EP 68 - Wrap Up 2025 - History for Foos

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Speaker 1 (00:12):
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Speaker 3 (00:53):
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Speaker 4 (01:12):
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Speaker 6 (02:14):
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Speaker 6 (02:28):
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Speaker 2 (02:37):
I hate when what's some of the homie wearing those
One pill makes you larger than one pill makes you small,
but the one that mother gives you. I know.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
We were working out a bit.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
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Do not focus your television. But how old are you
to be watching this Podkason and television? The people stream it.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
One of my monitors for my computers and television, so
you could be watching it on your television.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
Oh right there?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Like that? Thank you. Ray.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
Shout out to Ray.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
By the way, what today's day?

Speaker 6 (03:20):
By the way, today's maybe eleventh maye eleven?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
To me a pick randomly picked something that happened on
maybe eleventh eleventh? All right, let her know on this
top of the middle of what is that? Just randomly? Dude?

Speaker 6 (03:33):
United States founding father Benjamin Branklin. Why does it say
Benjamin Franklin on there when there's nothing?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (03:40):
The US Fire Insurance Polish Polish. The first US fire
insurance policy was issued to Benjamin Franklin in Philadelphia in
seventeen fifty two. I think the most interesting thing that
happened on this day though, and then is.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
The right there. Keep looking. Some of our listeners were
saying that that Benjamin Franklin was also a pimp in
a in the American Revolution.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Really, oh dude, definitely, I won't.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Say it, definitely a pimp, but the guy did fool
around and also which is why he was sent to
France also to over there. He was asking for money
and trying to get the France to help us out
during the American Revolution. And if you watch to Benjamin
Franklin and in the office, he so is that true

(04:39):
that you had a bunch of wives and you had syphilis?
And the guy that was playing Benjamin Franklin the office
said yeah, but I don't. Then Michael said, well that
Benjamin Franklin I was a freak. He was a creep.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Benjamin.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
You know what's funny is that there is a picture
of Benjamin Franklin. It looks like he's a statue in Philadelphia.
Benjamin Franklin over his old house and it looks like
he's wearing a dress, but it's actually the statue was
made for him to be wearing the Justice the Lady
of Justice robe. I took a picture and jokingly texted

(05:21):
to my girlfriend, like there's a there's a fact that
Benjamin Franklin used to wear a dress and walk around
at night throughout Philadelphia like he would cross dress at night.
And actually there was truth to that. I used to
get ripped. I used to have a lady's clothing wander around.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
I used to have a bit when when when when
the first time that the gay thing came up? Like
in politics, you know, like oh man, whatever, like is this?
And I had a bit in the beginning, like twenty
years longer than that, like when I was opening Mikey
and it had a bit about how Franklin was gay,

(06:01):
And I said, look at it. Look at him, man,
looking at him, look at his face. That everything you
see he liket this, he his finger. He was a creep.
What kind of old man fly the kye with a
hotel key on it. But it's funny that he even

(06:25):
he invented not basically he invented electricity, but he was
invented like something, right.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
He discovered that electricity was conductive, Like he like, they're
they're basically putting it on him that he discovered that
electricity can be conducted with the whole key thing. And
I honestly I've never even looked it up or researched
it or like no. As a kid, we were taught
that he invented electri electricity, that he that was the phrase,

(06:57):
the phrase that he invented the actually the first time
when let's try because he's doing it with a wire,
and then that wire sent a shock wave to wherever
he was at and when he lost his hair. Oh okay,
oh dude, we have apparently we're Ben Franklin fan were
because you know what, man, that's why man.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
He was not including a lot of stuff because because
he he was a non special predator, but he was
a playboy. And then one him associated with a New
America at the time when they were trying to be
like gentlemen and all that. So they sent his dirty
ass to France, France. But he also Mann.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
In France, they were like, can you take Ben back?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
He was like an old man like Ben Franklin would
be like this, like like he'd be turning up and
chake talking about, yeah, man, we gotta need more troops.
If you got back us up, man, if you got
back us up, there might be a world There might
be a World War two. And these these these motherfuckers
that are here in Green what are like those fucking

(08:05):
soldiers that Germany loaned the British And there were the
there was the reason we have Christmas trees? The Hessians?

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Where was it again?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
American Revolution?

Speaker 6 (08:17):
The Hessians?

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, Hessians, and they were Brewed. They were brutal because
they and they came from Germany before Germany was Germany.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Bro, that's a good memory, dude, I totally forgot that.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
One of my very podcast episodes, we thought about the
American Revolution and how how the the queen had her
the other r right there, Bro.

Speaker 6 (08:38):
The Hegians were brutal, and even in the American soldiers
who were brutal themselves, were like, these guys are fucking.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
No to see what happened with the Great Britain of
finding a dirty war and and and uh in America
because they were they were the reason they stand. Those
German soldiers over there, which is not German soldiers they
called something now that I was knew the name. But
whenever there was to be a peace treaty where we're

(09:05):
not gonna fight today because we're gonna observe Christmas or whatever,
they will send those fools to fire. Bro. Oh yeah,
you were there thinking jingle bells. So so the me
we did when we did the history for fools for Christmas.
Remember that these sold these these Heashians, they put candles

(09:30):
on top of the tree because they wanted to start
a great Christmas had to do back home. And then
the fucking, the fucking revolution army whatever. Yeah, they saw
them and just shot the fools. That's right, you're gonna
want another put the idea. Imagine shooting all these fools
for having a Christmas tree and then saying, what's the

(09:50):
putting a good idea? There?

Speaker 6 (09:52):
It is the Christmas tree Hessian Doug Happy Helix and that.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, bro. Then he hangs that up with lights and
then like our proud Americans shot those fools.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
These guys were like stripping genitals off of their likes.
They were like, yeah, they were not a fun group,
Like they were really threat like even like the soldiers
that they were, even the group that conscripted them, were like, hey,
these guys like they tried to brain them in, right,
and then they wouldn't. They just kind of went rogue

(10:24):
and did whatever they wanted.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Fuck news just came in, bro, out of the see
Trump stay reopened Alcatraz.

Speaker 6 (10:34):
I saw that, bro, rock what so I don't know
if you've ever been to Alcatraz, I have ain't no
way bro, that thing they gotta they gotta level the
entire building.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
But Alcatraz like three titles. Bro Let me tell you, bro,
that they built that motherfucker when Americans were when all
Americans were two hundred pounds they right, they with mud
and rocks that they built that the Alcatraz when Americans
and we're like, okay, put it there. I'm gonna show

(11:10):
you when was that Alcatraz was built when criminals were fat, right,
and there were there were no criminals committed crimes that
were seting feet tall back then. No, there were nobody
sixty eleven. There were no buff people like fucking like
in shape, Broke.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
If you're they were all little, if you're planning on
locking up fucking South Americans and Central Americans, that fucking Alcatraz.
Those motherfuckers are gonna swim right across.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
No, one never escaped because they were fat, white, out
of shape. Like, put put a bunch of fucking Salvadorians
or Venezuelans on that fucking island and see how many
of them you could keep there.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Dude, then if you were spawning the chat on that
one black, you got a lit off track.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
Well, I just think that they're really healthy people.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
We're talking about the structure of the oh yeah, and
also talking about hall. Back then, people weren't as big
as they are now. And osells, I'm not gonna hold
these Are.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
You saying that the solar man? See, I'm thinking that.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
No, they're talking about modern man now. People were in
shape back then. I'm talking about modern man now like
you A and I, Bro, people are committing crimes right
now as big as.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
You and I.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Okay, you can't put him on a little ass sounds
that's that's true.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
I mean that's good. Let me tell you a man,
if you're gonna build what people don't understand that, if
you're gonna end up putting a lot of Latino immigrants
there that are illegal, you're gonna have to build a
bigger soccer field.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
They actually have a decent field.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh ship eighteen seventy, Bro. Look Rodrigo the first one.
I am a road nineteen eighty Bro, that's you bro,
nineteen sixty Bro. You know there's thing this new thing now?

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (13:01):
They say that white people were actually the monkeys and
we were the gorillas. No, yeah, they said that. But
what yeah, brother said, come on, man, who likes who likes?
Who lives? Building? Who left building three houses? More black people?

Speaker 6 (13:19):
Or like?

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Or white people?

Speaker 6 (13:23):
I mean, we haven't really given them a chance.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Who have who who scientifically have bigger ears white people?

Speaker 6 (13:32):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (13:33):
So what does that have to do as a champ?
Right there? Bro? But to go to the fact, Bro,
a hundred chimps could beat up one gorilla.

