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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, dude's how you doing. Man, It's me. It's Jeff
Haggey from the fablu You know, as they say, it's
been a you know, I guess a hot man that
since the last time my voice has been here. No,
(00:22):
I go by many names, but I'm here to filling
in for the master in charge. You change this channel
to exploring with calpo profondance. Oh you decided to kind
of kick it off with a good audio version of
hear saying lies. Oh yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Me to day twenty five. I'll be occasionally making an
appearance for you guys. Are you really you know? You
know me, I'm having a time in my life. I'm
okay hanging out here arm you know, the hinches a
spark with him then for the leader of the fifty
(01:07):
first stake.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And yeah whatever, but yeah, you guys were were having
the time of our lives. Are a quick audio version.
I know tv ide is you know, getting his ass whipped,
and I'm gonna you know, deep deep idy is a
good ship, you know, I know, it is what it is.
(01:29):
And I'm so disappointed in the behavior with people treating
the hunchtology Trump his behaviors. Alright, just at the time
of my life. Man, that's what I do. But you know,
you know, you guys have it's been a long time.
Like I said, I'm used with the hat deep from
(01:52):
a Lee. But he decided to come on here and
do it here saying lives and gotta talk about a
few things. Drama, drama, drama. You know me, I'm you know,
I'm down here in Pennsylvania. We're blind views. I guess
that's the way he sees it. I guess he's been
(02:12):
out there looking the undercarriage of everybody, you know, and
he's leaving the house and scaring the children in the
outskirts of his city, you know. And uh, you know
he licks the undercarriage of all these other YouTubers, and
you know there's lot in his own content, but I
(02:34):
look it. He is a fellow, you know, Pennsylvanian. You know,
I've been the reason I went to a lovely and
talented Centralia, Pennsylvania because of cowshitting the New World Order,
went there and had the time of alive. And you know,
I mean, I just you know, all my hag if
(02:54):
I'm a Lee, you know, have died. You know, Krueger
passed away a while ago, Green Dream been.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Gone a while.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You know, Golds out there, Edward James Hubbard is out there.
Oh the he oh the Gethema Lee. You know, I
don't know. I just kind of see all this stuff
going on, and I'm just kind of hanging out in
the outskirts. I remember when I ruled the world. And
(03:22):
you know, we all know the fake trauma with keeping
on the camera, getting arrested, all that kind of behavior.
We all know it's false, it's not true. And you know,
I mean, I think.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You form Ali.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I'm always out there in the outskirts doing something foolish
or stupid. And you know, I watch all this stuff,
and you know, I remember when I was the main guy.
You know, I I see all this stuff. No Manna
fanatic going on with you know, blind me that's what
he's esing Car and all the boys in the band,
(04:02):
Old Mandation and all this stuff. And You'll be I
just all of a lot of time. You know, I'm
always hanging out. I see Dave twenty five your hang out,
Yeah me, it's.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Me day twenty five. You know, I've been kind of
being a dingleberry. I'm kind of hanging out in the outskirts.
I'm still a little disappointed in my fiance. It's still
in the whoscal and you know, I usually call cowshit
once or twice in the daytime, and he just like
(04:36):
this and he's got better things to do. And you know,
I hope you guys have went and watched Cow Poete
versed Jay Hudson. Great audio. Cow Poete Verse Jay Hudson,
great audio. Yeah, I'm still kind of, you know, upset
(04:57):
and frightened about Papa Grizz dying on me. And I'm
not much more I can do. I'm just so disappointed
in the behaviors of everybody else out there, and I
I don't know, I sometimes I'm I'm always trying to
be a better person, but you know, kind of shit
keeps telling everybody that I belong in the wo'scout, and
(05:22):
I think it's fair. You know, he got a free
meal at work that had Sacred Mile. They had free
tackles on the sixth day, you know, and then he
kick out and this is coming out. And on Wednesday,
he last n he cooked out in the grill and
made burgers for Suellen and you know, he was in
(05:44):
Saint Montson having the time of his life, you know, vacationing,
and you know he's always wants to you know, be
subsidized by the you know, YouTube trolls and give him
money and he can go travel around, you know, but
no wants to give me any money more or less
do anything substantial. So I just kind of I feel responsible.
(06:08):
I you know, I've I don't really work. I live
off the government, you know, the Haunch down and Trump
is my butt buddy, and I always love the Guary,
you know, I think he's the best fearless leader around.
And you know me, I'm just like, you know, he
wants me to get a job, and my grandma wants
(06:29):
to kick me out, and I won't. You know, it's
one of those swing things. Man. I don't know what
to do. You know, I'm it being lazy.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
You know.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
He keeps telling you on my fiance is in the
Who's Cow and I'm just you know, when the when
when Papa died, Papa grizz I became a ruie. I
became unconsolable, and you know then my fiance is still
in jail, living in a basement at my grandma's house,
(07:02):
not much to do anymore, and I'm just like, you know,
I wanted him to come out and come home and
see me. I don't know. I'm just so sad right now.
I was gonna do some rail fan one day, but
you know, I just didn't know if I should do
it or not. And I get scared and I get nervous,
and I get frightened, and I want there crying. I
(07:24):
don't wan to do man, But you know it's one
of those one days.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Man. Yeah, you guys. Anyways, so let's talk a little drama.
Drama drama. So the people everyone is all obsessed about
the hate watching Sarah Soda, Timmy. I guess he was
(07:51):
trying to put together a bike and he hurt his back.
Man and more. Meme talked about it, Santa Claus talked
to it, The Man on the Moon down there in
Old Men Nation talked about and of course blind views
that's the way he hears it because he can't see right.
He's out scaring people in his neighborhood, warn walking around.
(08:15):
So it's just kind of hilarious, you know that they're
butt buddy now because these people are so many people
right now on YouTube. Who's that young lady over sixty
in town and Minnesota. She's already on her third electrical bike.
Cowshit he would promote one and he was just sitting
on the deck with the wife. He meet Loof and
(08:37):
somebody can whip and buy it, like forty miles per
hour on a legenlegue bike. Cowsh was saying, doing a
sarcastic video, saying, hey, look at the look what I'm
riding man, A real bike for real men instead of
this electrical behavior. You're gonna run somebody over. And then
what happens when they run somebody over and they killed
(08:57):
somebody or severely here? Then who do they about it?
Who do they talk to about it? What an insurance
company do you go to when they run somebody over
at forty miles per hour? An electrical bike that's supposed
to just assist you, not carry you at forty miles
per hour doesn't have insurance. Who do you talk about?
You know? You know, good old Sarasota, Timmy's poor little
(09:20):
back and oh poor little baby. He's subs buy me
a Couchhits, He'll buy your god damn cup of coffee.
Here's your coffee. You know, daily wo wants to get
together that p passing through productions though though they want
to spoon. They want to they want to give us
spanking to a big daily woo, and they don't think
(09:42):
he's the greatest thing in the world. I'm like, for
Christ's sake, but it is what it is. Man, what
are you gonna do? You know me and just hide
you the high he can get them a lead. We're
always out and about. Ma'am such a hot man. I
don't know what that means, hot mean him, but it
(10:04):
is what it is. Man. Remember the old days, cowshit
would call into blog talk radio days and call in
and do some trolling. Those were the days, man, we
thought we'd never end. But yeah, you know, just so
much drama, drama, drama going on. I just remember the
day I was not thick, but me chup, Hage. You
(10:26):
want to go listen to Haggie Rant's archives. You know
that's my channel. You know you used to always talk.
