HAGYRANTS SPEAKS the life and times of Loser Dave 25 With Karl Mr Crash

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Two twenty five A name so bold. He's got the secrets.
The story's untiled in his world, He's.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
The king of the game, flipping the script, rewriting the fame.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Get twenty five holds you. Yeah, gets true. What you're
gonna do, what you're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
He's a collection in the system. The master Q.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Day twenty five holds you.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Day twenty five owns you.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
He's got a realist of dreams, on't repeat every step.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
He takes a digital thief, takes about down the yagorithms sway.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
When Day twenty five comes out to play, a questioning
is a code to break? Is it the truth or
a grand mistake?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Take forty five holds you.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yet, it's true what you're gonna do, What you're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
He's a collection the system. The master queue. Day twenty
five owns you.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
He's got a playlist.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
The dreams on't repeat every step.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
He takes a digital beat a pixels about down the
Yago rhythms way. When Day twenty five comes out.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
To play, your fingers a coat to break? Is if
the truth for a grand mistake? Day twenty five holds you.
Yet it's true what you're gonna do what you're gonna do.
The Day twenty five owns you.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
A shadowing the wires, a spark in the sky.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
You can't outrun him, don't even try.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
He's a fan of Red the Ghost in the Shoe.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Day twenty five.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Owns you, and Day twenty five owns you.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Day twenty five OWDs you. Well, well well, ladies and gentleman.
It's hot. It's a hot he geef Emi Lee on
the hell are you that? It's called Dave twenty five?
O ju, I'm always gonna run another one and called

(02:18):
David's a celebrity? How the hell are you? It's been
what do they say, a hot minute? It hasn't been
on this video platform. This is gonna go up on
the acam aka the Adventure channel. Joosh, it's been out
to prove the proof that he can get more of these,

(02:41):
even though it's not monetized over on the Explore channeling
over here and the Adventure barely makes twenty you know,
trying to prove that proof, making out bold face lies
about the Sarasota Tim Hayter program over there, he has
more fun with the hate watch and he does and
says soa Tim he's only seen two people do videos

(03:04):
of the whole behaviors. He's having the time of his loge.
But we have the loser here of himself.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
Yeah, guy hits me. Dave twenty five cows should had
some mere problems. He has got to get his protests
pract what do they call that prostate.

Speaker 8 (03:20):
Check for cancer? The other day that's.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
Out and about and he had his right ear was
all plugged up at worch day and he had lay
in the bed for half hour away.

Speaker 8 (03:29):
See, we don't put.

Speaker 7 (03:30):
Stuff in there, and it's funny. He can finally hear
himself think about things. And so I called him up
and he's like, no, he's not going to do anything.
Once he uploaded some stuff from the Minnesota State Fair,
they took the breath for a walk around down in
the lake, saw some turtles and they both went boopy
and he got back. He's like, well, you know that

(03:51):
I had to call him. Of course, you know he
was done the giggling. Some guy came on he won
cols should tell him about safe sex. Well, yeah, and
he see what it maybe, but you know it's the
life and times of Dave the Loser, Day twenty five,
which is me. And I've always said I'm a celempathy.
Y'all know that I am. And he gets her Day
twenty five owns you and he wrote it. That's a

(04:14):
world premiere songs right here on the Adventure Channel. And
MI name is Day twenty five and I was Peggy family.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
And uh yeah yeah, so we all know this loser, right?
What is what? Okay tells? She gives nicknames the people.
That's what he does. He is nickname for all the
quarterbacks the National fix It League. He's got nicknamed for
his lovely wife. He calls a girl that work shobbles
and other people miss Piggy. He worked with at International

(04:45):
hair Goods, and she does and always calling miss Vicky,
was calling her miss Piggy, but then he decided to
call her, call her the Phillips with Miss Vicky right mourning.
Oh you know, so she's a you know, the New
York dim Way. He's going over there. And then I
got a poor man cruise, you know, New York Danielle.
So he's got him all triggered because he makes fun

(05:07):
of him. Play news just let he finally Obama finally
let him travel because he said he couldn't travel because
he's lugely blind. Right, well, it's see the celebrity one
looks like Joelle, Here you go.

Speaker 9 (05:21):
Right, he's gonna have shark like night flashes, sound like
he's at Jordan life.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Go on his best tick, floaded and done. He's got
the world on strength. It's gun five. Twenty five is
a slibity live in the drink.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
It's a fantasy.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Lights on his face, him on his chase, Damn tony
five celebrity.

Speaker 10 (06:02):
He walks smil holds his breath. Every step he takes
feels like a theft. To talk of the down a
game of them flyes the show never a sindspent?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Is he real or just a screen?

Speaker 8 (06:22):
Is the song boring?

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Between the twenty five is a celebrity.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Live in the dream.

Speaker 10 (06:32):
It's a fantasy.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Blacks on his face, camera's chase. Dave twenty five is
a celebrity.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Doping the lights.

Speaker 10 (06:44):
Got then does the glitter with him?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Is he just a boy.

Speaker 10 (06:49):
Asking the noise? He's got a hair cut, sharp black

(07:11):
flashes his son like he's on a drinking life.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Goal on his bist take him load every time. He's
got the world all straight.

Speaker 10 (07:21):
It's sublime.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Dave twenty five is a celebrity living the drink, gets
a fantasy lights on his face, came on his chase.
Dave twenty five is a celebrity, go in the lights,
go dead little with it? Is he just a boy

(07:45):
plust in the noise.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
And the lights fed him?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Does the glitter with it?

Speaker 10 (08:00):
Is he just a boy busting the noise?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yo j gentlemen. So you know that comes off this
lovely AI music website. He used to pay for it.
Gaoshit did. Anybody wants to cut clip goes and put
it up on a channel, go ahead, just get shit credit.
It's all yeah, but you type it in and it'll
give you a song. And he he at work they
were gonna throw away a CD downloader and he's like,

(08:27):
he took it out of the recycle bin, got a
chord for it, and he made a double CD of
a bunch of songs he wrote, and uh, he plays
the man who work one day and it was a
dodge Brother was his favorite song of them all, and
people are like, what's that doing? Well, it's AI. So
he wrote a bunch of fun little songs and now
it's free of charge. But he can't download it onto
these channels like he was doing it. No one cared,

(08:50):
and no one, no one cared about new music. Bruce Springsteen,
like Gauchit said, put out a letter to you, great album.
Cowshit has a regular six switcher and his and his
fake are in the two thousand and five, the two
thousand and two CRV and runs him through all the time,
and no one cares. So it's just fun. He can
make music like this, writing fun stuff. And you know,

(09:13):
you're all kinds of fun stuff. You know, I can
write one. Hagy Rants rules YouTube. Let me see Haggy Rants.
But anyways, you guys, we're here to talk about the life,
life and life and times.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
Rules, rules, Hang on a.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Second, Hang on a second, Rules rules YouTube. All right,
all right, we'll write it up. We'll see that hap
what it does. Here we go, Hagy Rants Rules YouTube.
So anyways, you guys, so we're here to talk about

(09:50):
Douche Day twenty five.

