BONUS AUDIO: Dracula Untold with Lena from The Beautiful Dead Podcast

Here is a bonus podcast where I talked about Dracula Untold with Lena on her channel. Subscribe to The Beautiful Dead Podcast today! 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boGmeKVOwuk

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, audio listeners. Tony here, I decided to put up
another bonus podcast for you. This time it is a
crossover I did with the wonderful Lena from the Beautiful
Dead podcast, who of course i've done multiple episodes with now.
We did Batman Versus Dracula, The Lost Boys, and then

(00:22):
recently we did all the Subspecies movies. But yeah, a
few months back for her channel, we did Dracula Untold.
I think it was her Valentines abow a few months
back it was February. It was her Valentine's Day episode.
I figure, with a spooky season coming up, let's put
a let's put a Dracula episode up on the feed. So, yes,

(00:45):
this is me reviewing Dracula Untold with Lena. Please subscribe
to her on the Beautiful Dead podcast on YouTube and enjoy.
And I hope you like these bonus bits of audio
with that I've been putting up for all of you
this year. Okay, I'll with the show.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Good evening, my fellow vampire lovers. The sun is going down,
and you know what that means. It's time for me
to record another episode of my podcast, The Beautiful Dead.
As always, I'm your host, Leena and Aziri, but not
as always. Something happened. Somebody moved my coffin while I
was sleeping. I woke up in a video store next
to Dracula.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Hi, I'm not Dracula, I'm Hackula Cula Macula.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
So he has brought me here. He's forcing me to
do a movie review with him. So we decided that
we would do Dracula untold.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
The story I wish wasn't told.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Right out of the gate. So mean, now, tell everybody
who you are.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I am Tony from Hacked the movie, the movie very
famous YouTuber. Also, you know was in the Dark Knight
Rise with me with you, you were the second most
famous person I know. I know, and most famous person
is a guy on my show called Frank. The back
of his head was in Penguin episode two. He's almost

(02:07):
on our level. He's almost on our level.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Prior to this, everybody, we were comparing IMDb credits.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yes we were.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
That's a true story.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
You might have recognized me from an episode of Drunk History.
But anyway, awesome old.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
When you told me that you had not seen this movie, yes.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I did, I almost saw it, but yes.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh please, oh please watch it and let's do it
on my channel.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yes. When this came out, it was a very older
version of hack movies. I was going to see it
and revealed with a friend of mine and I had
to see it around here and it was raining. I
was late. She was like, never mind, we're not going
to make it, screw it. And then I went, okay,
I didn't want to see it that much anyway. Yeah,

(02:53):
and I didn't see the movie.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
And then seventeen years go by.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Seventeen years go fine, seventeen years I'm not that old, Jesus. Yeah,
years more than a decade goes by? Yes, what was it,
twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen. I was all in on I Frankenstein.
I was done with.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
So it's so funny because you've seen a ton of
Frankenstein stuff, which I have not, and I've seen a
ton of Dracula stuff. So now we're getting to come together. Yeah,
joined forces, combine our powers.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
For Dracula untold now, I'm told I heard at the time,
apparently it might have been misreported. People were saying it
was never really the case. I heard at the time.
They wanted this to be a shared universe, yes, and
they said that they shot extra scenes and deleted stuff
to lead into a bigger shared universe of universal monsters.
That didn't happen, And then they tried it again with

(03:44):
the Mummy, and then there were thoughts where like, if
the Mummy does good, maybe we could work Dracula and
told into it.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Thanks Tom Cruise.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yes, that picture of all the actors for all the
upcoming reboots that never happened was really funny.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Mummy, so it wasn't the vampires time.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Okay, No, it was not right.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
So this is the first time you've seen it, so
I don't need to ask you when did you first yet?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah. I saw it the other night. I was at
my sister's texting me yeah, and I went. I went, Nicole,
I got to watch a movie. I think there's Games
of Thrones people in those kind I put it on
so that I put it on and she was she
was Actually she actually enjoyed it more than I.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Well maybe because of the lead actor. Yes, So I
saw it when it came out, and then I got
the DVD right away, which I'm glad because then I
got to watch the behind the scenes and the commentary
for this to be fully prepared. But our little tagline
here is every bloodline has the beginning. Yes, it's not profound.
We all know every blood line has a beginning.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah it's actually not. Yeah, that's kind of the most
basic thing in the world, that is.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
How bloodlines work. But yeah, all right, so Dracula, I'm
told for people who don't know, prior to my YouTube channel,
it was fine, and then I messed it up. Prior
to the YouTube channel, I had two years of audio
only and I didn't know what I was doing. I
was trying to figure it all out. So I would

(05:06):
like to go back and redo some of those for YouTube,
and this was one of them.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
This is one.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Okay, so you are the inauguration of me redoing some
things I did not do. Justice too. I cannot even
stand listening to my early stuff. I hate early me.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I there's a reason a lot of old hack the movies,
some of them just stand and survive. I didn't have
them backed up, but like, yeah, pre podcast hacked movies
aren't around anymore.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah, So this was what I wanted to do, and
I am doing this for Valentine's because Dracula does it
all for love.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
It's always love, isn't it. He's so dreamy, except actually,
for a while it actually wasn't about love, but then
somehow it all became about love.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Let's not take it away. I like it, okay, okay,
any reason for Luke Evans to take his shirt off?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I am here, Lena. I thought that scene was gratuitous, and.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I my movie just kept pausing on his abdoman.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
I don't know why he just kept skipping.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
He just kept pausing right on him shirtless. Honestly though,
when he took his shirt off, I was like, Oh,
that boy hasn't had carbs in weeks.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I think I've read something. He was just like.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Cutting real, and they said, so I did for everybody.
I listened to the commentary. So I watched it once.
I've seen this movie so many times, rewatched it, and
then watched it with the commentary. And the commentary was
the director Gary Shore and the production diner designer Francois Odui. Okay,
so I got to listen to them, and they were

(06:39):
saying there was several shirtless scenes where they were having trouble,
like getting stuff set up, and poor Luke is in
the corner just doing thousands, just kept because that's what
they do. They do flat raises and all kinds of
stuff to prepare, and they kept going so so sorry.
Luke's so sorry, Luke, and I would have to do
like twenty more push ups, poor Luke.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah. Remember when a Man of Steel was being shot,
someone like showed footage from the set and like Henry Cavill,
like between takes, it's just doing pull.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Ups, like the time the shirtless scene from not Top Gun,
the New Top Gun.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
The Top Gun, Maverick, Maverick, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
All the all the boys behind the scenes, just lat
raising and push.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Our co star Glenn Palell from the Dark Knight, my
twin brother.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
I know you look just like him.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Everyone always says.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
That, Well until you put this off it on, and
now you look just like young Gary old Man.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, thank you, You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
We need to get you the top hat passes.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Joe has those. I know I have the mask, but
I really want to just get a wig that I
could throw on.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Be like when we do Dracula Dead and love it,
and I'll do the whole dress and everything, and we'll
do the whole dance scene in front of mirrors.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
It'll be great.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Okay, moving on, we'll Dracula Untold. Yes, so we have
some vampire crossovers.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Charles Dance was their master Vamp in this, and he
was Thomas in the Underworld series, which I know how
you feel about Underworld, but we're going to do someday.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Charles Dance Alien three, Yes, he was the doctor in
Alien three, which.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
I looked at his he's a busy boy.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
My sister was like, I know that guy. He apparently
was in Game of Thrones, but I'm like, he is
one of.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Those guys everything.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Last Action Hero, Yeah, guy, Last Action Hero. Yeah, I
love that movie. Okay.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Dominic Cooper who played Mahmed the second he was Henry
and Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, Oh god, I remember that.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
And Sarah Gadden who played Morena the Wife, was in
this and she was in Vivian in Vampires Versus the Bronx,
which is a fun movie.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Never that one.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
It's a fun movie. That's really fun.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Who wins the Bronx?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Ah, but it's it's almost like the goonies versus Vampires.
It was very fun. It's a very fun.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
I wanted the vampires to win. Who won in Vampire
in Brooklyn? Was it Eddie Murphy or Brooklyn.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Anyway, Remember I was telling you there's some movies that
I only would have finished it because of this podcast.
That is one of them.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I have to revisit it now I have watched it since.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Then, take a couple medicinal elements. All right, so we're
opening on. I kept thinking his name was Icarus, but
it's Ingress. Ingress is Dracula's son.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yes, but it means like angel or something means something.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, So he is telling our opening story. So we
have these beautiful visual opening scenes of battle, very reminiscent
of Brams.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
You say beautiful. I say that looks like a week
three D just like sorry, there are some really wonky
digital effects that they were doing. I appreciate what they
were trying to do. It just looked really dead.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
So this is where you and I look at movies differently,
because you're looking at.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
The movie those visual effects, like I'm looking at.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
The vampire story. But I like that. I like that
about us, that we have different viewpoints. So he is
explaining in fourteen forty two, the Sultan kidnapped Transylvanian teens
to be beaten and trained to fight for them. This
was real, Yes, that was called the Jenissary Cours. So
the Jenisary Corps they come, they take all the Transylvanian boys,
they bring them to Turkish camps, they train them, they

(10:21):
educate them and then raise them up as men, and
then they are allowed to go back if they want to,
or they stay with the Turks. So some of them
stayed with the Turks, some of them went back home,
but they were almost like trained mercenaries. At any point
in time, they could change and turn on their whole family,
or they could completely defy the Turks, which is what

(10:42):
Vlad did. Yes, so one of those boys is Vlad
the Impaler, and they say a warrior so fierce that
armies would flee when only hearing his name. I don't
think it was his name. I think it was the
bodies of them. That is historically accurate.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
And that's where I was in, yes, like, oh so yeah,
there's I had to look into it. I think like
the seventies where people really started paying attention to the
Vlad connection. Yes, and it's been like ingrained in Dracula
ever since, where I try to like really look into
it and there's nothing outright saying. Stoker used blad there

(11:17):
are subtle references in the book, Like I think he
mentions having a brother at some point on the book. Yes,
subspecies tie, yeah, the subspecies. Yeah. But like I don't
think anything in the book says he is specifically Led.
But he was definitely looking up like people from that
era and whatnot. I don't even know if he actually

