One Night Stands

In this episode of Green with Envy, Chelsea gives us her guidebook to One Night Stands. She also chats about the new Hooters uniform change, Only Fans and her everlasting sickness. Finishing off, Chelsea tells us her One Night Stand horror story and reads Mean Tweets from Mean People

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Dirty Drill. Hello, lovers,it is your favorite hot mess formerly known
as Laurel van Ness, Ray Lusa, Jada, and almost Victorious. My
name is Chelsea motherfucking Green and welcometo Green with Envy in Sin City.

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Baby. We are here in LasVegas, and no, it is not
time to get married yet. Wehowever, or officially two months out from
New Year's Eve, from the bigday from me getting hitched. But this
week we're in Vegas for something else. Don't mind my voice, I'm obviously

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sick. I'll get into that.But we are in Las Vegas for Impact
Wrestling's biggest pay per view of theyear, Bound for Glory, Baby.
So we're doing a little a littlepodcasting, a little wrestling, you know,

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a little partying. We're in Vegas, so it would be a travesty
not to go out and see thesights, aka the clubs. Speaking of
of Las Vegas, I feel likeLas Vegas really is the city of night

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stands. Am I right? AmI right? I mean where else is
it like totally and completely socially acceptableto dress like a hoe, go to
a club and find yourself a manor a woman to take home. I
mean, I don't know. Inthe spirit of being in Las Vegas,

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let's talk one night stands. Burstoff to I love to google the subject
that I'm talking about, So Igoogled one night stands, and the first
thing that came up is is itokay to have one night stands? As

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if Google is God, as ifwe are asking God, is it okay?
I mean, in my expert opinion, you truly should not get married
without having one fling. Don't youthink I'm not saying that has to be
sleeping with the person, but likewhatever fling means to you. Well,

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actually, now that I'm saying that, I guess I am talking about sleeping
with the person. Or maybe I'mliterally talking about sleeping with them, but
not necessarily having sex with them,like cohabitating for the evening, sharing a
bed, maybe smooching a little.You get it. How can you possibly

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get into a serious relationship having nevertested the waters before? Funny enough that
I'm saying this right now, becauseright before I came on to record this,
I actually got a message from aguy who said he's forty seven years
old and he has never had aone night stand. Now, now that
I'm saying that, out loud.I'm realizing that I also don't know if

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he's happily married, So I don'tknow. I know without a shadow of
a doubt that I want to bewith Matt for multiple reasons. But let's
not forget day two. Okay,you remember day two. So picture this.

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We have this big New Year's Evewedding and we're a little tipsy,
and we head upstairs and I puton some sexy lingerie and we to the
deed and there's no passion, zip, zero zilch, not a no chemistry

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because I have had that before.I mean, I didn't get married to
the person. But I'll never forget. There was this one guy from my
hometown who I ended up meeting upwith in Calgary, and we always got
along really well, like flirted atthe bars and stuff. He was a
super good looking guy, but ohmy god, you guys, he turned

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out to be the most boring HUin the bedroom. I'm not talking about
sex. I'm just talking about likethe minute that you start kissing the person.
When I was finally able to spendtime with him, snooze fucking fast,
zero passion, zero chemistry, andit kind of caught me off guard

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because I do fall for people easilyor fairly easily. But this guy,
oh just no, once I gotto know him like that. No,
Now, imagine if Matt and Igot into bed and that's how we felt
about each other. Now we're stucknavigating being newlyweds and having lackluster sex.

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In no way that that's a recipefor disaster. So long story long,
I support going out and testing thewaters, testing the fish in the sea,
seeing if you're more of a tunhow or a salmon girl. Oh
no, more fish references. Sorryyou guys. I do have some tips,

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or maybe I should say rules forone night stands once I really thought
about it and dug deep, soI thought i'd share them with you.
Let's see number one and maybe maybeone of them the most important rules of
them all set your intentions, notjust for yourself, but also for the

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person that you're with. Do youreally want to break hearts? Do you
really want to see someone cry?Or worse, do you really want to
become attached and have a broken heartand be the one crying? Not cute?
Not cute at all? Go intothe one night stand knowing and putting
into the universe that this is goingto last one night and one night only.

