A Chat With Santana Garrett

In this episode of Green with Envy, Chelsea invites her former tag partner and current bridesmaid on to chat. Santana gives us one of our best Hot Mess Confessions of all time. Finishing off the episode, Chelsea updates us on her weekend with GCW, the Christmas season and her messy moment of the week.

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Episode Transcript

(00:29):
Hello, lovers, it is yourfavorite hot mess formerly known as Laurel Van
Mess, Ray Clusa, Jada,and almost Victorious. My name is Chelsea
motherfucking Green, and welcome to Greenwith Envy. I am joined today by

(00:52):
by a good friend. But Iwould be doing a disservice to our friendship
if I didn't includ Flude all theother hats that she wears. So let
me let me make sure I getthis right. I am joined by my
good friend, my partner in crime, my meal prep sue Chef, my

(01:14):
former roommate, my world traveling tagteam member, my on and off coworker,
my bride's maid, the Oprah tomy Ellen, Santana Garrett. Okay,
so I just introduced Santana, butshe doesn't know what I said because

(01:36):
she was not there when I introducedher. But just to warn everybody,
we were at the airport, soyou will be hearing a lot of announcements,
I'm sure, and we are alsosharing a microphone, so this is
good. This is gonna be isgonna be terrible quality, and you're gonna
hear voices in the backroom, sojust bear with us. Okay, So,

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Santana, before we get started.Do you have anything you need to
say to the people? Do do? You don't have to? Well,
I don't know. Um, Hello, hello and welcome Hello lovers. Here
we go. Okay, Well,we're gonna do a little warm up game
because I feel like that'll get youin the mood to talk, because I

(02:20):
tell embarrassing stories, you know thatkind of Um. Okay, So we're
gonna play a game. Don't look, don't cheat. We're gonna play a
game of this or that. Now, this is totally up to it's it's
your interpretation of the question this orthat. You can choose to elaborate on
why you're giving us this answer,or you don't have to at all.

(02:43):
You could just do rapid fire.But you're gonna elaborate because I know you.
Yeah. I can't tell a shortstory ever, long story long okay,
okay, So salty or sweet sweet, just like me. I like
that dress up or dressed down,dressed down, but you know me,

(03:06):
I always have my prom jewelry regardlessof what I'm wearing. Okay, very
true, absolutely true. Cold weatheror hot weather, hot weather. When
I was writing these out, Iknew all the answers to them. I
think so there's nothing that's surprising me. Okay, do you like to be
on the road and busy, busyand booked, or do you like to
be at home? At home?However, because I've been at home for

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such a long time, I've organizedmy cabinets probably ten times, and I
just can't do it anymore. SoI still am a homebody, but I
do enjoy that I'm getting out thereagain, Okay, because I do feel
like we all went through phases duringquarantine everyone in the world that where we

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all reorganized our pantries, reorganized ourwhole house, and then did every single
home improvement project. And I thinkwe're all coming to the point where there's
nothing left to do at the house. Yeah, that one hundred percent happened
at my house. And I meanlike literally, like we could not even
think of a single project that stillneeds to be done. Yeah, that's

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and that's how we feel too.I actually have a thousand more projects I
could do, but at some pointit's like you have to just stop.
Okay. Anyway, long story,long, early night or late night or
early night, Like I don't stayup past nine thirty, Preachah, I'm
a grandma. I've always been one, me too, absolutely, um,

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early morning or sleep in. Itused to be sleep in, but now
I mean I can't sleep in pastseven thirty, like my body does not
let me. So yeah, I'mI'm an early bird now, oh my
god, it's your age. Iam still super productive at night. I
mean, but we're talking eight pm. Yeah yeah, but but I agree

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with that. I'm not like atwo They am creative mind like that.
Those are people are actually like geniuses. Those the people that stay up late.
And I'm that's that ain't me.It's not me either. Okay.
Would you rather be fat and happyor skinny and bitchy? Oh gosh,
um, I don't want to befat, but fat and happy. I

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guess if I had to choose betweenone, really, so I just know,
like I'll just tell you, I'drather be skinny and bitchy. But
but I but but I know mymom. I asked her that. She
said fat and happy. Yeah,fat and happy. I guess. Okay,
that's good. Good for you beinghappy. That's exactly what I was.
Yeah, we were all a littlebit bigger, a little larger.

