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many of its battles through the elementsof the fries. And Gregory Walton has
just been discharged from the Navy,but he's about to discover that the tactics
that won the war will not winthe heart of a lovely girl like Norma.
And heck, what do you think, greg reads back home, and
he didn't even let me go.I wouldn't know a thing about it.
If Kate Mahoney hadn't just having tosee him on the street this morning.
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Gregory Rolston never thought much of himanyway, And for his uncle wish and
hits them to understand we were practicallyengaged, and all this time we've been
riding back and forth like mad thenumber three ninety six on his naming.
You really don't think Gregory would belike that. It's just a man,
isn't it. By every time we'vehad a four, I've been engaged countless.
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Time goes this last one. Ididn't do so well? But how
did he take it so lightly?Remember, dear, he went into the
navy. Now just forget about him, don't waste any tears. You'll get
him into the groceries. Ho,I am s's tb Abrid Cosser, Such
a reliable young selfer. Hello,yeah, doing anything tonight? Gorgeous?
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Who Greg? Hello? Eh?Who is it? Can't you get it?
Isn't corted? I'll try again?Still no, Oh, it's joyed
and now wait a minute, stoptrying. It's Greg rat Oh. Oh
hello, Gregley, I heard youwere bad. Just hang up normal,
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I knew I was back. Iwas going to surprise you. You did
well? How are you Norma?Just sign and how are you? Oh?
Just fine? Thanks? How's youraand hat Ju? Sine tank?
Uh? How's your uncle Rick?Just fine? Thanks? Uhma is something
wrong, not why are you doinganything? Could I come over one moment
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please? While I kicked with myengagement book, let me see now.
Oh yes, yes, I believeI can see you half an hour.
Well thanks, you're sure it won'tinconvenience you time. Well, goodbye.
It's a nice loving welcome home.Is an uncle Rick? Well here that
happened to me once, my boyin the Spanish American War. Yeah,
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yes, sir, I came homeand found the girl with up behind me,
married with two kids. But well, I didn't think Norma was that
kind of a girl. Yeah,is there another kind? But I've known
her so long, way back inhigh school. Well, I med agan
at the US Old Canteen and she'swritten tell me all the time. He's
doing a bit for the war effort. Maybe she's mad because I didn't let
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her know I was coming home.Oh, forget it. You probably had
trouble remembering you. Maybe there's someoneelse, Carter Bill or George Man.
Just remember one thing, my boy. If she tries to brush you off,
just hand her more on the samething. Don't you worry, Uncle
Rick. I'll give her the deepfree you don't under free anybody else.
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Oh, why hello Gregory? Hello, it is Gregory, isn't it?
It was when I left home?How are you, Dorothy? I mean
Norma? Won't you come in?Thank you? Right? Be glad to
for half an hour? Well?How nice to sleeve again, Gregley?
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Do we got to shake hands?Why? Of course? Not old friends
like that? Here might as wella shaking hands, won't you done?
Yes? Thanks? If I do? For uh one here seven and a
half minutes. I suppose it's niceto be home again? No, nor
my love? Oh excuse me aminute? Certainly? Hello? Normal?
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Still it won't I predict door?Pretend my sim Oh? Oh yes,
Bill? Uh could you call backagain? Lay here? Bill? Then
divide? Now let me see wherewere we? I wish I knew?
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Oh yes, you were telling meall about your war experiences. No,
no, not yet now normal love? Oh goodness me? Excuse me?
Please? Hello, I'm hello Carter. Listen, Cordis if you call back
again later, say divide. OhI'm terribly sorry, Gregory. Oh I'm
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I'm I I see you haven't beenidle during might happen? Well you know
how these things are. And let'ssee what were you saying about your whole
experiences. Oh way back to that? Well, uh, isn't it time
for George the phone? No,we won't have anymore into about well normal
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listen, oh peace bag, I'llanswer. We get away, persistent,
little pal, aren't you? What'sthat? Listen? Pal? Can't you
take normal an answer? But Ihaven't answered question again? Anyway? Never
mind, do me a favor anddon't call again for sixteen and a half
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minutes. Gregory, who was that? Didn't sound like a man? Not
a question? No? Well,I'm sure I don't know why you're making
such a fast That's the not theway you talked to me during that last
night we had together at the Kansies. Oh yes, that was fun,
wasn't it fun? Now, Gregory, you didn't take any of it seriously?
