November 2025 Wrap-Up - Hack The Movies LIVE! (#439) - Hack The Movies

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello everyone, and welcome to the November twenty twenty five
Live wrap Up. I'm excited to hang out with all
of you tonight and talk about some new releases. Joining
us as always as our boy official Joey C.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
What are you? Oh? Oh sorry?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
I was just catching up on my lore of the
two thousand and three PS two Classic Starski and Hutch, Tony,
what's happening? We're here with the November wrap up. Good,
I'm all studied up and ready to go. I'm ready
to talk about Starr.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
You were just reading an instruction manual for Startsky and
Hutch the video game.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, well this is a movie wrap up.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
And joining us is Gil. Hello Gil for one day.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Hello, Tony and Joey. Seeing you read something obscure and
I guess kind of irrelevant for tonight reminded me I
never got back to you on your text a couple
weeks ago about this. Is it too late for that?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I'm good. No, I'm glad you're telling me live on
the air. Appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
That's very good.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I also forgot about that. I know exactly what you're
talking about. But guys, we got good news. Crystal is
sick it won't be joining us tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
You gotta unmute your mic. Your mic was muted first.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
We're all muted. You couldn't even hear me say yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Those clips they're supposed to unmute you once they start
stopped playing.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
But I guess that was karma coming back at you fast.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
You know what, Gil for that? You're gone?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
That's absolutely incredible. Yep, just unmute your mic.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
There you go, there's a really logged.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
That's karma coming back at you fast again.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Gilbermute it for a while. Wait, why does Joey c
not get muted?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
I was quick with it. I just a quick, quick
un mute man.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Come on, after three years of doing this, he can
find the unmute button. It doesn't take him thirty seconds.
How do I work this thing?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:18):
What streamyard class?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Anyway, let's get through the preamble here because Gil's very
popular and has to do his show afterwards.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Hey, on my show last night, some guy came in
all caps where so November wrap up? Of course I
banned him immediately.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
What is the what are you? What are you doing tonight?
What have you been doing lately?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Let the chat know because I don't I think you
started after the last wrap.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Up Pluribus, So Better Call Saw was like the thing
that started my internet career doing a podcast about that show.
So of course Vince Gilligan back with a new show,
getting back to his side I fire Roots. We had
to talk about it. So we're doing two episodes a week,
basically Thursday nights or when the new episodes drop on
Apple TV. I don't know why they gate keep the

(03:10):
real release date apple TV. It says it comes out Fridays,
which really means it comes out nine pm Eastern on Thursdays.
So right after the episode we go live and then
a few days later we do another live stream where
we recap the episode all the way through.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh nice, so you're doing that tonight, that's right.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, so I gotta drop at ninth to watch the
new episode.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Cool cool, cool.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, let's talk about some things that happened. Monster Mania
happened this month or last month. There's me with Shrek.
That's monster. I guess it was a really really great time.
As you can see, an entire group of people were
the twenty twenty one suicide squad.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I don't know if you saw the short I posted,
but we saw like two or three and then suddenly
all the rest came in and then this impromptu picture happened.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
It was very very shit. It was a very very
fun convention.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
We ran into the test givenish there Joe Let's Goola
stop by and.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
We had a really great time.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
And I want to thank whoever got me sick and
made me miss Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
That was awesome.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I really enjoyed sitting in bed all day by myself
on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
That was really cool.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Sad, that's said Tony.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Anyway, last night I got to see five Nights of
Freddy's Too Early.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, I got invited to it early.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
And I'm also going to see that Sidney Sweeney movie
Early too Soon.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
The Handmaid.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
So what I'm telling you guys is that five Nights
of Freddy's Too and The Handmaid will be or is
that what that movie is called, or the Housemaid, whatever
your name movie is, will be on the end of
your wrap up for December. So this is your early
wark nice.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
We got a long list.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
People were asking if five nights of Freddy's two will
be its own episode, and I went back looked at
the views for five Nights of Freddy's one, and I went,
that's a wrap up episode. I went, absolutely because we
got to make money. Guys, because the YouTube algorithm is

(05:16):
terrible and payouts have been terrible, and ad revenue has
been terrible. We've all been feeling it, which means you,
guys can help. I'm becoming Patreon supporters.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Everyone loves Patreon. Joey sees on my Patreon all the time.
The only thing he watches apparently that in Grand Theft
auto walking videos.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Hey, they're doing pretty well.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Uh yeah, please consider uh signing up for Patreon. We
have a lot of great stuff over there. Even if
you sign up for free. Get the public feed with
links to the video versions. Just in case anything word
to happen to YouTube. Me and Joey C have already
felt YouTube's wrath once before. There will be some backup

(06:05):
catalog for you there, So yes, check that out.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
And right now.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
They offered a thing where you can gift a membership
to someone. So say you have a friend or relative
who really loves Hack the Movies, but they can't afford
the two dollars.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's actually less if you do it annually.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
A month to sign up for Hack the movies. But
you're like a rich like highballer and whatnot. You can
now gift memberships the people. It's the ultimate Christmas gift.
I hear, guys, right.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Gil gifted me and I gifted Gil. It was great.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
It's perfect. If you're feeling squeeze this Christmas, then your
kids come downstairs and under the Christmas tree. I guess
it's a laptop with a signed in to hack the movies.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
No, no, no, no, read what's on the laptop.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Laptop.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Well, if you want physical gifts, you can also go
to the hack the movie section on the retrowaar site.
Get yourself some merch and yeah, if you want to
send a heartfelt message to someone for the holidays, you
could record it yourself or write a letter. Or you
can hire me on Cameo to be an asshole and
I will wish you. I got hired recently to give

(07:20):
wedding advice. I give relationship advice to a couple on
their wedding day. Now, you guys in the audience weren't
here for the pre show chat Gil and Joey See
probably think that was a horrible idea. Why would anyone
pay for that I pointed that out in the cameo.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Look, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Why your friend hired me for this, but apparently they
were very appreciative of my advice, which was just me
quoting Tommy Waiso from the room. So that is all
the fun stuff you can do. I think we should
get into reviews. But I'm having trouble remembering the name
of the game. Does anyone know the name of the game?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Space?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
I think I got this, Tony. I think I can
remember now. Folks, if you want, oh, I'm sorry, the
name of the game. If you want me or the
crew to whisper sweet, nothing's to you. Send a super chat, folks,
and we'll do it within reason. Folks that the YouTube
gods have come down on me and Tony a couple

(08:26):
of times, and I gotta tell you. Let me tell
you if you will, we don't ever want that to
happen again. I'll tell you that I called Tony at
nine am. I was very scared. I was shaking. So
just send a super chat and it'll solve all your problems.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Joey s You're not the only one who's called me
in the morning with life shattering news.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
I see one of them left a super chattel already. Hello.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
So many people coming to Tony for advice.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
In the morning too.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
It was it was funny that I get these calls
in the morning, Jill. If you ever call me at
like eight or nine in the morning, I'm gonna be horrified,
Like what's wrong? What's I now know if I get
to call at eight or high in the morning, something
bad has happened.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Dude. I was up before noon, I was sweating, so
there was a good reason for it.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Well, both times I've had a channel deleted, I was
in the middle of a workout.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
So now I'm like terrified. A Friday.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
A Friday workout now terrifies me because I'm just like
looking at my phone. I get like at YouTube com
and I'm like, is that a comment?

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Why are you so sweaty before you've even started working out?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
The fact that twice on a Friday at the gym,
now I'm just scarred.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
For Like, that's that's fair. I think we need an
updated flex from you. Give give it to us. Maybe.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Oh that's I'm wearing like a big heavy.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Oh that's sad. Good money. You worked out today? Huh
you worked out today?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Well, I didn't do the gym. I was working in
the yard.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
I was like, Oh, that's that counts. If you want
to see more folks, you can go to OnlyFans the
movies and you go watch Tony do yard work shirtless.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
I don't I should do that. Well, no, I'd be
stupid to do it.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Reason anyway, Good Boy shutter original Good Boy starring Indie
as if that's a celebrity that we're all supposed to know,
So it should be a dog that has now been nominated,
not for like one of the Good Award shows. He
got nominated for some award and all I could think

(10:27):
about is being some sorry fucking actor who loses to
a dog.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
I was up for. I don't know, a statur Award
or whatever. Whould you lose to?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
I lost do a fucking dog doesn't even know what
a movie? Yes, this is the latest movie about a
dog called good Boy. I think there's several. When I
was doing a Google image search, other movies were coming up.
This is a horror movie about a dog who goes
out to the woods with his owner who's suffering a

(10:57):
chronic lung disease. I don't think they ever say which one,
but he's gone to his grandfather's cabin or whatever in
the middle of the woods. He's kind of secluded, and
the dog doesn't really know what's going on, because again
it's a dog. He knows the owner is very different.
And while there they encounter a supernatural presence, which is

(11:21):
it's implied that this presence also came for the guy's grandfather,
who went insane and was filming himself all the time,
played by Larry Fazenden, who was in a bunch of
horror stuff.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
He was involved in the Until Dawn games.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
You see his face more than anyone else in this
movie because they do this fun thing where they just
don't really show a lot of the adult's face because
it's all kind of from the dog's point of view.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
And dogs can't look up. So of course we all.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Learned, we all learned from showing to dead that dogs
can't look up.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
But yeah, so the.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Whole movie is this dog trying to protect his owner
from this supernatural force and try to understand what's going
on with his owner, And yeah, it stars Indy the Dog. Uh.
I actually dug this one. It was short and sweet.
I got it, like I think I understood what this
movie was really about.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Gil, I'm sure you'll explain.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Uh, But the the whole supernatural entity I kind of
had an issue with because I'm like, all right, well,
if it is a real supernatural entity, which I think
it is because it happened to the Grandfather and stuff like.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
What are the rules of it and what is.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
It trying to do? That really confused me. But I
enjoyed the scares. I enjoyed the h the acting from
the dog, and I enjoy like the whole message that
it was saying at the end.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
But Joey C, how did you feel about this one?

Speaker 3 (12:41):
I think this is probably by far the standout movie
for this month for me. Really, I genuinely can't wait
to watch it again. I'm not a dog person. I
have cats, So dog scare me.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Butted that scar?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Why a.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Great tensions, great scares. I was genuinely afraid for the
dog a lot during this movie, which I've only ever
felt during the second Quiet Place sequel or was that
the third one or the second one? I can't even remember.
I don't even know, but they had those scenes with
the cat in it.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
That was the day one Day one.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, that's what it was, and I'd never thought i'd
feel that again in a movie. I felt it in
this movie a lot and The mud Man, if you will,
very terrifying. I love the idea of like that being
a commentary of like one, how loyal animals are. And
two dogs can like smell or notice sicknesses in.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Their owners, which I think is bullshit.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
But yeah, that's fair. I'm not a dog, so I
couldn't tell you.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
What stuff like dogs are able to sense stuff for.
Even some stuff we know about animals like gorilla's doing
sign language. Turns out that's bullshit. Dolphins being smart it's
kind of bullshit. And dog sensing things I think is bullshit,
but keep growing.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
No, it's I have a couple of myself.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
But I got that out there.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, yeah, I can. I'm a scientist. I understand this stuff.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
You know.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
The behind the scenes of this movie, to me is
what makes it so fucking fascinating. So I fucking love
this movie, and I'm waiting for Gil to tell me
what was really about because I'm I don't really understand movies.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Then, So, Gil, what did you think of this film?