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Yeah, okay, so now sorrythe gate announcement um city or country country,
like, without a doubt, Ido not like city life, but
that's because you grew up in thecountry. Probably. Yeah, yeah,
I can't. I can't. Ican't do. Are you a boobs person

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or a butt person? Oh?My gosh, both both? If you
had to choose one, Man,I guess, I guess, But okay,
good answer. I'm gonna say boobs. I'm just gonna say. I'm
only gonna say boobs because I've neverhad a butt, so it's okay that
I'm living without a butt for therest of my life. Um, okay,

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do you would you rather be wrestlingor performing wrestling? Country or pop
country? Christmas or Birthday? MGrowing up, I hated birthdays, like
I would hide on the couch allday with a blanket over my head.
And I don't know why, um, but that's what I would do.

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Um, but I've never done thaton Christmas. I'd say Christmas. I
love Christmas, and I feel likebirthdays are kind of like New Year's are
always overhyped and then you want tocry. Yeah, I feel like I
just don't want to be disappointed,so I'll just smope all day long under
a blanket on the couch. Perfectgreat, we love that for you,
Um, wonder Woman or Captain Americawonder Woman, Like, yeah, I

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mean that's a silly question. No, I agree, but I couldn't come
up with anything else. I waslike wonder Woman and Batman cap Woman Like
I was like, no, Iyou know what. Okay, moving on
first dates or long term relationship dates, I say long, I don't know

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that's a good one because my firstmy first damn just thinking about my husband.
Our first date was just priceless.Like mm, long term, I
just I don't know. Comfortability maybecomfortability, comfort to the comfort due to

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comfort reasons, because that's what Iwas thinking when I was like writing this,
I was answering them for myself too, and I was like, oh,
like I love the feeling of thefirst date, but I would totally
rather be um comfortable with somebody.But you know what, um, when
like now, we were so comfortablethat like now I go out out on
a date with Jeremy and it's likeon a whim, which is great,

(08:15):
but then at the same time,it's like, okay, but no,
sometimes I want to be dressed upand I hate wearing heels, but it's
like sometimes I want I want tosee you're you're It's nice that you go
out on a on a whim becauseI'm the opposite. Like we plan it
and then like I feel I haveto dress up and I regret planning things
anything. Yeah, I regret everyevery plan I ever make. I know

(08:37):
you do. I'm even even whenwe're supposed to hang out sometimes or just
like, oh do you wanna doyou wanna should be still doing And I'm
fine because I'm fine staying at hometoo. So yeah, exactly. Okay,
So last question the grand finale,um Oprah or Ellen Ellen? Oh,

(08:58):
I'm Ellen. We we we haveestablished as years years ago. Okay.
So I opened UM with the factthat you were the Oprah to my
Ellen. I just didn't want todo it in front of you because I
knew you wouldn't let me say thatis not true everybody. Um, let's
go ahead and correct that right now. She is the Oprah to my Ellen.
Okay, Well, you know what, and I might take that because

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I don't believe that Oprah got canceledduring um COVID, but I believe that
Ellen did. I know. Unfortunate, But um, okay, so we've
got basically two stories to tell herebefore Santana boards, one being that we're
gonna do it real quick. Onedo you remember how we met in Japan?

(09:46):
Yeah, anything else you have tosay to the people. So we
met in Japan, and man,I'm trying to think of like like like
the very first time we're like,I'm Santanah, I'm Chelsea. I kind
of remember because you said to meand and I didn't. I actually put
this on here, like ask herhow we first met because I wondered if
you would remember more. And thennow that we're talking, I just realized

(10:09):
one of the first things you saidto me was, um, buzz kill
with these announcements. One of thefirst things you said to me was something
like, oh, yeah, everybodysays that we look like it's probably because
you wear those arm bands that Iwear. Oh, something like that.
And I'm saying in a way bitchiervoice, Yeah, there's no way I

(10:33):
said it, like like, no, you didn't say it like that.
I'm totally I'm totally making you soundbad. But it was like something like
that, and like, I don'ttake anything in a bad personal way anyway,
So I didn't. But now thati'm repeating it, it doesn't sound
great. But that doesn't sound greatat all. That was like one of
the first things like, oh wow, oh my gosh, I've heard so
much about you. Yeah, youwear the armbands that I wear. That

