December 20, 2021 • 41 mins
In this episode of Green with Envy, Chelsea looks back on 2021 and all of the ups & downs, from wrestling to her personal life. She also tells us about the scary moment her fiance had to save their dog. Finishing off the episode, Chelsea shares her embarrassing botox mishap, a wedding guest mystery and Mean Tweets from Mean People.
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Hello lovers, it is your favoritehot mess formerly known as Laurel van Ness,
Reclusa, Jada, and Almost Victorious. My name is Chelsea motherfucking Green
and welcome to Green with Envy.What a year it has been, right
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this this is my last episode ofthe year. Fuck let me check.
Okay, yeah, no it isnot. It's only December twentieth, Chelsea,
calm down. So next week ismy last episode of the year.
And next week we're going to bedoing a little interview with my sister who
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is currently in down whoa, I'mso excited. Two greens under one roof.
It's scary. So because we're doingthat next week, I figured this
week we could do a best oftwenty twenty one because it's it's been a
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long, long, long year,it really has, and a lot of
a lot of shit has happened thisyear. So let's start at the beginning
of the year. Let's start January. January twenty twenty one. Downside,
I had a broken arm. Buton the upside, I was cleared at
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the end of January, and Iwas waiting for what I thought would be
my almighty comeback and my return toSmackDown February, I pitched one thousand and
one things to Vince. I lovedtalking to him, so for me,
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that was definitely a really amazing partof my year. Would have sucked to
end my WW my short lived wwcareer without being able to sit down and
chat with the boss himself, Sothat was amazing. Although people make fun
of my one thousand and one pitches, I mean I think Vince loved them.
He laughed and we had a greattime. So fuck all y'all.
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March, well, we can actuallyskip March because nothing happened in March.
It was just basically a lot ofwaiting for me to re debut on WWTV.
April, however, I had thebest thirtieth birthday ever with all my
friends in Jacksonville. We rented ahouse by the beach and we partied four
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three days straight. Little did Iknow I was going to be fired about
a week later. But I hadthe best thirtieth birthday ever, and April
is always a good month May soby then I was released. But I
started this podcast, and this hashonestly been the best thing, the best
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thing for you know, for me, for creative outlets, seriously, and
you know it hasn't been picked upby Barstool, which was my ultimate goal.
But it has been so fun tojust chat openly with you guys and
share my embarrassing moments and my storieswith you. June, I was getting
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ready for my comeback in July,which was really exciting, and everything was
kind of lining up at this point, and I was really excited to be
able to have NWA impact and aRing of Honor letting me come in simultaneously,
which I feel like no one hasever been able to do. I
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mean, now you know, weall do it, but in twenty twenty,
nobody had done it. And thendunduntune I broke my arm. I
broke my arm doing a fucking somersault. I think the worst part about all
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of that is that I had tokeep it from you guys, because I
already knew when I When I brokeit, the first people I called for
a Ring of Honor because that wasthe first company I was going to debut
with, and I already knew thatI wasn't going to be able to wrestle,
so I wanted to make sure thatwhen I told the world, I
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told them in a time and placethat mattered so I wanted to tell everyone
that I broke my arm in thelive promo that I cut at Ring of
Honor's pay per view, and Ididn't want to spoil it. I wanted
it to be a surprise. SoI literally had to hide my broken arm
for a month on social media,which was the hardest thing ever considering I
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share everything with you guys, Butit was so worth the reaction I got.
July. What a whirlwind. Idebuted on Ring of Honor, although
not the way I wanted, ofcourse, I wished it had been in
ring, but it didn't matter.It was so magical being backstage, and
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especially after years of wanting to bethere and then being able to debut at
a pay per view. It wasamazing and everyone was so supportive and so
confident me in me, and itwas exactly what I needed heading out into
the wrestling world again. Oh andthen have Bonus Hello. I re debuted
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on Impact at their pay per viewSlammiversary with my fiance by my side,
and that was really special because Mattand I have we had never worked together,
so to be able to finally worktogether and then debut at a pay
per view with him and were matchinggear, and it was just it was
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so special too and so unique,but it also felt really normal and it
felt like I was coming home August. August was a really pivotal month for
me because I debuted at NWA.I have really wanted to work NWA for
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a while, and especially after Iwas told I was being released from WWE,
because it was somewhere that I hadn'tbeen able to get to on the
indies before I was signed. Itwas even more amazing and kind of shocking
for me when I was told thatI was going to be the first woman
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to walk out in the main eventof their all women's pay per view for
the main event match, Like whatwhat? That was just a tongue twister.
I was the first woman to walkout for the Empower main event.
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I don't know how to say it, but you guys know, for those
of you who don't know, Iwas not just the first woman to walk
out, but I was also thelast woman left standing. So that that
may be one of the biggest momentsas a female wrestler in my career.
The fact that NWA and Mickey Jamestrusted me with that spot was something I
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will absolutely never forget, and I'mforever appreciative for Seriously, I could go
on forever about that night. Thatwas the only time I've ever shed a
tear in wrestling. Full disclosure September. September was a little bit of a
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blur because well, I mean mostlybecause all of my girlfriends flew in and
we had my bachelortte party, myCanadian bachelorette party, a lot of alcohol,
a lot of late nights. Thatwas a wild weekend and one I
needed so badly after not being ableto see my Canadian girlfriends for you know,
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two years because of the pandemic.October my GCW debut. I don't
know that I've ever felt this outof place or nervous somewhere, and it
sounds so silly, but I wasso worried after all of the awesome stuff
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that Matt had been doing there,I was so worried that the fans would
be mad at me for just hoppinginto the storyline. You know, a
lot of fans are real GCW diehards, and I just I wanted to do
the storyline justice. But holy shit, the reaction I got from that place
was crazy, and the Internet wentwild, and it was just It was
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just honestly a moment I could havenever planned or hoped for. It was
so organic. November, my magazinefor Fitness Girls came out. My magazine
cover, I should say, itcame out at the end of the very
end of October, beginning of November, and I mean, I just would
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have never thought in a million yearsthat I'd be on the cover of a
fitness magazine. It is. It'sso cool and I'm so proud of it.
I mean, you guys can tellI post their pictures all the time,
and I have a million copies athome because I want to be able
to give them to my family andmy future kids. Is that weird?
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Okay? But besides the magazine,the best part of November was definitely being
able to finally go home to Victoriaand visit my family. You know,
like I said, it had beentwo years since I was able to see
my friends or my family, andI had definitely been dying to get home
and visit my grandma because she's notcoming to the wedding. So highlight of
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November I was able to finally gohome and relax after two years. And
now here we are are We madeit. We are at the end of
the year. We are in December. What a whirlwind. And I can
now say I have competed in almostevery top wrestling company in the world,
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Impact Stardom, Luca Underground, allin n xt WWE, Ring of Honor,
NWA, n GCW. So nowI guess all I have to do
is focus on getting married baby.Eleven days out. I really truly couldn't
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have asked for a greater year.I couldn't have so thank you, guys,
I love you for supporting me.Hot off the mess. Okay,
speaking of my wedding. This morning, I woke up and I get emails
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about everyone who has RSVP to mywedding. Now by by now we're eleven
days out, everyone has RSVP.They've all told me yes or no.