I had all these dumbass white boys follow me wherever
I did. I was the hotwood Stern of YouTube, just
like the guy, the barstool guy. He was there being
anti Semitic out there in Philly and he's whiny, pissimaning
(10:51):
just like harwood Stern point out whether his name was
whining and screaming and hollering and you know his he
got fired for the company because the double G hard R.
You know. That's one thing I love to do is
just be a total idiot. And I wanted to be
the Godiam Lovely in Talented how wood Stirn the YouTube
(11:13):
Tobass White Boys. That's where I wanted to be. I
want everyone to love me this. I know where the
Bible tells me. So I know you're supposed to read
travel meet people. I'm just working as an above an
idiot at a Junia mechanic at the local airport out
here in Pennsylvania. I don't don't do much at all.
It's I only much to do, you know. I mean
(11:35):
the barber complex, my girlfriend at one time. I remember
you remember when Green Dream died and I thought I
had to do a video to address the situation. I
didn't want to do it, but anyway, no one really
cared and I soon deleted the video because I looked
like a total imbecile. I remember those days, man, I
do live streams and I lied about the money I
(11:55):
was making like cowshit. Used to do that all the time.
He told me when he was on Spriaker, Sprack or Sprocker,
he would sit there and tell people who was making
two grand among people would get up a set and
he goes, oh yeah, I'm making this great, great money.
And one guy was all approved, approve it. Improven man,
(12:16):
getting all man. You just love to tell bold face
lies and give everybody all man, just like Day twenty five.
The loser that he is, you know, I mean, we've
always said he's belonged in the huskow. And I'm gonna
start to go fund me account. We're gonna go fund
and get money to buy his grandma's house and make
(12:36):
it into a hab keitha Mali, and he'll be the
bitch boy. He'll do all the maintenance around the house
while we throw parties every time and put his grandma
in him in a better house. Because Dave's a total loser.
We all know that he hasn't worked to day in
his life. He's driving his dad's Mustang, and god forbid,
he's got his own attendity. He's named after his father Junior.
(13:01):
So he's just a loser. For we understand, he's almost
three hundred and twenty pounds. He's pushing four girl. He's
just this big roly poly Son's a bit still is. Yeah,
so we're always trying to, you know, help the guy,
but he's beyond helpless. He's just nothing but an imbecile
or an idiot. It is what it is, dude. But yeah,
(13:25):
you know Sarahsota, Timmy, you know blind be that's what
he hears. And he's out there in the outskirts, the
Santa Claus Man, that guy. Yeah, you know you're talking about.
He just constantly watches him and then reports on the guy.
He does a lot of hatelessing. It's just like when
Cowshit and Dave twenty five literally own the Steel Toe
(13:49):
Tired show. They owned that show for a good six
months and they had the time of their life. It
was a hatchet job. Remember that about when he got ripped.
It was so hilarious, good old Jake Hudson fighting with
cowpot on a live stream couch. It tear them from
(14:12):
rim to rim and pillar to post and post the
pillar go type in cow Pote versus Jake Hudson. It's Oh,
you got to go listen to it very very much.
It's probably the best thing you're ever gonna hear. Maybe
I'll put the link in there maybe later on and
you guys can listen to it. It's epic behaviors. You
(14:33):
guys have no idea, and you know I don't know
how to be creative. You know, I'm just one of
those wing things. And you know, Sarasota, Tim, you know
I wish I would had. It's your popularity. You know
I could put together electrical bike. But I'm just too dumb,
far too arrogant. You know, it is what it is, man, you.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Know, yeah, you know me day twenty five. You know
I fight with the truths at night. I don't know
what right do anymore. That's what I do. I mean,
I'm just a loser. And you know I'm driving around
my Dad's Mustang and not do a little thing that
they at all. It's one of those wain things. I
just don't. I don't get it, man. I'm I have
(15:12):
to try my hardness and I've tried to get a job,
but I don't want to get one because I'm too lazy. Man.
You know, I would go to other such behaviors and
I try to make it in life, but sometimes, you guys,
(15:33):
I'm just I'm too obese. When I do meet a
woman in public. Sometimes I've just learned to you know,
maybe you know twenty dollars twenty dollars, as cowshit says,
there's nothing wrong with a man on man as long
as it's you know, it's consensual, like you know, I mean,
once while I partake in little lesbian video, but once
(15:56):
while I get drawn to a little behave with man
on man, I don't know what to do. I get
kind of a little scared. But I'm always out there
in the outskirts doing my best. And you know, I
put them on red Tube NonStop. Yeah, I know what
it is, man. Yeah, that's what I do. And let's
(16:18):
go over to It's just one of your couch. She
kind of likes to look at whereas it missed connections.
Let's go look at mixed connections. Jack can certainly played
games and Blaine okay, all right, Jack gonna played pick
a ball. I began evolving with a pedal jack skeleton
to a poson to meet all the angles and mischief
(16:39):
which I toiled. Her thoughtful thoughts ready ask for this?
I was dancing. I was born read, He paused and dyed,
got yet again, I don't know that's that's boring. Eye
contact a smile, even at High East near Middletown fifty
some minutes ago. Okay, we shared all these Sunday afternoons,
your beauty energy meet in my day. I just spent
(17:01):
three hours in the parks at the first festival of
thousand like minded people. They had zero random interactions. I
know you're a lot of practice, and I feel vulnerable
and show a smile, especially as am as a woman,
and I'm sure a fuel positive attitude. I was silted
off by the whole thing that I almost tipped over.
(17:23):
Thank you and not missed the connection. I hope to
see you again. Oh maybe Farmer's daughter and Elk River
two hours ago. The Fuba is huge covering their herb
for life. You don't see the mark is too late,
flag flag flag. I have all that work all the time. World.
Ha ha ha, Oh, good lord. I was talking to
(17:44):
you in the Apple Valley Medical Center lab and Apple
Valley four hours ago. I w if that was cowshit.
I was an Apple Valley Medical Center in the lab
waiting room, always talking. Nice woman. Maybe Christine sixteen. She'd
used a dams for the timberwolves. She had a shirt conversation,
and then you were gone. I thought you were chasing after
you go to your number, and it was nervous. I
(18:05):
didn't know if you would see this, but I would
like to taunt to you again and meet for a
cup of coffee sometime. My name is Mike. I'm wearing
a biking shirt, and we're sitting acrossroom for you. Hope
some day we find you or anyone that might know. Christine,
let me know and content sure, Oh my goodness married
hell elk river m uh no, imas the hell it's
(18:29):
all a much stupid may carry him? All right? Let
me see here the hell that doesn't make any sense? Oh,
good Lord, doesn't make any sense. Oh hang on, all right,
hang on, all right, Okay, let's go back to my goodness.
(18:53):
Just pisses me off to know. And all there we go.
All right, we're going me in a soda again. Minnesota, Minnesota,
All right, go back down. Jane, a beautiful woman in
Maple Grove. Do you have your feet that need to
be worshiped? If I was interested, please reach out to
(19:16):
see what I can offer you. Oh, it become a
fun to be worshiped. Maa uh huh tall querry cup Foods,
Delilley Worker and Minneapolis. Oh my word, you help me
give me some soup cup for a pool. When I
grabbed a spoon, you were incredibly tall, insanely handsome. I intentioning.
