BONUS AUDIO: Halloween: Resurrection With Movie Dumpster

Here is an older episode of Movie Dumpster I was a guest on where we talked about the CLASSIC Michael Myer's film, Halloween: Resurrection! 
https://youtu.be/u2e4VWQWEYE?si=xA8QJFTuwGe_B_MD

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi, everyone, Tony from ACAM Movies here and I got
a special bonus audio for you today. I'm gonna go
hard on bonus audio this month. A bunch of shows
that I collaborate with have generously given me older episodes
of their show that I was a guest on, and
I want to sprinkle them out throughout the month. This

(00:23):
one is very special. You might have seen that I
put a compilation review for all our Halloween reviews that
were in the H two O timeline, including Halloween Resurrection,
And if you listen to that compilation or my what
is the best fourth Halloween Movie episode? You might have

(00:43):
heard me mention that I reviewed Halloween Resurrection a few
years ago with movie Dumpster. Well, if you never got
around to listening to that, good news, you're about to
listen to it right now. This is the Halloween Resurrection
full review that I did with movie Dumpster back in

(01:04):
I believe twenty twenty two, right before Halloween Ends came out.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
This is a fun one.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
This is a really really fun one, and I urge
everyone who's listening to check out the episode, the video,
at least just a little bit of it. Joe forgot
one of the cameras, and he hooked up an old
VHS camera just for my close up and made it
look like danger tayment. It was a really good gag.
It's funny how a mistake led to a funny gag.

(01:30):
But yeah, I think you'll really really enjoy this episode
from a few years back for the most underrated, if
not best Halloween movie ever.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Anyway, enjoy it. Hey, what's up? Welcome to the Movie Dumpster,
season five, episode seventeen. Today we're talking about Halloween Resurrection
from two thousand and two, directed by Rick Rosenthal. I'm
Joela Scola. I'm showing six times, Oh, Rourke, Let the

(02:02):
dangertainment begin. Oh my god, Michael Myers, there's too Wait,
there's too Michael Myers. Who's the real Michael Myers? I

(02:23):
told you I'm playing Michael Myers whole thing. Oh no,
Michael Myers. Is that you? And there? Freddy? Oh it's
Tony for.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I'm so I'm sorry. Let me take off my official
uh who made this Falcon International Cinema Secrets Halloween Resurrection
mask that I've had since.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Two thousand two? Thank you so much for that. Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
It is based off the actual mold from the movie.
It's the best Halloween mask I think, and Joe will agree.
I just actually loved the eyebrows on it. Yeah, well
there is there's been somewhere in Michael updated.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Michael is very stylish. She's got that two thousand's penciled
fucking eyebrow look going on.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, you know, he got made fun of his hair
in the last movie, so he fixed his hair.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
For the very sticking up anymore.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Sometimes it froze depending on the scene.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
But depending on the humidity, depending on me. It's very
humid in those mental facilities. Yes, so Resurrection Hallow. Thank
you guys for doing this. This was long time coming.
This was long time coming.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
And I always said, guys, when you do the best
Halloween sequel, calm me up. And you guys did it.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Thank you. So I can't wait to talk about this movie.
We all love. This is the only other Halloween that
I think we should even talk about besides that new
one coming out. So he did so. He did Curse
of Michael Myers right last year six and we covered
the director or the the theatrical and the producer Reducers,
and how they are so vastly different to the point
where I thought. I actually watched the Producers cut, and

(04:02):
like a month back, I'm talking to Joe about it
and he's like, no, no, you watch the original. Yeah,
I listened to the episode. I was like, fuck, I
did so now this year I got to actually watch Producers.
So the only so, of course we're gonna be talking
about Halloween Resurrection day and we have a special dangertainment
camera on Tony.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
I insisted. I said, guys, uh for my webcam, my camera.
I wanted to feel like you're watching the movie, how
it goes from the cinematic cameras to shitty home video
style cameras. I wanted to imitate this film for the
I fought it would be fun for the viewers.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yes, you're getting the whole, the full experience.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
And the people watch right now, they're like, oh my god,
this reminds me of the best Halloween sequel, Halloween Resurrection.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
If we all agree with that, it probably also makes
him think of Blair Witch too.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Unfortunately, well possible, and this was just a clever idea,
and we didn't forget one of the cameras. This is
a clever idea we've had for weeks months.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Actually correct, Yes, it's dentertainment. Let it begin. So we
are here for Trick or Trash twenty twenty two. This
is our first episode baby for first by the way,
video Trigger Trash, which like it's kind of crazy even
doing this in February of this year, but Trigger Trash
in particular, like our first, like standby event month like

(05:16):
now happening in video is kind of like almost a
different thing in and of itself. It's blowing my mind.
We have a special guest. We said a couple times already,
so it's like a double wham.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
I'm honored to be here. I wore my U I
think this fright Rag's official Halloween.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
No, we don't talk about them here. This is a
Cavity Colors show. Oh yeah, I wish I got them.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
I'm wearing I'm wearing a shirt from someone.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
You're allowed to You're allowed to be here, but if
you I wish it was a Cavity Color shirt. To
be honest. And if you go to Cavitycolors dot com
slash movie Dumpster and use promo code movie Dumpster at
check out, you get ten percent off your next Cavity
Colors order.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
I will get all my Halloween Resurrection shirts from there.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Gonna get all your Halloween shirts from there, all your
spooky stuff. It's your number one source for all your
spooky stuff. Man. When I found out they were making
a shirt that's an official shirt that says trick or treat, motherfucker,
I'm like, I got it, get that. I want to
give kudos to Julie for this. So we're sitting there
watching the movie last night, We're like, I need a
fucking Danger Tainment shirt. So we took a picture off

(06:20):
the television. She made this for me like this morning.
So thank you for this. I'm official now, it's official
Danger Tainment. I'm jealous of that. Oh man. So yeah,
not only is Tony here today with us doing Halloween Resrection,
but we just wrapped up our Halloween in five minutes

(06:42):
parody over the movies. Yes, that was a lot of fun. Yeah,
that was a lot of fun. An absolute blast on
that one.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Because as people know, I'm trying to develop a movie, yes,
and we had all the sless equipment. We haven't tested
a lot of it out, so it was fun for us.
You got to bring your steady cam.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
That was fun. We had a blast.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, the Halloween I mean I mean this, we're filming
the spoiler. We're filming this in the day before it
comes out. Yes, so I'm gonna I'm gonna be realistic.
Probably only has seventeen million views. Okay, that's a very conservative,
It's very conservative. I mean really, it's probably be like
four billion.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, you know we're.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Gonna be We're gonna come. Seventeen million is pretty good.
It's okay, it's pretty good. And of course after that,
we put out the Best Halloween two. Yes, because three
movies considered Halloween two.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Sure, you made to go check that out on Hack
of the Movies. You gotta watch that Halloween of five
minutes parody, and you gotta watch the worst or the best.
It's it's best Halloween two, the best Halloween two with
Shawn and myself Yes, o run Hacked the Movies and
Tony of course. Yes, So check all that and find
out which Halloween two is the best? Yes, yeah, and
possibly which one is the worst. Maybe.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
I think it's pretty work, but who knows? Maybe maybe
maybe Sean loves Rob Zobby.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I don't know. You're gonna have to watch the episode
I have. He told me that was his favorite movie,
a favorite Halloween. His brain just broke. Go watch the episode, guys,
it's Halloween Resurrection twenty years later. Yes, it is the
fucking twentieth anniversary of this movie. Oh man, does that

(08:16):
make you feel old? Gee? Well, twentieth would have been
in the summer because they put it out in the summer.
Oh you hush. Now.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Famously, one of my favorite things that I'll remember is
Buster Rhymes went on The Daily Show with John Stewart,
and I remember John Stewart had to introduce the movie
and he was just like, uh, Halloween Resurrection comes out
this week and just in time for and then he
pauses and goes the Resurrection because it was like August.

(08:42):
It was like July or August. They put it because
the previous.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Movie had also been put out in the summer. Yeah,
which is bizarre to me. And I guess I get like,
but you have a giant the franchise, Halloween franchise, Michael
Meyers is a huge icon of horror, and to not
put it out in October or at least around there
is fucking insane.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Maybe the idea is like, hey, we put it out
in summer. By the time Halloween rolls around, it's on video.
People are brushing out them by the newest Halloween movie
that could be it.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I don't know. Also, I don't think people I mean,
I love Halloween forever, like the holiday, and a lot
of other people have sorry Halloween forever. I'm just imagined
like a movie with like Michael Myers, that's the next
movie Dumpster Mala CODs like taking fucking notes listening to
us talking about It's also the fact that, like, especially now,

(09:29):
I feel like a lot more people have jumped on
the Halloween train. At least it seems to me like
there are there are people that are like, oh, you're
that I remember like not really caring for Halloween, and
now everybody loves Halloween, which is cool because we're getting
a bunch of stuff, which is awesome. I thought people
always loved Halloween. I think the sequels are the ones
where people no, no, no, I mean the holiday, oh the

(09:49):
holiday day? Right, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, it's now bigger
in the culture.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
You know, everyone who made fun of me in like
grade school and see now they're now they're celebrating.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Am I crazy? I'm I'm not crazy, right, You're not? Okay?
All right? I didn't want to say, I didn't want
to sound like a fucking hipster douche back. Yeah, I mean,
it definitely feels like in the last like ten or
fifteen years of my life that it kind of was like, oh,
it was always a thing, like people rose into it.
It never like went out of style per se. But
I feel like in the last like decade, it's really
like people have turned into more of like almost like
a hobby, you know, on the side, Yeah, you get

(10:21):
super super into it. I don't know. I guess my
case in point is the new Halloween movie, Halloween Ends,
comes out in October. Yeah, true, and previous ones are October,
and the previous ones are October as well. So I
can't wait to watch it back on track, baby, I
can't wait to watch it on peacock. That's where I'm
watching it. I'm watching it, Yeah, from the comfort of

(10:42):
my fucking couch. I did that with the last one
of like this feels great, feels great. Stay tuned for
a Ryte review of that. Yes, uh that and we
actually we're gonna have another Ripe review. I don't know
the order of releases on these, but we will also
have a review of the new Hell raiser. It's just
there are, but there are two. Stay tuned for you. Yeah,
I have a bonus hell raiser show that's gone on

(11:03):
a patreoon. You don't say what's it called.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's called Bloodline, a hell raiser show on Patreon. I'm
forcing my cousin, who was terrified at Pinhead to watch
every hell love that. She's actually starting to like some
of that. You're making her face repee. She loves er four,
she loves It's a good one. You got to like
fun with her and like bring her back when you're done, like, oh, well,
there's more. And then she's like, wait, what a puppet man?

Speaker 2 (11:28):
We gotta do puppet Master. Well, I would love to
do that too. Halloween. Yeah, so do you guys remember
seeing this for the first time? Joe, I okay, because
I'm trying to remember exactly. So.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
I loved Halloween since I was a young kid. My
mom showed me the first one.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
We talked about. Yeah, well, you're a big Halloween like
franchise fan. Yes. Yes.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
And when I was like getting in my teens, I
was finally buying all the tapes and watching I finally
had just watched all of them.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
I was real into that. The four, five and six,
I thought that was awesome. I've grown up. I remember
when six came out on video.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
I remember when my cousin's all each u oh, like
she got to see it before me. Yeah, because she's older,
and I like when she came home, I'm like, tell
me everything that happened, Like I didn't know when I.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Was gonna see it. Yeah, I watched h u oh.
I loved it.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Then I got older, I'm like, I wish they were four,
five and six. Then I hated it. Now I don't
give a fuck. But at the time, so I'm up
to dat. In the Halloween, I'm starting to use the
Internet and I'm like going on horror forums like I
was on I was like on Bloody Disgusting's forums.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Like before it was like a thing, like they don't
even have forums anymore.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
They haven't had forums in a very long time. But yeah,
I was on their forums really early on. So I
was looking up all this s.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Uff halloweenfilms dot com or Halloween movies. I think it
was Halloween Films.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yes, I heard they were making holloweens erection, Like, how
are they doing that?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
They killed them? How that was the title, Hey, resurrection,
that means, you know, he's being resurrected. If that's what
they changed it to.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
I knew it was Halloween Homecoming, and I followed the
production of this movie. It was the first movie I
can remember really following the production of online really okay,
So I was like real hype for it because I
wanted Michael Myers back. At this point, they're bringing back
other like Jason had come back and Jason. That's where
I was like, oh my god, Jason's going to space.

