November 22, 2021 • 39 mins
In this episode of Green with Envy, Chelsea shares her edibles experience with us. She also spills on her latest struggle with Podcasters Block. Finishing off the episode, Chelsea does a Q&A and reads some epic Mean Tweets from Mean People.
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Yeah, Hello lovers, it isyour favorite hot mess formerly known as Laurel
van Ness, ric Lusa, Jada, and Almost Victorious. My name is
Chelsea motherfucking Green and welcome to Greenwith Envy. So, you guys,
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I have reached a new point inmy podcasting career. Um, I reached
this point that I didn't think Iwould reach so soon. Well, I
didn't even think that I would reachit at all. I didn't even think
it existed. But here we are, Here we are. I have officially
hit podcasters block, like writer's block. I can't think of what to talk
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about. I can't think of topics. And I mean, you guys know
me. I just want to talk, talk, talk, but I cannot
come up with topics to save mylife. What's wrong with me? So
that means that means that leads meto two things. One, I want
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you guys to help me come upwith topics. You guys know I'm always
open, and you know I wantto talk about the things that you want
to hear about, So I'm opento suggestions. I want you guys to
tweet or DM me with your topics, preferably something other than work, other
than wrestling, life stuff. Realtionshipstuff, whatever it is, just stay
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away from wrestling. And second isthat today because I've hit podcast podcasters block,
we have a little bit of adifferent episode. We have got a
Q and A episode. So Iask you on Twitter for questions and oh
baby, you guys delivered. Imay even have to do a part two
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of this Q and A. We'llsee how many week get through. Here
we go. Before I get intothe Q and A, I need to
share a little, a little messymoment of the week with you guys.
Now, I am recording this podcastvery last minute on Sunday. As you
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know, the podcast drops Monday.Now, I am a person who does
not like to procrastinate. I writemy to do list and I get that
shit done. But this week Ihave been at Impact Wrestling. So instead
of recording my podcast on Thursday orFriday, and to do it Saturday.
Still last minute, but you know, gives my editor shout out to Johnny
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Clash, give them a little bitof time to make podcasting magic and edit
and put this up on all digitalstreaming platforms. Um So, anyway,
my plan was record the podcast onSaturday, but yesterday I had a little
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well, I had a little messymoment. I by accident eight a weed
gummy. I'm trying in my headto think about what, you know,
how how do I make this sounda little better than it is. Um?
My girlfriend offered me a weed gummy. She told me it was ten
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milligrams. I don't know. Idon't really see. That's the problem is
that I don't really smoke weed.I I do smoke here and there.
I have had an edible or two, so I'm not foreign to the concept
of getting high, but I don'tall that often. So um, you
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know, my tolerance isn't that great, right, I can get high pretty
much off like a couple of puffsof a joint. So my girlfriend offers
me an edible, and I'm thinkinglike, oh, you know, I'm
done, I'm done work, I'moff, I'm good for the night.
Maybe I'll just have a little bit. And she tells me how much it
is. I I tell her,you know, I feel like maybe I'll
just have half because edibles they justhit you different. And she was like,
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oh, no, you'll be fine, Like, trust me, I
take two. Well, let metell you something, you guys. I
was not fine. I was verymuch not fine. I was high for
hours. Our words, there wasno way that I could possibly even pick
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up a microphone two podcasts for youguys. In fact, I opened up
my computer while I was high andtried to type out a couple of sentences
and I could not get past thesecond sentence. So that's where we were
at. On Saturday night. Iwas high as a kite in Las Vegas,
trying to eat enough and drink enoughto feel not so high. Dianna
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Prazzo, my best friend, beingyou know, the friend that she is,
decided to hop on the high trainand she had a little bit and
joined me, and instead of makingme feel better about it, actually we
both were just two very high aliensin the same room, so that also
didn't work. But anyway, sonow it is Sunday. I'm sure my
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podcaster is wanting my podcast editors wantingto, you know, kill me for
recording this now, but here weare. We're going to do a little
Q and A, and I hopeyou guys can learn, you know a
little more about me, And ifany topics pop into your head while you're
listening to this, feel free todm me at green WMV pod all right,
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let's get into it. First question, if you could only celebrate one
holiday for the rest of your life, which would it be? I mean
probably Christmas. I wouldn't pick mybirthday because I don't really like it to
be all about me, and Idon't like the pressure of like putting on
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a dinner or something and having itpossibly just blow up in fucking flames.
So I would say Christmas. It'sabout everyone. Well, mostly it's about
Santa. And you know, goodfood, good music, Hello Mariah,
carry good vibes, decorations, andmost people go all in. You know,
you go balls to the walls.You're not like embarrassed about the amount
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of Christmas decor or lights you haveor how well you could sing all I
Want for Christmas. So yeah,definitely Christmas. And then to go along
with that question, they asked,what is your favorite holiday movie? I
would say Home Alone one and two. You can't go wrong. A knack
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friend of mine told me you shouldnever refer to a Canadian as a quote
unquote goon unless you wanted your bullocksknocked in, but never told me.
Why is this true? And ifso, why? Okay, First of
all, this is not true.We call each other goons all the time,
Like all my fucking Canadian friends arebig old goons. So yeah,
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that's that's absolutely not true. AndI actually don't know why they would even
say that. I mean, agoon is like a big dummy, basically
a big airhead, a big dummy, Like it's like a big hockey player
that's been hitting the head too manytimes, and it's just kind of like
dumb. But that we love that. I absolutely love it. So no,
false, not true. Tell usabout your stunt work, how you
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got into it and the last standoutstunt. Okay, I don't know what
that means, but so essentially Igot really lucky. I was wrestling and
I had just finished tough Enough intwenty and fifteen, and I actually just
had someone email me, I think, or text me saying I think it
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might have been like Landstorm saying something. You know, they're looking for a
stunt person, but specifically a wrestlerto help do stunts for this movie and
also possibly teach the lead actress alittle bit of wrestling? Can you do
it? And I was like,oh my god, of course, Like
at that point I was, youknow, I had quit all my normal
jobs my everyday job was not athing anymore. I had just been on
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reality TV but hadn't made it anywhere. I hadn't really made any money,
and I was kind of freaking out, like what the fuck am I going
to do next? And you know, like basically everyone off of Tough Enough
was signed but me, so itwas. It was just a really stressful
time. So it came at themost perfect moment. But yeah, so
I said yes, and the filmcrew moved me to the middle of Canada
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to Saskatchewan or was it Manitoba,Saskatchewan, and I lived in a hotel
and I did stunt work for themovie, and then I trained for the
For like a couple weeks leading upto the movie, I trained the lead
actress how to wrestle, and actuallyshe ended up doing such an awesome job
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that in the movie there are quitea few scenes where it's actually her wrestling
me instead of me being her stuntdouble. So that was like a really
cool moment for me. Like Ihad just started wrestling, but I was
able to teach someone how to wrestle, and from then on it just kind
of snowballed and I was able tokind of get into stunts in in Canada,
mostly Central Canada. I wasn't ableto break into the stunt world in
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Vancouver, which is unfortunate, andI really wanted to, but it was
just such a tight knit little communitythat I couldn't get into. But yeah,
I loved it so much. Itwas really hard work though, Like,
man, you know, wrestling ishard because we are consistently on the
road and consistently putting our bodies outthere to get injured. But stunt work
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is you know, you may onlywork one day in a month, but
that one day might take you outfor the month. I'll never forget.