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Then if you know, get acall a couple days later and they're
into you and you're into it.Cool. If not, bitch, move
on find yourself a bigger, morejuicy scaly fish. Oh boy, okay

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number two. At first I thoughtI would tell you guys to, you
know, show up looking good andand feeling good and smelling good and tasting
good or whatever. But then Iremembered, who the fuck cares? It's
one night only, So if youdon't care, then fuck it. If

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you want to go over there lookinglike a hot mess, then fuck it.
I mean I probably wouldn't just formy pride, But if you want
to, who the fuck cares,show up in your comfy, coziest sweatpants.
So that is not my second rule. My second role would be don't
get loser drunk, just do it. I mean, we we all know

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most one night stands kind of likehappen off of drunk nights. That's obvious.
Right, You're at a bar,I don't know, You see a
cute guy or a cute girl besideyou, you're drinking, you take him
home. But if it's going thatdirection, slow down on the booze,

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okay, because nobody wants a fuckingsloppy Sam or a drunk to Lilah.
If you're gonna have a one nightstand, god damn, at least make
it a good night for both ofyou. Also, there's there's really nothing
worse than waking up with buyer's remorse. We've all had it, right,

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Oh God. If you're if you'releaving with this person, you're leaving the
bar with this person, you're somewhatclear headed, There's less of a chance
you'll wake up with extreme regret.I'm not saying you won't wake up with
regret though, but just maybe notlike ten out of ten regret, if

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you know what I'm saying. Okay. Number three, simple keep it casual.
I was such an offender of notkeeping it casual when I went home
with guys. I was the worst. I would try to talk to them
like about their family and their joband their friends and shit. I cringe

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thinking about me at like twenty twodoing that. Guys, girls repeat after
me. I will not, underany circumstance bring up personal shit. Look
if they bring it up first,by all means talk it out. But

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nobody is getting into bed for aone night stand, wanting a therapy session.
Keep it light, keep it fun, and then when the conversation runs
out, I mean get the fuckout of there. Which actually that brings
me to rule number four. Now, this is the most important rule of

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them all. Okay, so listenup. It is called a one night
stand for a reason. When youwake up in the morning, leave,
Don't you dare think about staying forcoffee. Don't you dare ask if they
want to walk down the street toget pancakes at Eyehop with you. Get

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your shit, bitch, and getout of there. Nobody wants someone who
lingers, period. And we've allexperienced that, whether it's been like you
know, our friends or our familyor whatever, where someone just won't get
the hell out of your house andit's Oh, all you want is to
be alone. All you want isfor them to leave. So please please
please please please please please please leave. You know what now that I'm making

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now that I'm being so dramatic thatI'm making such a big deal out of
this, I actually have a betterrule, like a better, bigger,
more important rule than all four ofthese rules. So now that I'm saying
that I take it back. Thisis the most important rule. The most
important rule, by far is donot forget a condom. Need I say

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more, You're welcome, Wish meluck and sin City, motherfuckers, hot
off the mess. We are officiallyhere. The twenty twenty two calendars out,
motherfuckers. I release the calendar lastWednesday, mostly because I was just

(12:03):
like laying around at home sick forthe entire week and I got bored.
I don't know, so I saidscrew it, and I dropped it a
little early. I'm so excited.The thirteen photos that I chose came back
amazing, and I'm so happy withthe final product. This year, I
shot all of the looks at anude beaching here in Florida. And I

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say here in Florida, but I'min Vegas, but in Florida, which
you guys, is an adventure initself. Oh my gosh, do I
love nude beaches. I've never beento any in Europe, but I imagine
in Europe they're, like, Idon't know, everyone's beautiful and naked and
tanned and so classy, as opposedto Florida, where it's like mostly you

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know, tanned wrinkly, retired people. But I just love it, and
I can't wait to go to aEuropean new beach one day to see the
beauty. I don't know, maybefor our honeymoon. But I love,
love, love these Florida nude beaches. And I love the freedom at the

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nude beaches because I feel zero pressurewhen I'm shooting, Like, let's face
it, nobody is looking at me. I'm in a bikini. They're all
naked, so they're not looking tobe There's naked people fishing, naked people
strolling on the beach, naked peopletanning. Oh my gosh, it is
the best. We do not havenude beaches. And wait, I say

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that we do have nude beaches inCanada. Actually I don't know. I
don't know why I forgot about that. Well, it's obviously been a very
long time since I've been to anude beach. Anyway, I got sidetracked
there on nude beaches. But thankyou, guys, to everyone who ordered
the calendars. They sold out ina day, so seriously, thank you,

(13:56):
thank you, thank you. Itis so crazy to think that people
have a calendar of me, likenormal old me, hanging on their wall
and and actually, speaking of crazy, my Only Fans is also killing it,
like not to toot my own horn, but too toot I off.