(13:17):
I can't wait for that.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, it's gonna be great movie. Not well, then I
probably got Freddy versus Jason at that point or not yet.
Jason is the year after, but it was in developed.
I think they just put out Jason X, like can
we remind people Jason's a thing one X? Yes? So
the year before yes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
So I'm like, hype. I'm watching all these horror movies,
hype on Halloween. That's my favorite horror franchise. Again, I've grown.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Up, so okay, you're allowed to. Like.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
I was like dead set on this and I was
so excited. I never seen a Halloween movie in theaters
before that.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
That's what I'm saying, cool.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
So my dad took me and my best friend, who
I'm friends with because of Halloween. Really well, our families
knew each other, so we're probably always gonna be friends
at some point. But I remember in second grade I
was telling a girl the plot of Halloween. She did
not enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
That's it was when I mentioned this. Was it a
bad retelling? Though? Yeah, I've mentioned this. Did you tell
it to her?

Speaker 1 (14:15):
In five minutes? I've mentioned this in my in my show.
That's when I learned not every kid was watching the
same movies as we, but my best friend was. And
I was talking about the PJ. Soul scene of him
like Strangler. He's like, I've seen that scene. And the funny,
like the whole full circle thing is when in two
thousand nine we went to a convention, we got a
picture of PJ.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Soul. Oh man. They were like, hey, you're the reason
we're friends. Remember when he died. It was such a
sweetheart too. So we saw this in theaters and we
had a great time. We loved it. We were like,
this is awesome. Yeah, of course you did, because it
was you're not only are you seeing a Halloween movie? Yeah,
for the first time in a theater. But it's a
brand new one. It's a brand new one, Like they're

(14:55):
gonna make a bunch more after this. This is gonna
be so awesome. Yep.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
And then the same guy we saw the movie they
put out after this the theaters.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
It was a very different reaction.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
There was a lot of cursing and screaming and like
just anger. But anyway, Halloween Resurrections.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
I missed that story on The Best Halloween too. Yeah,
do you remember what happened that night after we got
home from Rob Zombies, Halloween went home, and then I
went I went back to my girlfriend's house at the time,
and then somehow we got into a conversation of like
when we were gonna get married, and my whole life

(15:32):
flashed before my eyes, Oh my god, and then I
and then I broke up with it the next day.
That was not a conversation to have after Rob Zombies.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
It starts to make you think I would be like, honey,
I just saw like my childhood mother in front of it.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
We could be table these conversations like it's so nice.
Did you see yourself as William foresight? It was? It
was Sherry Moon.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
It was a bad fucking night anyway, Halley Resurrections sol
in theaters loved yes, and I we'll get into it.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
I still really enjoy this film, dude. It is so
fucking two thousands, like like, yeah, it is like really good.
The Wrong Cookie Cutter two thousands. They made a better
movie than this about a decade earlier called Colaboats. Idn't
see that. Yeah, it's very it's it's one of the

(16:23):
first movies to do the reality show hard fine in
that respect, sure, I mean, what was that movie called
Colbos Walked so the Resurrection could run? Colabos is better.
I saw this movie like on like USA, definitely, but
never like All the Way Through, which was like kind
of a similar theme for like H two and a

(16:44):
couple other of these in the series. So the first
time actually watching All the Way Through and probably fifteen
years was just for this review. Yeah, so you know,
I remember parts here and there, but generally speing. I
forgot a lot of like the big story beats and
it was like a lot of oh yeah, I forgot
that guy was in this. Oh I forgot she was
in this. Stuff like that, Like you don't forget Buster

(17:05):
rhymes you don't forget Jamie Lee Curtis. But I'm like,
even though she's on the cover, like tyrt Banks, oh yeah,
and then like you forget she's in it as you're
watching the movie because she does dick well. But yeah,
I guess that's the last time I or first time
I saw it.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, and yeah, Jamie Lee Curtis. By the way, we
were joking about this earlier. They couldn't even they took
pictures of Jamie Curtis when it came for the cover.
They're like, do we want to get Jamie back?

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Now? Just use an H two L it's hurt the short.
We had the rights for that already. Yeah, just throw
it hurt the short.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
It reminds you of the first screen cover, Ye mustache
musta doesn't look like that in the movie, Joe.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
I'm assuming you saw this one in theaters too. I'm
trying to remember. I know I did. I just cannot,
for the life of me figure out. I can't remember
the experience. Did you forget? I don't know, don't get
that Rob zombie black cloud, that's what it is. And
it's like that that's really like taking up a chunk
of my brain and it just like cloud it over
all the Halloween shit. I don't know. I know I

(18:03):
have the ticket stubs somewhere. Yeah, we're talking about it. Oh,
and I was excited because Rick rosenthal was coming back
from two.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Well at the time, I'm like, two, it's the best
sequel because it's right after one.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Fuck Halloween three. Do I still think that find out
in our best Halloween two episodes? Possible?

Speaker 1 (18:22):
But anyway, so I was excited he was coming back. Yeah,
there was a lot of things to be excited for.
And of course the mystery of how is Michael resurrected?

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yes, which isn't that mystifying? No, it's actually fucking stupid.
But before we get into the film, you want to
talk a little bit about behind the scenes stuff. Yeah,
a little bit. I was gonna say they there was
no mystery at all. They knew four years prior to
this film coming out exactly how Michael. But before we
get into it, Rick Rosendhald, like you said, directed Halloween two. Yes,

(18:51):
the original Halloween two, correct, Which is weird that he
comes back for this movie. I don't know why they
hired him for this hospital scene and it was available.
I guess so. Yeah. Steve Miner was like, now that
I'm good. I finished. Well, you followed up the other one,
follow up this one. Okay. Well he also did the
classic The Birds Too lands in Birds Too, The Birds Too. Yeah,

(19:16):
obviously Birds to lands In great film. I like, it's
a great sequel, just like this.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
I like to think if Alfred Hitchcock was alive and
saw that movie, he would have been full of jealous rage.
He's like, this is what I wanted to do, Rick,
this is the well he captured the spirit of what
I intended. And then I assumed that Albert Hitchcock would
take all the negatives of Birds and burn them.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Because Rick, this is the best sequel than anybody ever
made of anything. I've seen Birds two once. I cannot
recall totally.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Totally, gonna be honest, I cannot recall a single frame
of Birds.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
I know I've seen it, I don't think i've ever
seen it. So this was called Halloween Homecoming. Yes, I
remember the posters, yes saying homecoming. They had the fucking
advanced teasers that said homecoming up.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yes, they changed it, Like you said, would you say
that on camera? Say it on camera? Why did they
change it to resurrection.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Oh, I think I did, but I'll resurrect that joke.
It was because the executives thought, well, if they see
Halloween Resurrection. No, no, Michael Myers is resurrected because he
died at the end of the last what we got
to put him undercover? There a yeah, what is that
weird like font like on his face He's gonna come
home or something. He finds its way. He finds its

(20:32):
way home, which which makes more sense when the movie
is called Halloween Homecome And you know what, you noticed
the CRT scandal lines on his men. I just noticed that. Yeah,
so it was called for the dangertainment cam. Oh wow, Yeah,
there was a lot cut out of this movie. You know,
we're gonna touch on some of the believe it scenes.
Some of them were available on DVD always, but I

(20:54):
do have two separate work prints, wow, the Halloween Homecoming
work print and then Erection work brain. I will be
going through those on my channel and I'll be talking
about what I discovered in them. So you're gonna get
a little taste of that in this episode.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
We will talk about the deleted scenes in this just
because I know them. Sure, because I watched them when
they were on DVD and stuff. But yeah, I'm excited
to see what else I find.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
I love the alternate endings of this God, there's a
few good ones, but.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
We can all agree that the one we'll get to it.
But like the one change they made was.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
For the better. Oh agreed. Okay, I'm curious to hear
because the end of this movie is kind of like
a fart in the wind. Yes, oh it was worse. Okay,
it was worse. So this is so all right, let's
plock crunches real quick. Be our guest, Be our guest.
Put Halloween to the test. Hold the tape. You know
he's just gonna read the back of it. And no,
you're not allowed. This is your this is your favorite

(21:46):
Halloween movie, Tony, you have to do it by by
Halloween Resurrection. Who would have thought Jamie Lee kurtis fucked
up again? Uh?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
It turns out, Uh, she she killed a paramedic oops,
whom Michael had switched outfits with. As this was, this
was agreed upon before.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Was finished, that that would just not to cut off
the block brunch. But I was reading that that was
the only way Jamie Lee Curtis would agree to even
do the movie is there's a whole interview where she
was pissed off. She's like, oh dude, this is like
a fucking Han solo situation. Yeah, where she said she
wouldn't do the last h two O unless it was
definitive that she killed him and then you can reveal
it later once the new one comes out.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
And I think she came up with this explanation. But anyway,
Michael has survived. He for some reason, he's waiting a
couple of years to kill Laurie, three whole years, three
whole years to kill Laurie in an insane asylum. And
even she's like, what what took you so long? And
he's not doing it on Halloween. He's changing things up. Baby,
it's the two thousands down.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
He's hip, he's cool, he's hip, he's cool, He's he's got.
He's got beautiful, fucking uh feathered eyebrowns. He's got it.
He got his brows, did yeh hair, did his fucking browns.
Got him very style jumpsuit. That's a nice clean jumpsuit. Uh.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
So he goes from Gucci looking at yeah, yeah it is.
He goes to the Insane Asylum and he kills his sister. Finally, wow, Finally,
He's like, this took long enough. He's like fucking twenty
something years with this one. I finally got to it.
And then he decides, you know what I deserve. I
earned a break. I'm gonna go home.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
He deserves a home. He's gonna, yeah his party, he
was gonna wait for it. He's gonna go home. He's
gonna kick it on the fucking couch. He's gonna watch
some fucking he runs a Big Bang theory or something.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yeah, he which is impressive because big Bag there is
not a show yet.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
He's got that Buchanan technology. Yeah, but maybe he's watching
Nike ad Night. Yeah, that sounds about.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
So he goes home and he's like, who are tho?
These assholes turns out there doing a reality TV show
in his house and he's like, nah, I ain't having this.
He's got a clean house, get rid of Buster Rhymes'
Entira Banks reality show of people in Michael Myers house
trying to figure out Michael Myers kills people because they

(24:01):
didn't watch Halloween six.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
No, and Halloween six doesn't exist in this universe. Sure, Hi,
Jenson Sue, there you go. Well that was the that
was the entire film. I think we're done. That's it.
I hope you guys enjoyed this episode. I had more
to say, but okay, no, that that about. That about
puts the cap on. That is the plot. So so

(24:26):
the plot dump for this is done by like a nurse. Well,
she's recapping, ye, she recaps the first movie. What's her name,
Loraina Gal Loraina Gale. She's also the nurse in a
lot of stuff. She's in a ton of stuff. But
she's also the nurse in visiting hours. So now that's cannon.
But she totally like you said, Joe, it's a low
dump for the audience. In case you didn't see H

(24:47):
two O. Because she has a new orderly come in.
She's like, what did you do with that lady? Oh? Well,
she killed a paramedic. She's in here because she killed
a paramedic. How why is she in the fucking mental
hospital for killing a paramedic when clearly she thought it
was Michael Myers survivor's guilt. Well, or they think that's what.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
He's not arrested. I think I think she's just in there.
She's full of guilt.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
I guess I guess so. But but she's also totally
cognizant that she's doing what her brother did and pretending,
oh yeah, to be spitch just came out of here.
I hope, I hope my camera didn't catch that.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
The Danger Tainment camp is going to go on cameras maybe,
but my camera didn't catch that spit, which we're.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Gonna we're gonna slow mode in the Danger she's pretending
to be like Canatonic and whatnot, but she's aware, right,
she's spitting all the pills out into like a raggedy
She feels safe there, they say, like she's suicidal.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
We've seen her on the roof a little. Do we
know that she's on roof for a different reason.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
She's building a fucking mousetrap up there, dude.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
And and she she misses her son. She has a
creakily picture of him on her wall.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Josh haircut man, that is the worst yep, And uh
you know, ro back to the original. She has a
raggedy an dol just like she did in the original. Right, yeah,
maybe it's the same one. Man.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
She's got long hair again, and uh yeah, you know
the the commercials. They didn't let you know that this
was all we were gonna get of Lorie Strode. The
way the trailer makes it seem it makes it seem
like Michael goes to the house and kills people, and
then the end of the trailer is Jami Lee Curtis.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, and you're like, oh, Jamie's back. It's like, Oh,
she's gonna show up and save everyone. Yeah, no, no, no, no,
smart smart on her put you know, you know, you
think that you're talking about a totally different movie right now,
something that came up like, I don't know, like twenty
years after this, Yeah, possible. So fucking Michael kills this
ParaMed or crushes his paramedics larynx so he can't talk,

