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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh my god, say the German woman literally beautiful decktown
mommy over hell on the strip of the Obacca I
ended up passing by, and we're gonna take a nice
little break put the fact that the substance over her
leggonds it looked like the venom symbio from Spider Man.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
So you know, Holy Holy Mother.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Of Christ, what a sight to see over here on
the very excellent Monday. You know, hopefully she makes the
second round of the gander over here on hey in
on USA radio, because you know, I'm like, I'm really
scared after the earthquake, I feel like I need some company,
and you know, I be, I be, I'd be very
petrified because like you know, the earth started shaking and
(00:41):
like it started making noise. So like you know, I
got I got really discouraged and scared.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Okay, here we go the media. God, I was sanding off.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
The man really been talking about the very beautiful swaddy
symbiosis of the beautiful mommy who wandered him. And there
was a giant influx of people dipping out from the
fary sort of like a arion puns sorry radio, and
like you know, I like, I like I'm matrix, how
(01:18):
you know, like you know, I'm like all of this firenhydrant,
and then I leaned back, leaned back, and then all
of a sudden, it was an amazing sight of just
like uh, human figure just going up and down, up down,
up and down, up and down and doing a whole
lot of dummish. You don't know the second of the
(01:40):
contact of my eye made with like the person I
just saw like a very very very demure sight of
just like amazingness. So that's like really cool, really meant
really hammered as one very lovely, beautiful aja looking mommy
ends up dipping her smelling like like I don't no
(02:00):
head and shoulders or Kroger or whatever, because you know,
it's like like peaches, peaches, peaches peaches, So like you know,
it's like what's up to Jack black baby?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
You know, Jesus Christ? You know?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
She she she might be the type who you know,
maybe showers maybe three times a day, perhaps takes a
bath every two days, because you know, the soap is
literally crying out of reports, you know, and that's a
that's a sight to see as one of adventures younger
Mommy over here was a very lovely sort of like
(02:33):
Bron's bottom looks really cool. It's kind of looks like
the wife of Silvio from the Sopranos. That's like really cool,
really amazing. I like that a lot, mean that mean
a second career. But Captain is bread, the Captain Breck
(02:53):
as you know as a hat a jack Jack of
the Black and the Noose generation. It's up to me
to sell you the best of the best, ladies and gentlemen.
If you're feeling very groggy, you're sleeping all the hours,
but you still feel like crud. You want to get
liquid IV. That's right, Liquid IV. You go on Amazon,
you search you up liquid IV. You're gonna see it's
like these sort of juice packet thingies. You're gonna put
(03:14):
it inside of your water or whatever sort of soluate
you need, and like you mix it in and then
all of a sudden you got five times more energy
than you actually have or something like that, and then
you just party on because when you have energy, you're
the life of the party.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
So remember Liquid IV.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, a bubby bag as one back Overham has another
amazing really been happening. Although one very lovely beautiful mom
is looking at the sky, and to be honest, baby,
I really can't blame you because it's very beautiful, especially
with the media gods right in front of those buildings.
(03:52):
Oh my god, oh my way, it's something on the
free and she's go wrong suddenly set away from there
and when there's nowhere else and if you look at
the summer asking the park building you want to go
to parks, that's park with that's p A r K.
And then w h I Z park whiz. You're gonna
find parking everywhere you need to go. So that's park whiz,
(04:14):
all right, Yeah, baby, As the sun begins to gleam
over here on the ship of the Barcadero and the
sweat begins to like slowly exeuede, and the words just
stopped coming out, I just look around because, like, you know,
it's a very lovely time to be alive, because like
(04:34):
the earthquake didn't kill anybody, and it wasn't so gruesome,
and you know, cars didn't end up colliding and trains
didn't end up falling, and people didn't get stuck anywhere,
and massive fires didn't get started because can you imagine
if the fire what happened after the earthquake and like
(04:57):
half of whatever is this, like North California or something
like that, ends.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Up burning like that would be absolutely horrible.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
So the fact that it was like a two point something,
a four point something, a six point something, whatever the
f it's a very beautiful blessing of bybe because like,
you know, we could have been dead for all we
know if the earthquake would have been really gruesome and
really really pitiful. So thank god, thank God had a
lawyer or the power of the Lord. Huh, really do
not like make us die, because that would have been
(05:24):
really really really really really depressing. It would have been
extrusively very difficult to Wokso so thank god that did
not be happening. As one couple over here looking to
like make a memory, and you know, I think, like,
they don't look like they're a couple that's gonna last,
but hopefully they do. But it just I don't see
(05:47):
them going the long run, you know what I'm saying.
