December 13, 2021 • 32 mins
In this episode of Green with Envy, Chelsea chats about her week hiatus from podcasting including her American bachelorette party, Ring of Honor and C2E2. She also dishes on wedding updates, Christmas updates and her sister's upcoming visit. Finishing off the episode, Chelsea shares confesses about. Disney mishap with fiance, Matt.
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Hello, lovers, it is yourfavorite hot mess formerly known as Laurel Venus,
ric Lusa, Jada, and almostVictorious. My name is Chelsea motherfucking
Green, and welcome to Green withEnvy. I have officially survived my second
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bachelor at weekend, my American bachelorparty, if you will, my girlfriends
took me to Savannah, Georgia forthe weekend and oh boy did we eat.
We ate and we drank everything onearth. I went. I went
with three of my girlfriends. Unfortunatelytwo of my other American girlfriends weren't able
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to make it, but the fourof us who did go had such an
amazing time. And oh my gosh, they spoiled me. They got me
presents, decorations, they bought meevery single food and drink known to mankind.
So yeah, I was. Iwas treated like a bride for sure,
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which is nice because you know,at my Canadian bachelorette party, um,
I shared it with two of myother best friends who were also brides.
So this time it was different.It was, I don't know,
it was a little more intimate,and if I'm being a brat, it
was just one hundred percent about me. But actually, now that I'm saying
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that out loud. But now thatI had that bachelorette party, I've learned
that I'm definitely okay sharing the spotlight, Like I absolutely do not need everything
to be about me. And Ialso kind of hate when people spoil me,
Like, okay, I like tospoil people. It's kind of like
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when you love giving people Christmas presents, but you hate hate, hate with
a passion sitting there and unwrapping someone'spresence that they got for you, Like,
I know that so many of youfeel like that. There's got to
be so many of you because alot of my girlfriends are like that.
And and yeah, slowly, withage, I'm turning into one of those
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people. I don't I don't needthe attention. I'm cool sharing it.
I'm cool with you getting it andjust being by your side. Anyway,
So the again was a success.The all star of the weekend was totally
Santana. Her and I, evenafter seven years of friendship, we've never
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really drank together. We've had acouple of casual drinks, we've never really
got drunk together, So it wasreally fun to get her to see her
get wild, and yeah, herand I got up on stage and we
sang and we danced to every songin the dueling piano bar. It was
amazing. I wish I had abunch of really embarrassing and ridiculous like stories
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to tell you guys, but wewere actually fairly well behaved. I know,
shocking, right. We went onghost tours, and we explored the
city, and we drank at somerooftop bars, and we ate a lot.
But that was about it. Itwas honestly perfect. Shout out to
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my amazing bridemaids for making this thebest weekend ever. But with that being
said, hello perfect Segway. Weare a week and a half away from
Christmas, but more importantly, twoand a half weeks away from my wedding.
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It is finally almost here. Ican't even believe I'm saying that.
But before we get to Christmas andweddings, we've gotten even better time of
the year, the best time ofthe year. My sister is coming into
town. She got in, sorry, she gets in next week, one
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week from today, and I've beenwaiting for this all year. I'm so
excited. She's she's staying with Mattand I. But the whole Christmas and
she's going to celebrate with us,and then she's gonna head to Vegas with
us for the wedding. So youknow, it's just so it's own nice
having a family member in Florida,especially over Christmas, because otherwise I'm kind
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of just here on my own.You know, Matt is lucky enough he
can jet up to New York ifhe really wants really quickly to see his
family, or they can come downfor a Disney trip. But I'm not
so lucky. Takes my Canadian familylike twelve hours to get to Florida a
minimum, and now with COVID,I mean it's so much harder. So
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long story short, I'm so excitedfor my sister Tessa to get here.
My sister and I are thirteen monthsapart, so I mean basically twins,
but she's younger than me though.Don't get it twisted, but yeah,
we've We've always been really close,like best friends, all of my girlfriends
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or her girlfriends and vice versa.So we spend all of our time together
when we're in the same city orstate or even country for that matter.
So she's going to be here andwe are ready to wreak havoc on Orlando,
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like we always do it Christmas.Last Christmas, she came. We
went to New York City for thenight, and oh, we did some
damage. I think it was aboutI don't know, zero degrees outside and
you know in New York City theyonly had outdoor dining during the pandemic.
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So how do I put this.Let's just say we warmed ourselves up in
cold New York City with about fiveEspresso Martini's, two bottles of wine,
and a million lemon drop shots.Yeah. So by the time we were
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leaving the city, I had Ihad like a full cute little outfit on.
Obviously, I had my cute littlehat on sideways and we were literally
singing through the streets of Manhattan.I actually don't even remember getting home that
night. But when I woke upin the morning, we had video evidence.
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I hate when I do that.I hate when I leave video evidence.
Well, well, no, luckily, this video evidence was on my
phone and not on social media,because I will admit I'm notorious for posting
one hundred and one Instagram stories whenI'm drunk. It's really bad. But
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I had this video evidence on myphone, and I guess we had sent
my dad a five minute long videoof us rolling down the halls of the
Marriott in Long Island. I'm sorry, Dad, my poor poor parents.
