August 31, 2022 • 25 mins
SEASON 2 FINALE
This episode is the 2nd of a 2 part feature length episode of Hardy's Hardest Hats.... So Thanos has only gone and snapped half of life in the Universe out of existence. Now the Universe is even more f***** than before when Bane and Tom screwed it right up. Now Bane is gone, Tom has to get himself out of his fit of depression and help the rest of the Avengers collect the infinity stones from different points in time and use them to bring everybody back... but when aiming for such redemption... sacrifices have to be made.
Find Tom on Twitter at https://www.twitter.com/HardysHardest
and on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/hardys_hardest_hats
All in association with Cold Callers Comedy - find them at https://linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hardy-s-hardest-hats--5266950/support.
This episode is the 2nd of a 2 part feature length episode of Hardy's Hardest Hats.... So Thanos has only gone and snapped half of life in the Universe out of existence. Now the Universe is even more f***** than before when Bane and Tom screwed it right up. Now Bane is gone, Tom has to get himself out of his fit of depression and help the rest of the Avengers collect the infinity stones from different points in time and use them to bring everybody back... but when aiming for such redemption... sacrifices have to be made.
Find Tom on Twitter at https://www.twitter.com/HardysHardest
and on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/hardys_hardest_hats
All in association with Cold Callers Comedy - find them at https://linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hardy-s-hardest-hats--5266950/support.
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(00:00):
Hardy's Hard Distaxes brought to you inassociation with Cold Callers Comedy. You can
find Cold Callers Comedy on Twitter atcold Callers, on Instagram at cold Callers
Underscore Comedy, and on Facebook atCold Callers Comedy. And if you head
over to YouTube dot com slash coldCallers you'll find our music videos and comedy
sketches there. And if you can'tbe bothered to do any of that,
(00:22):
you better stop pulling your put andstop summing your ass soul. Yeah yeah,
just um, that felt a bitdifferent. Yeah, there was no
um like interruption or anything. Yeah, it was smooth apart from my big
(00:48):
pause in there. So you mightwant to just edit that when I go
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's inintros. Done great, well, yeah,
I guess enjoy enjoy your night,Thank you, Thank well, you
got planned? Oh probably just gonnago home, sallo to Alana, have
(01:08):
some dinner, watch something on thetelly, brush my teeth, go to
bed. That's um, it's veryspecific. Well we do that every night,
so okay, well I'll leave youto everything. Thank you all,
thanks very much. Pal. Yeahall right, all right, see you
bye bye bye, so much falldown my face banger, absolute banger.
(01:45):
Honey, I'm home. Oh,dinner on the table, getting It's good.
God has clean. Tell them that, oh betters at the alarmp okay,
(02:21):
honeys they came. Put the lightoff. You're asleep already all right?
Mm hmmm. Hello, looks likeparties, hoies, arties, holliesies,
(02:49):
hoargies, hoggiesdas ah, what doesyour fucking up? Hallo, folks,
welcome to Artie's artist hats the showthat that fucked me. No,
I'm not in a good place.People. We lost so much, friends,
(03:14):
loved ones, my hat and worstof all, Bain, my beautiful
muscular monstrosity, Bain hot gold head. Wouldn't it a fly general giant or
saying that he has killed a lotof people in the past, But it
was an angel. He was rightdown to his core. His wings were
clipped too soon? Do you fuckingbastards? It gets worse. I've been
(03:39):
calling past friends and so many havegone to Jerry Butler, Christian Bale,
Tomardi from Legend, Tom Hardy fromVenom, Tomardi from Inception, Mark Strong
has gone too. He made mefeel uncomfortable the best of times, but
I can't help him miss that shinyDurham. Everyone who ever meant anything to
(04:00):
me is gone. I'm still here, Jericho, fucking fuck off you fuck
Ron Weasley. I thought I couldhelp. If I need a winey little
ship bag, I'll let you know. Hey, we've all asked people,
Tom Great, My only company inthis misery is talking vermin and its little
raccoon Feller. This isn't it timeto fall apart? Tom Oh? Such
(04:23):
a face, Rogers, You're thisclose to get a slap. You airy
and prick. You're upset, soI'll let that slide. I preferred you
with a beard. It made youlook like a ship version of me,
But now you can tell you clearlygot no bullocks. Watch it you want
to see my arie Boulders show youwhat a real large barstard looks like.
