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September 11, 2025 15 mins
Episode 251 - Hey Now USA Radio
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You would say radio about eight twenty five and about
twenty five circles. Baby, there's one very lovely, beautiful blind
mommy over here to take down a very wonderful.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Black floor looking long sleeves.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
That's a button up, So damn baby, you got me undone.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh yeah, very wonderful, very wonderful.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'm gonna say around maybe like thirty seven years old,
maybe like you know, I'm gonna say five eight.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
And that's really cool, really amazing.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh my gosh, I do believe that perhaps with one
of my friends with you on time, he now you
will say radio.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
So right now, I just gotta get into the groove
and really be thinking.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
About something cool to be saying. You know what I'm saying, ladies, gentlemen,
I had to shot jacket the black.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Of the new General Reague. Really be tiny to be
checking out the.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
AMPM baby, if you're really looking at it, something really
amazing to relieve the film, not the timmy and the
crevices of your ultimate Once it needs a desires, they're
gonna want to be going and getting something at AMPM baby,
like that's like really cool, really amazing.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
And I'm gonna tell you, guys, right now.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
You know, she's deack down the very lovely beautiful I
ca top I call Bottoms and I'm sorry, Oh my god,
just amazing, And I do believe I do be seeing
the reason of why I choose to live every day
over him. It's like she's running about seventy miles per
hour and hopefully I can stop the amazing van from
making contact with her by getting louder and louder and louder,
because quite frankly, ladies and gentlemen, I'd be I think

(01:13):
I'll be looking at Citty Sweeney right now, and that's
like really cool, really amazing, and like I really.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
I really be like been making me cry till another
day arrives.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh my god, I do believe I'd be like I'd
be kind of chilly right now. Man. You know, it's
kind of winny right now, and it's making me kind
of scared, but you know, and not be feeling scared
when I be going to Low's and finding something that
I need, because quite frankly, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Like Lows reads my mind.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Man, you know, like you ever just go inside the
Lows and kind of trip out looking at the bathroom
piles like they got so manyfing designs. So like, you know,
if you got some money to spare and stop chuching
to chuch, then like you know, go to Lows and
like redecorate, razzo dazzle, you know, something really fun and cool,

(02:08):
something that makes life feel like life, you.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Know, and like the fight Club. You know, there was
like this.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Dude like that Tyler Dirty, who was just like, man,
we buy things to impress people, but don't lie and
all this other hoopla, and I'm just like that's not true.
You know, I think us as humans we buy things
because like you know, buying things is cool asf you
know what I'm saying, So like go to Lows and
really buy something that makes your household that much better.

(02:34):
And plus, like you know, they always got snacky pools.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
In the front, and that's like always really nice.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
And I do believe, ladies and gentlemen, we've seen our
own kind of snacky pool Right here, there's the kind
of line actual that we do jo. You're not paying
a roots the radio. I'm very lovely, beautiful, sharp pain
looking like baby Dougie.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
And then like taking a nice yeappy dappy.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Right in front of us, and I'm just saying, damn, bab,
my words are smooth, but they're so smooth that they
make you exert your surface waist. I'm saying, damn, baby,
I knew I was good, but I didn't know I
was so.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
And they're like the n Over and they're like, you.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Know, sure, it looks like Alisa and Alisa.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
A very very very very very very very very very.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Very disturbed individuals.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
So hopefully Alisa the real one is Oh my god,
it might actually be Alisa.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Ladies and gentlemen, I think I'm gonna have to like
call my lawyer right now. Dog, oh god.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
And as one very awesome car ends up stopping by
letting the bikes pass by, it's getting the sound effects
you here out USA radio as like Alisa is like
on the block right now. I'm not blaging that too much,
although I do be liking one of my friends over here,
and she's just as amazing as everything you can pick
up at AMPM. You know, they got everything that you
need that could be hot, cold, and a room temp