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doesn't sound good either, even whenit's nice. Let me try to say
it in my way. Um,okay, let me think back. I
don't remember that, but I doremember that at one point everybody thought me,
you and Britt Baker looked alike andwould confuse us all the time.
Well, you don't get that anymorebecause you have red hair now, but
I still do. I'm sure,I'm sure. So maybe I was like,

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oh, Chelsea, it's so niceto finally meet you. Everybody mistakes
me for you. You for meall the time because we both wear arm
bands. That was it. That'sit. I'm not even joking, like
ding ding ding, that's so muchnicer. Yeah, I know, I
the first time, I just saidit for dramatic effect. I absolutely was
lying. So okay. So wemet in Japan in Tokyo because we were

(11:41):
both wrestling for stardom, and weimmediately became a tag team basically, Yes,
we just I don't know. Ihad a lot of charisma together and
I don't know, too too rightnot to toot your own horn, but
maybe it was the arm bands tootoo. Okay, So then fast for
we two maybe six years later yougot married. Yea, wait, would

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you like to tell the story ofyour wedding to add that? In Japan
we had armbands, but we hadlike so many accessories and like, you'll
have to share a photo with everybody, like how like we would just go
in my bag and just pull outall the armbands. At one point we
had there's a picture with like threedifferent sets of armbands and headbands. It

(12:28):
was just ridiculous. It was overthe top. It was very dramatic,
and I kind of love that forus too. It was we're like,
what color should wear? Oh no, Santana, you only have green,
Chelsea, you only have purple.That's okay, purple and green accessories?
Yes, all the accessories. Okay. So fast forward to your wedding,

(12:48):
your dream wedding, your dream wedding. Um, do you have anything to
tell the people about your wedding?Chelsea ruined my wedding. Chelsea Green ruined
my wedding. And as you allknow, she has a wedding coming up,
so the perfect night until Chelsea Greenthrew me in the swimming pool on

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my wedding night. I wish Ihad I wish I had like something else
to say to that, but thatwas a long story short and yeah,
yes, um and then so Chelseawas one of my bridesmaids, which really
I didn't really even have bridesmaids,but like, because I didn't, I'm
doing air quotes. I won't elaborateon that right now. But one of

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my other best friends, Aaron,who is a lawyer, very serious,
just kind of like opposite of Chelsea. When she saw that Chelsea threw me
in the pool on my wedding night, her face and just she stomped towards
us, and oh my gosh,like Chelsea was like a child in trouble,
Like she was not happy. Ohno, she's like serious McGee,

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And that's fine to each their own. She's also a lawyer and I'm absolutely
not. But it was a reallyfun night. I think I had a
very good speech. Did I endthe wedding off on the best note?
I mean, for me, absolutelymost memorable moment was definitely not. But
I ended it with a splash.Okay, And now fast forward to I've

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told the people. The people knowwe're counting down the wedding, so now
we're I don't know, I alreadysaid how many days and now I forget.
We're at like forty five days orsomething to the wedding and a part
of the wedding is outside and thereis a pool. Perfect is that after
you said so feel free here?I mean, I don't care if you're

(14:45):
going in the pool, it doesn'tmatter. It is going to be about
zero degrees in Vegas. And youknow what, I'm ready for my dip.
Perfect, you know it's coming.So so um yeah, that was
You really made that story short andsweet. You have to say, I
am very surprised that I did.I don't know how much you guys can

(15:07):
hear in the back room, becauseI don't know how this works. When
I have two people on one microphoneand we're in an airport. It's absolutely
a shit show right now, SoI apologize, but we have to ask
you one more question before you jetoff to take your flight. Okay,
I had to pass through the microphoneso you could say, okay, very
important. Now every week I dosomething called hot mess Confess, So that

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is just like some sort of likeembarrassing story. You've had a confessional moment
this week. For me, itwas not that embarrassing. But my hot
mess confess is going to be.It's going to play right after you tell
yours, so hopefully yours is betterthan mine. So do you have anything
embarrassing that you would like to tellthe people? Okay, wow, you

(15:56):
really threw me off with this one. So something hot mess, come fast,
my hot mess, come fast.Something that happened this week that would
be a messy moment of the week, and we already did those, so
I didn't want to put you onthe spot like that. This could be
your entire life. Anything embarrassing that'shappened, you know, Oh Lord help
me. Woll last week I traveledan entire like eight hours with a hole

