How Bad Was Silent Hill: Revelation 3D? - Hack The Movies (#435) - Hack The Movies

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, everyone, Tony from Hack the Movies here and today
we're talking about Silent Hill Revelation three D.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
How bad is it?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Well, let's find out today on Hack the Movies. Hello Monica,
Hello Dan, Hi, Hello, thanks for coming back. I needed
my Silent Hill experts to come back.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Is it just gonna be a thing that we do now?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
My Silent Hill experts they know everything about Silent Hill.
Since our last episode, Dan has played every game fifteen times.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I am now the authority on Silent Hill.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I will say since we last recorded, I think we
all started playing Silent Hill. F right, Yes, yeah, no,
I still haven't beaten it.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Uh, let me tell you how it ends real quick.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Oh no, we beat we beat it. But it's a
game that if you want to unlock more the story,
you have to play it again.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, it seems like that. Uh yeah, I hope and
I get back to playing it by the time this airs.
I did like three streams within.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'm enjoying it.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I'm enjoying it except for some bullshit puzzle with the
school books in the classroom. And do you remember that one?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, we looked it up. I had to look it
up to it and when I looked it up.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I was just like, I was like reading the poem
to get the clues, and I'm like, this is not
intuitive at all.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
What is this? No, we thought we were so smart.
We're like, well, these letters mean this number and it.
We were just very wrong about everything.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Check the footage on the second channel, the clips and
stream channel. I gave it the old college try and
I was losing my mind.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah we did too, but we in the end we
just Monica, can you please look a combination to the
locker for me? Usually when you look.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
It up, you're like, oh, okay with that one, I went,
I have no idea what any of that mean.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Now my favorite when you look it up and you
just realize how stupid you are. That's what I was expecting.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
That is honestly what I was expecting. And I'm glad
I wasn't the only one who was like that puzzle
was fucked. But yeah, it's a fun game, But why
are we talking about it because it has nothing to do
with this movie. I just want to let everyone know
that I finally played a Silent Hill game. I wanted
to play the remake of two, but it's still not
on Xbox so whatever. Sorry anyway, Silent Hill Revelation three D.

(02:24):
Christoph Gans was not able to come back for this one.
He was down to do it, and then every time
they were about to get started he had other stuff
going on. But the writer of the first one, Roger Avery,
he was totally on board to come back. He had
a whole plan and everything, a whole outline, and then
then he killed a guy accidentally.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
It's very silent though, honestly, as dark as it is,
that probably would lead to a good like that experience,
it's shitty. I wouldn't wish it on anyone, but you
could probably write a whole Silent Hill thing about guilt
and everything afterwards. So you know, they put a pin
in Silent Hill too, and they're like, let's just wait
a little bit. Eventually he gets out of jail and

(03:08):
he actually did write something. But then they got MJ.
Bassett on board, who did like the death Watch move.
I think there's just one death Watch movie. I feel
like that's a franchise now. Though death Watch they were
big in the two thousands, since then they become a
big director and she just did the Red Sonya reboot,

(03:30):
which I have not watched yet it like it came out,
and yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
I figured it's one of those things that just like
you just randomly find it on streaming and you're like, oh,
they made one.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, I feel like it's been done for like three years.
And when they did a trailer like a few months back,
I'm like, oh, that's actually coming out, all right. I
think it like came out. I think it's like the
hell Boy movie we reviewed, where it came out overseas
and it'll eventually be shot out on streaming at some point.
So yeah, they took over throughout Avery's script and they're like,

(04:04):
get out of here, and they decided to use Silent
Hill three as its basis. Now, Silent Hill experts Isn't
Three Listening Isn't Three like kind of a direct sequel
to one because Heather is Sheryl from the game, right.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, it's focused on obviously the kid that yeah, yeah,
she's grown up in her dad.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, okay, I mean, if you're making a sequel to
the first movie, I guess that would be the one
that you do. Makes sense, But they don't follow it accurately.
As I read here, I don't know all the changes.
I know she's wearing the right outfit sort of, they
didn't get the outpha right.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
She shows more skin in the game, which sounds weird
when I say it that way.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
But like, and she's blonde now, oh no, she was
blonde in the game. Yeah, I know, but from from
the movie standpoint, the little girl had brown hair to start.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yes, well, they may a point to say that her
roots are coming in and she needs to touch.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
It up, so they cover very upset about that.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, Harry is now Christopher is now Harry. By the way,
I just have Sharon and Christopher. I'm not calling them
the stupid names because of this. One's Heather.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
She's Heather now, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
But it's Sharon from the first movie.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I know.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
But in the game she's Heather, I know in the.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Okay, do you want to call her Heather for the review?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I feel like that's gonna make more sense.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Do I have to call Sean Dean Christopher? Do I
have to call him Harry now?

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I feel like he's only Harry for one seed.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
He doesn't at least.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Heather shows up at more than one scene.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, but he only ever says this, like Heather goes
to school, so people know herres Heather.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
We never see I like a lot of people know
where as Heather. She went to school for one day.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Not even honestly, not even a day, like two hours.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
So anyway.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
They managed to get a decent amount of people back
for this, but mostly in small roles like Sean Bean's
kind of just in and out. Then again, he was
in and out of the first one.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
He does live. Though he does live again.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
He has a moment where he doesn't.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Alessa's mother is back for a cameo. Yeah, and Rose
comes back for a cameo. Is there anyone else who
came back? I think the suit actor replays Pyramidhead as
the same guy, but like human characters, I think those
are the only ones.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
So yeah, I think those are the only human.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
And they did the same bit again with the music,
where they just got the video game guy's music and
remixed it a little bit.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I think he wrote a couple more things for this
and it stars Adelaide Clemens who's Australian. Yeah, and baby
Kit Harrington. This is like right before a Game of Thrones,
I think right.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
It's I think he probably filmed them close to the
same time because Game of Thrones started. I think when
I looked twenty eleven and this came out in twenty.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Twelve, right, I think so?

Speaker 3 (06:59):
I think this was his first movie.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Okay, I think, I think, yeah, this is definitely like
this is before he blew up like Game of Thrones.
It wasn't quite it had to be just like season one.
It didn't become like the huge phenomenon yet. I saw
this when it came out. Me and Anthony saw this together,
and I think I reviewed it on a very old
version of hacked movies that doesn't exist anymore.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
I didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Then, will I like it now? I don't know when
did you see this? Because I know we saw the
first one together, but not this one.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
I don't remember. In true fashion, I don't remember Dan.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
How about you?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
When did you see this?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
This was my first viewing.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Oh, all these years, you weren't yearning to learn what
happened in Silent Hill Revelation three D.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Man, i'dn't even learn that this was a movie until
our first review.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Like, this's a second one. It's funny. I think the
episod so are one or two before this, we just
did all the underworlds at once, who knew there was
a fifth one. We got to that one. I was like,
there's a fifth one. It was like twenty sixteen. I
apparently watched you can advertise.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
A bunch of them, Like I remember watching like a
bunch of them back to back, and I pretty much
remember most of the story, but I can't remember how
many of them I saw in a row. So I
was just kind of chanting them together. I'm like, I
don't even remember what number this one is. I just
know that I'm still watching it.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Well, if they introduced the daughter in four, they're not
in five. Five is all about wondering where the daughter is.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's weird.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
The biggest thing in five is that what's her face?
Gets blonde hair at the end, much like the Curl
and Silent Hill too, everyone's turning blind. Go back and
watch the Underworld review. But yeah, I guess we'll talk
about Silent Hill revelation three's that's right, Put your three

(09:02):
D glasses on. Hold, I gotta hit I gotta hit
record on the three D camera.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Hold on, are these an't supposed to be for me? Yes?
So far away? Okay, okay, paying attention?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
All right?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Whoa, whoa? Guys, we're in three D. Can you believe
it's like you're really here?

Speaker 3 (09:20):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Whoa, this is crazy? Hey, Dann, You know how in
three D movies things like fly at the camera.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, watch out for these glasses. So did you just
pop those out of normal aviators? No? No, I bought
the Yeah they came.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
I do Doctor Jacoby twin Peaks cosplay.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
So the movie opens up on a woman running against
a very obvious screen screen. Uh, right off the bat Again,
it was twenty ten's. Three D was the style at
the time. Remember that big push for real D three D?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Is it like Avatar just came out before this, so
like that was the big h it was.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
It was a thing before this, movies were starting to
do this new real D three D technology. Avatar definitely
blew it up. Yeah, and then everyone wanted to do it.
Studios were only making three D films. Now, they like
figured it out. Most movies, big ones are in three D.
But you could watch them normally. Yeah, you can watch

(10:24):
them normally. It's fine. They figured out a punch of
the issues. But at the time that was like a
rough period for movies. I tell the story a lot.
There was one night where we saw three three D
movies at once, Conan the Barbarian remake, I love the original.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Or yeah, yeah, I review that. It's a good one.
I love it.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
The remake sucks. I love the original.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
I did not see the remake.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's bad. We did Cone the Barbarian, the Fright Night remake,
and twenty Minutes of the Glee three D Concert. And
the best movie that night was the twenty minutes of
the three Glee three D Concert because it was the
only one that was brightly and we could see everything.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
This was definitely the phase where you would put the
real D glasses on that dim the screen and then
you would watch a horror movie that's all in the
dark and three D and you'd be like, I don't
know what's happening. So whenever anything was lit on fire,
I'm like, I can see. Finally, this is great. So
a lot of directors just really struggle with that transition

(11:23):
to three D and just there's all these digital backgrounds,
which sure the first one had it, but they look
so much worse in this one.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Well, this one had less of a budget, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Which is weird.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
The first one did so well, not enough, I guess,
so you.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Need its budget for the first one, I guess.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
So.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Anyway, she's running through a creepy uh carnival, Yeah, yes,
and she gets scared by an evil bunny and evil
stuffed bunny and the whole movie. I just waited for
that thing to come back and chase her around and
never do.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
But he is in the video game Robbie. I think
it's Robbie the Rabbit.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Right, Yeah, I looked up a couple Easter eggs. I
think he is in the game. I know the truck
driver at the end is a guy from one of
the games.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Robbie the Rabbit is like the mascot for the carnival.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Oh okay, I guess that's why there were so many
of whom around.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
I think it's great that they added a carnival to
their death cult. I think that's progressive of them.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
They needed something to uplift them.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Did the death Cult? Like, were they in charge of
the carnival before everyone went to Silent Hill?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
I mean, I don't know. Everything's clearly still working, So
someone's maintaining.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
This traveling carnival and it's stuck there.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Uh Like the seventies, wasn't that when everything burned down.
Originally was the Zipper a ride back. Then, well, this
movie stuck.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
In Silent Hill, so maybe the carnival stuck.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Also, the movie implies that there's multiple Silent Hills, there's
a multiverse of Silent Hills, which I think.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, it did kind of allude to that, and I
don't know if I like that.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Apparently some of the games play around with that idea,
but I'm not sure. The only mentioned this one recently.
The only Silent Hill theory video I ever watched was
my friend Justin Wang's video. He went down a rabbit
hole of this one Silent Hill fan who was obsessed
with the idea that Silent Hill for was about circumcision,
and he like annoyed everyone on Silent Hill forums about it.