Did you didn't I? And naturallyI didn't take it anymore tillious than
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you did. You didn't. Well, okay, if I told you feel
about all this? Okay, wellyou've made it quite plain how you feel
about it. Okay, that's fine. Hell greg head it is Gregory,
isn't it. Oh? Yeah,it's still greg I had no idea you
dropted to call? How nice?Started to remember that? Yeah? Well,
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I had nothing else to do.But now I really must be running
along. I imagine there's quite aline waiting outside. Oh must you be
going? Yeah, yes, I'mfive minutes overtime. I suppose norm has
told you her new you? Well, what do you mean? Had head?
Fine? Norma? Didn't you tellGregor? I? I don't think
so, but it so is thereto tell him? It is? I'll
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tell him myself, Gregory. Normais indeed already engaged. That's Rarma,
that's true. Will you you heardwhat I had said? And to whom
are you engaged? And I asked? Certainly? You may add, and
I'll tell you nor I'm just engaged. Cotton clicking bed, kicking bread.
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You'll remember the punk of bone,the one? Will you ton? Oh?
No, Cossis are very deniable,dependable, pressed for the young men.
Well, may I hope that thethree of you will all be very
happy? Oh wait a minute,listen, Probably all right to me,
Norma? Probably all right? Whyshould I care? In fact, I
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just greatly relieves my mind reve yourmind? Yes, is the eye too
happen to be engaged? You're engaged? You're another girl? Certainly the girl
so peaceful I don't think there's oneword of it. He's just saying I
have to save the space and showhow populous he is too. Oh,
I am am. I it's pimple, is it? Oh? I perhaps
you'll believe me when I bring myfiancee around the car on. No,
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I can hardly wait to bring herover to see it. Very well,
I will, don't think I want, because I will. Goodbye, and
thank you so much for such acharming half hour of your time. So
very welcome. Goodbye. Oh yousee I was right about him all the
time, just the snanderer. Well, it's perfectly all right with me.
Why should I care if he's engagedat somebody else? However, I do
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if he's chosen someone else besides Carter. Oh, Carter is really very nuts.
It's luckily that Gregory has been overseasall this time, when he'd have
known the Carter's that's crazy. Ohmaybe it's Gregory coming down. Don't let
him in. Oh oh you Carterr you s drap wrong. So who
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was that on the phone? Oh? Just wrong number, I say,
I think you better come on in. Carter's. Well, Carter, we
got news for you, and normaljust became engaged. We did? I
mean what he nuntin? What normal? Gee? Wiz Ersen, I'll only
dropped in to ask you to goto the movies, and never mind that
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we are going to plan an engagementparty. God, got it? Uncle
Rick? Whould I ever do adumb thing like that? No, by
my boy is a very bright thinghe ever did? Yeah, but you
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know, I think our aunt hadsuspected. I was just making it up
to say my faith you didn't.Well, we're not going to give the
old battle ansiance satisfaction, nor sure, will youna do something about this?
Let see now, let me seeyou? Oh, I got it.
I gotta forget another girl. Idon't want another girl, but I mean
I just get some girl to poseas your girl. See get a girl?
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Say that's an idea. Yeah,but who would I get to pretend?
I wonder whatever became that old addressbook of mine or the dress book
book? It didn't draw your deskover it? Oh? Yeah, all
right, here goes Hello? CanI speak? I am please on our
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honeymoon. No, it's my nextno message. I don't think her husband
would be interested. He was ajain or mother in law. No,
no, no, bother to callher. Thank you very much. Hell
is this Vivian? Are you sure? Well? This is Gregory ralson a
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just this morning, Vivian. Lookare you married? You're all right?
But then are you engaged? You'renot, Vivian? Are you doing anything
this evening? Hello? No,graduate, tell me in call me little
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I m us miss funderful. Well, yes you would, now come me
to around old Gregley. You looksimply marvelous. Thankky y go to you.