I was on the set of WinonaEarp and I was doing a scene where
I jumped from the roof of abuilding down to the bottom and then down
to the bottom floor and then Ipull out my guns. And yeah,
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we did that scene, I believethree or four times. And the next
day my knees were so swollen andblack and not black and blue, um,
so swollen and like a key feelingbecause of the pressure of landing,
you know, jumping and landing fromone or two stories up. It's no
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joke, Like you think that thosethings are fake, those stunts are not
fake. They're just trained professionals doingthose stunts. I've never done stunts in
America, though, so that's somethingI debate getting into. But right now
I'm taking acting classes and you know, we'll see acting stunt work. Who
knows what's a Canadian import that everyonein the States loves but you absolutely hate
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And they're shocked because they assume you'dlove it because you're a Canadian. Oh
that's really hard. I have tosay, I don't have one, because
like I love all of our Canadiansingers, I love all of our Canadian
actors. I love all my Canadianfood. You know, I will say,
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and now this changed, so fuckingdon't hate on me. I did
not like Ship's Creek when I firststarted watching it, and I was like,
how embarrassing that this is the Canadianshow that everyone's watching. I take
that back after I got past thesecond episode, like I was in so
deep. I absolutely loved it.I'm so proud it's Canadian and you know,
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centers around Canadian actors in this andthat, and is filmed in Canada.
I mean, oh, Dan Levyis like a freaking amazing So yeah,
there's really nothing I think as Canadianswere just really proud to be from
Canada. Now, there's a coupleof things in Canada we have that I
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don't like obviously, Like I don'tlike coffee crisp, and you guys don't
have that in America. However,you guys also don't know about it in
America. So there's a lot ofthere's a lot of things that you guys
just don't know about anyway. So, oh, Americans, would you be
open to bringing another woman in thebedroom with you and Matt um? I
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think I spoke about that on anepisode a couple of weeks ago. I
right now would not be okay withthat. I'm not saying not in the
future. I don't know. MaybeI'll change my mind when I'm fifty years
old and we're bored. But forright now, in no way, I'm
I'm so jealous over Matt. Idon't want anyone touching Matt. That's my
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man, and nobody's going to touchhim. That would just I know me,
and that would just be a reallytoxic thing to do to myself.
If there was one snack you couldhave without wait, you could have without
ever having to worry about your health, what would you eat twenty four seven
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and never get tired of I mean, I do eat this twenty four seven
and I never get tired of it. You guys know popcorn, and I
also don't care if it's bad formy health. I put extra butter on
it. Movie theater, popcorn baby, extra butter gotta be layered, layered
butter. I just went and sawGhostbusters this past week, and first of
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all, so fucking good. Idon't know anything about Ghostbusters, but my
fiance is obviously he's obsessed with it, and so I went for him to
watch it. First of all,best popcorn ever. The girl in Las
Vegas layered the butter. Dare Isay she almost put too much butter on
I don't know if I've ever saidthat. But also Ghostbusters, If you
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guys haven't seen it, so fuckinggood, you gotta go. So my
final answer is popcorn, buttery,buttery, popcorn. Skydiving or bungee jumping.
Oh, I would say bungee jumpingbecause I've already done it, and
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I haven't been able to do skydivingyet, but that's tough. I do
really want to do, but skydivingand it's been on my to do list
for years, So ask me againonce I go skydiving and I can compare
the two. How did you getinto the business of professional wrestling? Well,
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I mean I could do an anentire episode on this, but long
story short is that I was goingto school in Calgary, Alberta, Canada,
and I was doing my homework onenight at the table and I looked
at the screen on my TV andI saw wrestling on and I it's so
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embarrassing to say, but I decided, instead of continuing to do my homework,
I was going to google how tobe a WWE diva and that's how
I found Landstorm's Training Academy in Calgaryand to rest is history, baby,
just a simple Google search. Howdoes it feel to know that every time
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you wrestle you inspire and entertain somany people? I mean, wow,
I don't know that I inspire people, but I do really hope I entertain
people and I love it. Imean, isn't that why we all do
it? To entertain people? Youknow, we're in the business of entertainment,
so that's what I always want todo. The best feeling was definitely
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being the hot mess and making peoplelaugh. I love that. Right now,
I'm in this awesome spot too,where you know, it's some promotions
people boom me and I get toact like an asshole and that's so fun.
And then in other promotions like Ringof Honor and like Impact, people
are so freaking sweet to me andthey're cheering for me, you know,
and they're chanting my name, andthat is I mean, that is like
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the best feeling ever, because yourfear as a wrestler is that you go
out there and you give everything you'vegot and you're a good guy and they
don't cheer for you. That's like, though, oh my god, there's
nothing. I don't know if there'sanything worse. So no, it feels
really, really really good to bejust doing what I want to be doing,
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which is wrestling and entertaining people andhaving everybody enjoy it. That was
a really good question. I lovedthat. Why did WWE change your theme
song at the Royal Rumble? Okay, so this is a question that it's
funny. Nobody actually asked me,but everyone I think who saw the Royal
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Rumble was wondering. So if youdidn't know, I came out to Summer
Raise n X Team music. Atthat time in my career in WWE,
I had I was in between songsbecause what had happened was I finally found
a song I loved. I usedit in NXT for a little while on
live events, and then I realized, oh my god, that is already
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Alicia Edwards song from Impact, andI love lish. So I was like,
well, I can't have her song, Like, that's not fair.
I'm not going to take that fromher. She's had it for forever.
So I changed it to something else, but we weren't totally set on it,
and the song wasn't finished yet whenI got called to do the Royal
Rumble. You know, we onlyget called like two days before, so
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I just was going to go backto Alicia Edwards theme song to come out.
And then all of a sudden,like a couple hours before I was
about to go out for the RoyalRumble, they were like, oh,
no, you can't come out tothat. Now that we know it's on
Impact, you can't come out tothat. So we went through a bunch
of song choices and we found oneand we were like, oh, that's
well, that's perfect. Nobody toldme it was Sumurai's theme. It was
just in the library of songs Iwas able to choose from. To be
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fair, it was not Samurai's mainroster theme song. It was her NXT
theme song. It was not thatbig of a deal. But when I
came out, the die hards,you know, they thought it was Samurai.