(19:40):
I instantly regreted not talking to you the more, but
I was unable to break away the time. I'm five
to eleven, blue hair, wearing an off shoulder crop top
with black leggings. If he doesn't reach you, I'll have
no choice to go to your job and hunt it down.
Oh my goodness. And then it doesn't wrong with you
people people, Oh my word, lookout, cub Foods, Mews, Hampag County.
(20:07):
I think I have a mosquito bite. Because it's too early.
I have a mosquito bite. I tell myself, Tell all
that to the mosquito. I joke to no one. O'Reilly
parts of immigrant heights. Yeah, Monday, and onund eight forty
(20:27):
you went into the store and came back out, and
he sat in each other and in the other vehicle
for a while. And you have a bunch of tattoos.
What's up? How's it going? Hit me up? Yeah? Maybe
I can hear them yeah all right, yeah, beautiful gases
in ten Saint Paul Tall lady working Readiso thrally in
Wilbashaw show. She knows that I thought you were stunning.
(20:50):
I should have at least seen if you had gotten
your number. Tonight hopefully you can see this. Yeah, she'll
watch just for you. You more on your little stalker. You know,
am a stronger, That's what I am. I'm strong people
all the time. That's you know, we know it.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, we know this man Dave twenty five right here,
you just listen to here on here saying live is
one of the biggest losers on YouTube. I mean he
refused to work for a living. We all know what
happened in the Home Depot following a man of color
around in their couchhits guard on the Cowboard Adventure channel
(21:29):
walking around. He's been busted for Kopfham the double g
hard r On a young man who was the manager
at the Home Depot of Rhode Island. So all he
does sits around, beggars, your money lives off the government.
You know. One man hates the hunch, but then he
wants to be with the hunch. Cat it both ways.
(21:52):
That's called double standard and it's not a very Christian
thing to be doing now whatsoever. You know, it's just
way she blows man with. You know, that's just the
way Dave is. Man. He's a loser, that's what he is.
You guys never believe what Dave twenty five ever says.
(22:13):
He stole my hat, he rant's name over on YouTube.
You know, he used to maybe I understand, with his
fiance Dakoder went to jail for stalking. He didn't come
out of the basement for about a week, and then
when Papa Griz passed away, went to the gates of hell.
(22:34):
He called Gausha just crying and screaming and yelling out
and how could he have died? How could he have died?
Dave never missed a live stream, never, he was constantly there.
I mean, he's just kind of like Santa Claus watching
Sarah Soda. Tim never missed a show to save a trol.
(22:57):
Same thing with a bold faced little liar out there
blind me. He always says he doesn't listen to Timmy,
but he listened to every single video he does. Then
the other what's the one guy, cheap living off guy
in more name. Those guys never miss Timmy. They always
(23:18):
watch him, they hate watch them. But Dave twenty five,
oh my word, he just sat in a fetal position
for a good two weeks when Papa grees but Papa
Gunsy left this earth, and he was he wanted to
move down to Lovely Town, to Sydney, Ohio and knock
(23:41):
on the door and ask Satan's granddaughter if he could
live in the house for a couple of weeks and
help pubcate it and really be at peace with the
family and help around the house and be their little
bitch boy, you know. But they wouldn't have it. You know.
He used to send food to Papa Griz and he
docs Ben Johnson, he shall not be named. He was
(24:04):
down there in Florida when a count of Shit's biggest
fans he stopped breathing, went down the road. It was
just one of those wing things, you know, just all
born bumm dollar by him. Here's what it is, man,
it's the way it goes. Man that just day twenty
(24:27):
five you look at the sera soda tim and all
this behavior. That's kind of like Papa Grizz how he
ruled the trolls over here. Twenty sixteen, the one Networth,
Amber Lee and am Barrousha. It was epic drama back then,
(24:47):
Keep behind the Camera ruled the world. Everyone loved him,
everyone loved me. Then AGP allegedly tied, and all of
a sudden, the challenge is whooshed on it? Win and
Boogie too. No one cares anymore. It's one of those
wing things. Man, No one listens, therefore no one cares.
(25:08):
If no one cares, no ever listen. Right, you know Cowsher,
the Blayton, Apolla and Trump family newest grift. Yeah, oh yeah,
we all know Donald J. Trump. Uh, he is a grifter.
You know. That's how I was too as well. Let's
go look at kid behind the camera. Let's go look
and see what's going on. Well, kid behind the camera, dudes,
(25:31):
let's go look all right there he is. Let's go
see what my boy he's doing. I remember I called
in your grandpa one hundred and six thousand, only because
he got his dad in there. That's a low reason why.
So yeah, I hit rock bottom. He's that's why he's
live streaming. So it's been six days he's on a
video and he did Tina d who's got no teeth
(25:54):
he's taken forever, over one hundred thousand telling bold face lies.
Boogie two nine. Let's go see what he's doing these days.
We all know what he's been doing. Not much well,
boogie liar. We all know he's a bold face liar.
We all know that that's what he will always be,
is a bold face little liar. Pulpe goes out for
(26:14):
a ten year anniversary and once he done live and
he says, unboxing a video game. We all know. They
all love that, all the all the e too, all
my hat gef havli he he's the Francis. He stole
that from from U. Keep behind the camera and blind
(26:34):
views is leaving the houses of late we talk about
that behavior. Let's go see he talked about some guy
or some who cares. Some guy died on rolling airship
update No one really cares remember, And then all there's some
kind of intimidation allegedly with with a teammate going to Norfolk.
I guess to see the mighty Python, young lady. You know,
(26:58):
and he's always obsessed with you, mad fanatic. You know.
He's now in the hot state of Mississippi. He's when
he's warm, he's on the he's on the mean streets
of his city. Man rolling around man but to the
satellogue of dressing pethe rolling hership Diedna motorcycle. But you know,
(27:18):
we always got to make sure you know half his half.
His links are about Tater and Sarah Soota. Tim. Remember
he doesn't watch Sarah Sota. Tim. Are you lying now
or a line? Then? Which one is it? Blind mees,
you're always lying about something. Oh, I don't watch him on,
(27:39):
don't do the We know your little bold faced little liar,
So don't tell us that you're doing something. We know
you're not all right playing simple yeah, little better Nation
up Ford Omega. But other side tracks, sidetrack adventures. Oh well,
we all know that Tampa chay now is going on
(28:00):
on his own. Daphane did a video about depression. Well
guess what if you're going to be depressed me, charleshit
would have took his own life a long long time ago. Man.
No one cares about his behaviors. No one cares. That's
way she blows. No one listens there for no one cares.
(28:20):
If no one cares, no one will ever listen. He
put another cooking video up today. I had a few
comments on that behavior making breakfast right?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Oh boy, who.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Cares about that behavior? Ksey Grits, Hey, kc Grits. Did
you send that lighter to goddamn Carl Kyle? Have you
bought in your thing yet? Have you what the hell's
going on with you? All right? Have you done it?
Say I'm a lighter yet? We all know Carl doesn't
know how to smoke a cigar. It's so sad man,
(28:54):
a grown ass man. I'm here to tell you right now.
