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in Today is very different, that, don't you The tunnel of travel,
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well writers, our adventure to daybegan as a long passenger train slowly makes
its way west and south toward theBig ben country of Texas. Our particular
interest to us. The passengers aboarda girl and a man. As they
rode through the painted canyons and rollingplanes, their minds were on a different
type of fun. That's beautiful,friendy here, yes, ery, real
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beautiful. Judging by these letters,we have hit on the prize sucker incension.
Oh it's beautiful all right. Didyou see the part where he just
casually mentioned using one hundred carre ofdiamond as a watchtop, Yeah, yeah,
and the bit about having to holddown on his oil wells, so
he don't end up owing the governmentmore money than he makes. This jake
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is some pitch. And there's onething I don't quite get. What's that
he all? If the guy isso loaded with loot, how come he
has to write to a lonely heartsclubs? Well? Should I know?
Maybe he's a extentricause he sounds buthe did right, And now I've got
him. Yeah, we are tobe able to swindle him out of plenty.
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I I don't think. So,what do you mean worked on all
the others? You meet him throughthese lonely hunts clubs? We shake him
down for what that worth? Andwe skip it? Why wouldn't work this
time? Oh? With what work? But I don't think I wanted to
this bird worth more than just anordinary shakedown, meaning that I wouldn't be
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at all surprised if I really marrythis one. Married? You're crazy?
Why the judge by that picture?He's not bad looker. It might be
interesting for what? Yeah? Butwait a minute, what do you mean
for a while? What do youthink you should? No, I don't
look good in an apron Well thenwhat did you mean about married? Well,
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it's really quite simple. I'll marrythis What was his name? Wales?
Windy? Well, all right,I'll marry him and you'll murder him.
Murder that's try after all. Don'tyou think I'll make a eureful,
wealthy widow. Wendy, Hey,Whindy, Oh god it, Windy,
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Why don't you? Oh, Wendy, that's me, yes, x Wendy,
I have I gonn. I hopeit ain't a job, because I'd
hate to leave Rube right now.He's as sick as a dog. Matter
of fact, I wish you'd sendfor the vet to look at him.
All right, but first I haveone question to ask you. Who is
praying? Oh? Wow, shit, oh my gosh, how did you
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find out about that? Believe me, fellas, it was all a big
mistake, you see. It allstarted with my answering an ad for a
razzle dazzled dish clock. What anew kind of dish cloth? Sounded like
a good idea, So I ridin for information only oh on, Wendy.
Well, somehow I got the wrongaddress and instead it went to Harvey's
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Lonely Hearts Club. The next thingI knowed I was getting letters from this
female woman chunks. It seemed onlypolite to answer so well. I've been
writing her ever since. There ain'tno harm when she's so far away.
There's no no harm at all whenshe's far away. Only right now she's
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getting closer every minute. I justhad a telegram for you, Wendy,
from fran she'll arrive here at fourthis afternoon, and she's come west to
marry you. Why you be makingtin fellers, come to think of it,
you better send for two veterinarians.I feel sick too, Fellers.
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I think I better be getting backto the ranch at rubyat feeling well.
He needs me. Oh no,you don't, Wendy wears you just staying
right here. You know how tobreak the poor good's hike to you.
But no, God, I neversaid nothing about getting married. Shucks.
I couldn't stand the inefficiency of adurned female. You're all right, Wendy,
But even if it is a mistake, you still owe it to the
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girl to meet her after a longtrip like that. But oh all right,
only one thing, fellas. Don'tlet her know I'm as broke as
I am. She thinks I'm amillionaire, and I'd hate to disillusion her
on that too. We'll go alongwith a gag as long as she's here.
But the thing's coming and I'm going. You're not going anywhere, Wendy,
stay foot, you recommend me.The train won't stop, but maybe
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we could grease the traps. So'sit slide right by? Derailed? Her?
Shucks is stuck? Does see anyonecatch? Oh? Not yet?
He wake up? There that girland a man I just got off.
He's looking this way. Yeah,Oh my gosh, deep darling to meet
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you a glass? What I'm tech? But the picture you sent me,
I know you anywhere? Make surewy Wendy, well, I forgot to
tell you text once she asked meto send her a picture. I sent
one of you sere No, no, but it was only because I don't
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take a good picture. They alwayslook like me. Oh you're Wendy.
Well yeah, Why are you lookingat me that way, ma'am? Because
you ain't disappointed? Are you?Are you? Of course she's not?