Speaker 4 (14:30):
I think I agree with most of what you guys said.
I think it's very enjoyable from a look at him standpoint,
especially if you are a dog person, which I am,
and just technically impressive, like you said, Joey, all the
behind the scenes stuff, the fact that they were able
to stitch together a coherent performance, and it took a
lot of patience. They filmed it over the course of

(14:50):
I think three years, filming like an hour a day
with Indy.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Well, because they only yeah, they only had one dog.
Usually you would have multiple dogs, right for one role.
But yeah, one dog. That sounds like a fucking nightmare.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Yeah, but I think there's one funny story they told
where he got so used to it that the same
way when a dog sees a leash, they know it's
time to go outside. If Indy saw the camera, he
knew it was time to do something. Of course, he
doesn't think of it in terms of I'm performing now,
but time for me to look at something like I'm scared.
So if they were shooting a scene without him, they

(15:24):
needed to make sure he's out of the room and
doesn't see the camera. I will say probably around the
forty five minute mark, I started to get a little
tired of it. It started to feel a little repetitive,
like he's staring at a scary thing again. But also
around that point they sort of escalate from him just
observing and investigating to actually putting some obstacles in his path.

(15:47):
So for the last like twenty minutes, you see some
light problem solving. It doesn't go so far where you're like,
a dog couldn't do that. Yeah, it kind of does
a good job straddling the line. The one thing I'd say, though,
is I see a lot of people actually, Joey, you
were just saying you felt very tense watching it, and
maybe it's just because this was toward the end of
my October where I watched thirty one horror movies. Yeah,

(16:10):
I was like, I didn't feel any tension. I think
part of it is because I never worried for the dog.
I was like, they're not going to kill the dog.
It's more about him trying to save the owner. And
I just did not care for the owner. He's sick
from the first frame, so he's very irritable throughout the movie,
and you know why he's irritable, and it makes sense
that he is. He's not himself, but we never really

(16:31):
saw himself and I feel like it would have helped
to have a little bit of the good times. What
was he like before that illness took hold. I want
to see that he really loves Indy because we love
indie watching, and he's kind of just annoyed by him.
He's like, he won't leave me alone. So I just
didn't connect with the owner at all, which I guess
to your point, Joey, that cut that almost helps the point,

(16:52):
which is that's how loyal dogs are. They don't care
if you're not yourself. But I would have liked to
have seen some of that. But overall he can't really
come playing too much. It's like seventy three minutes long. Yeah,
so worth a watch.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
And like, like, I like the whole theme is like
he's trying to protect his owner, but there are things
that you just can't protect people from, like death, Like
this is something like no matter how loyal you are,
Well that's the thing. So I get, like the whole
messagere like, no matter how loyal you are and everything,
there's just some things that you're not gonna be able
to do. And like you see the previous dog with

(17:23):
his grandpa, you see the skeleton where like that dog
was like overly loyal and died and like you see
the owner being like you can't like help me with this,
and the dog has to decide if it's gonna stay
or move on. So I get that, But also it
was like a real spooky ghost that I didn't understand
what the coast demon was and why it was doing that,
and why it was only doing in this house, So

(17:44):
why no one ever investigated it?

Speaker 4 (17:46):
That was the other thing that could of turned me
against the owner. He's like every dog that's ever lived
here is run away. Everyone in my family dies. There's
a graveyard. Everyone dies young. Has no one been like Okay,
if you don't believe in the Supernata, at least check
for like a carbon monoxide leak or some kind of
a poison fungus in your house.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Or I don't know, go into the cellar and notice
there's a big carved tunnel leading to a lack ebitst
Like what the fuck was that? Like, so like at
the theme and everything, like I get it. I get
like the message like you have to let go of stuff,
and like especially when someone's dying and like chronically ill
and like like there when there's just like no hope
for them. You just have to like let them go gracefully.

(18:27):
But like the what the actual demon was trying to
do with the movie, I didn't understand because it looked
like he didn't like the dog, but it had so
many opportunities to kill the dog, and it just looked
like it was just fucking with the dog for fun.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
So that I was a little hung up on, but
I enjoyed the movie overall. I had a really good
time with this Lea. He said, short, short and sweet
has good scares. If you have a girlfriend who loves dogs,
put it on for her, she'll love it.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Let her know. The dog doesn't die, it'll be fine.
A what huh?

Speaker 7 (19:00):
What?

Speaker 3 (19:02):
No? If I have a what a girl? Oh, I'm sorry,
I'm familiar with that.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Okay, Joey, we used to have those. There were times
where we had those. We haven't ad them in a while.
That is the thing that Joey, I'm learning that that
is the thing that some guys have that that's like
a thing.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Oh, I'm shocked too. I'm shocked too.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
We'll talk about we can talk after this. I'll give
you guys some pointers. O.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Uh is gonna watch this big.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
What do you mean it wasn't me.

Speaker 6 (19:40):
It was a joke.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
I told you not to say that.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Next up, pat Fan.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah, look, we we reviewed uh Mary Little Batman at
the end of twenty twenty three, and I think we
all enjoyed it. What it was fun cutesy little movie
for kids about Batman and his son, Little Batman, and
that was like a fun one off Christmas thing.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
And then I saw, like a few months.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Ago, they're like, now it's gonna be a TV show
and I went, what why? I don't understand. But I
am on a mission right now to find Batman things
my nieces will like. And I've showed them a lot
of Batman and we've narrowed it down to three. For
actually four the Batman begins video game cut scene where
the Scarecrow gets his mask taken off because they watch

(20:33):
me record gameplay for that, and then that's all they
wanted to talk about was Batman taking the Scarecrow's mask off.
But three other things they like Tim Burton's Batman Batman
Dead End where he fights the alien and predator, that
fan film, and just the one episode.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Of Batman the animated series where he fights a Werewolf. Huh.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Those are the three Batman things they've laser focused on.
I've showed them more, but those are like the three
things they like. So I put this on for them, like, Okay,
gear toward kids, but fun enough for adults. Maybe they'll
like it. They did it like it. I also wasn't
really into it. I don't know why Volcana is a

(21:15):
character in this other than it's a joke character that
no one cares about.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
I just described every character on the show.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Well Manbat's awesome, fuck you.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
But it was weird because it's did we miss something
because she was an adult but then she fell in
a Lazarus pit and became young. But I'm like, was
that in the Merry Little Batman movie? I don't think
that was that.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
I'm think it was either and I had to like.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Google, I'm like, did I miss like another special invation.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
There's definitely not enough people talking about this show for
you to have found it any useful.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Results over Yeah, but I thought maybe I they did
like a second movie and I missed out on it
because I'm like, this pilot of the show makes it
seem like we've always known this character, and I'm like, no,
they're new and I didn't even catch your name at first.
It's like, okay enough, I guess, but it just didn't

(22:09):
work as a show for me. Except I did like
Rosswell Gouls at Ghost Grandpa. That was kind of fun,
But yeah, I only got one episode in it. Maybe
it gets better, but I was watching with what I
thought was the target audience, and they just wanted to
watch Batman fight the alien and Predator again.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Joey C. How did you feel about Batman?

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah, I didn't watch the whole series per se, but
the animation style is decent. I guess it kind of
gives like Nickelodeon, like six AM cartoon vibes. I suppose,
you know, one big happy family. It's a nice little
like brain off show. You if I just need some
background noise, this was like perfect for that, you know,

(22:50):
a wide variety of villains, Clayface, mad Hatter, he was.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
In there in the first one.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
And and like Batman and and Young Batman working together
as like just a really funny idea. To me, It's
just so on a left field for me. I'm not
super into the Batman lore, but I don't know if
this will even make sense. But I feel like the
animation style fits the vibe of the show perfectly, and
it seems to have a lot of heart into it.

(23:18):
I haven't watched the whole series to find out, and
I'm not sure if I will. To be honest with you,
it's I'm not the target audience. I'm not afraid to
admit that.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
No, Gil, how'd you feel about Batfan?

Speaker 4 (23:32):
I think the target audience is not just it's like
very young kids with three year olds. Actually, what I
wrote here is I would not recommend for anyone above
three or older. I think if you're under three and
just moving images and sounds is entertaining, I feel like
you're gonna love this show. If you're over three, it's

(23:55):
you're not gonna laugh really, but it won't be super irritating,
Like there are cards tunes that are super hyperkinetic and
just loud, so if you need something to watch with
your kids. I think I said the same thing about
Mary Little Batman, Yeah, like this will be okay. Though
I think the movie had some stuff in there that
as an adult you'll also actively enjoy, like some riffing
on the Batman lore. Whereas here I feel like, of

(24:17):
course they're taking stuff from Batman, but it's so disconnected
from what you know very it could just as easily
have nothing to do with Batman, and it could basically
be the same show. I feel like the art style.
I don't mind the exaggerated look of the characters. I
don't love the kind of single like the backgrounds are
always a single color with just like outlines, so you

(24:40):
just feel like I'm in the pink room, now, the
green room, the red room, and then the characters are
sort of floating in front of it. So I didn't
mind the look at the characters, but I don't love
the animation overall. But also I just I don't think
anybody watching this stream is like it's Batman for me.
But I guess there might be people with young children.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
And they I want to know, Yeah, you have parents
in the audience.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
That's fair. So I think this is one of those
where I'll say, it's not the kind where it's got
stuff for you. Your kids might enjoy it, but it's
not going to annoy you. You can tolerate it.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Well. You know, I'm a man who examines bathrooms, and
I'm noticing urinal in the living.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Next to the painting in the living room or whatever
that is.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
You know that is that is the cause for some
questions that I may have, so I may have to
finish this.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
I don't know if I that was in the first episode,
but maybe it's explained in the narrative of the show
I did.

Speaker 8 (25:34):
I had.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
I pitched you this video Joey over a text in
October because I think it was Friday the thirteenth, Part two.
You see Jason vorhe's bathroom because he's been surviving like
in this cabin, and I cut a joke from the video.
I almost included it where I was like, Joey should
do a video on like serial killer bathrooms because I
found myself fascinated in that scene.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
A good thing, babe.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
The good thing about that is I think the Friday
the thirteenth video game, you're when you're playing as Jason,
you start off in that shack, and I think they
have the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
There, so it fits, it fits your channel.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
It's been a while since I played it.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Actually, there are a lot of bathrooms in Friday the
thirteenth the game, and you could do a single player
and just check them out the game. The game's been
dead for a few years.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
But good Friday the thirteenth episode.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
If you do that video, Joey, I want to get
added as a collaborator. Just to confuse my audience.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
When is the next When is the next Friday the thirteenth?

Speaker 3 (26:33):
I need to know immediately, Joey.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
I will fire up that game and just got in January.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
I will move February.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
February, February, Joey.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
The thirteenth.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Bathrooms.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
We're doing this because, yeah, every house has a bathroom.
I think there's like multiple each different camp has like
showers and like whatnot.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, it would be really funny turn out at Crystal Lake.
I'm we were able to help you. This is how
it happens, guys. This is how the magic happens.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
This is what it's like in my brain.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Bathroom.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Uh but yeah, batfan, it's so interesting that we talked
about the video game bathrooms instead. That's the fucking show
of the year as far as I'm concerned. The Chair
Company starring Tim Robinson, who's just having a killer year.

Speaker 7 (27:38):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Friendship came out earlier this year. Have either of you
guys watched Friendship?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
No?

