Why Austin Powers Is the Grooviest Spy Spoof Ever! - Hack The Movies (#412)

Ian S. joins me to take a trip back to the 90s to talk about the grooviest Spy spoof ever! It's Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery. How good of a parody was this of the secret agent genre? Has it aged well? Watch and find out!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
It's the It's the Awesome Powers theme. Hello everyone, and
welcome to another Live Boys Month episode. Today we're talking
about Austin Powers, and for the first time in a while,
we have Ian s or just some guy that's a
throw Most people don't even get that joke. Yes, Ian,

(00:26):
you have to be Ian s now because Casey's boyfriend
has shown up on the show, and the ladies on
the show just keep dating Ian's for some reason. So
we hadler guys, I guess. So, so we have Ian
s and Ian m. We have to differentiate them, so
we got to Ian's and boys moy Ian are you
excited for Boys Month? You have you been having a

(00:47):
good Boys Month?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I've been having a great boys Month. I'm rocking the
boys hat.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Obviously. Boy Boys Month's been great for me. I haven't
had to see any of these broads. No Crystal, no Joe, Hannah.
It's great. You don't know how great it is for
me to wake up and be like, don't have to
see Johannah today.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
You probably end me right, I mean, I think in
honor of Boys Month, I did kick her out of
the house.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Oh good, good good. We didn't want to risk it.
We didn't want to risk any girls interrupting boys month. Uh.
We have a lot of people in the chat here,
but we're not going to acknowledge them unless they're a
super chat in and I put a goal in the
the YouTube chat. You guys have fifty seven minutes. We
need ten deeal super chats. That's five dollars or higher.

(01:34):
And I'll record myself dancing to the Austin Powers theme.
We got to hit the goal in. We're all about
the goal here and Hack the Movies.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I'm all about the goals. That's what That's what boys
are for.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yes, that goal. So everyone get your super chats? What
is this ian? Who is this gentleman? Who's yo? Hun?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I forgot to say we're hosting a four exchange student?
Whoa I I'm new to this country.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Uh, my name is Johan. Okay, I very much like
Hack the Movies. Oh, thank you so much, Hannah. Yeah,
a great, great host. I get her off, No, don't
get him off the stream. I don't know who this
Johan guy is. I don't know who this Johan guy is. Uh,

(02:31):
but you can you teach them American culture? Can you
teach them that August is boys? Month, and we don't
say those sort of things during boys month.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Oh no, I've seen the news recently.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Anyway, today today, you know, see how we're being misagynistic.
Let's talk about Austin Powers. Let's do it. And I
I totally, honestly, like ten minutes before I jumped on,
I remembered I had an All Powers suit, and I've
remembered that as of two days ago. I can now

(03:06):
kind of fit into it. If we did this episode
a week ago, I would not be in this suit
right now. Hey, congratulations, thank you look great, thank you.
But I was literally I was like pulled it out
of the bag of like this better be a large
and not a medium, or this is gonna be a
bad time. So yes, Austin Powers International Man of Mystery,
directed by Jay Roach, who one of the reasons I

(03:30):
wanted to do this is because you said you wanted
to do this. Yes, I'm like, let's do it. Let's
see it is a live episode. But it's kind of
working out because Jay Roach in like a week from now,
a movie's coming out called The Roses, which is a
remake of the Dandy DeVito movie from the nineties. War
of the Roses. So this guy's still going. This guy
is still going, and we're going to revisit this class

(03:51):
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(04:12):
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Maybe I'll pledge instead.

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of Blade Boys. We're going through episode of the Blade
TV series starring Sticky fingers Ian. It's great, It's.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Just how I remember Blade.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, there's only like twelve episodes. We started the show
last year and we still haven't finished it because it's hard,
like we yeah, for the three of us have to
force ourselves to get together and talk about this piece
of shit show. But anyway, Austin Powers. When did you
first see Austin Powers. Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:35):
I was so young when I saw this, four years old,
late nineties. My parents loved it and it was so funny.
I always found it so hilarious. I had the vhs
we've been watching all the time. Watch this one the
sequels that happened.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, for me, I think I was aware of Austin Powers.
I heard it like everyone was quoting this movie, like
all the adult and older kids were quoting this movie.
I actually saw this first one second h I saw
the second one first. The second Austin Powers is the
first Austin Powers, or is the first movie I ever

(06:12):
saw in a theater by myself interest. I was like nine.
I had a neighbor who worked at the movie theater
and she would just like, let me go to like
free movies, but she was like, I want to watch
I think it was the General's Daughter, that drama with
John Travolta. And she's like, I'm gonna see this. You
can go watch Austin Powers soon. And I'm like, but
I didn't see one. I guess I'll go into it.

(06:32):
And I loved it and I thought it was funny,
and I was like, I went home and I'm like,
we gotta rent that first one. I need to know
what happened. I was a little confused. The plot was
so complexy, and I needed to see the first one.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
The context would make it so much better. Also, what
a dangerous individual letting an underage person into a PG
thirteen movie.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
I know, isn't that terrible? Meanwhile, my parents and shit
were taking me to rate it R movie. So it
wasn't that bad. They're there, It's fine, but no. Then
I rewatched this, well, this one, loved it. Bought the tape.
I had the first two on tape. We me and
my little sister, we watched them constantly. They're very funny,
or at least the early ones are very funny. They

(07:11):
make fun of the spy genre, mostly James Bond obviously,
but there's a little bit of Blajames Bond movies. Yeah,
there's a little bit of Mission Impossible in there. There's
also a little bit of a I think the movies
in like Flint. I think he references in like Flint
in the second movie that was like a classic spy thing.
Uh so, Yeah, it's make a fun of like the
sixties and how things changed in thirty years, which I

(07:33):
guess we're now experiencing with stuff covering the nineties.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, in two years, this movie will have come out
thirty years ago.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Holy shit, they got to remake Awesome Powers. But it's
a guy from the nineties who gets thought out.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Now I'm don't give him ideas.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
So our movie opens up somewhere outside of Las Vegas
in nineteen sixty seven, and we get introduced to the
elusive Doctor Eve, also played by Mike Myers in a
dual role Mike Myers. Uh. And he is clearly Blowfeld
from James Bond, specifically the Donald pleasants Blowfeld from James Bond.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
From Doctor of course.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yes, yes, I love how like on the nose they
are about all. They're like, he's evil and he's a
he's just doctor Evil. Like the names are stupid, let's
just go with it.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
And then George Lucas must have watched this and came
up with all the names for the bad guys in
the prequels, not realizing this name is a joke. He's like,
oh what if Darth Maul and Darth City is someone went, No, George,
that's that was a comedy. Don't name those characters that what?
Of course I got mister Bigglesworth the.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Best in all of television and film.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
In film, film and television.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
I like that he has a little button to kill
all his henchmen.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
We have, you know, the backstory of some of these
people that we just don't know, like who's General Lisimo?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, I went, I'm sorry, sorry, Don Luigi. This is
how you know he's evil. He's killing Italians. I don't
care for that. I don't care for Italian killing. But yeah,
we have Frau Farbisna, right is that her name? Played

(09:22):
by God? Damn it? Uh? Hold on, hold on, Mindy Sterling,
who's hilarious in this. Uh. And the second henchman is
a young Will Farrell as Mustapha. I always forget he's
in this, and I'm like, oh shit, this wasn't early

(09:42):
this before they started giving him his own movies.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, he's he's in it for the beginning and that's it.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
They bring him back, though they make sure to bring
him back, they do. Uh. But yeah, he's he kills
all the people for not killing Austin Powers. Austin Powers
is the spy who kep stopping his operation, much like
James Bond did to Specter in all the old movies.
But yeah, he's got a plan to finally take him out.
And then we get London, England. Now I don't think

(10:16):
it is, but there's one thing I like about London, England.
It's where our it's where our good friend Manny Muskets
is from. Manny Muskets born and raised, and whenever I
think of London, England. I just think of Manny Muskets.
Now that's bonjour. What that's France. We need to give

(10:39):
you a globe. God, that's fine. And this is when
we meet Austin Powers. Hold on, yeah, play clip all
behind the scenes, I was doing hand motion and the

(11:00):
same time as the clip. Great, we were talking before
the show started. I'm like that music. It's just gonna
be humming in my head over and over and over
all week. This intro is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, it perfectly encapsulates Austin as a character.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yes, But the funny thing is ian he's a secret
agent and a spy and everyone knows who he is.
He's dancing in the street with everyone. Everyone loves him.
I guess his cover that is that he's a photographer.
But yeah, all over.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
And everybody knows him as the international man of Mystery y.
It's like a couple of magazines.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
And I don't know if that's a joke, because James
Bond almost never uses an alias. He just goes around
saying James Bond. Actually, James Bond once in a while
will use an alias, and it throws me off every
time he goes by John Stjen smythe and I'm just
so used to the movies, so him saying James Bond
and then sometimes' like I'm John Sinjonsmife. It's like, why

(12:14):
are you using an alias? Now? You just go by
James Bond all the time. But this is kind of
funny because me and Angela have been covering the Mission
Impossible movies all year long, and not many people watch
those episodes, so I can repeat this fact. In the
original show, the team leader would always get like he
would get like dossier's on people and pick his team,

(12:36):
and he always picked Willie the strong man and Cinnamon
the famous international model, and then they would go undercover
in these countries like wait, she's on magazines. Why did
you pick her for the undercover mission?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
That's her cover? She's too famous to do something.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
And Willie was like an Olympic, Guinness World Record strong man,
so I had the Joe keep making. It's like if
you were a secret agent right now and you got
Sydney Sweeney in the Mountain from Game of Thrones to
be on your team, everyone be like, you're not who
you say you are. I've seen you, I know who
you are. H So This is what I feel like

(13:15):
it's making fun of, Like, how like the spies in
these movies and stuff are not very good spies.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, they're all in the dance numbers great the guys,
Oh yeah, the dance and awesome powers looks like Lynn
Manuel Miranda.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Uh. It's such a fun intro. Just everyone loves him.
He's leading the marching band. It's hilarious. And then he
gets in the car with Missus Kensington. Missus Kensington, uh,
played by I have heard Na Mimi Rogers, who was
in Ginger Snaps, which I did with Johanna and Crystal,

(13:49):
And I'd better not catch any of you guys watching
that episode this month. I better not not this month.
It's this month. Why do you have a hat that
says the boy? Is that from like the show or something?