Speaker 11 (09:52):
Right.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
He thinks he's a celebrity. Right, he thinks he owns
and bemoans people, never leaves the house. He lives in
Rhode Island. Okay, he lives in Rhode Island and does
not know where block Island is Okay, he is going
to be in the Who's Guy with his fiance. He's
he is so overly crushed that fat boy allegedly Papa

(10:14):
Grizz He's dad. We all know angry Grandpa allegedly is dead.
Remember that's a fake show. Okay, it's a fake show.
And he was all upset about that that he went
down the road, and you know, he didn't come out
of his house for days when AGP went down. He
wanted to go to the funeral. They won't let him in.

(10:35):
But you live in a state of Rhode Island. He's
a bandwagon rider. Be thinks he's a tea part of
your fan of black Hawks fan pencil. Tick calls Couchit
four to five times a day about behaviors. Thinks he's
going to go to a group home or something in
the effect of whatever it was that Couchit talked about
recorded he hung up because you know, he's the same

(10:55):
one who deleted behaviors from Cowchhit's channel. When he gave
him me in and we were all got to weird stuff.
Tried to help the guy out, but he's just a loser.
Ladies and gentlemen, the life and time he's pushing three
hundred pounds. Think about that. Five nine loves wrestling. You
all know the storyline is fake, right you all know that.

(11:18):
I hopefully you all know that. Okay, it's fake. We
understand the throwing around. I remember when Calushit was calling
that out and what's his name from network in Amberley
Ambrosia where he had a woman crushed on. Amberley was
all mad at Colship. We understand, he understands, but you
can't live your life. That's why the hat. Any time

(11:39):
I lay here, we believe. We love ghosts and work
in the overnight shift, just security guard.

Speaker 11 (11:46):
You know.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
You know that's what I like to do. And to
be in the Hag of Emilee. You've got to not
spell right correctly, watch video games, review stuff. Got a
rule you have to you have to be part of
the high I believe you type in my name and
I thought all to the bedews out there. I was
over on Twitch. When I'm back now exploring it's what.

(12:09):
I have no idea what, but it is absolutely epic.

Speaker 8 (12:14):
Yeah, you guys made the eight twenty five. I know,
I know, I know, I know. I've been.

Speaker 7 (12:20):
I've had I've tried really hard to be something. But
I'm a loser and I understand that I'm living in
my grandma's basement. I'm baking an injury. I've been a
very protester, little pig my whole life.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
You know.

Speaker 7 (12:36):
My dad ruined me from day one and named me junior.
And now look at me. I'm here stuck on YouTube.
I'm doing this here saying lives and he'll do it
for your mongering radio. And see, here's what cowshit wanted
to prove to his wife and proved to me and
other people that the Explored channel, which was just kind

(12:57):
of fun, it was the podcast he wanted to prove
to people. Okay, the eventually channel hasn't gone anywhere. He
puts videos and when it comes to November, it's going
to be every other day or real time. It's been
a lot of work for three years, every single days
and then coming up for him to do and he
gets it now. Ring a cup of tea, he leaves
the house and does videos. So in November it will

(13:19):
be every other when it's run real time. But he
wanted to prove to people, to prove the proof like
the Lake, not the late great, but the great ever
James Hubburn that drama rules on YouTube. Then he's been
doing videos making up bold phase lives about people. You
remember well when he had annow it said Arizona Greper

(13:40):
had passed away and what's your name called him up
and much he talked to the other day, sweet Melissa,
what have you done?

Speaker 1 (13:50):
What have you done?

Speaker 7 (13:53):
And he did that and he's have some fun. He's
pronounced me dead picks squeak mr Neilly. But he did
one for Burnham Exposure and it's getting like five hundred views.
It just broke a files hime, okay, because he made
up a bold face lie, which people love.

Speaker 8 (14:10):
And that's what's the wrestling community that I belonged to.

Speaker 7 (14:13):
The idiot from from U Brooklyn, my boy, you know
the comments everything on they'll be on the monetize. But
he wanted to prove that people really don't care about
travel videos. Not the couch has a great travel stuff,
but he does go and show the field things. But
he's running, running, But he's done a lot of stuff
the last three years. He dedicated himself that behavior. But

(14:36):
he said, let's do some other fun videos on the
other channel and just make up bold face lies like
he's got a couple coming on on New York Daniels, you.

Speaker 8 (14:45):
Know, the Jim Witt from New York.

Speaker 7 (14:47):
He's a hater of Sarah sorta Tim you know, claiming
he made money for his cruise and he went on
a poor cruise and he's carousing around and the Barnham
Exposure one he hasn't been back since he announced it.

Speaker 8 (14:59):
Maybe he is.

Speaker 7 (15:00):
And New York Dan took that and said, guess what
he heard from Cowpo that he passed away and then
he put it on private when no one knows because
he not showed his face. So it's just been interesting
to say to realize and say that YouTube sells drama, drama, drama.
Look at kid behind the camera. Somebody made it coming

(15:21):
on his video the other day. Yeah, he has twenty
five years and you're one of them. And just like
when a Haggi Bailey would come over, he would say
thank you so much. So let's see what his Haggy
rants rules. YouTube sounds like.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
Queens Cold.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Scrolls quick.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
All I want hawdr Rough calls you tube breaking it down,
breaking the tube, Pagaron scrolls you tube creaking Once a
new Baker a rhythms damps, a shadow play, tiding hearts

(16:27):
in a.

Speaker 12 (16:27):
Pig so ballet, famous, free ning, some might say, but
huey are.

Speaker 13 (16:38):
Still hit in your play.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Every scroll of brand new fight.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Chasing fame in.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Me had run holls you tube, breaking it down, breaking
the tube, padron you cube cricket was and you beglue.

(17:15):
Tangled wires, electric streams living inside your Glowing Dreams.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
A million likes, a thousand memes, but.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
It's not as easy, fason seems tangled wise, Electric streams

(17:54):
living inside your Glowing dreams A million likes a thousand means,
but it's not skizy same since breaking it down, breaking

(18:16):
the tune alls YouTube click at once and you peak
glue Tangled wagers liked rhythms, dance, shadow play, guiding hearts

(18:37):
and picks so famous.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
That's enough for that behavior. We're going to write another
one later on. Here it's called Overnight. Oh shis Champion Limited.
Sorry you in freens I demand right now, your request
could be completed. Your credits have been refunded. Please try
again later on. We can't do it because it's just
what he's not me and it's free, so whatever. Maybe
there's no credits we'll see if we'll go again here

(19:04):
overnight security guard, we'll see it happened. Now there's limited
Now that's all the fun we can have right now.
We wrote real quick. So anyways, so yeah, that was
that was okay song hey E Ranch rules YouTube and
Dave or twenty five owns you and then whatever.