(11:37):
had Blad's name. There's been like debate like how much
is the flat stuff incorporated into it? But looking up
all the Blad stuff. At this point in the movie,
I said, like, I would just like a Prince Flad movie, yeah,
without the Yeah, he seems like an interesting guy.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I would have watched that.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
He accomplished a lot.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
I'm reading a book right now called In Search of Dracula,
and it was recommended to me by that Empire professor
from Pitt and it tells the whole story of like
where that all came from. Now, obviously he used some
of Lad because of the name Dracula, that was Blad,
but how much he had never been to Transylvania, Romania.
There was no libraries to go study. He just like

(12:16):
read one book from Romania and kind of took that.
We've talked about this before. Like Graham was just a drunk,
irish dude trying to sell a book. Probably never thought
anyone would ever read it. So let's be honest. As
an author, I can tell you sometimes you just make
stuff up and then it gets a life of its own.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Years from now, people are going to make up stuff
about your book.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Was a real vampire nurse?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yes? I don't know, am I that you were?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Sorry? That's me? Dare people call me? So let's go
ahead and let that go.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Do you want to just reject the collar?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
I tried it. Let me. There's weird service down here.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I'm sorry, it's not your all right, Okay.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
So when he's old enough, Lad returns to Transylvania and
he wants to put all those horrors behind him, and
all he wants to do is live a simple life.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Not impaling people, protect his people.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Not talk about those days. So this whole thing opens
up with them standing in a river.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yes, he and his men. Yes.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
So the director said they wanted it to feel almost
like a cop at a crime scene. Oh, something you
would appreciate. I don't know if you caught all this,
but they specifically wanted to have some homages to their
favorite movies of their childhood, and it's not going to
point those out to you. Okay, I thought that was
almost so they wanted to feel like a Copita crime scene.

(13:44):
So if Lad is there with his men looking he's
looking very good.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
You know who else is there with him amongst the men?
The one who like it plays an important role later
Wand I guess so the real like weird one that
is actor is Zach mcowan. I think, oh, he would
end up being the fourth person to play the Scorpion King.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
So there's your universal monster.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Connection, the trivia that is in your head.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
How did Scorpion King go from being Samoan to uh,
I think Filipino, and then he was Canadian and then
he's whatever Zach McGowan was. He had a lot of
racial changes in those veries.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yes, I recognize Zach McGowan. He played a really big
character in the show Black Sails, the pirate show, really
really good. Okay, he was the Charles Vain in it. Yeah,
so I like seeing him in this. But anyway, Yeah,
they're at the.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
River there, they're all really good. They all do a
really good job. But he sees this Turkish helmet in
his land, and he says, that is the helmet of
a scout. Yes, which means that mehmeds people are scouting
in our area and we need to know what's going on.
So he knows from the way that the helmet has
landed that it must have come from upstream, and so
he looks upstream and he sees Broken Tooth Mountain. Broken

(14:58):
Tooth Mountain is an homaged close encounter of the third kind.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Oh, okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
So they go into the they're about to enter the
cave because they think this is a perfect place for
the Turks to hide. Yeah, and what comes out of
the cave.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Bats bats, because Dracula not a good sign. Dracula dracular dracular. Yeah. Bats.
I don't know why they're shocked by that. I'm like, well,
that's a cave.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
So he's like, well, something in they're disturbed, the bats,
it's probably the turks. Let's go figure it out.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
So they go into the cave and we see so
many bones and a lot of them have been crushed
and they're in piles, and that is never a good sign.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
The funny thing is how many people are going into
this cave over the aar. It feels like a hard
cave to get to.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
By totally, but we find out that they have to
go in to be killed. Yes, so a lot of
people without homes.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Maybe they maybe, I guess.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
So we hear growling and then we see the POV
of the creature inside the cave who's attacking and he
is killing everybody. What did you think when you saw
the pov?

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Predator?

Speaker 2 (16:08):
That's exactly what it's supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
It's a I literally said him like predator.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
As soon as he said it, I was like, I
knew it because that was what I wrote down.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
It reminds me also a little bram Stoker's Dracula with
Bronona Ryder when he like X rays her. It's a
little bit of that with the yeah and the boobies.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Okay, flat scrambles backwards into the sunlight. So he's kind
of the one that makes it, and he pulls out
his sword and he slices at the creature, and the
creature retreats and the blood that's on his.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Cool effect.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
So he returns to Castle Dracula and he runs into
a holy man, and that's Brother Lucian, and he explains
what he experienced to the cave.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yes, here was another Game of Thrones actor. My sister
had to tell me. It's uh, what's his face?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Charles Dance?

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yes, this guy, and then Dracula's son is one of
the guys.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Oh, okay, yes, I believe that I.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Didn't watch the show. Okay, that's what for all the
Game of Thrones fans out there, not me, but for.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
You to watch watch Dracula and told some fimi your favorite.
It's the same thing basically, but with vampires.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Vampires all right.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
But one of the things they said when they were
talking about it is that that set was actually built
inside a three hundred year old barn, which is pretty cool.
He said, it was a really cool set. So the
Holy Man is listening and goes, oh, that was a vampire,
and he pulls out a book. The book was a
reference or an homage to the Necronomicon. Oh right, there,

(17:41):
look tells you everything to know. There you go.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Vampires.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
So he explains that the vampire was once a mortal
man who summoned a demon, offered up his soul for power.
The demon tricked him. That's what they do, and the
price of the power was an eternity trapped in that cave,
and he will remain there until he finds someone to
set him free. You will like this. The person who

(18:05):
drew all the illustrations, go back and watch it. It's
the same person who designed the castle from bram Stoker's Tracula.
Oh really, and they did not know that until after
the artist. Yes, you'll see a lot of similarities in
the style and everything.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yea.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
So then we meet Vlad's wife. Her name is Mariana,
not the iud, just the name Marina. It was so
hard not to focus on that as a nurse. Every
time he said Marina, I was like, oh boy, an
inger ris not icaros ingeress. So of course they're in love.
Everybody's happy. That's not a good sign in horror movies.

(18:44):
Don't be that happy that early.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Why wouldn't she be in love with him? I mean,
I know, right, I mean yes, I mean they don't
call him me impaler for nothing.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
I mean, come on, come on, how long were you
holding out of that joke?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I actually just came up with them. I feel like
I could have work shopped at a little bit more. It
was a little clunky, but I think I got it.
I got it. It's not the only thing he said.
He's not only a paling Turks.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Oh my gosh, maybe a little like Okay, he explains
that his men were killed by wolves.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Wear wolves, and they're like, no, but the priest should
have been an Asshole'll be like vampires could turn into wolves.
He's like, come on, dude, with the vampire.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
So they put ingris to bed, they go into their room.
He's like, yes, they were all killed by wolves. And
then he takes his shirt off.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, of course. And I fast forward at this part.
I went, Nope, this is uh gratuitous in the fence, and.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Then he gets in a bath.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
We should not be sexualise.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
And then you know, I think he should have spent
more time in the bath. Not clean enough. We see
how in love they are, and they kiss and she
pulls him to the bath and they're giggling, and I
was like, oh boy. So the next day is Easter,
so they have a huge party exactly the cave. Yeah,

(20:10):
so they have the Easter party. Everybody is having a
great time. They're all dressed beautifully, and then the Turks arrive.
Yeah they really did, they really did. But the guy
the blonde guy with the with the ponytail that went
down center. That was pretty cool. That was pretty cool hairstyle.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
You're waiting for the whole movie for him to get
his I was like, that's a cool hair.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
The emissary explains that one of their group went missing
in his lands and they want more tribute because at
that time, the Transylvanians had to pay tribute to the
Sultan Ahmed the Second to keep him away. Yes, right,
and they were like, you need to give us more
money because we sent an emissary into your land and
he went missing, so you need to give us a

(20:55):
thousand boys. The Sultan requires one thousand boys to join
his Jenny City Corps Transylvanian boys.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I was getting real upset every time they kept saying like,
where are my thousand boys. I'm like, this feels weird.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
I don't like this, But that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
They would just show up and be like, we need
five hundred boys and you're gonna give them up. So
he said, we need them for the Jenisary Corps. And
this is what happened to Vlad when he.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Was yes, and they do a dig at his dad.
Your dad gave you up pretty.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Easy, correct, and you turn out just fine.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
It was him, Radu. I don't think his oldest son.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
No, it was just him and Radu. And I've heard
multiple stories about how that happened. So I heard that
Vlad the second took Vlad the third and Radu to
the Sultan to try and make peace, and the Sultan
basically trapped them and said, you can leave, but your
sons are staying here. Then I heard that he basically

(21:50):
offered his sons up as collateral. Either way, Vlad and
Radu get raised in the Jenisary Corps. Vlad goes back,
Radu stays he drank the kool aid. He is.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Radho is not mentioned in this right. Yeah, well, they
mentioned brothers.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
But I thought the blonde was going to turn out
to be his brother. The way they were beefing really heavy.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
It's weird. They didn't put rad.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
In, so I thought they were gonna he was gonna say,
but then they have the whole thing where Mahmed keeps
calling him brother. Yeah, because Mahmed the first loved Vlad
more than Mahmed the second and wanted to give all
of his stuff to Vlady, but Vlad left. Yes, it
was like, I'm not even your son by yes AnyWho, so.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Very gladiator for it.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
It's testosterone. So before they leave, they say follow orders
or you will be punished. Right, So in the true story,
when they show up and say you will give us
a thousand boys, the real lad nailed their turbans to
their head and sent them back to the sultan.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
That way, well, that's.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
That's the true story.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
That's messed up.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
That's the true story. He probably didn't look as good
as Luke either. I don't think, you know, thank god,
it was like a mustache.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
No, I thank god, it was like a wartime thing.
I feel like he just really wanted to do all
that stuff.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
I think his wife was into it.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
She was like, god, that's hot. I don't think of
that time. They really had a choice.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Oh sould to him, let's be honest.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
But yeah, they were just like just like, thank god
there was like war and he felt justified. He's like, yeah,
I'm doing this with the bad guys. Like if there
wasn't war going on, what would he have been doing.
He's like, I just want to kill people.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Shout to murder their Romanians who watch this. There are
a lot of Romanians that see him as a hero. Yes,
and I would be interested what you guys think, because
it is a big debate over there.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
They just like went home with the turbans tail to them.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
They now go Tomahmed, he can shove it.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah, and then this is where the meat.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
But that's what he did, That's how he kept people
out of his land. I think he thought like, I'm
going to out crazy all of them. Yes, and that's
what he did with the Forest of the Impaled. Do
you know that true story? Yes?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yes, okay, I mean that is a good way to
keep people out.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
I don't want to lecture you, but I'm getting very excited, right, Okay.
So Vlad goes to the Turkish camp because he wants
to talk to Mahmed, the second man to man, yes,
and be like can we figure this out? Mahmed says, brother,
don't you miss it here? And Vlad says, all I
miss is the coffee. Have you ever had Turkish coffee? No,

(24:32):
it is very good and just have a little bit, yeah,
because it is very strong. But there was a Turkish
cafe I used to go to down in Virginia Beach,
Oh my goodness. And also writers if you really want
to quickly show that the character is a bad guy.
Give him a line like I am owed a thousand boys.

