October 2025 Wrap-Up - Hack The Movies LIVE! (#431) - Hack The Movies

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's to me, Aloney from Whack of the Movies, because
I'm I'm Warrio. I'm just like Warrio. Get it, get it.
It's the thing. It's the Halloween episode of Hack the Movies,
The Halloween the October twenty twenty five wrap up. My
mustache is going to be a nightmare. We're all in

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costume today. First off, we got our boy, Joey c.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hey, that's Joey sigal, Joey Fat's sigal.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
If you will.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Coming at you.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I like that you're doing the action move from your chair.
That's that's great because.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
He doesn't stand up exactly.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
And then of course we have the literal devil.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Good evening, Hello Gil, Hello, hell oh.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
No, you're you're you're thirty one days of terror. Month
of Terror, right, that was the name of.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
It, right, Month of Terror.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, it's really gotten to you. You've become corrupted.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
God.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
It will always be Month of Terror for me.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh that's scary, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
And next up, I'm sure she's gonna have the most
generic costume in the world. Generic Wiker, probably a cat,
probably a Barbie. I don't know who's big this year.
She's probably a chapel Roan. It's oh my god, it's
a much weapons. Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
I told you this was gonna be my sexiest costume
yet horrifying.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
But I yelled at Crystal right before this because no
matter what she wore, I was gonna call her the
Witch from Weapons. And then she showed up as the
Witch from Weapons.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
That's like playing chess. She was two steps ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Four dimensional chess with me.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh that's that's scary, Crystal.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
And for the first time filmed not on a potato,
not in a room full of children with the worst
internet audio is still not great. We have Mike Moorean here,
Mike the bearded outlaw. Yay, yeah, I'm not sure who he's,
the invisible man. I'm sure he'll be on screen in

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the second. I don't see him. Can anyone see Mike here?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
No, I can't. I just see a disappointing final run.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Of course, for the audio listeners, Mike bearded alcohol is
John Cena, which is appropriate. We're covering a John Cena
thing tonight. Yes, uh yeah. And of course the link
just went out to patrons. I'm sure it did. Hold on, yes,
it just ten dollar patrons. If you want to join
in in costume, although Luca Steve is usually in a

(02:57):
mask and uh as a literal furry, so I don't
know why it would be any different. Well, ship, I gotta,
I gotta, I gotta clip the last episode where we
went through all the furry art. Yeah, uh, twenty twenty five?
Why did it not? Why is it?

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Tony focus? What's going on here?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:19):
I need the furry art clip.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Are you guys seeing a different slide because it's just
showing the same slide on my end.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Now I see the pay different.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Yeah it.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Now, it's wrap up.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
I told you you were in Hell.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Okay, hold on, we're gonna import that slide in Hell.
Let's import that slide. Yeah, good job? Why is it?
Why is it not moving the way it should?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
I feel like I'm at like a corporate office job.
Like I swear these slides were in a proper order
before this.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Can you guys hear me in my own here? Hello,
we're going okay, tell me on it.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
It was fine. Nothing was wrong with the slide show
before this. There was nothing wrong with the slide show.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
You have once again, once again, you have one job.
You have no other job besides hock the movies.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yes, and I did this slide was just.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Ustas, how can we do this without our slides?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
We can't. I'm sorry. We cold on.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Get out of his whiteboard.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh god, no please.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, I taped the mustache to my face. Okay, there
we go. Everyone, please consider joining up for the Patreon
It's very important. You know, at any moment, my channel
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I want to apologize for the live stream that I
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(05:19):
glitch on Patreon's end. I'm currently dealing with the support
to make sure that doesn't happen again. But I'm very
annoyed by it. But it won't be a regular thing.
I hope Patreon's new to built in streaming over there.
We have a commentary track for hollowing for with me
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Find out what the hell is up with this guy's

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face and Me and Logan from video Villa reviewed r
l Stein's Pumpkinhead, not the good Pumpkinhead, the new rl
Stein's Pumpkinhead, which was originally going to be on this list,
but Crystal made me take it off or something else,
so we did it as a Patreon.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, you didn't tell me that? Confirmed I liked that movie.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
What the fuck, Crystal? Real quick? What did you think
of Marlstein's Pumpkin.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Oh, I was so excited to talk about that. Well,
this was the only one I was excited to talk about.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
No.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
Wait, no, I like Shelby Oaks, but like, holy shit,
I thought it was really good.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
That you did not tell me that October spent busy?
October spent pretty was that before or after? My channel
was to lead it for two hours.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
And kind of threw the whole thing off folks.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, Oh, what a lot happened this month. I was
filling Mike in on a lot of the stuff that
happened this month. So sorry about that. So Pumpkinhead was
a win in your book, right, Crystal? Yes? Okay, And
what did I think about it? Well, you're gonna have
to go to Patreon or become a channel member and
find out Uh oh, good news everyone. Lena from The

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Beautiful Dead podcast decided she doesn't want to do monster Mania,
but she already bought her table, so monster Mania sixty
five is back on the menu. Hack the movies will
be there. Everyone, please go to The Beautiful Dead podcast
and thank Lena for making this possible because me and
Tim royally screwed up. We kept forgetting to buy a table.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
It's feels like a Flight of the Concords thing if
the only way you get tables is when someone else
is like, I'm above this, I don't want to stay.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
That is exactly what happened.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
It really really worked out. She saved my life this weekend,
so we as of right now, unless something else happens,
we will be at Monster Mania sixty five and I
hope to see you all there. Joycey, what's the name
of the game.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Well, Tony, the name of the game is super Chats.
If you want me or the crew to whisper sweet
out things to you, send a super chat folks within reason,
of course, this is the Internet, Tony and I have
a reputation of getting channels deleted, so please, for the
love of God sends super chat support Tony in case
channel gets deleted again. Good God.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
H Yes, and uh I know Gil is on this
stream right now, and he is probably gonna have to
do double duty on a lot of these reviews because
I think you reviewed most of the things on the
list already.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Well, the the ones I'm going to talk about tonight
are ones that I already reviewed because.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
For me, good First up, not the black phone too,
just black Phone two from Blumhouse. That's right, he's back.
But what's his name? Again?

Speaker 6 (08:43):
I was.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
I was literally about to call him the black phone,
not his name. The grabber is back. Now. You might
remember the black Phone number one and you might be saying,
isn't he dead? How is he.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
A sequel?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Uh? Well, we skip ahead a few years. The brother
and sister are older. Now he's getting kind of mocked
for killing a serial killer, although that's a weird thing
to bully someone over. And then they get a call
from their ghost mom played by Anna Loor, who was
recently in Final Destination Bloodlines. We talked about her, Crystal,
and she's like, I'm your ghost mom from the past.

(09:33):
Uh hi. And then they get messages from dead kids
and they decide they have to go to a camp
that her.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Mom camp, very religious camp.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, a Christian camp that her mom attended years ago.
And while there they get stalked by the ghost of
the Grabber. Now, remember there was a supernatural element in
a black phone. The dead kids were able to communicate him,
communit kate with him through the black phone, and the
sister was able to get visions of like dead people
and have like psychic stuff, which is done in that

(10:07):
cool VHS camcorder sort of style or old film camera style. So, yeah,
he is haunting them. He's basically Freddy Krueger now going
into their dreams and trying to kill them. And he's
all horribly scarred and he wants revenge because they made
him kill his brother, who was the only one he loves.
And it's like, well, you killed a bunch of kids, But.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
There was no indication in the first movie he really
cared about that at all. He seemed totally fine putting
an axe in the back of his head.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you might have loved your brother, but
you loved killing a lot more. Yeah, it was an
unexpected twist for me. I actually enjoyed this, and I
know it's getting compared a lot, and judging by Crystal's face,
although I don't know if that's just the makeup or not.

(10:56):
Um some people are either four or but this is
basically a Nightmare and Elm Street replacements. It's for probably
not getting another Nightmare on Elm Street anytime soon, and
for me, I'm okay with it, although he did have
a few issues. Joey Sekaal, what did you think of
Black Phone too? Well?

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Of course, lots of callbacks to the Shining and Nightmare
with like Gwen's pajamas because I think those are the
same pajamas that Nancy War's.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Oh you know, I love.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
The fact that the movie didn't outright give an answer
to the afterlife, like or Heaven or Hell. It kind
of left it up to the character experiencing it. Other
than that, I don't know. I didn't really like it,
to be honest with you. It was it was too confusing.
I don't remember much of the first movie anyhow, It's
been years since I've seen it.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
But I was really used Joey. He can skate in
this one, I.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Know, and he wore different masks too.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
It's very cool and they make sure to mention, you
know he was a great Skater's.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Weird what it happens later? Well, Joey, it seems like
you're on the fence. Surely Gil loved this, right, Actually.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
I did like it. Actually, I think it had some
pretty big issues. But I feel like it all comes
down to how invested you get in Finny and Gwen, because,
especially for the first hour, she's having these nightmares. But
there's no reason for us to care. It's just there
are three dead kids. Okay, why do I care about
these kids? They're already dead. There's no indication that Gwen

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is her life is threatened. We don't find that out
until the second half of the movie. So it's kind
of like we're just getting clues about a murder mystery
we're not invested in. And to the extent we are invested,
what's the mystery? Who killed these kids? Well, the movie's
called Black Phone two, so like that, it's the grabber. Okay, Well,
where are the kids' bodies located under the ice? Because
in all the dreams they're under the ice. Yeah, so

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there is no mystery. The only thing that kept me
engaged was actually the more grounded stuff, just watching Finny
and Gwen thought the actor and actress did a good
job dealing with the trauma of what happened. But I
feel like as you get into the second half, the
drama kind of turns into mellow drama where a lot
of it gets resolved by speeches from characters. You kind
of just stroll in. You look like an angry kid.

(13:14):
I've seen that look before. Here's how to resolve your situation.
But I didn't hate it because I did get invested,
and I thought in the second half when it turns
into night Mare and Elm Street, I at least thought
visually was really interesting and it did some things differently
from night Mare and Elm Street, where other characters outside
the dream can interact with him, and where his mask

(13:35):
essentially becomes his new face. You rip it off and
rips his flesh off. So on that level alone, I
enjoyed it pretty mixed, but I didn't hate it as
much as other people.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Crystal, just get it out. What did you think of this?

Speaker 5 (13:49):
I hated it well also. Okay, so I'll also learned
not to go to a movie theater on a Friday night, Okay,
especially towards loween horror movie because it was nothing but
kids that snuck into it. I kept screaming six seven
sixty seven over and over.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Oh yes, six seven six seven. I don't know, I'm
hipping with it. Two.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
But besides that, I was I didn't know anything about it.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
I was confused. I was like, what's it going to be?
Because you know, he's dead, like dead, he's completely dead.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Day he might be too. To be honest, he actually
might be. But it just it seems so forced. It
just seemed very out there and seemed like, hey, how
can we bring him back? The only way to bring
him back is through you know, his spirit. Like it

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just felt it just felt like they're making the script
up as they went along, and they're like, wait, we
ran out of ideas. Let's do dream Warriors from Freaking
nightmaryln Elmstreet like straight up, because all of a sudden,
the girl becomes powerful. She's like, I can do anything
I want my dreams, And I was like, are you
killing me?

Speaker 1 (15:16):
You gotta boy. It's funny that, like the good innocent
ghosts can barely communicate. They have to send cryptic messages.
They have to speak through a specific telephone to someone
who is like for sensitive or has the shining out
of there. Meanwhile, the grabbers like an asshole. He's like,
I could just throw people around and cut them up.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
And the rules changed multiple times during this movie. It
wasn't consistent unless he was getting stronger because of the fear.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
But the thing is second viewing, I think the closer
they get to the bodies, the more power he has there.
So once they're on the ice, that's when the kids
are actually buried.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
They said he gets his power from fear, but the
thing is it's less fear, Like the girl he's trying
to control has less fear the closer he gets she
gets to him.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
So I might have just misinterpreted it, but the way
I saw it was that it was the fear of
the dead kids, like he's torturing them or something. At
one point might cut the the one kid's head like
in half. Yeah, I mean, you know, I'm not it's
definitely not.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Yeah, But that was all through the flashbacks, and my
thing is, Okay, these kids know these people are coming
to help them, so wouldn't they be less like scared
as it happens. It just doesn't to me. Yeah, the
rules just constantly change he's yeah, he goes from just
being able to control the girl to all this other
stuff and then he brings her to see how his

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her mom died. Like they literally were making up this
script as it goes. Is what it feels like. They're like,
oh wait, we we hit a dead point. Oh wait,
what can we do? Oh wait, we can show the
little girl how her mom. Like the thing is he
was like nice to her door.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Like it just yeah, it was implied that she went
crazy from the visions and just killed herself.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Because she more than implied that's what they said happened.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
But now she's studying and brave and a girl boss,
so we can't have that. Clearly it was the guy.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Who did it, and she was hurt and she was
so forced of trying to be like this spunky cursing
whatever whatever. And I was like, all right, girl, Like
this is yeah good actors.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
When they become teenage actors, it's like a rough period
and the acting for like all the teens and this
was kind.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Of especially when they were using the eighties words and
it would be so many in a row that's d
mint and I'm like, it just doesn't It sounds so awful.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Nowthing else that was like modern though, and I was
like that, so that was weird.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
When they had the grabber, they went six seven motherfuckers?

Speaker 4 (17:54):
How many people did you kill? I don't know six
or seven?

Speaker 1 (17:59):
So so Crystal hated it. Mike, did you see this?

Speaker 7 (18:05):
I didn't see And we just watched the first one
this week after those over their girlfriend's like, not fuck
this one, I'm gonna see the second one.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
This is oh good good. I felt bad that we
just spoiled a lot. And so no, OK, the mom
didn't kill herself. She calls from heaven at the end.
That felt a little bit like the live action Casper
where the mom comes back at the end.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Where you were talking about how like why is the
bad guy so powerful he can stroll out of hell?
Her mom makes one call from heaven and she's like,
I don't have much time, and I'm like why not? Why?
And Heaven on their guard got two minutes.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Here's here's another thing. The digital backgrounds. They look so
bad every time they cut to this mountain, the scenic background,
it's just so obviously blue screened and green screened, and
I'm like, why did they set it here? Why did
they like, it just looks so bad, even that whole
ending where they're fighting. I'm like, this is the most

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blue screen thing in the world. And it made me
appreciate the first movie more where it was just on
a set in like a tiny basement. Uh, they went
a little too big at the end for me. And again,
it's just I just never felt like the characters were
actually there in the snow whenever it was an exterior shot.
It is a pretty fake looking.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
And the fact that the fucking the telephone like right
there in the middle, Like now, it's just so forced
like that.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Because the ghosts can there. The ghosts can only communicate
through cell phones. Now. Look, when they get to the nineties,
I'm sure they're gonna have a Pom pilot that the
ghosts can talk through. But right now, just payphones. It's
the only thing they have, crystal. But why is it
always Why is it always broken phones? That's a good question.

(19:53):
They just use real phones.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
This is it comes back.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
No one else is gonna hear the phones, right, It's
just no, they're not supposed to.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
Yeah, yeah, I supposed to be just the boy, just
the boy, because even the girl didn't hear it.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
At first. Yeah, I do think the grabber in the
first one mentions that he might have heard it a
couple times.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
They said, the kid tells Finny the grabber hears it too, Yeah,
but he basically ignores it.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah. Uh, he's probably answered a million times. Just couldn't
hear any of the dead kids. So it's like whenever
I got a broken phone, who cares?

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Let me just leave this here.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
So I think the black sorry black phone two was okay.
I thought it was solid. Again, the digital backgrounds took
me out of it, and you're right, the inconsistent ghost
rules were a little confusing.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
Now do we think we're gonna have a third?

Speaker 2 (20:44):
One?

Speaker 6 (20:44):
Though?

Speaker 5 (20:44):
I have to interrupt, Do we think we're gonna have
a third? Because it kind of ended with a Jason
underneath the freaking lake?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Then I'm pretty sure. I mean this did really well,
right Unfortunately, Well, I remember the director or whatnot said
he would only do the sequel if he figured out
a great way to bring it back, and this was It.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Was the short film author Stephen King's son who actually
came and pitched the idea to him. Yeah, he really
he wanted to do the sequel.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah, He's like, because I can make more money that way.
Let me figure out how to bring him back. My
dad accidentally killed Pennywise, so now they have to do
prequels for that.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
But no, they really pushed it at Universal at Horror
Night Halloween.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Har well, I think out of it. The first one
was pushed pretty hard at the previous Hard Night, So
I mean, look again, we're not going to get another
Freddy Krueger for a while, so let's just strip it off.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Yeah, basically, but that do it better than most of
the nightmare movies.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Right, Okay, that stuff Joey, what are you look? Monster?
The ed Gean story by whatever his name is, Who's
the guy produces all these Ryan's Ryan Murphy another one

(22:13):
of his true crime stuff. This time it's about ed Gean. Who, guys,
I don't know if you know this. Ed Gan was
a real creep an example of some creepy stuff he did.
This guy liked to wear women's Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I accidentally got sorry. This is what I meant you like? Real?

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Wait is that an actual image from them? Uh huh,
that's an actual image.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah, the actual promotional image. He wears that on the
show us Yeah, based off the real life killer Edgar.
It tells the story of his overbearing mother who told
him that women are awful and pretty much messed him up,
but she had some help from a girl he liked
who really got him into dead bodies and stories of

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Nazis who would do horrible things to dead bodies. So
I will say it is nice that the show is
blaming women for everything that gen did. I didn't expect that.
We see the story of Ed Green, how he ended
up killing his brother which led him down this path.
He ends up digging up his mother. Well, he tries
to dig up his mother, but he failed, so he

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starts digging up other corpses that remind him of his mother,
and he kills a few people along the way. Then
this is actually an interesting thing the show did. So
it shows how like the Nazi comics he was reading,
describing all the skinnings and stuff influenced him. We then
see how ed Dean influenced Hollywood, and we get a
bunch of episodes with Alpher Hitchcock making Psycho and talking

(23:52):
about how it links back to ed Geen. Eventually we
get to see it from the Texas Chainsaw Masker standpoint,
and uh, yeah, I really don't like this show. No,
not fully. There are things I like about. I like
the idea of a horrible act influencing someone else and
how that keeps influencing people for decades and decades and decades. Honestly,

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the only thing I really liked was the Psycho, like
how his story affected Psycho and whatnot. The problem with
this is and the problem I have with a lot
of true crime stuff, which is why I rolled my
eyes when Joey C suggested this, But I was nice,
mostly like they're mostly padded out with bullshit. I remember

(24:38):
I tried to watch that other show he did, the
one about others.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Two of them.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Well yeah, but then he also, I mean he's produced
a lot of shows. Remember he did American Crime Story
where they tried to make it look like OJ Simpson
was a murder, which we obviously no, he wasn't. So
I went into this with in a bad mood. Uh.
And the problem I have with all these is I
know it's bullshit, So then I end up just looking
up the real story or watching a documentary because I
just want to know what really happened. And this show

(25:06):
takes a lot of like I think, kind of offensive
liberties because it's like a girl went missing, a babysitter
went missing, a bunch of Hunters went missing. No one
knows what happened to them, but ed Gean was alive
around that time, and this show's like, yep, the girl was.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
So far away. There was a maybe you can question
a Gaan on the the Hunters, maybe, but the girl
was significantly far away. And Edgan only killed two people.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Two people, and I will say the brother one that
was probably him when you look at him.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
That yeah, So that also was never proven.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah it was, but they did mention that he had
some like unusual markings and he was kind of dead
before the fire, So that one's a maybe. We're gonna
put a maybe in that one. But he only killed
two people. I don't like this show says that he
had a relationship with the one that he killed and
they were sleeping together when he himself said he was
a virgin. I mean, keep in mind, he probably lies,

(26:07):
but I'm just.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Like, oh, he was.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Offensive. I'm like, I don't think that's respectful. I don't
think that's nice to the victims family. And shit's saying
that she slept with a guy who killed him. But yeah, sorry,
I'm talking too much. Joey, the person responsible for making
us all watch this, how did you feel about this?

Speaker 5 (26:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
I I just thought it was you know, it's getting
a lot of press. Maybe we could discuss it in
a thoughtful manner. And we watched some wonderful scenes, such
as Ed Dean doing things on his kitchen table that
had no reason being that with which.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
He said, which he said he didn't do because they
smelled too bad, Like did you do that? He's like,
oh no, I'm not a weirdo.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Like the funnest part of watching this was like looking
up what actually happened on my phone, so I'm getting
a live history lesson dude, is everything on screen was
bullshit true.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Crime stuff and like war movies, Like if their movie
is based on something, I for whatever reason, those two
specific things. I'm fine with other movies based off a
real story, I know they're exaggerating, but true crime and
war stories, I'm like, I have to know what really
happened because I know I'm being lied to right now.
I need to know the actual details and I cannot

(27:26):
get into them.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Well, I think there's a lot of like mythos that
surrounds ed ed Gean, so they obviously played that up,
and I thought this was really good until I found
out that Peacock did one on John Wayne Gacy like
a week later, and I was like, oh, fuck, not
gonna watch that one. That one was way better. We
should have come that one.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
He didn't even know that.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
I was, Yeah, devil in disguise, this is the lord
I love.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
I will say that I.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Liked, uh, what's this phase playing Alfred Hitchcock. I gonna
watch a whole movie of just an Alfred Hitchcock movie.
Like whenever it cut back to ed Geen, I was like,
this fucking guy again.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
And the voice, Oh my god, the voice, dude, well
that sounds just like it kil.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
I know you didn't watch it, but you're not convincing
me like this the whole time.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Let's yeah, that is so accurate. You know What's so
fucked up about that?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Though?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
It is like ed Gean is buried like three plots
away from some of the people he dug up in
real life.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Well, it was a small town is fucked I think
it's tombstone's gone because they used to vandalize it all
the time. Okay, And look, I know ed Gean was
into like the Nazi stories of like Elsa Cock I
think her name was, who was accused of Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
But he wasn't like the way the way they made
it seem well.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
One, it's so he's constantly fantasizing about what the comic
said she did not so much but she didn't realize.
And I'm like, okay, whatever, that's just his vision of it.
But then it keeps going way too into a story.
I'm like, I didn't expect so much World War two
Nazi stuff in this. I get it's reasoning, but we
didn't need so many things dedicated and out. In the
later episode, she has her own subplot. I'm like, I

(29:13):
don't give a fuck about this at all. And then
they're talking to each other on a ham radio and
I'm like, that could not have happened. No, nice to
me to believe a lot of bullshit.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Right then, I will say, this is the most interested
I've been in the show. This entire conversation is this part, Gil,
of all.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
The people nazis, what got you into this?

