Twisted Metal Season 2 is TOTALLY INSANE! - Hack The Movies (#418) - Hack The Movies

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello everyone, and welcome to another live episode to Hack
the Movies. We got a very special one today. We
have a very special guest for it. Hello, Joey C.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Tony, I was so excited. I don't even have a
bit for this time. I don't have a bit. I'm
just so excited to be here. Man, let's get badly.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Let's do this, Joe, bits are overrated. Okay, what are
you gonna do next? Review a Sandra Bullock movie at
the start of your zombie episode, Like, let's chill them
the bits please?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
No, I would never do that. Man, Come on now,
and then keep the bit up the entire episode. Come
on now.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah. No, Today we're gonna be talking about Twisted Metal
season two. Oh yeah, I just found out their sound
effects on stream yard, so I was like, Twist the.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Metals so loud?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
God, wow that that sweet tooth. He's a real clown longest.
The good news is I could like import my own

(01:27):
sounds if I want to, so I might have a
lot of fun with this.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh you gotta do that.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Everyone is always everyone has been saying, Tony, we need
more sound effects, And now now that I have sound effects,
they're probably doing this.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
What was that one thing I kept saying in our
our what was the catchphrase? I kept saying, let me
tell you, let.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Me tell you. I gotta let me tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Why was that?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Okay, Yes, we're talking about Twisted Netal season two, But
first I just want to say, hey, hey, you like
these videos, you like the show? Consider becoming a patron. Yes,
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(02:22):
way you get all the episodes, you get the access
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know if you saw the newest red letter media video
where they're talking about YouTube.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Did you see that, Joey, I did see that?

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay, if everyone's listening to this right now. Apparently in August,
YouTube implemented a restricted mode and it just automatically added
it to everyone, and apparently some people had it just
turned on automatically and it was hiding people's videos. Now
I watched their whole video on it. It's probably like

(02:55):
a bug for a new feature. They'll probably figure it out.
But if you're doing this, could you please make sure
restricted mode is off? But also, when you become a patron,
better notifications. You'll know when episodes are out faster, and yes,
all the podcast episodes will have links to the video
versions of them. That way, if they kicked off get
kicked off YouTube, they will exist. But we got a

(03:17):
lot of fun stuff on there. When you become a
ten dollars patron for your set every three months, you
get some cool merch. I just put up a bonus review.
I forgot to include it in here. Just put a
bonus review for UHF, Joey Wow, Wonder.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
And it's discounted too. You forgot to mention that it's
discounted right now.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
But the patreon your patreon, Yeah, well no, it's it's
discounted if you purchase annually, which.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Is exactly what I was saying. Folks should purchase it
annually because you get a little discount.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
You get a little discount. But yeah, UHF is on
there and includes footage from my trip from Tulsa or
remember I only went to Tulsa for that and no
other reason. We also have a huge back catalog of
commentary tracks. Uh say you want to listen to one,
but you're not ready to commit to being a patron,
You could just buy one individually, same with my bonus videos.

(04:12):
You could just buy them for three dollars, test it out,
see if it's something you like, then become a patron
and you get all of them.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
It's always tell you experiment that's right.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
It is. It is to ex spiarament.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
That's right. With documentaries and stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Documentary he said documentary, right, you fucker said documentary right.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I've been practicing woo.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
It's funny because I hear Kaylee now go back and
forth between documentary and documentary.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Like, dude, I've been fucking like roasted on it so
much the past year of my life. Now my brain
is confused. I'm like, which one do I say?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Man, that is so ridiculous. So the first time I
heard you say that, my jawl was on the floor. Yeah,
it was on the floor.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Uh, Joey C Tony before.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
We get into the show. One, I need to boost
your mic up just a little bit. Two. What's the
name of the game.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Well, folks, see it's very simple. The name of the
game is super Chats. If you want Tony or me
to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, oh you gotta
do a set of super Chat folks, and we'll do it.
You want me to flex. You want Tony to flex,
you want Tony to do a little Austin Powers dance.
He'll do it. But it has to be within reason, folks.
We're on the Internet and there are fine prints we

(05:38):
have to follow.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yes, yes, please within reason, but yes, get your super
chats in Joey. A few years ago we did Twisted
Metal season one.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah that was two years ago.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
That was two years ago. Very special episode one. It was, uh,
why am I My brain just died? Like it was
an emergency episode. It was because I put it on
thinking it would just be a wrap up thing, and
I ended up loving the show so much. I went, Joey,

(06:13):
we got we just gotta do it. We gotta do it.
And two, if I remember right, it was the first
ever Boys Month episode.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
It was indeed, that is it's history.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
It's history, and I was so excited to do it
again for Boys Month three. But this year they didn't
upload all the episodes at once. They went to a
weekly format. He yeah, they're not like, unfortunately you did
not get to be in Boys Month three. I mean

(06:47):
you did it to be Boy of the Week.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Well that's that's that's worth it enough for me. Man,
I'm one of the founding fathers.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
I'm cool.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yes, I I did not know ahead of time that
I'm like, shit, I got nothing for Joey c.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
To be fair, we did have it planned for Boys Month,
and then we found out that it wasn't all gonna
release in Boys months, so we readjusted quickly.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
It just it felt we are not doing a Poys
Month with you. It felt weird.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
I you know what, that's that's fine. I live Boys months.
I'm very manly, you know what I'm saying. I'm always
at the gym. In fact, I'm gonna hit the gym
after this episode.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
I went earlier to Yeah, that is some stretch right there.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Boys.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Anyway, we love the season one, uh and I was
going back watching our video. I'm like, man, we really
loved the season one. We had a lot, so I
was hype as well for this. I was like, I
can't wait for Seeds two because now they're doing the tourdiving,
which didn't bother me so much last year that they

(07:53):
didn't do the tourteing because there was so much vehicular
combat anyway, like Figular, but we had u we had
some theories we wanted to know if Calypso was going
to be magical, if they were really gonna do the
wish thing, and how much supernatural stuff will be in
season two because season one played it pretty straight other

(08:14):
than the crazy lightning and uh, there were like a
few other things in season one that made it like, Hey,
is this like a fantasy world or is this just
like a realistic thing?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
So we wanted to see where it would go in
this season because twist Metal is very fantastical, it kind
of needs to be.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, which was it? I knew that going in. I
had those same questions. I'm like, all right, let's see
how our predictions played out.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah. Uh but yeah, let's let's get into this season.
First episode, Uh, perspiritt is that what that stands for?
I always loved reading the license plate license plate stuff,
and I'm like, what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Actually, real quick quick before we get into it, Tony,
did you watch it weekly or did you watch it
all in bulk?

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I watched it mostly weekly. I missed a couple of
weeks so, and then the the last like three episodes
I binged. So I went back and forth. I went
back from watching like an episode every week to two
episodes a week to three at the very.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
End, because I telling you, I was like, dude, I
don't want to do it weekly. That's going to ruin
the whole fucking thing for me. I binged. I waited
till they were all out, and I watched it in
two days.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, they're They're real easy to get through, which is
crazy because there's a lot in the show so much.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
The episodes honestly felt longer than like twenty five to
forty minutes.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Really really really they do, but in.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
A good way, like in the best possible way.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Pressure point, pressure point, not perspirant. I just look at
a pressure point.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Uh, okay, makes sense.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
He's a two episode one pressure point. While John sets
out to reunite with Quiet, she's devising her own plans
with Dolface, who was a character we met at the
very end of the last season who claimed to be
John's sister, who Quiet was going to team up with.
John of course, is behind the wall in New San
Francisco and he has to deal with Raven. I know

(10:25):
what you're thinking. That doesn't look like Raven. And you
know what's funny, Joe, we watched the beginning of our
episode and when we talked about Nev Campbell. We were like,
she doesn't look like the Raven from the game. Now
we have a new Raven. Yeah, looks like the game Raven.
And the justification is that all the leaders in New

(10:48):
San Francisco are hot babes named Raven.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
I got the same pennant on my neck.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
But the weird thing is that she was like she
her name is actually Raven. The show really starts off
with her origin and her friend Kelly getting knocked into
a coma, which is her motivation for the thing she
wants to get the wish to bring her friend Kelly
back to life, well back to like, but wake her
up from the coma. Uh so her name really was Raven,

(11:14):
but now we realize like a bunch of other women
are Ravens in this. Of course, there were a lot
of scheduling issues with this series. Bring up some other
characters who weren't able to come back. So I guess
Nev Campbell. You know, they rewrote Scream seven for her,
and she had other stuff to do, and there was
the actors strike, so I think by the time they

(11:35):
had in production they weren't able to get Nev Campbell.
So yeah, we have a brand new Raven who's way
meaner ah huh and way bitch here.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I like where this is going, all right. I prefer
this Raven. Okay, okay, I kind of dig it, man.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
I did like when he was just like I like
the other Raven Betters, Like everyone loves Downtown Ray. But
John is not adjusting to life behind the wall. He's
always trying to escape because he wants to be with Quiet,
and they're always like throwing him back in the what
we call it the wall. They're like, hey, stop trying
to escape. He's a pizza delivery guy, so he's still

(12:21):
a delivery man in his new life on the inside. Meanwhile,
Dollfacing Quiet are going around just taking down companies that
or like just factories that supply stuff to the insiders.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Medic food.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Well, they thought they were getting medicine. It turns out
it's lube pervert. They're making stuff for like some pervert city.
So the doll Face Gang is actually pretty cool. I
like their masks. They're creepy. Quiet's doing a good job
of just killing everyone. And of course Quiet Dalface is
supposed to drive dark Side. Now she does have her

(12:57):
own vehicle, but there is a giant dark side style
truck that they all ride on at one point, which
is fun. See, and it's a it's a you know what, Joey,
thank god we didn't do this during.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
I know there's a lot of like femdom stuff going on.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, the dull faces are any women run society?

Speaker 2 (13:24):
The guy with the foot like, oh yeah, and the.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
One man is subservient to them and a slave to
them with no rights, And I went, this is hell.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, there's a god given reason we didn't do this last.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, I'm glad we didn't put this in Bois month.
It would have made us look so bad. They would
have been like, why are they putting woke stuff in boys? Mon?

Speaker 2 (13:47):
No, And we would get we would we would get
roasted alive if we did that, Tony. So there's there
was a reason why this waited.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yes, Yes. Meanwhile, Sweet decided to take Stue under his
wing even after he killed Mike. He kidnapped Stu and
he decided, you know, and I'm gonna I'm gonna be
best friends with this guy. And they're going around the
outside killing everyone. But Sweet Tooth keeps getting confused for

(14:14):
other more populars was like the Garbage Man and Big
Baby that.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Was another Big Baby was wild Baby.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
It was same.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
So sweet Toooth just wants to be the most popular
killer of all time and he doesn't know how to
do it. He doesn't know how to get it out there,
and I like that. Stu comes up with an idea
for a tournament, which we we will then learn is
not a very original idea. John decides, I think this
is funny. They take away all of his video games,

(14:48):
including Twisted Metal two yeah, which in the first season
they had a Twisted Metal one game. Here he has
Twisted Metal two sitting on his desk, much like Double
Dragon having the arcade cabin.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
And oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
So his like in one of his little missions this
season is to read all the Breakfast Club So he's
in his family home and he's reading his sister's Breakfast
Breakfast Club books, but he's missing a volume and he
tries to skip ahead and he doesn't. He doesn't understand
who any of the new characters are.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Then he goes searching for it and finds that old joint.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, which used to try me nuts up. People would
try to like buy me like comics because they knew
I like comics. This is before Vitochiswaldi ruined comic books
for everyone. So I used to really love comics and
people be like, hey, I got you a comic book.
I'm like cool. And then it's like part three of
a five part story, and I'm like, I don't know
what's happening in it.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
You felt his pain right there?

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah, And I'm like, now, I gotta You've just made
work for me. Now I have to look for all
the other issues in this goddamn thing. What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Oh it's the Babysitters Club, not the Breakfast Club. God
damn it.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Did I see breakfast Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
He said breakfast club.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
You're sure? I said breakfast club one hundred.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
One hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Internet issues. Isn't that insane? Hopefully he comes back to
us anyway. Uh he uh teams up? Oh there you are.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Oh God. So I went to a tunnel there.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Okay, you know you don't want to hear a funny
tunnel story. I record it with Captain Boomis this this week,
I went down to her place a sneak preview on
our Patreon. Only one person has guessed what movie we're revealing.

