November 1, 2021 • 38 mins
In this episode of Green with Envy, Chelsea talks all things Halloween. She looks back at past slutty costumes and chats future trending costumes. Finishing off the episode, Chelsea reads Mean Tweets and answers your Hot Messages.
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Hello, lovers, it is yourfavorite hot mess formerly known as Laurel van
Ness, Ray, Clusa, Jada, and almost Victorious. My name is
Chelsea motherfucking Green and welcome to Greenwith Envy. I don't know if you
guys can hear it, but there'smusic playing in the background. I am
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currently sitting in a hotel lobby somewherein Texas. I think Beaumont. I
don't fucking know. I was inAlbany, a couple of Albany, New
York. Albany. Oh Jesus,my Canadian is showing Albany, New York
a couple of hours ago. Iam now in Beaumont, Texas. Life
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is good. Happy Halloween, mylovers. I hope you guys all had
an amazing weekend full of lots ofcandy and themed alcoholic beverages. I know
I did. Halloween is always oneof my favorite holidays. I guess if
you can call it a holiday,because well, du you dress up like
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a how and nobody judges you.My favorite time of the year, aside
from Christmas anyway. So I livein Orlando for those of you who don't
know, and two years ago Iwent out for the first time ever in
Florida for Halloween. O Lee,Shit, let me tell you, these
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girls in Florida really do use Halloweenas an excuse to dress like a hoe.
It was wild. So I wasdressed as Jlo Jlo at the v
at the VMA's Circle like two thousandand seven. I think, I mean,
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I thought I looked good. Idefinitely had more clothes on than I
usually do for Halloween, but itwas a great costume. Anyway, I
went out and there was not asingle ass covered in sight except mine.
I was shocked. The entire stateof Florida treats Halloween like one big playboy
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mansion party. And I'm not evenbeing dramatic. I'm not complaining, but
I do feel like someone should havewarned me, because my god, it
was yeah, a lot of asses. So what do you guys think?
Do you guys think Halloween is betteras a child or an adult? I
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haven't decided yet because I love candy, meeting up with your friends, going
trick or treating. But I'm definitelynot complaining about being able to be dressed
up as a thirty year old,you know what I mean. So this
year, my best friend Dianna heldher annual Halloween party, her and her
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boyfriend. So Matt and I wentthere and partied, obviously, so that
was fun. If you haven't alreadyseen on social media, he absolutely won
the costume battle, you guys,like by far. I I did not
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go as a fembot for mustin powers. In fact, I did not go
as anything I wanted, not evenremotely close, not even remotely sexy.
I dressed up as my fiance.That is what he wanted, you guys.
He wanted me to be him fromhis death match. So after a
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month of us fighting with each otherover costumes and me trying to go out
and get a costume for myself andfailing miserably, this was honestly one of
my only options. So okay.The catch for this though, and I
thought that I thought that Matt wouldnever go for it. The catch was
he had to shave his beard intoa mustache for Halloween or else I wouldn't
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go as him. But then oncehe agreed to that, I was I
was kind of fucked. So yeah. Moral of the story is is that
this year, I unfortunately traded inmy little thong body suit and my bunny
ears for a fake beard and abloody tshirt. Yep, I would say
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ninety nine point nine percent of thetime on Halloween. I'm more of like
a slutty costume type of girl moreso than funny. There's there's two types
of people, right, You've gotthe funny or the slutty. And I
have a few girlfriends who are funnycostume girls and I respect that, but
I just can't do it. It'snot me. On one year, my
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girlfriend was a literal corn on thecob Okay. Now in Canada it's cold,
so that is a genius idea.But I think I was just born
a slutty costume type of girl.That's the thing. You're you're you're either
slutty or you're funny. Are youa funny guy or are you slutty guy.
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I've never really seen a funny sluttyof it. And I've never seen
someone who goes back and forth likeone year they're slutty, when year they're
funny. Although shout out to thepeople who do go back and forth from
being you know, like I don'tknow, a boob one year and then
a slutty nurse the next year.I don't know. We love to see
it right? What type of whattype of girl are you? Guys?
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See? Okay, for all myguys listening like you guys just are you
just are? Okay, we can'tcategorize you unless maybe we can category categorize
you into, say shirtless or not. Yeah, maybe that could be a
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category. But then I think,really maybe I would just say you're either
dressed, do she or you don't? I don't know. We we also
have to recognize those serial killer humanswho dress up his clown. Okay,
let's not forget about that. Let'sjust let's just talk about that for a
second. Who in their right mindam I just switching subjects like NonStop?
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I am? Aren't I? Oh? Well, who in their right mind
wakes up one morning and says,you know what I want to be for
Halloween? You know what's going toget the people going, I'm gonna be
a goddamn clown? Like what?I'm not even really afraid of clowns,
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But I don't know. I justthink dressing up as a clown is kind
of terrifying. If you want tobe a clown, I feel like you've
got some issues. I actually haven'tseen a clown costume in a while,
but I notice that lately girls onInstagram are doing really creepy clown makeup looks,
and slowly my fear of clowns isstarting blossoming and growing. There's just
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no excuses to dress as a clown, people, I repeat, there are
no excusees. Okay, okay,wait, But now that I'm saying this
out loud, I think I haveone exception for dressing episode clown. Hear
me out, dogs, You're allowedto dress your dog up as a clown
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that I won't judge you. That'skind of cute. I promise I won't
think you're a mass murderer if youdress your dog up as a clown.
I have really never been one todress my animals up for Halloween, but
I mean now that I'm a dogmom of two and an avid dog park
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goer, I kind of realized thatit's a must. So on Sunday,
the dog park parents all met upto show off their costumes at the park,
which I mean, I just can't. I just can't. There was
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a husky dresses wonder Woman. Therewere bats and butterflies, oh dogs,
dresses, cops and robbers Like.I loved it. I really wanted Dude
and Walt to be dumb and dumber. But of course I'm on the road
and like, I can't get myshit together in time. So I was
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that mom at the dog park.It was embarrassing. I was that mom.
I was the neglectful mom at schoolwho forgot, you know, to
get their kids Halloween costumes. Soshe just throws a sheet over their head
and cuts eyes out. That's me. Oh God, that's so sad.
Never I never thought I would supportthe people who dress their animals up.