Speaker 6 (13:45):
That's fucking true. Bro, that is true.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
That is true, and it took one hundred. See what
do you think? That's it? I'm watching this. I was
watching it from I was watching that guy ties in
the grassy talk about it.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, what's his name?

Speaker 6 (14:02):
The grasse?

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Tyson? I can't remember. But because I only felt like
I was more than a girl my body bro', we're
all We're all if we all come from apes. I
think that, and white people are chimps and black people
and everyone else the gorillas gorilla thighs. Bro, Bro, I

(14:23):
think I'm a gorilla. I will chop your arm off
right now and and talk about it, like like talk
about like who likes eating banana shakes more? You white people?
Are black people? Are us?

Speaker 5 (14:39):
White people love banana shakes?

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Dude?

Speaker 6 (14:41):
Yeah, but I love banana shakes.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, Bro, But you grow up with white people, so
they taught you.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
Well, okay, that's true.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
Here's my theory. You want to hear my theory. So
there's a couple of there's two types of.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Well, I don't hear your theory because you're not a scientist,
so I don't want to hear it. It's just your opinion.
And it's not your opinion. A lot of stuff you saw,
not the way I walk, bro, Not the way I walk.
And then Tarzan bro with white right, yeah, was swinging
how much?

Speaker 5 (15:09):
All right? I could see that, and he was Tarzan
was a white guy.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yes. And the Planet of the Apes. Let's break down
Planet of the Apes. All the gorillas are the army,
and the fucking chimps are still in charge of their light. Skame, Bro,
you named one gorilla in charge of Planet of the
Apes that people are saying, No, Bro, it's one chimp

(15:33):
sitting a bunch of gorilla.

Speaker 6 (15:35):
I felt like the Planet of the Apes was racist
to begin.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
With, yeah, Bro, especially on the out in the on
the scene they took out Bro when they show him
drinking forty ouncers and playing dice.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Right right right, that's an i Rangu tank on the right, though,
which is not a gorilla, and the rangu tanks are
kind of peaceful.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Look at you, Bro, I see I see a gibbing, bro,
one of the gibbon money quick please.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
I don't know what a given is, Okay, the one
on the far right's kind of cute, all right, I
could be a given. No, she's not be giving it.
Look for baboon, Bro, Oh, okay, let's try baboon. Let's
see what a baboon does. Nah.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
The rangon tang man rang a tang your tang, Bro, I.

Speaker 6 (16:25):
Am a little tang. I have a little tang in
the old beard there, and well, I mean, let's see.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
You know, look up, brown gorilla that's extinct. I think
that's what I am.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Brown gorilla. Extinct brown gorilla. Yeah, the extinct brown gorilla.
Oh look at that.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Oh that's me right there, homie? What some food? All right?
All right, all right, they're extinct. Bro, Look up, Bobino
I left. My son was born in his head? Was
that big? Bro? Like I was weary dog. I was like,
I were thinking about the torture you're gonna go through.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
B o bo b o n L.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Monkey. Maybe Oh I feel lifted, Bro.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
That's a chimp and that is a very violent creature.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
That fool promoted by Don King.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Bob no monkey spelled b U b b I nl
And what do you.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Think a lot of people but they they this is
something like we're just clowning right now. But we don't
know what these are facts. What I just said right now,
But about that was was I'm Tyson the Grassy And
you could go look for on YouTube looking up Tyson
is their name is grassy, right, Neil the Grass, Tyson
the Grass. Tyson breaks down chimps, white people, and gorilla.

(17:52):
So the reason why do people why do a lot
of people get so so hung up over whether we're
under setting of apes or not, or we landed here
from another planet or somehow we were just always here
or or why do we people she called him her name.
Black people are some of the least hairy people in

(18:14):
the world. That's a fact. Yeah, that's a fact. Why
do you think broke you? You you're racism? Go ahead?
Why do I think? I think?

Speaker 6 (18:28):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (18:29):
By the way, I think that.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Go ahead. But but you, but you you get into
those battles with people over over.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
Fucking politics, racial issues.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
No, man, not politics, more about the you know that
what that study of man? Okay, you know like from
cave Man.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
Oh yeah, from cave Man.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
So like pro Magnum, different different years apart, it happened overnight,
like some people.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
Saying, right, yeah, like there's well, because we are mostly
descendants of of uh not Homo sapiens, I think, right, okay,
So what I you're talking about is when I read
the when we both read the History of serial Killers,
and that was like from Caveman to now and he

(19:29):
talks about the Neanderthals getting sucked up by the Homo sapiens, like,
and we're mostly Americans, like not Americans. People in the
world are mostly Homo sapien and very few of.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Us have.

Speaker 6 (19:43):
Uh what was the other Neanderthal blood in us and
and they So when you talk about the Nazis wiping
out Jews, or Polepot wiping out his people, or Mussolini
and all these, dude, nothing matches with the Neanderthals did
to the are with the Homo sapiens did to the Neanderthals,

(20:05):
like they went after these people, and Neanderthals were just
like kind of farmers who wanted to defend themselves. But
the problem was that Neanderthals didn't think as exponentially as
Homo sapiens. So as Neanderthals were defending themselves with like
farm tools, we were sharpening our farm tools and make

(20:27):
turning them into weapons that kill Homo sapiens and Neanderthals.
Now there's a theory. This is a scientific theory. This
is what my opinion came from. Is that Neanderthals come
from Bobono monkeys, which if you watch bobono monkeys behave,
they're the ones that fuck all the time. They get along,
they share things, They mostly chill, they barely ever fight.

(20:49):
When you look over at chimps, Chimps want to kill
and fuck things up, and they fight and they get
mad like if they see it. If you ever watch
a raccoon sneak into a chamber, they fucking slash it
around and they fuck it up. So like, uh, there's
a theory that like a lot of the lovers in
the world come from like have uh like some bobono

(21:11):
existence went to Neanderthal that came what's happening? And then
you have you have the rest of us who are
chimps who want to just fight with you.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
So what I read, bro, I know you you read that,
and we're talking about the same book that remember remember
and Brave Heart, that fake thing when the guy goes, well,
if I can't kill all those gods, I'll just wipe
them all out generically, right, So he sent the noble

(21:41):
of the you have to get stags with any woman
here that's getting married at Scott to pass the seat
on and kill them off.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Oh that was the reason for that.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
So that was yeah, but that's I don't know if
that was true. That it's fake. But I read that
the Neanderthals there were the women and they will get
attacked by the Homo sapiens and they started cross breeding,
and then they all breed it to the point whereveryone
Theanderdal became extinct either by getting beat up or no more,

(22:12):
no more Theanderdals having sex with each other with Homo
sapiens having sex with the women, or or leander dolls
men having said with Homo sapient women. And that person
that was born out of them later on became us.
But that one was the one that wiped out. It's
like you, we all they all fucked them like chimps do.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
They fuck them.

Speaker 6 (22:37):
And it's what the Spaniards did to the to the natives.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
And and always how you get meskans and water.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
We have Mexicans, bros. How you have Mexicans sucking. The
Spaniards came and sucked a lot of the natives.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
That was what the That's what the Homo sapiens were doing. Yeah,
but it took a while, another three hundred years or
for one hundred for actually human to come out.

Speaker 6 (22:58):
So they absorbed in a way, they absorb the Neanderthal
species through fucking right and then because now the Neanderthals
are completely gone, but there's traces of Neanderthal through a
lot of our bloodlines. You know what, It's the same
with Genghis Khan, Like I can't remember, uh, the amount,

(23:19):
but there's a large I mean, like I'm over talking
over fifty percent of the population.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
Has Genghis Khan said that?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
And then in that show of Fargo, Thornton I think
he might be threatening Colin Hanks in the show. Yeah,
and then you know why the color green and the
most in visible color to a human being?

Speaker 6 (23:43):
Okay, yeah, yeah, go ahead, go ahead, because I.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Don't more instinct know to go look for a jungle
and hide.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
Fuck that's pretty I wonder how much truth there is
to this, I know as Fargo, so they've been making
ship right, but.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
They're they I mean, the writer's fine.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
So you know why we have you know why your skin, uh,
why we have fingerprints and why your skin gets sprinkling.
Who's jacked when you when you're soaking water? There was
a time when the entire world was covered in water,
and that's when we were in existence.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
That's when we started to exist.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
And live.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
And uh.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
Our our our fingerprints and our footprints absorb water and
it makes it easier for us to cling to trees
like clamshower and climb on stuff like I mean, I
heard this on like a scientific show on NPR, But

(24:47):
that was interesting to me that because we don't we're
not ever soaked in water or doing anything, you know
right now, Like it's not like we live in water.
But whenever you get in the bathtub, if you notice
your hands and like feet like get a little bit
more puffy. It's for that reason, so that we are
like able to It's like our adaptive nature as beings.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
I had the type of body Broke Skin that when
I jump in the water and I jump out, my
hair's web and my body looks too dry.

