November 8, 2021 • 42 mins
In this episode of Green with Envy, Chelsea opens up about her experience with being catfished. She also let's us in on the latest rumours surrounding WWE releases and the Ring of Honor hiatus. Finishing off the episode, Chelsea tells us about her embarrassing moment this week and reads Mean Tweets from Mean People.
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A dirty drill. Hello lovers,it is your favorite hot mess formerly known
as Laurel Van Mess, Ryclusa,Jada, and almost Victorious. My name
is Chelsea motherfucking Green and welcome toGreen with Envy. I don't know,
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um what got me thinking about thistopic this week. I was actually just
sitting on a plane. Um,I was going from Baltimore to Orlando,
and it kind of hit me.No idea why. But have you guys
ever seen the show Catfish? SoI never I never religiously watched it,
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but I have tuned in obviously fora couple of episodes. We all know
what it's about, and it justblows my mind. I really truly thought
that this show couldn't be real,Like there couldn't there couldn't truly be catfish
out there? Huh. But ohboy, was I wrong? And I
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have some stories for you. Youguys as always embarrassing, an awkward and
kind of unreal but very real.I have some stories for you. Okay,
So I've never been traditionally catfished,obviously. You know. Traditionally catfishing
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is when someone either a pretends tobe someone they're not or be basically pretends
to be a better, more enhancedversion of themselves. Maybe maybe that's younger,
older, taller, shorter, more, hair less, hair skinnier,
bigger, whatever it is, they'renot actually portraying a real image of themselves
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currently. So again, I've neverbeen catfished in that sense, but people
I have been catfished. Maybe maybecatfished emotionally. No, that's not it.
Um, that's not the right term. It's not emotionally. I guess
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I was catfished by someone's personality.Let me let me just tell you the
story and then you'll understand. SoI had I had a dating app for
a hot second, and my quickstint on said dating app was also my
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only catfishing experience. Or while Iwasn't the catfish, sure I was the
catfish. He I didn't really matchwith many people because I feel like I
have ridiculously high standards, and Ialso just get super nervous about dating online.
And at the time when I wasattempting this dating app, I had
just moved from Canada to Florida,so I was even more skeptical about possibly
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going out with someone in a foreigncountry where you know, I didn't have
immediate backup, like I didn't havemy sister or my friends to bail me
out or pick me up or orI don't know, fucking save me if
I was abducted. But I finallyfound a decent looking human being. He
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was a nice looking golfer that Imatched with, and I figured, since
I don't know he was wearing likea button up and fucking khakis, that
he was harmless. But oh baby, yet again I was wrong. So
we matched in the morning and wewere chatting and he asked if I wanted
to go to a football game thatnight, and I figured, okay,
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football games, that's a good placeto meet. It's public, so in
theory, no abductions can occur easily. It's loud, but not too loud,
so you know we can talk,but there won't be any awkward sign
silences like at the movies. That'sso awkward. I hate going on first
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dates to the movies. Find itso awkward because you should not be talking,
but you kind of feel like youshould be talking because it's a date
anyway. So, okay, footballgame. It's a public place, perfect
voice level, and if all elsefails, I can drink boom. Perfect
date. So we planned it outand and he was nice and like very
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low key. He was just messagingme every few hours or so and being
super agreed bow and stuff. Again, he was a pro golfer. Okay,
so I figured that, I don'tknow, it's probably the least athletic
sport, So maybe this guy isjust like a nice nerd for me to
go on a date with. Weget to about five pm and I'm supposed
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to meet him around eight pm forthe game. And it hits five pm
and I just go into full panicmode, Like I realize, I'm absolutely
not ready to date. I'm totallyuncomfortable meeting a stranger in America. I'm
not ready for this, and trulyall I want to do is get off
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this dating app. So, youknow, after a full anxiety attack,
I message him and I let himknow, Hey, I'm not going to
be able to go. It's justnot the right time for me. And
you know, of course I apologizeprofusely. So the guy doesn't, you
know, think it's him, becauseit wasn't him. Oh well, you
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guys, when I say this guywent off on me, I mean he
went the fuck off. He startedscreaming at me. Via DM screaming at
me, typing screaming at me likecapital letters and all. I was getting
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probably seven messages at a time.He started telling me that this is where
it gets like wild to me.He started telling me he knew who my
roommate was, and he knew whatwe did for a living blah blah blah,
which I had not told him.And then once I stopped answering,
which was obviously fairly quickly considering,he went from nerd to psychopath real quick.
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He started, no joke calling menames. I mean, you can
imagine what kind of names. So, yeah, I was personality catfished.
I think that makes sense now peoplecan really hide their true colors nowadays with
social media and dating Apps's yeah,it's crazy. So I was personality catfished.
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That was my one and only bumbleexperience. I will never go on
it again. That's terrifying. Now. My girlfriend, however, she experienced
the real deal of catfishing, soshe was online dating as well. I
actually think this was probably her firstor second online dating experience, and it
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was definitely her last online dating experienceanyway. So she said she was swiping
away and she found a good lookingguy. She matched with and they started
chatting, and then she invited himover to her house to watch a movie.
Okay, so I'm just going tostop there before you go and judge
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my girlfriend. She was not athome alone. Okay, she had her
girlfriend who lived with her there,and the girlfriend wasn't leaving, so she
wasn't like inviting some scary stranger overalone. I mean, she was inviting
some scary stranger over, but notalone. Anyways, in his dating profile
pictures, he is like a forlack of better words, tall buff,
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white dude with brown hair. Let'sjust say this. The man who showed
up at my girlfriend's front door andcame in to watch a movie was none
of the above. He was neithertall, buff white, and he did
not have brown hair, so whichI love this for her. Obviously,
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she was a little caught off guardand kind of questioning whether or not she
maybe hadn't looked through his pictures thoroughlyenough, you know, like, you
know, I don't think you immediatelyjumped to, oh my god, I've
been catfished. If it's a if, it's not a huge note full difference.
So they end up he ends upstaying. They end up actually watching
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the entire movie, and at theend of the movie, he doesn't get
up to leave, he just staysthere on her couch. So finally she
says, Okay, you know,I think it's time for me to go
to bed. Hello, social queone oh one. She wants you to
leave if she says it's time togo to bed and she does not invite
you into the room. She wantsyou to leave. But instead of leaving,
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this dude gets up and tries tofollow her into the bedroom and they
met an hour and a half before. Okay, So then she proceeds to
say, oh, no, I'msorry. I like I meant it's time
for me to go to bed alone, which I'm so glad like that she's
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bold, And she said that becauseI would have been so fucking uncomfortable.
I don't know what I would havedone anyway. Now, this is where
it gets fucking weird. Instead ofthis guy saying like, oh my bad
and leaving, he proceeded to startcalling her names in front of her.