Oh, big man and a vibraniumhat. Take that off. What are
(04:46):
you? Biscuit connoisseur, topiarist,viro lover. I know guys with none
of that worth ten of you.I've listened to old episodes of Hardy's Hardest
Hats. The only thing you reallyfight for is yourself. You're not the
guy to make the sacrifice play tolay down on a wire and let the
other guy crawl over you. Ofcourse not that'll be stupid. Just step
over it or come around. Alwaysa way out. You know you may
(05:11):
not be a threat, but youbetter start pretending to be a hero.
Hero like you. You're a labrat, rogers, no offense, rocket,
everything fucking special about you. Cameout of a bottle. My put
on the hat. Let's go afew rounds. Maybe I will, We'll
do it. Then I'm gonna goon. I'll do it because I want
(05:34):
to, not because you said so. I'm not saying anything. Yeah,
but you're looking at me like youwant me to, so that's putting me
off. Yeah, maybe don't lookat him. You seem to be stalling.
Fuck off. Who asked you for? Fuck shake? Why couldn't you
been snapped away? Your little narl? Fuck you know what? Fuck this?
Yeah, that's enough. We haveThanos's location prep for launch. We're
(06:03):
going off world. Me and Baneused to go off world all the time.
Dece fall down my face. Ah, the single life. Nothing beats
(06:25):
a home cooked meal. After wipingout half of life in the universe.
Un All right, Thanos, whereare the stones I destroyed? Them.
(06:50):
What after I'd used them, theyhad no further purpose. No he's lying,
No he's not. My father ismany things. A liar is not.
Thank you, daughter. Perhaps Imisjudged you. Yeah, Tom,
(07:18):
what have you done? I wentfor the hat. Hello, folks,
it's great Joe r. Day.After my trip to space, things went
(07:40):
from bad to worse the time spacecontinuum. It's still a mess, and
now I'm all alone. I'm propergiven up in it. Fairly you could
see how much ship wobbles now.The only good thing in my life is
Coco Pops and Dickinson's real deal.Sometimes Judge n drew from in the room,
rude, go away, No,thank you. I don't want any
(08:05):
more visitors, well wishers or distantrelations. I said, fuck off.
But that's it. Someone's going toget a bunch in the dick eight.
Damn. Oh hello, little mate, Hey Jericho, you know my name
is Tom. He said it.Damn, we need your help. We
(08:28):
have a plan to bring everyone back. I can't. Okay, we've moved
on after what happened with you knowwho? Voldem up? No, fanish
you fuck five years of a longtime. I'm over it. Five years,
Tom it was only last week.Listen, I'm not putting a hat
(08:52):
back on. Okay, my hatwearing days are done, don't you say
that? Yeah? Hats who youare? You had to put the hat
back on. I do look goodin a hat, that is true.
But alas, no, what's doneis done. It's too late. It's
never too late. Do it forall the time? Hardies do it for
(09:13):
Mark, strong, do it forBane? Well? What can I say?
I guess I have no choice.Somewhere the hat because they want to
somewhere. They had to prove something. I must wear the hat because no
(09:35):
one else will. Yeah, thatdoesn't make any sense. But yeah,
come on, what are we doing? We're doing a time hast Okay,
this is the plan. We'll alltravel back to different points in time.