Speaker 4 (27:44):
No, I loved Friendship, one of my favorite movies in years.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
I I can't wait to watch it again. It's a
very uncomfortable movie.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Uh but yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
So he has a new show out called The Chair Company.
I missed it when it was first airing, but I
really wanted to put it on the November wrap up
because it ended in November. So I was like, I
don't know how the time to watch all the episodes,
but let me at least start it because I heard
it got I already got picked up for a season
two before it finished airing, and I just laser focused

(28:15):
onto the show. I bingched it all in a couple days.
It tells the story of I forget his name, Tim
Robinson's character. He's got a loving family wife played by
Lake Bell, who I really like Lake Bell.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
He's in charge of setting up a mall.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
He's building like a new mall, and he has to
do a presentation for his company and during it, he
sits on a chair that breaks, and he gets horribly
embarrassed and he wants to take it out on whoever
built the chair. So he's trying to find out who
the Chair Company is to complain to, and it keeps

(28:53):
redirecting him to other things and misleading him and he
realizes that there's this weird wed of things keeping him
from finding out who's in charge of the Chair Company,
and then he gets attacked by a guy for looking
into the Chair Company. And as the show goes on,
it's just him pulling all these threads to figure out

(29:16):
what the deal is behind the Chair Company and running
into the craziest characters ever, just the most insane people ever,
including this guy who I fucking loved at the shirt shop,
and it just takes you down a weird rabbit hole.
I fucking love this show, Joey C. What did you

(29:38):
think of the Chair Company?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Very big Lebowski esque. Now, Tony, remember before the stream
when you said, and I said to you that I
watched everything I I didn't watch this.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
This is yours.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
So you're a liar.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
I lied to you unintentionally. But now I'm gonna let
Gil tell you what you know?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
What you know, Josey, we were talking about this new
Italian stereotype I heard about Loft Camera. Wasn't familiar with
that one. Italian's lying very familiar with. I was so
thank you for reinforcing that stereotype that.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
We're all liars.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Thank Gil, Why don't you pickill?

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Can I Can I get moved up to the middle row.
I feel like I've earned.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
It, obviously, obviously, all right, let's think of the chair Company.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
I did not see this show. I've seen the first
episode and I am hooked and I do plan to
watch the rest of it. Tim Robinson is hilarious. My
introduction to him was Friendship, and since then I've watched
what's the show he does? The sketch show I think
you should leave. Yeah, I've watched a bunch of that,

(30:57):
And if he's just so funny, I just have to
give him something to riff on. And here it's sort
of a spoof on conspiracy, you know, investigating conspiracy type thing.
And I was just trying to reflect on what exactly
is it about Tim Robinson that makes him so funny,
because I feel like the humor in this is very
similar to his brand of humor in general, and I

(31:17):
feel like it's like twofold. Part of it is similar
to Larry David and Curb Your Enthusiasm, where oftentimes it
comes from a real place, like that is a thing
people are frustrated by, where that's a thing that makes
people anxious. But Larry David will really exaggerate it and
sort of overstep social boundaries. Tim Robinson is also doing
that in a very different way, in a very absurd way.

(31:39):
Like a great example in episode one, how many times
have you done something embarrassing and then you walk away
and you're like idiots stupid? Like you mutter to yourself
a little bit. Yeah, So he'll do that, but he'll
get under his desk and start like kicking it because
he just needs to be alone and isolated for a lot.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
And someone will come in to ask you where he is.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
In a little hole. It's so fun and it's but
the other part of it too is that he's acting
insane and absurd, but I believe it like he does
it so earnestly, where it doesn't feel like Will Ferrell
is funny in his own way, but in his comedies
he's usually acting really wacky and it feels like it's
part of this absurd comedy world. But I feel like

(32:19):
Tim Robinson often he's in the real world and acting
insane in a way that feels like organic to his character,
and he's so funny. I feel like, honestly, the only
places where at least the first episode where hit or
miss for me are when some of the supporting characters
try and do the same, like when they're no longer
the straight man to Tim Robinson, for example, the one

(32:40):
guy who didn't get the promotion, the older guy, and
he's like, oh, I realized life can be fun, so
I decided to start blowing bubbles, or the one guy
where he's like, are you trying to tell me I
can't have my wheelbarrow? It's an indoor wheel barrow. Now,
I will say in both cases, at first I kind
of rolled my eyes, but then the joke came back
later in the episode and I thought it was really funny.

(33:01):
So it ended up it was setting something up. So
even when the show is hit or miss, Tim Robinson
for me, has hit all the time supporting characters were
hit or miss, so you're averaging like ninety percent. So
it was hilarious. And from the way you described it,
you talked about a lot of insane characters as the
season goes on, makes it sound like maybe I'm going

(33:21):
to enjoy the supporting characters more in future episodes.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
So I'm excited to see that, Yes, he's constantly running
into new psychopaths. And then characters who start off kind
of normal get weirder as it goes on. I was
kind of explaining, like, because there's this whole mystery with
the Chair Company, and we were talking about like Twin
Peaks before the show. Like Twin Peaks, the idea was
to never actually solve Laura Palmer's murder. They were forced

(33:46):
to do it, but it was just kind of like
an excuse for Dale to be in this town and
meet all these weird characters and have these different adventures.
And I'm kind of hoping this does it where we
never really figure out what the reason behind us a
lot of this stuff is, and it just keeps going
and gets more elaborate, and it's just an excuse to
meet more psychopaths.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
But yeah, I am all in on this.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
I really really like so also some genuinely scary moments
in it. I don't know if you got to the
episode where he's in the house and he gets a
text and it's a picture.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Of him in his own living room. Did you see
that one?

Speaker 4 (34:25):
I've only done it first.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
That one's good, and it leans up to a funny thing,
but it starts off as a horror thing and it's
actually pretty fucking scary. There's another one where he's like
he checks his ring camera, there's just a guy in
a chase a mass like in his yard, and then
it doesn't get brought up again for a really long time. Uh.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
But yeah, I was gonna say, I'm like invested in
the mystery. Yeah, I really want to know where it's going.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
They actually it feels like they're wrapping up the mystery
and they kind of solved it, but in the last
episode they throw ten thousand curve balls and it leads
into different mysteries and you're.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Like, wait, what the fuck.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
I need to rewatch it out because they mentioned I
don't want to say what it is when they mentioned
something at the end, and now I want to go
back and watch it again to see if I picked
up on it happening in the show and I just
wasn't aware of it. But yeah, it is a very
layered comedy, and sim Robinson is great at either the
straight man or the wacky guy. He's always been great
at that, and in the show, you're right when he's

(35:27):
the straight man when he has to be, and he's
the wacky guy when he needs to be and it
goes back and forth depending on who he's in a
scene with. But yeah, plenty of mysteries, plenty of laughs.
Probably the best show I watched all year, and I'm
praising it so much. And Joey C couldn't be bothered
to watch one episode of it.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
I didn't have it written down. I must have missed it.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Joey, did you watch Keeper or The I Love La
or The Running Man? Did you watch any of those?
You sure I'm not going to get.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
To The Running Man and you're gonna be like Arnold, Wait,
who's Glenn Plle, It's not gonna be that.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
No, I'd watch those. I just must have missed it.
My glasses must have fogged up or something.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
The Running Man, that's where they have to walk until
they die, and then.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
It's yeah, yeah, Camel's in it with the gun. That's
the long walk.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Oh right right?

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Oh wait, I thought of a joke I want to say,
an ounce too late. I want to make a.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Movie like Good Boy called Bad Girl, and it's a
cat that is aware that their owner is dying and
that a demon's haunting them, but it just couldn't be
bothered to help them massively watches and only gets involved
when they're uh inconvenienced. By the way, guys, did you
guys see space Cat's impromptu haircut? Did you guys see

(36:43):
that today? Yep, I'll show that later. I'll show that later.
They massacred, they massacred her.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
I mean it's that they weren't supposed to share. It's
a whole thing.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Uh, space Cat has half a haircut right now. She
looks she looks like a fucking weed whacker hitter. It's terrible.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
Well, maybe this is the time to make that movie.

Speaker 9 (37:10):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
But yes, if Joey could do that whole music video
a few months ago, you should drop that. You should
have like a ten minute short film and drop it
in the middle of the live stream. Maybe, though, if
it was riffing off a bigger movie, good Boy at
least my good Boy content.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Really but instead of instead of a chronic like uh uh.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
A severe illness, I just have like a cold and
that's like the whole thing and.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Then it ends after me. But anyway, sorry, we got
off the topic here.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Chair Company. Great check it out on HBO Max. Season
one is done. It will be getting a second season.
I think you guys are really really gonna like it.

Speaker 9 (37:47):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Also, the girl from It is in it, the Redhead girl?
Where is she?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
And you guys are probably wondering why I didn't do it?
Welcome to Darry. I'm reading the IT audio, reading the
IT audio, looking to the audio book because I don't
have time. I have the book, but I don't have
time to sit and read it. And I will be
doing with Logan what is the best modern it? So
we're gonna do the two movies and the show. So

(38:12):
that's why I wasn't on the list.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Also, I already did Predator bad Lands of Frankenstein if
you missed those reviews that went out this month, if
you're wondering why they're not on the list.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
But yeah, we're at the mid show break, Gil, I
know you gotta go.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Yeah, I can do another like ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
All right, let's do some super chats together. Yeah, alrighty.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
This is from Emoji Matt eighty seven for one nine nine.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
My spirit animal Tony has returned. That's right, I'm your
spirit now.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Oh tag me in your YouTube rapped or your Spotify
rapped or Amazon rapped. Apparently I was like the top
podcast for a lot of people. There was one guy
who watched a thousand of my videos. I'm I'm assuming
that includes YouTube shorts, a thousand of my videos, and
he's in the top like point two percent of Like

(39:05):
oh awesome, uh so yeah, send me those.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Someone tagged me one of my podcasts. But I'm like,
the image looks all weird and stretched, and I'm like,
did you photo shop this to make me feel good?
Because I haven't posted a new episode on that podcast
in three years? Why is it number two?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Definitely it.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Do any of you guys file follow Ryan Long?

Speaker 4 (39:27):
I don't follow him, but I see some of his stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Hold On, he had the he did a fake Spotify wrap.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
It was pretty good. Hold On, let me let me
show that Shares Green Shares.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Green, my top podcast, Wrestling with Gay Demons and Finding
the Lord, putting down the take for Worried About Whole
Podgust Exit Only Podgust Club Random with Bill Maher It's
a glitch to Spotify wrap for what but I've never heard?

(40:02):
And then at the body he does his torty. I
just saw the last one fucking Club random of gilbar
all right from the clip of Verse Riley for two dollars.
The Chair Company is better than friendship, and thank you
for plurbous content.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Gil plurbous pluribus.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Pluribus sorry sorry e plurybus.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Yeah, pluribis Yeah. That's why I'm leaving in like ten minutes.
And that is a great show. I also Chair Company
is great.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yes, uh Judah Bis who's been a member for twenty months.
I need to know when Tony will be in Michigan. Uh,
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (40:42):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
I do want to try to go to one of
the astronomicons I did see, like today, after I don't
know what fifteen years they finally erected the Robocops statue.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
I find me up in Detroit, so.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
I might be making a pilgrimage to see the Robocops
statue and uh oh, here we go, guys, Piko jet
Black for ten dollars panel. What are your thoughts on
the rumor that Tony will become the Italian pit Bull
by shaving his head, wear white suit to show off

(41:14):
his girth and go by his new nickname mister world
Wide Load with two d's.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Oh, Tony glad I stuck around for this.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
You have OnlyFans dot com slash.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
I'll be mister worldwide load.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
You can wear a white suit to show off your girth.
That's a sentence I did not need to read.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Piko jet Black, who I want to keep reminding everyone
has still not corrected his name to Psycho jet Black
for five dollars. Tony's black shirt makes it look like
he has a big floating head. Oh fuck, He's right,
it does kind of blend in with the goddamn background.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Huh, son up a bitch now, c fuck big floating
a head like.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
The Wizard of Laws, only more sweaty and blow it
like a Corps hashtag plump boy.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
I knew something was different. Body right.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Venom sixty I gotta put a light back here, I
guess now. Venom sixty six, twenty one number for eighteen months.
Where my child youcha's at? Please don't let that don't
please don't let that catch on his slang.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
You guys know what a yaucha is? Right?