Speaker 8 (19:21):
Maybe I'm a selepity.

Speaker 7 (19:23):
Yeah, I know I've had a very boring life and
my I I want to marry Pickle girl. I spoke
to his her mom, and I didn't get a chance
to touch her uncle before he passed away. I was
very very disappointed in the behavior of that that I

(19:44):
couldn't speak to him, and I was very very mad.
I was like, come on, man, why can't I want
to marry your niece? But he wouldn't let me. My
con dude, but drowning, So you know want sometimes you
want to just you know, you think to yourself, come on,
it's but yeah, you know, I'm my life, I'm a loser.

(20:06):
I'm going to be in the hoose cow before I
know it because I've been harassing people to dirt, napp
and that kind of behavior, and I just sit around
wait for drama. I mean, Nelly Green owns me and
you know, Trash and Tina d and Cowshits making up
lies over on their channel to prove the point that
drama sells for you people on YouTube. You don't support

(20:29):
people if it's who he likes to hust Carpegger.

Speaker 8 (20:34):
Daily wu or. I mean, there's many many.

Speaker 7 (20:36):
People that are out there that do fun stuff that
you could listen to, get educated, reach help meet people,
but you don't because it's your too busy doing whatever
you want to do. Right, That's just the way she goes.
I mean, it's just, you know, I don't know. Some
people just don't get it. They get all bitter about it.
But it's the way she goes, man. I mean, you
know sometimes it's like, okay, you know, I like drama, drama, drama, drama, drama.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
That's what they like.

Speaker 7 (20:59):
They like to drama and drama and drama and drama.
Oh my god, we got to have the drama. If
they don't have the drama, well then guess what what
else you're gonna listen to?

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Right?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Nothing?

Speaker 7 (21:09):
And you know, Cowshit's proved the proof over there. I'm
lovely and talented And on this other channel, he had
the lovely e splored channel that people just can't handle
that and they get all bitter about it, and I'm
upset and frightened, and that he loves telling bull face
lies and you know, he.

Speaker 8 (21:26):
Flushes out the truth.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
That's what he does, he tell his wives.

Speaker 7 (21:29):
And you know, I've been trying to, you know, move
to Sydney, Ohio, and you know, leave my grandma behind.

Speaker 8 (21:36):
And I don't talk to my mother. She's not you know,
she doesn't.

Speaker 7 (21:40):
She refuses to talk to me, you know, and my
father named being junior, and one thing left the next
before I know it. Here I am, you know, stuck
on YouTube doing here's saying Live with Haggie Rants the
Hay family and you know, troubling everybody else. And you know,
cowshit's over there in their channel, making stupid videos and

(22:00):
making a bullf his lies and doing just you know,
nonsense videos, walking around real fanning for a dead man.
And you know, he one thing he's been doing, he's
been pimping in Sarasota Tim's name and the haters and
making him the time of his life doing it. But
the bury him exposure passed away was in the same
vein of Arizona ingrade and then he claimed he went

(22:20):
to his funeral last week in Michigan.

Speaker 8 (22:23):
He played the whole thing out and the guy never
showed his face, So.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
We don't know.

Speaker 7 (22:27):
Maybe he is dead, We don't know. So it's just
what's a second that this as a second hit yours one.

Speaker 14 (22:40):
Screams the midknife call echoes bout south. Every well clicks,
they rise as fall one of you with a should
you break kids down? Breaking to hadra s rules you

(23:02):
to click in once You'll be cluded.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Algorizzo dance a shadow play gudd in hats and thick ballet,
same sleeting, some might say, but here we are still hitting.

Speaker 13 (23:21):
Replay every school brand new fight, She said, famely online
had rust rules your tube, breaking it down, breaking.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
The tube, had rules your tube. Click in once, you'll
be cluted.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Algarizzl stance a shadow play gudd in hats and thick ballet,
same as sleeting. Some might say, but here we are
still hitting. Replay every school brand new fighting takes this fing.

Speaker 13 (24:04):
Like Hares scool.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
You you breaking down, breaking the duke Hadras scools you
You clicking once.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
And you'll be good. Tangles strict streams, living side shoke
coin string lillion like thousands.

Speaker 13 (24:30):
But it's not as easy as it seems.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
See ladies and get right there. You should take that
that song you could dance to. You could change the
lyrics on there. It's an EPIX song written right before
your very eyes. Here. Hey, family, that's what we do here,
you know I mean? But yeah, Dave, it's just it's
a life and times we loser, you know, it's always
doing we hopefully he will go to jail to the

(25:10):
Huskau been extremely quiet around here with his young ass
on you couch. HiT's going on for he's going off
for Latino food, Mexican food in the outskirts. He's never
a choice, three choices, and she said Chinese or you
want to have your your favorite Mexicani stopped. We all

(25:31):
take that one and have really good tacos. And it's
a really nice, really cool place, really nice out there,
and Chest gets cool as hell, so gonna go out
there and kick it.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
Old school.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
So he's got to sit as a young uns up
at one thirty in the f in the morning, go
to work, make money. You know, came over with a
bundle of cash. Huts your hands out, so making left
and right. That's what goes on there. Man. You know
she choices her hands out.

Speaker 6 (25:56):
You know, it is what it is.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Never hurts to ask right the hill. So anyways, yeah,
you know, Douche is douche. Man what he is? Man,
He's a loser. I mean, I'm the loser. He's just
a loser. And that's what happens sometimes. Douche is just douche.
You're always causing trouble in mayhem. It's what he does,

(26:18):
you know, I mean he wants to marry pickle girl.
He does. It's what he wants to marry her. Hey,
maybe we should call Carl. Let's call Karl from the
hater community and we'll get him on here. Krash, his
name is Kraj. Here we go, We're to call Carl.
What're to call Carl? Lies? Here we go, We'll call him.

(26:41):
We call our callers. Well, Hello, this is Haggie Rance.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
How are you hey, mister? What's happening now?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
I'm here on here saying lies. This will be up
on the Adventure channel because he already put two videos
up and where we had Dave twenty five on here.
We wrote a couple songs here Dave twenty five was
celebrity and Dave Owe owns you and hey, you ranch
rules YouTube. So we've been screwing around here because Dave.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Soe Pickle Girl's number one fan.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah, sold likes that's right, So here we are least,
that's why we called you. I'm gonna this is Dave
twenty five.

Speaker 8 (27:17):
Hey, okay, this is day twenty five. Carl, how are
you doing, Carl?

