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Owned, pink, bald, sweaty, hairless guy was too funny not
to laugh at. But by the third time it happened,
it started to get me pretty creeped out. It happened
a few times when I was in the kitchen talking
to my girl housemaids. He would just walk in, drop
his towel, smile, and then try to make conversation, but
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we would just leave the room, feeling very uncomfortable of
what we had just witnessed. It probably happened lots of times.
I only saw it happening about three or four times,
but that's not all. When the girls would literally run
away when they saw him, he would chase them up
the stairs and confess his love for them, which would
creep them out even more. I can't imagine how disgusting
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it must have been for these girls to be tormented
in this way. I'm not too sure when exactly I
reckoned it was time for me to move out, but
on one occasion, while I was talking to my next
door neighbor, a very nice elderly lady, she told me
that she once saw him dancing in the garden doing
some sort of ritual. He was completely naked, covered in
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engine oil, wearing a pair of knickers on his head
and singing some made up Arabic song. I tried to
reassure her, saying maybe he was doing a video, as
he used to play around with an old super eight camera.
But of course I knew that he wasn't doing any video.
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He probably was just completely out of his fucking mind
and trying to scare the neighbors with his weirdness. That
was something I couldn't excuse or even laugh about, and
alarm bell started ringing in my head. He wasn't just
a pervert, he was fucking crazy. He had a cat,
and this cat used to bring little bunnies inside the house.
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Of course, the bunnies would be badly hurt. That that's
what cats do. They don't kill or eat them, They
just play around with those poor little creatures. I knew
a vet that used to rescue bunnies for free. He
had a garden full of them. But James seemed to
love finishing the bunnies by snapping their neck and dumping
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them in a field near the house. In the field
there was a playground for kids, so I can imagine
some of the kids wh would encounter some of these
dead bunnies while walking in the park. He used to
do a lot of stupid things, like ask to borrow
a lighter light up his cigarette and then pocket the
lighter right in front of the person that he just
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borrowed it from. He was a complete embarrassment to have
around and a nightmare to live with. There are so
many stories to tell, and they all happened in the
course of ten months, Like the day I came back
from the Glostonbury Festival to find him naked sleeping in
my bed. I remember shouting at him to leave my room,
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but he wouldn't. I was so furious that I called
the police before I bashed him with a metal bar
from one of the abandoned scaffolds in the garden. But
guess what the police told me. Police note that it
was three at night. They told me, you both are adults.
You should be able to deal with this peacefully. Humhm,
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So fuck the police. I started wrecking his room to
get him out of mine, and it worked. Seriously, what
would you have done? Cooking my own meal was always
something I had to be careful of. I had to
be present in the kitchen at all times, or he
would just spoon the food straight from the pot into
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his mouth when I wasn't there. Taking a bath after
he did was as disgusting as using the toilet after
he did. I don't want to be too descriptive, but
the bathtub was filled with pubic hair and brown spots
of god knows what, and you know how disgusting it
is to flush somebody else's shit. Now I live on
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my own and I have absolutely no intentions to share
my flat with anybody. I wish I would have been
able to tell these stories better, but English is not
my first language, and honestly I would like to forget
about this terrible experience. Allow me to give you some advice.
If you need to share rent with someone, make sure
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it's not a weirdo. Thank you very much for watching.
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you imagine being one of those female housemates in the
third story. Hey, ladies, don't mind me, I'm just getting
a glass of water. Oops. Would you look at that?
My towel just dropped. So what do you think, ladies?
Do you think if I lost some weight, I could
become a male stripper? You know, I cover myself up
an engine oil and dance around naked in the backyard
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and it's pretty hot. So, uh, you want to go
on a date sometime