(26:48):
dresses him up with this fucking clothes in the masks.
Who would have thought the paramedic was also wearing a
dark jump Yeah. I was laughing so fucking hard because
when they show this flashback the ParaMed it's Michael in
the paramedic jumpsuit walking around with the fucking butcher knife. Violent? Violent?
Is it my imagination? Or like every time they show
the knife in this movie they have to add us. Yeah,

(27:10):
they do it yeah, like, but it's not even cutting,
it's just in the air. It's like and they're like
their only other call back to HTO really is that
she like in HTO, she keeps having like visions of Michael,
but it's not really him until it is, Yeah, I
love this cop. When they when they showed a flashback
of her cut cutting the guy's head off, This fucking
cop with his bare ass hands goes and like pulls

(27:31):
the head out of the mask. And then he was like,
did the cop know what Michael Myers? How does he
know that? Nobody knows what Michael Myers looks like? How
unless he was like, oh shit, it's phil.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
The only the only recent picture you would get from
him is when he was twenty one. Well, if the
sanitarium took a picture of him when they were twenty
you gotta check his wrist.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
You gotta look for the cult of Thorn. It doesn't exist, mdu, But.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
You gotta check for the burns that magically fields well magic.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
You gotta get the technology from Valentine and they'll recreate
his face of what he looks like now, oh right, yeah,
obviously ironically he looks like Kyle McLachlin. You know, it's
real impressive.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Uh. They do a close up of his head from
Halloween h twel like archival footage. Yeah, but when they
take the mask off, suddenly his mask has changed to
the new mask.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
It sure is. Yeah, I mean, do you think do
you think that cop was like, let me draw his eyebrows.
Oh my god? And then he shows the JAMEI Lee
CURSI is what he looks like? They hint have eyebrows.
Oh no, I killed the wrong guy. So yeah, Michael,
Michael survived. Laurie's sad, but she knows he's coming. Uh yeah,
and then you know we get these bumbling you know what.

(28:41):
It reminds me a lot of Halloween Sick Curse of
Michael Myers. Like the sanatorium that that she's in, Like
it's very indicative of that, the way that they shoot
the hallways and the lightning and stuff. It's it's like
there's like this industrial, underground, fucking like basement that they're
just in, in a wing that she's in.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Well, uh, I when I've told the story before, but
when I didn't break into Penhurst Asylum.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
The door was off the hinges, so I didn't break
an enter. I just entered illegally.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
This is before it was an attraction, but like Penhurst
Asylum now you can't go through them. All the buildings
were connected with underground tunnels so they could like ship
people from building the building without them getting out running
into the It was the same, so it makes sense
that they would have no but it just happened to
take place there.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Marboro Mental Hospital had the same ones. Yeah, and it
was gross and disgusting. But yes, this guy Harold one
of the patients wandering, So yeah, I'm never so. Last
year Justin bought a bunch of props and stuff from
like a Halloween or a prop store. I think he
went with you. Did he get it from there at

(29:48):
that time? Maybe?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yeah, because it wouldn't this wouldn't be in a modern thing.
I guess he came back with this clown mask and
I'm staring at it. I'm like, I know this, I
know this mask. What the hell is this mask? And
I'm like, holy shit, Harold from Halloween Resurrection. This is
John Wayne Gacy. And then my friend that I was
telling you about, I sent him a picture of the
clown mask. I'm like, hey, what's this problem?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Right, away. He's like Colleen.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
So I then I have the Harold math sposed to
the Halloween Resurrection mask.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
I can make complete. I can make my own fan
film of Harold and Michael Teeming up. Oh yeah, they
going on the road. It's like it's like it's like
Junior and fucking Michael Richards. Oh my god, like rain Man,
but like neither of them tall I was boring. They
also look very similar, at least if you're a security guard.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yes, oh my god, yeah, we fucking So they put
Harold back in a cell and he's all like, do
you know this about this murder? And I shut up, Harold.
But then they're like, you put Harold in the cell.
There he is, and he's also three feet taller, and
he's got a slender build, and he's wearing a completely
different outfit.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
That's Harold all day. I just put him away. I
don't know what he's doing. And he's in like the
maintenance ton like how did it even get down?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
But of course the security cameras are a reference to
the security cameras and Halloween two.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
You'd often see yes, not two references in the beginning here. Yes,
it's almost like Rick directed the second movie, Yes, and
was like, I'm gonna pull some of those old tricks out. Yes.
So Michael ends up going to Lori's room and I
hate this scene. He kills the security Oh that, Yeah,

(31:26):
he puts one of their head in the thing.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
But the only reason I bring it up. Normally I
would skip this detail, but we were talking. He had
to bring back his cool move from H two the
one hand about a bar, Yeah, because that shot was
in a lot of the h Uo trailers and everyone
thought it was cool. And it's like, well, we gotta
do it again.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
It doesn't make sense in H twoo, and it doesn't
make sense in this movie. What do you mean he
was hiding on a bar like Spider Man? You know
what's funny too with one hand too. I've complained about
this on this show in the past and even on
your show recently. But like you know, I hate when
they made Michael Myers like super overpowered, like the Rob
Zombie movies and some of like the Cult of Thorn trilogy,

(32:05):
like Huo actually is one of the few where he's
pretty normal, like as far as like strength goes. I mean,
he's a couple of scenes here or there, but he's
not like crushing heads just with the weight of his boot. Yeah,
so it's like, of course that's the movie. They decided
that he has incredible core strength all of a sudden
when he's not as strong as Jason Border and he's
still showing. Look, he's in it. By the time this

(32:26):
movie comes out, he's in his like what.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Forties something like gotta be right, he's gotta be like, hey,
I still got it.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
He does it. He FLEs him, you know, but yes,
then he attacks Laura. Yeah, he pulls out, he pulls
a Harry Warden and puts the fucking guy's head in
a in a washer or a dryer. Roh. Yeah, that's
that's a pretty good And I like when he goes
to Laura, he just headbuts that door because I guess
in Halloween two he did walk through the glass door,
but in this one it's a thicker door, so he
like bumps and it's a POV from the fake Yeah

(32:55):
it looks dude, he walks through the fucking door. Yeah,
he's like one of the March the Wooden soldiers Man.
They pushed the fucking button. Yeah, on the back of Michael.
But in this scene is when his hair is like
way poofier. Yeah, some reason it's way poop which, which
granted in h twoo, almost every shot his hair is
like that mask is changing, and at least here it's

(33:18):
a few and far between, but yeah, the hair is
dealy flying up.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
At least it's the same mask. Yeah, the whole movie,
other than the hair changing, it's just the same map.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Well, yeah, this is true. And you would think for
how much we're focusing on this scene that this is
like a major part of the film. No, it's the
first ten minutes. It's the most interesting. But Jamie Lee
Curtis like leads him to the roof, yes, where she
had him. That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
They were like, she's on the roof, she's gonna kill herself. No,
she's got a plan. She's got a fucking looney Tunes.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Where did she get the catapul Yeah, it's not even
a catapul it's like a wench with like a fucking
rope trap. She was the head mistress of a prestigious university.
She's smart, she can put it together. It's stupid. Here,
here's why I like this idea twenty eighteen said, huh,
we'll do something with that, but we'll make way better.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
But you know, even though this man has chased her
and he's got a knife and he's trying to kill her, she.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Has killed other people at this point, by the way.
Her plan is to drop him on his head. I
guess it doesn't make any sense why she's even in
there or like and the plant, like how the plan.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Happens if she hasn't been compacitated, I would just call
for help and be like get a.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Copy gets slaughtered anyway, he says.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
She's like, well, I gotta drop you on your head,
even though I all signs point to you surviving that.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
It's a shitty plan, first of all, And second of all,
I can't believe she falls for this fucking gaal because
he's like holding his head and he's like, oh, even
though he wasn't there for that. But I guess he's
heard about it, and he's like, oh, am, I really Michael,
I saw the footage from the first book the movie.
He walks through a fucking door, first of all. Second
of all, it's clearly a guy who's after you to

(34:53):
kill you, so it doesn't even matter if it's actually
Michael Myers or not. And three. You don't know what
the fuck he looks like anyway, so you would gonna
take off the mask and be like, oh, it's definitely you. Well, uh,
you know, in the time it took to girl up
the stairs, he crushed someone's switch. Coup it's back. Yeah,
the little black nurse. That's who it is, don't no,

(35:19):
Like the.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Camera cut she goes from white to black, which would
work in this week because it happens later, but yeah, yeah, no,
so it is Michael. He tricks her and stabs her
in the back.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah, and then he she gives him a little smooch
and says I'll see you in Hell and then drops
to the ground and it's like, all right, Jamie Lee Curtis, goodbye,
I guess. And then everybody got up and left the
theater because they were like, what the it was like
cop at three, man, it's like small died in the
first ten I'm like, what the fuck's gonna have for
the next two hours? Well that makes a.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Lot of sense. Yeah, but yeah, but you know, he
doesn't want to get blamed for it. He's trying to
have a vacation after this, and he goes, hey, guy,
won't shut up about serial killers.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
You did it? Bye, He's all like, Michael Myers killed
this many people born nineteen twenty seven killed decision. I
don't know. The new movies would be really old. He
was borning, like the late sixties.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
He was six years old and six sixty three he
would have been fifty nineteen fifty something whatever.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
I'm just waving for this guy that might as well
be in like Solomon Garandi died on Monday.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
But also he gets the facts. I think fans would
like pointed out. They're like, he killed more people than that.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
In case you know, I really don't. Michael Myers is
not my favorite. You know, well, well he is. I
love Halloween the first movie, sure so much like it
is one of my favorite just movies period. And I
love the shape. But Michael Myers, I guess I am.
I don't like at all Halloween Resurrection Michael Myers, Yeah,

(36:58):
any version but the original twenty eighteen I just is
just no, No, this one's great, This one's great. He
drives a nice less car. We're gonna be doing this.
Let's find out why.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
There was a deleted scene scene that explains how he
gets I don't think the deleted scenes on the Blu rays.
It is how he gets the car, not how he
gets the car that will be in the work print version.
That's in the workprint version.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
However, he does pull up in the fucking deleted scene
in his fucking in his car.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
I remember cracking up on the deleted seat. So he
gets out and it's like dude, dude, dude, and he
sits in front of the car. He looks at his
house and then he's here. He locks the car.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
This is obviously after the title crashes at the screen
like action. What makes it even funnier is that Tyra
Banks chose the fucking car later. Yeah, gotta get this that. Yeah,
he's trying to sleep in his house. They're fucking up
my fucking lamb bo. Yeah. And then they yeah, they
take his lamp bow and he's like, you fucking having

(37:57):
a super I ain't having this ship. This is my homecoming. Yeah,
this is my homecoming Porsche. I stole this fair and squire. Wow. Okay, Well,
before we get too ahead of ourselves here, they make
a point to tell you that a year passes between
her death and the rest of the events of this film.
So it takes me a year to get back to
Happnfield or has he been living there? Oh it was

(38:19):
a year later. There's a huge graphic that says that,
Oh yeah, okay, that makes sense then, because it's like,
at no point in the movie or they're like, yeah,
sister died, Like they just don't skip that details. They
don't mention it.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
But like, I guess I misremember. I watched it today
on beautiful VHS. Yes, like the quality of my.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Cap So Dangertainment. I rented it. I had the full HD,
experienced the shot factory, complete Blu ray box.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Why would I rent it when I have a VHS
rip of my original VHS which was a copy and
not I'm actually I saw you.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Watching it and I was like, this is fantastic. It's beautiful.
I think you should only use this footage. It's the
way to work. Yeah, h it's on our hard drives.
It is just taking on.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Only use this footage. I demand it anyway. H But yeah,
so it's a year ahead. We meet our character Sarah, right.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yeah, well, if you want to call her a character, yeah,
our cavalcade of teenagers to be unceremoniously murdered. I'm telling
you right fucking Now, you go back and you watch Colombos,
it's the exact same intro to all of the characters.
This the one troubled girl, it's all the same ship.
She even at she's even the brunette. Okay, Colobo is

(39:32):
still better though, like the characters, I actually farts a
little bad for in that movie. This movie, I'm like,
can we just move on? It's with the with the
exception of the token black guy. Everybody's there, Rudy, Yeah.
Do you know who the teacher is in the scene
that's teaching her about young Margot Kidder? No, Marco Kidder.
Too many fucking Halloween movies lately.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
The fallacio the teacher in this one, which is a
elderly oh not.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Looking up the psychiatrist from part two. It is Rick
Rosenthal and his character is Doctor Mixer, much like the
doctor in Halloween. So I guess that doctor had a
brother or a cousin also named doctor mixed and now
he's teaching at a completely different doctor, a doctor and
of something else who knows. Uh yeah, And he's like,

(40:21):
what is the name of this She's like, it's the shadow.
Oh yeah, Like they don't say the shape exactly, but
it's so close and she's got a scooter. She sure does,
sure does. Her best friend is not Britney Murphy. It
is actually it's Yeah, Katie sack Off from It's from
from battlestarcle Act because that was her name.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
And this is her first film role. I believe I
sent you the video.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
I don't know if you watch it. Yeah, she's awful
in this movie. You we couldn't get Britdy Murphy. Guys. Look,
she's awful. Uh still a great movie. Love it. She's awful.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
But the best thing is on her YouTube channel. She actually,
like in twenty twenty, she did a video of her
watching this movie and like she actually criticizes her. It's
so satisfying when like the worst part of a movie
like acknowledges it's like making fun of her acting and stuff.
It's actually pretty importanive. She was not happy about the shirt.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
I was gonna say. I was like, I'm pretty sure
he boo. Yeah, no, no, she refused to do it.
She said she was pulled up. They had a body
double do the thing with the bra and she was
like real pissed off, and it was like no, no,
just they all stay don't show her face. Oh, I
thought they showed the I thought they showed her face
with the bra. No, I have her bringing it up.
But the close up of the bra is like someone else.