So I think people were kind oflike annoyed, which sucked for me
because I didn't realize what was goingon, and there was this weird reaction
when I came out, and Iremember thinking, like, what the fuck
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just happened? But yeah, itwas because I came out to Samurai's an
extea music, so that was kindof annoying. But I mean it was
a banger of a song. Itwas a great song anyway. The song
that we actually settled on was reallyreally cool in an exten WW and I
was able to kind of customize it. Favorite match of your career, Oh
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my god, easiest question by farin this group of questions, one hundred
and ten percent. It would bemy all in match All In in Chicago,
Chelsea Verse brit vers Tessa verse Madison. Favorite match of my career and
it's not I don't even remember thematch. I remember the crowd, so
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it was my favorite crowd ever,ever, ever ever. M favorite food?
Well, can I say buttery popcornagain? Um? I really I'm
not one of those people where Ihave like if someone says, like,
what would your last meal be,I don't know, maybe like five guys
burgers and fries. I don't know. I love Thai food, I love
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Indian food. Sometimes I like Chinesefood if it's from my favorite place.
Love Italian food, but I don'teat it much, so I don't know.
I don't know. I would saythe food I eat the most would
be just like a steak in asparagus. That's kind of my go to.
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But you know that's boring, right, what a boring answer? Oh so
Vanilla dream vacation area. Okay,Well, see this is a problem for
a few different reasons, but mainlybecause I feel like this is a perfect
time in my life to go anywherethat I want in the world for my
honeymoon. Like I could pick anywhere, you know what I mean, anywhere,
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and Matt and I can't fucking decide. So it's like, I want
to tell you that my dream vacationwould be Bora, Bora or Bali or
Mauritious somewhere in the Maldives, butI don't know because we haven't jumped to
go there. And then I alsokind of really want to do like a
so we are going to France,but I really wanted to do like a
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south of France trip and do likeMonaco and Nice and all those places Cans
or whatever. But I don't knowif that's my dream vacation either, because
I've been to France, so Idon't know. I don't know, somewhere
really briggin tropical, but also somewherewhere I can explore. I think my
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dream vacation would have been Thailand,but I went there a couple of years
ago, so I just don't know. I don't know how to answer that.
What do you do a match againstNick Gauge in GW, Yes,
I absolutely would. For those ofyou who don't know, Nick Gauge is
the I mean, he's a deathmatch god. But I absolutely if I
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was going to do a death itwould be against an Engage for sure.
I think he's the only person thatI could trust. Also terrifying, and
I'm good if I don't ever doa death match, you know, I'd
like to keep my skin intact.How hard is Matt to buy for at
Christmas? How hard is Matt tobuy for at Christmas? Being a collector
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myself, my wife, My wifejust asked me what I would like to
avoid getting me something that I alreadyhave. Okay, I love this question.
He's so hard, so hard tobuy for. I'm sorry. But
first of all, when we firststarted dating, Matt had a WWE salary
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and I was an indie wrestler.I made no money. I spent more
money on the way I looked totry to look like a wrestler than I
did actually, you know, bringin the dough in. So that was
really hard at first. And thenwhen we kind of like evened up a
little bit in our career, theissue was is that what do you buy
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someone who has everything they've ever wanted? You know, and he doesn't have
everything he's ever wanted. But interms of toys and things you would buy
for someone at Christmas, you know, I'm not fucking John Cena. I
can't buy him a new car,his dream car. I can't buy him
a water slide for our pool,right like, I'm still buying him very
normal things. But he has everything. So for a couple of years.
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For the first couple of years,he would give me like a list of
some stuff to buy, and itjust became really like a really negative experience.
And both of us love Christmas,but I would get so stressed about
what to buy him. So nowwe have this awesome kind of tradition where
we basically go in on something together. So far it has been for the
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house. So the first year wedid a fireplace, and the second year
we did a pergola for outside.I mean, I'm sure Matt didn't really
want to do those, but we'rehappy to have them. And once it
was in the house, I thinkMatt was happy to have a fireplace and
stuff. So I mean he's probablylike listening to this and like, no,
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I didn't fucking want a fireplace.I didn't fucking want a pergola.
But it's just I'm happy, happywife, happy life. Right, How
do you continually maintain a healthy lifestyle? More specifically, do you have any
advice for people struggling to do thesame. Okay, so it takes three
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weeks to like firm a habit.So first of all, my suggestion to
you would be, don't you darefucking jump off that healthy train for the
first three weeks. Stay on itas hard as it is, stay on
it. Keep eating healthy for threeweeks, Keep drinking a lot of water,
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keep taking your vitamins, keep goingto the gym. You know,
you don't have to You don't haveto go zero to Hero. You do
not have to eat chicken and broccolievery day. Just start cutting back on
some of the junk food that youhave in your house. First of all,
don't even have it in your house. Don't bring it into your house.
A lot of times you just wanta snack, So start filling your
fridge with healthy stuff, healthy snacks. Take away your junk food, you
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know, cut back on your kindof like terrible snacking habits or whatever it
is. Maybe it's drinking, maybeit's over eating bread and things like that.
And then you know, again,you don't have to go zero to
Hero. You don't have to goto the gym and do a thousand push
ups. You can just go fora walk or a bike ride or whatever
it is that you feel you knowyou can do, just to get out
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of the house and start moving yourlegs and stuff like that. I really
think people especially people who make NewYear's resolutions. They try to cut everything
out, quit everything, and startall these healthy habits. It. Do
it gradually. You don't need todo everything at once. Do it gradually.
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But I promise you you will seeresults. And especially after you hit
that three a week mark and you'vedeveloped that positive habit, you're also going
to see changes in the mirror andyou'll be really happy with it. But
I understand it's really hard. Youknow, I've been doing this for fifteen
years, and right now I've beentelling my friends and telling Matt that I
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I'm totally struggling, Like I'm veryunmotivated right now, and I just want
to eat potatoes, buttery buttery potato. So you know, we all go
through waves and we plateau sometimes andwe go down and up and whatever,
but you kind of just have tostay on course and not veer too far
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off and give yourself a cheat day. My cheat day is every Sunday,
or it was right now. I'mon the road, so you know,
I can't really have a cheat dayon a Sunday, but maybe I choose
to do it on a Wednesday andI order burger and fries and I get
a cupcake and I get Cheetos andI eat all that shit. Man.
Like that way I can keep upmy healthy habits throughout the week. I
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hope that help. That was Thatwas a lot of information, but I
really hope opped. If you wereasked to be on Real Housewives, what
would your tagline be? Oh boy, that's such a fucking good question.