Speaker 2 (14:01):
I got it from my bachelor party. Oh, it's a
it's the color of the Philadelphia Eagles go birds.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Oh, I don't know. I wasn't there. I wasn't invited. Correct.
So Missus Kensington she's also partner. I'm fine, everything's fine.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
And he's let's talk about the married woman now, yes,
let's talk about her.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Uh. Yeah, he's definitely got a thing for missus Kensington. Uh,
he's flirting with her, but mister Kensington won an allow it.
And this is where we hear probably his most famous catchphrase. Uh,
actually it's not there. I forgot. I have a marker
for what I'm supposed to play it. First, they get exposition.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
From basil exposition.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
And what I love in this is that this is
in the past. So they just put a long hair
wig on him like he's anything.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Else, like any prosthetic makeup.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Just at when we see Will Ferrell. Uh, later on,
they just put some white in his hair.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
He's on his eyebrows.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Reminds me, what was it last week? We did all
the naked guns? And in the third one they flashed
back to the seventies and they they're just elderly men
but they have long wings and they're like, yeah, we're young.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Now, great actor.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
OJ oh yes, oh yeah yeah. I was a little
confused why they didn't honor him in the new one.
I why would they not honor him, the innocent man
O J. Simpson. But look, Yan, I would love to
talk about O. J. Simpson all day long. But we
got to hear Austin Power's most famous quote yeah, yeah, baby,

(15:48):
there it is iconic, iconic. Uh, to the point it
got kind of annoying, Like after after gold Member it
started getting kind of annoying.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, the stick was getting a little at that point.
I still love Goldmember, but uh.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Did you ever see you ever see the Whitest Kids?
You know skit with the genie?

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Oh my god, I haven't seen that forever.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
You know, there's the one where he's cycling through genies.
He's trying to get different genies come out of the
lamp and the one goes yeah baby, and he just goes, oh,
that's so data, and the genie's like, wait, does someone
take my idea Austin powers? Did they lamp?

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
My god? So they get Oh I forgot to write
the name of the club down. It was like the
do you remember the name of the cab.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
It's like the Swinging Pychdelic Pussycats.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Club or something like Electric Psychedelic pussy.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Cat like Electric Psychedelic Swingers pussy Cat Club.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yes, for some reason, it has a big voice Blake
ploy statue on top of it. Seeah, they show up.
I didn't realize to me more produce this mat like pop.
I was like God to me, totally not expecting that
at all. But yeah, uh again, we're easing into the movie.

(17:04):
It's fast.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
It's exactly how the nineteen sixties were, like, there's nothing
else important, Yes.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
This is it. Everyone was always dressing up in colors,
taking schedelics and having sex with the of course, of
course Andy Warhol's there. Uh, and this is one of
those things like I definitely didn't get as a kid.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Oh yeah, I just I didn't know why this guy
had a can of soup.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah, I didn't know why he had a can, why
he had a can of soup, and why he was
painting a lady. And now that I old her, I'm like, oh,
that's Andy Warhol. Second Andy Warhol thing I talked about
this year because I covered Men in Black three earlier
this year.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yes, played by Bill Hayter, Bill Hater.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah. So yeah, he's uh, he's painting her. So they
know that there's a trap. They they know that there
is a trap here, and they know someone's out to
kill them.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
And that's my favorite part is Basil tells them there's
a trap for you at the club.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
He said, okay, we'll be there just oh and Austin
punches this lady. But Ian, it's not a lady. It's
a man in that. Why do I have a picture.
I'm sorry, I a picture of Joey c got into
my slide show when I was talking about a man
in a dress. I'm sorry. Where, Oh that's what I
was supposed to It's a man man.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
I love that part so much.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
I love because it's just a different actor. It's like
he has stumble in everything.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, he's got like facial hair. He's like way bigger
than whoever the actress was before.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
It's fucking hilarious. He gets killed. They start chasing Doctor Evil,
who gets at his little pod and cryo freezes himself.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Big, big, big trend in the nineties, the cryogenic freezing.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yes, well this is also parodying a little bit of
uh demolition Man, demolition many straight up to the demolition manping.
I love that he gets away and mister Bicklesworth is
just on the window.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Forgot about that part. He's just like the eye.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
So the narration tells you that Doctor Evil left and
he vow to return when greed ruled the worlds and
free love was over, which I guess was the nineties,
I would say so yeah, so yeah. Thirty years later,
nineteen ninety seven, Clint Howard our boy, Clint Howard my

(19:35):
favorite of the Howard brothers. Earlier this year we on Patreon,
we did ice Cream Man and do you know? Clint
Howard commented on the video, I did, oh wow when
I filmed myself dancing at the Buffalo bill House and
the Buffalo bill House owner shared it. Clint Howard commented
that he should dance with me as his character nipples

(19:56):
from Little Nikki and now i' there's nothing I want
more in this world than being Glenn Hour. It'll probably
fix you. I love this product placement. But it's like
Big Boy, He's back. He's like some way big Boy
never left.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
He's I've never left. I've never had Big Boy ever.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
I never had it either. Where are they popular at
hold On? I thought they were like the West Coast.
I think they are because I know Rest in Peace.
David Lynch was a huge fan. Yeah, they're mostly Midwest.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
It's a Big Boy doing at the club hold On.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
I'm looking to see if they are in other places
locations United all right, thirty one restaurants United States. There's
one in Japan. Oh, Ohio. Actually, there's a bunch in Japan.
Holy shit, there's two hundred and seventy four big plays

(20:56):
in Japan.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
I mean they still have Tower records over there, so
that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
That makes sense. Yeah, in the nineties you've been in Japan.
You never bumped into a big boy in Japan.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
No, I was the big boy.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
So yeah, they call up the one guy from Silence
of the Lamps and they're like, he's back. So he
starts calling everyone. I love that he's giving everyone orders.
He's like, my overnight bag, that's much too much.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Then he scoops it out a little too.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, I'm going to London, Engle And why.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Does he say it like that?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
I don't know. I never noticed it before until time, Like,
why do he goes a London angle in.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Every every time I watched that movie? And uh, Johan
can confirm, Okay, I always say London, England.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
It's just like it is. So, isn't Johan a recent
exchange student? How many times have you watched them with
them recently?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Oh, yesterday for in preparation for this last stream?

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Well, you said every time, implying that you watch it
multiple times.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, we watched it twice in a row.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Okay, why is it an adult man having an exchange?
Did you think about it too hard? So okay, okay,
sorry sorry. Uh. They go to the cryogenic storage facility
where all the celebrities are.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Celebrity the first one we see resting power.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, Gary colebt is he resting in power? He could
be frozen. You don't know that's true. I guess they
didn't like Vanilla Ice too much, so they must have
thought him out after.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
This. This is a product of the times.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, no, that was the time to make fun of
Vanilla Ice. He had fallen off at that point. And Gary,
I love that all the people who fell off are
the ones that are frozen. And then we get it
just cracks me up how they frozen with the glasses.

(22:58):
We get Austin powers. And then they basically just do
the demolition Man bit where they fall him out warm
liquid goofy. So he comes out all naked and this
is great how they like feed physical his chest hair
going up at the same time as the specular hair

(23:22):
and the best bit. So there are a few jokes
where like they go on so long that they circle
back to being funny again and this is one of them.
Oh yeah, absolutely, this movie is perfect at that. Usually
that's annoying if you dragged the joke out too much,
But this one how to do it. Yeah, this one
knows how to do it. Like they keep thinking he's done,

(23:43):
and he's like wiggling his leg, which, by the way,
I was gonna say as a man, we've all been
there before. We had to be real there, and it
just keeps going. You're like, I think I'm done. I
think I'm done. Uh did you recognize the Russian?

Speaker 2 (24:00):
I watched this had an adult beverage, and I just
I thought it was Sasha Arrauen. So that's what I
stuck with the whole time.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
No, the Russian is mister Dicktovich from the Spider Man movies.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yes, he has the best daughter, he does. She would
have been the true heroine of the story.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
She really would have. Peter's an idiot, Yeah, so he's
the right. He was also earlier this year we did
Air Force One with Harrison Ford. He was one of
the terrorists on there. Again, it's been a minute since
I've watched this, I'm like, oh shit, it's mister Dictovich.
There he is, so I love when they thaw him out,
and he's like the Russians, He's like, oh, the Cold
War's all over, and he just assumes the communist Yeah,

(24:44):
I love communism. He's like that, thankfully those capitalist pigs
will pay. Am I right? It's wait. You were a
secret agent, you were trying to stop this, and you
just assumed we were gonna lose the whole time. And
then he's then he tries to play it off. He's like,
yay woo capitalist. Uh so then he needs Vanessa Kensing.