Speaker 7 (29:32):
One?

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Just sounds weird. I don't know, Gil, you did watch it?

Speaker 7 (29:37):
No?

Speaker 4 (29:37):
No, I didn't watch it.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
I did like so ilseak. Obviously, she was the Nazi
to horrible things, but a lot of like they did find,
like bodies and jars and stuff, but for a reason,
they like pinned it all on her, at least in
the public conscience, but when they did like trials and stuff,
there wasn't enough evidence of back it up. So she
mentioned She's just like I didn't. He's like, I'm a
big fan of your work. She's like, I didn't do
a lot of what you're reading about. She's like, yeah,

(30:02):
I did kill a lot of toos, but I mean,
you know Comma Naze obviously, but I didn't make belled
out of nipples. So this red. Kean's like, oh, I
actually did that because I read the story. So it's
crazy to see like two psychopaths talk to each other.
I think I would like this if it was completely
fictional and was just say tired.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
Yeah, so if they said because it's the story of
like this is supposed to be the story of him,
and it wasn't. I am a a white, middle aged
woman who likes serial killers and cult films. Okay, or
like cult and cult films, but the whole story.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
You said, you're younger than me, you're not allowed to
call you know.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
You're just old Tony six seven. But I I love
listening about Eggen. I think he's one of the extremely
fascinating of serial killers, even though you only killed two.
That's actually what got me very interested in my favorite podcast,
time Souck. He really goes into every single detail of this.

(30:57):
It's really really interesting history. But this just sextualizes him.
And that's what this guy does all the time with
all three of his latest monster things, where they just
sexualize him. Egan look at his photo like one, there's
nothing sexy about him to his eye is not disformed.

(31:18):
And also you can hear interviews with him, he doesn't
sound like that. He also wasn't that special. He wasn't
that they all said in the story, like here's one
way he talks. No, he didn't talk like that. So
and I'm talking like he's like I know him personally. Yeah,
so Eddie over here, I didn't do that. Okay, he

(31:42):
he wasn't. He was simple, but he wasn't that simple minded.
He never had a relationship with that girl that uh
he was supposed to be proposed to. So they like
knew each other, but he never proposed. He definitely never
had sex. He he straight up admitted and everything. He
straight up admitted every single thing. And he said he

(32:05):
was a virgin. He said his mother like literally scared
the ship out of him with with just God and
all that religion, so he never even tried it. They
just the sexualization of this was insane.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
The weird thing about that girl is like, yeah, I
kind of sucked for her in real life. I guess
she was his friend. And uh, it's a.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
Small town, so I think, like when you say friend,
it's like you don't have that choice.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
But now it's like, Wow, that girl had to like
live forever with her association to ed Gaine and now
a show comes out years later. It's like and by
the way, her mom hated her, And I'm like, where's
the evidence of any of that? Again, You're being really
needs to real life people.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Yeah he was, he was a virgin.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
What huh isn't everybody what.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
If you're married, Joey, that's the only way you stop
being one?

Speaker 5 (32:54):
So oh never got married.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
No, that's good, Okay. I just had to make sure
I even.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
With the Alfred Hitchcock stuff, as well, like you have
that whole first time you're meeting him and he's talking
to the writer rubber Block about Psycho. He straight up
said the author straight omitted in real life that he
didn't know anything about Eddiging. He just took as inspiration
as Texas Chasel. They all took it as inspiration, but
they knew nothing of him. But then you have scenes

(33:21):
of Alfred Hitchcock fucking trying to rego into it.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Recreating Edgine's home like that didn't fucking happen, which, by
the way, me and Crystal reviewed Psycho. Check it out, Mike,
we've been talking a lot. Did you watch any of
this yet?

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (33:34):
I did.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
I'm sorry we didn't get to you. Crystal had a
lot to say. What did you think about this? Are
you the only fan of this?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (33:43):
I like parts of it, but oh I liked it.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
For the most part, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (33:48):
Yeah, it's like I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Joe just likes this series because the first season, Uh,
Jeffrey Dahmer kind of looked like him. Alight, come that
handsome actor who was in the latest TRIU movie looked
kind of like Joey C all right.

Speaker 7 (34:00):
Yeah, and that's the thing like with this one, like
Charlie Hunham looks as fucking literally nothing like what ed
Gaan looked like.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
It looks like John Cena.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Look look, look it worked a little bit. I don't
know if you know this, but Kane Hodder didn't ed Geen,
I've seen that.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
I've literally seen that movie and talking about looking nothing
like Eddy.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Let me see if I can pull that up here.

Speaker 7 (34:22):
Yeah, game is this little guy and then you got
this dude's like kind of shred and I'm like, no,
wonder you got like people filming bath for him.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Oh it's Charlie Hunham. You got you gotta take a
shirt off at least ones. Come on, you don't.

Speaker 7 (34:33):
Pass the guy that looks like the guy like Charlie
Hunham has a carry.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Others there's Kane Hutter his head, there's Jason Mordi's is
ed geny. I tried to watch another ed Gan shit.
But again it's one of those just like they want
all of these want him to be more interesting than
he was, Like, yeah, but he was just kind of
body's making weird stuff that in itself is interesting, but
then they always have to play up the murder part
of it. It's like, oh, you didn't really do a

(34:57):
lot of that, so you have to leave in the
other But I guess making a lampshade isn't good entertainment,
even if it is out of human skin. I don't know,
but yeah, I uh again, I don't care for these
kind of shows. I wish they just did a movie
about the making of Psycho.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah, that would have been the Dahmer season was the
best one.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
It was.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
She said, Well, they.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Announced, uh, Lizzie Borden's gonna be the next one. I
probably won't watch that one.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
You know what really pissed me all about that O. J.
Simpson show was the commercials because the first one was
his lawyer talking to his kids and it's like, yeah,
I know one of them is Kim Kardashian. And then
there was another trailer where O. J. Simpson's like, I'm
gonna shoot myself and it's always like, don't shoot yourself
in little Kimmy's room. And I'm like, why is every
advertisement want to remind me about Kim Kardashian Like she

(35:51):
was like six when the trial happened. I don't care.
That's so goody oh, yeah, I don't like any of
this stuff. I like some rhyme RV. I looked at
a bunch of I mean, he's produced so many things,
and heavily you're in like one or two of the things. Uh,
I'm gonna finish it. I'm like, I'm on episode seven.
I'm halfway through episode seven. I didn't get all of
it done in time, but now I'm investing. I want

(36:13):
to see how they wrap it up.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
It's wild.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
Don't they wrap it up? So I didn't see the ending.
Did they wrap it up with trying to figure out him,
using him to find out who.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Ted Bundy? I saw something that.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yeah, something like that, right, which is also made up,
of course.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
Massively made up.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
I mean you're going to see You're gonna see a
lot of other serial killers in the last episode, so
just be prepared.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
That's the other again. That's the funny thing where it's
like this thing I did influence a lot of people
in ways I didn't expect, which is funny. In the
Outfred Hitchcock thing where he makes Psycho and he accidentally
creates the sex horror genre and he's disgusted by it,
and he's like, well, I got to take some accountability
for this. I kind of did it, but yeah, this

(37:00):
was a miss for me and Joey. You should apologize
to all of us.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yes, but guys, I'd flex for you if I could,
but my guts in the way, I can't really get there.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Next, stup, let's lighten up the mood. Yeah, Tasmaker, Enough guys, guys,
enough about these nazis. Let's talk about Peacemaker Season A.
Peacemaker is back, baby, and the one big question was
how are they going to tie this into the new universe,

(37:34):
because clearly the Suicide Squad and Peacemaker Season one were
in the Snyder Verse, But then we saw characters from
this appear in Creature Commandos and The New Superman. So
we cut ahead a few years later. Peacemaker is trying
to sign up for the Justice Gang. That's right, the

(37:55):
Justice Gang, not the Justice League. So I knew they
were gonna do multi stuff. And when we did the
super and reveal, like, clearly he's gonna leave the Snyder
Verse and go to a new universe. Nope, Nope, nope,
the recap just reshot the edge of the series and
we all now have to pretend that this was always

(38:16):
in the New Universe. I'm like, that's kind of hard
to pretend. There were characters in Peace Baker's first movie
that were from the first Suicide Spot and other things.
So I thought that was weird how they decided to
do that. Did anyone else like that that kind of explanation.

Speaker 7 (38:33):
I was fine with it.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
I liked it. Actually, yeah, I felt, you know, we
don't need to do the multiverse thing, like, let's all
be adults here and just say it's a new continuity.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
They're doing the first thing. They had an owl, they
had a.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Yeah, but do you want to have a story that
deals with the DCU and like brings that back into it.
Instead we get this more personal multiverse story has nothing
to do with a bunch of cameos.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
I get. So I just thought it was But I.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Guess I'm seeing the theme though, between this and the
ed Geen thing. You don't like this inconsistency, Like, if
it's based on reality, it's gotta it's gotta stick to
the facts.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
I'm someone who didn't even really like most of the
Snider Verse. Actually, the Snider stuff was really bad. Most
of it. I liked when Zack Snyder wasn't involved, but
I just thought they were gonna have a clever way
to introduce this to him into the universe, and then
they just didn't do it.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
But I thought red conning it threw a previously on.
I thought it was pretty clever. It's funny to do
it because they even swap out jokes. He made some
joke about I think I forget who man with a
man and they replaced it with green lantern.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Yeah uh so yeah. Peacemaker said he didn't get in
the Justice Gang. He had a moment with Hardcourt, but
it didn't last. So then he goes into his multi
pocket dimensional room, which actually in the first season, I
was like, how do these fuckers get this thing? Where
did this come from? This season explains that they sold
it from a space man and he finds eagerly finds

(40:02):
a door like his and he goes in and it's
an alternate universe where his dad is alive and nice,
so funny, and his brother is alive and also he's
there and he accidentally kills himself when he walks around
the universe as that version of Peacemaker, and everyone loves him.

(40:22):
He is a hero. He is super happy, Meanwhile, back home,
Rick Flagg Senior he's a little upset about him killing
Rick Flagg Junior, and he has an out for him.
He wants to murder Peacemaker, but also because of the
events of Superman Lex Luthor opening the dimensional Rift, they
don't want anyone else opening up dimensions. They don't want

(40:43):
to cause the planet to like split open again. So
he has like a legit reason to stalk peace Baker,
but the real reason is just revenge. So of course
his friends all go into the dimensional Rift and they
try to find him and they convince him to come back. Meanwhile,
there's an Elmer flow fun plotline has a subplot which

(41:07):
is ridiculous. He is the Master Eagle and also Judah
Masters back. And the big twist is that it was
a Nazi universe the whole time. But you can't blame
Peacemaker for not knowing. Look how small that flag is.
There were no other clues that was actually good, Like
you didn't notice the Hitler bual. He's like, oh, how

(41:28):
did I miss that? We get a cameo from Lex Luthor, uh,
and it ties into stuff that'll probably happen in the
next season or future episodes. Joey C. How did you
feel about Peacemaker season two?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Well, I only watched a few episodes so far, butiler
spoilers bad, That's all right, that's all right. I'm glad
they recapped season one because that was like a lifetime ago.
I covered it on a site that shall not be named.
I don't want him to send me a letter again.
You know, it's good to see John seen his cheeks
in the first episode. Also, side note for those of

(42:04):
you that don't know, I'm really in a finished rock
bands like him, and we got a Hanoi Rocks shout
out in the in this season, which I think they
also did in season one, which is fucking awesome. And
if you don't know, that band is the one who
Motley Cruz Vince Neil famously killed in a car accident pie.

(42:25):
So season two so far has all the magic of
season one.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
This band killed a bunch of people.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Yeah, yeah, Motley crue Yeah, Vince Neil fucking killed Razzle
in eighty.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Two or eight.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
And I like the tone of voices like fun Fact.
By the way, fun.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Fact rest in Razz. Hanoi Rocks fucking Rocks if you will.
I'm actually really excited to finish this. I am actually happy.
You can imagine it wasn't too happy watching ed Gean
because there's some questionable stuff on kitchen tables and stuff.
But this one that I I you just can't wipe
the smile off my face. Man, good lord Gil.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
How did you feel about Peacemaker Season two?

Speaker 4 (43:04):
I feel bad saying this after everything you just said, Joey,
but I feel like the ending of this season was
pretty atrocious. Oh but you know what, the final episode
is almost more of an epilogue, so I did feel
like I got a complete story, and up until the
final episode, I thought it was a pretty great season.
Oh because to me, James Gunn his humor is hit

(43:25):
or miss, and he throws, but usually he throws so
much humor at it that enough hits for me. But
I feel like season two leaned more into the drama
side of it, and we saw stuff from John Cena
that I didn't know he was capable of, and it
was really impressive. And so for me, season two was
better for that reason, because it was a little bit
less of the humor and more of the dramatic side.

(43:48):
I thought the pacing got a little weird midway through
the season where there were two or three much shorter episodes,
like twenty minutes long, and it felt to me like
this you could have stuck two or three of them together.
It just felt like we need to have an eight
episode season, so let's stretch it out a little bit.
So Yeah, I thought it was great overall, other than
the finale, which I would just describe as super self

(44:09):
indulgent for music video montages. Essentially you get some of
the weird, like let's try and tie this into the
broader universe setup, stuff that doesn't feel totally earned. Overall, though,
one bad episode, seven good ones.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, I will say that last episode it felt like
the first episode of the next season just tagged onto
the end. I'm like, wait now, I want to keep watching,
but like I felt like we were wrapping up and
then you prolonged it. Chrystal, I'm assuming you didn't watch
this because you still haven't seen Superman.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
I haven't seen Superman.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
No, I haven't yet. I've been watching all this other
shit that he's making me launch.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Yeah, you're allowed to take time and watch Superman if
you want.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
I literally don't have enough time to watch the stuff
I have to watch for this, So now.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
I have to do every month, Crystal. It's fine, you can.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
I have to stay of it somehow because I can't
be like other reviews because I'm not.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
This is two out of three episodes in a row.
You were a toxic avengering you were in Monday's episode, and.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
Then what happens in December and January and February and
you about to.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Have a huge debut on one take. Oh yeah, this
is my helf FYI I figured, which is good because
actually it's a nice full circle because the first movie
I covered this month weapons Yes, what it's like we
planned this, Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Also, I talked I have to talk to my good
friend Michael Levy and be like, why did you take
down Gil's Screamboat episode? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:37):
I was gonna say, it's actually quite the stain on
it because I was always in my life going to
be able to look back and say I reviewed thirty
one movies in October. I guess outside US and Canada,
that's still true. And then the North America the one
episode is unavailable.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Uploaded, just re edited and re uploaded.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Well, the thing is it was not a content id thing.
It was the company manually went in and was like,
you better take that down, oh ship whoa, Yeah, I
mean I don't. They didn't say that. It was just
a manual claim.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Probably and get away with eight.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Yeah all right, never mind, I know what Michael says,
get back to me.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
When you sent me the thing that wasn't his company,
So I'm sure it's like a distributor thing.

Speaker 6 (46:20):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Anyway, Mike as the biggest John Cena fan here, how
did you feel about Eastmakers Season two?

Speaker 3 (46:29):
I liked it?

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Yeah, yeah, I had.

Speaker 7 (46:31):
I had a lot of fun with it. Now, obviously, Gils,
it wasn't as funny as the first season, but.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Really, I guess I just forget a lot of the
first season. I was laughing like hard at a lot
of this.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (46:44):
Well, yeah, I think Sena may have proven that he
might be the best wrestler turned actor.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Now we know that.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Yeah, sorry, I didn't put Smashing Machine on the list.
I want to say I'll do it for the year
and wrap up, but then I didn't do that for
Iron Call, and I still haven't watched that, so I
might find.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Just what is the best wrestler movie? You know, one
of those episodes.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
We did Suburban Commando in August. What are you talking about? Yeah?
Did you like the whole season to the last episode?
Let you down?

Speaker 7 (47:22):
Like it did not really, because I think I went
in knowing already a lot of people were disappointed by it.
I didn't watch it when it premiered.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
I will say the Nazi stuff was spoiled for you
on Twitter, like figure out, Yeah, everyone guessed it ahead
of time, but then like Twitter just spoiled it. And
then I was binging all of these and I'm like, oh,
that got spoiled for me. That got spoiled for me,
but I still enjoyed it anyway. It's like a somewhere
where to spoil Scream seven for me. I usually guess

(47:50):
the killer in the first act anyway, so I'll still enjoy.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
He was talking off the wedge, like, you know, you
actually made me feel better because someone spoiled Scream seven
for me, and Tony's like Gil, I usually guess who
the killer is anyway, and I still enjoy the movie,
and I'm like, I actually feel better now now you
can see the scale of problems in my life. I
need to be top off the ledge because a movie
it comes out in five months I was like, I

(48:14):
might know the ending of it.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Also, it's not like Scream. We talked about it Scream three.
The thing got leaked and they changed the ending and
did reshoots and stuff. They probably shot multiple things for this,
but anyway, I will say the best thing about this
was Tim Meadows character.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
He was so good.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
I fucking love the burd but that dug It was
like what.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
At first, I was like, Okay, this is a little
too much, but he never like breaks character. He says
it all with that same tone, and so it was.
It quickly grew on me. You could say, the most
ridiculous thing. It was so funny. That's what I don't
think season two was less funny than season one. I
just think it almost like just had a lower volume
of jokes, and I thought the ones it had typically

(49:03):
hit better than season one.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Yeah. I do love Adrienne in this one. Vigilante. Yeah,
not anything like his comic counterpart. I think the CW
shows did him a little bit more accurately. But I
love It's basically kind of Deadpool, but like Dumber of
his weapons room. All he has millions of dollars, it's money,
and he's like, oh, I can't actually use this money

(49:27):
be on ethic Old's blood buddy, and they all start
stealing money when he's not looking.

Speaker 7 (49:31):
And when they go to his universe and he meets
his other version of himself exactly and they like, they.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Are basically totally insick. There's only a few differences. I like,
when he's walking through the house, he's like, there's six
cats in that statue instead of three. That's a squirrel
instead of a chickmug, And that he sees both his parents.
He's like, my dad's not gay in this universe, that
he needs himself, and like you find out it's like, yeah,
you know. And then after we lost World War Two,
he's like, wait, we lost more wars.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
I will say, I feel like it takes him so
long to He's like, what are you talking about? No,
we didn't.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
I will say, uh, you know who loved this show?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (50:12):
A good friend of ours? How do I share the
share screen? Here we go?

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Was he doing recraps?

Speaker 1 (50:18):
No? No, no, A good friend of ours?

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Any time you start with that, Toney our good friend.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Riley would not stop talking about Peacemaker. I don't have
time to read all his tweets because I'm busy with
my very real job. Despite what my grandmother said to
me over the weekend, I don't have time to real sweets,
but I assume they're all positive because I did see
this one. He went out and he bought the hardcourt
life size standee that's on the official Peacemaker's store. He says, help.

(50:48):
Jens Cun's wife broke into my house and won't leave
me alone. So he really loves Peacemaker. If you could
go to his Twitter and just ask him Peacemaker questions
and tell him how much you love Peacemaker, he'll definitely
appreciate it. He definitely didn't complain and bitch about it
the entire time it was airing for being too funny

(51:08):
and boomer humor. Please just blow up his Twitter with
Peacemaker stuff. But yeah, season two, I enjoyed it. The
click again. The last episode did just feel like the
first episode of another season. But yeah, I think it's
a weird. So far, there hasn't been any real duds
in this new dc U creature. Commandos was fine, even

(51:32):
though it told us Rick Flag would have white hair
and he doesn't have white hair. In live action, Superman
was really good. Even though Crystal refuses to see it
because she's the Zack Snyder stand and she's constantly saying
restore the Snyder Verse. Every day she blows them up
my phone with all this stuff I do. But that
is our mid show break. We will read super chats,

(51:53):
get them in, but we have a video to play. Guys.
I interviewed actor filmmaker Jason trust who you might have
seen in some stuff. You'll see it in this interview.
He released an interactive video game called Afar, which is
gonna be out either now or soon. I'm gonna play
that video for all of you, and I'm gonna get

(52:14):
a tea and we're gonna come back and read some
super chats and get on with the show. So if
anyone has to pe do it now, guys. Okay, Well,
well hi everyone, I'm here with Jason trust Or. We're
here to talk about his new game, an interactive movie
actually called Afar. Hello, Jason, how are you.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
I'm doing good, just waking up down under here. Well
I guess it's like nude, but yeah, yeah, they're good.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Some of you might actually know Jason. I was going
into your catalog. You looked very familiar. We have a
lot of horror fans in the audience, and they probably
remember you from Hatchet Part three.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Yeah, before I lost my head.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Yeah, before you lost your head. Unfortunately you did not
survive Hatchet Park.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Now no one does.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
And if you guys are metal heads, you've probably seen
them in multiple Slayer music videos, including Repentless, which again
has a bunch of horror icons. Yeah, what was that?