They're a very lively like Patitue Brown, look kr mommy,
and like this Jason Earle from like the Leyhanded Montana
episodes looking dude, And I don't see it really really
lasting long you know, the dude kind of looks like
the lead of a USA Network show that like would
get canceled, you know, so she's most likely going to
(06:09):
switch up on the dude and find a real man
because that's what she needs. And but you know, if
you're looking for somewhere to park it, baby, then you
want to go to park with park wiz p A
r K w H I z H baby, and you
want to make parking a whole lot easier. As we
have one friend of the counsel over here on here
in a USA Radio really making.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
The mouth of the day because we want very very
very very very very very very very tenacious and that's
really amazing.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh it's a great day to beyond there. I think
Murmur just absolutely to be in lock for the Haina
USA Radio main event the next episode. After the next episode,
we might be meeting that time of the day where
(07:12):
you know, eventionally the street and the strip ends up
becoming very clear, but none die less. The media guy
over here, the Shotjack of the Black of the new
generation Odyssey Radio, is really gonna be making impact some
damage over here because he's number one for a reason.
There's a whole world the four hundred and forty eight
million listeners that I read it be lessener and tuning
(07:34):
in and making sure that the media guy could take
nice very delicio also intervals and when he broadcasts. So,
ladies and gentleman, the second that we were saying something
imagine over her, barka dal, it's gonna be a very lovely, beautiful,
memorable momento of awesome man's over here, because the man
(07:54):
with the heart shaped eyes over her really really been
doing in the bust of a hun And you know,
one thing and not be liking is the fact that,
like you know, some of my baby laws, they might
have been too scared. They might have said, there's no
way that the media God's gonna really endanger his life
and show up to do the show of all shows
just for me. But let me tell you right now, baby,
(08:17):
You're absolutely wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I'm always gonna be here and I'm usually always here.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
But the thing is, you know, we gotta make the
show very very very very very very special for other
lovely beautiful singing over the eyes.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I'll tell it while because that is a gentleman. That's
what life is all about. On crime.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So No, by last the media guy was a little
bit of hem and we got one very lovely.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
People becomes and every amazing riding over the last because
she went on Batman and listen to Color the Dark Night.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
The Banman ends up breaking the tumblr and really just
be riding the bicycle bike whatever the f and look
at a ruler amusing and the very lovely beautiful Jennimer Carr.
They're looking mummy with the burro actually great learning were
on the bottom Bugehn and a very cool sort of
like other Luca jacket and then one very lovely, beautiful,
(09:11):
wonderful mommy over here decked out with a very cool,
accellent other like great sports type and you know, I'm
going up and down, up and down, up and down
as a very lovely beautiful Jenny McCarthy. Mummy defeats the
summit of the stairs. You know, hate out us a
radio odyssey. iHeartMedia. iHeart radio and like you know, iyebox
(09:31):
and posttar and like everywhere else because I'm number one,
don't forget it. That would have been a very great
time to cut the show right down. But when I'm
gone to her, because it is, there's a lot of
action over here. You know, you was a radio. We
(09:59):
got one very cool mommy over there. See what she's
went on. Time got some very cool sort of like
clear looking shades, really amazing, really cool one that's her
looking at money over here, or looked like she's scribing
her for nake for that nake nanke. You know what
I'm saying, damn why is more like think almost hour.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Earthquake?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
What man?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Don't become a monkey?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Man?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
You don't be understanding well I be saying on the
market on my keys, man, I don't mean to break
it to your brother A man. Don't many don't man
dom man dom man man man. Yeah, you know more
can tell the stop you may come up. Get to
(11:08):
the point where can my keys.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
We don't have time for you right now because quite frankly,
a gentleman, I do not want to be arguing over here.