(13:23):
He would like just go into different forms and bring
up this theory and everyone got really really annoyed. That
video is hilarious. You watch it.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Was it like a joke or did he really feel.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
He was like real serious about it?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Just sorr.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
I read Justine. He like goes through like weird videos
on the internet. He has a whole video just going
through this whole guy's weird mental breakdown about Silent Hill
for that's the only theory I've ever heard theory video
I've actually explored. It's not an accepted theory. If you
guys were wondering, everyone else met dude, you're insane show. So, yeah,

(13:56):
she's running around the carnival. Bunny comes to like if
she gets on a carousel that's manned by pyramid Head.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah, economy is tough.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
He he learned he has multiple jobs in this universe. Yeah,
and I do like this kind of reveal. By the way,
this one feels a very very hell raiser and starting
with the beginning where like it's horses, but then it's
just dudes in leather straps and bondage being tortured. I'm like,
we need hell Raiser now.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, I don't like them.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
I was into it.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
I feel like every time we talk about something horrifying,
you're like, you know, I was into it. You know
what's weird? It could have been disturbing. The cut to
them is just very comical though.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, and they don't look that great.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
They don't look that great. It's like also like a
flat camerangle. And again the three D makes look everything.
I didn't even watch it in three D, but three
D to two D makes it look real shitty. So
I think it was supposed to be comedic. I don't know,
but she sees the dark version of herself, Dark Alessa, yes,
who just lights everyone on fire around.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Her and they just gather around like, yeah, I don't
know what they thought was gonna happen. It was. It
was a very odd choice on their part, Like, first
of all, where did they all come from the town.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Well, here's the thing, were.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
They all come to the carnival for day? Like like
we should go to carnival for the day. Well we
now know that this, I know, But I feel like
if they have these people that are already up there
searching for her, that the town would not also just
converge on it too, like it I was.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Going to excuse me this because it's a dream, but
then it happens for real later on exactly like this.
I'm like, why did they all just stand around when
the bad guy was there that they know could kill them?
But she basically tells her like, hey, you gotta get
out of Silent Hill or no you no, don't come
to Silent Hill. You can't stop me, And she's all like,
I don't even know who you are.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
I was, I was binding my own business. What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
And then she wakes up from her dream on Bean
comes in. Christopher slash Harry comes in. He's like, hey,
stop having that nightmare.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Doesn't say it exactly like that, but okay I'm paraphrasing.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
He's like, look, everything's fine, we got a new town.
We're all gonna be great. And then I couldn't believe it.
A female version of the CD cent a Bite from
Hell Razor three shows up and kills him.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Yeah, so he does. Sean Bean does sort of die
in this movie es in a way.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, I guess, so his character doesn't actually die, but
I guess within a dream whatever.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
But if you die in your dreams, do you die
in real life? Uh?

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Not in this one. Only Black Phone two and The
Nightmare and elmstream movies. But yeah, the main bad guy
in this is literally just the female version of CD
from Hell Racer three, uh, mixed with the chat If
CD and Chatterer had a baby, it would be this lady.
I think we can all agree.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Maybe they did. Maybe they I don't know what they
get up to.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Look, we already ended our hell Raiser show until they
make another movie, or I guess we could review the
game when that comes out. We'll save these questions for later.
But yeah, so turns out that's a nightmare and she
wakes up and guys, this was the scariest part in
the movie for me. The pop Tart pop Tart scare.

(17:33):
That is the one thing from this movie I remember
the most. Okay because this was also in addition to
three D, this was also the height of just instead
of actually being scary, let's just do loud sounds jump scare.
That was the big thing in the twenty tens was
just jump scares.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
I'm really surprised that pop Tart didn't collab with them.
It makes it on hill pop Tarts.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
They should have.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
They should have really burnt pop tarts from help.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
I think the scariest part was that they actually put
their pop tarts in the toaster. Who does some people
do that?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
That's crazy, that's right. I do like them warm too,
but I like growing up, my parents never put him
in a toaster, and I remember, like someone data one
day it's literally I know, I'm fine with it, but
I remember that was like a revelation.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
They're like, yeah, but I don't know anybody who eats
toasted pop tarts. I've never seen you eat I've never
seen you eat a pop tart because.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
We don't buy a lot of pop darts.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
They're not exactly great for you, Dan, if you want
to know more about pop tarts. Last year I reviewed
Jerry Seinfeld's movie about pop tarts. You can watch that.
We talk all about it.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
There's a movie about pop tarts.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah, it's a comedic, uh like fake movie about how
pop tarts got it. Don't watch the actual movie, just
watch my review. Okay, worry, that's generous. It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
I can't see how you can make a movie about
pop tarts entertaining. Well.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
I thought Jerry Seinfeld could, but I'm to think Larry
David was the real mastermind behind all the comedy they
did together. Anyway, pop Tart Scare it pissed me off
in the theater because I think all horror at that
time was just doing jump scare, jump scare. And I
remember being like next to Anthony going like, is that
a fucking pop tart scare?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (19:16):
And now that we got to pop tart Scare and
we've done this three D bit for ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
For the love of God, let's take these classes. Ye woo,
I feel like I'm still seeing the red and blue. Yeah,
it'll just, it'll just, it'll just.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Do you still want them up here?

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
You can leave them there. And if you were watching
this on the regular episode and you were like, wow,
how do I watch the three D version? You got
to go to Patreon or become a channel member and
you can watch the three D segment of what we
just did, along with all the three D segments I've
done in the past. Subscribe today. It's only two dollars
on Patreon or channel members. Gotta pay the bills, Seye,

(19:52):
we already talked about Sharon and Christopher are now Heather
and Harry. Harry is the guy from Silent.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Hill too, right, No, it's James's that's.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
James, Okay, So who's Harry? Oh is Harry like his
real name in the.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Harry was the dad from the first game, okay, but
they changed his name in the movie.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
To Christopher and now he is Harry Harry Okay, okay, crazy,
but yeah, they talk about how they've been like traveling
from town to town and this one might be the
good one. He gives her an early birthday present, which
is the Silent Hill three Heather vest looks.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
All right, very early two thousands kind of style, with
like the super long sleeves too.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
I was gonna say, when did when did the Silent
Hill three game come out? What year was that?

Speaker 3 (20:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
We looked that up real quick, because I think the
vest look was out by that time this movie came in.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Like I said, she had the vest in the game,
but she didn't have like the crazy long sleeves or anything.
Did read something where it's like she's wearing like seven
seven layers of clothing.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, she looks like a lot of She just like
a like a lot of girls did when I was
in high school.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah, that's the thing. So Silent Hill three came out
in two thousand and three, so yeah, that makes her outfit.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Makes sense, and that should make sense. That's what I said.
Early two thousand, early two thousands. Yeah, Yeah, but girls
I went to high school with.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
But twenty eleven, twenty twelve, like they're trying to make
it work a little bit, but the vest just didn't
seem of the time other than they wanted it to
look like the game I guess you have to do.
I don't know why they felt the need to do that,
but yeah, So she gets her vest, she loves it,
and she's ready for her first day of school.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Saying she loves it. But she's having that moment where
she flashed back to her nightmare. She's wearing the vest
and she's just.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Like, oh god, yeah, well she's pretending to love it.
I don't know. Seems like she liked it enough. Uh say,
Harry is excited, Heather not so much because of the
dream of everyone dying. And then he hides a paper
I guess from her journal talking about out Silent Hill.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Yeah, it's kind of weird. He goes through her journal,
but it's.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Like, she did it again. Better take this yep, yep,
she'll never notice.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Puts it in the Silent hillbox. Where did he get
a Silent hillbox? Who knows?

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Let me put with the other fifty papers. I'd also
say Silent Hill on it.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
It's like, wait, do you think when you rip it
out of the journal, they just forget, Like they're gonna
be like, let's go through my journal here.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah. Also, the box is like for a brand new
cult it's not the same cult from the first movie, So, like,
how did he get a new colt box?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
I guess they talk about later like people were hunting
them down. Maybe he got it from one of them.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
But he decided to keep it, I guess.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
So he's researching them, so I guess he could have
found some items in the real world at some point.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
I feel like it's not a good idea to keep
around a colt box when you're trying to escape the cult.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Probably, Yeah, but we learn that Rose contacted Christopher via mirror. Yeah,
so the end of the last movie, like it's implied
that they died and they're in like the ghost realm
and she could see him but he can't see her. Yeah,
but this we're getting we're getting some retcons here. Here

(23:12):
we have Rose in Silent Hill, even though she was
in the house but.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Anyway, it's a house, Hu Silent Hill House.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Silent Hill House. She's in the mayor and she's like
my love, which I thought that was so weird. I'm like,
did they talk like that in the first movie. I
don't remember them talking like that.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
We're having problems in the first movie, so I don't
think that said it She's.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Like, I bring her back to you. She was a
piece of a seal. She's like, I found a piece
of a seal, but the other half is here, so
only she could come through. And I'm watching this and
I went, where is the seal in that last?

Speaker 2 (23:48):
But what? What?

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Did I dude? We miss something? Guys, I don't remember
them grabbing a seal from somewhere.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
No, they didn't. And now we immediately get subjected to
this little girl's awful acting. Again. I thought I got
away from it. But different, little girl girl? Is it?
How they both so bad?

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Because a couple of years went by.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
How did you notice it was a completely different.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
They did such a good job.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Did you see the wig on her?