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But man, shit changes once you'rethirty, guys, I am. I
am a mother now, a motherof two. Anyways, each year,
I try my best to not wearthe costume that most likely every female there
we'll be wearing or wearing a variationof you know what I mean. You
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absolutely know what I mean. Rememberthe year that everyone in the world was
Catwoman, and then a few yearslater it was Oh, it was Harley
Quinn. It's been Harley Quinn fora couple of years. And then last
year, God, I saw somany Ship's Creek cast members. I was
kind of curious this year because Imentioned to a couple of girlfriends that I
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was going to be one division,and actually all of them ended up saying
that that's what they were going asas well. So maybe that's the costume
of the year, Wan Division.I don't know. I actually, you
know, yeah, I gotta domy research. I love my research.
So I did a little research tosee what the top costumes were this year
that people are guessing. So here'swhat I got. Number one, Cruella
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de Ville. No surprise there.Actually that was something I debated being so
no surprise there. Great like greatvariations of Corolla too, you could be
any version. Second one was UChucky, which I guess I'm not surprised
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because I do usually see a coupleof decent Chuckies every year, and I
love a good spooky costume. Iwish Matt would dresses as Chucky and Chucky's
bride with me. I don't know. Um. Third one was spider Man,
which I'm kind of surprised about thatit's kind of boring and generic.
But okay, oh my god.The fourth one, you guys on the
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list again for the seventeenth year inthe row, Harley Quinn. Are we
ever gonna let Harley Quinn die?Are we just gonna forever? I it
was resurrected and we're never letting itgo. I feel like, And then,
okay, these last two are great. These were on list that I
looked at, a bunny and apirate. I mean, I don't know
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why. Maybe those are like themost go to costumes for male and female
and you can like sex them upor not. I don't even know,
But I just I can't with thoseanymore. I say, I can't.
But funny enough, Playboy actually emailedme and asked if I wanted a bunny
outfit to wear for Halloween, andI said yes because it's me, and
of course I do. So nowI'm making fun of people, but I'm
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a fucking hypocrite. I'm also justgonna guess. Okay, so now that's
a list that I found when Idid my little research, but I just
dug into my own brain. I'mgonna guess that the top picks for this
year are one WandaVision, like Isaid, and two Squid Games. I
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think that's gonna be a big onethis year because it's blowing up right before
Halloween, and it's it's all overthe internet. The costumes are all over
the place, So that's that's mytake on it. I think that we're
going to see today a lot ofpeople posting pictures in wand Division outfits and
Squid Game outfits. So I hopehalf of you didn't go as those costumes.
To be fair, you know,I was going to be one Division
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or Cruella. I don't know.So I really hope that you think outside
the box. I'mlike me anyway.I hope you guys all had such an
amazing night. I hope you're nursingyour hangovers with the remedies I told you
about the other weekend and enjoy watchingthe costumed Walk of famesh I meant Walk
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of Shames. I mean Fame two. I guess, depending on who you
a dressed as, But the costumeWalk of Shames are my favorite. That's
the best part of Halloween. Nothingbeats seeing farm animals walk home from their
one night stands. Messy moment,and now I would say messy moment of
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the week, but it is nota messy moment of the week. It
is just it is just a messymoment. Because since we are on the
topic of Halloween and duh, Ifigured I would probably tell you a little
more about my Jlo costume because thatcostume Rest in Peace did not make it
past Halloween. Usually, I liketo keep my costumes a my costume in
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so I can kind of pull themout whenever I need them. You know,
you never know when you're gonna needa little sexy nurse outfit or a
Hooters uniform. Okay, don't judge, people do not judge. So Halloween
twenty nineteen, I had to work. I was working at NXT. I
had to work. I did doa live show in Orlando, which was
fine because our shows usually ended aroundten pm, so that was like perfect
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time to you know, start gettingthe pre drinks in and then hitting the
club. This this was the yearI went downtown, the Fateful year I
went downtown with pants on instead ofa thong and nipple covers. Big mistake
in Florida. Anyways, I decidedto wear my costume to wrestle in before
I went out him and then youknow, I would just keep it on
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and go downtown. In hindsight,not the best idea, okay, but
hindsight twenty twenty. So I goout to Wressell and you know, I'm
wearing white pants, white tank top, the whole white get up, and
it was a battle royal. SoI got tossed out of the ring and
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when I landed, I kind ofbanged my knee on something and I felt
this burning sensation on my kneecap,but I just didn't really think too much
about it, and you know,I left the ring. I went into
the back, and about five minuteslater, someone says to me, holy
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shit, what the fuck is allover your pants? Chelsea. I looked
down. You guys, that's megagging. If you didn't know, I
had split my kneecap open and wasgushing blood all over my white j Loo
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outfit. All over it. Thebottom half of my white flare jeans were
red soaked. It was so disgusting. I obviously got my knee stitched up
and kept going hello, But Istill have a scar from that. No
joke, though. I hopped myass all the way downtown, and I
partied all damn night with those stitchesand those bloody pants, because I am
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no quitter hot off the mess.Since we are on the topic of costumes,
I may as well tell you abouta couple of my all time favorites,
because I've had some good fucking costumes, you guys. Not to brag,
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not to toot my own horn,but I mean to toots. One
year I covered an entire bra totwo a tiara in costume. I meant,
wow, am I tired in candy? And I wore candy bracelets,
necklaces, ring pops. I literallycut gumballs in half and glued them onto
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this costume. What was I,you ask, I have no idea oho
covered in candy. I don't knowlegit, no clue, but that's the
joy of Halloween. It really doesn'tmatter. I mean I was candy.
Okay, I was a ball ofcandy. I actually believe that costume is
a one that I had to takethe walk of Shamim and it was like
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zero degrees and I was wearing essentiallyby the time I walked outside of a
frozen bra. Imagine like seeing someonedriving down the highway wearing nothing but a
braw on, and when you furtherstare at them, you realize that these
straps are made out of twizzlers andshe has gum drops for nipples like a
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classy twenty year old me. Thatwas the same year I was also a
bud camp girl. Remember I rememberthat, Remember the bud Camp girls.
They were in the Budweiser commercials andit was like a summer camp thing and
they had the bud Camp girls.I don't know I did that one.
What else did I do? Oh? One year I was a Dallas Cowboys
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cheerleader. Hello, I'm still obsessedwith with that costume, and I feel
like I will just forever wish Iwas a cheerleader. I always to wonder,
too, do people in Texas dressup as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader?