(16:43):
But anyway, you have to go to Patreon and become
a channel member and know what I'm talking about. But
I literally was talking to her on the phone and
I'm like, I'm eight minutes away. I'll see you soon.
And I put down the phone and I realized I
missed my team, my exit. And then I went through
a tunnel and I could even call her to let
her know I was running late. I went through a tunnel,

(17:04):
had to loop around and go back for that. I
ended up being thirty minutes late when I was eight
minutes yourself, man, I'm like, no, this is pretty fucking
this is pretty fitting myself. Look, I don't usually read
the poor chat, the chat from the pores, the people

(17:26):
who don't pay, but in this case, I'm gonna do
it because it can get me more money. No, I
didn't review the Uninvited with Captain Movies because I already
did that on Patreon. So become a patron or channelman. Anyway.
Uh So John is able to uh get out with
the help of a security guard. He switches clothes with him,

(17:46):
He finds Kelly in an ambulance that he's going to
use to escape, and then we get the message from
Calypso from Anthony Karrigan. Right, yep, Yes, great choice for Calypso.
Solid choice for Calypso. He is very fantastic. Yeah, they

(18:08):
went with the usual traditional Calypso. They didn't go with
the face peeled off Calypso or the weird bald one.
That's right, classic long like twist the metal two, although
too he has a little bit of like a healed face,
but like two three four, we want that Calypso. He
lets everyone know about the tournament and how the winner

(18:31):
will get one single wish. So John takes off, he escapes.
This pisses off Raven because he is her driver. He
wants her to drive. He wants him, she wants him
to drive for her.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
They were training him with like a fucking arcade machine.
I'm not sure why they couldn't use the real car,
but I'm all good with that.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
So he escapes right right as the doll faces are
coming along and they rescue him, and that's when you
rerealize his name is Lionel. Lionel solid first episode really
gets us going. We know every we know most people's
motivations at this point, but we're ready to meet the

(19:19):
characters that we were introduced to. We get to learn
more about them and we get to move forward. Next episode,
Dollface John uncover shocking new details about his past, quiet
forms an unexpected new friendship. We get a little backstory
to doll Face where like her and her man were

(19:42):
negotiating like deals, but it turns out the women did
all the negotiations in the bathroom while the men, they said,
are measuring dicks. And I actually died laughing when it
turns out that that was literal and they pull out
like the measuring table. All right, let's measure the dicks.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
I wait, serious, you gotta take everything a face value
in the show.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
But again, thank god we didn't do the storm Boys
one because these women uprise and they overthrow their men.
They're men, which I don't want to live in that world.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Joey sounds absolutely terrible.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, it's honestly, this this world where the electricity's out
and everyone's killing each other, that's the scariest part. Joey
from a woman, So yeah, it's her little introduction. How
she like started the doll phases. Where did they get

(20:47):
all those masks? How do they make them, you know,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
I just assumed they robbed like a doll factory probably
you know, it was.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Before the size doll factory.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
It was an interesting doll factory. And the guns too,
Like I was thinking about that, like where are they
getting all these guns? Are they robbing like guns?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Insiders who make guns? I think.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
I'm gonna examine the economy in this world next.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
So they are having a tournament, uh for who will
uh perform, who will enter into They're having a little
qualify around to see where they're who they are gonna
send into the tournament. John is upset that Quiet wants
to be in the tournament.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Then we meet a new character, Mayhem Mayheim, play out
by some cute chick that's not the most flattering angle
of her, very cute girl who I thought was gonna
be Grasshopper. Yeah, she kind of has a similar car.
Well that's a doom Buggy, but she's driving like a
green car at one point. But she has a different name.
But a lot of her backstory is like purposely obscured.

(22:01):
She's stuck in there. She was trying to steal supplies.
They like threaten to kill her, so they're keeping her
around yea the tree. Yeah, and they give her a
hatchet like a giant tree and they're like, you can
cut yourself lout, which.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Is funny because it says like, oh, Quiet forms an
unexpected friendship. Yeah, tied to a tree, all right.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Then they have their little trial run and uh, what's
her face? Quiet wins? But then she slams into a tree.
She's driving roadkill of course, so she wins. John reluctantly
is like, Okay, we're gonna we're gonna do this together,
uh and.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Kind of forces his way into it.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Really yeah, and doll Face is gonna go with them.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
So it's gonna be the three of them going into
the tournament. And the episode ends on a little cliffhanger
with mister Grin Grin in the same asylum from season
one that uh what's his face? Sweet Toooth went when
Sweetooth went back to the asylum to visit his dead family.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Yep, did they mention it?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
I know mister Grimm was on Calypso's board at the
end of the uh last season, but I don't know
if they mentioned anyone was in that asylum.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
No, I don't. I would have to rewatch it. I
don't know if they do or not.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
So he gets invited to be in the tournament, and uh,
I was a little disappointed. I wanted him to be
a skeleton man.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Well there's a painted skeleton on a celtone.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
I think I might have said last season that, like,
I don't want that. I want a skeleton. I want
a literal skeleton man.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
You know, they couldn't throw all their fantastical stuff out
front just yet.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
They really work up to it. They really work up
to it.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
They really do.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Next episode, Test Drive, John attempts to rekindle an old
friendship that's not it's his sister Quiet lends a helping
hand to her new ally. This episode opens up with
mister Grimm. Uh he or did I mix? Yeah? Uh,
those are the other I put my slides a little

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bit out of order. But it does open up with
mister Grimm. These are examples of other mister Grimm's. Clearly
I want the more skeleton ones. It opens up with
him going to his father's grave where there's grave diggers
about to have sex with the corpse.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah, they're so gross. They are the most disgusting thing ever.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
See if it was like a fresh corpse. But this
is like pre apocalypse grave, Like, what do they doing?

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Ew, it's just bones, it's real hard.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yeah, he kills them and then we get to see
a little bit more of the fantastical stuff. We get
to see the soul suck.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah fuck yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
And this is where we realize he's like a sort
of legion sort of thing. He has multiple souls inside
of him.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Which leads to some great bits throughout.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yes, so he has a he's a Oh what do
they call it? What are the there's people on YouTube
who pretend to have multi personality disorder. Uh, if they're
not like real.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
There's like a name for fake ones.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
I think they call them their systems or something or
headmates headmates head systems. Yeah, it's not real mental illness.
So you look up what the real mental illness looks like.
And this is just people on Tumblr and yeah he
started on Tumbler just looking for attention. They act like
the guy, they act like mister Grimm and this. They
go back and forth with their personalities in this.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
That's fucking silly to pretend that you're talking to people.
God damn it. Grimace doesn't like that.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
See.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
See you have a different thing. See, if if you
have what they had, you would you would turn into
grimness and respond to yourself.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
But I can turn into grimace. I can, in fact,
turn into grimace, just requires some elbow grease.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
You know what, we don't have time for that.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
We got a lot of episodes to go through, folks.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
You know what, Uh, you know what is the most
unrealistic thing about this is that they buried a motorcycle
any out of the grape and it just works perfectly.
I'm like, yeah, so it has to be a magic motorcycle.
Most of the episode is John and Dolphase Uh trying
to connect. Like Quiet abandons John so she he's forced

(26:36):
to drive with Dolphase and she keeps trying to remind
him of the past, but he doesn't want to be
reminded of the past because he has amnis. He's like,
I don't want to know these things, and this is
should remind me of everything I lost.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah, exit, which is a bit he brings up a
good point.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Meanwhile, Mayhem snuck in with Quiet uh while she's singing
what was that song? You're every that song?

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, I don't know the song, but it was definitely
a girl, but we don't listen to dude, we're men.
We we don't know that song. Come on now, dude,
I listen to like manly stuff like manly.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Hold on, Michelle Branch everywhere. But I close my eyes
it's you see and I know nothing about that as well.
I'm guessing those are what the lyrics are. I don't know, No,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
I don't know those songs.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
She's trying to teach Mayhem how to drive because Mayhem
is like, I'm gonna be in the tournament. It's like
you suck. So they're bonding a little bit. Uh. And
you know what, Joey, who gives a fuck about all that?
We are fucking actual in the god damn Show.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Thank god, I was waiting for him. Dude, that's about
as manly as he can get.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Great tease them at the end of season one and
I went, yeah, uh, he interrupts Quiet and John at
the drive in movie theater. It was funny. I'm at
a drive in movie theater all the time. I'll be
there this week. Uh, so it was fun seeing this
at the drive in. He uh, he's attached to the wheels,
but he can come out so It's like the later
axle from the later games, who can come out of it,

(28:20):
whereas the early one he.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Was just built and stuck into it.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
He is a half machine, he's half car. He has
to drink gasoline.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
It's so gross. He's always throughout the season.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Uh, he looks great. The freaking wheels look great. And
Axel is a big deal for me because this is
like the first thing I've ever saw with Twisted metal.
A kid had the game in school and I just
saw the cover and I went, that is the most
beautiful piece of art I've ever seen in my entire life.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Hey, I could never.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Hey, I never. Uh uh yeah, So I was so
happy to actually see him live action.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
I like that he's part of an experiment. Some mad
scientist is turning organisms into car people. We see there's
like a mouse axle, like an axle of like wheels.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Well, first he was like a hit man.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
He gets that later on.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Okay, so that's that's later on when it goes back.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Right now, he's just security. They're able to dodge him,
and I like that they killed. I like that the scientists,
they're like, and you're experimenting on black people. The scientists like, wait, no,
I know, I got plenty of black friends, Like, it's
just an incidence that they've all been black, and he's
like trying not to prove. He's like, no, no, it's
because they're black.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Classic the classic empairment.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
On them and they're like, wow, you really like experiment.
So I killed him and I like that. They tell
Axel and he can't hear them because it's freaking wheels
are too loud. But I like they're like, hey, the
force fields down, you can leave. He's like, oh, thanks,
and he just leaves it. He was ain't controlled by
the sideist. Like when he goes I hated that guy.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, that guy was a dick.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
But on his way out, he uh, he comes across
mister Grimm. Uh. They get into a little altercation. Uh.
Mister Grimm ends up killing the the man slave and
his lady.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, they were they were having some some fun.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, they were getting on. They were getting it on. Uh.
Mister Grimm interrupted that and then killed them. And then
mister Grimm sucks their soul. But no one can see
the soul sucking effects.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Which is really funny because that bit happens later on
in the season too. It's it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
But I was sitting there and I'm like, wait, so
is he not supernatural? Is he just crazy? And I
like that it makes you play with that idea, like
is he actually sucking their souls? Or is he just
a crazy person.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
I didn't even consider that.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Yeah, I thought was the fun question with him. I
don't think we ever. I guess we do learn. I
think it does get confirmed later on, Yeah it does,
but at this point you're like, oh, he's just a
nut job. That's hilarious. And it ends with the four
of them reunited and they're heading to Diesel City to
get all the special weapons.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Oh yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
That leads us to our next episode, Let's get busy.
Sean and Quiet plan of hes for vital weaponry. Sweet
Tooth and Stu are dragged into the operation. So everyone
is going to the Diesel City to buy some weapons,
and the rule is there's no killing allowed. There are

(31:41):
snipers everywhere that will stop you from killing, so everyone
has to be on their best behavior and you have
to have a lot of money. So they have to
go in and pose as insiders. Where did she say
she was from? It was like Alaska or some where
was where did she say she catch that? And she's
talking like this.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
He's like, oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Uh So they're trying to be all fancy and uptight
and whatnot. But I love that John puts glasses on
and he realizes he's blind.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
He goes, wow, dude, that was me when I put
on glasses. I was sitting in the back going, yeah, no,
one can fucking see. And then I put glasses on
for the first time. They may be too big for
my face, that's but first time I put him on,
I did the same fucking thing. I'm like, whoa man,
I could see everything. So I feel him, dude.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
I like, you put it on. He's like, you know,
everything's all blurry, which, by the way, not accusing them
of stealing. That is the whitest kidsy No bit where
a guy gets glasses for the first time and he's
just your guy's like, you're completely blind. He's like, what, No,
it's all supposed to look like this, and then he
gives them the glasses. He's like, oh my.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
God, sorry, I'm seizing Tony. Please, we need you. We
have We have seven more episodes to talk about.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
I did lun work today and I think I breathed
in too much, too many plants, shit, too.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Much, too much grass. I know, I know that problem.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
My throat's getting a little dry too. What episode are
we on.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
We're on four.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Okay, maybe they way they way through. I might grab
an emergency tea.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
I'd be smart.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Actually, after this episode, I'm gonna grab an emergence chan
is my real quick and you're gonna you're gonna entertain everyone. Well,
I don't want dead anyway. Uh yeah, So the whitest kinds,
you know, skit. The guy's like, oh, everything's supposed to
be blurry, and he puts the glass and he's like,
oh my god, I can see everything.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
He looks. I like that.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
He goes your floor looks like a fireworks factor or
fireworks show. But then the skin is funny because then
he sees his wife and it's an ugly brawl.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Well, and quiet loves the glasses on him.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yes, yeah, so in this the glasses are kind of
the similar to that skin. But yeah, she really likes
the glasses on him.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Dal Face is gonna try to dismantle the security in
the place so they can get out of their pretty easily.
They gotta meet. Oh shit, what's his face? Oh god,
this actor's name? Hold on, hold on, Uh he's.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
In the game.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
I don't know if he's in the game. Hold on
a little season shoo.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
He gets pretty wild and crazy though.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
So this is the Emperor of Diesel City. Uh. He
is in charge of giving all the special weapons. Of course,
he's like an orgy cult guy.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, yeah, big time. He loves his orgies.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Yes, I got a funny story about this guy. That's
why I'm trying to bring it up. Hold On, Oh,
I think I might Actually I think I might have
told it in the Fallout video. But justin case you
missed that one. John Daily John Daly plays the Emperor.
Years ago on Twitter, he called me a fuck face.
I'm sorry what And every time I see him, I'm like, oh,

(34:56):
that's the guy called me a fuck face.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Call you a fuck face? What did you do?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
The tweets I was being a fuck face. Yeah, So
if you remember the story, if I told it in
the Fallout episode, it's a reminder of the story. John
Patrick Shanley, famous playwright, tweeted something like profound or whatever. Uh,
and John Dalely, I think retweeted it saying like deep