(41:39):
So anyway, it's not the actual boobs though, well it's
someone's not.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
But yes, and then you you're right, you have what's
his face? Sean Patrick Thomas from Save the Last Dance,
I've never seen anything.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
He was supposed to.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Be like this big thing. I say the Last Dance
was huge and then he said Halloween redirection.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
I don't know. He he's fine, Like he's probably one
of the more likable characters cooking. He's a chef, just
like Ello cool J from Deep Blue Sea. Yes, who
was also in H two O maybe it was his son. Yes,
it's funny his brother. Both movies like, we.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Need a hip, young hip hip hop artist, get him,
get him in.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
We have Ello cool J. And that time we got Buster.
We got Buster Rhymes. Who's credited? He was in Shaft
apparently Jackson. Now they should have in the new movies.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
I said this a while ago. They should continue the
trend of getting hip young musicians, but it should have
been SoundCloud rappers. So post Malone should have been in
the twenty eighteen Okay.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
We and he just tried to famous at that point.
That motherfucker looks like a detention desk. Dude, Yeah, you
would have been in perfectly. But we also we also
get introduced to Decard, who's like this creepy who was
online played by Ryan Merriam from a fucking MDU classic,
The Luck of the Irish. Oh, drop in the morning, Julia,

(43:00):
which movie is it? Disney Channel original? Yes, I know
exactly what we covered it. Yeah, we got a few
years and he's half Leprechaun, yes, and he was trying
to figure out what his heritage and his grandpa's Henry Gibson. Oh,
it's great. He makes potato chips, his mother gets really
small and Jack's off his father heritage is. Yeah, they
explained it in leprecn Back to the Hood. Oh they do. Yeah,

(43:23):
he just watch leper Coon Back to the Hood. He
would get it. Well, I gotcha. Well spoilers, Tony. He
is a Leprechaun. He he doesn't get a chance to
actually use his powers in this film, but he was
really really close to using them. Yeah, and he's his
name is user name as Decord. I forget his real name,
which is obviously a fucking Blade Runner reference.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Well, yeah, I remember when I watched Blade Runner the
first time. He's like, my name is Decord. I'm like
like the guy in Halloween Resrection, like the guy in Halloween.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Resurre was like, man, I love Blade Runner. It's so good. Yeah,
it's just like kind of a coincidence, and I'm kind
of like a net Runner has nothing to do.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
With blade They never explained how he found her, like
a chat room or something. Yeah, I love her laptop
so old dude.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
That was a big thing even then, Like remember how
you had like you were like boyfriend and girlfriend like online,
but it was like you never met each other. Yeah,
well well yeah, right, even virtually, Oh really, yeah, even virtually.
I struck that around the time. The reason I was
so obsessed was because.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Girls weren't talking to me, so I was watching a
lot of horror movies and learning everything about them. And
and thanks for opening those old boons.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
And Tony you said this all the time, but I'm
I'm cut from the same cloth, and idn't I've never
had a problem with the ladies fucking brag much anyway.
I justified. So, Sarah, you were a very handsome young man.
You still wait, let me do it in one of
the four Kike no do it on the VHS made. Yeah, okay,

(44:50):
you're right. It covers up a lot.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
I remember the camera adds ten thousand pounds, So this
is not accurate.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
The decor is under the impression. This is like dating.
I don't think Sarah thinks that Deckard.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Is like a freshman in college. I think about his age.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
I think he might be in high school because he's like, dude,
we never get invited to a senior party. It's high school.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Because he's like, you told her you're a graduate of
what junior high?

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Say, that's definitely high school. Yeah, even though they're all
about the same age anyway.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yeah, so yeah, he's like, it's my girlfriend. We're talking
blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
I got a watch her on the show tonight, The
Dangertainment Live.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Oh so all her friends, conveniently, all her friends signed
up for this contest, and they're gonna go to the
Michael Myers House on Halloween and be on a reality
show where they investigate the Michael Myers House.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
You know what's a better one that tells from the
Crypt episode with Tony Pope. Oh from Pridertor two. Yeah, Oh,
it's a great one. Dude. He goes there because he
has like a show where he's just an asshole and
he goes investigates like content places and stuff. I love
that Joe has a psychopletic knowledge of all these anthologies.
He's like, yeah, it's like that episode of I Don't
Know Where one. Well, that's why we compliment each other.

(46:05):
I love how we go to like this meeting of
everyone that got into the into the reality show, and
it's like, all right, here's your main characters and then
here's some might throwaways you don't really hear about. Here's
also the guy from Kidd and King Arthur's Court, Rookie
of the Year American Pie one and right, yeah, that's
he's fucking Rookie of the Year with Daniel Stern and
bush whacked. And that's how convention with him were you really?

(46:28):
He seems like an okay guy convention and he was
there across the room and he was at the airport.
Later on, we also get not Penelope and Miller and
not Booger from Revenge of the nerves. That's these two
are so pointless. One show's tips and the other one
is just a weird. It was like a weird thing

(46:48):
with that girl. I think like a few years ago
he's got like kidnapped or something.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Oh my god, god, I remember like it was on
some horror sites like yeah, this actress you.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Might remember from this was like kidnappers. There was something.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Look up, there was something weird with this actress. You
got like not her fault, like something happened to her.
That's all I can remember. I don't know where in
anything else.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
So Buster Rhymes is there with Tyra Banks and let's
just get this out of the way now. He's he
hosts this show called Dangertainment. Yes, and they're they're a
reality based show where they do things like go into
the Michael Myers house on Halloween and look around for
stuff and basically do reality television just like, uh, what
is it like uh, scare tactics or something like yeah

(47:28):
or uh freaky no, not freaking. That was a different one.
There was another the scripted show, isn't it Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Yeah, No, there was scare Tactics and what was it
MTV's Fear or something Fear.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Fear I think was one, and Punked of course was one. Well,
Scare Tactics is the one that was hosted by Linda Blair,
I think, mm, I don't think so. Maybe Scare Tactics
was the one where they did this elaborate thing where
they had like, you know, like an alien invasion or something.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Oh okay, no, I'm thinking all right, so there were
two shows. I think MTV's Fear was the one where
they hooked him up with cameras.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
And they put him in a haunted house. There was
Haunted House.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
There was another show that was like that where Linda
Blair is the host. There could be Yeah, so this
this was popular at the time. I think because I
was watching those shows, I was into this.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yeah, I'm like, this is a good setting. Well that's
when I that's what I said by aggressively two thousand
and two, because like, it just hitting all of those notes.
So of course you're gonna enjoy this at the time.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
And it's not Michael Myers's m O. But since it's
in his house, you can be like these fuckers out.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
It's definitely not timeless. It's not a timeless classic. No,
it's it's timeless, and I mean you have about the
two thousand. Specifically, it's like the music playing, the clothes
they're wearing them, like they even go like close shopping.
Is are like Sarah, that's what you're gonna wear. No,
that doesn't match the time period. Yeah, the last thing
I saw what's her face? Is it? Not on the

(48:46):
cover like the main actress because she has ship all
to do in this movie, the main actress, they don't
have her name on the thing. It's Banca has.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
The last thing I saw her on she was a
dude on Curby Enthusiasm.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
She's on that chewy planet. That's where she's from. Yeah,
she had a TV show too, don't remember that something
of it. I think she was like a punk rock
chick with a baby. Anyway, she gives me a lot
of Jessica Harper vibes in this movie.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
She can't scream, so all her screams are dubbed, which
is ironic because the character screams so loud. She shatters
the glass to deal with this, And apparently we know
we don't know any women who can scream, because then
we had mid Salad and I was like, man, can
you scream?

Speaker 2 (49:33):
And She's like, no, is it no where They just
don't want to know. They just can't scream. That's not good.
I would have done it.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Actually, looking back, you probably could have hit but yeah,
it was so funny, like the glasses shut it, and
I remember, as we're dealing with this issue, I'm just like,
just like Halloween Resurrection.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Yeah, just like Resurrection.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
It's the most relatable film ever. Apparently the photographer that
knocks for the light, I remember this fact back in
the day. Apparently that was a guy who worked on
Halloween t too, and he did knock over a light,
and the director was like.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
That would be funny. I'm gonna cass you to knock
over a light. Remember that he's shooting and it's like
the dumbest shit. He just like walks into it like directly. Yeah,
it's fucking stupid. You want to talk about something stupid? Is?
We have that like montage to them getting ready, but
then we cut back to the Myers house like while
Tyra Banks basically is like getting drunk right before the show,

(50:28):
and she's like telling the cameraman like, I just just
just put it wherever making a cappuccino. Oh yeah, that's
what it is skiping ahead a little bit.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
There's a very important scene that happens in between that
Sarah wants to not do the contest.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
She doesn't want to do it. She does, and she
goes to bust around. Yes, and he's watching Watch on
He's watching Watch kicking somebody's ass while smoking a cigarette,
and I looked. I looked at him. I forget what
the real movie is, but I looked at the facts, like, uh,
you know, our good friends, the Weinstein's, they got a
collection of like the Shaw Brothers stuff Brothers. Yes, they
got a collection of it, and that's how they were

(51:02):
able to use the footage. But ironically, I don't think
they ever got around to releasing that movie that he's watching.
I know he got a double check. Who is who
just put out the show Brothers collection? He put out
two I don't know the second volume. This was at
the time. But anyway, that's also like weird foreshadowing, Like, oh,
Buster Raimes likes kung fu movies, so he's gonna use
some kung He loves kung fu. He studies it. He

(51:25):
knows that he's beautiful. Woman shows up at his door
and he's just like, I've gotta get back to watch it. Watch.
He's a very he's a very cordial man. Well he's
also Dayton Tyra Banks.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Yes, question Mark, and I mean, you got the best
of both worlds there. But he was just like, you
know what, I'm a faithful person and I respect Japanese
fighting movies.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Jan I think it's Chinese. He respects Asian fighting movies.
But yeah, there is there is like a bit there
right where he's like kind of like biting his hand like,
oh man, yeah, He's like I could have but I didn't.
I'm the watch.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
And then Tyra Banks is getting ship faced.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
In the middle she is making I thought she was
like getting drunk. She's a little bit of ball. They
have alcohol. I think she's just a It's almost like
something out of a scary movie with this scene though,
because it's like the whole time she's making the drink,
the cameraman is getting butchered. Actually he gets killed in
a kind of ridiculous way. But I kind of like, okay,

(52:24):
all right, okay, I do too. It's great, but let's
think about it realistically. Now we we have we never
had in front of us. We had to take the
rubber feet off for this to work. That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
So it's a tripod, but only one of the legs
is a giant blade like a spike, and I.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Remember being like, I've never seen a tripod like that.
Michael like unclicks it and it like rolls out like
it unsheaths and it's like yes.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
And then, by the way, the guy was like, high
angles are scary. Low angles are scary. I went to
the same school as spiel Sorry, Michael, I went to
the same school as Spielberg. I know this stuff. And
she's like whatever, and she's like I'm making my drink
and dancing and Michael Michael stabs him in the throat
with the tripod that has the one large spike. By
the way, this is the point where you look at

(53:11):
it and you're going, you're like, Michael.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Is wearing eye makeup like Batman. He sure is. When
he takes it off, it's gonna be done. It's because
because assholes like you were making fun of his eyes
and the previous I'm making fun of his eyes because
the fucking mask is like plastered to his face. He
got self conscious about it. He fucking did his eyebrows,
did his eye makeup and you know what it was
two thousand and two. Yeah, they were in talks of

(53:34):
rebooting Batman and he's like, you know what, I wear
a man if I do the eye shot, I think
I got it right. Well, that's where Robert Patrick got
that idea, Robert Pattinson.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Robert Patrick showed up to his audition to the Batman
wearing eye make up and they're like, you.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Were not sixty five year old. I've done that multiple times.
But yeah, So when he kills them and then he
takes the body away, he drags it away. He loves
to do that.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
And this part frustrates me, even though the movie's great.
We all tire Banks looks back. She's like, that's a
great angle, but the tripod legs are in the shot,
Like that's a terrible Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Talking about trying to show she's an idiot that doesn't
really actually care. Michael Myers no film school. No, Michael
Myers could not set up a film. No, no, no,
no no. I'm saying he did better than than the
Steven Spielberg. Oh he would, but but he left the tripods.
He did. But it's a good angle, right, that's perfect
to see the showing like homage to Rudy ray Moore.
Let's give him a break. He is wearing a mask.