Speaker 6 (25:16):
Really just wiped it off. Bro, you're like a frog.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Because I have a real oily skin.

Speaker 6 (25:22):
I don't think so. When I like an average oily.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Guy to me when I jump in the water, bro
like tossing in one of those italics almas, I was
hanging for a week and he's bringing out a grin
clear dry. You know how I swim?

Speaker 6 (25:43):
Yeah, I do? You swim a lot?

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah? I was on a swimming team, Broke on my letter.

Speaker 6 (25:49):
Get the fuck out of here, dude, was your email.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
I was in a swimming team, bro, I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
I've known you for years and I've never heard you.
There's things that you come out with and then like
like Felipe knows German by the way, and he can
sing in German?

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Are you why?

Speaker 6 (26:17):
So I'm interested to see what you're sending over to
Ray right now?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Come on, dude, Okay, I got these shoulders.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
Are your shoulders different than most people's?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, because I got to because I swim, Bro, I
have fins.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
I actually don't know if I've ever I've been buying
pool with you and we've both been soaking in it,
but I don't know if I've ever seen you swim.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Swim swim dog.

Speaker 6 (26:46):
I'm excited to see what we what we have here
because apparently you send something over Ray. Did you find
it yet?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Oh no, people you said you let did in swimming
City Champs.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
No way, I'm not you, Bro. I got receipts. I
don't want to bring people along to say yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's true. I got receipts.

Speaker 6 (27:27):
Those are by receipts.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Bo. Look, swimming dog.

Speaker 6 (27:31):
Get the funk out of here. You really you really? Hell?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (27:36):
How come you never said this before?

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Sound like bragging? Bro? I told people I'll never raced, Like, no,
you've never talked about this. I never told people because
I told him, you know, and I'll never race again
and you lettered in it City Champs.

Speaker 6 (27:53):
Get the fuck out of here, dude, Do you have
pictures of you swimming in this in like, do you
have the team pictures and stuff?

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Come on? Have I got Tino Immigrant premiers? They went
to the zero.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
Meats, right, but you had to even get like team pictures.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
On a yearbook of that year. Maybe it is in there.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
Your mom was like, I'm not paying for those.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Well I was the only one that didn't get spiedos
because nobody listen to me.

Speaker 6 (28:19):
If there's any of you that went to high school
with Felipe and are watching and you have a yearbook,
please I will fucking I will send you money to
get this photo of Felipe on the swim team.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, mister, we must have this. It was mister Florian
was the mister Florian, the head coach of the swimming
team varsity. He was his license I remember his license
plate number was H two oh polo. H two oh
polo water polo.

Speaker 6 (28:51):
It was a water Did you play water polo to
or just swimming? No?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Just swimming?

Speaker 5 (28:57):
But what got you into swimming?

Speaker 2 (28:59):
I needed a class bro to make up for the
class that I was failing, so I need to get
an extra class. So when I was in. So when
I was in, I had swimming class in sixth grade.
So then they told me a sixth period. They told
me you want audition for you want to travel the
swimming team, all right, So then I auditioned. I got in. Bro.
So I had a seventh class that was swim team. Yeah.

(29:22):
And I had another class and another class at seven.
So I guess what we'll tell me the first period
eight o'clock eight fifteen. That okay. So I had another
class that started before first period called X period called
it started. It was a seventh and that was swim class. Yeah.

(29:42):
Because they were like if there was like there was
math classes, you could have took at seven, but you
know you got to be committed, you know, you have
to know. But so I was taking I took swimming
that X period, so I we'll get there it bro,
bitch black bro.

Speaker 6 (29:56):
I was gonna say it's cold and want to be
not fun.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
I was like little bro like suck fifteen sixteen years,
skinny guy in yeah sixty bro, like fucking fans bro
from the seventies show. Yeah, yeah, like a Black, Scott Bail.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
I've seen I think I've seen pictures of you as
a kid. I don't know if I've ever seen pictures.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Of you in high like a like a dark Johnny Depp,
I can see that, sure, Johnny dirt, dirt. I will
get up, bro, like this is a committee at what bro,
I will get up at six in my house, get ready,
get dressed, and walk Bro. No ride, no nothing, no
bus fare from Okay, you know where Sodo is and

(30:45):
the Soto is right right, yeah, And now that you
know where Soto is, yeah, yeah, I used to walk all.

Speaker 6 (30:50):
The way like by fifth.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
I get off in the fifth and so.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Okay, you know where Soda. Okay, so imagine Fourth and Soto. Okay,
you know when you cross the bridge and Anderson. That's
how much I walked from Anderson or all the way
to the school and bitch Black, how long.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
Was that walk?

Speaker 2 (31:10):
I don't know, twenty five minutes, Okay, so I would
get there. Bro heat it swimming pool Bro's heated, and
I'm just doing last broby myself. Bro other swimming pools.
I don't know any of the other guy's names. Broke,
I didn't make friends.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
I was shy the whole time.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
You didn't make no friends, No, Bro.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
They didn't talk to me, but I did. But what
I liked, BRO, was the female swimming teens. They used
to wear a outfelt like that was red and they
see through, bro, and you can see the ariolas, like
like like if there was a female coach, should say, hey, ladies,

(31:49):
just patch these oreoles up. No way, Bro. I was
like Woody Allen.

Speaker 6 (31:57):
Bro, that's the best for a fucking six teen year
old kid.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
I was like Woody Allen, was like Woody Allen at
that moment when I realized that I had to toll
somebody goggles because my eyes were burning underwater following them,
I'll tell someone in the water birds to check them
out underwater like a pervert. And my eyes were burning.

Speaker 6 (32:20):
Bro, the sacrifices we missed, sacrifice to check out a
crash and underwater boobs so the best.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
So then I fucking I went to somebody. I told
some goggles from somebody.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
They were cracked from one side. Maybe he threw them away.
He threw him away, Bro, So it was cracked and
then the water would get filled up on this side.
So I wouldn't have a limit of time. It was
like it was like one of those sand things you
had like.

Speaker 6 (32:56):
Five seconds to get to get a look at some
areola and some cross Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Bro, so yeah man, so I'll be looking for one
eye and the other one getting filled double water. Bro.
So I had limited time.

Speaker 6 (33:09):
Bro, this is hilarious, dude, get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
So I want to go change back to my outfits.
Bro for for my first period, right, my first period,
and and I would run into a girl. I don't
know her name, but her name was Berta or she
was a party girl. Bro like she was. She always
bout like she dragged a forty on the way to school.

(33:37):
She always had a joint. She will pass by and
goes hey, cutie, like, I like your eyes. But she
would talk to me. It's like an older woman talking to.

Speaker 6 (33:45):
Me fucking high school.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah, because she raised bro. Yeah, Bro, she was crazy.
Bro that chake. And she would passed by and the
one time, one time, you go, oh, I like your eyes,
and she started like, like you said, we are on
the neck. But she thought I had weed broken. I'm
really red from being a pervert.

Speaker 6 (34:05):
Right oh, because she thought you were high she thought
you were. That's begins the the furious life of.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
When I was. When I was changing into my my
under my clothes, this older dude like he was in
the twelfth grade, bro way older than me, he goes, hey,
come here, homie. He goes, he want to see something. Yeah,
and he goes, look right here. And I looked. It
was a little crack like that and you could barely
see you and decide a lady's bathroom. And this has

(34:40):
been a secret that be handed down to other red eyes.

Speaker 6 (34:50):
A traditional hole.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
He goes, he walks up to me, goes, you come here, paddaguy.
If you want to be a Jedi at this, you
gotta learn one thing. I saw you. I saw you
your eyes burning underwater this morning.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
I noticed you have the eyes eyes of an underwater sear.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
So your eyes red. So you're ready to focus with
that burning eye on this corner and check out Hilldom.

Speaker 6 (35:19):
And Lucy and put your bloodshot eye in here. Jennifer Messa,
how long did that whole stay forever?