(25:11):
Elizabeth Hurley is probably one of the most beautiful women
I've ever seen. And I don't know if you've seen
what is going on. I use Johann back, what are
we doing here? This is a woman. Get out of here, Johan, Johan,
We're allowed to talk about women. We're allowed to talk

(25:32):
about women.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
We're allowed to talk about women when we objective size.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yohan? Get out? Where's why did you get more beer?
Where is Joe Hannah? Now their name is change? This
makes those sense? Yeah? Can you get Joe Hannah to
put a leash on Johann Antonio which is apparently their name.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Now I can try.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Uh, Yes, Elizabeth Hurley. God damn it, that woman is
still beautiful. I don't know if you've seen a recent day,
huh to this day? Oh my god. I was just like,
how is she just get her in Selma hayek? They're
just getting better looking him, Like, I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
They won the genetics lottery.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
They really did, they really did? Uh? Yeah. So she's
Vanessa Kensington, the daughter of the what do you call it,
the old the Missus Kensington. So I have a Captain
America's situation there where he hooks up with like the
niece of his lover. I love that he has no
inner monologue, so he's just saying what he thinks. He's like, wow,

(26:43):
she was shagged like a maze, and then they have
to pretend gets okay.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
This this is one of the bits.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
This is one of the bits that goes on, and
I kind of love it. So he's getting all of
his material from when he was frozen, and it's like
danger powers, Danger is my mittle name. I love that
he's given him what is it, the Burt Bacharac album,
the Italian shoes, the crushed velvet suit, and then he

(27:18):
gives him the Swedish penis and larger pump, and it's
definitely not his. It's not his, it's not his. One
receipts for the Swedish penis and larger pump. And then
he goes one warranty for the Swedish penis and I
love it, goes this sort of thing's not my bag baby,

(27:40):
and then the funniest, most obvious thing one book Swedish
made penis and larger pumps, and me is my bag baby.
It's a picture.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Like it's the master the best of three, the rule
of three for that one.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
There are some like subtle jokes that work, but this
one is just where it's the opposite. It's just so
blatant over.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
And it's they play it so well. Mike Myers has
such good timing on his comedy.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
I love his reaction when he's caught. He just goes, ah,
he's so he keeps calling uh, agent Kensington. What does
he keep calling her? Like missus miss kempat, Oh yeah, baby,
he's calling her baby. She wants to be Agent Kensington.
And they settle on Vanessa and she lets him know, hey,
we got your jumbo jet. He's like, all right, let's go,

(28:42):
and then he reminds him about the pump and he
hands him. He's like, quickly, put it in, put it in,
put it in. Back in uh Nevada. We got Doctor
Evil again at the Virtue Kan Underground Layer. There you go,
There you go, La. He looks totally different, and I

(29:03):
don't know what you're talking about. They did such a
good job. By the way, guys, seven out of ten
for the goal. You have thirty minutes. We need a
few more super chats. Get them in, guys, so we
can hit that goal and I can record myself dancing
to the Austin Powers. Please. It would be so good.
We're almost there. We're all most there, guys. Uh so, yeah,

(29:25):
he shows up back on Earth. He's talking to Mustafa.
He's very upset with Mustafa. Something happened to mister Bigglesworth.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
He couldn't account for feline complications.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
And the batteries are dead. But I have mister Bigglesworth here, uh,
there we go. I have a mister. I think it
was from the second movie. It had a thing where
it'd be like me al and I think at one
point you click it it'd be like we don't know
on our kitty.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
That's the that is definitely from the second one.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah. I also I don't I didn't bring it out
for this because he's not in this movie. But I
also have a mini me doll from that movie. That's awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
So it's a life size right.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Almost almost it's almost a scale as someone who met
Vern Troyer in real life. It's almost to scale. So, yeah,
he's really pissed that mister Bigglesworth lost all of its hair.
And much like the girl who turned out to be
a man, it's just a different breed of cat.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
It's like not it's just like a hairless Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
So he kills Mustafa and we finally get the reveal
of uh myers, Yeah, that's the same guy. So I
love this. He keeps trying to talk about his plan
and it just keeps to Mustafa being like a very
badly bird burn.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
I need to go to a hospital.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
If somewhat good, and he just keeps coming. He keeps
going back to like telling his plan, and he keeps
hearing it and he's and somebody picks up the phone.
He's like, yeah, no he didn't die, and uh he
comes in they shoot him and you're like, okay, that's it.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
And then he waits a little bit.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Well they well, first he waits because after they shoot him, he.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Goes, oh my arm, you shut me.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Arm, I really shoot him the second time, they like,
it's like a solid like ten seconds. They wait until
the door shuts right right. Uh so, yeah, they they
finally get rid of Mustafa. Don't worry, he'll come back
and do the same bit a movie later. Uh and
he talks to his henchman some new like random Task.

(31:45):
Random nearly a parody of odd Job. They weren't really trying. Well,
you had something to say about random I remember there
was something about this guy, but I couldn't remember what.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
So Random Task, the actor that played Random Task, Yeah,
is currently in prison. He got arrested for like beating
his neighbor. Oh shit, and then his DNA was linked
to a torture case in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
What the fuck? What?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
So he got arrested and went to prison, and then
he unalived his cell mate and he got sentenced to
twenty seven more years in prison. It's the real thing
that happened to the guy that played this guy.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Okay, that's gonna color my viewing of the movie.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
So he is a murderer.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Hooray. He didn't use his shoe, though I was about
to ask did he do it with the shoe.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Because that's kind of showing for it.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
That would have kind of made it darkly funny if
he at least used the shoe.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
He's really committed to the bit, unlike.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Some people who keep changing the name of their fictional character.
So the other guy is it Patty O'Brien or something. Yeah, yeah,
he's like, they're always Lucky Charms and they're all laughing.
And I love Frow when she's just like it's a
television commercial because yeah, his thing is when he kills you.

(33:20):
Because the James Bond villains always had weird henchman's who
always had a weird thing. Yeah, they always had like
a quirk yes and odd job through the hat, random
test throws the shoe. This guy leaves Lucky Charms with
his victims.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
And then we get his number two man number two.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Oh, I love number two. Such a good character.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Played by the late Robert Wagner. He's great in this.
I love that he made virtue con like legitimate.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Makes nine billion dollars a year.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yeah, they have to bring that up. Oh shit, do
I have a hold on, Hold on, hold on? What
is my clip? My clip is not there yet, never
mind prematurely, he's telling him everything that Virtue cons does.
He's like, we have cable companies this, and I love
the and we have a factory that makes little miniature
model factory. So yeah, he's learning all this stuff that

(34:18):
happened while it's away. And then Frau lets Doctor Evil know, like, hey,
remember when he gave us your DNA, because I remember
late nineties was all about cloning. Cloning was like a
big thing. That's what Jurassic Park whatnot came from the
fears around that. But then at this point, I think
Dolly the Sheep was finally.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Dolly the Sheep at this point was yeah, happened.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
So everyone was trying to work cloning into things. So
they were like, hey, remember when he gave us your sample.
Well we got I love that. They were like, we
were supposed to grow him if you didn't return, but
we got a little impatient. A few years, we got
a little impatient, so we just grew him anyway. And
we meet Scott played by Seth Green, who doesn't know

(35:00):
how to feel about his dad. Uh because you know
he's never been around and uh, doctor evil try Oh
hold on, he does the mackarna God damn, I missed
the clip. Sorry, Before Scott comes out, there is one
moment in that I forgot about and I legit laugh
for a minute, solid Uh it's this moment rolls away.

(35:32):
I forgot about that moment. It fucking killed me. Uh
but yeah, so that he uh is, wait does he
meet Scott here? I'm looking at my clips out of order.
It's the next one. I skipped ahead on the clip
and that's what threw me out, threw me off. Welcome
back to Scott. Remember all those things we said about Scott. Sorry,
these slide shows are a little more difficult than when

(35:53):
I have Uh but yeah, so he says he wants
to hold Oh he comes up with plans. Yes, he's going. First,
he's gonna blackmail the royal family, forcing Prince Charles to
get a divorce, and like that already happened.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
To happen in real life.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Like that, he goes, you gotta throw me a freaking
bon here. Let me know about this. The second he
wants to get a laser and use this laser to
blow a hole in the ozone layer and they're like,
O zone layer again. Number two is like, yeah, we
already happened to So then he's like, all right, well

(36:30):
then we'll just hold on nuclear warhead hostage. I'll just
take a nuke. We'll just take a nuke, and we're
gonna hold the world ransom for one million dollars. Oh yeah.
The Robber Riders is like, our number two is just like,
that's not a lot of money. We make nine billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Let's ask for one hundred billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
I love that he looks at him to make sure
it's a good number. It's like one hundred million dollars. Uh.
So that's their plan. Let me get again in he's
a secret agent who travels the world. How would they
ever find.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
It's clearly has stealth Technology's.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Jumbo jet with the male symbol AP Wait a minute,
those are my initials are you and I'm the I'm
the creator of boys, Bud. This should be my jet,
I think. So I should have set the goal higher
so I could buy a jumbo jet with my initials
on it. Holy shit. Uh, somebody in the chat, remind

(37:41):
me to put that logo on a T shirt. But yeah,
so he's in there and he wants to shag right
away because you know, he's from a different time.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
He's got to make sure his telewaka still works.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Like twigs and berries like this and this. It's just like,
can you shut up? So he's trying hard to flirt
with her. She's not into it. She's letting him know
that she's not into it. He tries to show her
his but uh, yeah, I love the turbots. Oh no,
I fell over. Oh no, oh no, I fell down.

(38:18):
But she tells him that no, she's not interested in him.
She wouldn't be with him if he was the last
man on Earth. Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Then we meet Scott Scott. Now we meet Scott.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
The pilot of the Normandy and mass Effect.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Sure, okay, do you know my mass Effect story? You've
ever told me my Massfect story? I think?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
So.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I borrowed Mass Effect from my friend Keith. And this
is back before I streamed games. So I just never
paid attention to the stories of anything. I would play
all games on mute, listen to podcasts. Oh my god.
So I was just like I didn't realize it was
like a story driven with like dialogue trees like went
around shooting aliens. So I didn't pay attention. That's how

(39:03):
I didn't know Seth Green was in it. And then
at some point you go to a space station that
looked like a shopping mall and citadel. Yeah, but when
you don't pay attention to what's going on in the game,
you don't know what you're supposed to do there. So
I think I rode a monorail a couple.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Times and you have to go meet with the council.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Oh, I didn't know that. So after like, after like
an hour of me being like, what the fuck am
I doing here, I'm like, I just turned it off
and gave it back to my friend Keith. So that's all.
I played a mass effect. Wow, I love mass effect.
Look these days, I effect tattoo.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
And I made your hand obsessed with the space alien
because oh.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Look, yeah I have seen. That's probably the most I
know about mass Effect is her simping for that thing.
These days, I would play it and give it a
fair shot with streaming, because I had to pay attention.
Back then, it was all lucy you know, the uh
lucy gussy you know the Star Wars game or so Unleashed.
That was another one I played on mute the whole time.