But yeah, my sister and Iwe always have fun together. Usually I'm
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like the one. I'm like theone who gets really bad hangover. So
I turned into a grandma after aboutthree drinks. But oh my gosh,
you guys, my sister and myfiance, that is a monster. I
wish I never created. Those twocould drink four days and be totally fine.
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It's unfair. Well, now thatI'm saying that, actually, that
same time that we went out drinkingin New York City, my sister ended
up puking all the way home onher flight. Imagine that. Imagine being
killed over puking in a plain bathroom. Like it just makes me want a
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gag thinking about it. I don'tthink it gets much worse than that.
So I'm sure that next week andthe following week, I will have some
ridiculous stories for you. Of course, but my sister speaking up next week,
she actually wants to do an episodewhere she turns the tables on me
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and interviews me for Green with MB. So let me know if that's something
you guys are into. Tweet meat Green WMV pod. I'm a little
nervous about it. I won't lie. I like to be in control and
my sister knows all my dirty secrets. So can everybody just take a moment
to pray for me? Hot offthe mess? So this week I had
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an insane weekend. I left Orlandoon Friday morning at five am. I
went to Chicago for the day todo an autograph signing at C two E
two, and then that night Irushed to the airport to make my seven
pm flight, where I flew toBaltimore for a Ring of Honors final show,
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Final Battle sad, very sad,and then straight from Baltimore, I
was supposed to hop on an early, early, early ass flight on Sunday
back to Chicago for an indie showcalled Warrior Wrestling. Woo. Yeah,
what a fucking weekend. I actuallydidn't end up going back to Chicago for
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the show at Warrior because I gotknocked a little bit at Final Battle and
my jaw has been really bugging me, so I ended up flying home early
in the morning. So sorry foranyone who went to Warrior Wrestling and wasn't
able to see me. I can'twait to go back. But today was
not the day, or yesterday wasnot the day, I should say.
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Anyway, I was exhausted by theend of this weekend. I mean it's
even just heading home on Sunday.I was so exhausted. Did it.
It was a whirlwind of weekend,but so much fun, as it always
is. And it was actually mylast full weekend before the insanity of Christmas
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vacation starts. I say Christmas vacationlike I'm back in school, but but
truly this year, it is kindof like that. I have my very
last show of the year next weekin La at GCW. So all my
La people, you guys have toget tickets for the GCW show because Matt
and I are wrestling Bussy Bussy wheneverthey call themselves, and we're gonna whoop
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some bussy ass. Anyway, I'mgetting sidetracked again. Classic other than this
week, this insane weekend, amI one show next week? I am
off. I am off for likea whole two weeks. I can breathe,
I can sleep, I can relax, I can recover my body.
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Oh you know what I'm realizing I'mrealizing I'm talking to you and I have
no idea where I was going withthis. I sometimes I don't know where
my brain is. Oh duh,guys, I'm so sorry for leaving you
hanging last week. My point ofme saying that I'm so busy and all
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that you know and I is becauseI didn't come out with an episode.
Well, okay, full disclosure,Yes I was busy, but also you
know, I was drunk as askunk in Savannah. But you guys were
great though. When I tweeted andinstagrammed about, you know, possibly not
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being able to do the episode,everyone was super considerate of the fact that,
you know, sometimes life just getsin the way. I will say,
though, one dude tweeted me andsaid, oh, you don't have
forty five minutes to record a podcast. Okay, bro, First off,
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shut the fuck up with your condescendingtweets. Also, now I feel like
I have to tell you guys,like this podcast it is not just does
not just take forty five minutes torecord, not at all. Now I'm
a planner, okay, I'm notjust an off the cuff type of girl
when it comes to my podcast,because well, hello, I get canceled
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for everything, so I need tothink before I say things, especially things
that I can't take back or thingsthat I want to elaborate on, but
people just focus on that one tinyclip, you know what I'm talking about.
So I'm a planner. I planwhat I want to say each week,
which I mean it takes me aboutthree hours on average to come up
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with the with the podcast, sometimeslonger, and you know, sometimes I
whip up things really quick. I'vehad a busy week and an eventful week,
so I up with things quick.But most of the time it takes
at least three hours. And thenyou got to remember we have the recording
of the show, which takes aboutI would say an hour to an hour
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and a half sometimes because I cutand I play around with the stuff that
I've written for the podcast, Ichange what I want to say or whatever.
And then there's the fact that youknow, my producer shout out to
Johnny Clash, also has to takethe time to edit and produce a show,
so he needs all of this doneby Sunday at the very very latest.
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So there's more shit that goes intorecording a podcast than just forty five
minutes of talking. I don't knowif you guys listen to my last episode.
I recorded it after a full dayof signing and then wrestling, and
I was only too able to recordabout twenty nine minutes. I was so
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physically and mentally drained that my mouth, my mouth would only open and close
with words for twenty nine minutes.So and that podcast still took me days
to write. I just didn't haveanything extra to add while I was recording
it. So anyway, I don'teven know how we ended up getting on
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the behind the scenes of the podcast, But really what I wanted to say
was thank you guys for being sounderstanding. I had put out, you
know, about thirty two weeks ofpodcast content, and honestly, I just
needed the week off to get drunkand be busy. Okay, and scene
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I'm actually wait, no take two, I've got more to say. Speaking
of take two and scene, Iam on my last week of acting class.