(24:53):
When he said that, I was like, oh, why how
do you not even choke on that line? That's I'm
owed a thousand boys.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
My thousand boys.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Where are they at AnyWho? The Sultan says, and I'm paraphrasing,
we're not bros anymore. Blad says, take me. Mohmed says, nah,
give me the boys.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
He says, I am worth a thousand soldiers.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Correct, And he says, you give me those boys or
I'm gonna kill all of your people. And I also
want your son now, so you're done messed up. You
should have just given me the thousand boys. But now
I'm telling you I want a thousand boys plus your son.
And then he goes, you're a via rile, you can
make more. And I feel like they really talked like

(25:41):
that back then.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, probably probably.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
I was like, Wow, that almost felt like a compliment.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Right.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
So the next shot. I love this scene. This is
a group of Turks who are arriving to take blad sons. Yes,
it is a big open space with just a tree
and sort of gray skies and you just see the
caravan of Turks approaching, and it is a carriage with
flat morena ingress and his head soldier, Captain whatever, and

(26:15):
and and she's sobbing, and she's saying, you promised me
this would never happen. You promised me you would protect us.
You promise me. And he starts to approach, and the
sun is like, I will go, I'm gonna go, I'm
gonna go. So he runs up. He grabs his dad's hand.
I like still have chills.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
It's such a good scene.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
He's like trying to man up and do the right thing.
You can tell he's scared. Vlad is like sick to
his stomach. He doesn't know what to do. So he's
walking towards the caravan and he stops and he gets
down on his knees and he grabs his son and
he says, run to your mind, and then he slaughters all.
I was like, that's so hot.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
They should have why did they? They should have sent
They should have sent a thousand boys, because they would
have been like, he's obviously going to try.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
And this is where Ahmed was very dumb, because Mahmed
thought that he was so powerful and it was he
had vlads so under his thumb that he's gonna follow orders.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yeah, but nope, no, nope. On the day he was like,
I changed my mind. Yeah, you're all dead now.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
So he sends them home and he looks up at
Broken Tooth Mountain and he goes to talk to the vampire.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yes, and he's going to make a deal with the fancy.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
This is when the vampire stuff finally happens.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yes, I'm like, and this is where the movie of
like now, I was actually enjoying all the other stuff.
But okay, I guess we're vampires now. Okay, And I
want you to explain all these vampire rules to me
because it feels very convoluted. Is this whole thing?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yes, it is very convoluted, But I appreciate what they
tried to do with this.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
They do.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
So Dracula has long been debated. How did Dracula turn?
So the theories are he sold his soul to the
devil for power. Yes, that Lilith was the original vampire
and somehow she got to Dracula. There's all these different theories.
So I always loved the idea of how did vlad

(28:17):
Seppish become a vampire.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well, I like the the the ninety two one where
he was just having a bad day and he stopped
across and he literally just went I renounced God and
he was like, hey God, and by the way, I'm
going to die and I'm God come back to empire
and have magical powers. And it was like, Oh that worked.
I'm like, wouldn't be people be doing that all the time? Avais?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
But the implication is that Vlad Seppish was such a
bad person that he was deemed like somebody that needed
to stay on earth to spread evil or whatever. I
don't know what.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Maybe Dracula was just creative because I know nos Radu.
I think they added occult element where he's just a demon,
just made him. He's just a guy the demon made.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
So I'm always here for the backstory of how does
the warrior become?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, and I liked this one.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I actually thought it.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Was because I remember, like a lot of times, I'm like, well,
what did he do before he died? Did he have
the powers when he was alive? Did he was he
Dracula on the battlefield and then the warst stop.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Unearthed the real Lad There was no body in the
in the coffin.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Was a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
I mean, don't ruin the story. Don't apply science to
my fund. Sorry, there would be something, Tony, there would
be something.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Maybe it was grave Rob, I don't know. Maybe they
didn't have the body and it was like a ceremonial
thing that.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
So that's one of the rumors. Yeah, that Vlad never died.
It's like Elvis. We all know Elvis is in Mexico.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Obviously with no he died fighting a mummy. I saw
the movie. I saw the movie. We are so sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry sorry?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Where are we at?

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (29:54):
So he goes to the vampire and he is like,
I need to become what you are to save my people.
The vampire, we learn, is repelled by silver because he's like,
put that away.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
It offends me.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yes, he has long nails, gray mottled skin, and full
of fangs.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yeah, grows dance, always plays a pretty good bag.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
And then his jaw like unhinges like a snake, and
his tongue comes out and like tongues flat. So I
think he slices his throat and he like tongues the
and I think it's the taste of the blood where
he was like, okay, he's worthy.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Well, he says, like most people come in here with fear,
you have like hopes.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
So that's what we learn. He can smell fear, yes,
which is interesting. Yes, yeah, I wrote that down. The
master vampire slices the cut, tastes the blood, and he's like, okay,
I've been waiting for you. He bites his wrist, pours smashes.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
The skull, skull in the skull, puts the.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Blood in the skull, and says, if you drink this,
then you will have my powers. But and this is
the import and yes, you will have a bloodlust that
is overwhelming. You have to not give in and not
drink blood for three days.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Which makes it more of an Easter movie because on
the third day again.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
See where that's all. If you can do that, then
you'll go back to a mortal man and no harm.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
No foul.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
And Vlad is like, all right, well what if I
don't What if I drink blood? He's like, then you'll
be a vampire forever and I am set free. That's
the deal.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
So it's a little confusing because like, why even if
there's only three days and he might not give in
or did he just assume he would.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
I think the master vampire knew that nobody is strong
enough to fight off that blood lust.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
And the master vampire wants to get out to get
the guy who got him right.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yes, correct, He's got a lot of boys and girls
gather around. If somebody offers you something that feels too
good to be true, especially if it starts with drink
my blood, don't do it.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Oh, I was gonna say, trust it.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Oh, Uncle Tony says, trust it.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
What's the worst drink that blood? Someone offers you blood,
drink it. Someone DMS you with a link saying you
want money, click that lane.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
If somebody who is really hot dms you, but they're
trapped in Europe and eat money, it's definitely true. So
Flad drinks the blood and he says no what and
Charles Dance goes.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
You die.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
That was a great Yeah, Vlad, there's shots that's almost
like his flashes, so we assume this is like the
transition process. He has flashes of life. So what I
found out was these were things that had been shot
that weren't used. Okay, So there was a beautiful scene
with husband and wife in the rose garden that they
couldn't use there was a wolf at some point.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Now, speaking of things that were shot and not used,
Hold on.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Does it say, is this where we want to talk
about the master Vampire?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Okay, so you know about the one actor who was
cut out, right, the Caligula played by.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Oh, this is what I wanted to reveal?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yeah, do you want to reveal now? Or so?

Speaker 2 (33:23):
The original idea was they were going to reveal that
the Master Vampire was Caligula, and then they said no, no, no,
shelve that we're going to put that in a sequel.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yes, and he was played by Charlie Cox, the guy
who plays Daredevil and all the Marvels. Really. Yes, However,
there was another character cut out, really and I really
want to know where they would have fit into this story.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Tell me.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Samantha Barks played the the character from Slavic folk tales,
the Baba Yaga, the witch with the chicken house. Yeah.
Apparently beautiful young woman who transforms into a savage way
at some point, but her scenes were later cut from
the film. I don't know where she would have fit
into this movie. Where would the.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
If anyone who was involved in this movie watches this
and please reach out to us.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Because I like Bobby. I love Although the last big
Bobby Yaga thing I saw was the twenty nineteen hell Boy.
Yeah that sucked.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
I talk about Bobby Yaga in my panel, like, what
a great story. It's a cool creature, and it's a
whole like streak of vampire witch.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Like, Yeah, I'd like to see it more and things.
But where would you have fitted into this movie?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
So curious? Yeah, can we do a whole Bobby Yaga movie.
Let's write that. Don't tell anything, don't tell anybody. We're
gonna do it. Write that down all right. Anyhow, So
he wakes up in a river, soaking one looking good,
especially his legs. His legs are really good. Anyhow, he's

(34:57):
in the water and and I wanted to say something
about the cave scene. I don't know if you'll ever
rewatch it probably won't, but if I sweet talk you
into doing.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
It, well, the director's cut with Charlie Cox and the
Bobby Yaga, I will watch it again. But anyway, that.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Scene in the cave, just watch that scene and listen
to the writing. I think that that dialogue could have
come off very cheesy.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah, sometimes the world no longer needs a hero sometimes
what it needs. It's a monster.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
But Charles Dance and Luke we're on a first name
basis now. But Charles and.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Luke, Chuck and Luke.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yah, they present it. You think he goes by Chuck,
that prestigious Shakespearean trained I don't think so, Charlie. Yeah,
So listen to the dialogue. It is cheesy dialogue, but
they they make it work.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Livers his lines really well.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
They they really. I mean I was listening to the
writing as a writer and just like, oh, this really
could have been.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
It's not a bad scene, it's a good scene.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
They make it work.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
I think the rules are a little calm, a little bit,
but that's fine. But yeah, he wakes up.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
He wakes up in the river soaking wet.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Yes, you really like pointing out that he's soaking well,
are you okay? Okay? Are you soaking wet? What I'm
gonna I read?