(54:37):
That makeup is probably irritating his eyes. He doesn't have
the best way. Oh he can't see. He doesn't want
to rub it, but he's got something in his there.
So he's like winking a lot.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Yeah, he's like put the trip on whatever. But yeah,
then I think the the dangertainment begins.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
More or less the dentertainment already began. Well he yeah, yeah, yeah,
he gets them all there.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
They where they get rid of the car which we
usually ches it, which in this version I don't think
we know is Michael Myers car.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
No, it cut out a lot of this, but it
makes sense and it's subtle. It's like it's like, oh,
I towed that car, and it's like, oh, that's how
he got to the house. Yeah, even though he could
have went through the fucking underground sewer system that connects
to the middle. Well, it's been a year, so who
knows how he could have got Oh he's dug a
tunnel thing.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Yeah, so they locked them in, and I will give
them credit. The webcam, the head cameras that they're using
look realistic.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
I think they were for the time.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Yeah, the cameras they have, it looks like quality and
I will be talking about it on my show. Yes,
but I recently watched the blair Witch twenty sixteen. I'm like,
those are not how any of those cameras work. Those
are not how any of those cameras because of the
place the time.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
No, it doesn't, it doesn't. It takes place when drones
were a thing.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
No, the drone was fine. It's the stupid ear cameras
and a couple of those other cameras. So the thing is,
twenty sixteen blair Witch doesn't have the integrity that Holland
Resurrection has.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
And it's it's it's attention to detail. Yeah, and it's
faithfulness to how certain video cameras work.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Yeah, like like this camera, this is a twenty sixteen
player with this camera. Halloween Resurrection accurate? Yes, No, no,
that I will agree with you. What's cool about this
is though it's a web based TV show. Yeah, so
like when you go online to watch it, you can
switch between everybody's camera. Yes, And that's so you can

(56:24):
watch one person and that's how they hyped up the DVD.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
But I don't think it worked out. No, but on
the Blu ray you all of the cam footage is
on the boat. Really yeah, I remember being on the
DVD too. There was like a there is a special though,
like a Halloween cam special or whatever that cuts it
all together. Cool, it might be the same thing. I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
It's not here yet, but I'm getting the Shout Factory
four K Blu rays.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
I got the Shout the original Shout Blue Body. I'm mean,
I'm gonna rest and see what they add to it.
So are they putting new special features on it? I forget.
I guess I just ordered it. Well. The part five
one was great because they finally restored the doctor death scene.
Oh yeah, yeah with the guy the beatings that is
on the shout box at the first box at as well.
Really like all finished? What up? Yeah, I'm almost positive.

(57:09):
Oh no, wait, you're right it is on that four
K release. It's on the foe K because Michael Felscher
was talking about that. He does Red Stort Pictures, who
actually restored that. Yes, yes, yes, I think that.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Yeah, the Doctor der definitely anyway, they're all locked in
and they can't get out even though it seems pretty
easy to Hey, yeah, it's like it's not boarded up
that well.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
I also think it's kind of funny how like Decord's like,
you know, at home, gonna watch this, and his friend's like, yeah,
aren't we going to this fucking Halloween party or what?
And he's like, well, I said, I'd watched the show,
and he's like Halloween party and he's like a real
chicks at the party. And I love their costumes, their
jewels and Verne from pulp fiction.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Oh yeah, gee, I wonder why they were Jewels and
Verne from pulp fiction? Could it be because the Weinsteins
produced Vincent Vega. It's the line scenes mir Max. They're like, hey,
put some pulp fiction and costumes in there.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Oh my god, I burn Liza Vincent. We usually don't
record this late at night for anyone that I'll never forget.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
When Sam Jackson was like, I walk the path of
the righteous man, know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (58:19):
I remember? I remember then a fucking giant squid attacks them.
Yet he goes to drink the bigger whole Minnesota. But
it's like, Meac, what is this ship? It's really good?
Did you know? I I love Ernest. According to angry commenter,
I love I love Guy some of those movies.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
I have a guy in my comments that's mad that
like four years ago on rent reviews, I said I
liked Ernest Goes to Jail.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
That's a classic, and.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
He assumes that I now love every Earnest movie and
it's all I talk about.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
I'm like, I didn't we review two of those movies.
I didn't even like the other one we reviewed. I
don't talk about Ernest that one. But according to this
one commenter, I'm just the biggest Earnest. Fucking Ernest is great,
so we can go. I'm sorry, I'm sorry ear Nest.
He keeps pretty anyway. The other Ernest, right, yeah, but yeah,
they're at the party is the point. And then there's

(59:10):
basically like luck of the Hours, just like Fox saust
into like a different room and gets a computer up
and running. It was like, oh, oh man, it's on
a television. It's like who's fucking Internet?

Speaker 1 (59:20):
By the way, I love the running gag, where like
every time it comes back, more and more people.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Yeah. Guy, the fucking stoner from Freddy Virus Jason is
in it at one point and people keep coming in
what is this? He's like, is this is this the
Michael Myers thing? He's like, okay, by the end of
the night. By the end of the night, there's like
thirty people in the party. But so they get there
and there and they're in the Meyers house and they
start realizing everything's just been planted. There's like fresh earth.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
It takes a while. They don't catch on right away
because they're like, oh, it smells fresh. And then they
see the chair.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Oh, that ridiculous chair, and that the lock eye. In
a while, so I forgot it was like a setup
at first, and I was like, yeah, okay, the are weird,
but the chair, I was like, what are they adding
on this weird Michael Myers Laura. And then when they
find like the hole in the ground, I was like, oh, right,
it's busted. Rhymes is fucking with the chair? Chair leads
to like the sea where you realized Michael's in the

(01:00:13):
house because the camera pan. Yeah, and he's got the
bloody knife from killing the cameraman. Yeah, but he didn't
kill the camera with the knife.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Then he cut him up afterwards, maybe stuck it in him,
And he's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Like, your point, Then Tony I think at that point
he's already killed Brookie of the Year, because that guy
does not last. Well, no, no, you're still alive. No,
he's still a lot because he's trying to get some
funky butt loving up the fucking stairs Britney Murphy. But
I will say, we'll say, right, Starbuck ain't have it.
K Shak has never looked like this since it's a

(01:00:43):
weird thing because like I actually just started rewatching Battlestar
as my wife. I had never seen it, and it's
just kind of funny that then I watched this and
like even it was around the same time period, but
like her hairstyle even like it kind of still looked
like that. But it's weird. It's just looks.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Ever you ever have that where it's like that person
looks different, not better, not worse, stop wait wise, they
just for some reason looks like completely different.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
She was in a time capsule just for this film.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
But yeah, I didn't recognize her, and many that cool
shot where they're like they're panning up to Michael Myers
and then it cuts to someone at the party going ye.
But yeah, so they start going around the house and
you're right, they investigate and they realize some Shenanigans are up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Yeah, and then like Booker and Julianne Moore go downstairs
into the basement and there's like like when they find
the high chair, there's like a big key yes, and
there's a madness room from talk Oh yeah, drop the
key in the hole. This is pretty fucking elaborate for
Buster Rhymes. I must say, Rhymes put all his money

(01:01:50):
into this, and there's a big paycheck coming. Freddie knows
what he's doing, Frederick Krueger, and it's his cousin, right, Freddie.
I just think you're speaking out of jealousy because you
couldn't come up with a cool puzzle like this, you know,
not even the puzzle. I I where's that fat cash?
That's what? I know what? You know what? I think

(01:02:10):
it actually was. You already mentioned the movie a few times,
we both did, honestly. I think he saw Cola bos
like in Universe. It was like, I could fucking do that.
I can just do that. I got a great idea,
let's do it in the Myers House. We set a
bunch of fake traps up, which, when you think about that,
does that mean that John Kramer exists in the in
this universe or is it part of a movie series. Well, no,

(01:02:32):
Colobos is a splinter timeline, while Halloween Resurrection is in
universe where saw it didn't come out yet? Oh whoa,
because there are like three or four different Halloween timelines.
It's just that timeline that convert. You're right, let's go
right through every single you need to six hours later.
You need the Pumpkinstone to figure it out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Actually, with Ryan, I had to like explain to them
the timelines, and I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Literally on the white He's like a legend. Oh yeah,
he was like, can you explain to me the timelines?
Like okay? So I actually like did like the branching
shot the Hero of Thorn instead of the Hero of Time.
So I'm like, if you want to watch the New Ones,
you want to watch this and this one good. I
do like this one scene though before people really start
getting killed. Uh, it's before they find like the bone,

(01:03:19):
the fake bones and everything. Yeah, yeah, that'll fake arm.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
By the way, he does the whole like, hey Donnie,
you got great legs they open.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Yeah, that motherfucker is gonna be going inside a booster suit.
And for Christmas this year and twelve year old Tony Watch,
and that was like, that's how I talk to girls.
That's when, that's how I'll get them to No wonder
you couldn't get chicksed because that's definitely not how you
talk to him. You get some tips from like that
guy in Pumpkinhead that causes all the problems. Oh, this
guy knows what's going on. As funny, you know what.

(01:03:50):
The only dating a device I ever got for my
dad was it was him going like, you gotta start
talking to girls. Just girl, be like, my name is
Tony Blues. I want to make out. It was literally
I used to couple of times, the very different results.
That's the only.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Which is why I went to movies like Halloween Resurrection
looking for some guidance.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Tony, you just solves your own riddle right here. And now, Yeah,
there's there's a scene I do like in this film,
specifically here where uh Katie Sackoff is like sitting it
where Judas sat when she was murdered, like brushing her hair,
and you're just like like that scene I feel like
actually has some tension because you're like, oh, you know,
Michael doesn't like this ship.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Because Michael is there, Yeah, watching You're like, he did
this and did you see Michael is realistically like four
feet It's like did they not hear his fucking asthmatic,
like fucking like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Cut it cuts them pretty Murphy. And then what's his
face like smoking a bong and ship that's like this
was doing. They'll show your top and then she doesn't. Well,
Michael's living because he doesn't get to see any action
waiting for those snoopies.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Hang, this is when he dies because he's like, right, okay,
He's like, she'll come around just and then Michael had
bought himself through the mirror.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
From the other side. Doesn't make any sense like Evil
did too coming out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
I love that he like stabs a couple of times
and then we see the shadow. Were like, all right,
this could be like a taste will kind of go.
You see the knife.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
No, they actually showed the kniep go right to the
top of his head. I'm into it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
I thought that guy was going to live longer as
an American pie fan at the time.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
I expected. I guess his paycheck was up right. His
agent was like, no, that's it. Two days on set,
that's it. I wish I could answer. I was so
nervous to talk to him at back and mantion, I'm
like he was in resurrection. Oh, this is like two
years an Astronomicon. It was like two years ago. You
should have been up to him. No I was. I
was just like, no man with that prestige, I am

(01:05:43):
an aunt. I would just I would just ask him
what Daniel Stern was like. One day I will work
up the courage to talk to Rookie of the Year
Tom Thomas I Nicholas and be like, tell me everything
that happened you this way, you have something to say
to you. How was Halloween? We get some scenes after

(01:06:06):
this where there's just people like walking around scared because
like the power goes out, and they find like that
room full of like mannequins and there's like a bad
Halloween mass that kind of looks like Myers, And then
they're playing pranks on each other, like screaming I got fooled, dude,
And then and the sayah was like bitch and Katy
was slut like whoa that escalator pretty quick? Yeah, Dude's