(09:58):
And the stones were on Earth,bring them back and use them to reverse
what Thanos did. Tony, Iunderstand, But who's strong enough to use
them? I will? The gammaradiation means I'm the only one strong enough
to withstand their power. I wasmade for it. Hang on a minute,
one, am we only just meetingTony Stark and a hulk because Ryan
(10:20):
forgot to write them in earlier.Yeah, that does sound like him,
useless prick. Speaking of useless pricks, where's all guy? Oh? Oh,
you know the one tone he wasin Mash fires a barren arrow and
says they're taking the Hobbits to eyesand guard. I volt not to be
teamed up with this guy. Yeah, look, I want to be teamed
(10:41):
up with you, you fucking squirrelGabbert. Let's do this. Whatever it
takes, whatever it takes, whateverit takes. Yeah, wherever he bakes?
(11:05):
Oh, what does your fucking hat? Mate? Hello? Welcome to
Hardie's Artists Ats the show where ifa hat ain't hard, it might as
well be a fucking cake you're wearingbecause you will get battered. Get it,
batter cake. It's a think ofthat one. I'm your host,
(11:28):
Tom Hardie from Peeking Duck with PlumSauce Blinders, and today I'm meeting a
very special guest. Hello mate,Tom? Is that me? Yeah?
Mate, I've traveled in time becauseI need your help. Is this it
back to the future episode? Nah? Mate, you'll do that later on.
Oh really, how was it?Yeah? It's all right mate.
(11:50):
You make some questionable choices when youget your end away. Oh it's by
the plus side, you do getyour end away wallop. Well I look
forward to that. So what areyou doing? Yeah, well I need
to borrow your hat. Mate.Listen, mate, I know I'm you
and you're me and everything from thefuture, but if you think you're getting
my air, you can fuck rightoff. Yeah, I was afraid you're
(12:13):
going to say that. Don't writingan happy shad? Hello? What is
going on here? Bain? MisterHardies getting bain. He's a dickhead version
of me from the future. I'venever heard you, mister Hardie, either
(12:37):
of you. Right? How aboutI let you test my new hat.
It's made from the hardest metal everin it, vibranium. I thought the
hardest metal was adamantium. Don't bea silly compain. Ad a man too
was a pop star in the eighties. He's got you there, your dath
prick? Sure, Shelley hit youover the head. Did mister Hardie test
(13:00):
the hat? Yeah, go on, smacking one wrong? Why didn't you
fuck? Yeah? Fuck it now? Glad I never tested my old at
when I added, because that wasbarely a two out of ten. Cool.
My ass does look good in themtrousers though. That's England's ass.
(13:24):
Yeah, don't make it weird,mate, Yeah, we made it,
(13:48):
piece of pits. Mate. Where'swhere's Natasha? She didn't make it,
did she? She's dead? No, she said to let me smash a
brown widow winding. Well she neversaid it exactly, but it was definitely
(14:09):
implied. This is another time inthe morning. We need to use the
stones. Cool, you go dothat. I'm going to take a shit
being at Old Natin since we left. Well, I'll tell you what,
folks, after everything I've been through, this has been especially mental. This
(14:35):
just goes to show you that hatsare serious fucking business, mate, a
very serious business, not dumb andfucking stupid. Like Paul's sister said,
Yeah, Lauren, I'll listen tothe feedback. Well all, well,
the ends well, because now wehave the stones, we can bring everyone
(14:58):
back and correct the time. Likesounds like the bulk has snapped his fingers,
So I guess we've won. Heyday Tom, Tom, are you
(15:33):
okay? Oh my head? Whathappened is outside? Who is dan Us?
What? But I fucking sliced offhis melon? He's just sitting there.
He's dead. How is this possible? It's a younger version of the
one we thought. I thought byeliminating half of life, the other half
(15:56):
would thrive. But you have shownme that's impossible. As long as there
are those that remember what was,there will always be those that are unable
to accept what can be So ungrateful, I guess I'll have to kill you
(16:22):
all. Why the younger versions alwaysdickheads? Get him fucking hell? Thanks
for the warning. Listen, mate, you really need to chill out.
(16:44):
That's just rude. Just Shrek wannabreathe. I'll buy a truce. Yeah,
you just kill everyone else instead.Stop getting up. I could do
this all day and now you die? Is this is this the end?
(17:15):
The Herbert? Could you fucking wantmy in over on your left? Fine?