Speaker 6 (27:21):
I'm all right.

Speaker 8 (27:22):
Well, you know you're her number one fan.

Speaker 7 (27:25):
You know, I used to follow her when she was
a young lady, and then when Fat Boy, her uncle
passed away.

Speaker 8 (27:31):
And you know, I called up.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
In an email I have permission to date he and
I got a quick note and you know, we all
know she's Satan's granddaughter pickle Girl.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
But yeah, but her name's pickle Girl. She should be
like Sour Pickle Girl.

Speaker 15 (27:46):
Yeah, sour pickle Girl or devil pickle girl or something really.

Speaker 7 (27:50):
Well, here's the reason why, you know, fat boys passed on.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
I miss him.

Speaker 7 (27:55):
Dearly pump A gris fifty six, right, he's passed on.
He' on the scene. He thought he could be like
could be on the camera, and he loved pick A
Boy and he loved AGP, so he thought he could
put all his his nieces because he's actually uncle playing
house because their real father passed away, and he could

(28:16):
be the angry fan bastard, which he didn't do, and
he could put his three nieces through college on the
YouTube dole. It didn't work, and he became to be
a very angry troll. Like listen, I'm almost thirty years old, Carl,
and I'm I'm obese. I'm almost three hundred pounds, and

(28:36):
I live in the basement of my grandma's house. My
father named me junior, and my mother will not talk
to me. Your thoughts of my and also.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
You don't want to go over three hundred pounds because
if you do that, it's all over.

Speaker 7 (28:49):
Yeah, he says, I don't care, you know, I eat?
I mean yeah, And we going to a group home
sooner or later. Here I've got to go to court
for threatening people on YouTube.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
I'm like three hundred, you won't care anymore.

Speaker 7 (29:01):
And he don't care as it is, he says, see
me eat. Like my grandma is just beside herself, and
the day she dies, my father will come into the
house with cowboys help out, and they will clean the
car house out and throw me outside.

Speaker 6 (29:14):
So it like Gilbert Grape you got people just bring
in your food.

Speaker 7 (29:18):
Yes, yeah, Cowshit likes to be a feeder. He always
comments on a hungry fat chick and they get all
mad and he says, you know, we love you and
whatever else, and they get all mad because cowshit believes.
And it's just like he was talking about Miss Vicky
and fluffish Miss Viggie that he is forbidden. He was
told by you and the boys on your mongering not

(29:39):
to call her miss piggy or what was the other
thing with shovels, so he had to change their lanes
and say.

Speaker 15 (29:45):
The floor was just it was just helpful. Suggest if
he really loved you, he'd bring you kale salads.

Speaker 7 (29:51):
Yes, I know, but I get, I get, you know,
I get people give me money on YouTube all the time.

Speaker 8 (29:56):
I'm never never hearts task, you know. Can you believe it?

Speaker 1 (29:59):
It's like I got.

Speaker 7 (30:00):
Fired from from from Home depot? Can you it's a
game fine from Birking for eating too much food. Can
you imagine that, girl, You're at the local Wendy's and
you're up front there and you get fired because you're
eating on the job, or you're late, or you're assassine
people and you get fired. How would you explain that
to your leagion the fans. You get on there and say, listen,

(30:22):
my name is crashed Santa Claus, and I would working
at the Wendys make little sugar for my drinking problem,
my pots smoking, and they fired me. But what would
become of that behavior? Would your wife kick you out?
I did hear your audio yesterday. If you're Manger radio
getting yelled at, but your lovely wife, what was that
all about?

Speaker 6 (30:42):
Well? Suting to take a shower? Well, if you.

Speaker 7 (30:46):
Shower in the shower or penastanium, if you shower in
your own shower.

Speaker 15 (30:50):
I showered my own shower. But this apartment comes expanding
for thirty years. So who knows, right, it's happened in
that shower before me?

Speaker 7 (30:57):
Yeah, you never know who knows. Second boy scouts, Well,
it's good to.

Speaker 8 (31:01):
Hear that, you know.

Speaker 6 (31:02):
That's why some people only by new construction.

Speaker 7 (31:04):
That's so true, so they don't know what happened. You know,
someone dies in the house, you know, you know, it's
like Disneyland. I think you told cow shit. They take
you outside and they declare you dead outside Disneyland.

Speaker 8 (31:15):
No one dies a.

Speaker 15 (31:16):
World or Disney m Yeah, there's there's a fifty five
and older condo and we just can't buy there because
one of the people died in their condo and they
were there so long they dripped through the.

Speaker 6 (31:31):
Ceiling to the condo below it. You're you're a.

Speaker 8 (31:34):
Bull face line. You're lying to us here and here's
the yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
But that's what they said. Really, it's bad.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
Remember it's not that it's not a lie, you you know, cowshit,
he was improving the proof and he's getting more views
on the other channel by telling lies, you know, and
instead of the Adventure channel, which just goes on what's
your thoughts on that? Telling both way lies and he
doesn't just proves. People like drama and drama drama. Look

(32:03):
at your little brother, he's on a cruise.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
You know.

Speaker 8 (32:06):
Cow shit did a video.

Speaker 15 (32:07):
He should try not to watch that stuff because that
that can that can ruin your your true self.

Speaker 8 (32:17):
Oh you're right, your brain.

Speaker 6 (32:19):
Well, I mean if.

Speaker 15 (32:20):
You're on YouTube just being you or being you in
your character or whatever, but then if the views go
a different way, you might change how you are and
just to get more views.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
True that's the.

Speaker 15 (32:31):
Port well cows you get, you're gonna get an extra
five cents a month or something.

Speaker 7 (32:36):
And it's on his adventure channel. He's himself leaving nowhere.
On the other one he plays around with this bear
exposure passed away. He's announced me dead before, but I
came back to the dead, so he's done that before.
But the bear exposure. We hear that New York. Daniel
is on a cruise. He did a video coming up
here in a couple of days. He did one on

(32:57):
blind Views that blind saw those blind.

Speaker 15 (33:01):
Well he's composts. Just not everybody's cut the tea. That's
what I tell people.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
Yeah, well no, no, he.

Speaker 7 (33:07):
Has one coming up here, another one where he that
that he's calling BS on on uh Daniel the dim
with that that girl he's with is just his cousin,
not his girlfriend. He's calling BS. He's calling BS that's
just that's actually just a girl. Because he got trolled

(33:29):
by people by himself he called. And then also the
next one he's gonna come up. He got an email
that Blind Views is going vacation. He's going to meet
up with a no Man fanatic. They're gonna they're gonna kiss,
the make up.

Speaker 15 (33:41):
It's like no relationship I ever known, But I've never
had a YouTube relationship.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
Well, Couch's and plenty of him, you know, he he
lost over a lot of the people, especially now Miss Vicky,
and yet.