He lost his job at Walmart. That's what happened. Mm hmmm.
Now he was filling application out for Burger King yesterday,
so he's out. He cold two ship. He's off the job.
So he's gonna be working at Burger King throwing burgers around.
(29:16):
Dawshit wants some free cube on some Carl, so he
applied at the local burger King. Then he said, might
pick up a part time to get get McDonald's two
as well. Maybe just be the janitor, something to keep
because the wife wants him all of the house. She
lives a high life. They want him to work for
a living. So he's gonna work at Burger King in
the morning. Then he's gonna work at Mickey D's in
(29:37):
the afternoon and kind of help clean up the place, make.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
A little extra girl.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
So after Walmart had enough of his ass to get
the hell out of your cow. You know, it is
what it is, man, well, at.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Least at least you know, kind of works for libin infuse.
I mean, it's it's what's I mean with Pete Rose? Right,
you don't know who Pete Rose was. Right. It's a
lot easier to lose than it is to win, all right,
you know, And you know, cal Shit's tried to get
down much of his name on the show Headlass on
(30:10):
the show. He's on Destiny, so he's trying to get
headlights on the show Headlights. Did you guys know when
he was down to Carolinas head Lies had him arrested.
Did you know that he did He went to see
his hero and he went around back to the facility.
They threw him in his hold into Huska for a
couple hours, and kal Shit got his bail throne. So
(30:32):
he always denied that he did it. He had him
on an NFL podcast and he tried to say I
didn't do it, and he claims he's blocked on the show.
He's not blocked. I mean Calshit had some great troll
wars with him head Loss. You know, remember I remember
well when he claimed he had his house and it
was a rental property. Headlights was, you know, maybe he
(30:53):
has this Headlight place one time. Okay, so Headlights is
coming back from this place in a in a truck
and a really stupid trailer and it breaks down and
it was just hilarious, and he claims he has all
this money. Instead of having a nice trailer in a
nice truck for his Hebrew slaves, you know, he could
(31:13):
have a nice in closed trailer because he gets lights
for his trucks, his car. It's called Headlights. We're done.
That's why he calls him Headlines. And it was just
a funny as hell video. He breaks down the middle
of the rain. You know, Cowshit wanted a nickel tour
of the warehouse and he would simply walk around with
(31:34):
with Headliss and he'd be walking two steps behind Headlights.
His wife and Cowshit is they were touring the facility
with the newest greenhorn and you know he'd only speak
when he's spoken to you, because Headlight's a big dude.
But he wanted to meet the wife, and he called
the place one day and he talked to Headlights's brother
(31:54):
live on the show, and he asked where he was,
and he wasn't in, and he asked him a question
as being an incorporty behavior on the YouTube, and he
asked his brother if that wasn't a very Christian thing
to be doing, and he really didn't answer, and him Caucus,
he always, you know, claims he's a Christian man. He
used to stream from the church because Calshit used to
(32:16):
have audios he would do in the morning, you know,
he would he called it's a Sunday morning prayer and
he would do it an audio on the way into
the airport. So then pretty soon Headlights was doing videos
from the church, you know, trying to counter Cowshit. So
they would fight back and forth. It's pretty epic. So
he owned his soul for a long time. He owned
(32:39):
He owned Papa Grizz too as well. But you know,
it's one of those wing things, man. Sometimes it's just
it is what it is, and I'm a loser. Cawshit
has talked to him. Lisa Land. He did talk to
her the other day for a little bit she's done
(32:59):
so live streams and he she called the show and
called the show. So it's kind of cool to have
her on the show. And they had the time of
our lives. It was fun. But you know me, Dave
twenty five, I just kind of hang out young because
I don't do much. I'm just to lose her. And
that's just the way she goes. I can only, you know,
do so much.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
And I just, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I just look around and wonder. And you know, Adam
the Woo, you know, wants her to meet and Great.
You know, that is what it is with his young ass.
He wants to meet and Great and I'll go maybe
I'll go see, you know, meet and Great and I'll
go hang out with them, Adam and the Woo.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
You know.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
But could you imagine me rolling up on it at Disney,
rolling up with him maybe hilarious? Hell, roll in there
and say, hey, man, what's going on? Man? It's me.
It's Dave twenty five. I've always always wanted to be
with you, dude. I think it's cool as hell. And
I've always had to all your videos, dude, and I
watch them all. I kind of roll up there say
(34:01):
Hey man, it's me, dude. What do you think you're doing?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
You know?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
But yeah, he had an emotional late night returned the
Saint Cloud, Florida. I'm trying to go by so fast,
beginning to add the wu yah good Old and the
wu The Carpet Bagger is out about doing the one
hour shows to save trolls. You know, Daphanie did a
whole answering questions bitched about depression. Well, if you're gonna
(34:27):
bitch about depression, that is the worst thing, the worst
thing to do. There's the only video right here, amazing
East tense junk here incredible finds all for sale. He's
just an hour fifteen video and that'd be a fund
all those old cars in Tennessee home. It's called What's
What the Rust? We'll check it out. It's pretty cool.
(34:48):
So yeah, you know, it is what it is, and
it is what it will be. I'm I don't know.
I tried so hard sometimes and I've tried to get
a job. They're real little larming, those whole arm larns quotes.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Are Yeah, that's that's the problem with doush. You guys,
this is Haggie rants and you know he's just as
bad as all the YouTubers would refused to work for
a living. They don't want to work. They want to
sit around and stroke their gofer and do nothing or
a little at all. They don't want to work fully,
Why would you work for you? Who cares? Right? You know?
(35:25):
Me living all the government. He's sitting in Pennsylvania, the
High the High eth Emily. You know, it is what
it is, man, you know, I just you know, blind views,
That's the way I see it. Nomdic fanatic and he's
(35:46):
booking around. He's in Mississippi now, you know, nomadic fanatic,
you know, cruising across town with that snatch who's monetized
your body, you know, cruising around and blind views obsessed,
you know, with these people. I mean, it's really sad
that cow shit he's responsible for shipping out him to uh,
(36:07):
let's let's call the lead hater. Let's let's let's call
let's let's call Carl. Let's see if Carl's wrong. I'm
gonna call Carl, and we're gonna say, Carl, what about it.
You're gonna go Carl. We're gonna call Carl Rance, We're
(36:28):
gonna see answer the phone pitch boy, there we go. Hey,
this is Haggie rantz On here saying live, we're filling
in for Cowshit. How the hell are you? Hey? He
just made the announcement you applied for Burger King and
(36:51):
did they finally? Did they finally hire you for your
job at Burger King?
Speaker 4 (36:56):
And I know I had a good meal there today.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I know shee Cowshit loves Burger King and he they
they actually have a what do you want to call it?
A what Noah decease and desist against him not to
go there anymore because he goes there all the time
and demands it wet and filthy like he likes his women,
you know. So anyway, so we were, me and Dave
(37:21):
twenty five. We're discussing about drama and drama and drama,
and I figured, well, I know I've got your phone
number here right next to the show, and you weren't
going to call in. So we were talking about your
uncle blind bus. That's what he hears it because he
can't see him, and he well, he saw the title
(37:42):
some guy in the motorcycle died. Are we supposed to
care about that behavior or not?