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He calls her a bitch and thenwalks to the front door and calls her
a bitch again. So then,of course, like any normal human being,
she's pissed, so she tells himto get the fuck out of my
house and get this. He walksout, He turns around and he calls
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her a cee you n t.I'm not gonna say the word. I
hate the word, she calls her. He calls her, I see you
next Tuesday. Okay, So notonly was he a catfish, but he
was also clearly a fucking lunatic withabsolutely zero social etiquette. I was like
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shocked when she was telling me this. So my girlfriend goes, you know,
she fucking slams the door on him, obviously, and she goes back
to the coach with my other friendand they check their phone. Lo and
behold, he is absolutely a completelydifferent guy. And by the time she
went back and checked to see allhis pictures, he had blocked her on
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the dating app because he's a psycho. Anyway, I wish I could tell
you guys to stop there. Ohno, he actually proceeded to text her
and continue the name calling until allof a sudden, he for some fucking
weird reason, flips the switch andstarts apologizing. Wait wait, because then
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then he doesn't just apologize, hestarts offering her money. You guys,
I can't even I can't even makethis shit up, like you think I
get myself into a pickle. Mygirlfriends are right there beside me, Like
how wild is that catfishing story?You think it just happens in like movies
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and TV shows and then bam,your best friend is telling you her catfish
story. Oh man, Okay,but I mean you have to have a
little sympathy when you think about thecatfish is out there, Like there are
some deep rooted self confidence issues thatmust go through people's head to think that
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in order to find someone to lovethem, they have to change, like
their appearance. I mean the personalitycatfish, that's just a nutso. But
people who change their appearance in theirphotos and stuff and then try to go
on a date with somebody like that'ssad and I would hate to be that
person. And it does you know, I have a little sympathy for them.
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Moral of the story, people,you will always find somebody who loves
you. I don't care if youhave three heads and four eyeballs. Somebody
is gonna love that alien ass ofyours. Okay, no need to catfish,
but if you do have an amazingcatfish story, please slide into my
DMS and and let me know,because I am absolutely loving my girlfriend's cat
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fishing stories hot off the mess.What a week it has been, actually,
really what a month? And whata year it has been. It's
been wild, if I'm being honest. I have some really exciting news,
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though I can't fully share what itis, but I can say that I
am in talks with Playboy again forsome fun stuff. So we've kind of
progressed our conversations to a little moreserious stuff. And now it's not a
photoshoot, so don't get too excited, but it is some digital stuff and
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it's really fun and I'm so excitedfor it, and I should be able
to tell you guys all soon onceI sign this contract for it, but
for now, I've been sworn tosecrecy, and you guys know it's not
my strong suit. I'm also intalks with a company to kind of grow
this podcast. Obviously, you guyshave been along for the ride with me
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in terms of me trying to figureout what I'm doing with this podcast.
You know, like you guys havestood behind me when I tried to get
Barstool to sign me, which Ilove you for but I think now we've
moved on, you know, likeI can't wait forever? Can I?
I would be waiting until I'm eightyfive to you know, i'd be I'd
be eighty five and still podcasting aboutmy embarrassing moments when Barstool finally wants me
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to sign on. So I startedchatting with different companies to see if there
were any like proper fits for me, and I think I may have found
something. I haven't fully decided yet, but I'm feeling positive about it.
So let's just manifest all of thegood things to come in twenty twenty two.
In fact, in fact, wecan just start manifesting now and maybe
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it'll all come true before the NewYear. So you guys know, I
am getting married on New Year's EvenVegas, and it's gonna be amazing.
But Matt and I still haven't comeup with our hashtag, which is basically
a sin in twenty twenty one,considering that's like the thing to do nowadays,
you know, come up with ahashtag. So I get a text
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for Matt the other day and hesays he's figured out our hashtag. He
knows what it has to be.And I'm anxiously waiting for the text back,
thinking like, I don't know,it's most likely something I already suggested,
but it was not. He cameup with, missus, how we
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do it? If you didn't justsing that back to yourself, let me
do it for you. Oh god, I'm gonna embarrass myself. Missus how
we do it? Okay? Thatwasn't that actually wasn't as bad as I
thought it was gonna be. Butyeah, he wants a twist on the
Montell Jordan song as a hashtag,so I immediately told him no, but
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then he tweeted Montell Jordan to gethis approval and fuck my life. Monteal
Jordan tweeted back and is down withit and asked who's going to sing the
song and our reception? So I'mscrewed, right, I'm screwed. Like
now it's me verse, Matt andMontell Jordan and all of Twitter. So
do I just let him have thehashtag? Help me? I already know
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you guys are gonna be on thatside. Even as I'm saying this out
loud, I'm doomed. Also,don't you wonder how much Monte Jordan charges
to play one song? And areception. I'm very curious. So speaking
of getting married, I had mywedding dress fitting the other day and a
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couple of my girlfriends came. Mygirlfriend and Santana came, who I have
worked with and been best friends withsince forever, and my girlfriend Mackenzie came.
Mackenzie just got engaged, so everyonego and give her a little congratulatory
tweet or Instagram comment. Mackenzie Mitchelland my girlfriend Kira. Now that leads
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me to my next topic, whichI'm just gonna keep it short and sweet.
This past week, more amazing NXTand WW talent were released, and
one of them was my girlfriend Kira, who's also in the Bridal Party.
Um. Kira is also known asTai a Valkyrie or Frankie Money in NXT,
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and she is also John Morrison,John Morrison's wife who is in WW.
She is so fucking talented, youguys, so talented, and she's
been waiting for this opportunity to besigned at WW for years. I'm not
going to get into her personal storybecause that's her story to tell, but
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I'm really bummed. I'm disappointed.I think that they didn't give her an
opportunity to shine and she really couldhave. And yeah, so I just
I don't even know what to say. I just feel awful for the talent
that keeps losing their job in sucha weird time. You know, we're
not out of the pandemic. We'restill dealing with loss of jobs and and
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things like that, and it's justreally unfortunate to continue to see this happening.
With that being said, you know, of course, Ring of Honor
is also closing its doors. Weare still taping until I believe December eleventh,
which is their last pay per viewFinal Battle. So hopefully you guys
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tune into the pay per view FinalBattle in December eleven. It's gonna be
fucking awesome. Of course, it'sgonna be awesome as always, but it's
gonna be awesome because it is ourlast time seeing each other as a Ring
of Honor family and putting on ashow for everybody, And it's gonna be
really sad. But I really justthink that we have the best locker room
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ever and everyone is going to cometogether as a team to put on the
most amazing show for the fans.So I am excited about that, but
also sad, and it's unfortunate thateverybody at Ring of Honor has lost their
jobs. However, I am veryexcited and anxious to see kind of where
they all go. And you know, I know that I'll see a lot
of them at Impact in NWA,and we'll probably see them at AW two.