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Am I blushing?

Speaker 1 (36:26):
I'm gonna just hide this picture of Luke.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
He and he's Welsh. So if you watch behind the scenes,
they do like a day with Luke.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Oh was he not really Romani? Was anyone in this movie?
Or Turkish? Are you telling me? They we're in any
Turkish or Romani.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
People talk about how much I love If they can't
do the accent, they make them default British.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
He was his accents all over the place.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
His accent is fine. It's not like I've seen strange things.
He wolves chasing me through something, okay, all right. So
he wakes up in the river. His silver ring is
burning him. This is their first indication. So he has
to pull it off and he puts it on like
a leather string that he handily has and ties it

(37:15):
so it's outside the armor. Now he goes to stand up,
he pushes down on a rock and he crushes the stone.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
This is when it becomes like a superhero movie where
he's learning his powers. Is the superhero for.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
It's okay, I'm here for it. His hearing and sight
are superhuman. Yeah, I wrote again, looks like Predator site.
He sees explosions far off and he's like, oh shit,
Med said he was gonna he was gonna mess stuff
up there. So he starts running and then he bursts

(37:51):
to a flock of bats and then comes back together.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yeah. I thought that was pretty funny. Yeah, and then
he was like, my sister is watching like he turned
into multiple bats. I'm like, I guess, so he.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Turns to a flock bats and comes back together. I
feel like that's not efficient, Like you should just be
super fast, right, Yeah, that feels inefficient. But he does
kind of get the hang of it afterward.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
I don't think. I think that's fine cold split yourself.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Fel like it's a time waster.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
He never turns into mist or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
I know, I love the missed thing. We're going to
get to something that I love and doesn't get used enough.
So he shows up at the Castle Dracula wherever everybody
is and they're being bombed and he shows up. He
takes a minute to kiss his wife, because that's important,
you have to like okay, So he kisses his wife

(38:37):
and they are so pissed at him for not giving
away a thousand children. Not give away, he told you,
And he's like, they wanted our kids. I don't think
that's okay. It's a better speech the way he says
it's exactly. So he's like, I kind of think that's
messed up. I said no, sorry, yeah, but I didn't

(39:01):
want to give our children away.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
So he's like, we're going to fight them. It's time
to stand up. It's time to have healthy boundaries and
say no. Now go back and watch the scene he
boundary his friend, Amitri the blonde, I think is supposed
to be looking at him in a way that's like
I respect him, and I feel he looks like he
is turned on. Yeah, he looks like he's looking at

(39:25):
his friend in a whole new way.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Well that he doesn't eat. Unbeknownst to him, he's accidentally
charming them with his glamouring him with his vampire power.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Like, hello, Flad, why do you look so good tonight?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
If Lad's just like wait what he's like? Why everyone
turned on around?

Speaker 2 (39:40):
I feel like his friend is supposed to be inspired,
but he just kind of looks like he's getting a
little chubked up. So then he takes the time to
change his entire outfit.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Yes, and then he's going to go out on the battlefield.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
That shot though, yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Well he doesn't want anyone else out in the back.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
That shot of him with the gate coming up and
him walking out in his like long duster and vest.
Any actor that gets to shoot that shot has to
feel like the biggest badass. So he comes walking out,
and he is going to approach thousands of Turks who

(40:21):
have cannons, bows and arrows, whatever they had, right, historians,
you can tell me. I don't care. So he goes out.
His eyes are growing red. The back of the pupils
are red. Now he has two long canines. So unlike
the Master Vampire who has like jaws teeth, he has
two very long fangs. But they're very long, well and dowed,

(40:47):
nice fangs. I just feel like you would definitely feel
those fangs going in. That's all I'm saying. Like you
wouldn't say is it in? You would know the fangs
are in? Are you drinking? What's happening? AnyWho?

Speaker 1 (41:03):
He kills like why does she like this movie so much?
And now it's all, yes, you are? You want to
minute her alone with the DVD?

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Here? I am a professional. I do this for a living. Okay,
if Luke Evans ever sees this, I will die. I
will die embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
All right, Okay, all right?

Speaker 2 (41:29):
So he goes and he kills thousands of men.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Yes, and this really feels like a video game. It's
so this feels like a video game where you're like
fighting people and you hit the button to turn in
the bats to teleport.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
You're hitting all this, so I see what they're trying
to do. But this is one of the problems that
I have with these kind of movies is that the
thousands of other soldiers are waiting their turn.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
To approach you. Yeah, do you know what I mean? Yeah,
that's also like, Okay, bats is more of a problem
for the later thing. But like, I feel like bats
are real brittle. I don't feel like you can like
I feel.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Like you can kill them good quit bat people if
you have a bat or like a bat sanctuary.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Yeah, I don't think that.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
I think they're actually I think their bones are like birds,
which are very pliable.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
I feel like they're really easy to I think.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
They're actually I think they're the kind of creatures that
can even like get small and get into small things.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Yeah, what I do like, I like the idea of
this shot. I don't know if the effects pull it
off one hundred percent or like, where the sword is
in that guy and we just see like the action
through the shot.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
So the sword goes in him and as he's turning,
we're seeing the action and the reflection.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Of I thought that was like a cool idea didn't,
but I gave it weren't there yet.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Yes, but I gave them credit for even trying. There
are speaking of effects, there are some really bad CGI,
like the CGI like establishing shots of like the city
and whatnot. Some of it looks rough, do you know
what I think of?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Sometimes as like we're watching this on like a twenty
twenty five TV.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah, so you can see every or I would have noticed.
I would have noticed it.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Difference between this is where I'm glad I don't know
as much about film, but I hate that I know
so much about Vampire.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
I notice a lot of visual effects and like there
is somewhere I'm like, oh, that looked great. It would
be fine on like a TV budget, but this is
like a film and I'm like, oh that establishing a shot,
that shot of like all the soldiers.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
I'm like, and I say that a lot on my channel,
where I'm like, I would forgive this if it was
low budget, yeah, but I don't forgive it when you're
a high budget Yeah, like morebus you have Marvel money.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Well, Sony money. There's a difference. There's a difference.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
I'm sorry, But unless you're filming in your mom's basement.
There was no excuse for that.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
I'm not saying they don't have money, but yeah, let's
not compare Sony. I just want to say, Marvel proper.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Morbius owes me twenty dollars. That's what I'm saying, all right,
Moving on back to Okay, So he kills a thousand
people all by himself. He turns his soldiers are now
showing up, yeah, and they're like, did we miss anything.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
He's like, don't man, don't ask me.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Yeah, I'm not going to tell you. I don't want
to talk about what just happened. But also, why are
your soldiers five minutes behind you?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I think he like didn't want them out.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
There, But I'm sorry if I was like Tony, I'm
gonna go fight this guy.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
He said he was going to negotiate, because he came
back and he went Negotiations fell through, which was.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Such a good line. Negotiations failed, yeah, which I feel
like is like from the Fifth Al.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
So here's what I think someone said sends them negotiating persp.
Just shoot the alien.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
I think he's like, hold, I'm just going to go
change my outfit, and then climbed out the windows.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Also, no one go by the windows you might get shot.
And also don't look out or anything. I'm not going
to turn into a million bats and eat a bunch
of guys. Although he has the insatiable bloodlust, how is
he keeping it under control with all the blood around him?

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Like this is what my book is about. Yeah, she
goes to work and they're freaking There is not a
shift that goes by where I'm not in front of blood.
It's everywhere. So to have bloodlust in that situation, I
couldn't even imagine. I like to think I'm a very
strong person. I don't think I would do well. I'm
just being honest. I'd be texting you a lot, like, Hey, Tony,

(45:21):
don't ask questions. But I'm a vampire and I'm at
work and I'm having trouble. I need you to talk
me now AnyWho?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
All right?

Speaker 2 (45:28):
So now he leads his people up the mountain to
the monastery to be safe, which is a good plan.
So at this point in time, one of the Turks
goes to Mahmed and says, Vlad killed a thousand men.
Em Ahmed says, then send a hundred thousand.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
At some point, I want someone to be like, how
important is this? Do we really?

Speaker 2 (45:53):
I want to see him a med story, Like I
feel like he had some trauma in his childhood to
turn out the way he did. He said, then send
a hundred thousand and we'll get to his brilliant ideas later.
So now Vlad is strategizing, so he has sent a
bunch of people up to the monastery. He is down

(46:13):
in tents with just like the important people. Yes, and
Vlad is saying like, I'm gonna win this war in
three days. You have to, you have to. Then he's
watching his men eat and you could see like he
is starting He's starting to get to him. So he's
starting to feel the bloodlust. So he goes into his
tent and he's sitting on the bed and he's like, clearly,

(46:35):
I I know that I'm a medical professional, but I'm like,
that boy's fiending. I would be like, what are you
addicted to? He is sweating and shaking, and she starts
making U.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Do you not do that? It's not that oh so
if someone's fiending, like.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Sitting here, she's sitting here and she just leans in
front of he's so sweaty, ask him what's wrong? He's not, okay,
maybe that's just me okay, all right. So they start
getting frisky and all he can think about is biting
her net. And this is a classic vampire trope. We
see this in so many movies, like trying not to bite,

(47:18):
seeing the pulsing. I love that, by the way. And
so he's like no, and he runs out right, and
he's out in the woods and this is where we
see a crazy man, crazy romany.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Yeah, is this the guy from earlier? Does Zach? Is
that who it is?

Speaker 2 (47:37):
He was just like hovering in the background. Now he's
coming forward.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
So he's like, I've been following you. I've been watching you.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
He's like, you mistake me. I've been following the bats.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Right, He's like a master. He's like like, is this
an igor Like he's.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Kind of like a Renfield ish character. I am assuming
he has some relationship with the vampire in the cave.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
He knows where the power is and he wants to
be next to him.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Yeah, he's not quite a vampire, but you could tell
he's spent time.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
He knows what's going on. He knows, so he goes up.
He offers blood to him, puts it in his face
and says, I want to serve you, master. Yeah, and
Vlad's like no, because I'm strong and I'm not going
to do it. And he throws it aside. He throws
this guy aside. He's like, get away from me, and
the guy SLINKs away and he watches the blood pour
onto the ground, which is a great shot. He watches

(48:29):
it pour onto the ground. But he is flat and
he is tough.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
He's not going to give in.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
He's not going to give in. But that shot of him,
whatever acting was happening, there was so good. The way
that he stared at that. He does a great job.
And I loved the forest. I loved the the way
the whole thing was shot. I just loved it. I
might be biased. Let's just say I saw what was it,

(48:58):
two thousand.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
And fourteen or thirteen fourteen? Okay, I was too.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Old to be that horny, but apparently I was very horny.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
It really really made you feel young again, didn't it?