Or is that cheesy? Because likeI bet half their city has actually legitimately
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been a cheerleader. I wonder Thatsame year I also dressed as a zombie
bride. That was fun, obviouslya slutty one, but that's besides the
point. I wore white contacts andum and uh, I'm trying to think,
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oh no, no, no,no, actually, I'm sorry,
that was not that's not right.I wasn't as zombie. I was a
mummy. Yes that year, justas a mummy, and that was really
fun. Yeah, I had acontacts in white contacts, and then I
didn't have a costume to wear.So what I did is I put on
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a brawn. I put on underwear, and then I went out and bought
packs and packs and packs of gauzeand I literally just stood there while my
boyfriend wrapped me in gauze, andshockingly that worked. I think that same
year, I was also a thisis why I got it confused a zombie
bride, and I did the whitecontacts again, but I did this crazy
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makeup where I did like a prostheticstrip across my neck, like my neck
had been slit. Oh it washot, Actually it was kind of sexy.
I wanted to bring that back thisyear, considering Matt and I are
getting married this year, but ofcourse he wouldn't because why why would he
ever want to do something like that? Why not just make his future wife
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the most unfuckable person ever enforced herto wear a beard? Like what?
Hmm, okay, what else wasI? Well? Oh hello, besides
j Low, the best selebt costumeI wore was hands down, Christina Aguilera.
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I wore it was like her dirtyExtina era and the outfit was from
the Dirty video. You guys.It was amazing. I word in Calgary,
so I froze my ass off theentire night. But it was so
good, although I will admit everyonekept calling me Brittany and that annoyed me.
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But gosh, yeah, let's let'sthink. Honorable mentions go to the
slutty cat costume that I was,the slutty cheerleader, the Miss Elizabeth,
the slutty Bunny, the slutty Ninjaturtle which I showed you guys a slutty
pirate, really anything, anything butmake it slutty. Right. Oh my
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gosh, I love you guys fordealing with me today. I'm so tired
and all over the place, butplease share with me your best and worst
costumes. Please tag me in themat Green w Envy Pod. Young mess
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oh boy, Young Chelsea wrote,I never get jealous when I see my
ex with somebody else because my momalways taught me to give my used toys
to the less fortunate. Oh Mikefucking drop. That's all for today's episode.
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Welcome to my favorite segment, Meantweets from mean people. Oh boy
Troy here decided to DM me whenI posted an only fan story on Instagram,
and he asked, are there anyactual nudes or are you just cashing
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in on your celebrity? Okay,first, off. Does Troy think that
after this passive aggressive comment, Iwould even tell him if there were nudes,
like men are so strange? ImagineI'm like, yes, Troy,
yes there are so many nudes,and you're the kind of asshole that I
would love, love, love tobe a subscriber. So head to only
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vans dot com slash Chelsea a Greento sign up, Like Troy, if
you're listening, there are no nudes, okay, and you'll just have to
fucking deal with that. I haveactually got a lot of those tweets and
messages about the nude ship, butat this point, I don't even care.
Like I'm posting stuff on my onlyfans that is exclusive, whether nude
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or not. So guess what youcan fuck right off your creeps. Oh.
Also, okay, now this isn'ta mean tweet, but I did
get a dick pick on only Fans, and I know that some of you
guys are probably surprised that I'm surprised, but I think in my wrestling career,
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I've only actually ever received one dickpick, one unsolicited dick pick.
And I mean I don't solic Idon't solicit dick picks anyway, but this
was only my second dick pick ever, so it was a shocker. I'm
not gonna lie, it was ashock of a cock. Also, I
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feel like I've told you guys this, but men, if you're listening,
unless we ask for a dick pick, we don't want to see what like,
pictures of penises do not tend toturn a woman on. Look.
Some of us might get a littleexcited, but most don't. Most would
prefer to like see your smile oryour abs, I mean, even a
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nice thigh maybe, But I promiseyou we don't need or want to see
the d Also another side note,and this isn't a mean tweet, but
I saw a thread going on onReddit about my vagina. I'm not even
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joking. I just I cannot withReddit. I thought Twitter was bad,
but oh my god, Reddit isdisgusting. It is so toxic and vile.
Someone took a picture of me andis telling everyone, and it's just
a picture of me in a bathingsuit, but it's telling you everyone that
my clip is pierced. So Ijust figured i'd set the record straight here
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on Green with Envy. I havehad my tongue, my ears, my
nose, my belly button, andone nipple pierced. All of those are
taken out. My Clint, however, has never and will never be pierced.
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So if you have read it,go put this out there. Please
please just let them know. Imean, you guys can dream, but
I would tell you guys if itwas pierced, and I promise I don't
keep secrets from you. It's notpierced. I mean, I shudder at
the thought of a pierced Madge.More power to you if you have the
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fucking pain tolerance to do that though. Okay, I did a little vanity
searching. That's when you go onTwitter and you search your name in to
see all the people that talk shitabout you that don't actually have the guts
to tag you. And I sawa tweet that cracked me up. So
this person is talking about my actionfigure and he says, I found a
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rogue Chelsea Green in Dunes. Ithink that's how you pronounce it, Dunns
dunnis Dunas Dunes, the local Irishsupermarket. It's odder than you think.
She can't even make it to SmackDown, but she made it down this aisle.
I have no words for that,because I mean, that's actually so
true, and I love the comparison, Like she couldn't make it on SmackDown,
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but she made it to Ireland.I just love that for me,
very true, very very true.And then another great one I saw was
someone was talking about COVID nineteen andbasically how COVID nineteen like shut down all
the independent wrestling promotions. And thensomeone commented, I personally blame Chelsea Green.
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Okay, alrighty, to which thensomeone else commented, we blame here,
we blame her for everything around here. Okay, So I'm getting the
vibe these people don't like me.Then another person responded, I blame her
for every mishap in my life.And there you have it, folks,
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proof that I can do no righton Twitter. Also proof that Twitter is
like a cesspool of evil. Evil. I tell you you have reached the
voicemail box of hot messages. Don'tforget every single week to ask me your
burning questions using the hashtag hot messageson Twitter. I got some awesome questions
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again this week. You know,I love variety. I love it when
people ask me questions that are notall about wrestling. That's where I thrive.
People not with wrestling, but withanything besides wrestling. So Tommy Tucker
asked, which shout out to TommyTucker for that name? Your mom killed
it in the name department. Tommyasked, who was slash? Is your
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ultimate celeb crush? Mine is andalways will be Jennifer Love Hewitt. So
that's like such an easy question forme to answer because mine is and I
think always will be. Paul Walker, Rest in peace. I will never
forget exactly where I was when heI found out he passed away. I
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was in a limo going to theDrake concert with all of my friends and
it popped up on social media andI nearly died. He has been,
like, I think, because I'vegot such an obsession with Jessica Alba and
everything about jess Alba I love.So the movie Into the Blue was like
my favorite thing ever. Tanned jessAlba in Bikini's Hello Is that not me?