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Okay, I'm just gonna throw somethingout off the top of my head.
Maybe it would be like, I'mnot the only green in the group.
The rest of these women are greenwith envy. Wait? Was that good?
I feel like we could play withit, we could tweak it,
we could make it a little better. But I kind of I kind of
think that works. And it goeswith the podcast. Oh my gosh,
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not to too my own horn,but too too. That was really good.
Well, I mean, with thatbeing said, I think we should
end the Q and A there witha bang with the Real Housewives bang.
So thank you guys again for askingall these awesome questions, and feel free
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to keep asking. I might doa part two. Who knows. If
you like this, let me know. If you don't, then you better
come up with motherfucking topics for me. Young mess. Ten years ago,
a very vulgar Chelsea wrote, whydo people say, grow some balls?
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Those things are weak and sensitive.If you want to be tough, grow
of vagina, those things take apounding. Oh oh my god, I
put that out into the world inpublic. Oh my god. Welcome to
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my favorite segment, mean tweets formean people. So I started this segment
to, you know, kind oflaugh about the ridiculous shit that people say
when they can hide behind a computerscreen. And that is also why I
don't name these trolls handles, becauseI really feel like the only way we
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can keep our power and keep controland to laugh about it is if we
don't give them the power to thenpost and brag about how we've recognized their
asshole ways, you know what Imean. I just wanted to put that
out there because a lot of peopleare wondering why I don't expose expose these
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motherfuckers. But I feel in exposingthem, you're also potentially handing over some
of your power to them and kindlike letting them know that what they say
is seen and it is heard andit doesn't go unnoticed, and we don't
need to give them that satisfaction.We don't owe them anything. But with
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that being said, I got alovely, lovely DM from a man named
Andrew, who I mean kept hisopinion short and sweet. He said you
suck so much and that was itand then he left. I mean,
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I have no words. I respecta short and sweet DM. Okay,
Now, the next tweet I sawwas bold. Not only did they tag
me, but they also tagged myfiance and both of our podcast They tagged
Green with MB and Major Land.So at least this asshole is upfront about
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their hate. I don't know hedidn't try to hide it. He tagged
us all Okay, this fucking bonerkiller wrote after listening to more than my
fair share of the Major Land podand of Green with Envy pod, all
I can say is Jesus, Ihope Matt Cardona made Chelsea Green sign a
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prenup. The pods are basically justtherapy sessions gone wrong. No way they're
married five years from now. Hotmess is right? Okay, but actually
though I'm laughing, but I'm notlike. This one pissed me off for
so many different reasons. One,this person was hiding behind a burner account,
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so that means like they don't haveanyone following them, they don't have
a profile picture, they don't havea name, Like they're just fucking Joshmo
one two three, So that's likethe lowest kind of trolling. Two.
I have had so many, somany amazing people come up to me at
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signings and events, especially lately,telling me that they find our banter and
arguments on major land podcasts funny.I think because it's relatable. Like the
dynamic that Matt and I have onthe podcast is that Matt thinks he's right
and I challenge him like this,what does this guy think that I'm just
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supposed to sit there and be aside piece for my husband husband while like
he talks on the podcast, Idon't understand. I think that the reason
that we have successful podcasts are becausewe're relatable. Also, let's just put
this out there. If this personclaims he listens to Green with MV,
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then he would know that I hardlygo into detail about my relationship with Matt
on this podcast, especially not ina negative way. Do I tell embarrassing
stories, Yes? Absolutely? AmI honest and opened about my life,
my love life, my sex life, Yes again absolutely so like, this
tweet got to me clearly because Ithink it's just uneducated. But on the
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upside, thanks for the listens.He's literally paying our bills with trolling,
so I mean, I love thatfor him. Okay, this last one
is a doozy because oh it's sucha classic troll, a classic male body
shaming a female. So I wentout for my girlfriend Cassie's birthday the other
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day and I posted a photo andthis guy decided to comment on the photo.
I can't even believe he fucking hadthe balls. What's going on with
those hips? You might want toinject those hips? You might as well.
Everything else's fake. He motherfucker.It's twenty twenty one. I can
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inject anything I goddamn want to inject, and I don't want to inject my
hips, So go suck a bigfat wang. But also I will name
and shame this person because because hebody shamed Matthew Horn ninety nine, learn
your damn manners. Well. Beforewe wrap this up, I just wanted
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to chat a little bit. Um. We are going into Thanksgiving weekend,
or I should say Thanksgiving weekend formy American friends, so I just wanted
to kind of chat with you andtell you, guys, I am so
thankful for you all for listening,for constantly dming me and tweeting me and
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instagramming me and just being so supportive. This has been the craziest year of
my life, with being released andstarting at all these new companies and starting
this podcast, and you know,it's kind of like China switch careers.
It's been really really hard emotionally,mentally, physically, spiritually. But the
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one constant thing I've had besides beingcanceled is you guys, the ones who
actually want to bring positivity into theworld and into my life, the ones
who are actually you know, supportingme online and have my back, and
I really really appreciate it, especiallyin this crazy cancel culture time. So
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yeah, I just wanted to saythat's what I'm thankful for. And aside
from you know, the people youguys all listening here, I'm very thankful
for the people who have showed upat end Up, at Impact Wrestling and
at Ring of Honor and have reallysupported this journey, this wrestling journey.
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I'm coming up to seven years inthe ring as of about I think,
well, I got a little whileleft in twenty twenty two, it'll be
seven years, and I really havenever had fans like I have right now.
Everyone is just so goddamn supportive,and I really am thankful that I
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was able to keep people entertained andkeep people caring about me. So thank
you, and I hope you guysall have an amazing American Thanksgiving. I
hope you spend your time with thepeople you love, whether it's your family
or your friends or somewhere that youlove, and I'll be thinking about you,
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guys. Make sure you tweet orDM me giving me your topic ideas
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wrestling gods and bless this mess.Yeah Ohn healing a dirty dress, starting
outing a Sunday best her Chess,But she's okay, fy Rama the body
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girl get to say, Jim,You're still another da me another Oh my
god, I'm like so in lovewith I absolutely know this, absolutely not,
absolutely not. This is gonna lastforever. I lost so much beauty quick
Yeah, Hello lovers, it isyour favorite hot mess formerly known as Laurel
van Ness, ric Lusa, Jada, and Almost Victorious. My name is
Chelsea motherfucking Green and welcome to Greenwith Envy. So, you guys,
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I have reached a new point inmy podcasting career. Um, I reached
this point that I didn't think Iwould reach so soon. Well, I
didn't even think that I would reachit at all. I didn't even think
it existed. But here we are, Here we are. I have officially
hit podcasters block, like writer's block. I can't think of what to talk
(01:15):
about. I can't think of topics. And I mean, you guys know
me. I just want to talk, talk, talk, but I cannot
come up with topics to save mylife. What's wrong with me? So
that means that means that leads meto two things. One, I want
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you guys to help me come upwith topics. You guys know I'm always
open, and you know I wantto talk about the things that you want
to hear about, So I'm opento suggestions. I want you guys to
tweet or DM me with your topics, preferably something other than work, other
than wrestling, life stuff. Realtionshipstuff, whatever it is, just stay
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away from wrestling. And second isthat today because I've hit podcast podcasters block,
we have a little bit of adifferent episode. We have got a
Q and A episode. So Iask you on Twitter for questions and oh
baby, you guys delivered. Imay even have to do a part two
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of this Q and A. We'llsee how many week get through. Here
we go. Before I get intothe Q and A, I need to
share a little, a little messymoment of the week with you guys.