(35:25):
and then I commented because John Patrick Shanley also wrote
the script for the movie Congo, which isn't very good,
and I went, only something only the mind of the
writer of Congo can come up with just being a
being a fuck face. And then John Dalely like tweeted me, going,
you wish you wrote cogo fu face? Oh my god

(35:48):
if I remember, I responded like, this is the funniest
thing that's ever happened to me. I love you, man.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
I hope you get to meet him one day so
you can bring.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Them who's the fuck face? Now, John Dally.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Would you bring that up if you met him? Uh No, yeah,
don't remind him.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
So I love some of the weapons here are weapons
from the games, like the ricochet one. I think there's
like a homing one. And you know, we might talk
more about like the weapons and stuff when we look
at our big article of all the Easter eggs in
the show. So yeah, just a crazy sex pervert. It's fun.
Sweet Tooth is going around killing everyone when you're not

(36:38):
supposed to. But he's getting away with it because he
has a cool cape.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
He spent all the money on the cape by the way.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Yeah, he's like, we're here to get weapons and cool stuff.
He's like, I got a cape instead, and Stu is
just like, I'm really trying to work with this guy
and he's just not helping me.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Sweet and stepped up. Stepped up the game for this season, mane.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
I love the laser scene where John is going through
the layer actually reminding me of the Tenacious Tea laser scene. Yeah,
it does a little bit, but this is when they're
like super attracted to it. By the way, this girl,
I was like whatever with her on the last season.
She got way hotter this season. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
It was always been on board.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
I know you were good.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Lord, I'd give up my wallet for this man. Oh,
I'm not well, I'm manly, so I don't. I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
I'm not men but but I mean I'm not a genie.
If a genie came, I wouldn't pick her right away.
But I'm like, she was like way better looking this season. Anyway. Uh,
they're just killing all the security guards. They're trying to
get into the vault underneath Diesel City to get like
all the really good shit. Fucking hilarious. They're killing people

(37:49):
to flirt with each other. They're going through the lasers.
He does this whole lazer thing and then she just
dismantles it with the knife. And then again, remember in
this universe, everything all culture and media stopped at two
thousand and two, so every song has to be from
two thousand and two and before. So we get the

(38:12):
most amazing sex slash fight scene to what is Love
by Hataway, and I'm like, this is the this is
my favorite show of all time. Now, I've never in
my million years did I think I'd ever get something
this beauty.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Especially this scene when she's dragging the knife down the bat.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yeah, but they're hooking up, but they accidentally burned down
everything in the room.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Sweet Tooth is fighting dollface killing. They kill all the guards,
and then everyone down below realizes the guards are dead,
so they just start stealing all the weapons. And then
I like Stu was about to be used as like
a sacrifice and like an orgy. Uh and does he
have I forget does he end up killing everyone? They
never show him killing everyone.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
I think he does kill somebody because Tooth like is
like proud of him.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
They show him shooting, and I forget if they actually
show the victims, So I wonder if it's gonna be
a thing like next season. It turns out he didn't
kill everyone. He just ran away.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
You know, he didn't even consider it.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
The point is he gets away and while they're having sex,
while everything's on fire, he goes in. He just steals
all the good weapons. Stu is the fucking man this season.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Fun.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
I didn't think I was gonna care enough about Stue
this season. I ended up loving Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Even after the first episode of this season, I was like, yeah,
all right, it's just Stu fucking loved him by the end.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Uh. So, yeah, they get all the good weapons. They
don't get much. I think they get like a ricochet
or something. They manage to get like a few things,
and that's it. And then we get to episode five. Joey,
can you entertain everyone so I can get a tea?
Somebody doesn't close up to get tea.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
I will entertain the masses.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Plug plug whatever you got going on. Early. Just uh,
don't read any chats from the pores.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
No. I would never do that, Tony, No, I would
never ever do that.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
But yes, uh, just be entertaining for one to two
minutes while I make a tea so I don't die.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
One to two, Okay, I can, I can. I can
do that.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
You no pressure, no pressure. I'm gonna full screen you,
no pressure.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
No, Yeah, that's that's good Tony. You see what happened, folks,
is Tony's Oh God, maybe I need the tea. Tony's
gonna go upstairs and and get tea for his throat
because you see what happens is the throat kind of
gets dried out at this this time of year. So

(40:44):
he's gonna go get some tea to make his throat
feel better. Okay, fucking I'm running the goddamn show.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Now.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
I can read any fucking chat I want. Hey, Joey,
see what's happening. Very a very much real super chat.
That's right, Joey's running things. I'm running everything now, this
is my show. You're that Grimace good stuff. Oh that's fit.
There's a cat, you guys see my cat right there.
That's very funny. So what I was saying Tony's throat.
You see what happens is his head is not big,

(41:14):
folks is, his throat was swelling up. So when his
throat was swelling up, his it kind of went to
his head a little bit. And and during this time year,
when the allergens are in the air, you know, things
can kind of really get backed up down there. So
Tony's gonna go to his kitchen. I've been in his kitchen.
It's very nice kitchen. He's got a double sink. That's

(41:36):
that's like, you know, I wonder how many lanes on
his toaster he has, because that's kind of the true,
you know, description of how much money people have. But
that's regardless. So he's he's making tea in his kitchen
right now, and I'm here. I'm here doing the thing.
Tony is a throat goat, that's what I've heard.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
Now.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
I don't know that for sure, right, you know, I've
never I've never done anything feminine like that. Of course,
I've never worn a skirt on the internet. Tony's gone,
so I can flex as much as I want, Folks,
This is fantastic read regular chat. Defy Tony. I'm doing
it right now. I'm doing it. Good. Lord, love you, Joey,
Well guess what, I love you too. Don't even mention fruits,

(42:18):
because if fruits ever happened to me, if fruits ever
come near me, dude, I am the fruit in a
manly way. Of course. What show are we talking about again?
Twisted Metal? How many people actually saw it? Right? That's
what I need to know that SummerSlam Stream. Don't even
bring that up. Just don't even fucking bring that up
ever again, back to my story. You see, Tony's gonna

(42:41):
pour hot juice down his throat, right, And what that's
gonna do is that's kind of alleviate the pressure here, right,
because it's not his head that's big. It's the throw
and like I said, it goes kind of up to
you know, his heads. Tony does not have a big head.
I'm sick of a slander, right whoever whoever decided to

(43:03):
slander for that. That's that's wrong. That's morally wrong. If you,
if you, if you make fun of Tony's head size,
that's I gotta tell you, that is just so uncool.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Man.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
I am the manliest fruit, that's right, That is right.
I'm gonna hit the dream after this, folks.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
And there we go, all right, and.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
That concludes Joey C time. How are you, folks, Tony?
I've bombed. I have bombed big time. I'm not folks.
There seems to be some interference in my headphones.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I'm not I.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Oh, oh, folks, I I everything is good. And Joey
c Studio it was that you. I think everything all right?
That no, oh oh, there seems to be something about chair.
I I'm not really too sure what's going on down there.
I kind of have to figure that one out. I

(43:59):
did not sit on anything. They're after me. I listen.
I watched all episodes. I swear to god, it wasn't me.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
What is going on? Why are the cops here? Joey
not sure?

Speaker 2 (44:09):
I'm not sure. I was just being I was doing
the thing. I didn't read any poor people chat man
better or not?

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Was it? Dude?

Speaker 2 (44:20):
I was sitting here giving an explanation of what was
going on in in in in your world, man, it
wasn't me, okayo oh god, anybody else hot in here?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Now?

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
That well.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
I was explaining to the folks that it's not your
head that's big. It was your throat because it was
so swollen from the polagens in the air.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Uh so, And and I also told them Tony that
any slander towards your head size is not gonna be
tolerated here.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
I'm gonna sue that. I'm gonna sue people to make
fun of me. Joey, Oh, I believe it.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Well, that's kind of a virus that's going around here.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
But yeah, the I call the regular chat the poor chat.
That's a stuttering John joke. That's I know. I've been ancela.
What you guys know, I'm not that much of it.
I mean, I'm not going to read it. No, yeah, no,
But what I call you for the poor chat, that's
more of a jab, a stuttering John.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
It's like a terms of endearment for our hack offs.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yes, yes, Season two, episode five on Your Mark. As
the tournament kicks off, John and Quiet battle through a
grueling qualifying round. Uh. This is the start of Twisted
Metal proper as far as I'm concerned. All of our
contestants are there, some new faces, some old faces.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
We have.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
We have the list here of course. We have toll Face,
John Doe, Quiet, Mayhem, Axel, we have the Knights of Nebraska.
They don't make it pretty far. No, Chucky flup real quick.
I know his car I think is Specter because it
looks like the car Specter from Twisted Metal. But oh,

(46:06):
Chucky Flop he is a twist he was a twisted
metal head on he drove uh Specter and Twisted metal
head on. Uh yeah, Chucky Flop Spector Vermin. Yeah, who's
actually really cute When I look her up? Was it
Lisa Gilroy? I look, it's It's one of those where
I'm like, I bet you that girl's really cute and

(46:26):
really had to ugly her up. Frostbite yeah, death warned, Okay.
And then there's Deacon Berenjamin and baby Preacher. Now you
might remember John fought Preacher at the end uh tour
in the middle of season one. Yeah, and they pulled
his body away. It's Jason man Zukas, who I love.

(46:48):
I love Jason Anzukis.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
They pulled his body away and at the end, Calypso
had a Preacher on his board. Turns out there was
a scheduling conflict again. There was the writer strike actor strike.
Things got moved around. They want it Jason man zuk
Is to come back, and he wanted to come back,
and because the writer strike they couldn't do it. So

(47:12):
or because the actor strike at scheduling conflicts they couldn't
do it. So Preacher is dead and his cult found
a baby in a tree and they decided that that
it is their new Preacher, come back to life.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Some goddamn great bits around that though.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Because they don't have women, one of the guys had
to force his body to produce press uh huh graphic,
and they want revenge on John. They drive apt cruiser
with stained glass windows.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
I thought that was.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Actually yeah, which was really funny.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Sweetooth and Stew and Harold. You can't forget Harold Vulture.
Mike survived somehow. Mike survived his encounter with Sweetooth and
he's now friends with a guiming day Dave, Mister Grim
is in this Billy Ray stillwell Raven and I guess
there's two drivers for Vulture. Yep, yeah again Furman becoming

(48:10):
a fan favorite Mike and Dave. So Dave was a
cannibal who's changed his ways and him and Mike are
best friends now.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
And right away you see Stu get real jealous of
this immediately. Yeah, well, you know, Stu ran off Mike survived.
I'm sure if he knew that Mike survived, he wouldn't
have done that.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
No, Yeah, I mean he was attacked by Sweetooth. So
unless you see sweet Tooth keeping someone alive, you should
just assume they're dead. Yeah, so it become I love
by the way, I love ever driving a student driver car.
So that becomes like a thing like where will Stu's
allegiance lie sweet Tooth, who he's friends with but more

(48:55):
out of necessity, or will he go back to Mike
and Dave he really has there because sweet Tooth loves
Harold more than Stu. Mike is hanging out with Dave
and likes him more than Stu, and Stu just wants
to win the love and effect one of them. Uh.

(49:15):
By the way, they never explained how his head doesn't
burn up.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
I thought about that every single time they lit him
on fire.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
They have to say something where it's not real light
or fluid. It's maybe like special effects. Something's like how
is his head not burning? It makes those sense. Oh,
so this episode is where we get like the vehicular combat, right?
Is it this one?

Speaker 4 (49:42):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (49:43):
I forgot to include some slides. That's why I was confused.
I forgot to include slides of all the car carnage.
Joey c.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
You know it's it's okay. We will get through this together.
But rest a sure, folks, there's a lot of it.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Yeah. I love when Clipso tells them, It's like, Okay,
you have to make it to the finish line. They
have these little packets that have like health bars on them,
and he basically tells them like, you gotta get there
and if those bars turn red, you die. Yep you
get Yes, you get drone strike. But I like that

(50:20):
they have to do it during a solar eclipse or
a lunar eclipse? Which one is it? When the sun
moon goes in front of the sun. That's a solar eclipse, right,
a solar eclipse.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I'm not a scientist per se, but I love that.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
But I like I love when clips I was like
in ten and no one's moving and he's like Nain
And of course that to start the Twisted Metal Tournament
off perfectly, they had to do it with the best
song they could and that's Rob Zombie Baby. Yeah, they're
blasting Rob Zombie and I'm like, this is as a

(50:58):
kid who loved the game eames and play Twist the
Metal three with all the rub Zombie songs, I'm like,
this is the most perfect thing I've ever seen. Yeah, easily.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
If if you love the game and you want to
watch the show just for the twisted metal aspect and
not the story, you could get away with just watching
season two, and I think you'll be fully satisfied. Yeah,
it's packed filled with it.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
That being said, the story is very fun.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Yeah, so everyone's just blowing each other away. Uh. Quiet
and John the one of you know, Quiet John and
Dolfay's we're kind of working together. I like that Dolphase
is super into Axel. Uh, Like she's like checking her
breath and everything. She's like, oh my god. He's just
like whatever, lady, I don't care about you.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
They have to stick together. But now Quiet has like,
you know, she feels like a kinship to Mayhem. I
love that she cuts Mayhem's car so she can't be
in the contest. Uh. But then she ends up stealing
another car and so the episode ends on a cliffhanger
where she has to go and rescue Mayhem. Then we

(52:08):
get episode six, Make a Wish, John and Quiet forge
new lead alliances and rivalries. Sweet Tooth crosses paths with
a familiar foe. Yeah that we should mention. In the
last episode, Sweet tooth hate mister Grimm. They spent time
in the Looney bind together and they do not get along.