Speaker 3 (42:35):
No, I've never heard of it.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
That's the U in universe alien name for the predator.
He's he's saying, where my child predator is at? God
damn it? All right, yaoucher better not become an Internet term.
H Pikeo Jet Black for two dollars. Please, there we go.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Please review Old School and Beethoven dog movies.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah, we did that one dog movie, and I don't
think we'll ever do anything like that again.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Well we did do a talk movie today too, but you.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Should do Beethoven. I just came up with this. You
just you literally have dogs on camera.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
No, yeah, I don't think that it's.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Not gonna work.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
One of those dogs died, so it's definitely not gonna work. No,
the Flail for two dollars do as m r. Puppy
play with each other.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
We're gonna pass on that.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
The Flail's puppy play.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
We're just gonna pass.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Is that what you were saying to me last night?
I'm sorry. I don't shut the f up.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
By CoA Jeff Black for two dollars Battle. Why if
people make fun of Tony's plump chin.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
It's cruel and unusual.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Really, I get the the chin treatment anytime I go
on someone's channel for the first time. I just recently
I did a collaboration with Adam so my stream is
on his channel and the first comment is, like, is
Gil selling Billboard space on his chin?

Speaker 6 (44:10):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (44:10):
My fucking job. Dude, you're shitting me.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Unfortunately, it's not my channel, so I can't ban him
like I normally would.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
I'm glad people only asked me to put on skirts
and stuff. I never get called big chin or big noser.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Hold on, hold on, I just I just remind I
was just reminded who Gil reminds me of.

Speaker 10 (44:28):
For Oh no, oh no, I think I gotta get
going now, hold no, no, no, we got your next hallek.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
I don't hate it if I'm going to be compared
to someone.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
That fairly odd parents or something.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Yeah, I remember the Crimson Ship. I couldn't remember like
what it was from.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
I love that you say this is who Gil reminded
me of, not that joke or what people are saying
about it. That means you thought it before that root comment.
Let me tell you what I thought of when I
saw you.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Yeah, I never said that.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
For five dollars, Tony, I come to you with tears
in my eyes to the cover the Classic Films School
of Rock. That's an Adam quote. The tears in my eyes. Guys, Kids,
movies and comedies don't really.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Do well all the time. Spoiler Monday's episode is Dumanji.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
I don't know how the hell that's gonna go, but
A School of Rock is probably not gonna go well.
I'm just I'm just gonna guess out there, and it's
not gonna go well.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
One of my favorite movies.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Yeah, last time we did a comedy with Jack Black.
The last two times it went really bad for me,
which is why the upcoming Anaconda will be part of
a bigger episode of All the Anacondas, because between Tenacious
Tea and Save and Silverman, I can't I can't risk
another club emoji mat eight four nine nine. Have you

(46:05):
tried reviewing an episode of Hack the Movies.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
It's a good April Fools episode.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
I think I just.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Reviewed a couple of them.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
That's true, that's a good point.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
I used to do that. Actually, I used to do
Friday live streams, and usually like twenty minutes was dedicated
to like a play by play of the previous night's
live stream. I'd be like, you know, Tony said this,
I couln't think of anything funny to say, But then
Joey had a real zinger about half.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Piko. Jeff Black.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Please review Pearl Harbor it's thanks on a plane. Those
are actually good suggestions, Piko Jeff.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Black, Is this true? Tony shows food and the people?

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Yeah, I have a photo of it.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
It's yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
You woke me up with a fucking piece of pineapple
at eight in the morning, eight and he kept me
up till four in the morning.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
No, the cricket kept us over five dollars. Forget Pearl Harbor,
snow Dogs is the best Cuba? Oh? Uh, Piko jet
Black for two dollars?

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Is it true Tony hates money, fame, and Glen pal
That's the opposite of things that I hate.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Those are the three things I love most in this world,
you ass whole?

Speaker 4 (47:21):
No mean he hates himself?

Speaker 9 (47:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (47:23):
Really?

Speaker 7 (47:25):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Piko jet Black for five dollars?

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Women, God damn it, please give Tony a chance and
ignore his bulbous forehead, sweaty beard, bad haircut, and huge
collection of use Josh Gad themed diapers.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Well, Gil, it was nice having probably have a lot
to do.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Yeah, I think Piko jet Black thinks it's opposite day.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
That's gotta be what it is.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Speaking of Piko jet Black, Tony, please don't try not
to stalk Josh Gad again. I would never stalk Josh Gad. However,
I have been in the same place as Josh Goad before,
and by that I mean I saw the Book of
Mormon when it was in previews off Broadway, before it
became like a big hit.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
I thought we met like the same place mentally, Like
I'm in a Josh Gadd kind of place right now.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
No, No, Josh Gadd's a loser. I don't think I
could ever be mentally in the same place he is.
But he was very funny in the original Book of Mormon.
Play there you go. That's all I got for jo.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
And there I go. There, I'll see you next month,
see you.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Later, bigo. Jeff Black for two dollars, Joey C. How
do you rate Tony's bathroom?

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Very clean? And I like the sign above his toilet.
It says, if you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a
sweetie and wipe the CD. And I always drive very
far to get to Tony's house, and every time I
see that sign, I see peace, I'm like, thank God,
I'm here, and it's very clean. Bathroom in the handsup smells.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Good, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
I actually will finally be in stall my second bidet
in there.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
It's been like two years. I keep forgetting to install
the BDET and I found it in the garage. I'm like,
I got to install this.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Yes, Piker Jet Black. Oh sorry, Piko, you're late. Gil
for Gil. Do you think Tony's too fat out run
as fun?

Speaker 3 (49:14):
I don't think so. For the record, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Let's do one more and we Jesus Christ twenty seven
super Chat.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Okay, Wow, the Handsome Devil's Audio aka Luca Steve for
five dollars. I'm scared about how much I'm scared about
how much I need wine. I can't even watch a
movie anymore without a big poor of wine and popcorn.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
That's where I think you should leave. Then I think
you should leave.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Joke nice.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Uh there we go.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
All right, get the rest of your super Chats in
and we will return to super Chats after we're done
reviewing stuff.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Nextme Wow, just me and you, Joey feels like the
very first month.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
I was like, it feels like old times.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Man.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
The first yearly wrap was me and Adam, and then
afterwards it was the first monthly wrap up with just
me and you. Remember there was a point where we
had seven people on the show. That was a terrible idea.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Still get fucking comments about that. Don't ever do that again.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
I went back to like the first the second year
end wrap up, and I'm like, oly, just like eight
people on the stream. Well that looked like thinking, all right,
next up Keeper mm hmmm, directed by this asshole. Yeah,
it's a movie about these douchebags. They go to the
woods in a cabin for I don't know reasons. She

(50:38):
starts seeing some spooky ghost, some people get eaten, and
this stupid thing makes a cake keeper.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Yeah, confidently there.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Listen, listen, guys.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
I'm gonna put the Monkey on the year end wrap
up because it was requested a lot. Yeah it was okay, okay,
and we'll see how I feel about that. But right
now I have three strikes with Osgod Perkins, and after
the Monkey, I will no longer be reviewing Osgood Perkins

(51:13):
movies because.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
I realize now I hate them. Pretty thing that Lived
in the House.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
I thought it was gonna lead to something, and it
was a waste of time. Long Legs is only good
for Nicholas Cage and the rest of it is a
confusing slug and this is, uh, one of the worst
things I watched. This is the worst theater movie.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
I watched all year long. It's just a big pile
of nothing. Show. You want to hear a fun fact?

Speaker 3 (51:41):
I do, Yes, I do.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
I heard that.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
They shat this movie out when production stalled because of
the strikes on the monkey.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
They did this.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
I think this is a Canadian thing, So they shat
this movie out while they were waiting for the monkey
to continue production. Does this feel like a movie that
was just kind of half written in shout out?

Speaker 3 (52:02):
No, no way, this movie? Oh my god, you don't say,
you know what? Maybe after some fun maybe perhaps, Yeah
it does.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
It's Joey. What did you think of keeper?

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Well, first of all, this is one of the very
few movies that I even know of that say the
word fuck in a movie trailer, So that was a
little shocking. Actually, when I heard that, I was like, WHOA,
they watch a lot of Red Bad. I haven't seen them, right,
I will say, though, I'll never look at Honey the same.
And I don't really like Cake very twisty and turny,

(52:38):
not really that fucking good. Maybe I'm just stupid, Okay,
but I didn't see anything with like the aging thing
spoilers coming, you know, very cliche thing to be in
a log cabin with monsters and stuff. Yeah, sure, it's
incredibly original, right, I'm not gonna put ahead in the

(52:59):
thing of Honey. And there is kind of a slow
burn with like the pieces of the puzzle handed out slowly. Yes,
but what the fuck I don't understand a goddamn thing.
The one thing I will say that I will give
this movie credit. It had some pretty good atmosphere with
some good scenes, with some good tension. But that's about

(53:21):
the only fucking good thing I can I can pick
out from it.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
It builds up suspense really well, but the payoffs always lame.
There's good subtle background stuff, like when she was taking
a bath, I saw that thing's eyes.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
And the reflection behind her.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
I don't know if you caught them, because they kept
cutting to that angle where there was just so much
dead space.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
I'm like, there's eyes right there.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
And at first they kept lingering on it so much,
I'm like, am I just imagining it?

Speaker 2 (53:44):
But then at one point it cuts back and they
were gone. I'm like, I did see eyes, and then wait,
Lucia Steve come back. LUKEA.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Steve just wrote in the comments if you need a
third person for Keeper, I would love to join.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
I really want Hello, Lucia, Steve, I'm here.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
I just myam malfunctioned.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Okay, yeah, we're okay, probably wait for him. Uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
I was miserable the whole time watching this because I realized,
like halfway through, I'm like, this is gonna be like
Long Legs. They're gonna explain it, and I think I'm
just gonna be more annoyed, and I was more annoyed. Spoiler,
it turns out her boyfriend is an immortal because he
shot a witch who was on his land in the

(54:28):
eighteen hundreds. She gave birth to some demon babies, and
now they feed the demon babies, who give them cake
to make them young. But I feel like we missed
a lot of information on how this agreement with the
demon babies came about, how they learned that this was
something they could even do, and how does he keep
getting away with it?

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Oh, just Steve, what did you think of Keeper?

Speaker 9 (54:50):
So?

Speaker 5 (54:50):
Do you want the long version of the show?

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Versions? Fuck it? Do the long version?

Speaker 5 (54:54):
Okay? So I have only seen Long Legs and the monkey.
Those are the only osgod Ricket movies I've seen. I
haven't seen like Black Coat's Daughter or the other one
you mentioned. Yeah, so I've He's two for two before this. Okay,
So I liked Long Legs.

Speaker 7 (55:11):
I liked the Monkey, and then at the end of
the Monkey, they they showed like a teaser to this,
and I was like, oh my god, Like what is
going on with this?

Speaker 5 (55:22):
This is kind of like intriguing me, and so I've avoided,
like I avoided like all the other trailers and stuff
like that. So it's like I was actually excited to
watch this movie. And then I started watching it, and
about forty minutes in I I come to the realization
that I do not like this. Yeah, to get that, yeah,

(55:43):
I was. I was giving it a shot, but it
was just it was kind of getting to the point
to where it's like there's like nothing happening and nothing nothing.
There's no twist in this movie that could get me
to be like, oh yeah, no, that was worth it.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Yeah, Like once the guy started aging, I was.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Like, all right, yeah, what else? Yeah, Like.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
I guess I kind of like the scene when like
his brother shows up and like she goes to high
in the bathroom and then he gets to capitated off screen.
I was still like kind of like, what the hell's
going on? Yeah, but then like the movie just meandered
for like another like forty minutes.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
It's just real obvious that they're bad guys.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
Yeah, because what there's no other characters in the movie.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Yeah, and he's you know, bad.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
You know that they're bad guys, but you're just wondering
what the supernatural beings, how they factor into it?

Speaker 2 (56:34):
And like I said, when they explain it, you're just.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Like, but how did they know that they could even
do this with the how do they communicate? It doesn't
seem like they interact too much Like I'm just too sorry,
you know, I'm just saying, like they he goes through
the lengths to explain what's going on, but then it
just leads to more questions, but not in an interesting way,
because I had such a miserable time getting to that is.