Speaker 2 (24:12):
All those little girls like whatever? But till the way
she delivered her lines are just like so forced. It's like,
I'm like, oh my god, I know she's a little girl,
but yeah, but be better, okay.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Actress who played replacement Jo Dell for Land in Silent Hill,
Too Dan says, be better. It's been I don't know
eleven twelve years since then, So I hope you got better.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
I hope you learned your lesson.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
We're gonna look her up the news story tomorrow is
like actress quits because Dan said.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
She some random guy on the internet told her she
did it.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Hard about so we learned that Sharon has no memories
of Silent Hill. I guess when she came back into
the real world with the seal awfully convenient. Yeah, although
it was kind of applied to the end that like
dark Alessa went into her and came back and they
throw that away.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah, that a.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Lot of wreckcons in this There's a big one coming
up where I went, oh, fuck off. Anyway, so no memories.
She's on the way to school and she sees a
homeless man who face briefly turns into a butt crack.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah, we have a butt crack.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Face jumps scare. It's not a butt crack, but it's
just an unfortunate looking scar and he has no eyes.
It kind of looks like it.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Basically somebody sewed his yeah, the skin together and got
rid of his eyes and nose and mouth.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah. Yeah, very hell razer.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
They did they could Huh, they did the best the
best they could.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
No, they could have done a better job.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
And then another man shows up, who's usually a bad
guy in most movies. I see him, and he starts
asking Heather way too many questions.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah, it's not usually a good idea to just randomly
go up somebody on the street and just ask them
questions like this.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah. So if you're not a very tactful approach.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
If you're a private investigator, don't dress like the most
cliche private investigator ivet like with the fedora and everything.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
It's like, hello, man, that's way too big for his head.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Uh JUVEI know each other, and it's like, you're fucking
You're a cop, you're wearing a wire.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
You're not fooling me, buddy.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
So she introduces herself to the class, which is stupid
when the teacher was like, say something about yourself. I
was a transfer student in the high school. I didn't
have to do that ship.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah. So that's like every movie they make them do that.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah, And of course the bullies there just like that's
the new girl, we hate her for no.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Reason gets close from the Goodwill.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
It's yeah, I would have been like a fuck off, Like,
your outfit's already better. It's twenty twelve.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
We all look like everyone gets from Goodwill.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
She like flips out in the whole class, like, I
don't care about any of you. I'm probably gonna leave
again soon, like you guys suck. And the teachers just
like okay, cool.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Okay, Vincent.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
You next that is the one going o where he's like,
I can't follow that.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
I love the teacher. After she gets out with the
whole speech like impressive.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
You've done a lot with your life.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
So she goes into the hallway and suddenly she starts
seeing visions of a Lessa's past, and then she teleports
to Silent Hill.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
I guess, yeah, I didn't like this, just teleportation.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
It's like the darkness could find her wherever she is.
And then I guess they had one of those meat
suit guys of leftover from the last movie.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
He didn't look as goodness one. Now he did it.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
He did it, and it was funny because they're covering
up in the dark and everything, so he should have
maybe looked at least on par and he shows up
and you're like, he looks terrible.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Also, why that that was like a weird That was
a good moment to introduce like maybe something new and cool.
They're like, remember that guy, all those guys that walk
like this, here's one of them's like, okay.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
He's still roaming around.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah. Uh so she she gets chased by him, and
then she bumps into Vincent. Silent Hill disappears, and Vincent's like,
what's up, baby John Snow? Yeah, baby John Snow.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
And now we introduce a very unneeded love.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Interest and we're setting up for a big twist. And
everyone who watches the movie goes, he's part of Silent Hill,
Like he's there, like he could not be hiding it
if he tried.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Uh, he's just a big sticker on his forehead.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
No.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
You just reminded me of when Game of Thrones became
very popular. People said that I looked like John Snow,
but they always had to add fat or ugly John Snow.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
You're none of those, thank you.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
They're like, you're fatter John Snow. And I remember being like,
I don't know who John Snow is. I don't watch
that show. And then I looked it up. I'm like,
you could have just said nothing. I could I just
said nothing. I don't know why you had to say
I looked like this guy, but had to stress that
I looked like a worse version of him.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
I wasn't looking.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
For any kind of compliment or anything. Maybe that's why
I never really gave that show a chance, because I like,
why is there one thing I'm the fat or ugly
version of that? Will we come a long way? Everyone
agrees now I'm the better looking Glenn pal So it
all worked out.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, I can see it.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
I look just like him, Monica. Don't you dare say anything?
Just agree with me. So, yeah, he's trying to be
friends with him, and she's like, hey, fuck off, I
shouldn't really say that, but kind of, I.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Mean she gives that vibe.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, and she calls her dad and she's like, hey,
there's like a very obvious private investigator following me around.
He's literally dressed like what you think of private investigator
were dressed, like.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Just staring at her. Yeah, And he's like, all right,
I'm very private, not very very discreet speak at all. No, yeah, no.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
But he's like, all right, meet me at the mall.
I'll be there. And he's saying this as someone's trying
to break into his house. It's like, you should tell
her that.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
He did go out the back door.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
So ends up going to the back door for someone
just grabs him. But yeah, she goes to the mall
to wait for him, and then she's sitting next to
the creepiest birthday party I've ever seen. Yeah, I've never
seen anyone hire clowns and stuff for a food court
birthday before.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, I don't think I have either.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
I'm not saying people didn't have birthdays at a food court.
I never saw it, but I don't remember clowns being
at my local mall. Now, no one's at my food court.
There's literally one stir fry place at my food court
and that's it.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
It's just nobody at the mall.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yeah, so, yeah, there's.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
A clown there.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I did like the balloon saying happy birthday, Heather, and
then it switches to Alessa and freaks her out, So
she walks away and the guy shows up again and
she starts hallucinating some freaking hell Razor shit.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Oh, we get to see like the she goes behind
one of the restaurants and the dude's like skinning someone
and then he looks all like hell raisered out and
then he gives the meat to just the normal looking
guy's cooking.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
It's like, what the fuck is this?

Speaker 3 (31:07):
I also thought that was weird because I was like,
are they just eating the skin? They're not eating the meat,
and I thought too much about that for some reason,
that doesn't really make sense.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Real psychopaths eat the skin, not the meat.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Well, it was like everybody, like they show everybody eating
like the burgers, and really it's supposed to be like
body parts or and like he's just frying up some
skin and I'm like, okay.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
I'm not accounnibal.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
I don't know what the proper human cooking technique is.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
But I thought it involves some meat.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
So the detective is finally like, hey, I was hired
to find you. I told him where you were, but
I realized that these guys are bad.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Yeah, they're the.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Probably shouldn't have taken a job from the Order of
Valtel is Valtel.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
A thing from the game is that amating Is that
the goat demon from the first movie or for the
first game, it's in the third one because I know
the seal is the Seal of Metatron, which I know
is from the first game because when I skip the
head to the ending of the let's play, they remember
remember them.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Saying they said Megatron at first, the Seal of Transformers.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Those were still it does, and those movies were still
going on at the time, so it's like they know
where you are. I'm sorry, I want to help you.
And then Lady c D sent a bite attacks him
with her knife hands.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
She's everywhere.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
She's just everywhere, which.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Confuses me because I thought like she would be more
of a special character because of who she transforms from. Yeah,
it's just like any of them could be her.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
I'm gonna have to ask a lot of questions when
we get there because it all came back to me
when I watched the movie for the first time in
like over a decade. I remember watching the ending going
I don't get it, so maybe you guys can explain
it to me. But she ends up killed the detective
and then she's Heather's running all around I do like
where you think.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Well, okay, So Heather locks him out of like the elevator,
and then the seedy lady comes and chops his fingers off,
and then Heather like tries to bring him in and
saves tries to save him, and then they get down
to their destination and then he gets taken up into
the elevator shaft and they're just like, oh shit, she's

(33:27):
not very good at saving people.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
No, she's terrible. I do like when she's hiding, uh
and then just a regular janitor comes in, but she
just assumes it's another monster.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
She's like runs away.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
But I guess like as she's running, there must be
like some kind of time skip, because as soon as
she gets out, the cops are already there. They're wheeling
the guy in.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
This treatch and they got there awfully fast.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
I feel like when she was in the darkness, maybe
time jumped ahead. I did like that she walks she's
behind the ropes and the cop and go, who are you?
What are you doing here? He's like, you can't be here.
This lady's lost. Ladies get lost sometimes, and he's like,
walk away. But if he had held her.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
There, he would have gotten his suspect.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah, because then like because the detective, so that's the cop,
and the detectors are like two feet away. They go
through the guy's coat and they just have a brand
new picture of her that day. So that private investigator
he took a picture of her with the vest and
then went to Kinko's and got it printed.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Yeah, real quick, real quick.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
You know the part didn't really registered to me how
quickly they got an updated photo.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
So maybe he is a really good PI. We've bet
on this.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
I love thee I love the paper where it's like
Sharon Heather, it's just both names on a piece of paper.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
It's like I figured it out. We're right there.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
I might forget later on that they're the same person,
but yeah, she just walks right past the cops, disappears
into the crowd with Vincent, who just happened to be there.
And again, as you're watching this, you're like.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
He's with the cult.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
He's with the cult. Yeah, just just get to it.
It's not gonna be a reveal. We've all called this out.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
So they're walking.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Away, she sees visions of cult members staring at her.
That was kind of a creepy scene out there, like
underneath the light, and it's.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Like, I don't see anybody but the Runner.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
He's like, who the runner? Next to the cult? I
mean nothing members.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
It's like, wait, what did you say? Uh? And then
I found my favorite character.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Crazy bus guy just cuts to a random crazy guy
in the bus who keeps like interjecting with gibberish, and
I'm like the rabbit he has a Robbie the Rabbit,
and I.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Just went he's just there for ambiance.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Honestly, if the whole movie just the bus stopped and
then they left and the movie just followed him whatever
he does during his day would have been a better movie. Honestly,
would have been a better movie. And then later on
he reads the newspaper, He's.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Like, oh, that girl died.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Whatever. Uh, I just kept randomly cut into this guy
just making weird faces, like he's adorable.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
I would have been the whole Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
So then he's trying to make small talk Vincent, which
when we learned his deal, it's like, how does he
even know what small talk is? When the world he
grew up in, I guess so, but yeah, he's just
like you know what. He probably was trained and they
were probably like, don't mention alternate realities. They don't believe
that out there. Start off simple, where are you from?

(36:24):
And then he tried to do it. He's like, where
are you from?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Don't get freaked out by the sun. I know we
don't have it here, but I.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Feel like you can't teach normalcy without having interactions with
people first. And he was very normal of a person
for not interacting with other people outside of a cult.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
But the funny thing is like, I think he's doing
a good job being casual and he's like, where are
you from? And then she's like do you think there's
alternate worlds?

Speaker 3 (36:49):
And he's probably like, oh, is that how you start
getting to do somebody?