(16:21):
in my pants and no wonder we'reon. Oh tell me another. I've
had a lot when I got myperiod and I was having sex with somebody,
that was an embarrassing moment. Ohgod, oh my goodness. Okay,
um, okay, So I didn'twant to tell this, but I'll

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tell it because this is you andyour podcast, because this is me and
the fifteen thousand other people who listen. No, it's not that much.
I promise you. Things have reallypicked up for you. So I got
COVID a while back. And longstory long, No, keep it short,

(17:02):
keep it short. You know Ican't. I can't tell this story.
Did you poop your pants? Ohmy god you did? Oh my
god, she did. I cantell by her face she pooped her pant.
Okay, talk to you later.This is a great interview. Okay.
Yes, I became a part ofthe poopy pants club and never as
an adult. And I didn't thinkI was so sick. I was so

(17:25):
sick and it wasn't a lot.Did you sneeze? Wait? Sorry,
I'm just trying to get a feelOkay. So UM got covid. This
is a couple weeks after I wasalready COVID free, already cleared. I
worked for um um debut for ae W and by the end of that
night I was just like, youknow, it takes a little while for
your body to get kind of usedto being normal again and doing activities and

(17:47):
stuff like that, and so like, by the end of a WUM,
like I said, I was alreadyCOVID free, but just I was still
tired, very very tired, andby the end of the day, I
was just like drained. Dad.And I get home, everything's behind.
I go shower, I get intomy favorite little pink wien or dog pajamas.
I got to the kitchen to getsome water, and I felt something

(18:11):
on my leg. Wait, ohmy god, I love this for you.
Holy shit, And I literally,yeah, I just Jesus spat all
over the microphone and then and thenalso in my face, in my eyeball.
But that's okay, You're COVID free. That's all the matter. Oh

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my goodness. But um. Andthen I always give my husband and everybody
that I know a really hard timebecause they have pooped their pants as an
adult. Sorry, Jeremy, Ilove you, Um, but I never
have. And I'm like, it'scrazy. I can control myself. Well,
I so I clean up in theguest bathroom. I walk back into
the bedroom with no pants on,just my top and he's like, what
what what are you doing? AndI'm like, I pooped my pants so

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embarrassed. But now so in thekitchen, in the engine, standing at
the refrigerator. Yeah, it's great. I oh my god, that was
so good. I'm so happy youtold us that. Thank you so much.
It's juicy. I know. I'mnot going to make another poop joke.
Okay, well that's it, becauseI wish you, I could have

(19:22):
you on the whole episode. ButI knew that this was what is going
to happen. We're in Albany.You need to get to your gate,
and we're recording this telling everybody inthe airport that Santana had an accident in
the kitchen. So we're gonna wrapit up. Everybody, say goodbye to
Santana, Santana, say goodbye tothe people, goodbye my friends, and
we're gonna move on to my littlehot mass confessed. That's nothing compared to

(19:45):
yours. Shit, all right,literally literally all right. I don't really
have a confession this week, whichI think is a shocker to you guys,
because I always have something embarrassing totell you. But I do just

(20:06):
have to get something off my chest. Okay, look, I am I'm
only thirty, so just keep thatin mind. But I cannot stop plucking
my gray hairs, like I haveso many gray hairs. They're everywhere everywhere.
Well no wait, wait, noteverywhere, not everywhere, They're just

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on my head. They're everywhere onmy head, and I know you're not
supposed to pluck them because when youpluck them, I'm told that five more
come to its funeral. But pluckinggray hairs for me is like it's like
popping sits. It's terrible and it'sgross, but it's so fucking addicting.

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Maybe you guys don't feel this waybecause you're too young, and you know
what, screw you if you're tooyoung and you don't have gray hair yet.
Okay, I envy, but I'mover the hill. I'm thirty years
old. I got gray hairs twoyears ago when I started an XT.
I don't know if that's if it'llgo hand in hand with, you know,
stress and gray hair, or ifit's just I turned twenty something and

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I started getting gray hairs. Idon't know, but I just had to
confess that I like stand in themirror and I pluck my gray hairs.
So that's my hot mess confess fortoday. Don't at me about my plucking
habits messy moment of the week.Okay, so I'm gonna tell you a