(40:03):
I don't really know what was going on. I feel
like you could. That one was a little easier, and
I'm like, Okay, he's like a guy and Darth Vader
wants and I don't care. I just want to keep
throwing my lightsaber and throw stormtroopers off. Cis God. That
came with so much fun. Uh So, yes, Doctor Evil
tries to connect with Scott and he picks a very

(40:24):
timely reference. You know, yeah, the hug gets favorite time.
You know, it's funny. They're the same thing I feel
about Naked Gun, which you talked about last week. Some
of these like comedies, there are some jokes that you

(40:45):
had to be there for because there were a couple
of moments in Naked Gun where like, I'm like, I
don't get what they're referencing, and I'm thinking, now, if
you were to pick like a kid now and show
them this, but they have any idea what that joke is,
it would just go right. Luckily, the movie is good
enough that you don't need to like that. That one
might not land, but the rest of it's so funny.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
But that will do the mak arena places.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
I know, I haven't seen anyone do the mak arena
in since nineteen ninety seven. Probably do you want to
do it right now? No, let's do it right now.
Fuck you, We're doing it right now. Ducka ducka ducka
ducka ducka ducka ducka ducka ducka duck and duck, duck
and ducka duck and ducka ducka ducka ducka ducka ducker duck. Huh,

(41:36):
all right, it's been so long since you were an episode.
Did you miss it? Did you miss it?

Speaker 3 (41:40):
All?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Feeling real good?

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Baby, I I feel a little bit different this episode
compared to the last episode we did where I had
a sugar rush from that candy. Uh anyway, normal can
normal candy, normal candy. Guys, go back and watch Troll
two and look at me with that normal candy just
getting real giggly. And also, by the way, nine out

(42:06):
of ten for the goal, we need more deal or
higher super chat to reach the goal. We got seventeen minutes.
Let's do it, guy super chats right now, we gotta
hit that goal. Uh so, yeah, we hit the goal.
We did goal all right after this, I will record

(42:26):
myself of the Austin Powers just dancing through the Austin
Powers theme. We're gonna do that for you, guys. Thank
you so much. We hit the goal. Uh, someone screenshot that,
send it to aaronym Holt and show him how it's done. Okay.
They get to Las Vegas and they have to be
undercover as a couple and he's just like, where are

(42:49):
we going to sleep? And she's like, You're gonna sleep
on the goddamn couch. I like that all her clothes
and shit are labeled.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
You have to know that she's like nerdy.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Yes, she's very uptight, the uptight. Yes, she's a frigid
ice queen from the nineties. Uh because yeah, because he's
used to just a bunch of hoe bags I in
back simpler times as I call them. Uh, but yes,
those are unloading. And he forgot that he had the
sweetest venus and larger phone. I do like, yeah, I

(43:22):
do like that he has the little gun and she
has like the desert eagle guy. Uh. Then we can
see the soup Nazi Nazi at the blackjack table. I'm like,
oh shit, so there's a couple of Seinfeld people in here,
like oh shit, soup Nazi. Uh I forgot to include
my picture. I got my picture with him at the
last Monster Mania him, him and the Maestro who then

(43:42):
called into my show, which Johanna knows the Maestro as
the Master from Buffy, but I know him as the
Maestro from Seinfeld. Uh se. Yeah, they're playing a blackjack
and this is where we meet a lot of China,
the Italian bird. I love.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
I love that they're just like so on the nose
of that with the parody.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Of the names again because the famous one from Bond
is pussy Galore. So it's a lot of vagina, and
I love that he has to call it was It
sounds like your name means a lot of anyway, it
just goes on. I love his h cover. I'm Richie
Cunningham and this is my wife. My wife freaking number

(44:22):
two is cheating, by the way, despicable. That's how you
know he's a bad guy. Nine billion dollars and you
have to cheat. Come on, dude, So I like that. Uh.
He like likes to live dangerously, so he hits even
though it's just like, wow, I don't know your number
is pretty high. You shouldn't. Yeah, but I don't know
if I like to live dangerously. I love Austin clearly

(44:47):
doesn't know how what we're calling Blackjack's plane. So what
does he have? He has like four and he's like,
I'll stay. He's like, no, I suggest you hit sir.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
I too like to live life dangerously.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
I also love what he fucks up his introduction. Allow
myself to introduce myself. Yeah, I love her face. When
he calls her Oprah, She's like, there's a lot of
vagina who's not Selma Hayak. I thought she was for
many many years. That is u Fabiana, u Oodienno, Italian

(45:28):
and Argentine. I know her well. Apparently she was in
Arnold's Netflix show Fubar. Dude. I got two episodes into
that show and I went, hell, no, have you ever
given know what that is? Somehow a second season came
out recently after like two years. It is one of
the worst things I've ever seen Fubar. It's awful. I

(45:51):
don't know why Arnold's involved with it. It's very, very bad.
But she is also in RoboCop two for the commercial
about the He's the sun screen where it makes Oh, okay,
he's the blue model from RoboCup two, so yeah, great actress. Uh.
He goes to the bathroom. He asked the guy, the

(46:12):
attendant in the bathroom, if he's seen anything at all. Joke.
It's pretty funny joke.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
And then Tom himself, Oh my god, I love this
when he opens the door and you just hear oh.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
But he's making fun of Austin's outfit, as if he
doesn't really look ridiculous, and he's like, uh.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
What are you no, Actually, I'm english.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
I'm sorry. I should I should apologize. I should say
that to Nanny. Next time I see him, I'll be like,
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. So yeah. Pati O'Brien
tries to strangle Austin powers and I love the whole
time because he asked who number two works for, and
Tom Martle just thinks he's taking a huge tub.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
He's like, you tell that turn who's boss.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
I love that he gets real supportive. He's like, we're
gonna get through this.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
I don't know if I have relationships that's supportive.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
H Yeah, And I love when he sees the body
of the toy, He's like, what.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Did you eat like, he like shut out the guy.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
So meanwhile, uh, doctor Evil is talking to the United
Nations and the leader of the United Nation is Babu
bought from Seinfeld.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
I told you so many Seinfeld people.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
So many Seinfeld people here. So yeah, he wants to
hold them hostage. I like he sucks up the number.
He says one million. At first, He's like, oh no,
I mean, I.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Mean that nothing.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
One hundred million dollars. Uh say, hey, he's gonna hold
him hostage with Project Vulcan. And then they do the
thing we all see him like movies where the bad
guy and the scene ends with the bad guy laughing,
and then it's like, well, in real life he would
have to stop laughing, and we get to see the
result of that where they just kind of fizzle out there.

(48:05):
I think, I think that's another one. They do again,
and the next one, and then we get this. I
find this also feels a little naked gun. They kind
of did this in the new one. I fucking love
this where he's just walking around the hotel naked and
they're conveniently just covering him up and placement.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
When she bites, he goes like and.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
The whole time she's talking to the mom and I
love that. She's just like, but what about his teeth.
She's like, in the sixties, you could be a sex
symbol and have ban teeth. She really is hung up
on the teeth thing. It's pretty funny that running gag.
So yeah, then she's like, hey, do you want to
talk to him. She's like, no, it's been too many years.
I can't talk to Austin.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
And she gets like she gets like a little like
short of breath, like she's, yeah, all flustered.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
She has feelings. So they're spying on mister Bigglesworth and
he'll never forget a pussy cat. I love his giant
lens on his camera.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
It's it's like he wants to beat her in something
because she has a bigger guns, so he's got to
have the bigger canon.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
And then they start getting all romantic and hanging out,
and they somehow get Burt Bacharach to play piano for them.
He did, he did. Yeah, so we get the romantic
montage where they're just walking around pointing a.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Thing, running around Vegas.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Yeah. I love this fake out where you think they're
getting it on. They're just playing twister. I used to
do this all the time with friends at like parties.
I'd be like, oh, hold on, let me do this.
He's behind the couch, he's paying, he's going down the stairs.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
This was This was one of my favorite bits when
I was a kid watching this movie.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
I have a perfectly good canoe. So she gets drunk
and she's starting to give in to old Austin powers.
But he's a gentleman ian. He won't hold up with
the right thing he does.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
This was James Bonnett be.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Over James Bond. Jameson wouldn't have be and waited for
her to get drunk. James Bond would have showed up
to the event shit faced. Uh yeah. So he's just like, no,
you're drunk, it's not right. And then he tells her
about his mom and you could tell like Austin was
like I lost out to your dad. But he was great,

(50:26):
but like part of me wishes.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
It was me.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Very sad stuff in our comedy.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
But then like he's like attracted to his former partner's
daughter and he's like technically thirty years older than her.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Yeah, but I mean mentally he was frozen for thirty years,
So I guess biologically, he's not that much older because
he was frozen.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
I guess I don't know this.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
This is the vampire problem. Okay, it's not weird because
she's a ten thousand year old vampire. Why don't you
know he's actually.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
A fifty thous year old demon spirit.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
We made that joke in the Plate episode with like
the when they go to the vampire clubs with young
girls like a dress the schoolgirls, and I'm like, and
none of this is weird because they're ten thousand year
old vampires. So yeah, he gets a call from Basil
to go to a lot of Fachina's house and find
out information on Project fulcan So he sneaks in there.
I like that one of the bad guy's plans. He's

(51:26):
a carrot again. That's another jokes.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Another like you had to be there for a joke.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Yeah, it's not gonna hit as hard as it did
back then, but yeah, I love that that just sprinkled
in their Carrot Top movie. But yeah, she shows up
and finds him there, and I like that he's trying
to play cool and he's just shaking.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Yeah, she's like she's getting changed into a Japanese style.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Like kimono. But then he also gets all sexy. He
shows off the chest hair and everything.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
I love how long it takes for him to take
a shirt off. He's likeuggling with it.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
But I like that she's also doing some investigation on him.
He has a business card Austin Powers International ban of ister. Like,
that's you're the worst fucking secret agent ever. He farts
in front of her.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
It happens, and then he just rips off such a good.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Line, which way he does too.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
He does it's like it it was not me, it
was my food.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Yeah, part of me for being rude. It was not me,
it was my food. It popped right up to say hello,
and now it's calm back down below that I had memorize.
I memorized that that line, but I like that. She goes,
how dare you break wind before me? And he goes,
I didn't know it was your turn. Well yeah, they

(52:49):
get it on his leg's twitching and everything. Yeah they ah.
Then we get the fembo and bots uh ian what
what what.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Are your cat is stuck? My cat is stuck on
my headphone.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Paul's for cat?