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We'll see enough of the sad talk. Let's let's move on to something
else. Let's move on to hotmess. Confess. So, the past
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two weeks have been busy, andI've had a lot of flights Gosh,
New York, Maryland, Texas,Florida, blah blah blah whatever. I
have been very tired. I feellike I'm basically walking around looking like the
walking dead for most of these lastfew weeks. And the other day I
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had a six am flight, soI woke up early and I looked at
the outfit that I had picked outto go to the airport in Because yes,
I am one of those I mademy life easier and I picked my
airport outfit out the night before.Okay, that way I can just go
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in autopilot at dawn. Anyways,I looked at my outfit and it just
looked like too tight and too uncomfortable, so I said, fuck it,
you know, and in my fouram haze, I grab my coziest pair
of sweatpants. These sweatpants, justto paint a picture for you, are
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hideous. They're gray, and theybasically look like the sweatpants like a gym
teacher would wear in the eighties.Not at all stylish, not at all
current or trendy, none of theabove. So but I didn't care.
I threw those comfy sweatpants on anda little crop top as you do,
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to try to like dress it up, and I went to the airport.
Now, you guys know, Igo commando. We've spoken about this.
Well, yeah, so this isa well known thing. Please don't act
surprise. Well, I go upon my day and I land for my
flight. And when we are landing, I go to grab my backpack from
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under the seat on the plane andI catch a glimpse of something. What
is that, you ask, Oh, that's just the biggest hole ever in
the crotch of my sweatpants, showingoff. Well, no, how do
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I put this? Not leaving muchto the imagination, if you know what
I mean? Yep, yep,I think I spent a few hours showing
the entire world all of it,the whole shebang. So I promise you
I will never ever, ever,ever, ever straight from my pre chosen
airport outfit ever again, and youreally all should follow my lead and do
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the same. We do not needpeople seeing it all at six I am.
I'm sure you guys are thinking like, well, Chelsea, you must
have thrown those sweatpants out, butI did not. In fact, I
will continue to wear them hole andall for many months to come. The
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end messy moment of the week.So I touched on this a minute ago,
but some of you obviously know thata little over a week ago a
company I worked for called Ring ofHonor announced it was taking a small hiatus
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basically a hidas from December to Aprilafter their last pay per view. Like
I said December eleventh, they aretaking some time off to revamp the company,
and a lot of people tweeted meand DMed me asking me to speak
about it. I just I wishI had more information to give you,
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guys. I just really don't.I can tell you only what I do
know. I know that I foundout that the company was taking a break
the same time you guys all did, and the same way you guys all
did through Twitter and through social media. Because I'm not contracted to Ring of
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Honor, I wasn't involved in thephone calls and the zoom calls that took
place to let contracted talent know thatthis was happening, which I'm totally fine
with. I live month to monthwith Ring of Honor, Impact and NWA,
and they all call me when theyneed me, so I wasn't expecting
them to let me know that thiswas happening at all. So I don't
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know what was said on those calls. What I do know is that people
are, you know, out,the wrestlers are out looking for new opportunities
while also like staying positive about thefact that Ring of Honor plans to come
back in April, and they dotruly plan to come back. I was
speaking to some of the people inthe office and that seems to be their
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legitimate plan is to come back,most likely in a different way. I
don't know what that is, butI assume maybe live events or maybe on
a smaller scale, but that's justme making assumptions. I also know that
I heard a lot of rumors beingthrown around about Ring of Honor trying to
sell their library. So for thoseof you who don't know what that means,
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that basically means the library is allthe previous footage that the company has,
which is huge because you know alot of Ring of Honor stars have
gone on to do really really bigthings in WW and AW. Anyways,
after further investigation, your host NancyDrew has found out that they are not
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shopping out all of the Ring ofHonor library. They are only giving or
only trying to sell I think footagefrom like two thousand and five on or
maybe two thousand and nine on.See now I've got my facts wrong.
Either way, the real juicy partof the library would still be owned by
Sinclair, who owns Ring of Honor. So what is the messy moment,
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you ask? I mean the messymoment is, of course everyone on social
media who has been like trolling mefor posting pictures at Ring of Honor tapings.
Like I think people don't realize thatthey these Ring of Honor put a
statement out about going on a break, But that does not mean the break
is happening right now. I repeat, the break is not happening right now.
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The break taste takes place after Decembereleventh, so that means that,
you know, we still have afew months to do tapings and complete everything,
which is why all of us werejust in Baltimore this past week at
Ring of Honor. And since weare on that topic, a little birdie
told me that now this is juicy, I'm just going to get into a
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fucket that when I debuted at Ringof Honor this summer, someone at the
top of the NXT food chain calledthem to tell them that they shouldn't hire
me. So let me just getthis straight. When I got fired from
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WBE, someone at the top ofthe NXC food chain called the company who
was about to hire me to helpme provide food for my fucking family and
for myself, and told them notto hire me. So this is just
me being petty and telling the worlda little bit of tea. But I
can't believe a company would fire somebodyand then try to block them from getting
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a job somewhere like it makes mesad, really sad. But on the
flip side, I'm just so thankfulto you know, have had all the
opportunities come my way since being releasedfrom WW and for ring of honor,
for putting faith in me and notlistening to the big old fucking machine.
I'm just I'm sad for everyone that'slosing their job, but I am so
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happy that I was able to bea part of it. So you know
what, rant over. That concludesmy wrestling talk for this week, and
you're welcome to those nosy nancies whohave been wondering what's going on. Welcome
to my favorite segment, Mean Tweetsfor mean people. Oh, this week
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we had some interesting folks, somewith backhanded compliments and others with just straight
up threats but also kind of incompliment for him. Very bizarre but great
content. So so here we are. Up. First, someone said to
me she should just go do pornat this point. Okay, I loved
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this because it was in response toa video I posted where not only am
I not naked, but I'm alsonot even I'm not even in a bikeen
I'm in a full piece bathing suit. So long story short, that clearly
clearly that person has never watched pornbefore. But actually, I mean probably
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they're twenty year old sitting or atwelve year old sitting tweeting from their iPod
that their mom gave them for Christmas. So that's great, and I probably
won't do poor. And you knowwhat I mean, I could have if
I wanted to, but I'm Idon't think I'm gonna do it. I
think I'm gonna stick to wrestling.Okay. The next person said, love
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the mustache with the hard eye face. You guys, you know I have
body hair issues and I get nervousabout these kinds of things. So,
um yeah, this was This commentwas on one of my bikini pictures.
You better fucking believe I zoomed inall the way to see if I had
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a mustache. I don't think Idid, and I would tell you if
I thought I had a little bitof a mustache there. But either way,
I will be inspecting my face fora possible mustache for the rest of
this month. Okay, So thelast one, I got a d M
from a fucking weirdo saying, firstmessage, hey yo, I'm one of
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the ones that's been posting your onlyfans pictures. Second message, the fuck
you don't do about it. Idon't know why I said it in that
fucking voice. The third one,I'll only stop if if you send me
some picks of your tits the fourthmessage. That's the only thing, the
fifth message. If not, thengo fuck yourself, slut. Oh so
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here we are at the threat slashcompliment. He likes my boobs, wants
to see my boobs, but alsothreatening blackmailing me if I'll look, I
didn't even know what to think ofthis when I first read it. First
off, there's definitely some shitty peopleon my only fans that like continue to
post my photos to Reddit, whichsucks because all of my loyal subscribers then
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they kind of get they get screwed. They totally get screwed. However,
the minute that I or anyone elselike reports these pictures on Reddit as copyright
infringement, they're taking down. Sothat's the positive. So this fucker thought
he good blackmailed me into sending himboob pictures, like as if I am
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that sad and desperate that I wouldsend some faceless creature on Instagram a photo
like that, So bizarre, sobizarre, and you know, I'm putting
them on blast and posting the screenshotof this message to Instagram, like this
weirdo is absolutely not going without publicshaming. Fuck that moral of the story
is, if you really want tosee pictures of boobs, blackmailing is not
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the way to go. You havereached the voicemail box of Hot Messages.