Speaker 15 (33:52):
Well, I mean it's I mean, it's real life. I
mean he had that relationship before YouTube was even a.

Speaker 8 (33:57):
Thing, right, man, we still think he's a.

Speaker 6 (34:01):
Girlfriend because it's like, it's like they're having.

Speaker 15 (34:05):
I don't know, normally, when you guys eat, you're probably
expected to talk to each other and you on your phone, correct,
you know, because we're old school, right, And so he's
having breakfast or dinner, especially a nice steak dinner with
this woman, and he spends ten minutes doing a video
which she's across the table. What she's supposed to do

(34:27):
just sit there and look at the ceiling or whatever.

Speaker 8 (34:30):
That's so true.

Speaker 7 (34:30):
I mean, I guarantee me kaushit has filmed his food
before for quick fifteen seconds and you get out of it.

Speaker 6 (34:37):
But if it's yeah, like you eating a hot dog
and stuff.

Speaker 7 (34:42):
Yeah, yeah, tellshi a hotdog. But when when you're shitting
table with your lovely wife or girlfriend or boyfriend and
you're shitting there like he is on the cruise ship,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (34:52):
And it's just it's it's strange behavior.

Speaker 7 (34:55):
From a trush fund maybe living with his grandma above
the grash.

Speaker 15 (35:00):
But yeah, and today today's video with Peter, they're sitting
in these chairs outside the camp for just having a
nice day in the up, talking.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
To each other.

Speaker 15 (35:09):
And then all of a sudden, you know, he starts
his video and he gets up and walks away from
her like she's a piece of dirt really, and she
doesn't she doesn't exist anymore because now it's Tater's video time, right,
And I'm like.

Speaker 6 (35:23):
I don't know, I wouldn't go over with my woman. Yeah,
I get, I don't think you'd go over with yours either.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
I think.

Speaker 7 (35:29):
Well, I'm day twenty five, so don't call me cambra shit.
But I know I sound I know, I sound like,
I know, I sound like yeah, sometimes I forget. It's okay,
don't worry about we'll let it go. We Well, you're
old and people, So why does he call you crash?
What's this behavior with Crash or Santa Claus? Mean, what
is this crash behavior?

Speaker 8 (35:48):
What's going on? Are you? Are you prone to give
you an accident or do you just.

Speaker 15 (35:52):
Crashing if you don't not lately until I started dissing Therisota,
sim but I got a I got a chuck job,
only had it like less than a month, and crashed
twice and got fired. Oh my, I got called crash
and then the other day crashed my personal car.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
What happened there?

Speaker 6 (36:11):
I just didn't want to hit a raccoon.

Speaker 7 (36:15):
Diamond dozen. I know you're a lawyer, allegedly a lawyer,
Lady Yemen. He's allegedly nickel and dime public. I should
have had you defend me in Rhode Island. You could
have rolled in like Santa Claus and a really nice
pinstripe and just claim he's an innocent troll from YouTube
and he doesn't know any better.

Speaker 8 (36:33):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 15 (36:34):
Where cal Pope lives, it gets so called. Even the
attorneys put their own hands in their own pockets.

Speaker 7 (36:42):
Yeah, I live in Rhode Island. Get this, young man,
it's like you, Yeah, Well, I don't. I don't know
where Block Island is. I live in Rhode Island.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
I don't know. One of my my roommate in law
school lived in Warwick, Rhode Island.

Speaker 8 (36:56):
Oh really yeah, I my mother, doesn't you get this?
My birth mother?

Speaker 6 (37:02):
You don't talk like him, maybe like two pus before.

Speaker 8 (37:06):
And not one of those massholes peer people.

Speaker 15 (37:09):
But because you pronounce your rs, you shouldn't have you
shouldn't be able to pronounce an art be like ca
yep and macack keys yep.

Speaker 8 (37:19):
And I got fired from Home Depot too as well.

Speaker 7 (37:22):
That's pretty bad because I was being racist and I
claim to have an injury, so I was sitting and
living out for government. I don't like the Hunch, but
I want his money, you know, I want his money.
It's just like you have a crazy woman, but you
want to have you want. You want to have a secretary,
you'll take you'll take the bed noman and expect not
the public ecthics.

Speaker 8 (37:39):
And I'm saying you want it both ways.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Right?

Speaker 6 (37:41):
What are we a thirty seven trillion in debt?

Speaker 11 (37:44):
Now?

Speaker 8 (37:45):
Yeah, what's a couple extra hundred thousand for me?

Speaker 11 (37:47):
Right?

Speaker 8 (37:47):
No big deal?

Speaker 6 (37:48):
Yeah, that's nothing, that's right.

Speaker 8 (37:51):
We'll just happen.

Speaker 6 (37:52):
When the ship hits the fan, we'll probably be out
of here.

Speaker 7 (37:54):
Yeah, long dead. And they can then all this behavior
the Hunch will be long gone. I'll be willing to
my seven and these in four pounds. I'll be on
YouTube day twenty five, eaty day twenty five.

Speaker 6 (38:05):
Yeah, I think it sucks for the young mens, but
I can't help them.

Speaker 7 (38:09):
Yeah, you'll be along gone. You'll be at the gates.
You know, you'll be hanging out. You know, I'll be
hanging out for dear life. I'll be six years old.
I'll be moved to Vegas and I'll be a YouTube
video eating Vegas. I'll hit every single restaurant like three
times a day and just you know, hit the buffets
and you know, you.

Speaker 15 (38:26):
Get one of those wheelchairs where you both around, Yeah,
a little ball in the back so you can spin
around circles and stuff.

Speaker 7 (38:33):
Have you ever seen the movie Scanners? Have you ever
seen the movie Scanners?

Speaker 8 (38:38):
Have you ever seen?

Speaker 6 (38:38):
You could get it.

Speaker 15 (38:39):
You could get a little pack that says, help me
eat my buffet, my buffet.

Speaker 8 (38:44):
Right. But there's a really good movie called Scanners.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Okay, I haven't seen it. I don't watch spooky movies
because I'm a big pretty thing.

Speaker 8 (38:52):
You big bagias called scan.

Speaker 7 (38:54):
Well, I'd recommend don't go watch Hills Have Eyes because
you will never travel in Arizona.

Speaker 8 (38:59):
Go see you, buddy.

Speaker 15 (39:00):
They never watched The Children of the Corner.

Speaker 8 (39:04):
Shay, buddy, you should get off this podcast. How dare you?
You're grown? You're grown, You're grown. You're a grown ass man.
How dare you?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
I know?

Speaker 1 (39:12):
I know?

Speaker 15 (39:12):
Man, When it comes time to go to sleep and
set my eyes, I don't want to be seeing You're grown.