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Bro I was in a hole because because now, because
there's a when you go in, when you go in
Rose High School has a it's a pay pool during
during the summer, so you could, uh, people could pay
to get in and swim.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
All the neighborhood people.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah. Yeah, during summertime there's always water net pool then
ever empty it so that there's a little I guess
there's the cashier that you're taking money. But the cashier's
door was open. I guess they lived. They left it open.
So from the cashier's door and our door slightly.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
Oh you get this like right through the two doors.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
You can. You have be a sniper, bro, sniper you
gotta be like. But I was already red, so I
was ready, Bro. I was already drowned. My eye drowned.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
The other eye was already stressed out from being in
that goggle.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
It was already opened and ready, Bro, So.

Speaker 6 (36:23):
I need something to animate this, dude. Yeah, that's fucking hilarious.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Dude. I made friends with a guy named they call
him Binkie. There was Billy something or he had like
a Mexican name. But it was a black dude, I
mean black. It was black. Shout out to do she
this kell with my buddy for some reason, Bro, you
didn't like me, he just liked me. And because I

(36:50):
could tell you, I would I would always make for
this is my my thing. Bro. I went to like
two different junior high schools because I thought I was smart.
So once they realized I wasn't, they sent me back
to my regular school again. It's like it's like flying
first class on a thirty minute trip. Then you see
the same people back on the next trip.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
Yeah, I don't need that pressure, and.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
You're back on the regular middle seat. Got it? So
I would make I would make somehow. I had a
knack for fighting out Wood's who got kicked out of
another school for fighting. And I know they know friends,
so I'll be friendom like the new guy in prison.
It was so homes You're the new guy in to

(37:34):
the yard. TI.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
Right now, you're like Popeye. The reception the like reception department.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Except I was looking for Jones. I was looking for lunch. Lunch.
So I'm walking with this food I got and then
I get credited. I get like street credit because I'm
walking with a new guy who nobody knows who he is.
And then I just knew this guy was the way
he just looks solid. Bro. So he's in a swimming

(38:02):
He's in a swimming class with me. I'm in the
swimming team. But there are the sixth The sixth period
was the swimming class. So they're swimming team assholes, and
and then regular kids. He was a regular kid, and
I was a regular kid, but I was I was
also on the swimming team. But so this this, so
he's talking to some chick, the chick that I was

(38:23):
my darling, Bro, my my flowers and one of them
been staring at for everyone. Yeah, the one that every
time she passed by BRO until I do a swan
dive for her to see me, but she never does. Yes,
every time she passed by, BRO started doing push. I
tell my friends, push me in the stomach, Bros. So
she could see that I could take a hit like

(38:44):
pass I like your pass by Bro. I'd be like this,
come on, Bro, push me in the stomach so she
could notice that I'm a bad motherfucker. And my friend
will kicked me the nuts and I fall down. You
know high school kids kicked the nut us or they
pantsy more embarrassing. Yeah, so so I'm a friend with

(39:05):
this fool. But then he started talking to my that chick,
and I guess that chick was was liked by a
lot of people, but I guess a lot of admires
little whore. So so so I sawed away, Bro. I
strewed up, told this guy, Yeah, she dated that guy, Bro,
so he won't like her.

Speaker 6 (39:28):
You're trying to throw shame and she already got a boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah yeah, man, she's with her like that guy. I
like her, you know he likes her. There's there's a line, homie,
but it's a little crack crack crackable door over here.
You can take a little peek, but you got to
tell it's only for the swimming team people to come
in third.

Speaker 6 (39:51):
You're about to divul secrets.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
So here's my here's my here's my friend. Bro. Like, dude, network,
we're like like peas and carriage now man like bagging
on each other. So this fucking dude, that dude that
is in a swimming tube, he's buff, Bro, he's like big.
He fucking he starts punking us in the water. I
know how to swim, but I'm that dude, like better

(40:14):
know how to swim, So he starts to like hold.
They start wrestling, you know, like play wrestling, you know,
play wrestling with us. I s away, you know, I
didn't want to play wrestle.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
Right, yeah, that's a scary place to play.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
So he took his food to like touch to like
almost holding his breath, so him was almost to the
practice drowning my homie. So that food, let said go, dog,
and I thought, okay, let it go. I didn't see
him for two days. He comes back, bro, he said, man,
this food comes with regular clothes, bro, Like like he
was ditching school, but he had planned out. I have

(40:48):
my towels. I'm walking like I forgot I'm just walking
with whatever, right, and he goes, what's up, man, what's up? Philippe,
what's up? When I get behind him, get to like
I was my friend, right, dude, He told that fool
that man, man, you and you're not gonna have to fight,
And that fool said all right, man, And then whatever

(41:09):
guy he was trying to drown him, he said, yeah,
fuck you, Motherfucker'll drawn your as again. Before he dropped
his gym bag. He put up his hand, fool. That
fool got knocked out the way Brad Pitt knocked.

Speaker 6 (41:21):
Out that fool, and you guy got knocked out or
the new guy knocked out of the swim team.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
The swim team guy, he knocked him out. The girl
was trying to drown him. He fucking knocked that fool out, bro,
Like Brad Pitt knocked that fool out in fucking that movie.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
And Glorious Bastards. No, it's over the head with the bag.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
No, bro, he knocked him out with his face like
in that movie when he's playing that movie.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
Where he's like a party crash, crash crash when he's
a Pikey, when he's a Pikey. Yeah, yeah, broke that
fool talks trembling on the floor. Dog, Oh no, that's
not good, dude. When people started shaking after.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Getting Peede holy him and I started walking away, bro,
and then I went to juvenile hall.

Speaker 6 (42:08):
It's all over when he whoa he went to he
went to juvenile hall for that that because he fucking probably.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
But what happened was that had knock fool dog other
schools too, Dog, that was his thing. Oh he was
a bad kid, not bad kid, but like, you know,
hold back.

Speaker 6 (42:25):
While he fucked people up. You can't fuck people up, dude.
That's like because you watch fights at school and.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
That was the first time I saw somebody get knocked out.
That was not cheap shot it.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
Yeah, but it was like it was like, you know,
like is that a white kid that he was fighting
or was it like like.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
A big Mexican Filipino looking kid.

Speaker 6 (42:44):
So he wasn't some privileged asshole. He was also like big, but.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
He was for whatever for sixteen year old in his age,
he was already buff, like in shape, like he was
born buff. You know, like his parents in the past
were not were not They were not gatherers, bro they
were hunters.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Fuck.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
That's the thing is like I remember in high school.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
It was shaking dog and then and then my flower
was screaming we fucked their backy fucking piece of ship,
and then they were wearing my chance, says brof. They
never talked to me and swimming to my guests.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
Oh, because you let your homie fuck their friend up, dude, But.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
I was just I was walking with us with them.
But but do you show you showed drun both of us.
One guy came back and revenge me let it go
because I want to stay in the team.

Speaker 6 (43:36):
So you know, in high school, there's most kids are
just regular kids and they like fight and then bruce
or a bloody nose, and then there's that one kid
like your homie that nobody knows to not fuck with.
And then once he There was a kid rest in peace,
good friend of mine from high school named Dale Steel,

(43:58):
and we were friends all all the way to elementary
into junior high, and like we were best friends. I
remember this dude, John T. Clemente was fucking with, was
with his brother and they challenged you to a fight,
and I remember I remember thinking, like, I would never
fuck with Dale.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
I knew he was tough.

Speaker 6 (44:17):
We didn't know because we never saw Dale get in fights,
but we heard about his fights, Like we heard that
he fought a grown man in the sixth grade. We
heard that he fought a grown man at the fucking
state Fair during the summer. And I was like, rumor,
he fucked this kid up. No, it wasn't John T. Clementy,
it was fucking It was something Alex Rangal that was

(44:40):
his name. Holy, he fucked Alex ups this white kid. Bro.
I think his dad was like a biker. You know,
we knew he had a rough family, but he fucked
this guy up. And I remember this is in junior high, bro,
and I was like, well, I never seen blood come
out of a human beings face before from getting beat up,
and this kid was passed out doing the shakes and

(45:02):
Dale was still fucking him up. And that was the
last time I saw Dale till I was like twenty
years old and fucking but that ship. You just don't
fuck with certain kids, Bro. There's some kids that just
don't that grew up differently. You know. There's that one
kid in high school that just fucking hey, fuck your world.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
He whoever was there to remember that knockout?

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Yeah, bro, fuck yeah, dude.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
I know.