(01:06:29):
like not not nice, don't do that. Let's go smoke
a bomb. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Yeah, So so hidis we forgot to mention like as
when the sun goes down, it just cuts to kids
bringing a jacket landage to the Myers House.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Oh yeah, the same kids who fucking resurrected the demon
from from Demonic Toys. They took that, They took that
little fucking circus peanut and through it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Yeah, credit work, credits to the interior whatever. But the
exterior looks like the Myers House. Not all the movies
get that right, Not all the movies.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Six congratulations six kind of got it right. They showed
that they were adding stuff to the house, it still
looked like it was being renovated. Five. What the it's
a mansion. Five, it's a mansion. I mean this movie
at least it's like Buster Rhymes and presumably Tyra Banks
like spent some money on this like make it look
a certain with all the gags and ship. Yeah. But yeah,

(01:07:21):
like like Joe was saying, and when they start to
figure out that this is fake, like they find those
fake body parts in the basement or whatever, there's like
a whole fucking wall that pushes out and like these
skeletons fall like fucking Poulter guys on Tyra and Buster
like cracking I'm like, we got them clinking fucking wine glasses.
Speaking of Buster of White Bust to wait Man Mountain
Deke commercial. We get one of the best scenes in

(01:07:43):
all of Halloween, right, That's what I was leading up to, Tony. Yes. Uh,
we see Michael Myers enter the house and we're real
scared because you're like, oh my god, that's Michael Myers. Yeah,
and then as he's walking, we see us second Michael
Myers behind him. There's two. Nobody told that was true.
I felt like Doctor Loomis Halloween four, where I go,
oh my god, they like what happened? Well, then you

(01:08:06):
know what happened after that? You look outside and you
can actually see somebody jumping the shark. I think it's
I think it's Michael, because that that is the point,
Like the movie is already ridiculous. And again you're on
the eighth fucking movie. But I die laughing every time.
It is like it has to be for comedy, Like

(01:08:26):
there's no one watching the scene, Like all the tension
is gone, Like like once you put it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
I just love so so Freddy addresses Michael.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
But you kind of expected that, yeah, because they're they're
soft letting us know that he sees the other Michael, Yeah,
I mean he assumes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
It's the cameraman. It just starts screaming at him and Michael.
You could tell Michael Myers has never been in the
inner city late at night, and he's never dealt I
don't I've dealt with an angry guy yelling at me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
He always gets confused when he sees somebody that looks
like him too. It's just like Jason when he sees him.
Health is like like, like, I've lived in a black neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
I've experienced this. You can tell Michael's not experienced. So
he's being yelled at my bust rhymes and he's like
I he just leaves. He doesn't kill me on his head.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
He literally Mike.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Michael's like, I am not ready for this level of
anger and confidence. I need to reevaluate.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
I need to leave. I need to leave. I'm going
I'm going, sh it ain't working, Michael, get the fuck
out of here. He goes, scoot scandeto funk out of Dodge.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Yes, and as someone who's been yelled at by black gentleman,
and when I went to Temple University late at night
for whatever reasons. I'm like, yeah, Michael, it's yeah, I
can see that. I can see that Michael's not well trout.
He's spent too much time in the suburbs. Too much
time in the suburbs.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
I think it's also just purely there for comedy, almost
like every single Buster Rhymes is a comedy scene. Sure,
and it's just like, Okay, that was funny, but also like,
do you just not care about consistency at all? In
this year? He's an eighth movie in the franchise, I know,
come on, do you try to kill Cool j Either. No,
he does, he tries, he stabs well actually no, oh

(01:10:09):
my god. That's when he gets shot by He stalks
ll cool j He gets shot by Jamie.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Jamie Curtis shoots him before Michael has any chance to
really interact with him.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
But you're right, actually, because when he like even when
he gets into the college or whatever or the whatever
the fuck it is, he basically opens the gate and
just walks away. Doesn't like go after Ellan. You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Michael looked in, looked at the security guard, and he goes.
I bet ladies love that cool guy. Probably ladies love
Cool James anyway, it's the funniest scene.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Maybe he's maybe he was a fan of his like
porn right, his his slash fiction that he writes.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
I just I love Michael just being intimidated by bust
rhymes and being like I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
I also, I'm out of my element and like he's
totally confused. Well, and you know the the kind of
like fucked up thing. When you think about that scene too,
it's like he basically like go back to the trailer
and go check on Nora, and it's like he just
basically got her killed. Okay, I will do that. Oh
my god, I'm sorry. I just remembered.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
I ran camera for a all black comedy show and
I was the only like, me and my roommate were
the only white people in the building. So every time
the comedian went to the crowd to make fun of people,
who do you think they made like we got we
got ripped apart.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
It was funny as hell. You just got ripped apart
the entire me where you're wearing that hat. No, I
was not wearing this hat, but it was literally.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Like storrying about white people in my roommate be like
here we go right away, like.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
That motherfucker right there, likes Halloween Resurrection. He has that
T shirt on Did you have that T shirt? No,
they didn't make this shirt. I love. After this piece
of like as surreal comedy, though, we immediately go to
like the rest of the people, like actually finding Michael Myers,
like hole in the walls, living in there's a basement, rats,

(01:12:02):
that one, That one is real, Michael's ben After after
this song and dance Cousta rhymes knocking on his head
and ship, we get this hyper serious sequence. Hold on,
Michael Myers has it's a busted up, shitty house, but
he has his whole house that he can sleep in.
Why is he sleeping in the fucking eating rats?

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Because someone technically owns that. Strode Realty probably still owns
that house. Theoretically, people probably do. Theoretically he's air to
that house.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Yeah, but I mean not really someone a criminal.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
But anyway, you don't as Yeah, what's the Meyer sold it?

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
He's not air to anything. Strode Realty still owns it,
sure Realty by proxy, but he's not related to the Strodes,
no other than Laurie. But anyway, come on, Unk helped
me out here.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
But the thing I'm saying is he can't sleep in
the actual house all year long, because occasionally they probably
do get some people like, hey, we're selling this house.
Why isn't it sold? Okay, well that guy who murdered
our entire hospital. Oh that one year he grew up here,
and they're like no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
The real reason is it's too drafty, it's too dry. Yes,
sucks with his asthma. He needs to get the human basement. Yes,
and he has so many rats down series. Yes, he's rats.
And also, not to invoke the rob Zombie movies in
like a positive light, but like he should totally look
like Michael at the beginning of part two, if that's
what he's been doing for the last year, like with

(01:13:31):
a beard coming out of the like dirty as shit. Yeah,
we don't see any shaving cream or any Yeah. It
literally is like one of these like Spirit Halloween Michaels
that's like all clean shaven and everything. I think he's
going to the YMCA and taking using those facilities, right
he takes off the mask. He just looks like a
regular guy. And I think he's got one of those
like snot bowls like they had in thirteenth where all

(01:13:53):
the vikings were passing. One of those have two bullet
holes in his face and a puncture room. No, he's
got that mask hung up on the wall and all
those birds. Oh wait no he h yeah, drank the
water of life. Okay, good that the fucking the fucking
guy from step Stepfather three fixed them up.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
I will say, even in the new movies, even though
he is kind of immortal again, he still has like
his damage, like the broken off fingers.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
We'll see what happens.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
We'll see what happens, but they may still give him
the lazy eye in the whole like he like, he'll
get better, but you can see there are leftover stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
I mean, you gotta think though Joe with and he
had four years to regenerates. This is also true. So
I just love the fact that this fucking dirty sewer
is hooked up to the Myers house. I love him
like the fucking bogains or luckily there's a big fence
with a with a spike on it. He just impales
that girl in the sewer. Then Donna right as she
gets smashed up into that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
By the way, I love that there's a sewer and
Halloween ens and like it's just like they're finally, finally
they're taking a age out of Resurrections book.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
Finally we did it. I also love how like as
the body start to pile up, like Decard's watching this
and it's like, holy shit, this is real, and everyone's
like it's a gimmick. He's like, I don't think he's
nine one one. He's been communicating with Sarah the entire time,
and he's watching these people die and not once until
she's like one of the last people left. Is he

(01:15:15):
like hey, hell? Which when we get to that point,
I actually thought that was a pretty good gimmick with
the text messaging, especially where it was like he was
texting her sentences where if he just had like words,
she would have known shit faster. But that like ratcheted
up the tension. Yeah, he's walking around the house taking
a while to get this reception. Oh yeah, yeah, which

(01:15:36):
have a BlackBerry? Yeah? Probably the old ones?

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
Yeah, yo, g They eventually find out that Freddy is
Michael because they could have beat the ship out of them.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
They almost kill him. Yeah, and he's like doing the
camera the camera, and then I'm just trying to give
America a good show. I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
When I watched this with friends years ago, He's like,
it's being Freddy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Pe Frad went, oh no, it's Freddy. Oh my god,
pulls out the fucking glump. This is kind of dumb,
but I also kind of love it because you kind
of know immediately where this is gonna go. Where he's like,
all right, just like if you go along with it,
we can make a lot of money. Yeah, but you're like,
as an audience member, you're like, all right, So the
next one that gets killed, it's gonna because they think
it's Freddy and it's the real Michael. And then like

(01:16:17):
literally the next scene like it like Justin was talking
about this on the Good Burger episode, how like that
movie didn't let anything like rest up, just like kept
happening right after the joke breathe. Yeah, it made me
think of that immediate because it's like, oh, yeah, you're
gonna think it's Michael, or you're gonna think it's Freddy,
but it's Michael. And it's like, all right, well, how
long are we gonna wait this joke out or this scenario?
No next scene at that point, yeah, and then this

(01:16:41):
is where he fights him with the fucking knives right, Yeah, Well.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
He kills Katie sack Offers, right, and it rolls down
fall the steps.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
That's what that's a good kill. You can find a
picture of her holding her faure. Oh yeah. And then
I forget if it's here or maybe it was earlier,
but I want to say it's here. Where. Then we
get this like weird as hell Halloween theme that's like
it feels like multiple versions of the theme just stitching together.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Sound effects in the music in this are all over
the They are overproducing, which is fine because I rewatch
Hollow five and that one. It feels like this it
was like a joke Halloween music in that it just
feels like someone was doing and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
A right opening and the theme is weird on that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
But I will say when her head gets cut off,
like you can see like the mannequin stuff under her,
like it doesn't look.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Like okay budget cuts. Yeah, but it does roll down.
She turns out she was a prop too for that. Well,
and then we do this really stupid scene that feels
very out of character for Michael. I mean, granted he
has killed people like this in the past, but the
way that this scene plays out is stupid. To me
where he goes to kill Jim and he's got the

(01:17:52):
butcher knife. Oh dude, he gets bobbed, he does, but
he like sticks the knife in the wall. I guess
four later and then just like switches this guy's head
and it's like, okay, he has done this in this series,
but I was like, why, okay, leave again again. He's changed,
he's changing things up. He's like, I bet you this
guy thinks I'm gonna stab him.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry yeah, And that guy's like, why
is it in and before he has time to think, boomhead.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
He's just thirteenth three. Hey. He kills somebody else like
that in one of the earlierly the four or five,
and he definitely does it in one of the rob
Zombie ones. So it's it's not I guess out of character,
but I'm just like, huh, leaving the knife there for later.
That's a new one. But then the other guy gets
bob the save the Last Dance. Ye, that guy takes
out two fucking carving knives and wants to make some Myers.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
Remember his whole theory is that Michael Myers was found
nourished and his diet led to his aggression.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
And then Rob Zombie overcompensated for that. This Tory co
but he tells him like, hey, you gotta stop with that.
Protein will stop you with aggression. And earlier he's like,
Hitler was a vegan and that's why he did all
his things, Like, yeah, we finally figured it out. We
finally figured out perfect if only be unknown that being
a vegan is what calls World War two. I couldn't
have believed it until I watched The Resurrection and then

(01:19:06):
I went in school to my history teacher and they're.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Like, did you know the start of World War two
was uh the Archduke France for I'm like, na, hey, lady,
because Hitler was a vegan. I learned that resurrection.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
No, that's the truth. Anyway, he dies, he get oh,
he gets fucking tripled, tripled and bobbed against the fucking
He probably gets the most raphic death in this film. Yeah,
it's cool besides the had getting cut off. But I
feel like, you see those nimes they're going through through
the fucking head, through his chest. And at this point,
Lucky the Hours is called the Cops and I guess