So the only the only notifications Itend to get are those backing out,
those saying, you know, wecouldn't get a flight, or maybe God
knock on wood, but we testedpositive, or you know, we just
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we aren't able to cross the borderlike we could thought we could. Whatever
it is, and those are theonly kind of new updates I'm getting on
on the RSVP website. However,this morning at my friends, I woke
up to an RSVP saying someone wascoming to my wedding. Now that person's
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name is let me let me justsay this. Their initials are k D.
And at first glance, I thought, oh great, we have another
person coming to the wedding. Andthen I looked at Kd's information Kadi wanted
chicken. KD was coming to ourwedding and our day after brunch, and
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um, kd's invitation was not linkedto anybody else's. So, after further
investigation, because I'm full disclosure,I don't know who this KD person is.
So I'm thinking, you know that'sthis is one of Matt's friends.
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So I look him up on Facebook. I don't see them. I look
him up on Google. They arenot a wrestler. So then I started
thinking, like thinking, who thefuck is this person? Who is KD?
And so I text Matt, Hey, who's this person? He goes,
I don't know. I'm like wait, wait, wait, wait,
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wait, hold on, hold thefuck on. You don't know who this
person is? He said, no, I don't know. I'm like,
okay, think really hard, becauseyou know, males, they forget everything
they tell people. They can bringa date and they forget. So I
said, think who is on ourlist that you said could bring a date?
And he was like, nobody.There's only one person that I said
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could bring a date. They askedme again, they confirmed, and they
put it on the RSVP list.They're linked to that person's account. I'm
like, okay, what the fuck? So We've got this random rsvper and
I decide I'm gonna go on thewebsite. I'm gonna look up everybody who
is RSVP that they're coming to thewedding, and I'm gonna I'm gonna look
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to see who is a single personthat could possibly bringing be bringing KD with
them. You guys, there's nobody. We have a wedding crasher, a
very play one because they have RSVPD. But tell me how they found how
did they find out how to RSVP? This whole thing is wild to me.
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I mean, I'm thinking that guysare going to listen to this and
someone's gonna message me and be like, oh, no, I know this
person. This person is my guest. But as of right now, Sunday,
December nineteenth, because I'm recording thisa day before it drops, we
don't know who the fuck KG is. We may have a very polite wedding
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crasher at our wedding. I'm notsure. I'm not sure, but I
will keep you guys posted. It'sbeen a very exciting morning trying to solve
the mystery of who Kat is.But you fucking know, Sherlock Holmes aka
Nancy Drew aka me. We'll findout. Don't you worry about that hot
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mess kem fess. We had quitethe exciting week, you guys. Now,
not all of it was good.This part was a little bit scary.
It was it was I told youguys on Instagram that Matt saved Walt's
life. Walt is our eight monthold bernardoodle. He's the sweetest, cutest
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little flufball ever. I know himbiased, but whatever, you guys see
pictures at my doodle dude on Instagram. He's the sweetest thing ever. And
I told you guys that Matt savedWalt's life. Now, am I over
exaggerating? Maybe? But it feltlike he saved his life to me.
I don't know, so hear meout, and you guys can decide for
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yourself. We gave Walt and dude, we gave them their little nightly treat,
and this treat that night was apig's ear. Keep them busy,
you know, we can watch TVor do our shipping, do our work,
whatever it is, and they justchomp, chump, chomp away for
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you know, an hour. Andso we gave them their pigs ear and
they chomped away and they had justfinished. Matt was in the kitchen.
I was watching TV, and Iheard Walt kind of start coughing. Now,
they're they're big dogs, so theytake big bites and they're always like
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hacking away and choking because they eattoo fast. But not like this.
This was a different kind of cough. This was like something was stuck inside
Waltz esophagus. And so I jumpedup immediately and I was standing there like
holy shit. And Matt comes runningover and we're both standing there and we're
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like, what the fuck do wedo? What the fuck do we do?
And now I'm pretty good in crisis, Like I just go quiet and
internally try to figure out, Okay, do I do one, two,
three or four? You know,ABC or D what do I do?
So I'm internally thinking I'm looking atWalt. I'm assessing the situation. He's
choking, but he might spit itout. Still it hasn't you know.
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It's scary, but not at aten. Now Matt has just gone zero
to one hundred, like he cannotdeal with crisis. He goes straight into
panic mode. So he's like,hold on, what's happening. Holy fuck,
he's choking. He's choking, andhe's screaming away. I'm just trying
to stay calm. So boom,I go to you know, option A,
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let him, let him choke itout. He has not. It's
not come out yet, so optionB. We need to we need to
get it out of him. SoI, in a panic, just scream,
give him the fucking heimlick. Now, I'm sure some of you are
like, um, bitch, theheimlick is much different on a dog.
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Okay, I know that now.I did not know that. In the
heat of the moment, That's allI could think about. My my puppy
was choking, and I said,give him the fucking heimlick. I would
have run over and given him theheimlick, but Matt was standing over top
of him, trying to figure outwhat to do in a panic mode.
So I screamed at Matt to givehim the time. Like Matt grabs him
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and picks him up, and likealmost just like I don't want to say
like violently picks him up, butkind of like thrusts him as he picks
him up. Now, right beforethis happened, we had a moment of
like, holy shit, he's gonnadie because he started kind of collapsing and
whimpering instead of choking like he was. I imagine if he was a human,
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this is the point when you startto turn a different color. It
was, honestly, you guys,it was the scariest, scariest moment of
my life. I've never felt likeso hopeless. So I scream, you
know, he lets out the whimper, and I screamed, give him the
fucking him lick. Matt grabs him, kind of thrusts him boom, no
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more choking. All of a sudden, he just goes still. But he's
not laying down, he's standing.He's just completely still standing there looking at
us. And there was just likea moment of silence, and we both
looked at each other and we're like, is he dead? Is he just
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standing up looking at us dead?And he was fine. He started looking
around the room, shook it offa little, and he was totally fine.