We have survived earthquake lads, your man, I don't I
don't want to be in the vernacular or like you know,
I gotta be I gotta be fighting with my co
hosts or my cool Howards or whatever the f because
like you know, that's that's not really the vibe I'm
trying to shake.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
The one douchebag is playing some really love music. So
hopefully the media.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Guy does not get hit with the copyright strike because
some douchebag wants to be blasting some really crappy tunes.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Oh my gosh, lad drama.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Oh I have to be done on a quick bag,
because it seems like this dude over here who's packed
up like a hobo from the nineteen eighties and he's
really gonna be around here trying to do some potential
shoot of looking common. So with that being Saturday, as
a gentleman, the second that his foot ends up touching
the surface of the stripping the mbarcadel, we're gonna be
back because he's a douchebag.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Jowey say, wait, you carrying number me open unlocking fault.
Never shaya wait carrying number us whooping lock the phone, Joey, shamey,
wait carrying me.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Open log phone?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Never shame may wait you carrying number.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Of us open number faut. She heard it ain't been mine.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
He ain't a card to care a part this damnselves
hard chance.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
The start, upon full full fear from.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
German, the opposition ended up dipping out, turning off his.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Stupid system because like you know, here's looking all the
unnecessary breckast Sorry, now that he's gone, I can look
back at having the show or thrown me out of
the room.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Recommending people are gonna park with and we're gonna finding
really cool places to park the cars and.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Make all profits are parking.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Some of this that much easier, and really recommending people
to be taken the Liquid IV Yeah, I very liquid ID.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
If you're not having all the energy that you should
be having your very wonderful prime of life, then you
might want to just try out liquid IV born on
Amazon and be like liquid I V and that little
button that live.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
With a microphone and then he probing inside your dream
and then you.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Mix it up and move it to really deally shows
her and then you have all the energy in the rood.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
That's weren't very lovely beautiful pastic.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Were the ny A very nasive impact like the one
there save money they're doing all blue.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Which is really cool. We're amazing. You know one thing
that makes me feel blue it's not being prepared. But
now with the people at Wealth Funds, we can always
be prepared, especially for huge talk. So you know, need
a part of your money.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
You clear the statements and you be making all the
money that you really be wanting to make with wealth upfront.
So remember that's wealth Front, all right. It's gonna be
w e A l t H Wealth Front f r
o n T all right, Wealth Front. You want to
(14:49):
be planning for the future. You don't want to get
stuck in yesterday. So ladies and gentlemen, hey, now, USA Radio,
you really want to go to wealth affront?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Uh uh uh
Oh my god, say the German woman literally beautiful decktown
mommy over hell on the strip of the Obacca I
ended up passing by, and we're gonna take a nice
little break put the fact that the substance over her
leggonds it looked like the venom symbio from Spider Man.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
So you know, Holy Holy Mother.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Of Christ, what a sight to see over here on
the very excellent Monday. You know, hopefully she makes the
second round of the gander over here on hey in
on USA radio, because you know, I'm like, I'm really
scared after the earthquake, I feel like I need some company,
and you know, I be, I be, I'd be very
petrified because like you know, the earth started shaking and
(00:41):
like it started making noise. So like you know, I
got I got really discouraged and scared.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Okay, here we go the media. God, I was sanding off.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
The man really been talking about the very beautiful swaddy
symbiosis of the beautiful mommy who wandered him. And there
was a giant influx of people dipping out from the
fary sort of like a arion puns sorry radio, and
like you know, I like, I like I'm matrix, how
(01:18):
you know, like you know, I'm like all of this firenhydrant,
and then I leaned back, leaned back, and then all
of a sudden, it was an amazing sight of just
like uh, human figure just going up and down, up down,
up and down, up and down and doing a whole
lot of dummish. You don't know the second of the
(01:40):
contact of my eye made with like the person I
just saw like a very very very demure sight of
just like amazingness. So that's like really cool, really meant
really hammered as one very lovely, beautiful aja looking mommy
ends up dipping her smelling like like I don't no
(02:00):
head and shoulders or Kroger or whatever, because you know,
it's like like peaches, peaches, peaches peaches, So like you know,
it's like what's up to Jack black baby?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
You know, Jesus Christ? You know?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
She she she might be the type who you know,
maybe showers maybe three times a day, perhaps takes a
bath every two days, because you know, the soap is
literally crying out of reports, you know, and that's a
that's a sight to see as one of adventures younger
Mommy over here was a very lovely sort of like
(02:33):
Bron's bottom looks really cool. It's kind of looks like
the wife of Silvio from the Sopranos. That's like really cool,
really amazing. I like that a lot, mean that mean
a second career. But Captain is bread, the Captain Breck
(02:53):
as you know as a hat a jack Jack of
the Black and the Noose generation. It's up to me
to sell you the best of the best, ladies and gentlemen.