(57:00):
It's again, there's movies that leave a lot to the imagination,
but I was like invested and stuff. This I was
just not invested. I don't like these mains. She could
have left it any time.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
She had a friend exactly.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
In contact with and it's like, was she like being
hypnotized or something, and then they're with long legs where
at the end it's like, oh, these things are controlling
people's minds.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Like cool, and now she's freed of it. But then
the character still makes dumb decisions like what the fuck?
So she's just an idiot. But anyway, continue Lucas Steve.

Speaker 5 (57:29):
There's a point too, when like she calls her friend,
she's like, yeah, come and get me. But then like
there's interference. It's like, okay, these ghosts can control these
creatures can control electricity. Then that's the only time they
do that.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
And then like.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
She so she keeps seeing like visions of people in
the house and then like her her boyfriend is like, oh,
they appear like women to you. It's like, yeah, like
what else would they appear as? I guess because they
are like him. And as far as I know, the
designs of them are kind of cool. They're they're creepy, but.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
They look creepy.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
They're creepy in the trailer, but when you get to
them in the movie, you're like, how did they make
the cake?

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Were they getting supplies? Were they I think he makes
the cake?

Speaker 5 (58:17):
But then the cake's done, because he's like, oh, I
gave you a slice because I was supposed to knock
you out, but then you ate the whole thing, and
that that was the antidote. Apparently, I am wait, is.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
That what he said I want?

Speaker 4 (58:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:29):
I just I just connected that yet I.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
Made a joke about it being an antidote. But he
says like, oh, but then you ate the whole cake
and it ruined the planet. It's like, what did that
just have? Made her? Sleep logger?

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Yeah, I didn't understand like these ghost things like her
because they look like their their mom. Yeah, who again
was a witch who was just dancing in the woods
like an asshole? Uh? That the kids killed and that's
why they are angels out now. The brother cousin whatever,

(59:01):
he was smart. He just got some foreign chicks who
couldn't speak English or whatever, Yeah, and fed knows them.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
The other brother is like.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
In a long term relationship with her, it's like people
are gonna know that you went to the cabin and disappeared.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
We see he's done this for hundreds.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Of the times. Yeah, And apparently with him it's always
someone he falls in love with and then brings over
there and it's like, why don't you like get like
a fucking like side piece or something. I'm not advocating
for what he's doing.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
If you're gonna do this whole racket like the other
guy had it figured out mostly, Yeah, why are.

Speaker 5 (59:38):
You even bring in someone that they don't make it
clear if he even needs to love them. You can
just bring like some homeless guy and they're like, there
you go, eat him. Make sure I'm young for another another.
I don't even know how long does he have to
do this every weekend or something, or every couple of years.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
No, I think it's like every few years, I guess,
or every year. Well there's that one part where he's
drinking talking to all the boxes of his dead wives. Yeah,
like all their stuff. Yeah, but I love By the way,
I love that. Her date said twenty twenty three, and
I was like, oh, this movie's been sitting for a while. Yeah,
Like I would have just been safe and put like
a four or five on that just in case.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
Yeah, by the way, the the fucking the guy I forget.
I don't know. I don't remember any of the characters
names in this. Do you know who his father is?

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
No, okay, he is a Sutherland. Wait, hold on, he's
he's Keifer's half brother, Russif Sutherland.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Oh whoa?

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
So Donald Sutherland's his dad? Oh shit?

Speaker 9 (01:00:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
And then he and then I think it's from a
different mom. So he's like the half brother.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
He had a weird look to him. I wasn't familiar with.
The other guy is just some dude from Portland, Oregon apparently? Yeah, Millennium?
Who did he play a Millennium?

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Hold on? Hold on? Hold on?

Speaker 5 (01:01:03):
He was John Millennium's son. That's land tender to his name, right,
John Millennium.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
No, oh shit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
He was actually in one of the best episodes of Millennium,
but it was only one episode, so I don't know
why that's credit it first on his list.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
I don't think he made it out of Canada like
Keeper and Donald did.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Yeah, well here we go.

Speaker 9 (01:01:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
In May twenty twenty four, it was announced for sale.
The film was shot entirely while work on The Monkey
was held up due to the twenty twenty three labor disputes,
so they shot in twenty twenty three. They tried to
sell it in twenty twenty four and then eventually got
released and Shout Out this month and it sucked. And

(01:01:44):
Tatiana Mazlani, I haven't really watched a lot of her stuff.
This might shock you. I didn't watch shee Hulk. Uh,
but I'm looking in she Hulk. I'm looking at like
other stuff she's been in, Okay, Ginger Snaps two, The Messengers,
Dire of the Dead. I've probably seen these things and
don't remember her, and I'm trying to see if I've
actually seen her in anything that stands out to me.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
Orphan Black is like her big thing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
That was the Big Show, but I didn't watch that show,
so I'm just seeing other things that she might know.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
She's in The Monkey for a couple of minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
I know that she's in that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Like I said, these early movies I did see her in,
but I don't remember them because I haven't seen them
in a long time.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
Yeah, I think it's just Orphan Black. And then shehold
and that's like, yeah, urble things.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
It's like her big stuff. It's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
I really did want to watchehol because I like that character.
And then I saw the trailer and I went, I'll
get to it eventually, and then I never did.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
I never did.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
I watched four episodes of it, and I was like, eh,
I'm not really feeling this. And then, in preparation for
Born Again, I watched the Daredevil episode and then I
stopped when Daredevil's story ended in that episode.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
That seems smart, but yeah, uh keeper uh terrible. I'm
done with Osgood Perkins. I don't care if his dad
was Anthony Perkins. I don't care. I don't care. His
movies are not good.

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
I'm still gonna check him out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
I'm only gonna watch The Monkey because it's on the
year end wrap up and people ask for it, and
I've seen enough stuff from it where that one looks entertaining.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
At least it doesn't look like a boring slog.

Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
I think it's really funny.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Okay, okay, I hear it's comical, so maybe that'll make
me like it. But his three dark slow Burn movies
are just abismal, and I can not do it anymore,
and I refuse.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
To do it. I was, I was so I think.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
I messaged you and Gil after seeing the movie, Joey
or I was just like, I'm only I can't do
this fucking shit anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
He's banned from the show anyway. Up next did you
watch I Love La?

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
I watch two episodes of I Love La.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Yes, good enough? That stuff is I Love La.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Now, some of you might be wondering, Tony, why did
you put this show on here, which is like a
la version of Girls or a female version of Entourage,
And you might come up with some sexist, misogynist theories
like I only put this in here because I find
Rachel Senate really hot, and that's not true.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
I put this in here because I find Rachel Senate
really hot.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
So I Love La tells the story of whatever Rachel
send it's character's name is, and her boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
They're living in La.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
She's working for a company, her boss. She tries to
get a promotion, but her boss doesn't really believe in
her yet. And then at the same time, her asshole
friend Tallula moves into town from New York, who's this
big influencer girl that she was supposed to manage. But
then Talula went to New York and abandoned her, and

(01:05:05):
now she's back fucking upper life. You find out Tallula's broke,
so Rachel said, it's like, I'm gonna be your manager
and things are gonna go great. And then from there
it's just her and her wacky friends and the gen
Z shit that they do in LA and all the
fake people they have to deal with, and them being
fake themselves. There's some cameos from some pretty funny actors,

(01:05:27):
including Elijah Wood, who plays an insane version of himself.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
This show really shouldn't be for me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
And I know you're looking at this picture going, well,
of course you like this show, that's not it. I
actually am enjoying the show more than I thought I would.
I do like Rachel sen it her humor. It kind
of works for me. I really like Bottoms and Bodies.
Bodies Bodies. That's the first movie I watched her in,
and I relate it to her podcast character more than
any other character in Cinema in twenty. When she goes,

(01:05:59):
you don't know what it's like to make a podcast.
It's really hard. I'm like, I love this character. I
understand everything.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Well, she goes, you have to have a Google calendar.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
I'm like, oh my god, my Google calendar runs my
fucking life because I have ten thousand co hosts, which
reminds me Joey c give me your schedule after the show.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Uh, it just ruins my.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Life, but I'm invested in it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
I'm having a lot of fun with it. Joey C.
What do you think of I love la.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Very hip, very gen z. Very similar to if anybody's
ever seen the Netflix show Special, except Special is actually
fucking great and this sucks?

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Oh you like Jerry?

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Very similar vibes. Yeah, I have no idea. I hate
everybody in the show.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
They are very unlikable, but I that dude.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
I'm telling you, it's so similar to Special, it's crazy.
You know, the influencers, the rich assholes who buy twenty
dollars coffees and then tell other characters that they're poor.
It is just I will never watch this again. Matter
of fact, it made me start rewatching Special on Netflix
because I love.

Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
That show I have.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
I'll never watch this again. I am I am less
of a man because I watched the show.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Who's your least favorite character? Was it? Tallula?

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Our one hundred?

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
She gets better as the episodes go on, but yeah,
she is. She is a disaster in the beginning. Also,
I'm still struggling with that actress because I like, physically,
I'm like, she is hot, but she We've talked about
this before. Her mom is Paula Adlin, the voice of
Bobby Hill. She sounds exactly like her mom, so whenever
she talks, I just start thinking about Bobby Hill, and

(01:07:45):
I'm like, I can't be attracted to this woman. I'm
just hearing Bobby Hill's boy. Uh, Luca, See what did
you think of I love La.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
I'm liking it so far. It's not like I haven't like,
I haven't watched more episodes, so I don't know that
says about it, but I watch You're out.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
In the westco. You're like in La around LA. We
hung out out La.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
La is over there. I'm safe in Orange County, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
But you've been to l A spent time there close
to home with you. This must be an everyday life
occurrence for you, right.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
Yeah, sure, I mean podcasters all the time. Oh you
know what, The first episode as an earthquake, and I
have felt earthquakes because La that I feel the earthquakes.
I never felt an earthquake during sex though.

Speaker 6 (01:08:36):
That.

Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
I think that's a great opening though, Like it pretty
much shows you what kind of is gonna be a
pretty raunchy show. Yeah, so I'm like you, I like Rachel.
I like I like bottoms. I like bodies, bodies, bodies.
I should The main reason why I was like, Okay,
I'll start watching this is because I was like, I
should watch more Rachel Senate stuff. I really like her.

(01:08:58):
And then I don't remember the actress's name, but Paula
Adlon her daughter. I think she's like pretty good. Yeah,
it's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
She she uses a different last name, but it's like
Adlin with a Z. It's very confusing. Odess is something,
but I liked.

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
I liked her in the hell Raiser remake. And then
I mean until Dawn movie wasn't great, but she wasn't
like bad.

Speaker 6 (01:09:22):
At it or anything.

Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
Yeah, so I didn't know she was in the show.
So when she popped up, I was like, okay, cool.
H Yeah, I would be interested to watch more of
the show, especially since she said Elijah Wood plays a
crazy version of himself.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Oh, he's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
He's like obsessed with just movie clips, not like movies
and shows. He's just constantly talking to his remote. He's
like Simpson's clips Shrek. He goes Shrek All Star movie version, Joey.
I would at least watch the Elijah Woods.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Yeah, I'm gonna that does sound super fucking funny, but.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
I like that they're like ditzy and a.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
There's one episode where the black girl she's a VP,
but that's only because her dad is the CEO and
it's like a fan oh yeah, And she goes in
and tries to tell a relatable, like la story and
it's like horrifying where she just basically admits to being
groomed but doesn't realize it and everyone everyone in the
meeting has because it's the boss's daughter and they have
to go well, that's very interesting, Like they can't criticize

(01:10:21):
it because they don't want to lose their jobs and
they all have to pretend they didn't hear this horrifying thing.