Now, I am recording this podcastvery last minute on Sunday. As you
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know, the podcast drops Monday.Now, I am a person who does
not like to procrastinate. I writemy to do list and I get that
shit done. But this week Ihave been at Impact Wrestling. So instead
of recording my podcast on Thursday orFriday, and to do it Saturday.
Still last minute, but you know, gives my editor shout out to Johnny
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Clash, give them a little bitof time to make podcasting magic and edit
and put this up on all digitalstreaming platforms. Um So, anyway,
my plan was record the podcast onSaturday, but yesterday I had a little
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well, I had a little messymoment. I by accident eight a weed
gummy. I'm trying in my headto think about what, you know,
how how do I make this sounda little better than it is. Um?
My girlfriend offered me a weed gummy. She told me it was ten
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milligrams. I don't know. Idon't really see. That's the problem is
that I don't really smoke weed.I I do smoke here and there.
I have had an edible or two, so I'm not foreign to the concept
of getting high, but I don'tall that often. So um, you
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know, my tolerance isn't that great, right, I can get high pretty
much off like a couple of puffsof a joint. So my girlfriend offers
me an edible, and I'm thinkinglike, oh, you know, I'm
done, I'm done work, I'moff, I'm good for the night.
Maybe I'll just have a little bit. And she tells me how much it
is. I I tell her,you know, I feel like maybe I'll
just have half because edibles they justhit you different. And she was like,
(04:35):
oh, no, you'll be fine, Like, trust me, I
take two. Well, let metell you something, you guys. I
was not fine. I was verymuch not fine. I was high for
hours. Our words, there wasno way that I could possibly even pick
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up a microphone two podcasts for youguys. In fact, I opened up
my computer while I was high andtried to type out a couple of sentences
and I could not get past thesecond sentence. So that's where we were
at. On Saturday night. Iwas high as a kite in Las Vegas,
trying to eat enough and drink enoughto feel not so high. Dianna
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Prazzo, my best friend, beingyou know, the friend that she is,
decided to hop on the high trainand she had a little bit and
joined me, and instead of makingme feel better about it, actually we
both were just two very high aliensin the same room, so that also
didn't work. But anyway, sonow it is Sunday. I'm sure my
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podcaster is wanting my podcast editors wantingto, you know, kill me for
recording this now, but here weare. We're going to do a little
Q and A, and I hopeyou guys can learn, you know a
little more about me, And ifany topics pop into your head while you're
listening to this, feel free todm me at green WMV pod all right,
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let's get into it. First question, if you could only celebrate one
holiday for the rest of your life, which would it be? I mean
probably Christmas. I wouldn't pick mybirthday because I don't really like it to
be all about me, and Idon't like the pressure of like putting on
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a dinner or something and having itpossibly just blow up in fucking flames.
So I would say Christmas. It'sabout everyone. Well, mostly it's about
Santa. And you know, goodfood, good music, Hello Mariah,
carry good vibes, decorations, andmost people go all in. You know,
you go balls to the walls.You're not like embarrassed about the amount
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of Christmas decor or lights you haveor how well you could sing all I
Want for Christmas. So yeah,definitely Christmas. And then to go along
with that question, they asked,what is your favorite holiday movie? I
would say Home Alone one and two. You can't go wrong. A knack
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friend of mine told me you shouldnever refer to a Canadian as a quote
unquote goon unless you wanted your bullocksknocked in, but never told me.
Why is this true? And ifso, why? Okay, First of
all, this is not true.We call each other goons all the time,
Like all my fucking Canadian friends arebig old goons. So yeah,
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that's that's absolutely not true. AndI actually don't know why they would even
say that. I mean, agoon is like a big dummy, basically
a big airhead, a big dummy, Like it's like a big hockey player
that's been hitting the head too manytimes, and it's just kind of like
dumb. But that we love that. I absolutely love it. So no,
false, not true. Tell usabout your stunt work, how you
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got into it and the last standoutstunt. Okay, I don't know what
that means, but so essentially Igot really lucky. I was wrestling and
I had just finished tough Enough intwenty and fifteen, and I actually just
had someone email me, I think, or text me saying I think it
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might have been like Landstorm saying something. You know, they're looking for a
stunt person, but specifically a wrestlerto help do stunts for this movie and
also possibly teach the lead actress alittle bit of wrestling? Can you do
it? And I was like,oh my god, of course, Like
at that point I was, youknow, I had quit all my normal
jobs my everyday job was not athing anymore. I had just been on
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reality TV but hadn't made it anywhere. I hadn't really made any money,
and I was kind of freaking out, like what the fuck am I going
to do next? And you know, like basically everyone off of Tough Enough
was signed but me, so itwas. It was just a really stressful
time. So it came at themost perfect moment. But yeah, so
I said yes, and the filmcrew moved me to the middle of Canada
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to Saskatchewan or was it Manitoba,Saskatchewan, and I lived in a hotel
and I did stunt work for themovie, and then I trained for the
For like a couple weeks leading upto the movie, I trained the lead
actress how to wrestle, and actuallyshe ended up doing such an awesome job
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that in the movie there are quitea few scenes where it's actually her wrestling
me instead of me being her stuntdouble. So that was like a really
cool moment for me. Like Ihad just started wrestling, but I was
able to teach someone how to wrestle, and from then on it just kind
of snowballed and I was able tokind of get into stunts in in Canada,
mostly Central Canada. I wasn't ableto break into the stunt world in
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Vancouver, which is unfortunate, andI really wanted to, but it was
just such a tight knit little communitythat I couldn't get into. But yeah,
I loved it so much. Itwas really hard work though, Like,
man, you know, wrestling ishard because we are consistently on the
road and consistently putting our bodies outthere to get injured. But stunt work
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is you know, you may onlywork one day in a month, but
that one day might take you outfor the month. I'll never forget.