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And she was with Paul Walker.Love it, favorite movie, favorite
actress, favorite favorite favorite actor.Love Paul Walker. But Jennifer Love Hughes
is a great one too, andshe never ages alright. Next question was
from Robbie D's shout out to RobbieD's He's been a supporter from the beginning
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of time. And I'm not justtalking about Green with Envy. I'm talking
about in life. Robbie has alwaysbeen there, So shout out to Robbie.
Robbie asked, what is your favoritepart of having a podcast. I
mean, there's a couple of differentthings that I love about it. One,
I clearly love talking, because Ido this on my own just to
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talk. I'm literally sitting here ina hotel lobby talking at myself, staring
at nothing, and I still loveit. Another thing is just in an
age where like cancel culture and stuffis and like being able to tell your
narrative is like not really a choice. You know. Sometimes sometimes people tell
your narrative for you and you don'tget a choice whether that's right or wrong.
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I'm glad that I have a platformto tell my stories on I'm glad
that I have a platform to say, you know, what what I love
in life and what I dislike inlife, and you know the stories and
the things that I've been through.I love that I can tell you guys
that just being totally open, totallymyself. And the thing is is like
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if you say, like you foundmy voice annoying, or you don't like
my stories, or maybe you wantedto hear wrestling and you didn't, or
you didn't want to hear wrestling andyou did, and you don't want to
listen. You don't have to.I'm not throwing this podcast in your face.
The people who are sitting here listeningright now, you guys are doing
it because you support me, becauseyou want to hear me, because you're
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interested. And that's what I loveabout this. It's such an intimate platform
that I just didn't realize that Ihad access to until I was doing this.
I wish I had it started thisthree years ago. But yeah,
great question. Robbie Jeremy Thurby aThurbie Thurby asked, how do you and
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Matt handle relationship troubles and being onthe road sometimes in different places. I
mean, okay, we're going tobe totally honest. Therapy. We started
therapy this year. I think it'sthe best thing ever. We definitely have
times where we're like just too busyto do therapy, and I don't agree
with that. I think you shouldnever be too busy for therapy. But
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life gets in the way. Sometimesand we don't go, but like it
feels so good to go on adate night after doing therapy. We've done
that a couple of times. We'lldo like a five pm therapy session and
then we'll go for like a seventhirty dinner or something. And the amount
of shit that you just have totalk about after therapy and in a good
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way, Like you never leave therapybeing angry and each other or being mad.
You leave therapy with like this fresh, clean slate and then you can
talk about anything and you can discusstherapy or you cannot, but either way,
you're just on this like really reallyneutral territory with each other. And
I love that. And you know, like we're in a business where,
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you know, the girls really fuckinggood looking and the guys we are really
small outfits and you have to bevery confident, and I can't be confident
all the time. That doesn't alwayshappen. Sometimes I get jealous. Sometimes
I get, you know, likea little self conscious. I don't know
if Matt gets the same way.But you know, I can only speak
for myself. Sometimes I do,and that's hard, but we just try
to communicate constantly. I'm really badwith communicating. I put my phone down
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and I forget to text. Butthat's something I'm working on. Hello therapy.
Matt's really good at it. He'sreally good at communicating, and that
definitely kind of like keeps us together. But you know, when we come
home, we have our routines,we go on our date nights, we
do our stuff together, we talk, we eat dinners together, we watch
our shows together. We just tryto do stuff together. It's hard,
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though, man, But any relationshipis hard, isn't it. It's not
fucking easy. Nothing worth having iseasy. Who am I am? I
fucking philosopher today Jesus Christ Jeremy ChrisBellick asked, we all know Matt collects
action figures. Do you collect anythingso? Okay? For like years and
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years I've said no, I reallyhaven't. I'm not a collector. I'm
not a hoarder. I'm very muchlike a minimalist. I mean, my
closet would say otherwise, but Iam quite a minimalist. I go through
and I do my quarterly like cleansesof my closet and of my makeup drawer
and of all, like I don'thave knick knacks and shit like that.
We will. I do kind ofhave some knickknacks. Anyway, I'm totally
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contradicting myself. I'm not a collectorthe way Matt is. So no,
I don't. But if there's anythingthat I could say, like, okay,
maybe I have more of this thanthe average person, I mean,
I think you can all guess whereI'm going with this. Hello, bikinis,
right, I have a little toomany bikinis, but I fucking love
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them, Chris so and I don'thave a whole room full of them,
okay, and they're organized, sofuck it. Bikinis all right? Last
question should kids Salsa asked thoughts onmen getting botox. Here's my thoughts on
anything. Try everything once. Okay, you want to try anle once,
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you hate it, never do itagain. But you can't say you don't
like something. I don't know whyI went straight to anal like I could
have said, like, oh,you know shellfish, you don't like shellfish?
Try it once, then you'd neverhave to eat it again. I
don't know what just happened there,So sorry for that momentary lapse. But
you know what, if you wantto get botox once, try it.
You might hate it, but guesswhat doesn't last forever. I fucking love
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it personally, and I think there'snothing wrong with a man keeping like keeping
himself spruced. I'm not saying thatI want your eyebrows to be lifted to
your fucking hairline. Absolutely not,but a little here and there to keep
you fresh and young and not lookingso tired. Absolutely. I also think
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men should focus on skincare. Mendo not focus enough on skincare. There's
so many products out there now thatare if if you, as a man,
feel uncomfortable about, like kind ofthe floral sense in the women's face
wash whatever, there is shit formen. Okay, there is a whole
line of products with like manscaped,so there's no excuse. Keep yourself looking
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fresh, boys, Okay, Eachweek I will be sending out eight by
tens to a few lucky listeners whotweet or DM me showing me their five
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early lovers. That is it fortoday. Thank you all so much for
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tuning into my Halloween episode. Don'tforget to head over to my Only Fans
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us know what you want to hear. Hopefully, next week I will get
rid of this cold. I willnot be so nasily, but you already
know nothing is off limits. Ilove you all. Thank you to the
wrestling gods, and bless this mess. Canal in a dirty dress, starting
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out in a Sunday best backing,tears hollow to her chest where she's okay
as she shot Spy the Ramba,the body girl to get the stand.