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
I did like her like opening scene where like she
shows up to work to like pick up some clothes
and then she accidentally gets into a meeting and she's
just like yo, I'll take part, and I'm just like,
oh god.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
There is the last episode.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
I had a great opener where they're talking about getting
a gun and then a homeless guy tries to shoot them.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
That was pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
The gay guy is hilarious and he ends up getting
in involved.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
With a Christian young dude, a Christian rock dude.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
He tries to be his stylist, and the last two
episodes is him hanging out with this Christian rock dudes
like bros. But then he ends up like being accepted
by them and it starts changing his life. It's a
fun show.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Again.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
It's not normally something I would watch, but I have
a heart on for Rachel sentence, so I gave it
a shot and I ended up enjoying it. Joey hated it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
He hated I didn't enough bikinis.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Apparently, I am Joey. I am proud of you for
hating women.

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
Good job, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
I think it's misguided this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Time, but I will not fault you for hating women
and something women make that is that should be your
default emotion.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Yes, but there are exceptions, though are exceptions? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
Of course?

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Of course you were should have know women recently about something.
I forget it was on Twitter, I shared, I forget
what it was. Oh you said something about Women's Day.

Speaker 5 (01:11:51):
I forget what.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
You're waking.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Oh yeah, something like women don't like bi sexual dudes
or something.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Yep, yeah, you were.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Calling women out for being very mean to bisexual men
and you did it on International Womens Job.

Speaker 5 (01:12:08):
Joey, Joey, I clicked on the thread that you reposted,
and oh my god, it made me so mad.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
That was the funniest thing in the world. I'm like,
I wasn't expected, like I was. I woke up that
day be like, how can I piss off the brides?
And I'm like, never mind, Josey didn't inform me.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Oh wait, I was.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
I was scrolling to look for it and I forgot.
You turned thirty this month.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
I'm over the hill.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
I'm over the hill.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
I'm over the hill.

Speaker 6 (01:12:44):
Baby, We're gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Keep these muscles going over the hill.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
I can't find the goddamn.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
My sexual drive go down in my thirties.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Uh, well, mine has not by choice. It's just lack
of options. But when there is an option, it seems
to be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
Joey, I love La a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
That's what you gotta do. You gotta keep watching.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
I love La, and god damn it, I can't find
the post anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Oh it was very funny. Next up the running name Luca.
Did you see this one?

Speaker 5 (01:13:27):
I don't have my glasses on. So you're showing a
picture of Arnold Towarzenegger one, right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
No, I am not. There will be a picture for that.
But yes.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
The Running Man by egger Wright based off the book
by Richard Bachman, a guy who wrote Yes aka Stephen
King that was his ped name.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Yes, based off the book, which was adapted.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
As an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, which I love, one of
the probably one of my favorite Arnold movies. It's Predator Cohan,
Running Man, and then Terminator. One love that movie. But
all I've heard for years was that it's not really
like the book. It takes the idea of the book,

(01:14:13):
but it does it completely differently. So when I went
into this new movie, I decided I'm not gonna judge
it by the Arnold one. And then I listened to
the audiobook for The Running Man so I could compare
it to the source material. But yeah, it tells the
story of Ben Richards who's down on his luck. His

(01:14:34):
wife is she is a prostitute in the book. The
movie never really wants to confirm it. They're constantly dancing
around that fact. But she's prostituting to get money for
their very sick kid because This is a dystopian society
and they're not one of the elites, so he struggling
to get a job. He can't hold a job because

(01:14:54):
he's very ill tempered, and he ends up signing up
for The Running Man Ever reality show where you have
to run for your life for thirty days. He knows
he can't win, he knows it's rigged, but he thinks
he can make enough money that his kid can get
the help they need and they can get by. Josh

(01:15:15):
Brolin is killian who runs the game. He sets it
all up, and he has thirty days to go anywhere
in the world and escape Runners where they are are
now the Hitman, the Chasers, or whatever they're called. And
along the way, every city he goes to he meets

(01:15:35):
a new person that he gets into an adventure with,
and he ends up going to Derry, Maine, you know
where the Clown lives, and he hangs out with Michael
Sarah for a bit, which was like the highlight of
the movie for me. And yeah, he survives attack after
attack after attack, and guys, this movie is actually very

(01:15:56):
accurate to the book, more accurate than I expected it
because in the book they're like, yes, every day you
have to film yourself and then put that tape into
a mailbox to send back to the studio. And I
was when I was listening to that, I'm like, oh,
that's so outdated. Obviously in the eighties that sounded like
cool sci fi, but clearly.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
They're going to change that. Nope, they kept going with that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Again, it's very, very loyal to the book in ways
I was not expecting, except for even Stephen King was like,
my character Ben is supposed to be kind of like
schlummy and looks nothing like Arnold, And once again they
got the most ripped in shape guy ever to play him. Also,
the book mentions that his wife is pretty ugly. The

(01:16:43):
TV studio makes her look uglier, but even Ben's like,
my wife's not that pretty. And then they got like
a really hot roll player. So they made some changes.
They made a very big change with the end of
the movie. I actually really really dug this.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
I love EGGA.

Speaker 6 (01:16:56):
Wright.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
I wasn't crazy about his last two movies, The Baby Driver,
but I didn't want to rewatch it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
And I recently covered Last Night.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
And Soho on the All Apologies podcast, and I thought
it was okay.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
I thought it had third act issues.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
The twist was kind of weak for me, but this
one I was into the whole time.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
Joey c am I alone. Did you like this movie?

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
Loved this movie? I believe it or not. Haven't read
the book. I'm not much of a reader per se.
And I have not seen the original.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
With You're gonna You're gonna want to watch it?

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
I literally I have it on tape. I'm gonna watch
it tonight. Yeah, I've never seen I'm and I'm shocked.
I haven't seen it. So this was all brand new
to me, and I gotta tell you. Let me tell
you in fact, Yeah, it fucking rocked. Your twin was killer.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Oh yes, I did keep talking. I gotta find that
picture of me.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
Okay, yep, his twin was incredible. The action was fucking outstanding,
and it's very relevant of its messaging of how entertain
it can be, like weaponized by the elite. So that
was cool. I'm sure that you know that's the whole
nineteen eighty four thing or whatever, but like a standout
part you mentioned it, Tony with Michael Sierra. Yeah, the

(01:18:12):
chemistry was fucking out of this world. And I'm not
sure how long. The original one was, but this one
it did feel like a bit too long. I feel
like the story elements were spread apart too much.

Speaker 9 (01:18:27):
Me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
I didn't want to get confused for Glenn Palell, so
I wore it the Skies so I wouldn't so no
one in the theater thought Glenn pale was in the theater.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
I did that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
Oh that's great, and you know what that I'm glad
you did that for the rest of the people watching
the movie, because you didn't want to, like, you know,
scare them or like ge't too excited, you know what
I'm saying. Yeah, this is a great movie to turn
off your brain for some good manly fun. And anytime
you can go brainless for men. It's really movies, movies,

(01:18:58):
manly movies, appropriate movies. This movie fucking rock.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
So this was a win for you. And he had
nothing to compare it to Lucas. What did you think
of The Running Man?

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
It was really cool. I like all the people that
Arnold had to go fight, like.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
No, no, no, this running Man, this Running Man.

Speaker 5 (01:19:16):
I didn't watch this movie.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
God damn it be fair.

Speaker 5 (01:19:22):
I didn't know you were actually gonna have me come on,
so that's okay, that's okay. I can talk about the
I could talk about the Chair Company and said, if
you want, I really already covered it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
We already covered ruined it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
Sorry, but no, I really really enjoyed it. I don't
think it did super well well. There were the anti
woke grifters on Twitter that were they're really running out
of things to criticize lately.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
There again, I always compare them to the like the.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
S Jaws from ten years ago that were calling everything
racist to the point everything got racist and everyone just
stopped caring.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
They're like, yeah, whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
Now we're at this point where it's like it's whoa,
it's woa because he has, like I don't know a
black wife, And I'm like, okay, who cares.

Speaker 5 (01:20:07):
Oh they made the host black and he's gay in
real life.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
It's like, okay, who fucking cares.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Like they were doing it with Predator Badlands, they're like, oh,
the romance and I.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Watched the movie, like there's still fucking romance.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
So like there was like a smear campaign on this
for whatever he said, and they were all just comparing
it to the Arnold movie and I'm like, look, I
like the Arnal movie more.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
I like it more than the book. I like it
more than this movie.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Again, it's one of those adaptations that just takes the
idea and does something new instead of being a straightforward adaptation.
But this is still fine. This is good. And people
were like, it doesn't feel like an agger Write movie,
doesn't feel like an egg Write movie. I was actually
on a panel with all apologies right after this came out, uh,
and most of them were saying that, and I'm like,
I get that, but I feel like when you say that,

(01:20:52):
it's just like it doesn't feel like Sean of the
Dead and Hot Fuzz and the World's End. I'm like, Okay, well,
it doesn't have to be like that. He's trying to
be beyond that. He's trying to grow as a director,
and he loves this story. He talked about how, like
he read the book years ago, when he saw the
first movie, he realized how movies are very different than books,
and this is how he kind of imagined the movie

(01:21:13):
in his head. This is the movie he's been wanting
to make for years. Obviously he made changes, so yeah,
I really.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Really dug it. The action flowed really well for me.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
He's very charismatic, Len Pale, my twin brother, my identical
tim brother. Although I feel bad I didn't get to
watch Chad Powers this year, I might watch it next
year when I'm less busy.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
I'm gonna like binge that show.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
But yeah, overall it's a solid time. The third act
does get clunky, and I guess I'll spoil the book
because the movie doesn't use this version, although it feels
like it's about to use the version.

Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
I was wondering about that because I know what the
of the book is.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
Yeah, the book is Ben Richards finding out his family
died unrelated to the contest. I mean, it's like kind
of mysterious if it was by the evil government company,
but as far as he knows, it was just an
unrelated thing. So he did this all for nothing, and
he decides he's just gonna hijack a plane and fly

(01:22:18):
it into a building, killing.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
All the bad guys.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
As I listened to that in the audio book, I
was like, well, that's not making it. So they change
the ending, and the close ending is very clunky, and
the weird epilogue they added. I just feel like when

(01:22:44):
it was like the source material, it was hitting and
whenever it kind of deviated, it got a little messy,
and the ending is the messiest it got because again
it's not using the source material.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
But other than that, it was high octane action.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
My twin brother was naked for a lot in the
one scene, and it was like, you know, we always
talk about representation, representation matters. I felt like I was
watching me on the screen and I was just like,
that's me. It's like, I'm there, You're naked.

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
I Actually I had dinner with my mother afterwards, and
I actually questioned her and I said, Mom, was I
a twin And did you get rid of Glenn because
you knew I was the better looking one. He didn't
want him being insecure, so you wanted them to have
a life where he wasn't constantly compared to me.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
And she said, who's Glenn?

Speaker 9 (01:23:33):
Pal?

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
I don't know what you're talking about. And then she
asked if I got a real job yet.

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:23:42):
Are there any references to the Arnold movie in this one?

Speaker 6 (01:23:45):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
If there is, I might have missed them. Well.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
I think him being put into a tube and shot down.
I don't know if that was in the book.

Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
I can imagine Josh Brolin being like, oh, you know what,
we I wish we had better Hunters like Buzzsaw and
sub Zero.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
Yeah, okay, well that was the weird thing with the
Hunters because I think they just wore black hoods in
the book, but then the one has a cool alphit
and then the other ones are just kind of generic.
I'm like, I feel like they all should have got
cool outfits if you were gonna give the one a
cool alphait. Also, something the original movie did better, they

(01:24:27):
merged Killian with the show host, and I think I
could have done that here. I feel like they could
have done that. That should have just been one character
because it felt weird. It makes sense in the book,
but I'm just like, why would you get like two
huge actors and they have to split up their time.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
Just get Josh Brolin or him and combine Them's that.

Speaker 5 (01:24:45):
Confused me when I saw the trailer because I knew
Josh Brolin was playing Killian, so when like Coleman do
Mingo is obviously the host, I was like, oh, what
is that? Two different characters?

