August 2025 Wrap-up - Hack The Movies LIVE (#416) - Hack The Movies

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello everyone, I'm small again. Hello everyone, and welcome to
the August twenty twenty five wrap up. It's going to
be a really fun time. We have some exciting movies
and shows to talk about. But first we got to
introduce our crew. You might know him as the fourth

(00:25):
Boy of the Week from last week. That's right, it's official.
Joey C.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Hello everybody, welcome.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh hello, Hey, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I was camping out in my ted folks. How are
you good to see you? We're happy to be here.
We're camping out here in the room, and we're gonna
talk about some movies this week. Happy to be here, Tony.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Okay, you were camping out in your living room, just
taking a little napsy Oh okay, okay, Joe, you know
you gotta be a little bit more professional, all right
when we do these streams. You gotta be at your desk,
light on my professional microphone. Okay, ready to talk? All right?

(01:10):
You gotta put your arm down, put your arm down.
You have to be a professional broadcaster, okay. And I
know who could teach you a few things. Let's get
Johannah in here. Hello Johannah from her fucking cell phone.
God damn you.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I'm trying to play selk song and you're interrupting me.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
You know, you kick these brons off the channel for
a month and then they complain and then you bring
them back and they're like, eh, this is a burden form.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I think you should replace me with that Steve from
Delco guy.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh yeah, we learned. We learned on the Austin Powers
episode that Johannah and I just have a group of
young gentlemen living in their house. Uhry, are you looking
to move anytime soon?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
I think Look, you'll just wake up to the smell
of pepperoni every morning.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yes, back at it with another Tina. What was the
last live wrap up you were on? That's great? These
suld be the most important thing in your life. You
should look forward to them. You should mark them on
your calendar. I'd be like, yeah, calendar, I don't.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Remember I count down to days. Man.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Sorry, let me just uh yeah, got some fun stuff
to talk about, but first please consider becoming a Patreon supporter.
Uh we got some really really fun stuff on Patreon.
I put up a time lapse video today of me
building the set. I took it down to clean a
while ago.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I watched that. That was nice. I liked it.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Thank you. And you might have noticed that, Tred. I
don't know if you've been paying attention. I have a
Baywatch addiction right now and all during the time Laps video,
you just see me watching Baywatch in the background. So
I was talking to a fan of ours and me
and her were talking and she mentioned that she used
to like Baywatch, and I'm like, hey, you know it's funny.
My TV has a twenty four to seven bay Watch

(03:12):
channel and I put it on to like show her.
I'm like, look, how ridiculous this is. That was two
weeks ago, and I haven't turned off the Baywatch channel.
I'm watching Baywatch, say and night. Just go up Baywatch
over and over again.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Look what I found?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
You found? It had your I have your record down
here your record. Yes, I've been watching Baywatch, guys. I
watched an episode the other day. A girl who's been
on the show for like three seasons finds out that
another lifeguard failed to save a guy, and it apparently
is news to her that sometimes people are saving could die,

(03:52):
and she starts to have a mental breakdown about it,
and I went, you're a lifeguard, why is this new
to you now, Yeah, it's knowledge the years. How did
you pass the test? Now?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
You gotta do a whole live show on on what
the worst bay Watch episode is?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
What's that? What's that? Joy sing? You want me to
review every all ten seasons of Baywatch and bay Watch
Will Buy and bay Watch Nights. Let's do it. Let's joke.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
No, I still need you to watch that Sex and
the City spin off because it's bad.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
They canceled it. So they canceled the Sex and the
City reboot and from what I learned, they ended.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
It on their terms. But it was supposed to end
this way.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
It was canceled.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
According to the Fox News screen at my gym, it
was because of woke.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Which I'm not kidding. You know that like me where
it's like that friend that's too woke.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
No, it's but like worse.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
What was I saying? Yes, bay Watch five lapse video,
there's a timeline video. I just shot some bonus episodes.
I'm working on some I might be working on another
commentary track album and I might spring on you guys.
I need both of your help for that. So yeah,
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It's all neat and tight in one little place. And
if you subscribe for ten dollars, every few months you
get a new item. Everyone's been getting their mugs. They're
Tony mugs. Did you guys get your Tony mugs yet?

Speaker 2 (05:35):
No? I'm I'm missing it every morning I pour my coffee.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, why don't I have a Tony mug?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Probably because I gifted you guys subscription.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
That's why.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, I don't try to. I don't even have one one. Yeah,
because they don't send it to me. They send it
to patrons. I don't know if there's a sample option.
But Prison Mike gets that, so I get to see
the evidence that they all exist. I was actually there
when he got the mug. I was like nice. Oh yeah,

(06:06):
Me and Prison Mike Joe for Movie Dumpster, got me
the Jason Beer the new Jason Siders for that terrible
short film they put out. We got to test them
on the Second Channel. It was a lot of fun. So, yeah,
become a patron if you want to test some stuff
out by shut the fuck if you want to test
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(06:27):
if you like it, and then become a patron and
you can get all of them. Uh yeah, there's a
lot of fun stuff before we get into the reviews though.
Joey C. What's the name of the game.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Well, Tony Johanna. The name of the game for the
live episodes, it is super Chats. Folks. If you want
me or the crew to whisper sweet nothings to you,
send a super chat and we'll do it, no questions asked,
within reason, folks, this is the internet. If you want
to see Tony do the Austin Power Dance, if you
want to see Johannah threat and Tony, if you want

(07:00):
to see me flex, you know what to do.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
It's funny you mentioned the Austin powers Dance. Apparently Adam's
chat uh super Chat with him enough to make him
do a whole cover of Saint Elmo's Fire and on
his Patreon he recorded himself singing saying almost fire with
a wig on and everything. He said that to me,
and I'm like, you're just a shill, a dancing monkey
that'll do anything for money. And then I set my

(07:25):
Austin Powers video. I went, I am too.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
I bet he moved his hips though. Oh I bet
he moved his hips though.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Were you complaining about my I don't have enough hip dancing?
What you can't?

Speaker 3 (07:39):
So the Austin Powers dance you're supposed to like twist
a little bit, and you weren't doing shit.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well, it was behind it, you know, the video counter
you know, yah, don't.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
I don't have pants for it. I maybe at one
time that costume had pants that came with it, but
I lost those a long time ago, so it would
have looked stupid. It would have looked stupid, and I
don't want to look stupid when I do an Austin
Powers dance, all right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
You know, to look stupid? Cool?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Oh god, I play anyway. First up on the list
is Clown in a Cornfield, which is based off a
book actually Johannah or Joey Joey if you go into
Monster Menia with us?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
No, no, didn't, Oh no no. I went to VHS Fest.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah now many games? Too many games he came to Yeah,
oh yeah, yeah. I think one year at Montstermania. The
writer of Clown in the Cornfield had a booth. I
think Lena was telling me because she saw this at theaters.
So this came out in theaters a while back, but
it just hit shutters, which is why we're including it
this month. But yeah, we probably met the writer of
Clown in the Cornfield and forgot. Had I known it

(08:50):
kind of movie deal, I would have talked to him
a little bit more. Say this is Clown in the
Cornfield tells the story of a girl who moves to
a new town who has a mascot called Freendo. Their
town is all about corn corn farming. They're a corn town,
big corn town. Frendo is like a local legend, and

(09:12):
she ends up becoming friends with some kids who like
to make horror films about Freendo the clown. One by
one they all start getting picked off by Freendo or
friend Joe's are there multiple clowns in this Cornfield? It

(09:33):
stars a bunch of people I don't know and Will
Saso from Man TV and Chris Durant, Joey, what did
you think of clown and a Cornfield?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Well again, I go and blind into most of these
like streaming movies that you send me, and I just
love that the title says it all. It's all you
need to know, and I didn't know it was a book.
You know, if I knew how to read, and that
would be pretty cool. It's you know, it's not very original,
but goddamn, this movie was great. The kills were bloody
fine and fun. If you will, I don't really give

(10:06):
a shit, or I didn't give a shit per se
about the father daughter moving storyline or whatever. You know,
we all know what we're here for. Friendo's name just
pissed me off. I was like, fuck you, terrifier, bullshit.
I'm just so glad. Will says So is in it
because everybody knows him, of course, from the nineteen ninety
five classic movie Ernest Goes to School. But besides that,

(10:27):
now Tony, you know my irrational fear of Cornfield.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yes, Joey C. Trana, did you know about this? Joey C.
Two things happened to Joey C in his youth. He
watched Cheapers Creepers too, and on that day it might
have awokened something in him sexually, because I don't know
if you've watched Cheapers Creepers too recently. But there's a
lot of shirtless young boys in it, and I wonder

(10:54):
why and he had, he developed a fear of Cornfield.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
I also watched Nightmare two on that yeah, well yeah,
trying one night he watched the Gays Freddy Krueger movie
and Theers. You know, this movie just did not make
me feel good. I was on edge were shirtless, that's
you know. If the Clouds were shirtless and had like
sexy overalls would be a totally different story. But I mean, like,

(11:22):
the movie really gave me vibes of like an adult
Goosebumps version of Welcome to Dead House with like the
town full of bad people. Okay, alert probably shouldn't have
said that, but that's fine. Uh, this movie has probably
made for like horror buff teens. I feel like that
being said, though, I really fucking enjoyed it. I think

(11:42):
it was worth the watch. And this is for the record,
this was not a movie that I watched on double speed.
This was a normal speed movie, and boy did I
enjoy it. It wasn't so bad in the not so
perfect world of model Joey Joey.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
We don't get early screeners from shutter Okay, it was
a probably when you did it with screen box. I
don't know if you know this, but screen box was
sending us early screeners, and the two we were viewed
had Joey and Crystal and Gil going like, yeah, I
watched it double speed to make it go faster, and
I went, you, son, some bitches they're sending us early.
I'll get the screeners had become more infrequent, Thank you, guys.

(12:20):
I get one like every few months now. Thanks a
lot of guys. I'll convince them joe had a clown
in the Cornfield. You're probably holding back all your opinions.
You just want to get them out there. What did
you think?

Speaker 3 (12:32):
I didn't watch this shit?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Okay, so Clown in the Cornfield. I actually had fun
with it. It was sort of generic, not in like
a bad way. Though. The characters were fun enough. They
weren't like Bland really. Uh So. I was invested in
the girls, so I actually didn't mind the father daughter story.
I thought that was fun. The whole thing with her

(12:54):
learning how to use the stick shift actually came into
play an Alley, which I thought was really really clever.
Uh yeah, the cast is solid. Chris Durant, I don't
know he in the same year he goes or no,
I was probably yeah, So within one year he's like
the main bag guy and Planet of the Apes for
and then he's the main bag guy and clown on
the corn. Yeah, just fucking anything. It's a really good time.

(13:18):
I was not expecting the one twist where there's multiple clowns.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
When they came out, I was like, wait, what the
fuck's going?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Without spoiling too much, it gets it gets a little
hot fuzz at the end a little. The was that
that that famous book The Lottery. I think, uh it
they borrow like a plot point from other movies.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
But overall, very very solid indie horror film. It looked great.
It flowed really well. It wasn't like they didn't do
any cheap, low budget stuff where they hide the gore
too much or just.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Were good too. Yeah, kills were solid.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
The kills were solid. It was exciting. Uh. Somehow there's
three books in this series.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
And there's I think there's one more being written now.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
But the way the movie ended, I'm like, where do
you go from there?

Speaker 2 (14:12):
I no idea.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
I don't know how you replicate this whole situation in
another town, or how do you bring it back. It's
a little confusing. How they're going to do a sequel
but overall, really really good time. I know some people
were hit or miss on it, but I've seen a
lot of bad slasher films, and when it comes to

(14:35):
bad indie films, if you watched our twenty eight days
later episode the twenty eight months after, I think watching
this after twenty eight months after was a good idea
because this looks so much better.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
By surprisingly, I watched it after a certain movie that
we're going to talk about, so I was worried. I
was like, oh fuck, how do you fucking follow this up?
It was. It was fantastic.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
I love it. But yeah, if you have a sit
do I suggest, uh, definitely check this out. Uh. And
it was cool, like going back a little bit. They
apparently I missed this. They did like a whole drive
in uh like thing for one weekend only it was
like driving's nationwide. We're playing clown in the cornfield, Like, oh,

(15:17):
that's one of those.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
But yeah, I don't know if it was a mahoning,
if it was, I missed it. If it was I missed.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
That's in the nation. Yeah they said mahone.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
And this is a maze MAHONEA opened in me. Maybe
they are I don't know anyway, Oh, I will be
at the Mahoning September fourteenth for the Punk Rock Flea Market.
Check me out there. Uh so yeah, Cloud in the Cornfield.
Highly recommend it. I mean there is some wokeness in it.
There's a lot of.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Talk broke. Are you shitting me? Now?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
It is like the one woke thing where like I
mean it.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Was that one woke frienda propaganda in here, so that.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
So you know how like a lot of things these
days are like we have to just shoehorn a gay
character in just be just have to do it. I'm
still in the fence if this is an example of that,
or if it was just a clever twist, because even
I was like, oh, that's why that was happening. How
did you feel, Joey C? I asked, for no reason
in particular.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Am I the token gay character? I'm talking to a
woman right now, I'll have you know, good lord?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Was was the gay thing out of left field? Or
was it appropriate?

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Now? You know what I fucking said? I said, finally, what.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Like finally cheaper screepers. They were pretending they weren't gay
in that cornfield, so it must have been so fresh.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah. Fuck, Yeah, finally someone's saying that the quiet part
out loud, You're going to Cornfield will come out gay.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
So yeah, if you're gay, like to hang out on Cornfield,
check out this movie. Next up, Truda, we sold you
on the movie. Are you gonna go? You can go
see Cloud.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I'm gonna movie rocks.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Trada is like I thought I was by but I
turns out I am lesbian. This movie really changes. Next up,
Wednesday season two, Part one, I actually de Part two
came out today right yaurday, yesterday, Yesterday, yesterday. So we
will come back next month and we'll finish our review

(17:37):
of Wednesday. Yeah, Wednesday was a huge success. A few
years ago really blew Jenna Ortega up. That was kind
of like the height, Like it was like scream X
this she was and other stuff too, But this is
like when she like you. I think that was like
early on you and whatnot and put her.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
On the map.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yes, he was in you.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
She was also the voice of a character in Jurassic
World Camp Cretaceous. Wow. I don't think they brought her
back for the spinoff show. I think she's a little
too big to be voicing characters in Jurassic World cartoons. So, yeah,
this was the new season. If you were on the
last wrap up, you would have saw that. Me in prison,
Mike got to see the first episode a few weeks early.
It's a lot of funn You got a Wednesday popcorn box.