You in a world, but you'restill alone. Another damn me another,
Oh my god, I'm so inlove with that. I absolutely not this,
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absolutely not, absolutely not. Thisis gonna last forever. I must so much
Hello, lovers, it is yourfavorite hot mess formerly known as Laurel van
Ness, Ray, Clusa, Jada, and almost Victorious. My name is
Chelsea motherfucking Green and welcome to Greenwith Envy. I don't know if you
guys can hear it, but there'smusic playing in the background. I am
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currently sitting in a hotel lobby somewherein Texas. I think Beaumont. I
don't fucking know. I was inAlbany, a couple of Albany, New
York. Albany. Oh Jesus,my Canadian is showing Albany, New York
a couple of hours ago. Iam now in Beaumont, Texas. Life
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is good. Happy Halloween, mylovers. I hope you guys all had
an amazing weekend full of lots ofcandy and themed alcoholic beverages. I know
I did. Halloween is always oneof my favorite holidays. I guess if
you can call it a holiday,because well, du you dress up like
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a how and nobody judges you.My favorite time of the year, aside
from Christmas anyway. So I livein Orlando for those of you who don't
know, and two years ago Iwent out for the first time ever in
Florida for Halloween. O Lee,Shit, let me tell you, these
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girls in Florida really do use Halloweenas an excuse to dress like a hoe.
It was wild. So I wasdressed as Jlo Jlo at the v
at the VMA's Circle like two thousandand seven. I think, I mean,
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I thought I looked good. Idefinitely had more clothes on than I
usually do for Halloween, but itwas a great costume. Anyway, I
went out and there was not asingle ass covered in sight except mine.
I was shocked. The entire stateof Florida treats Halloween like one big playboy
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mansion party. And I'm not evenbeing dramatic. I'm not complaining, but
I do feel like someone should havewarned me, because my god, it
was yeah, a lot of asses. So what do you guys think?
Do you guys think Halloween is betteras a child or an adult? I
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haven't decided yet because I love candy, meeting up with your friends, going
trick or treating. But I'm definitelynot complaining about being able to be dressed
up as a thirty year old,you know what I mean. So this
year, my best friend Dianna heldher annual Halloween party, her and her
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boyfriend. So Matt and I wentthere and partied, obviously, so that
was fun. If you haven't alreadyseen on social media, he absolutely won
the costume battle, you guys,like by far. I I did not
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go as a fembot for mustin powers. In fact, I did not go
as anything I wanted, not evenremotely close, not even remotely sexy.
I dressed up as my fiance.That is what he wanted, you guys.
He wanted me to be him fromhis death match. So after a
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month of us fighting with each otherover costumes and me trying to go out
and get a costume for myself andfailing miserably, this was honestly one of
my only options. So okay.The catch for this though, and I
thought that I thought that Matt wouldnever go for it. The catch was
he had to shave his beard intoa mustache for Halloween or else I wouldn't
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go as him. But then oncehe agreed to that, I was I
was kind of fucked. So yeah. Moral of the story is is that
this year, I unfortunately traded inmy little thong body suit and my bunny
ears for a fake beard and abloody tshirt. Yep, I would say
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ninety nine point nine percent of thetime on Halloween. I'm more of like
a slutty costume type of girl moreso than funny. There's there's two types
of people, right, You've gotthe funny or the slutty. And I
have a few girlfriends who are funnycostume girls and I respect that, but
I just can't do it. It'snot me. On one year, my
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girlfriend was a literal corn on thecob Okay. Now in Canada it's cold,
so that is a genius idea.But I think I was just born
a slutty costume type of girl.That's the thing. You're you're you're either
slutty or you're funny. Are youa funny guy or are you slutty guy.
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I've never really seen a funny sluttyof it. And I've never seen
someone who goes back and forth likeone year they're slutty, when year they're
funny. Although shout out to thepeople who do go back and forth from
being you know, like I don'tknow, a boob one year and then
a slutty nurse the next year.I don't know. We love to see
it right? What type of whattype of girl are you? Guys?
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See? Okay, for all myguys listening like you guys just are you
just are? Okay, we can'tcategorize you unless maybe we can category categorize
you into, say shirtless or not. Yeah, maybe that could be a
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category. But then I think,really maybe I would just say you're either
dressed, do she or you don't? I don't know. We we also
have to recognize those serial killer humanswho dress up his clown. Okay,
let's not forget about that. Let'sjust let's just talk about that for a
second. Who in their right mindam I just switching subjects like NonStop?
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I am? Aren't I? Oh? Well, who in their right mind
wakes up one morning and says,you know what I want to be for
Halloween? You know what's going toget the people going, I'm gonna be
a goddamn clown? Like what?I'm not even really afraid of clowns,
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But I don't know. I justthink dressing up as a clown is kind
of terrifying. If you want tobe a clown, I feel like you've
got some issues. I actually haven'tseen a clown costume in a while,
but I notice that lately girls onInstagram are doing really creepy clown makeup looks,
and slowly my fear of clowns isstarting blossoming and growing. There's just
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no excuses to dress as a clown, people, I repeat, there are
no excusees. Okay, okay,wait, But now that I'm saying this
out loud, I think I haveone exception for dressing episode clown. Hear
me out, dogs, You're allowedto dress your dog up as a clown
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that I won't judge you. That'skind of cute. I promise I won't
think you're a mass murderer if youdress your dog up as a clown.
I have really never been one todress my animals up for Halloween, but
I mean now that I'm a dogmom of two and an avid dog park
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goer, I kind of realized thatit's a must. So on Sunday,
the dog park parents all met upto show off their costumes at the park,
which I mean, I just can't. I just can't. There was
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a husky dresses wonder Woman. Therewere bats and butterflies, oh dogs,
dresses, cops and robbers Like.I loved it. I really wanted Dude
and Walt to be dumb and dumber. But of course I'm on the road
and like, I can't get myshit together in time. So I was
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that mom at the dog park.It was embarrassing. I was that mom.
I was the neglectful mom at schoolwho forgot, you know, to
get their kids Halloween costumes. Soshe just throws a sheet over their head
and cuts eyes out. That's me. Oh God, that's so sad.
Never I never thought I would supportthe people who dress their animals up.
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But man, shit changes once you'rethirty, guys, I am. I
am a mother now, a motherof two. Anyways, each year,
I try my best to not wearthe costume that most likely every female there
we'll be wearing or wearing a variationof you know what I mean. You
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absolutely know what I mean. Rememberthe year that everyone in the world was
Catwoman, and then a few yearslater it was Oh, it was Harley
Quinn. It's been Harley Quinn fora couple of years. And then last
year, God, I saw somany Ship's Creek cast members. I was
kind of curious this year because Imentioned to a couple of girlfriends that I
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was going to be one division,and actually all of them ended up saying
that that's what they were going asas well. So maybe that's the costume
of the year, Wan Division.I don't know. I actually, you
know, yeah, I gotta domy research. I love my research.