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Though, yeah, again accurate to the book, but that is
a change I like from the original was just putting
their characters together to simplify it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
But yeah, I think I think it mostly works. I
like the home alone sequence with Michael Sarah. That was
the best in the movie. That was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
But yeah, for whatever reason, it's just not hitting with
a lot of people. They didn't really rush to see it.
I hope they give it a chance when it hits streaming.
Luis Steve, I hope you give it a chance.

Speaker 5 (01:25:20):
Oh yeah, I'll give it a chance. I was kind
of like, if you on it, just because it hasn't
gotten the best reception. But I'm interested in it enough
that I would have checked it out regardless. But maybe
I'll check it out before it leaves the theater.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Yeah, it's the best thing I'd liked from Mega Wright
for a long time, so since like Scott Pilgrim, like
I liked The worlds En Obviously that's the weakest of
that trilogy. Again, Baby Driver, okay last night and so okay,
this I had a good time with. And again I
love the original and I enjoyed the book. I was
still able to really really get into this. But yeah,

(01:25:55):
that is it for the review section of the show. Everyone,
we did it, he did it, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
Wow, we.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
The movies.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
Let's talk to some of our patrons, shall we? First
up Lauren? Hello, Lauren?

Speaker 9 (01:26:11):
Hello again?

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
There he is Lauren. Uh what did you watch? Also, Lauren?
Do you have headphones? By any chance?

Speaker 9 (01:26:22):
I do not. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
All right, We're gonna make this quick then, because I
could hear my loud Italian voice and your speakers.

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
What movie did you watch on the list that you
want to talk about the most?

Speaker 9 (01:26:33):
Oh? I did see Keeper and that was interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
Oh interesting, that's a that's a that's an.

Speaker 9 (01:26:44):
I don't really know how to feel about Osgood Perkins
not good.

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
That's how I can.

Speaker 9 (01:26:53):
Interesting as well, but in a better way.

Speaker 5 (01:26:56):
Okay, Yeah, Keeper kind of.

Speaker 9 (01:26:58):
Felt like, I don't know, it's like if you took
like the concept of Tuck ever Lasting. Okay, weird movie
to reference with this, you know, because it's like these
people that like live forever. That's the twist. But uh yeah,
then what was that movie with them? I Shyamalan one

(01:27:20):
with Them in the Woods.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
But Knock at the Cabin.

Speaker 9 (01:27:25):
I think no, it was like his daughter directed the Village.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
No oh, Watchers, Watchers we reviewed that last Yeah, a
little bit.

Speaker 9 (01:27:37):
I didn't think it was very good the Keeper. But
my favorite character was the the noodle neck guy, like
the big.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
Long neck and I don't even remember him.

Speaker 8 (01:27:51):
Remember that.

Speaker 5 (01:27:53):
It's one of the Witch's daughters.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
No, I know, I know it's one of those.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
I just don't remember one having a noodle to They
all kind of look different, and they all kind of
looked the same to me.

Speaker 9 (01:28:03):
Yeah, that was That was the only character I liked
in it. I also saw a good boy and that
was actually really good.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
You enjoy that one?

Speaker 4 (01:28:10):
I did.

Speaker 9 (01:28:11):
Yeah, for the most part, I think it was just
impressive doing a filming a whole horror movie with the dog.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
But yeah, well, I'm sorry you had to see Keeper.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 9 (01:28:24):
Real the same boat with you. I might pass on
Ozgod Perkins from here on out.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
Smart real quick. Did Were you the one who hired
me for the cameo recently?

Speaker 9 (01:28:34):
Yes? That was me. My my one of my best friends.
He he got married, and yeah, I, like a good friend,
requested Tony to do a cameo wishing my best friend
and his Beyonce now wife a happy marriage and give
them the best marital advice.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
Yeah. See, that's where I was fine with most of that.
When you said I had to give them advice. I'm like,
what kind of asshole?

Speaker 9 (01:29:02):
What now do like a like officiate weddings?

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
I did someone did want me to do that years ago.
All right, well, the echo on your speaker is.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Driving me enough.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
But thank you for booking me on cameo. Thank you
for being a patron. And if you forgot to give
them a wedding gift, you can gift Patreon memberships.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
Now send that to both the All right, see you later, lord.
Next up, we have Max. Hello Max? Whoa hold on? Max? Max?

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
I like that you're hacking a movie. But your microphone
is fucked and it just sounds like squeaks.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
And it's echoing.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
It's it's like a fucking romot.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
Now we hear nothing. The visual gag was funny.

Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
I thought it was like a sound effect.

Speaker 5 (01:30:05):
Still nothing, you killed your sound system?

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
What did you do? Let's try that again.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
I'm gonna take you off screen. Okay, get set up
your prop prop comedy. Okay, okay, wow, it was good
here from Lauren. Let's check out our next patron, Max, Max.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
Are you hacking a movie?

Speaker 11 (01:30:36):
There you go right away, no first take, no issues?

Speaker 6 (01:30:44):
Uh yeah, yeah, thank you for that. Sorry about the mic.

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
That's okay, that's okay. I wanted to make sure you
do that. The mic was messed up.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
What did you watch on the list that you want
to talk about most?

Speaker 11 (01:30:55):
Well, let's springboard right from what Lauren says, cause he
mentioned that strange moment in Keeper with the New Bank,
which was I don't know if I'm ready for the
hate that that movie got.

Speaker 6 (01:31:07):
I actually kind of liked, kind of liked it.

Speaker 11 (01:31:10):
I don't want to and I don't mean to make
an enemy of everyone after that rough, rough start.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
There, but you're really this is this is not a
good start. You really the Mike issues and then liking
a ship movie.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
But keep going. I'll allow it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:23):
It makes you feel that if he makes it, if
it makes you feel better, Max, I told Tony to
his face that I liked Havoc.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
Yeah, that was appreciate it. But anyway, keep going.

Speaker 11 (01:31:34):
Appreciate that moral support, Steve Yeah to piggyback off.

Speaker 6 (01:31:39):
The one positive thing that was said by Joey.

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
Oh, I found it. Sorry, sorry, keep talking.

Speaker 11 (01:31:43):
I found a picture of mention that the atmosphere was
was was kind of all right through a long and
I have to agree, with that, like, I don't mind
the small cast, the building, the building. I liked how
little of the creatures were shown right up until the
end of that, and I kind of thought creatures look cool.
I thought the multi face without giving too much ahead

(01:32:04):
was kind of a cool design.

Speaker 6 (01:32:06):
Without giving too much away. Right at the end, it
was confusing.

Speaker 11 (01:32:09):
And I can't argue for any of the massive plot
holes that you exposed.

Speaker 6 (01:32:14):
There's nothing to be said.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
Oh yeah, real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
At one point, he implies that like the neighbors are
in on it too. He goes, you should be lucky
we're not like so and so down the street. I'm like, wait,
how many people are involved in this shit?

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
I just assumed that was for like a sequel.

Speaker 6 (01:32:32):
Oh yeah, I thought he was talking about his cousin
who lived like just across the way.

Speaker 5 (01:32:36):
I think you're talking to his cousin.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
You sure. I thought he threw out like a different
name at the end.

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
It could be because I thought maybe this was like
giant farmland that over the years has become multiple houses
or something. Anyway, keep going, sorry, okay, keep going by
your favorite movie keepers movie of the year.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
I did.

Speaker 11 (01:32:54):
I left there, like actually genuinely excited to pop on
gear and mention it to you. And then like, as
Guy started talking about it, the spirits were just the
spirits were waiting.

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
Was it when I said it was the worst movie
I've seen in the theater this year?

Speaker 6 (01:33:10):
That was one of the hits. But they kept coming,
They just kept coming, So you know, I'm enjoying that.

Speaker 11 (01:33:17):
But yeah, at one point there, like she's during the
point when the boyfriend goes back to the city. She's
loan in the house and he's, uh, she's looking down
and you see the creature creeping.

Speaker 6 (01:33:25):
In behind her, and he just has this elastic head
for some reason.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
Yeah, I think that's a picture I have up right now.

Speaker 6 (01:33:32):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
I don't I honestly, i'm looking at this now. I
don't remember this noodle head. I think I might have
missed this part. I must have been looking away or something. Yeah,
I ran with the bathroom. I think I would have
remembered the noodle neck guy.

Speaker 6 (01:33:45):
It was definitely the stupidest moment in the movie.

Speaker 11 (01:33:49):
But other than that, you know, I thought it was
all right, especially the creature designed It was kind of subtle.

Speaker 6 (01:33:54):
I kind of like that about it. But yeah, that
was it.

Speaker 11 (01:33:57):
The only other one on the list that I that
I saw was The Care Company.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
And okay, oh yeah, oh yeah, loving it?

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
So yeah, did you finish it?

Speaker 6 (01:34:09):
I did finish it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:09):
Yeah, okay, did you finish it?

Speaker 5 (01:34:12):
Oh yeah. I watched it every every day it came out.
I was like, I have to watch the chair.

Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
Oh my god, the ending where there's now a supernatural element,
That's what I want to go back and rewatch.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
And see if I can pick up on any of
the supernatural.

Speaker 5 (01:34:25):
I'm gonna I'm gonna try to say this about exploiting anything,
but like when he finally met up with Jason, Yeah,
the guy took off his mask.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
I was like, what the fuck is.

Speaker 1 (01:34:35):
Going on with again the horror moments of the show,
and then it gets funny again.

Speaker 6 (01:34:40):
That's right.

Speaker 9 (01:34:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:34:41):
I just saw a some some video of Top ten.
Watched plastic surgeries. That's what that reminded me of. At
the end, I was like, what is that a prosthetic?

Speaker 6 (01:34:50):
My god?

Speaker 11 (01:34:52):
But I also just a quick slight reference because I
saw that guy and played Mike, you know the character Mike,
the guy gets with the pipe and then yeah, cases
of that that didn't that character So first of all,
I'm that guy seventy six years old, which he looks like,
good trip for that, but I was hearing like some
clap back. I started watching The Penguin on your your

(01:35:13):
recommendation about like how Colin Farrell, you know they suit
him up in the in the in the prosthetics for that.
I was like, oh my god, that guy would have
made such.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
A good he would have been.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
It's like, oh man, yeah, let me look up, like
this is like his breakout thing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
Like everything else.

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
It's like delivery man, handyman, blue collar mafia, bodanga cashier,
sports store owner.

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
He's just been like.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
This background guy and now he's like a main character
on an ABO show because Tim Robinson's a genius.

Speaker 5 (01:35:51):
I really like how like this one he has like
some big people like he has like lu Diamond Phillips.
Those things are really saw at this. And and then
Jim Downey plays like the guy who's like in the wheelchair. Yeah,
he's from he's the guy from Billy Madison The I

(01:36:11):
offer you no, I give you not, iward you no points.
But I really like how Tim Robinson casts people. And
it's generally it's generally like day player actors and are
just really good at saying very weird dialogue real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
There is a red Ball Market Global website, and look
all the thing in the back. It's just how long
people have been on hold? Joey C there's an episode
whre he's on hold for like six hours with this website. Look,
they have people currently on hold you. By the way,
you can call this number. Should I call it now?
I'm gonna call this number now because I looked at

(01:36:50):
this the other day and I'm like, surely this can't be.

Speaker 2 (01:36:53):
This can't be what I think it is. Red market,
red Ball Market Global. Let's let's call it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:05):
Thank you for please hold for the next available.

Speaker 1 (01:37:14):
It just loops this, It just loops the song up
forever and ever and ever.

Speaker 5 (01:37:23):
And who sings that song now makes the song even
more hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
Red Ball market glow.

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
I can So there's one guy. You tell me, there's
one guy that's been on hold for a day. If
you scroll down, this guy's been on hold for ten days.

Speaker 5 (01:37:49):
I really like how he does Tim Robinson does this?
He he because there's a Calco cut jeans website.