Speaker 1 (36:55):
He's like, what happened to the small talk? His training
was probably building up to and she just jumped to
it right away. He's like, I have several more questions.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I had to ask red Flag shitch the date.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah, then he just goes, whoa, lady, you're crazy, just
like my grandfather who believes all of this.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
I'm still gonna stick around with you. I don't know
where I live in this town, but I'm just gonna
take this bus ride with you and hope I figure out.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
It's like, yeah, I can't believe the same stuff that
my nutty grandfather who's in an insane asylum believes, But
you're cute. Yeah, I'll get off the bus with you
and talk some more. And they make it to the house.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
She walks in and finds the message saying come to
Silent Hill, and then with the symbol, which a cop
later goes, is that a gang sign? It's like, yeah,
the gang sid But luckily Vincent was still hanging around.

(37:57):
Oh of course he heard her screaming and came home
right it away. She looks through the Silent Hill box,
finds the seal.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
And a gun.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Yeah, and a gun. Wait, they needed the seal?

Speaker 3 (38:11):
What do you mean they need it?

Speaker 2 (38:13):
They needed to seal they find the other half.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Yeah, but but she needs to come willingly to Silent Hill.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
But does she need to physically bring the seal? I
think so okay, because I was gonna say the colt
could have just grabbed the seal and then went back.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
She was involved too, like they need Okay, she needs
to merge with.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
She needs to have the seal on her and then
go back to Silent Hill. Colt member, can't just grab
the seal and go to Silent Hill. Yeah, okay, well
I will allow it. I will allow it because part
of it.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
So did she always know? Wait? I kind of forget.
Was the box just out and about or did she
just always know where it was? No?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
He had I think he had left it out.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Ok, because he want her to find the note, Yes
that he left for her. Yes, Oh, it's like you.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Can everything that he stole from her journal.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
You can go to Silent Hill and eat all the
cult members with the power of friendship and the block
I left you.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Yeah, helock and the power of friendship. So yeah, they
uh yeah. They drive out of town and again she
reads the letter.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Cars in Silent He'll never mind. How did he learn
to drive? But I'm sure I.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Mean driving that hard. Well, I'm glad.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Later on they say it's temporary, like he can't stay
there for long. Because if I'm in there and be like,
now go to the real world, I'd be like, I'm
never coming back here now, I live here, now walk out.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
This is great. No death. I don't know if they
do it anymore.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
But like when North Korea would send like assassins into
the world, I was just like, why did they. I'd
be like, as soon as i left Both Korea, I'd
be like, all right, I'm not doing any of that
assassin stuff. I'm gonna go live here now. I'm just
like just go just leave. But you know, he's got
a tempera he's got a temporary thing keeping this guy.
Damn thing.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
They always have a caveat yeah, so, uh, I.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Do love when she reads the letter and he's like,
don't ever go to Silent Hill. She's like, Proba, we
gotta go to Silent Hill.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Every single you's gotta say, daddy.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah, we learned that Silent Hill was once a prison
colony built on top of an Indian burial ground.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
And if Poltergeist taught us anything, yes, you do not
build on ancient burial ground. I know. And yeah he
says that, and then I'm just like, they didn't move
the bodies, I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
But when he makes that reference, knowing what we know
about him, it's like, Poltergeist at Silent Hill. How do
you know this reference to horror movies? You asshole? Now
I'm just thinking a Homer.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
You didn't tell me it was on a didya burial ground?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Has up? He's like, he said, he mentioned it four
or five times. So, uh. The cult ran the town,
and then they predicted that a woman would be born
that would be a vessel for their god and help
them rule the world. Yeah, which is not the plot
of the first.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Game, which they should already know exists.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Well yeah, it's yeah, it's kind of confusing because, like
I said, they're different cults, but yet they kind of
have the same ideology.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Yeah, well, I'm not talking about the cult. For the
first movie, the game, they were trying to use the
girl to bring the goat gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
guess these guys they never say what the the god is.
They just call him the God. I don't think they
ever show pictures of him or anything. So I'm assuming
it was like, I just want to see a flying goat.
You think they'll have that in the next one. You
think we've got the flying hell raiser.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Goat No, like like baphomett.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Yeah, but the Silent Hill one. But they're like, this
is our age of God and you just.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Shoot part of this. They're doing the sun Hill two
game for the next movie whatever, so not part of that.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Whatever. The nurses weren't part of Silent Hill won they
were in the last movie whatever, and in this one,
yeah whatever, they can put a I want to see
a goat man in there, okay, And I want to
see the corky. I want to see that. Sorry, is
that what they are? Is that not what aky is?

Speaker 2 (42:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Dog breeds, you know, sometimes people say dog breeds and
I'm just like, yeah, those, and I'm like, I don't
know what the fuck that is. What's a box terrier?

Speaker 2 (42:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I've heard that name a million times and I don't
know what it looks like. They all just kind of
look the same.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Like cats are easier. All cats are just cats hairless
malecho I don't even go that far. The cat is
just a cat, You're like, short hair, longer. Well, you
have dogs? What kind of dog? And more to what
kind of dog you have? You tell people I have
a cat. I don't ask you what kind of cat
you have? You just have a cat.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
I've also never cared about anyone's like dog breed. I
love your dogs, but I'm never like because.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Our dogs are perfect and flawless.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Oh, we also learn that, uh, pyramid Head is her protector.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Yeah, which is not pyramid Head's purpose.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Well, forget about his game purpose. The first movie doesn't
give a shit about that. But it's just like, oh,
it's like, yeah, that was her protector and executioner. And
it's like, oh, he's doing a shit job. Why aren't
the rest of these cult members dead yet? What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Yeah that doesn't make sense.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yeah, why is he? Because why is he had a.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Character about the movie, like when she needs help, he
like comes and helps her, and it's just like, yet again,
why is there a cult? He could just take them
all out.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
It doesn't even feel like he's helping her, just seems
like he happens to be around.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
He took his head with chopping off hands and.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Armed God, I can't wait to talk about that.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
But yeah, she's like, and this is the good guy now.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
I guess it's like, oh, okay, any reason to get
pyramidhead in this, I guess popular.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Yeah, gonna people love them.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
So they stop at a motel and Vincent is obviously
with the and he's like getting worse at hiding it,
and as a viewer I'm like, just fucking skip to
it already.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
So she has a dream of Alessa killing the entire town.
It's like a black storm cloud, just like incinerating people. Uh.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
And then Vincent finally.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Reveals that he works with the cult, and uh, she's like,
you can't get out. It's like yes for a little bit,
but you have to suffer a lot. And it cuts
to him just getting this whole symbol spear into himself.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Like it takes up half his like, yeah, that would hurt.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Yeah, I wouldn't be casual afterwards.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
I couldn't go to a school and be like, Hi,
what's up out Hi? Just a normal guy. I'm sure
he healed by then, I hope.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
So he's wearing a white shirt and blood sleeper. So yeah, uh,
finally reveals himself. Uh. He trained his whole life to
find her and get her and hate her.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
But then when he saw her, he was like, damn
she cute, Yeah, and changed his mind. Silent didn't send
their best for this.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Teenagers.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
I was gonna say, it's like, all right, so she
would be about seventeen years old. Who should we send
a teenage boy? I'd be like, that's a terrible idea.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
When they're out their horniest. Yeah, like what do you what?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
No, that guy is gonna like that dude here, it's
just like bag ladies and monsters.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
You would have put it next to.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
A cute He's gonna forget about the mission ten minutes
into being in the world. Yeah, So he tells her
that he changed his mind. He changed his mind. He
doesn't want her to go anywhere near Silent Hill, and
he lets her they kidnapped her dad because it has
to be her decision to go there, so if he's
in there, she will choose to go to Silent Hill.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
And then he says, my mother Claudia is the leader
and my grandfather has the other part of the steal?
Was it Leonard? Was his name?

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Yes? Uh? And then the darkness comes cool?

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Last name though, that is uh.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
I was gonna say Angela on the show her last
name is Wolf or it was wolf. Her business is
still Wolf. I know someone with the last name Wolf
and they're on the show. Not this episode though anyway. Uh,
it's so yes, the darkness comes transforms the whole motel

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and then Vincent gets kidnapped by Lady cd Centabite.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Yeah no bugs this time though.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
No bugs, no weird beatles with human faces on them
or anything. Yeah, Pyramidhead doesn't even hang out with the bugs.
He was bros with them last time. So she enters
Silent Hill and again it looks fake as hell because
it's the three D effect. And sure, no I want
to say, I was gonna say, I'm sure it looked

(46:50):
cool in the theater, but no, I was in the theater.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
This is lame. And all.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
I did like the weird cgi like people in the
windows staring at her, because like I could tell they
weren't real people, and it was unsettling. There's a couple
of good moments in this that are just there's like
a few moments.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Of it and not look like that closely at the
people in the windows. I just think, I think my
brain just assumed they were just extra as they had
and well that's what.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
I thought, but I was looking at it, like, no,
they look very they look like video game assets, to
be honest. But that was one creepy moment. And there's
another really good creepy moment later on that I'll bring up.
But yeah, they're trying to mimic the first movie where
she enters the town, but not as good. Obviously.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
She walks right out the hotel room and she's right there.
She's right there, right there.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
She always seems to deposit her where she needs to be, yes,
and it's not like we're in the first movie. They
at least did.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
The with the map.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Yeah, like she rose would go to the bus stop
and be like, Okay, I have to make a left
up here and then a right, or like even when
she was in the hospital, like I have to follow
this map and like memorize it, and this is where
I have to go. This movie's just like, no, she's
just gonna walk out right into the room that she
needs to be.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
You're right, because the guy goes like you have to
go to the sanctuary and the mental hospital, but like,
she never makes an effort to look for him. She
just runs in a direction and they're there.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Uh, here's where she meets Alessa's mother, where you know.
In the first one, we find out that she was
part of the sacrificing her daughter and everything. And then
this one she's like, what, No, I didn't do that. No,
I was lied to and I'm watching this. I'm like, no,
you're part of it. You felt bad about it, but
you were typically She's like, I didn't know what they

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were gonna do, and.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
I'm like, yes, you didn't know what the extreme cult
was gonna do.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Yeah, we just took him to that room that's behind
the picture of the lady on fire. I didn't know
what they were doing. And then she's like, Alessa was special.
We knew that she could survive the fire, which is
why she was chosen. I'm like, no, that was to
kill her. Yeah, that fire was meant to kill her,
and now you're saying it was part of a bigger plan.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
But they saved her charred just in time.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Different cults, so like different objectives.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Well, but what I'm saying is the first movie, we
knew the objective was to kill her, And now they're
saying like, that's not that's not that's not how that happened. No,
that is what happened. So that was annoying. Uh but yeah,
then she's just like, hey, the darkness is coming. You
better get out of here, safer to be inside, and

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then I don't know, she dies or.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
She just disappears, disappears.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
We see the darkness like cover, but we know Lessa
won't kill her every Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Yeah, so she's always kind of safe.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
I was gonna say. They also recap a bunch of
shit that we already know from the first movie. That's
for people who brought their friends who didn't see the
first movie to get caught up the speed. So she
runs into uh is this the asylum? No, she just
runs into a building and she finds part of the

(49:57):
birthday the the table with the birthday cake and everything
from the mall. I do like, how like parts of
other dreams showed up here, like the bunny rabbits there,
that's a cool idea. Look, you know, got to give
credit where its due. Once in a while. It was fun,
how like things from her nightmares kept popping up. And
then she goes into a room full of mannequins. Yeah,

(50:20):
and one of the mannequins is alive.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
And we got our gratuitous nuity.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
And then yeah, then she finds a naked lady who's
also alive turning into a mannequin.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Yes, so you figure out that most of the mannequins
were people.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Yes. Not sure what this has to do with anything.
I'm not sure how that process works. Is this from
any of the games? Does anyone know the mannequin spider?