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Obviously have nothing to compare it to, but I think I'm killing it.
I'm having so much fun. Ipost like a couple times of a day,
which a lot of my subscribers sayis like more than usual for only
Fans. Again, I have noclue, but it's been a really positive
experience. I've I've been damming withfans and interacting with people and everyone is

(14:39):
just really supportive, which is funnybecause I mean Twitter ripped me apart for
having an only Fans, but Ido I really care what Twitter things.
I feel like Twitter would hate meeven if I saved a litter of puppies
from drowning. So but yeah,I'm loving Only Fans. I'm currently they're

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telling me, I'm I'm point eightpercent. I'm at the top point eight
percent of content creators. And Idon't know if that's just a thing that
they tell us so that we keepposting, but it works. I don't
know it motivated me. So thankyou to all my subscribers on Only Fans,
and if you haven't subscribed yet youcan go onto only fans dot com

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slash Chelsea a Green, but justa forewarning, there are no nudes,
So if you're gonna see some nakedhit, it ain't on my page.
You may want to find somebody elseto go subscribe to. Oh actually that
kind of perfectly segues into my lastlittle hot off the mess topic, because

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we're talking boobs right now, andwhen we think of seeing boobs, what
do we think. Maybe I don'tknow a famous restaurant, Hooters. Okay,
well that was all a stretch,but I'm allowed to do that because
I worked at Hooters and I hosta podcast. Anyways, I had quite

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a few messages about the new Hootersuniforms, and I can't believe I didn't
know about this. I feel likeI'm living under a rock. So I
went on and I checked them out, and here's the download. People,
here's the deal. If you don'tknow about this little mini scandal. Basically,
Hooters came out with a new uniform. Everything is essentially the same,

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the top, the shoes, allthat stuff, except they traded their shorts
for shorter shorts. Now, weall obviously already thought Hooters girls wore short
shorts, but poof boy, theseare short, Like we're talking up the

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ass booty shorts. Google it,people. There were a lot of TikTok
videos out there about it from Hootersgirls complaining here's my thought, because that's
that's what you guys were asking me. What are my thoughts on this?
And this could be a totally unpopularopinion, But if you're working at Hooters,
you're there for the sexy outfits andthe stigma. You're not working there

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for the fucking amazing ribs they serve. Okay, I mean, wait,
they do serve some some bombas chickenwings. But you could go down the
street, put on a goddamn Starbucksapron and work there and then come to
Hooters for the snacks. So Iguess I'm not really understanding the point of
complaining about Hooters outfits being too small, because that's the entire stick of Hooters.

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And maybe that's a lame way ofthinking because I went there for the
uniform, so maybe that that's anarrow minded way of thinking. But apparently
Hooters also feels the same because theyare giving these girls a period of time
to either get on board or getthe fuck out. They literally are telling

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the girls that get on board orquit, and if you quit, we
will give you your job back ifyou change your mind, which I also
think is very reasonable. So ladies, I mean, you're either showing your
ass or you're taking a hike.I don't know. It's it's wild,
and it's kind of gross a misogynistdick when I say that. But look,

(18:33):
you could go to Twin Peaks andwear they're outfit. You can go
to my old Irish bar and fuckingwork there and a goddamn mini killed every
day. Jesus Christ, hot mess. Confess. Since we are on the

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topic of one night stands today,oh boy, I'm gonna tell you a
fun one. I was living inAustralia at the time. I was like,
you know, twenty one, andI was there alone. That's a
whole another story in itself. ButI was traveling through Australia for a year
and I ended up kind of settlingon the Gold Coast. So my new

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friends and I used to go toa casino on the Gold Coast every week
for I think it was like cheapdraft beer or maybe cheap wine. No,
I think it was cheap beer.Night. Whatever. Either way,
we went one night with a groupof friends and I got loser drunk off

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like you know, one hundred andone cheap beers, and I ended up
going home with one of our friends. Big mistake. First off, I
was naive to think that everyone livedon their own just because I did.
Keep in mind, I was twentyone. I had been gone from home

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since I eighteen, so I didn'tthink anything of it. But this guy
that I went home with was Ithink at the time, maybe twenty seven,
twenty eight. Oh boh, heabsolutely did not live on his own,
you guys. At seven am,I hear knocks at the door,

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and I'm like half in my dressfrom the night before. My shoes are
on the ground, my purses allover the room. You know, I've
got like a pounding headache. Ican't even really remember what my name is.
I'm so hungover. The knocking continues, Then the door opens. Who
is it, you ask, whois opening up the door at seven am?