Speaker 4 (37:47):
I like that, dude?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
What happened to that dude, What do you do? Do
you run? Did he get run over by a twicecle?
What the hell is going on here? Fill us in?
Speaker 4 (37:58):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
So what's the power line that over the road that
you really couldn't see until you get right on top
of it and it took him out?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
That's not cool. More cycles are fun until you get
killed on him and it's no fun.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Yeah, So it's uh, it's total drag.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
But the dude was coolly traveled around with a little
black cat and had a van and trailers.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
He actually traveled, unlike most of them.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yeah, well that's what these guys do. And we did.
Cowchi did take in Tator and he went to the
the Gator country out there and Loisiana and he was
upbsessed with some bus that was paid like a gator.
He was with his snatch, you know, they went there
and they hung out. So he's out there. You go
from a cesspool state to a real poor state, Mississippi.
(38:46):
The only white boy Mississippi and some white sirt with
big boobs that won't work out greg for the people
of color.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Yeah, so wow, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
What's going on with your cousin? Mister Jimmy, we were
discussing that. But what we know, you know, I guess
he was gonna go up to Virginia Beach and Media's girlfriend.
Is this just a rumor? Or is he just is
he gaslighting Life of Vibe or what's the deal?
Speaker 4 (39:17):
I didn't even catch on to that one when it happened.
I mean, I remember I'm saying it, and then she
came out, and I can see where she can feel.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
That way.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
He's being gaslighted. Do you know what that means?
Speaker 4 (39:33):
He's gaslighting? He ain't never gonna go above North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Well then she says every right to if she feels okay,
this is what Cowshit went through. And this is a
fact that he was threatened by gob Right and it's
called listen, it's called clear You know what. Do you
know what clear and present danger is? You know what
that is? That means if you if you were to
threatened Cowshit and for some reason you try to gaslight
him and say you're coming to the poor side, you'll
(39:59):
come into Minnesota. He feels threatened, he can legally take
you out. And then the core of law, he who
ask the people and know what would you do if
a guy came to you when they gaslighted. So if
he does do it, she has every right to take
every every means possible to eliminate the threat. As a lawyer,
(40:20):
yes or no, Yes or no.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
I always thought that was called the rules of engagement?
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Correct? What it's called clear and present danger? What they
say in the Marines? Have you seen the movie Clear
and Present Danger?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
That's isn't that where it goes down the chain of command? Yes,
and he tells, he tells what's his there's rules of engagement? Right,
But then if you get attacked or you're vulnerable, then yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Like it turns into clear and present danger, and then
the leading officer there can can.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
You eliminate the threat? So she could be armed, and
if he decided to look, and she could feel threatened
and run a bullet through his head and go to
court and say, hey, I felt threatened. Here's the clip.
I had thought you're going to take me out. And
if I was on if I was on maturity, I'd
say not guilty and she'd go free. All she needs
(41:16):
to un a good lawyer like you to say, close
your eyes, what would you do?
Speaker 4 (41:22):
Who do you see about that get away with a
lot of shit.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah, but by the time you call the police, you're
already halfway to the dates of heaven. So you call
the police when he's when he's gasping for air, and say, hey,
there's been a crime that you made it here and
there's a man grasping for his life.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
And then you have that there is if someone if
someone kills your wife and you're not there and you
don't have an alibi, you're going to jail. Correct correct,
because they're gonna they're gonna figure out some way to
pend it on.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
You keep in the wolf. He's in Saint Martin and
something happens you know what I'm saying, or call sudden
Douagia gets pushed off a bridge. She has I have
no idea what will happened? He was train's body. Hey
did you see what colshit named this channel now the
Calpole Podcast Exploring with Calpote. He changed the Colpot Podcast
(42:15):
to Exploring with Calpote, so he's.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Now okay, yeah, he changed.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
He changed it to something different than a podcast, So
now he's got an adventure channel and whatever. Well, so
he decided to do something different for fun.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
But anyways, he figured out to get out of the
basement of the house.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah, he's finally. Well, you know, I had Dave on
here and you know we're going back and forth. Day
refused to leave it. See, cowshit is thinking of raising
money and Gerb he wants to He wants to buy
his grandma's house and then kick him out Day twenty
five and then rent it to his ground for a
dollar and we'll make it into a party house. We'll
(42:55):
invite you an old men nation and maybe even blind
and be put on. We'll put blind views on a
Greyhound bus and ship them up took up to Rhode Island.
Because Okay, here's the whole thing. You live in the
Great State of Illinois's got a yes or no. Yeah,
So it'd be like you not knowing where Chicago is.
So you live in the Great State of Illinois. So
(43:18):
when cal Shit was a young little shit, he actually
thought Chicago was a was a state because it's all
you ever heard was Chicago, Chicago, Chicago. Dumbing up later
realizing that it was just a big city because you
never really heard Illinois. All you ever heard of Chicago.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
Well, in downstate Illinois, we just say Illinois is Iowa.
Down Chicago there you go.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Well, just like, could you imagine if Wisconsin would invade Iowa?
Could you imagine that in Minnesota? It's a barker a
deal just like Ukraine. Right, it'd be hilarious. Wisconsin invades
in Wisconi invades Iowa and then you know Calshit's at
the table negotiating a surrender. It be hilarious. All right,
We'll give a block of cheese for some cows, all right,
(44:03):
now get out, you know, i'd be kind of hilarious.
So anyway, so what's going on with your uncle out there?
Miss Arisota? Tim? We understand Hey real quick, cowshit. Notice
your girlfriend up there in Minnesota over sixty is on
her third electrical bike already. What's the deal with that
woman on the third bike already?
Speaker 4 (44:26):
I guess she wants some money.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
I mean, she's pimping it, man, but she's probably selling
all right, what we did we did.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Yeah, she even said, not only is she comp them
buy expense, she's making channel memberships where you got to
pay a dollar, dollar ninety or whatever to be a
member to get special shit.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Oh come on, now, she's she's gonna pimp herself for
that behavior.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
I knew I knew you weren't gonna like that one.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
That's stupid. I'll tell Colchit about that. He doesn't watch
all her stuff. It comes through. She's from Minnesota. Yeah,
he thinks she's a nice young lady. He'll support her
like he sports the Hussey and wandering Gypsy, even Carolyn
RV or the other crazy woman out there, because they
do get marginalized by people on here in harassmal. He's
all supporting people, anybody that wants to go out and
(45:13):
make a video. He thinks the world already wants you
to be successful. But when you start pimping yourself to
pay to listen to her, she's not Linda Ronstad. Okay,
she's a youtubeer.
Speaker 4 (45:23):
You know he's not paying.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
He's not paying for content for you or anybody else.
He clicks on a video, he'll watch it and share
it makes some psychiatrictly mark about your ship moves on
something more substantial. I'm surprised your buddy Tim hasn't done
that yet, hasn't made a channel membership.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
He's not very bright, So what's what's going on?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
You are?
Speaker 1 (45:46):
You are the lead hate watcher of Sarah Soota? Tim?
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Is that a yes or no, he's up to some Yeah,
I guess so he's up to something.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
What's he doing?