I haven't really shared too much aboutit since my very first episode,
but I'm loving it. It's sochallenging and so humbling, and I really
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think I'm terrible at acting. I'mnot sure, but I love trying,
so my final scene for the courseis two scenes from Bridesmaids, and it's
so fucking fun to do. Ohmy gosh, I can't stop laughing whenever
I'm I'm performing them. So that'sbeen a really positive way to end the
semester of acting classes. I'm hopingthat they picked me for the advanced class.
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Fingers cross, everyone, cross yourfingers and toes. That way,
I can, you know, startkind of transitioning out of wrestling and maybe
into into some other realm of entertainment. Young mess, Holy shit, you
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guys. This flashback on Facebook gaveme chills. It read Canadian Friends This
Thursday on Fight Network Channel I wrestledto become the Impact Woman's Champion five pm
Pacific time. Because I did.I actually did become champion that night.
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Oh the memories. I became champion, the Impact Knockouts Champion in Ottawa.
Like how cool is that? InCanada? As the hot mess I don't
know if there's anything more poetic reallythan that you have reached the voicemailbox of
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hot messages. Don't forget every weekto ask me your burning questions using the
hashtag hot messages on Twitter. Ilove, love love the variety I got
this week so much fun to answerquestions like these. So here we go.
At Just Live and once asked whereyou scanned for WW two K twenty
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two and do you think you'll stillbe in it? So yes, I
was, but I don't know muchabout the video game world, like I
just have no idea how that works. I mean, I also thought that
I would never become an action figure, and yet I did after I was
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released. So yeah, I definitelydidn't think there's a chance that I could
still be in it. I wasdefinitely scanned, and I was actually scanned
my last time at TV. Iwas scanned and then I was released like
two weeks later, So there's absolutelypossibility. But I don't know. I
hope. So though at a underscore, Sharpie Boy sixteen asked it's your last
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night on Earth and you were aboutto have your last three course meal plus
one drink. What three courses doyou choose and what drink? Okay,
so I thought this was gonna behard, but I don't think it will
be I think I'm gonna do tostart Caeso and chips. Now when I
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say that, I'm not talking likea really beautiful Mexican case. So I'm
talking like the shit out of ajar. I'm talking concuso, buy tostitos,
and I'm talking some tostitos with it. The little mini rounds perfect for
dipping him. Gotta be um.Everything has to be heated up a little,
the chips too, so I woulddo that. I would follow it
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up with some extra extra extra butteryMovie theater popcorn, fresh layered butter.
Duh, can't have popcorn without itbeing a layered Jesus. And then the
third course would be easy, asharpie boy sixteen easy Public's cake, vanilla
in the middle, illo, buttercreamall around it. Oh my god,
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so extra icing on it, extraicing. And then my one drink as
much as I want to be like, I would get a dirty martini.
I would get a big glass ofwine. I would get a Coca Cola.
I would get an ice cold,motherfucking Coca Cola. So really,
I'm just that's my cheat day.I might have that today, now that
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we're talking about it, I mightgo out and get that today. After
I finished recording this podcast. God, I fucking love Queso and buttery popcorn.
Tommy Tucker asked, what's the mostuseless useless talent you have? What's
the most useless talent I have?Probably one of them would be that I
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can roll my stomach kind of likea belly dancers, only it's not like
sexy. It's like really weird looking. I'm doing it right now. I'm
like, can I still do that? I'm doing it right now. Other
than that, now, that's probablyit. That's my real useless talent.
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Everything else is like maybe useless toother people, but it's good for me.
I don't know. I'm just sayingthat I'm trying to defend myself right
now. Wayne Seaguard asked, worseChristmas gift you ever got? Okay,
well, remember the story I toldyou about my ex giving me the lu
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Lemon gift card and me throwing abox condoms at him. I mean that
was a pretty lame gift a giftcard, and you know he didn't like
give a fuck. He just wentand was like, I better get my
mom, my sister, and mygirlfriend a gift card. But let me
think if there's anything worse. Iguess, Okay, this isn't a Christmas
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gift. But one time Matt camehome from I think it was Tokyo Disney,
and I really hate when people bringme back like stuffies, like stuffed
animals, Like I don't need fuckingstuffed animals. First of all, I'm
a grown up. Second of all, like I don't need stuffed animals at
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all. I don't collect anything,and I especially don't collect teddy bears.
Okay, Matt came home with twoof the scariest, most hideous looking stuffed
animals. Now I should be carefulbecause I think that they are actual famous
characters from Disney c I think,but the cat that one one of the
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stuffed animals was a cat. Thecat terrified me. I always felt like
the cat was watching me. Youknow those teddy bears that have nanny cams
in them, and the teddy bearswill watch the nanny. I hope you
know what I'm talking about, orelse I say I'm nuts, But that's
how I felt about this cat stuffedanimal. It looked at me, and
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I kept putting it away in adrawer and Matt kept finding it and putting
it back out around the house.It was like a nightmare. Finally I
had to tell him I fucking hatethat thing. So um yeah, never
get me a stuffed animal. Andalso Wayne asked, what's the best?