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little wrestling story here, which Ifeel like I never do. But this
past weekend, I was in Detroitfor a promotion called GCW, and I
was wrestling a girl named Ali Cat. Now we've got a feud going,
a good little feud. I loveit. I have so much fun with

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it. We've got a feud going. And she tweeted, this is how
we've kept the feud going is Twitter? Because hello, it's twenty twenty one,
right, Well, we do everythingon Twitter, so we've got the
We've kept the feud going through Twitter. And she tweeted about stapling a five

(22:26):
dollar bill to my head and Iwas disgusted but kind of amused and kind
of interested. And then the moreI thought about it, the more I
was like, wait, maybe Iwant her to do that. I'm totally
breaking what we call kate fabe.I'm breaking kate fabe so because I'm kind
of pulling the curtain back and tellingyou how this all works. But I

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feel like I never really tell youguys much about wrestling, so fuck it,
I'm gonna tell you. So Itexted her and I said, bitch,
how much does making a staple tothe head hurt? She's like,
oh, fuck, Like what areyou doing? Why? Why? And
I'm like, well, well,hello, you tweeted at me that you

(23:11):
were going to staple a five dollarbill to my head, And I feel
like, now you kind of haveto We kind of got to live up
to this hype. We can't justbe you know, teasing people on Twitter.
What are we going to give themotherwise? So she laughs, she
tells me it's not that bad.We move on. I get to Detroit

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and she were, you know,we're talking like, Okay, what do
we want to do in this match? We only have X amount of time,
so we kind of need to makethe most of it. Get the
people to hate me, get thepeople to love her, end a story,
And I said, okay, well, did you bring your stapler?
She's like no, I'm like,bitch, I want you to staple me.
So I don't know what I wasthinking. What was I thinking?

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Why did I want her to stapleme? Why? Why was I so
persistent? You guys, we didnot staple the five dollar bill to my
forehead. We found something better.The messy moment of the week is because
like, why did I Why didI want something staple to my forehead in
the first place? I don't know. Am I a massa chist? Is
there something wrong with me? Dowe love pain? I'm a wrestler,

(24:17):
right, we love pain? Soshe did not staple a five dollar bill
to my forehead. Instead, shestapled a Matt Cardona picture to my forehead.
It was amazing. It was soamazing, you guys. If you
haven't seen it, you have togo onto my social media and watch a

(24:40):
clip. It was so fucking funny. She staples it to my head.
And I was so scared in thatmoment of it being stapled to my head
and what it would feel like andhow much it would hurt, that I
didn't even notice that she stapled itto my forehead, like it went click.
And I'm not even joking. TwoMississippis went by before I was like,

(25:03):
oh shit, oh shit, it'sit's on my forehead. It's sucking
on my forehead. Not only that, I got up, ran around,
the ring, got pinned, andit stayed on my head. You guys,
it was amazing. Oh my god. It was everything I could have
imagined and more. And that's grossand messy, but here I am am
I hardcore bitch. I think I'ma hardcore hot off. The mess.

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Halloween is over, people, spookyseason is done, and we at the
car downa household have moved on twoChristmas season. Baby, I don't want
to fuck Christmas. Oh my god, I'm sorry. I'm a terrible singer,
and also my voice is gone.But anyway, for all of you

(25:55):
things giving nerds out there who arecursing me right now, relax, take
a chill pill. I'm not forgettingabout Thanksgiving. I'm actually very excited for
it. In fact, I amskipping it. I'm going to Canada.
But that's not that's besides the point. I just choose to celebrate Christmas up

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until Thanksgiving, and then we doa little switch ru. We spend the
weekend being thankful, and then whenSunday night hits boom, it's back to
Christmas. Baby. I've actually gota little confession. I already have my
twenty four seven Christmas radio station onin my car. I don't know about

(26:38):
you guys, but once I decideto make the switch for my regular stations
to the Christmas station, it stayson, and it stays on until probably
New Year's Eve. So I amI'm in deep, people, I am
deep in the Christmas spirit. I'vealready been jamming to like Boobley and Mariah

(26:59):
Carey, and I have no shamein it either. I've been instagramming it
and most people love it. Ifeel like most people are feeling a Christmas
spirit this year. But we dohave a couple of haters out there who
like try to slide into my DMSto shame me for not waiting until after
Thanksgiving. But you know what,fuck them now. I will say I

(27:22):
am in the Christmas spirit, butI have yet to decorate my house,
which is very rare for me.I usually am one of those people who
I go straight from Halloween to Christmas. I replace my Halloween wreaths with my
Christmas ones, and I change outmy spooky light bulbs for Christmas lights.