(18:24):
I didn't keep it. It was like a flimsy cardboard
thing that was gonna be all greasy and gross. I'm like,
you know what, I'm just gonna throw this away. We
had a lot of fun at the premiere. So this
season does something that I think the last season was lacking.
It has the I don't know if you heard of
these characters. It has the Adams family in it. Are
you aware of these characters? The Adams family.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
I've heard whispers of them.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Okay, because look, I like season one of Wednesday, but
toward the end, I was like, you know, without the family,
Wednesday's just not super interest thing to me. It really
was just goth Harry Potter and the romance is weird.
Romance was weird. Luckily this season the family moved right

(19:09):
next to the school and Pugsley's in the school, Like,
oh sweet, We're actually getting Adam's family. Shit, And I
love Louis Guzban as uh Gomez. I love him as Goman.
How do you feel about him as Gomez?

Speaker 2 (19:21):
He rocks, He's got the swagger man. Yeah, I just
love he looks like more of the animation style.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Didn't you not like him at first?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
No? I think I was fine. Oh no, it was
what's his face as Fester? I didn't like what's his
face as Faster?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay, okay, that was the one.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
I did like.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
I didn't like this actor.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
I think that maybe that's what I'm confusing Guzba. No,
I like that actor.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Maybe I'm confusing you with someone else.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, maybe some.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Other hairy Italian?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
What racist are you confusing me with? What the fuck? Anyway?
I like him because he looks like the classic Gomez,
because everyone imagines Gomez is handsome because the sixties show
in the nineties movie. But it's like and Tim Curry
played him once in a movie that's not good. But
I'm sure if Joey s sawid, he will have you
know that Adams Family Readion is a classic classic.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Fuck it's such a classic, it's unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Movie sometimes, So I like that he's more traditional Gomez
actually Fester didn't bother me? Who plays Fester again? Sorry?
His name is on the fuck who plays Faster?

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah? I don't fucking know his name.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
He's the famous.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Comedian I don't pay attention to.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Read something right? Uh Wednesday Fester t something? No no,
Fred Armison, Fred Armison from Portlandia and Saturday Night Live
and a bunch of other stuff. He was actually good
this season. All right. So this season basically she's back
at school. She has a stalker. She also has a

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bunch of fans who worship her because she saved the
school last season, including this invisible lady who turns out
to be a stalker, but not the stalker who's stalking her.
She's working with her psychic powers. Oh new head of
the school, Steve buchemy stealing the show for me.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Mm hmm, you look alike?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Oh me?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Oh come on, me and.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Steve by the dynas.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Crazy.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
A lot of meen in our area here. Uh, maybe
she'll come back. Joey, what did you think of Steve Buchevy?
Because one, I didn't know he was in this.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah, oh good you're back.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
I didn't know he was in this. I was in
the theater with Prison Mike, and he showed up on screen.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
I was like, Steve, I know, I literally had the
same reaction. I was like, oh my god, it's my man,
it's Donnie, Donnie himself.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
He's clearly gonna be the bad guy or a badish guy.
I fucking love him. Tryna, how do you feel about
Steve Buchemy so far?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
No?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
I like him. He's fucking hilarious.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah, I like Rocks.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
I love this whole subplot. Pugsley has a pet and
zombie Blur who's like a previous student from like in
the past, and they're trying to keep him under control.
I think he kills Anthony Michael Hall. He Killsony Michael.
So Pugsy's dealing with Slur. Wednesday's trying to figure out
who's stalking her and who's trying to kill her friend,

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so Enit is at risk. She has a psychic vision
that Enitt will get killed. I love the beginning with
Hailey Joel Osmon.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
He's funny, dude, It's so fucking good. I know that
was like the teaser, so I who was coming, But
oh my god, I loved it.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
I could have watched a whole fucking show of that. Yeah,
did you guys see Hailey Joel Osmon get arrested earlier
this year?

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, just recently.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah, that's really funny. It's kind of funny.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Okay, I'm just sorry.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
If I really getting shit faced drunk, I'm not going
to a ski resort to ski. That's just not me.
And I'm definitely not gonna do anything that would show
that I was drunk at a ski resort. So I
end up getting arrested, And if I was to get arrested, guys,
I wouldn't say anything. So, Yeah, her psychic powers are growing.

(23:25):
She's using it to stop crime, She's using it to
find out who is going after her.

Speaker 7 (23:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
They circle back to this guy, the Hide from last season,
who was recently mused and Daredevil born again. Tranna, why
are you grabbing your mouth? Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Why do I ship them.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
So bad?

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Toic?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Wasn't he sorry? I forget a lot of the first season.
Wasn't he like emotionally emotionally manipulated by Christina Ricci?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Maybe if he had a good owner.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
You just like that. It's a hairy man beast who
will just take Okay, is he is he hotter?

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Like? This?

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Is he hotter as this.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Or the Hide?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Which one do you like more? Uh? As this?

Speaker 3 (24:14):
I like the whole unhinged Look.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Did you watch your double Board again? Yeah? Yeah, it
was pretty good in that he was pretty good. I
didn't know if you watched it. Come on, I assumed
you stop watching Marvel because it's woke like the rest
of us. You can plain about it in private text messages.
You're like, che hold though, who there's a lot of

(24:40):
men in that show? Which one one? Vincent's Inofrio? I you,
Oh my god, what the fuck is wrong with that?
Lady hater? Christina Ricci's back. I didn't think she was

(25:03):
gonna come back. They gave her an unfortunate wig. She's
back as a bad guy. Overall, I'm enjoying this season
more than season one because again, season one turned into
just goth Harry Potter. This is still goth Harry Potter,
but the family being more involved is making me like
it more. Like I think like now that because Fester

(25:25):
was just in one episode last season, I think right, yep.
And then there was the whole mystery with Gomez, like
did he kill that guy? Like they weren't around enough,
but now the thy'd there. I'm like, this is feeling
a lot like Adams. I think it's also helping that
I'm also watching a lot of the original Adams Family,
like on a tv U, so maybe that's helping me.
When I'm not watching Baywatch on a loop, I put

(25:46):
on Adams Family, Guys, Classic Guys. You know I've been
single for five years.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
I can't tell.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
You're doing your kid, You're doing great. Had a third.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Sides that I've been single for almost half a decade.
One of them is that I'm watching.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Over seven years for me.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Wow, Joey, Joey, are we gonna be okay?

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Joe No, Tony, I'm losing hope here for the both
of us. But it's bad. God kill me.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
It's gonna be good man. We're gonna win it. We're
gonna win.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
We're gonna win. So I'm sucking up. It's gonna sorrows away.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
I was gonna say, are we gonna have a saving
Silverman moment? You want to be gay with me?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah, that's exactly it. Someone's gonna bring it up.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
I don't know, so, Joey, how are you feeling overall
on season two so far is it'll win for you.
Are you gonna watch the second half?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
I think I'm gonna watch the second half the first
The first season was way more exciting for me because
I was the lead. I covered it for a company
who shall not be named.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, because did they finally give you a season decision?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
They sent me a decent desist yet.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
A couple of times I warn you, But anyway, no, yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
We're not gonna fuck about it. You can fuck right now.
So it's an exciting time. You know. It was my
first major, you know series that I covered. So when
season two got announced, I'm like, oh my god, this
could be incredible. And like the first two episodes of
season two, I really wasn't that excited, Like I felt
like there were too many new characters, there were like
pacing issues, and it wasn't I think it wasn't until

(27:32):
like halfway through the second episode where I finally got
on board. And that's probably because I started watching it
at the same time as Twisted Metal, so like two
different fucking places. But Jen Ortegas, she fucking rocks with
her deadpan delivery, and shit, I do like that Season
two is like darker and bolder because I feel like

(27:54):
not it, but but I feel like not everybody likes
that compared to like the first season had a good
balance of humor and horror. There's a little bit of that,
but I feel like it's a lot darker now.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
So I don't know. And Tim Burton's style shines through
so much it fucking rocks.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yeah, I gotta watch. I forgot Lady Gaga's coming to
ruin the show with her act. I mean maybe maybe
she'll be playing a character who's supposed to not have
any facial expressions because she can't move her face. I
learned when I was watching Joker Too and Imax. I'm like,
why would they cancel a woman who can't move her face? Tran,
How do you feel about the season so far?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:32):
No, I like it. I definitely want to watch the
new half.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
But I also found out you know Matt Hardy, the wrestler.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah yeah, his wife Rebbi, Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
They have a daughter, and.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
He has a lot of kids.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
No. Number one.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
His daughter's popular online because she's known as Gothic Baby.
She's gonna be in season three as Baby Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Really.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Oh, they're doing a little flashback. Wow, I guess they're
already doing the season three.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
I was just gonna say this is news to me.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
She put up a I think it's on Instagram and
TikTok whatever she does like a behind the scenes thing
because she's on set like.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Multiple times and she's been posting about it.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
And if you freeze at the one part where she does,
like when she looks through like the scope thing, if
you freeze it, it says Gothic baby in season three.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
So oh yeah, those NDAs she signed. Really, I think
she was allowed to do it personally.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
But here's one problem I have with the show. So
they introduce a grandmother, but that doesn't look like Grandmama.
They call her Grandmama, but that doesn't look like Grandma.
But now you're a super Adams Family fan like me,
you'll know that Grandmama goes back and forth in Adam's family,

(29:52):
being either Gomez or Mortitia's mom. So it's possible that
this grandma re meeting is Granny Frump, which would make
sense because I think it's Mortisha's mother. So maybe we'll
actually get the real grandmother. I'm hoping that's not the
real grandmother because she looks fucking nothing like her, and
everyone else is pretty spot on. But if she's Granny Frump,

(30:13):
then I'll be totally fine with it. I don't think
you guys care about it as much as I do.
I don't think you're invested in the Adams family law
like me. You fucking posers.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Well, you know, the gift move, the guilt the gift.
The guilf movement is a big now, so I feel
like that's kind of what they're going after.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Hey, the original Granny Frump was the Wicked Witch from
Wizard of Oz. That's not guilty enough for you.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
It's a little too guilfy, I think. I think little
swipe but left on that one man.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
And Johannah is showing off her cat hold on, get
it out of the way. There he is, Marias. We're
supposed to be professional here, guys.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
I'm sorry. My son loves me.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
I'm sorry. We're at sixty nine nice thousand subscribers, Thank
you very much. We need to start acting a little
bit more professional here.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Cat Yeah, I'm very professional, Tony. I always keep it
for fresh.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Okay, so uh we get rid of this, oh speak actually,
speaking of twisted Metal quick aside next week, me and
Joey c Will come back with a review of Twisted
Metal Season two. I just finished it today. I'm see
I'm excited to see it. Would you? What is your

(31:38):
come on?

Speaker 3 (31:39):
He's loving on me.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
I'm not doing anything. He's doing it, Kitty. We're recording
right now. Get out of here real quick.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Johannah, what remember you were complaining about that Sex and
the City reboot coming back and sucking? Aready triggered? Okay,
they brought back another show that we love. King of
the Hill is back, baby, and I've actually kind of

(32:11):
spoiled this in previous episodes. I was real invested in
a King of the Hill reboot. I've watched I mean
I've watched the whole series a number of times, but
a few years ago, like around Lockdown whatnot, I watched
it again and me and someone at the time were
like thinking, like what if they brought this back? Like
what would you do? And I actually had a lot

(32:32):
of fun thinking about it. So when they announced that
they were doing a reboot, I went, oh my god,
this is actually one of the few TV revivals that
I'm on board for that I'm actually excited for, not
like when they brought X files back and I went,
this is probably gonna suck, and then it sucked minus
two episodes. See, I was scared for King of the Hill.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Okay, well, I don't trust any of these reboots.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
But I was. I was on board at first until
the actor who played Dale died, who was Johnny Hardwick.
And as soon as I heard he died and he
didn't finish his audio recordings, I went, canceled the show.
Cancel the show right now. You don't have a show
without Dale. It's done, It's over. But no, they went

(33:18):
They went through with it anyway.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
And I also was getting nervous Show Hannah after that
when I was like, why would they green light the
why would they still do this? Uh? I watched it
earlier this month. I fucking loved it minus two things. Joey,
were you a big King of the Hill fan?

Speaker 2 (33:38):
I've watched it occasionally on some magic cookies, but other
than that.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
No, did you watch any of this reboot?

Speaker 2 (33:45):
I did? Boy? Did I How.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Did you feel, as someone who's not really a hardcore fan?
Did it work for you?

Speaker 3 (33:51):
No?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
I think it did. I think it's a rare instance
where like a TV revival is done pretty good. It
feels like the original series without trying too hard. Yeah, honestly,
it doesn't feel like there was an eighteen year gap
or whatever between the original series and this. You know,
the change in voice actors is very obvious, especially with Dale.

(34:14):
But it's good. I'll probably finish it. I think it's
a really great revival.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I mean, and it's it's actually easy to do because
like the whole thing with Hank Kill. Hank Kill's a
fascinating character to me. I know, he's like a cartoon character,
but like everyone who doesn't really watch the show thinks
he's like this boring white trash dude or whatever. But
when you actually watch the show and learn about his backstory,
it's like his dad was fucking awful and he had

(34:41):
a horrible childhood, so like he wants to do something
right for his son and be the dad he never had.
But then he got a weird ass side, so it's
like he's trying to be the most sane person in
his insane world, like my dad. Yeah, you would really
like the show, so yeah, and then like it was

(35:02):
all him trying to adjust with the times in the nineties,
so to bring him back now when everything's even more ridiculous,
Like it was the perfect time to bring back hand
kill And the one that killed me early on is
when he tried to use the bathroom and he comes
back to Peggy and goes, are we all gender? Like
he's totally confused by Johanna, How did you feel about

(35:22):
the revival?

Speaker 2 (35:23):
I absolutely fucking love it. Literally.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
The only thing missing from it is like the original
art style, but obviously they can't use the original art style.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Wasn't even that bad. It could have looked a lot worse.
I thought the art was fine.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Well no, it doesn't exist anymore.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
So like I understand why it looks like this now,
So like that's the only complaint. I guess it's not
even a complaint. It's just like I understand.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
But yeah, no, And how they actually like worked in
the whole how they went away and came back to
the stuff fucking perfect.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
It's good.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
So of course the internet drifters jumped on this image
pretty early on and say it was a woke of
the Hill, king of the woke whatever. I forget this
is I think this guy's voice by Keith David. I
forget if he was in the original series, but Hank
and Peggy went to Saudi Arabia. After he left, uh,
strickling propane or stricle PLoP pane closed down. He went

(36:17):
to Saudi Arabia, lived in a community there and worked
on their propane all over their city for a few
years before COVID. He's been gone for a few years.
They leased their house out to this guy. He then
moves down the street when they come back, so they're back,
and it's a good way to like reintroduce everyone, Like, Okay,
he's been away for us, it's been like eighteen years.