I hope I don't start shit withthis tweet. That's funny that you say
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that, Wayne, because I mean, Matt already knows that I think that
cat stuffed animals creepy as hell.But the best is always so the past
couple of years, Matt and I, instead of buying each other gifts that
we don't need, we have actuallyinstead gone in on, you know,
purchases for the house together. Sothat's really my favorite is going in on
something that looking back in a coupleof years, I can be like,
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oh, I'm so glad we havethat, like the glove that I made
him buy. Ryan from the Gymasked shout out to Ryan from the Gym
for that being his name. Ryanfrom the Gym asked going in hot or
cold? What is your favorite holidayguilty pleasure? And by this I mean
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snack Ooh okay, I kind ofchange my answers often. Um, okay,
So first thing that comes to mineis one a classic Starbucks drink.
I love, love love when Starbucksputs out their holiday menu. I don't
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really drink. I'm like a prettybland Starbucks drinker, like I just get
my green tea. But every nowand then when I want to treat myself,
I love the holiday holiday menu.Um. But the second thing that
comes to mind is my aunts caramelpopcorn. My Auntie makes the best caramel
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corn. She handmakes it, andshe makes tubs for our entire family,
and it's too sweet for a lotof my family, so they give it
to me and I get it allmahaha. So that is definitely the second
thing that comes to mind. Itry not to like overeat a whole bunch
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over the holidays, which I feellike that's impossible, but I try not
to. So. But those aremy two main guilty pleasures for holiday snacks.
And you know, a little shortbread here and there, hot mess
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confess this week, I don't evenknow how to begin this story because I
know that my fiance is going tolisten to this and he's gonna want to
murder me all over again. Solet me just try to make this as
short and sweet as I possibly can. Let me just rip off the band
aid. So, like I toldyou guys before, Matt and I have
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GCW coming up next week, andwe've we've known you know that we are
going to be at GCW and inLA for a couple months now. So
Matt told me about a month ortwo ago that he wanted to go to
Disneyland in Los Angeles or in Anaheim. The day before we had a show
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in LA, and I said,no problem. I didn't think much of
it. I said, totally,let's do it. And basically every week
since that point two months ago,he has sent me things about Disneyland,
articles, hotels. He's talked about, you know, what day we should
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go on, what we should eat, the schedule, what we you know,
went to buy tickets, all thatstuff. So we've been talking about
it NonStop. Now. I ama little bit of an airhead. Like
not in general, I'm pretty organizedin general, but when someone asks me
things and I'm on the road andI don't have my planner in front of
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me, I tend to just agreeand move on and forget about it.
It happens a lot. It alsohappens with like conversations, I talk to
people and then I absolutely forget ittwo seconds later because I am thinking about
work. I'm in work mode.So I'm just gonna blame this all on
work mode. Okay, I fortwo months said okay, yay, I'm
excited. Who even last week hesaid, okay, this is the hotel
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we're getting. I said, yeah, okay, great. And then the
time comes to book the flights.We've already booked the hotel, we've already
looked at the tickets, we've plannedeverything. We just need to book the
flights to Los Angeles the day early. And I'm sitting down at home in
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front of my planner and Matt tellsme, okay, let's leave on Wednesday.
And all of a sudden, alight bulb goes off in my head
and I realize, oh shit,this trip is next week and I can't
go. I can't do Disneyland.I have acting class. Now, that
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sounds that excuse sounds absolutely ridiculous toanyone who doesn't understand. We get kicked
out if we miss a class.This is a mandatory class. It takes
forever to actually get into this classand get enrolled. There's a waiting list
miles long. So I was luckyto get into this class, and I
was lucky that I never ever hadanything come up where I needed to skip
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class on a Thursday. Now,this is the last class Okay, the
twelfth class that Matt books Disneyland on. If I miss this class, I
don't get to advance within this actingto his studio. I don't get you
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know, good recommendations. I don'tget an agent. All these things that
are going to further me in mycareer, I don't get. But guys,
I fucked up. I fucked upbecause I didn't look at my calendar.
I didn't dive deep enough into myactual schedule, and I agreed to
go to Disney. And now whenI go to sleep at night beside Matt,
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I'm scared for my life. Heis a Disney fucking fanatic and I
just ruined his chance to do Christmasat Disneyland. And for all of you
out there who are Disney fanatics aswell, you know this is a this
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is a big opportunity. You guyslove your Christmas at Disney. So yeah,
I fucked up real bad. Um. He was pissed at me.
He didn't talk to me all night, and then the next day he got
mad at me again, and he'sbeen mad at me ever since. Basically,
So pray that this wedding happens becauseI fucked up and now he can't
go to Disney. He's very upset. Yeah, so there we go,
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you know, two and a halfweeks till I get married, but not
if he's still upset with me aboutDisney. Each week I will be sending
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alive. Another dad, mean another, Oh my god, I'm like so
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This is gonna last forever. Imust so much. Beauty Queen
Hello, lovers, it is yourfavorite hot mess formerly known as Laurel Venus,
ric Lusa, Jada, and almostVictorious. My name is Chelsea motherfucking
Green, and welcome to Green withEnvy. I have officially survived my second
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bachelor at weekend, my American bachelorparty, if you will, my girlfriends
took me to Savannah, Georgia forthe weekend and oh boy did we eat.