Speaker 2 (49:09):
AnyWho? I don't know. I have a tight so all right?

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Apparently all right.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
So the next morning, Mahmed is now approaching Castle Dracula.
He's with all of his men and he sees the
field the impaled field.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Yeah. I like that.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
I had to have it. Yeah, and it was so
well done.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
And he's like, oh, this looks familiar.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
He's like, oh yeah, that's right. That dude's crazy.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
I guess he's back. He's back up to those old tricks.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
So it's the next morning. Marana, not the IUD, wakes
up in her bed and is the flats not next
to her. So he rolls over and he's he's laying
on a cot in the corner.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Yes, hiding from the sunlight.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Sweaty, shaking like that is a boy who's fiending. Maybe
they didn't know addiction back then. I don't know, but
I looked right at it and was like, oh boy.
So she rolls him over. He's got the necklace and
the silver falls onto him and burns him. Yes, and
this brings him to and he sits up and she's like,
what have you done? And then she goes, all your

(50:18):
scars are gone, So we know that vamporism heals even scars,
even scars. And he's like, I did what I had
to do, and he cuts the tent to let the
sunlight in and it starts to burn him. She pulls
him away and she's like, you know, we're going to
figure this out. So he admits like I am thirsting
for blood. I want blood so bad, but if I drink,

(50:38):
I'll be a vampire forever.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
And he's not really about that.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
No, And she's like, promise me, you won't give in,
you know, And he's like, I did what I had
to do. And he had this amazing line where he said, because.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
I send coaxes back to memmen.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Instead of us, son, that's a good line.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Line, that's a good line. Again. I really would have
liked just the Lad movie. Pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
I don't know he was shirtless again. So Demetro alerts
Vlad that Mahmed is getting very close. So Vlad is like,
take our son and get to the monastery. Get everybody
to the monastery. We need high ground, we need walls,
we need everything. So they start to head up to
the monastery. Now, this is one of my biggest frustration

(51:27):
with vampire movies, the sudden nightfall. Yes, it was full
day and now it's night. What happened six hours? Was
it a six hour walk up to the mall?

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Why were you that far away?

Speaker 2 (51:40):
But why were you that far away from safe ground?

Speaker 1 (51:43):
They probably had to camp back.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Battle strategy, bad idea. So now it's nighttime. All of
his the last of his people are doing the hike.
They could see the monastery, but the Turks attack. So
the Turks are attacking. They're splitting everybody up. It's total chaos.
And they get Morana Ingress and Dracula's best friend on

(52:07):
the run and they're running and they hit this like
what's the word, not a gulf, But they realize there's
this huge lack of land and the monastery and they're
in trouble, and a Turk approaches and tries to back
them up into this cavern or whatever it's called. And
and so Dracula's friend Demetriu is fighting, he gets stabbed.

(52:33):
Ingress is watching the whole thing. This is when Vlad
shows up. He saves the day. Thank goodness, the sun
went down.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Thankfully, he saves.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
The day and he is able to get them out
of there. But the wife and the sun have now
seen that a Dracula stracular. So you've ruined that word
for every time I hear Draculas yep yep. So he

(53:01):
gets he, he kills the turk, his best friend dies,
and he gets his wife and son into the monastery.
So now they're in the monastery. So they're in the
weapons room whatever you call that, the army, army armory.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
I knew that word.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Yeah, they're in the armory. The Turks are coming. And
the son points to a door and says, what's behind there,
and he's like something I hope I never have to
use again. Yes, and really thought it was like a
big axe or like something. But we'll get to what.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
It is now. I know what it was because it's
all the cover.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
They're too smart. Damn it.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
That's pretty obvious, all right.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
So then we get back to Mamen and Mahmed's men
says they say that Vlad has become a monster. So
Mahmed says, well, if the men can't see it, they
can't be scared of it, and he blindfolds his whole
army to march them into battle blindfolded.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Yeah that's because.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Mahmed doesn't give a shit about you.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Yeah. I don't know how that would have worked. I
feel like people would have not been on pace. They
would have like kept bumping into each other. Yeah, I
feel like you would have never even made it to
the monastery.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
You kind of feel like a bad leader, That's all
I'm saying. So now they're at the monastery, it's daytime,
and Brother Lucian sees that Vlad will not step into
direct sunlight. So this is when we learn that Vlad
can be awake during the day. Yes, he just can't
be indirect sunlight.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Yeah, okay, which technically that's not how like the works.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
But this is the stuff I have to pay attention
to these movies. Like, Okay, so the vampire can be
awake and alert. He doesn't have to be in a coffin.
He just can't be indirect sunlight.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Yeah, but like sunlight hits everything, but anyway, not.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
In this world.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
So he's like specifically watching out for reflections. He's like
side stuffing around. Well, Brother Lucian notices that, yes, and
he's like, I know what you did.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
You're a vampire.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
You're a vampire because you told me about going to
that cave. I told you it was a vampire. Now
suddenly you're killing a thousand men by yourself and you
won't step into the sun.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
And he's like, no, I'm just that cool. Yeah, you're
not that cool.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Yeah, So he draws a sword and he's like, let
me kill you before your people find out. Seems like
a good dude.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Seems like a good dude trying.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Yeah, he's trying. And then he slices the tent to
expose to everybody what Blad is.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
So this is my favorite. A fire starts.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
And because the guy says torch the tent.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Yes, yes, yes, they torched the tent, A fire starts
and there's just enough smoke blocking out the light.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Vlad can call clouds.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
I thought it was the smoke.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Flag can call clouds. So that's what he does on
the battlefield later.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Oh, I thought that's what we were going to talk about.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
I'm glad we'll get to it later.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
But I know you watch this movie every day. Every night.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
I fall asleep to it. No, it's one of those
movies that I won't watch for years and then I'll
watch again. Yeah, and then I'll watch it like five times,
and then I won't watch it again.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
So that's why when you said, oh, I've never watched
Draculin and told I was like, you have to watch it,
and you have to come on my chance.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
You're like, I'm watching it right now for the fifth
million time.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
So when I saw this movie, I want to say,
I was in my thirties.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Oh god, it being in the thirties is so bad.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
It made me feel like I was eighteen again. I
was like, anyhow, and I think, well, I think Luke
is older than me.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
I'm in my mid thirties, and I watch it and
I felt like I was in my mid thirties. I
feel exactly how.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
But once you put that red satin robond, didn't you
feel a little younger and a little more fly And
you've got the curls going, you wet the hair. I
like it.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
That's that's just my hair is out of length where
I can't do anything with it.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
No, I like it back and forth with people with
the long hair shoulder.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
I like long hair on men. That's my personal opinion.
But I just want to say that I appreciate how
much work you put into You moved my coffin while
I was seeing, put me in your basement, and then
put that on, and I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
I just wear this all the time. What are you
talking about?

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Just around your house?

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Wear this all the time.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Now, I just picture you making coffee. So let's see
how old is Luke, how old do you think he is?

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Yeah, Oh he's only six months older than me.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Okay, you have a shot.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
I'd be a younger woman, just saying, Luke, I work out.
Where are we at?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
I don't know? Light on fire, time on fire.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
So he's like, let me kill you before your people
find out, which I thought was actually a pretty cool
thing to do.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
If I ever. He's not going around being like you're evil,
you're a sinner. He's like, I know you.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Like, I understand what you did, but please don't let
your wife find out. I just want to say, this
is our oath. If I ever let my vampire powers
get to my head, I become a monster. I expect
you to kill me before all of YouTube finds out.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Oh, just to protect my mind? You want me to
do that? I got stuff going on? Can you get
anyone else to do that going on?

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Can you drive five hours to Pittsford?

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Yeah? I got a lot going on. Why would you
leave me in charge of that?

Speaker 2 (58:33):
I don't know what I was thinking. I'm sorry, all right, Golf,
it was me.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
I expect you to go above and beyond, to be
my servant and give me bodies.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
This is my channel right now. I had to sign
so many things to work with Tony from Hack the Movies.
He will not allow me to flex in front of him.
I'm not allowed to be smarter than him. Yeah, AnyWho, you.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Know more about Vlad than me? I need you to
go back and like, just put your voice over my lips.
So I sound like I'm saying it, but.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
I feel like, deep down there was a part of
you that was like, I just wish somebody would stumble
into my life who knows way too much about vampires,
because I really knew that pipe.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
I feel like I didn't spend the rest of my
life learning enough about vampire.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
I feel like I'm not nerdy enough. Can I please
bring on someone nerdier than me?

Speaker 1 (59:26):
I went all in on mummies. I should have went
in on vampires.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Each other up, all right? You know way more about Frankenstein.
So then I wrote a guy who looks like Alan
Rickman said kill the monster. He looks just like Alec.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Kill the monster, which the end of the substance the
monster like kill.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Him, And I was like, wow, your people turned on
you so fast. So roars are coming out of the
burning tent, and then this is when he calls the clouds. Yes,
So this is what I wanted to say. That is
one of my favorite Dracula powers that does not get
used enough. So we talk about the book all the
time because you and I are both nerds. And the

(01:00:09):
mustache is a thing. I don't know why everyone's freaking
out about the mustache on nos Frato. That's a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
It hasn't been a thing on Nosferatu specifically. That's why
it's true.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
But nos Frotu is supposed to be I know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
But people went in thinking it was going to be
that specific one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
But I'm just saying, Robert Eggers, I know what you
were doing and I appreciate it, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Was more upsetting, but over he.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Was like, no one's gonna notice.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
That was a little bit more upsetting than the mustache
we just talked about.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Go watch nos Fratu in Venice on Tony's channel with
the long hair, but didn't cover up the freaking bold spot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Dude, you're talking a guy who wants to see when
his hair stops receiving and then grow it out long
to look like a wizard.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
I'm gonna be that friend that tells you like, hey, Tony,
can we talk about your hair?