(27:44):
But Matt and I have just beenbusy as fuck this year. Just a
little just a little humble brag.We've been busy, so we haven't even
really had any days at home togetherto even spend time decorating. Our tradition
usually is we go out and weget the most Christmas Eve Starbucks drink,

(28:04):
you know, gingerbread latte or something, and then we come home and we
light some candles and we put onChristmas music, and we spend the night
decorating and then usually you know,we will finish it off with like a
Christmas movie because yeah dah, butwe have yet to do any of that,
and at this point we don't evenhave a dayton sight to do it.

(28:29):
I'm very sad about this, butwe will get to it, Matt,
if you're listening, we're gonna getto it, right. No,
Um, We're gonna get to it. I need at least a month and
a half of Christmas celebrations, youknow what I mean. And since we're
on the topic of Christmas, endof New Year's Eve, just about six

(28:53):
and a half weeks until I amgetting married. Holee shit, can you
believe I've been talking about this withyou guys for what feels like forever now,
and here we are. We're atthe final breaking stretch. So um,
so I've been trying to get everythingdone. When I say everything,
I mean I'm not talking wedding planningpeople, I'm talking everything on my body,

(29:18):
like I got I got a facialand a laser treatment on my face,
which actually means that as I'm recordingthis, I currently have about ten
zits popping up on my face atany given moment. So that's great.
It's a very cute look. Andshout out to anyone who sat me at
big event this weekend because I couldn'teven cover my zits up. But anyway,

(29:38):
girls sidetrack, I've been getting allmy treatments done, and I went
to my eyebrow waxer the other day. She is amazing, amazing. Shout
out to Alyssa, who owns BlissStudios in Orlando, Florida. She's amazing.
She did my brows and then,you know, you guys know me
hit my body hair phobia. Ihad to ask her about my mustache because

(30:04):
you know, I can't stop thinkingabout it since Matt told me I have
a mustache, So I asked her, do I need to wax my mustache?
Be honest with me, Am,I as hairy as my fiance thinks
I am. Now now I know, Okay, now I know for a

(30:26):
mother fan fact judging from her answer, that Matt clearly has body hair issues,
because not only did my laser ladysay I didn't need to laser my
non existent mustache, but my waxinglady also now said it. So case
closed. We're shutting the book onMustache Gate, Chelsea Green does not have

(30:52):
a mustache. I am stash freepeople. Okay, there's only six people
in my household with mustaches, andthat's three cats, two dogs, and
one very large tanned man. Period. That felt good to get off my
chest, and I just realized,Um, it's it's kind of funny that

(31:15):
I was saying I had no timeto decorate with Matt and that I'm so
busy. Yet I'm telling you thatI'm I have all this time to get
these treatments done. Oh boy,But last weekend actually was the first weekend
I've had off since coming back towrestling. So that's like the first weekend
I've had off since gosh, Juneor July. It was the first time

(31:37):
I've consecutively even had more than twodays off. Isn't that crazy? Oh
my gosh, And it was soso good. The irony of the weekend
that I had off is that,um, I was so happy to be
off that I actually forgot to getany of my shit done. Like I

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didn't. I didn't do any ofmy acting homework. I didn't write my
podcast. I thank God for Santana. I didn't get a single load of
laundry done. I literally slept,That's it. I slept eight and cuddled
the animals and it was the best. Of course, now I'm back in
scramble mode and I think that Mattand I are go go go from now

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until Christmas, so that'll be crazy. It was nice while it lasted.
Sometimes you just need a weekend tolike mentally, recharge and reset. I'm
so happy to be on the roadand wrestling that I just forget to take
a little time for myself and enjoysome stillness. So this is your reminder,

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too, on this beautiful Monday,to take a little me time.
Well no, wait, take alittle U time. You get what I'm
saying. Just take a little fuckingtime for yourself. Welcome to my favorite
segment, Mean tweets for mean people. So this week someone posted my match

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and and commented something positive on it, to which Hayter was very much triggered.
They wrote, and the important thingis that Chelsea Green has lost.
The nice man said, well,why is that important, to which the