We ate and we drank everything onearth. I went. I went
with three of my girlfriends. Unfortunatelytwo of my other American girlfriends weren't able
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to make it, but the fourof us who did go had such an
amazing time. And oh my gosh, they spoiled me. They got me
presents, decorations, they bought meevery single food and drink known to mankind.
So yeah, I was. Iwas treated like a bride for sure,
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which is nice because you know,at my Canadian bachelorette party, um,
I shared it with two of myother best friends who were also brides.
So this time it was different.It was, I don't know,
it was a little more intimate,and if I'm being a brat, it
was just one hundred percent about me. But actually, now that I'm saying
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that out loud. But now thatI had that bachelorette party, I've learned
that I'm definitely okay sharing the spotlight, Like I absolutely do not need everything
to be about me. And Ialso kind of hate when people spoil me,
Like, okay, I like tospoil people. It's kind of like
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when you love giving people Christmas presents, but you hate hate, hate with
a passion sitting there and unwrapping someone'spresence that they got for you, Like,
I know that so many of youfeel like that. There's got to
be so many of you because alot of my girlfriends are like that.
And and yeah, slowly, withage, I'm turning into one of those
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people. I don't I don't needthe attention. I'm cool sharing it.
I'm cool with you getting it andjust being by your side. Anyway,
So the again was a success.The all star of the weekend was totally
Santana. Her and I, evenafter seven years of friendship, we've never
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really drank together. We've had acouple of casual drinks, we've never really
got drunk together, So it wasreally fun to get her to see her
get wild, and yeah, herand I got up on stage and we
sang and we danced to every songin the dueling piano bar. It was
amazing. I wish I had abunch of really embarrassing and ridiculous like stories
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to tell you guys, but wewere actually fairly well behaved. I know,
shocking, right. We went onghost tours, and we explored the
city, and we drank at somerooftop bars, and we ate a lot.
But that was about it. Itwas honestly perfect. Shout out to
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my amazing bridemaids for making this thebest weekend ever. But with that being
said, hello perfect Segway. Weare a week and a half away from
Christmas, but more importantly, twoand a half weeks away from my wedding.
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It is finally almost here. Ican't even believe I'm saying that.
But before we get to Christmas andweddings, we've gotten even better time of
the year, the best time ofthe year. My sister is coming into
town. She got in, sorry, she gets in next week, one
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week from today, and I've beenwaiting for this all year. I'm so
excited. She's she's staying with Mattand I. But the whole Christmas and
she's going to celebrate with us,and then she's gonna head to Vegas with
us for the wedding. So youknow, it's just so it's own nice
having a family member in Florida,especially over Christmas, because otherwise I'm kind
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of just here on my own.You know, Matt is lucky enough he
can jet up to New York ifhe really wants really quickly to see his
family, or they can come downfor a Disney trip. But I'm not
so lucky. Takes my Canadian familylike twelve hours to get to Florida a
minimum, and now with COVID,I mean it's so much harder. So
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long story short, I'm so excitedfor my sister Tessa to get here.
My sister and I are thirteen monthsapart, so I mean basically twins,
but she's younger than me though.Don't get it twisted, but yeah,
we've We've always been really close,like best friends, all of my girlfriends
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or her girlfriends and vice versa.So we spend all of our time together
when we're in the same city orstate or even country for that matter.
So she's going to be here andwe are ready to wreak havoc on Orlando,
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like we always do it Christmas.Last Christmas, she came. We
went to New York City for thenight, and oh, we did some
damage. I think it was aboutI don't know, zero degrees outside and
you know in New York City theyonly had outdoor dining during the pandemic.
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So how do I put this.Let's just say we warmed ourselves up in
cold New York City with about fiveEspresso Martini's, two bottles of wine,
and a million lemon drop shots.Yeah. So by the time we were
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leaving the city, I had Ihad like a full cute little outfit on.
Obviously, I had my cute littlehat on sideways and we were literally
singing through the streets of Manhattan.I actually don't even remember getting home that
night. But when I woke upin the morning, we had video evidence.
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I hate when I do that.I hate when I leave video evidence.
Well, well, no, luckily, this video evidence was on my
phone and not on social media,because I will admit I'm notorious for posting
one hundred and one Instagram stories whenI'm drunk. It's really bad. But
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I had this video evidence on myphone, and I guess we had sent
my dad a five minute long videoof us rolling down the halls of the
Marriott in Long Island. I'm sorry, Dad, my poor poor parents.
But yeah, my sister and Iwe always have fun together. Usually I'm
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like the one. I'm like theone who gets really bad hangover. So
I turned into a grandma after aboutthree drinks. But oh my gosh,
you guys, my sister and myfiance, that is a monster. I
wish I never created. Those twocould drink four days and be totally fine.
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It's unfair. Well, now thatI'm saying that, actually, that
same time that we went out drinkingin New York City, my sister ended
up puking all the way home onher flight. Imagine that. Imagine being
killed over puking in a plain bathroom. Like it just makes me want a
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gag thinking about it. I don'tthink it gets much worse than that.