Speaker 8 (53:13):
And there's this and the Slayer There was like the
fifteen minutes short for the Slayer kilogy. I guess it's
a sequel to that that with their final show. Yeah,
that's the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
So you guys are probably familiar with them. You've been acting,
you've been directing. Is also also for a number of
years now, and you've recently switched over into video games.
How did this happen? How did this game come to be?

Speaker 8 (53:38):
Well, anyone who's dabbled in the independent movie world knows
how difficult and how much bureaucracy there is with releasing
a movie. So I finished one of my recent movies
and there was a lot of bureaucracy and it was
taking a lot of time to come out, and I
was like, well, I can't start a full movie. I've
always wanted to make an interactive movie, like a game
that sounds less work.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Let's try that. For some reason my brain, that's how
it worked. I started doing that as something to keep
myself busy.

Speaker 8 (54:03):
And then I find myself like in the ground floor
of rainforests and Australia, just running around with a camera
by myself making this thing, and like, man, this is actually.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
A lot of work, really fulfilling, and I really enjoyed it.

Speaker 8 (54:14):
But yeah, this was supposed to be just like a
little like building the train in the garage, sort of
like hobby side quest that it really just took over.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
My entire year.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Yeah, I really enjoyed the little bit I played of it.
I died twice, unfortunately.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Good job.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Oh shit, So I'm excited to play it again on stream.
I might have the chat make all the decisions for me.
I really like FMV games, so I didn't get to
play a lot of them growing up, but because they
would just never run on like you would buy a
game and you put it on your futter, it just
would it run. My parents didn't know how to get

(54:59):
at the STUF. But when YouTube was blown up, some
of my favorite like game YouTubers to watch were the
ones covering old FMV games like Spooney used to do
it a lot, and I really fell in love with
those games, even though they were kind of buggy. I've
since played a couple of them, like Phantasmagoria Ripper was
another big one. What were some of the games that

(55:19):
inspired you for this? Is there a specific one or well, I.

Speaker 8 (55:23):
Mean I just liked FMV in general, like a vibe,
Like I liked a lot of the games and sort
of things, and like, I just I liked the nineties esthetic.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
I need this in that.

Speaker 8 (55:32):
But the one that kind of inspired me, which is
totally bizarre because I don't even know it's athopical people
know but me. But do you remember the four disc
x Files FMV game on PS one?

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Do I remember? Give me one second one? Well, of
course I remember the Files game. I have the PS
two one here or the past long game. Yeah, yeah,
I think it was like it was way more discs
on the PC. But yeah, actually I streamed this years
back and I had a lot of fun with it,
so yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
So I don't know.

Speaker 8 (56:04):
That's like, I think that's just the one that, like
my friend had because when I was younger, I was
always familiar with them, but like I have a Sega CD,
I didn't really have a computer, but like we had PlayStations.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
So I think PS.

Speaker 8 (56:14):
One was kind of when I started really getting into it,
like or I didn't have like a three D O
or you know, we're going way back into those times. Yeah,
just like that that sort of era of games. And
I've always you know, I've always loved Resident Evil. I've
always loved that kind of nineties survival horror aesthetic, like
the I mean, honestly, more than anything, Like my biggest
inspiration is the opening cinematic in the Resident Evil game.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Oh of course, Like I just I've always loved that.

Speaker 8 (56:37):
And I was like, god, I wish we could have
just gotten a whole movies like that.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Ready, no, don't go young at the helicopter.

Speaker 8 (56:49):
Yeah, just there's so much with that. I just I
absolutely loved it. And yeah, I was just like, I
don't know, that's a fun aesthetic. So I'll just take
a little little action camera down to the jungle and
I'll just shoot a bunch of stuff and make it
look like a VHS and like, you know, kind of
throw some twenty eight days later in there with that
and see what happens.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
And yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Love the aesthetic of the game. I love the retro
like vhs look to it, and it did remind me
of a lot of those old games. Perfect and again,
to choose your own adventure aspect is a lot of fun.
It's really pretty easy to get through. I think you're
even not only is it a game that you can
get on Steam, but there will be a DVD version

(57:30):
of this game? Am I correct about that?

Speaker 8 (57:32):
It's there is a DVD version out now as well
as a Chooser Own Adventure novelization on Amazon.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Well and how many well, how many endings to this game?
How many times can I play this?

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Well, if you count dying, there's five endings?

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Okay, yes, all right, yeah, oh good good, I've seen
two endings already. I didn't make it very far.

Speaker 8 (57:55):
Yeah, And I just I've always liked these sort of
choosing adventure games, like the one, like the FMV style thing.
But I think for me, my problem is I don't
know if anyone else has this problem, but I assume
is such we all have such a backlog.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
The idea of like these games that are.

Speaker 8 (58:09):
Five or ten hours narratively and they're like, play it
again to get another ending.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
I'm like, are you using me? I've got like, I've
got more games in my Steam library than I can
play before I die.

Speaker 8 (58:18):
Yeah, I've actually played the momp, So I was like,
I like the idea where it's like, in thirty forty
minutes you can sit down and do a run through
and then if you want to get some other friends
over the next weekend and try it again, do another.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
One and see what happens.

Speaker 8 (58:29):
Yeah, because I want to actually encourage replay value as
opposed to like, oh god, homework again. And as you'll
discover with the ending is they're all wildly different. So
I think it's worth actually going through it. And all
the different pieces of all different choices you can do
give you a wildly different, like little puzzle piece of
the lower of what's going on. So I hope that

(58:49):
means it's interesting to play multiple times.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Like I'm interested at this point, I'm investing in the story.
I like that the effect for the one monster looked
really really cool.

Speaker 8 (59:00):
Got a bunch of hands basically, oh yeah, that's a
lot of me in different things like that, Layered upon,
layered upon, layered.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Yeah, no, no, I totally get like how you did it,
but I really enjoyed the look of it again very nineties.

Speaker 7 (59:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Actually, followers of this show, we've actually covered stuff like
this before. Recently we covered the Final Destination three DVD,
which had to choose your own kill feature and then
I know, yeah, I don't know if you remember. Netflix
was trying this out for a little bit. They did
it with Black Mirror, but they also did it with
the WWE and Netflix made an interactive Undertaker movie a

(59:38):
few years ago.

Speaker 8 (59:39):
I didn't see the Undertaker one actually, the one that
kind of like started for whatever reason, this particular thing
and you'll probably notice it once I mentioned it is
the Bear Grills one.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
I didn't know that one.

Speaker 8 (59:51):
And this is I'm kind of this is kind of
making fun of that to an extent a little bit,
because there's the Bear Girls where he goes out and
tries to survive.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
He's like, should we go to the cave or do
we climb the It's like, you know, well.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
It's funny because this was this did become like a
big thing on YouTube a number of years back, when
you have like the captures that you could click on
it kind of went away when they started doing end
cards instead, but that was It's fun that it's coming
back in some way, shape or form. But yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:00:20):
If I don't know if me making an obscure one
means it's coming back.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
But well, look you're doing it. Netflix tried it. I
assume it's coming back, you know what.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:00:31):
But Netflix took all those down, like they got rid
of all that and purged it like it never happened.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Whoa are you telling me? Escape the Undertaker is no
longer streaming.

Speaker 6 (01:00:39):
I'm gonna be very it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Might not be. I know.

Speaker 8 (01:00:41):
They took down the Black Mirror one, and they took
down the Bear rules and like it's they've been deleting it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Choose their an Adventure is going away?

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Oh my god. Yeah, I don't even hold on. Hold on,
if you click on it, we're gonna see if it
still exists.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
I hope it does, because it's been getting scary.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
It does not exist anymore. They have a trailer for
it and you can't watch it.

Speaker 8 (01:01:05):
Which is exactly why I wanted to make a DVD
of this as well, because if there's any funny business,
you have that hard copy, and I liked the idea
of bridging the.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Gap, and I actually played it with.

Speaker 8 (01:01:18):
By my wife's godparents and I was like, how does
this work with like the seventies crowd? Like, well they
and they actually really got to do it because they
just have to operate or a dvder mote and press
left and right and enter and like it's just enough
interactivity that doesn't turn them off.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
But they're like, ooh, this is what video games are like.
And I'm like, yeah, basically.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Well there you have it. Netflix has totally failed and
you've beaten them at their own game. You've succeeded. But no,
I really really enjoy the game. It's got a fun
story of like a reality survival show, which now I
do have to watch the Bear Girls things. I feel
like I'll PreCure it that went missing, and you're like
an investigator going into the wilderness of Australia and old

(01:02:00):
mining village, which was also a dinosaur theme park that
I actually appreciated. I didn't know about that going in, like, oh,
I love dinosaur theme parks. This is great.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Yeah, there's a lot going on down there in Barlin
that way.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Also, I want to say thank you. I didn't know
this is gonna sound pretty bad. I'm not very well traveled.
I didn't know that Australia had their own Aurora Borealis.
I had to look that up. Well.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
I was playing as the Southern Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Yeah, you guys say that in the game, and I'm like,
that's the fakest thing I ever heard. Let me google that.
I'm like, holy shit, that's real.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Oh, it's it's very real.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
So I learned. Are there also giant hand monsters when
you witness it in real life?

Speaker 8 (01:02:41):
Or look, we you know, we don't like to advertise it,
but just don't go down after dark in those sort
of places.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
But yeah, so we get the game on Steam. If
we want to get the DVD, where do we go
for that? Or the novelization?

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Uh, they're all in my.

Speaker 8 (01:02:56):
Presents link tree, which okay, I'll flop a link with Amazon.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
It's just Afar Choose your Own Horror. It is the
title of the book. Okay, the link.

Speaker 8 (01:03:06):
Tree has the to my kunaki because I'm just selling
the DVD directly, because you know, if this didn't feel
like it was bootlegged and black market, I wouldn't be
doing the nineties.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
I used the service.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
I used Kunaki a very long time ago. I'm very
familiar with it. Perfect, all right, but this was great.
And Jason, where can we just find find you?

Speaker 8 (01:03:26):
Just your I'm on I'm on everything, I'm like the
I think I'm the J trow on Facebook. I think
I'm also at the j trow on x formally known
as Twitter, and Jason W. Tross on Instagram on some
sort of form of that on Blue Sky as well.
I don't know pretty much. If there's a social media
I'm probably there for some reason.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
All right, everyone, please check out that game. Follow Jason
and now let me know what you think. Follow me
because I'm going to be streaming it soon, probably this
weekend hopefully, and you can help me decide how to
beat the game. You will decide all the things for.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Me, telling me how to die.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
But anyway, okay, that's it from us. Back to the show. Wow,

(01:04:36):
that was fun. Welcome back, Welcome back, Welcome back the
Crystal Die. Oh there she is.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
She's in the litter box. Why were you in the
litter box?

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
We can't hear you. He asked you a question?

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
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Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Yeah? Also, I just poured tea onto the mustache and
it ruined the adhesiveness, and I had to put more
tape on my face to keep this mustache.

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
When you when you realize you're allergic to that tape tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Yeah, Also, I realized I've made hold.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
On, your lips are gonna look like crystals?

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
What am I? Hold on? Hold on, hold on?

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
I know he's flabbergasted. Again.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
I made my nose pink, but it is not showing
up on this fame.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
I see it, I see it a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
The fact that we all saw it and we're like, yeah,
it looks normal.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
What are we doing here? There we go. All right,
let's read some super chants before we get into the
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(01:07:34):
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(01:07:57):
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(01:08:57):
is his own son? True. I'm sure that's gonna make
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Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
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Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
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calls himself mister Italian wide load as part of his
plan to destroy America by claiming that he has friends

(01:10:11):
that love him. Hashtags sad boy, that's sad, that's can have?
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Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
No, my dating profile. I don't know if you guys
saw oh god uh during the UH during the uh
constantly during The Child's Play three episode UH, Tim said
that I should make uh my Tinder profile the chucky chant.
So my profile, my about me says add a, Tony Dumballah,

(01:10:49):
give me the boobies. I beg of you. I've gotten
zero matches. What which I'm gonna be honest, is a
normal week for me on Tinder.

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So what are you gonna start taking this? Seriously, Tony?
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To Tinder and stuff after like months of abandoning and anyway,
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anyone else felt the end of Toxic Avenger was basically
the end of Wes Craven's Swampting or is it just me?
I love Wes craven Swampting, but it's been a long
time since I watched it. Uh. That gives me an
excuse to rewatch it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
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entire two hours.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
I like a momp thing and I like Wes Craven.
It's been a long time since think.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
I picked up this pitchfork and it put me in
a move like I want to attack people.

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Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Review. Brady wants me to review Bamboosle. I'm like, I
don't think that's gonna be a Patreon one. Oh I'm
gonna do well. I couldn't get Black Dynamite to do well.
They just think Bamboozle. Dude to bides member for nineteen
months at Crystal. I brought a bowl, but I'm out

(01:12:17):
of water. Oh from weapons that she has.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Yeah, I'll bring the seven hot dogs I got.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
I didn't realize it was on HBO Max. Now I
kind of want to rewatch it again. Then, oh uh,
Lauren went to New Orleans over the weekend and I
got a drunk text from her, like one in the
morning of her and her friends doing the weapons run.
I just get this Medo someone breaking a stick and
it's Lauren and three friends just running down the street,
like what the hell? Piko Jet Black for five dollars.

(01:12:49):
One of my fears is that Tony will one day
snap and whip it out to prove to people that
he's manly down there, even after the surgery didn't work. PIKEA,
come on, I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
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Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
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normal one. That was two weird ones in a row.

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Speaking of Hitchcock, did anyone ever see that Tippy Hedgrid
memoir movie that allegedly clings that predatory pervert that it
used her on set and had a live bird attacker.
I remember that was like a thing I have.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Heard that I've never heard of that.

Speaker 6 (01:13:33):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
My mom reminds me every time I bring up Alfred Hitchcock.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Movie about Alfred Hitchcock, The Girl. It was a TV
movie with a Sienna Miller who played and uh oh,
Toby Jones played Alfred Hitchcock. I might have checked that out. Then,
Uh yeah, I'll look into that Curio Pilot again. For

(01:14:01):
four ninety nine, Love James Gunn answer to incorporating Peacemaker
into the new DCU gas lighting send your six for
five dollars? How much for you Tony to go as
John Cena for Halloween this year? Second? How much for
you to reenact scenes from Mummy Coup?

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
What scenes from Mummy cop do you want me to reenact?
First off, I can't beat John Cena this year. I'm Warrio.

Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
But Tony will do anything for money, so he might
change his mind.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Yeah, it won't come in time for how maybe next Halloween?
Curri a Pilot three seventy nine for nine ninety nine.
Sorry for the confusion, Tony. YouTube won't let me mention
what the Sun was donating. But it was the billionaire
you mentioned that was trying to stay young by injecting
himself with a red substance. We were talking about Kevin

(01:14:58):
Bacon was injecting like gorilla blood and stuff into him
in toxic Avenger. So I think he's referencing something about that,
and I guess you mentioned a billionaire did something like that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
Oh, Brian Johnson, there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
We figured it out. We figured it out.

Speaker 5 (01:15:15):
But just to be one hundred percent sure, he said
something about the billionaire being his son. Yeah, now I'm
even more confused because he was.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
The what the blood he was injecting himself with was
coming from his own son, Brian Johnson's son. I think
that's what. He's a legend in the super chest.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Hold on, I know his.

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
Son had something to do like one of his sons.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Yeah, no, I know exactly what you're talking about with him.
Brian Johnson is swapping blood with the seventeen year old. Yeah, okay,
I remember that story now, yeah, son, No, that's the question. Yeah,
his son is in on it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:55):
Son is really big into it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
I think I think Ryan Long, the comedian, and they
made fun of this guy a couple of times. I
watched a couple of clips of their podcast making fun
of this dude. Okay, yeah, I know. Sorry it took
us so long to get there. But yeah, guys, get
your super chats in. We're gonna get back to the
review section here, little wild superchat segment. Next up, How
Sun Eden a movie about two horror YouTubers doing their

(01:16:24):
ghost adventure show. This is so we had two Nazi
things in a row, and now we have two YouTube
ghost things in a row played by real life horror
YouTubers and influencers want to call me Chris and Selena
spooky boo. I guess they got popular enough to do
a movie. They got way more followers than all of

(01:16:45):
us combined. Holy shit. I didn't know anything about this
until Crystal kept telling me about it and then demanded
it be put on the list, And I took Pumpkinhead
off the list for this one. Yeah, this is a
shut Her exclusive. It's about them looking for a place
called House on Eden, a alleged haunted house, although there's

(01:17:07):
not much information, so they go out there with their cameraman.
They find the House on Eden in the middle of
the woods. It's abandoned, but it looks really, really nice,
and they start doing ghost adventuring stuff and they encounter
creepy poultergeists and it leads to a larger conspiracy. Joey C.

(01:17:30):
I think you're the only one other than Crystal who
watched this. What did you think?

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
You know? Surprisingly, I actually thought it was pretty good.
I knew nothing about it. You changed this movie and
sent me the list, and I said, all right, I
guess I'm watching this. It was basically like if you
ever watched Watcher or BuzzFeed Unsolved with Ryan and Shane.
It was basically that in a movie if stuff really happened,
and I didn't know they were influencers. So the black

(01:17:56):
haired girl, I was like, oh that, she definitely looks familiar,
and then I found it YouTuber. But it really just
felt like like the latest hell House move movie with
the Carmichael manor where it's like they have cameras, they
find a mansion or whatever, they go inside and spooky
shit starts happening. Very cliche, but it was fun. I

(01:18:19):
love found footage movies. It's it really has to be
bad for it for me not to like it. As
a found footage movie. It kept me entertained, but it
was It was very cliche. So if you don't want
a cliche movie, this checks every found footage cliche.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
Ever, well, don't worry. We'll be free of cliches when
we get to Shelby Oaks.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
You said you liked it, but it's gotta be really
bad for me not to like it. Could you stop?

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Crystal as the person who recommended this? Did this live
up to expectations? What did you think?

Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
I think I lived up to what I was expecting
I think so I knew this was their first movie.
I like their content. I really like Chris's content. She
called me Chris. I saw her a couple times on TikTok.
I thought she was funny, and then I went to
watch McCall it the box saying, why am I forgetting
the name Johant? Was it Johann?

Speaker 8 (01:19:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Yeah, I went to create a clash one that's scammed
that you guys were all participating. I didn't, but I
got anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:19:28):
So I met Chris at Creator Clash and I went
up to her because I was like, hey, because there
were so many different influencers there too, YouTubers, and she
was actually really chill, and I was like, I love
the fact that you're actually super chill and you seem
to be like the actual realist one here, and her
content is fantastic. I think her content is absolutely hilarious.

(01:19:50):
She does these great characters. She's funny as hell. I
like Selena as well. She's very spooky. She loves a
spooky vibe. They actually do their own pair normal YouTube
videos as well, which I like, love the paranormal investigations.
So what they're doing is they're using real equipment as well,
and since I've been on, Like I, being on a

(01:20:13):
real investigation is mind blowing and definitely changes a lot
of things, especially when you're watching this kind of stuff too,
So I really appreciate that watching it. I think they
did a great job for their very first time. If
you watch their content, it feels like you're just hanging
out with them. Yeah, I'm not sure I get. I'm
likely the fact that Joey liked it and doesn't know
who they are or have ever seen their story.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
I'm glad you said that. So first off, can you
plug that ghost hunting channel you're on, because I Feel'm
gonna feel bad if you don't plug the ghost Hunting
ghost Stories Hometown ghost Stories.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
There you go a great, great, great, great show. They
talk about ghost stuff, but then they all like different
ghost stories. But then they also go on paranormal investigations
every so often. They are legit. They will if something
goes wrong, like when we were in the one house
and the lights turned off the mach one. You know,

(01:21:03):
it shows us kind of freaking out, But later they
say they debunked it, that it was actually the caretaker
of the house actually accidentally interned lights. On so they
straight up say it when it's not real, which some
people don't do. So for this movie, hometel Goo Stories
is fantastic. Check them out.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
So for this movie me not knowing who any of
these people were, Joe, You're right, it is kind of cliche.
I feel like it took way too long for the
horror to start yep, yeah, and it was like real
subtle horror, and then the movie was done. But I
wasn't annoyed because I will say the two actors have
very good chemistry with each other. You could tell they're

(01:21:42):
really friends, and they were funny and charming, and I
actually felt bad. I'm like, I feel like I would
appreciate this so much more if I was a fan,
but I'm just like, but I am liking this. I'm
liking them together, and like, I guess I didn't mind
the cliche part of it because they were so entertaining,
but it wasn't even like because they're funny, but it's

(01:22:04):
not like really a comedy. So when the ending shifted
into her like, the scares were good. The twist was fine,
but I don't know, it didn't didn't quite stick the
landing for me. But I would see something else they
make again. Again. They're just fun. I actually will probably
subscribe to her channel because I actually enjoyed them, Like, yeah,

(01:22:24):
I already did.