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Detective which I've called him Detective Gish, He's uh, he's
really going on, you know, I just watch I don't.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
I'm not gonna like investigat or anything. I'm just a
casual viewer. But supposedly had this huge fact pain where
you know, he wanted to get like oxy coding and
he only got muscle relaxers, and then today filmed the video.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
I never mentioned his back once.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Well, as Calshit says, you have to learn like coyl
Shit does when you lie, keep the lie. Know what
you really if you can't remember, write it down, so
before you go lie, because although you have to write
things down, where Colle Shit just goes live and does
what he has to do, you know, I mean, can't
(46:45):
you just go off the top of your head? Where's
wrong with you? I mean, I mean you'd be working
at Burriking now when you get your job Burriking, I
mean they're gonna they're gonna call things out to you.
You have to write it all down or what's to
deal with? Well?
Speaker 3 (46:56):
I have good points and I want to make sure
I don't forget it, and then I could go off
the top of my head, and then I'm gonna end
my video and go, oh, there's four things I wanted
to say and I didn't.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Well, we understand you're old, you're over the hill. What
are you pushing?
Speaker 3 (47:11):
Like?
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Seventy and about two hundred and ninety poundies.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
That true idea saying lies I'm going to be sixty
in six days.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Really, oh my goodness, what are you gonna do for
your birthday? You're going to go try to get arrested,
and downtown in Chicago, the city of organized crime, ladies
and gentlemen, look out, as George Surrogu says, He'll find
some way to get arrested in Chicago. But just remember
remember this, Carl lean in and listen. Okay, lean in,
(47:40):
you leaned in. You're not guilty as long as you
don't get caught. And if you get caught, just say listen.
I had no idea what I was doing. I'm on
the spectrum and they'll let you go your thoughts.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
Well, we got this place in Illinois. It's called Alexanders.
I think it's local, but other places have things similar.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
But it's where you get like twenty two ound steaks
and they have big indoor grills where you grill your
own steak with other people in the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
Yep, cal shits one a few of those. There was
one in Talia ride when they got married thirty one
years ago, and you could get your own steaks and
they usually one, he said. In Plymouth it was called
the hell was it called always? He was Howay's sake,
he said, And the same thing. You pick your steak
and could cook it right there. Those are cool.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
Yeah, that's always a good time because just like the
cruise or whatever, you're meeting people next to you that
you're grilling that you don't know and just talking having fun.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
It's a good time.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Yeah. Well, I see kelship put another breakfast Alma for
fun there. You know, maybe you'll come over and cook
your breakfast, you and your lovely wife on the deck.
You'll be in shore. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:51):
And the offer, yeah yeah, it made me hungry. I'm like, man,
I want some breakfast.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Oh yeah, that's some good stuff. He likes baking breakfast. Tonight.
Since they had a work, they had a big taco
bar for for Sanko Demayo. He was huge. He didn't
know that, so he brought his own lunch, so he
got free tacos. Today he had like the lady goes, well,
he's coming back the third time, and he who's counting.
He came back for he had the hard tacos. Then
(49:17):
he even went back for for two diven soft. He
had fourth, so we had two hard talk and then
he had he had almost three soft tacos and just
stuffed his face full. It was great. It was a
nice big taco bar for Seko Demayo. They were playing
Latino music the whole time. It was epic behavior. Because
tonight it was supposed to be Taco Nights.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
We called Sue.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Ellen and said we're gonna have to switch it up.
So he goes, well, guess what you're going to be
grilling out tonight. So he's the bitch boy on the
grill tonight this summer, the summer, the summer has arrived
in the great state of Minnesota. They'll be on the deck.
They had meat loaf on the on the grill on
Sunday night. So that was the time of their lives.
So there are Kiddie Bosco hates him because then he
(50:02):
can't sit on the table as they eat and feed him,
so he has to watch them eat out on the tech.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
So, yeah, do you have sunshine all day today?
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Oh yeah, they're no sunshine. Well, I live in Pennsylvania
for what I was told Minnesota. Yeah, that's okay. I
live in Pennsylvania. I live. I live in the outskirts
where blind Views is. But Cowshit had some nice weather
from what he told me. Because Cawshit got home and
he said he was tired, so he said, listen, haggy rants,
why don't you go live talk about things you and
(50:30):
Dave And he said, okay, So Cowshit will have a
live show on Thursday, because tomorrow it's the National Fixing League.
You can't forget to put that round for the r oh,
you know that weekly show. He did his NHL Round two,
you know, for his NHL. So it's like having the
time of his life. So but you know, we saw
(50:51):
the did we saw the Hunch was trying to gaslight
the Canadians and the Canadian guy told the Hunch listen, buddy,
Canadians not for sale. So that was kind of you
don't you know why he likes that Canuck guy because
he's a pretty smart guy. That's why he likes the
Canadian guys. He used to be a banker.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
So yeah, I got a guy in my comments that
wants me to be a maple leaf stand now that the.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
Black Hawks are out of there.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
Yeah, well, Kalshit's in the bandwagon all the Florida Panthers,
but he knows if they lose, he's going to take
the maple trees. So hey, so if the Hunch opens Alcatraz,
would you be willing to apply to be the head
geek at Alcatraz? The Hunch wants to open it up,
what do you think would you be willing to work?
Speaker 4 (51:38):
And that is one of the most ridiculous things I
ever heard.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Well, he could be an imbecile. We all know he
just he gassed lights and it is what it is.
Speaker 4 (51:47):
He's in real estate, so he should know better.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
Well, here's the problem with the Hunch is someone has
said and Calshit has said before, and someone talked about it.
That's why he doesn't like to pay bills because that's
considered a negative. You're losing money when you pay a bill.
So when you go to McDonald tomorrow and you pay
for your meal, that is continued to net. You're losing
money even though you're buying food. You get what I'm
(52:12):
trying to say to you. In his mind, that's why
he didn't pay his bills back in Minnesota. He's still
owes Saint Cloud two hundred and fifty thousand dollars for
us get together.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
Yeh see Alcatraz they should the national government should sell
it and let him put up like ten mansions on it.
Speaker 4 (52:30):
Absolutely Couch has been there, make tons of money. It's
cool that there too.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
He was there twenty five years ago, his lovely wife.
He was cool. He just I don't think the Hunt
realized how much money would cost to do that, and
you can't house a lot of people. It's just he
just doesn't get They already have the Mighty Max out
there in Colorado.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
Yeah, the Colorado one there. Shit, no one's even come
close to having any problems.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
I start rolled by their many time when they've been
to Colorado. Just build a second one. But you know,
all the Hunch is I me Haggi Rantz. I've been
a big fan of the Hunch. But he does have
his problems. But he was out with They think he's
congenital decline going down, but didn't go. He's in coherent.
If it's kind of funny to watch the Hunch and
then here's nothing about the Hunch. In the interview, she
(53:15):
asked him, if you can, you're going to uphold the constitution.
He didn't know. Well, when he took the when you
take the oath, you are told you will uphold the constitution.
He said, he didn't know.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
That.
Speaker 4 (53:28):
You said the same thing with the military.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Right, you are told. He didn't know. Yes, you will
uphold the law, Hunch, that's what you're supposed to do,
the Hunch, you uphold the if you were to work
for the if you work for the government, like up
in the White House, you make that pledge because you're
working from inside the government. You have to make that
(53:51):
pledge you will uphold the constitutional and the same thing.