(52:33):
This episode's interesting because we see John in the past
met Calypso.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Yes, when Calypso was.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Going Yeah, Clipso was going around painting the Calypso is real.
Calypso is here. He doesn't reveal himself to be Calypso,
but we get to see him like doing his magic
stuff like getting the fire to start, and he asked
like yeah, and he asked like what he would wish for?
And I think Clips was like to be seen. I
think he says, right, that sounds for me.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Yeah, something along those lines. Is something metaphorical?

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Yeah, we don't. We get to learn just enough about
Calypso to keep it interesting. So I'm excited to see
where they go with it. Uh, but yeah, it h
picks up with the chaos from the last episode. Everyone's
blowing each other away, missiles are dropping from the sky.
Raven is first to cross the finish line. What's her face? Blackout?

(53:30):
They are not blackout? Doll face who has a machine
that can emp Yeah? Yeah, she like stays behind to
save them, and unfortunately she does not make it, and
I like, when those guys are gonna kill her, she
shoots her pack.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Yeah, just kills everybody. That was so fucking badass.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
And then uh, Stu tricks Sweet too, the sweet Who's
like I need to kill so oh yeah, I like
Stu kill someone, and Sweet Who's like, great, Harold, he
doesn't acknowledge the student did it. He was like, let
me drive that way, you could kill him. He's a
great idea. And then he totally ignores him. He totally

(54:12):
ignores him. It crosses the finish line. So Sweet Tooth
isn't happy about that.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Why did we find out why that was? I never
understood that bit because he does that a few times
where he stops Sweet Tooth from killing mister Grimm.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Because he thinks it's a waste the time. Like he's like,
kill him when you need to stop, because the important
part was just crossing the finish line. It wasn't even
killing anyone.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Yeah, but if you killed him then you wouldn't have
to fight him next round.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
But it's at the risk of like their thing turning
red and getting drones shot. Oh yeah, okay, it was
smarter to just keep driving to the end. Uh so yeah,
John's sister died. I was not expecting her to die
this early.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
I knew there was going to be one. There's there's
definitely gonna be one in the early rounds. Yeah, but
I wasn't expecting Dolphace.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Yes, So that was interesting. That was a great way
to start off the episode. And then they go to
high school.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Yeah, they got their own rooms and shit, that's what
it was. Fucked though.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
I love that they have to take a school bus
to get there, and Calypso's like, welcome to like wherehouse
city or whatever. So, yeah, they end up in high
school and they have to have room with each other.
I think Axel has to be a roommate with Berman.
He's not thrilled about it. Then here, I really want
to know what the whole agreement with Raven and Calypso was,

(55:32):
because it seems like they had like a previous.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Like I just assumed that they had like an alliance
to where Calypso wasn't gonna fuck with New San Francisco.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Well, obviously the Ravens and him have some sort of
deal because the Raven last season ordered the ice cream
from him. That was the thing they had to ship,
was the ice cream, and then it wasn't the right flavor,
which is funny because Calypso whenever he grants of your wish,
it always comes with the twist.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Which we'll find out about it.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
So here here Raven's freaking out at him, and then
we get to see his eyes turn red and he
teleports like okay, I'm like, so there is some magic here.
I'm like, all right, I'm liking this. I'm like, this
is when it gets good. I'm like, this is when
all right, we're seeing it. It's not an hallucination. I'm like, Okay,
I really really digging this. And then this is the

(56:25):
episode where everyone needs to make a wish. One by one.
They go into the room and they make a wish.
Do we say early, No, it was after this, Uh.
They go in. She wishes for all the walls, walls
to be taken down and all the cities. I mean,

(56:45):
you could just I feel like there's other things you
can wish for.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
I wish there were resources for everyone.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Yeah, unlimited food. Now you're speaking my language.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Yeah, I wish I don't know our is time try allowed?
Like I wish that emp never happened. That caused all
of this. So anyway, they throw a coin, which I
realized now in retrospect is like an old timey colonial coin,
and that well is a well that we see later

(57:17):
on in the flashback. I'm like, oh, that's linking together.
I need to look at the coin and see if
it's actually Calypso on the coin. She leaves and he
stays behind, and he makes his own wish to bring
his sister back.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yeah, very sweet. I'd wish for unlimited buffalo chicken.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
But that's fair.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
You know, I'd have unlimited breakfast.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
You know, you would, you would wish for that? What
are you anyway? Of course, Hay and Run episode seven.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
I've heard that.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
After the worst day of facing a series of setbacks,
another obstacle. What second? What second? Joey?

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Yeah, you just see you see, folks, what's happening is
he's liquefying his throat because it's it's kind of, you know,
expanding a little bit into his head, so he wants
to keep that under wraps. Good.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Does this sound weird in the mic?

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Not?

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Just sounds like your.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Normal LAISMR you know, no big deal? Okay, yeah, I
got it.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
At least look at least I didn't do this at
least full.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Yeah, good thing. Thank god it didn't.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
By the way.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Okay, Axel realizes that something's up with John and he's like, hey, buddy,
what's wrong. And he's like, I feel really bad. I
lie to Quiet and Axel's like, you care about lying
to your woman? And I went Axel, boys.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
Was four.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
I like that, I like you care about lying to women.
Of like, I'm like, I'm you know, I never thought
I'd relate to a crazy and shape black guy who
uh is attached to giant hamster wheels, but I did.
In that moment I related to Axel, was me Joey.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Yeah, naturally of course.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Man, oh it's funny. And then he just drinks a
bunch of the castle, just.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Like you drank your tea. See, folks, what was happening
was is Tony and Axel had to liquefy their inside.
So the.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Okay, yeah, yeah, why am I losing so many subscribers.
I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Nobody clips that.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Some people saying clip that. Maybe that's why I did. Anyway, Uh,
before the next round, everyone's talking about what they wished
for get with Mike and Dave wish for do you remember.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
I couldn't I couldn't even tell you a single person
I know. Axel says he doesn't want to tell anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Yeah, because he thinks his birthday wish rules. He thinks
his birthday wish rules. Frostbite wants to feel warm again
because she has some weird cold thing. Chucky Flupe wishes
to fly, and I kind of wish he won because
Mike and Stu where Yeah, Mike and Stu's ending in
twist The Metal two is them asking Calypso to fly,

(01:00:33):
and he's like, your wish is granted, and they immediately
jump off a roof and then die, and then it
cuts to Calypso He's like, I thought you'd want these
plate tickets, Like damn. See how they're all share this.
Oh Vermin wants insects to take over the world. That's

(01:00:56):
like her thing. Mayhem wants to be invincible. Yeah, yeah,
we so those are all the ones that we know.
We will learn some other wishes later. So they roadkill,
which is John and Quiet Scar. They get a head
start since they were last. They get to have a
one minute head start, and what is it? They have

(01:01:17):
to go around collecting like these like radar things hands. Yeah, yes,
they have to collect these little radar things so they
can cross a finish line and not die. And they
were given a radar to look for the other devices
they need. I think there's eight of them scattered around.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Because they finished in last place. Yeah, that was why
they were given that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Yeah, but uh, John is full of guilt and Quiet's like,
let's put your dead sister's face on the thing too,
so we're reminded of it. And he just fucks up constantly.
So they had a one minute head start and they
just keep fucking up. They keep making the wrong term
because of him. I love the ice rink hious, but

(01:02:03):
it's a stu. In Sweet Tooth, the preachers, Raven and
John and Qui gets to the ice rink and then
they all go to run for it, but none of
them can skate. Like the baby's shooting people. Yeah, so
not able to get it. Nyam, who earlier in the
episode was bragging about how great of a killer she is,

(01:02:27):
ends up killing poor Chucky Flup. But then she gets
to drive Specter, which has got like this automated like
Alexa thing in it that could just drive for her,
so she really lucked out. I don't know why Chucky
Flop wasn't doing better to begin with, but yeah, that's
the first person she killed. Mister Grim was fucking awesome here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Yeah, mister Grim didn't collect a key, so he just
drives his motorcycle into Sweet Tooths ice cream truck so
they can rush the finish line together. Like, that's fucking awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
I did he not get in trouble for that? I
don't know, cheated, but god damn, it's a good cheat.
He was probably so impressed.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Yes, yes, it was clever.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
We never get to see it, but we get John
lost a fight to Verbin. He comes out with all
the fly traps on it. They end up killing the
They end up killing the preachers, but the baby survives.
Oh they use the Ricochet rocket. Yes, uh, the rocket shoots,
but then it Ricochet's back and I don't think the
preachers like realized that. So they end up blowing themselves up,

(01:03:35):
but the baby survives. So they have to take the
baby because the baby won't let go of the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Key, which is really funny.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Uh, here's at the end. Skip ahead. Calypso takes the
baby from them. Yep, he's like, I will take the baby,
and I feel like he might use magic to turn
it into Jason an Zukus. And if they do another season, yeah,
it'd be funny if it's an adult Jason man Zukus.
But like with the baby's brain.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
That would be a funny bit.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
So yeah, they uh, they're able to make it across.
I love this When Mayhem is talking about her first time,
and the dialogue is clearly like every time you've heard
people talk about losing the virginity. It's like I just
thought my first time would be special and it was chucky,
floop and blah. It's all the dialogue you've ever heard

(01:04:27):
about losing virginity, but it's about murdered.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
I love it. It's perfect for the show. It fits right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
She's just like and she's like, oh, I say your
first time, you want to talk about it? This is
like an after school special or something. Oh man, I
was fucking dying. It was really funny. But yeah, the
episode ends with John. I thought they were gonna hold
onto this for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Me too. Where John till the end?

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
I thought like, but in my head, I'm like all right,
well maybe clearly they're gonna win. Uh, and then there's
gonna be a complication where it's like, yeah, but there's
two wishes, so now.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
You have to face off against That's exactly where I
thought it was going.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
That's where I thought it was going, and to the
show's credit, it didn't go there. I was still caught
off guard.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Yep, hold on, yep. Take you to see folks, you're
watching it in action. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
I didn't do a goal for this episode or whatever. Anyway,
next episode.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Sudden Death failed it. Yeah, I got I'm getting better.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Here you go. John and Quiet joined forces with fellow
contestants to overcome a deadly new challenge. Yeah. This episode
is where we can see Axles Backstor being a hits man.
Say it was a hit man in Old Orleans, Luisi, Uh,

(01:06:01):
going around killing people. Uh. He ends up killing like
a whole like crackhouse or whatever, but finds a baby
and takes it in the That night, everyone is hunted
down by the what would they call the Apocalypse nine
or something.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Yeah, who are like crash test dummy people. They feel
no pain. They're basically like robots, so everyone has to
work together to not be killed by them. Uh So
it's so not every challenge is a car sort of thing,
which I like. I actually like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
It's more of like a contestant sort of thing, like
game show sort of thing, which is awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
I love that. Some people might not like that, but
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Yeah. I mean, I know, like it's swisted metal, it's
got to be car competition, but for like a show,
it's like, okay, well that's one that's gonna be very
expensive too, it might get a little repetitive. So I
like that they switch it up a little bit here
where they have to kill all the chest stummy guys.
Uh so, Yeah, there's some unlikely alliances, like quiet As

(01:07:05):
teaming up with Raven even though they really don't get
along and do not like each other. Uh John has
to team up with Mayhem, and I love that they
had the boomer versus millennial debate, but it's instead it's
about people who are around for the apocalypse and the
post apocalypse. Yeah, he's like, we had it harder. She's like,

(01:07:25):
what you took all the basically yelling out a boom,
like you took all the right resources, so my generation
couldn't even get anything.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
The writer of this show is so good.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
It's so good. They end up using a table saw
to like fucking split a guy's head open. It was awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Fuck, it's sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Vermon is a standout in this episode.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Oh my god, she goes eight shit, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
I love that she killed someone on her own, that
she teams up of them. But then like she talks
about how like they have to make it work because
they're talking about like her fighting with John and everything,
and she brings up like a story of a kid
who went to another camp or whatever. It's like, we
made it work. She broke up with the kid because
he went to go all the way. She's like, you

(01:08:10):
only go to fucking bait so many times. But Axel
this episode, he's locked out of the garage so he
can't get his fuel, so he's panicking because he's low
on gas and he needs that. And I love that
Dave stew and what Mike, Yeah. I love that they

(01:08:32):
barricade the door not realizing it opens.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Opens it up.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Nothing will break through.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
It a bit as old as time and it never
gets old.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
And I love that, h they have a They have
an intervention for him because he's addicted to castoline even
though he does need it. He's partd car, but he's
telling his backstory and he needs to believe in himself
again again. I love that thirding these storylines that would
be on the regular sitcoms or whatever, but they're making

(01:09:06):
it work for this Looney Tunes violent universe. Oh like, Joe,
you don't believe in yourself. You really you just you too,
relying on steroids and that's why your muscles are better
than mine. And that's the only reason they're better than mine,
because you juice. Let everyone know he juices. He just says,
I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Report you, strange juice man.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
I don't know who to report you to. I don't
think you can report steroids unless you're in an athletic competition.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
I'm not in an athletic competition.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
You're not in a bowling league, Joey.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
C no, if I ever would.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
You're not in a pickle ball group.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
No, no, but I do like pickles. I do. I
do like In fact, that gets me a bit hungry.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
You're not in aough slap fighting uh sort of it?
Can we do slap fighting?