Speaker 5 (01:22:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think they did a great job.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
Was gonna say, which one did you meet? The one
that's on screen right now or the.

Speaker 5 (01:22:37):
Blonde the blonde one or the one in the middle
her dittle left. Yeah, I talked to her. She absolutely hilarious,
like she was the first one.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Here's her calling ed Ganes slop. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
No, I completely agree with her that it's just a lot. God,
get that stuff out of the way.

Speaker 7 (01:22:58):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
Most of their script for this movie, though, it was
improv Yeah, it was like super super rough idea of
what they were going And I think they filmed it
in a week and I think they only spent ten
thousand dollars. I loved it that it was Yeah, I
think it was ten thousand dollars. I try to quickly
look it up to see all this stuff after I
watched it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
No, I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:18):
I love the fact that Shutter took over, like Shutter
took this, like the fact that Shutter was like, yeah,
let me take this independent film that you know, was
super super low budget.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
I love that my mustaches just keeps falling off. No, no,
it was, it was. It was solid. It was a fun,
charming time. I want to see what else they can do.
The scares were good again, like I said, they just
came a little too late and then there was like
a big twist and the movie was just done. And
again it was another one of those like kind of

(01:23:48):
seen this all before. Yeah, it feels very familiar, but
that's when real compelling character can help you overlook those cliches.
Speaking of found footageing cliches, our next movie is Shelby Oaks,
also made by a YouTuber about YouTubers who hunt ghost stuff.

(01:24:12):
It's a theme here, Crystal. I didn't realize that we
were gonna have movies like it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
So this is produced by Mike Flanagan, who's like one
of the biggest name in horrors right now, and directed
by Chris Duckman, who a couple of years ago did
a video saying, moving forward, I'm not gonna give any
negative reviews or talk bad about movies, and that was
a very strategic thing to make sure no one gave

(01:24:39):
him bad reviews when his movie came out. So anyway,
Shelby the Other Night UH tells the story of a
girl and her friends who were YouTubers who hunted ghostuff
who went missing.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
UH.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
She's presumed dead, her sister is still looking for her,
and she's part of this documentary that piece together all
this footage of all the footage that they found of
the victims and all the stuff leading up to it.
When the documentary is done, like twenty minutes into the
movie and it suddenly switches to a real movie, which
I was not expecting, some guy shows up, says she

(01:25:16):
let me go, and then he kills himself in front
of her, and she's terrified until she realizes he has
a tape that says Shelby Oaks, which is the amusement
park where her sister went missing. Also, on the tape
that they had there was a big giant dog ghost,
but we'll get into that in a second. What we're
not seeing is how she wears blood of a dead

(01:25:38):
man on her face all night long, investigates the new tape,
and then she goes on a mission to find out
what really happens, which brings her to a first a
jail with the guy who killed himself. She looks into
him and then leads her to Shelby Oaks for five seconds,
and then we just go to a creepy house where
there's a lady worshiping an.

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
I feel you are explaining this so terribly because I
really love this film, and I feel like you really
sucked at explaining that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
Well okay, sorry, Joey, did what did you think? Right now?

Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
Now I'm awake again.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
You know, Crystal is gonna hate my explanation. It's kind
of like it's basically paranormal activity with the sisters and
the demon following the sisters around and the cold business.
I will say I do like that it switches from
found footage to traditional as you know, I love found
footage movies, so that's very fun. Tony. I think me
and you could be the new Paranormal Paranoids or PP

(01:26:43):
for short. I think we do a We do a
fantastic job. The suicide scene was not fun.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
I did not. But by the way, so me and
Adam did all three Trod movies recently, and I forgot
the first Tron movie. The game is called Space Paranoids,
and then they mentioned it in Tron three and I'm like, oh,
what a funny name only in the eighties when a
named that ridiculous be something, And then I go into
this movie like Paroral Paranoids, when that is so or.

Speaker 5 (01:27:10):
Pp for sure, it's a YouTube show. Like, of course
half of them sound stupid as hell.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Hack they can't. Yeah you do it sounds great, all right?

Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
How do you deprecate someone who's so self deprecating?

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
At least my channel is just not my name with
official in front of it, because so many people have
my name.

Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
And you know, I was watching an old review of yours,
like seven years ago, and I saw you had a
logo or movies. Oh it was a circle with a
red arrow pointing at it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Oh yeah, you didn't know. I used to do this,
is Laura. Actually, Mike, this might be how you found me.
You're like an o G fan. I used to do
fake trailer breakdowns and fake trailer reactions where I would
get everything wrong and purposely make up bullshit, and I
would always have misleading arrow pointing thumbnails that drove people nice.

(01:28:10):
The one is literally the Spider Man Homecoming. It was
Spider Man and then I circled just the empty sky
behind him. That was my logo for a bit. So, Joe,
you like this movie. It was good for you, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
I I liked it up until the ending. I feel
like when Mia goes to the cabin and the old
lady starts spilling the beans, it was it felt way
too rush because at that point there's only like ten
minutes left in the movie. So like, is the demon Riley?
Is it the baby?

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
I don't quite know, gotcha asking questions? You're talking about it?

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
Oh, is this what? Woody?

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
Woodpecker felt like.

Speaker 5 (01:28:52):
The demon was its own thing that they worshiped.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
And I guess he possesses people. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:29:00):
They said he possessed the one guy the Sun because
he you know, he was a little bit different and
he was easy, he was able to be possessed just
by the type of person he was.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
Well, he was a baby because they say from his birth,
the whole.

Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
Time from his birth. Yeah, okay, but the same thing
through her. It was kind of like planned as like
this is going to be the next parents basically at
the next demon child that's going to take.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
Which again is basically Crystal.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
It is the first three parallel invented a demon possessing
someone Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
A lot, no, but specifically no literally parable activity. The
first one, it's like this demon watched us and it
was always after me. And then the sequels it was like,
actually at one and the other sister so I would
have a baby and I'm watching this. I'm like, I've
seen this. Uh, there's a lot of But you.

Speaker 5 (01:30:00):
Had no problem with Black Phone two being another freaking
nightmare on Elm Street.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Yeah. They weren't trying to hide it. They were trying
to hide it though. I think they were like, yeah,
we're basically Freddy Krueger now and again the characters entertaining
Grabber is fun Gil. What did you think of Shelby Oaks?

Speaker 4 (01:30:14):
I didn't see this movie, Mike, What did you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
Think of Shelby Oaks?

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
I didn't see it?

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Crystal, you said a lot now that we finally got
to you just go back on the bottom. What the fuck?

Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
I was so happy. I was like, Wow, finally a
show where I'm not on the bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
Wait, wait, and now I'm back. I thought you okay,
I thought you just said you did.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:30:37):
I was saying it'd be funny if you got the Crystal,
and she was like, I didn't see this.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
What did you like about this, Crystal? Because I like
this shut let me tell you.

Speaker 7 (01:30:50):
WHOA.

Speaker 5 (01:30:51):
I like the fact that start sure just got your.

Speaker 4 (01:31:00):
Oh my god, can you bring you back now?

Speaker 5 (01:31:06):
Stage fright put me back?

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
No, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:31:11):
I thought it was really good because I like the
fact that they did the whole documentary and really did
feel like a fucking documentary in it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
I liked the documentary part.

Speaker 5 (01:31:19):
I love that it went to a normal movie. It
also took the pound footage, so there was a whole
bunch of different aspects on that. I thought it was
pretty good following around this team, which did feel a
little bit realistic, falling around this trying to be paranormal.
They were somewhat popular people calling it a hoax when
they actually went missing. I thought it was interesting about

(01:31:42):
the guy that came through, like you kind of think
it was a demon that actually ended up killing them
in the cabin, but actually ended up to be a
real person.

Speaker 7 (01:31:50):
I don't think it was that.

Speaker 5 (01:31:51):
Crazy super cliche. I thought it was interesting with the
hell hounds. It was what I didn't like so much
is that and this is such a small little thing
as just like it's mixing Christianity with paganism, talking like
bringing hell hounds in and talking about hell but also
bringing in like a pagan type demon. It felt like

(01:32:12):
almost like a character. He was mixing up both. Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
I thought it was a Newbis. I know he has
a name, but the demon looks like a Newbis, like
I thought. I was watching Mummy Returns when it showed up,
and I'm like, oh, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
One of the Yeah, you're watching this movie. You're like,
is this Mummy Returns that we know. I didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
The demons. I thought it was gonna be this cool
looking thing and that he seen it like, that's a
dog man. Looks like the thing that the guys were
fighting at the end of the return. Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:32:41):
No, I thought it was great. I thought it was entertaining.

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
Uh it was.

Speaker 5 (01:32:47):
I kind of knew what was gonna happen in.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
The end, but yeah, I called everything that was gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (01:32:53):
I still really liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
And dogs were pretty rough.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
Yeah, well they pumped money. By the way, when we
do super chats again, remind me to read for your
super chat. I just realized I totally glossed over on purpose. No,
I didn't mean to do it. I just looked at it.
I'm like, oh, wait a minute, right, anyway, for me,
it's just it is just like a bunch of movies
I've seen in a blender where we said that actually.

Speaker 5 (01:33:22):
Seem to have problems when other movies do it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
Yeah, Uh, the problem, somebody's jealous, here's the problem. The
House of Eden did the same thing, but again I
thought the main characters were charming. Same thing with Black
Phone two. Now, this lady, although she is a cug ger,
she was very cute. Uh, completely bland as hell and
just makes way too many dumb decisions, like really dumb

(01:33:48):
decision like why are you going to that prison by
yourself at night? Yeah? At night?

Speaker 5 (01:33:54):
I know the reason why she went by her No,
it does make sense why she went by herself. The
whole thing is like, why do we always have to
go like you're not doing an investing, paranormal type investigation
or something like that. You're just trying to look at it.
So why'd you go? And I know because her husband
thinks she's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
Yeah, that's all, but then she keeps acting crazy and
then she goes into that old lady's I feel like
the Old Lady comes way too late. I knew it
was coming because He's like, she let me go, and
I'm like, oh, clearly he was possessed by something else
and he knows the location of everything. I just I
kept calling what was gonna happen? And sometimes that's fun,
but I was expecting more from this. I think I

(01:34:31):
was mostly let down because I liked the trailers, and again,
the first twenty minutes like hooked me.

Speaker 5 (01:34:35):
Oh, I didn't see the trailer. I went into this
having no idea what was it even about.

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
Also, it feels like I don't know how you felt
about this Showsie. It feels like Mike Flanagan might have
spiced this up a little bit. There's a lot of
moments where you see the dog demon in the background,
and Mike flanninghand did the Haunting of Hillhouse where he
hit all those ghosts.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
Yep, he actually did that before in.

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
His Wiegi prequel movie. There's a really good moment where
there's something in the background that they don't draw attention to,
and this movie does it a lot, and I'm like,
how much of that was Chris Stuckman? How much was that? Then,
being like, this movie's kind of plan, let's spice it
up a little bit with little moments like that, and
there's a good reason to do it, because Long Legs
did it with The Devil last year and everyone really
liked that. So it just feels like they were trying

(01:35:19):
to spice something up that was just a little too
generic and bland for me. I didn't really like the
crazy old lady at the end. She wasn't very scary.

Speaker 5 (01:35:28):
She was supposed to be scary.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
I think she's supposed to be a little scary. It's
just everything Shelby Oaks. You have this thing about like
a haunted amusement park. I'm like, that's a really good
setup for a lot of spooky stuff. And then she
goes there and she's like, all right, back to a
cabin in the woods.

Speaker 5 (01:35:45):
I'm like, wait, what, Shelby Oaks is the town?

Speaker 4 (01:35:48):
I know, Tony, if it always goes the way you expect,
it's boring. You thought something scary was going to happen
at the amusement park, and they set this up.

Speaker 5 (01:35:58):
The whole time, like you saw like the initials as well,
like that was symbol and I knew they.

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
Were gonna end up in a house or something. I
just didn't think I thought we're gonna be at the
freaking Amusement Park a little bit more. And I thought
the demon wasn't gonna look like a furry at a convention.
I didn't think rent On the Shave was gonna be
in this movie, but apparently they added a bunch of
gore that he didn't have the money for initially, and

(01:36:27):
the few gore scenes do feel out of place. The
guy get in his face like ripped off, I'm like,
that didn't really feel like it matched the rest of
the movie. But here, look, I'm happy for Chris Duckman.
This is a at least a very competent movie. It
was made well. I just think it was just so
many shit we've seen before, and the main characters were

(01:36:47):
kind of blame And I know this girl is apparently
like a really good actress, so I was expected for Oh,
Keith David is in it. For like five seconds, they
really Keith David up and then he's like, I'm the
warning that guy's a bad guy. All right, I'm out
of the movie now. Oh, probably get more of him. Uh.
It just didn't land for me, But I'm happy for Chris,
and I'm happy for more YouTubers to make movies and
I will continue to keep covering them on the show.

(01:37:08):
Last thoughts on Shelby Oaks, Joey c Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Just remember folks always support YouTubers who make movies. Okay, always,
even if it gets filmed in their backyards. Just always
support YouTube.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
Yes, make movies. You have anything to plug recently, Joey
c That might be related to that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
No, No, I have nothing to plug, but I will soon.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
Gil and Mike, are you excited to see this movie
now that we talked about and then fought with each
other over?

Speaker 6 (01:37:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:37:38):
Yeah, I mean I would want I would have wanted
to watch you know what actually is gonna say, I
want to watch it so I can get in on
the fight. But I feel like I kind of did anyway,
so I got the best of both worlds.

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
Christal, you think people should rush out and see this
and that I didn't say rush out.

Speaker 5 (01:37:52):
I thought it was a good movie. You just fucking
like he smashed it in the dirt for no re.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
Do this.

Speaker 5 (01:38:02):
I love fucking black Phone too, Like fuck, it was okay,
it was okay.

Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
God remember the part when he spun the girl around.
She was shooting blood every rose kind of nick. I
think she lost way too much blood. I think she
would have actually died if that was a dream. No,
that was happening in the real world, and.

Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
Not to the same extent though, I don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
Okay, but I suggest everyone watched it at least when
it hit streaming. It was cool that Mike Flatting and
actually did help produce this, that he was aware of
this happening, because I know they crowdfunding it and everything,
and I know it would be funny. Chris Duckman now
that he got like negative reviews for this, I like
that my way, Crystal. I like that you man at me. Meanwhile,

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it seems like I'm the common consensus here. It's very
middle of the road.

Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
Oh fine, you just like you described it shitty. You're
just like I didn't say it's the best movie ever.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
Do you think he's gonna go back to giving negative
reviews now, Guys, But.

Speaker 4 (01:39:03):
I don't think he wasn't giving negative reviews to like
protect himself from negative reviews.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
I think he was.

Speaker 4 (01:39:09):
You're reading between the lines, read like, I see, okay, Okay,
I see he's like that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
I went out and met these people in real life,
and that's happened to me. I've been like, oh, I
shit on that movie. Oh now I'm talking to the
actor from that movie. Hope he doesn't see that episode.
I'm not gonna stop. So I don't know. I think
it was a preventative measure that didn't actually work out.
But I'm happy for him, and I want to see
what he does next because just a visual standpoint, this

(01:39:35):
was good. The found footage stuff was cool, the cinematography
was great. I think he just needs to tighten up
the script a little bit and make his characters more interesting,
because this girl was just kind of annoying the whole movie.
I'm like, why are you doing this? That was a
stupid decision. Why did you leave the knife there? Why
did you go into the house. What the hell are
you doing? Why are you not over your sister's disappearance?

(01:39:59):
How many guy did in your was it by the
way that her sister was gone?

Speaker 2 (01:40:04):
Oh, it's like twenty or fifteen I think.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
Like ten or twelve years. I'm sorry. If my sisters
disappeared for a week, I'd just be like, all right,
it's time to move on, can'twell at that time if
I was the parent, one of the parents of weapons, like, well,
I really miss that kid. But it's been five days
and I guess I'll turn that room into a gym now. Anyway,

(01:40:29):
why I can't, why I can't be in a harbor?

Speaker 4 (01:40:32):
It makes no sense. In what world would Chris think
that by not giving bad reviews, he wouldn't get bad reviews.
I mean, most film directors aren't critics, so they're not
giving bad reviews and they still get it. Just I'm sorry.
That argument makes no sense on the face of it.
And this is why I normally don't read the chat.

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
By the way, Oh is the chap blowing up about
this or.

Speaker 4 (01:40:58):
No one person made a comment?

Speaker 1 (01:40:59):
But you know, you know it's funny everyone that clip
of John Carpenter shitting on the substance is going viral,
which I was there. My clip of asking him about
the Elvis movie, being the only one who brought up
his Elvis movie is not going viral, but him shitting up,
him shitting on the substance is going viral, and everyone's
like shocked. And meanwhile, you find a video. You can

(01:41:19):
find a video of John Carpenter being interviewed on the
set of Halloween being asked about his contemporary He's like,
what do you think about Spielberg, He's like, I thought
Jaws is good, didn't like Close Encounters. Then he asked
about some other director. He's like, I think he's a
shit filmmaker. Of like Chuhn, Carpenter's kind of always done this.
That's kind of like always been his thing. So I
think it's funny. Uh, just directors being afraid to criticize

(01:41:43):
other directors. Chuck Carpenter has been doing it for like
forty years.

Speaker 4 (01:41:47):
Fucks it doesn't care.

Speaker 1 (01:41:50):
But Shelby Oaks, I say, check it out at least
when it's streaming. At least do that. Is this doing well?
Hold on? I'll be happy if it did well, like Financier,
hold on Shelby.

Speaker 4 (01:42:01):
And he feels bad now for all the bad stuff
he said, he's I hope the movie's making the box
I can.

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
By the way, By the way, I don't watch Chris
Stuckman like I I maybe watched. I mean it's impossible
to avoid him. And who's the other guy, Jeffrey something.
Who's the other big YouTube.

Speaker 4 (01:42:16):
Movie guy, Oh Jams Jans or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
It is, Jeffrey Jans. Yeah, I like don't follow their stuff,
so I don't really have like a love hate relationship
with any of them. But I still made a point
to go see this, Uh, to be supportive. Let me
see budget budget two million dollars, box office three million?

Speaker 4 (01:42:36):
O wait, what there? You got?

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
It did finish seventh. Is this not a bigger release?
I thought this had a big release. If anyone's wondering
why Good Boy isn't on this list, it's because it
only played once a day for like three days at
my local theater. I didn't have a chance to see it.

Speaker 5 (01:42:53):
I didn't want you to see that real bad.

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
Yeah, I'll put it on the your end unless it's
really good that it gets his own episode. But probably
you're in all right. It was really so Shelby Oaks.
Me and Crystal can't agree on it. Maybe we can
all agree on VHS Halloween.

Speaker 5 (01:43:10):
This about the last one I forgot about. We watched
this so many things to say.

Speaker 1 (01:43:14):
Yes, Uh, this I think is maybe the third or
fourth VHS movie we've covered. We still need to cover
some of the early ones, but this has been fun.
Every year we kind of get a VHS movie around
this time. I like that it's become like a seasonal thing. Joey,
before you get into this I want you to know. Yeah,
not just for the screening of this movie, but all

(01:43:35):
season long, not one cricket in this basement that you
guys were here last year. If you guys were here
last year, you might remember the cliff Me and Joey
had to watch VHS Beyond with a cricket just screaming
for all two hours of that movie.

Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
Dude, and it was like three in the morning, and
we're fucking dead tires couldn't stop fucking laughing about it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
But yeah, so this one, now they're all trying to
be themed. They were kind of themed off of like years,
but now the last one was all the last one
was supposed to be like spacey kind yeah, but then
they actually but then they put that weird dog one
in like that, Oh yeah, yeah, that is I was

(01:44:30):
gonna say that is sci fi. That's a little Frankensteiny,
But everything else seemed extraterrestrial. Then you got to that one,
You're like, how does this fit the rest of them?
That doesn't make any sense. This one, I'm not familiar
with a lot of the writers and directors of this, uh,
because the last one had like a bunch of really
famous ones. Although one of them is the co creator

(01:44:52):
of Wreck. I think you can tell which one is
going to be. Uh so, Yeah, so let's talk about
the framing device and BHS Halloween. The Fantasma soda. It's
a soda made of ghosts, I think, and they're testing

(01:45:12):
out a ghost soda, but it keeps killing and possessing
all their subjects. I think the framing devices in these
have been getting worse and worse. Joey, how do you
how do you feel about Fantasma?

Speaker 2 (01:45:24):
Yeah? I completely agree. The quality of them have gone
down significantly. Yeah, so I couldn't really follow this one,
Like I was just waiting for them to be over
so it would go on to the next like section
of the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:45:39):
Yeah, And I'm real disappointing because the original one used
to be people would find a place full of tapes
or movies and it would play the stuff, and then
then they started having like this weird narrative, Like the
one was like the one felt like this where the
scientists were studying some weird organism that took them all
over at the end, and the last one was like

(01:46:01):
the Corridor crew of like special effects guys studying an
alien tape at the end, it was kind of a letdown.
They've all been kind of let down. Skill. How did
you feel about the fan diet fantasma? First?