(33:35):
troll responded, because I can't standher. The nice person wrote, oh
love this, like I love howinnocent this nice person is, to which
the troll responded, it's my opinion. It's not that it's really important for
the success of the match, butit was. But it was to say
that for me, the important thingis that she lost. I don't watch

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any of her her matches because,as I said, I can't stand her.
Okay, so, um, whatwe've gathered today, people is that
he cannot stand me. And youknow what, that's fine. I lost

(34:20):
the match. He can't stand me. He wins. Now. The next
one was a nice, little,nice little tweet and I vanity searched this,
which you know I don't want todo. But the quality filters are
so damned good lately that I cannotsee anything mean about me unless I vanity
search. M So shout out toTwitter for quality filters being great. But

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here we go, let's get intoit. This person wrote, I don't
believe all women some of y'all areChelsea Green. The next tweet goes,
nobody nobody misconstrue this has anything buta joke and a dig at Chelsea Green.
Okay, well, I think wegot that. Apparently the new thing

(35:08):
is that because I like tell thetruth on this podcast and when people interview
me, and yeah, so Itell the truth. So people are now
I guess what I'm gathering is onTwitter. They are coming for me,
saying that in I'm not telling thetruth, I'm actually a liar, a
big old liar. So that's thenew rumor going on on the Internet.

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The next one was just straight tothe point, a nice little tweet.
This person wrote, Wow, hisass thinks that Chelsea Green is good.
I mean, whoever he is,I love you, shout out to you
for supporting me. And fuck thistroll. Now the last one. The

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last one's great. The last oneis again Twitter. Course, this person
tweeted, we as a society haveprogressed past the need for Chelsea Green.
Okay, college educated? I likethat. The next tweet was, ha,
she's literally at the bottom of thebarrel. Huh, Okay, he's

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saying this stuff in response to me. It is paired with a picture of
me having a fucking title match.I don't know that you can get any
better than having a title match,unless maybe it's a title match on WrestleMania
or on a pay per view,and in fact, it is going to
be a title match on the preshow of a pay per view, So

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I don't know, I don't know. You can't win them all, you
know what I mean. But butfor the rest of you who your you
know, society hasn't progressed past theneed for me. Thank you, I
love you. Guys. You havereached the voicemail box of hot messages.
Don't forget every single week to askme your burning questions using the hashtag hot

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messages on Twitter. All right,first question, Semi dry Chicken asked how
often are you required to update yourwrestling gear or do you have the freedom
to choose? I notice new gearalways comes around pay per views, So
um, I am a gear snob. I first of all, new gear

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is not required. It's also notm it's not required. But well,
I don't know. I'm just talkingabout my ass right now. It's not
required. New gear is not required. You're not required to update your gear.
You're not required to change your gearwhatever. You have total freedom of

(37:45):
what you want your gear to be, like ninety nine percent of the time.
I shouldn't say always been ninety ninepercent of the time. I am
a gear snob. So I getgear. I get about four different sets
made every couple of months, maybeeven maybe even every month. Gosh,
I'm really bad. So I tryto have a new set of gear every

(38:08):
week you see me on TV.One thing I have started doing is wearing
it a second time if it's youknow, one week it's on Ring of
Honor and one week it's on anImpact or one week it's on NWA.
Because then I'd have to have athousand sets. But I get a ton
of different sets. There are somepeople who don't actually do that. What

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they do is they wear the sameset for TV, and then when it
gets to a big pay per view, that's when they debut a new set
of gear. So it's something likefun and fresh and special. I'm just
yeah, like I said, I'ma total brat and I love new gear,
and I'm always changing my mind aboutcolors and patterns and entrance gear and
things like that. So yeah,I'm just going to stick to my little

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Brady ways because I love it.Danny V one two eight asked regarding the
all in episode. I don't thinkany of the guys have ever addressed this,
but how the hell did they getJohn Freakin Mayor to show up to
the show. That is such agood question. That's really funny. They
didn't get him to show up tothe show. He actually was in a

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bachelor party that was there, andthere was like it wasn't just him that
was kind of like had celebrity status. There was a couple different comedians that
were in the group as well,so it was a group of like kind
of well known guys. But yeah, they were on a bachelor party for
I guess one of their friends whowas getting married. That's what he chose
to do. He went to AllIn. They got front row seats and