Speaker 6 (45:29):
When I was back and that happened, I'll still go
home and we talk about it, like we remember when
Dale fun.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
I saw a fool getting I saw a fool, bro
getting jumped into a gang and and and he was
jumped by this guy who I never like, bro, And like,
you know, you jumping in jumping into somebody or gang,
you you're punching them, but you're not trying to kill
the guy.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Right now, That's what I'm always wondering.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Dude, Yeah, who broke his jaw? He broke his jaw.
I always thought that was fucked up in cheap shop, bro,
the guy, the guy that guy's jaw broken end up
being a shoff for though that's cool, Well that probably
is what that was scandless bro, like who who goes
to to bring somebody's jaw and jumping them in?

Speaker 5 (46:12):
That's the thing is like you were in a gang,
right or were you? Did you have to jump anybody in?

Speaker 2 (46:17):
When you?

Speaker 6 (46:18):
When you when it was like turn your turn to
do that?

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Or like, bro, those records are sealed.

Speaker 6 (46:24):
Okay, sorry, I didn't even need to bring up anything bad.
But let's say theoretically you had to jump somebody in.
If you were theoretically in a gang, would you have fun?

Speaker 2 (46:34):
What happens? This is what happens between between the inside
structure of some gangs. They might have They might have
a list of rules where you cannot sell Heroin to
a homie or so you cannot use Heroin, use it,
you can sell it, but don't sell it to a homie. Also,

(46:54):
you cannot sell crack to a homie. Also, if you're
like you're we're like, if you're like in an internal
war with another gang nearby, at that point, nobody allows
you with PCP because you wander off and ship it's
a big violation. So so anyways, so they're drowning me

(47:18):
at the beach and getting pussed in a face.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
They're jumping at the beach. You got jumped in at
the beach.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Somebody get jumped at the for doing that. So that's
a violation that was always broken, bro PCP. So yeah, man,
Also that nobody was trying to kill you. You know
that you homie and they love you, you know. But
there's the punching in the ribs. They're trying to avoid

(47:59):
your right.

Speaker 6 (48:01):
Oh, so there is a like, hey, don't punch him
in the face for yeah. Yeah, I mean I know
that each gang is different, and I know I watched
George Frez do a lot of interviews and as the
dumbest question the white people have the dumbest questions for him,
and they're like, so, what's the rule of jumping people
in And it's like it's I know it's different, but

(48:22):
fucking whatever.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Do they do it in seconds? Yeah? Man, they're doing
in seconds. If your fucking gang only had like two
numbers on it, right, anybody doing a hundred and six
seconds avalon. Nobody's doing eighty seconds of just fucking up.
Somebody's doing a holder in eighteen fucking east cold thirteen minutes. Hey, Bro,

(48:45):
you know what, I'll be like, wait a minute, can
we change it to I know what, I know that
the gang is two hundred and eighteen. Can we change
it to room and numerous? Well, you just say x
B X one one one. Yeah. However, I want to

(49:07):
be in a Roman gang, Homie. I want to be
in a Roman Trojan gang homie. Letters, what's the gang?
There's two exit bro, expoment's over.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
The twenties hodie.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
Bro. Yeah, that's what kept me out of gangs because
I didn't want to get jumped by somebody.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
And that's the man. Like in my neighborhood, Man, people
were joined gangs if the old lady left them.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
Bro, get the fuck out of it.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Yeah, Bro, but other people are ready we joining late,
like in her twenties twenty five.

Speaker 6 (49:37):
I know.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
I saw if Fuo get jumped in his thirties, Bro,
get the fuck out of here, they called him. Shout
out to OJ.

Speaker 6 (49:43):
Gangs possesses a thirty year old to get jumped into
a gang.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
No life out there putting in work, bro, like ramble,
what kind of fucking loser that put loser? Exactly? I
get this. He was putting in work like ramble, bro,
like going out there fucking dragging the enemy out of
his mouth house while you have a dinner beating? Is

(50:08):
that house signed the yard?

Speaker 6 (50:09):
You gotta go to your How do you tell your gang?

Speaker 2 (50:11):
I gotta go do?

Speaker 6 (50:12):
I gotta go to my job at Domino's. Guy, Bro,
you can't make the meeting in the park today.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
This full jump foods and go, no, homie, there's no
getting there's no quitting homie, right, it's just twenty four
hours day. Yeah, the full full jump, the full jump
into a go to college to grab motherfucker.

Speaker 6 (50:33):
Bro. I was so in your thirties. The gangs that
you get into normally are like both domb Bro, They
like motorcycle gangs and stuff. Right, So I never when
I was a kid, I wanted to get in a gang,
but I didn't want to get jumped.

Speaker 5 (50:46):
That's the truth of it. I swear.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
They say, his dad didn't want you to buy a motorcycle. Bro.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Help when I got older.

Speaker 6 (50:52):
That's so you don't have to do that as to
get into a motorcycle club gang. But I got offers,
you know, because I was a good little wobbler in
the fucking when I was working at the dive bar
at the old Caravan.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
But I still was like that.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
But to me, even then, bro, as much as I
was kind of a badass dude or whatever the fuck,
I still was like, that's a lot of like because
it was like you.

Speaker 5 (51:14):
Have to go to meetings, like like motor so close,
you have to go to meeting.

Speaker 6 (51:18):
I was like, you have to go to meetings and
they're like, yeah, yeah, so we call it church and
I'm like, it's still that's a meeting though, and then
you got to pay dues.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Not really considered a meeting, bro, more like a wellness check.

Speaker 6 (51:30):
Yeah right, I'm good, bro, like, and they're just like,
oh yeah, they get up because I remember one time
I got invited to they have poker runs because they
started like seven in the fucking morning.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Dude, Like wow, brother, brother, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:48):
To me, it was just like a huge inconvenience to
be in a motorcycle club.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
I think it's it's I don't mind if it's like
if it's like like a seven fools, you know, got
another Southern and you all buy some fucking badass Indian
motors one a cruise together, do it you like.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Fake wear a patch or like no Patch.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
Some of them sign You and your Homies made.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Of everybody know I'm neutral bro put big old gay
in the back. Yeah, man, you were you were from
I know one of my I like the the podcast
we did about about that movie we did. We watched

(52:32):
about the Bandidos with the Bandidos nod the Bike Riders.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
Yeah, when we did the what was the name of
that club from the bike Riders?

Speaker 6 (52:43):
Dude, easy rider, the bike Riders, the bike Riders, Hey,
but it was there.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
It is what's the name of the club that they were?

Speaker 6 (52:52):
What was the name of the club that the Bike
Riders represented, The Pistons, the MC, Yeah, there is the Vandals.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Yeah, you know, I think that doesn't sound right. But
in the beginning, they all started off cruising right.

Speaker 6 (53:13):
Club in Bike Riders. Yeah, they just started out as homies.
That's how that started.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
In that movie, they made it looked like they made
it look like the Vietnam best ruined everything. Yeah, the
being veteran that wanted to ride it became crazy.

Speaker 6 (53:28):
But that's kind I think it's it's fairly accurate, to
be honest with you, because Vietnam created it and and
like this is what I love that is kind of
what we're talking about on the podcast stay because we're
just taking a break, you know, we're just going over
some of our favorite things. But if you take that one,
and then if you remember the serial murderers, and do

(53:50):
you remember the golden ati of serial murders was like
the sixties and the seventies, right, Yeah, And Vietnam had
a lot to do with, right, with how violent that
era was. So it makes sense because you're sending kids
off to kill, to kill, and Vietnam was a bloody war. Man,
it was bloodier than World War Two. And so like

(54:14):
you send these kids off to go kill, they come
back and not only are they not received as heroes
like in World War Two, but also like in World
War Two, they were not given any love, any attention,
any fucking therapy, any like, hey, you know, let's get
you guys straightened out before you enter back into the world.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
It was just fucking throw you back in.

Speaker 6 (54:34):
I would love to ask my dad about this, because
my dad was in Vietnam and he fought in pretty
pretty harsh time sixty eight sixty nine.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
But they throw you back in.

Speaker 6 (54:44):
And so yeah, that's the thing is that before you
got World War Two veterans who were felt like they
did an honest job came home even though they didn't
have therapy, they had their homies.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
They were heroes no matter what if they got pulled
over or.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Fucked with by the cops, and how's Lord of yours?