So I'm sure that next week andthe following week, I will have some
ridiculous stories for you. Of course, but my sister speaking up next week,
she actually wants to do an episodewhere she turns the tables on me
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and interviews me for Green with MB. So let me know if that's something
you guys are into. Tweet meat Green WMV pod. I'm a little
nervous about it. I won't lie. I like to be in control and
my sister knows all my dirty secrets. So can everybody just take a moment
to pray for me? Hot offthe mess? So this week I had
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an insane weekend. I left Orlandoon Friday morning at five am. I
went to Chicago for the day todo an autograph signing at C two E
two, and then that night Irushed to the airport to make my seven
pm flight, where I flew toBaltimore for a Ring of Honors final show,
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Final Battle sad, very sad,and then straight from Baltimore, I
was supposed to hop on an early, early, early ass flight on Sunday
back to Chicago for an indie showcalled Warrior Wrestling. Woo. Yeah,
what a fucking weekend. I actuallydidn't end up going back to Chicago for
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the show at Warrior because I gotknocked a little bit at Final Battle and
my jaw has been really bugging me, so I ended up flying home early
in the morning. So sorry foranyone who went to Warrior Wrestling and wasn't
able to see me. I can'twait to go back. But today was
not the day, or yesterday wasnot the day, I should say.
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Anyway, I was exhausted by theend of this weekend. I mean it's
even just heading home on Sunday.I was so exhausted. Did it.
It was a whirlwind of weekend,but so much fun, as it always
is. And it was actually mylast full weekend before the insanity of Christmas
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vacation starts. I say Christmas vacationlike I'm back in school, but but
truly this year, it is kindof like that. I have my very
last show of the year next weekin La at GCW. So all my
La people, you guys have toget tickets for the GCW show because Matt
and I are wrestling Bussy Bussy wheneverthey call themselves, and we're gonna whoop
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some bussy ass. Anyway, I'mgetting sidetracked again. Classic other than this
week, this insane weekend, amI one show next week? I am
off. I am off for likea whole two weeks. I can breathe,
I can sleep, I can relax, I can recover my body.
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Oh you know what I'm realizing I'mrealizing I'm talking to you and I have
no idea where I was going withthis. I sometimes I don't know where
my brain is. Oh duh,guys, I'm so sorry for leaving you
hanging last week. My point ofme saying that I'm so busy and all
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that you know and I is becauseI didn't come out with an episode.
Well, okay, full disclosure,Yes I was busy, but also you
know, I was drunk as askunk in Savannah. But you guys were
great though. When I tweeted andinstagrammed about, you know, possibly not
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being able to do the episode,everyone was super considerate of the fact that,
you know, sometimes life just getsin the way. I will say,
though, one dude tweeted me andsaid, oh, you don't have
forty five minutes to record a podcast. Okay, bro, First off,
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shut the fuck up with your condescendingtweets. Also, now I feel like
I have to tell you guys,like this podcast it is not just does
not just take forty five minutes torecord, not at all. Now I'm
a planner, okay, I'm notjust an off the cuff type of girl
when it comes to my podcast,because well, hello, I get canceled
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for everything, so I need tothink before I say things, especially things
that I can't take back or thingsthat I want to elaborate on, but
people just focus on that one tinyclip, you know what I'm talking about.
So I'm a planner. I planwhat I want to say each week,
which I mean it takes me aboutthree hours on average to come up
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with the with the podcast, sometimeslonger, and you know, sometimes I
whip up things really quick. I'vehad a busy week and an eventful week,
so I up with things quick.But most of the time it takes
at least three hours. And thenyou got to remember we have the recording
of the show, which takes aboutI would say an hour to an hour
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and a half sometimes because I cutand I play around with the stuff that
I've written for the podcast, Ichange what I want to say or whatever.
And then there's the fact that youknow, my producer shout out to
Johnny Clash, also has to takethe time to edit and produce a show,
so he needs all of this doneby Sunday at the very very latest.
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So there's more shit that goes intorecording a podcast than just forty five
minutes of talking. I don't knowif you guys listen to my last episode.
I recorded it after a full dayof signing and then wrestling, and
I was only too able to recordabout twenty nine minutes. I was so
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physically and mentally drained that my mouth, my mouth would only open and close
with words for twenty nine minutes.So and that podcast still took me days
to write. I just didn't haveanything extra to add while I was recording
it. So anyway, I don'teven know how we ended up getting on
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the behind the scenes of the podcast, But really what I wanted to say
was thank you guys for being sounderstanding. I had put out, you
know, about thirty two weeks ofpodcast content, and honestly, I just
needed the week off to get drunkand be busy. Okay, and scene
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I'm actually wait, no take two, I've got more to say. Speaking
of take two and scene, Iam on my last week of acting class.
I haven't really shared too much aboutit since my very first episode,
but I'm loving it. It's sochallenging and so humbling, and I really
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think I'm terrible at acting. I'mnot sure, but I love trying,
so my final scene for the courseis two scenes from Bridesmaids, and it's
so fucking fun to do. Ohmy gosh, I can't stop laughing whenever
I'm I'm performing them. So that'sbeen a really positive way to end the
semester of acting classes. I'm hopingthat they picked me for the advanced class.