Speaker 3 (50:44):
The mannequin Spider's not in the games as far as
I remember.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Okay, I do remember.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
The mannequin spider. Kind of freaked me out a little
bit when I saw it before, because I don't like spiders,
and I've also developed a weird fear of mannequins since
playing certain video games.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yes, I have to.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Take over the like Resident Evil eight where it chases
you around the house.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Well, all mannequins and these hard games are the same.
It's as soon as you're not looking at them, they
walk forwards. You always that was yeah, that was even
another games that aren't resident evil they always work the same.
And if there's a mannequin and we're playing a game,
you can be sure as hell I'm getting a controller
because she can't do it.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
That mean we can't ever review those movies mannequin or
a mannequin two on the Move.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
No, like those mannequins are fine.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Man two on the Move sounds like a comedy. It
is a comedy.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
They are comedies.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
I just we were talking about what about Life Size
where I think Tyra Banks is But there is.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
A horror movie that's based on a mannequin that like,
once you see it, its mission is to kill you.
It's a really bad movie. But like I was gonna say,
I'll find it for you.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
But like.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
That's the whole thing. And I was like, okay, So
now people are now playing in this fear of like
the mannequins, like you can't look away from them.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Oh is that? I bet you'll never watch Ghostbusters twenty
sixteen ever again because there were haunted mannequins in.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
That there's a lot of reasons to not watch that movie.
Wait wait, wait, you don't.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
You were the only like defender I know of that
movie and you're like, I don't even remember.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
I remember the mankins.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
The practical effects on the mannequin before they turned into
CGI looked really cool, though I actually really, I'm like,
that's cool looking. I love that, And then it became CGI.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
I'm like, oh yeah, dude, I hate the mannequin. When
I watched this, I remember my thoughts in the theater
where I went, oh, that looks like shit, looks so bad.
Uh yeah, it comes down. Oh, by the way, so
there's another girl that's in spiderwebs, but I swear to God,
the spider webs or just that cling rap.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
So I used to work, it was definitely clean rap. Yes,
thank you, it was cleingrap.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
And I don't know if it was supposed to be
clean rap because they're in a warehouse, or if that's
implied it's spider webs. But if someone who worked in
retail and had to undo a bunch of boxes, like
that's clean.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
And she pulled her out of that clean wrap so easily.
Oh yeah, But how is she getting stuck for her?
How is she even stuck in that?

Speaker 1 (53:14):
I'm just like, no foot with her bare hands, Like, no,
you gotta get a box cutter with that.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Yeah, if that's really packed up, Yeah yeah, there's no way.
You will definitely need a blade to cut that.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
That brought back memories. That was the scariest part of this.
It's just by time in retail, dealing with fucking cling
wrap and shit. So she breaks around, She's like, who
are you? She's like, we made a wrong turn? Like,
oh yeah, poor unlucky women.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
I know. I felt so bad. I was just like,
so are all the Mannequin's people who just kind of
randomly stumbled into Silent.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Remember, like you have to, like, I'm pretty sure you
die when you go into Silent Hill. At least that's
what's implied in the first movie when you enter that world.
So that means these girls made a wrong turn and
then died and then got turned into mannequin monster just
slash her fodder for the movie.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
It supposed to be like everyone's hell yeah, So I
was like, what the fuck did they do?

Speaker 2 (54:04):
I think they made a wrong turn? Oh gosh, that'll
teach them I'll never make a wrong turn again, damn trade,
they won't. They're dead now.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
I like what The spider goes up on the table,
rips the girl's head off and then puts its finger
in it and brings it life, and it just goes.
But it's all like it's putting it into the camera
because remember but.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
First I had a cop just like like, what the
hell is going on? And why we're coppying mannequin fuel
right now? Like this isn't sexy, it's just weird.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
But the mannequin spider looks exactly like what's that movie?
What's it? Will Smith? I robot?

Speaker 1 (54:52):
I robot?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Yeah, exactly like I robot.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
It does look like them. Yeah, it's so stupid, but
it grabs the one girl and gets away.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Yeah, and Heather just doesn't really care.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
But yeah, by the way, that scene just ends.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Oh no, anyway, she goes.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
And then it just cuts. It cuts to Sean Bean
tied up to I don't know what the.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Fuck that that's the Valtiel, that's who they're worshiping.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
That's what that is.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Yes, Oh, but like in the movie, they make him
like a fancy decoradive statue chair thing.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Yeah, that it's just chained dudes up to Yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
He is also in the game and basically like when
you die in the game, he I think Valtiel drags
Heather back to a safe point or something like that.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Okay, I mean that's not it's a representation.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Yeah, he never comes to life.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
So yeah, then we get to be Claudia played by
Carrie Anne Mosses with no eyebrows or she has eyebrows.
But it's their cake to makeup. That's very obvious.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
No, I read that she's saved him off.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
She did shame him.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
My makeup was still pretty obvious.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Bad.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Yeah, her pale makeup. Uh say, she's Claudia and uh
she talks about of course, she's like, you know my
sister Cristabella foiled. I'm like, right, sister, I remember Silon
Hill one. Christabella would just not shut up about her
sister Claudia.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Yeah, I was like, Claudia is nowhere.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
I'm talking about Monica forgets to see where Christabella is, Like, yes,
we killed her. And I came up with the idea
with my good sister Claudia, who I'm very.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Close with, the older sister, the other one not the
other one.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
My good sister Claudia, who's blonde. Everyone I always saw
that's one of my favorite things in sequels. Or it's like, oh,
by the way, I've always had a secret brother or sister.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
It's like no easiest thing to wreckcon.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Discussed the father either.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
I think Christabella just didn't like Carnivals.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
It's like, uh, I didn't watch it. But I think
when I saw the trailer for Fast and Furious and nine,
John Cen is like, I'm your secret brother. I'm like,
how many movies of these? He had a brother? The
guy that talks about fadly all the time.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Just never brought up this brother.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
He didn't know.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Such but no, he didn't know.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Apparently thought he didn't know.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
The trailer made it seem like they knew. I didn't
actually watch the I only seemed like three.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
No, I feel like I feel like he didn't know.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
All right, we'll watch every single festive now they're filmed.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
The Fast and Furious movies are a fun watch because
they just get more and more.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
I should I should sit. I have all of them
actually on a box set. I should watch all of
them a few years back for fun, because I only
ever seen the first two. I decided to skip to
the Rock and Jason Stathum spin off, only watching the
first two movies, and I went to the theater. I
watched it, and I went, what the fuck happened to
these movies? There's nano machines and interests, Elda.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
There, they've gone to space. They went to space space.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Did they drive their cars to space?

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Yes, yes, they drive their car space.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Well, the one, the one that ill I'm sorry, I
feel in trouble.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
And it's ludicrous and.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Person or the movie's just ludicrous.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
The one I watched after that was I went back
and I watched eight and they have like jet packs
that look like tiny chets on.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
The it's just now it's gotten to the point and
it's just like, what ridiculous thing can we do next?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Well, by the way, rest in Peace, Fast and Furious
ride at Universal Studios.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
It sucked.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
I don't even know why they made it.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Anyway, they got a time travel next, it's only next logical.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Well they got they got it. Well, they got apparently
ten ended on a cliffhanger. I don't know. I didn't
see it, but Claudia Crista Bella's sister who again. We
all know because Crysta Bella constantly brought up her sister.
She's just like, you suck son, But you did get
her here, so I guess, good job, but we're gonna
send you the mental asylum here, Sharon. But no, good job,

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but you didn't do it the way I wanted to.
It's like when my mom would yell at me for cleaning.
I'm just like, Mom, I clean. She's like, yeah, but
I would have not my way. I would have done
it like this. I'm like, well, technically, god damn it.
My mom never sent me to an insane asylum with
sexy demon nurses.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Thankfully.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Thankfully.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Actually, I think that's probably.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Dan would have gotten in trouble on purpose to get
sent to the mental Highlands.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Look, as I've said before, if you can look past
the face, it's not so bad.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
I don't know what that says about me.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
No, specifically with the nurses. Monica, you're beautiful too. You
have it all and you have it all. Yeah, there
you go, there you go say that. The first nurse
that they did cut to did have a ridiculous rack.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
That was the one improvement over the last movie.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
They better and then and then two nurses over no
rack at all, don't cut to me up. She stole
all the boom so she makes it to the asylum.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Another butthole face grabs Heather and she shoots him through
the head. And then she meets Leonard played by Malcolm McDowell,
of all people, and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
She had no trouble getting the key to his cell
before we before we move on, I'm sorry, but can
we just go back to the nurses for a second.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
We haven't showed up yet, so yeah, the nurses are
after let's wait.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
See this movie is so forgettable.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Can you just only remember the nurses?

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Yeah? See, I got lost there, and I'm like the
rest of the movie the most. I'm like time I
look at it, I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
You're like, oh yeah, the scene with the famous actor
Malcolm mcdell very forget Although mac.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
McDowell, I'm not worried about him.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
He just will be in anything, so many good movies
and so many ship movies. But yeah, he's blind and
she's like, I have this seal and whatnot, and he's
talking about all the different realities and shit. So she
gives him the seal and he tells her that it
shows the true nature of things.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Yes, and then he sticks it inside his body.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Yep, and his eyes are fixed and he knows that
she's part a lessa and then he switches to a
stuntman with a monster mask on. Yeah, it's not a
great makeup, but just looks like a mask. Is on topic,
we just.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Talk about how guns work real quick, okay for this scene? Yeah,
is that what you're gonna say?