You guys, so tell me thatMatt didn't save his life, whether
or not Matt actually gave him thereal Heimli, which actually it wasn't anyway,
because for the Heimlich, it's likeyou have to do something to do
with the back instead of the stomach, and like the Sternham area. Wait,
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Sternham is that the right, No, not Sternham solar plexus. It's
different for dogs. But tell me, if Matt didn't lift him up like
that and like give him a littlebit of a thrust, that he would
still be choking. Well, he'dbe dead by now, because I was
three days ago. Oh my god, it was. It was quite a
scary moment in our household. ButI will say, Walt, it's completely
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fine. He's totally unfazed. Wesnuggled him, we made sure he was
okay, and then he was backto being a crazy little puppy again.
So Matt gets the Superhero of theWeek award. Everybody terrifying, but it's
okay. We got through it.Messy moment of the week. So by
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now, you guys know, II don't lie to you. I just
don't lie to you. I can'tdo it. So although I would absolutely
love to, I don't know notshare this with you. Maybe we keep
it to myself. I feel thatI have to. Okay, Look,
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I am thirty years old. Spoileralert, I'm thirty years old. Some
may call that young, but I'vealways kind of looked older than I am.
Like I got into the clubs atsixteen. I was able to buy
alcohol well before I was nineteen.So if I'm doing the math correct,
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I look approximately seven five years oldright now, at the right age of
thirty. Dramatic maybe, but alsorealistic. Okay. Anyways, I've been
taking steps to slow down my aging. Okay, you know what I mean.
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I've taken steps to slow down myage, and since I was like
twenty four anti aging steps. Ifyou don't know what I mean, if
you're not catching my drift, hello, I get botox. Well that's a
lie. I get everything. Okay, I will try everything once, botox,
fillers, facials, like whatever.I have no shame in saying that.
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I feel like more people should betransparent about that stuff, so it's
not so fucking taboo. And Ialso I say, I have no shame
in saying that, but I mean, obviously I have a little shame because
I debated telling you guys. Anyways, I took a girlfriend with me this
week to basically show her like howeasy and quick and painless the entire process
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was. This time around, Igot something called PRP done. I think
that that's wrong, but whatever,now that I'm actually saying it out loud,
yeah, I'm thinking it's wrong.Anyway. It's basically just just a
simple little procedure where they draw bloodfrom you and then they spin it in
some crazy machine and then they injectthe you know, white blood cells back
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into your skin. Simple, right. I know it sounds it sounds disgusting
and gross now that I again,now that I'm saying it out loud,
it sounds disgusting. Well, longstory short, I left this place looking
like a goddamn gremlin. I lookedlike I had stepped out of the hills.
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Have eyes. I looked like afucking alien. I'm gonna post a
picture for you guys, of course, but it was something else. My
face was so swollen from these whiteblood cells. My poor fiance when I
got home looking at me like whatin the hell? I mean, can
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you imagine I post like hot bikinipictures all day long and then I come
home with a disfigured face. Soyeah, I had a little bit of
a rough Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday, and actually I still looked kind of
crazy by Friday. But all inthe name of beauty. I mean.
The messy part was that I absolutelylooked like a puffy Martian version of myself
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for like four days. But shit, by the weekend, Hello, I
was back to looking thirty flirty andthriving the magic of botox. Young mess.
Ten years ago, young Chelse wrote, date like a man, so
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you don't get played like a bitch. I mean, I don't disagree twenty
one year old Chelsea. Oh mygod, did I just age myself by
one year? Twenty year old Chelseatwenty, I'm thirty. I'm not thirty
one. Oh dear God. Welcometo my new favorite segment, mean tweets
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from mean people. Ah, whata what a week? I had kind
of a great week and then Iread this tweet. Now I will give
them a five star rating for thehow do I put it for the originality?
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Okay, this person said, sayChelsea Green three times and you get
chlamydia. You know, you know, like when you stand in a mirror
and you say, what do yousay? Red rum, red rum,
red rum, red rum? Threetimes and then you turn around and you
turn the lights off and you seea fucking murder, bloody marry in the
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mirror. Something. Yeah, sayChelsea Green three times, spin around,
fucking look in the mirror, turnthe lights on and off, and you're
asking it's clamydia. We love thatfor you. Thank you, so thank
you for that. Okay, nowthis next tweet is great because I will
say I have not been canceled ina very long time. Round of applause,
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please, thank you. I justimagined you guys all clapping for me.
I have not been canceled in awhile, which has led to,
you know, not as many,not as many mean tweets. I mean,
come on, there was there wassome mean tweets, but they weren't
fucking original. They were the sameold shit. So I'm not going to
repeat those. But one person whocan't tell if they hate me can't tell
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if they love me, tweeted,you kids really need to make your mind
up about Chelsea Green, and Ilove that for me, because that means
that slowly, maybe possibly is theworld not nine Chelsea haters. Are we
at like a maybe fifty fifty ratioright now? Oh my god, I'm
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not going to push it, youknow, but I'm hopeful. I am
hopeful that maybe people seeing are seeingthat I'm not an asshole like they've made
me out to be. Oh boy, oh boy. Maybe um if we
just keep tweeting nice things about peopleI don't know. And also now that
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I'm saying, I realized, asI was saying out loud about this person,
do they hate me? Or dothey or do they love me?
They didn't tag me, which leadsme to believe that they actually hate me.
But that's okay, you know,like they maybe they're wavering right now
now. This last one is last, but most definitely not least. And
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this isn't even a mean tweet,but it was definitely how do I put
it? Interesting? Okay, let'ssay it was an interesting one. And
actually it's not even a tweet.It was a DM quite a lengthy one
at that. But I will saythat these are mostly the kind of messages
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I get, as opposed to meanones when I get DMS. Okay,
so here we go. Mike singleGuy wrote, also, hello, should
I not have seen this coming froma mile away with that handle? Mike
single guy? Anyway, Mike,Mike single guy wrote you single or married
with kids? You live with yourhusband? How old are you? Where
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do you live at? What state? What part? Next? Next message?
Oh, this is at one thirtyin the morning as well. Next
message, I'm single, I livealone, am thirty six. I'm from
Miami Beach, Florida, but Ilive in can something New York state.
Can I'm not even gonna try tosay where he lives. But he lives
in New York state now, buthe's from Miami Beach, Florida. Everybody
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just see you guys know thirty sixyears old Mike single guy? All right,
Next message, I'm only looking fora real life, serious, long
term relationship right now, forever forlife with a real life single with a
real life serious single woman. Thatis very that is very nice, kind,
honest, faithful, loyal, trustworthy, sweet, romantic, loving,
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caring for me and only me.So so you know, not anything crazy.
You just a nice, kind,honest, faithful, loyal, trustworthy,
sweet, romantic, loving, caringwoman. For him and only him.
He says, I'm a very nice, kind, honest, faithful,
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loyal, trustworthy, sweek romantic,loving, caring guy. Shit. I
wonder if he just copied and pastedthat. I think he did because he
spelt caring with an E. Thenhe goes on to say I have the
right to be loved and to behappy in my life right now, forever
for life. And I don't disagree, Mike, single guy, you do?