So I did a little research tosee what the top costumes were this year
that people are guessing. So here'swhat I got. Number one, Cruella
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de Ville. No surprise there.Actually that was something I debated being so
no surprise there. Great like greatvariations of Corolla too, you could be
any version. Second one was UChucky, which I guess I'm not surprised
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because I do usually see a coupleof decent Chuckies every year, and I
love a good spooky costume. Iwish Matt would dresses as Chucky and Chucky's
bride with me. I don't know. Um. Third one was spider Man,
which I'm kind of surprised about thatit's kind of boring and generic.
But okay, oh my god.The fourth one, you guys on the
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list again for the seventeenth year inthe row, Harley Quinn. Are we
ever gonna let Harley Quinn die?Are we just gonna forever? I it
was resurrected and we're never letting itgo. I feel like, And then,
okay, these last two are great. These were on list that I
looked at, a bunny and apirate. I mean, I don't know
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why. Maybe those are like themost go to costumes for male and female
and you can like sex them upor not. I don't even know,
But I just I can't with thoseanymore. I say, I can't.
But funny enough, Playboy actually emailedme and asked if I wanted a bunny
outfit to wear for Halloween, andI said yes because it's me, and
of course I do. So nowI'm making fun of people, but I'm
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a fucking hypocrite. I'm also justgonna guess. Okay, so now that's
a list that I found when Idid my little research, but I just
dug into my own brain. I'mgonna guess that the top picks for this
year are one WandaVision, like Isaid, and two Squid Games. I
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think that's gonna be a big onethis year because it's blowing up right before
Halloween, and it's it's all overthe internet. The costumes are all over
the place, So that's that's mytake on it. I think that we're
going to see today a lot ofpeople posting pictures in wand Division outfits and
Squid Game outfits. So I hopehalf of you didn't go as those costumes.
To be fair, you know,I was going to be one Division
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or Cruella. I don't know.So I really hope that you think outside
the box. I'mlike me anyway.I hope you guys all had such an
amazing night. I hope you're nursingyour hangovers with the remedies I told you
about the other weekend and enjoy watchingthe costumed Walk of famesh I meant Walk
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of Shames. I mean Fame two. I guess, depending on who you
a dressed as, But the costumeWalk of Shames are my favorite. That's
the best part of Halloween. Nothingbeats seeing farm animals walk home from their
one night stands. Messy moment,and now I would say messy moment of
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the week, but it is nota messy moment of the week. It
is just it is just a messymoment. Because since we are on the
topic of Halloween and duh, Ifigured I would probably tell you a little
more about my Jlo costume because thatcostume Rest in Peace did not make it
past Halloween. Usually, I liketo keep my costumes a my costume in
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so I can kind of pull themout whenever I need them. You know,
you never know when you're gonna needa little sexy nurse outfit or a
Hooters uniform. Okay, don't judge, people do not judge. So Halloween
twenty nineteen, I had to work. I was working at NXT. I
had to work. I did doa live show in Orlando, which was
fine because our shows usually ended aroundten pm, so that was like perfect
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time to you know, start gettingthe pre drinks in and then hitting the
club. This this was the yearI went downtown, the Fateful year I
went downtown with pants on instead ofa thong and nipple covers. Big mistake
in Florida. Anyways, I decidedto wear my costume to wrestle in before
I went out him and then youknow, I would just keep it on
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and go downtown. In hindsight,not the best idea, okay, but
hindsight twenty twenty. So I goout to Wressell and you know, I'm
wearing white pants, white tank top, the whole white get up, and
it was a battle royal. SoI got tossed out of the ring and
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when I landed, I kind ofbanged my knee on something and I felt
this burning sensation on my kneecap,but I just didn't really think too much
about it, and you know,I left the ring. I went into
the back, and about five minuteslater, someone says to me, holy
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shit, what the fuck is allover your pants? Chelsea. I looked
down. You guys, that's megagging. If you didn't know, I
had split my kneecap open and wasgushing blood all over my white j Loo
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outfit. All over it. Thebottom half of my white flare jeans were
red soaked. It was so disgusting. I obviously got my knee stitched up
and kept going hello, But Istill have a scar from that. No
joke, though. I hopped myass all the way downtown, and I
partied all damn night with those stitchesand those bloody pants, because I am
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no quitter hot off the mess.Since we are on the topic of costumes,
I may as well tell you abouta couple of my all time favorites,
because I've had some good fucking costumes, you guys. Not to brag,
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not to toot my own horn,but I mean to toots. One
year I covered an entire bra totwo a tiara in costume. I meant,
wow, am I tired in candy? And I wore candy bracelets,
necklaces, ring pops. I literallycut gumballs in half and glued them onto
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this costume. What was I,you ask, I have no idea oho
covered in candy. I don't knowlegit, no clue, but that's the
joy of Halloween. It really doesn'tmatter. I mean I was candy.
Okay, I was a ball ofcandy. I actually believe that costume is
a one that I had to takethe walk of Shamim and it was like
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zero degrees and I was wearing essentiallyby the time I walked outside of a
frozen bra. Imagine like seeing someonedriving down the highway wearing nothing but a
braw on, and when you furtherstare at them, you realize that these
straps are made out of twizzlers andshe has gum drops for nipples like a
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classy twenty year old me. Thatwas the same year I was also a
bud camp girl. Remember I rememberthat, Remember the bud Camp girls.
They were in the Budweiser commercials andit was like a summer camp thing and
they had the bud Camp girls.I don't know I did that one.
What else did I do? Oh? One year I was a Dallas Cowboys
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cheerleader. Hello, I'm still obsessedwith with that costume, and I feel
like I will just forever wish Iwas a cheerleader. I always to wonder,
too, do people in Texas dressup as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader?
Or is that cheesy? Because likeI bet half their city has actually legitimately
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been a cheerleader. I wonder Thatsame year I also dressed as a zombie
bride. That was fun, obviouslya slutty one, but that's besides the
point. I wore white contacts andum and uh, I'm trying to think,
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oh no, no, no,no, actually, I'm sorry,
that was not that's not right.I wasn't as zombie. I was a
mummy. Yes that year, justas a mummy, and that was really
fun. Yeah, I had acontacts in white contacts, and then I
didn't have a costume to wear.So what I did is I put on
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a brawn. I put on underwear, and then I went out and bought
packs and packs and packs of gauzeand I literally just stood there while my
boyfriend wrapped me in gauze, andshockingly that worked. I think that same
year, I was also a thisis why I got it confused a zombie
bride, and I did the whitecontacts again, but I did this crazy
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makeup where I did like a prostheticstrip across my neck, like my neck
had been slit. Oh it washot, Actually it was kind of sexy.