(36:39):
It's been like five years, so let's come back. Let's
see how everyone's doing. Bill Bill, Bill took it the hardest.
Bill is like on my six hundred pound life, He's
just ordering everything. He got to the end of Netflix.
He's like, I had to the end of Netflix. Like

(37:00):
what show? He's like, no, Netflix, I got to the
end of it, and he's like, when you get to
the end, they send you a wellness check. Boomhwer classic
ladies Man boom Hower is now sandbagged with the lady
and her step kid. Uh So that was like a
pretty fun dynamic. They didn't do too much with Boomhower,

(37:22):
and not that they should. He was kind of by
the way, I forgot the very the official last episode
of King of the Hill, not the con one because
they aired him out of order. The official episode. Last
episode of King the Hill, they finally revealed that boom
Hower was a state trooper all this whole time. Uh
you see the badge on his dresser. It's like, oh,

(37:42):
is that how they got out of trouble all those times?
It was a state trooper. See, I was fine with
them kind of glossing over boom Hower. Dale became the mayor.
That was my favorite guy thing. Things got so bad
that Dale became the mayor. Uh, but yeah, I love

(38:03):
seeing where all these characters were.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Bobby is a chef. He has an Asian restaurant. He
tries to uh fusion, Yeah, Asian fusion restaurant. He's still
hung up on Connie. He's still hung up on Connie,
and Bobby ends up hooking up where he should have
stayed with that girl. Are we I'm sorry? Am I am?

(38:27):
I in the minority aid with that girl?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
The one episode. I don't want to spoil it, but
when she does what she does, it's the Funniest fucking
Thing show.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
And Bobby is, uh, Bobby doesn't want to tatter. After that,
I'm like Bobby, I'm like, Bobby, you hit the gold mine.
You found a girl who likes her dad very rare.
She loved her dad so much that she ships let's
his faces death. To say anything, I'm sorry, I have

(39:04):
to say it. She does have the shaved head. They're
in college. Well he's not in college, but everyone else
is in college. And I love that they're calling Connie
out on her shit because she's like, I'm Polly and
they're like, oh, yeah, so they can do a side fuck.
Uh whmember people tell me they're Polly. I'm like, oh,
be an adult, just cheat. What are you doing with

(39:25):
this shit? You're just cheat? Like an adult. You didn't
even say that.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
You were like, oh, maybe I should have just labeled
myself as Polly so I could have gotten away with everything.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
I know in college. That would have gotten me out
of so many fucking jams. If I was like, I'm sorry,
I'm Polly and you're not really respecting my identity. Uh,
why are you mad at me that some girls blowing
up my Facebook wall? Instaid I had to disable my
Facebook wall. Anyway, that was college Tony, very different person.
If any ladies are watching, I'm a different man. Connie

(39:58):
fucking sucks. She got worse and I really I was
so upset that Bobby was still lusting after him, Like, Bobby,
let it go. She's terrible man.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Yeah, Bobby, though she's with.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Ted Osnassan's son. It's like, come on no, but yeah,
I love that she's in the whole poly thing. But
then she gets like jealous that Bobby finds a girl, like, oh,
you guess he's on standby. I see how it is.
It was weird hearing cursing in this because they're on loom,
super weird. Did that throw you off? Johannah? Like the cursing,
it's just because I'm not used to hearing it. King

(40:31):
of the Hill.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
But one from Peggy had me on the floor.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Which one did she say?

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Which one was that?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Fuck? She did say? Fuck? Yes, Okay, I missed that.
I gotta I'm actually looking for an excuse to rewatching
on the floor. Another John Redcord died. Both actors who
played John Redcord died. This one died like right before
the show. Uh did Johannah just die.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
What the oh.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Their arm is like stuck behind the freaking cat. He
wants to like cuddle time.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
I was wondering with the reboot, are they finally gonna
reveal that John Redcorn is Joseph's father? They didn't, And
I love I love when Dale says something, Oh, you're
gonna give that to Peggy and Jy Records goes, I've
been giving it to Peggy for you. Also, it is
funny to see age finally catch up with John Redcorn.

(41:27):
He's like Balding, he has the gut and everything. So yeah,
they're still out at those two. So yeah, again, sadly
Johnny Hardwick died. So in his place is Toby huss
who are actually gonna talk about when we talk about weapons?
He was in Weapons. Toby Husk got to do Dale
and he doesnt. Okay, job it was okay. I feel

(41:51):
like they should have found someone who could do it perfectly.
How did you feel about Toby hust doing the voice?

Speaker 2 (41:58):
It was It did throw me off a little bit because.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
It goes back and forth for like it does three
or four episodes.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Until he gets a hold of it sort of thing.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Well, it's because it is the real one and him,
and I think midway.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Through the season, Yeah, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yeah, they went back, They went back and forth. That's
why there's one episode that ends with a title card
that says, in memory of John Harwick. I think that's
the last one that I was recording, Yeah, because I
thought it was weird to do it in the middle
of the season. But I'm like, oh, no, he did
record for a little bit. Uh, Trandon, what were you
saying about it? Were you on board with it or
was it just too no that.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
It also threw me off for a little bit because
I was like, oh, is it.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
The new guy?

Speaker 3 (42:41):
It sounds like him.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
And then finally it kicked up and I was like, oh, okay,
now I hear it.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Now I know what you're all thinking. They're like, Toby
Husted Dale, man, he must have been doing double duty
because he also does conpe. Nope, he didn't come back
as con And to their credit, they do make a
joke early in the season they're talking about cartoon characters
who wouldn't be voiced by the actors. They're like, yeah,

(43:09):
you couldn't do that today, And then several episodes later
we get con voice by who gives a fuck? He sucks.
The convoice didn't even try to sound like Con at
all at all. So the point where it was like
it was just one episode and like, just don't have
fucking Con in the show. Con moved away, whatever, come

(43:31):
moved way? Who fucking cares? Instead, we gotta watch this
episode with Con and the whole time you're like, that's
not Con. And then you see Dale and you're like,
I know that's fucking Con. Why isn't he voicing Con?
Like I get it look different times whatever. I feel
like there should be a loophole, like, all right, you
did it in the nineties, you get to still do
it now. Did it ruin it for anyone else? Am

(43:53):
I racist? What's going on here?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
No? I don't think you're racist per se. It was
definitely threw me off a little bit now that you
mention it. Thinking back, But if you had no idea,
like if you were a casual fan and you just
had it on the background, I think it'd be all right.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Yeah, no, no, you would notice you like this, Johanna.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Say it.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
It's bad, it's bad, just say the white guy did it?
Better say it right now. I'll full screen you say
the white guy huddle, huddle, Johanna, you know that I
have a personal attachment to this because I played a
horrible Asian stereotype in high school for the Anything Goes play.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
I'm so sad the tape got fucked up when the
original like official recording happened, because it's bad. I'd be
posting it everywhere.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
You just posted. I posted the picture.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
You can still put no, no, no, it's the actual act.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
You know what's funny, Joey C. We learned at that time.
We learned that a lot of productions or schools don't
include the Chinese characters that Anything Goes or they or
they change them. Not our school. Our school was like, yes,
we're doing the Chinese characters. And someone should have said, hey,
there's no like Chinese people in the school to play

(45:22):
these characters. And they went, I know that Italian and
that guy there were Yeah, but they didn't audition. I
think they did an audition. What did you wanted them
the first them? I think that's what you would. You
wanted our asshold on to be like you Asian ladies,
get in there your Asian whatever she's done worse. I

(45:48):
think she like watched me get changed into one outfit,
and I don't think you need to be there for
that part. I don't know if you guys are watching
the Time Coop episode with Nostalgia critic and Adam but
I mentioned that I went to an all boys school
and at the very end of like, so let's do
Boy of the Week, and Doug just goes, what do

(46:09):
they do to you? They're like, what's wrong? What's wrong? Nothing?
Con sucks. Although it was funny that he got divorced
and they had to hide the divorce. That was pretty funny.
A couple episodes I liked. I liked the Alley Guys,
Beer the Brewer, the Brewing episode. That was actually a
lot of fun because the whole like struggle Hank has

(46:30):
now is what is he gonna do now that he's retired,
because he devoted his whole life to work, Like, what's
he gonna do? I like the episodes with him and Bobby.
I like all him and Bobby actually connect it later
in life, they go to that fantasy camp together, they
find some common ground. So I like the Beer episode.
I love them Hunting the Hogs. I thought that was

(46:53):
actually a fun episode. I don't know if you know this,
But in America, we have a huge problem with wild
boar while hogs, and we have to kill all of them.
It's like a huge fucking are you Were you aware
of this, Joey?

Speaker 2 (47:05):
See No, I I didn't even know we had them
over here in America.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Oh yeah, it's a problem. It's a problem. Oh, there's
so many memes. There's videos of people like capturing and
killing them and stuff. It's become a whole thing. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
I had fucking La La land every year.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
If I see a fucking hog like walk by my
little hot dog stand on the corner and be fucking furious.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
It's all for some Tony propaganda.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
So that is true. I just fucking assume that everything
Tony tells me is the truth.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Here we go. The US faces. The US face is
a severe wild boar federal hog problem due to their
status as a destructive invasive species, with populations exceeding nine
million in thirty nine states. These animals cause Joey, it's
a problem. These animals cause an estimated two point five

(47:58):
billion in annual damage to crops, livestock, property, and ecosystems
by rooting, consuming native plants, and spreading disease like tuberculosis.
All efforts focus on public hunting, trapping, fencing, and targeted
removal programs to manage their rapid reproduction harbling back. So
I like that they start like a hole like business,

(48:20):
and they put it on like the stock market, and
then it and this again now that I'm an adult.
As an adult, I relate more to some Kingdom Hill stuff,
and since this is a new one in my generation,
I relate more to purchasing a stock on an app
right before it plummets. I've been there. Have you been there,
Joey C I bet.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Oh man, I've been there a million times, dude.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Where people told me to buy early and I went, Okay,
it's looking good, let me buy it now, and then
the next day it's like just in the shitter. I'm like,
why did I do that? Why did I do that?
Just buy index ETFs. That's what I've learned in the
last five six years. I got a little carried away
with COVID just buying whatever, and I'm like, index ets
they're safe. They only go down when the whole market

(49:05):
coast down. Other than that, they're slow in steady.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
So invest in that, stay away from wild bores disease
and bacteria like my ex girlfriend. And then we gotta,
you know, decrease the population.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
You want to you wanna go in more detail there?
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Now? Last time I went in more detail on the internet,
I got to see some desist letter.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
I realized there's a clip a picture that I didn't include.
Let me see if I can find it. Did I
save it to a different thing? Where the fuck is? Okay? Uh?
My favorite episode, Joey, I don't know if you got
to it, Johannah, are you I had to gribe my
cat to get the off. Okay, I think you can

(49:51):
guess what my favorite episode was. It was The Manisphere
Andrew Tait one so so good hand. So we One
of my favorite things is we do catch up with
some characters, and I was like, oh, they gonna bring
up both of Hank's brothers. So we get the Korean
Hank I forgot what his name was on a zoom
call and they're they're like getting like Cotton's a state

(50:13):
or whatever. Uh, and we get good Hank, who was
Cotton's much younger son from a much younger wife. Good
Hank is now eighteen years old. He's going through what
we're all going through, Joey C. Male loneliness. It's an epidemic.
We have to stop it. The men are being a
race because women like Johanna and they need the There's

(50:35):
these young men that look for strong, masculine roll bottles
and I know, Joey C. We get dm by them
all the time saying how can you make us more manly?
But sometimes they go to people like Andrew Tait or
who is Remember the guy did the jacked brunch? Do
you remember that? Oh?

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Yeay, I think that's the one you sent me videos of.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yeah, you know, the one who was just like jacked Brunch,
I'm gonna teach you how to be a man. And
then they were like, hey, this guy did a lot.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Was that the same guy. That's the same guy that
did like the thing on the beach where they all
started crying and shit like that or something.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Oh no, that was a different thing, all right. So
there's a lot of these like man retreat programs that'll
teach you to be masculine, and I love I love
that Hack is unaware of it, so he doesn't know
how cringe it is. But then he gets there and
they're all like disrespect to women. He's like, well, hang
on one second, because he's like the heck is the
only guy who has a good relationship with the woeman

(51:27):
out of all of them. And I loved it was
h It was Dedrich Bader as the voice of the
asshole guy. Uh, it was my favorite episode. Make a
fun of the Manisphere grifter thing is one of my
favorite stuff because young men do need a lot of help.
Women are ruining their lives and there's these assholes like
Dan Andrew Tait that are trying to lead them astray

(51:48):
when they should just be watching Hack the movies instead. True, Rue, Janna,
what would be better for young men in America signing
up for Andrew Tait sex trafficking ring or watching Hack
the movies.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Watching Hackley movies for Joey c.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
That's fucking right, babe, Man, I gotta at that.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Place is just ridiculous. So of it, Johnny. You gotta
call your Comcast a Verizon guy. I don't know what's
going on. It's a big tunnel overall, other than the
one actor dying so he can't do it and uh,
woke miss not giving us a real con other than
those two things. I could not be happier with the

(52:30):
new King of the Hill. I fucking loved it. I
hope they do more seasons. To be honest, I'm sure,
because there's a lot of shit you can make fun
of it. I think they only did what like eight
episodes or whatever, or fourteen I forget how much it was,
but they could go harder. I want to see more.
I want to see more of this, and I think
we're all on board with it.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
And I think they will based on the recent South
Park spike. Oh god, they'll jump on board.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
I don't know, Yeah, one hundred percent. They need to
do more of it. But now we're at the mid
show thing. Let's do some mid show super chest, shall we?

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Yeah, give me a stupid chest.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Huse the entertainment for two Looney Tunes dollars some communists
to doll uh. So far, I'm really not enjoying the show.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Oh man. Yeah, because the last time he came on,
he said like four slurs and we had to get
rid of them.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
And then I went on his channel afterwards and he
clipped me. They did a they did a whole Christopher
Nolan stream, what's his best stuff? And then I called
in right at the Dark Knight Rises part where the
Batman mask and the pain mask, and I just yelled
at everyone on the panel for not loving it in
the pain and back and then he clipped it. He
clipped that part, but he included are you done? Okay,

(53:45):
I'm done now okay. He clipped that part, but he
left like ten minutes of lead in before I show up.
I'm like, why would you leave that in the stupid
fucking thing, idiot?