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That's right, it's his fucking mother. Oh yeah, his mother opens
up the door to him, tothe room, to him, and I
in bed him and a stranger himand a one night stand aka me.
Oh to be fair, I don'treally remember what happened the night before because

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well, cheap beer. But Idid consent, so we won't cancel him.
But I don't Maybe I met themom the night before. I don't
think so, though I'm verily sureI did not meet the mother the night
before. Anyway, she opens upthe door and waiting for it. She
is completely unfazed by my presence.Totally unfazed. She asks us what we

(21:29):
want for breakfast. I nearly died, a grown ass man living with his
parents at home, and his motherwalks in to him and a complete stranger,
asking what they want for breakfast.I promise you, guys, I
did not fucking stay for bacon andeggs with the family. I got the
fuck out of there because rule numberfour baby abort mission when daylight comes.

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Oh boy, messie moment of theweek. Well, as you can probably
tell by my nasally voice, Iam yet again sick. I swear I
am blaming it either on the seasonchanging I don't know, or flying all
the time, or I'm gonna blameit on those nasty ass hands that I

(22:18):
was shaking at the signings I goto. I'm dying and I had a
bottle of hand sanitizer beside me atmy signings, but I don't really know
if that helps when you're like huggingpeople and using their pens and stuff.
I never used to get this sick, but now I always seem sick like
I get sick when I travel.I get sick when I meet new people.

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I get sick when I don't sleep, I get sick when the weather
changes. What the fuck? Man, This getting old thing is no joke
at my right and now like nowthat COVID is a thing, it makes
me even more freaked out every timeI feel sick, Like, tell me,
I'm not alone. I'm sure youguys feel this way. To every
person who I told I was sicktoo, immediately asked me if I had

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COVID. Up, I'm I neednine percent sure I do not have COVID,
But now that you're asking me,I don't know. I feel like
maybe I do, isn't in myhead, I'm not really sure. I
did actually get a COVID test andit was negative, hallelujah. And I
had COVID last year and I gotvaccinated. But still it's scary. Man.

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Anyways, I went to Tennessee andMaryland last weekend, and that is
where this ailment got the best ofme. I flew home Sunday and boom
I got. I was sick withintwo hours of being home. It hit
me like a ton of bricks.So now I've been like sneezing and sniffling,

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and oh so it's not just methat is sick at the house.
Poor Walt, my puppy was sickand pooping up a storm. And then
Matt came home on Monday and hewas sick too, So we've just got
a whole sick house here. It'sit's not good. It's been at this
point five plus days with this shipgoing on. I'm still sick. So

(24:15):
I need your guys's help because themessy moment of the week is that I
can't get rid of the sickness.I'm about to have a major pay per
view, the biggest pay per viewof the year for Impact Wrestling, and
I'm fucking sick. So what areyour guy's best sick remedies? I always
love hearing people's like family tricks forme. I have tea for everything.
I have bad time ta wake uptea throat tea, stress tea detox tea,

(24:38):
like I've got a tea for afucking all. So I have my
teas and then I overdose on allmy vitamins. I usually take C D
echinatia. Tumeric. Is that howyou say it? My sister always makes
fun of me because I always saytumeric. Yeah, it must be tumeric.
Then I take oil of a raguetanything I can at my grimy little

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hands up. So could someone pleasehit me up on Twitter or Instagram at
green w MV pod give me someremedies because you don't need to hear this
nasally voice every week, young mess. My ex got a new girlfriend.