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Then he said, all I wantis to be loved and to be
happy in my life right now,forever for life with a real life,
serious single woman. Next one,you're welcome to call or texts me for
for us to talk better. Sorry. Sorry, I don't know what the
story was for, but that's okay. Next one is I hope to get
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a call or text from you soon, seriously, please for us to talk
better. Sorry sorry. Wow,what a goddamn doozy from Mike Single guy?
Am I right? I feel kindof bad for Mike because he clearly
wants to be loved and he wantssomeone that is trust really, loving,
caring, kind on it's compassionate andeverything in between. Well, Mike,
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guess what news flash, bro?You can't have it all. Okay,
you just can't have it all.You have reached the voicemailbox of hot messages.
Do not forget every single week toask me your questions using the hashtag
hot messages on Twitter. I lovedwhat I got this week last week.
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It's been so fun and different,and I love when you guys ask me
questions outside of wrestling. Now Iwill say this week I had some in
the wrestling realm, but I'm goingto answer them all. So here are
my four hot messages this week.The EBO asked from your personal experience,
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what is your pre show checklist anddoes it vary based on shows, local
shows, TV, pay per view, live show and panel, meet and
greet, et cetera. Um,okay, so it does not really vary.
UM. I actually keep my I'vegotten to the point where I keep
my carry on UM half packed alreadyand that includes my UM. I wanted
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to say my condiments bag. AndI don't know what I wanted to say
condiments for um, but you knowwhat I'm saying, UM my toiletries bag.
That's what it's called. Thank you. So I keep my toiletries bag.
I have an on the road toiletriesbag and a home toiletries bag,
so my on the road bag stayspacked. It's got like everything from my
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on the road toothbrush and toothpaste tomy um face makeup wipes, my lotions,
my serums, everything everything, mymy traveling shampoos, all that kind
of stuff that stays packed and inmy suitcase, as well as my things
for the show, which usually isboob tape. I got to keep my
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boobs in check, um safety pins, tanner More lotion, sparkles for my
body makeup, and wipes for anyblood or anything that might get on me.
Sometimes I have like a tied togo pen um just little things that
I might need here and there.I also usually keep some protein bars.
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I keep um some eight by tensand like merchandise sometimes in there that that
kind of gets packed and unpacked sometowstimes. I definitely keep my wraps for
my arm, my broken arm.I keep my cast in there as well,
and then my traveling little blanket andmy pillow, so that's always in
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there. And then of course I'vegot my regular preshow checklist, which is
always just gear because at the endof the day, if I forget anything
else, I can buy it atTarget, but I cannot buy my boots,
my gear, my entrance stuff likethat. At Target, I get
all that ship pre made and ahandmade. So my checklist usually is that
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kind of stuff. And then whatI do before I go to my event
is I really don't drink energy drinks. But if I have two shows in
a row, usually on the secondshow, I will get the miniest of
mini sugar free red Bulls and I'llhave like half of that before I go
out. Another thing that me anda lot of the girls like to do
is we like to carry some sortof like candy with us, whether it's
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worms or sour patch kids or cherryblasters or whatever. Shout out to Canadians,
they're the only ones that know whatcherry blasters are. I carry those
with me for a little pick meup right before my match. But other
than that, I really don't havemuch of a pre show checklist. That's
that's kind of it, and itdoesn't really change whether I'm on pay per
view or regular TV show or anythinglike that. Like I bring the same
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carry on bag for everything. Rayasked, do you have any hidden talents?
Gosh, so no, Like Ican do the worm and stuff like
that. But really, my hiddentalent is that I think I'm a lot
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more athletic than people actually give mecredit for because Americans don't really like consider
Canadian sports all that amazing. Ifound it really hard my time at WW
when everyone was talking about how theywere like a track star and basketball stars
and stuff like that. I'm thinking, well, fuck, I did all
those things. So I guess myhidden talent is in school, I did
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everything. I danced for fifteen years. I played soccer my whole life.
I won awards for track and fieldand set records in track and field,
mainly four by one hundred, butI did one hundred, two hundred,
four by one hundred, four byfour hundred and four hundred. I played
a little bit of basketball, alittle bit of volleyball as well. But
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yeah, my main sports were dance, soccer, and track and field.
And I want MVP in soccer.Okay, guys, so I am not
to toot my own horn, butfucking too too. Hello, I'm an
athlete as well. Be aware ofCoco asked with one promotion closing down its
doors temporarily, which is ring ofhonor. Where do you see talent going
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from there. Well, I reallydo hope that Ring of Honor reopens their
doors in a couple of months.My fingers are crossed for that. I've
had such an amazing time there.I really want to be able to go
back. But in the meantime,I really would love to see a lot
of that talent come over to NWAand Impact. I think that we could
use them in an amazing way.I think it could refresh the rosters and
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give everyone kind of like a newjudge for life, do you know what
I mean. I think that it'salways great to have new talent to work
with and new ideas and new storylinesand things like that. And so I'm
hoping that come Hard to Kill,which is the pay per view for Impact
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in January, or come the tapingsfor NWA in February we get some new
amazing former Ring of Honor talent.Stanley Roberts asked, worse place Matt took
you out on a date? Wehave great times on our date nights.
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We have not really been anywhere thathas been like, holy shit, this
was fucking terrible. However, ourfirst date, Now, this is not
Matt's fault. In fact, it'sactually Santana Garrett's fault. Santana told me
that she went to a nice,romantic sushi place. It turns out the
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place she was fucking talking to wasin a shitty strip mall next to a
publics and it was not even goodsushi. It was just a shit sushi
restaurant beside a grocery store. Sothat is funny because it was our first
date. And also we will nevergo to that place ever again. But
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it was close to our apartment,you know what. Just just no never
to ask Santana Garrett where to gofor a date ever again. But it
was I met the love of mylife there, so I don't really care.
I say it was the worst placeMatt took me out on a date
because the actual place was bad,but the date was great, so that's
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all that matters. Each week Iwill be sending out eight by tens to
a few lucky listeners who tweet orDM me showing me their five star review.
So this week's winners are Josh mWrestling at Todd Rusher and at Que
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Jaiku. Thank you guys for youramazing reviews. I love you guys so
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I love you all. Thank youto the wrestling gods and bless this mess.
Yeah, you can heal in adirty dress starting out in a Sunday
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best backing. Tears fallow to herchest, but she's okay. She shut
by a ram of the body girl, but you're still alive. Another dad
means another. Oh my god,I'm so in love with her. I
absolutely know this, absolutely not,absolutely not, this is gonna last forever.