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
No, Johanna already did it on my channel. But anyway,
who let him do that?

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
I just feel like we're having go watch that episode
on Tony's chant.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
On the Patreot.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
What freaking lunatic he is? He was? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
I think he was better looking than Luke Evans though.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
And that was the last time Hack the Movie I
ever collaborated. Tony from Hack the Movies goes missing. There's
a big snowstorm coming.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
You can just disappear, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
The guy who looks like Alan Rickman screams killed the monster.
They burn the tent down, and this is when he
calls the clouds, which I if I can, I tell
you something and everybody who ever watches this video, it's
just between us. When Bram Surcus Dracula came out, I
was thirteen, it's like prime time, okay. I was primed

(01:01:57):
and ready to be way too influenced by this movie.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
I grew up in Virginia by the woods, so whenever
a storm was rolling in, I would.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Put on you would go out and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
The cloak on and go out and be like and
scream like I was calling the clouds, like, why not
a rider boobs? Then? So I had to stuff everything.
But I was just like, I just pretend. Oh my god,
that was between that and the craft.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
I was bruined and you were a witch girl, weren't
you ruined? I had friends who thought they were witches.
Spoiler they're not witches. They were just annoying. But anyway, so.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
He steps out of the burning tent.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Yeah, they all now know what he is.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
He has this amazing monologue where he's like, you think
that you're alive because of you? You are alive because
of me and because of everything I've done, and because
I have kept you alive. And he's ready to start
slaughtering people, but he looks up and he sees angris
As watching him.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Yeah. So he's like, and that's what I would say
if I was a bad guy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
His wife runs up, Marana not the IUD and says,
this is not who you are. Yeah, do you like that?

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
I like that? That sounds very not romani.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Thank you, And so he's like, you're right, I need
to use my breathing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
You're right. Let me be the rational guy who in
pales people. Yes, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
So he calms down and he prays. He goes to
the chapel. So now we know vampires can enter half vampires. Yes,
because the brother says to him, clearly, you're not fully
turned because you're around religious icons. So there's still time
for me to kill you. Let's do this. Lad's like,

(01:03:52):
let's not. And so he goes to the cathedral and
he's like, God, please just let me be strong enough
to not blood for one more night, okay, And then
he uses his predator vision to see that the Turks
are coming. Here's a problem. The dawn is coming, yes,

(01:04:14):
and his time is running up. Yes, if only they
showed like a sand yeah through the hour glass.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Here's my question. Yeah, why does he just like at night,
turn into the bats and then fly to the Turks
and just kill that one guy?

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
So you should have told him that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Yeah, you just be like, because they don't know you're
a bat monster, they'll just think bats are flying around.
Then you can go on that guy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Only you were there in fourteen ninety two.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Yeah, I'd be like, hey, why don't you just go
and kill just that one guy?

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
You could have told him.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
I mean, yeah, they might come back, but they have
to figure out who's in charge.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
I do feel like if you had killed Mahmed, the
rest of them would have been like, I don't even
want to be here. He blindfolded me, he stole me
when I was a kid. Yeah, I don't even like
the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
People just hang out with these guys.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
He's like, I feel like your food would be pretty good,
Like you probably have a really good bread AnyWho. So
he realizes down is approaching. The Turks are approaching, and
he doesn't think the timing is gonna work out right,
and if he loses powers at dawn, they're in trouble
because one hundred thousand Turks, who are very pissed off,

(01:05:24):
are on their way. And so bats arrive, and so
he calls more bats and more bats and more bats.
The bats like swirl around the castle. So at first
I thought they're obscuring the monastery, which I'm like, okay,
I guess it can work, but they already saw it
was there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
He's summoning them. I like the idea of the scene
of him making the fists. He's making big bat hands
out of the swarm of bats, and he's throwing them
into the army, killing all of them. But again, I'm thinking,
like a real brittle creatures when they just like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
I don't think they are.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Though they might splatter on impact, I don't think they're
I mean, sure, one hundred thousand bats are probably going
to kill some people. I just don't think you'd be
able to kill everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Yeah, so if you haven't seen this movie, Originally they
wanted a bat fist and the filmmaker was like.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
No, no.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
They did a bat nato where it like comes around
up and down.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
They started to do.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
They tried to, They tried to. They tied it in
with his acting, which I would love to know. Do
you know this because you're a filmmaker. Do they have
him punched foam? Because like he punches. I would think
it would have to be like a mattress or something,
because Luke Evans. You see the way he comes down.
I'm like, he definitely punched the ground. And to give

(01:06:48):
it one hundred percent, I would be scared not.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
So much have something.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Yeah, I wonder anyway, so he punches the ground, you
see everything crack. It was pretty cool. Yeah, you probably
hated it because you know special, It was fine.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
This whole scene reminds me of like Return to the
King where they're like, We're like, let's just get those
zombies the ghost Army to kill everyone and even it out.
This is what it feels like. He's like, let me
just take all use all these bats to murder everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
And also, if you could do that, why didn't you
do that three days ago?

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Yes? I mean I guess he didn't know how to
do it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
I feel like as a feel, as a as a writer,
as a filmmaker, I am assuming that the audience is
so bought in by this point that they're going to
follow us with that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Again, I don't think the Charles Dance really gave him instructions.
He gave him some guidelines, but he didn't actually want
him to have instructions because he wanted him to fuck
around for too long and eventually give into the blood loss.
Would if he had said day one, you could block
the sun with the clouds, and you can make a
bat tornado that can kill one hundred thousand people.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Yeah's tomorrow. I mean the Master Vampire, which that was
his name, Grandmaster Vampire. He ultimately just wants to get
out of that cave.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Luke.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
Sorry, Dracula is just a means to carry hi Luke,
all right, he's Welsh. I'm irish. I feel like there's
a tie there somewhere. I like AnyWho I'm gonna I'm
gonna get so sidetracked. He is just a means don't end.
The master Vampire didn't care who the person was. Ultimately,

(01:08:30):
he doesn't give a crap about your village, your wife,
your son, anybody. He just wants out. So I think
he was literally standing there just waiting for three days.
What else is he gonna do? So a bunch of
Turks actually make it to the castle or the monastery,
and he attacks the person in Mahmed's armor, but it's

(01:08:52):
not my med, it's a decoy. So this is where
he knows that he has been duped and everything happening.
Everything's everybody's swarming the castle because we've sent a hundred
thousand So let's say that bats took out best case
scenario fifty percent, so we used to have fifty thousand
turks who are flooding the monastery, and so there's chaos everywhere,

(01:09:16):
and some of the bad guys have made it into
Morena's bedroom with ingeris they fled up. Horror movie one
on one, don't go up, go up. So they go
up and the top of this tower has no railings,
no nothing, it's just flat top. You are screwed. So

(01:09:37):
it's Marina and Ingress. They're at the top. They are screaming, crying.
The Turks are approaching. So they can either try and
fight the Turks, which they're not going to win, or
they will go over the edge of the tower. A
soldier kicks Morena. She falls and is grabbing the edge,
which I'm there is nothing to grab your I'm sorry,

(01:10:00):
there's no way she's that strong. But she's hanging over
the edge and they grab her son and they're pulling
her son back. She is screaming, trying to scramble up,
and the sun is rising, right, so Vlad runs out,
Mariana falls, Ingress is gone with the Turks. Vlad jumps

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off the edge of the tower and he is falling
as she is falling, and he's trying to reach her, and.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Her doesn't sum in one hundred thousand bats to go
beneath her.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
He wasn't thinking clearly, I don't know, or maybe his
powers were starting to wan at that point, because it's
a hole racing the sun trope, right, Yes, we see
this all the time. All I can think of is
the Brams circus Dracula with the horses and the Roman people,
and we love that movie way too much. Okay, So

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the Turks have gotten Ingress onto the back of a horse.
They are running away with ingers. They hit the ground
boom boom.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
And for some reason, I looked at the length that
she fell and like she would be goo because she
would be splattered everywhere and she would be a puddle.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
That's even from Tony as a medical professional. I'm telling you. Yeah,
instant death. Yes, AnyWho. She's talking, she's like, oh, She's.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Like, I'm like, you're not even winded. I would be winded.
You want to be alive, you want to be in
one piece, but you would at least be winded either. Yeah,
I just fell.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
She's like this, save all sun, drink my blood. I
love you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Yeah, he drinks her budndemning him. I do like that
a woman is responsible for making Dracula. You know, we
always blame them. That's my motto. Oh I forgot, it
wasn't on my channel. I mean, but I like that
he was holding out and then White's upset.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Please go to hack the movies on YouTube and send
him a comment.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
I only respond to Patreon comms. So if you want
to yell at me, you gotta sign up for the
highest tier.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Yeah, but he was the highest tier. Is you get
to yell at him? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
No, but like literally, like he wasn't gonna he was good.
He did and then she's like you should do it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
He's like, right, I wrote down Morena's not going to
make it, but Blad is fine. Blad is fine because
he's still half fan.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Yeah, so he's like, wait, here's a question. Yes, Can
he just go back to the cave after expires? He's like, hey,
I want to do it again?

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Take back seats?

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
No, no, let's just like he did it. He didn't
give in three days are up?

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
Can yeah? He could?

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
Can he go back and be like, hey, I'd like
to give it another shot? Or do you? Or do
you think he'd be like no, you're just gonna out
do me again.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Well? The only question though, is and this is because
this was the question I had about the timing. Was
is it the third dawn? Is it three full twenty
four hours? Right? So my question is how long were
you dead in that river? Like did you lose half
a day. That's kind of shitty. That's not a good

(01:13:11):
deal anyhow, That's the least of the logistical questions. Okay,
So he drinks her blood. The Master Vampire walks out
of the cave. Now you have to admit, that is
a great scene. And I want to give a shout
out to the music in this. The music is phenomenal.
And the scene of her hitting the ground, him trying

(01:13:33):
to choose what to do, and the Master Vampire just
standing at the opening of that cave was so good.
It was so good. Okay, all right, So he pulls
the clouds over the sky, let's out a whale over
his dead wife's body. Tony has to go blow his nose.