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Anyway, people aren't professionals and for the money.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Me and him did an episode of smule Buckman Show.
And I know I know what you two are thinking.
You got on schmule Buckman Show. I did. I did
get on smil Wow hehoa Zoey this lady not knowing
shmuel am I right, uh Lukes Steve for two dollars.
Obscurest Lupa is already reviewing All Day Watch. I don't

(54:20):
give a fuck with obscures. S Lupa was one of
the I actually used to watch some of her stuff
back in the day. She was one of the many
ex Channel Awesome people who tried to cancel Doug Walker
and everything that which everyone took seriously at the time,
but then five years later they're looking back on it
and they're like, oh's just a lot of people complaining

(54:41):
about bullshit. And I obviously I'm anti obscures Lupa because
Doug's been on my show.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Yeah, watch any of these people.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Fine, it turns it turns out when they all made
the jump from blip to YouTube, a lot of people
stopped watching them. Uh dude, abides for a member for
seventeen WHOA just found out they made a new Leprechan movie,
not officially. I think you're talking about Leprechaun Leprechaun Revenge,
which is a film made by the Terrifier people and

(55:13):
director of the movie stream who you might be seeing
on the channel at some point. But I don't want
to officially announce it because it's we haven't shot it yet.
As a proof of concept, they got the guy who
played Leprechaun in the last official Leprechan movie.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Not Hornswaggle, you mean, come on.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Another guy. So they made a short film like what
if they were to make Leprechaun? And it got some
around it. Warwick Davis approved of it.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Where is it?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
It's just on YouTube. I did a video I did
a videos sharing my thoughts on it, and since Joey
C didn't know it existed, that means that video didn't
do super well. But you should definitely check it out.
Andrew Kern, who does a lot of the artwork for
mahone and Drive In, he actually did opening title sequence
for it. He actually told me he was involved with this,

(56:02):
so I'm like, oh shit, I'll actually check it out.
Uh pike o jet Black, who still has not fixed
his name for five dollars. Tony's bright light is making
him look like a grand wizard. I'm starting to get worried.
Panel help him with getting a woman. Hashtag Tony needs
to get late now, Joanna, I don't play a lot
of World Warcraft and I didn't watch Game of Thrones.

(56:25):
What is a grand or Harry Potter? Was that something
in the later Harry Potter movies or books? Do you
know what that is? I'm not a nerd.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
I just assume it's somebody very manly, very handsome, very
successful on the dating apps.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Oh okay, right, I should put that in my I
should put that in my profile. Okay, cold on, Okay,
I pull up okay cubeit I have I have been
called a grand wizard. Okay, I just added it. You're
a has been suspended for breaking terms of what the fuck?

(57:04):
Oh oh, well, I'm sure that was related to something else. Yeah, anyway,
you know so, I've been known for having my account
of spent my accounts suspended for breaking terms of surface
cassilversus the bod Monster. Rest in peace.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
If you don't get that fixed in the next month,
I'm hitting appeal and if something happens, something happens.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Okay, I'll look into it. We might be neighbors soon,
so I think that would be a good time to
bring it back. Uh. Homely for six oh, Homely for
six sixty five, Homely six sixty five for five dollars,
longtime viewer, first time super chatter? What the hell? You

(57:44):
should have been super chatting all the time? All communicate
Homely six sixty five. You should only communicate with me
through superchats going forward. Uh, just sharing some love to
my favorite reviewers. Fuck. I shouldn't have been that mean
to him. I should have read the whole thing before
I just I need to meet him and to wait,
hold on now I should be meet him. What the

(58:04):
fuck is this? Sharing some love? To my favorite reviewers
and Tony, I really got to start reading these things
before I say that out loud. Seriously love the channel, Tony,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
I don't think that was supposed to be sarcasle though.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
I think that was supposed to be like just sending
love to my favorite reviewers, and Tony, I think separating
you from the other reviewers real quick.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Johannah, there's a super chat about to come up. Uh,
but neither me or Joey can read it because it's
from our treacherous former fan, Rob K, who during boys
months said that he liked Kaylee show more than mine.
Thought to win him over I thought, I said, I

(58:49):
keep a picture of him on my death behind my desk,
saying do it for rob K, and he chose Kaylee
over us, which is why I made him Beta of
the Week few weeks ago. So I can't read it
because I disavowed Rob K. Joey can't read it as
a former Boy of the Week, so you're gonna have
to read it because you're kind of a woman and

(59:10):
he prefers feminine stuff. So here we go.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Favorite Baywatch actress that isn't Pamela Anderson. I'd say, Donna
de Erico.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
I say that, right, Donna de Erica. Uh, the girl
who I was making fun of in the later seasons.
What was her name? Uh?

Speaker 2 (59:32):
I'd say the one with the bikinis? My favorite ones?

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Uh brook Burns, Right, I think it's brook Burns. But yes,
Brooke Burns fucking blonde smoke show in the latest season.
I love that fucking Baywatch and Baywatch Hawaii. Brook Burns
is the one to go to. Although I posted that
clip of Pamela Anderson in her face fake tis, fake
tits playing with a dog on the beach, and I'm like,

(59:57):
how am I supposed to clean my room when there's
a twenty four hour bay Watch channel? Uh? Johanne, you
want to weigh in? Who's your favorite Baywatch actress?

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
The one with the bikinis? Good answer? I completely fucking
agree with him. Yeah, God, I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Love Handsome devil Audios for two dollars, Tony, how could
you forget the Streets Sets guy?

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Yeah? Fred Armison was the Street Sets guy from I
Think You Should Leave, Johnny you watch I Think You
Should Leave?

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
The one. Remember he's he's trying to show his kids
that he's tough, so he placed the tape of him
beating up a guy on the street. Fred Armison was
the guy who was like, it looks fake. It looks
it was supposed to look cool, but it looks like
it's shiite. He's the street sets guy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Gil from One Take me, Okay, it's supposed to be me,
Gil and his brother Daniel live recapping every episode of
Alien Earth. But I learned a couple weeks into this
that it's actually me and Gil or me and Daniel
because they think the show's optional. Apparently. Well, I'm in

(01:01:09):
it for the long haul. Also, Johanna, next week, if
you're caught up, feel free to join us.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:01:13):
I need.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
I need to catch up really bad, especially.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
That last episode where it's just an alien isolation episode.
It's pretty cool?

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Gil from One Take for four ninety nine or Yeah, Tony,
what advice would you give a budding young podcaster hoping
to make it in twenty twenty five asking for a
friend Daniel? H Well, your friend Daniel. When I say
does my mic sound good? And he says it sounds okay,
he should be a little bit more clear because my

(01:01:42):
audio is garbage. In that last one, I had to
do it at my sisters because the internet, for whatever,
it wasn't even bad. The other night, the weather and
my internet just had a bunch of outages. So I
did it at my sisters and I used my Yetnie
mic and I wasn't close enough to it. It sounded
really really bad. But yes, every Tuesday after the show airs,
tune in, have us talk about it live, and I

(01:02:03):
put it on the audio podcast feed so you get
to the next day. Pike o jet But Jesus Christ,
we're getting other're mostly Pipo Jet black, Pigo jet black. Tony,
whenever you talk about yourself, it looks like you're getting
freaky while your thin hairline exposes the wide load you
call a forehead.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Why, oh my fucking god, god.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Hiko jet black. Why do people make fun of Tony's
wideloading Piko jet black for two dollars better lover Tony
PLUSO or han'k killed you?

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
People spend real money on this shit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
I can't. Oh you know what, pigot next stream? I
think I might, I might punish you. I'm not gonna
read any chats that are ten dollars or above anymore.
All right, he doesn't though, yeah, I would. I don't
know what to tell you. Lauren Schroeder for five dollars

(01:03:08):
post twenty twenty one. Hank didn't mention the passing of
his cousin Dusty Hill from zz Top other than that
I'm all on board for this reboot. Okay. They couldn't
mention it. They didn't mention lu An or Lucky at all. Yeah.
I thought they would at least say like what they
were I knew obviously they can't.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Believe it away.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
She's doing great business in like California or something like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
How was their baby? How old would their baby be now?
Probably still young though, Okay, okay, Pigo Jack Black, please
review the Lethal Weapon movies Jacques Turner. Fun fact, Philamar
played the black Japanese man in the episode and homage
to Samurai Jack. Oh, that's right, there was like a

(01:03:51):
black Japanese guy in the King of the Hill show.
I thought that character was a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Pigo Jet Black for two dollars. Johannah, please talk about
your love porks. I think that means love four porks,
but he said porks. Do you have any creepy love
porks that I'm not aware of? No, okay, Piko jet
Black for two dollars, Joey c show Tony's real muscles

(01:04:17):
by flexing. Oh yeah, well look, if you want to talk,
you can talk about your parent fake laugh at me,
which all right, that's super.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Classic.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Now my other friends do super chats and it's all
like inside jokes and compliments and stuff, and I just
mostly get one asshole pointing out all my phones. So unlucky.
I love the rest of you, though, but Pyko jet Black,
could you be a little nicer?

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
I feel kind of bad.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Next up was like, well, next up the movie we
were all waiting for. It was number one on our list.
Lines around the block, Primitive War Baby, That's right, the
Primitive War movie is finally here. It was based off

(01:05:22):
a series of books called Primitive War. It stars Ryan
Quanty Jason Stackhouse. Chason Stackhouse from True Blood and What's
the Space Charby Pivot is also in this. It's about
a Vietnam army group that goes into a secluded area

(01:05:44):
to look for some Russians. They look for missing a
missing team and they find out that they've stumbled on
some weird Russian conspiracy that evolves dinosaurs and prestoric reptiles,
because those are technically not dinosaurs. Dinosaurs, so it's army
guys versus dinosaurs. You get some raptors in there, you

(01:06:06):
get some real.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Yeah, something in his eye.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Yeah, he has a knife in the eye. That's like
the main raptor. Yeah, yeah, I see. It's hard to watch.
I'm surprised you had to question me about that. That
was like one of the main villains toward the end
of the movie, which we all saw. But we'll get
to you around Joey C. What did you think of
Primitive War?

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Yeah, Tony, it was in a lot of theaters. Uh,
for a long time. I watched it. The dinosaurs were
very cool. One of the dinosaurs had an eye injury
that I didn't like. But but there was a lot
of fire in the movie, and it was really cool

(01:06:49):
because like multiple dinosaurs were yelling. They were yelling in
the movie and it really scared me. And and then
there were soldiers who were going through a but they
were fighting off the ticks, but really they were fighting
off giant flying dinosaurs. And then oh my god, there's
an Asian guy who was really scared because the dinosaurs

(01:07:10):
had a flashlight and they said, hey, hey, you're coming
with me, and the Asian guy was like, whoa, No,
I'm not. And then we went to your Patreon to
find out what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
No, we tell you why didn't know any better? I'd
say that you didn't watch the movie. You're trying to
improvise based off the slides that I'm showing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
No, no, I. I was so captivated by the dinosaurs
yelling in the movie that where it was really scary,
and it was a big theater with a lot of
people in there, a lot of showings in a movie,
and it was just really scary. It's really good because
the dinosaurs were really cool.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Were there any other parts you liked in the movie?

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Yep, yep. There was a part where a dinosaur ate
ice cube and then ice cubes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
You watched the god damn movie? You didn't watch it?
What was it not playing in a theater, dear you?
Was it only playing maybe once a day at select
theaters or something. Why didn't you see Primitive War?

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
No? I saw it. I just can't remember because there's
a lot of scary dinosaurs.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Joey didn't see Primitive War. I'm not I'm not falling
for this bullshit. You really let me down, Joey, You
really let me down. But luckily one of my oldest
friends who I know loves dinosaurs, loves spinosauruses. This is
a big summer for you. You had like five spinosauruses and
Jurassic World Rebirth and he got like six of them

(01:08:32):
in here. Uh, Joranna, how did you feel about Primitive War?

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
I didn't want this shit? How could you not watching?
It was the best movie of the year.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Okay, so you know what again, Johanna, big Jurassic Park
three fan loves spinosaurs You probably opted to see Jurassic
World Rebirth instead. What did you think of Jurassic World Rebirth?

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
I went and to come on streaming.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
I could tell you all about it. If you need
to know, just dash and I'll give it to you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Do you not like the new, more accurate redesign of
the spinosaurus?

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Oh, fie, I've seen like harbor cutouts and stuff and
stores and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
I don't care anyway. Primitive War is all right. Uh,
It's got a very generic plot. It's basically predator. What
the fuck are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
You better knock in the buck off.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
There's is there a dog in here back?

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
What is this fucking uh rowels well water everywhere. Get
out of here. I'm gonna give her a minute care
of that, bring her back in a little bit. Primitive war.
Uh was okay, This movie was on my radar for
a bit. I actually want more dinosaur movies and shows
with a decent budget because we only ever get Jurassic Park.

(01:09:57):
We like never get anything really good out of us
other than like a sci fi channel thing. So for me,
this was like a big deal. I really really wanted
to see this. I am going to try to review it,
like properly in more detail in the future. I was
talking to movie Dumpster because I know they wanted to

(01:10:17):
check it out. I was like, hey, no one on
the panel was able to see the movie, so if
you want to review it when it hits video on
demand or streaming, let me know. Are you situated? You good?

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
He's just gross?