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I speak the way I've got myhair, but certainly the way you've
got something. H Villian. Youknow the main thing I remember about you
in my high school. There's whata good sport you always were. I
mean you were always for a laugh. You're just the same old girl st
already. H Well, then youknow the reason I phone girl, the
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reason i'm hat. Would you beengaged to me? Engaged to you?
I did? You did? Yeah? You see, I'm just doing this
to pay normal back. You.How Norma get into this? Well I
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came home thinking she'd anyway she's engagedto somebody else, So I said I
was engaged too. Now I've gotto dig up someone to be engaged to.
No, wait a minute, Ihaven't reached the point where I have
to be dug up. But yousee, I thought that you didn't mind
just extending to be engaged. Themsort of blows over. I said,
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no, no, if saying who'sNorman Gage too? Carter clicking bread for
some reason? Do you remember him? Don't it? Thought he was crazy
about me? That goes say showYeah, you can't trust anybody, greg
re as of now we are engaged. Well that was quick kick me Darling.
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No, and I listened, David, this is a gig, you
know, stick me a gag.No, no, man, now you
know last year outside okay inside?Uh huh no, look normal. I'm
not sure that I like this.I think, Marger, what's the matter
with you? You can't walk outin the middle of our engagement party.
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But you said we were just pretender. We use your imagination a little more.
Gregory and his mysterious fiance will behere any minute now. Maybe Gregory
won't like my being that is theidea, but somebody might get hurt.
No, no, my desk.Here they're coming up the wall cutting off
FID. They look casty. Gofell out to the door, and could
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you see who is Beyonce. Isit's just too dark? They're out the
horse. Oh he didn't whoa Bibianbank? I thought she was true to
me? Oh not no, no, anybody but didn't eat It was a
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sniff it all this loco? Well, Gregor, Well, good evening,
Miss pat Norman got her. Iuh believe you all know Vivian Blakeley might
be saying it unful. Hello,Vivion well a pine saying you ought to
be ashamed of yourself. This iscertainly a surprise. Yes, I thought
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it would be. It's squinty stumbleengagement party. And how nice to your
uncle Rick's walking table to come getoff my golf as we all didn't you?
No, so you did come.Well you haven't seen too much,
have you. Good evening, misterRalston. Uh have you met Mike Fancey
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t you're clicking bread? No?How do you? How do you do?
So? Run? No, Agall, you don't look well. I'm
a farm pone. The mons justsaid hears us all is already? Well
what are we waiting for? That'sall going to either? Yes by all
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doubles are about to break bread andmaybe their hearts as a party in that
headphone nine union gage couples that hitbike in at this day. Well what
am I doing? He Manmic,You're just a horrible example? Oh always
a bond yourful? Now handing myplace? Gregory? Here, you are
great? Not sit down here,Gray a weadiness cozy? Oh? I
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thought Gregory was pushing it over here, he has to say, right side,
Bibian, the feelings will be hurt. Nobody cares where No, Greg
open as I usually do when IVivian's gonna see your potatoes here? Thanks
a lot, now, Gregory,have you envision made any matter? Said
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greg Coroberty hasn't even thought about thewedding here a bonderful Oh, I mean
you don't know very well do you? As a matter of fact? In
still to be denied by word?Vivian, dear, just what you mean
by right way we now? Vivian, I don't say anybody wants tall at
almonds? Well, isn't that athe prize? That is the prize?
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And hair? I'm exciting and fucka coincidences and no I'm not planning to
be married next week too, thewh Coper picked up the salted almonds this
burner. I'll tell you what,man, why don't you all have a
double wedding way? Look at theperfectly it's simply marvelous, Condor. Don't
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you think it's Connor ill hair pickingup a wedding? You double wedding Conor?
Sure, I'm not doing anything's nomy way. I won't do it
all because because big in and Igo low. Greg, you promised me
at church win saturday'd be a niceday. No, I don't like Saturday,
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but what they would be good to? The one was asking there isn't
anything in the week good fording fightuncrit you darling? Oh he kicking a
solid Haim and Greg one another cupof coffee is supposed to help me?
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No, that won't help. What'swrong with me? I've gone at what
I do now? Well, don'tblame me. It wasn't money idea for
you were to get some girl topretend to be engaged to you. I
say, because they think it was. It was my idea, wasn't I.
Now you can just think up somewhereto get me out of it too.