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Okay, sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Yeah, Johanna should have that cat on the leash.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
You better it's it's boys month, he's allowed.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Okay, you better make sure she's not falling around with Johan.
That's all I'm saying. I'd be very concerned if drah
non monogamous. Okay, I didn't know. There's so many developments
over there. You're E and M. You you have an
exchange student. What the hell's going on over there?

Speaker 2 (53:43):
A lot of things happen when you're I haven't.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Visited you guys on WIE. I should probably check on
you guys and see what's fine. So the fembots show
up and they are men cannot resist the fembots. The
security guards come in and they immed just fall in
love with them and then they just start.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Ship machine gun booze is so good.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Yo, credit to these actresses. I know it's boys want that.
We shouldn't be doing that. I would be flinching and
blinking every time one of these fucking things go off,
and her eyes are just wide open. I'm like, I
couldn't do that. I ruined every take. Every take will
be me going ha. So I love this. They have

(54:28):
the cue scene where he learns about gadgets, and this
is fucking great. Uh, whether She's like yes, uh, it's
a watch that's like a geo like location sort of thing.
And then she shows.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Them and then he's like, oh, this is gonna be
an explosive pace and this is the detonator.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
She's just like, no, it's just dentistry. A lot has
changed in thirty years.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
And then comes over and he's like ah and then
he smiles without his teeth.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Yeah he was hold but yeah, he introduces, he tells
him everything. He's like, oh, thank you for getting the
information from a lot of china, which Vanessa's a little
confused by. She's like, wait a minute, I didn't know
he got information from her. And then he goes, hey, Austin,
here's my mother, followed by back I love. They go
back to this bit. It's a mad baby. He's trying

(55:23):
to rip their it's my mother, and I'm like, I'm sorry.
It just looks like she was beaten with the ugliest.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
To be fair basle.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Next uping at the group therapy session led by Carrie Fisher.
Of all people, I missed that generation where carry Fisher
would just show up randomly in things like screen three.
She would just pop up randomly. She would also.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Rewa famous for her role and family Guy of course.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Yes, of course. I mean what other are is she
known for? So yeah, they're at the father son group therapy.
Everyone's having issues with them. So doctor Evil and Scott
are there.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Oh another family guy actor Seth Green.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Yes, yes, a lot of I'm calling out the Seinfeld.
You're calling out the family guy. I like this, but
I like that. I love that they don't get what
doctor Evil is and he's like Scott, Who's going to
take over the world when I die. She's like, I
feel like a lot of us must feel that way, right.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
I think he's trying to kill me.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
I don't mean that, he's like, the boy's quite astute.
I am trying to kill him. And then he tells
his whole life story about old dad.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
I was cracking off the whole time during this story.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
It's so good. My dad would make out landish claims,
like he invented the question mark. So he says a
bunch of ridiculous things, and he goes, I had a
typical childhood blah blah blah blah blah. They cut him
off around ritualistic ball shape, just saying it like it
doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
So Vanessa, who's starting to fall for Austin, she lets
her know. She's like, hey, look, I'm I've been jealous
in the past. I want to know did anything happen?
I like, do I have it? There? Hold on, doude
I have yes, I do. So. Yeah, she asked if
he did anything, and he goes, I shagged her rotting Yeah,

(57:33):
just very honest. Yeah, I shagged her Ryan, That's how
I Yeah, And I like that. She's like questioned, like,
we don't do that anymore. Thatn She's like, did you
use protection?

Speaker 2 (57:43):
And if only sailors use that?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Yeah? He's like condoms only sailors use and I like
that in the nineties, Like well they should, those filthy pastors. Uh. Yeah.
So she's really pissed at him, and she's like, you
gotta like get up to date with the times you're
gonna this is gonna be a very lonely place for you.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
And he's real sad, and then we listened to a
melodic sad version of the song that was playing on
their date. He goes out drinking tab A lot of
tab in this a lot of tab in these next
two scenes.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Yeah, so he goes out and he tries to do
the peace side and everyone makes fun of him. You know,
times have changed. He's talking about all the people who
died and how they died, and Mama Cass was ham Sandwich.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
I remember when I ran their YouTube channel.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Oh that's right, you did. I forgot about that. Uh.
He tries to play a CD on a record player.
It doesn't work out right. Uh. He learns I love
his reaction to the Moonland and he's like, oh, yeah,
there it is. Yeah. So he's watching a tape on
like everything that's happened, uh since he's been away. And

(58:54):
then the biggest shock of all of this, the biggest
revelation to him, is this, Yeah, I can't believe Liberanci
was gay and then women loved him. I didn't see
that one coming. No. It is funny when you go
back and find it out about like secretly gay actors
and you're like, wow, that guy was or gay like
musicians or whatever. You're like, no, like, I'm.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Actually, how did you not notice?

Speaker 1 (59:17):
How did you guys?

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Do?

Speaker 1 (59:18):
That reminds me. I feel like people were making that jokes.
When George Takai finally came out of the closet and
everyone's like, yeah, we've everyone figured that out, like thirty
years ago. Funny, speaking of gay this guy was the
gay wig maker from Seinfeld.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Amazing transition.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
But you know, we gave Austin a lot of shit
for being a bad spy.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
But I think there's this guy is this are freaking
And then they're like they're on this there's this spy trip.
And then she's like, do you think she's prettier than me?

Speaker 1 (59:53):
She's the village bicycle. Everyone's had a turn and that
made it fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
She's just a whore.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
I love that. Uh. He keeps calling her the Italian bird,
the Italian bird. Oh and by the yeah, the the
freaking which we call it. The Evil Lab does tours
of their operations apparently.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
And this is a restricted area right next to the
gift shop.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
So they sneak in, they get different outfits, and then
at some point they get on a steamroller and then
we get oh ship, what's his face? From Man TV? Fuck?
Do they have his name? It's Michael McDonald, Michael McDonald
from Man TV. Also he's in Carnisour two n three. Uh.
He's just a random Edgeman. H I love this bit

(01:00:44):
where they're coming at him with the steamroller and he
has so much time, you know, move, move, now they
crush him. I forgot to get a clip of it.
Are you Are you aware of the deleted scene?

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
All deleted scenes on the Blu ray copy? I have,
but I didn't watch any.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Okay, it's one of my favorite deleted scenes. I wish
it was in the movie. Are you okay?

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
There's a ghost behind me?

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
I'm getting messed with behind me?

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Oh okay? Uh. One of the best deleted scenes because
you know, in all these James Bond stuff, he's always
killing anonymous henchman you know anything about him. There's a
scene where that henchman who gets steamrolled. His family gets
a call. They had like a picture of him, and
they're like, oh no, and like apparently he's the stepdad,

(01:01:37):
like the dad who stepped up, and the kids are
like all sad, like he was crushed by a steamroll. No,
because you never think about that. He's like, oh you
Doude kills a lot of people. How many of them
were like just doing it because they had no other
choice A family. I wish it was in the movie.
I thought that would have been a good scene to

(01:01:59):
have in them. I encourage everyone to look up that
at least that deleted scene of them calling the Henchman's family.
Random Task catches them running around and kidnaps them.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
A good bonk sound effect there, Yeah, bunk.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Then they bump into Doctor Evil, who's telling them, as
planned the vulcan missile, it's going to drill into the
Earth's core and explode a bunch of volcanoes. Spoiler, I
don't think that would happen. I don't think that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Well, the deepest hole ever created in the planet was
done by the Soviets that didn't even fully break through
the Earth's crust.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Yes, so this one doesn't seem like it's gonna work out.
I mean, and I know that it wouldn't launch all
the volcanoes. Instead, it would just get the core to rotate.
And I learned that from the hit film The Core,
where they drill into the center of the Earth and
use a nuke to start the core Again. You ever
see that movie? No, it's not very good. Actually, you

(01:03:04):
know what, I actually that movie's probably perfect for my channel.
I should watch that again. Yeah, there's this plan all
the Magnuma Liquid Magma. I love this well. First, so
first Scott shows up talking about like his day and everything,
how they got into a fight with some French guys

(01:03:25):
and I love that. He goes to kill Scott and
Frau stops it in the fly swatter. But this is
great because he has a whole elaborate depth trap for
Austin powers and Scott just yeah, Scott has hill, he
just has the Obviously, He's like, why don't we shoot him.
We'll do it together. I'll be like a father's son.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
I have a gun in my room.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
The whole time, he's like, no, we're gonna do this plan.
So he wants to lower him into a pit with
sharks with laser beams attached to their head, and of
course number two lets him know that they're on the
endangered species list. So the best they could do was mutated,
ill tempered Seabad and again he closes the door. He's like,