(01:13:55):
But I just want to talk about the fact that
Luke Evans had like a eight pack, possibly a ten pack.
I would love to know what his core workout is,
because holy god, his torso was unreal.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
You back, Yeah, sorry, Like my nose was bothering me
and I'm like I can tough it out, and I'm
like I can't tell it at it anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
All right, So he lets out this whale that I
thought was a very good acting moment. Okay, he lets
out the whale. We all have to see that, right,
that's the moment. We want to see the heartbreak. But
while he's wailing the blood, her blood is still pawing

(01:14:43):
out of his mouth. He's like no, and the blood
is just pouring out of his mouth. So he returns
to the monastery and he finds Captain p True. I
looked up the name because I wanted to be able
to say it. Everybody's dying. He's got all the wounded people.
They're all laying there like.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Yeah, I know, I.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Know, I know, I know. And he's like, do you
want vengeance? Could you imagine if I walked up to.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
You and was like he want some ven, I'd be
like against you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
You'll be like, ah whatever, Yeah, I'm in Let's.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Do this depends on who.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Yeah. He bites his wrist, feeds it to his captain. Yeah,
and then he does the same to every person who
has left, even barely alive.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
So then he goes into the weapons room and this
is when we get to see what's behind the door.
So he says something I hope I'll never have to
use again. And I'm like, is it a grenade? Like what?
It's something horrible. Right, it's armor.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
It's his dragon armor.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
So this is another thing I wanted to point out.
If you go back and rewatch it, you can see
the dragons and there's dragons everywhere. Ingress has toy dragons
in his room. There's dragons, and there's dragons everywhere, and
his armor has the dragon.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
I remember looking at the previous.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
It was designed by the person who did the costume
designs for Lord of the Rings, like Oscar Winner. I'm
telling you that the cast and crew on this movie
was solid solid, Okay, they had the formula was there.
So he gets his Dracula armor. I wrote that in bold.

(01:16:28):
And then they have this little funeral from Mariana, right,
not the Ayud. And meanwhile at the Turkish camps, the
skies are full of these horrible black clouds and there's
lightning in the clouds, and some guy says to Mohmed
the sun should be up by now. I don't know
what's going on. So then, and I know the special

(01:16:50):
effects aren't great, but it's still a cool scene. Vlad
is approaching along with his vampire army and there's just
like lightning and black clouds all around him, and he's
like approaching like this, just like like you're done.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Yeah, and then all the vampire soldiers attack them. There
they all know how to instantly use their powers.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Sorry, the vampires turned the army into an all you
can eat Turkish buffet. Well, Vlad entrant moments tent Blonde.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Guy gets it, he gets his come up and finally
but yeah, but he goes into the tent and have.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
To answer that. Okay, so he walks into the tent.
I thought this was cool.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
Okay, yeah it was.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
It's clever. Mohmed has covered the whole ground with silver coins.
So you can fight on the coins and be burning
the whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Yeah, or you can.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
Retreat but his son is like tied up in the
back on the other side.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
Or or you can turn in the bats and not
touch the coins and just eat them.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
I actually wrote that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Hey, he screws around for a lot of this flight.
It takes him a while to turn into the bats.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
So just stepping on the coins weakens Lad. So like
all his powers are weakened. Everything. The other thing is again,
these are cloth tents. Go around to the other side,
cut that side, pull your son out. Yeah, just saying
that's why you need to put a girl in charge.
I'm just saying, okay, so he So I was listening

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in the commentary. This was a very big problem for
the actress because they were just sliding, just sliding everywhere.
But it is a cool scene and Mahmed keeps cutting
these bags above them with all these silver coins fallowing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Like coins of Lad.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Yes, so this was a little like nod to the
vampire people. They did the lad Sepish coins, but those
coins wouldn't have come out until after Vlad was dead,
so they knew it wasn't historically accurate, but they also
knew it was like a nod to the real block.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Oh wow, this movie wasn't historically.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
Yeah. So they fight. Flat is thrown down on his back,
he's on the silver coins, and Ahmed tries to stake him,
and he's able in that moment to gather all of
his strength because he's Luke and he's so strong. He
uses the last of his strength to turn into a.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Flock of bats.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
He bursts, shows up on top of the Med flips
Myhmed steaks moment, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
And he tells him he's like, that's not my name anymore, right,
My name is Dracula. Correct, correct, it's a good moment.
The Count Dracula, that's what he should say, Your count,
what I thought you're racular? My name is the Count,
and I stabbed you one time.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
So he steps out with his son, and there's a
problem because he's created a vampire army. They've killed every.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
This is the weirdest. Not only have they given into
the vampire like this is dark, they decided that all
humanity is their enemies, not just the Turkish, and they're
all on board with the vampire taking over world plan. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Yeah, well prior to that, can we talk about, like,
what really is the feasibility of carrying around that many
silver coins the weight alone when you are traveling by horseback. Yeah,
it seems it just seems inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
But they didn't get them all back here.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
Maybe that's all the silver they stole from all of
the surrounding villages. Yes, so the vampires are like that
boy is the last human. We need to wipe him
out and then we can take over the world. Yeah,
and Flat is like, uh no.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
And I do like when they challenge him, he's like,
I think you forgot who I am, and he impales
The vampire.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Yes, he impales him, lifts him up, stakes him to
the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Why didn't that vampire turn into bats to not get
him failed?

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
Who knows, because only Dracula can do that because.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Turning into bats.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
No, oh right.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Again, they've only been doing this for ten minutes, they don't.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
So the brother shows up and says, he pulls the cross.
Everybody's hissing. I hate hissing vampires. I hate when somebody's like,
I hate that so much. But they back off and
he grabs his son one last time. There's three moments
of him holding his son's face. The first one is

(01:21:29):
I would never let my med take you. The second
one is run to your mother, and then the third
one is go with him. I love you, you know, live, live, free,
die hard whatever. So he's the son is like kicking
and screaming and wailing, but the brother pulls him away
and is pulling him away. So at that point in time,
Dracula opens all of the clouds.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
And just burns and burns everybody kills and kills himself right,
and then we see Ingris on the throne saying Vlad
was a great man, he was a hero, and then
we see the flashes of what's.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
His name, Zach Zach McGowan is.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Zach McGowan pulling Vlad from the.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Battle somehow the tent did it burn up?

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Because I think because he had the master vampire's blood maybe,
and then everyone below him is like.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
The older you are, the stronger you are.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
Correct, So you have this source, and then everyone below
you is like a lesser vampire.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
So so Caliguila would be a Kasha. And then who
was below Akasha? It was uh Marius Marius, I think so, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
Then but then lestats below Marius. But Lestat somehow is
more powerful.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Okay, Kasha gave him extra power.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Oh that's right, because Akasha wanted to have sex with them.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Yes, well I forget what the book in the movie,
that's why.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
It is so because she killed her own husband. Yeah,
she was like, I'm bored with you. I want a
real man.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
He sat there as a statue for a billion years
with her, and but she finally wakes up. She's like, oh,
you're not coming with me. He's like, I could have
went and did shit. Fuck anyway, anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
You told me to sit down, shut up and be quiet.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
So we see ingress on the throne. We see Dracula
is pulled off the battlefield Renfield or whoever he's supposed
to be Egor, slices his wrists, drips blood into his mouth,
and he does the.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Oh they said, they said his love was so strong
he kept him alive.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Why this is my Valentine's Day episode? So now we
fast forward yes to present day in London. Dracula is
walking down the street looking very good, and he passes
somebody and he stops and he turns and there's a
young lady who looks exactly like Marina. And he approaches

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her and he said, is the poem that he always
said to his wife? And she stops and she remembers it,
and she turns around and she says, yep.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
And my sister went, oh, that looks like his wife.
I'm like, yeah, it's like a thing that they do.
It's a thing that they do.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
We get it. And then who's watching this happen?

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Charles Dance and then he goes let the Games.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
Be, Let the Games begin.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
And people thought was going to be leading up.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
It was supposed to be a sequel.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
Now I still want to know where did Bobby Yaga
fit into all this?

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Did she offer him other powers too?

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
Was she hot?

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
I don't look at a picture of the actress. Hold On,
hold on, hold on, let's see, let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
Inquiring minds want to know, was Bobby because there's supposed
to be an old chrone that turns into a hot chick. Right.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Well, I only know her really as just a creepy lady.
She thinking of us. She let me see another picture
of her. Hold on. You know, you got the lust after.

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
The important stuff that we get to we get to
look up on this channel.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
You got to lust after what's his face? Was cute?

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Is she?

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
Samantha barks cute?

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
Yeah, it looks she almost looks like they could have
made her some like a romani character.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Yeah, although she's supposed to be slavic. Slavic to me,
but anyway, but yes, Bobby, All.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Right, Tony, what are your thoughts on Dracula? I'm told,
no pressure, We'll still be friends, no matter.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
I mean I said it earlier. I want to just
liked the Vlad movie. It's fine. I wish they put
more work into some of the CGI visual effects, and
then I think it would have been a little bit
more tolerable. I think it gets real schlocky at the end.
It borrows elements from things. It's it's weird to see
a Dracula movie that's doing the superhero element where he's

(01:25:58):
basically a super Yeah, I mean Tracula shows up in
comics and somebody's usually the bad guy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
I was trying to think of the time, and I
definitely think that was a time where that was really
starting to take off.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
Twenty fourteen, Yeah, oh well, this is post like Avengers one,
so superhero shit is blown up.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
So like, if you think about what we're seeing now, yeah,
the tendency for vampires is going back to realism, going
back to vampires or the villain. But back then I
think it was more.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Of like, oh, because you're also coming off of Twilight,
So crowds want superhero stuff and sympathetic romance vampire. Yes,
do they want both of those things at the same time.
This one didn't do crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Why do you think it didn't do well?