This week's Hot Messages is brought toyou by one Listener and one Listener only.
Last week, before I recorded theHalloween episode, I kind of had
a brain fart. I completely blankedand I had zero ideas for a topic.
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So I put it out into thesocial media universe. I told them
I needed some ideas, and Anthonyhere DMed me on Instagram with a list
of questions and topics. So insteadof doing a podcast episode about the topics
he gave me, I figured Icould kind of like answer them today during
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this Hot Messages segment. So herewe go. Shout out to Anthony at
Aunt's side four seven seven seven forthese topics and questions. Burst question,
what do you do to motivate yourselfwhen you're unmotivated? Okay? I have
one really easy trick, and thatis whether I have like one female that
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I look at for inspiration or agroup, I always go and just like
google their pictures or look on Instagramat their pictures. So um, I
definitely I mean for me, likebeing unmotivated usually is being unmotivated to go
to the gym, being unmotivated toget work done. So I try to
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look at people who are like doingit all. So obviously I look at
Alex Cooper from call Her Daddy,because she's a fucking boss. I also
look at Olivia Culpo. She wasMiss America, she was Miss Rhode Island
and Miss America. I don't knowif she was Miss Universe or not,
but she does everything and she's gorgeous. And then if I'm really feeling unmotivated,
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like to do a shoot or somethinglike that, I'll usually look at
the Sports Illustrated swim soup page.That's an easy one. Obviously they're all
beautiful, but yeah, mostly OliviaCulpo and Alex Cooper right now are the
two kind of go to like bossgirls that are around my age that I
kind of try to emulate. Andthen also Maria Manuno's always is doing something
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and she's amazing. So my kindof advice to you would be pick a
couple of people who inspire you inbusiness, in fitness, in lifestyle,
whatever it is, and just youknow, take like ten minutes while you're
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eating breakfast to scroll through their Instagramand get inspired from them. All right,
Question number two, what would yousay to ten year old Chelsea today?
This is such an easy question forme. I say the same thing
every single time, which is Iwould tell myself that look, absolutely set
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goals and set crazy ones I did, but do not set the path you
are going to take to reach thosegoals. The path is going to go
off in so many different directions thatyou never thought possible. And when you
finally get to your end goal,whether it takes you a year or ten
years, or twenty years or alifetime, you are going to be so
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thankful for all those stops and andkind of like bumps along the way,
because that's what makes your story unique. If I had have just got to
WW, I went from A toB and B was WW, I would
never have a story to tell.I went A, B, C,
D, E, F g H, I j K, and then I
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got to WW and that was theend goal. And um, you know
now that I'm not with WW andI've been released, all those things B
C, D, E, F, G, H, I, n
J is what people care about.They care about all the stops I've made
along the way they care about thethe impact I've made on the way they've
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cared about. They care about allthose crazy little things I've done that make
me relatable. And so I wouldtell ten year old Chelsea, like,
just know that it's not a linearpath that you're going to take to get
to your dream, but you're goingto get there and it's gonna be fucking
awesome when you do, and you'regonna have so many more stories to tell.
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Question number three, is there anythingyou regret? I try not to
regret anything, but it would becrazy and a lie if I told you
that I didn't have regrets. Imean, I'm sure there's so many other
regrets that I have, but justbecause we're on this topic, I definitely
regret the stuff that I talked abouta couple of episodes about the WW and
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AW stuff. I regret not knowingand realizing that AW was going to start.
I wish that I had of knownthat All Elite Wrestling was was going
to be a thing when I wasat all in, and I wish i'd
have known that before I signed myWWE contract. I don't know that things
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would have been different, but Iwish I had had that information in order
to weigh the pros and cons ofeither going to WW or going to a
w But again, everything happens fora reason, and maybe WWE was actually
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on my path to get to AW. Okay, there we go. That's
looking on the bright side. Idon't know. As I'm answering these questions,
my dogs are outside being wild monkeys, and they continue to go in
the pool, so I keep havingto pause the recording to yell at them
to tell them to get out ofthe pool because I hate dealing with wet
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doodles. Anyway, you didn't needto know that, but I just wanted
to give you a heads up asto what I'm dealing with right now while
I'm trying to talk to you guys. Last question from Anthony, do you
have any crazy fan encounters? Okay, so, um, I do.
Actually, I would say that allof my trip to India was mind blowing.
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The fans are on such a differentlevel there, and they're so so
passionate about wrestling, and they justlike come up right up to the car
and they bang on the car andthey shake the car and they chase um.
I remember I was in the ambulanceand they chased us all the way
to the hospital and then they waitedoutside the hospital and they took pictures of
me. And then when I wasin the hospital, I would have like
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doctors come in every day and askfor pictures. It was amazing and unreal,
and it was like my first tasteat like almost like fame for lack
of better words, you know,like, holy shit, I'm on the
front page of this Indian newspaper,or like people want to take pictures of
me, doctors. It was itwas insane. But and when you asked
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that, I actually immediately thought ofa J. Lee's book. There's this
there's this part in it where itsays that, um, you know,
the divas would kind of like sharea hotel room and one time they actually
had like I don't know if theyare fans or people in that worked in
the hotel, they actually had peoplebreak into their hotel room in the middle
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of the night. And that alwaysreally scares me. So I don't know.
Luckily, like I feel like Ican go under the radar, and
like when I'm on the road,people really don't know who I am.
I rarely have people be like,oh, hey, that's Chelsea Green like
very rarely and if I do,they're they're super sweet, super harmless.
But that part of this job kindof freaks me out a little bit.