(01:19:41):
we already kind of touched on it. But like talk
about meta stuff in this film. I mean, a lot
of it is already kind of you know, throttling that line,
like straddling that line rather. But I feel like once
you start getting into like the him texting her and
like literally there's an audience of people going, oh, what
look out behind you. I kind of enjoyed that. I
kind of enjoyed it. Like it, but it is a

(01:20:01):
little stupid. That's the part that I'm all right with.
That's the kind of metad that's okay, sure, sure, And
and it's one of those things where it's circumstantial, you
know what I mean. It's not like, wonder if we
were in a horror movie and this happened, It's like, oh,
this is actually I love the whole Like, don't scream.
She goes, Yeah, that pissed me off because she goes.
She looks at it and goes. So she's up in

(01:20:22):
the attica and fucking Decord's texting her and stuff how
to get out. He's in the hallway. Get out of
the you know, go out the wind. So she goes
out the window. At one point she goes under the roof.
He fucking sticks his head out the window and then
she kicks him in the face, you know, e cocking man.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
You know what I can't with the idea of Michael
head budding closet door in our video.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
I think Halloween.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
Honestly, I hadn't watched the movie in a long time.
I probably was subconsciously getting the idea from.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
All I love this time when he does it, she
like has a chord wady and wraps around his neck
and then he's like hanging out the window har wire.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Yeah, she hangs the cord around him. But this is
when Freddy does his watch.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
On watching Lee. He's like, come and see me, Michael, motherfucker,
and he starts busting his ass the first time.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
He does all his kung fu on him. But then
he gets like stabbed. Yeah, and you're like, Freddy died,
but he got to do his watch on Lee. He
did it was pretty effective. But then you're right, she
gets the court on him and stri by the way,
real brutal hanging.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Michael's like I know again part three, anybody. Yeah, it's
the same thing, even when he's underwater, you know, drowning. Yeah,
but like specifically in part three where he gets he
gets hung.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Yeah, but I like the whole like she thinks everything's fine,
and then Decker it's like he's still alive. She actually
makes her way to the garage where the video village
is set up.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
I gotta tell you something, right, I've never missed Dean
Kandu so much from this series because like, this is
just shot. I think it's shot great, Well give him
a break shot. This is handing me five. I love
how she finds the leather faces. Chainsaw randomly finds Tyra
banks body and she slips on the blood. She does

(01:22:08):
the fucking Lance guest slip.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
But it wasn't on the deleted scene. But I think
Tyra Banks's death scene is on the work print, which
I will discovery.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
But I remember you were talking about it either in
the trailer on one of the back of the box.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
There were so many promotional pictures of Michael coming up
behind her, so everyone was waiting for the Tyre Banks
deaf scene and then it never happened.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
She's just dead. I feel like that's one you would
put in the movie like that. People would go see
just to see Tire Banks with Paris Hilton. Oh yeah,
House Wax. People just saw very good hat Tire Banks yeah,
but I'm just saying like that was the reason to
see that movie. It's like, I'm sure there were some
people out there like fuck Tyra Banks, but.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
I mean a lot of people want to tire Banks anyway.
The thing is, I mean, but someone said, I think
someone told Rick Rosel, you need to see where someone
finds a dead body, because there are scenes like that
and other Halloween films and Lance whatever which finds the
nurse dead or when the nurse finds doctor mixed dead.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
But she already did that twice in this movie. Yeah,
they already found a dead body. Yeah, she finds a
rookie of the Year and she finds something else, like
we saw them die. They we need one where we
don't see the guy die and then we find the
body later. So I get why they did that. But yeah,
it leads to the fight scene with Michael. You want
to talk about corny like everything is lit on fire,

(01:23:31):
everything else lit on fire. Yeah, but like she picks
up a chainsaw. Yes, yeah, and she said, come on more,
the fucking this is for this guy because I forgot
the rest of them. I might as well have been
that because like like nix them once or twice and
he immediately knocks it out of her hands. It's it's

(01:23:53):
so stupid. Yeah, I hate it. Yes, so yeah, he's
on fire. Yeah, she falls over and gets tangled into
this ball. She was like a mixture falls.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
And and then it's like how she gonna get out
of this one.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
Door it gets kicked open. Who is it? Well, well,
for one frame it's.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Deckerd and then it immediately hard cuts the Buster Rhymes
because the original ending, well, the original ending of this part,
not counting the ending after this, the original scene here,
it was like she tangles Michael up and when she's
caught and then Decker comes in saves her, and Michael
just burns up like he doesn't and luckily maybe Harvey Weinstein,

(01:24:37):
I don't know, watch that and went that sucks. And
they were like, hey, Buster Rhymes did all that kung
fu earlier. You bring him bust to Rhymes back, Michael,
You're bringing Buster Rhymes back, and he's gonna do more
kung fu and he's gonna electrocute Michael Myers in the
balls and Michael Michael, Michael, ay, if you listen, you

(01:25:02):
hear you hear?

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
Oh. Well, somebody was like they made this Spielberg joke
before and they're like, yeah, we're gonna make it roar
like the truck and duel and the jaws start.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
So so they added in him fighting, and of course,
of course trick or treat motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
Trick a treat, well the fucker in twenty eighteen, which
is Happy Halloween. Michael like, no, that should have been
maybe we'll get it in and someone better better. No,
we better do. That's when Laurie's going out and they're over,
they're broken half knives and each other, and she's gonna
go trick or treat motherfucker. This is gonna be like
Juggernaut Bitch all over again. Now, now keep in mind. Now,

(01:25:44):
so so this is the thing. I think it's a
great conclusion.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
If we consider the three Cannon films before this just uh,
just a couple of white people not getting the job done,
not getting the job done.

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
But Buster rhymes, he don't the knowledge he learned from
Asia martial.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
Arts is able to. So diversity was Michael Myers's weakness,
and diversity was the one that killed him in the end. Gotcha,
That's all we who would have known, like Samuel or
Sam Loomis could have been like, you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Samuel L. Loomis, Samuel Stap mother fuckers got the darkest diamos.
I said, mother fucking six times. I shot that about
the fuck is six times.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Please someone out there photoshop the pulp fiction Samuel Jackson
with Sam loomas.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
Guys at the AFRO and everything. But I just know
he's gotta I just love Donel. Pleasant's gonna do anything,
Shamie Curtis do anything. Fucking Buster Rhymes bleeding out with
his knowledge, gung fud, that is the one who stops
Michael Myers in the end. You need to take a
photo from Jango un Chain of Samuel Jackson and make
him Samuel L. Loomis. Samuel L.

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
Loomis, so Buster who would have known Michael Meyers ultimate
foe would be Buster Rhymes.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
He's busting his ass.

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
And then I understand now, like after this, they were like,
we top that, we have to well, I mean they
look to remake it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
We can't tell no one is gonna believe that Michael.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Myers, even though he technically does survive at the end
of this, his his manhood is I don't know you're.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Talking about Tony. They look in that body bag and
he looks like motherfucking fried chicken. He does burn, motherfucker.
But even if.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
Michael gets up, he's looks like I'm bust a Rhyme's
really he really schooled me.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
He will never have the confidence to kill again. Happy Halloween, motherfucker.
And no he says happy, Happy fucking Halloween. Trig, motherucker,
Happy fucking Halloween. How to get that in there, Tony,
I hate to break it to you. They did not
continue the storyline. But last fran Mo, this film is
him opening his eyes. I know it ends like Part eight,

(01:27:51):
like we're all like there's all the firemen like putting
out the fucking house and ship. But what I'm saying
is like, like when he wakes up, he's defeated. He's
dead inside side.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
Because he knows he'll never be able to like like
bust A rind and just put.

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
Him in his place. He's like, he's a shell of
a Michael.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
He's a shell of a Michael. He was so he
was so like hung up on the high he got
from finally killing Laura. Thought he was unstoppable.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
That's the thing. He was not prepared for us. When
they opened the body bag, at the end and his
eyes open. He's like, is that bust of rhymes? Guy? Gun?
He like, you know what it was? He was really scary.
I hope the yet he's going to keep my balls.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
Now now that was the ending. But yeah, so I
do like that. They interview him and he's like, Michael
MIAs is a killer.

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
Oh my god, dude, this fucking line delivery and Michael
is in a sound bite.

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
Yeah, and I know what you're I know what you're thinking,
tie In, I know who you're thinking. Joe, Like this
is on par with Donald Pleasants his monologue, like you
can play play the scenes back to back about the
blackest Eyes and Michael is a killer shark, same momentum,
same acting like energy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
Kill a shock who gets just kicks off killing everything
and everyone in his bath. Yes, oh god, for we
need another reboot? Yes where where.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
At the same time? Uh, Sam Loomis and Freddy I'm
reconting Halloween. It's gonna be Sam Loomis and Freddy taking
on the twenty eighteen style wrecon that just picks up from.

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
Like Loke and Yoda, is Loomis widing on his back? Yes,
my god? So so yeah, so they go to the
fucking you Chrispy Fried chicken motherfucker, and.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
I get why they also changed something else because again,
h so Freddy, Oh yes, yes, Freddy. The other end
was going, well, there's several different ending.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
The one ending was, uh, they they unzipper him there
and then he opens his eyes and he goes to
grab Freddy, but then she grabs a fire axe and
puts it right in Michael's head.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
Yeah, okay, I guess we stop. No, no, no, But
also it's like no, no, Buster rhymes kicked his ass.
Let's not, let's not undermine Buster rhymes ultimate ass kicking
with this. No, I won't until my final thought. Doesn't
he stab busta in a in another one? I think
he did? Oh? I thought he stabbed him in one

(01:30:18):
of the older endings. Maybe, but uh.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
Then the other ending is like a forensic officer, uh
is looking looking down a well, looking down a well,
and then Michael jumps up and grabs her.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Why the fuck he's there? Part part Part five. This
is the new part five. He was actually in the
well the whole time. Well there was hanging with p
head and loved it, and everybody there.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
Was gonna be a whole subplot about a detective called
Detective Pleasance, I believe, and it was like a reference
to that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
But I don't think they ended up I don't even
think they ended up shooting at the Yeah, but yeah.
So those are the multiple endings of this film. We
usually do the treat We usually do the dumpster, but
we liked every year we do the treat bag. And
what treat is this in your trig or treat bag? Oh?
This is like this. I love's peanut butter cups. Okay,
first of all, it's peanut butter cup. I know it's

(01:31:07):
everybody says, no, no, here's the thing. I agree one
hundred percent. For some reason. It's one of those things
that I said and no one corrected me, and it's
taking I try. I dated a girl who said that
I try my hardest not to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
Look, Joe, I managed to grow up in Northeast Philly
and not say whatter give me a break?

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
All right? There were things that I there's a few
things my worst that end in a W sound like L's,
I can't fix it, Reese's I'm gonna say, Rece's, I'm
trying my best. There's two we's in the middle of
the word, not at the end. I agree with you.
I agree with you. It's just it's I conditioning. God
damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:43):
Point is, you know, you get the two Reese's peanut
butter cups.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
In the package, and there they are right there. You
have the best of both worlds right there. Halloween Halloween Resurrection.
It's great. That's great.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
And Sean is nodding in approval. He agrees with everything
I'm saying. We'll probably say the same thing. Where are
you putting this one?

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Sean? You know what this fucking movie is? Yeah? Great? Perfect?
Uh this movie is like you know how you always
hear about how like someone's gonna put like something like
in your kids, like candy basket, check your candy. Baby.
This is what this is. Somebody that like absolutely hates

(01:32:26):
me personally. Uh. They they they went, they they ate
some like really like uh uh condensed like bread, like
some real heavy stuff so that they have these like
massive fucking shits that they could then take an ice
cream Scooper and mold into tutsi rolls and then wrap
them up and hand them out on Halloween night. And

(01:32:48):
that's what I ended up with and I didn't know
was shit until I bit into it. That's what this
fucking movie is. It is the worst movie in this franchise.
And I'm including both Rob Zombie movies in that statement.
I think both are actually better. That's a little, that's
a little. I feel that I just watched every fucking
movie in this franchise besides Kills and Ends, because they're

(01:33:10):
not out as of this recording, and this is the
absolute worst movie in the franchise. Whoa, whoa, there was
no cum fill. Yeah, you're missing out for the kung
fu scene alone. I will concede that Buster Rhymes is
funny as ship in this and I from an entertainment
value standpoint that I'm into that. I am not trying

(01:33:33):
to ship on that aspect of it. Bust it was.
He did what he was asked. However, Bust the Rhymes
should not be beating fucking Michael Myers in a kickboxing contest,
and it just shouldn't happen.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
Ever, I think it should. Honestly, if Halloween ends, is
Jamie Curtis going like, I know one man who can
match his.