You're alive. I didn't think I'dlet you fight this alone, did
you? Ah? Are you big? Beautiful? Fuck you? I brought
some friends. Hallo, My it'sme Legend Tom. Remember from the first
(17:41):
episode this is the way? Yeah, it's me. I'm strong. I'm
biled up and ready to whisper sductivelyinto your ear. Tom, not even
enough for whatever top which stop me? Hordie. Let's kill these sons of
bitches? Astill Alista Dannos. Itseems you need Summers systems again, mister
Hardy, Does this mean you caredabout me this whole time? Always?
(18:07):
Next play hours? Whoa everyone ishere? Yeah, we're all here.
Oh, for fuck's sake, I'mhere to you, lady ghibly finally a
ginger, I like I can hearyou. Yeah, you're fucking meant to
will What are we waiting for?Avengers? Let's test some fucking acts my
(18:33):
yea, Come and get some itbeen I'm un free already, murmur nineteen.
I'll be beaten by some masquinity man, our boys, is plenty of
(18:56):
events to cave in come. Weneed to get the stones away from fan
us. Oh, I would youwant me to fucking do about it?
You need to get the scot Lang'struck. It has a quanta. Who
the fuck is Scott Lang? Hesaid? Have you been listening to anything?
We've been doing this whole time,bits and pieces. Honestly, it
doesn't matter. Just find that vehicle. Why fucking me just go? Oh?
(19:19):
Why missing all hate running? Yemister Harley, Hey, it's good
to see you. Man. Thatwas so crazy. One minute, I'm
like there and in the next minute, I got on my way. Okay,
well god later there's the truck,right, What was I supposed to
do it again? Fucking now?Well now we'll never know. I'll be
(19:47):
taking my stones now, all right, get off. This is getting old,
really, Furst give it back toyou Lyla f r star be family
jewels athetic. I think you couldhave stopped me. I am inevitable?
(20:18):
How did you? No? Andall right, I'm tom fucking party make
(20:45):
wow. We did it one day. We did it. We did it,
mister haddache, We did it.H I don't feel so good.
Ah that's a bit better, butstill not great. It's all right,
(21:11):
mister Hardie. We're going to beokay. You can rest now. What
what are you doing? Call mea fucking ambulance right prick? Oh?
Rest, my friend, yeah,rest just for a minute. I close
(21:36):
my eyes for a bit. Restforever in sleep, mate. Rest.
We are gathered here today to bidfarewell to a great men, trum hardy
(21:59):
Be keep fucking blinders. Only everyonetedto do was find the hardest hat,
And in many ways I think thehardest hat was the one he wore in
his hat. He may have beena handful at times rude and sometimes abrasive.
(22:22):
In some instances he was just belligerent. But in the end he made
the ultimate sacrifice to save us all. He was truly a hero. But
to me he will always be myfriend chop Bloke. I'm going to miss
(22:44):
him a long. Be sure hedied, he was able to record this
message. Hello, is this thingon? Yeah, it's made so Marney
from pretty fucking blinders coming to yourfrom beyond the grave. Hallo mate,
(23:07):
I'm a ghost, mate, No, I ony fucking with you. This
is actually a holo gem not Igot from Tony Stark aka metal Man.
If you're watching this, I amdead. I didn't make it, but
hopefully I managed to save the dayand bring everyone back to life. Also,
I hope that I manage to testthis ship. Own their hats along
(23:30):
the way to my nearest and dearest. Do not cry from me, Argent
TDA. Sometimes shit happens, butwhat is grief but a hat enduring Fredam,
you go out there and munch andwhatever you fucking want. Mate,
You've earned it. Mark. Youuse those velvety tones to tell pricks in
(23:52):
the cinema to shut their futing traps. Ghimli, you beardy fuck you keep
swinging the axe, got swing mymassive hug. Jerry Butler, Jaffer cakes
are biscuits? You fuck talking toJaffras. Ron Weasley, if you're there,
should have been your mate, yourlittle shit. You should be dead,
(24:17):
not me. You're trying and willcome and bain, my big,
beautiful masculine mountain. You keep onbeing you because you're perfect in every single
way, and bain. I loveyou, Free, I love you three.