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I loved so much Beauty Qui
Hello lovers, it is your favoritehot mess formerly known as Laurel van Ness,
Reclusa, Jada, and Almost Victorious. My name is Chelsea motherfucking Green
and welcome to Green with Envy.What a year it has been, right
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this this is my last episode ofthe year. Fuck let me check.
Okay, yeah, no it isnot. It's only December twentieth, Chelsea,
calm down. So next week ismy last episode of the year.
And next week we're going to bedoing a little interview with my sister who
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is currently in down whoa, I'mso excited. Two greens under one roof.
It's scary. So because we're doingthat next week, I figured this
week we could do a best oftwenty twenty one because it's it's been a
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long, long, long year,it really has, and a lot of
a lot of shit has happened thisyear. So let's start at the beginning
of the year. Let's start January. January twenty twenty one. Downside,
I had a broken arm. Buton the upside, I was cleared at
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the end of January, and Iwas waiting for what I thought would be
my almighty comeback and my return toSmackDown February, I pitched one thousand and
one things to Vince. I lovedtalking to him, so for me,
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that was definitely a really amazing partof my year. Would have sucked to
end my WW my short lived wwcareer without being able to sit down and
chat with the boss himself, Sothat was amazing. Although people make fun
of my one thousand and one pitches, I mean I think Vince loved them.
He laughed and we had a greattime. So fuck all y'all.
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March, well, we can actuallyskip March because nothing happened in March.
It was just basically a lot ofwaiting for me to re debut on WWTV.
April, however, I had thebest thirtieth birthday ever with all my
friends in Jacksonville. We rented ahouse by the beach and we partied four
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three days straight. Little did Iknow I was going to be fired about
a week later. But I hadthe best thirtieth birthday ever, and April
is always a good month May soby then I was released. But I
started this podcast, and this hashonestly been the best thing, the best
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thing for you know, for me, for creative outlets, seriously, and
you know it hasn't been picked upby Barstool, which was my ultimate goal.
But it has been so fun tojust chat openly with you guys and
share my embarrassing moments and my storieswith you. June, I was getting
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ready for my comeback in July,which was really exciting, and everything was
kind of lining up at this point, and I was really excited to be
able to have NWA impact and aRing of Honor letting me come in simultaneously,
which I feel like no one hasever been able to do. I
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mean, now you know, weall do it, but in twenty twenty,
nobody had done it. And thendunduntune I broke my arm. I
broke my arm doing a fucking somersault. I think the worst part about all
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of that is that I had tokeep it from you guys, because I
already knew when I When I brokeit, the first people I called for
a Ring of Honor because that wasthe first company I was going to debut
with, and I already knew thatI wasn't going to be able to wrestle,
so I wanted to make sure thatwhen I told the world, I
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told them in a time and placethat mattered so I wanted to tell everyone
that I broke my arm in thelive promo that I cut at Ring of
Honor's pay per view, and Ididn't want to spoil it. I wanted
it to be a surprise. SoI literally had to hide my broken arm
for a month on social media,which was the hardest thing ever considering I
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share everything with you guys, Butit was so worth the reaction I got.
July. What a whirlwind. Idebuted on Ring of Honor, although
not the way I wanted, ofcourse, I wished it had been in
ring, but it didn't matter.It was so magical being backstage, and
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especially after years of wanting to bethere and then being able to debut at
a pay per view. It wasamazing and everyone was so supportive and so
confident me in me, and itwas exactly what I needed heading out into
the wrestling world again. Oh andthen have Bonus Hello. I re debuted
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on Impact at their pay per viewSlammiversary with my fiance by my side,
and that was really special because Mattand I have we had never worked together,
so to be able to finally worktogether and then debut at a pay
per view with him and were matchinggear, and it was just it was
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so special too and so unique,but it also felt really normal and it
felt like I was coming home August. August was a really pivotal month for
me because I debuted at NWA.I have really wanted to work NWA for
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a while, and especially after Iwas told I was being released from WWE,
because it was somewhere that I hadn'tbeen able to get to on the
indies before I was signed. Itwas even more amazing and kind of shocking
for me when I was told thatI was going to be the first woman
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to walk out in the main eventof their all women's pay per view for
the main event match, Like whatwhat? That was just a tongue twister.
I was the first woman to walkout for the Empower main event.
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I don't know how to say it, but you guys know, for those
of you who don't know, Iwas not just the first woman to walk
out, but I was also thelast woman left standing. So that that
may be one of the biggest momentsas a female wrestler in my career.
The fact that NWA and Mickey Jamestrusted me with that spot was something I
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will absolutely never forget, and I'mforever appreciative for Seriously, I could go
on forever about that night. Thatwas the only time I've ever shed a
tear in wrestling. Full disclosure September. September was a little bit of a
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blur because well, I mean mostlybecause all of my girlfriends flew in and
we had my bachelortte party, myCanadian bachelorette party, a lot of alcohol,
a lot of late nights. Thatwas a wild weekend and one I
needed so badly after not being ableto see my Canadian girlfriends for you know,
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two years because of the pandemic.October my GCW debut. I don't
know that I've ever felt this outof place or nervous somewhere, and it
sounds so silly, but I wasso worried after all of the awesome stuff
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that Matt had been doing there,I was so worried that the fans would
be mad at me for just hoppinginto the storyline. You know, a
lot of fans are real GCW diehards, and I just I wanted to do
the storyline justice. But holy shit, the reaction I got from that place
was crazy, and the Internet wentwild, and it was just It was
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just honestly a moment I could havenever planned or hoped for. It was
so organic. November, my magazinefor Fitness Girls came out. My magazine
cover, I should say, itcame out at the end of the very
end of October, beginning of November, and I mean, I just would
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have never thought in a million yearsthat I'd be on the cover of a
fitness magazine. It is. It'sso cool and I'm so proud of it.
I mean, you guys can tellI post their pictures all the time,
and I have a million copies athome because I want to be able
to give them to my family andmy future kids. Is that weird?
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Okay? But besides the magazine,the best part of November was definitely being
able to finally go home to Victoriaand visit my family. You know,
like I said, it had beentwo years since I was able to see
my friends or my family, andI had definitely been dying to get home
and visit my grandma because she's notcoming to the wedding. So highlight of
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November I was able to finally gohome and relax after two years. And
now here we are are We madeit. We are at the end of
the year. We are in December. What a whirlwind. And I can
now say I have competed in almostevery top wrestling company in the world,
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Impact Stardom, Luca Underground, allin n xt WWE, Ring of Honor,
NWA, n GCW. So nowI guess all I have to do
is focus on getting married baby.Eleven days out. I really truly couldn't
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have asked for a greater year.I couldn't have so thank you, guys,
I love you for supporting me.Hot off the mess. Okay,
speaking of my wedding. This morning, I woke up and I get emails
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about everyone who has RSVP to mywedding. Now by by now we're eleven
days out, everyone has RSVP.They've all told me yes or no.