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
We Can we can do slap? I think it's it's
the slap thing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
UC slap fighting is UFC. Yeah, I think they they
power slap, that's what it's called. But UFC, I think
UH is involved with it. Can we do a power slap?
Joey We could?

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
I could? I could slap men? I could do that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Dana White does power slap?

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Good?

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Hold on one second, are.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
You gonna pull it up on screen?

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Look, we can look like that at the end of
power slap. Wouldn't that be fun?

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
My jaw hurts?

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Why? What's wrong? You don't wanna you don't want a
power slap?

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
What the fuck? Not a fucking chance?

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Man, it's power slap.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Come on, we can just go bowling. Man, I'm pretty
good at rolling down the thing. You could do that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Joey C is on steroids. Let everyone know, Joey C
is on steroids and that's the only reason his muscles
are better than mine. Anyway. Axel finds the power level
or whatever and learns how to kill again.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
One subplot in this episode is that the doctor Calypso's
doctor has bad news for Sweet Tooth.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Yeah, he's uh impotent or whatever, impotent, impotent. Yeah, I
don't fucking know the goddamn words. I'm not a fucking
mathematician here, come on, now.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
You know I used to do Bluetoo advertisements.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Uh yeah, sweet Tooth one has three testicles and they
none of them produce sperm, so he'll never have children.
And the doctor lets it know. But I like that. Also,
Sweet Tooth doesn't understand how children are made, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
Or something.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Yeah, he's like, you never, you never have children. He's
just like, I can have a lot of them. I
could kidnap them. It's like, no, you can't biologically. You
see the sperm and he's like, I don't know what
you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Yeah, he does say something about it coming out of
it or something.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
He shows by the way he shows up at the end.
He didn't kill anyone. He was just in a meeting
while this is happening, and he decides he's good. No,
they're not sound proof, that's the funny thing. Bourbon mentions
that she heard their fight and everything. Oh yeah, he
too decides he's going to adoptst as his holy child.
That he plays catch after.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
That, which is gross.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Next episode, but.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
Uh uh, hey, Tony, what's the next episode?

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
I said, boom?

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
What the hell does that mean?

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
You ever heard of? No? Hold on?

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
That's a thing?

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Vava boom is an informal term, often an exclamation, that
describes a quality of being strikingly sexy, volumptuous, or appealing.

Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
Whoa mm hmmm mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
So next time, bava. I can't hold it, Tony, I
can't hold it. God, put your arm down, fucker. Fava
boom is also a song by rapper Nikki Minash. Anyway, ah,
Calypso stuns the contestants with a game changing twist.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Also, at the end of that episode, John and Quiet
apologize to each other and they enter the well to
redo their wish. And that's how this episode starts, with
Calypso being like, Okay, you're gonna redo your wish, all right,
make sure you're on the same side this time. And
then it's prom Yeah, brings him into like a creepy

(01:14:02):
with like a tree, and then it turns out to
be just the prom thing. And sweet Tooth loves this
because I remember he was a TV star as a
child and he never got to do a prom episode.
So he is digging the prom Everyone is having fun
with it. Axel, who can't wear a shirt. I guess

(01:14:23):
because of his hands, he's able to get like the
little color. He's having fun taking pictures of the booth.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
Oh yeah, this is the episode.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Vermin and mister Grimm are getting it on and I
like that sweet Tooth sets him up, like, oh, well,
good job, grim. I knew you would win that bet,
which is like a funny thing. She's like, you made
a penalty, Like, no, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
In the middle of it, like they were doing it
behind the bleachers.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Classic teen drama. Shit in a show called this is
like Dug Gras Grassi because I said Degrassi and I
got yelled at.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Okay, yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
It's the Grassy, right.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
I say, de Grassy Grassy Degrassi, Yeah, definitely de Grassy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Anyway, if Degrassi had car combat and murder, it be
the show.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
Speaking of murder, no one is allowed to kill each
other outside of the tournament, outside of official rounds. What's
his face? Stu catches Dave.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Eating someone, yeah, relapsing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
He relapsed to his cannibalistic ways. They get into a
fight and Stu accidentally kills him. But then he makes
it look like a suicide.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
He writes a note and everything. Also, what were Dave
and Mike's tuxedos reference to dumb and dumber?

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Yeah, they were dumb and dumbers.

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
Okay, ye, to be sure.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
But then Sue has one that kind of looks like
there it's like a whole thing, some revelation here. The
baby that Axel found that he was taken care of before.
That's the thing. He found a baby. He was taking
care of her. He got into a crash, the baby disappeared,
and that's when the scientist made him a car man.
He notices Mayhem tying up her hair with this little

(01:16:21):
piece of fabric which was the baby's blanket, and he realizes,
oh shit, that's the baby. Not knowing that blankets are like,
you know, nass manufactured. It could be anything anyway. The
funniest moment of the show.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
Oh my god, I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Sweettooth is with Harold. They're watching everyone and we realize
inside Sweet Toooth's head, Harold looks like Devin Salah and
everyone else looks I don't have it. Everyone else looks
like paper bags. To him, I love He's like, you're

(01:17:01):
my best friend. Sweet Dude's like, oh thanks. But then
there is some tragedy at the end. Mister Graham burns Harold.
It's very upset, and then everyone blood. Everyone gets knocked
out by Calypso. I like, Calypso's watching everyone having fun
and then he's talking to himself. He goes, oh no,
what's happening, just knocks them all out.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
He's watching from above.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Yeah, and then it ends with one of the electricity
towers for Twisted Metal too. When you got the lightning thing,
you could turn it on near the tower and the
tower would shoot lightning and kill all the cars around you.
That was the thing that you can do.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
Yeah, and they brought it back.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
They brought it back. So yeah, John and Quiet wake
up in cars that are identical to road killed, and
we learned that there was another round about to happen.
And then I didn't have time to finish my slide show,
so I just grouped these three together. So episode ten
may John and Quiet face an unexpected challenge. Calypso holds

(01:18:03):
an investigation that uncovers secrets. So yes, John and Quiet,
Vermin and Raven are all together. And I think maybe
mister not mister Grimm. It's just John, Quiet, Raven, and Vermin, Yeah,
and Mayhem. They're driving around through the lightning and axel

(01:18:26):
and they're driving around through the lightning storm and they
are required to kill a specific person. They have to
kill one specific person and then they can leave. So unfortunately,
poor Vermon doesn't make it out of this sad I
thought they were going to keep around because her car explodes, which,
by the way, Raven has the thing that shoots electricity.

(01:18:48):
She's pulling electricity for the thing and shoots it, which
I think there was a car. I forget which did
it was. I think it was the police car, which
was in last season. I think a police car was
able to shoot electricity as part two. Yeah, so she
blows up Vermin's car and then Vermin lands on John's
car and I'm like, oh, are they gonna keep her alive?
That she gets struck by lightning.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
I think the heartbreaking thing is that Quiet had to
kill man.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Yes, which, yeah, she was supposed to kill man or
at least destroy their car. I think it counts if
you destroy their car.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Oh, okay, that changes it a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Yeah, And the funny thing is Raven could leave, but
she just hates everyone and wants to kill more of them,
so she stays. Uh. She tries to kill mayhem an Axel,
realizing who she is, de uses his body to deflect
the electricity, so he takes the thing, but her car
is destroyed, so she's disqualified. He's disqualified even though he's

(01:19:49):
technically alive and his car is available. I guess he's
still he does. Oh if you notice his hands getting
melted into the.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
B oh, yeah, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
So I'm like, oh, oh, now, so they didn't in reverse, like, oh,
now he's gonna be stuck in the car. That'll be fun.
So yeah, they were able to survive that. But then
you're right. There's an investigation into the murder of Dave
by the well and Calypso is trying to get stud
to confess. Stuke confesses it to it. Eventually he gets reprimanded.

(01:20:21):
Like sweet Tooth shows up and they're talking about like
the murder of Harold. Uh, I guess didn't count as
a contestant, so it was taken serious. But I love
that Sweetooth is chained up and it's just like, well,
am I chained up? He's like, you're the only one
stupid enough to try to kill us. Yeah, that's fair,

(01:20:42):
it's fair.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
And then mister Grim gets a pretty grim punishment.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Yes, this is when it's like, oh, even though people
couldn't see it, it is real. Calypso pulls all the
souls out of mister Grimm, so he's just the original Grim,
whoever that was, and he has to go to the
rest of the tournament by himself.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
And they do show that funny bit where we can't
see the like spirits being dragged from him, so it
just looks like it just looks like the pretending. But
Calypso can see it, so that's true. So I guess
you know, it asked the question of what is real?
Who can see?

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Are there certain characters that can only see certain things?

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Well, remember, in the by the way, I see someone
in the chat mentioning Devin Salah played Harold. Yes, I
said that? Did I not say that?

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
You did say that?

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
I saw them leaving the comment before Harold showed up,
and then I said it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
Say that?

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
So yes? Uh, was it just saying I just blanked?

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
How the fuck did I blank too? What was I
just saying?

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
Yeah, they were pretending they were pretending.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
They're pretend they're pretending. Yeah, so everything's back to square
one now they uh ever, like John and Quiet are alive,
Raven's alive, Mayhem is disqualified, Axles disqualified, but they're alive.
Uh well, Mayhem's like knocked on conscience, I think. So
everyone's gonna take care of her. And that leads to

(01:22:23):
what's what's episode eleven titled.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Oh to look it Upnette? Oh, oh, lion teeth, hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
Old highly night, Oh holy night? Because it's Christmas. I
forgot it was Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Oh right, you see, Tony, I'm not much of a reader,
per se ups to Daisy, all holy night. Ay, that's clever.

Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
So it's Christmas Eve. This is like the final big
day of the tournament, and it's with all like the
shipping containers, which I think was around level and Twisted
Metal one. Yeah, big day. They're talking about the wishes,
and I love in this episode you realize sweet Tooth
never made a wish. Yeah, so what's all this wish stuff?

(01:23:28):
And he's just like, this is the this is the
whole point. We're here. It's like we were at the
well you said, why waste a perfectly good token, so
sweet too, just kept the token and never made a wish.
He's just there for the all.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Of it's for fun.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
First, what happened if he had one?

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
That's a good question.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Uh. Before the before the round starts, they decide John
and Quiet decide they're not gonna let Ahem ride with them,
and she does some snooping around and she finds something
that Calypso was working on. Yeah, and when I saw
him like plugged into something, I went, don't tell me

(01:24:13):
they're doing it. I was like, I was not prepared.
I think last episode I said I want to see
this character, but I didn't think we'd actually see it.
I'm gonna put a pin in that for now. Really
fun final battle, Yeah, really fun final battle. They are
like pulling out all the stops here a Raven is
using too many things. She's actually so when he plays

(01:24:36):
Misted Metal, at least with two there was a code
you could put in to get a shield, and she
uses a shield. She's using all the cheat codes, and
I love that Calypso points it out. He's just like,
he's just like, I don't want cheek codes. I went
an hour to disable it. Also, she's using that like

(01:24:57):
unk amulet to power it, which I think was also
from the game. We'll find out in that article that
I asked you. So, yeah, everyone's killing each other. Is
poor Mike dies for in the battle relatively quickly, yes,
and Stu crashes.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Sweet Tooth just wants to kill mister Grimm. They have
like one final battle and I love that he like
throws mister Grim and then like freaking uh, both roadkills
run over brutal.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
It's a brutal shot and they too.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
Yeah, his car gets all fucked. They end up killing Raven,
who gets to see Kelly before she dies. But yeah,
then it's down to Sweet Tooth and both road kills
and then uh, Calypso drops someone in there that I
I should have expected to see here because they're the

(01:25:55):
bad guy, the main boss. He even calls it a boss.

Speaker 4 (01:25:59):
He does.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
We get fucking Minion in this.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Game, Yeah, dude, we get.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
Fucking Minion looking like that gary oldman Tracula in the beginning. Oh,
I should have brought the toy over. I have the
PVC figure of him in the red meat armor. We
got fucking Minion, which is like a in this version.
He was always a demon by the way, Oh hold on,
ah super spoiler, he was usually a demon, but this

(01:26:25):
is like a robot demon sort of thing. I'm fine
with it. Yeah, However, one problem I have with this
showy where's the fucking tank?

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Yeah, I was waiting for the tank. Tank did not come.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
I'm like, oh, they're fighting Minion in a suit. Just
I mean, it's cool, it's fun. It's a fun fight.
They're using all their special attacks and everything. But I'm like, ah,
I wanted to see the tank. He beats the shit
out of Sweet Tooth.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Oh my god, brutally.

Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
Sweet Tooth is like fucking an He's like vomiting blood everywhere,
fucking annihilate it. Uh. He like almost kills John. He
like decimates John Mayhem I think, tries to kill Calypso
and gets away. Eventually, Quiet, who's like the last one there,

(01:27:20):
crashes into Minion and sets the car to explode, which
kills Minyon. Yep, so her older cars are damaged. Sweet
Tooth car is damaged.

Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Minyon is dead and it's like, oh, well did everyone die?
And I loved it. Stu was still alive. So since
Stu had the only functional car, Stu and like, are
the winner?

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Just like stumbles out there like I'm the winner.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
I'm the winner, and I love glips and go Mike
and Stu and he goes, oh Mike's dead justo yep,
and everyone is celebrating. They're able to bring John back
to life. They're upset that they didn't win, and it's
all peaceful, and then the whole crowd blows up. Well

(01:28:18):
not the whole crowd. Wow. So this is being done
in front of a live studio audience. On one side,
it's insiders, on the other side it's outsiders, and all
the insiders get blown up yep, totally destroyed. Uh, brutal shot.
Brutal brutal shot. And it ends. You're like, wait, I

(01:28:41):
thought that was the ending. And I'm like, there's one episode.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
But I know I said the same thing. I'm like,
I can't believe there's another one.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
Yeah, So I'm like that would have felt like a
good cliffhanger at the end of season one last episode
new sh sure, oh try again. I mentioned the last

(01:29:09):
one was Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
New Year's Yeow, I'm a reader, I'm a raider, babe.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
So here here we get to see how long Calypso
has been around ye since the fifteen hundreds. It shows, yeah,
it shows like old timey settlers walking around. He comes
out of well just covered in blood, and he's narrating
his backstory and then we realize he's had an NBC

(01:29:40):
meeting pitching his reality show Twisted Metal to them, and
I think he even says it's a twenty two episode
blah blah blah blah blah. He's like, yeah, each contest
against their car, He's like, well, we're gonna have to
pay for the cars, Like, no, they make their own cars.
We'll get celebrities. And I love that he has pictures
of celebrities. But it's like, did you sign on? It's like,

(01:30:04):
oh not, yeah, this is just for the thing. It's like,
although Carson Daley is very interesting, NBC turns down his
pitch because it's too extreme. However, they are really into
battle Bots, which was like a show that which I
didn't like BattleBots that much because I had watched Robot
Wars first, Robot Wars, fucking robot Wars was what you

(01:30:28):
call it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:28):
That was like.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
Upn I think I think BattleBots was Comedy Central or some.

Speaker 4 (01:30:35):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
Yeah, So they decide they're gonna do battle bots instead,
and he's like, well, the world's not ready for it.
I guess I'll just have to wait for when the
world is ready, which I think now, I think it's
safe to say Calypso caused the apocalypse.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
I think that's what the idea is.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
Why he caused an apocalypse to make this specific thing
a reality, this show of reality. I don't know. I
don't know why.

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
Man works some mysterious ways.

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
He does he does.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
Then it cuts ahead to Stu winning and Stu.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
Hitting his wish.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
He's gonna get his wish and his wish, but and
he mentions in the boardroom meeting like oh, then we
have to pay for wishes, Like oh no, we don't
actually give it to him, and we mess with it
at some point, so no one actually wins. So wishes
to be with Mike far away from here. Cut to
Stu in a Calypso satellite with Mike's corpse orbiting the

(01:31:41):
earth stuck.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
Yep. Wow, it was like a fucking Twilight Zone episode.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
Yeah. Uh So. Early in the season, John found a
map to his grandfather's cabin. Uh. He decides he's to
take Mayhem and Quiet there to live out the rest
of their days. I guess it's got like a generator,
a solar powered generator.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
So at their house, they're learning to live together. They're
playing games and music. Mayhem is walking in on them
having ses. It's awkward. They're fishing with guys. It's such
a shooting fish in the head. And you know John
lost a lot this season, but you know he was

(01:32:29):
able to get Joey that missing book from the Breakfast
Babysitters from the Babysitters.

Speaker 6 (01:32:39):
Club, good liquefied. Yeah, anyway, we didn't canceled, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
Guys, look at look at Joey's Joey C's face when
I do that? Ready, ready, boo, Joey relax.

Speaker 2 (01:33:04):
Oh ah, I'm sorry, I.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
Joey, Now you do it. Let's see if I get
the same reaction if it's too long. Anyway, back on

(01:33:32):
the job, all right, WHOA. So while they're at the house,
the TV turns on with a message from the inside.
The Divided States of America has a insider network. The
insiders are all grouping together. They've pinned the terrorist attack

(01:33:56):
on John and Quiet. Yeah not good, yep, they faked
the footage to make it look like they did it,
so they are wanted by everyone and there's no one
who could hide from them. And then Minion attacks. I
don't I'm guessing this is a new Minion since the

(01:34:16):
last one died. I assume there's going to be multiple Minions.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
Yep, I assume so again.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
I I when I learned the cheat code for Minion
and Twist the Metal two, I only played his Minion.

Speaker 4 (01:34:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
Literally, he was a fucking demon with a tank. Are
you fucking kidding me?

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
Yeah, Minion comes in attacks and they just they couldn't
let us have it, Joey, No, they couldn't let the
boys have one. Nope, fucking woke ass Minion. I didn't
see any Uh. Let's I'm sorry, let's check out. Uh.

(01:34:54):
I assume all the people who rage over stuff called
this woke. Right, let's yep, I assisted metal woke. Uh
let's see, No, that'swerre two years ago. Two years ago,
I don't see. I don't see any YouTube things them
complaining about this.

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
Really, Oh well, the videos might not be uploaded yet.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
Well, it's been out for a Minion woke. Let's find
out if it's Yeah, no, no, it was just talking
about the show.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
I am We're gonna be the only ones.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Is wokeness over?

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Oh my goodness woke.

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
Uh yeah, no one's complaining about it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
Shocking.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
Oh you know what, we're the first ones to complain
about it. My childhood was ruined when it turned out
Minion was a girl. I don't want to live in
this world.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
Hollyweirdy stop broke God dam I hope there.

Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
Isn't a season three unless they fix this, unless.

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
They boycott it. I'm boycotting it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
And I don't care if it's one of those really
emotional tropes where previously good guy is now a bad
guy who has no memories and has a connection to
the main protagonist and it causes some kind of conflict.
Everyone hated Captain America Winter Soldier. We all hated that
one stupid boom. So woke canceled the show. Canceled the show.

Speaker 4 (01:36:31):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
They're on the run now, uh oh, because Stu comes
back to What about Stu?

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
He somehow learned how to control the satellite and crashed
it into a great lake. Yeah, the Great Lakes, and
he's back. Stu is back, and I don't know how
long it was in between. I think like a month
they said, or a few months or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
I think maybe like four months. I think.

Speaker 2 (01:36:56):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
And again, I don't know if she was the first
minion that they fought or she's a different minion, because
he might just be getting corpses of everyone and making
them minions at that point. Uh see, Yeah, it ends
where they're gonna they're gonna take everyone on. Wow, They're
gonna arm up and they're gonna take everyone on. Now.
In Calypso's meeting with NBC, he talks about how he

(01:37:18):
wants to go worldwide, and he starts to save the
lines from the original Twist and Twist the Metal two opening. Yep,
he's like to Paris, Tokyo. Uh. He wants to go
all over so, I think because the second one was
like Metal two World Tour. Yeah, it'll be really exciting
if they go all over next.

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
Oh my god, it'd be sick. Have they announced it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
Yet or no? I don't know if they have.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
They should they should, I agree they should.

Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
Uh. But yeah, then we get one little cliffhanger with well,
if they tease something with Axel, right, they go back
to the scientists lab and I forget what they look
at there. Do you remember what it uz?

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
I can't remember the particular thing.

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
Well, there's another teaser here. Sweet Tooth was hauled away
at the end of the tournament by a cab driver. Yeah,
as we know in the video games the first one.
The cab driver is sweet Tooth's father. Yep, and they
mentioned in season one his stepdad's like your dad's driving cabs. Uh,

(01:38:26):
he's driving sweet Tooth all the way to New York City.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
Sweetooth's father is like the pope.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
In the New Pope or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:38:37):
So I guess Sweetooths father has made like a cult
and he wants Sweetooth back like he was. He saw
him in the tournament and wants to take him under
his wing.

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
So yeah, we're gonna see what happens there.

Speaker 4 (01:38:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
Uh but yeah, I'm excited to see where this goes.
I really enjoyed this season.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
I was a bit worried because I didn't hear a
lot from you about it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
Well, you haven't watched. Well I think I told you
it was awesome a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
Yeah, because I think you made one comment where you're like,
I don't want to be disappointed and I'm like, oh
no if he's disappointed, because I fucking loved it. It
actually made me want to go back and rewatch season
one because I haven't watched season one.

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
I want to go back and rewatch season one again too.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
Yeah three years. Yeah, so I'm going to go back
and watch season one again and then watch season two again.

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
H man, Yeah, it was great. It's I don't want
to say it's everything I ever wanted, because I didn't
really want much out of the Twisted Metal live action
thing other than the characters driving and shooting. So I
guess I did. It is everything I ever wanted, and
then so much more. It's a fun, comedic, post apocalyptic time.

(01:39:53):
I wish Minyon had a tank.

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
Yeah, me too. That was one of your regrets.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
Because they could have had it in like a tank
where big demon Head was still out of it. That
would have been cool. I don't know why they decided
to make it just like a robot person.

Speaker 2 (01:40:07):
Well, I can only imagine it's gonna come back for
season three. They got to say some things, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
Yes, like Calypso's blimp. We need Calypso's blimp. We definitely
do we need that can we get the real Raven
now that this Raven's dead? Can we get the Nep
Campbell Raven back? She gets like, I come back. She
gets promoke because remember she wanted John to dry for
her wish and then suddenly became this Raven. She'd be

(01:40:33):
like that Raven's wish sucked.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
Yeah, that's a good point. We don't know what that
wish would would have been.

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah that was. I mean, it's an unfortunate
thing and they found a funny clever right around for it.
But that was unfortunate that Nep Campbell wasn't able to
come back.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
It didn't work out though.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
Yeah, uh, but yeah, I had a great time with this.
I continue to just love this show. I want to
see where goes. The characters are hilarious. It's my type
of humor and wittiness and early two thousands nostalgia. We
said it no, no, you go.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
I was gonna say, it's such a like a a
hit that I wouldn't expect. Like when I heard that
they were making a twisted metal show, I'm like, dude, yeah,
like it'll be cool for like an episode, but yeah,
I cannot believe how fucking good it is, And I
don't know what the general consensus of it is. I've
heard nothing but good things, but like, I really think

(01:41:32):
it's a buffer.

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
I think everyone who watches it likes it, except for
that asshole justin Silverman he didn't like season one, But
everyone else really likes it. Who I know is watching,
Like my sister is loving the show. She loves it
because she me and her played a lot of Twist
the Metal two and Twisted Metal three growing up, Like
we played those games a shit ton. Uh so, yeah,

(01:41:57):
she she really is enjoying it. I think she just
got up to the prom episode and she was like
fucking dying. Some things I want to see next season. Uh,
let me see if I can find it here. There
was a cool thing you could do in Twist the
Metal two. Hold on, now, I'm curious of metal. Hold on,

(01:42:25):
I'm waiting. Okay, So in Twisted Metal two in the
New York level, if you shot the statue of Liberty, oh,
it would turn into a sexy lady in a bikini
and then crap, hold on, I didn't get a good picture.

(01:42:46):
Hold on, if you shot her again? I'm trying to
find it, God damn it. Uh close enough. Hold on, Yes,
if you shot her again, she would turn into a fat.

Speaker 4 (01:43:07):
Buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
And uh, next season if they since the Sweet Tooth
is in New York, if they cod to New York
in the section Liberties. Just gotta read the KINI on.
That'd be really funny. Uh, that would crack me up.
Joey sy Tony look at some of the Easter eggs.

Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
Yes, I would. I would love to look at those.

Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
We are gonna look at some of the Easter eggs. Hey, everyone,
get your super chats and please, we're gonna read them soon. Uh,
but first we're gonna go through these Easter eggs. And
in stuttering John fashion, I just found an article and
I'm just gonna read it. Yeah, here we go one.
Keeping up with the Jones. This is from game Spot.

(01:43:48):
Do you have any falling out with game Spot? Do
you have any affiliations with GameSpot?

Speaker 4 (01:43:52):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:43:53):
I didn't sign a contract with them. Sure, we can
talk as much shit as we want.

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
Keeping Up with the Jones is the car that Raven
and Kelly are driving the flashbacks in your copy of
the Joneses Family Stage Wagon and Twisted Metal four. Okay,
Kelly goes into a coma after falling off the roof
and drowning in the pool Twisted Metal Black. That's from
that storyline. Kelly dies by drowning, but it's because of
a couple of jocks push her off a dock, even
after Raven tells him the Kelly can't swim there.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
It is yep.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
John Doe is training for Twisted Metal Tournament by playing
the video game. One of the games is Twisted Metal
t Yeah. Uh, we already talked about that one Dolphy's Diary.
John reads his sister Christa's diary in their old home.
One of the entry says that their granddad taught her
how to ride an atv. This is foreshadowing later during

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the qualifier. Oh yeah, she does drive an atv.