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Well, I was gonna say, like, she shoots him and
then he transforms into his demon self.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Yeah, but can we just talk about how guns work
real quick? Okay? Tell us when she shot him with
her very normal gun. Yeah, he flew what ten fifteen
feet away?

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Gravity is lighter in silent.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
I'm pretty sure maybe it was like a reaction.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
It's not like he was shot with like a blista,
you know, that would pick him up and carry him.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
That gun's pretty big and she's pretty tiny. She's holding
it one hand, and I'm like, oh, she's gonna shoot
it hit herself in the face.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
You still don't shoot someone in the chest and they
fly back. That's not how bullets work. And I think
I didn't realize or recognize anything else going to seek
so so fixated on how that is not possible and
I need some realism in my you know, my psychological horror.
You know, it's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
We had a CD Smith on the show back in
August for Total Recoo the original, and he's like in
the military, and we were.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Talking about how, like the one guy gets shot.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
That blood we made find of like movies, someone always
gets shot and then the blood shoots out the way
the bullet came in, and we're like, no, it would
shoot out the back of you. But in movies it's
only shooting. Blood shoots out in the opposite direction.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Yeah, it's funner that way. Yeah, it's funner to look at.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
But yeah, movie logic, I don't know, Dan, there were
this is a movie about demons and shit, you're worried
about the gun logic.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Yes, okay, I think I made that very clear.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
I do wish there was a moment where she shot
the gun and it hit her. I've seen that famous
clip of the one guy like not holding it hard
enough and hitting himself in the face.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Those things kicked back. They're tough.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
So yeah, he's a big scary monster man.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Now, Okay, I say he does, although like the look
of him is not great. He does sort of resemble
his video game character.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
I thought it looked kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
The monster version.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Yeah, Okay, it's not exact for like copy paste, but
it's pretty close.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Okay, this part I do kind of dig.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
This was like creepy, surreal stuff that I like where
he's dragging her, she's looking at the floor and the
great and there's his bodies and stuff. But sometimes that
I like, ahead would open up his eyes like ooh,
I'm like that looks like from like a Marilyn Manson
video or something like that actually looked pretty cool. The
rest of the movie doesn't look that good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
All was like, man, how'd that guy get? That sucks?
That sucks for him. That sucks for him.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Man, So yeah, uh this cool big demon guys like,
I'm so tough. I'm just gonna have this seal exposed
that anyone could just grab, shut their hands in and.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Grasp it's resolved real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Yeah, that's very video gamish.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Where it's like, oh, that big glowing thing on the monster,
I'm sure I have to do something with that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
That's the part you shoot and then he just dies, yeah,
turns into dust and disappears. I'm like, wow, that seal
did nothing for you. As she's walking through the corridors,
all the prisoners start reaching and grabbing her, and then
she's like, help me, pyramid Head, You're my only hope.
And then Pyramidhead shows up with the giant cleaver, and

(01:04:36):
then none of these people are just pulling putting their
arms back in there. They want it, They kind of
want they want crazy insane people.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Maybe they're like, yes, just slip, can't take anything. I
want more.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
At want some boy, pyramid Head. It's like, pyramid just
you don't need a giant oversized blade. You look like
with this thing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Have you never played five Fantacy seven?

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
It looks like he like he'll struggle with it when
he's like just carrying it behind him, but like he
can swing it like no problem.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Yeah, yeah, he doesn't have an ego. Uh yeah, he's
slicing the limbs off.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
And then she's just like, all right, I gotta I
gotta get out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
She couldn't just duck under the doors and just avoid
the arms, obviously, No, we have to cut them.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Off, yeah, obviously. So the Colt wheels in vincent to
the room full of nurses, why do they go in
the room.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
That was my question, because they're like afraid of the nurses.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Yeah, they don't control the nurses. They can't stop the nurse, and.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
They tunnel vision real hard for a lot of killer
nurses being around them. Yeah, wait, I think you'd be
more aware. That's the thing. I'm like, they I don't
even know why they're in the room with him. You
just open the doors push them in because the darkness.
They say that the darkness didn't dissipate yet, like it's
been hanging around longer than it should, so they might
not have expected the sexy nurses to be in there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
You see them as soon as the door, as soon
as I open it him like, whoa, they're sexy nurses.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
No no, no, no, no no no. But then like you're right,
they're just like totally unaware.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
They're like, hey, get back.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
And like the cattle brought they shock him right into titties.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Yeah, but it's just like you know, they're not going
to listen to He's like get back, and he's.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
So concerned to them and his other friends like oh,
he's like behind you, behind you, behind you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
And then we get a three D I stab zero stars.
I'm glad I wasn't watching it in three d uh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
And then he's just like, hey, buddy, you okay.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
It's like he just got yeah, they right out of there,
and then he gets stabbed.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
He's like, why I don't see that coming. If they
make any movement or sound, the nurses attack them, and
it's like, you should know this by now, you should
know I.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Would have just ran right out of that room. Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
We talk about the sounds that they were making when
they're swinging their scissors, and oh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Yeah, keep in mind, they don't have mouths. I don't
know how they're making these.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
I don't know why they decide to get them such
sexy overtones for swinging. I know, but it doesn't think
i'd have to go back away. I don't know if
they were going they were not. I don't think they were.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
They were probably because they don't have mouths. But whoever
was making this one, they're like, we gotta add some
sexy growls.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
Some some degenerate was sitting behind that in that edding booth, gone, yeah, yeah,
I like this.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Vincent's just strapped to the table, just trying to figure
out what to do.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
And then she shows up and she's like, hey, where's
that place you were telling me about it, But get
me out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
The other room that she like kept getting grabbed by prisoners,
this one she knew to like sneak in.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Yeah, and it's like they're talking and it's not it's like,
shut the up, shut the fuck up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
I would have just like grabbed him and pushed him
out in the hallway and.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
They racked this up. Why are you still talking to wheels?
It's really easy to avoid this. He is on wheels.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
They can't move that fan. It's not like the first
one where she had to get on the other side
of him. Yeah, she could just grab this car and
be like, I'm gonnaheel you down the hallway and ask
you a bunch of questions.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
At least in this one, the nurses didn't kill each other.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Actually shocked they didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Uh, few didn't they.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
I feel like one or two nurses chopped down.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
But the reaction time and the scene was so slow
it was actually like aggravating. It's just like no sense
of urgency in a life or death situation.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
So dumb. Uh. But yeah, you're right, Uh, he tells
everything that the darkness is getting stronger. It's like, probably
because you're getting closer to Alessa. Is I know, we're
about to see like the spirit of Alessa. But isn't
Alessa like physically underneath that hospital?

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Yeah any more?

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Well, then she could just be anywhere. We never find
out where the physical Alessa is.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Wait, is she not still in there? Then at the
end of the movie the first one, I thought, she
just comes up and.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Yeah, and then they just leave the church, but they Yeah,
but like I assume she's just go back down.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
I call her like being being a resolution to her
disappearing or anything like that, like her like physical body.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
Yeah, I guess, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Yeah, I could be wrong. I'm apparently wrong about a
lot of shit.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
No, you're the expert on an every I forgot.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
I'm the authority, and if you think differently, you are.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
They entered the creepy carnival, and then we hear about
the Brethren who are like the most devout. Yes, they're
the most devout.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
And they were like they don't even breathe the air
of the darkness because they think it'll corrupt them.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
Clearly mass ripped off.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
He starts vomiting right away.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Yeah, he did not look good.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
No, these are the Brethren. The Brotherhood is the overall cult,
but these are like the hardcore guys.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Yeah yeah, he's like, are they soldiers?

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Like we call them the Brethren. They're like cooler than
the Brotherhood or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
And they're really bad at breathing. Yeah, they're bad at breathing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Vincent makes out with the lady. He's like, I'm gonna
sacrifice myself and he's like, hi, guys, chase me, and
they're like, OK, this time the bunny doesn't come to life.
I was very upset. I wanted the demonic bunny. Really
upset me. Uh. Then she gets on the carousel and
pyramid heads there. I'm like, wow, he must have just

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finished his shift at the asylum.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Had to.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
I don't know how he ran all the way over there.
He carries that big fucking thing with him.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
He's like, again, economy's tough. You need to jobs.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
He punched in, He sat in the seat. He chained
up his nipples as you do. You need to be
chained up by the nipples for the carousel of Hell.
And then uh, he sat there just waiting for anyone
to come so he could go like this For a minute,
I'm like, are there like two pyramid Heads? But then no,
because what happens later, I'm like, no, it really is

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just the one.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
It does seem like a weird insert that he's there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Yeah, it's kind of like we want him in that
other scene. It's like, yeah, we have this carousel scene.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
I like whatever, It's like, you've gotta find more reasons
to use strong power the carousel.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
I'm sure Alessa can teleport him, but it's just like
that's so stupid that he just.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Jumped from one side of the other.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Remember, the end of the first movie was gonna have
multiple pyramid Heads, so I guess if they established that,
I wouldn't care so much. But now just I'm picturing
him like running late for work tracking the sword, like oh.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Oh, no extra credits. He's in the office with his boss.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
I mean, like for Heather, it just drops her off
every time where she needs to be exactly, so like,
maybe does that for Pyramidhead as well. Maybe he just
opens the door to the hallway and he's just right
at the.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Carnival so dark. Alessa confronts Heather Sharon whatever her name
is and then goes into her kind of like how
she went into Rows in the last movie.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
And again, I haven't here. The three D makes all of.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
This look like shit. This entire confrontation looks like shit. Also,
dark Alessa looks like like it only happened a few
times in Twin Peaks, but whenever you saw their like,
there's a couple of moments where like Laura Palmer would
be like demonic and she was all pale with black lipstick.
It looked just like this. Uh so, yeah, they're just
just shit talking each other. I do like that Darklessa

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updates her outfit to look like Heather.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Yeah, hen't know, she doesn't go out in the It's
like you're always the little girl version.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Now you're like, I'm gonna update my look.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
So yeah, I don't know. They argue and she uses
the seal and they merge into one being. I guess
it's like pyramid Head puts her down into the sanctuary
and she gets to confront Claudia, and Claudia's like, this
was supposed to be a sanctuary, but now that you're here,
all the demons are around, but thanks for giving me
the seal. And then I guess pyramid head senses danger,