Are you a fred what? Oh? No? No? Oh god,
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I should introduce you, Wendy.This is my little brother. Put there
cam any thing pulling out? Ohbut Wendy to meet it would last just
you keep man? Please tell myhorse feeble as what you'll be tell us
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you can't when deep the man youlook at the ten night. So let's
get him raising in her head.And she was kissing him when when you
are you all right? Give him? He's coming too, when darling speak
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to me, ma'am, ma'am,please don't never kiss me like that again.
You'll be all right. Just passout again. One, boys,
let's carry him to the buckboard andwe'll head out for the ranch. Cack,
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yes, son, what are yourthing of this gal? Give anything
she means to marry Wendy. It'shard to say, so I've been giving
that a lot of thought myself.Seems to be serious. And yeah,
man, that doesn't add up.You're not brother of her, Holly.
He looks like a thug to me. Man, yep, why should she
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come out here if she doesn't meanto go through with it? You reckon?
Maybe she's marrying Wendy for his money? Oh now, son, she
anyway a minute, you might havesomething there I've forgotten. She still thinks
that Wendy's a millionaire. Yes,she may have hit on something. Come
on, son, let's have atalk with Wendy. Oh we can't.
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Now. He rode out for awhile ago he was to meet friend.
Now mighty old mind tunnel. Ohh well, then we'll have to put
it off. But in the meantime, I think I'll head into town and
do some checking. Yes, wemight learn something very interesting on our lonely
heart. And I tell you Ican't go through with it, Pete.
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I'll do a lot for money,but marry this wal Uh Why I had
to feed him from garlic to besure he was breathing. Yeah, but
all this Moody, we will haveto be satisfied with that diamond he routs
about. Wetta they go get plentyon that from fill the fence. You
know how he chisels on diamonds.Why he's downright crooks. Well, just
the same. It's better than marryingthat reluctant dromia on mine. Now,
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stop doing to do what I toldyou. Get out of sight when Whales
comes, and when I kiss him, you just think I hear him coming.
Now put Pete stuck that farther intothe tunnel. Okay, but I
still think you're letting them off twoweeks, Wendy, is that you darn?
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I'm back here in the tunnel.Oh, now, what's the matter
with my little cowboy. You shouldfeel happy. We're a lovely loud.
Yeah. Well, I gotta getback to come here and again, ma'am,
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No, ma'am, I just gottago see room. Oh he smokes.
This guy's for real. He goesright on talking after I swag.
He's out now, so rolling overand frisk him. And all I can
say is he better have that diamondon him. If I had to kiss
that wooler's face, more on fornothing? So help me out kill him?
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Go on search him? What aloaf, half a napple, two
ticket stubs to the World's Fair,squashed banana? What the cow of the
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oil? The heel off and oldshoe? Well that solo wasn't that bucket
and it's the last bucket. Hedoesn't have the diamond on him. God,
with all the trash and carries,you think you'd have at least one
dim Well, what are we doingthere? There's nothing to do except clear
out. If you give up onthe guy, if they're coming all the
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way out here, what else canwe we can get through with the original
plan. You mean for me tomarry it, I tell you I can't.
You've got too friends. It wouldbe for long. Just as soon
as you're married up with him legal, I'll bump the jike on. He's
coming through, but it's clear,but he just get the jike to marry
it. I remember it like youwas losing your freedom for gaining a fortnight.
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Come on, he said? Wakeup? Oh did anyone get the
license on that elephant to kick me? Come on, Wendy, wake up.
Oh that's you, ma'am. Whathappened you? You don't remember?
No? Oh yeah, now Iremember you kissed me, but I'm all
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confused, and you don't remember proposingto me. Not proposal. Oh but
I couldn't have thought I'm a happybachelor him because you propose and I agree
to get married right away. Ohno, I can't have been that unconscious.
How Indy, what a way totalk. Well, I need someone
like you to protect pool a littleme. But ma'am, you outweigh me.
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Why you listen here, stupid?My name's Wendy. Your name will
be muddy to try to get outof there. You proposed to me,
and you're going to marry me.That's what happened to Fellers, She claims.
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I proposed to her. She says, now I gotta marry her.
Did you propose, Mondy? Idon't know, but go going. I
gotta talk to text and find outhow to get out of this. She
can't talk to now, and rodeinto town, Whig and he isn't back
yet. It looks to me likeyou're hooked, Wendy. I cut that
hours. I tell you I ain'ta gonna do it, So I propose,
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Okay, then I unproposed what Iunproposed. I'll just up to her
and her brother and tell him Iain't an marry her and Fellers if they
kill me, look after Rube andMarabel. So your job, now,
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friend, is to see that hedon't get out of marrying. Tell him
your father has already ordered the ring, that the wedding plans are made or
anything, but don't let him getwell. Don't worry. I can handle
well. The others that have meworry. They aren't as dumb as he
is. It's no joking that atme and I know a rap and fall
of everything. Don't worry about them. I'll do some snooping and let you
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know. If they start anything,I'll head over to the ranch house.