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
Oh yeah, that's interesting. Okay, I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
One makes sense?

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
Take out the trash ban. Sweet Tooth learns about the
trash Man, who's a more famous murderer. Trash Man is
a character in Twist the Metal four who tried to
garbage truck. Remember Twisted Metal Season one. They go to
the milk Banbard. It's all the shitty characters.

Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
Oh yeah, not worth mentioning.

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
The pizza Man, the bearded lady, if they just kill
all of them. Okay. Calypso's broadcast on all electronic screen
devices in the Divided States of America. If you look closely,
the screen glitch uses the same color pattern as when
the computer bug derailed all the world's technology. Is seen

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during a flashback in one episode three, Calypso ended the
world with that beuter virus. Latitude and longitude. But bah oh,
it's just where the Indianapolis. Indiana's where the tournament took place.
If you guys were curious, you're staying. Uh. Dark Side

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already talked about that orange and pink trails. In the game,
you can distinguish the different missiles from each other depending
on their color pink and purple trail. The pink purple
trail is the homing missile, which tracks well but as weak.
The orange trail is a fire missile, which does more
damage but doesn't track well. Red trail is a power missile,

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a devastating weapon that cannot track and only fires in
a straight line. There's Grim Senior. We see the graves
so for mister Grimm's father, which reads father husband Daredevil.
In the twenty twelve reboot, It'swist the Metal. This is
a crucial part of Grim's backstory. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:46:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:46:26):
From the game going to the movies, Krista and John
go to an old drive in movie theater called Millennium
Drive In. This also location and the level Millennium the
Metal Black, which you now own. Apparently you just let
me know today. Yep, have you shown it once this episode?

Speaker 4 (01:46:43):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
I just showed it right now. I realized I didn't
have a copy of it. I'm like, where did it go?
So I just went out and bought another one, way
too expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:46:51):
The movie that's advertised on the outside, Grim's Dark Trip Back,
is the name of the second story mode in the
twenty twelve I never played the twenty twelve reboot. I
heard it wasn't great.

Speaker 2 (01:47:00):
No, I wasn't that good.

Speaker 1 (01:47:01):
That's just it looks like the cover. Doctor Zimo is
from Twisted Metal head on he makes his mechanical hands
and feet. Uh, that was the guy who made Axle.

Speaker 4 (01:47:13):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:47:14):
Diesel City is a map in the twenty twelve. I
guess the twenty twelve reboot had the most story of
any of the games and a backstory. Yeah, this is fine. Uh,
John and Quiet infiltrate the elite gathering, where they have
access to the deadliest special weapons. If you look in
the background, there's some major game references. The ghost missiles,

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which go through walls our signature weapon of the Specter car.
The boomerang blast, which returns to you after you throw
it for extra damage, is a signature weapon of Roadkill,
and the na palm cones are the signature weapon of
Sweet Tooth and Twisted Metal Twistmetal two and head on
Uh Freeze the most iteration Twistmetal there is a freeze

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weapon which in cases the the enemy's car. Oh so
the MP was their version of the freeze weapon. Okay, John,
the best that he had with the Spider is a
reference tattoo from Twist Metal Black. Frostbite is a new
character created for the TV show. She drives a snow

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squall plow her wish should we win the tour to
minutes to feel warm. In fact, if the closer you
see the frostbite and dead skin. Wait, that's not it's
not a game reference.

Speaker 2 (01:48:26):
Yeah, what do you mean.

Speaker 1 (01:48:29):
Chunkyard Dog is from Twisted Metal Black. Yep Bourbon is
from Twisted Metal four and the twenty twelve reboot are
the Knights of Nebraska Now they're new characters. Is David

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Mike or the Driver?

Speaker 4 (01:48:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:48:52):
The first was a metal game. It's David Mike. Chuckie
Flupe already talked about that That's Born twenty twelve reboot
Stain class men talk about that Zombyrancula Dude, which, by
the way, I play that song all the time for
the Twins. That's amazing because after we did the what

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you call it the Rob Zombie episode, yep, I was
just listening to his music NonStop, and I'm like, yours what.
I taught my nieces how to head bang? So they'll
ask for head bang music, I'll get Rob Zombie on
and they're.

Speaker 2 (01:49:25):
Just like, God, that rocks.

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
They don't my nieces. I love them. They don't know
how to dance. The only dance they know is spinning
in a circle.

Speaker 2 (01:49:34):
Well, you should show them the Austin Powers dancing. That's
a goddamn good dance.

Speaker 1 (01:49:38):
I do have video. I didn't share a public, but
I said it to a few people of me trying
to teach them how to dance. It's me and like
it's to the Super Mario Brothers scene. So I'm like
dancing in the kitchen with them and they're like mimicking me.
I'm like, see, look, you don't just have to spin.
And as soon as I say spin, they just immediately
start spinning. I'm like, no, license plate don't care, licens

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play don't care.

Speaker 4 (01:50:01):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:50:02):
Yes, indicate the lifebar for each car. That is similar
to the game. Uh, who cares? Peebe's playhouse Nah warehouse Distriy. Yes,
we mentioned that. So that is from the game. Yeah,
uh oh yeah, I guess Chucky Flukee did get his
wish granted, he did fly.

Speaker 2 (01:50:21):
Oh that's funny. That's really funny.

Speaker 1 (01:50:24):
Actually, measure by the way, Frost played had a gnarly death.
They grind her face on a treadmill. Oh my god, that.

Speaker 2 (01:50:30):
Was fucking disgusting.

Speaker 4 (01:50:31):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:50:34):
Oh the boomerang bumb boom. Okay. The holy Men wish
that Preacher be reborn body of infant will want for
nothing after they die. Eclipse so adopts the baby, commenting
that he's going to ensure just that. The beginning of
this tournament, Eclipse says that will rant one wish to
a winner, but unbeknownt the competitors, he appears to be
granting the losers their wishes at well in twisted ways.

(01:50:57):
That's pretty funny. That's pretty funny. What is this? The
Apocalypse nine are deep reference to the first game. They
were the original final boss, but the developers ultimately decided
to go with the Minion instead.

Speaker 2 (01:51:13):
That is funny.

Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
Oh there it is. And yeah, she wanted to Joey.
She wanted to feel warm again and her face burn
the friction they had the I forgot they used the
talk boy.

Speaker 2 (01:51:29):
Yeah, I knew it was that too.

Speaker 1 (01:51:34):
Oh there, dumb and dumber. Oh I love Mayhem wore
the dress backwards. Yeah, he wears his suit from Twisted
Metal three to prom He also wore Oh wait, is
that a super Twisted Metal three?

Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
Oh yeah, I guess it is. I didn't not even
realize that.

Speaker 1 (01:51:55):
I guess he does wear a tuxedo once in a while.
The prom DJ is club Kid, a contestant from Twisted
Metal Tree. He drives a microcar with the smiley faced
page All. That's funny. Oh so Dave asked that Mike
make a wish for both of them so he won't
have to be on the hook. I didn't catch any
of this. And this is really fun.

Speaker 2 (01:52:15):
That's kind of that is crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:52:19):
Yeah, oh she's all that. That's the reference when he
discusses the bet that Graham could have sex with the
ugly girl, which is like she's all that, she's all
that as ridiculous. It's like, yeah, she took her glasses
off and now she's a smoke show. She's not a
fucking gross loser. Like she looks exactly the same human, Harold.

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That was funny. I already talked about the lightning thing
from Twisted Metal. Uh blowing at cartridges, Oh like ye
and as funny uh poison ye uh. Miss Grim mentions
Benny and the Twisted Metal Black. Benny is a fellow

(01:53:05):
American soldier that Grim is forced to eat during the
Vietnam War. Okay, we mentioned that him being welded in
the original. Yeah, this does look straight up like the
first Twisted Metal game. I was more of a fan
of Twist Metal too, though, because of the worldwide stuff.
The Final Battle, we finally get Mike and Stu as
co drivers. However, they're driving a student driver vehicle with

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two steering wheels, not their iconic monster truck. We need
the monster truck. I already mentioned the shields she gets
to be with Kelly again.

Speaker 2 (01:53:36):
Oh my god, dude, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:53:40):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:53:40):
Oh and fucking John who his wish for his sister
to come back.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
Oh shit, And dude, that's wild.

Speaker 2 (01:53:53):
And all the walls are coming down because they're going
after Quiet and John and banding together to get them.

Speaker 1 (01:54:00):
This is nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:54:01):
Holy shit, man.

Speaker 1 (01:54:05):
I guess thank God's Sweet Tooth didn't make a wish.

Speaker 2 (01:54:09):
God knows what the would wish for.

Speaker 1 (01:54:11):
But oh, I like that the turbo button was the
tri controller that I love. Awesome. Uh yep, blowing up
Quiet's wish for the walls to come down? Okay? Uh
Dorin Calypso's pitch Twisted Metal, he teases the possibility of
going global. So I already mentioned that, uh stew wishes granted.

Speaker 4 (01:54:35):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:54:36):
Uh. Mayhem wishes for a place where she feels like
she belongs. I not she said invincible, but I guess
she changed it she unexpectedly finds.

Speaker 2 (01:54:46):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:54:46):
Yeah, so she ends up with the place that she
bumps and here you go. John's wish was granted. I
love he's uh. He says coming through you want to live,
but I think he says it differently.

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
Yeah, it's coming, like if you don't want to not die, yeah,
or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:55:09):
John Doe says at the end of season two that
he's gonna kill Calypso and twist the Metal Black. Calypso
kills John Doe in the same game. The only contests
the same game. The only contesting who manages to successfully
kill Calypso is Sweet Tooth. Yeah, twist Metal too. Christa Sparks,
who drives Grasshopp, reveals herself to be Calypso's daughter, and
she murders suicides herself by Clypso by blowing them up.

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Daddy issues we talked about, Okay, Yeah, the Axle ties
and this is what it was. Yeah, we see it
close up. It appears to be doctor z Emo's lab,
implying that perhaps Axel isn't dead. We'll have to wait
for season three to know for sure. I guess something
else in there. Yeah, those are all the East rags.
Thanks GameSpot dot com. Wow, wasn't that hard. I think
I did a better job than Sutter and John reading

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the best Hottest Bond Girls guys, super chat baby, Let's
talk to some of her patrons. Uh, hello Batman?

Speaker 2 (01:56:05):
Yes, without a head.

Speaker 1 (01:56:07):
Corabin quarter cab. Hello we go? How you doing? Fucking
rob Zombies? Twisted fucking Metal three?

Speaker 4 (01:56:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:56:26):
Could he hear us? I didn't think I was gonna
pop on tonight. Yeah it was good though, but yeah, uh,
how do you feel Aboutwisted Up? See you guys next time?

Speaker 4 (01:56:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:56:38):
Never mind, but I didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:56:40):
I meant to check off and I totally forgot.

Speaker 1 (01:56:45):
For ten dollars a month, you can accidentally call it
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Speaker 4 (01:56:52):
I love it.

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God, bothous is your thing working?

Speaker 4 (01:56:55):
Alright? Can you guys hear me?

Speaker 2 (01:56:59):
We can hear hear you? This is historic.

Speaker 4 (01:57:01):
Oh. I have no idea what happened the last time,
but I felt so bad because I'm like, I forget
what it was. I actually did some of the videos
of the life stream and I'm like, and I can't
talk about them.

Speaker 2 (01:57:15):
Now's your chance. What'd you think of Twisted Metal? Well?

Speaker 4 (01:57:18):
I on purposely mispart of this because I've only seen
the first five episodes, so I didn't want to catch
you know, catch on Sportsman so far for season one.
When I first saw the previews, I'm like, this isn't
gonna look good. And then the more peroers come on like,
this is actually amazing. And then when season two came out,
I'm like, okay, so now we get the tournament and

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now we're actually gonna get all of this stuff going
on to it. So far I'm digging it.

Speaker 2 (01:57:46):
Yeah, yeah, fucking rocks.

Speaker 4 (01:57:48):
Man. It was like I said, it was one of
season early on when they first like announced all this,
I'm like, oh, they've been bombing on so much stuff
like this is like they're gonna they're gonna mess it up.
Now they're they're gonna do something with it. Yeah, man,
I was wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:58:03):
Yeah, video game stuff is getting good now. The Mario
Brothers movie was good, other than the offense of Italian erasure. Yeah,
not stand for well, that's why I walked out of
the theater. Obviously, everyone knows that I famously boycott it,
the Super Mario Brothers movie. I was boycotting it while
I was in the theater watching it. I went boycott, boycott, uh.

(01:58:24):
But like, people really love The Last of Us, which
I'll never watch because too much Pedro Prescal. But people
were and Fallout was good. I don't even play the
Fallowout games and that shit.

Speaker 4 (01:58:34):
I didn't play in full on games either. But I'm
watching the show and I'm like, okay, okay, so this
is this person. Okay, they're they're they're going here. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:58:42):
Yeah. I think video games starting to feel more like
movies helped being able to make adaptations.

Speaker 2 (01:58:51):
That's exactly what happened. Yeah, a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:58:54):
Of people were, like I said, you guys said, a
lot of people were upsetting the Super Marios movie, and
I'm like, no, that this could been way worse, Like
they could have no.