Speaker 6 (55:00):
There was right, and there was no drugs in World
War Two, so there was no drugs involved in what
they were doing. They weren't coming back all fucked up. Yeah,
and well, just like good old natural fucking prescribed opium.
But like now you fast forward to Vietnam, where they're
disliked by the majority of the population.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
They're spit on.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
They're called baby killers, even though cops are okay with
the Vietnam War themselves. Nam Vietnam veterans are coming back
from smoking weed, doing heroin, doing drugs out there to
survive and to get through whatever, and so they have
a kind of a reputation for being like violent, drug
addicted fucking vandals as opposed to like heroes. So yeah,

(55:42):
it makes sense that they get into biker clubs, even
though they're the same biker clubs that the World War
two vets were getting in. But now there's a different
attitude because again, they were doing they were getting I mean,
the majority of the drug that they were using in
Vietnam was weed. They were smoking weed, and they were
doing heroin and so uh our opium. So yeah, I

(56:05):
think that that did cause the change.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
I believe that. I think I would say that might
be accurate.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Well, we're glad that you're back now.

Speaker 6 (56:12):
Oh I went off?

Speaker 2 (56:13):
I did. I'm sorry if you're coming back? Well, were
it is? Ship? We thought you drifted off in a
sunset of Harley Davison Right now.

Speaker 6 (56:24):
It happens. You guys get behind you.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Start drifting away. Bro, I thought you were writing a
motorcycle in that comic book Heavy Metal. Just drifting, Bro,
where's he going chasing a bunch of hot redheads. We're

(56:46):
in a succulent sat right back. You have a succulent
plan here, trying to learn some bitches SI. But is

(57:07):
the onlygether that can hook up with a hot white
chick at a Pump Springs art festival.

Speaker 6 (57:16):
That's true, that is true. But that shirt, that's because
I'm dancing in the wine courtyard, bro, Like, have you
been to those?

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (57:26):
I used to go to those all the time.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Oh, my dad shout out to books that we read
in the past, and a bunch has the big fan
of Jack Carrollrack.

Speaker 6 (57:38):
Yeah, have you read the book I read All on
the Road?

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Did you finish it? He begrudgingly. You know what, bro,
nobody has?

Speaker 6 (57:46):
Yeah, it's hard.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
It was one had. Yeah, I was giving that book
in nineteen, in two thousand or ninety two thousand, Yeah,
I had it for a long time. I read into
a comic one time and and he was working the
road and he goes on the road. Bro, that that
book had a profound effect on my life. Just may

(58:10):
want to be a comic and go out there and
just do it.

Speaker 6 (58:14):
He never he didn't finish it.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
I didn't. I've never finished it. I started an audibow
again and I always get as far as at this part.
My friend Mourdiardi. Yeah, but I finally get the book
now on the road, because before after I didn't get it.
But what I finally I finally got it now. What

(58:39):
the book is about is that Jack Carrol Rack, Allen Gainsburg,
and WILLIAMS. Burrow are writers, but only Jack Corra has
mentioned his book because while while they were writing their books,
there was a prison or inmate, which is that guy?
Was his name Cassidy, John Cassidy. Yeah, he's a friend

(59:01):
of he's he's the inmate who was writing them letters
and they were having correspondence with him. So on the
Road is them going on Jack Carro going on the
road to meet this guy because the way he was
he was teaching him how to ride through the mail
and he wanted to learn how to write more. And
that's when they just go on the road with him.

Speaker 6 (59:22):
I mean it's Neil Cassidy who did the like LSD
experiments and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
No, No, that's that's somebody else. This is the guy
in the book on the Road, which which is the
guy that they met and he is he is like
the protagonist in a lot of his other books. And
he's the one that has a girlfriend named Mary Anne
and he marries another one.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
The book. Yeah, he's a convict. They came out of prison, yes,
and that's what he's living in San Francisco. They meet
him and they go to jazz and they all your job.
They keep running into each other, but just it just
came on the road with them. Yeah, and he's always
fighting with his lady. I don't know what now, Yeah, dude,

(01:00:12):
I did not know that. So those guys that all
wrote together, like that's how I found, Like, to be honest,
I'm a fan of Jack Kerowac through william S Burrows
because like, I'm a big fan of william S Burrows
Lunch the book finished our Junkie. I'm sorry, Junkie. Junkie's
so fucking good, dude. The thing with The Road is

(01:00:33):
that it took me fucking years to finish, Like I
finished it like maybe a few months ago out on
the road because it was like the last thing that
I didn't have, And it's just a frustrating read. I
think the the the book is great, which is weird,
but at the same time, it's frustrating because like the
way the lingo is in the book, it's growing up.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
It's the language that are our.

Speaker 6 (01:00:57):
Cartoons made fun of Our parents are like, okay, so
when you see bugs Bunny and they're like, hey, daddy
O and they're making fun of that. That was the
way the kids talked in that era. And growing up
when I would watch w B, I would watch them
them make fun of them, and so in my mind

(01:01:18):
it's it's always been done through.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
Satire.

Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
When you're reading this book, the way they talk is
not satire, but it sounds stupid. It's like, hey, so
me and my buddy Jimmy Jay went down picked up
the daddy O from blah blah blah. He was like, oh,
shut the fuck up anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
So I was right. Dean Moriarty is based on Nil
Cassidy in the book, and because in real life Neil
Cassidy was like they were corresponding with each other, I says.
Based on Dean Moriarty is based on Neil Cassidy, a
reckless and adventure figure. And then Sel Paradise, the narrator

(01:01:58):
of the book is Jack Carrorac and Carlo Marx. My
friend Carlo Marx is actually Alice Gingsberg and close friend
of Jack Carroll Rack. In The Jar and the Jack
Carron Now on the Road, the main character is Dean
Moriarty is based on Cara Rak's real live friend Neil Cassidy.
To help Paradise, the narrator of the novel another yeah,

(01:02:20):
so yeah man, in the book, dude, this is they
go on the road. That guy, so Neil Cassidy is
Dean Moriarty. And then because all the other books are
based on Dean there called Dean Morriari. My Friend Dean
is another book called Dean and some other Fools. Right,
So anyways, I never finished the book, but now I
know that Neil Cassidy is Dean so.

Speaker 6 (01:02:43):
And that's also the Neil Cassidy and the LSD experiments
in the Acid Tests that were a series of parties
held by the author Ken Keasey, primarily in San Francisco
Barry during the mid nineteen sixty on the use and
advocacy for the psychedelic drug LSD, com known as so.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
He Neil Cassady was basically like a one of those
a slacker that got lucky.

Speaker 6 (01:03:07):
He was an influencer and he was lucky. He was
like like an influence that came on a prison, right,
like a modern day guy. Like like if Neil Cassie
had a podcast now, it would be being right and
it was kind of back then, and because he'll do
lectures right right well, and if you want to go
back to to when we talked about motorcycle clubs and stuff,

(01:03:28):
and again you can connect podcasts here because when we
talk about the galloping gooses and what was the other
guys the joke that the Jokers or the the all
those guys with the Hell's Angels party up in a
little town called the Honda, and Neil Cassidy and Ken
Keasey had this ranch, I think, and I could be wrong,

(01:03:51):
so please because this is where you fucking go, Butch,
you're full of shit. But they had a ranch where
they were just fucking doing acid, experimenting with acid up
in the mountains, and they were like, this is when
that whole experimental phase of acid was going on during
the sixties. And I think Neil Cassidy is the one

(01:04:11):
that kind of inspired all of that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Have you seen that movie Drugstore Cowboy? No, I've always
Matt Dylan wake Up Bend Them Morning Late name for breakfast,
somebody told me and he oh he is the life
wake Up Bend Them Morning Late Day. Well in that movie,
Willows Burrows in that movie, it was the last movie

(01:04:36):
scene he plays. Williams Burrow is ironically that he plays
an old priest that I kicked out of the priesthood.

Speaker 6 (01:04:46):
For Cowboys based off of William s Burrow.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
No, it's not, but he played the priest William that
was kicked out of the priesthood for burning a herod
atic so he talked to Matt Dylon. To Matt Dalen,
oh man, he must have shot like a million dollar
worth of ship in his arm. So then I'm okay.
So there's a there's a scene where, because William is

(01:05:11):
Burrow in that movie, he fathered his father Tom, and
he says that he's on he's on that drug they
give you when you're getting off heroin.