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Okay? Yeah, So, I for the most part, really like this.
It feels like a very big budget sci fi channel movie.
The dinosaur effects, if you see the trailer, it's hit
or miss. They're also hit or miss in the movie. Surprisingly,
all the effects early on are pretty miss even though
they're in the dark and everything. They look pretty bad,

(01:10:53):
and I went, oh no, oh no. But then midway
through the movie and toward the end, I mean there's
like weird parts here and there, they actually get really good.
I'm like, why did you frontload this with really bad
CGI when you had good CGI the whole time. Yeah,
so it's a very interesting premise. I like the reason

(01:11:14):
they do get dinosaurs in Vietnam. It was pretty clever. Uh,
even if it was outlandish, they're mostly treated like real animals.
The only problem I really have with this movie is
that every like ten minutes or so, they were like,
how do we pad the run time. Let's have all
the soldiers shoot at the same two or three dinosaurs

(01:11:35):
for fifteen minutes straight and not hit any of them.
There's like literally a part at the end where all
these Russian soldiers are standing ten feet in front of
a t rex and they're all shooting at it at
the same time with AK forty seven's it just doesn't hit.
Not one bullet hits the t rex. I'm like, what
the hell is going on with this movie. There's so
many scenes where they're just shooting for lot, which is

(01:11:57):
great if you just want dinosaur action, but it starts
get repetitive and monoton is at a certain point. But overall,
it was fun to see a biggerish budget dinosaur movie
on the big screen. The dinosaur action that isn't repetitive
is really good, and it's bloody and gory as hell.
So if you ever watched a Jurassic Park movie and

(01:12:17):
you were like, I really wish I could see a
raptor rip the guy's fucking head off, you get it here?
Uh these kuenza quatt lists whatever they're called, these things, Uh,
we got to see him in both new Jurassic Park movies.
The newest one, The Dominion Had Attacked the Plane, the
newest Jurassic Park movie. We got to see one of
these bad boys swallow guy whole. This one, they fucking

(01:12:37):
pierce a hole for a guy's fucking chest. It was
so fucking cool. But yeah, it was a good time.
The only thing that really bothers me is that they play, uh,
what's that song, Fortunate Son? Yeah, the most stereotypical Vietnam
out of it in family guys Like I wasn't prepared
for how much we'd have to listen to that song,

(01:13:00):
But they play it like legitimately, Like you have to
know this is cliche at this point. Don't use this
fucking song.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
I thought the same thing when I saw it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
You did not see it. You did not see it,
did you. What did you think about the one character
whistling Pete.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Yeah, he was a really good whistler and.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Character named whistling Pete.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
He finished. You didn't let me finish. What I was
saying was it would be really scary and good for
the plot if this guy whistled and it attracted the dinosaurs.
It was actually a deleted scene. I saw it on IMDb,
but you but you didn't see that because I did
the research. But it wasn't in the movie. And I
agree with what you're saying. There was never a guy
named Whistling peat.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
I will say it was a decent Fathom event. They
did like a hole behind the scenes thing after the credits.
The guy from True Blood is good in it. Uh. Yeah,
I just think it could have been shorter. It probably
is a short movie. I just think it was like
a little loose on plot, which is why they were
like ten minutes of shooting and it's like, eh, something else.
But yeah, I urge everyone to see it when it
is on video on demand and streaming, and hopefully I

(01:14:05):
can come back and do like a more detailed review
of it. But overall, first pression, it's fine. It's fine
and fun, as they say, Johannah. This year was a
big anniversary for War of the Worlds, which we reviewed.
Some people say it's Spielberg at his best. We didn't,

(01:14:26):
but some people said it, and they put that on
the DVD. We learned, by the way, that's why the
episode is called that we were looking at the DVD
where like, Spielberg had his best, What the fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
All these other movies, but apparently this is.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
Like Jurassic Park, Jael Schidler's list save a private Ryan bullshit,
War of the World Spielberg at his best. Also, we
learned in that episode that that's one of two Tom
Cruise movies. You like. It's apparently War of the World's
in legend yep. Oh my god. So yeah, big ear
for War of the World's twentieth anniversary. You think because

(01:15:06):
it was a twentieth anniversary, they'd be hyping up the
release of a remake. Instead, we found out like a
week before it aired that Amazon made their own War
of the World's remake starring Ice Cube, and Eva Longoria
and Andrea What's her face? Andrea Savage for five seconds.

(01:15:31):
So we have a new War of the World's remake
by a major streaming company, and it's like, okay, I
mean there's been a couple War of the World's remakes.
I didn't watch the one with the Twisters girl that
I mentioned exist, So it's like, all right, here we go.
It's a movie. It's not a series. Let's check it out.
It's basically the same story of tripods coming to Earth

(01:15:52):
and taking over. They so much like Orsoelles took the
War of the World's story and re envisioned it as
a radio drama, this one re envisioned the story as
a zoom call.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
It was like Zoom Skype, Zoom Skype, Fox.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
News, BBC, a bunch of other stuff. And on paper,
that's a good idea. And actually I can't talk about it,
but Joey, you know, for me, a online recording set
in one place is actually good news for me and
something else I'm working on. So it was seeing a
major studio take a risk on this type of format.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
I literally thought about that let's.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Just say I hope other people do it better. This
is rough. This is rough. It's not good interesting idea,
interesting experiment. It is so bad. And I've seen this
done before sort of we were talking about there's a

(01:17:02):
movie called It was a May for TV movie called
Without Warning. Joey, have I shown you this? This is
a good one. We should watch. No, there's a lot
of movies called with that warning, but this one was
a news broadcast telling the story of an alien invasion
through a news broadcast. The mom from Malcolm in the
Middle is like one of the main anchors in it.
And it was kind of what this was doing. This
like kind of sped up timeline of like an alien

(01:17:23):
invasion really really well done. This is done like shit,
This is done just to show all the shit you
could do with Amazon. And I was like, well, at
least we'll get some cool alien action. The effect. Primitive War,
which I guarantee you had a much lower budget, had
better effects than this. This looked like sci Fi Channel Asylum,

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like Atlantic Rim and all those other like the Shark
Nato type. It was like Shark Nato type graphics. But
I'm like, but this is Amazon, like a big company,
and they made the This wasn't like they purchased it.
Amazon is integral to the plot, and it's like, why
wouldn't they get this? I know they could do good effects.
They do it like on The Boys and shit all
the time. Why does this look like utter garbage? How

(01:18:13):
did you guys feel about this?

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
Yeah? You know, anytime I see a movie in this
like webcam style. There was the Paranormal Activity one. There
was that friend Request one which friend Request was actually
pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Host was good. Host was pretty good. One that was
made during lockdown that was good.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
And there's a few like VHS movies with this premise.
So whenever I see those again, my expectations aren't high.
When I found out that this War of the Worlds
was won, I was like, what the fuck is this?
So I'm watching, and I'm watching it, and then you know,
I'm barely paying attention. And then the fucking scene where
he orders like the flash drive or the memory or

(01:18:54):
it's the flash drive yeah, online and it's like clicking
through and doing the.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
So his so his sudden law can authorize a Amazon
drone delivery thing to deliver it to him, but you
had to purchase it on Amazon.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
First, I literally wanted to fucking shoot myself. Is the
whole goddamn thing is just a vehicle for Amazon and
I The ending was fucking stupid. Okay, there's like one
scene that you're like, oh shit, that kind of sucks
everything else. I don't know if it'll make you as
angry as me, but I wanted to shut it off

(01:19:27):
so bad, but I didn't because I finished it. Because
I watch every movie that Tony tells me to every
single time, like Primitive War, Yeah, exactly with Whistling Dixie
or whatever his name was. Uh, So this movie fucking
pissed me off. All right, go watch the Friend Request
and the Paranormal Activity webcam video before you watch this one.

(01:19:48):
This one fucking sucked.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
So, Johannah Ice Cuber Tom Cruise, which one was more engaging?

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
For Tom Cruise?

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
How do you feel about this one? Because we just
watched the other ones? Able to watch this afterwards?

Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
So, just like with Joey c I I actually did
turn it off at one point and I was about
to be like fuck this.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
It was when the.

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
Boyfriend husband whatever whatever the fuck he was, was taping
the girl up.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
I literally was like I can't do this, and I
turned it off. But then like a half hour I
was like, all right, I should just finish it because like,
what if there's something more ridiculous that I really need
to talk about.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
That's the only thing that kept me going. Like a
lot of people show on Wreck at Ralph too.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Render Ralph two is really bad, right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Yeah, it's pretty fucking bad. So bad. Well, this is
what happens when Scientology isn't involved in war. It's intagroll
to the fucking production. Because you look what happens when
it's Zeno's not involved. It's bad.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
I I couldn't believe how bad it was.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
Dame, dude, I'm fucking We've watched some bad movies, but
this has to be like top of the.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
And like every actor was like, uh, we got them
in between like that girls that are like, oh, Tulsa
King is in between seasons. We can get her for
a day. The alien tribods again look like video game assets,
like they don't look like they're actually there. The aliens

(01:21:28):
are little robot bugs and guess what, guys, they eat
data or data data data? Uh they do, they eat
the data and they're going after all the government computers
because the government secretly had something from one of their

(01:21:48):
ships to spy on everyone, and we're supposed to think
that's bad, but the main character has been.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Using everybody, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
Ice cube? Like, we're fucked if I excuse a real person,
because it's like, oh, the world's going to shit. He's
ignoring calls from his boss because he's checking on his kids.
I'm like, what the fucker, But don't worry, his son's
an elite hacker.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
I saw that coming a mile the fuck away.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Yeah. Uh uh So one of the few things from
the books that made it into this. Remember the remember
the red Vine. They worked it into the tom Cruise one. Well,
this one. The tentacles shoot out into data servers and
they look like red vines, and I'm like, oh, that's

(01:22:37):
kind of from the book, I guess. And the fact
that their tripods ain't really by the way, really piss
me off. That the tripod head could come off and fly,
because I went, that's so much more practical than the
tripod thing les ye, like it had legs in the
original because it was eighthg wells it was eighteen hundred.
He didn't know anything about space travels like, oh, I

(01:22:58):
guess they have like three legs'd be kind of cool,
and everyone's just paying tribute to that since then. But
then they show that it could just de attach and
fly and like there's no point for the legs. The awful.
I was shocked. That's such a big platform put out
such a shitty movie, and I shouldn't be shocked so

(01:23:19):
soon after watching Happy Gilmore Too on Netflix. I really
should expect more from or respect less. But yeah, this
was astonishingly bad. I couldn't even say enjoy it, Like
as a joke, I would say, look up like cringe
clips on Twitter or YouTube or something. I hated it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
There's no fucking redeeming factors whatsoever.

Speaker 5 (01:23:46):
Nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
He should have checked himself before he wrecked himself and
now we all.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
Oh god, they were saying like that, By the way,
this feels like an AI script. If you told me
get out the way, he literally says, move, bitch, get
out the way.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
It was one of those moments where I was just like, by.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
The way, this is not a good role for ice Cube.
I like ice Cube, This is not a good ice
Cube roll. This is not a good role for ice
Cube at all.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
Literally, his job with the hacking or whatever, just putting
random codes apparently super.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
Easy to do because.

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
What he was doing, just like going through tabs, is
what I basically do through like work. Oh what's going
on in hell today across the world. Oh, that's what's
happening in more. Okay, anyway, back to work real quick.
Oh okay, tab over to this. Ohaha, funny meme.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
Okay, back to work.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
I know people FaceTime a lot. I'm not a big
like face timer, but these people are facetiming a little
too much, and at like the worst possible times, He's like,
your battery's dying, and it's like, stop face.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
Timing, battery, I fucking phone call.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
No, because that's not visually entertaining. And I'm like, I
get it. To bend the rules a little bit by
come on.

Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
Skiping and then just just sending video messages and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
What the hell is going on?

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
Let me send you important information instead of just texting
it to you, I'm gonna send you in a video form.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
Oh my god, I see this Amazon driver on my screen,
the more fucking angry I get. Fucking dumb little face,
stupid airpot. I had to order it through Amazon's delivery.
Fuck you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
I want to bring HG. Wells back to life. They're like, Hey,
I'm going to show you a movie. And when did
he die? Did he die before movies? Hold on? Oh god,
I still have brook Burns up on my screen. Jesus Christ.
Uh wait die? HG. Wells nineteen forty six. Okay, so

(01:25:49):
he did know movies. He was aware that they existed.
When was the first War of the World's movie? That
had to be fifties. He definitely wasn't around for that, right.
War of the World's nineteen were the other movie? Oh no,
that gave me World War One. I went to the
World War of the Worlds and I'm like, oh, nineteen fourteen.

(01:26:11):
I'm like, oh no, that's World War One.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
See.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
I want to bring him back and I want to
show him like the fifties movie and he'll be like,
this is amazing. And then I'll show him the two
thousand and five one and he'll probably like kill himself
because he thinks it's real and magic. Yeah, because it's
so terrifying. And then I want to show him this one.
If he doesn't kill himself, I'm like, hey, I want
to show you what your work led to and just
make him watch this movie and just see what his reaction.

Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
He kill himself. At that point, I'd.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
Be like, what is this? I didn't want this? No,
oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
Classic.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
For the record, this is not a class. Should Amazon
remake The Time Machine?

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Well, they could remake it, just leave out some of
the age stuff that would be really good. And whoever
wrote this fucking movie don't allow them to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Uh yeah, I highly advise you don't watch this again.
It's it takes a lot for me to be like
shocked by how bad a thing is. But luckily there
was another movie, last movie on our list.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
Well real quick, on that note, I gotta I got
a piece because I didn't watch this. But I have
to take my dog out and then I want to
go play Silk Song.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
Oh a movie where a woman is responsible for everyone's problem.
She suddenly don't have a lot to say about them. Okay, Johannah,
we'll see you later anyway, goodbye, Johannah Later, Joey. They
do seventy five percent of the work and they demand

(01:27:43):
equal pay. I just I.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
You know, Tony, it's unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
You know, she's like the WNBA to our NBA. That's
all I'm saying. Uh. Next up is Weapons Bay, Yeah dude,
directed by Zach Kreiger, And it's still weird to say that. Yeah,
because he was the latest kids. You know, guy wrote
a bunch of those skits, acted in it. I fucking

(01:28:11):
love Zach Gregor. He's probably the most successful of those guys.
Unfortunately Trevor Moore died, but even then, I think Zach
Gregor had more mainstream success, although Trevor Moore did really well. Yeah,
he's back for Weapons he did Barbarian. How did you
feel about Barbarian?

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Barbarian was really another incredible movie, along the lines of Hereditary.
It's kind of one of those like benchmark movies. Then
I'll like always remember the first time I watched it,
so knowing that, and I don't want to spoil that too,
because I know there's a few people that still haven't
seen that one. Highly recommended, by the way, I was
really looking forward to this one because I fucking knew

(01:28:49):
that this one was gonna be a benchmark because Barbarians
blew me away.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Yeah, I liked Barbaria. I'm like in a weird middle
grade Anna Barbarie where I liked it. I thought it
was interesting. I wasn't like blown away by it, like
all the twists and the back and forth with the
plot lines and the different characters. I would just be like,
all right, oh that was cool. That's what it was
leading up to. That's interesting. That's cool. But yeah, I

(01:29:15):
know Adam hated it, yes, and I know some people
loved it. I was just kind of on the fence.
I heard a lot of great things about weapons. My
friend Pessy uh with just he liked DMN and he's like,
go see weapons, and I'm like, I can't right now,
i gotta wait. But I did see weapons. Me and

(01:29:36):
Lauren went to see it, and I think you can
tell by this video that I actually liked it. Let's
weapons was really good. That was awesome. All Right, I'll
see you later.