So the only the only notifications Itend to get are those backing out,
those saying, you know, wecouldn't get a flight, or maybe God
knock on wood, but we testedpositive, or you know, we just
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we aren't able to cross the borderlike we could thought we could. Whatever
it is, and those are theonly kind of new updates I'm getting on
on the RSVP website. However,this morning at my friends, I woke
up to an RSVP saying someone wascoming to my wedding. Now that person's
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name is let me let me justsay this. Their initials are k D.
And at first glance, I thought, oh great, we have another
person coming to the wedding. Andthen I looked at Kd's information Kadi wanted
chicken. KD was coming to ourwedding and our day after brunch, and
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um, kd's invitation was not linkedto anybody else's. So, after further
investigation, because I'm full disclosure,I don't know who this KD person is.
So I'm thinking, you know that'sthis is one of Matt's friends.
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So I look him up on Facebook. I don't see them. I look
him up on Google. They arenot a wrestler. So then I started
thinking, like thinking, who thefuck is this person? Who is KD?
And so I text Matt, Hey, who's this person? He goes,
I don't know. I'm like wait, wait, wait, wait,
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wait, hold on, hold thefuck on. You don't know who this
person is? He said, no, I don't know. I'm like,
okay, think really hard, becauseyou know, males, they forget everything
they tell people. They can bringa date and they forget. So I
said, think who is on ourlist that you said could bring a date?
And he was like, nobody.There's only one person that I said
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could bring a date. They askedme again, they confirmed, and they
put it on the RSVP list.They're linked to that person's account. I'm
like, okay, what the fuck? So We've got this random rsvper and
I decide I'm gonna go on thewebsite. I'm gonna look up everybody who
is RSVP that they're coming to thewedding, and I'm gonna I'm gonna look
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to see who is a single personthat could possibly bringing be bringing KD with
them. You guys, there's nobody. We have a wedding crasher, a
very play one because they have RSVPD. But tell me how they found how
did they find out how to RSVP? This whole thing is wild to me.
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I mean, I'm thinking that guysare going to listen to this and
someone's gonna message me and be like, oh, no, I know this
person. This person is my guest. But as of right now, Sunday,
December nineteenth, because I'm recording thisa day before it drops, we
don't know who the fuck KG is. We may have a very polite wedding
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crasher at our wedding. I'm notsure. I'm not sure, but I
will keep you guys posted. It'sbeen a very exciting morning trying to solve
the mystery of who Kat is.But you fucking know, Sherlock Holmes aka
Nancy Drew aka me. We'll findout. Don't you worry about that hot
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mess kem fess. We had quitethe exciting week, you guys. Now,
not all of it was good.This part was a little bit scary.
It was it was I told youguys on Instagram that Matt saved Walt's
life. Walt is our eight monthold bernardoodle. He's the sweetest, cutest
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little flufball ever. I know himbiased, but whatever, you guys see
pictures at my doodle dude on Instagram. He's the sweetest thing ever. And
I told you guys that Matt savedWalt's life. Now, am I over
exaggerating? Maybe? But it feltlike he saved his life to me.
I don't know, so hear meout, and you guys can decide for
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yourself. We gave Walt and dude, we gave them their little nightly treat,
and this treat that night was apig's ear. Keep them busy,
you know, we can watch TVor do our shipping, do our work,
whatever it is, and they justchomp, chump, chomp away for
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you know, an hour. Andso we gave them their pigs ear and
they chomped away and they had justfinished. Matt was in the kitchen.
I was watching TV, and Iheard Walt kind of start coughing. Now,
they're they're big dogs, so theytake big bites and they're always like
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hacking away and choking because they eattoo fast. But not like this.
This was a different kind of cough. This was like something was stuck inside
Waltz esophagus. And so I jumpedup immediately and I was standing there like
holy shit. And Matt comes runningover and we're both standing there and we're
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like, what the fuck do wedo? What the fuck do we do?
And now I'm pretty good in crisis, Like I just go quiet and
internally try to figure out, Okay, do I do one, two,
three or four? You know,ABC or D what do I do?
So I'm internally thinking I'm looking atWalt. I'm assessing the situation. He's
choking, but he might spit itout. Still it hasn't you know.
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It's scary, but not at aten. Now Matt has just gone zero
to one hundred, like he cannotdeal with crisis. He goes straight into
panic mode. So he's like,hold on, what's happening. Holy fuck,
he's choking. He's choking, andhe's screaming away. I'm just trying
to stay calm. So boom,I go to you know, option A,
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let him, let him choke itout. He has not. It's
not come out yet, so optionB. We need to we need to
get it out of him. SoI, in a panic, just scream,
give him the fucking heimlick. Now, I'm sure some of you are
like, um, bitch, theheimlick is much different on a dog.
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Okay, I know that now.I did not know that. In the
heat of the moment, That's allI could think about. My my puppy
was choking, and I said,give him the fucking heimlick. I would
have run over and given him theheimlick, but Matt was standing over top
of him, trying to figure outwhat to do in a panic mode.
So I screamed at Matt to givehim the time. Like Matt grabs him
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and picks him up, and likealmost just like I don't want to say
like violently picks him up, butkind of like thrusts him as he picks
him up. Now, right beforethis happened, we had a moment of
like, holy shit, he's gonnadie because he started kind of collapsing and
whimpering instead of choking like he was. I imagine if he was a human,
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this is the point when you startto turn a different color. It
was, honestly, you guys,it was the scariest, scariest moment of
my life. I've never felt likeso hopeless. So I scream, you
know, he lets out the whimper, and I screamed, give him the
fucking him lick. Matt grabs him, kind of thrusts him boom, no
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more choking. All of a sudden, he just goes still. But he's
not laying down, he's standing.He's just completely still standing there looking at
us. And there was just likea moment of silence, and we both
looked at each other and we're like, is he dead? Is he just
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standing up looking at us dead?And he was fine. He started looking
around the room, shook it offa little, and he was totally fine.
You guys, so tell me thatMatt didn't save his life, whether
or not Matt actually gave him thereal Heimli, which actually it wasn't anyway,
because for the Heimlich, it's likeyou have to do something to do
with the back instead of the stomach, and like the Sternham area. Wait,
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Sternham is that the right, No, not Sternham solar plexus. It's
different for dogs. But tell me, if Matt didn't lift him up like
that and like give him a littlebit of a thrust, that he would
still be choking. Well, he'dbe dead by now, because I was
three days ago. Oh my god, it was. It was quite a
scary moment in our household. ButI will say, Walt, it's completely
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fine. He's totally unfazed. Wesnuggled him, we made sure he was
okay, and then he was backto being a crazy little puppy again.