Speaker 4 (01:46:12):
I was like, this feels like a very eighties thing,
like a Return of the Living Dead type thing, where
you take a super ridiculous idea and then you've got
like somebody taking it really seriously. We need to put
more fantasma in these drinks. But it was really repetitive.
It was just take a drink and then something crazy happens.
Take a drink, and now two crazy things happen. So
there was just no punchline to it. So I thought

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it was good at first, but didn't go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
How are they getting the ghosts in the soda? I
was real confused.

Speaker 5 (01:46:41):
That's what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:46:42):
I mean it literally says like one pure ultergeist culture geist.

Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
Yeah, made a poltergeist. Mike. What did you think of this?
Didn't watch it cool? Crystal? Did you think of the
diet fantasma framing device?

Speaker 5 (01:46:58):
I'll say the same of I was waiting for it
to be over. It was kind of confusing as it
was going, and of course by the end it feels
is that they're just waiting for the right person to
drink it, for them to actually become possessed and take over,
to be in a commercial like it. It was not

(01:47:19):
my favorite. It was a little too confusing. I think
they had a better premise of what was actually happening.
It would have been so bad or confusing.

Speaker 1 (01:47:29):
Again it it reminded me of the eighties one where
the scientists were studying the organism and things got crazier.
So that's my problem with this one. We're going to
get into it. A lot of these segments feel a
little too much like previous VHS segments, including the very
first one. Oh sorry, yeah, there you go. There's the

(01:47:49):
commercial at the end. The first one, which is Cuci
couci coo Yes one written and directed by Anna's black
of It. I'm not familiar with her. This tells a
story of two girls hanging out on Halloween. I had
to remember the holiday as a movie doesn't happen in

(01:48:11):
the title. They're way too old to be trigger treating.
They get warned to that a witch is gonna come
after them. They're being assholes. They're filming it. They find
a house, and so they find what they think is
a normal house, and then they think it's a cool
interactive haunted house, which is kind of like the last
segment of the first VA movie. The twist is the

(01:48:35):
Witch is real and she's trying to kidnap them and
turn them into weird adult babies.

Speaker 2 (01:48:45):
Yeah, a lot of milking in this.

Speaker 1 (01:48:48):
She was creepy. I'd like the first little moment where
she's like Cucci Cucci cooon, she's like hiding. But again,
it felt like the ending of the first one, just
not as interesting. Actually, no, it feels a little bit
like the stork one from the.

Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
Prize from Beyond. Yeah. Absolutely, it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
A mixture of the stork one and the last one
from the first VHS, which also wasn't Halloween about people
thinking they're in a haunted house. Uh, Guil, did this
one work for you?

Speaker 7 (01:49:15):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:49:15):
I mean I would say, actually, memory.

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
Joey c I skipped right to Gil, but Gill continue.

Speaker 4 (01:49:21):
Similar to the wrap around. I thought started with a
fun concept. I think, like in terms of exploiting childish
things that become creepy when they're in like an inappropriate setting.
Kuchikuchi Khu is a good one because you're like, you know,
I never thought about it, but that sounds really weird,
and it's usually the thing you say before you start
tickling someone, so when it comes from like a weird
witch lady, it's creepy. But then this just falls into

(01:49:43):
the same pattern of like so many VHS segments, which
is there's a weird thing and then it kills everybody.
And I thought the baby faces were too goofy to
me to be scary. A lot of these segments, I
think we're also trying to be kind of darkly comedic,
so then it's just a question like does it make
you laugh? I thought this one mainly went for gross
out humor, which just generally doesn't work for me, So yeah,

(01:50:04):
this one didn't work for me overall. It was also
a very obviously AI generated image of a pregnant woman,
which was meant to be like the tragic backstory of
this lady, and I was like, it really doesn't I'm
not even saying a guy, it's not ethical, but it's
just distracted when I'm like, I've seen a million images
from tratchipt like.

Speaker 1 (01:50:20):
That careful accusing things of AI, because there's been this
thing right now where people are accusing things of AI,
and then artists have to like show their work and
be like, no, I actually work there.

Speaker 4 (01:50:28):
That's fair. That's fairs.

Speaker 1 (01:50:29):
AI does steal from artists. So it's kind of like this.

Speaker 4 (01:50:33):
Look at that image, though, and you tell me that around.

Speaker 1 (01:50:36):
Here's the thing, Gil, I wouldn't be surprised if it.

Speaker 4 (01:50:39):
Okay, let me let me put it this way, if
it was drawn by a human, then my criticism is
that it looks the way that it does. That's fair.

Speaker 2 (01:50:48):
That is fair.

Speaker 1 (01:50:48):
Now, Joey C. Do you want to throw any accusations
at the segment? No, no, I won't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:50:53):
I don't want to get canceled. I can't afford to
get canceled.

Speaker 4 (01:50:56):
Is that a cancelable offense?

Speaker 7 (01:50:57):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:50:58):
I'm not sure, but it could be, and I want
to cover my basis. I will say the first thing
that I thought of when I started watching this segment
was God, damn, the acting is bad. And I just
think that's like the nature of like all found footage
movies is like the acting is just like rarely that good.
But fans have hacked the movies will rejoice in knowing
that Mommy Milkers makes a big appearance in.

Speaker 1 (01:51:20):
This This is the ultimate Mommy Milker exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:51:26):
I will say the one thing that did creep me out,
well two things actually, the adult bald baby that really
spooked me out, and too when the witch snapped to
the girls like spying or ribs or whatever. Oh yeah,
that that creeping me out. Any bodily injury like that
scares the fuck out of me. I think this one
did work for me. I know what VHS is, and
I know what they've evolved to, and in my head,

(01:51:49):
I just imagine that they all know that they're not
really taking it that seriously. They're just trying to like
top what the person before them did in the previous
VHS movie.

Speaker 1 (01:51:58):
So, yeah, I loved you.

Speaker 2 (01:52:00):
You couldn't make me hate v HS. I suppose you could.
Please don't try a lot of people hate.

Speaker 1 (01:52:05):
Viral, believe viral has good moments. Well, I like Viral. Yeah, uh, Mike,
I know you didn't watch it, But does this one
sound spooky scary to you?

Speaker 7 (01:52:13):
Yeah, it's it's kind of selling me.

Speaker 1 (01:52:15):
Okay, Okay, Crystal, what did you think of this one?

Speaker 5 (01:52:19):
I didn't hate it. I didn't love it. It felt
definitely a little cliche. I as soon as I saw
the guy as the baby, I definitely thought of unfortunate
fetish videos that uh people have showed me. So I
that's exactly what I thought of almost this entire time.

Speaker 1 (01:52:37):
So you're not the adult baby the adult baby fetish. Yeah,
that's the thing I had, the diaper fur fetish.

Speaker 5 (01:52:45):
That's a whole Were you round when they were showing that? No,
I just I do you know what we're talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:52:53):
No, I never were talking about. But uh, Carl and
other podcasts I know also cover those types of things.
So I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:52:59):
There was a group of us one night and uh,
someone want to stop playing it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:04):
If I didn't watch it there, I definitely seen it
somewhere else. By the way, again, cliche derivative. That's like
the theme of this episode. I think, Uh, the Witch
was a woman who they took away her baby, so
she was gonna come back for babies. That's the plot
of Mama. Remember that movie Mama Jessica Chastain and the
Bad cgi Ghost Lady. Do you remember that one? I heard?

Speaker 4 (01:53:27):
Is that the one Mousquetti did before it?

Speaker 2 (01:53:30):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
Hold on? I think Del Toro produced it.

Speaker 4 (01:53:34):
Yeah, okay, that's it then? Yeah, yeah, like the Flute
Lady in it was based on the see he was
like freaking out by a painting when he was a kid,
and so Mama and that flute lady were both based
off the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:53:46):
And Gil it's Mouchetti. It's an alliant. Yeah, okay, no, no, no,
it's Italian for that's too much spaghetti. We went over
this in the flash review. Me and Frank, who are
very Italian, explained that to everyone, even explained to Natricia,
who seemed confused at first, even though she speaks fluent Italian.
She should know that bouschetti means that's too much spaghetti.

(01:54:10):
But yeah, it was definitely reminded me of Mama.

Speaker 2 (01:54:13):
Am I mixing up movie. We've seen so many movies
this month. I can't remember which one is. Which is
this the one where they're saying that the lady was
she was the garden of or No, that was how Sorry,
I just had to say the name of it, and
then I realized they're all so similar.

Speaker 1 (01:54:29):
I can't Oh, yeah, I forgot house and he didn't
have to tie into like the lilith uh mythology.

Speaker 5 (01:54:36):
Yeah, except for the last one that I want to know.
Why was the girl hooked up to like a just milk.

Speaker 1 (01:54:46):
Oh yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:54:47):
It wasn't turned into a baby.

Speaker 1 (01:54:49):
That was weird. It was weird.

Speaker 5 (01:54:50):
The girl was just raandly wrapped up and force fed milk.

Speaker 2 (01:54:53):
Non, that's how they become the baby. They came baby.

Speaker 1 (01:54:59):
The other girl turns into a baby so much fat.

Speaker 4 (01:55:00):
Oh yeah, maybe it doesn't take some time, so you
have to like force the problems.

Speaker 5 (01:55:05):
But the other girl too, was just taken the year before,
so I'm guessing it someone was taken every Halloween by
using that trick. So how long was that.

Speaker 1 (01:55:13):
Girl there for? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:55:14):
The previous girl is the girl and the cheerleading costume.

Speaker 4 (01:55:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:55:17):
Maybe that girl's lactose intolerant and the witch doesn't know
how to deal with it.

Speaker 5 (01:55:21):
She's just forest feeding her almond milk.

Speaker 1 (01:55:26):
So did the Witch have six boobs in life or
did she get that when she came back as a
demon lady.

Speaker 5 (01:55:33):
Demon lady six boobs. You become a demon lady, you
automatically get six boobs.

Speaker 4 (01:55:38):
That's what happens when you use AI. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:55:44):
Well, I'm sure everybody paused it and counted as well.

Speaker 4 (01:55:48):
I like how they set it up because first, you
see like the pump with a six connection points or whatever. Yeah,
what the hell is that?

Speaker 1 (01:55:56):
When I saw that, I'm like, all right, this thing's
gonna have utters.

Speaker 2 (01:56:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:56:03):
So next up is uh, this one is called Utsupra
sick Infra.

Speaker 2 (01:56:09):
Yeah, don't say it, deasy there, don't answer a phone
now that you just said it.

Speaker 1 (01:56:14):
I know. This one is a Spanish language again. It's
directed by Paco Plaza, who did REC, which of course
was renamed as Quarantine in America, but the REC movies
were very popular found footage films. This one tells a
story of a bunch of kids on Halloween night. Well,
actually it's a cops trying to figure out what happened

(01:56:34):
to a bunch of kids on Hallowey night, and they
have this dude reliving what happened. They went into what
I guess was a haunted room that had a black
Phoney is ethan hawk on the other side of his phone.

Speaker 2 (01:56:48):
Crystal.

Speaker 4 (01:56:49):
Is this a guy who made black Phone? Did a
Halloween VHS segment in a previous one?

Speaker 1 (01:56:55):
Yeah right, yeah, I don't know if he did the
Halloween one, but he definitely did not that one.

Speaker 4 (01:57:00):
Yeah he did.

Speaker 1 (01:57:01):
Uh, he did the eighties one.

Speaker 2 (01:57:04):
Yeah, eighty four, I think right.

Speaker 1 (01:57:06):
Yeah, so, uh he read usupra sick infro, which just
has above so below, and then the phone rings, and uh,
something really bad happens to everyone, and I'm just gonna
say it now, guys. Yeah, this is the worst VHS
segment of all time.

Speaker 4 (01:57:22):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:57:26):
Yes, I know, I know. Everyone gets their eyes ripped out.

Speaker 4 (01:57:31):
I don't know if you can show that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:32):
It's demonotrastic ahead. They all get pulled into the air
by some demonic force and the eyes get ripped out,
and for some reason this demonic force also uh possesses
him to do it and makes him eat the eyes.
I guess, Oh god, so it's an eye.

Speaker 4 (01:57:51):
Does he eat the eyes if he's just gonna spit
them up later and then he's gonna eat more eyes.
It just doesn't make sense really what the demon is
up to.

Speaker 5 (01:57:58):
Yeah, the demon it's are a little confused, Okay, it's
a first it's a first time trying to figure out their.

Speaker 1 (01:58:04):
It is very confused because it's like, you gotta read
this thing that's upside down and funnel and answer the phone.

Speaker 5 (01:58:12):
Yeah, but all these other cool demons have their own thing,
so like, you know, what could this demon do?

Speaker 1 (01:58:17):
This demon if you say it were if you say
a phrase in Spanish on a wall and answer phone,
it can lift you in the air with your eyes out.
I feel like sixtd Witch Lady had way better powers. Yeah,
and this specific demon, I don't know how she got
all lucky.

Speaker 2 (01:58:33):
Well, I think kind of the whole bit of VHS
with a lot of them, is like it leaves you
kind of confused, you know that, it leaves a lot
to the imagination, and that's what passed it for me
on this one. I'm like, Wow, it's just another VHS segment,
you know, I don't have all the answers in this
short amount of time, and I'm just witnessing it.

Speaker 1 (01:58:52):
So so was this a win for you? Joey?

Speaker 2 (01:58:55):
It was until they got sucked to the ceiling and
I saw the most graphic eye gouging I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (01:59:00):
Oh you saw that? Please don't describe it. I had
to look away for that entire entire sequence.

Speaker 5 (01:59:07):
Can you remind me what exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:59:10):
I don't think I want to, Man, I had too
many magic brownies, you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:59:15):
I got lucky with the first one because it's so
far away, but then the other girls right next to
the camera, I'm like, they're gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:59:20):
Just oh my god, that whole eye showing out everything.

Speaker 1 (01:59:25):
Yes, oh my, And I just looked like I did
appreciate when the camera was back on the ground, all
the bodies just collapsed. That was kind of fun that.

Speaker 2 (01:59:32):
Gil flipped too, and he like walked down the ceiling.

Speaker 1 (01:59:35):
Yeah, Gil, was this a win for you even though
it was horrifying for me?

Speaker 4 (01:59:41):
Yeah, I mean it was okay. I thought, I feel like,
you know, again, it's just kind of you meet some
people and what's the thing that's gonna kill then? But
I also found this one weird because the whole thing
that keeps me watching is what's the crazy thing that's
gonna happen? And I'm almost like, what's the point in
giving me these hints at the beginning? So I at
least know, well, all of his friends are gonna die

(02:00:03):
and their eyes are gonna get ripped out, and he's
going to be the one to do it, because clearly
there was some kind of possession scenario. So I'm just
sort of waiting to see what are the precise mechanics
of it. And at that point it was fun just
to see the practical effects of how somebody does this,
And it was a little bit creative, the idea that
the whole place essentially flips and there's a door up there,

(02:00:23):
so clearly it was sort of built for this, so
I kind of liked it for just the magic trick
at the end, just seeing the effect.

Speaker 1 (02:00:30):
Okay, Mike, does this one sound super super scary? Are
you gonna watch this one? Are you gonna hide your
eyes like me?

Speaker 7 (02:00:36):
I don't think I hide in my eyes, but I
think guys like the only Hispanic on the show today
at least gotta watch that.

Speaker 1 (02:00:45):
True. Well, these are these are Spain Spanish? Are you
cool with Spain? Spanish?

Speaker 7 (02:00:51):
And that's close enough?

Speaker 1 (02:00:53):
I guess that's like me with those Italian Italians. They're
all criminals, you know. Anyway, Crystal, how did you feel
about this eye gouging scene? Are you in solidarity with
me that it's terrible and it shouldn't have been in
the movie.

Speaker 5 (02:01:06):
I think there should have been more. I don't think there.
I thought this was pretty good. I thought it was
filmed really well, compared to a lot of the VHS
segments that tend to happen acting was good. Script was fine.
I really enjoyed this one. Is you understand you knew
what was happening, you knew what was gonna happen. But

(02:01:28):
like Gil said, it was fun to watch.

Speaker 1 (02:01:31):
I liked it.

Speaker 2 (02:01:32):
It just made me want to watch as above, so
below the superior found footage movie.

Speaker 1 (02:01:36):
You know, I didn't watch that. I missed out on
a lot of a lot of found footage stuff around
that time because a lot of it was like if
it was in theaters. A lot of them were terrible.

Speaker 5 (02:01:46):
Can we do best found footage and worst found footage.

Speaker 2 (02:01:49):
Movie, Chrystal, that'll be goddamn long video, like.

Speaker 5 (02:01:53):
Your favorite, our top like favorite, and our least favorite.

Speaker 1 (02:01:59):
That's still it's just way too broad. They were making
good ones all the time. We've reviewed a lot of
them already, like we've done all the Blair Witches.

Speaker 2 (02:02:06):
And.

Speaker 4 (02:02:08):
People will do like my top five favorite movies of
all time. You know they're they're not like, well, there's
so many, it can't be done.

Speaker 1 (02:02:15):
I can't do that. I don't. I hate being you literally.

Speaker 5 (02:02:18):
Did top one Treehouse Horrors.

Speaker 1 (02:02:22):
Yeah, well you can, yeah you stop watching after ten
years and yeah, but Donny, Crystal, that's way too broad.
They're always making more found footage movies. Maybe there's one
I like.

Speaker 5 (02:02:36):
That you've never seen that would be cool, that would
I think it would be an interesting.

Speaker 4 (02:02:40):
Topic in the video takes. You update it every year,
you say it is still the best.

Speaker 1 (02:02:46):
Okay, listen, let'ten. Listen again. The whole theme of the night,
the whole theme of the night, derivative, repetitive. Then we
get to the fun size segment, which is made by
Castle Kelly, who's done a lot of animated stuff. He
wrote for Her Catdog, which I think was underrated. But
he also he's the co creator. He's a co creator

(02:03:11):
for a lot of things. But he cro created the
show Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell on Adult Swim.
Has anyone ever watched Your Pretty Faces Going to Hell?

Speaker 7 (02:03:18):
Well?

Speaker 1 (02:03:18):
Kill your dress? You're dressed like the devil. You would
love it. It's basically of Hell. Was like The Office.
It's really really funny, and I feel like no one
talks about it. They had four seasons. It was hilarious.
This movie, you know, it's funny. I've never watched too
many Cooks and it's been like twelve years, and I'm

(02:03:41):
too afraid to watch it now, because I've been out
of the loop for so long, I don't even know
what it's about.

Speaker 4 (02:03:45):
It might be you might feel a little bit like
you missed the boat, Like this was really funny. Ten
years ago.

Speaker 1 (02:03:50):
Everyone talked about it and I said I should probably
watch that, and then I forgot, and I just know,
I'm like, I feel like it's gonna be very dated anyway.
Fun Size, a bunch of adults who are way too
old to be treating are out and about and they
find one house with a giant bowl of giant candy
that shaped oddly uh, but a sign that says please

(02:04:11):
only take one candy. They end up taking more than one,
and then the the fucking candy bowl sucks them into
a candy factory.

Speaker 5 (02:04:21):
Dim just just talk about the first bite of the candy,
the first candy we see.

Speaker 1 (02:04:26):
We're looking at it right now. Yeah, fucking gross.

Speaker 7 (02:04:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:04:30):
And they meet. I don't know if this guy has
a name, candy man candy.

Speaker 4 (02:04:35):
His name is fun sized.

Speaker 1 (02:04:37):
His name is fun size, that's all he said.

Speaker 5 (02:04:40):
I thought the short one was fun size.

Speaker 4 (02:04:42):
I don't know, he's can size. He's got the crown
size and fun that would make more sense.

Speaker 1 (02:04:49):
So he brings them to his candy factory dimension and
just tortures them and one by one kills them in
some horrifying ways, and then puts them on a conveyor
belt to turn into candy. And it's so tongue in
cheek and funny. There's this subplot where the girl knows

(02:05:10):
her boyfriend's gonna propose to her and she wants to
break up with him, and then he finally tries to
marry her in the conveyor belt before he gets burned,
and she goes, I don't it's very winny and funny,
and yeah, of course they get chopped up and their
organs get turned into the candy, which then get repurposed

(02:05:30):
back in the real world. I had so much fun
with this one. I didn't really understand what was happening.
I don't think I was supposed to. The mascot was
just funny looking. It was great. Joey c How did
you ask someone who is fun sized, how did you
feel about this?

Speaker 2 (02:05:46):
You know, I appreciate that. I appreciate that. I loved
the whole scene when they get sucked into the candy bowl.
That's like, that was so fucking cools.

Speaker 1 (02:05:54):
Very adult swim, that shitty effect.

Speaker 2 (02:05:57):
You know, it's just I thought it was good. Or
when the guy goes through the conferor belt, I didn't
think i'd see like graphic body parts. I turned into chocolate.
That was an interesting experience.

Speaker 1 (02:06:10):
Between this and I think the second episode of Peacemaker.
I think this is the most penises that have been
on something on our watch list in forever, but keep going.

Speaker 2 (02:06:19):
Yeah, that's fair. I this one hit for me in
terms of what the fuck am I watching, which admittedly
has been a while, probably since last year's during the
dog thing, the dog segment that Justin Long did or whatever.
Oh yeah, yeah, the entire time I was like, what

(02:06:39):
the fuck am I looking at? And that alone, I mean,
it did its job. It's supposed to be outlandish like that.
I fucking loved it.