Speaker 7 (39:18):
You're a grown ass man. But the Hills have Eyes.
It's a really good movie. They redid it and kel
shit talked to a fifteen year old kid went there,
but over it, over the pinch, and the kid went
on vacation after he saw the movie. And he was
just freaking out the whole time as they drew through Arizona, Utah.

Speaker 6 (39:35):
He was scared.

Speaker 8 (39:36):
He goes, I don't know. There's no hills have eyes.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (39:40):
But then, but the movie is called Scanners. Okay, if
you give yourself a chance, go on YouTube and watch
opening seeing Scanners and the guys and he gets scanned.

Speaker 8 (39:51):
His head explodes.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Okay, that's met.

Speaker 7 (39:55):
At a bubb at a buffet. Have you ever seen
Mighty Python?

Speaker 6 (40:00):
Yeah, it's gonna say no, you were the buffets? I
couldn't even move the ball.

Speaker 7 (40:03):
Yeah, another bite and also he explodes, Right, that was
like that's me, that's me, a mighty python.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
That was what was that?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
One?

Speaker 15 (40:10):
Life of Briant, Right, life of Briand's gotta come by
with the buckets.

Speaker 6 (40:14):
You could grow up in it, right, And I can't
just one more sliver boom?

Speaker 7 (40:18):
That's me at the local jamborey and who Danny eating
like a pig chicken wings and burgers, And I'm just gonna,
I just I can't help myself. I'm you know, I've
just been I lose to my whole wife, and people
make fun of me on a ruggar basis, and I've
always wanted I think I'm a celebrity, and I take
the rules of Haggie Rance. I call cow shit like

(40:39):
three or four times a day, and he's like, what
do you want? He really kills me in front of
his wife, and she gets all mad at him. She
gets all mad at him. He's like, well, someone's got
to rip on his young ass to keep me in line.
But yeah, I know, I so I heard you follow
the pencil Dick black Hawks and I'm a black Hawks
fan as well.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
Well, yeah, there you go, you know, because cal Should met.

Speaker 8 (41:01):
Me and he on his podcast.

Speaker 7 (41:03):
I rolled in the show like he nicknamed me Block Island,
and I had no idea what Block Island was. I
still don't know where it's at. I can see it
from my you know, from the end of the ocean,
but I have never been there. I don't know what's
all about. And you know, I I cheer for the
Tea Partiers New England. What what football team do you

(41:25):
cheer for? The Bears, the Bears, the bitches, another bitch
like the Dolphins.

Speaker 6 (41:34):
But then then the eighties came along and you had
and you've been Bridge.

Speaker 8 (41:42):
Rider Bandwagon.

Speaker 6 (41:48):
I still I still like McMahon the best out of all.

Speaker 8 (41:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Those are the days, man,
you guys had.

Speaker 15 (41:54):
Where the headband, where the headband roswell and all.

Speaker 8 (41:59):
That behavior we all, I know, I sat pick it now.

Speaker 15 (42:03):
But yeah, you know, that was when you could still
rebel against the corporate man.

Speaker 6 (42:08):
And now they get those fifty page contracts and.

Speaker 7 (42:12):
Then Captain America speaks the language of money. I'm pretty
soon your your your wife comes up to you and say, hey,
where's the check from the last week's game? Check it's
down fifty grand, and she looks at you. You do
that crap one more time on the field. I'm going
to put you an I R myself, you little bitch boy.

Speaker 6 (42:29):
You know so well.

Speaker 15 (42:31):
And the ship that the ship that they can do
to you that nobody knows about. Well, like when we
were well, like when I was allegedly an attorney, the
clerk of the court, the ladies that filed your papers.
Of course, it's now all electronic now, but back when
you actually filed physical paper across the counter and the

(42:52):
ladies that worked there, you were super nice, and you
brought them little gifts. Yep, and you're super comment because
I didn't judge, didn't matter. The person that could screw
you over was the clerk.

Speaker 8 (43:04):
Right.

Speaker 7 (43:05):
Well, if you if you came, if you were to
offend me in my case, how much would you charge
me an hour to sit there and tell a bullfaced lie?
You would judge it. I'm not I'm no harm, no foul.
What would you How much would you charge.

Speaker 8 (43:19):
Me per hour?

Speaker 6 (43:21):
If I knew it ahead of time, I wouldn't take
a case. It wouldn't matter how much money.

Speaker 8 (43:25):
Yeah, you're not gonna lie.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
If I didn't know.

Speaker 15 (43:28):
I've had a couple of cases that were really bad
and I didn't know ahead of time, and they were
just so awful. Had you had the experience to know
that some ship's just not worth it no matter how
much someone will pay.

Speaker 7 (43:45):
More or less. You're saying it morals? That would you
trying to tell us here morals, ladies?

Speaker 6 (43:52):
Money morals?

Speaker 11 (43:53):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (43:54):
Do you guys believe it? This is here at work?
This world is elusive.

Speaker 7 (43:58):
We hear a leged lawyer from you to has morals
because he went when the announcement came down that baron
exposure expired, he called up Dingling to protect him.

Speaker 8 (44:07):
That's what he did. You not yes or no?

Speaker 6 (44:09):
Dinglelinger is my buddy.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:11):
I couldn't let Dinglelinger.

Speaker 15 (44:13):
Couldn't let Dinglelinger do that. I could let New York
Dan do that because he's just the monarch. And I
even tried to give him the heads up in his comments,
but he's so slow he couldn't get the hint because
I wrote, dude, I think in all capitals and then
did a laughing thing.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
Figuring that that should be enough.

Speaker 15 (44:34):
But dude just didn't get it, and he even said
it on his next video. Well, Carl wrote, dude with
the happy face, what does that mean? I'm like, oh
my goodness, there's no help. There's no help in Dan now, the.

Speaker 8 (44:48):
Old Daniel man. We understand.

Speaker 7 (44:50):
So your little your little brother is on a cruise
with this fake girlfriend. What's your thoughts and his behavior?

Speaker 6 (44:58):
Uh, you just can't watch that. He's doing too much content.

Speaker 15 (45:02):
He's gonna get low views well you know, and he's
gonna dilute it because when you do more than three
a day.

Speaker 6 (45:09):
Supposedly it cuts it down.

Speaker 8 (45:10):
Yeah, it does.

Speaker 15 (45:11):
Not that I'm all in it for the girl, but
it doesn't make any sense to go against the girl.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
So true, so true.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
I know.