So Matt gets the Superhero of theWeek award. Everybody terrifying, but it's
okay. We got through it.Messy moment of the week. So by
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now, you guys know, II don't lie to you. I just
don't lie to you. I can'tdo it. So although I would absolutely
love to, I don't know notshare this with you. Maybe we keep
it to myself. I feel thatI have to. Okay, Look,
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I am thirty years old. Spoileralert, I'm thirty years old. Some
may call that young, but I'vealways kind of looked older than I am.
Like I got into the clubs atsixteen. I was able to buy
alcohol well before I was nineteen.So if I'm doing the math correct,
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I look approximately seven five years oldright now, at the right age of
thirty. Dramatic maybe, but alsorealistic. Okay. Anyways, I've been
taking steps to slow down my aging. Okay, you know what I mean.
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I've taken steps to slow down myage, and since I was like
twenty four anti aging steps. Ifyou don't know what I mean, if
you're not catching my drift, hello, I get botox. Well that's a
lie. I get everything. Okay, I will try everything once, botox,
fillers, facials, like whatever.I have no shame in saying that.
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I feel like more people should betransparent about that stuff, so it's
not so fucking taboo. And Ialso I say, I have no shame
in saying that, but I mean, obviously I have a little shame because
I debated telling you guys. Anyways, I took a girlfriend with me this
week to basically show her like howeasy and quick and painless the entire process
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was. This time around, Igot something called PRP done. I think
that that's wrong, but whatever,now that I'm actually saying it out loud,
yeah, I'm thinking it's wrong.Anyway. It's basically just just a
simple little procedure where they draw bloodfrom you and then they spin it in
some crazy machine and then they injectthe you know, white blood cells back
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into your skin. Simple, right. I know it sounds it sounds disgusting
and gross now that I again,now that I'm saying it out loud,
it sounds disgusting. Well, longstory short, I left this place looking
like a goddamn gremlin. I lookedlike I had stepped out of the hills.
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Have eyes. I looked like afucking alien. I'm gonna post a
picture for you guys, of course, but it was something else. My
face was so swollen from these whiteblood cells. My poor fiance when I
got home looking at me like whatin the hell? I mean, can
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you imagine I post like hot bikinipictures all day long and then I come
home with a disfigured face. Soyeah, I had a little bit of
a rough Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday, and actually I still looked kind of
crazy by Friday. But all inthe name of beauty. I mean.
The messy part was that I absolutelylooked like a puffy Martian version of myself
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for like four days. But shit, by the weekend, Hello, I
was back to looking thirty flirty andthriving the magic of botox. Young mess.
Ten years ago, young Chelse wrote, date like a man, so
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you don't get played like a bitch. I mean, I don't disagree twenty
one year old Chelsea. Oh mygod, did I just age myself by
one year? Twenty year old Chelseatwenty, I'm thirty. I'm not thirty
one. Oh dear God. Welcometo my new favorite segment, mean tweets
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from mean people. Ah, whata what a week? I had kind
of a great week and then Iread this tweet. Now I will give
them a five star rating for thehow do I put it for the originality?
(26:15):
Okay, this person said, sayChelsea Green three times and you get
chlamydia. You know, you know, like when you stand in a mirror
and you say, what do yousay? Red rum, red rum,
red rum, red rum? Threetimes and then you turn around and you
turn the lights off and you seea fucking murder, bloody marry in the
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mirror. Something. Yeah, sayChelsea Green three times, spin around,
fucking look in the mirror, turnthe lights on and off, and you're
asking it's clamydia. We love thatfor you. Thank you, so thank
you for that. Okay, nowthis next tweet is great because I will
say I have not been canceled ina very long time. Round of applause,
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please, thank you. I justimagined you guys all clapping for me.
I have not been canceled in awhile, which has led to,
you know, not as many,not as many mean tweets. I mean,
come on, there was there wassome mean tweets, but they weren't
fucking original. They were the sameold shit. So I'm not going to
repeat those. But one person whocan't tell if they hate me can't tell
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if they love me, tweeted,you kids really need to make your mind
up about Chelsea Green, and Ilove that for me, because that means
that slowly, maybe possibly is theworld not nine Chelsea haters. Are we
at like a maybe fifty fifty ratioright now? Oh my god, I'm
(27:41):
not going to push it, youknow, but I'm hopeful. I am
hopeful that maybe people seeing are seeingthat I'm not an asshole like they've made
me out to be. Oh boy, oh boy. Maybe um if we
just keep tweeting nice things about peopleI don't know. And also now that
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I'm saying, I realized, asI was saying out loud about this person,
do they hate me? Or dothey or do they love me?
They didn't tag me, which leadsme to believe that they actually hate me.
But that's okay, you know,like they maybe they're wavering right now
now. This last one is last, but most definitely not least. And
(28:29):
this isn't even a mean tweet,but it was definitely how do I put
it? Interesting? Okay, let'ssay it was an interesting one. And
actually it's not even a tweet.It was a DM quite a lengthy one
at that. But I will saythat these are mostly the kind of messages
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I get, as opposed to meanones when I get DMS. Okay,
so here we go. Mike singleGuy wrote, also, hello, should
I not have seen this coming froma mile away with that handle? Mike
single guy? Anyway, Mike,Mike single guy wrote you single or married
with kids? You live with yourhusband? How old are you? Where
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do you live at? What state? What part? Next? Next message?
Oh, this is at one thirtyin the morning as well. Next
message, I'm single, I livealone, am thirty six. I'm from
Miami Beach, Florida, but Ilive in can something New York state.
Can I'm not even gonna try tosay where he lives. But he lives
in New York state now, buthe's from Miami Beach, Florida. Everybody
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just see you guys know thirty sixyears old Mike single guy? All right,
Next message, I'm only looking fora real life, serious, long
term relationship right now, forever forlife with a real life single with a
real life serious single woman. Thatis very that is very nice, kind,
honest, faithful, loyal, trustworthy, sweet, romantic, loving,
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caring for me and only me.So so you know, not anything crazy.
You just a nice, kind,honest, faithful, loyal, trustworthy,
sweet, romantic, loving, caringwoman. For him and only him.
He says, I'm a very nice, kind, honest, faithful,
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loyal, trustworthy, sweek romantic,loving, caring guy. Shit. I
wonder if he just copied and pastedthat. I think he did because he
spelt caring with an E. Thenhe goes on to say I have the
right to be loved and to behappy in my life right now, forever
for life. And I don't disagree, Mike, single guy, you do?
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Then he said, all I wantis to be loved and to be
happy in my life right now,forever for life with a real life,
serious single woman. Next one,you're welcome to call or texts me for
for us to talk better. Sorry. Sorry, I don't know what the
story was for, but that's okay. Next one is I hope to get
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a call or text from you soon, seriously, please for us to talk
better. Sorry sorry. Wow,what a goddamn doozy from Mike Single guy?