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Fingers cross, everyone, cross yourfingers and toes. That way,
I can, you know, startkind of transitioning out of wrestling and maybe
into into some other realm of entertainment. Young mess, Holy shit, you
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guys. This flashback on Facebook gaveme chills. It read Canadian Friends This
Thursday on Fight Network Channel I wrestledto become the Impact Woman's Champion five pm
Pacific time. Because I did.I actually did become champion that night.
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Oh the memories. I became champion, the Impact Knockouts Champion in Ottawa.
Like how cool is that? InCanada? As the hot mess I don't
know if there's anything more poetic reallythan that you have reached the voicemailbox of
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hot messages. Don't forget every weekto ask me your burning questions using the
hashtag hot messages on Twitter. Ilove, love love the variety I got
this week so much fun to answerquestions like these. So here we go.
At Just Live and once asked whereyou scanned for WW two K twenty
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two and do you think you'll stillbe in it? So yes, I
was, but I don't know muchabout the video game world, like I
just have no idea how that works. I mean, I also thought that
I would never become an action figure, and yet I did after I was
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released. So yeah, I definitelydidn't think there's a chance that I could
still be in it. I wasdefinitely scanned, and I was actually scanned
my last time at TV. Iwas scanned and then I was released like
two weeks later, So there's absolutelypossibility. But I don't know. I
hope. So though at a underscore, Sharpie Boy sixteen asked it's your last
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night on Earth and you were aboutto have your last three course meal plus
one drink. What three courses doyou choose and what drink? Okay,
so I thought this was gonna behard, but I don't think it will
be I think I'm gonna do tostart Caeso and chips. Now when I
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say that, I'm not talking likea really beautiful Mexican case. So I'm
talking like the shit out of ajar. I'm talking concuso, buy tostitos,
and I'm talking some tostitos with it. The little mini rounds perfect for
dipping him. Gotta be um.Everything has to be heated up a little,
the chips too, so I woulddo that. I would follow it
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up with some extra extra extra butteryMovie theater popcorn, fresh layered butter.
Duh, can't have popcorn without itbeing a layered Jesus. And then the
third course would be easy, asharpie boy sixteen easy Public's cake, vanilla
in the middle, illo, buttercreamall around it. Oh my god,
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so extra icing on it, extraicing. And then my one drink as
much as I want to be like, I would get a dirty martini.
I would get a big glass ofwine. I would get a Coca Cola.
I would get an ice cold,motherfucking Coca Cola. So really,
I'm just that's my cheat day.I might have that today, now that
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we're talking about it, I mightgo out and get that today. After
I finished recording this podcast. God, I fucking love Queso and buttery popcorn.
Tommy Tucker asked, what's the mostuseless useless talent you have? What's
the most useless talent I have?Probably one of them would be that I
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can roll my stomach kind of likea belly dancers, only it's not like
sexy. It's like really weird looking. I'm doing it right now. I'm
like, can I still do that? I'm doing it right now. Other
than that, now, that's probablyit. That's my real useless talent.
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Everything else is like maybe useless toother people, but it's good for me.
I don't know. I'm just sayingthat I'm trying to defend myself right
now. Wayne Seaguard asked, worseChristmas gift you ever got? Okay,
well, remember the story I toldyou about my ex giving me the lu
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Lemon gift card and me throwing abox condoms at him. I mean that
was a pretty lame gift a giftcard, and you know he didn't like
give a fuck. He just wentand was like, I better get my
mom, my sister, and mygirlfriend a gift card. But let me
think if there's anything worse. Iguess, Okay, this isn't a Christmas
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gift. But one time Matt camehome from I think it was Tokyo Disney,
and I really hate when people bringme back like stuffies, like stuffed
animals, Like I don't need fuckingstuffed animals. First of all, I'm
a grown up. Second of all, like I don't need stuffed animals at
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all. I don't collect anything,and I especially don't collect teddy bears.
Okay, Matt came home with twoof the scariest, most hideous looking stuffed
animals. Now I should be carefulbecause I think that they are actual famous
characters from Disney c I think,but the cat that one one of the
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stuffed animals was a cat. Thecat terrified me. I always felt like
the cat was watching me. Youknow those teddy bears that have nanny cams
in them, and the teddy bearswill watch the nanny. I hope you
know what I'm talking about, orelse I say I'm nuts, But that's
how I felt about this cat stuffedanimal. It looked at me, and
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I kept putting it away in adrawer and Matt kept finding it and putting
it back out around the house.It was like a nightmare. Finally I
had to tell him I fucking hatethat thing. So um yeah, never
get me a stuffed animal. Andalso Wayne asked, what's the best?