If you're feeling very groggy, you're sleeping all the hours,
but you still feel like crud. You want to get
liquid IV. That's right, Liquid IV. You go on Amazon,
you search you up liquid IV. You're gonna see it's
like these sort of juice packet thingies. You're gonna put
(03:14):
it inside of your water or whatever sort of soluate
you need, and like you mix it in and then
all of a sudden you got five times more energy
than you actually have or something like that, and then
you just party on because when you have energy, you're
the life of the party.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
So remember Liquid IV.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, a bubby bag as one back Overham has another
amazing really been happening. Although one very lovely beautiful mom
is looking at the sky, and to be honest, baby,
I really can't blame you because it's very beautiful, especially
with the media gods right in front of those buildings.
(03:52):
Oh my god, oh my way, it's something on the
free and she's go wrong suddenly set away from there
and when there's nowhere else and if you look at
the summer asking the park building you want to go
to parks, that's park with that's p A r K.
And then w h I Z park whiz. You're gonna
find parking everywhere you need to go. So that's park whiz,
(04:14):
all right, Yeah, baby, As the sun begins to gleam
over here on the ship of the Barcadero and the
sweat begins to like slowly exeuede, and the words just
stopped coming out, I just look around because, like, you know,
it's a very lovely time to be alive, because like
(04:34):
the earthquake didn't kill anybody, and it wasn't so gruesome,
and you know, cars didn't end up colliding and trains
didn't end up falling, and people didn't get stuck anywhere,
and massive fires didn't get started because can you imagine
if the fire what happened after the earthquake and like
(04:57):
half of whatever is this, like North California or something
like that, ends.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Up burning like that would be absolutely horrible.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
So the fact that it was like a two point something,
a four point something, a six point something, whatever the
f it's a very beautiful blessing of bybe because like,
you know, we could have been dead for all we
know if the earthquake would have been really gruesome and
really really pitiful. So thank god, thank God had a
lawyer or the power of the Lord. Huh, really do
not like make us die, because that would have been
(05:24):
really really really really really depressing. It would have been
extrusively very difficult to Wokso so thank god that did
not be happening. As one couple over here looking to
like make a memory, and you know, I think, like,
they don't look like they're a couple that's gonna last,
but hopefully they do. But it just I don't see
(05:47):
them going the long run, you know what I'm saying.
They're a very lively like Patitue Brown, look kr mommy,
and like this Jason Earle from like the Leyhanded Montana
episodes looking dude, And I don't see it really really
lasting long you know, the dude kind of looks like
the lead of a USA Network show that like would
get canceled, you know, so she's most likely going to
(06:09):
switch up on the dude and find a real man
because that's what she needs. And but you know, if
you're looking for somewhere to park it, baby, then you
want to go to park with park wiz p A
r K w H I z H baby, and you
want to make parking a whole lot easier. As we
have one friend of the counsel over here on here
in a USA Radio really making.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
The mouth of the day because we want very very
very very very very very very very tenacious and that's
really amazing.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh it's a great day to beyond there. I think
Murmur just absolutely to be in lock for the Haina
USA Radio main event the next episode. After the next episode,
we might be meeting that time of the day where
(07:12):
you know, eventionally the street and the strip ends up
becoming very clear, but none die less. The media guy
over here, the Shotjack of the Black of the new
generation Odyssey Radio, is really gonna be making impact some
damage over here because he's number one for a reason.
There's a whole world the four hundred and forty eight
million listeners that I read it be lessener and tuning
(07:34):
in and making sure that the media guy could take
nice very delicio also intervals and when he broadcasts. So,
ladies and gentleman, the second that we were saying something
imagine over her, barka dal, it's gonna be a very lovely, beautiful,
memorable momento of awesome man's over here, because the man
(07:54):
with the heart shaped eyes over her really really been
doing in the bust of a hun And you know,
one thing and not be liking is the fact that,
like you know, some of my baby laws, they might
have been too scared. They might have said, there's no
way that the media God's gonna really endanger his life
and show up to do the show of all shows
just for me. But let me tell you right now, baby,
(08:17):
You're absolutely wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I'm always gonna be here and I'm usually always here.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
But the thing is, you know, we gotta make the
show very very very very very very special for other
lovely beautiful singing over the eyes.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I'll tell it while because that is a gentleman. That's
what life is all about. On crime.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So No, by last the media guy was a little
bit of hem and we got one very lovely.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
People becomes and every amazing riding over the last because
she went on Batman and listen to Color the Dark Night.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
The Banman ends up breaking the tumblr and really just
be riding the bicycle bike whatever the f and look
at a ruler amusing and the very lovely beautiful Jennimer Carr.