Speaker 6 (01:05:22):
Oh, like, well, now we use the boxing, but I
know you're talking about uh. He said, some clinics methadone.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Methadone, so he was on. He's a scene where he's
telling a medal. He goes, they got me on that
methadone program. But I really think that nurse is came
being on the methodone. I haven't figured it out yet.
I haven't caught it yet, but I feel like she's
taking my dosage away, right, He's hooked, and then he

(01:05:53):
goes every once in a while, I slip, you know,
I get ahead of myself. So anyway, bro, somebody drug
off a bunch of drugs to Matt Dylan and he's
trying to be sober to the end of the movie.
So he fucking takes that big bag of drugs to
fucking Williamsborough brother Tom, and he fucking opens up the
bag and he goes, hmm, this is for amateurs, these pills. Ah,

(01:06:18):
and then he looks at the one he wants lot
whatever I want the lottom. It looks like imaginal God,
bless you, my son. There is a place waiting for
you in heaven. I don't like had something about it.

Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
Yeah, Wow, I gotta see that movie. I didn't know
Williams Burrows. I'm a big Williams Brows fan.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
They talk up, they talk about how back how the
the big big pio epandemic in the seventies. Yeah, and Seattle.
The movie based in Seattle and Portland, and they showed
him like breaking into drug stores and stealing all that
ship bro.

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
Oh Hens drugstore cowboy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Okay, so they fool a crazy brother. They're like, they
fucking put their drugs on a suitcase on one on
a fucking on one trade on one bus and then
they're they're they're fucking following the bus in their car.
So when they get to the destination, they grab their bags.

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
So they won't travel with a heroin.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
So they're not traveling with it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:21):
That's kind of smart.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
They put their bags, the heroin inside of the bag,
put in a Greyhound and then they're following the greyhound
with their fucking car. And every time the busts out,
they get some heroin and shoot up and then they
can following they get there, Bro, So they would have
to follow drive with drugs.

Speaker 6 (01:07:38):
That's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
And they're fucking and their car had a low hole
in the bottom.

Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
Just dumpump it out. And this is in drugstore, Cowboy
met Watch Okay, I'm watching that this week. Promise holy ship, dude. Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
There's there's a scene where he's they just fit in
robbing somebody robbing the drug store and he's fucking just
straight up in the traffic shooting up, and his old
ladies saying, oh man, you're gonna shoot up right now?
And I remember, Bro, like we I don't know where
the fuck we were, and I I'm always that guy. Bro,
I just cannot wait. You can hear a tors in

(01:08:17):
the back?

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
Bro, can help it? Can I help it?

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
You turn around, Bro, your hair's gonna catch on. You're
starting too close to these flames. Blast me up.

Speaker 6 (01:08:29):
Hell yeah, dude, I feel that. I definitely feel that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
One day drugs are gonna be radiciated to Burrow talks
in that movie. Yeah, he does.

Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
He has a real grogley. I've tried listening to his
audio because I enjoy audiobooks more than I enjoy reading.
But he insists on doing his own voiceover, and his
voice sucks. Bro. I love his writing, but his fucking
voice is too rough, too rough.

Speaker 5 (01:08:59):
Great for that movie.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
But trum trump Perkowski also man.

Speaker 6 (01:09:04):
Like the audible guy who does Charles Mukowski book. So
it sounds like Charles would have when he was younger, right, Yeah,
so I think he does a good job of sounding
like Charles Mukowski.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
But yeah, Charles not our women are the world are worse?
Just mine of that.

Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
What's your favorite Charles Mukowski quote?

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
If you're gonna go try, go all the way?

Speaker 5 (01:09:28):
Yeah, that's about being drunk, right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Or don't even start?

Speaker 6 (01:09:32):
Is that the one where he's like just just following
going after anything?

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
If you're gonna do it, go all the way?

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Yeah? Anything? Yeah, if you're gonna go go all the
way or don't even try. This could be losing family,
This could be losing jobs, It could mean losing it
could mean derision. It could mean isolation. Isolation is the gift,
all the hours or tests of your wealth. How long
you really want this?

Speaker 6 (01:09:56):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Yeah, bro, when you finally get there, you out there
and exalted by the kings. But you gotta try. If
you want this, you have to try try. I love that, dude,
you know what you're gonna but basically saying if you're
gonna you're gonna fall doing what you don't like, are

(01:10:17):
you gonna fall doing what you like? Right right?

Speaker 6 (01:10:19):
Yeah? Basically what it is, I you know what, man,
I realized, you know, try even fall communis I left
a lot of words out a communilation.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
It could mean jail time. It could be lonely nights
of the park, It could be sleeping in parks. It
could be in isolation. Isolation is the gift.

Speaker 6 (01:10:39):
Isn't there why where you like your family? Or something
like that too? But dude, I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Uh that one?

Speaker 6 (01:10:48):
My favorite is that one of my favorites too. And
one of my favorites is that one because.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
My my favorite one is when he's writing, is when
he's writing his books in fact told him and he's
like dictating himself and critical, excising himself, kind of like
we're doing stand up comedy, but it also makes sending
stand up comedy. He goes, when a writer start caring
what the what the reader? When a writer start, a
writer is grade a writer rise. When a writer start

(01:11:17):
caring what the reader cares about, that's when he's starting
on a down a fucking bit. He's up there with
the phone. He's just rioting what they like? Love that.
I love that, bro. Like people some of my fans
when they saw a new special, they goes, oh, man,
I like the last special, Bro, that last special twenty eleven. Bro,

(01:11:39):
we're not going to be pleasing everybody be happy, right?

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
This was for you?

Speaker 6 (01:11:43):
Yeah? And I think that's the thing. As an entertainer,
you go through that because you have to give.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
One.

Speaker 6 (01:11:48):
You have to give the people what they want, what
people don't understand those You have to get the networks
what they want. And you really you got to build
your empire in entertainment first before you can go off
and do what you want. And so I feel like,
because like, right now, that's the thing, you know what?

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Man?

Speaker 6 (01:12:04):
So when I got pasted at the improv member I've
announced it here, we talked about it. I auditioned four
times to get past the.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
What's that You're still there right the improv for a moment? Yeah, but.

Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
I auditioned four times to get past there. I'm good
and I fucking the third So by the third time,
I was like, you know what, because like when you
get the when you get a list of what they
want at the improv, the improv sends you I should
probably shouldn't be talking about this, but I don't care.
It sends you a list of what you should what

(01:12:42):
they want you to do. Like they wanted to be
clean and family friendly. They wanted to be this, they
wanted none of It's like how you should do your material,
but it's like keep it clean, do this, do that.

Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
I did what they wanted. I did well.

Speaker 6 (01:12:55):
My friends would tell me, dude, you killed I don't
know how you didn't get passed. The fourth time, I
was like, I don't give a fuck no more, dude,
I'm not gonna fucking do what they want. I'm just
gonna do what I want because they're not gonna pass
me anyway. And that's why I got passed. That's when
I got passed on.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
But what's your let's let's do them what's today's day, bro,
today's dates? Give us give them today's today's day. Facts.

Speaker 6 (01:13:18):
What happened on today was Sunday? They at the beginning,
but Sunday maybe eleventh, eighteen twelve, this one.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
Was the most Maybe eleven is usually Mother's Day. Huh.

Speaker 6 (01:13:28):
Yeah, today's the mother's day. Today's Happy Mother's Day, Matt,
Mother's das.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Also, Happy Mother's Day to all the single fathers who
are left who you're who the mom left with the kids.

Speaker 6 (01:13:38):
You had to be mothers and father's at the same time.
Bless your bless your lonely.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
Also shout out to Happy Mother's Day to all the
great mother that their mother goose Mother Teresa. Motherfucker.

Speaker 6 (01:13:50):
Oh motherfucker is my favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:13:53):
Eighteen twelve, On May eleventh, Britain Prime Minister Spencer Percival
is assassinated by John Bellingham in the lobby of the
House of Commons in London. Ironically, the descendants of both
later stand for the same seat in Parliament at the
same time, but neither wins.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Well were a good one, bro, I was boring. You
didn't have the microphone on you.

Speaker 6 (01:14:17):
Oh well, that was I mean, it was assassination.

Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
I do about it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:25):
Seventeen seventy two, Amsterdam theater destroyed by fire. Eighteen killed
in Amsterdam, Netherlands, eighteen dead. How are you gonna top
that one, Felipe.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
On this day? Eleven eighteen twelve, May eleven, let's just
go to May eleven twenty five. You we've got a
glasses anyway. Eighteen twelve, waltz introduced into English ballrooms. Some
observer considered disgusting and immoral. Get the fuck out of here,

(01:15:00):
the fuck out of here with your waltz, your fucking
wigs and smelly ass hair.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
Ha.