(24:37):
As for you folks at home,all I can say is thank you
for joining me on my journey andadventures. We've tested a lot of hats
together, and I've loved every singlefucking one. For my father of you.
I'm going to review this show Hardy'sHardest Hats. I have to give
it a solid in it Infrenity Warout of ten, death the Hardy Enough,
(25:02):
So long you facts and farewell.How do I How do I turn
this? How do I turn his? Finger Parties, Horniest, hid Hoardies,
Honeyesdays, Artis Hoggies Days. Isthe fucking end, My
Hardy's Hard Distaxes brought to you inassociation with Cold Callers Comedy. You can
find Cold Callers Comedy on Twitter atcold Callers, on Instagram at cold Callers
Underscore Comedy, and on Facebook atCold Callers Comedy. And if you head
over to YouTube dot com slash coldCallers you'll find our music videos and comedy
sketches there. And if you can'tbe bothered to do any of that,
(00:22):
you better stop pulling your put andstop summing your ass soul. Yeah yeah,
just um, that felt a bitdifferent. Yeah, there was no
um like interruption or anything. Yeah, it was smooth apart from my big
(00:48):
pause in there. So you mightwant to just edit that when I go
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's inintros. Done great, well, yeah,
I guess enjoy enjoy your night,Thank you, Thank well, you
got planned? Oh probably just gonnago home, sallo to Alana, have
(01:08):
some dinner, watch something on thetelly, brush my teeth, go to
bed. That's um, it's veryspecific. Well we do that every night,
so okay, well I'll leave youto everything. Thank you all,
thanks very much. Pal. Yeahall right, all right, see you
bye bye bye, so much falldown my face banger, absolute banger.
(01:45):
Honey, I'm home. Oh,dinner on the table, getting It's good.
God has clean. Tell them that, oh betters at the alarmp okay,
(02:21):
honeys they came. Put the lightoff. You're asleep already all right?
Mm hmmm. Hello, looks likeparties, hoies, arties, holliesies,
(02:49):
hoargies, hoggiesdas ah, what doesyour fucking up? Hallo, folks,
welcome to Artie's artist hats the showthat that fucked me. No,
I'm not in a good place.People. We lost so much, friends,
(03:14):
loved ones, my hat and worstof all, Bain, my beautiful
muscular monstrosity, Bain hot gold head. Wouldn't it a fly general giant or
saying that he has killed a lotof people in the past, But it
was an angel. He was rightdown to his core. His wings were
clipped too soon? Do you fuckingbastards? It gets worse. I've been
(03:39):
calling past friends and so many havegone to Jerry Butler, Christian Bale,
Tomardi from Legend, Tom Hardy fromVenom, Tomardi from Inception, Mark Strong
has gone too. He made mefeel uncomfortable the best of times, but
I can't help him miss that shinyDurham. Everyone who ever meant anything to
(04:00):
me is gone. I'm still here, Jericho, fucking fuck off you fuck
Ron Weasley. I thought I couldhelp. If I need a winey little
ship bag, I'll let you know. Hey, we've all asked people,
Tom Great, My only company inthis misery is talking vermin and its little
raccoon Feller. This isn't it timeto fall apart? Tom Oh? Such
(04:23):
a face, Rogers, You're thisclose to get a slap. You airy
and prick. You're upset, soI'll let that slide. I preferred you
with a beard. It made youlook like a ship version of me,
But now you can tell you clearlygot no bullocks. Watch it you want
to see my arie Boulders show youwhat a real large barstard looks like.
Oh, big man and a vibraniumhat. Take that off. What are
(04:46):
you? Biscuit connoisseur, topiarist,viro lover. I know guys with none
of that worth ten of you.I've listened to old episodes of Hardy's Hardest
Hats. The only thing you reallyfight for is yourself. You're not the
guy to make the sacrifice play tolay down on a wire and let the
other guy crawl over you. Ofcourse not that'll be stupid. Just step
over it or come around. Alwaysa way out. You know you may
(05:11):
not be a threat, but youbetter start pretending to be a hero.