Speaker 9 (01:29:47):
Now I'm doing I'm doing the where everyone runs. I'm like,
four weeks ago, are we still doing that?

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
That's still funny, right, It's so funny.

Speaker 9 (01:30:01):
I'm gonna I'm gonna keep doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
I can tell you had a couple of beers before that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
One shout out to random guy. We got to film
that karaoke, But yeah, it tells the story of a
woman's classroom. She's a teacher and one day she comes
to school and it turns out all the kids but
one disappeared the night before doing this funny little run.

(01:30:34):
They just all got up at the exact same time
and bolted out the door into the darkness. So she
gets accused of being involved with it somehow by the town.
It follows her, It follows her ex boyfriend cop character.
I think so Josh Brolin, who I think, if I'm right,

(01:30:56):
the actor strike kind of messed this movie up a
little bit, really, and thank you, thank you. Patro Piscal
was supposed to be in this one.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Oh my god, fuck he wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
Yeah, because oh look look I already watched one fucking
movie with this little broad and patro Piscal this year. Okay,
I'm not watching another fucking one. I think Hollywood thinks
we like this lady more than we do. I actually
enjoyed her in this, but like she was a she
was the silver surf her.

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
Yes that is true.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
She was that stupid wolf Man movie. She sucked in that.
Uh this, She's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
In this one.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
Joey, we have Joey a lot of times. We agree
on our attraction to girls. But this is one ro
I'm gonna have to push back on you.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
You know what, that's fair. I I respect your opinion
as another as a fellow man, of course.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
Yeah, I'm glad that the one woman on the panel
disappeared and we went right to objectifying anyway. She's fine actually,
because her character does kind of suck and is unlikable.
I think that actually helped me with her performance and this, like, yeah,
I kind of this movie's not saying that she's great.
It's an unfortunate situation, but she does kind of suck.

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Josh Brolin, who's the father of one of the kids,
they're all trying to figure out why the kids disappeared.
They're looking for clues, and the closer they get to
finding out the truth, the more crazy stuff happens. And
I think one of the craziest things is this girl's
boss just homing in on her, coming to murder her

(01:32:31):
in front of everything at a gas station. I don't
know why his eyes bulged out and no one else's did.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
That was I think that was because I don't know
how much we want to spoil, but I think that's
because he was fucking using his head the scene before
h thin forehead was pushed in.

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
I think that gotcha? Gotcha? Gotcha? Yeah, so I guess
a little bit spoilerish territory, we learn that this is
all the result of a horrible, unlikable woman that we
can't stand. Oh why did I show a picture of
June Dianne Rachel? I think Gladys the Witch. Gladys the Witch.

(01:33:08):
June Diane Rafael is in the movie. Briefly, she's the
one guy's girlfriend. June and her husband Paul, they did
Who Are These Podcasts? Which was one of my favorite podcasts,
and then I don't know if you remember five years
ago Joey, but a lot of really funny people decided
to not be funny yep and cry instead, and Who

(01:33:29):
Are These Podcasts? Was a victim of that. Anyway, Luckily
she's on the movie for a second. We realize this
Lady Gladys, the only boy who didn't disappears, aunt is
behind it all, and there's lots of twists and turns.
I love that it did the barbarian thing where it
would like go back and show with someone else's perspective
of how it got to that situation. I love when

(01:33:51):
they show the principles point of view and his storyline
they made short of I don't know if you were
able to tell that he was gay, joey uh. I
love that they showed his boyfriend pick up two things
of cereal like this, and I'm like, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:34:07):
Yeah, I'm telling us.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
That he's gay. Like wow, that was really on the note.

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
Well, I saw the trade ful of hot dogs and
I was like, Yo, that's my breakfast. What the fuck?
What the fuck is going on here? Man? Come on?

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
I really liked that there were actually some genuinely creepy moments,
but because that Craiger is also a comedy guy, some
very comedic moments. How did you feel overall? Was this
a win for you?

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
Holy? Fuck? Was it? This movie was? Like, like I
said before, it was an experience. Yes, Like it felt
like a fuck. It didn't feel like I was just
watching a movie. It felt like I was experiencing a story,
which I don't feel too often. And the shifting perspectives
was so fascinating.

Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
I watched it twice, and the second time I watched it,
I watched it on a non imax screen.

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
Yeah, I didn't watch it. We watched it in that
like a Dolby laser screen.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
So on the non Imax screen it was a way
different experience because on the Imax screen you can see
the movie is a dark movie. You can see a
lot of the stuff in the background, to where the
second time I watched it, I was thinking, as I'm
watching it, Fuck, I remember the junkie picked up a
candle and I could see the candle.

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
I want to go back and watch it and see
like all the things that I missed. I do think
Gladys is like in the beginning, they don't show her
face when they're questioning the little boy, Well, they see
her red wig and then they show them.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
Yeah, you can't see it, like the second time you
watch it, for like, you can see the wig. And
another good example is in the beginning when the teacher
goes into the liquor store and the dad is waiting
in the parking lot to graffiti her car. Yeah, you
can see his car parked there the whole time. So
everything you can you can see, like it all makes sense. Yeah,

(01:36:08):
And I felt like it just kept going and going,
and then they showed Paul the ex boyfriend, and then
they got to the fucking junkie and I'm like, oh
my god, this much. Holy dude, it for good reason.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
He he.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
I told my friend, my one friend after we watched it.
The first time I saw it was I've known a
lot of fucking junkies in my life, and that fucking
guy nailed it. That's exactly what what fucking chunkies act like.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
That almost said, I'm sorry, that almost sounded like a
bragg like I've known a number of chunkies.

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
Yeah, every time I got a liquor store locally, I
fucking see him on the corner, so I know what
they act like. Holy fuck, dude. I literally can't say
enough about this movie. I wasn't necessarily scared per se,
but it was like the twists, like is what really
fucking got?

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
A couple of the dream sequences really got to me. Uh,
they were really really fun. Me and Laren did jump
multiple times. There was like, uh huh uh the one
where she's like on the wall, when she's on the wall,
that was really creepy. Under the blankets, Yeah, yeah, Gladys
is fascinating. I really liked when they got to learn

(01:37:21):
a lot about her just enough. There was I don't
want to spoil the ending too much, except to say
it was a very satisfying ending. Yes, I love when
a real piece of shit character is just an asshole
for so long and they get the best come up. Ins. Uh,

(01:37:43):
there was an original ending he had in mind. I
don't know if you saw any interviews of that. No.
He so he was talking about like when he he
doesn't like plan the story ahead of time. He just
kind of writes and just asks himself where he would
expect people things to go, which is a fun way
to write a script. It's not the only way to
write a script, but it's a fun way to do it. Yeah,
so he didn't really know where it was gonna go.

(01:38:05):
And then he's like, Okay, I came up with this
idea that I had to explain that, and then I
came up with this. But apparently one of his original
endings was gonna be the little boy and the teacher
are taking sticks from that tree that she uses to
put spells on people. Yeah, and they were gonna like
build an army. Basically, they're like they were going to
go to a gym and find like a ripped guy

(01:38:25):
just to like counters.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
But I don't find of the same vibe though a.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
Little bit this this worked better. What they landed on
was a lot, because then then you got a feel bad.
It's like, what did those people die?

Speaker 2 (01:38:38):
Yeah, yeah, that's true for no reason.

Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
This was a little bit more satisfying. I loved the ending. Yeah, really,
really good time. This is a really great horror movie
with kinetic elements. It's not I wouldn't call it a
horror comedy, but I think you guys really enjoy it.
If you didn't like, if you were on the fence
with Barbarian or didn't like it, don't let that sway

(01:39:05):
you from watching this, because you will be missing out.
But yeah, great, great film. And oh oh Joey, sorry sorry,
I let me take this redheaded demon that we all
hate off screen because it's probably scaring you. Who's who's
here in the check? Oh god, it's Glad. Oh no,
it's Crystal. Sorry, hello Crystal? How are you?

Speaker 5 (01:39:29):
I'm sick? But I hi?

Speaker 10 (01:39:33):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
How is that? What?

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
Okay? How one? How did the Eagles do right?

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
How?

Speaker 5 (01:39:42):
We're in halftime? We're up by one point.

Speaker 10 (01:39:45):
Our defense right now is shitting to bed because they
Oh god, it was just really sad.

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
So the ball went though. Right.

Speaker 10 (01:39:55):
Oh I'm sorry, that's right. I'm talking to the manliest
men here. Yes, ball went and scored.

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
My team that I like you? More balls?

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
Yeah, okay, cool? Okay, yeah cool. Uh So, Crystal, the
one thing I want to ask you is primitive war.
What did you think? Did you like the dinosaur now? Weapons?
What did you think about Weapons?

Speaker 5 (01:40:19):
I fucking loved it. I fucking loved it, Like you
texted me the day before I went to go.

Speaker 10 (01:40:25):
I think it was the day before. I was like, yeah,
you're just like, holy shit. And I was like, okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:40:30):
I going in.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
I was ok.

Speaker 5 (01:40:32):
And then afterwards I was like, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:40:34):
God, sorry one second, hold on, hold on, I got
distracted by another text message. Where is your text? Hold on?
Oh yeah, I texted you holy shit, Weapons was great?
You went. I still need to see it next day.
Next day, I just bought tickets seeing it tonight. And
then just one long dude, Yeah, how did you feel

(01:41:02):
about like the story going back and forth? Were you
able to figure out what was going on?

Speaker 5 (01:41:06):
Or I didn't need it? I knew exactly what was happening.

Speaker 10 (01:41:11):
I also someone told me going into it They're like, yeah,
it was like it's looking Anthology get different. And I
was like, and they said that they don't like that
type of movie, but they also didn't see it. And
then I went in knowing that, and I was like,
I love this. I love it because it shows us
more of the movie than we would have gotten. It
shows us.

Speaker 5 (01:41:33):
It really does show a full, awesome movie every extent.

Speaker 1 (01:41:38):
How did you feel about Gladys will this set back
ginger representation?

Speaker 10 (01:41:46):
She looks like fucking Ronald McDonald's what do you mean
she had orange hair?

Speaker 5 (01:41:51):
It's orange's orangebread.

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
I don't have that.

Speaker 5 (01:41:56):
I don't have that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
I was exactly like, you, what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (01:42:00):
I I appreciate.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
That you're not wearing lipstick right now or you're.

Speaker 5 (01:42:05):
Whatsoever?

Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
Well remember everyone what so?

Speaker 5 (01:42:11):
Which is why I'm in the dark.

Speaker 1 (01:42:12):
Oh well remember people thought you looked like the evil
dead lady and you costplayed as her. Will you be
costplaying as glad as?

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (01:42:19):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:42:20):
Well the thing is like, do I use my natural hair?

Speaker 5 (01:42:25):
Do I have to like tease it up?

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
It looks the same. Get that cut, just get that.

Speaker 3 (01:42:31):
Cut my hair like that and have like a weird bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
Cut, hold on, hold on, hold on, I'm gonna I'm gonna,
you know, we just how uh yeah, hold, I'm trying
to mute myself. How much money to get you to costplay?
Is this? What should I set the goal?

Speaker 2 (01:42:56):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:42:57):
God, damn wait? Do I get the money?

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
No? Me?

Speaker 2 (01:43:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
Fuck you?

Speaker 5 (01:43:10):
You get the money and I have to dress like that?

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
Did you? Did you see Barbarian? Yes? I didn't like it, okay,
but you ended up really liking it? Did you know
going in it was the same guy. I don't know
if I told you that.

Speaker 10 (01:43:25):
Okay, it says it on the poster, and I think
it said it getting in the movie or I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:43:31):
I saw a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
So even if you, even if you didn't like Barbarian,
this did win you over the whole movie. I didn't
watch Adam's review, but I think he said he actually
liked this even though he was a Barbarian. Yeah wow,
But apparently the ending didn't do it for him. But
he released the video when I hadn't seen it, so
I wanted to wait to watch his thing.

Speaker 10 (01:43:52):
Yeah, it was an interesting ending where they're all like
chasing her.

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
I didn't want to.

Speaker 5 (01:43:57):
Spoil it too much.

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
No, I just don't want to spoil it too much
because I really want people to see this one.

Speaker 2 (01:44:02):
Oh.

Speaker 10 (01:44:03):
I mean, I'll say, there's definitely some comedy in it.
There's definitely moments where I laughed out loud. I guess
I should have also realized that I go into Barbarian
because there was Barbarian. To me, felt like there was
almost like more. It was like almost a little forced comedy,
like it was trying too hard to also be kind
of funny. This one actually failed it, yeah, to where

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there was actually serious moments.

Speaker 5 (01:44:27):
There was scary moments.

Speaker 10 (01:44:29):
There was definitely a lot of jump scares, but also
some comedic that felt very natural. The ending was a
little for stuff, It got a little old.

Speaker 1 (01:44:40):
I loved it. I loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:42):
I loved it fucking perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:44:44):
I thought maybe if they took out one, i'll say,
one of the runs, if they took it out, it
would have been great.

Speaker 1 (01:44:52):
Did you hear me? Uh? Did you tune n in
when I was talking about what the original ending was
going to.

Speaker 5 (01:44:56):
Be, I haven't tuned it.

Speaker 10 (01:44:57):
I tuned it for thirty sex beginning, and I'm very said,
I missed Johannah.

Speaker 1 (01:45:01):
That's Zach Gregor just a quick recap. He said that
one of his original endings was that the kid and
the teacher were going to steal twigs from the tree
and find like jack dudes at a gym and real
tough guys to mind control them to counter the witch.

Speaker 5 (01:45:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:45:18):
No, I mean I would have liked that.

Speaker 10 (01:45:20):
But what the ending that actually happened was perfect, especially
the Oh my god, I want to talk about the
ending so bad now now that I can't like now,
I want to talk about more.

Speaker 5 (01:45:31):
It was. It was.

Speaker 10 (01:45:34):
It was cool, and I think the very very very ending.
I wasn't expecting that it was. It was not a
happy ending.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
It's kind of like a bitter sweet end, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (01:45:49):
Yeah, it was bitter. It was just it was just bitter.

Speaker 1 (01:45:53):
I feel like I feel like the good guys would
have went to jail because there's no way they could
logically explain anything that I was thinking towards you.

Speaker 10 (01:46:02):
Well, that's what they said in the very very beginning
of the movie, is that they covered it up, uh
the entire town. The very beginning they said, you will
never know anything about this because the cops, which I
actually liked that they explained that before saying you'll never
know anything because the town was so embarrassed that they
had to cover it all up.

Speaker 1 (01:46:22):
They covered it up, like the town and I know
you did last summer exactly exctly.