Speaker 1 (01:59:03):
Great other than the racist's non Italian stuff. That was
the only problem with that movie. Also, Seth Rogan is
Donkey Kong. I'm not a fan of that, but yeah,
I think you're gonna love the rest of Twisted Metal
season two.

Speaker 4 (01:59:22):
Yeah, I got to where they I think it's like
they've broken into the place to get like the weapons,
and I'm like, okay, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:59:32):
To sleep and you like Axel. At least you're enjoying AXEL.

Speaker 4 (01:59:37):
I was wondering how they're gonna do the AXL, you know,
very introditional. I'm like, okay, so it's a science experiment.
They did this. I'm like okay, yeah, I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:59:48):
And I was afraid they were gonna be like oh
him being shirtless? Would it makes sense? Maybe give him armor?
I'm like, no, I love that he's just tits out,
like yeah he has. He's madly, yeah, very madly. Sorry
not to spoil too much, but John feels bad about
lying to his girlfriend and Axl's like, you care about
lying to your Woman's nothing I've ever heard of my life? Right? Yeah, well,

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I am on that, Yes I am.

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Oh I've always drinking my coffee with Joey C in
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For my time, ten o'clock for me, nine o'clock in
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Speaker 1 (02:01:29):
It's funny because I don't get any of the stuff
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uh but yeah, I'm glad you're enjoying all your merch
and you're enjoying the Patreon. I hope you enjoyed the
UHF episode that went out. I might tomorrow maybe or

(02:01:51):
maybe like Monday, because I'm busy Saturday and Sunday, I
might live stream me setting up Halloween stuff on the
set for all the Halloween episodes. I'm gonna start shooting
for the Halloween episodes. Yeah. I've been flying off the
seat of my pants this month. Every episode is being
shot right before it comes out. It was just usually

(02:02:11):
usually I tried to film things ahead of time, and
I just was too fucking busy and I missed out.
I'm like, oh no, everything.

Speaker 4 (02:02:18):
Then for myself today, I'm like, I'm like, eh, uh
four came out. I'm gonna play it that. I'm like
in the background, I'm just gonna binge Captain Boomies episodes
with Tony so Done and uh uh Deep Deep Rising.

Speaker 1 (02:02:35):
Yeah, Deep Rising was a good I loved.

Speaker 4 (02:02:37):
And she was like, she's like, oh yeah, I love
the thousand round nine mel Gun.

Speaker 1 (02:02:43):
I'm sorry to feel like that was just the metal.
It's like, Okay, I know they make bullets, but how
many fucking bullets are in these?

Speaker 2 (02:02:49):
No? I know. I was thinking about that the whole time.

Speaker 4 (02:02:52):
Some things I thought, you just can't squash it because
you know, you're like, yeah, they're always in between the
rounds and all that, and then they're gonna fix up
the cars and read love stuff. So I never try
to think too far past that.

Speaker 1 (02:03:04):
All right, Well, you know what, hang out with us,
probably do a super chats if there's not many. There's
not many for some reason? Is it because I called
the chat poors?

Speaker 2 (02:03:12):
Might it might have been. I'm not sure about that.

Speaker 4 (02:03:16):
Hold on, hold on, I think everybody may have joined
your Patreon instead.

Speaker 1 (02:03:20):
Well I hope that's the case. But guys, I just
want you to know. I just want you to know
if this will help you decide on becoming a patron
or leaving a super chat. I spent a lot of
money this week on a creative project that I've been
secretly working on. Joey c knows about it. I spent
a lot of money and I felt pretty good. I'm

(02:03:40):
like the ball is rolling on this creative project. I
sure hope nothing unexpected happens. And then I brought my
car in for an oil change and spoiler, everything was
wrong with it. So so super chats are appreciated. At
least become a patron, maybe buy a shirt or dude,

(02:04:02):
I still love.

Speaker 4 (02:04:03):
The last project you did with the Christmas Diehard. I
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Yes, I'm working on something a little bit bigger.

Speaker 2 (02:04:10):
Uh yeah, I've driven that car. Folks, send the man
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Speaker 4 (02:04:17):
It was one of.

Speaker 1 (02:04:18):
Those I was feeling pretty good and then all right, guys,
you send your car into a mechanic, right, you get
a phone call from a mechanic what's the only thing
you want to hear from the mechanic when you get and.

Speaker 4 (02:04:30):
You know, a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (02:04:32):
I just want to know what the fuck he's gonna
charge me.

Speaker 1 (02:04:34):
Yeah, yeah, just your car's done. Your car's done. I'm like, cool.
I get a call and be like, hey, so about
your car, and I went, fuck I got this call before. Yeah,
in the middle of in the middle of a good
will I'm.

Speaker 2 (02:04:50):
Like, na, just on your hands and knees, screaming.

Speaker 1 (02:04:55):
Oh my god, damn you no, no, oh, that's kind
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Speaker 4 (02:05:08):
Well, I said, don't reason why I didn't do this
full episode. It's because I'm like, I've only done the
first five episodes. I kind of don't too spoiled. Now.

Speaker 2 (02:05:16):
I'm honestly glad you didn't, because you're gonna really fucking
dig the next couple of episodes.

Speaker 1 (02:05:22):
You are you are?

Speaker 4 (02:05:24):
I didn't kind of like was like, boom, here's his sister,
and he just like, oh, yeah, you're my sister.

Speaker 2 (02:05:31):
Yeah, Well, don't get.

Speaker 1 (02:05:33):
Used to her.

Speaker 4 (02:05:36):
I'll yes, said initially. I mean, I know she her sister,
but he has amnesia, and she's just like, yep, yep,
we're related.

Speaker 2 (02:05:45):
All right, I believe you it just accepts it.

Speaker 4 (02:05:47):
Yeah, except it's like not even a little question like hey,
do you know how I got this scar? Or like hey,
I've been having like this dream where like mom like nope,
just I all right, I believe what'surnament?

Speaker 2 (02:06:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:06:03):
Yeah, she does keep expecting him just remember everything. It's
like it's been twenty years. Give him a break, lady.

Speaker 4 (02:06:09):
Well yeah, And that was my initial thing is I'm like, oh,
you're gotta be a little bitch right now.

Speaker 1 (02:06:16):
Real quick, a little in the city, real quick. God, Lothos,
we have another patron who wants to join it. Oh
of course, of course, Hello ren On, Hello, right on,
bud ren On. Is that your new thing? You're just
gonna be the first sown on the whole time.

Speaker 5 (02:06:31):
Maybe a gimmick. We'll see, we'll see. I'm working on.

Speaker 1 (02:06:34):
It's allowed, by the way, it's allowed. He just wanted
to know do they still do Florence healthy around here?
Keep talking right on. I want to see if they
do for Elfie around here.

Speaker 5 (02:06:44):
I didn't see a thing, but it looks like it's
kind of a check hangout, so.

Speaker 4 (02:06:49):
Not really.

Speaker 1 (02:06:50):
We weren't trying to wrap up here, so you just
wanted to come in and say hi.

Speaker 5 (02:06:55):
It just seems so casual there, you know, Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:06:57):
Son of a bitch. Guys, we missed. Wait, that's not
for Adelphia. That's Hogi Khan. Is that the same thing?

Speaker 2 (02:07:03):
No, Hogi Kan, I've been to that.

Speaker 1 (02:07:06):
When is the next first? Why is Philadelphia promoting Hogi?
What was that?

Speaker 5 (02:07:13):
Four anthra khon Pittsburgh? Was that when you're thinking of.

Speaker 1 (02:07:17):
No, there's a furry Delphi. Oh, furry Delphia presents Hogi Khan.
We missed it. I'm gonna keep I went to the
very first Philadelphia. It was a lot of fun. We're
not furries. We were there observing. I wore a pug
mask to blend in. But that was a very fun experience.
Ran On, I saw your message earlier. I will the

(02:07:39):
wrap up the next monthly wrap up, I will include
all the first sonas you made of us. Remember to
remind me that week. Remind me that remind me that day.
Also to make sure I put it in my slide show.

Speaker 2 (02:07:52):
Oh I got one too.

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Yeah, you got one too. Uh yeah, let's go. Let's read.
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Of course?

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That's kind of wild.

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Two dollars Joey C. Why are people jealous of white
faced Tony Well?

Speaker 2 (02:08:28):
First of all, what did I say about the fucking
slander here? Secondly, people are jealous because he's very famous,
very muscular, very handsome. The list goes on and on.

Speaker 4 (02:08:45):
Normal size.

Speaker 5 (02:08:47):
You want to talk about big head, you.

Speaker 1 (02:08:51):
Know, it's funny. Tick Masterson made a tweet. I don't
know what it's in relationship to, but he said he
now he is the only tiny he's conservative. I don't
know what that means. And someone responded that Dick doesn't
have a tiny face, his head is big, and I replied,
I'm like, I knew that motherfucker was projecting the big
head thing. I'm just like I knew it. It wasn't you

(02:09:17):
Pigo jet Black? For two more dollars? Who's more trustworthy,
Grimace or wide Face Tony?

Speaker 2 (02:09:23):
No more, no slander. It's it has to be Tony,
and I'll tell you why, Okay, because I never every
time I turn my back to Tony, I never have
to worry about him like coming at me. Grimace comes
at me too often too. I gotta be careful what
I'm wearing around this guy.

Speaker 1 (02:09:42):
Joey, are you insane what.

Speaker 2 (02:09:46):
I've said? Maybe my headphones good?

Speaker 1 (02:09:50):
Hey, I'm I know right, On's just pretending to be
a furry animal. You are talking to Grimace as if
he's a person.

Speaker 2 (02:10:01):
Well, he's right there, I'm not you know what.

Speaker 1 (02:10:03):
In Joey's mind, Grimace looks like Devin Sala and everyone
else looks like Grimace.

Speaker 4 (02:10:08):
I mean he does have a hat on.

Speaker 2 (02:10:10):
Yeah, put his I fucking got him that head It
was a two hat talking about anyway.

Speaker 5 (02:10:18):
You have a Grimmath costume. Next next episode, you're on
Hacky Movies in the show, he.

Speaker 2 (02:10:22):
Could do that.

Speaker 1 (02:10:24):
Blood is bad for five dollars. My favorite bit is
everyone knowing John's secret cabin because he won't stop talking
about it and having a drinking game.

Speaker 4 (02:10:33):
That was funny.

Speaker 1 (02:10:34):
He's like, I never talked about you talking about all
the time. When Sue comes back, he's like, how did
you know about the cabin. It's like, what do you mean,
It's all he ever talked about.

Speaker 2 (02:10:45):
Yeah, everybody, that's all he talked about.

Speaker 4 (02:10:48):
Yeah, he didn't. He never said who the net maker was,
so you keep that secret.

Speaker 1 (02:10:52):
Yeah, Daniel fall for two dollars. Happy early birthday, Tony
Virgo's love Dark City. He really wants me to review
Dark City.

Speaker 4 (02:11:00):
Hey, you reviewed Hackers for me, so I'm very grateful
for that.

Speaker 1 (02:11:03):
I'm glad the Hackers episode. People really like that, Joey.
People really they really enjoyed me having the sign say
u HF for the first thirty minutes.

Speaker 5 (02:11:16):
I heard, I heard.

Speaker 1 (02:11:21):
They really hacked it up, didn't All Right, Well, thank
you patrons for joining. I'm gonna let you guys go now.
Thank you, ren On, thank you, Oh you guys are
I appreciate you guys as always?

Speaker 2 (02:11:36):
Joey sing Tony from Hack the Movies.

Speaker 1 (02:11:39):
What do you got coming up? Well?

Speaker 2 (02:11:41):
I just released a video where I examined the quality
of the healthcare in the world of ground.

Speaker 1 (02:11:50):
Anyway, I have some stuff coming out. Sorry what were
you saying?

Speaker 2 (02:11:57):
I must have went through a tunnel, man, I I did.
I examine the healthcare and grant thefts out of four
and then next week I'm examining the bathrooms in Bully.
Oh yeah, I'm really really covering the uh the important
stuff here.

Speaker 1 (02:12:12):
Here can I can I share what happened while we
were waiting for the internet to boot up? Please do, Joey.
Joey tweets I wonder what the quality of bathrooms are
in the world of Bully, and I go crook, how
many people have asked this exact same question on this platform?
Crook after searching x only one post Matjesty exact time.

Speaker 2 (02:12:40):
Yeah, dude, that's what I'm listen. It's just I gotta,
you know, examine the important things like the bathrooms in Bully.

Speaker 1 (02:12:50):
Yes, yes, very very important stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:12:55):
So you can go to YouTube dot com slash official
Joey C to find all your examination needs.

Speaker 1 (02:13:03):
Uh yeah, unless we get a last one super chat,
that is it from us, everybody. This was a fun time.
Joey C really made up for the lack of boys
month uh with Joey C. Heart Maybe next year, we'll
just do all Joey c every episode, me Joey and
someone else. Maybe you'll move in with me.

Speaker 2 (02:13:27):
Just get a fucking sleeping bag back there.

Speaker 1 (02:13:34):
Sea Up, we got more to talk about.

Speaker 2 (02:13:36):
I'm awake, God, Frankensteime was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (02:13:43):
Oh but yeah, thank you everyone, we love you, and
a goodbye

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