(25:21):
I got a new Louis Vuitton bag. My bag is a much cuter than
his girlfriend. I win. WhatI love about this is that I wrote
it twelve thirteen years ago, andI absolutely did not have a Louis Vatan
at that age. But there areno words for the pettiness that is young

(25:44):
Chelsea. Welcome to my new favoritesegment, mean tweets for mean people.
I mean, at this point it'snot new anymore, but I still like
calling it that. So this weekI don't have specific tweets, but oh

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boy, I had some good ones. This week. I had a literal
Penis headman trolling my fiance and Iyes, yes, you hurt that right.
A man with a cap on hishead in the shape of a penis
decided to take to Twitter to trolllike we love that type of confidence.
There's there's really nothing like wrestling fans. They troll without even taking a look

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in the mirror, and my mirror, I mean taking a look at their
profile picture. And then when theydecide or when we decide to answer back
to them, they either try tocancel us or they get like extremely defensive
and start going on and on andon and about what we do for a
limit living and shitting on us eventhough they've spent half their lives watching us

(26:52):
do this. It's like the mostbeautiful oxymoron. So we had Penis man
in Penis Man, Penis Headman trollingus, and then um, I also
had some only fans trolls. Let'sjust let's just let's just talk about that.
Let's just take a moment to thinkabout that. Let it marinate,

(27:15):
let it let's stew in this.Imagine disliking someone so much that you pay
twenty four ninety nine a month towrite a mean comment on their platform,
like just imagine that they spent twentyfour dollars and ninety nine cents to troll
me. The best part is thaton only fans, I can actually either

(27:37):
choose to kick them off of mypage and refund them or ah. And
this is this is this is thebest part of it all. I can
restrict them from publicly commenting on thingswhile continuing to make them pay. So

(27:59):
you know my pet, Yes,kept him on there, and I just
banned him from trolling on me,which is great. So enjoy that subscription
pal, You're in it for therest of the month, buddy. Unfortunately,
our calendar trolling friend did not slideback into my emails. Remember him
from last week, the one whotold me he was going to let all

(28:21):
of his friends know that they can'tbuy my calendars or support me. I
would have loved if he missed thepresale and then also missed the regular sale
of my calendars like that would havejust been great. And then and then
if he got pissed off like allover again. I secretly waited for those
emails to come in, but theynever did. Oh well, there's always

(28:45):
next year. You have reached thevoicemail box of hot messages. Don't forget
you guys every single week to askme your burning questions using the hashtag hot
messages on Twitter. This week wasgreat. This week I got an awesome

(29:10):
array of questions. So let's startwith Kylie. Kylie asked, do you
have a gear closet? If so, describe it? Will you ever give
us a gear collection of video?So I always think about doing a gear
collection video and I just have yetto do it. I don't know why,
I guess because well, no,I do know why. I am

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such a gear snob. So Ialmost have a gear for every set,
No for every let me just phrasethis right, A different set of gear
every single time you see me onTV. This year is the only time
I've repeated a set of gear twice. I never used to do that,
but now because you see me onImpact and then NWA and then Ring of

(29:55):
Honor, I try to wear themkind of on each show. So I'm
a gear snob. So if Ifilmed a video for you showing you my
gear this week, I'm not evenjoking. By next week I would have
new gear and then I would feellike you're missing out on my new favorite
set of gear, because every timeI get gear, it's my new favorite

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set. Do I have a gearcloset, No, Matt, and I
have a large walking closet, andI've designated the bottom half of my closet
to like those plastic Walmart kind ofdrawers, and those are stuffed full of
gear. And then my gear hasalso expanded into my spare closet as well,

(30:37):
my spare bedroom closet. I knowthat sounds very snobby and braddy,
but yes it has. I alsohave my regular closet, and then I've
got my wrestling closet. So whatI mean by that is, yes,
I've got gear, but I've alsogot like run in clothes and promo clothes
and clothes that I wear back stayand things that I wouldn't wear a normal

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life, but they are perfect forTV, so they're kind of TV clothes.
So I've got my regular closet,my gear closet, and then my
my TV closet, which I thinkthat's totally normal for basically all wrestlers.
We all kind of have like adifferent personality or character that we portray on
TV, so our real everyday wardrobemight not necessarily fit that bill. I

(31:26):
mean, I definitely like to gofull ho on TV. So yeah,
I mean when Matt and I move, We're going to try to kind of
upgrade o our housing situation. Maybenext year, I hope, because we
don't have enough fucking room in thishouse, which is so ridiculous because we
have decent sized house. We donot need any more space, but we

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do need more space. I justcontradicted myself. We need fucking more space.
When we get a new house.I hope that I can either have
a bigger closet, or maybe myown closet, or maybe turn a room
into an office slash closet, justbecause I mean, as you guys know,
or maybe you don't. I alsohave THI high boots that I wear

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for wrestling, and that shit takesup a lot of space. So yeah,
I got like ten pairs of THIhigh boots just jammed into a massive
container. I could really I couldreally do for sorting that out. Oh
it's bad. I could go onand talk about gear forever. Kylie,

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you just got me started girlfriend,all right. Corey asked if you weren't
a professional wrestler, what would yoube doing for a living. So I
started going to school for like healthsciences and kinesiology, but I dropped out
twice. So I want to say, like, originally I would have been

(32:59):
a personal trainer or an online traineror things like that, but the way
that the market went and personal trainingindustry was just so oversaturated, I think
I wouldn't have gone through it.I think I would have stopped and found
something else to do. So,I mean, my passion truly is talking.