I was on the set of WinonaEarp and I was doing a scene where
I jumped from the roof of abuilding down to the bottom and then down
to the bottom floor and then Ipull out my guns. And yeah,
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we did that scene, I believethree or four times. And the next
day my knees were so swollen andblack and not black and blue, um,
so swollen and like a key feelingbecause of the pressure of landing,
you know, jumping and landing fromone or two stories up. It's no
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joke, Like you think that thosethings are fake, those stunts are not
fake. They're just trained professionals doingthose stunts. I've never done stunts in
America, though, so that's somethingI debate getting into. But right now
I'm taking acting classes and you know, we'll see acting stunt work. Who
knows what's a Canadian import that everyonein the States loves but you absolutely hate
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And they're shocked because they assume you'dlove it because you're a Canadian. Oh
that's really hard. I have tosay, I don't have one, because
like I love all of our Canadiansingers, I love all of our Canadian
actors. I love all my Canadianfood. You know, I will say,
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and now this changed, so fuckingdon't hate on me. I did
not like Ship's Creek when I firststarted watching it, and I was like,
how embarrassing that this is the Canadianshow that everyone's watching. I take
that back after I got past thesecond episode, like I was in so
deep. I absolutely loved it.I'm so proud it's Canadian and you know,
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centers around Canadian actors in this andthat, and is filmed in Canada.
I mean, oh, Dan Levyis like a freaking amazing So yeah,
there's really nothing I think as Canadianswere just really proud to be from
Canada. Now, there's a coupleof things in Canada we have that I
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don't like obviously, Like I don'tlike coffee crisp, and you guys don't
have that in America. However,you guys also don't know about it in
America. So there's a lot ofthere's a lot of things that you guys
just don't know about anyway. So, oh, Americans, would you be
open to bringing another woman in thebedroom with you and Matt um? I
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think I spoke about that on anepisode a couple of weeks ago. I
right now would not be okay withthat. I'm not saying not in the
future. I don't know. MaybeI'll change my mind when I'm fifty years
old and we're bored. But forright now, in no way, I'm
I'm so jealous over Matt. Idon't want anyone touching Matt. That's my
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man, and nobody's going to touchhim. That would just I know me,
and that would just be a reallytoxic thing to do to myself.
If there was one snack you couldhave without wait, you could have without
ever having to worry about your health, what would you eat twenty four seven
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and never get tired of I mean, I do eat this twenty four seven
and I never get tired of it. You guys know popcorn, and I
also don't care if it's bad formy health. I put extra butter on
it. Movie theater, popcorn baby, extra butter gotta be layered, layered
butter. I just went and sawGhostbusters this past week, and first of
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all, so fucking good. Idon't know anything about Ghostbusters, but my
fiance is obviously he's obsessed with it, and so I went for him to
watch it. First of all,best popcorn ever. The girl in Las
Vegas layered the butter. Dare Isay she almost put too much butter on
I don't know if I've ever saidthat. But also Ghostbusters, If you
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guys haven't seen it, so fuckinggood, you gotta go. So my
final answer is popcorn, buttery,buttery, popcorn. Skydiving or bungee jumping.
Oh, I would say bungee jumpingbecause I've already done it, and
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I haven't been able to do skydivingyet, but that's tough. I do
really want to do, but skydivingand it's been on my to do list
for years, So ask me againonce I go skydiving and I can compare
the two. How did you getinto the business of professional wrestling? Well,
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I mean I could do an anentire episode on this, but long
story short is that I was goingto school in Calgary, Alberta, Canada,
and I was doing my homework onenight at the table and I looked
at the screen on my TV andI saw wrestling on and I it's so
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embarrassing to say, but I decided, instead of continuing to do my homework,
I was going to google how tobe a WWE diva and that's how
I found Landstorm's Training Academy in Calgaryand to rest is history, baby,
just a simple Google search. Howdoes it feel to know that every time
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you wrestle you inspire and entertain somany people? I mean, wow,
I don't know that I inspire people, but I do really hope I entertain
people and I love it. Imean, isn't that why we all do
it? To entertain people? Youknow, we're in the business of entertainment,
so that's what I always want todo. The best feeling was definitely
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being the hot mess and making peoplelaugh. I love that. Right now,
I'm in this awesome spot too,where you know, it's some promotions
people boom me and I get toact like an asshole and that's so fun.
And then in other promotions like Ringof Honor and like Impact, people
are so freaking sweet to me andthey're cheering for me, you know,
and they're chanting my name, andthat is I mean, that is like
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the best feeling ever, because yourfear as a wrestler is that you go
out there and you give everything you'vegot and you're a good guy and they
don't cheer for you. That's like, though, oh my god, there's
nothing. I don't know if there'sanything worse. So no, it feels
really, really really good to bejust doing what I want to be doing,
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which is wrestling and entertaining people andhaving everybody enjoy it. That was
a really good question. I lovedthat. Why did WWE change your theme
song at the Royal Rumble? Okay, so this is a question that it's
funny. Nobody actually asked me,but everyone I think who saw the Royal
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Rumble was wondering. So if youdidn't know, I came out to Summer
Raise n X Team music. Atthat time in my career in WWE,
I had I was in between songsbecause what had happened was I finally found
a song I loved. I usedit in NXT for a little while on
live events, and then I realized, oh my god, that is already
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Alicia Edwards song from Impact, andI love lish. So I was like,
well, I can't have her song, Like, that's not fair.
I'm not going to take that fromher. She's had it for forever.
So I changed it to something else, but we weren't totally set on it,
and the song wasn't finished yet whenI got called to do the Royal
Rumble. You know, we onlyget called like two days before, so
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I just was going to go backto Alicia Edwards theme song to come out.
And then all of a sudden,like a couple hours before I was
about to go out for the RoyalRumble, they were like, oh,
no, you can't come out tothat. Now that we know it's on
Impact, you can't come out tothat. So we went through a bunch
of song choices and we found oneand we were like, oh, that's
well, that's perfect. Nobody toldme it was Sumurai's theme. It was
just in the library of songs Iwas able to choose from. To be
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fair, it was not Samurai's mainroster theme song. It was her NXT
theme song. It was not thatbig of a deal. But when I
came out, the die hards,you know, they thought it was Samurai.
So I think people were kind oflike annoyed, which sucked for me
because I didn't realize what was goingon, and there was this weird reaction
when I came out, and Iremember thinking, like, what the fuck
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just happened? But yeah, itwas because I came out to Samurai's an
extea music, so that was kindof annoying. But I mean it was
a banger of a song. Itwas a great song anyway. The song
that we actually settled on was reallyreally cool in an exten WW and I
was able to kind of customize it. Favorite match of your career, Oh
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my god, easiest question by farin this group of questions, one hundred
and ten percent. It would bemy all in match All In in Chicago,
Chelsea Verse brit vers Tessa verse Madison. Favorite match of my career and
it's not I don't even remember thematch. I remember the crowd, so
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it was my favorite crowd ever,ever, ever ever. M favorite food?