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is off limits. I love youall. Thank you to the wrestling gods,
and bless this mess. Yea Ofucking healing her dirty dress, starting
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out in her Sunday best. Fuckingtears fallow into her chest, where she's
okay as she shot Spie. AnotherRamba the body girl gets the stand you,
but you're still alone. Another danMe another Oh my god, I'm
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so in love with her. Iabsolutely know this, absolutely not, absolutely
not. This is gonna last forever. I love it so much. By Quick
A dirty drill. Hello lovers,it is your favorite hot mess formerly known
as Laurel Van Mess, Ryclusa,Jada, and almost Victorious. My name
is Chelsea motherfucking Green and welcome toGreen with Envy. I don't know,
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um what got me thinking about thistopic this week. I was actually just
sitting on a plane. Um,I was going from Baltimore to Orlando,
and it kind of hit me.No idea why. But have you guys
ever seen the show Catfish? SoI never I never religiously watched it,
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but I have tuned in obviously fora couple of episodes. We all know
what it's about, and it justblows my mind. I really truly thought
that this show couldn't be real,Like there couldn't there couldn't truly be catfish
out there? Huh. But ohboy, was I wrong? And I
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have some stories for you. Youguys as always embarrassing, an awkward and
kind of unreal but very real.I have some stories for you. Okay,
So I've never been traditionally catfished,obviously. You know. Traditionally catfishing
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is when someone either a pretends tobe someone they're not or be basically pretends
to be a better, more enhancedversion of themselves. Maybe maybe that's younger,
older, taller, shorter, more, hair less, hair skinnier,
bigger, whatever it is, they'renot actually portraying a real image of themselves
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currently. So again, I've neverbeen catfished in that sense, but people
I have been catfished. Maybe maybecatfished emotionally. No, that's not it.
Um, that's not the right term. It's not emotionally. I guess
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I was catfished by someone's personality.Let me let me just tell you the
story and then you'll understand. SoI had I had a dating app for
a hot second, and my quickstint on said dating app was also my
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only catfishing experience. Or while Iwasn't the catfish, sure I was the
catfish. He I didn't really matchwith many people because I feel like I
have ridiculously high standards, and Ialso just get super nervous about dating online.
And at the time when I wasattempting this dating app, I had
just moved from Canada to Florida,so I was even more skeptical about possibly
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going out with someone in a foreigncountry where you know, I didn't have
immediate backup, like I didn't havemy sister or my friends to bail me
out or pick me up or orI don't know, fucking save me if
I was abducted. But I finallyfound a decent looking human being. He
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was a nice looking golfer that Imatched with, and I figured, since
I don't know he was wearing likea button up and fucking khakis, that
he was harmless. But oh baby, yet again I was wrong. So
we matched in the morning and wewere chatting and he asked if I wanted
to go to a football game thatnight, and I figured, okay,
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football games, that's a good placeto meet. It's public, so in
theory, no abductions can occur easily. It's loud, but not too loud,
so you know we can talk,but there won't be any awkward sign
silences like at the movies. That'sso awkward. I hate going on first
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dates to the movies. Find itso awkward because you should not be talking,
but you kind of feel like youshould be talking because it's a date
anyway. So, okay, footballgame. It's a public place, perfect
voice level, and if all elsefails, I can drink boom. Perfect
date. So we planned it outand and he was nice and like very
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low key. He was just messagingme every few hours or so and being
super agreed bow and stuff. Again, he was a pro golfer. Okay,
so I figured that, I don'tknow, it's probably the least athletic
sport, So maybe this guy isjust like a nice nerd for me to
go on a date with. Weget to about five pm and I'm supposed
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to meet him around eight pm forthe game. And it hits five pm
and I just go into full panicmode, Like I realize, I'm absolutely
not ready to date. I'm totallyuncomfortable meeting a stranger in America. I'm
not ready for this, and trulyall I want to do is get off
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this dating app. So, youknow, after a full anxiety attack,
I message him and I let himknow, Hey, I'm not going to
be able to go. It's justnot the right time for me. And
you know, of course I apologizeprofusely. So the guy doesn't, you
know, think it's him, becauseit wasn't him. Oh well, you
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guys, when I say this guywent off on me, I mean he
went the fuck off. He startedscreaming at me. Via DM screaming at
me, typing screaming at me likecapital letters and all. I was getting
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probably seven messages at a time.He started telling me that this is where
it gets like wild to me.He started telling me he knew who my
roommate was, and he knew whatwe did for a living blah blah blah,
which I had not told him.And then once I stopped answering,
which was obviously fairly quickly considering,he went from nerd to psychopath real quick.
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He started, no joke calling menames. I mean, you can
imagine what kind of names. So, yeah, I was personality catfished.
I think that makes sense now peoplecan really hide their true colors nowadays with
social media and dating Apps's yeah,it's crazy. So I was personality catfished.
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That was my one and only bumbleexperience. I will never go on
it again. That's terrifying. Now. My girlfriend, however, she experienced
the real deal of catfishing, soshe was online dating as well. I
actually think this was probably her firstor second online dating experience, and it
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was definitely her last online dating experienceanyway. So she said she was swiping
away and she found a good lookingguy. She matched with and they started
chatting, and then she invited himover to her house to watch a movie.
Okay, so I'm just going tostop there before you go and judge
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my girlfriend. She was not athome alone. Okay, she had her
girlfriend who lived with her there,and the girlfriend wasn't leaving, so she
wasn't like inviting some scary stranger overalone. I mean, she was inviting
some scary stranger over, but notalone. Anyways, in his dating profile
pictures, he is like a forlack of better words, tall buff,
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white dude with brown hair. Let'sjust say this. The man who showed
up at my girlfriend's front door andcame in to watch a movie was none
of the above. He was neithertall, buff white, and he did
not have brown hair, so whichI love this for her. Obviously,
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she was a little caught off guardand kind of questioning whether or not she
maybe hadn't looked through his pictures thoroughlyenough, you know, like, you
know, I don't think you immediatelyjumped to, oh my god, I've
been catfished. If it's a if, it's not a huge note full difference.
So they end up he ends upstaying. They end up actually watching
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the entire movie, and at theend of the movie, he doesn't get
up to leave, he just staysthere on her couch. So finally she
says, Okay, you know,I think it's time for me to go
to bed. Hello, social queone oh one. She wants you to
leave if she says it's time togo to bed and she does not invite
you into the room. She wantsyou to leave. But instead of leaving,
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this dude gets up and tries tofollow her into the bedroom and they
met an hour and a half before. Okay, So then she proceeds to
say, oh, no, I'msorry. I like I meant it's time
for me to go to bed alone, which I'm so glad like that she's
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bold, And she said that becauseI would have been so fucking uncomfortable.
I don't know what I would havedone anyway. Now, this is where
it gets fucking weird. Instead ofthis guy saying like, oh my bad
and leaving, he proceeded to startcalling her names in front of her.