Now, where are you in there? There, Tom said, cut it
now, just a minute wind again. Okay, I'll still about the back
way, but don't forget, friend, You'll almost catch your fish now,
So don't let him get off thehorse. I won't, I won't,
but it sounds like this, I'malmost tempted to turn on it coming stupid
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ma'am. But what was I calledme? Oh? I called you cute?
It just ah, well, ma'am, I have come to tell you
you love me? Yes, Iknow, and I love you too.
That's when it looks a handsome handshacousin Indica. Ah, and just look
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at the way your muttle showed throughthe sleeves of that shirt. H oh
oh, Well, there ain't muscles, ma'am. That's just the wrinkles and
my red flannels from now. Butma'am, I like I was saying,
I have come here to tell youno, and you've come to tell me
one of your wonderful stories. Iheard your marvelous storyteller. Let's see,
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won't you tell me? Well?One time I was traveled with Buffalo Bill
Annie Oakley. It was like this. You see, I was one way
over money. He's heading over toI'm proposed to friends see what you look
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to say, you denner, youlearned something in town, Huddy Hawker.
We weren't mistaken when we thought therewas something just about fran and our brother.
I was in touch for the newspapergown named Gertrude and found out about
their record. You mean you crookto the crookedest crook that ever lived,
and they're dangerous. That's why Iwant to get the windy and passed.
It goes when it witness cloth houses, ma'am. When I got done shooting
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in the dust cleared away, therewasn't a single buffalo standing. Why even
the one on the nickel in mypocket was lying down winded kills. I
can't believe. Oh you can't.Huh, Well, I suppose I told
it this away. Me and buffaloBill, we was out. What did
you say something? But have yougot a loose tooth, ma'am? You
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know I used to whistle like thattill they put it in this pivot tooth
wh here, shit, I ain'tnever My indigans just just kissed me.
Huh oh no, no, notda kissing. You look me be a
habit. You have a friend.What does it look like? What's the
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idea what's your break in here?Hissing at him, I had to just
old by the ranch house when Masongot back. He's wise to us,
that's the truth. Must have foundout that we're wanted by the cops back
east. You in there, Oh, my gosh, it's them which revel
yet we're not. We got ourguns and we got whaled. But open
up in there. We know you'rein there. Ah, like Mason will
open up, but we're walking outof here. You better not try to
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stop us. We got whales here, and if you don't do exactly what
he says I ask, we willkill him. We do, lordy people,
we can't at them shooting and weyes, those two are wanted by
half the police department. I guessthere's only one thing to do, son,
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all right, why we won't fightus? Stop here? It worked,
friends, They're gonna let us go. I didn't have much choice,
so personally, I don't see whythey ever missed whales. All right,
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you bring along now, sleeping beautyand will clear out. All right?
My gosh, friend, Well therehe is. He must be he He
must have come soon and hopped outthe back way. You hear that.
That's all I wanted off with God'sfriend. They're coming this way. I'll
stop him. He didn't take youdown, Yeah, we got him.
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Bring him along, boys, we'vegot to find out where Wendy went.
Wendy, what are you doing herein that state? Oh, honey,
Fellers, have I done something totell you? Yeah? When I've got
a few things to tell you.Mister Williams disappearing when the trouble started.
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Oh well, shucks, I knowedyou could handle. We got him,
But that's too north. The excusefor you to run off, that will
I didn't run off. I justcome to see how Rube was. And
Feathers, you'll never guess what thatfool hound went and done. We need
to just look for yourselves. Feathersover here the stall, well, I
want you to meet now Carl madAnd yeah, that bird room he went
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and had himself a batch of puppieshe did. Oh no, Oh well,
shucks, I know now that he'sa she, and that she that
I mean, well, heck thatthat ain't nothing to get outside about.
For now. I will just callrude sushi is except for turning those two
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over to the sheriff. That is, you turn them over to the sheriff.
Of course, Wendy, they're wantedcriminals. Oh well, okay,
only you better give the sheriff awarning when you do. Yeah, you
see, just tell the sheriff notto worry if they pull guns or knives
or bombs or anything. But littleBoss tell him whatever he does, don't
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