Speaker 1 (02:06:48):
Yea god, Bil, How did you feel about fun Size?

Speaker 4 (02:06:52):
Yeah? I like this one because, going back to what
I said before, I feel like so many of these
segments are repetitive. You're kind of painting between the line
of there's a weird thing and it kills everyone. So
if you're gonna paint between those lines, the more creative
you can be, and the more fun you can have.
I think the better off your segment's gonna be. And
I thought this one was creative and it was really funny,

(02:07:12):
like even when they find all the candy in the bowl,
just the names of the candy, it's like snippers and
and and probably my favorite one wings and splips. And
then this guy. I love this guy because he says
everything with this authoritative tone. When they're like he's like,
it looks like a dog, and then we all candy
does and he's like it has veins, Like the delivery

(02:07:32):
is perfect.

Speaker 1 (02:07:34):
Is he the fiance?

Speaker 3 (02:07:36):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:07:36):
No, he's the pirate.

Speaker 1 (02:07:38):
Oh okay. I like when the fiance is like I'm
gonna save the day, like being very very like obvious
about everything.

Speaker 4 (02:07:43):
Well, my other favorite part when he dies and then
his girlfriend she just wants to go up. She's like, guy,
I'm just gonna get on the conveyor belt and they
have to like talk her out of it.

Speaker 1 (02:07:53):
She ends up kidding the worst that that definitely really mean.
Oh my god, Oh Mike, this is what sounds spooky scary.

Speaker 7 (02:08:01):
You can watch it kind of sounds like like would
you'd imagine like the kids that has like Willy Walker.

Speaker 1 (02:08:07):
When like, I didn't even make the Willy Wonka coach.

Speaker 4 (02:08:13):
That was where the idea came from. Actually, he's saying
that like he was thinking of like a horror version
of Willy Wonka, and then he was kind of like
he wanted like a chocolate fountain, but like of blood is.
Obviously they were budgetary constraints, which like, honestly, my only
complaint is that it takes place in a big empty warehouse.
It would have been so much more fun if they
could have filled it with like you imagine this guy

(02:08:35):
has great like decorating sense. It'd be like weird candy everywhere.
But but you you know, it's a low budget you
get it.

Speaker 6 (02:08:40):
Well.

Speaker 1 (02:08:40):
I will say VHS movies in the past have spun
off into other films. We talked about them when we
did the first phs Crystal, there was Siren and Kids
Versus Aliens? Was there no just those two? So I'm
actually shocked more of these shorts didn't get turned into
movies because some of them would be cool full length movies.

(02:09:01):
I would watch a ten hour long, fucking fun size
movie that sounds hilarious.

Speaker 2 (02:09:05):
Yeah, yeah, same here, Crystal.

Speaker 1 (02:09:06):
How did you feel about fun size.

Speaker 5 (02:09:09):
The first few minutes, I hated it. I thought it
was the dumbest shit and I was like, oh my god,
do I really just sit and watch this? And then
I realized, especially with the pirate guy being that voice
and the way he was speaking, I was like, I
want to put my head through a while watching them.
And then when they got to the candy, and then
like he was biting into the candy, and I was like, uh,

(02:09:30):
but this is on purpose because some of the HS
segments that we watch it's hard to tell if it's
on purpose or not. And then you realize like, oh no,
this is bad on purpose, it's making fun of itself.
I thought it was great. I thought it was hilarious
and gory and creative. And I'm a little nervous to

(02:09:52):
know what happened to the little kid that got sucked
in at the end, like that happened to him and
now it's his body, Parson, now candy because it's a
little creepy.

Speaker 2 (02:10:01):
There's a lot of kid violence in this movie.

Speaker 4 (02:10:03):
Yeah, oh yeah, I's implied other times not.

Speaker 1 (02:10:06):
I'm glad you mentioned kid violence. So you know, we
had some wacky segments so far. Next up, the most.

Speaker 5 (02:10:14):
Disturbed even want to talk about this.

Speaker 1 (02:10:18):
So much. This is fun setting segment of all time
kid Print.

Speaker 4 (02:10:24):
It kind of pissed me off if you read like
all these critic reviews about it, nobody wants to take
a stand on it. They're always like, it may go
too far for some, and I'm like, what a cop
out statement to make.

Speaker 2 (02:10:35):
Yeah, that's bullshit.

Speaker 5 (02:10:37):
It didn't go too far for because I have a
lot of questions for that person.

Speaker 1 (02:10:40):
No, I mean, I'm fine with the segment. It was
just the placement was very funny, uh, because like so
the first fewer kind of whatever, and then you get
this wacky, totally adele Fiald kid print, and then you
get this very grounded, realistic, dark subject matter, and then
it's bookended by another whacky one.

Speaker 4 (02:10:58):
I'm like, it's also the the wrap around story also
starts to introduce kids at this point. Yeah, they started
triaking the fantast and so I don't know if that
was planned that way, if it just worked out.

Speaker 1 (02:11:08):
Well Halloween is like a kid oriented holidays.

Speaker 4 (02:11:11):
Well no, but I mean the movie makes a very
clear turn where it's like we're killing adults. Okay at
this point, now we're going to start killing kids, Like well.

Speaker 1 (02:11:19):
Remember the first segment, it's adults that are being turned
into kids. So yeah, there's this whole thing about like
kids throughout the whole film and the dangers of Halloween.
But yeah, so this guy he worries about kids and
he has a service called kid Print. It's if kids
ever go missing, there will be a whole video biography
about them where you can find out all their information.

(02:11:42):
This seems a little the service seems a little weird.
Did it seem weird to anyone else?

Speaker 4 (02:11:46):
It is a real thing, though, you know, like it
was big in the like late eighties and the early nineties.

Speaker 5 (02:11:51):
That was a real thing.

Speaker 4 (02:11:52):
Like Blockbuster would do it, like all across the nation.
You can go to a Blockbuster and they would ask
questions just like this.

Speaker 1 (02:11:59):
I saw.

Speaker 4 (02:11:59):
I was reading these old articles like that were published
in the early nineties talking about this, and they gave
examples and it was like, what's your favorite movie? I
like the Ninja Turtles.

Speaker 1 (02:12:08):
Yeah, it's funny.

Speaker 5 (02:12:09):
The idea of this. I think it's pretty smart because
it does give you know, updated images and what they
were wearing, especially on Halloween, and how they looked last minute.

Speaker 1 (02:12:19):
It's so funny something happens. Yeah, did did you guys
have a parent that was constantly warried that someone would
kidnap you? That was my mom? Oh yeah, it is
funny now that you look back with statistics and stuff,
like they were all so paranoid of like strangers kidnapping.
When you look into like kids who actually get kidnapped,
it's usually like a family member or a divorced parent
that kids.

Speaker 5 (02:12:39):
South Florida, it's all about trafficking. Well South fla is
like but like a lot of trafficking.

Speaker 1 (02:12:46):
Down here a majority of it though, like a lot
of the reports, it's like, yeah, dad's man that the
mom's keeping the kids and the dad kidnapping kid. And
like we're always told that it's like a stranger that
you find out. It's always like family members or someone
close to you that was never brought up to us
as a kid, Like I feel like we should have
been a little let in that maybe something we know
might try this. But anyway, he has a service, he
thinks he's helping. He is a little weird. They make

(02:13:10):
a point to show you that he's like real into
Halloween and everything. He's kind of a wacky quirky guy,
but everyone's on edge, including his wife and kids, because
there's a killer going around targeting young children and murdering
them and just leaving their bodies like skinned and whatnot.

Speaker 4 (02:13:28):
It is like, it's pretty funny at first, it's so
over the top. Every time someone turns on a TV
or radio, it's like Olivia is found chopped to pieces
over here. And then it's like the parents are so worried, like, well,
as long as we get the kid print, then you
can go out. Then it's okay.

Speaker 1 (02:13:45):
Yeah, it was not with this guy, all right. So yeah,
the cops ask him for a recent kid's kid print,
and he goes back to the office and he finds
out that the killer might be coming from within his store. Uh,
and he gets he has to confront the fact that
one of his employees is doing the murders, and it's

(02:14:07):
like horrifying and disturbing, and the killer gets away with
it at the end. Joey C how do you feel
about kid print?

Speaker 2 (02:14:15):
Yeah, Tony, I thought it would end up like the
sey Cheese or Die Goosebumps thing, where like their soul
gets sucked into a camera. I can deal with that.
I don't can understand that, and then you know things
are moving along. It's kind of creepy, and then it
actually shows violence against kids, and I like wanted to
turn it off.

Speaker 4 (02:14:35):
Sounds like only your soul got sucked out.

Speaker 2 (02:14:37):
So clearly, clearly this was fucked. I if I never,
if I ever rewatched this movie. I'm fast forward in
this did not land with old Joey c He's the.

Speaker 4 (02:14:47):
Old Gil three ex trick.

Speaker 1 (02:14:51):
I'm gonna make sure I gotta make sure none of
my friends with kids ever watched this. My mom I
talked about this on the show.

Speaker 7 (02:14:57):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:14:58):
I think the Lost Boys episode. My mom in the
nineties watched that movie Eye for an Eye with Sally
Field where Keith Southerland kills her daughter which at home,
and for like a year or two, my mom thought
someone was gonna come and kill us. So I'm just like,
whenever I see movies like this, I'm like, I have
to make sure every momb I know doesn't watch this
so they don't horrify their kids. Yil, how did you

(02:15:19):
feel about kid Print?

Speaker 4 (02:15:20):
So I'm gonna try and take a nuanced view on
it because I think some of the stuff I mentioned before,
I actually do think was funny. I think at first
it was playing it over the top and it wasn't
showing any of the violence to the kids, and like
the idea of let me get this kid print and
then I'll send you out of the house, it's okay.
And then this guy just is so full of himself.

(02:15:40):
He's like, I'm the town hero, you know, and if
I catch the guy who's killing all his kids on tape,
I'll be even more of a hero. I found that hilarious.
And the way he just doesn't see what is everybody
so worked up about? And then I don't know why
this one particular line cracked me up, but when he
first gets back to the store and here's all these
kids screaming, and you know his I think he's the

(02:16:02):
guy who works there. Bruce is like watching the tapes
of all these kids, and his reaction is what is
this idiot watching back there? And I'm like, I.

Speaker 1 (02:16:11):
Was like, it takes them so long to figure out
what's going on.

Speaker 4 (02:16:16):
So I actually I found it like darkly comedic for
the first like few minutes. And then yeah, it's like
there's a taboo in horror where you sort of imply
violence to children, but actually showing it. It's just sort
of cheating because it strikes a primal nerve and anybody
watching it, and also because most filmmakers don't go there,

(02:16:38):
we haven't been desensitized to it yet, so it's like, congratulations,
you freaked everybody out by doing the thing. Yeah. Well,
I mean it's funny because you know, for my thirty
one Days of Horror, I did notice I'm like, every
day in the I kind of went more modern as
I got closer to the end of the month. I
was like, every time I turn out a movie, I'm
watching kids getting slaughtered, and it gets more more graphic

(02:17:00):
each time, where we're moving slowly from implied violence to
like fully on screen. So that just it felt like
too cheap and too easy to me. But I thought
there was an idea here, Like it was. It was satirical,
it was funny until I thought it did go too far.

Speaker 1 (02:17:16):
But it's got a very dark ending too, where you're like.

Speaker 4 (02:17:19):
Oh, which I think that could have been funny if
you hadn't seen everything that led up to it, because
it is it's so obviously that guy, and so the
fact that he's able to get away with it and
then say to the camera like I'm gonna keep the
kid Print program going, as if in any real world
scenario he could do this again and continue to get
away with it. It's all so absurd. It just it

(02:17:39):
wasn't played tang and cheek enough for me.

Speaker 1 (02:17:41):
It reminded me like close as I felt like this
was Henry portrait of a serial killer, which is like
so disturbing, but he just gets away at the end.
Michael Rooker, by the way, who was in Peacemaker, Uh,
the end of that way where he just gets away.
And then when I was watching kid Print, I'm like,
oh my god, he got away. Oh no, Mike, does

(02:18:01):
this sound spoky scary to you?

Speaker 7 (02:18:06):
I am good on this one. I can watch fucked
up horror movies. I can watch eye injuries, but you
know I do I draw the line on kids.

Speaker 4 (02:18:14):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (02:18:15):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (02:18:18):
All right, Well, Crystal, how did you feel about kid Print?
Are you starting your own kid print business to save everyone?

Speaker 5 (02:18:24):
Absolutely not. I there are a lot of films where
kids do get killed and stuff like that, but it's
it's usually than this. Yeah, it's not as graphic or
it's clearly super fake or over the top, like terrifiers
over the top or you see it quick. Yeah, this

(02:18:48):
this is like if Saul, if the kids in Saul,
like it happened, like it just it was disturbing. It
was so disturbing with the kid and like also you
saw the slicing. Yeah, like I thought was weapons had slicing. Okay, fine,
that was like ugh. But when it's he it's being
brutally murdered in a Saul like fashion. That's It's like

(02:19:12):
to me, it reminds me of like Serbian film that
I will never watch, just being shock factors or shock
factor value. Like there's nothing nothing.

Speaker 4 (02:19:23):
Decent about it, even not just the actual violence, but
even the scenes where the guy's just like sticking the
camera in their face and it's like a three year
old like you know, please leave me alone. Yeah yeah,
just really selling it and like this is just gross.

Speaker 1 (02:19:36):
Like dude, the one where he's like talking about like
Nintendo with the kid, He's like, you want to come
back to my blaze and playing Nintendo. That's what our
parents told us all the bad guys were going to
do to us.

Speaker 5 (02:19:47):
They also said that they give us free drugs. I'm
still waiting.

Speaker 1 (02:19:51):
No one's ever gave me free drugs. Oh no, our
parents totally drop the ball in that one. It's like,
no one's given away free sham.

Speaker 4 (02:19:59):
You don't want me taking candy from strangers. Give me
more candy, by the way, drugs. I had a weight
problem as a kid.

Speaker 1 (02:20:08):
I just looked up this director. He's a he's a
local boy.

Speaker 4 (02:20:12):
You're watching this right now.

Speaker 1 (02:20:13):
It's guy that grew up in Britnwir, Pennsylvania that's forty
minutes away from me. I should be his friend.

Speaker 4 (02:20:21):
He should be careful you.

Speaker 1 (02:20:24):
Yeah, I think can I do kid Print the full
the full leg movie?

Speaker 7 (02:20:30):
Now?

Speaker 4 (02:20:31):
Oh my god, I think make some adjustments to the concept,
I know, the size movie, and then we'll think about
this one.

Speaker 7 (02:20:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:20:41):
Now, the kid Print was pretty uh fucked up. I
didn't mind it, Like I know, it really was a
little too far for you guys mind some of this
might go a little too far.

Speaker 5 (02:20:55):
But no, I talk about it again right now, guy, Tony,
give me another and why you shouldn't be around children disturbing.

Speaker 1 (02:21:03):
But like it was meant to be disturbing. And I
know it's actors. The kids aren't daddy real life.

Speaker 5 (02:21:08):
Like, yeah, but it's it hits.

Speaker 4 (02:21:11):
That's the dumbest argument. I saw a sad thing in
my comments. Somebody was like, actually, I think I saw
him in here earlier. You might have been in the
chat the good guy in the story, not the bad guy.
But he was like, okay, good boy, does the dog
die in this movie? I'm not going to answer that here.
And someone's like, hey, good news, boys and girls, movies
aren't real. And I'm like, yeah, but if movies didn't

(02:21:32):
have an emotional impact on you as though they were real,
we wouldn't bother to watch them. That's the whole point.
I know, I know, but like the kids, well, I'm
not talking to you, I'm talking to that guy.

Speaker 1 (02:21:41):
The kids killing like five seconds of them and then
they died. I'm like, I didn't have an investment in
that thing.

Speaker 5 (02:21:48):
Don't tell me that wrestling is not real, like the
ww is not real, Like calm.

Speaker 2 (02:21:53):
Down, Yeah that's true.

Speaker 1 (02:21:55):
I mean you should know that it wasn't real because
you had better seats at WrestleMania than I did, and
you would see.

Speaker 5 (02:22:02):
I meanting, did you yes?

Speaker 1 (02:22:06):
Except for that one part where the light was shining
on our area, were blinding all of us blinded.

Speaker 5 (02:22:13):
Everyone did you hear the Yeah, we were all saying
turn those lights off.

Speaker 1 (02:22:20):
Yeah, but yeah, kid, very very deserving. Again, if you,
if you're a parent, don't let your girlfriend watch this.
Skip over the scene next up which this one?

Speaker 4 (02:22:34):
What is this one called home Hunt?

Speaker 1 (02:22:37):
Home Hunt? This is the story of a dad who
puts on a local haunted house, which is something I
love this wine, This is something I would love to do,
But no one comes here. Trigger treading. I'm not even
decorating this year. I'm gonna leave a bowl candy out
because it's it's not worth it, no one coming.

Speaker 5 (02:22:53):
You did something creative last year?

Speaker 2 (02:22:55):
Yeah, last year you had a bunch of ship going.

Speaker 1 (02:22:57):
Last year, I was it was very minimal. The year before, no,
the the year before, I went all out and just
no one came. Like two kids came and like it's
just not worth it.

Speaker 2 (02:23:07):
That's wild.

Speaker 4 (02:23:10):
Where are the kids?

Speaker 8 (02:23:14):
Like?

Speaker 1 (02:23:14):
I put like an inflatable screen, I project old movies.

Speaker 4 (02:23:17):
I try to make it.

Speaker 1 (02:23:19):
I try to make it fun, and then everyone else
on the block turns their lights off so none of
the kids come to this plot. Cool. Uh, So this
family does something that I would love to do one day,
which is a big hunt, but I can't do it here,
and we get to see them from the year prior
and they're having a lot of fun. Then it's a
year later and the kid's older. Now he's not into it,

(02:23:42):
and he's just begging. The dad's just begging his son
to like get excited about it. The mom kind of
forces him to go along with their doctor Mortis House
of Horror.

Speaker 8 (02:23:52):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:23:52):
They buy stuff for the house and they find this
record saying listener, beware, he invokes the song of sam
Hayn on all hallows, Let's loose the Riders of Hell.

Speaker 4 (02:24:02):
This before anybody complains he mispronounced it in the movie,
they say, sam Hayne. Yeah, we all know it's sowing.

Speaker 1 (02:24:09):
And it's funny. I watched I watched Halloween two and
three back to back, two nights in a row for
the Halloween Night at the Mahoning Drive in, and it
sonny cause Donald Pleasant says sam Hayne. And then in
Halloween three, the bad guy says it correctly, like that's funny.
Clearly one new and the other didn't say it. Finds
his record and he plays it and it brings all

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the decorations and stuff in his haunted house to life
and oh, guys, look away, a kid's being killed by
a witch. Lady, I know that that's all of you.

Speaker 4 (02:24:39):
We're gonna thread the needle. Though this was really over
the top that she's not begging for her life.

Speaker 1 (02:24:46):
She is begging for her life. Look at her. She's
chuldren by a.

Speaker 4 (02:24:51):
Green witch, by a witch, not by like a killer
that would actually exist in the real world.

Speaker 1 (02:24:56):
But yeah, by the way, naked effects are great. You
get a cameo. I forgot to get a picture. We
get a cameo from makeup effects. Legend. Rick Baker just
shows up. He gets his head cut off.

Speaker 4 (02:25:08):
Not only that, he inspired the whole idea for this
sketch because a couple of friends of his live in
the same neighborhood he puts on home haunts. Okay, so
that's kind of what gave them the idea. And then
he was like, you gotta put me in it.

Speaker 1 (02:25:21):
That is because I saw him, and I'm just like, man,
that's Rick Baker. What is he doing here? But this
one is fun. This is a fun one that would
be a big movie. Actually, Logan was telling me apparently
Netflix had a kid's movie that was like a kid
version of this the Curse of Bridge Hollow, where decorations
come to life. This is like the R rated version

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of that. But I would like to see a full
movie like this where all the decorations come to life,
because this is for me, this is like a test
reel for that movie. I had a lot of fun
with this one, especially in the end where the witch,
the very generic green witch just comes to life and
it's just flying around with the camera just knocking people
over and soff uh.

Speaker 4 (02:26:01):
It was more than that she's ripping people's heads up.
He knocked a couple of people over. I think night.

Speaker 1 (02:26:10):
Joey Segal, what did you think of Home Hunt?

Speaker 2 (02:26:13):
Well, you know, I was so fucked up from the
last insert that this one I was like just trying
to get back into enjoyment of this movie that it
really like fucked with me. I was still thinking about
the last one. I could not enjoy this one, and
I honestly think I need to rewatch it because it
was so tainted from the last one that this one

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just felt like at this point, I'm over the movie.
I'm like, all right, the movie's done. It's it's almost
two hours, which is one of the longer HS movies.
I'm out of here, so just finish it up. I
just thought it was way too generic.

Speaker 4 (02:26:45):
It was picturing. Joey's like, I'm gonna try watching his
home Hunt again, and then he accidentally watched his kid
printed again.

Speaker 1 (02:26:50):
He's like, Joey, I would watch this by itself, watch
this one by itself.

Speaker 2 (02:26:57):
I'm going to yeah, because I I was not having
fun at this point, Jil, how did you feel about? This?