You know. It's like taking a crap. But he didn't
know that in the interview, and then he got mad
the lad because she was asking watch that you didn't
want to hear. Gas is not gone anywhere. It's been
kind of up. So it's kind of fun to watch
the Hunch kid all upset and frightened anything else. So
it is what it is you know, but uh yeah, Alkatres,
(54:13):
maybe you can go work there after Burking finally fires
your ass and says get out of here. We all
know you got fired from from Walmart for you know,
stealing clothes and stuff. But you know that, you know,
just you just blamed on somebody else. They gave you
the final check and you left. You know, it's where
she goes, Yes, what's the while that happened to get caught?
You just go, no big deal. You know you you
(54:36):
were you were trying to copy uh good old Cera
soil tim and be turning clothes to the line and.
Speaker 4 (54:43):
It's getting close for stripping when we go stripping.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, you gotta have them clothing, you know,
you know the time you.
Speaker 4 (54:49):
Have all the outfits, a little cowboy outfit exactly.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
You were going to try to be the Santa Claus
during Christmas and sit there and you know, you know,
and then have extra little cash and the side you
should be a Santa Claus to go people and then
be Santa Claus people's Christmas parties. You could make some
extra girl, you know, cowshit knew a person that she
was a clown, but she also made she also made
money as Santa Claus. She would go bean female Santa Claus.
(55:13):
People loved it. She would go to places houses and
private parties and be Santa Claus. And she also would
go to would do clown shows for kids to get together.
Made damn good money. But yeah, you could be the
Santa Claus. You could run around town and be a
Santa Claus, make help, good money. Christmas every day was
Santa Claus, you know, but it is what it is, man.
But yeah, how's your how's some of the haters out there?
Speaker 4 (55:38):
How is it Morning doing?
Speaker 1 (55:39):
How is she doing these days? Is she on the weak?
Speaker 4 (55:42):
But he's doing good.
Speaker 3 (55:44):
Morning's doing great. She's still talks about him, but she
does to be any stuff. And she's fighting for parking
space every day.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Oh my goodness, cowshit. You used to listener once in
a while, but it was just the parking behavior. Was
this drove them insane. She wouldn't be locked, but he
would grow it right down there in some door and
she'd be spawn back. And where he's he doesn't he
blind views, He won't give him a like at all.
He used to say stuff to him and he blocked. Cowshit,
(56:13):
I'm bold channeled because he's a nancy boy. The blind
News blocked him because he would say dumb stuff and
he couldn't handle that behavior. I mean, is it true
that he got driven outside by you and then cowshit
that's why he's walking around outside? Is that true?
Speaker 4 (56:29):
Yeah? Well now he had to u Now he just
has to stay home because she won't drive him anyway.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
Well, did you blame the war?
Speaker 3 (56:35):
So he's doing the same old stuff behind his house
with the trains and the houses across the street.
Speaker 4 (56:43):
We don't we don't have that nice neighborhood he got
kicked out of.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
Yeah, they probably called up. And so there's a homeless
man walking around out there. He looks like a piker.
I mean, he has more tattoos than anything else. I mean,
I mean, let's let's let's get a little nice before
he walk outside and scare the children for Christ's sake.
I mean, my god, why do you think cowshit walks
through the woods. No one can see him except women,
and then he calls in the first round draft choice
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or something to their face. You know, says I kind
of tell you you know that one and he said,
you know, he does. The next couple of videos are
gonna are gonna be say to mont and what are
you gonna take your wife on a nice trip to
Saint Martin taker out of the country.
Speaker 3 (57:22):
You know, it's like, what's your name? And she's like
Betty And he's like, no, I meant the dog. I'm
hitting on your dog, not you.
Speaker 1 (57:34):
That's right. Yeah, you like he's a big dog, you know,
he always he always makes sure he's he's a doggie.
It's amazing when he's walking around he sees a dog.
Some dogs are not You can't even pet them. I mean,
if you your dog can't get along with somebody else,
you're a bad owner. You have to socialize your dog. Okay.
It's amazing how people have to hold their dog as
you walk by because the dog is so horribly done.
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He said that many many times he's walking up or
just without a camera, he's walked on the trail and
dogs can't it can't talk, can't be petted because you're
afraid they're gonna bite somebody. You're not a guard dog
on the trail. He makes he amazes he sees that
so much. Plenty of dogs to day tell me once
he likes to pet doggies. He saw a lot of
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nice dogs. And down in Saint Martin, they just rolling
the streets and they're really nice. They walk up, can
they walk along with you? They're really sweet. He did
say he did see a mama with three kitties under
under a doorstep. There was three kitties. She was really small,
but there was three cats under a thing, so you
pet them before he left what he was said, and
then he saw he was going down three ninety four
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today and there was there was this busy highway and
there was two geese with four little babies walking along
the highway and it's like, where in the hell are
you gonna go? It was kind of sad, but he
can't really pull over.
Speaker 2 (58:55):
You know.
Speaker 1 (58:55):
It's in the middle of the highway on three ninety four.
So I don't know however they got on there. Man,
they're gonna have to Toronto back. But but anyways, it's
just I don't know. He sees a lot of weird
stuff these days. But uh, we only hope Timmy's back
gets better. We hope. We don't want to I mean,
if he was if he went to the hospital, what
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would you be if you want the hospital, would you
would you visit him. Would you go down there and
nurse him back to health? Yeah, if he was in the.
Speaker 4 (59:25):
Hospital, he's gonna die in his tin can hook might
be there for a week or two and someone someone
will find him because I wonder what the smell is.
Speaker 1 (59:35):
Oh my goodness. Then what would you do if Timmy?
If Timmy quit or died or was a hospital, who
would you live? What would you do then? What would
you do?
Speaker 2 (59:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (59:47):
I guess you just have to hang out with Camfote.
Speaker 1 (59:50):
Oh my goodness, Yeah, you'd be I mean, boy, you
need to be so boring. You you'd lose all your stuff.
I mean, you have to fire somebody. You have to
find someone to talk about.
Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Mean, Yeah, my sons would go I've become demonetized.
Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Yeah you could. You could be Timmy part too, you.
Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Know, but that would that would make me free because
then I could do absolutely whatever it felt like.
Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Yeah, Kara him, call yourself Illinois Carl or something like that.
You know, city you've organized crime, call yourself or something
like that. Carl the mafia. You know what I'm saying.
That's what you can do.
Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
I was doing that at the beginning. I was out
in the field showing people baby coin, look at what
only went in, saw.
Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Cow shits, walked through the He did a few video
one time, long time ago, walking through cornfields. Walking through
was kind of funny, as I hopefully that it was
kind of funny to do. He did some of that stuff,
all kind of weird stuff, and but you know, it
is what it is, Carl. I mean, don't understand sometimes
when you're bored, you know, and you know he suffered
(01:00:54):
through a few of them. The daily Wu Daily Wu
wants have a meet and greet. That's one thing you
want to have. He wants you to come and see
me and greet. We we personally think, we personally think
Sarah so a Tim would have a ship of meet
and greet.
Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
I think if we want to meet greet, he would
be doing already, we do it right.
Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
It would be epic and I guarantee it Morning would
be there. We personally think Morning could marry him.
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
She would do it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
She would marry him if she could do it. I really,
we personally think Morning would marry him.
Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
You know, I don't think so if they were together,
that would be hilarious.
Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Oh I know, And she'd he'd drop her off at work,
and she'd bitch about the parking. He's just amazing. He
just he's amazed that the woman bitches about parking when
he gets to work at six o'clock in the morning.
Gets what the parking lot's emp Besides the company trucks,
he could park with the hell he wants to park.
He has his own little spot because he's the first
person in the building, so you have to worry about
(01:01:53):
fighting for anything. When he worked at Perkins, you know,
he was a purposely park up front. So they caught him,
like what a year later he'd park they'd get mad
at him. Who's car? Who's grenada? He had a Granada?
And who's black ganada?
Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
And he denied it until finally about a month a
year later, they saw him getting out one day and
they said, you can't park there. So he did that
and another Perkins he worked, he helped out for like
about two weeks. He parked right next to handicapped spot
until they caught him, you know, so he would park
right up auld. They make it like the Minards or something.
They make it parkway in the back, and his buddy
works for Minards. He parked up front for like about
(01:02:30):
a month and a half, they finally caught him. You know,
they are they gonna do for you, you know, So
he would do that on purpose because just to piss
people off. You know, he walked right in. He parked
front row. You know, people did you know whatever it was.
So that's what he like. He likes to do that
kind of stuff to piss people off.
Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
It's like the park right up front, so he has
his own darking spot, but he likes to just could
we could imagine her trying to find a parking spot
like casino, because you know how old people do. They
stock spots. They drive up and down till they find
the right spot at at at casinos, that's what they do.
They go back and forth and back and forth and
back and forth, especially if.
Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
The well, the one we have has a shuttle. So yes,
it doesn't really matter where you're parking. But I don't know,
I just walk.
Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
It's good for her to work off a little that
baby fat. Would you not agree a little bit of
that baby fit, you know, not saying she's o bees.
We just need her to sweat a little bit, you know,
make her into work, you know, get her blood pumping,
so it's all we ever asked. But old mad Nation,
I see he tried to trigger your brother, blind Views.
(01:03:37):
He tried to trigger him on the video.
Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
He tried to Yeah, that was a good one.
Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
That that was pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
He went for him.
Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
And then I even had someone in my comments saying, well,
blind Views has admitted that he watches tim Now, I
don't really know if he admitted that.
Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
He's kind of having to because he can along hi
it he did.
Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
He listened cow Shit listened I think the one the
other a couple one before he listened to why he
was working and he said he does listen to him now,
so he's admitted it that he's he has admitted to
it cond not all the time, but he claims once
in a while.
Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
So yeah, because in my video I said he wants
his cake and eat it too, because he's trying to say,
oh I don't like Timmy's not worth my time.
Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
Well, then while you spending any time, why.
Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
You put him in and why putting the thumbnails? That's
what he's doing, and it's just it's hey, you listen
to the cowshit says three videos from Timmy. He listened
to part of the one. He just mainly listens to you,
and he listens to the other guy, and he made
comments of what he sees on on on the on
the thing from you. So it's what he does. And
he calls you to come on the show and talk
about it. I mean, he's just there's too much stuff
(01:04:48):
cowshit consumes. He listens to MSNBC about the hunch, you know,
and you know, and just about people bitching about about
the hunch and how he's declining and the dumb stuff.
He says, it's epic. He gets these interviews and people
call it the hunch, and he gets mad when people
interview him. And that's a question you just want to
be asked. So he gets all upset and galuchit likes
(01:05:08):
when he gets all pistol off. So it is what
it is.
Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
That's a way all that castitutions a little disturbing.
Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
No, yeah, well, I mean, okay, you put you didn't
put his hand in the Bible. But that's a question
you as when you ask that question, you know, if
it's it's Carl, if you work somewhere at at KFC,
you're high up in the in the in there and
they had that special recipe, and are you gonna are
you going to keep that secret? Yes or no? And
(01:05:36):
you're gonna go yes, I am. They ask you know,
KFC has there certain things, just like any restaurant you
work at, and there's a certain thing they have. And
I ask you, Carl, will you always keep the secret
of what we do here? And you're like, oh, maybe,
I don't know. That's not the answer I want to hear.
Do you love your wife? I think so? You know
the answer is yes, I do you know that? You
(01:05:58):
get you get my point? You know do you care
about your wife? Would you protect her? I think so? No, Yes,
I will, I will? You know? I mean that's what
you say. Are you in love with your wife? Or
do you love her? You love her? What do you know?
You get my point? That's what the hunch pissed me off.
You know you better? Better? You better?
Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
I'll hold it.
Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
You should know. I don't know really, but that's just
the hunch for it. That's Donald Jerry anyways, you know
anything else? Because Calshit says that he has to be
on his way and the Grill is getting ready to go,
so he appreciates you calling into the show. All right, yeah,
(01:06:42):
all right, Carl, The hater. He's out there in the outskirts,
and you have a good time in the great State
of Chicago or is it Illinois? We don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
Somewhere you need to go.
Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
That ghost town on the on the very end of
the river down there, the one in the very south
end of Illinois. How far is that from your house?
Pretty you gotta go anyway, Tell your wife who run
away from home. Tell you have a mission to accomplish.
Tell me Kyle Pete's sleeping in a building and you're
ready to You're gonna take over Cairo for like about
(01:07:15):
two weeks, and you're gonna be a daily wood with
a kerkbagger, and you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Rule the whole city.
Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
You know, you're gonna call it Carl, Carl cal Cayl
Carl City of Illinois.
Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
So anyways, young man, you can help the population.
Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Absolutely, all right, young man, you tell the lovely wife
hag you ransom. Day twenty five says Hi, But we
don't say hello, and you behave yourself or we're gonna
call the police. There he goes, Carl, he's the man
from the Great State of Illinois. All right, you guys,
it's me.
Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Day twenty five you guys if my pace Millie's been
on the military m force on the branches. We only
to appreciate you guys out very much. I'm a loser.
I had been to lose my whole life, and that's
what I do. I just, you know, don't too much
at all. I belong in the Who's Coow, But you know,
it is what it is. Man. You know I'm here
and hear saying lives man, I don't know. I'm still
(01:08:13):
distraught over Papa grizz and dying and my fiance being
in the whos coow, and I just I get very
very upset and frighten. Cow shit's gonna go grill out
and make some food. So everyone behaved themselves and you
all be good and be good at it, and uh,
(01:08:35):
you know, God bless America. Punch down Jay.
Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
It is what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
And we appreciate all the stuff out there. And Haggie
rant stake you too much having me on. And I
love all you trolls out there, everyone that loves me.
I belong in the Who's Coow. I hope he gets
out soon. I love you, Papa Grizzi. I always love you,
my Grandma. I'm sorry, for what I've done. And I
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know I'm not a nicest person in the world. It
is what it is. But anyway, you.
Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Guys, yeah, you guys to be Jeff Haggy age from
a Lee and we appreciate all you guys do. Live
from Pennsylvania, the whole cold fire. They're in the center Trailia, Pennsylvania.
Thanks Carl, You're just a great guy. I appreciate here.
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And here's saying li I'm mixed flour with cowpode. Oh yeah, dudes,
we need some of this. Hell yeah, crowds on their feet.
Bye bye, alive Collie, show CALLI show CALLI show see it.
But y'all later. I love you all. Yeah, you do
(01:09:51):
them right. Settle down, settle down, settle down, settle down.
See you guys all litter bitch please make bitch boy