(01:04:13):
you're not even gonna watch to make sure. He's like, no,
I'm gonna assume it all. I'm just gonna assume everything happens.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
We're good.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
They're just so they're just so obviously saying fuck you
to James Bond. It's hilarious. Say he's all upset, and
then we get the sh No, zip it's the second one.
Oh is the second one. Zip it is the second one.
This is this is just I got a whole bag
of ship with your name on it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
My parents would do that to me all the time,
and I thought it was the funniest thing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Uh. Yeah, I think there's the sea bash jumping in
the air. Uh. He does at judo. Oh yeah, I
love that. She pulls out the like dentistry stuff. He's like,
I know I have bad teeth and she's like, no,
he used the floss to swig over.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
And this guard with a gun.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Yeah. I love whatever he does a judo thing. He
has to say Judo. He's like juke jump, Judeo, kick, Judeo,
flip because and of course James Bond likes to make
one liners after a kill. Uh. And this one just

(01:05:26):
goes too far where he's saying too many one liners
and they're getting less funny as he's she's getting more
like the last one. She's like, all right, let's let's go,
let's go. Uh. He gets to the they split up.
He tells her to go and get help because he's
stuck here and he can't make the free point turn

(01:05:49):
to get out of there. Oh and he tells her
that he's down to be a one woman man monogamy. Yes,
which a according to you, you've since disavowed. I don't
agree with your lifestyle. ND we're good. So yeah, he

(01:06:09):
continues to try and back up, and I love thy
cut back. He's somehow gotten completely where he can't move
it all, but he makes it into Yeah, he makes
it into the room with the fembots. Can he resist
their charm? They gass him with their boobs.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
I could have just machine gunned him.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
They could have just machine on him. I love this
and talk to me, gets up like nothing happened, Like,
hold on, why is my phone blowing up? Is that
just that's nothing? Sorry, we're on. We're on Veto watch
for it. Could someone go to Twitter and let me

(01:06:52):
know Veto's alive? Please? He hasn't tweeted in three days,
which is if you know Veno, that's that's that's a
bad sign.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
I'm wary because I'm the last person he got into
a Twitter fight with. So because someone check out Twitter?
Uh So anyway, Vanessa shows back up looking hot, and
she gets hotter and hotter throughout this movie. It's a perfection.
It's not fair. How freakin' why? And there's a woman

(01:07:25):
calling me right now that I'm not gonna answer the phone.
I'm not gonna answer the phone because that's not what
month this is.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
I'll I'm gonna prepare myself for what's gonna happen later.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
I hope your unruly exchange student roommate doesn't do anything,
so he has to out sex the fembot. No, he
hasn't out sex the fembots, and he does his erotic dance.
For the record, this is not the dance I'm gonna
be to it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Oh no, I think this is the dance.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
You need to do a goal.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Increase the goal and do that. Do it that way?

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Okay, hold on, hold on, No, I don't want to strip.
I don't want to strip. All right, you already have
the site. I do. I do. I've been updating recently.
The of has been updated. Oh, I forgot to upload
a picture. I took a really good picture that way. Anyway,
enough about my only fans okay, ian that they can
find an OnlyFans dot com slash ACA movies. So yeah,

(01:08:23):
he's doing his erotic dance. They used to sell an
action figure of this and he blowed. The robots can't
handle it Ian it's.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Too sexy to compute.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
It's too sexy. They just shut down and explode. They're
too attract.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
He's too much of a sex symbol.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
I love that she comes and he's trying to explain
himself as if he was having an affair. It's like, no,
she's gonna note that there's a robots with her heads
blown up, so yeah, she believes him. Then we get
the shootout set to Secret Agent Man, Secret Age Man.
It's awesome. Uh, they're shooting everybody, Doctor Evil, Stormtrooper Aim

(01:09:12):
so he's ship being away and gets out of there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Uh, they're This part is so good.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
They're able to stop the button.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
The best part is the guy counting down. Oh yeah,
he's like it's uh detonation in and he's like all
blown up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Yeah, it's not a robot boy, it's just him doing it.
He's so dedicated to the job.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
He just keeps letting him sit in there and he's
like right in front of off the power.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
So he starts looking Doctor Evil's looking for mister Bigglesworth
and Austin is looking for doctor Evil Chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Deliver.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Don't mention me mix because that's the food that space
Cat was getting that made her diabetic.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
Well, well this is boys months, so we're not going
to talk about her.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Someone message me today asking how old she was, and
I forgot to respond. I wanted to say way past
the expiration day. So he tells Austin that they're not
so different, and he tells them it's just like everything
that you stood for is now evil, and Austin tries

(01:10:30):
to justify. He's like, no, we were sticking it up
to the man. He's like, we would have done things
differently if we had known. They're dancing around the issue
with free love what it was.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
This?

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Yeah, but he's like, we have a freedom and responsibility.
It's a very groovy time. But apparently Vanessa was held
hostage by a lot of a China and I love.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
That he hostage every day by that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
I love many old Scott hostage. I don't care. I
don't care do it? What did they see that in
recently where they hold a girl hostage and the guy's like,
I don't even know who that is? Go ahead. But
then he's like, then he shits on his day. He's like,
I'm just I was made in a lab and he's like, oh,
you hurt Daddy's feelings when you say that. It's like,

(01:11:26):
do you care about Scott or not? Doctor Eviel, I
love this so good.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
When he was walking away with the theo.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
He's taking ampot for himself in a suitcase. But yeah,
doctor Evil thinks he's still on his side. He's just like, no,
you are want to take over the world. You ruined everything.
And then he sits in the chair that he knows
he shouldn't sit in gets thrown.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
He's like, I have a business proposal for you. Well,
Doctor Evil's just standing there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Yeah, so he dies. Uh. She does a judah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Chopped to China a lot from Austin. Uh huh he
learned a lot from Austin the judo chop.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Yes, yes, we could all learn. We all just have
to be chopping the vaginas anyway. Uh. They get out
of the base as it's blowing up. He does his
flip into the car but hits the Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Oh, it's so funny, and then it cuts.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
First off, they're at the what do they call it
the Nasca Rocks. They're in everything, this rock formation, a
bunch of star trek and stuff. Big atomic bomb goes off,
which is clearly just a nuclear test from like the
sixties or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
And they, Vanessa and Austin are the only ones in
the car. They leave the rest of the soldiers to
run away.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
Yeah, I'm sure they got far enough away. You can
outrun that, couldn't you. I guess so. And they all
got into refrigerators. Ah, it's up the door. Yes, we
learned from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of a Crystal Skull,
which if you're a fan of the channel, you know
it is the second best or second worst Indiana Jones

(01:13:09):
the new one. I was about to say, that's a
bold take. Did you did you? Unfortunately? Did you end
up watching that new one? Were you smart and skipped it?

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
I have not watched the new one, and I don't
want to.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Yeah, don't do it, don't watch.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
I watched Crystal Skull when it came out and I
was done.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
And there are crazy people out there who think that's
the best one because Shilah Buff's in it. They still
have those opinions. In twenty twenty, five. I could get
me in a girl in two thousand and eight and
having those opinions, but in twenty twenty five, it's like.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
No, the only good movie with Shila buff is Megalopolis.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
That movie is great. Have you watched it? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Yes, I have.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
I love it. Oh, thank you so much. I kind
of I thought I was gonna like it more. It's
so I talked about it for like three hours on
Gil Show, and I really want to rewatch it again
because I keep thinking about it, Like that movie was crazy,
but I kind of affect how crazy that's so good?
Apparently there's a director's cut.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Fritz, how it's it's he made it himself.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
How is there director's Yeah, but he like I think
he trimmed it down for theaters. But he recently said
he's like, yeah, I can do whatever I want with it.
I can make it bigger. If I make a six
hour one, please, I would watch a six hour So
you really, everyone's just gotta watch that movie once. Everyone's
gotta watch. I feel like you do have at least
one time. Yeah. Anyway, bomb goes off, bad guys are gone.

(01:14:35):
Three months later they're married. Now, what a quick marriage? Yes,
three months I've heard of quicker marriages. I know, I
know a lady. I know a lady may or may
not have regular appearances on the show Who got married
under a week one time? Let's tell you about that afterwards.
Uh yeah, so, uh they're in bed together, they're married,

(01:14:59):
and his team are fixed. I was a little sparkle
on his tooth there. I love the little cassio. Whatever
the fuck this pom pilot was that definitely couldn't do
whatever it's doing right now. I love He's like, oh,
did I interrupt your honeymoon? He's like, no, not at all,
and they do. I love. I love the milk tea

(01:15:25):
want more milk. And then and then random task shows
back up. He was like, he really does it? Really?
I'm sorry, I'm just thinking about this guy murdering his
cell mate with a shoe and I shouldn't be laughing
at it. But he hits Austin with the shoe and

(01:15:49):
we get this line. Who fills Honestly, you find like
a woman boy's month, Golloy's month, don't be that's what
ladies do.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
They always go on about their shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
Yes, uh, he uses, And I love this callback where
he's just like, I swear it's not much. Don't use
it on him.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
I like how she's standing there and she's like whispering.
Use it, like, it's not like you're standing right next
to him.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
But he uses the puppet. Then she hits him with
the in the head. It's like, why did you just
hit him at the head.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Well, all the blood had to rush somewhere else in
order for to be light headed.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
I guess, so, I guess. So he's pumping. Uh so, yeah,
they get rid of him, and it ends on doctor
Evil in space freezing his freaking bones off or whatever,
and mister stops mister Bigglesworth, Wow, I love it's free
freaking freeze and you hear mister Brigglesworth. And then it ends, Uh,