Speaker 5 (01:46:30):
You know, we got lucky, we took it from that.
It was actually the town next door.

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
When it comes to horror, I think we got lucky,
uh this this time because we had to deal with
I know you did last summer last time, and now
we had clown on the cornfield and weapons.

Speaker 5 (01:46:45):
Do you guys say that.

Speaker 10 (01:46:46):
You like I said, I didn't listen to you guys.
Do you like clowning the gornfield?

Speaker 1 (01:46:52):
Just okay?

Speaker 2 (01:46:52):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
Oh, we didn't think it was the greatest thing ever.
When we enjoyed it, it's fun.

Speaker 10 (01:46:56):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought. I saw a lot
of people hating on it, hardcore it. But I think
it was like I went in with the lowest of
lowest expectations, so it came out. I mean, as soon
as she said these adults in this town are weird
or acting weird, you aut medically knew what was going
to fucking happen. Ye, Like, they spoiled it right in

(01:47:17):
the beginning. But the thing is like I thought it
was fun.

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
Okay, Crystal, your voice sounds bad and I can hear
me on your speaker before you go, because he yelled
at me for not putting it on the list. Can
you do like a ten second review of Freaky or Friday?

Speaker 5 (01:47:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:47:37):
It was awesome for nostalgia reasons, and I think it's
a great bonding movie for girls that grew up with
that movie that really liked it and their daughters. I
think that's really what it was meant for.

Speaker 5 (01:47:51):
It's a it's a good mom.

Speaker 10 (01:47:53):
Daughter millennial verse now generation kind of movie. It was
really it was really cute for that kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
Crystal was trying to Crystal was trying to get me
to see Freak Your Friday during Boys Month, and I went,
absolutely no.

Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
I can't believe that it's bad timing.

Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
Absolutely wow. All right, Crystal, if people want to talk
to you about weapons some more, where can they follow.

Speaker 10 (01:48:15):
You on Twitter or x Crystal Quinn same thing on Instagram?

Speaker 1 (01:48:22):
Cool. I gotta text you later about an idea I
have h but I'll talk to you later. Okay, Okay, yep,
good birds, bye bye bye. Yeah, And we are at
the end of the show, let's talk to our patrons
and then read some super chat. Uh, Lauren, Hello, Hello,

(01:48:47):
how are you?

Speaker 2 (01:48:48):
I am good?

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
So we're gonna go back to what we used to do,
where we just have you pick one movie that you saw,
because I realized we've been running the timeline out a
little bit too. What do you want to talk about
the most that you saw? Unless you saw, then, for
God's sake, tell me what you thought of it, because
no one else saw it.

Speaker 7 (01:49:06):
I saw Weapons.

Speaker 8 (01:49:08):
I loved it.

Speaker 7 (01:49:09):
I actually pre ordered the steel Book because steel books
are freaking expensive. And I loved that movie that much.
So that was that should say enough about it. I
think it even has my favorite Josh Brolin line in it.

Speaker 8 (01:49:24):
What's the.

Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
That was?

Speaker 7 (01:49:29):
That was my favorite part of that movie. Uh, but no,
I loved it. I loved all the different perspectives, just
the way it was shot. I like Barbarian, but I
loved Weapons even more.

Speaker 1 (01:49:42):
So, Yeah, it seems to.

Speaker 7 (01:49:45):
Yeah, and the tweaker guy. I was like, what does
this guy have to offer? And then like his story
just like revealed everything, and I was like, I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:49:54):
You had the most information is I know?

Speaker 2 (01:49:59):
I didn't need to know any of it, and I
fucking loved every second.

Speaker 1 (01:50:04):
But I'm glad you liked weapons. I guess real quick,
what else did you see?

Speaker 5 (01:50:09):
Well?

Speaker 7 (01:50:10):
I also watched King of the Hill because I'm a
big fan of That's one of those shows that you know,
I've watched my entire life. So again, I was waiting
for that reboot to happen for years. It was, and
it was actually delivered, So so I liked it.

Speaker 1 (01:50:24):
Nice, nice, nice. Well, thank you for coming on, Lauren,
thank you, thank you for being a ten dollars Patreon.
Look at that ten dollars patreon you get to be
on the show. Were you in a Were you in
my exclusive live stream? The other night the Superman fan
film Fiesta.

Speaker 7 (01:50:40):
No no, I missed that.

Speaker 1 (01:50:42):
Sorry, watch the replay.

Speaker 7 (01:50:44):
I'll watch it.

Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
Yeah, you did a Superman fan film fiesta. We watched
a bunch of Superman fan films the like first, like
two were accidentally like the gayest thing ever. I didn't
scream them ahead of time. There's one where it's like
an Eastern European, you know, like a dominant natrix sort
of outfit. I'm like, wait what Yeah, And then we

(01:51:05):
watched the racist Superman movie and we tried to find
out how was racist. It turns out it's not at all.
It was like a whole Twitter like mob sort of thing.
So yeah, it was actually a very fun, uh live stream.
I want to do more of those fan film fiestas,
and I hope you tune into them. Did you get
your mug yet? No?

Speaker 2 (01:51:25):
No, what's that for?

Speaker 1 (01:51:26):
Like nine months or something? Or oh what month? Are
you up to?

Speaker 2 (01:51:30):
Four? I think?

Speaker 1 (01:51:32):
Oh, so you got the stay I'm almost there, you're
almost at the mini poster. All right, Well, I hope
you enjoyed it. Thank you for stopping, but thank you.
All right, we have Corbin here?

Speaker 8 (01:51:45):
Hello?

Speaker 6 (01:51:47):
Hey, how's it going? Do I sound better today than
I did the last time?

Speaker 1 (01:51:50):
You sound a lot better. I'm gonna ask which one
you like the most, but I'm assuming it was King
of the Hill by your subtitle there.

Speaker 6 (01:51:57):
Yeah, absolutely, uh man, I cannot believe how well it delivered. Yeah,
the whole Dale thing was tough to get used to.
But my biggest takeaway from that was they nailed like
the cadence and the line delivery, like the speech patterns,

(01:52:19):
and so I was able to look past the voice
itself at that point. I think if maybe it was
more like how con was handled in this, where the
speech patterns didn't feel right and stuff like that. Like
that was the one big issue I had, was just con.
And even then, Yeah, I kind of got used to it.

(01:52:39):
The writing was all good enough that, Yeah, any issue
you have, you can kind of just.

Speaker 1 (01:52:46):
Excuse it. Yeah, well, I'm glad you really liked it.
I guess real quick, was there anything else on the
list that you saw that you liked?

Speaker 6 (01:52:53):
I saw most of the stuff on the list. Weapons was,
as everyone else's said, phenomenal. I saw a why just
ched you know? Reposted one of their skits as the
director one, Yeah, did you.

Speaker 1 (01:53:11):
Know with your mouth open? And that was a yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:53:14):
Top comment I think was I can't wait for the
director's cut of Weapons where Josh Broland does everything louder
and with his mouth open.

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
All right? And uh, what did you really like about
Primitive War? What was your favorite dinosaur in Primitive War?

Speaker 6 (01:53:28):
That's what it was called. I was I was going
to make a joke about that, and then I couldn't remember.

Speaker 1 (01:53:32):
The name of it.

Speaker 6 (01:53:33):
I think, as someone else who didn't see it, Joey
C had the best review possible. Uh Yeah, really really
captured every thought that I had about that film.

Speaker 2 (01:53:44):
You know, exactly yactly.

Speaker 6 (01:53:48):
Perfect, oh, absolutely perfect. And then War of the Worlds
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:53:52):
Yeah, oh whoa.

Speaker 6 (01:53:58):
Get out of there, bitch, get out of the way.

Speaker 1 (01:54:04):
That's not.

Speaker 6 (01:54:08):
Yeah, was like my favor.

Speaker 1 (01:54:16):
All right, Well, thank you for being a ten dollars
patron and thank you for giving your input on those
we're gonna have. Let's next up Lukes, Steve and.

Speaker 11 (01:54:27):
Hello Tony, how are you hello, Joey C.

Speaker 2 (01:54:30):
How are you hello, Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:54:32):
Hello, Hank Henshaw and Spawe.

Speaker 11 (01:54:37):
So apologies, it is very hot. I had to take
off my shirt. I couldn't put on the mask, and
I just I didn't want to because you met me, Tony.
You know, I have like this big buff body.

Speaker 1 (01:54:49):
What you're talking about? You look great.

Speaker 11 (01:54:52):
I didn't want to take the attention away from you.

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
Guys so.

Speaker 2 (01:54:56):
Smart.

Speaker 1 (01:54:57):
But oh look, I my friend Dick lostes you Tube
channel over shirtless men, so let's all play it safe.
I don't what did you What was your favorite thing
on the list? Weapons? Yeah? What did you like about weapons?

Speaker 11 (01:55:14):
I know I have to be quick, but I just
so this is well, it's the third Zach Kreger movie,
but I didn't watch his first movie because I heard
it's awful. Wait Miss March, Oh, I love Miss March.
I actually love Miss March.

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
I know even they don't even really like Miss March,
but I really enjoy that movie.

Speaker 11 (01:55:37):
But that Crager's two for two for me so far.
I loved Barbarian, It was one of my favorite movies
of the year. And then Weapons, I think is my
It's either my second. It's either twenty eight Days twenty
twenty eight years Later or Weapons or are my number
two spot right now?

Speaker 1 (01:55:55):
Oh that's a tough because I really did love twenty
eight years Later. That's a tough one. But with Weapons.

Speaker 11 (01:56:04):
I really love The Mystery because I just I love
like just like little small town like mystery movie. It's
one of the reasons why it became like such a
quick Twin Peaks fan. It was just like, man, I like,
I like the vibe of like the small town and
they all looked at people in there.

Speaker 1 (01:56:23):
Did you like the Run?

Speaker 11 (01:56:25):
Yeah, the run was hilarious. Uh I never I never
watched I never watched the show, but uh, I think
it's called Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:56:34):
Everyone thought I was doing the Naruto Run when they
weren't aware of the weapons thing. By the way, shout
out shout out to me for having all the characters weapons.
But I like too that it had like that.

Speaker 11 (01:56:50):
I I've never heard of George Harrison song before, so
that's my favorite George Harrison song. But like, the intro
was great and just had a fantastic atmosphere. I thought
all the actors did a really good job. I have
to I have to point out one actor because I've
always really liked him and he's gotten a bad rap
because he was in a not so great Star Wars movie.

(01:57:11):
But Alden Aaron Rech I thought was really good at this.

Speaker 1 (01:57:13):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah the copy. No, I actually like him.
I've seen him in other stuff anyways, everything everything I've.

Speaker 11 (01:57:19):
Seen him and I really like And it just sucks that, like, oh,
it's like, oh, that's the guy from the bad Solo movie.
And it's like, but he's like not even that bad
in that movie either. Yeah, it was just he was
no Harrison Ford.

Speaker 1 (01:57:30):
But it's just it had well three technically very different
director visions. Yeah, being mashed together, it was never gonna
be great.

Speaker 11 (01:57:39):
So I really like, I'm like, I know, you guys,
are doing spoilers, but I really like how like you
think he's this kind of like, you know, nice guy,
and then the movie progressis like, oh my god, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:57:51):
Piece of shit. Everyone was kind of shitty in the movie.
Yeah kind Oh. Also, I've had to mention if you
do like Barbarian, there's a Justin Long cameo oh yeah,
and his wife is the director's actual wife, Sarah Paxton,
who was in the Last House on the Left remake
that I reviewed a few years back.

Speaker 2 (01:58:10):
Well, there's principle. Wasn't as much of an asshole though.

Speaker 11 (01:58:14):
No, he's like the one gig and then he has
like the most horrible one of the most horrible things
happened to him.

Speaker 1 (01:58:18):
That is funny, Like the nicest guy there is the
one who got it, Like the works.

Speaker 11 (01:58:25):
I always like Benedict Wong when he pops up some things.
It's funny because when I call him Loong, people are like, oh, yeah,
it's character for Marvel, and it's like, that's that's his
actual last name. Though the Justin Long thing was hilarious
to me because I didn't notice that at first, but
the audience did. It was like, what is the audience
like Chuck Linga and then I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:58:44):
Like, oh shit, justin Long. That's awesome.

Speaker 11 (01:58:48):
I like how he's a horror guy now, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:58:51):
Well he loves jeepers creepers. That's what's funny about it,
is like people know him from jeepers. If it's not
Dodgeball or like the Macimmers, uh, it's probably jeepers creepers.
So it's funny that like he kind of took a
break from horror drag me to hell. Oh yeah, I
can think of though, But.

Speaker 11 (01:59:10):
Like he's like been primarily in horror for like the
last like seven or no years, So it's cool that
he's kind of has that reputation now of like, oh yeah,
he's that asshole from that one horror movie.

Speaker 1 (01:59:22):
Real quick, what was your least favorite thing on the list?

Speaker 11 (01:59:25):
Oh well, so I've only I only saw three things,
so I can't judge everything.

Speaker 1 (01:59:31):
Primitive War. Did you see Primitive War?

Speaker 11 (01:59:32):
I did not see Primitive War. I almost did, and
then I found out that, oh yesterday was the last
day I could see it.

Speaker 1 (01:59:39):
Fuck ah. That's how I felt with Primitive War. That's
that's how that was my Primitive War experience, where I'm
like I only have two days left to see this movie.

Speaker 11 (01:59:48):
So there's a new Jackie Chan movie that came out,
and because I miss Burnham of War, It's like, Okay,
I have to see that Jackie Chan movie tomorrow because
the same thing's gonna happen if I don't see. But
I saw Cloud in the corn Field, which I thought
was very okay, and then I saw War of the
Worlds and Jock of Shocks. That was my least favorite thing.
That's probably my least favorite movie of the year. To
be honest, I don't know that it's gonna be beat

(02:00:10):
I gave it. I gave it a one out of five.
I might have to drop that to half a half
star to be honest.

Speaker 1 (02:00:17):
Oh God, I think it's up.

Speaker 11 (02:00:19):
There with Hogzilla and Shark. Is one of the worst
movies I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (02:00:23):
Those two. Those are two really bad movies. Although they
should remake Hogzilla and now that Joey c is obviously,
Hogzilla wasn't big enough so people didn't know about this
horrible bore problem that we're happenings.

Speaker 11 (02:00:34):
Yeah, and Joe and Joe Bob is more popular now,
so he can I'm sure he would love to be
in another hog Zilla movie.

Speaker 1 (02:00:42):
I love when they reviewed it on his show and
he was so miserable about it. What do you got
to plug? I know you always have stuff going on.