Well, can I say buttery popcornagain? Um? I really I'm
not one of those people where Ihave like if someone says, like,
what would your last meal be,I don't know, maybe like five guys
burgers and fries. I don't know. I love Thai food, I love
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Indian food. Sometimes I like Chinesefood if it's from my favorite place.
Love Italian food, but I don'teat it much, so I don't know.
I don't know. I would saythe food I eat the most would
be just like a steak in asparagus. That's kind of my go to.
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But you know that's boring, right, what a boring answer? Oh so
Vanilla dream vacation area. Okay,Well, see this is a problem for
a few different reasons, but mainlybecause I feel like this is a perfect
time in my life to go anywherethat I want in the world for my
honeymoon. Like I could pick anywhere, you know what I mean, anywhere,
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and Matt and I can't fucking decide. So it's like, I want
to tell you that my dream vacationwould be Bora, Bora or Bali or
Mauritious somewhere in the Maldives, butI don't know because we haven't jumped to
go there. And then I alsokind of really want to do like a
so we are going to France,but I really wanted to do like a
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south of France trip and do likeMonaco and Nice and all those places Cans
or whatever. But I don't knowif that's my dream vacation either, because
I've been to France, so Idon't know. I don't know, somewhere
really briggin tropical, but also somewherewhere I can explore. I think my
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dream vacation would have been Thailand,but I went there a couple of years
ago, so I just don't know. I don't know how to answer that.
What do you do a match againstNick Gauge in GW, Yes,
I absolutely would. For those ofyou who don't know, Nick Gauge is
the I mean, he's a deathmatch god. But I absolutely if I
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was going to do a death itwould be against an Engage for sure.
I think he's the only person thatI could trust. Also terrifying, and
I'm good if I don't ever doa death match, you know, I'd
like to keep my skin intact.How hard is Matt to buy for at
Christmas? How hard is Matt tobuy for at Christmas? Being a collector
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myself, my wife, My wifejust asked me what I would like to
avoid getting me something that I alreadyhave. Okay, I love this question.
He's so hard, so hard tobuy for. I'm sorry. But
first of all, when we firststarted dating, Matt had a WWE salary
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and I was an indie wrestler.I made no money. I spent more
money on the way I looked totry to look like a wrestler than I
did actually, you know, bringin the dough in. So that was
really hard at first. And thenwhen we kind of like evened up a
little bit in our career, theissue was is that what do you buy
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someone who has everything they've ever wanted? You know, and he doesn't have
everything he's ever wanted. But interms of toys and things you would buy
for someone at Christmas, you know, I'm not fucking John Cena. I
can't buy him a new car,his dream car. I can't buy him
a water slide for our pool,right like, I'm still buying him very
normal things. But he has everything. So for a couple of years.
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For the first couple of years,he would give me like a list of
some stuff to buy, and itjust became really like a really negative experience.
And both of us love Christmas,but I would get so stressed about
what to buy him. So nowwe have this awesome kind of tradition where
we basically go in on something together. So far it has been for the
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house. So the first year wedid a fireplace, and the second year
we did a pergola for outside.I mean, I'm sure Matt didn't really
want to do those, but we'rehappy to have them. And once it
was in the house, I thinkMatt was happy to have a fireplace and
stuff. So I mean he's probablylike listening to this and like, no,
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I didn't fucking want a fireplace.I didn't fucking want a pergola.
But it's just I'm happy, happywife, happy life. Right, How
do you continually maintain a healthy lifestyle? More specifically, do you have any
advice for people struggling to do thesame. Okay, so it takes three
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weeks to like firm a habit.So first of all, my suggestion to
you would be, don't you darefucking jump off that healthy train for the
first three weeks. Stay on itas hard as it is, stay on
it. Keep eating healthy for threeweeks, Keep drinking a lot of water,
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keep taking your vitamins, keep goingto the gym. You know,
you don't have to You don't haveto go zero to Hero. You do
not have to eat chicken and broccolievery day. Just start cutting back on
some of the junk food that youhave in your house. First of all,
don't even have it in your house. Don't bring it into your house.
A lot of times you just wanta snack, So start filling your
fridge with healthy stuff, healthy snacks. Take away your junk food, you
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know, cut back on your kindof like terrible snacking habits or whatever it
is. Maybe it's drinking, maybeit's over eating bread and things like that.
And then you know, again,you don't have to go zero to
Hero. You don't have to goto the gym and do a thousand push
ups. You can just go fora walk or a bike ride or whatever
it is that you feel you knowyou can do, just to get out
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of the house and start moving yourlegs and stuff like that. I really
think people especially people who make NewYear's resolutions. They try to cut everything
out, quit everything, and startall these healthy habits. It. Do
it gradually. You don't need todo everything at once. Do it gradually.
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But I promise you you will seeresults. And especially after you hit
that three a week mark and you'vedeveloped that positive habit, you're also going
to see changes in the mirror andyou'll be really happy with it. But
I understand it's really hard. Youknow, I've been doing this for fifteen
years, and right now I've beentelling my friends and telling Matt that I
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I'm totally struggling, Like I'm veryunmotivated right now, and I just want
to eat potatoes, buttery buttery potato. So you know, we all go
through waves and we plateau sometimes andwe go down and up and whatever,
but you kind of just have tostay on course and not veer too far
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off and give yourself a cheat day. My cheat day is every Sunday,
or it was right now. I'mon the road, so you know,
I can't really have a cheat dayon a Sunday, but maybe I choose
to do it on a Wednesday andI order burger and fries and I get
a cupcake and I get Cheetos andI eat all that shit. Man.
Like that way I can keep upmy healthy habits throughout the week. I
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hope that help. That was Thatwas a lot of information, but I
really hope opped. If you wereasked to be on Real Housewives, what
would your tagline be? Oh boy, that's such a fucking good question.
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Okay, I'm just gonna throw somethingout off the top of my head.
Maybe it would be like, I'mnot the only green in the group.
The rest of these women are greenwith envy. Wait? Was that good?
I feel like we could play withit, we could tweak it,
we could make it a little better. But I kind of I kind of
think that works. And it goeswith the podcast. Oh my gosh,
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not to too my own horn,but too too. That was really good.
Well, I mean, with thatbeing said, I think we should
end the Q and A there witha bang with the Real Housewives bang.