(03:52):
a babe, because like, have you ever ate a bag.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Of cold chips?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
You know what I'm saying, So like you know, they're
right there, baby, so nice a room, tamp chips ready
for your throat to really decipher what the effort is
going on.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
So we like that a lot. And you know, quite frankly,
what I'm not be lacking.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
It was like all the violence, man, all the all
the putree energy that like has been bleeding through because like,
you know, why be so negative and why be so
violent and why be so menacing?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
You know what I'm saying. You gotta be nice on shell.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
And there's like one very lovely beautiful friend of the council,
but she's like in between like these two guys, so
I can't really be like clapping all that cool. But
I know that she pushing the grind, so she's gonna
get the side effects you on here.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Now use a radio as soon as the media guy
it gets at the button.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
I don't look around right, learn the beat of the
Vengan has every round.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Don't like you the radios always about to fraziness. They're
always about getting that money and that bullah. But she's
not gonna be very lovely cool sort of like looking
outfit I have to pick.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
There's one platinum bottom show making her way over here
on this like very excellent tense speed and that's like
really cool. Oh my god, the very lovely, beautiful dessy
mommy over here. Oh ain't know you would say radio
saying goodbye to the love of her life, the media guy.
And I'm saying, baby, I absolutely understand in a revoir
trying to pick up some lessons in like languages, just
till I tell you I love you in various ways,

(05:21):
so you know, I'll be back soon nonetheless. And you know,
I knew she dug man, I just didn't know she
dug me so much. But you know I have to
tell her to you know, really bit relaxing because I
belave on an errand she really been ragging the black
Taggi's man, like, you know, the media guy and not
gonna be showing up for like a whole nother five
years man, because it against Wow and the crib. And

(05:41):
she'd been she'd been reaching for her knees, trying to
tell me where she want to be, and.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Like you her bell was just like wow, and I'm
just going here.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
That'd be the media guy, open lips, you know to me,
and I have a dud, don't look trying to go
ohhh oh.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
The media Garden outsides off the mount off the very wonderful,
lovely decks a bombshell with a very excellent black top,
and the very lovely beautiful wife volleyball, but was really
ragging then, like you know, the media guy can't really
been looking for the next and oh my god, you're

(06:29):
very lovely ensemble deck dount right in here. They're gonna
be saying goodbye to the best friend, the media guy.
They're gonna at the cool lighting sound effects and like,
you know, it's like the Kate Middleston mommy with a.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Very lovely, excellent sner like Luken or no Stolagia.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Ansom anyway, and he's like really cool, and I think
I'll be seeing like very young from TNA.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
He looks really cool. Dann d Man, Damn yeah man.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, that is media God looks to the right and
he sees something he likes and that's really cool. And
you know, speaking about something I like, I like the
California lottery and pay that. You know, I think the
lucky numbers could be like eight, seven, forty three ten.
That's just my guess spot. I know I'm wrong, but

(07:18):
either way, I do believe that those two mommies though,
mommy that live like Kate Middleston and the mommy that
looks like Scotlet Johansson or whatever. Blanc came hitto my
mind when I first I heard Now, I'm gonna give on.
I'm gonna be a little calculating, calculating on own. I'm
gonna say, okay, so mommy with the brown ham definitely

(07:39):
I had to be around I'm gonna say fifty seven,
maybe around five eight, and I'm gonna be very nice
to say twenty four bees. And then the blond mommy,
like the brunet mommy, like around five to seven, under ten,

(08:02):
and I'm.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Gonna say forty four.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
You know, they're probably a coworkers and they became best friends,
which is really cool. You know that nice age gap,
so you know, hopefully they have a friendship that lasts forever.
We see one mommy who looks like Beyonce, and that's
like really cool. I digged that a lot. That's like
really amazing. And you know, she she's so lucky that
she'd be looking like Beyonce. She might want to sign
up for the California lottery with the luck like that, babe,

(08:34):
Because there's a whole good chance you might just get
to jackpar very bad and that's really cool. And you know,
hopefully the mommy who she was doing the Daniel Garcia dance,
she like has a really good rest of her day
because like that was really awesome and a very wonderful highlight.
Here I in a USA radio body by podcast City
by speaker of that speaker.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Spr a k R.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh yeah, babe, Now I feel really good. Oh on
here in the block of the block of the block
of black over here on the ship of your back
and down with a very lovely, beautiful black momy.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
It looks like she straight out of like a Jonas.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Brother's music video time hair ranging way not too steep, kid,
Oh my gosh, the media guns said, almost like at
his wits. We're over him because like, you know, we're

(09:26):
looking for something really amazing, really cool to really happen
on the show on shows, and like you know that
that really not been happening right now, man, So I'm
just gonna be springing to Marquis man. You know, we're
really rolling and getting to some really good points. We're
talking about nine to eleven guys. You know, I really
did not have been lacking about how like the emotional
cadence of the show was slowing down due to the