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so he's like, I gotta get out of here, and
he just rips the chains out of his nipples and
like his do that every time, every day he has
to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
That sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
I guess, so I think you're being a little too
hard on him.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Well, I would, I would, just I would negotiation. I
would negotiate with a less I'd be like, hey.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
You carrying a big sword, half naked with a giant metal, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Gonna do it. Do I need to be chained by
the nipples in here? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
I guess, So, did we have to have a man
can get felt up? No? But did we? Yes? Do
we have to have sexy nurses with deformed faces and
huge knocks? No? But yes, so yes we need to
have our nipples chained? Tony, what a ridiculous question you asked.
I cannot believe this. I know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Sorry again, I'm not the expert on silent Hill.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Sorry, sigh, upside down seven and till two. Uh, I
only have two l's. I only have two else.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Sorry, you did your best.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Claudio's is like, yes, your father will be blood for
our God and you will be his vessel, or you
will birth his vessel. Yes, isn't that great? And then
we will leave Silent Hill and take over the world.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
You should be an actor. You delivered those lines very well.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
Be good. I'm pretty good. And as soon as Claudia
touches the seal, she turns into CD Centabite. Yes, and
everyone's shocked by this. Explain I don't understand what's happening.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
The scene is also just happening very fast.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Yes, the seal will turn people into like the monsters
that they Yeah, they're true selves. Okay, apparently the cult
does not understand this.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Okay, so wait, I thought it was like, we're all right,
so she is a demon pretending to be a human.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Well, her true self is that she's just an awful person. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
Think of it as like the whole point of Silent Hills,
Like you get trapped Silent Hill because you're your guilt.
So these people are just really horrible people, okay, and
that seal will just kind of transform.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Showing that they're truly monsters.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
And they don't know this.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
Well, they're colts, work to keep believing that the God
is going to let them rule the world.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Okay, have you ever been in a cult, Tony, I haven't. Sorry,
then you would never understand. I'll try one day, I'll join. Yeah,
it's called what goes on you don't want to know about,
like Separate Monica. You also don't realize you're in a cult.

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That's like the whole thing, like you're.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Was that ke and Peele skit or no, not Keen
Peele did do a cult skit? No, the Whities kids
you know where they're in the cult, and you like
you find out they were in the whole skit that
like it started off as like a like a softball
league somehow turn into a colt over time, Like we
don't even play softball anymore?

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
Why are we here?

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Yeah? I guess I was just confused. I'm like, wait,
So I thought maybe it was just like she was
a demon the whole time. The cult didn't know And no,
I think.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
They didn't think that was going to affect them.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Oh but okay, Actually in the nurse scene, there's an
X ray for the CD Lady centabite Head. Yeah, and
we see it in the dream. So was Claudia turning
into this thing before?

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
Or That's what I'm very confused about because I was like,
I feel like they should have all been their own
special versions of demons, but like that's how they all
turn out.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Apparently maybe she was doing it before and now the
seal is just revealing that that's who she was whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
I guess so, and then very confusing.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
Yeah, they don't make that part clear.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
You know what would help this scene a big dumb
Mortal Kombat fight between Pyramidhead and Lady CD Santa.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Yeah, you know, it's really fun to watch somebody who's
and lunky against somebody who's super agile. Makes for great choreography,
you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
Sometimes it does Freddy versus Jason. It works, it can work,
But you're right, Pyramidhead's just a little too slow where
you're just like, that's cheating. I mean, it's like it's
like fighting a sloth. You're gonna wine. It can't defend itself.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Not only is the fight.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
So boring, really bad, but no, Pyramidhead is not so
fast fighter, Like that's not a character for fighting.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
It kind of makes him look like a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
He really does. Also, he seems a lot smaller in
this one.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Yeah, he seems a little a little emaciated. Yeah, and
I think it's the same actor. And now, like when
I think about him in the Games, I can't remember
if he's bulkier or not.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
No, I looked up the Games. I think he is
like a normal human size in the Games.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
The Heads, really, I don't remember him being like a
hulk or something like the first movie.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
He's definitely like way bigger.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
But yeah, this place is weird.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Yeah, this fight seems super clunky. She like digs the
I don't know if they ever show what pyramid Head's
head actually looks like. I assume it's like a human
size head. But she digs her claw into like the helmet,
and I'm looking at it and it looks like it's
supposed to be hurting him, but I'm like, his head
wouldn't be there.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
She's like a can opener's.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Like, uh, he slices her head off. Fatality, Yeah, pyramid Head.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
For someone who's so fast and nimble, letting him swing
the slow s or getting your head chopped off is embarrassing.
He just needs to get one hit in and then
he wins. He's gonna miss. But as soon as that's
how heavy hitters working against agile, the agile person needs
to hit them a couple a couple of times. A
heavy person just needs one good hit, just needs one

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good it. It's all played smash brothers.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
Obviously, he kills her, and then he's just like, my
work here is done, goodbye.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
I cannot I gotta check it. I gotta get to
my next job. Cuts him in an apron and next
to a friar. He RelA the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
From earlier who was fucking meat my Jim, I'm here, pyramidhead.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Can I see you in my office.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
Job too?

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Why were you late? I'm like sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
My boss from the other job merged with their good
self and I fought a cult lady.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
I had to kill a god. Please cut me some slash.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
The managers, like you expect me to believe that? Do
you find the manager has like leather straps and bugs
all over?

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
That final fight was just about as satisfying as the
final fight in the third D and D movie Just.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
I don't even remember the fight oh with that yeah,
that ancient god. They like kill him really easily.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Right yeah, and then they just like hold out. He like,
oh yeah, by this, by the way, I can just
use this ring to suck everyone's soul out. And then
like there's like, no real you need to have a
good fight. Yeah, you need to have a good fight,
and it just I don't really need a I don't
know why they felt I need to.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Have a fight scene in this, like an action he
fight scene.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
Yeah, that's true. I guess for for horror, you don't
need an action scene.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
Yeah, I mean you can't have one. But it's weird,
like I.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
Guess because like they're trying to be like in the game,
like you have a final boss and you have to
fight them.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Yeah, but because it translated into movies, not sword fighting
Mortal Kombat ship.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
As far as yeah, I'm just saying, like I think
that's probably the direction they were going, is like we
need to have that final boss fight.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
See, by the way, it's not even the characters fighting
the monsters.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
It's two monsters fighting.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
And I'm like, what the fuck is this?

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Unless it doesn't do anything or Heather Heather.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
Yeah, she's just like all right, that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
She's like, this is cool. Well, my parm had won,
so let's let's say we get out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Was that it because a less submerged with their pyramid
had helped her earlier, unless that was just a coincidence,
and he happened to be in that hallway for his job.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Maybe his job was cutting off far guys. I don't
think this movie is very clocked in His quota is
at least seven arms an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
So the movie ends with like, uh, Harry, who I
guess we could call him Christopher again. He's no longer
in hiding.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
Yeah, he's like, thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
A lot, mabe, that was great.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Hey, guy, I barely know.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
Who's lived with a cult and doesn't have a soci
security number or anything. I don't know how you're gonna
make it in the real world. Take care of my
daughter now.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
And yeah, this seventeen year old girl and this guy
from a cult, he just leaves. If I was a
seventeen year old girl with a guy who's ever been
in the real world, Like the fuck do I do? Now? Yeah?
What are you? How do I pay rent? I don't
have a job. Where does food come from? Like I
could do?

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
I could do one year in the foster system, I guess,
And that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
Like that, well, I did set her up, like maybe
there's a box that we don't know about.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Still leaving your seventeen year old daughter with no job
still in school with that house, like, what is she
gonna do? Like, I understand he's worried about his wife,
but and it's from like the first movie too, stop
being bad parents.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
Stop they are the worst. But yeah, he's just like, all.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
Right, go back to Silent Hill later and find your wife,
but first make sure your daughter's doing the seal. They
can come and go.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
I mean, and they also could have just stayed with
him to help him. I mean, Heather does say like, hey,
I'll help you find mom, and he's just like, no, no,
she's like that, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
But there's like fucking monsters here, and you don't have
a gun anymore. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
Also, pyramid Head protects me.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
So you don't have the power of friendship or a
block anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
But I guess it was a set up his own
sequel maybe. But he's just like, all right, I'm gonna
go look for your mom now. I promised her i'd
look for her afterwards.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Maybe we'll be back, yeah, And then heaves maybe was
sucking sealing Hill will forever see in the mirror, babe.
And they go out on the road.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
They get picked up by the truck driver who that
guy's in a bunch of TV shows he was in,
like the last season a Millennium The truck Driver. When
I saw his face and I've seen that guy a
million times, and I went to SIGMDB and I was like,
I've watched almost all these shows that he was in,
So it's like a very distracting character actor. But when
I had to look him up, apparently the truck Driver

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is from one of the Games, because he says, is
I knew you know how I knew he was from
the Games because when he's been a random truck driver
just shows up. He goes, by the way, my name
is first name, last name. I'm like, there's no reason
we need to know this person's last name. He has
to be from the Games.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
So yeah, he's Travis Grady and he's in Silent Hill Origins.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Okay, and he's so that was like one of the
newer game.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
Yeah, it's not like one of the you know, in
the first couple, but like he saves a lessa from
being burned alive, whereas in the movie the first movie
Chop Yeah, Gucci.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
Which one of the fans I think Lust pointed out.
He pointed out, he like found like the one note
from the Silent Hill game that references Gucci and they're like,
I love that they built a whole subplane of character
based off this one letter you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Find if life gives you lemons.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
So yeah, so Silent Origins I think was new at
the time. And then they drive past a prison transport
bus and I think that is another Silent Hill game
where like a prisoner crashes in Silent Hill. Maybe it's Homecoming.
I'm not sure which one.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
Yeah, I kind of forget which one, but yes, it
was supposed to be setting up for like another movie,
and it's just like this movie bombed as well, so.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
Well, now we are getting another movie. Before we get
to that guy's.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
Oh but there's a post credit scene. There's a It's
very tiny, but it's yeah, and it's literally just pyramid
Head walking down a hallway dragging his sword, and I
guess that's it. That's all it is.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
I've never known that there was a post credit sequence
on those. Yeah, granted I've only watched it three times, but.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
There is a post credit sequence.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
I will say that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
I was like, is there any importance to this? And
I can't figure it out.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
I will say the title sequence at the end it's
the mannequin Spider. It's just like a three D model
of the mannequan Spider fighting the nurses. And I'm like, okay,
that fights scene. I actually would have liked that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
The Magic and Spider just wandered in that room.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
It was like, ah, not knowing the screams attract the
nurse and they just keep pitching.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
If they could have found a way to keep that
Magic and Spider as a practical effect like how it started,
because it looked really good, then that scene could have
been awesome. But I know they're doing for the three
D because yeah, have the three D effect, because that's
been to like face and mouth comes out.