I hope I don't start shit withthis tweet. That's funny that you say
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that, Wayne, because I mean, Matt already knows that I think that
cat stuffed animals creepy as hell.But the best is always so the past
couple of years, Matt and I, instead of buying each other gifts that
we don't need, we have actuallyinstead gone in on, you know,
purchases for the house together. Sothat's really my favorite is going in on
something that looking back in a coupleof years, I can be like,
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oh, I'm so glad we havethat, like the glove that I made
him buy. Ryan from the Gymasked shout out to Ryan from the Gym
for that being his name. Ryanfrom the Gym asked going in hot or
cold? What is your favorite holidayguilty pleasure? And by this I mean
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snack Ooh okay, I kind ofchange my answers often. Um, okay,
So first thing that comes to mineis one a classic Starbucks drink.
I love, love love when Starbucksputs out their holiday menu. I don't
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really drink. I'm like a prettybland Starbucks drinker, like I just get
my green tea. But every nowand then when I want to treat myself,
I love the holiday holiday menu.Um. But the second thing that
comes to mind is my aunts caramelpopcorn. My Auntie makes the best caramel
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corn. She handmakes it, andshe makes tubs for our entire family,
and it's too sweet for a lotof my family, so they give it
to me and I get it allmahaha. So that is definitely the second
thing that comes to mind. Itry not to like overeat a whole bunch
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over the holidays, which I feellike that's impossible, but I try not
to. So. But those aremy two main guilty pleasures for holiday snacks.
And you know, a little shortbread here and there, hot mess
(25:52):
confess this week, I don't evenknow how to begin this story because I
know that my fiance is going tolisten to this and he's gonna want to
murder me all over again. Solet me just try to make this as
short and sweet as I possibly can. Let me just rip off the band
aid. So, like I toldyou guys before, Matt and I have
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GCW coming up next week, andwe've we've known you know that we are
going to be at GCW and inLA for a couple months now. So
Matt told me about a month ortwo ago that he wanted to go to
Disneyland in Los Angeles or in Anaheim. The day before we had a show
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in LA, and I said,no problem. I didn't think much of
it. I said, totally,let's do it. And basically every week
since that point two months ago,he has sent me things about Disneyland,
articles, hotels. He's talked about, you know, what day we should
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go on, what we should eat, the schedule, what we you know,
went to buy tickets, all thatstuff. So we've been talking about
it NonStop. Now. I ama little bit of an airhead. Like
not in general, I'm pretty organizedin general, but when someone asks me
things and I'm on the road andI don't have my planner in front of
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me, I tend to just agreeand move on and forget about it.
It happens a lot. It alsohappens with like conversations, I talk to
people and then I absolutely forget ittwo seconds later because I am thinking about
work. I'm in work mode.So I'm just gonna blame this all on
work mode. Okay, I fortwo months said okay, yay, I'm
excited. Who even last week hesaid, okay, this is the hotel
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we're getting. I said, yeah, okay, great. And then the
time comes to book the flights.We've already booked the hotel, we've already
looked at the tickets, we've plannedeverything. We just need to book the
flights to Los Angeles the day early. And I'm sitting down at home in
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front of my planner and Matt tellsme, okay, let's leave on Wednesday.
And all of a sudden, alight bulb goes off in my head
and I realize, oh shit,this trip is next week and I can't
go. I can't do Disneyland.I have acting class. Now, that
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sounds that excuse sounds absolutely ridiculous toanyone who doesn't understand. We get kicked
out if we miss a class.This is a mandatory class. It takes
forever to actually get into this classand get enrolled. There's a waiting list
miles long. So I was luckyto get into this class, and I
was lucky that I never ever hadanything come up where I needed to skip
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class on a Thursday. Now,this is the last class Okay, the
twelfth class that Matt books Disneyland on. If I miss this class, I
don't get to advance within this actingto his studio. I don't get you
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know, good recommendations. I don'tget an agent. All these things that
are going to further me in mycareer, I don't get. But guys,
I fucked up. I fucked upbecause I didn't look at my calendar.
I didn't dive deep enough into myactual schedule, and I agreed to
go to Disney. And now whenI go to sleep at night beside Matt,
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I'm scared for my life. Heis a Disney fucking fanatic and I
just ruined his chance to do Christmasat Disneyland. And for all of you
out there who are Disney fanatics aswell, you know this is a this
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is a big opportunity. You guyslove your Christmas at Disney. So yeah,
I fucked up real bad. Um. He was pissed at me.
He didn't talk to me all night, and then the next day he got
mad at me again, and he'sbeen mad at me ever since. Basically,
So pray that this wedding happens becauseI fucked up and now he can't
go to Disney. He's very upset. Yeah, so there we go,
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you know, two and a halfweeks till I get married, but not
if he's still upset with me aboutDisney. Each week I will be sending
out eight by tens to a fewlisteners who tweet or DM me showing me
their five star reviews. So thisweek's winners are Dan Underscore X, Underscore
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r s, Tony Salgata four five, six four, and Joe Gartner seven.
Thank you guys for your reviews.I love you. I love you
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do not forget to rate, review, subscribe and catch me every single
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Monday, bright and early. Andfor those of you who have not received
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already know nothing is off limits.I love you all. BLUs this mass
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yeah, oh fucking healing her dirtydress, starting out in her Sunday best
backing. Tears fallow to her chest, but she's okay as she shot side
on the ramble the body girl toget the stay in. But you're still
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alive. Another dad, mean another, Oh my god, I'm like so
in love with st I absolutely knowthis, absolutely not, absolutely not.
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