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
Oh yeah, I didn't see that. Yeah, multiple works. It's
just a ability investors. These go nowhere. It just goes
to the same site over and over again.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
God damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
Anyway, all right, Max, thank you for being a patron,
and thank you for coming in.

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
We're gonna let you go now, and next we're gonna
talk to Saki. Great job. This is not on SAKEI
saw nothing. Just there we go.

Speaker 8 (01:38:29):
Hello, you said you were looking for Saki?

Speaker 9 (01:38:32):
Is me?

Speaker 8 (01:38:33):
I'm Saki the sack?

Speaker 6 (01:38:34):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (01:38:35):
How's it going?

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
The suck? This is a step down from the ferry
suit red hot? I don't know. Was it laundry day?
What do you what do you mean?

Speaker 5 (01:38:43):
That's not right on? That's sake?

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
Sorry that sucking?

Speaker 4 (01:38:48):
Heard of him?

Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
Are you related to the character from Freaks?

Speaker 6 (01:38:57):
I've never heard of that either. I just.

Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
Who's your favorite wrestler? Is it Mankind? Because he had
mister Soako?

Speaker 9 (01:39:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, no you mentioned that.

Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
Yeah, oh now he knows.

Speaker 2 (01:39:13):
Well, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:39:17):
I never met ran On, but I he said this
thing in the mail. I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
Oh, it's another issue of his book.

Speaker 8 (01:39:26):
He said to plug it. I don't know what that
means because I have no idea who this is or
what this guy is but something. The Human Thrower Condition
Volume three, Live and let Rye available on Amazon. For
some reason, he said to tell me that, and the
same note said thank you for the furry art clip video.

(01:39:47):
I have no idea who's referring to thank.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
You, thank you, Saki. All right, Zachy, we got to
read some super jets.

Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
I'll tell you later that.

Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
I was like reading a telepropter.

Speaker 5 (01:40:02):
Well, so, Tony, how did you not get the freaked reference?
Weren't you in the rental Reviews episode?

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
I was, I was, I did get it. I was
just shocked that there was a talking sock on screen.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Steve. All right, let's let's let's
read some super chats. Do you want to read your
own super chat?

Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
Steve?

Speaker 5 (01:40:22):
Yeah, it was supposed to come after, like directly after
the last one. Sorry, my mouth is purple, purple and black.
I would have had to give you another five dollars
if I completed the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
So Piko Jet Black for two dollars. Please review Keanu
Reeves The Replacements. I don't think I will be reviewing
The Replacements. I feel like Joey c might like that movie, right,
Oh yeah, Is it a classic?

Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
Oh, it's absolutely classic. It's unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
God damn.

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
Piko jet black for two dollars. Is it true Tony
always loses to gay demons?

Speaker 3 (01:40:58):
Huh? I have heard some rumbling around the block that
that is the case, so, but I've never seen it myself,
so I can't really comment on that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
But by the way, breaking news. I have to see
if this is real. Why Johannah would text me this
in the middle of a live show to just bring
the mood down.

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
Uhh, son of a bitch. Oh no, oh no, hold on,
this is a this is a bad one. Guys. What
Shang Sung died?

Speaker 5 (01:41:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:41:45):
Oh, Carrie, her hero Yuki Takawa dies at seventy five.

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
Oh my god, fuck you. I'm not disabling a blocker deadline. Well,
fucking way to that's sad.

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
I'm calling I'm calling her. Why would you send that
door in the live show? You just made everyone on
the panel and everyone watching sad. Oh we're all sad now, Johannah,

(01:42:30):
you texted it to me.

Speaker 3 (01:42:35):
Talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
I thought it was something important. I mean it was
I just made us all sad. I just want you
to know we're all sad.

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
Goodbye Johannah, Johannah. Everyone there's her cameo. Well that's a
bummer fuck.

Speaker 5 (01:42:53):
I've seen eighteen movies with him.

Speaker 2 (01:42:56):
Wow. So anyway, why do I always lose the gay demons?
Never answered that.

Speaker 3 (01:43:01):
Well, it's because you're so manly and and you're you
want to be very protective of the people around you
because you're manly, So you let the gay demons get
on top, you beat you up, and you just in
order to not hurt them, because you would hurt them,
you just let them get on top of you, and
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
You did your best. Ozzie Dragoon for five dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
When Gil leaves floating head, Tony can summon five teenagers
with attitude absorbed on you, asshole. Piko jemt Black for
two dollars Thanks to Joey C. People will call Tony
mister big nose.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (01:43:44):
When the fuck did I ever say had a big nose?
I said he had a big bicep.

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
Thank you, Piko jet Black for two dollars, Tony, Will
you include Nicki Minaja's Anaconda?

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
No, I'll review a new movie coming out Anaconda.

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
I don't think i'll review her music video from Uh
twelve years ago, Daniel Fall for two dollars, Tony, if
you need a hit, dark City views per day. Dark
City is the new Stay Alive and under rafts. They
really want me to do that one?

Speaker 3 (01:44:13):
Did that guy ever comment?

Speaker 4 (01:44:15):
Back?

Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
By the way, which one the under wraps guy?

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
Oh? He refuses. He told me he doesn't want to
acknowledge it because he doesn't want to know. It's over.

Speaker 5 (01:44:23):
Tony. If you review Dark City, I promise I will
comment on the video.

Speaker 2 (01:44:27):
Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
Uh dude to Bites for five dollars. What does Tony
think of Paul Dano? Paul Dano is a fucking loser
and I hate him. No, Paul Tanno's great. I don't
know what Quentin Tarantino's deal was. Paul Dana was great
in the room.

Speaker 5 (01:44:40):
Was especially for There Will Be Blood. It's like what
it's like an amazing performance too, Oh want to make
good amazing performance by him? And then another like good one.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
You could probably there's probably bad movies with Paul Dano.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
Why he picked There Will Be Blood to criticize like
that's like the best one.

Speaker 5 (01:44:57):
It's it's kind of like being like, yeah, al Pacino
and The Godfather. Yeah, it's like one of his best
performances I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
Pc PCs extra videos for four ninety nine, Tony, I
love your show. What do you think would make a
good AVP movie? Bad Lands was badass?

Speaker 2 (01:45:24):
Loved your review.

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
Honestly, just doing the original story from the comic would
be good enough, although you would need The problem with
the comic is the face huggers are face hugging all
these aliens and then they just look like regular aliens.
It was before they came up with the whole like
it takes the DNA of a toast. So just do
the original comic and give us a variety of cool

(01:45:46):
aliens like have it like face hug a bunch of
things on the planet so we get some variety.

Speaker 2 (01:45:51):
But just do that story. It's good.

Speaker 1 (01:45:54):
The movie tried to do the story and got rid
of all the stuff that made it interesting other than
Predator teams up with girl, and even then they didn't
do that really well. But yeah, that's all I can say.
Just just do the first story, have fun with it.
Tuck Tuck nine thousand for five dollars, Tony, Please, I'm
running out of meatloaf songs that can work in a

(01:46:15):
normal sentence. You gotta review one before I stop making
sense with the titles.

Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
What what.

Speaker 3 (01:46:28):
Is he asking you to review a meatloaf movie.

Speaker 2 (01:46:30):
I don't know. That would really confuse me. Maybe I'm
just tired.

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
Maybe you'll know a lot'll be something real like ten
days from now and be like that's what he meant.

Speaker 3 (01:46:39):
Yeah, that's exactly it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:41):
By coach, have black for two dollars, breaking whose Tony
is still single?

Speaker 2 (01:46:45):
And a plump boy Tony.

Speaker 5 (01:46:48):
If you want to review a meatloaf movie, you should,
Oh my god, I sucked it up. You should review
Blood Rain.

Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
That would be a fun one. I would have to
play some of the game jocy. You ever playedlood Rain
or watch the movie?

Speaker 3 (01:47:01):
No, but now I'm curious.

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
It's a ouve ball movie. Just to give your heads up.

Speaker 5 (01:47:08):
Oh, to be fair, the game setting doesn't happen until
the third movie, so you can watch the first two
and not know anything about the game.

Speaker 2 (01:47:17):
So it's like a prequel. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
Blood Rain three, that's the one that they shot two
movies at once. They made it a lubberrella where they
just shot a movie about a super fat Lady Vampire Killer.
But they did it while filming Blood Rain three, so
it has the same sets and same actors.

Speaker 2 (01:47:37):
It's terrible. It's so bad anyway, Uh hold on for
two dollars? Talked up? Yeah, a meatloaf movie. I can.

Speaker 3 (01:47:49):
We did one, we did, we did today.

Speaker 1 (01:47:52):
I'll do a meatload movie on Patreon. Me and Joela Scola.
While back we did to Catch a Yetti?

Speaker 2 (01:47:59):
Does that count?

Speaker 9 (01:48:00):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:48:00):
You need to do a Black Dog?

Speaker 2 (01:48:02):
I had.

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
Black Dog's a good movie, right, that's with uh Patrick Swade?

Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
Yeah? Patrick, Yeah, I want to do that one. Plago
Jet Black for two dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
Tony's floating head looks like a saggy diaper, okay, Oh
god damn.

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
Paco Jet Black for two dollars. Luca Steve Erkle is
more popular than plump Boy.

Speaker 5 (01:48:22):
Oh, I don't like Pycho Jack Black anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:48:25):
You're more popular than Merle because the glasses?

Speaker 2 (01:48:30):
Is that? Why? Your ercle?

Speaker 3 (01:48:32):
Oh he hasn't insulted me yet, so I can't say anything.

Speaker 2 (01:48:38):
You know anyway, Joey C. What do you got coming
up lately?

Speaker 3 (01:48:46):
Well, I just did a examination of a town that
you never visited in Grand Theft Auto Santareas, which you
should check out because it was very popular. And guess what,
I got another one coming out.

Speaker 2 (01:49:00):
It was that a Trump impression?

Speaker 5 (01:49:01):
You just did?

Speaker 3 (01:49:02):
I think it was. I think it just came out.

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
It was very popular. Video, so much loses.

Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
Okay, and my movie The Boring Normal is doing the
festival circuit thing and that comes out next year. I
can't release them now.

Speaker 2 (01:49:19):
You haven't sent me that movie to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:49:22):
Oh, I haven't even uploaded it for anybody to watch.
But I will do that, and you're my first one.
So other than that, go to YouTube dot com slash
official Joey C.

Speaker 2 (01:49:32):
I thought we were friends, but I guess we aren't.

Speaker 3 (01:49:34):
We will be next week.

Speaker 1 (01:49:36):
Uh okay, well, Lucas, see if you got anything going
on your podcast off the ground yet.

Speaker 5 (01:49:41):
I have three episodes that are currently being edited right now.
I should have the newest wind come out on Sunday.
It's I'm finally finally releasing the goddamn Superman four episode
I recorded, so channel again. Uh, it's a movie with
three thousand reviews.

Speaker 2 (01:49:58):
Movie Web three thousand reviews.

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
Please go to that and uh wait, sorry, hold on,
I've been I've been neglecting the rumble Chat.

Speaker 2 (01:50:05):
Let's see if we got any rumble rants.

Speaker 3 (01:50:08):
Zero oh zero oh okay.

Speaker 1 (01:50:13):
And uh, Instagram doesn't do super chat, so why even bother?

Speaker 2 (01:50:18):
But no one left comments there anyway. That's it from us.

Speaker 3 (01:50:22):
Uh wait, hold on, you got one more?

Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
Yeah, po jet Black for two dollars, joey Ce say
something nice about plump boy.

Speaker 3 (01:50:30):
He has a beautiful bathroom when you walk into his house.

Speaker 2 (01:50:35):
There you go, h Pygo jet Black. You pay two
dollars to get an answer that you already got in
a previous all right, that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:50:45):
I love everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:50:47):
Goodbye, We'll see you for the year end wrap up, Goodbye,
let's coming.

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