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He calls her a bitch and thenwalks to the front door and calls her
a bitch again. So then,of course, like any normal human being,
she's pissed, so she tells himto get the fuck out of my
house and get this. He walksout, He turns around and he calls
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her a cee you n t.I'm not gonna say the word. I
hate the word, she calls her. He calls her, I see you
next Tuesday. Okay, So notonly was he a catfish, but he
was also clearly a fucking lunatic withabsolutely zero social etiquette. I was like
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shocked when she was telling me this. So my girlfriend goes, you know,
she fucking slams the door on him, obviously, and she goes back
to the coach with my other friendand they check their phone. Lo and
behold, he is absolutely a completelydifferent guy. And by the time she
went back and checked to see allhis pictures, he had blocked her on
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the dating app because he's a psycho. Anyway, I wish I could tell
you guys to stop there. Ohno, he actually proceeded to text her
and continue the name calling until allof a sudden, he for some fucking
weird reason, flips the switch andstarts apologizing. Wait wait, because then
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then he doesn't just apologize, hestarts offering her money. You guys,
I can't even I can't even makethis shit up, like you think I
get myself into a pickle. Mygirlfriends are right there beside me, Like
how wild is that catfishing story?You think it just happens in like movies
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and TV shows and then bam,your best friend is telling you her catfish
story. Oh man, Okay,but I mean you have to have a
little sympathy when you think about thecatfish is out there, Like there are
some deep rooted self confidence issues thatmust go through people's head to think that
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in order to find someone to lovethem, they have to change, like
their appearance. I mean the personalitycatfish, that's just a nutso. But
people who change their appearance in theirphotos and stuff and then try to go
on a date with somebody like that'ssad and I would hate to be that
person. And it does you know, I have a little sympathy for them.
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Moral of the story, people,you will always find somebody who loves
you. I don't care if youhave three heads and four eyeballs. Somebody
is gonna love that alien ass ofyours. Okay, no need to catfish,
but if you do have an amazingcatfish story, please slide into my
DMS and and let me know,because I am absolutely loving my girlfriend's cat
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fishing stories hot off the mess.What a week it has been, actually,
really what a month? And whata year it has been. It's
been wild, if I'm being honest. I have some really exciting news,
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though I can't fully share what itis, but I can say that I
am in talks with Playboy again forsome fun stuff. So we've kind of
progressed our conversations to a little moreserious stuff. And now it's not a
photoshoot, so don't get too excited, but it is some digital stuff and
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it's really fun and I'm so excitedfor it, and I should be able
to tell you guys all soon onceI sign this contract for it, but
for now, I've been sworn tosecrecy, and you guys know it's not
my strong suit. I'm also intalks with a company to kind of grow
this podcast. Obviously, you guyshave been along for the ride with me
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in terms of me trying to figureout what I'm doing with this podcast.
You know, like you guys havestood behind me when I tried to get
Barstool to sign me, which Ilove you for but I think now we've
moved on, you know, likeI can't wait forever? Can I?
I would be waiting until I'm eightyfive to you know, i'd be I'd
be eighty five and still podcasting aboutmy embarrassing moments when Barstool finally wants me
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to sign on. So I startedchatting with different companies to see if there
were any like proper fits for me, and I think I may have found
something. I haven't fully decided yet, but I'm feeling positive about it.
So let's just manifest all of thegood things to come in twenty twenty two.
In fact, in fact, wecan just start manifesting now and maybe
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it'll all come true before the NewYear. So you guys know, I
am getting married on New Year's EvenVegas, and it's gonna be amazing.
But Matt and I still haven't comeup with our hashtag, which is basically
a sin in twenty twenty one,considering that's like the thing to do nowadays,
you know, come up with ahashtag. So I get a text
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for Matt the other day and hesays he's figured out our hashtag. He
knows what it has to be.And I'm anxiously waiting for the text back,
thinking like, I don't know,it's most likely something I already suggested,
but it was not. He cameup with, missus, how we
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do it? If you didn't justsing that back to yourself, let me
do it for you. Oh god, I'm gonna embarrass myself. Missus how
we do it? Okay? Thatwasn't that actually wasn't as bad as I
thought it was gonna be. Butyeah, he wants a twist on the
Montell Jordan song as a hashtag,so I immediately told him no, but
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then he tweeted Montell Jordan to gethis approval and fuck my life. Monteal
Jordan tweeted back and is down withit and asked who's going to sing the
song and our reception? So I'mscrewed, right, I'm screwed. Like
now it's me verse, Matt andMontell Jordan and all of Twitter. So
do I just let him have thehashtag? Help me? I already know
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you guys are gonna be on thatside. Even as I'm saying this out
loud, I'm doomed. Also,don't you wonder how much Monte Jordan charges
to play one song? And areception. I'm very curious. So speaking
of getting married, I had mywedding dress fitting the other day and a
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couple of my girlfriends came. Mygirlfriend and Santana came, who I have
worked with and been best friends withsince forever, and my girlfriend Mackenzie came.
Mackenzie just got engaged, so everyonego and give her a little congratulatory
tweet or Instagram comment. Mackenzie Mitchelland my girlfriend Kira. Now that leads
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me to my next topic, whichI'm just gonna keep it short and sweet.
This past week, more amazing NXTand WW talent were released, and
one of them was my girlfriend Kira, who's also in the Bridal Party.
Um. Kira is also known asTai a Valkyrie or Frankie Money in NXT,
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and she is also John Morrison,John Morrison's wife who is in WW.
She is so fucking talented, youguys, so talented, and she's
been waiting for this opportunity to besigned at WW for years. I'm not
going to get into her personal storybecause that's her story to tell, but
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I'm really bummed. I'm disappointed.I think that they didn't give her an
opportunity to shine and she really couldhave. And yeah, so I just
I don't even know what to say. I just feel awful for the talent
that keeps losing their job in sucha weird time. You know, we're
not out of the pandemic. We'restill dealing with loss of jobs and and
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things like that, and it's justreally unfortunate to continue to see this happening.
With that being said, you know, of course, Ring of Honor
is also closing its doors. Weare still taping until I believe December eleventh,
which is their last pay per viewFinal Battle. So hopefully you guys
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tune into the pay per view FinalBattle in December eleven. It's gonna be
fucking awesome. Of course, it'sgonna be awesome as always, but it's
gonna be awesome because it is ourlast time seeing each other as a Ring
of Honor family and putting on ashow for everybody, And it's gonna be
really sad. But I really justthink that we have the best locker room
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ever and everyone is going to cometogether as a team to put on the
most amazing show for the fans.So I am excited about that, but
also sad, and it's unfortunate thateverybody at Ring of Honor has lost their
jobs. However, I am veryexcited and anxious to see kind of where
they all go. And you know, I know that I'll see a lot
of them at Impact in NWA,and we'll probably see them at AW two.
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We'll see enough of the sad talk. Let's let's move on to something
else. Let's move on to hotmess. Confess. So, the past
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two weeks have been busy, andI've had a lot of flights Gosh,
New York, Maryland, Texas,Florida, blah blah blah whatever. I
have been very tired. I feellike I'm basically walking around looking like the
walking dead for most of these lastfew weeks. And the other day I
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had a six am flight, soI woke up early and I looked at
the outfit that I had picked outto go to the airport in Because yes,
I am one of those I mademy life easier and I picked my
airport outfit out the night before.Okay, that way I can just go
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in autopilot at dawn. Anyways,I looked at my outfit and it just
looked like too tight and too uncomfortable, so I said, fuck it,
you know, and in my fouram haze, I grab my coziest pair
of sweatpants. These sweatpants, justto paint a picture for you, are
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hideous. They're gray, and theybasically look like the sweatpants like a gym
teacher would wear in the eighties.Not at all stylish, not at all
current or trendy, none of theabove. So but I didn't care.