Speaker 4 (02:27:04):
Was easily my favorite one. Maybe fun sizes right behind it,
but it was the most Halloween of all of them.
Literally all the decorations come into life. And not only that,
this is the only one where the characters actually fight
back against the monsters, so there's some degree of like
I don't know what's gonna happen, like are they going

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to get out? Are they not going to get out?
And it was just in terms of the magic tricks,
you know, like in the Uh some of the other ones,
it's usually building up to one big thing at the end,
but here it's like each room reveals another fun effect
that they unveil. It was just such a fun one
to end on, and favorite one in the bunch.

Speaker 1 (02:27:44):
Nice Nice Mike does this one sounds really scary. Are
you excited to see this one?

Speaker 7 (02:27:52):
This seems fun, This one seems like it's worth check
it out more than the fucking.

Speaker 1 (02:27:57):
I'll give you the time code to skill once kid
Print starts Gristle. How did you feel about Home Hunt?

Speaker 5 (02:28:06):
I love this one. I thought it was great. I
think it was filmed really well. I think the acting
was great. I honestly it almost took me out of
the VHS world because I thought it was so well done.
I think the story was really really cool, the premise,
everything about this I loved everything about it.

Speaker 1 (02:28:29):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (02:28:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:28:30):
Yeah, it was a good one to end on. Well,
the ending was the phantasm thing, but it was a
good one to end on.

Speaker 6 (02:28:39):
Overall.

Speaker 1 (02:28:41):
It gets a while to get going this one, and
some of them are a little derivative the framing device
the first two segments or kind of whatever. Once you
get the fun size, that's when the fun really starts.
I mean, kid Print in the middle.

Speaker 5 (02:28:55):
Did good ones.

Speaker 4 (02:28:57):
Yeah, No, I haven't dancing around. I'm like, uh, it
gets a little a little while to get going and
then it goes for a little man, it kind of
stops and then it goes.

Speaker 1 (02:29:06):
You get fun sized kid Print and home Hunt. I
think make the whole thing worth it.

Speaker 5 (02:29:12):
Take out of that middle park place.

Speaker 1 (02:29:13):
Just well, it's effective. It's at least look I know
it's effective, but like it works. It's not bad. The
first segment again just feels like a couple of previous
segments strung together.

Speaker 4 (02:29:26):
But how you know, sometimes you go back. He gives
benefit of the doubt. It's on purpose. And then I'll
just randomly just turn on a movie. It's derivative. I've
seen this before.

Speaker 1 (02:29:35):
I don't know. It's all about the execution. Gil. Sometimes
something derivative can be good and I enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (02:29:40):
You know what it is. It's that he's warrior tonight.
If he was Mario, we'd be getting some like more
logically like this.

Speaker 1 (02:29:48):
The whole time without wearing the clubs, I knew something
was off. Oh, I had no idea. I'm worried about
the mustache. I look like an idiots. There's whole dream.

Speaker 5 (02:30:03):
Until now, did know who you were, Tony.

Speaker 1 (02:30:07):
I wasn't really selling the costume because the gloves were
in all.

Speaker 2 (02:30:11):
That's true. I didn't even know you had gloves.

Speaker 1 (02:30:13):
Oh, so it's a little nack. I couldn't get purple
overalls in time, and I don't think Warrio wears a
light of kne pouch because he slept weird. Anyway, overall,
I enjoyed VHS Halloween. I really am rewatching the VHS
movies lesson the newer ones. I rewatched them less and less.
The first like four I watch pretty often. I really

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enjoy them, but yeah, I probably should binge them at
some what number is this? This is like eight? Right?

Speaker 2 (02:30:40):
Eight? Yeah, I think this is a Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:30:42):
I love that it's become an annual release, Like it's
just you never know what you're gonna get. It's such
a fun thing to look forward.

Speaker 1 (02:30:49):
Because it is anthology. I mean, I mean it could
get stale, the stories end up sucking, but it's not
like Saul used to come out every Halloween or these
franchises in the role Halloween. It's like, Okay, we're how
many times we were watching the same ship over and
over again?

Speaker 4 (02:31:02):
Yeah, every franchise wants to do this. John Carpenter, it's
like Halloween is going to be an anthology. Sean Cunningham
from the Thirteenth Anthology, and the studios like, no, we
like making money, so yeah, but HS they're doing it.
I love it.

Speaker 1 (02:31:15):
Yeah, all right, Well that's it for the review segment
of the show. Let's talk to our patrons, who are
all in costume. First up, Luca Steve, Hello, Luca.

Speaker 6 (02:31:27):
Hello, everybody, how are you?

Speaker 1 (02:31:29):
I'm doing great? Of course your dress is the late
Bray Wyatt the feed. Yeah, Lucas, Steve, what did what
did you like the most on this list? What do
you want to talk about?

Speaker 6 (02:31:44):
Okay? I liked Peacemaker the most, but okay, well, I
kind of wanted to talk about Black Mirror or Black.

Speaker 1 (02:31:51):
Black Mirror, that Netflix show. I've never watched it. Let's
talk about I understand you choose your own adventure at all.
So black Phone two, we're all kind of mixed on it.
Where did you land on Black Phone two?

Speaker 6 (02:32:05):
I land on the positive side. I actually quite like nice.

Speaker 1 (02:32:07):
Thanks smart man. Crystal is wrong, I gat.

Speaker 6 (02:32:13):
The main reason I wanted to talk about Black Phone
Too is because I wanted to thank Gil. I'm pointing
at Guil r now. I watched his Black Phone video
and it made me realize how much I liked the
kids in the first movie, Like how like I thought
they were really well birded and well performed and so
because of that video reminded me of that. When I

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watched Black Phone two, like watching like that first like
twenty minutes, I was like, wow, I actually kind of
missed these kids, and I was kind of it's kind
of cool to see them progress and like get older.
The eighties dialogue was kind of cringey, but.

Speaker 4 (02:32:49):
Than that, for me, it was like really cringey at
one part. It's when our nesto was driving by and
she just hit him with like three eighties flying terms
in a row. Other than that, I thought it was okay.

Speaker 6 (02:33:02):
Uh yeah, But then like I liked, uh. I liked
how like they would like show his dad and his
dad's like trying to be like a better person now
he's not drinking.

Speaker 1 (02:33:11):
Anymore, like the growth with the dad.

Speaker 6 (02:33:14):
Yeah, so I liked kind of seeing the characters progress
over these last spew years. I like how like Finny
is like completely like destroyed from like his being kidnapped
by the grabber and then I get it. It's the
rest of the movie is pretty silly, but I enjoyed it.
I really liked I really liked how the Mexican guy,

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I can't remember his name, the Mexican guy from like
afl A and Alien Covenant.

Speaker 1 (02:33:41):
Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (02:33:43):
Like yeah, I really like how after the other characters
saw clear supernatural stuff and they start giving him like
very like clear, like oh yeah, you know I was
kidnapped by the Grabber and oh our mom used to
work here, and then start of the Grabber and he's
just like, Okay, yeah, I believe you.

Speaker 1 (02:34:00):
Let's let's go. Let's go solve this.

Speaker 4 (02:34:01):
My favorite part when they're talking to him and he's saying,
how you know I've been looking for those kids' bodies
every day, weather permitting, Like we trusted you. We're not
like whoa, whoa, you're looking for their bodies every day?

Speaker 1 (02:34:15):
Really?

Speaker 4 (02:34:15):
What if there was a blazard outside?

Speaker 6 (02:34:18):
I do think it's twenty two that they're like, oh,
the cops wouldn't have checked the lake because the blizzard,
and it's like they didn't check the lake in the spring.

Speaker 1 (02:34:25):
Yeah, it's not always under ice.

Speaker 4 (02:34:30):
Did you also notice, by the way that the phone
call with the mom at the beginning, which seemed like
it was setting something up like the mom's dreaming of numbers,
she's dreaming of letters, all of that was completely pointless
because they figure out the guy's name, and then she's like,
that's like my dream, Like, okay, it was the letters
in my dreams, Like, well, we already knew it was him,
so it's okay, thank you, that's great.

Speaker 2 (02:34:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:34:51):
It was really just because they had that weird setup
of like, oh, we don't remember past we don't remember
past canceler's names. We just we have nicknames for them.
So it's like it pretty much just added the mystery
and added the mystery to something to we already we
already know it's the Grabber, right, Well.

Speaker 1 (02:35:06):
Dude, for a minute, I'm like, oh, is the Grabber
able to like go into other serial killers? Is that
how he's going to get them?

Speaker 6 (02:35:13):
I there probably going to be the next one.

Speaker 1 (02:35:16):
Yeah, I thought this one when they said they had
a creative way for him to come back instead, he's like,
I'm Freddy Krueger. I'm like, oh, okay, I.

Speaker 6 (02:35:23):
Could see Ethan Hawk doing more of these is purely
because it's like I want to have money so I
can go do Richard link Letter movies that don't pay me.
But he gives a dissult. I don't think he's like sleepwalking.
I actually really like Ethan Hawk. I love the Grader
is not like a great character, but it's just I
like seeing Ethan Hawk as this character.

Speaker 4 (02:35:44):
I know people would hate me for this, but I'm like,
I like the character Finny and Gwen. I would follow
them on a different supernatural adventure. Yeah, I mean, she's
in tune with the spiritual world, like, there's no reason
to think it wouldn't happen again when some other ghosts
need help. I'd following.

Speaker 5 (02:36:01):
I would talking about like them being like a Conjuring family.

Speaker 2 (02:36:04):
Kind of yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:36:07):
Verse by the way we all called it, they're doing
Conjuring prequels now, which I guess those two young actors
from the beginning of Conjuring four, we're you get a
bunch of Conjuring prequels.

Speaker 4 (02:36:19):
Don't say it like that, like the movie's made a
lot of money. People are enjoying them, I know.

Speaker 1 (02:36:23):
But but they introduced like the younger versions of them.
I think we were all kind of.

Speaker 4 (02:36:27):
Like, okay, well, and then he's like, you know, we've
had thousands of cases, you've only seen a few of them.

Speaker 1 (02:36:33):
Yeah, and they're all real.

Speaker 5 (02:36:35):
I wouldn't hate that, I thought, I think you can
go down a really cool direction with that.

Speaker 6 (02:36:42):
I also think too. I thought about this a couple
of days ago. I think if like these movies start
like kind of like if the Conjuring movies kind of
start bombing, They're just be like, all right, we have
we have it. They we're doing an Amityville movie, gets
the Amityville prequel out now, like they've been waiting for
to use that one.

Speaker 1 (02:36:59):
Someone someone said, Ed Warren, I think I read somewhere
Ed Warren cheated on the rain. Is that going to
be in any of the movies?

Speaker 6 (02:37:04):
You think.

Speaker 4 (02:37:07):
When the movies are so accurate and made me do it,
that lady was who's making the movie? Is really the question.
I think any one of these could be. It's a
ghost story, it could be a great movie.

Speaker 1 (02:37:23):
But Lucias Steve, I'm shocked that you like Blackphone too,
because it showed a little kid get his head ripped
off in a window, and I'm being told after VHS
me that's the worst thing in the world, But no
one commented on it in the Blackphone two segment.

Speaker 6 (02:37:37):
Oh, I don't mind that. I can see little kids
being killed.

Speaker 1 (02:37:41):
So you love kid print? There you go, you think
crystals and you love kid print.

Speaker 4 (02:37:46):
Speaking of VHS. Lucas, Steve, you had a pretty interesting
fact that you found out about that VHS share it.

Speaker 1 (02:37:53):
Oh, the AI a thing?

Speaker 4 (02:37:55):
Yeah, what was that?

Speaker 3 (02:37:57):
So?

Speaker 6 (02:37:57):
I watched Dead beats Pot cast on the episode and
apparently like they're like they're kind of like friendly with
the director, and the director like wanted to get it
out that like they kind of found out after the
fact it was AI and it was apparently someone who
was working like on the set. They just got like
a picture from a folder and I guess they're stupid
and didn't realize it was obviously AI and put it

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there and then the director didn't find out until like
after the movie came out.

Speaker 1 (02:38:23):
Okay, are we gonna have to hear that's that's the story?
I don't know you are we gonna have to hear
people bitch about this for the next few years. Like
Late Night with the Devil.

Speaker 4 (02:38:32):
Yeah, I think there's a difference between Kuchi Kuchiku and
Late Night with the Devil.

Speaker 3 (02:38:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:38:39):
The little title cards, the little cartoon title cards were
AI generated and people are still people forget that, Like
twenty twenty two, we were all using AI because it
was new and fun. Yeah, and then movies came out
afterwards when everyone decided.

Speaker 4 (02:38:53):
It was bad and it's on the screen for two
point three seconds, and they were like, oh, this could
be interesting.

Speaker 2 (02:38:58):
To do that.

Speaker 1 (02:38:59):
I'm glad people are finally calling out her Twitter for
being overly emotional and just freaking out. Like today with
Scream seven. I'm so glad John Squires finally went out
like the editor in chief of Bloody Disgusting. He's finally
he's just calling out everyone. Like people are excited for
Scream seven. Some people are boycotting it. He's like, I'm fine,
if you boycott it, that's fine. You have your reasons.

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But like they're like, and we have cotting because they
fired the actress from the previous two movies.

Speaker 6 (02:39:27):
There's a lot, there's a lot of big stuff with
that grin, So where have you.

Speaker 4 (02:39:30):
Been the last chorus? The way to get back at
them is to spoil the movie from me. That makes sense, Yeah,
they and spoil it for people.

Speaker 1 (02:39:39):
Early on, the lead actress in the last year screen
movie said something like pro Palestine and for whatever he's in,
Spyglass thought it was anti Semitic, and they misunderstood where
the public opinion was going to go. So they fired her,
and they papped themselves on the back, and since then
everyone's like, you shouldn't have fired her. What she said
wasn't that bad, and there's been a whole campaign to
bring her back. But now like everyone's like, that's kind

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of fun.

Speaker 7 (02:40:00):
Up.

Speaker 1 (02:40:00):
I wish they didn't do that, but I'll still check
out the new movie. Crazy people who I thought were
all on Blue Sky but apparently they're coming back to
Twitter are like, we're gonna spoil the movie for you
and ruin it and call you a bad person for
wanting to see this is like what not? Everyone's terbinally
online you have but seeing like bloody disgust and finally
coming out being like you guys need to fucking chill.

(02:40:21):
You also have like psycho bands. I'm like, thank you,
thank you. Her Twitter is way two cents of any
of that.

Speaker 4 (02:40:28):
The AI thing, INCQ. I'm not like burn that movie.
I just found distracting, that's all.

Speaker 5 (02:40:35):
Yeah, that.

Speaker 4 (02:40:38):
Lore atmosphere, it's just very distracting.

Speaker 6 (02:40:41):
It looks bad, and like all you should really do
is like, hey, don't do that again. That looked bad.

Speaker 1 (02:40:46):
Yeah, but yeah, no, I I just wanted to defend
it because I was just like there were a couple
of artists recently that had to like come out and
like show like layer by layer the images they made
because everyone like looks like AI. They're like, no, what
was it that new movie that they spent years doing,
Like the miniature effects for the trailer came out, and
because so many AI trailers steal from real trailers, everyone

(02:41:09):
thought it was an AI thing, and the director's like,
I've been handcrafting this for years, What the fuck?

Speaker 4 (02:41:14):
I also think like people don't necessarily know. People use
the term as like a blanket term. So like they're
talking about deaging somebody in a movie, they're gonna use AI,
and they're definitely gonna use computers, and they're probably gonna
use like some degree of machine learning, like somebody's not
going into every single frame of the movie and like
painting over the person's face. So I'm not saying you

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have to be okay with it, but it's not the
same thing as like whole cloth AI generating something.

Speaker 1 (02:41:41):
Yeah, which is awesome. By the way, this is another
both sides. So the people could play too much annoy
I mean, but the people are like, look at this,
Hollywood is done and then they put an AI clip
that looks like total fucking dog shit, like the animation
is changing styles between shots, or the characters are looking
off a random places.

Speaker 6 (02:41:58):
Like woke is over.

Speaker 1 (02:42:00):
Like with this shitty AI video, this looks terrible.

Speaker 6 (02:42:03):
Someone to Della a game and it was like a
first person shooter game. Oh it looks radio train station
and the train just comes on.

Speaker 1 (02:42:11):
But I'm not saying there won't be a world where
you could use it ethically and like work around it
and stuff. But the people are like, yeah, I did
this prompt and it looks like shit, isn't it cool?
Like no, it looks like the worst thing in the world,
So you're going way too hard. It reminds you of
the nineties where everyone using CGI was like it's gonna
look just like Jurassic Park. It's like, no, you look
like Spaun. You don't look like Jurassic Park. You look

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fucking terrible.

Speaker 5 (02:42:35):
There are some AI videos though, that you can't tell
we're gonna like on TikTok and stuff like that. There
are so many videos that are people are actually believing
it's real, like the majority, and you're like, wait, no,
this is AI. This didn't happen.

Speaker 1 (02:42:51):
We've spent twenty something years dealing with old people not
knowing photoshop, and eventually everyone caught.

Speaker 5 (02:42:57):
One's like a younger generation like everyone I know, but.

Speaker 1 (02:43:02):
Everyone will eventually learn. Whenever this technology comes out, everyone
believes everything, like I believed a couple of AI things,
but you gotta like train yourself.

Speaker 4 (02:43:10):
Will Smith really ate that spaghetti He.

Speaker 1 (02:43:12):
Really like.

Speaker 5 (02:43:14):
The one with the bunnies. Do you see that one
with the bunny jumping on the trampoline.

Speaker 1 (02:43:18):
Yeah, that was like I see him now where I'm like,
that's what.

Speaker 5 (02:43:23):
The TSA agents too, And they were like, oh, the
government's on the like is shut down and the TSA
is just letting everyone through the airport. Almost most of
the comments were like, yeah, it's just the airport look
like that, and it's.

Speaker 1 (02:43:34):
Like we are also butts we live in hell.

Speaker 5 (02:43:40):
You are you are a thousand.

Speaker 1 (02:43:44):
Living in hell? And space cats showed up.

Speaker 4 (02:43:46):
Keep talking the alarmists, the people pushing back. They could
be the ones that save us from sky neet like
we sheep, We're going along with it. What's the big deal.
That's how it starts.

Speaker 1 (02:43:57):
Give the nuclear codes. By the way, I went to
crab space cat, but she's going to the backpack that
she now claimed as her bed. I can't move this backpack.
It's the only thing other than one chair that she
will sleep on for hours and not bother me. It's
great anyway, Luca Steeve, any other movies you wanted to
talk about real quick before we.

Speaker 6 (02:44:17):
Move on to I'll be quick.

Speaker 1 (02:44:19):
I just wanted to do a funny thing, Okay.

Speaker 6 (02:44:23):
I like Peacemakers so much that I have both a
Superman toy and a Rick Flagg Senior toy.

Speaker 2 (02:44:29):
Yes, I got it.

Speaker 1 (02:44:32):
I get it, Crossbones, I get it. Are the toys
from him from the movie Skyline too? Did they make
toys of him?

Speaker 6 (02:44:41):
And then?

Speaker 2 (02:44:41):
No?

Speaker 6 (02:44:41):
That would be cool though I actually kind of liked
that movie.

Speaker 1 (02:44:44):
I can't believe they made a sequel to Scott Olkaya.
We might have to talk about Skyline one day. All right,
I'm gonna let you go. Thank you for being a
patriot and a huge fan. I love you.

Speaker 4 (02:44:54):
Thanks for shouting out my black phone video. He can
still hear me, so it's not awkward that he signed off.

Speaker 1 (02:45:00):
Something's going on with rent on the shave. His camera
went away and now it's frozen we're gonna have him
fix that. I'll keep an eye on that. Okay, the
chat that I didn't listen, I didn't read earlier on purpose,
your Grimaldi for ten dollars, says Crystal. Did you miss

(02:45:20):
me and my super chats? Hard eyes emoji, hard eyes emoji,
hard eyes emoji. It's all right if you did or didn't.
I've been busy with my life. So here's all my
love I give to you tonight.

Speaker 5 (02:45:30):
That's thank you so much. I did miss you and
your super chats. And unfortunately that ten dollars, though, goes to.

Speaker 1 (02:45:36):
Tony, talk about I share all my super chats with
all of you.

Speaker 2 (02:45:47):
Naturally, you don't even believe.

Speaker 1 (02:45:51):
You guys. Obviously it's just you guys. Of course, of
course you couldn't hear us right now, right, Oh no,
I wasn't. That was a little bad.

Speaker 5 (02:46:00):
Okay, you guys are for like what, it's been over
five years, not a single I think I've lost money. Actually, yeah,
I probably lost money. I can't cast money at all now, flights.

Speaker 1 (02:46:11):
Like shut up, all right? Next up Renn on the
furry guy in costume.

Speaker 2 (02:46:19):
Oho, Hey, how's it going?

Speaker 1 (02:46:24):
How's it going? I see here that you saw nothing
and you just wanted to say, happy Halloween. What a
great Halloween costume?

Speaker 3 (02:46:30):
What are you? I'm an adult Bluie fan who doesn't
have kids. Hello, Hey, you know band It's my favorite character.
I think he's really cool and.

Speaker 7 (02:46:42):
The Bandit. You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:46:44):
It's a very specific costume.

Speaker 2 (02:46:46):
Yeah, well, last time I wore my very much costume.