Speaker 6 (01:15:07):
The waltz is fucking deemed inappropriate. Can you imagine living
in that time, bro, and being a deviant.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
And now every key's saying, yeah, that does the waltz.

Speaker 6 (01:15:17):
There's the waltz, and the waltz is boring, Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
The walls is being and then then.

Speaker 6 (01:15:24):
Yeah, but it's a formal dance where you're not touching
each other, there's no skin being shown. How the fuck
is this inappropriate?

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Yeah? Wats was introduced in European ballroom. Some observers introduced it,
consider it disgusting, Boney, they are touching, bro. I guess
that was the first time they touched. But I mean,
they're not like, they're so gross not rubbing her boot.
What's next the blacksmith, it's gonna dance with the chef.

Speaker 5 (01:15:50):
They need to watch dirty dancing.

Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
The blacksmith is gonna dance with the chef? How dare they?

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
You know? Back then? Bro, Like, if you have a household,
you have a you have a household, you're not allowed
to have kids, you know, or date unless you tell
the boss.

Speaker 6 (01:16:11):
Oh really, so you like if I was like a cook,
Like let's say I was your cook and I had
my own little premises and my wife was back home
and my premises, we'd have to come to you for
permission to have children.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Or you wouldn't have no house. You wouldn't have no wife.
Who your wife? Nobody would have hired you because you
already married. Bro, you started off their single like a
young kid. Oh okay, I don't know if house kids
were I guess if they were like service, they were
not getting paid the Game of Thrones. I just skinned

(01:16:45):
my one of my horse trainers and ship for having
for marrying them, marrying one of my maids without telling me.

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
Yeah, huh, it's crazy, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Bro, yeah, man, imagine the waltz.

Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
Bro Walt's being fucking provocative.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
You can't even dance the waltz. In eighteen sixteen, on
this day, May eleventh, American Bible Society forms in New York.
All right, the Bible Society.

Speaker 6 (01:17:21):
Oh there you go, Happy birthday. Bible Society eighteen sixteen.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Also man, and thirteen ten May eleven, fifty four members
of the Knight's Templar are burned at the stake in
France for being heretics.

Speaker 6 (01:17:41):
Fifty four.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
Now, let me tell you something, right, hair man, when
when in thirteen ten, I think we talked about it
on this we're doing our history for fools on codes.
I think that one of these guys screamed out a
name because he was a fucking Das Templary and then
an American revolution somehow doubt fool because was in charge

(01:18:09):
of frist when he loaned that money to fucking America.
Because I guess that they could trace that family back
to the British back then.

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
Whoa dude, Yeah, I think I remember.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Tell could you want to look up what did the
nice Templar scream out in thirteen ten when they were
massacred because they screamed out something. Bro, Yeah, that's it.
What do you what do is what that mean? Jacques
there he is bro.

Speaker 6 (01:18:43):
Spelled out, said oh, also, let me see the Grandmaster
who was burned at this stake of thirteen fourteen courted
legend he allentgedally said God knows who is wrong and sin,
and that soon a calamity would occur for those who
had condemned them to death. Some accounts say he especially

(01:19:05):
Chris King Philip the fourth and Pope Clement the Fifth,
who were both accused of being responsible for the Templar's persecution.
Uh no, exact words recorded, you know, huh, I do
remember that though?

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Yeah? Remember because the night Templar ended up being ended
up being the secretly became the no not to sort
of boy, the Masons. They became the Masons because you know,
they may steal, right and they had to. Yeah. So
when when somebody was when somebody will Marion? What what

(01:19:41):
was Marie Antoinette hung? Yeah? What year was Marie Antoinette hung?

Speaker 6 (01:19:48):
When was Marie Antoinette hung? Sixteenth of October seventeen ninety three?

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Okay, yellow? What did somebody scream out during Mari Antoinette's assassination.
And let me tell you, brother that whoever screamed that
out with a nice templar.

Speaker 6 (01:20:04):
Ballet the justice, Viva la nacion, Viva long live the nation,
Viva la nas nacion.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Yeah, because supposedly those whoever was helping out Napoleon, whoever
was out there like at that place, they were part
of nice templar bro and it was revenge for the
massacre of thirteen ten.

Speaker 5 (01:20:29):
People.

Speaker 6 (01:20:30):
I die.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
And funny these food don't forget how there were two
hundred years planning the shit.

Speaker 6 (01:20:34):
Oh dude, Well, I mean that's the thing, dude, is
I think in our time we see things change almost overnight.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
There it is part of me, sir, I meant, not
hundreds of years part of me.

Speaker 6 (01:20:47):
Sure I meant not to do it. It was an
apology to the executioner for exactly stepping on his foot
on her way to the guillotine. Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
But you w watch those movies, bro about people that
rich like Marie Antoine or Mozart or Beethoven or these
big type rush people. You know that those people were
eating delicious ass cakes and bread while everybody was not
was eating dirt sandwiches.

Speaker 6 (01:21:11):
Right, Yeah, which was why she said let them eat cake?

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:21:16):
What'd she say? Let them eat bread? Was that? Actually?
So it's it let them eat cake is like a
what do you call it? Mandela effect? Because we've heard
let them eat cake?

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
Am?

Speaker 6 (01:21:27):
I'm not, am I the only one.

Speaker 5 (01:21:30):
It's it's bread, I believe you, But I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
I wonder.

Speaker 6 (01:21:36):
Let them eat cake or its original French form, kim
Man now brioche, which is bread is a famous likely.

Speaker 5 (01:21:42):
Uh yeah, let them eat bread?

Speaker 6 (01:21:45):
Yeah? What a fucking insult, bro, you fucking bitch. You
know it's weird to me. Dude though, is like, I
feel like that's the Maybe it's not the equivalent because
we're not eating dirt, but I do feel like a
fucking millionaire fucking firing people is like somewhat the same thing.
We're just not as angry.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
So what do you know about the fresh foreign legion?
What's up? Everybody? History for fools? Man? I know you
got one more. We'll give you one more. On this day,
the Waltz was introduced. Remember that, once you forget may
Levin the waltz, the dam was introduce and they thought

(01:22:23):
that she was nasty. They thought that while we got
people tworking on our phones, showing up every morning. People
get offended at that noymore.

Speaker 6 (01:22:35):
I think that's the thing, dude, is we don't I
was just saying this right now when you were looking
stuff up, like you know, the holy the let them
eat cake is kind of an equivalence of I guess
and I guess. I mean, I don't know because I
didn't have to eat dirt sandwiches and we're not eating
dirt sandwiches. But there's something to be said about a
fucking billionaire being hired into our government to fire all

(01:22:56):
these people and be like, oh, well, spend less money.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
You know, just that I'm different between then and now.
Is that a lot of the gap between money is
pretty close. Back then, it's like the one percent was
one hundred percent of the people and the rest were
just poured.

Speaker 5 (01:23:19):
You're right, yeah, yeah, yeah that is.

Speaker 6 (01:23:20):
But there where's the anger? That's all my So what
I'm saying is like, how come we're not still trying
to execute certain people?

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
That's the same. That's like my joke I said last
week brought but a lot of people are mad that
the that the President Trump was dressed at the Pope.
But there was crickets, and they said nothing all the
years that priests were molesting kids.

Speaker 6 (01:23:43):
That's very true, dude, that's very That's the worst one
I ever saw.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Bro The worst one documentar I ever saw was, well,
there was this priest in Philadelphia and the East Coast
that were moving him around and he was molesting all
the deaf kids because he was deaf and he knew
how to speak signed to them. But you're talking about
lesting them and those kids have no way of telling
their parents because and another parents didn't love, parents, didn't

(01:24:08):
know how to communicate. But you can look that up. Man,
deaf priest, death, deaf priests, trials history for fools.

Speaker 5 (01:24:19):
But ch Escobar Felipe Sparza.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
Shout out to Pope Francis Man, the true Pope, the
real Pope, the best Pope we ever had, all the
other popes. You to go on parades with a bulletproof
glass both frances was driving his own car convertible.

Speaker 6 (01:24:37):
You want me, I'm here reading San Jose. We're gonna
thank you so much for all the love. Thank you
you treating us and everybody who came up to us.
We love you for telling us how much you love
the the podcast. You guys have no idea how much
it means to me. And uh Portland, We're gonna see

(01:24:58):
you soon.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
Also, thank you to the lady that's send me the
video with Levig sauce orange sauce on her feet. Thank
you

Speaker 3 (01:25:59):
M hm as that book

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