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
Skill and ferocity.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
It's just bust a Rhymes, Watch Rhymes Buster Rhymes comes out.
He's a completely different character with the same actor, and
he's just.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
Like, I've dealt with these people before. I know how
to stop killers. And he's a great white shot.

Speaker 1 (01:34:11):
He's got a tattoo of other monsters he's killed, and
the Jason Mass and the Freddy Globe and a leper
cun and a Chucky.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
Doll's like that. That was ice cube with no But
I'm saying this new, this new Buster Rhymes character invented.
He was a guy who kills all the main show up.
And let's clarify that Joe was iced tea, not ice cubes.
Oh excuse me, I always fucked that up. Wow, Wow,

(01:34:40):
shut up, we're talking about it's late. It's late. Yeah,
this movie is I didn't finish my follow up. I'm sorry,
I shot on. This movie is so bad it gave
you guys like uh in aneurysm. Then you forgot I
was talking. Listen, Laurie Michael Myers. We've taken Mickey Rourke

(01:35:02):
shout and shut the puhone. My god, we've watched and
reviewed way worst movie done there. I'm not even trying
to say it's like the worst movie ever, but I'm
saying for this franchise that I've not learned to find
out that I hate. After saying, I'll say it again.
Remember the first one is still one of my all
time favorite films, and there's there's there's moments throughout that
are fine. I mean, I again, go back and listen

(01:35:23):
to what I said last year on the Halloween six.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
I mean John Carver's Halloween as we all know it,
the prequel to Holloaeos direction.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
That's how we all keep on. Uh. The acting is
not very good in this. You know, Tony's even joking
about how Katie Sakoff is rewatching this movie. Listen, Buster
rhymes is the best part of this movie. Michael sucks
in this movie. I think Michael kind of sucks in
h two L. But I'm not gonna die on that hill.

(01:35:51):
I'm just throwing it out there. I think it's not
much of an improvement over the last film. I don't know,
there's just a lot wrong with this. I wish the
whole movie was just something with Jamie Lee, but I
guess at that point she was happy to come back
and then emmediately rec rereddit it based on everything I've read,
and then thank God, at least say what you will
about kills and whatever ends ends up being, but at
least twenty eighteen happened, and we got a really good

(01:36:13):
Halloween movie after like forty fucking years. Or I mean again,
debatably three is good, but not the same thing as
far as I'm concerned. Yeah, I mean, this is one
I am not going to reach for again unless I'm
doing it as a goof, unless I just had one
of those predator to cannons that we were talking about
earlier this summer, or I have some friends over and
it's just we know, we're watching it just for the laughs.

(01:36:36):
This is not a movie I would put on in
any serious capacity. And you know, the rob Zombi ones,
I'm not saying I'm gonna watch those either, But like,
after just watching all of these movies, I came out
with this being lower on the totem pole than them,
and that's honestly very terrifying to me personally. So yes,
I guess I'm eating shit quite literally this Halloween from

(01:37:00):
the bottom of the dumpster. And just just to clarify,
if that's not clear at all, it's at the bottom
scooping it up. I'm getting like rosted in my fingernails
with and just ah, that's this movie. Man, it's just rough, Sean.
I feel so bad for you.

Speaker 1 (01:37:13):
You're gonna get so many comments from Hollwey Resurrection fans
like myself just.

Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
Telling you why you're wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
But anyway, joke, come on, bring us back, say say
save the episode good come on.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
Okay, uh Now, when we were talking about this in conversation,
I want to I want to just backpedal on some
of the things I might have said about being one
being fun, two being decent yeh and three being better
than H two zero. It is not this. It's definitely

(01:37:49):
this is like I'm gonna I'm gonna pick butterfinger bebies
because I think they probably stopped making them around the
same time this movie came out, but from twenty years ago.
So you're like, oh my god, I love butterface babies.
I'm gonna eat them. But then you get a fucking
horrible stomach ache after you consume the whole package. This
movie is not good. It's I was actually surprised going in.

(01:38:16):
It's not smart and scary, and it's not surprising and fun.
As it says on the back of the box. You
weren't surprised when I was Buster.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
Rhymes pulled out his kung fu having fun.

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
When he was doing his kung fu, I was surprised
how lackluster it was. To be perfectly honest, I thought
it was. I thought it was gonna be a goofy
fun time. But it's not even that. It's fucking dry
as hell, And like, the best parts are Buster Rhymes.
For me, that's what I'm saying, Like the best parts
are bust of Rhymes when he's doing his fucking the
trick or treat motherfucker the fucking watch Chung Lee kicking

(01:38:51):
to the fucking fire pit and all that shit is great.
The fucking little speech at the end, I think that's
funny as hell. It's not supposed to be the best
part of the movie. You know. The fact that they
reshot the ending. I think everyone sat there was like, oh,
he's the best part. I don't know. I'm saying more
of them originally that wasn't the best part. They're like, oh, fuck,
we just made this movie and Bust Rhymes is the

(01:39:12):
best part.

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
It reminds me of that a cool Jane Deep Blue
c when that girl was supposed to find the deep
blue c and they were like that, people.

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
Like, well, this is also true, and I would say
that's just overall a way better film. But that's a
different conversation for all the ship that the mask gets
in H two O you know with because it's constantly
changing throughout that movie. This might be the worst one
since four. This is a fine mass that looks like

(01:39:39):
a melted fucking Mickey yo' rourke. Look at that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
You need to put it on a face and make
it tight. Yeah, I think it's fine. It's actually one
of my one of the better Halloween sequel mass.

Speaker 2 (01:39:50):
I cannot stand the eyebrows. It's like overly con now
I have to go like through my eyebrows and guess
what I don't like Halloween were either This isn't even
the fucking mass from Halloween.

Speaker 1 (01:40:02):
It really isn't that. That's what most annoying thing about
four and five. They put the real mask on both covers,
and both movies have disappointed. Yes, just this one perfect.
I was to say, Tony, you're wearing that early.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
We're gonna have to end the video version throwing a
shot from like a year bag where Justin Silverman was
wearing this, and it was it was ridiculous looking we
see I can find that. I thought it would be
a more fun kind of time capsuley type horror movie.
I know it was. I knew I wasn't gonna go
in this, And like this rules, Jamie Lee Curtis gets
gets the fucking Han solo treatment in this. I feel

(01:40:34):
like she agreed to come on just to be killed.
She's like, Okay, well, if you're not gonna kill Michael Myers,
you're gonna kill me because I'm done. Uh but money
talks and bullshit walks, folks, because we got three fucking
new Halloween movies, but with starring Jamie Lee Curtis. But
uh uh, it's just it could have been good, but
it just feels like a rip off of so many
other movies instead of it's not really doing its own thing.

(01:40:56):
And some of the kills are cool, but overall it's
just kind of fucking whatever. It's just a big whatever
And uh yeah, well thanks for inviting me, guys, assholes,
this movie's great. But listen. Tony born nineteen eighty Like

(01:41:17):
Halloween Resurrection, you say that in.

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
Front of my Halloween Resurrection mask, My Halloween clown Resurrection mask,
my Halloween Resurrection shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:41:26):
Around your Halloween in five minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
Yes, which I'm only doing because I want to build
up to Halloween Resurrection in five minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
It's gonna be so much fun. Is that what we're
gonna do. We're gonna go from Halloween the first Right
to Resurrection. Well, no, that'd be so, but you got
to do two and h two. Oh oh gotcha? So
people are off to speed.

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
Yes, and then we all do that, okay, And I
will be reaching out to mister Rymes's representatives asking everyone's.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
Pre visit his role. Get Rick Rose actually think I
have to ask her.

Speaker 1 (01:41:59):
I think Risha is like an extra in a movie
that had Buster rhymes in it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:04):
Oh my god, that would be increat.

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
I feel like that's a weird back for me to
have in my brain, so it has to be true.

Speaker 2 (01:42:09):
I gotta ask her about that. I gotta ask her
what movie that is? To just cast me as the
luck of the Irish guy. When you get there, you go.

Speaker 1 (01:42:17):
Oh yeah, wait wait, and the theatrical cut Decker never
meets her.

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
No, oh, it's all over text I Saved the Day,
I Love you or whatever. Fucking stupid. Yeah, Tony, so
thanks so much for hanging out with us and stuff.
Where can everybody find your your stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
You can find me at Hackmovies dot com, YouTube dot com,
slash Hack the Movies, Uh pretty much just look up
Hack the Movies anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:42:43):
Yeah, you will find me. I will be doing a.

Speaker 1 (01:42:48):
Breakdown of the Halloween Resurrection, which I forget where we
scheduled it might be before this or after this, I forget. Okay,
the Halloween Resurrection, Halloween Homecoming work prints. I'm gonna see
what's different in there. At this point, I think I
already have the we neach to TV cut breakdown out. Yes,
unless I died before this episode, unless you were you
were killed by Michael Myers or Buster rhymes. Yes, yes,

(01:43:10):
me and Sean are at this point. Again, unless I
die doing a review of the Monsters, the rob Zombie Monsters.

Speaker 2 (01:43:17):
Which A I'm a little mortified that I sign up
for this, but also b if if my memory serves
me right, somehow, I don't know whose dick I had
to suck, but I'm on two episodes of Hack the
Movies in a row.

Speaker 1 (01:43:33):
Well, you helped me out a lot. You were the
one who was like, hey, there's a sponsor trailer. It's
pretty bad you should react to that's true, And I
remember being like okay, and then it was the biggest reaction.

Speaker 2 (01:43:42):
I remember. I was like, I'm like, oh shit, like
that shot. Yeah, my god, Rob Zombie. The toll, the toll,
what's the term I'm trying to think of. The door
knocks again or the bell told Rob Rob Zombie's got
my fucking number this year. Yeah, dude, our numbers. Yeah,
he's got you like the Frighteners. Yeah's got you with

(01:44:05):
the number on your head.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
We will be doing that episode, which again is probably out.
I think Casey's in it, although she's in Florida right
now during hurricane so you know, hopefully she made it back.
Apparently she spoiler. She texted me she's loving the movie. Oh,
I'm like all right.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
She also likes the first Rob Zombie Halloween, so she
might be a little biabed. Okay, speaking of Florida hurricanes,
because it just made me think of it. Light bulb
went off. We actually just did a guest episode with
our friend Dustin and Sean over at the Flicks and
Friends podcast podcast. We did Pumpkinhead, the original. Yes, that's
a good one. The prequel to Pumpkinhead too. You better

(01:44:43):
have mentioned that we did. We did. We mentioned that
was our first episode we ever did with you. Thank you.
That is definitely out now. I believe they said it
was their first episode of their Halloween festivities. So check
that out. It has it has already come out as
of this recording, and I guess uh for stuff come
being soon as part of Chicka Trash. What do we
got next, Joe, it's uh. When you were telling me

(01:45:04):
that's got a new release that just dropped the transfer. Yeah,
we got Jacko coming at you. I've never seen a
good one. I'm talking about that new beautiful Blu ray
that just came. I've heard a lot about. This is
the this is the movie, the infamous fred Olin Ray
produced film, My good friend fred Olin Your good friend
fred Olin Ray, director of Bikini Airways. Yes, Andrew, producer

(01:45:28):
of Jacko. Him and it's that. It's a legendary commentary
track with him and the director going at it. Oh, yes,
I gotta hear that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
By the way, I remember the journey to get Bikini
Airways signed.

Speaker 2 (01:45:42):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
I ordered the Blu ray. Sorry, I ordered the TV
it didn't come on time. We had to go to
VHS Fest or whatever it was. VHS Fest. Yeah, yeah,
And I remember being like, Sean, they delivered the DVD,
go to back, bring it back. It says it's delivered,
Get that DVD and bring it to VH Like Shawn
Goes is like it's not here.

Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
I'm like, god damn it. And then I check again.

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
They delivered it to the wrong door because my old
apartment was like hidden.

Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
I'm like, Sean, you gotta go back. You kinda go
back and get it. It's right here. Plea wait. Then
I finally got inside and Fred was like, stop talking
about the fucking shitty. He was very happy to talk
about a biohazard and Alienator. The Alienator was good, yeah,
and uh dark universe we talked about. Didn't want to

(01:46:31):
talk about Kini airwaves, though I wouldn't stop talking about
it anyway. So Jacko, that's gonna be fun. Yeah, Jacko's
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twenty second and twenty third. Guys, Yes, we're all gonna

(01:46:53):
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(01:48:44):
I'm Tony from Hack the movies Trick a Tree, Well,
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