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
I don't know. I looked at the trailer and went, nah,
I don't know. I just it seemed desper I guess
me knowing, it just seemed desperate that they're like trying
to make Universal is taking I mean, they don't own Dracula.
Everyone owns Dracula, but they're famous.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
I like that line. Everyone owns dract.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
Universal a Dracula movie from Universal, although they put one
out every other week now as a little bit more weight,
because you know, they did the Bela Lugosi one. So
I don't know. I just I just didn't think it
looked that interesting. This is also a weird time where
they were doing stuff like red Riding Hood but it

(01:27:20):
was a werewolf investment, my mystery. Oh oh, what was
the other one? Fucking oh uh? It's snow White and
the Huntsmen. Yes, where they were like taking these old
stories but trying to make them all actiony and Lord
of the ringsy. And this feels like it would have
been tailor made for if I was thirteen, I would

(01:27:42):
have loved this. But I don't know. I was just like,
I'm not feeling it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
I don't think. I don't know why I still love it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
I think I know why you love it. I think
it's been made very clear.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Can we just set aside my lust for Luke as
a vampire, as a vampire reviewer as somebody who has
been studying vampires for forty years as somebody who is
a writer. I don't think it deserved the hate that
it got.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
Did it even get hat? I feel like people just
didn't see it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
Yeah, I don't know why. It was just kind of
under the radar. I don't think that it was. I
have seen and you guys know, if you've been with me,
I have seen so much worse.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
Look. Look, look, if we're talking about movies that came
out of that time, it's better than I Frankenstein. Yeah,
it's way better than I Frankenstein. I'll give it that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
I really would have liked to see where they were
going to take it. I would love to talk to
somebody who knew what the plan was for the I
want to see Charles dancemore. I want to see the
story of the Master Vampire. I'm so intrigued by him, Like,
how effed up was this dude? Yeah, you know, I
want to see where they were going to take the
Dracula Mina story. I wanted to see a sequel, and

(01:29:00):
I'm so mad that the sequil never happened, and I
blamed Tom Cruise and the moment for that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
I am No, I don't think it was gonna happen already.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
I just don't I would have liked to see it,
but we're never gonna have it. And you know, so
many people have things that just ended and they never
got any kind of resolution, and that's a bummer.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
Look, the people at Universal gave you Renfield Last Voyage
to the Meet, Okay, Abigail Nosferatu, you're getting all this
Dracula stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
You say that in a way that makes me feel
like you're trying to be funny. I liked Renfield. I
was fully prepared to hate Nicholas Cage's Dracula. I actually
loved it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
He was the only reason I wanted to say.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
So much fun I cannot wait to meet When this
episode comes out, I will have already gone to Orlando,
and I hope I got to talk to Nicholas Holt.
I don't know if I get to. But we got Renfield,
which I thought was fabulous. I had so much fun
with it. We got Last Voyage of the demeanor I
did not like. It really disappointed me. It was like

(01:30:04):
meeting a super hot guy online and then you go
out to the date and you're like, oh, that's a
real story that I told Tony. He was a foot
shorter and didn't have teeth. That's what that movie felt
like to me, Abigail. I thought was really fun up
until the Dracula reveal and Nasrat. I watched your live,

(01:30:26):
go watch Tony's live. I watched it in real time,
which you guys know, I don't stay up, and I
stayed up to watch that one, and I had so
much fun with it. I was like texting it was
and I was like talking to the screen. I wish
I had been on it because I had so much
to say, but I understand why people feel the way

(01:30:48):
that they feel about it. That being said, I was
happy to finally see something where the vampires were the villain.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
Yeah, yeah, I think I maybe at this point I
just got to hired of the uh, you know, love
torn Dracula, He's cursed.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
I don't think that was love. I think that was lust.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
It what I mean, like when dragonalne Told came out,
I feel like I was over that it had been
done a lot. I get it, it had been done
before the Gary Oldman one. The Gary Oldman one made
it super popular, and I feel like it didn't go
away after that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:26):
I think that they tried to humanize him in this
and that is where it just a little bit falls short.
I agree with you. If they had done just a
Vlad movie, I think it would have gone really hard,
like just a historical I would like one Game of
Thrones type like.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
I mean, I'm sure there's Blad movies, but I don't
know if they're like like budget. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
I would love to see like Game of Thrones level,
like what did he do to protect this tiny country.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
It's weird though, because I feel like there's not a
lot of like I mean, I guess there are some
records of him.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
There are read this book. Well you're not a big reader, huh.
I always okay, document, I will tell you after I'm
done reading in this book, I'll tell you what I learned.
But I think that if you truly sat down and
wrote the story of what he did, because Wallachia was
so small and that the Ottoman Empire was a beast.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
It could be like a three hundred sort of thing.

Speaker 2 (01:32:22):
I mean, for them to stave off the Turkish Empire,
like they're the reason that Europe is Europe, like they
Vlad in Wallachia is the reason that the Ottoman Empire
there's a reason that the United Kingdom doesn't speak Arabic.
It's because that he stopped.

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
This, and how do we repay him by making him
a vampire?

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
A sexy vampire.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
Sexy vampire.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
We talked about this behind the scenes, if we could
bring Vlad Seppish back, and he said, what am I
known for? Like, how do we answer that?

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
Like, you're a vampire and you drink blood and turned
into smoke and bads, Like what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:33:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
So from Billy the Kid ones, there's a movie called Dracula.
I think it's Dracula meets Billy the Kid or something.
I shop it then and then you Frankensteinstein, like.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
Everybody behind the scenes Tony and I his friendship is
him throwing out random vampire movies and me being like, no,
I feel like you're fucking with me. But then I
look it up and it's real.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
I think there's too versus Frankenstein.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
To be honest, you guys comment down below. I'm trying
to talk Tony into a full forty eight hour weekend
of us just watching bad vampire two B movies. We
will we'll tweet to you what we're watching. I think
it will be so much fun. Let me know if
you want to know, you want that to happen. But
just to wrap this up, this is a movie that

(01:33:53):
I can professionally recognize is not the best movie, but
there is something about it that I keep going back
to and I love it and I love to talk
to people about it. I love to share it with people.
I think Luke Evans did a phenomenal job.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
Did you I did? Yeah, I noticed. I noticed that
you did. Luke.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
I actually appreciate your talent as an actor. It's not
just about your hot body.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
Yeah, no, I it's fine. Like I said, I watched
my sister.

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
Yeah. Uh was she into it?

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
Yeah? She liked it. She left for thirty minutes to
put the kids to sleep, and then she got kids
and then catch up on stuff. And when she came
back she knew I filled her.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
She was liked take his shirt off and.

Speaker 1 (01:34:35):
I think she missed the shirt off scene. But no,
she was like digging it, like.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
She was like Tony sister, go back and watch the
two scenes where he takes his shirt off.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like this is a good girlfriend movie.
You can put this on for like a chick.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
I really, I really enjoyed that you watched this for
the first time for me because it was fun to
just introduce it to somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
And then I went back and I finished Nosparato and Venice.
I put this.

Speaker 2 (01:35:03):
You owed me this from making me watch Vampire in Venice.
Go watch Tony's channel. It's on the Patreon. We watched
the worst movie I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
The worst movie.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
Let me clarify, it is not the worst movie as
far as filmmaking or acting or writing. It was the
worst movie in the fact that I was so horribly uncomfortable.
I felt so bad for the actresses in that movie.
I hate klaus Kinski. I so go check it out.

(01:35:38):
I'm telling you you have too.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
They watch that, they should go back to our older
episode where we talked about.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
The first Wait. So Tony and Lena Lore we started
this in the basement of.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
The Buffalo bill House things.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
Talking about Nosfatu on my channel.

Speaker 1 (01:35:57):
Buffalo bill House.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
There it is.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
He left me a bunch of postcards and did you
get this is the lotion?

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Yes, So we went to the Buffalo bill House, which
was so much fun, and you get lotion in a
basket when you walk in and I trapped Tony in
the well and left in there.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
Yeah, we talked about these class kids see Osparatu, and
then Batman Versus.

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
Dracula with mannekins watching us. It was and if you
guys don't know, if you don't live in Pennsylvania, this
house is in the middle of nowhere. Yes, I really
thought we were in the wrong place. I was so scared.
And then all of a sudden, the house shows up
and I was like, there's Tony. I'm saying, but go

(01:36:39):
check out no Sparatu with me and Tony Batman Versus
Dracula in your channel. And then we were like, we
got to do more of this because we have so
much fun.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
I'm glad I finally got to see it. I'm glad
I finally saw this at least one time. I don't
know if I'm going to revisit again. If they put
out a director's cut with the Bobba Yaga and the
Caligulus stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
You might enjoy the commentary. Maybe maybe as a filmmaker,
but yes, well, thank you Tony for dragging my coffin
into your video store. Yes, forcing me to do this.

Speaker 1 (01:37:13):
I have a whole basement here full of coffins and
all these other fun stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
And for all my vampire powers, I did not use
them on Tony. I said, fine, you put on a
red satin gown. I'll do this with you.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
It's a roade, not a gown gown.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
So where can my people find you?

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
Hack the movies on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts.
You also can go to hackmovies dot com. Again, we
have a lot of bonus stuff on Patreon, or by
becoming a channel.

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
Member, which I'm a member.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
Yes, follow me on Twitter, Instagram, all that stuff. If
you can pook me on cameo, cameo dot com, slash
Tony Police, make.

Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
Talk about Luke Evans's abs.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
I will do I can do a Dracula impression.

Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
I he'll do anything good. And then make sure you
look at everything we've done together. We've done the Vampire.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
Museum, yes, the Vampa Museum with Vampa, which.

Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
Was so much fun.

Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
We did Monstermania together, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
And Lost Boys, Lost Boys. The Lost Boys episode.

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
Lost so well was so much fun.

Speaker 1 (01:38:18):
At some point I was thinking about doing it per Patreon,
but people really like that we should do the sequels.
We'll just do like what is the best, what is
the worst?

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
Lost boys and we have to somehow work in just
one snippet of Corey Feldman singing live now he's a musician.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Yeah, of course, of course, but yeah, that's where you
can find me.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
Yeah, and we're going to do stuff in the future.
So for other people who've been asking, we have lots
of plans, but we're not going to tell you because
we do not ever lit up secrets. We are vaults,
so you just have to watch to see what kind
of are Is it always going to be vampire stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
I hope so, but I'm I'm game for whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
We'll find out whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
So, guys, thank you so much for joining. Happy Valentine's Day.
If you're madly in love, screw you. Guys, have a
nice Valentine's Day. Bye, had a big finish.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
Thank you,