Speaker 11 (02:00:51):
I'm kind of behind them things right now. But I
hate to announce this because it's probably gonna not happen
just because of how I bad I have been these
past couple of months. But that's the month October. I'm
planning a Stephen King month where I'm going to review
two good Stephen King movies and two bad Stevie King movies.

Speaker 1 (02:01:10):
That new one apparently is doing really well. It's getting
good reviews. I had an opportunity to see it early,
but I'm filming both nights they're shooting it or The
Long Walk. Yeah, I was down on early screening. Unfortunately.

Speaker 11 (02:01:23):
I wanted to do that screening where you're like you're
on a treadmill and if you go into screen yeah,
well I realized that not only do I have zero
influence at all, I probably would be out after like
three minutes.

Speaker 1 (02:01:42):
Yeah, because they were like three miles per hour, and
I'm like, that's gonna be even for me. I'd be like, yeah,
let me put this down on it. I just want
to have a casual stroll. Funny. I guess in the
book it was four miles per hour, so oh okay,
they made it more realistic. I guess. Yeah. All right, well,
thank you for joining again. Thanks you for being a patron.
We appreciate you, and I appreciate you. Guys. Hopefully it

(02:02:07):
gets cooler over there, and uh yeah, I think that's
it from everyone. Oh wait, we have a just let
me see ren On here and what the hello ren On?

Speaker 8 (02:02:22):
Oh I'm much more furry. I'm not totally shaved. This
is one of my more natural furry states. Hello, hello, Joey.
How's it going.

Speaker 1 (02:02:31):
Yeah, this is the opposite of lest time you see
what you see? What happens Joey, Joey? You beat him
at Boy of the Week and now he's a dog
fox thing?

Speaker 2 (02:02:43):
What the jinks?

Speaker 8 (02:02:49):
The links?

Speaker 1 (02:02:50):
Oh, you're a league so I can see it. I
can see the year. So ren On slash chinks legs.
I'm sorry, it's for me. It's always funny seeing a
furry not at a convention, like a gaming convention, Like

(02:03:10):
there's a furry whatever on a stream like, oh, it's
actually really funny. What was your favorite thing on the
list that you saw.

Speaker 8 (02:03:20):
I want to say favorite. The only one I saw
on the list was War the World, And as I
mentioned the discord, I have words for you, Tony. It
felt like work. It didn't feel like a movie escapism.
It felt like I was sitting at my old job,
which the lesson go into is better from mental health.
Just anyway, you're sitting there watching computer screens, Microsoft teams

(02:03:45):
and Zoom meetings and emails and phone popping up everywhere.
It's like, it feels like work. It doesn't feel like
escapism like a movie. And it's like, this reminds me
of my old job. I was watching security cameras like
I hate this. The alien the uh that that roar,
it's like the most irritating sound imaginable.

Speaker 1 (02:04:06):
That from the Spielberg one. I don't know if that's
from the books or anything.

Speaker 8 (02:04:09):
But I have a theory that you know how your
phones listen to you and you mentioned dog food and
excuse your addresses for dog food, that this movie was
personally made to piss me off because off like screens
and then Microsoft teams and you gotta talk to the
sky but no, look, there's the Secretary of Defenses on

(02:04:31):
Zoom call. So you can't call your daughter, and oh.

Speaker 1 (02:04:35):
There's the secretary so many times really important. I know,
I know he's a guy at the end, but I'm like,
holy ship, dude.

Speaker 8 (02:04:48):
With ice meant to be the worst person.

Speaker 1 (02:04:50):
Ice Cube, ice cube for a nice I can't tell
him apart from you know anyway you know ice cube,
same person.

Speaker 8 (02:05:03):
But it's like, not only is the ultimate helicopter parent,
but he works at the nything and he spies on
you all the time and he's like, I'm doing the
Lord's work by keeping Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:05:11):
It was hard for me to get on board with him,
like you're kind of the bad guy really.

Speaker 8 (02:05:16):
The whole time, Like I hate this guy. Yeah, And
like I said, it's all screens. Imagine if I take
this and just shake it, perhap.

Speaker 1 (02:05:25):
I'm not like super against that. I know you said
it's not escapism for you because you have more experience
with it, but maybe someone who isn't in that field
probably would like it. I don't think anyone's gonna like
this one. I see how this could work for someone.
This did not Wait, you know, it doesn't always have
to be escapism. It could be fun to be like, oh,
what would what would a horrible thing in a relatable

(02:05:47):
world look like, but this was just a bad commercial
for Amazon stuff. I'm not going to use ice Cube.
Here's the hard part. Ice Cube is very likable for me.
I really like him, so to hate him for like
two hours, I'm like, you have to work to make
me hate this fucking guy. I love ice Cube.

Speaker 8 (02:06:08):
And and there's points where it'supposed to be live news
and they're recording like the narration, but they're editing perfectly,
like that's pre edited video. That's not.

Speaker 1 (02:06:18):
That that is realistic, but that's what they call. Like
I said it earlier, it's like an increased timeline or something.
It's like a narrative thing. That other movie I mentioned
does something similar where things are like moving a little
faster than they should be, but it's for like storytelling purposes.
But yeah, that other movie I'm mentioning is actually entertaining.

(02:06:42):
This was not I'm sorry that was the only one
on the list you were able to see. I feel
bad I.

Speaker 8 (02:06:48):
Had to go full Furry to express.

Speaker 1 (02:06:51):
It, but it was what I want to see, Foster.

Speaker 8 (02:06:54):
It's we're having a lit just so we don't the
anime damn thing over from Halo or something.

Speaker 1 (02:07:01):
It's like, did it looked like it took just a
like it looks like one of the drones you fight
in the Spider Man games, just with legs. But yeah, well,
thank you for stopping by and getting so dressed up
for us right before.

Speaker 8 (02:07:17):
I go pictures of people like myself. Yeah an Americans perhaps.

Speaker 1 (02:07:25):
Oh yeah, you know what, but I don't have them
saved right now. Let me do it next time. I
will do it next time. Sorry, remind me, like the
day of next time or the day before. I totally
blanked on it. I missed a few things in my slideshow,
but yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:07:42):
A few minutes and to the discord.

Speaker 1 (02:07:47):
I will do it next time. I promise I will
do it next time. But yeah, I will do that.
And don't worry. If Mint yells at you, tell her
to yell at me. I will take Mints yelling. It'll
be fine. But yeah, we will show you all the
the discord for first sodas he made for us. We will.

(02:08:07):
But yes, thank you for stopping by, Ronda, and thank
you for being a patron. We appreciate you. Joey C.
Before we get through the rest of these super chats,
what do you got going on.

Speaker 2 (02:08:16):
Well, Tony, Sorry, my femboy brain got like confused because
there was a furry in the chat. Recently, I just
did a new episode of my show Box Office Battles,
where I compared eight Mile versus Get Richard I Trying two,
which you're in, by the way, Yes, two movies about

(02:08:40):
two rappers trying to rap. And that was pretty good.
The next video I have that I filmed before this
is We're examining the quality of the healthcare in the
world of Grand Theft. For so we go through all
the hospitals in the game and examine the quality of

(02:09:02):
the healthcare throughout the entire.

Speaker 1 (02:09:10):
Again, I can't like make funny because I'm like Hully
See is wasting his life with this bullshit anyway more Baywatch.

Speaker 2 (02:09:20):
Yeah, it's so true. Listen. I you know, ambulance response time,
hospital capacity, location, spread, use of modern technology. It's a
natural thing for healthcare, you know. I'm just here in
case you ever go to Liberty City. I gotta make
sure you're taking care.

Speaker 1 (02:09:36):
Of of course. Of course, all right, well that's very good.
I was in the premiere of your eight Mile Versus
Get Richard Die Trying, and I said well, there's a
lot of black people in these movies. I can't wait
to see Manny muskets cameo.

Speaker 2 (02:09:47):
That is that is true? Well he was busy that day.
He was watching Primitive War.

Speaker 1 (02:09:54):
Oh he was. That's weird.

Speaker 2 (02:09:58):
Well that's what he was saying to me. So he that,
you know, that's why he wasn't in it. Persue.

Speaker 1 (02:10:03):
Speaking of Mandy Buskuts real quick, an amazing video dropped
right before this, Where the fund is it? Hold on?
So Eric July, the loser who wants to put our
beloved Riley in jail, who made a bunch of money
on one comic, but he didn't know how to write,

(02:10:23):
so every comic made less money after that. He stopped
being a YouTuber because he sucks, and he gets like
a girl, like a girl version of him to promote
all his stuff. Now it's I don't know why they're
paying this girl. It's a waste of money. But she
put out a video today which I think we're gonna watch.
So Vanessa Gothics how to talk to your Black friend.

Speaker 2 (02:10:47):
Oh my god, I just saw this on my feet.

Speaker 1 (02:10:50):
Of course there's Riley going I prefer to he's just
you slurs me and Mandie. I don't know where. I
don't know if we're gonna do this main Chatte or Patreon.
I think me and man, you're gonna watch this vide
together see if we can learn anything. I think you
have to.

Speaker 2 (02:11:03):
Yeah, I absolutely think you have to. I feel like
experience for us, right, Yeah, that's right, that is right.

Speaker 1 (02:11:12):
What the fuck meta PC partner, I'd be like, come on, man,
don't put our names on that anyway. Lucas Steve who
was just here Tony when we reviewing Dark City. I'm joking.
Everyone wants a dark city and I love Dark City.
I gotta find a good time to do it. Uh
the flail I dibbled all over my love porks. You

(02:11:32):
what he dibbled all over his love porks. Darren Reitstein,
great episode. Here's five dollars for the UHF reference PS
review Cemetery Man. I will do Cemetary Man at some
point in the future, but good news. I shot a
UHF review for Patreon yesterday, hopefully out next week. I

(02:11:54):
still have to edit Monday's episode, which I only just started. Yeah,
so look out for that. Daniel fall for two Dolls.
By the way, nothing is shot for September. I just
shot Monday's episode yesterday, and I'll be shooting next Monday's
episode this coming Monday. On a boat anyway, Daniel fall

(02:12:16):
for two dollars for my birthday. All I want is
a Dark City review. Tuck Tuck for five dollars. Tony,
you have one month left to make your rock and
roll dreams come through. I think that means to be
come true. And talk about a meat Loaf movie and
make your channel the biggest effort.

Speaker 2 (02:12:38):
Well, we already talked about one meat Loaf movie. Oh,
people did show up.

Speaker 1 (02:12:42):
Yeah, you guys didn't show up for today's seeing the
picatesiny on Patreon a long time ago. Me and Joe
la Scola did uh to catch it Yetty, go back
to that one. I'll find another meat Loaft thing at
some point. Don't worry, Rocky Horror. We were supposed to
do it this year. I think Sarah was supposed to
come up. And then I keep forgetting to plan a
trip with Sarah. I have to hit her up for that.

(02:13:05):
The flail for two dollars more man and one p.

Speaker 2 (02:13:10):
We're not getting banned for showing nips.

Speaker 1 (02:13:12):
Come on now, no more man, Okay, yeah, the flail
for two dollars. I know Justin long from Ed Ed ED?
Or what's Ed?

Speaker 2 (02:13:24):
Ed?

Speaker 1 (02:13:26):
Movie movie from nineteen ninety six, The Matt LeBlanc movie
with the Chimpanzee is Justin Long isn't that?

Speaker 2 (02:13:36):
Hold on Justin long Ed?

Speaker 1 (02:13:40):
I'm looking at the cast for Ed. All right, I'm
typing in Justin long Ed Ed. Yeah, Oh the TV show? Yeah,
I guess he was at a TV show ED starring
Tom Cavanaugh. Uh, yep, there he is. Okay, it's not

(02:14:04):
the Chimpanzee Baseball movie, it's that show.

Speaker 2 (02:14:07):
Forgot about that movie?

Speaker 1 (02:14:08):
One take for for it? Is it a classic? Joey?

Speaker 2 (02:14:11):
It is a classic?

Speaker 1 (02:14:13):
One take for four nine and nine, Jolley, What advice
would you give a budding young boy hoping to be
hoping to one day beat boy of the week asking
for a friend?

Speaker 2 (02:14:21):
To me, it's very simple, right, and my father told
me this a long time ago. All Right, every day
you eat whatever the fuck you want breakfast, lunch, dinner.
It doesn't matter how much food stuff it into your body.
But you have to work out for two hours a day.

(02:14:42):
So every day I eat whatever the fuck I want breakfast.
Had two big mags lunch, have seven hot dogs, right,
et cetera. But then every night at a thirty, I'm
in that gym until ten thirty, so you have to
put the work in. So you're The moral of the
story is big Max for breakfast.

Speaker 1 (02:15:03):
That's it. Very You just eat something like also really
healthy but a lot for breakfast and then do all
that other stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:15:09):
Well, no, why would I do that when I could
just have Big Max. So big Max taste better? Right?

Speaker 1 (02:15:14):
We forgot a patrion god Lothos.

Speaker 2 (02:15:16):
Hello, hello Partron, Partron.

Speaker 1 (02:15:23):
You're in the private chat. I wasn't fully locked in.
I guess can you see me? Yes, we can see you,
and it says your mic is on? But does this
usually happen with him? Or is it someone else?

Speaker 2 (02:15:33):
You know? I I do remember it does happen with somebody.
Don't know if it was Lothos from Partron, but perhaps
it has happened in the past, you know, looking handsome
Gray Gray.

Speaker 1 (02:15:47):
My should work? You're I don't know. It says you're unmuted,
but there's no camera or audio coming in.

Speaker 2 (02:15:57):
It's very sad. It must be the Partron.

Speaker 1 (02:16:02):
Okay, well check that out next time. Make sure your
settings if you want to take a minute to make
sure you have the right microphone. Fun. Um, it's true,
not true, easy mistake. Ah oh okay, uh but yeah
uhs he figures it out in the next minute. Oh

(02:16:24):
never mind, advice not connected. All right. That is it
from us, everybody. I hope you enjoyed the show. Shoey.
We will be back next week.

Speaker 2 (02:16:35):
Next Thursday, baby, Yes pm.

Speaker 1 (02:16:37):
I'm assuming yes, unless you want it to be a
different time.

Speaker 2 (02:16:41):
No, eight pm is good. Gives me time to work out,
like man.

Speaker 1 (02:16:45):
Nice nice. We bring out before the show. Both worked out.
He's like, Tony, I want to take a nap, but
I'm gonna work out. And I just got done working out.
I was at the park walking and I'm like, yeah,
i'd be a man. We must be mad, but yeah,
that is inform us. Check us out next week and

(02:17:08):
I will talk to you later. Goodbye, bye bye. We're

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