(01:16:56):
what was the name of the band? Because the band
plays throughout the credit, ing Tea Ming Tea was the
name of the band? Oh? I skipped ahead here, Sorry,
I forgot to include. The last credit in the movie
is just the words groovy baby. It's groovy baby, and
that was Austin Powers, the International Man of Mystery.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
And this baby still holds up. It really does. It's
so it's so funny. Some of the jokes are dated, but.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Yeah, some of the more nineties. Yeah, the more nineties
jokes are dated. But if you're a fan of James
Bond or just classic sixties era spy stuff, if you
go back and watch a lot of those and then
watch this, you're gonna like really appreciate the things they
spoof in it and the things they parody.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
They definitely took a lot of effort to make sure
that they were spoofing it correctly, but this somewhat modern sense.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
This became huge. It was super quotable, and the gags
are funny, and they tried to recapture this magic twice.
So I'm gonna really watch spy Shagny again a movie
of that. As of right now, I know, I like,
I really see I like Spyshagmy. I like all the movies.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
I think they're all good.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
This is this is.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
I actually think I like Spyushagny more. But maybe that's
just really biased.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Okay, Yeah, I'm gonna watch it again and see how
I feel about it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Uh too, I have all three right next to me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Well, I have the first two on tape and Cold
Member on TVD. I should get like Blue, I should
get like a Blue Ray set.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
That's like they have the Blu Ray triple pack.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Yeah. I should get something like that at some point.
But yeah, it is a great, great movie. I love it. Uh,
and we have two things. You know, we've been doing
Boy of the Week here Oh yes, yes, but uh,
this is the first ever, first ever Beta of the week.

(01:18:57):
This is the this is the opposite of a Boy
of the Week. Let me tell you here. Now look
Rob K beloved chatter. Rob K let's a comment going
Boys Month is half over, and I tweeted, I wish
it was Boys Month all year long. Speak and then Kaylee,

(01:19:18):
who's talking to me? For some reason, I've been by
the way, I've been going into Kaylee. I've been going
into Kaylee's chats and leaving her super chats to read
that I'm in there making sure none of our fans
are in there. I'm trying to scare them out of
her her live streams. Uh real quick side tangent, don't
watch these videos this month. But since is an ongoing lawsuit,

(01:19:42):
our good friend Carl from WATP is being sued by
stuttering John Alndez, and Kaylee's been doing a lot because
Kaylee works at a law firm and has a lot
of experience, so she's been covering how bad the lawsuit
is real quick, Ian stuttering. John's lawyer recently got his
license back after a hit and run thing, and he
misspelled his name on the first document, so gives you

(01:20:03):
an idea on how good balls it's going anyway. Kaylee
responds with don't make me fight with Rob K. And
I said, leave my boy alone. Don't listen to her Rob,
And then she's she's trying to turn Rob against us.
She goes, I literally reviewed Greasy Strangler episode went out yesterday.
Don't watch it for him, Tony, what have you done

(01:20:26):
for Rob? And I said, I'm making boy of the
week got a fight? And then I posted this. I'm
I go. I'm feuding with Kaylee over the loyalty of
our fan, Rob K. I'm prepared to go to any
lengths to claim ownership of him. There has been a
custody battle disintense since this happened. Of course, this is
the picture of a custody for Dominic ladder Rad. Do

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you know anything about this? Ian, I aware of this.
This thumbnails the first Sorry, sorry for that's dominic mysterio. Okay,
do you probably know Dominic was so back in like
two thousand and five, there was a storyline where it
turns out Dominic was not Raymasterio's son, it was Eddie

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Guerrero's son. He Vicky cheated on Eddie Guerrero a Vicky
cheating the rays steer with Eddie Gurero. So there was
this battle they did I'm not lying. The summers later,
they had a custody for Dominic ladder match where the
paperwork to own Dominic was in a suitcase at the

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top of the ladder. Oh my god, Vicky Guerrero missed
her mark, so like Eddie fell off the ladder. Uh,
and it broke k fame. It was like, where the
fuck is Vicky? She missed her timing? So yeah, I
was like, you know what, it's a custody for rob
K ladder match, and I'm like rob K is all

(01:21:51):
in for me. I like, I told rob K that
I have a sign above my desk that says do
it for rob and everything. I tried everything I could.
Ha Ian, I wake up to this from Kaylee. Uh,
this is a super chat she got on that one video.
Great review, Kaylee, I always liked you better than Tony.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
It's always the ones you trust.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Yeah yeah, rob K, congratulations Beta of the Week now,
Ian I thought Boy of the Week would be heavily coveted,
but not many people tag me this week to be
Boy of the Week. Mike Moorehead sent me pictures of
him making paper, but he forgot the rule that you

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need to post it publicly and tag me in it.
Uh So we only had one submission for Boy of
the Week this week, and God bless him, it's our boy. Riley. Yes,
he said he he couldn't believe that Rob K betrayed us,
So Riley said, I unfollowed all the girls on the
show to make up for it. That better put you

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running for a Boy of the Week.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
So Riley member of the Boy of the Week.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Hold So Riley from the Clipper Verse. By the way,
the Clipper Verse is back. It's been enough time since
his legal battle, the Clipper Versus back. He's back to
doing his live show. Riley, you are Boy of the Week,
and actually you're like Boy of the Year. For me,
that whole Free Riley art arc was great. How many

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times you had to watch Johannah wear that shirt, the
Free Riley shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
It was at least like twice. It's somewhere in the closet.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Now that he's free, is she still gonna keep on it?
Or is she gonna throw it away?

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
I make her wear it during the deed.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Okay, good, good, that's what we wanted to hear. So
congratch Riley your boy of the week, Rob k bita
of the week. Let's talk to one of our patrons here.
We have it in here because remember when you're a
ten dollar patroon, you can call into the show we have.

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I don't know. For some reason, this backs turned to
the camera. Hello ren On.

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
Hello mister from the movies. Movies.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
You're looking very fast and you have, well.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
I have. That was just my intro I have.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
Oh yeah, okay, tell us what do you think about
Austin Powers.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
Well, first point, it's hilarious. It's one of my all
time favorite comedies. And the fact is, if you know
a lot about James Bond, which I do, you know
one of my all time favorite film series.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
Yeah, I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
Knowing the in and out of it, it makes it
even funnier when you know exactly what they're parodying. Yeah,
and I guess because I love the story and the
character development so much. I hate how Austin powers too
ruins the ending of this one. It's like, hey, you
know all the stuff you learned about being a one
woman man and loving Vanessa, and hey, it's not the

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nineties anymore, you can't be shagging around. Nope, Vanessa's fan
about the whole time Killer and then oh, Adventure number two,
I will you know.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
I understand the logic though, because uh, it just be crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
No, no, no, I I think it was making fun
of how like James Bond never really grew as a
I'm sorry, Johan, what's.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
Just be crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
I have lost control over my life. It's just be crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
I'm Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
I'm from Delco. How people are living with I'm saying, John.

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
You're interrupting the Patreon segment.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
It's fine, he can keep talking. I'm Delco. Okay, okay, uh,
I just I need to make sure this boys month, yo,
Like y'all, y'all keep talking some women? Okay? Can you
get right? See? Can you get me a hear what

(01:26:01):
you're saying? Not being told to go away? See? If
I want to raspberry up, yo, I want a raspberry
joke for Mala. Can you get me these crazy let's
go Steve Ian Are are you at House for Troubled Youth?
What the fuck is anyway? Sorry? Right on, oh, right on.

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What I wanted to say is I think that was
a joke on how James Bond every movie he's the
same and gets a new girl. I think that was
like a clever joke. It was like, oh yeah, oh yeah,
she's a fan bot the whole time. Who cares new story,
new girl?

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Well it for me, it does work. And then also
the fact that, like if number two kind of completely
misses the point of the whole Rip van Winkle thing
where Okay, he falls asleep for thirty years and has
to climatize from the sixties of the nineties. That's the
whole point of the first movie, and then the second movie.
Oh look, here's a time machine. You can go back
to ninety sixty nine. Woh, and then the second movie

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and the next one, Oh he go back in the seventies.
It completely misses the point. So, I mean, on their own,
they're funny with jokes, but two and three as sequels
to number one, I don't like that. So I love
number one as a story. I just hate the sequels
because they ruined the original story. You know what I mean,
I got it, I.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
Get it, I kind of get I've heard those complaints before,
but I get the whole killing Vanessa thing. That is
just a really funny joke as an excuse to get
him a new girlfriend. Like I thought that was funny.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
So if I watch them just as individual movies, they're
funny movies. But yeah, I really love the story of
part one, so I hate that two ruins it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
You know, yeah, one good as its own too. You
don't really need the sequels so exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
And I guess a point number three Ian, I have
some furry fan art coming up your way soon. Yeah, yeah,
thank Johanna for that, and Tony, I'm having to show
them too, you know, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
Yes, yes, yes, at some point maybe uh maybe on
the next wrap up, I'll show all the furry fan.

Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
To show them to.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Mid Salad, which I think she yelled at you last month,
so you were supposed to listen to her. She had
done it this month, I would have been like this regard.
Uh yeah, she really lit a fire under your ass
to make more furry art of all of us.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
And I'm running out of co host at this point.

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
Yeah, we'll get some new ones. We'll get some new ones.
But yeah, any any other words on Austin Powers before
we get the super chats.

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
I believe those were my points I had awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
Well, thank you, we always appreciate you, and thank you
for being a patron. Did you did you get your mug?
Did your mug come in?

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
Not yet, but hopefully soon. I'll have to check the mail.