I threw those comfy sweatpants on anda little crop top as you do,
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to try to like dress it up, and I went to the airport.
Now, you guys know, Igo commando. We've spoken about this.
Well, yeah, so this isa well known thing. Please don't act
surprise. Well, I go upon my day and I land for my
flight. And when we are landing, I go to grab my backpack from
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under the seat on the plane andI catch a glimpse of something. What
is that, you ask, Oh, that's just the biggest hole ever in
the crotch of my sweatpants, showingoff. Well, no, how do
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I put this? Not leaving muchto the imagination, if you know what
I mean? Yep, yep,I think I spent a few hours showing
the entire world all of it,the whole shebang. So I promise you
I will never ever, ever,ever, ever straight from my pre chosen
airport outfit ever again, and youreally all should follow my lead and do
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the same. We do not needpeople seeing it all at six I am.
I'm sure you guys are thinking like, well, Chelsea, you must
have thrown those sweatpants out, butI did not. In fact, I
will continue to wear them hole andall for many months to come. The
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end messy moment of the week.So I touched on this a minute ago,
but some of you obviously know thata little over a week ago a
company I worked for called Ring ofHonor announced it was taking a small hiatus
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basically a hidas from December to Aprilafter their last pay per view. Like
I said December eleventh, they aretaking some time off to revamp the company,
and a lot of people tweeted meand DMed me asking me to speak
about it. I just I wishI had more information to give you,
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guys. I just really don't.I can tell you only what I do
know. I know that I foundout that the company was taking a break
the same time you guys all did, and the same way you guys all
did through Twitter and through social media. Because I'm not contracted to Ring of
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Honor, I wasn't involved in thephone calls and the zoom calls that took
place to let contracted talent know thatthis was happening, which I'm totally fine
with. I live month to monthwith Ring of Honor, Impact and NWA,
and they all call me when theyneed me, so I wasn't expecting
them to let me know that thiswas happening at all. So I don't
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know what was said on those calls. What I do know is that people
are, you know, out,the wrestlers are out looking for new opportunities
while also like staying positive about thefact that Ring of Honor plans to come
back in April, and they dotruly plan to come back. I was
speaking to some of the people inthe office and that seems to be their
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legitimate plan is to come back,most likely in a different way. I
don't know what that is, butI assume maybe live events or maybe on
a smaller scale, but that's justme making assumptions. I also know that
I heard a lot of rumors beingthrown around about Ring of Honor trying to
sell their library. So for thoseof you who don't know what that means,
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that basically means the library is allthe previous footage that the company has,
which is huge because you know alot of Ring of Honor stars have
gone on to do really really bigthings in WW and AW. Anyways,
after further investigation, your host NancyDrew has found out that they are not
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shopping out all of the Ring ofHonor library. They are only giving or
only trying to sell I think footagefrom like two thousand and five on or
maybe two thousand and nine on.See now I've got my facts wrong.
Either way, the real juicy partof the library would still be owned by
Sinclair, who owns Ring of Honor. So what is the messy moment,
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you ask? I mean the messymoment is, of course everyone on social
media who has been like trolling mefor posting pictures at Ring of Honor tapings.
Like I think people don't realize thatthey these Ring of Honor put a
statement out about going on a break, But that does not mean the break
is happening right now. I repeat, the break is not happening right now.
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The break taste takes place after Decembereleventh, so that means that,
you know, we still have afew months to do tapings and complete everything,
which is why all of us werejust in Baltimore this past week at
Ring of Honor. And since weare on that topic, a little birdie
told me that now this is juicy, I'm just going to get into a
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fucket that when I debuted at Ringof Honor this summer, someone at the
top of the NXT food chain calledthem to tell them that they shouldn't hire
me. So let me just getthis straight. When I got fired from
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WBE, someone at the top ofthe NXC food chain called the company who
was about to hire me to helpme provide food for my fucking family and
for myself, and told them notto hire me. So this is just
me being petty and telling the worlda little bit of tea. But I
can't believe a company would fire somebodyand then try to block them from getting
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a job somewhere like it makes mesad, really sad. But on the
flip side, I'm just so thankfulto you know, have had all the
opportunities come my way since being releasedfrom WW and for ring of honor,
for putting faith in me and notlistening to the big old fucking machine.
I'm just I'm sad for everyone that'slosing their job, but I am so
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happy that I was able to bea part of it. So you know
what, rant over. That concludesmy wrestling talk for this week, and
you're welcome to those nosy nancies whohave been wondering what's going on. Welcome
to my favorite segment, Mean Tweetsfor mean people. Oh, this week
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we had some interesting folks, somewith backhanded compliments and others with just straight
up threats but also kind of incompliment for him. Very bizarre but great
content. So so here we are. Up. First, someone said to
me she should just go do pornat this point. Okay, I loved
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this because it was in response toa video I posted where not only am
I not naked, but I'm alsonot even I'm not even in a bikeen
I'm in a full piece bathing suit. So long story short, that clearly
clearly that person has never watched pornbefore. But actually, I mean probably
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they're twenty year old sitting or atwelve year old sitting tweeting from their iPod
that their mom gave them for Christmas. So that's great, and I probably
won't do poor. And you knowwhat I mean, I could have if
I wanted to, but I'm Idon't think I'm gonna do it. I
think I'm gonna stick to wrestling.Okay. The next person said, love
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the mustache with the hard eye face. You guys, you know I have
body hair issues and I get nervousabout these kinds of things. So,
um yeah, this was This commentwas on one of my bikini pictures.
You better fucking believe I zoomed inall the way to see if I had
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a mustache. I don't think Idid, and I would tell you if
I thought I had a little bitof a mustache there. But either way,
I will be inspecting my face fora possible mustache for the rest of
this month. Okay, So thelast one, I got a d M
from a fucking weirdo saying, firstmessage, hey yo, I'm one of
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the ones that's been posting your onlyfans pictures. Second message, the fuck
you don't do about it. Idon't know why I said it in that
fucking voice. The third one,I'll only stop if if you send me
some picks of your tits the fourthmessage. That's the only thing, the
fifth message. If not, thengo fuck yourself, slut. Oh so
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here we are at the threat slashcompliment. He likes my boobs, wants
to see my boobs, but alsothreatening blackmailing me if I'll look, I
didn't even know what to think ofthis when I first read it. First
off, there's definitely some shitty peopleon my only fans that like continue to
post my photos to Reddit, whichsucks because all of my loyal subscribers then
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they kind of get they get screwed. They totally get screwed. However,
the minute that I or anyone elselike reports these pictures on Reddit as copyright
infringement, they're taking down. Sothat's the positive. So this fucker thought
he good blackmailed me into sending himboob pictures, like as if I am
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that sad and desperate that I wouldsend some faceless creature on Instagram a photo
like that, So bizarre, sobizarre, and you know, I'm putting
them on blast and posting the screenshotof this message to Instagram, like this
weirdo is absolutely not going without publicshaming. Fuck that moral of the story
is, if you really want tosee pictures of boobs, blackmailing is not
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the way to go. You havereached the voicemail box of Hot Messages.