I wanted to bring that back thisyear, considering Matt and I are
getting married this year, but ofcourse he wouldn't because why why would he
ever want to do something like that? Why not just make his future wife
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the most unfuckable person ever enforced herto wear a beard? Like what?
Hmm, okay, what else wasI? Well? Oh hello, besides
j Low, the best selebt costumeI wore was hands down, Christina Aguilera.
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I wore it was like her dirtyExtina era and the outfit was from
the Dirty video. You guys.It was amazing. I word in Calgary,
so I froze my ass off theentire night. But it was so
good, although I will admit everyonekept calling me Brittany and that annoyed me.
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But gosh, yeah, let's let'sthink. Honorable mentions go to the
slutty cat costume that I was,the slutty cheerleader, the Miss Elizabeth,
the slutty Bunny, the slutty Ninjaturtle which I showed you guys a slutty
pirate, really anything, anything butmake it slutty. Right. Oh my
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gosh, I love you guys fordealing with me today. I'm so tired
and all over the place, butplease share with me your best and worst
costumes. Please tag me in themat Green w Envy Pod. Young mess
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oh boy, Young Chelsea wrote,I never get jealous when I see my
ex with somebody else because my momalways taught me to give my used toys
to the less fortunate. Oh Mikefucking drop. That's all for today's episode.
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Welcome to my favorite segment, Meantweets from mean people. Oh boy
Troy here decided to DM me whenI posted an only fan story on Instagram,
and he asked, are there anyactual nudes or are you just cashing
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in on your celebrity? Okay,first, off. Does Troy think that
after this passive aggressive comment, Iwould even tell him if there were nudes,
like men are so strange? ImagineI'm like, yes, Troy,
yes there are so many nudes,and you're the kind of asshole that I
would love, love, love tobe a subscriber. So head to only
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vans dot com slash Chelsea a Greento sign up, Like Troy, if
you're listening, there are no nudes, okay, and you'll just have to
fucking deal with that. I haveactually got a lot of those tweets and
messages about the nude ship, butat this point, I don't even care.
Like I'm posting stuff on my onlyfans that is exclusive, whether nude
(23:45):
or not. So guess what youcan fuck right off your creeps. Oh.
Also, okay, now this isn'ta mean tweet, but I did
get a dick pick on only Fans, and I know that some of you
guys are probably surprised that I'm surprised, but I think in my wrestling career,
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I've only actually ever received one dickpick, one unsolicited dick pick.
And I mean I don't solic Idon't solicit dick picks anyway, but this
was only my second dick pick ever, so it was a shocker. I'm
not gonna lie, it was ashock of a cock. Also, I
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feel like I've told you guys this, but men, if you're listening,
unless we ask for a dick pick, we don't want to see what like,
pictures of penises do not tend toturn a woman on. Look.
Some of us might get a littleexcited, but most don't. Most would
prefer to like see your smile oryour abs, I mean, even a
(24:56):
nice thigh maybe, But I promiseyou we don't need or want to see
the d Also another side note,and this isn't a mean tweet, but
I saw a thread going on onReddit about my vagina. I'm not even
(25:17):
joking. I just I cannot withReddit. I thought Twitter was bad,
but oh my god, Reddit isdisgusting. It is so toxic and vile.
Someone took a picture of me andis telling everyone, and it's just
a picture of me in a bathingsuit, but it's telling you everyone that
my clip is pierced. So Ijust figured i'd set the record straight here
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on Green with Envy. I havehad my tongue, my ears, my
nose, my belly button, andone nipple pierced. All of those are
taken out. My Clint, however, has never and will never be pierced.
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So if you have read it,go put this out there. Please
please just let them know. Imean, you guys can dream, but
I would tell you guys if itwas pierced, and I promise I don't
keep secrets from you. It's notpierced. I mean, I shudder at
the thought of a pierced Madge.More power to you if you have the
(26:30):
fucking pain tolerance to do that though. Okay, I did a little vanity
searching. That's when you go onTwitter and you search your name in to
see all the people that talk shitabout you that don't actually have the guts
to tag you. And I sawa tweet that cracked me up. So
this person is talking about my actionfigure and he says, I found a
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rogue Chelsea Green in Dunes. Ithink that's how you pronounce it, Dunns
dunnis Dunas Dunes, the local Irishsupermarket. It's odder than you think.
She can't even make it to SmackDown, but she made it down this aisle.
I have no words for that,because I mean, that's actually so
true, and I love the comparison, Like she couldn't make it on SmackDown,
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but she made it to Ireland.I just love that for me,
very true, very very true.And then another great one I saw was
someone was talking about COVID nineteen andbasically how COVID nineteen like shut down all
the independent wrestling promotions. And thensomeone commented, I personally blame Chelsea Green.
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Okay, alrighty, to which thensomeone else commented, we blame here,
we blame her for everything around here. Okay, So I'm getting the
vibe these people don't like me.Then another person responded, I blame her
for every mishap in my life.And there you have it, folks,
(28:02):
proof that I can do no righton Twitter. Also proof that Twitter is
like a cesspool of evil. Evil. I tell you you have reached the
voicemail box of hot messages. Don'tforget every single week to ask me your
burning questions using the hashtag hot messageson Twitter. I got some awesome questions
(28:27):
again this week. You know,I love variety. I love it when
people ask me questions that are notall about wrestling. That's where I thrive.
People not with wrestling, but withanything besides wrestling. So Tommy Tucker
asked, which shout out to TommyTucker for that name? Your mom killed
it in the name department. Tommyasked, who was slash? Is your
(28:52):
ultimate celeb crush? Mine is andalways will be Jennifer Love Hewitt. So
that's like such an easy question forme to answer because mine is and I
think always will be. Paul Walker, Rest in peace. I will never
forget exactly where I was when heI found out he passed away. I
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was in a limo going to theDrake concert with all of my friends and
it popped up on social media andI nearly died. He has been,
like, I think, because I'vegot such an obsession with Jessica Alba and
everything about jess Alba I love.So the movie Into the Blue was like
my favorite thing ever. Tanned jessAlba in Bikini's Hello Is that not me?
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And she was with Paul Walker.Love it, favorite movie, favorite
actress, favorite favorite favorite actor.Love Paul Walker. But Jennifer Love Hughes
is a great one too, andshe never ages alright. Next question was
from Robbie D's shout out to RobbieD's He's been a supporter from the beginning
(30:03):
of time. And I'm not justtalking about Green with Envy. I'm talking
about in life. Robbie has alwaysbeen there, So shout out to Robbie.