They're looking mummy with the burro actually great learning were
on the bottom Bugehn and a very cool sort of
like other Luca jacket and then one very lovely, beautiful,
(09:11):
wonderful mommy over here decked out with a very cool,
accellent other like great sports type and you know, I'm
going up and down, up and down, up and down
as a very lovely beautiful Jenny McCarthy. Mummy defeats the
summit of the stairs. You know, hate out us a
radio odyssey. iHeartMedia. iHeart radio and like you know, iyebox
(09:31):
and posttar and like everywhere else because I'm number one,
don't forget it. That would have been a very great
time to cut the show right down. But when I'm
gone to her, because it is, there's a lot of
action over here. You know, you was a radio. We
(09:59):
got one very cool mommy over there. See what she's
went on. Time got some very cool sort of like
clear looking shades, really amazing, really cool one that's her
looking at money over here, or looked like she's scribing
her for nake for that nake nanke. You know what
I'm saying, damn why is more like think almost hour.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Earthquake?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
What man?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Don't become a monkey?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Man?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
You don't be understanding well I be saying on the
market on my keys, man, I don't mean to break
it to your brother A man. Don't many don't man
dom man dom man man man. Yeah, you know more
can tell the stop you may come up. Get to
(11:08):
the point where can my keys.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
We don't have time for you right now because quite frankly,
a gentleman, I do not want to be arguing over here.
We have survived earthquake lads, your man, I don't I
don't want to be in the vernacular or like you know,
I gotta be I gotta be fighting with my co
hosts or my cool Howards or whatever the f because
like you know, that's that's not really the vibe I'm
trying to shake.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
The one douchebag is playing some really love music. So
hopefully the media.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Guy does not get hit with the copyright strike because
some douchebag wants to be blasting some really crappy tunes.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Oh my gosh, lad drama.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Oh I have to be done on a quick bag,
because it seems like this dude over here who's packed
up like a hobo from the nineteen eighties and he's
really gonna be around here trying to do some potential
shoot of looking common. So with that being Saturday, as
a gentleman, the second that his foot ends up touching
the surface of the stripping the mbarcadel, we're gonna be
back because he's a douchebag.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Jowey say, wait, you carrying number me open unlocking fault.
Never shaya wait carrying number us whooping lock the phone, Joey, shamey,
wait carrying me.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Open log phone?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Never shame may wait you carrying number.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Of us open number faut. She heard it ain't been mine.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
He ain't a card to care a part this damnselves
hard chance.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
The start, upon full full fear from.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
German, the opposition ended up dipping out, turning off his.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Stupid system because like you know, here's looking all the
unnecessary breckast Sorry, now that he's gone, I can look
back at having the show or thrown me out of
the room.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Recommending people are gonna park with and we're gonna finding
really cool places to park the cars and.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Make all profits are parking.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Some of this that much easier, and really recommending people
to be taken the Liquid IV Yeah, I very liquid ID.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
If you're not having all the energy that you should
be having your very wonderful prime of life, then you
might want to just try out liquid IV born on
Amazon and be like liquid I V and that little
button that live.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
With a microphone and then he probing inside your dream
and then you.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Mix it up and move it to really deally shows
her and then you have all the energy in the rood.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
That's weren't very lovely beautiful pastic.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Were the ny A very nasive impact like the one
there save money they're doing all blue.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Which is really cool. We're amazing. You know one thing
that makes me feel blue it's not being prepared. But
now with the people at Wealth Funds, we can always
be prepared, especially for huge talk. So you know, need
a part of your money.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
You clear the statements and you be making all the
money that you really be wanting to make with wealth upfront.
So remember that's wealth Front, all right. It's gonna be
w e A l t H Wealth Front f r
o n T all right, Wealth Front. You want to
(14:49):
be planning for the future. You don't want to get
stuck in yesterday. So ladies and gentlemen, hey, now, USA Radio,
you really want to go to wealth affront?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
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