Speaker 7 (45:19):
I mean, I answer your money all the time. I
am all I shall call shit a lot of stream
on YouTube to make the money. And he's like, no,
I'm not going to do it because no one today
is coming in and I coming in that troll, my
friends troll and we do dumb and stuff and I
don't I don't listen. He only lets me speak here
on this podcast. I mean, I mean, I let you
talk to Jeff Haggy.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Okay, that that was D twenty five. This is Jeff
Haggy your call right, Yeah, good to meet you, my friend.
I used to be on YouTube the haggifif you type
of Hagy rants our car. There's a lot of stuff
with me. You can see. I own the Haggy Tembilee.
And to be part of the Haggi Temilee, you had
to be security girl worth the overnight and like video

(46:02):
games and also I like, uh yeah, you have to
like ghosts and stuff and uh a paranormal and uh
you that's what you do to me in the hag
of family. But preferably a security guard the overnight. So
I think I would allow you.

Speaker 6 (46:16):
I did that.

Speaker 15 (46:17):
I did that in college in my first year of
law school. Oh, security guard overnight, security guard was that?

Speaker 6 (46:24):
That's cool? In law school I used to guard I
don't know what, what do you call it? Your sports stadium?

Speaker 15 (46:31):
Yes, ye have a dude that just stays there overnight
just in case something catches on fire, someone there to
pull the fire line or someone.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Like cow should walk in and think it's deserted. Walk
around the camera.

Speaker 15 (46:43):
Yeah, and you go and hit all the boxes every
hour so they know that you walk around the funday.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Yeah, you got to make sure you do that. Behavior
was your was your shirt? Like was your shirt? One
side is too small so you look look at all
nice and tight, you know, walk around, and.

Speaker 15 (47:00):
The other the other one was more fun. I used
to guard a landfill all the night. Oh, really, a
toxic landfill.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
So I had to.

Speaker 15 (47:08):
I had like a four wheeler and they left me
plenty of gas, and I'd go four wheel all over the.

Speaker 6 (47:16):
Landfill to hit all my boxes.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Well that's kind of fun, that's kind of you know,
we could all.

Speaker 6 (47:21):
Down, we could take it.

Speaker 15 (47:23):
That'd be kind of took me like twenty minutes to
hit my boxes, and then I could spend forty minutes studying.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Taking advantage of it. So so what kind of law
did you allegedly uh uh practice, young man?

Speaker 15 (47:40):
Well, law, a law decides for you. You don't decide
on it. So it chose it wound up choosing bankruptcy
for me. I wanted to be a collection of the term.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Really we we understand because you're a lead hate watcher
of sarri Zota takeney right, and you do take it
in Bargo for a couple of weeks. Ya you told
Couch you could do it, but you still listed to
other haters that getta broke the problems. But you did
pretty good. We will give you that much. It's like
you can't smoke bear want, but you can stand on
the walk you smoke. Weear want to get the actor. Anyways,

(48:11):
so we understand the haters were contacting because of your
law degree. That accounts and you know you talked about me.
You know, the people calling Walmart, what's up with the
hater community? Calling people on Facebook and questioning Sarahsota team
calling people about your law degree, what's up with that behavior?

Speaker 6 (48:30):
Those are people that want to prove that they're correct,
that they got to prove it. I don't. I don't
feel the need to prove it.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
You don't want to prove prove it.

Speaker 6 (48:40):
I have, I have my intuition. I haven't got feeling.
And that's just what it is. And whether I'm right
or wrong, it doesn't really matter because it's just a
TV show.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
So people just can't.

Speaker 15 (48:51):
It's just like just like when you watch Colombo or
I think Columba tells you we get it at a
time when you watch some of those shows, who done
it right?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Well? Now, so do you bear? Exposure is dead? Right? Allegedly?
And you know and uh, you understand mafia fur is
kind of like you know because when when.

Speaker 15 (49:15):
Very veryan exposure, I'm using the word gone. I thought
about it because in your comments I wrote it. I'm like,
this seems to be like the best word for it.

Speaker 6 (49:27):
He's God. However you want to interpret gone, that's up
to you.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Yeah, it's the way you go. There's your pay we're
looking at it is the devil? Is that the picture
of your vehicle? It's tell us? Oh yeah, oh my god, yes, yes, yes,
there it is you guys. The goddamn raccoon took him.

Speaker 6 (49:50):
Out at the raccoon. Raccoons a love oh.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
But because of the raccoon, he decided, ladies and gentlemen,
what is wrong with you? What is wrong with you?

Speaker 11 (50:05):
Cross?

Speaker 15 (50:05):
I just yeah, I'm like, I should have just I
should have just put on the brakes and hit him square.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
That happened to fed up with cowshit one morning, ran
over a rabbit. It was a really nice vehicle to left.
He just put the brake on and just kept right
on going. And then the rabbit would have survived, but
it had to be come back the other direction, you know,
and ran it over. And he finally put the carcass

(50:30):
in a tree yesterday, just this afternoon when the girls
are trying to eat it. So so he just he
doesn't like one.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
At least with squirrels. You know, you got to slow
down because he'll go everywhere.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Right, He realized that real quick.

Speaker 15 (50:44):
He's like, okay, So and then when there's geary a
slow way down because just because one went across the
road doesn't.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Right, Yeah, well with it with his fag, with his fag,
with his fag car. He had a deer while Oh
and you had to get the stuff done on it,
and way she goes. But you know, it is what
it is. You know it kind of sucks. But well,
no crash is living up to it. So are they total?

Speaker 10 (51:11):
That?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Is that all? That? Is that your actual vehicle looking
at that right now? Or what the hell is the deal?

Speaker 15 (51:15):
Oh yeah, it's my personal vehicle yas I had, I
mean my vehicles and other videos that I've made.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
So you broke the wait you broke the windshield on
that bad boy.

Speaker 6 (51:26):
Yeah, it cracked out.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Anybody give me pop out, anybody giving you any crap
on that accident?

Speaker 6 (51:33):
Now, I stay trimped. It was super cool.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
No, we're talking on YouTube. Anybody give me any crap.

Speaker 15 (51:40):
I don't know that video just went up, so I'll
find out. And then I told you like a couple
of hours ago.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Yeah, told couch it. That's hilarious.

Speaker 6 (51:48):
A couple of hours ago. We probably secretly told you guys,
well we.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Just we mentioned that you were crash. We didn't see
we didn't We didn't tell anybody tell we figure we
call you and see what you had to say. Right now, Well,
you know, things happened as long as you didn't get killed. Right.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
I was surprised they didn't give me a ticket, you know,
something like failure to.

Speaker 15 (52:11):
Reduce speed or well, it's cool, it was super cool.
The ambulance people were trying to get me to go
to hospital.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
I ain't doing that right to say, they'll know I'm
a big boy doing it.

Speaker 15 (52:27):
The one that was hard, which I never really thought about.
They wanted me to say the months backwards from December,
and I had a little bit of problems with it,
but I was probably in shot a little bit of
shocked too.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Right.

Speaker 6 (52:42):
When I get when I get it wrong, I know
how to back up. I'm like, I know how to go.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
How fast were you going? Young man.