So thank you guys again for askingall these awesome questions, and feel free
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to keep asking. I might doa part two. Who knows. If
you like this, let me know. If you don't, then you better
come up with motherfucking topics for me. Young mess. Ten years ago,
a very vulgar Chelsea wrote, whydo people say, grow some balls?
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Those things are weak and sensitive.If you want to be tough, grow
of vagina, those things take apounding. Oh oh my god, I
put that out into the world inpublic. Oh my god. Welcome to
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my favorite segment, mean tweets formean people. So I started this segment
to, you know, kind oflaugh about the ridiculous shit that people say
when they can hide behind a computerscreen. And that is also why I
don't name these trolls handles, becauseI really feel like the only way we
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can keep our power and keep controland to laugh about it is if we
don't give them the power to thenpost and brag about how we've recognized their
asshole ways, you know what Imean. I just wanted to put that
out there because a lot of peopleare wondering why I don't expose expose these
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motherfuckers. But I feel in exposingthem, you're also potentially handing over some
of your power to them and kindlike letting them know that what they say
is seen and it is heard andit doesn't go unnoticed, and we don't
need to give them that satisfaction.We don't owe them anything. But with
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that being said, I got alovely, lovely DM from a man named
Andrew, who I mean kept hisopinion short and sweet. He said you
suck so much and that was itand then he left. I mean,
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I have no words. I respecta short and sweet DM. Okay,
Now, the next tweet I sawwas bold. Not only did they tag
me, but they also tagged myfiance and both of our podcast They tagged
Green with MB and Major Land.So at least this asshole is upfront about
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their hate. I don't know hedidn't try to hide it. He tagged
us all Okay, this fucking bonerkiller wrote after listening to more than my
fair share of the Major Land podand of Green with Envy pod, all
I can say is Jesus, Ihope Matt Cardona made Chelsea Green sign a
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prenup. The pods are basically justtherapy sessions gone wrong. No way they're
married five years from now. Hotmess is right? Okay, but actually
though I'm laughing, but I'm notlike. This one pissed me off for
so many different reasons. One,this person was hiding behind a burner account,
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so that means like they don't haveanyone following them, they don't have
a profile picture, they don't havea name, Like they're just fucking Joshmo
one two three, So that's likethe lowest kind of trolling. Two.
I have had so many, somany amazing people come up to me at
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signings and events, especially lately,telling me that they find our banter and
arguments on major land podcasts funny.I think because it's relatable. Like the
dynamic that Matt and I have onthe podcast is that Matt thinks he's right
and I challenge him like this,what does this guy think that I'm just
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supposed to sit there and be aside piece for my husband husband while like
he talks on the podcast, Idon't understand. I think that the reason
that we have successful podcasts are becausewe're relatable. Also, let's just put
this out there. If this personclaims he listens to Green with MV,
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then he would know that I hardlygo into detail about my relationship with Matt
on this podcast, especially not ina negative way. Do I tell embarrassing
stories, Yes? Absolutely? AmI honest and opened about my life,
my love life, my sex life, Yes again absolutely so like, this
tweet got to me clearly because Ithink it's just uneducated. But on the
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upside, thanks for the listens.He's literally paying our bills with trolling,
so I mean, I love thatfor him. Okay, this last one
is a doozy because oh it's sucha classic troll, a classic male body
shaming a female. So I wentout for my girlfriend Cassie's birthday the other
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day and I posted a photo andthis guy decided to comment on the photo.
I can't even believe he fucking hadthe balls. What's going on with
those hips? You might want toinject those hips? You might as well.
Everything else's fake. He motherfucker.It's twenty twenty one. I can
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inject anything I goddamn want to inject, and I don't want to inject my
hips, So go suck a bigfat wang. But also I will name
and shame this person because because hebody shamed Matthew Horn ninety nine, learn
your damn manners. Well. Beforewe wrap this up, I just wanted
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to chat a little bit. Um. We are going into Thanksgiving weekend,
or I should say Thanksgiving weekend formy American friends, so I just wanted
to kind of chat with you andtell you, guys, I am so
thankful for you all for listening,for constantly dming me and tweeting me and
(34:57):
instagramming me and just being so supportive. This has been the craziest year of
my life, with being released andstarting at all these new companies and starting
this podcast, and you know,it's kind of like China switch careers.
It's been really really hard emotionally,mentally, physically, spiritually. But the
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one constant thing I've had besides beingcanceled is you guys, the ones who
actually want to bring positivity into theworld and into my life, the ones
who are actually you know, supportingme online and have my back, and
I really really appreciate it, especiallyin this crazy cancel culture time. So
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yeah, I just wanted to saythat's what I'm thankful for. And aside
from you know, the people youguys all listening here, I'm very thankful
for the people who have showed upat end Up, at Impact Wrestling and
at Ring of Honor and have reallysupported this journey, this wrestling journey.
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I'm coming up to seven years inthe ring as of about I think,
well, I got a little whileleft in twenty twenty two, it'll be
seven years, and I really havenever had fans like I have right now.
Everyone is just so goddamn supportive,and I really am thankful that I
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was able to keep people entertained andkeep people caring about me. So thank
you, and I hope you guysall have an amazing American Thanksgiving. I
hope you spend your time with thepeople you love, whether it's your family
or your friends or somewhere that youlove, and I'll be thinking about you,
(36:52):
guys. Make sure you tweet orDM me giving me your topic ideas
and I can't wait to chat withyou again next. Don't forget you guys.
Each week I will be sending outeight by Tends to a few lucky
listeners who tweet or dm me showingme their five star review. So this
week the winners are Junior Willenburg,Matthew Geeson and Patterson Underscore Miller. Make
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sure you guys slide into Green wNV pods DMS with your full names and
addresses and I will send you guysassigned autograph. And for those of you
who have not received your photos yet, do not worry, they're coming.
I usually do them a few monthsat a time, so I'm going to
be sending out another batch in abouta week or so. Thank you guys
(37:45):
again for your reviews. I loveyou so much. For the rest of
you fuckers, don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and catch me
every single Monday, Bright and earlylovers. That is it for today.
Thank you all so much for tuningin. Don't forget to head over to
Only Fans dot com slash Chelsea aGreen for exclusive content and behind the scenes
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footage, and head to Chelsea aGreen dot Big Cartel dot com for limited
edition merch. Make sure to checkus out on Instagram and Twitter at Green
w NV pod and let us knowwhat you want to hear. You already
know nothing is off limits. Ilove you all. Thank you to the
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wrestling gods and bless this mess.Yeah Ohn healing a dirty dress, starting
outing a Sunday best her Chess,But she's okay, fy Rama the body
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girl get to say, Jim,You're still another da me another Oh my
god, I'm like so in lovewith I absolutely know this, absolutely not,
absolutely not. This is gonna lastforever. I lost so much beauty quick
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