Robbie asked, what is your favoritepart of having a podcast. I
mean, there's a couple of differentthings that I love about it. One,
I clearly love talking, because Ido this on my own just to
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talk. I'm literally sitting here ina hotel lobby talking at myself, staring
at nothing, and I still loveit. Another thing is just in an
age where like cancel culture and stuffis and like being able to tell your
narrative is like not really a choice. You know. Sometimes sometimes people tell
your narrative for you and you don'tget a choice whether that's right or wrong.
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I'm glad that I have a platformto tell my stories on I'm glad
that I have a platform to say, you know, what what I love
in life and what I dislike inlife, and you know the stories and
the things that I've been through.I love that I can tell you guys
that just being totally open, totallymyself. And the thing is is like
(31:11):
if you say, like you foundmy voice annoying, or you don't like
my stories, or maybe you wantedto hear wrestling and you didn't, or
you didn't want to hear wrestling andyou did, and you don't want to
listen. You don't have to.I'm not throwing this podcast in your face.
The people who are sitting here listeningright now, you guys are doing
it because you support me, becauseyou want to hear me, because you're
(31:33):
interested. And that's what I loveabout this. It's such an intimate platform
that I just didn't realize that Ihad access to until I was doing this.
I wish I had it started thisthree years ago. But yeah,
great question. Robbie Jeremy Thurby aThurbie Thurby asked, how do you and
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Matt handle relationship troubles and being onthe road sometimes in different places. I
mean, okay, we're going tobe totally honest. Therapy. We started
therapy this year. I think it'sthe best thing ever. We definitely have
times where we're like just too busyto do therapy, and I don't agree
with that. I think you shouldnever be too busy for therapy. But
(32:15):
life gets in the way. Sometimesand we don't go, but like it
feels so good to go on adate night after doing therapy. We've done
that a couple of times. We'lldo like a five pm therapy session and
then we'll go for like a seventhirty dinner or something. And the amount
of shit that you just have totalk about after therapy and in a good
(32:37):
way, Like you never leave therapybeing angry and each other or being mad.
You leave therapy with like this fresh, clean slate and then you can
talk about anything and you can discusstherapy or you cannot, but either way,
you're just on this like really reallyneutral territory with each other. And
I love that. And you know, like we're in a business where,
(32:58):
you know, the girls really fuckinggood looking and the guys we are really
small outfits and you have to bevery confident, and I can't be confident
all the time. That doesn't alwayshappen. Sometimes I get jealous. Sometimes
I get, you know, likea little self conscious. I don't know
if Matt gets the same way.But you know, I can only speak
for myself. Sometimes I do,and that's hard, but we just try
to communicate constantly. I'm really badwith communicating. I put my phone down
(33:22):
and I forget to text. Butthat's something I'm working on. Hello therapy.
Matt's really good at it. He'sreally good at communicating, and that
definitely kind of like keeps us together. But you know, when we come
home, we have our routines,we go on our date nights, we
do our stuff together, we talk, we eat dinners together, we watch
our shows together. We just tryto do stuff together. It's hard,
(33:45):
though, man, But any relationshipis hard, isn't it. It's not
fucking easy. Nothing worth having iseasy. Who am I am? I
fucking philosopher today Jesus Christ Jeremy ChrisBellick asked, we all know Matt collects
action figures. Do you collect anythingso? Okay? For like years and
(34:07):
years I've said no, I reallyhaven't. I'm not a collector. I'm
not a hoarder. I'm very muchlike a minimalist. I mean, my
closet would say otherwise, but Iam quite a minimalist. I go through
and I do my quarterly like cleansesof my closet and of my makeup drawer
and of all, like I don'thave knick knacks and shit like that.
We will. I do kind ofhave some knickknacks. Anyway, I'm totally
(34:29):
contradicting myself. I'm not a collectorthe way Matt is. So no,
I don't. But if there's anythingthat I could say, like, okay,
maybe I have more of this thanthe average person, I mean,
I think you can all guess whereI'm going with this. Hello, bikinis,
right, I have a little toomany bikinis, but I fucking love
(34:50):
them, Chris so and I don'thave a whole room full of them,
okay, and they're organized, sofuck it. Bikinis all right? Last
question should kids Salsa asked thoughts onmen getting botox. Here's my thoughts on
anything. Try everything once. Okay, you want to try anle once,
(35:14):
you hate it, never do itagain. But you can't say you don't
like something. I don't know whyI went straight to anal like I could
have said, like, oh,you know shellfish, you don't like shellfish?
Try it once, then you'd neverhave to eat it again. I
don't know what just happened there,So sorry for that momentary lapse. But
you know what, if you wantto get botox once, try it.
You might hate it, but guesswhat doesn't last forever. I fucking love
(35:37):
it personally, and I think there'snothing wrong with a man keeping like keeping
himself spruced. I'm not saying thatI want your eyebrows to be lifted to
your fucking hairline. Absolutely not,but a little here and there to keep
you fresh and young and not lookingso tired. Absolutely. I also think
(35:59):
men should focus on skincare. Mendo not focus enough on skincare. There's
so many products out there now thatare if if you, as a man,
feel uncomfortable about, like kind ofthe floral sense in the women's face
wash whatever, there is shit formen. Okay, there is a whole
line of products with like manscaped,so there's no excuse. Keep yourself looking
(36:23):
fresh, boys, Okay, Eachweek I will be sending out eight by
tens to a few lucky listeners whotweet or DM me showing me their five
star reviews. So this week mywinners are Jeff A'll Tough, Junior Willenberg,
(36:46):
and Wrestle Pop Underscore. See thankyou guys so much for your reviews.
I love you so much, Andfor the rest of you fuckers,
don't forget to rate review Subscribe andcatch me every single Monday, bright and
early lovers. That is it fortoday. Thank you all so much for
(37:07):
tuning into my Halloween episode. Don'tforget to head over to my Only Fans
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us know what you want to hear. Hopefully, next week I will get
rid of this cold. I willnot be so nasily, but you already
know nothing is off limits. Ilove you all. Thank you to the
wrestling gods, and bless this mess. Canal in a dirty dress, starting
(38:00):
out in a Sunday best backing,tears hollow to her chest where she's okay
as she shot Spy the Ramba,the body girl to get the stand.
You in a world, but you'restill alone. Another damn me another,
Oh my god, I'm so inlove with that. I absolutely not this,
(38:23):
absolutely not, absolutely not. Thisis gonna last forever. I must so much
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