This week's Hot Messages is brought toyou by one Listener and one Listener only.
Last week, before I recorded theHalloween episode, I kind of had
a brain fart. I completely blankedand I had zero ideas for a topic.
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So I put it out into thesocial media universe. I told them
I needed some ideas, and Anthonyhere DMed me on Instagram with a list
of questions and topics. So insteadof doing a podcast episode about the topics
he gave me, I figured Icould kind of like answer them today during
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this Hot Messages segment. So herewe go. Shout out to Anthony at
Aunt's side four seven seven seven forthese topics and questions. Burst question,
what do you do to motivate yourselfwhen you're unmotivated? Okay? I have
one really easy trick, and thatis whether I have like one female that
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I look at for inspiration or agroup, I always go and just like
google their pictures or look on Instagramat their pictures. So um, I
definitely I mean for me, likebeing unmotivated usually is being unmotivated to go
to the gym, being unmotivated toget work done. So I try to
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look at people who are like doingit all. So obviously I look at
Alex Cooper from call Her Daddy,because she's a fucking boss. I also
look at Olivia Culpo. She wasMiss America, she was Miss Rhode Island
and Miss America. I don't knowif she was Miss Universe or not,
but she does everything and she's gorgeous. And then if I'm really feeling unmotivated,
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like to do a shoot or somethinglike that, I'll usually look at
the Sports Illustrated swim soup page.That's an easy one. Obviously they're all
beautiful, but yeah, mostly OliviaCulpo and Alex Cooper right now are the
two kind of go to like bossgirls that are around my age that I
kind of try to emulate. Andthen also Maria Manuno's always is doing something
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and she's amazing. So my kindof advice to you would be pick a
couple of people who inspire you inbusiness, in fitness, in lifestyle,
whatever it is, and just youknow, take like ten minutes while you're
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eating breakfast to scroll through their Instagramand get inspired from them. All right,
Question number two, what would yousay to ten year old Chelsea today?
This is such an easy question forme. I say the same thing
every single time, which is Iwould tell myself that look, absolutely set
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goals and set crazy ones I did, but do not set the path you
are going to take to reach thosegoals. The path is going to go
off in so many different directions thatyou never thought possible. And when you
finally get to your end goal,whether it takes you a year or ten
years, or twenty years or alifetime, you are going to be so
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thankful for all those stops and andkind of like bumps along the way,
because that's what makes your story unique. If I had have just got to
WW, I went from A toB and B was WW, I would
never have a story to tell.I went A, B, C,
D, E, F g H, I j K, and then I
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got to WW and that was theend goal. And um, you know
now that I'm not with WW andI've been released, all those things B
C, D, E, F, G, H, I, n
J is what people care about.They care about all the stops I've made
along the way they care about thethe impact I've made on the way they've
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cared about. They care about allthose crazy little things I've done that make
me relatable. And so I wouldtell ten year old Chelsea, like,
just know that it's not a linearpath that you're going to take to get
to your dream, but you're goingto get there and it's gonna be fucking
awesome when you do, and you'regonna have so many more stories to tell.
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Question number three, is there anythingyou regret? I try not to
regret anything, but it would becrazy and a lie if I told you
that I didn't have regrets. Imean, I'm sure there's so many other
regrets that I have, but justbecause we're on this topic, I definitely
regret the stuff that I talked abouta couple of episodes about the WW and
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AW stuff. I regret not knowingand realizing that AW was going to start.
I wish that I had of knownthat All Elite Wrestling was was going
to be a thing when I wasat all in, and I wish i'd
have known that before I signed myWWE contract. I don't know that things
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would have been different, but Iwish I had had that information in order
to weigh the pros and cons ofeither going to WW or going to a
w But again, everything happens fora reason, and maybe WWE was actually
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on my path to get to AW. Okay, there we go. That's
looking on the bright side. Idon't know. As I'm answering these questions,
my dogs are outside being wild monkeys, and they continue to go in
the pool, so I keep havingto pause the recording to yell at them
to tell them to get out ofthe pool because I hate dealing with wet
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doodles. Anyway, you didn't needto know that, but I just wanted
to give you a heads up asto what I'm dealing with right now while
I'm trying to talk to you guys. Last question from Anthony, do you
have any crazy fan encounters? Okay, so, um, I do.
Actually, I would say that allof my trip to India was mind blowing.
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The fans are on such a differentlevel there, and they're so so
passionate about wrestling, and they justlike come up right up to the car
and they bang on the car andthey shake the car and they chase um.
I remember I was in the ambulanceand they chased us all the way
to the hospital and then they waitedoutside the hospital and they took pictures of
me. And then when I wasin the hospital, I would have like
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doctors come in every day and askfor pictures. It was amazing and unreal,
and it was like my first tasteat like almost like fame for lack
of better words, you know,like, holy shit, I'm on the
front page of this Indian newspaper,or like people want to take pictures of
me, doctors. It was itwas insane. But and when you asked
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that, I actually immediately thought ofa J. Lee's book. There's this
there's this part in it where itsays that, um, you know,
the divas would kind of like sharea hotel room and one time they actually
had like I don't know if theyare fans or people in that worked in
the hotel, they actually had peoplebreak into their hotel room in the middle
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of the night. And that alwaysreally scares me. So I don't know.
Luckily, like I feel like Ican go under the radar, and
like when I'm on the road,people really don't know who I am.
I rarely have people be like,oh, hey, that's Chelsea Green like
very rarely and if I do,they're they're super sweet, super harmless.
But that part of this job kindof freaks me out a little bit.
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Anyway, don't forget to ask meor burning questions every week using the hashtag
hot messages on Twitter, and don'tforget each week I will be sending out
eight by tens to a few luckylisteners who tweet or DM me showing me
their five star reviews. Please pleaseplease dm the podcast and not my personal
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account. This week's reviewers are SteveChapman at The Wrestling Archive and Derek F.
Walker Junior. Thank you guys somuch for your amazing reviews, and
for the rest of you, getoff your asses and go rate review and
subscribe to catch me every single Monday, right and early lovers, That is
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it for today. Thank you somuch for tuning in. Don't forget to
head over to Only Fans dot comslash Chelsea a Green for exclusive content and
behind the scenes footage, and Chelseaa Green dot Big Cartel dot com for
limited edition merchandise. Make sure tocheck out us out on Instagram and Twitter
at Greenwnvpod and let us know whatyou want to hear you already know nothing
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is off limits. I love youall. Thank you to the wrestling gods,
and bless this mess. Yea Ofucking healing her dirty dress, starting
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out in her Sunday best. Fuckingtears fallow into her chest, where she's
okay as she shot Spie. AnotherRamba the body girl gets the stand you,
but you're still alone. Another danMe another Oh my god, I'm
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so in love with her. Iabsolutely know this, absolutely not, absolutely
not. This is gonna last forever. I love it so much. By Quick
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