Speaker 15 (52:50):
Was cruise control fifty five. Jesus, it's just when the
tires hit the grass, it's a straight line and it
doesn't let you slow down.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
What are you going to buy?

Speaker 6 (53:01):
I don't know. I looked at a is it a
Nissan Versus eighteen to five? Brand new?

Speaker 15 (53:09):
Of course they stopped making him this year. It's too
bad only by the twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
It's too bad. You should have went to U Sarasota, Timmy,
and you could have bought his hot before he sold it.

Speaker 15 (53:20):
Well, what I like about this car is it doesn't
have any fancy gadgets to it. I mean it doesn't
have like roll.

Speaker 6 (53:27):
Up windows because you can't do that anymore, but you can.

Speaker 15 (53:30):
Still get it and automatic, right, So I'm like I
might look into that if I can find one in
the automatic that'd before I'd.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Like shifting right. Well, hey, young man, Joe shit needs
to use a comporter. He's gonna go out to day
twenty five. I'll give you back to day twenty five real.

Speaker 7 (53:49):
Quick here, all really, well, you know, we hope you
get a new car if you get killed and you
crash and everything else of your behaviors out there. So
you know, next time, just run the raccoon over. We
know you you're a bleeding herd. But once in a while,
what's worth more your car of the raccoon. But uh,
he lived another.

Speaker 15 (54:09):
Day and on the way, she goes, so, yeah, unfortunately,
I guess what the second decision.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
I'm just a good dude.

Speaker 7 (54:16):
Yeah we anyways, Carl, thanks for calling in to hear
saying lies. My name is Dave twenty five and I
am a loser on YouTube. We appreciate you coming on
the Adventure channel.

Speaker 8 (54:28):
We appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (54:29):
Under there, he goes, Carl, Man, you're getting a car
accident in his car. Their damn rat coons are screwing
him over every single time. Oh my goodness, man, Oh
my goodness. Now, my goodness, Core Carl, what about the
hell that video you could look for your n Oh my.

Speaker 8 (54:47):
Goodness, Champa Jaya meets the Yeah, Champa.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Jay met.

Speaker 7 (54:54):
Uh in the salad on the woo. He goes, Oh goodness, here, here, here, here,
oh here is Carl.

Speaker 6 (55:01):
Cha.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
He's a business owner.

Speaker 8 (55:02):
I've got a lot on my plate, that's why. And
here to go. Don't quit, you jim, and you learn
to crash. There you go Carl here.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (55:17):
Well he know, man, things aren't so great in the
Carl Blank universe.

Speaker 8 (55:24):
That's baby COVID.

Speaker 6 (55:28):
I got to and improved covid.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
She did.

Speaker 8 (55:31):
Oh no, that this cold from he's sitting in a
car drinking here.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Make it hard to know. Just real quick.

Speaker 16 (55:40):
Timmy's back. He goes back to Walmart and he's like, wow,
they restocked this meat. Yeah, like you came on the
truck to me, to me, you know, there's a bunch
of meat in the back there, and they.

Speaker 6 (55:51):
Only put up so much. They keep it all back there.
Just cut it, yep, take it out as it sells.

Speaker 16 (56:00):
I mean, when I was unloading trucks, said Sam, they
had a whole meat department where they're constantly cutting yep.

Speaker 6 (56:07):
From putting it out and going out there and looking
at what you.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Know, if you go.

Speaker 6 (56:14):
And uh and whatever. And then there was a tree
ahead of me, and.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
I'm like, oh my goodness, Oh my goodness, this is
just gonna suck.

Speaker 16 (56:22):
And there were really anything I could do.

Speaker 8 (56:25):
You could have just ran it anting over for Christ's sake.

Speaker 16 (56:27):
It's fifteen miles an hour.

Speaker 6 (56:28):
But maybe I hit it a little bit faster.

Speaker 8 (56:31):
Well, she didn't get chilled, okay.

Speaker 6 (56:33):
Get you here, and a bruised right across here, so
I have physical proof. I was wearing my seatbelt yep.

Speaker 16 (56:42):
Yeah, and then of course I got a thing on
my nose.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
You can see it.

Speaker 8 (56:46):
Santa Claus, Well, it was probably from there. We want we'll, we'll.

Speaker 7 (56:51):
We shared it for your Santa Claus. We pushed it out.
We shared it on Tweeter, Twitter, Twitter for you. If
you coush it, does you like it? But yeah, you know,
Miamith five, And I'm a loser and I understand that,
and I've always been a loser on this video platform.
I'm here saying lies my life and times. Heyy rants,

(57:12):
Hey Emily. And you know, Carl, crash comes on with crash, Carl, Carl,
the crash comes on.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
M hm.

Speaker 7 (57:21):
That's the way she goes. Once a while, you've got
to run into things. You just can't let this behavior
go on and on and on. But you know, what
are you gonna do? You know, good old Carl, Shame
on you, Carl, run into things unbelievable. But you know here,
I mean Rhode Island waiting. I want to corporate it
is what it is, and I will always be a

(57:42):
little loser, and I appreciate everybody that comes to the
show and gives me a little love and likes the
audio and pushes out it. And I always do appreciate
you guys. I always have to always will. You guys
are my favorites and I'm a celebrity. Give me money,
give me ger and crash hope you can get a

(58:02):
new vehicle and get back on the road of hating
and running around and delivering behaviors, you know, get an accident.
Carl the nomad, you know, he's one of the haters
on and cow. She just wanted to prove that drama drama, drama,
drama sells. People don't care about videos going out doing
things substantial. They only care about hating on people. And

(58:22):
he's proved to proof working two one thousand, so and
they hate MLA's.

Speaker 8 (58:26):
Out there too as well. So mm hm.

Speaker 7 (58:29):
But you know, it is what it is, my little
behaviors out there. I'm a loser and we all know it,
so I get it. You know, it is what it is, man,
It's just it's it's bs the way I've been treated
lately by people. And I try my best so that
this too okay. So we'll kind of go out with well,

(58:51):
we were going to play the other son. Now we
won't do anyways. You guys, you know he kind of
it is what it is, dudes, and but moan and owning.
That's that's kind of a canna go out the way
out the door with the other one. We see where
is this? Uh yeah, okay, here we go. We'll just
kind of play a second one for fun. Let's see
if we can get something. There is a celebrity one

(59:12):
second one.

Speaker 11 (59:20):
She's got a hair cut, shark like a knife, flashes
a smile like he's loud life, gold on his wristic
clouded time.

Speaker 10 (59:31):
He's got gold on a stream. Its sublime.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Stay Sid five is.

Speaker 10 (59:38):
A celebrity live stream.

Speaker 11 (59:42):
It's a fantasy light on face cameras Chase Stay Joy
five is sebery.

Speaker 8 (59:56):
Gentlemen, we are house