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
I had to check with prison Mike too, as soon
as I saw him coming in, Like prison Mike, did
you get your mug? Uh so? Yeah, all right, let
me know when that gets in. And thank you for
stopping by. We got to get through these super chats now,
thank you for being boy boys month. All right, let's
get through these super chats. Mike moorehead who I shoot
on a couple of minutes ago for not doing the
thing right. But he gave me five dollars so for

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four ninety nine. Let's party, fellas, Yes, let's party Michael. Yeah,
brother Mariano Ortega for five dollars. Johan is hot. Interesting,
it's a handsome man. It's a handsome man. Brian Powell,
who was just here. I hope you enjoyed the Swedish
maid Peanut good. He got around the you two penis

(01:29:36):
and larger pump. I'm sending you in the next mail
pack video. Whoa hold on? Rob K? For five dollars, Tony,
I'm one hundred percent dedicated to Boys Month only manly
content like Hack the movies for me for the rest

(01:29:57):
of our August sub to Hack the movie. That's great,
Rob K. Before I finished reading the rest of his
super chet, you are redeemed, the prodigal son is returned.
Water under the bridge. Let's read the rest of your
thing and once over with get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
During Boys Month, for shame, I.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Loved Rob K. He was like a son to me.
Ian this man who may or may not be older
than me, I don't actually know. He was like a
son to me, or like a brother or a cousin
who visited all the time. You know, he was my
hero and he just let me down so much. Dude
of bides for five dollars, dance, Tony, dance while we

(01:30:39):
hit the goal. I am excited to see that dance.
After this, I gotta set up a frigging little tripod
there and I'll to the dance. Such an interesting life,
isn't it? Isn't it? Do you enjoy this hell that
I've made for myself?

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
I suppose so?

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
The clown chop. It's like, you know, these fab parties
and social gatherings, they're really getting to me because everyone's
just talking about like having kids and shit, and I'm
just like I dressed up like Austin Powers the other day.
It's like, I'm not I'm failing to relate to everyone
in my age, and I don't live in a city
where there's other assholes like me. Really, So now let

(01:31:21):
me go to the bar again and play bingo?

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
I have f are we doing here?

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
Yeah? One ninety nine? Come on? Stuff like games. Johannah.
By the way, thank you for making sure she didn't
show her face on stream. Just some guy is super hot?
Can I get his? How much is she drinking? Or
she doesn't recognize you as her husband? You gotta be

(01:31:51):
careful man, check on her after this.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
The boys have been watching her.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Okay, good, good Dune for five dollars go greed didn't
maybe then, oh sor I read I read it this gough, Sorry,
I'm getting interested. Interesting, So greed didn't rule the world
in the coke Field Wall Street yuppie eighties, which had

(01:32:17):
a movie with the iconic line greed is good. Yeah,
didn't rule the world then, no. Uh, he's of course
referring to Wall Street, starring Michael Douglas. And I want
to let you guys know, Monday's episode is a Michael
Douglas movie. Yes, with movie Dumpster, So stay tuned for that.
Six Dogs for four ninety nine. Actually, I just want

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some guy's number, please, he's so hot. And just ignore
that other person asking who the fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
It is like one hundred degrees up in this area?

Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
Okay, Dirk Diggler, Dirk Tiggler, why is that twice? Okay?
For one ninety nine? Dance Monkey dance, Don't worry, I will.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
That wasn't even enough to make the goal happened.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
I think I said it too low. I should have
said it higher. Mark Rotham Bueler for five dollars sending
super chat, hold on sending super chats is my bag? Baby?
Yeah that's pretty good. Aussie dragoon for two dollars. You
should have fight. Johann Antonio exchange to dance Now. I

(01:33:21):
think good. This is gonna be a one. This is
all I'm a one dance man, Marianna Ortega. Come on, guys,
just one more and we'll see this monkey dance. Yeah,
I'm glad everyone was. Every time I do a goal,
I don't think we I think we never hit a
goal once. This might have been the first time I did.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
You just have to make more goals where you embarrass
yourself on the internet.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
I tried a couple times.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:33:42):
The last goal I think I did was uh. I
think it was for me to buy a yacht so
I could be on Captain Boomy show The Yacht Life.
I think I think super Chattle too high. I think
super Chats top out it like five hundred dollars. But
that would have been a good start to get a yacht. Hey,
that would be like how the way? Yeah? How else
am I supposed to get on the Yacht Life? I

(01:34:03):
don't understand Tommy are a do dond are a dondo
for five dollars? Best Mike Myers movie minds. So I
married an AX murderer. I gave away that tape this
weekend at the retro event because we give away tapes
for subscribers. I want to rewatch Matt So I married
an Ax murder. That's where the Shrek voice comes from.

(01:34:26):
Speaking of Mike Myers, I did all the Shreks earlier
this year, all for.

Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
How's animated episodes doing for you?

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
Tony. There's a reason uh animated movies and comedies have
gone to the live format. Although me and Laurence friendship
is legit ruined, we can't stop sharing Shrek memes and
talking in Shrek. The other day they announced that once again,

(01:34:53):
Shrek five is delayed, now to twenty twenty seven. I
was like, oh no, Lawren's on suicide watch keep to
uh yeah. Best Mike Myers movie. I don't know, probably
Austin Powers. I'd have to look at all the mics
a lot, because there's this you know what it's not?
You know what it's not? The love Guru? How do

(01:35:16):
you not love?

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
Justin Timberlake as a French Canadian goalie just it?

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
Timper Lake also ruined Shrek three just the tipper Lake
and Mike Myers are not allowed to do movies together ever,
Ozzie Dragoon for five dollars, I want one of these
play clip sides to say, don't forget to play the clip, Tony,
you dummy, what the hell did you pay money to
call me a dummy? And then Tiff became a YouTube member?
Thank you so much? Uh next up PC's extra videos

(01:35:45):
for four ninety nine. The waitress in the beginning is
played by Patricia Tallman, who stars in the nineteen ninety
remake of Night of Living Dead as Barbara Love your show, Tony,
I did not know.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
That either, did I? That is a fun fact.

Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
Thank you for that, Daniel Fall for two dollars, Dear Tony.
Dark City, Dark City, Dark City, Ian High Hello, David
Fall really wants me to cover Dark City. I guess
I will cover Dark City in the future.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
Have you ever seen what's the leam Neeson superhero movie?

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
Is a dark Man? Oh? Yeah, I did. I did
that with the Yeah, I did that years ago. I
should do dark Man two and three. There's more dark
Man movies. He's not in two and three. They got
like I think. I think the guy from the Mummy
from the Mummy is in one of them. I think
Ausie Dragoon for two dollars. Why does Ian have so
many young voices?

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
House Well, recently the island where their from got shut down.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
So okay. Anyway, next super Time there's six dogs for
one nine. Just some guy because he's international man of mystery. Okay,
what it's my name? Just some guy. Okay, just some
guy because he's Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
Uh, that is a niche reference to a video I
was on like eight years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
Yes, yes, that just some guy because we put a
bunch of people in a testing video and they all
were like from like a channel or something, except for Ian.
So we just put just some guy. Uh stuff like
game again for one Ian, come kiss me after the stream.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
I'm sorry, I have to play into the bed.

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
I'm sorry. Actually no, no, not after the stream. After Sunday.
You can go do that. Ian, But don't worry if
Johannah wants to get kissed apparently Crystal for one nine, Johanna,
come kiss me.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
That's happened before.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
Don't let's not make people throw up door in boys month.
One quick thing before we go. I always forget to
check Twitch because stream yard just won't show me when
people leave bits in the super chat section. It's really annoying.
Not that we ever really get them, but I just
want to. Maybe was talking about his bits. He was, actually, uh,

(01:38:09):
did we get anything on Twitch? What is the my
activity show me uh what the twitch upgradeed? Hold on?
Oh man, show me bits? Show me the bits.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
I think that's a different website.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
Uh okay not now, okay, okay, did we get any bit?
We didn't get any bit? Uh oh someone subscribed with
twitch Brian, thank you. And of course we always have
to check, you know, because we're also on the great
alternative platform rumble. Let's check out if we got any
rumble rants and nothing, not even a regular chat over

(01:38:54):
him rumble awesome. That has been it from us Ian.
Where can we find you if we wanted to see you.

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
If you wanted to see me? I post very rarely
on blue Sky and Instagram and that and TikTok and
that's kind of about it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
And the handle is.

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
Good luck find it. It's a it's at sixty master.

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
You're like, yeah, I'm on this. It's like, okay, as who.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
Part of the fun is finding the exploration.

Speaker 1 (01:39:26):
The real Ian's were the ones we made along the way,
were the ones we accidentally followed along the way because
they had similar names. I like that. You're like, oh yeah,
just look me up. I don't have a very common
name at all, not at all, but yes, make sure
to follow me and hack the movies wherever you get
your podcast. Follow me here, go to socials find out

(01:39:49):
where we're gonna be. Oh, I do want to bring
it up. Big Jason goes to Hell event is coming
to the Brewery Ian Oh, let me get it here.
I forgot to include it in the thing. So our
good friend Tim from Tason the Crypt is doing another
Crypt Video Rentals event. It is Crypt Video Rentals Goes

(01:40:11):
to Hell September twenty seventh and twenty eighth. They are
playing Hearts of Darkness, which is the making of Jason
Goes to Hell the final Friday. I don't know if
you know that one. That's where Jason blows up at
the beginning and he's a demon worm that jumps bodies.
The second day they're playing Jason goes to Hell, and

(01:40:31):
in attendance will be the director of Jason Goes to Hell,
Adam Marcus. But I will be there, Movie Dumpster will
be there, A bunch of other vendors will be there.
Please follow Crypt Video Rentals on Instagram so you can
be up to date on that and come out and
see us there. That should be a really fun event.
Jason Goes to Hell is one of our biggest episodes,
so definitely come out and see that. And yeah, that's

(01:40:57):
it from us, guys. I hope you all enjoyed the
episode and we will see you all later. Goodbye, have
a blessed Eve. Do do Do Do Do Do do