(09:48):
fact that we were talking about.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Nine to eleven.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
But I do see another bomb with this very lovely,
beautiful damnseell and like joy.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Because like you know, she was on her bike because
you and like you.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Know, she stays still because she ain't hut that pushing
into a cushion and they want love the couple a
dad and maybe learning one very lovely beautiful mommy that
kind of now black. She might be part of the
swat right here because she looks really cool, really amazing,
really a hammer and that's like really cool. You know,
i'd be rocking with the brunettes and ladies with a

(10:21):
very like oranges brownish looking hair because you know that's
like a different color that.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
You don't really seem super usual.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
So you know, we're giving her major props over here,
you would say radium and one very lovely bit of
my mommy over hair like out on like some Guinness
green and you know, speaking about guinnis, baby, you can't
be going to a m PM and picking up something
that you like, all right, yeah, babe, we're back over here.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Love on the ship in the mback of Darrow, And
that's true.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
You can go to am PM and most likely get
yourself a very amazing Guinnis or a Heineken, you know,
anything that you like. You know, I'm pretty sure you
could pick up a bud like a Miller, like uh
ah okay, yeah, but anyway, a m PM is your

(11:08):
hookup for all the cool things.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
That you need, and especially in a convenience.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
You know, it's just it's like right there, you know,
there's usually like maybe two people in line at Max
with a nice steady flow because they're just so fast
and they know exactly what they gotta do, you know,
and like you know, when you go to am PM
and you're like, can I get like three scratches for
number seven? And they're like, yeah, your totals fifteen bucks

(11:33):
and you just signed up for the California a lottery
and you end up winning. You could thank the man
of the Average, the media god Baye man. It's one
very lovely, beautiful Chunky's really really doing a thing over huh.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
And like you know, I think you have such chunky, but.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Just your little bad but you know, very lovely, pale
scared of lovely looking like Mexican Mamy who like, you
know what you ended up doing like little struck a
little put up late to me, Gus, He's like, you
know those west things and the arm pits, and that's
like really cool.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
I dig that.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
And I think the one very lovely beautiful mommy who
looks like Susie's underscore, very awesome, very amazing Pam, because
you know, she's one of my favorite strip chat models,
And I be, I'll be. I've been really loving that
strip chap baby. You know that, really b would be.

(12:23):
But either way, either way, here on the ship of
your barcadeer or hang out, you would say, radio, we're
gonna see this one car, give the people to go ahead.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Oh my god, Oh my god. The guy kind of
wants to run people over, but luckily the media guy.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Is gonna prevent him from money people over because he said.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
He oh, oh, oh, come on, guy, what are you doing?
Oh my god, douchebag.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh god, doesn't even know that like three thousand people
died twenty four years ago. He should be a little
more thoughtful. But a douchebag trying to run people over. Gosh.
But either way, either way, either way the media guy,
I've said, South the Mound. You know, you know, dog,
you might need something to really be fixing your mood, babe,
So you gotta go to Low's and you gotta fix
up your house and fix up that attitude because you're

(13:07):
a douche.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
But either way, luckily he didn't kill anybody.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
The media god was over here on the block really
making sure that people were nice and safe. That's really cool,
really man, really hammu. And you know, there's a whole
lot of hawesomeness. So the media gods like, hold on,
I think we might pick up something good. I don't

(13:33):
know what she said, but I know the smell of blueberries,
and I like blueberries, so, you know, giving her props
some love over and I was Ranium and I do
believe that, I say, one of our friends over here,
little little bit, little bit, a wonderful, very lovely, beautiful
Timmy turning Mommy with a very excellent sort of like
velvet like red cap and that's like really cool.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Timmy was average mommy.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, and then but yeah, baby over here in the
last minute of the man now you asked, hey, radio
baby on Odyssey, so you know you Otissey what the
media gotta be given over here, and I do believe
over here on the last thirty seconds of Hey now,
you would say, Radio see one of our friends over here,

(14:18):
and you know she'd be reminded me of that. Like,
you know, I gotta watch south Park, you know, because
like I saw like the first episode of the new
season Dog and you know that was that was rancid man,
but like, you know, it's it's just it is what
it is.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
But holy f you know, south Park was just whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
But you know the media guy likes that, right, so
you know it's not a perfect world, but it was
kind of funny. So either way, you know a pm
Low's California Lottery and Presidio, Yeah baby, So you know,
the best of the best is telling you to go
to the best of the best at the best time,
in the best day, in the best place.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Oh okay, yeah baby.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
As what mommy ends up basically making waves that she
jumps through with seven thousand pounds
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