Speaker 7 (02:46:50):
You were like, no, no, no, YouTube isn't like that.

Speaker 1 (02:46:52):
I'm like, YouTube, does it like German Soldier recreate costumes?
They prown lot? You know, well, I hope you have
a happy Halloween. Ran on yep and remind me.

Speaker 3 (02:47:12):
I was gonna show my black cat here for Halloween,
but he keeps jumping off my lap.

Speaker 1 (02:47:16):
So Gill, you want to find your cat. We're all
looking for cats now, you know what you.

Speaker 4 (02:47:28):
Just reminded me. I am going to be cat sitting
in about a week, and I'm accepted. This is a
cat I have cat sat before. That actually turned me
into a fan of cats, because I want to say
I think cat owners are horrible at selling cats. They're
always complaining about them, and then when they talk about
the positives, they're like, well, they give subtle signs of
affection if they make eye contact with you and blink slowly.

(02:47:51):
But me and this cat, I mean maybe I just
have the magic. Like we bonded like crazy. We had
a great routine. Every morning at like seven am, I
get on the cat ouch. She'd sit and put in
my lap for ten minutes. They show affection, just cat
owners for some reason want to keep it like a
secret or something.

Speaker 1 (02:48:08):
To be fair, you talk to me a lot, and
I have the worst cat, So.

Speaker 4 (02:48:12):
It's not just you, though. I have one friend who
complained to me every day about his cat. Cat passes away.
He has a big celebration and I don't see him
for a few years. I go to visit him. We're
hanging out. All of a sudden, the cat chumps in
my lap and he's like, I hate that thing, And
I'm like, why did you get another one?

Speaker 1 (02:48:31):
Actually, Crystal lets me hugs. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 5 (02:48:34):
The last episode he's literally the best.

Speaker 1 (02:48:37):
The last episode I got a comment it's like, why
do you even have a cat? Like again, new people,
I didn't want this cart anyway. Right on, I hope
you have a great Halloween.

Speaker 5 (02:48:54):
Hello, goodbye.

Speaker 7 (02:48:56):
You see I'm a part of this thing from a
pet fan. But when I'm moving too. The girlfriend she
had a cat, I'm stuck with one, and the cat
loves me.

Speaker 3 (02:49:05):
I can't see.

Speaker 7 (02:49:07):
She follows me around I sleep.

Speaker 3 (02:49:09):
She lays on my chest like.

Speaker 7 (02:49:11):
My grandma has to take her off of me because
I'll freak off and wake up the cats.

Speaker 1 (02:49:15):
That's nice. My cat just screams at me.

Speaker 7 (02:49:18):
That's why she follows me around the house.

Speaker 1 (02:49:21):
The cat doesn't like me down here.

Speaker 4 (02:49:23):
She that sounds great to me. I love that. My dad,
it's like a catchphrase for my dad. Always get away.
That's what he always says to her dog. He loves
you like dogs.

Speaker 7 (02:49:34):
I'll be in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (02:49:35):
She's scratching at the door.

Speaker 5 (02:49:36):
I'm like, bro, that's a good thing. So cats. Cats
do that because they want to protect you. It's like
a protection thing if you're in the bathroom, because you
know they know you're vulnerable. Oh, you actually want to
protect you.

Speaker 1 (02:49:48):
My apartment. When I was in the apartment, I used
to take baths and cats don't understand baths. They're like,
but I hate them in there? Why are you in there?
So I'd be like, let me relax, it's been a week.
Let me just have a nice warm bath. And I
there and I hear ah, and I'm like, oh my god.
I'm like, this is not relaxing. But that's literally why
I left the backpack because she usually she usually sits

(02:50:10):
at the top of the stairs or comes down to
scream to let me know she doesn't want me down here.
And since she decided that's her bed, she's actually quiet
all day long. And I'm like, this is so nice.
I'm like, I'm just leaving it for forever. It's your bed.

Speaker 4 (02:50:23):
Is nothing you need from that backpack because you're not inpack.

Speaker 1 (02:50:25):
I honestly I needed a new backpack anyway. So I'm
just because I know if I give her a cat
bed again, she's just gonna ignore it. She hated her
cat Ben, but for some reason, the backpack didn't. Anyway,
let's get back into super chats. Here is going too long. Yes,
Dylan would be for nine ninety nine Inspector Inspectors walk

(02:50:46):
so House of Eating could run.

Speaker 2 (02:50:48):
He got the name wrong. It's close Specter Inspectors. But yes,
we did walk so house on Eden could run.

Speaker 4 (02:50:55):
Now, No, Joey, you mean I can't understand this super Chat.
Maybe you need to clarify with another.

Speaker 1 (02:51:00):
Yeah, come on, Joey, Oh that's true.

Speaker 2 (02:51:02):
Yeah, that's true. If you haven't seen my short film
Spector Inspectors, go watch that. It's so much channle do.
It's another ghost hunting movie.

Speaker 1 (02:51:10):
Ooh, not enough of those. We need more of those.
Carryo pilot for three seventy or I got I did
it again? Carry a Pilot three seventy nine for nine
ninety nine. End of Swamping villain chains a swamp thing
and a dungeon and uses him to make serum that
turns him into a hairy animal monster that has a
climactive fight with melee weapons outside of mansion. Yes, that

(02:51:33):
is similar.

Speaker 5 (02:51:35):
It's very similar.

Speaker 1 (02:51:36):
As presents for two dollars? Are you going number two?
Invite me number two? Monster Mania tone? He said, Man,
you couldn't work up the five dollars made Hia my
birthday stream and you can't. God damn it.

Speaker 5 (02:51:50):
You support on her spicy stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:51:55):
No, that's I do. That's the ill and abhorrence.

Speaker 4 (02:51:58):
I would never we said, sinful.

Speaker 2 (02:52:03):
Gil made me do it.

Speaker 1 (02:52:07):
Uh yeah, if you want to come out, I'll send
you the dates. Oh it has a birthday in two days.

Speaker 2 (02:52:13):
Oh my god, I have a birthday in a week.

Speaker 4 (02:52:16):
A happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (02:52:18):
November seven?

Speaker 1 (02:52:21):
Okay, whoaesday? It's not amazing, that's really great. What's your birthday?

Speaker 3 (02:52:31):
April?

Speaker 1 (02:52:33):
You have the early birthday, Mike gil I missed your
birthday again this year, but can I just say happy
birthday again?

Speaker 4 (02:52:40):
Oh? Thank you, thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (02:52:42):
That's really great and I'll see you in Hell. My
birthday was only a little bit more than a month ago.
I mean, if you want to give since I didn't
get to have a birthday episode, if everyone has to
say happy birthday to me right now, happy birthday? Telling
thank you?

Speaker 4 (02:52:58):
Tunnel here?

Speaker 1 (02:53:01):
Oh there? Oh hi, Crystal Howard Tuck Tuck for four
ninety nine. Sadly you didn't review a meat loaf movie,
but there's still hope. Next year is the anniversary of
Shock Treatment and the Rocky Horror remake.

Speaker 2 (02:53:16):
Fuck yeah wait?

Speaker 1 (02:53:18):
Oh is he talking about the Glee episode where they
got a bunch of the original actors to come back
in Rocky Horror?

Speaker 2 (02:53:24):
Well, no, I think I think there was one.

Speaker 3 (02:53:28):
Yeah, he did like a live one.

Speaker 1 (02:53:30):
Yeah, there was a live one.

Speaker 5 (02:53:32):
It was a really bad.

Speaker 1 (02:53:34):
Yeah, Rocky Horror. I actually just did the actually not
just months ago. I did the double feature at the
drive in for Shock Treatment and Rocky Horror.

Speaker 5 (02:53:44):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:53:46):
Oh my god, the Man song in Shock Treatment is awesome, Joe,
can you say the last line of that song?

Speaker 2 (02:53:52):
Really?

Speaker 7 (02:53:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:53:53):
No, what I think I'll lie? I think I'll skip
that one. Oh my internet's going out?

Speaker 1 (02:53:59):
Oh yeah, I just I just forget how the song ends?
Can you say it?

Speaker 2 (02:54:03):
No? I have a family, Please don't make me do this.
I can't.

Speaker 1 (02:54:09):
It was funny. Someone I was with I was singing
The Man's because that song is awesome. I kind of
want to use it for Boicebud. I was singing the
Man's song in the car and then I stopped and
I pointed them, like, say the last part. She's like, no, no, no,
I won't know it. Rocky Horror because it's turning forty
was supposed to be this year's Halloween episode, but I

(02:54:30):
wanted to, like fucked, have everyone dressed up and everything,
and I just couldn't organize it. There was too much
going on.

Speaker 3 (02:54:35):
Wait.

Speaker 5 (02:54:36):
One of my literal favorite movies. Okay, I've loved it
since I was in seventh grade.

Speaker 1 (02:54:41):
Crystal Stop being relevant anytime soon. It's been forty years.
We could do it whenever. I'm sorry, I'm not familiar
with this person's.

Speaker 5 (02:54:51):
Well, yeah, say it louder for those in.

Speaker 1 (02:54:53):
The back stuff Licky Gamaz for one time, Tony Owes,
me and Chris a dinner. I drove past Johannah's new
place today and I how funny of me if I
just stole her twelve foot skeleton, but like just ratchets

(02:55:15):
trapped it to the top of ice on skeleton. I'm
gonna steal your skeleton, Johannah. Joe Binaccio, Hey, Joe, for
love Love the costumes? Is there a go to movie
or movies that you watch every spooky season? You're gonna
have to watch Gill's video tomorrow for the answer.

Speaker 2 (02:55:38):
Yeah, we answered that exact question.

Speaker 1 (02:55:41):
But honestly, a lot of the same ones Halloween.

Speaker 4 (02:55:44):
Uh, they had to watch my video.

Speaker 1 (02:55:50):
I will say going forward, I'm gonna watch the universal
ones more because the twins are now in love with
Dracula and Frankenstein and the wolf Man.

Speaker 8 (02:55:58):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:55:59):
They did I tell the story on the stream or
before stream? Did I tell the story of the twins
reacting to my shaved face.

Speaker 4 (02:56:07):
Before stream?

Speaker 1 (02:56:07):
I think, oh shit, Christal, I gotta send you the video.

Speaker 3 (02:56:10):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:56:10):
Don showed the I'm sorry, who's Don? I don't know
who Don is?

Speaker 6 (02:56:14):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:56:14):
I no, No?

Speaker 1 (02:56:14):
Don is their dad? Who's not prison Mike? Different guy.
He showed them the picture of my shaved face and
he's asking who is it and they guessed my cousin's kid,
Frankenstein and a werewolf. At no point did they guess
Uncle Tony, a guy they see every week. And then
when they're told it is me, they look shocked and horrified,

(02:56:39):
like when does the double take?

Speaker 2 (02:56:40):
Like what?

Speaker 3 (02:56:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:56:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:56:42):
And then I facetimed them before the show and they
told me they didn't like how I looked. I love
those girls more than anything, and they're like, I don't
like your face like you.

Speaker 5 (02:56:55):
I guess it's a girl theme, Like they just don't
like your face.

Speaker 1 (02:56:59):
Late e late. He said I looked like Hugh Jackman.

Speaker 4 (02:57:02):
Hey, that's really.

Speaker 1 (02:57:10):
Have the reaction I thought you have, And I said,
I look like Hugh Jackman. I showed someone else a
picture of me in college and they said I looked
like a young Paul Rudd and like I I'm like.
My response was if I looked like any Paul Rudd.
My life would be so much better if that's a
lot like Dylan. I'm not lying, but I'll send the screenshot.

(02:57:30):
God damn you, Crystal. Someone said I look like Hugh Jackman,
and I did have that Wolverine outfit. Okay, uh, Dylan.

Speaker 5 (02:57:37):
Would be for nine nine like I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (02:57:42):
Dylan would be for nine ninety nine. Ten dollars for
Hack the movies assistant fun. That's that's not ten dollars.
That's nine dollars and ninety nine cents, and YouTube takes
a cut.

Speaker 4 (02:57:54):
Do you invest that money in two years, it'll be
ten dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:57:57):
That's right, that's true.

Speaker 5 (02:58:01):
Actually might lose that.

Speaker 4 (02:58:07):
Comeback.

Speaker 1 (02:58:07):
I swear listen, listen my uh my, my taste of
just buying whatever done. Now I buy very safe index
ETFs and they're.

Speaker 4 (02:58:17):
All going up warrior costumes.

Speaker 6 (02:58:21):
Day right.

Speaker 1 (02:58:24):
Write up. Also, my sister decided on the theme. I
had no choice.

Speaker 4 (02:58:29):
Way I wore this in two videos. Now, that's a
tax right off, right.

Speaker 2 (02:58:35):
Yeah, of course it was a tax right off.

Speaker 1 (02:58:37):
The first nice My taxes were a lot better this
year than they were last year. They came very late,
which was annoying.

Speaker 4 (02:58:45):
But you can write stuff off.

Speaker 1 (02:58:48):
Well, yeah, that was a fun fact for everyone behind.
The reason last year was so rough is that I
didn't know what I was allowed to write off. And
by the way, I didn't write off a lot of
stuff because I just had a bunch of equipment. And
my ladies look like, hey, do you have anything else
you can write off? I'm like no. She's like, all right,
well this is what you owe and I'm like, oh no.

(02:59:10):
And my favorite was when she's like, have you been
paying throughout the year? I'm like, you could do that,
and she's like, oh no, this year was a lot
better this year.

Speaker 5 (02:59:17):
You know what you can write off, Tony. You can
write off Johanna and I's dinner.

Speaker 1 (02:59:23):
Connection in Florida as presents for five dollars. But god
damn it made my put this toward paying right off.

Speaker 8 (02:59:37):
Bitch.

Speaker 4 (02:59:40):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:59:42):
Matthew Lillard's voice is in the end of the screen
seven trailers, so if he is ghost face, I still
think that I was right. Matthew Lillard was technically in
screen five, but I guess he was in ghost face.
It we're triple or nothing, we're tripling down. I bet you,

(03:00:02):
I bet you he will be ghost Face in the
new movie.

Speaker 4 (03:00:05):
No, I know the answer to this question, and I
won't say anything.

Speaker 1 (03:00:09):
No, I don't say that if I had to guess,
because they said a bunch of the other old Killers
are back. I'm like, they're either gonna do a flashback
to when Roman told Billy and stew about Sydney's mom
and we're gonna get them daged or it's just gonna
be a.

Speaker 4 (03:00:24):
I hope they don't use AI to then. O.

Speaker 1 (03:00:27):
God, all right? That I believe? Is it from us?
Get last minute super chats and Joey c what you
got coming up on the channel?

Speaker 2 (03:00:40):
Well, I just did a couple of restaurant reviews. You
can check that out.

Speaker 1 (03:00:45):
And so oh well, local ones are sporting the community.
Where can I go to these restaurants?

Speaker 2 (03:00:49):
Yeah, Montgomery and San Andreas that released in two thousand
and four. Other than that, next week, have a video
coming out, Can I be smacked Down? Here comes to
Pain with the weakest Wrestler, which happens to be the
fabulous Rico, So keep your eye out for that. Maybe
some Steven Sigal content coming as well.

Speaker 1 (03:01:09):
Nice Rico is in. Here comes the pay I Love,
Here comes the page.

Speaker 2 (03:01:13):
Yeah, best game ever Gil.

Speaker 4 (03:01:17):
Tomorrow brings the grand finale to Month of Terror, thirty
one reviews, thirty one days, thirty one days of feet,
whatever it is, but it ends tomorrow with an epic
review of the most Halloweeny movie ever made, Trick or Treat.
And there might be some hack the movies cameos in there,
And this whole month has secretly been a backdoor pilot

(03:01:41):
for a new direction for one take. So these videos
I've been doing going forward, essentially, I'm going to keep
doing them on a weekly basis. Timelines I'm still gonna
do them.

Speaker 1 (03:01:51):
They bring in I was like, oh no, Gil, you
got to keep doing those.

Speaker 4 (03:01:56):
Timelines are now supplemental to one take. Which of the
videos that have been going on all month?

Speaker 1 (03:02:02):
Cool? Cool, Cristal, What do you got.

Speaker 5 (03:02:07):
You gonna I'm gonna film a segment really quick for girls.

Speaker 1 (03:02:11):
Thing after this? Are you gonna break some twigs and
possess some kids later? Not kids, that's a weapons joke, God.

Speaker 5 (03:02:22):
No, but after all the talk of the kids also
that be murdered by a lot of kids like that
looks vicious, literally like, yeah, I got other things to possess.

Speaker 1 (03:02:36):
Okay, where can we follow you if we want to
see your Halloween costume? I don't know what, Oh my god,
just Instagram. Just say your Instagram handle five years come on.

Speaker 4 (03:02:54):
Thirty one reviews.

Speaker 5 (03:03:00):
Can follow me on Instagram and Twitter slash ex Crystal Quinn.
You can see me on this channel whatever.

Speaker 1 (03:03:09):
Bearded out Law? Where can we follow you?

Speaker 7 (03:03:12):
Beard it out Law on everything?

Speaker 3 (03:03:14):
Twitter, Instagram?

Speaker 1 (03:03:16):
Nice? And one day we're gonna take another picture that
doesn't have the sun.

Speaker 2 (03:03:20):
I know.

Speaker 7 (03:03:20):
I blame that on my buddy.

Speaker 1 (03:03:22):
We have one picture together and it's his profile picture
I think on Twitter, and it's mostly just the sun
glaring in through the window.

Speaker 7 (03:03:31):
I gotta get it, Gotta get a new one.

Speaker 1 (03:03:33):
If I ever go back out there, uh, you know,
we'll rent a studio. We'll take some beautiful headshots together. Picture.
Are there any other Detroit HARC conventions coming up or something?

Speaker 7 (03:03:50):
No, we got Astronoum comes up.

Speaker 3 (03:03:52):
The main one.

Speaker 7 (03:03:54):
They got MotorCity, but that one's like next month.

Speaker 1 (03:03:56):
No, when's the next Actunomicon? They announce that I.

Speaker 7 (03:03:59):
Should go to the Yeah, they announced it.

Speaker 1 (03:04:01):
I think it's well look that up. If you want
to see me. I'll be up Motservadia, even though I
thought I wasn't going to be but I'm gonna.

Speaker 5 (03:04:08):
Be there, you were gonna go I would have bought
a take.

Speaker 1 (03:04:12):
I literally found out Monday.

Speaker 4 (03:04:14):
Okay, by the way, Tony, all this stalling and you're
dragging out the ending here it worked? You got another
super chat?

Speaker 5 (03:04:23):
Oh because he missed super chats.

Speaker 4 (03:04:26):
Apparently I've been scrolling though.

Speaker 2 (03:04:29):
You're making people bye missed one?

Speaker 1 (03:04:32):
Oh wait, oh my god, between Dylan. Sorry, you're right,
you're right right? You skip my superchats? No I did?

Speaker 5 (03:04:41):
How did I literally fifteen dollars right there?

Speaker 1 (03:04:44):
Tony?

Speaker 5 (03:04:44):
You're making them pay another two dollars to get you
to pay.

Speaker 1 (03:04:47):
Attention to him? Were those that there like a few
minutes ago.

Speaker 5 (03:04:50):
No, I think you're just an idiot.

Speaker 2 (03:04:52):
I don't even see that one.

Speaker 4 (03:04:54):
Why, No, I did see anyway earlier.

Speaker 1 (03:04:55):
Okay, fore here you Violet didn't like this. VHS Kuchiku
was good. So was The Haunted fun House. But fun
Size looked fun at first, but the acting was terrible,
and so Aby Store. The Avy Store went way too
far with.

Speaker 4 (03:05:12):
The I'm gonna pull a Tony. I thought it was
on purpose. I don't want to defend it though It's okay.

Speaker 1 (03:05:18):
So Fortnite Tony could have made a better short with
better writing and acting than Fun Size. I liked fun
Size Size.

Speaker 5 (03:05:26):
Are you going to make a movie? Where are we
gonna make a YouTube video movie?

Speaker 4 (03:05:32):
It's trunk, it's a YouTube movie, a YouTube video movie.

Speaker 1 (03:05:36):
Uh, fucking Crystal, shut up. Maybe I'm doing that.

Speaker 5 (03:05:40):
I mean, like, as of hack.

Speaker 4 (03:05:43):
A hack the movie's production, it's gonna knock everything down.
A found footage horror that starts with this live stream
and then I'm like, Joey, there's a weird figure behind you.

Speaker 1 (03:05:54):
Oh why why did the demon let a camera record it?

Speaker 6 (03:06:00):
Oh? What was that?

Speaker 1 (03:06:00):
Sorry? The Shelby Oaks when they go to that other place,
there's like a different demon that closes the door. We
never found out what that thing was.

Speaker 2 (03:06:09):
That wasn't the one that No, that wasn't the.

Speaker 1 (03:06:15):
Wait, no, no, no, Shelby Oaks in the beginning, there's
like a different demon that anyway. We'll talk about it later.
Your face, your pretty face is going to Hell is
apparently on something called Sling TV for free. Everyone watched
that Fun Size was fun Uh okay, I got everyone

(03:06:36):
thirty one thirty one super Chats thirty one nights a.

Speaker 4 (03:06:40):
Far, this video for tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (03:06:46):
Okay, that is it from us. Goodbye everyone, Goodbye I
mean he.

Speaker 2 (03:06:54):
And Christmas time yay. In November,

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