Hero like you. You're a labrat, rogers, no offense, rocket,
everything fucking special about you. Cameout of a bottle. My put
on the hat. Let's go afew rounds. Maybe I will, We'll
do it. Then I'm gonna goon. I'll do it because I want
(05:34):
to, not because you said so. I'm not saying anything. Yeah,
but you're looking at me like youwant me to, so that's putting me
off. Yeah, maybe don't lookat him. You seem to be stalling.
Fuck off. Who asked you for? Fuck shake? Why couldn't you
been snapped away? Your little narl? Fuck you know what? Fuck this?
Yeah, that's enough. We haveThanos's location prep for launch. We're
(06:03):
going off world. Me and Baneused to go off world all the time.
Dece fall down my face. Ah, the single life. Nothing beats
(06:25):
a home cooked meal. After wipingout half of life in the universe.
Un All right, Thanos, whereare the stones I destroyed? Them.
(06:50):
What after I'd used them, theyhad no further purpose. No he's lying,
No he's not. My father ismany things. A liar is not.
Thank you, daughter. Perhaps Imisjudged you. Yeah, Tom,
(07:18):
what have you done? I wentfor the hat. Hello, folks,
it's great Joe r. Day.After my trip to space, things went
(07:40):
from bad to worse the time spacecontinuum. It's still a mess, and
now I'm all alone. I'm propergiven up in it. Fairly you could
see how much ship wobbles now.The only good thing in my life is
Coco Pops and Dickinson's real deal.Sometimes Judge n drew from in the room,
rude, go away, No,thank you. I don't want any
(08:05):
more visitors, well wishers or distantrelations. I said, fuck off.
But that's it. Someone's going toget a bunch in the dick eight.
Damn. Oh hello, little mate, Hey Jericho, you know my name
is Tom. He said it.Damn, we need your help. We
(08:28):
have a plan to bring everyone back. I can't. Okay, we've moved
on after what happened with you knowwho? Voldem up? No, fanish
you fuck five years of a longtime. I'm over it. Five years,
Tom it was only last week.Listen, I'm not putting a hat
(08:52):
back on. Okay, my hatwearing days are done, don't you say
that? Yeah? Hats who youare? You had to put the hat
back on. I do look goodin a hat, that is true.
But alas, no, what's doneis done. It's too late. It's
never too late. Do it forall the time? Hardies do it for
(09:13):
Mark, strong, do it forBane? Well? What can I say?
I guess I have no choice.Somewhere the hat because they want to
somewhere. They had to prove something. I must wear the hat because no
(09:35):
one else will. Yeah, thatdoesn't make any sense. But yeah,
come on, what are we doing? We're doing a time hast Okay,
this is the plan. We'll alltravel back to different points in time.
(09:58):
And the stones were on Earth,bring them back and use them to reverse
what Thanos did. Tony, Iunderstand, But who's strong enough to use
them? I will? The gammaradiation means I'm the only one strong enough
to withstand their power. I wasmade for it. Hang on a minute,
one, am we only just meetingTony Stark and a hulk because Ryan
(10:20):
forgot to write them in earlier.Yeah, that does sound like him,
useless prick. Speaking of useless pricks, where's all guy? Oh? Oh,
you know the one tone he wasin Mash fires a barren arrow and
says they're taking the Hobbits to eyesand guard. I volt not to be
teamed up with this guy. Yeah, look, I want to be teamed
(10:41):
up with you, you fucking squirrelGabbert. Let's do this. Whatever it
takes, whatever it takes, whateverit takes. Yeah, wherever he bakes?
(11:05):
Oh, what does your fucking hat? Mate? Hello? Welcome to
Hardie's Artists Ats the show where ifa hat ain't hard, it might as
well be a fucking cake you're wearingbecause you will get battered. Get it,
batter cake. It's a think ofthat one. I'm your host,
(11:28):
Tom Hardie from Peeking Duck with PlumSauce Blinders, and today I'm meeting a
very special guest. Hello mate,Tom? Is that me? Yeah?