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Surprise, surprise, My passion trulyis talking. So I would love
to host, whether it be hostto show, host a podcast but actually
get paid for it, host ayou know something I don't know, but
just talk for a living. Iwould love that. I would definitely need
to get rid of this cold tobe able to do that. But oh

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what if it was like hosting somethingto do with fitness. There we go,
Now we're combining shit, Corey Neil, There we go. All right.
Fan guy asked have you ever hada threesome? Like I just first
of all, I love the bluntness. I love the bluntness. Also love
that I put this question in herebecause there's like, oh, what's your

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gear closet? Like what do youwant to be for a living. Have
you ever had a threesome? No, fan, guy, I have not.
Here's my issue. I have toojealous, Like plain and simple,
I'm too fucking jealous. I don'twant to share my man with somebody else.
Would I have a threesome with anotherman? Possibly? But when Matt

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and I talked about it and jokeabout it, that's not what he's into.
Do you know what I mean?Like a lot of men have a
or I shouldn't say a lot ofman. Actually I should say my man
and the man I have been withwant to see girl on girls shit,
right, Like that's the a taleas old as time. Two girls they

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love that shit. I don't wantthat. I don't need it because guess
what if that chick touches my man, she's dead. She's absolutely dead.
So I have never had a three. Hey, maybe when I'm fifty years
old, you know, maybe I'llchange my mind, But at this rate,
it ain't happening. Eddie asked,what was a huge regret you had

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that you overcame or what is currentlya huge regret you have? Now?
Ah? Okay, so oh gosh, I wish I took more time to
think about this one. This isa great question. What was a huge
regret you had that you overcame.Okay, if I'm going to be just
totally fucking bluntly honest, because Ialways tell you guys, I'm going to

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be A big regret is not knowingthat AEW was coming. A big regret
was signing with WWE, not knowingthat in the months to come they would
announce all Elite Wrestling and my bestfriend Britt would be their fucking girl,
like she has been their ride ordie from the beginning, and I really

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wish I could have taken that journeywith her. I don't see, But
then I don't regret it because everythinghappens for a reason, and my goal
in wrestling before AW was even around, was to go to WW. So
if I didn't go to WW,would I regret that? Maybe? But
just right now, sometimes I havethese moments where I'm like, damn,

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you know, did I waste twoto three years of my life at WW?
Did I waste time training with peoplewho you know I got injured?
With that? It's a really,really tough pill to swallow, and I
just wish that I was given aheads up that all Elite Wrestling was coming,
because I wonder if I would havechanged my mind. I wonder if

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I would have said no to thecontract that I was offered and jumped on
the aw bandwagon. I don't knowwho's to say, but that's something that
I definitely struggle with, probably ona weekly basis. But Matt talks me
off the ledge. I've got agood support system that it's like, no,
you gotta you know your your journeyis your fucking journey, and everything

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happens for a reason, and theend result is gonna be amazing, and
the end hasn't happened. The endis whenever I fucking decide. The end
is so um you guys out thosewere such awesome questions this week. Please
keep them coming a lot of you, guys, And not to shit on
you because that's mean and you're listeningto me, But a lot of people
ask the same questions, who's yourdream wrestling match? Blah blah blah,

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Like I don't want to answer thosequestions. I want to ask fun fucking
questions, you know what I mean. I love you guys. Anyway,
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and Big D sixty nine O five. Thank you guys so much for your
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love you all. Thank you forthe wrestling gods and bless this mess.
Can healing a dirty dress, startinghaving a Sunday best I can tears hollow

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to her chest, but she's okaysshe shot spy the Ramba, the body
girl gets the stand You in Sta, but you're still a lie. Another
damn me another. Oh my god, I'm like so in love with st
I absolutely not, this is absolutelynot, absolutely not, this is gonna

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last forever. I lost so much. U