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
There is there is one thing that they didn't do
from the game to the movie. Yeah, I mean, I'm
sure there's a million other things. But apparently Claudia was
a Lessa's childhood friend. Okay, and in the game. In

(01:26:23):
the game, Heather ends up like taking this potion that
she vomits up darka Lessa. I guess it's the fetus, okay,
like as an actual fetus. She vomits a fetus.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Up and then that's normal and.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
Claudia eats it. She wants to give Birth to the Gods.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Okay, they don't do that, you know what, it would
have been hard to see in this. I will say
this one is shorter than the last one by like
a half hour, I think, but I feel so much longer.
It does feel much longer because you're not invested and
you're just wanting it to get done.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
I felt like the movie was probably about twenty five
minutes long because it was so forgettable.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Yeah. Uh so, I'm guessing you didn't like it, Dan, No.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
I thought it was terrible. What did you think, Monica?

Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
Yeah, I did not like this one. Yeah, it's not
like the first one.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
What like?

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
I like the first one so much better. Like this
one just tried too hard to I think maybe please
some people, and it just did not translate.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Well, you know, Elsa didn't really like it that much. No,
the director, I have a thing here, according to Wikipedia.
Twenty eighteen podcast interview with the Movie crypt.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
Podcast Say About Yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
Bassett spoke about her feelings toward the film. She said
it felt more like a collaboration and did not have
complete control, but since she wrote and directed it, she
emits many aspects of its failings are also hers. She
felt like she had to satisfy either the gamers or
the audience. It was impossible to do both. Shooting in

(01:27:57):
three D was a pain. I really, Yeah, this movie
does look like shit. But a lot of directors were
getting that three D stuff for us on that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
You're gonna make a movie about a game and then
you get upset about trying to please the gamers. That's
a really awful I think.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
I think what they mean by that, it's like I
have to put in all these references and do all
this stuff from that, It's like, well you can, but
make sure the story is good.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
Yeah, but then but yeah, first of all, you don't
have to, Yeah, you don't. Second, you're making a story
or a movie based off of a game. What do
you expect? Yeah, Like that is an wildly awful take.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
The first one did a decent balance of telling his
own story and working in the references for fans, but
you don't actually like a non fan can walk into
Silent Hill one and enjoy it without being like that
sad thing.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
That's yeah, I think I think it. It pushed the ball,
especially with doing like the camera angles that are the game,
the music, or just like put throwing us some not
to like monsters that would be from it as well. Yeah,
or you know, even just like the whole the rust
world thing like that. That's plenty of not to what
the game could be.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Yeah, but she says she felt obligated to claim it
was a great movie for the press. Well obviously, like.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Good luck getting hired. If like you come out and
go like buy.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
New movie sucks any shit that Look up Josh Trank
and what he did.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
Don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
There's a reason now David Ayer talks about how the
first suicide Squad was butchered, but at the time he
was like, what, No, that's what I wanted. It's great,
it's great. I please hire me more.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
Please.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
Now it's a few years removed and he's just like, yeah,
I wish they would put my real version out. So yeah,
but in the back of the mind she did not
wholeheartedly agree. She wished she had stood up for her
vision of the movie and for the fans. She regretted
trying to tie the game and the film Canons together,
as it created contradictions and reckons. She apologized to everyone

(01:29:59):
who did not like the movie, so at least we
got an apology. Yeah, it's rare people will apologize for
bad movies.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
It happens, though.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Joel Schumacher did it for Batman, and Robin the writer
of the Dragon Ball Evolution movie came out years later
and was like, my bad, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
I'm waiting for the person who did the live action
of Cowboy Bebop to apologize for that too.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
Oh god, I you know what, I don't even I
never watched the anime or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
But that great.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
I saw that. Everyone says that, but I saw the
commercials for the show, and in the back of my mind,
I'm like, I don't know much about this, but I
don't think fans are gonna like this. This looks not
very good.

Speaker 3 (01:30:38):
It was most of Netflix, Uh, live action adaptations of animes.
They're not great.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Yeah, One Piece was great, though people seem to really
like that one. I loved it. You know, it's weird,
they say, most of them. I know. I'm not disagreened.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
It was weird. Everyone wanted another crack at live action
Airbender after the n Night Shyamalan and then like it
came out and like, I don't think any of my
friends who are super and Airbender even watched it. Its
just are they doing another season? It just came and
went nothing. I don't think so why do they keep
want to make that live action? It's like it's just
not gonna work. Just keep an animated whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
Who cares a lot of anime doesn't translate very well. No, well,
I'm annoyed that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
What was it?

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
A while back?

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
Netflix was like We're gonna do Death Note and I'm like,
you guys did that and it sucked. Why what are
you doing? But like, hey, we got a great idea
death Note and like Netflix that literally I can watch
Death Note your version of Death Note right now.

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
With the awful.

Speaker 3 (01:31:34):
It doesn't exist, we never made it before. What are
you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Sprays Adam Winguard is like so back and forth the movies,
Like I love some of his movies and then sometimes
he does a fucking death Note or Blair Witch three.
You know these are fucking awful anyway, Yeah, none of
us really like this one. I'm gonna go out on
a limb, guys and say that the new movie is
not gonna reference this.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
Oh, probably hopefully not be funny.

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
If just randomly like Sean Bean's.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
Like Rose, I found you and She's like yay, my beloved.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
And then they just get like killed by Pyramid Hud
and it's like, well, the story's finished. I'm still excited
for the new one, especially since the first director is
coming back.

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
I've ever ever.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
Since we did that last episode. I actually do think
I like that movie more and more now. The original one.

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
It's not awful.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
It's not awful.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
It's not all. It's not this, it's this. Yeah, it's
just in the middle. Yeah, uh see, we'll check that out.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
The only thing that worries me about the new one
is like it's literally just green Lip because the remake
game and the new game is out and those are
only green Lip because the new Resident Evils were doing
so well and the remakes are doing so well. So
but again, I have a good feeling about the new one.
I know some people aren't hype for it. They think
the trailer worked bad. I thought it looked fine.

Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
Some aspects of the trailer aren't great looking, but maybe
he'll have time to like fit something.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
I don't know, maybe I watched the trailer like right
before or after watching this. This looks like shit, so
anything looks better, anything looks better. But yeah, that is
it from us. I'm sad.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
I'm sad.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
You guys are not gonna be here for the third one.
You have more important things to do.

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
Well, listen, if he doesn't come on time, if he's late,
we can probably squeeze it in.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
I'll be here to.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
I was gonna say, or we could just do it
from the hospital room.

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
To don't tempt me.

Speaker 1 (01:33:34):
I filmed on a boat recently, like, don't temp me
with that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
I'll be in the hospital bed and there's just come
in and be like what is good?

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
We gotta bring the set up though.

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
It's like I have to do the review of Silent three,
like oh God.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
Just like, oh, I'm not feeling so I'm like, Monica,
can you relax, we're trying to talk about the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
Just have a contracted feeling, or we do it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
Here are your water breaks And I'm like, Monica, we
haven't filled an hour and a half. Y you just
have to wait, So what did you think about pyramids?

Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
Get closer just in time, So.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
Come back for return to Silent Hill. If Monaga Dan
are there, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
Apparently my husband will just be there.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
If I can't be there, just like patch me in
through like zoom or something like that, and just.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
Where can we find you?

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
I am on Instagram a story at the end. I
have a letter box which I've not touched in a
very long time.

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
It was down today apparently I don't use it, but
I saw a bunch of people.

Speaker 3 (01:34:46):
Complaining about Monica letterboxed. I think there's only two places
really you can find me, D find you.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
And again you can't. I don't really use social media around.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
And when you find a bunch of fog, drive into
that fog, crash your car and walk and you'll find
Dan somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
But we do have to give a You have to
give a shout to Kevin, who we met at the
Rena Sounds Fair, who recognized us.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
That's right, Dan had his first fan encounter. How did
it feel.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
I love it. I feel like a celebrity, so people
have before, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
When nobody's ever come up to me without like you? There?

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
Oh yeah, I guess that is different.

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
Yeah, it looks like they like you more than Tony what.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
Yeah, No, my fans are mean to me. I shaved
and they were mean to me because I shaved. That's
why we waited until the end of this week. So
i'd have some hairback because they all get you guys
get really upset when I shaved my face and it's
always temporary. I don't know why you guys get so upset.
I did a trailer reaction for Scream seven and all
the comments are like, what is up with the clean shave?

Speaker 2 (01:35:49):
And I'm like, does anyone want to know what I
think about the movie? Well, I hope you learned your lesson, Tony.
I did it for it both times.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
I did it for a costume relax.

Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
I feel like I probably should have brought up there's
a thing going around online not too long ago with
like people thought there was gonna be a Silent Hill
McDonald's collab because there was like something McDonald's posted. So
what I'm gonna find this now?

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
Look it up? When RBS used to do like video
game ship for their social media? Did they stop doing that?

Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
Remember when Pizta used to have those like PlayStation demo
discs of games.

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
You don't get those anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
No, life will never be the same.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
We used to be a proper country down We used
to be.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
We see about sweet uh collectors glasses at fast food
chains and I know playable PlayStation demos back when when
kids don't know how good we had it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
I don't have good service.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
Well look that up. Find out if we're in a motor.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
Sorry, and uh that's it from us. Goodbye everyone, goodbye,
good way bye. So you're not on your phone, that's
an awkward final bye.

Speaker 3 (01:37:06):
You should he give me like two more seconds?

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
Never mind not by we found it what.

Speaker 3 (01:37:12):
Silent Hill McDonald's collaboration is a viral marketing campaign created
by McDonald's to generate buzz around the release of the
new Silent Hill f video game. The campaign features social
media posts with eerie Silent Hill theme images, texts like
a fog covered McDonald's, and is designed to tap into
the gaming community, but no official partnership was ever confirmed.

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
Oh they secretly did it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
That's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:37:35):
Yeah, they just kind of did it for fun. I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
I mean, you can't copyright fog. So I get it,
I get it, I get it. All right, Well we
figured that out. We figured out the mystery. Goodbye goodbye
for real again.

Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
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