Mate, I've traveled in time becauseI need your help. Is this it
back to the future episode? Nah? Mate, you'll do that later on.
Oh really, how was it?Yeah? It's all right mate.
(11:50):
You make some questionable choices when youget your end away. Oh it's by
the plus side, you do getyour end away wallop. Well I look
forward to that. So what areyou doing? Yeah, well I need
to borrow your hat. Mate.Listen, mate, I know I'm you
and you're me and everything from thefuture, but if you think you're getting
my air, you can fuck rightoff. Yeah, I was afraid you're
(12:13):
going to say that. Don't writingan happy shad? Hello? What is
going on here? Bain? MisterHardies getting bain. He's a dickhead version
of me from the future. I'venever heard you, mister Hardie, either
(12:37):
of you. Right? How aboutI let you test my new hat.
It's made from the hardest metal everin it, vibranium. I thought the
hardest metal was adamantium. Don't bea silly compain. Ad a man too
was a pop star in the eighties. He's got you there, your dath
prick? Sure, Shelley hit youover the head. Did mister Hardie test
(13:00):
the hat? Yeah, go on, smacking one wrong? Why didn't you
fuck? Yeah? Fuck it now? Glad I never tested my old at
when I added, because that wasbarely a two out of ten. Cool.
My ass does look good in themtrousers though. That's England's ass.
(13:24):
Yeah, don't make it weird,mate, Yeah, we made it,
(13:48):
piece of pits. Mate. Where'swhere's Natasha? She didn't make it,
did she? She's dead? No, she said to let me smash a
brown widow winding. Well she neversaid it exactly, but it was definitely
(14:09):
implied. This is another time inthe morning. We need to use the
stones. Cool, you go dothat. I'm going to take a shit
being at Old Natin since we left. Well, I'll tell you what,
folks, after everything I've been through, this has been especially mental. This
(14:35):
just goes to show you that hatsare serious fucking business, mate, a
very serious business, not dumb andfucking stupid. Like Paul's sister said,
Yeah, Lauren, I'll listen tothe feedback. Well all, well,
the ends well, because now wehave the stones, we can bring everyone
(14:58):
back and correct the time. Likesounds like the bulk has snapped his fingers,
So I guess we've won. Heyday Tom, Tom, are you
(15:33):
okay? Oh my head? Whathappened is outside? Who is dan Us?
What? But I fucking sliced offhis melon? He's just sitting there.
He's dead. How is this possible? It's a younger version of the
one we thought. I thought byeliminating half of life, the other half
(15:56):
would thrive. But you have shownme that's impossible. As long as there
are those that remember what was,there will always be those that are unable
to accept what can be So ungrateful, I guess I'll have to kill you
(16:22):
all. Why the younger versions alwaysdickheads? Get him fucking hell? Thanks
for the warning. Listen, mate, you really need to chill out.
(16:44):
That's just rude. Just Shrek wannabreathe. I'll buy a truce. Yeah,
you just kill everyone else instead.Stop getting up. I could do
this all day and now you die? Is this is this the end?
(17:15):
The Herbert? Could you fucking wantmy in over on your left? Fine?
You're alive. I didn't think I'dlet you fight this alone, did
you? Ah? Are you big? Beautiful? Fuck you? I brought
some friends. Hallo, My it'sme Legend Tom. Remember from the first
(17:41):
episode this is the way? Yeah, it's me. I'm strong. I'm
biled up and ready to whisper sductivelyinto your ear. Tom, not even
enough for whatever top which stop me? Hordie. Let's kill these sons of
bitches? Astill Alista Dannos. Itseems you need Summers systems again, mister
Hardy, Does this mean you caredabout me this whole time? Always?
(18:07):
Next play hours? Whoa everyone ishere? Yeah, we're all here.