There, think up some where,Greg, Why don't you have a
talk with Norma. What did wetalk about? Wait? Now, wait,
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wait, I just thought of agreat idea. Yes, sir,
why don't you come right out toflat footed and say, now, look
here, two years, don't youlove me? Maybe I will? Dog
don't I think I will? Saidarea, and I'm not going to go
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through with the wedding, non Norma, Oh what are you suppose Gregory thinks
of all this? I imagine it'sshaken him to these foundations. It's just
the fellow who thinks every girl hemeets is in love with them, all
the they are. I'll see whoit is. If I might have three
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and a half minister your time,I'd like a word. Would you please
pay Gregory? Now it's Norma.I have this one question to ask you.
Do you are don't you love him? Are you of all the colossal
continue? I suppose you think thatevery girl you meet it in love with
you? I mean lots of girlswho are in love with me. You
are so right me for instant.But Normanna, listen, you can't just
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see you're getting cold? An't here? Okay, let me give you my
father. I don't want any partof it, not even the please and
what's more, I'm very glad thatyou wouldn't make her going to be married.
You both deserve it a normal way. It's all I'm a say,
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hello, goo goo hello, rhyme. I been downtown buying my wedding down
right, oh, Vivio the group, we're not actually going through edial,
my Johnny, I realize it sturnout just as the day. But you
know what happened. No, whathappened were falling in love? Oh no,
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now in reston. And if youthink I'm gonna have the whole time
find out with just a joke whileI'm not. You mean you actually want
to marriage Joey. I've always beencrazy about you. Everyone knows that.
Somebody tell me these things. Well, okay, Vivin, if that's what
you want, I'll go through withit. The Vivians there the reception to
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be at my house. No,you house isn't us will be at my
house? Naturally, he about Connor. This is Greg Gray. Listen,
Carter, do you care where thereception is held? No? And you
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care whether the ceremony is a SaintPeter's or Saint Paul No, No,
you might guess is wroll making SaintPeter's. Then okay o, I let
him Connor. Vivian wants it atSaint Peter's. Oh no, Madama Darling
the worm hold? But Viby ishere? Would you sid st Peter didn't
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get lady? How being bossed todeath? Well? I go, Rick
ready to start? Yeah? Wereyou? Yeah? Got the ring be
here? Well, I guess there'snothing to hold us back. Then I'm
afraid picture the dear Ti not tolook so dulled. It's never been happier.
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Well then might go tears have happy? That's out of your eyes?
Oh deadness? Yes, we're juststarted. What makes your voice sound so
funny? Trder maybe? But I'mgre You know what tis the wedding in?
Certainly two thirty? Correct answer?Who's the correct? You know what
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jud it is? Certainly? Theygo, Gregy, I thought it was
Finally, I'll see. If Ihadn't jack for you, I wouldn't be
getting married either. Goodbye? OhNorma you want listen head and coming this
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way with Gregory. We're going togo in the Front'll give you agree.
So we're supposed to wait to havethe menstry to say hello, what's going
on? Don't ask me. I'mjust the ring there. But what could
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have happened to them? Where arethey? Oh? Gregory? Did you
find out anything? Phone the Viviansand Masons? Carter? It's almost three
o'clock. I think it's probably outrageous. Cotta certain they had me fooled.
I thought it was appendable, youknow, Rick personally, I saw it
now that I ever said Rona wasengaged to him. Well, I certainly
was a fat head forgetting Gregory topretend he was engaged to Vivian. You
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mean David Les pretended five it's aperfectly killer. Didn't put normal after pretending
she was engaged to Corton? Oh, Gregory? Truth? Oh Gregory,
I don't care two attempts for Carter. You you weren't give me the cold
shoulder? Oh darling? Oh,but what good does it do? Now?
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It's too late? No, no, it isn't. I've listened to
this note we got delivered quote,we got tired of waiting, and I've
decided to a low time vision.And Carter welldn't said I don't see you
waiting. You see all this time, Vivian and Carter, I've been waiting
for ours over at Saint Paul,Paul, did you really think I'd let
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you marry Carter? Paul, Rag, You've got me all confused, confused.
Well on you, my sweet.It looks wonderful that you come on,
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