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there was John freaking Mayor Dove righton top of the group. Good guys.
They were fun. They were alot of fun. The Ebo asked
one, Matt is very passionate inanything. He does a lot of energy,
while you seem very chill. Arethere any instances where you're the wild
one and Matt is chill too?What is the time that you were the

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most scared in your life? Thankyou for the weekly episodes, miss green
Well, thank you Ebo. Okay, so first question, Matt seems like
he has a lot of energy andI seem very chill. As The funny
thing is is that everyone who knowsus, like all our friends, knows
that that's the total opposite. Mattis very very much a introvert. He

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just doesn't seem that way to youguys, because you know when he's like
performing and things like that, he'svery much an extrovert. But in real
life he's much more of an introvert, and I am much more of an
extrovert. I am very loud.I talk all the time. I could
have a conversation with a wall,which is why I do this podcast alone.
So um, yeah, that's that'sreally funny that you think it's opposite.

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I do think when it comes tolike life and making decisions, I'm
much more chill, whereas he ismore of a hothead. And he knows
that. He tells me all thetime that I am way too chill and
I need to unchill. But otherthan that, like when it comes to
actually interacting with people and stuff,usually I'm kind of more of the outgoing

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one. But then I say thatand I'm like, uh yeah, But
once he gets alcohol in him,he's a crazy one. So I don't
know. I don't know we switched. I guess the pagan dude asked,
oh shoot, no, sorry,we got to go back to Ebo Ebo.
You also asked, what is thetime that you were most scared in
your life? Gosh, that's hard. I guess just all the times before

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I was hired by WWE, whenI was really struggling with money and I
was, you know, like anindie wrestler, but I was traveling back
and forth to and from Canada andAmerica, and I was just going job
to jobe, paycheck to paycheck,and like at one point I was like
traveling to shows driving and I didn'tknow if I was going to have enough
gas to at home. It wasjust so stressful. And I'm too proud

(42:00):
to ask for money for my parentsor anything, so I just kind of
like struggled. I don't know,but I did it and I was fine.
And that was just the kind oflike the most the most I was
worried. I wasn't like totally scared, because I always have, like my
parents are very very supportive, soI could always go to them and I

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know that, but you know,it was stressful. The Pagan dude asked
what was the hot messiest you've everhot messed where you were Like, what
the fuck was that? I mean, Oh my god, every time I
get drunk with Matt and my sister. Shit, last Christmas, we are
so fucking drunk in New York Cityand my sister and I don't remember going

(42:42):
home. And then there's a wholeten minute video of us rolling up and
down the hallways of the Marriott inLong Island and we sent it to my
dad. So imagine that that wasnot just you know, me, the
hot mess. That was my sistertoo. Oh my god, there's probably
how many times I can think oflike that. It's Bergen asked, what

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is your favorite holiday tradition? Ohmy god, I have so many.
I have so many, But honestly, I have so many. Shit,
Okay, I guess the simplest isjust the night that I decorate with Matt.
That's my favorite tradition. I guessjust because we kind of do it
the same every year and gets betterand better, and our family's growing and
we have more decorations and we're moresettled into our house. You know,

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we've been there five years now,So yeah, I just love it.
But I love everything about holiday traditionsso fun and romantic. I don't know,
each week I will be sending outeight by tens to a few lucky
listeners who tweet or dm me showingme their five star reviews. So this

(43:51):
week's winners are Marcus BP, ToruYano fan account God I hope I just
said that right, and the WrestlePop Underscore Collector. Thank you guys so
much for your reviews. I willbe doing another batch of eight by tens
that I'm gonna be sending out soon. So for the rest of you,

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do not forget to rate, reviewand subscribe to catch me every single Monday,
bright and early. Well lovers,That is it for today. Thank
you all so much for tuning in. Don't forget to head over to Only
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and Chelsea a Green dot bat carteldot com for limited edition merch.
Make sure to check us out onInstagram and Twitter at Green wmvpod and let
us know what you want to hearyou already know nothing is off limits.
I love you all. Thank youto the wrestling gods, and bless this
mess. Oh fucking healing her dirtydress, starting out in her Sunday best

(45:09):
fucking tears fallow into her chest whereshe's okay as she shot spying on the
ramble the body girl to get thestand and she is in her but you're
still alive. Another dad, meananother Oh my god, I'm so in
love with I absolutely not this absolutelynot, absolutely not. This is gonna

(45:34):
last forever. I must so much, beauty quick