Am I right? I feel kindof bad for Mike because he clearly
wants to be loved and he wantssomeone that is trust really, loving,
caring, kind on it's compassionate andeverything in between. Well, Mike,
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guess what news flash, bro?You can't have it all. Okay,
you just can't have it all.You have reached the voicemailbox of hot messages.
Do not forget every single week toask me your questions using the hashtag
hot messages on Twitter. I lovedwhat I got this week last week.
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It's been so fun and different,and I love when you guys ask me
questions outside of wrestling. Now Iwill say this week I had some in
the wrestling realm, but I'm goingto answer them all. So here are
my four hot messages this week.The EBO asked from your personal experience,
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what is your pre show checklist anddoes it vary based on shows, local
shows, TV, pay per view, live show and panel, meet and
greet, et cetera. Um,okay, so it does not really vary.
UM. I actually keep my I'vegotten to the point where I keep
my carry on UM half packed alreadyand that includes my UM. I wanted
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to say my condiments bag. AndI don't know what I wanted to say
condiments for um, but you knowwhat I'm saying, UM my toiletries bag.
That's what it's called. Thank you. So I keep my toiletries bag.
I have an on the road toiletriesbag and a home toiletries bag,
so my on the road bag stayspacked. It's got like everything from my
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on the road toothbrush and toothpaste tomy um face makeup wipes, my lotions,
my serums, everything everything, mymy traveling shampoos, all that kind
of stuff that stays packed and inmy suitcase, as well as my things
for the show, which usually isboob tape. I got to keep my
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boobs in check, um safety pins, tanner More lotion, sparkles for my
body makeup, and wipes for anyblood or anything that might get on me.
Sometimes I have like a tied togo pen um just little things that
I might need here and there.I also usually keep some protein bars.
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I keep um some eight by tensand like merchandise sometimes in there that that
kind of gets packed and unpacked sometowstimes. I definitely keep my wraps for
my arm, my broken arm.I keep my cast in there as well,
and then my traveling little blanket andmy pillow, so that's always in
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there. And then of course I'vegot my regular preshow checklist, which is
always just gear because at the endof the day, if I forget anything
else, I can buy it atTarget, but I cannot buy my boots,
my gear, my entrance stuff likethat. At Target, I get
all that ship pre made and ahandmade. So my checklist usually is that
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kind of stuff. And then whatI do before I go to my event
is I really don't drink energy drinks. But if I have two shows in
a row, usually on the secondshow, I will get the miniest of
mini sugar free red Bulls and I'llhave like half of that before I go
out. Another thing that me anda lot of the girls like to do
is we like to carry some sortof like candy with us, whether it's
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worms or sour patch kids or cherryblasters or whatever. Shout out to Canadians,
they're the only ones that know whatcherry blasters are. I carry those
with me for a little pick meup right before my match. But other
than that, I really don't havemuch of a pre show checklist. That's
that's kind of it, and itdoesn't really change whether I'm on pay per
view or regular TV show or anythinglike that. Like I bring the same
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carry on bag for everything. Rayasked, do you have any hidden talents?
Gosh, so no, Like Ican do the worm and stuff like
that. But really, my hiddentalent is that I think I'm a lot
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more athletic than people actually give mecredit for because Americans don't really like consider
Canadian sports all that amazing. Ifound it really hard my time at WW
when everyone was talking about how theywere like a track star and basketball stars
and stuff like that. I'm thinking, well, fuck, I did all
those things. So I guess myhidden talent is in school, I did
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everything. I danced for fifteen years. I played soccer my whole life.
I won awards for track and fieldand set records in track and field,
mainly four by one hundred, butI did one hundred, two hundred,
four by one hundred, four byfour hundred and four hundred. I played
a little bit of basketball, alittle bit of volleyball as well. But
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yeah, my main sports were dance, soccer, and track and field.
And I want MVP in soccer.Okay, guys, so I am not
to toot my own horn, butfucking too too. Hello, I'm an
athlete as well. Be aware ofCoco asked with one promotion closing down its
doors temporarily, which is ring ofhonor. Where do you see talent going
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from there. Well, I reallydo hope that Ring of Honor reopens their
doors in a couple of months.My fingers are crossed for that. I've
had such an amazing time there.I really want to be able to go
back. But in the meantime,I really would love to see a lot
of that talent come over to NWAand Impact. I think that we could
use them in an amazing way.I think it could refresh the rosters and
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give everyone kind of like a newjudge for life, do you know what
I mean. I think that it'salways great to have new talent to work
with and new ideas and new storylinesand things like that. And so I'm
hoping that come Hard to Kill,which is the pay per view for Impact
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in January, or come the tapingsfor NWA in February we get some new
amazing former Ring of Honor talent.Stanley Roberts asked, worse place Matt took
you out on a date? Wehave great times on our date nights.
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We have not really been anywhere thathas been like, holy shit, this
was fucking terrible. However, ourfirst date, Now, this is not
Matt's fault. In fact, it'sactually Santana Garrett's fault. Santana told me
that she went to a nice,romantic sushi place. It turns out the
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place she was fucking talking to wasin a shitty strip mall next to a
publics and it was not even goodsushi. It was just a shit sushi
restaurant beside a grocery store. Sothat is funny because it was our first
date. And also we will nevergo to that place ever again. But
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it was close to our apartment,you know what. Just just no never
to ask Santana Garrett where to gofor a date ever again. But it
was I met the love of mylife there, so I don't really care.
I say it was the worst placeMatt took me out on a date
because the actual place was bad,but the date was great, so that's
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all that matters. Each week Iwill be sending out eight by tens to
a few lucky listeners who tweet orDM me showing me their five star review.
So this week's winners are Josh mWrestling at Todd Rusher and at Que
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Jaiku. Thank you guys for youramazing reviews. I love you guys so
much, and for the rest ofyou fuckers, don't forget to rate,
review, subscribe, and catch meevery single Monday, bright and early.
Okay, lovers, that is itfor today. Thank you all so much
for tuning in. Don't forget tohead over to only Fans dot com slash
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Chelsea a Green for exclusive content andbehind the scenes footage, and head to
Chelsea a Green dot Big Cartel dotcom for limited edition merch. Make sure
to check us out on Instagram andTwitter at Green WMV pod and let us
know what you want to hear.You already know nothing is off limits.
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I love you all. Thank youto the wrestling gods and bless this mess.
Yeah, you can heal in adirty dress starting out in a Sunday
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best backing. Tears fallow to herchest, but she's okay. She shut
by a ram of the body girl, but you're still alive. Another dad
means another. Oh my god,I'm so in love with her. I
absolutely know this, absolutely not,absolutely not, this is gonna last forever.
(41:00):
I loved so much Beauty Qui
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