Oh, for fuck's sake, I'mhere to you, lady ghibly finally a
ginger, I like I can hearyou. Yeah, you're fucking meant to
will What are we waiting for?Avengers? Let's test some fucking acts my
(18:33):
yea, Come and get some itbeen I'm un free already, murmur nineteen.
I'll be beaten by some masquinity man, our boys, is plenty of
(18:56):
events to cave in come. Weneed to get the stones away from fan
us. Oh, I would youwant me to fucking do about it?
You need to get the scot Lang'struck. It has a quanta. Who
the fuck is Scott Lang? Hesaid? Have you been listening to anything?
We've been doing this whole time,bits and pieces. Honestly, it
doesn't matter. Just find that vehicle. Why fucking me just go? Oh?
(19:19):
Why missing all hate running? Yemister Harley, Hey, it's good
to see you. Man. Thatwas so crazy. One minute, I'm
like there and in the next minute, I got on my way. Okay,
well god later there's the truck,right, What was I supposed to
do it again? Fucking now?Well now we'll never know. I'll be
(19:47):
taking my stones now, all right, get off. This is getting old,
really, Furst give it back toyou Lyla f r star be family
jewels athetic. I think you couldhave stopped me. I am inevitable?
(20:18):
How did you? No? Andall right, I'm tom fucking party make
(20:45):
wow. We did it one day. We did it. We did it,
mister haddache, We did it.H I don't feel so good.
Ah that's a bit better, butstill not great. It's all right,
(21:11):
mister Hardie. We're going to beokay. You can rest now. What
what are you doing? Call mea fucking ambulance right prick? Oh?
Rest, my friend, yeah,rest just for a minute. I close
(21:36):
my eyes for a bit. Restforever in sleep, mate. Rest.
We are gathered here today to bidfarewell to a great men, trum hardy
(21:59):
Be keep fucking blinders. Only everyonetedto do was find the hardest hat,
And in many ways I think thehardest hat was the one he wore in
his hat. He may have beena handful at times rude and sometimes abrasive.
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In some instances he was just belligerent. But in the end he made
the ultimate sacrifice to save us all. He was truly a hero. But
to me he will always be myfriend chop Bloke. I'm going to miss
(22:44):
him a long. Be sure hedied, he was able to record this
message. Hello, is this thingon? Yeah, it's made so Marney
from pretty fucking blinders coming to yourfrom beyond the grave. Hallo mate,
(23:07):
I'm a ghost, mate, No, I ony fucking with you. This
is actually a holo gem not Igot from Tony Stark aka metal Man.
If you're watching this, I amdead. I didn't make it, but
hopefully I managed to save the dayand bring everyone back to life. Also,
I hope that I manage to testthis ship. Own their hats along
(23:30):
the way to my nearest and dearest. Do not cry from me, Argent
TDA. Sometimes shit happens, butwhat is grief but a hat enduring Fredam,
you go out there and munch andwhatever you fucking want. Mate,
You've earned it. Mark. Youuse those velvety tones to tell pricks in
(23:52):
the cinema to shut their futing traps. Ghimli, you beardy fuck you keep
swinging the axe, got swing mymassive hug. Jerry Butler, Jaffer cakes
are biscuits? You fuck talking toJaffras. Ron Weasley, if you're there,
should have been your mate, yourlittle shit. You should be dead,
(24:17):
not me. You're trying and willcome and bain, my big,
beautiful masculine mountain. You keep onbeing you because you're perfect in every single
way, and bain. I loveyou, Free, I love you three.
(24:37):
As for you folks at home,all I can say is thank you
for joining me on my journey andadventures. We've tested a lot of hats
together, and I've loved every singlefucking one. For my father of you.
I'm going to review this show Hardy'sHardest Hats. I have to give
it a solid in it Infrenity Warout of ten, death the Hardy Enough,
(25:02):
So long you facts and farewell.How do I How do I turn
this? How do I turn his? Finger Parties, Horniest, hid Hoardies,
Honeyesdays, Artis Hoggies Days. Isthe fucking end, My
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