EP 82 - 536 AD: The Worst Year in Human History - History for Foos

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Speaker 1 (00:44):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Everybody? Welcome to history for fools? What you got there
by here? Bro? This is a are your notes?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
From the podcast?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
You have all my notes in there.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Everyone every once in a while, Bro, coming here in
a dark Bro, I know you do not, dude, That's
all I read these notes, Bro, like just for the phone,
doesn't he. There was a woman name Elizabeth Creswell sixteen

(01:22):
twenty five to sixty ninety eight. She was once a
prostitute and became madam who owned many brothels across England.
She had clients Kings and other politicians. I forget about
stagger Lee, which one was that the pimps? So then

(01:44):
we go to oh my god, Bro, then we go
to this one in mind. You know a guy who
grew up in twenty twenty five to decide for the
writing something about it.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Oh, that's the Treaty of the Hildalgo. That's uh the
gold Rush, that's gonna be. We talked about Emperor Norton.
That's all gonna be.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Emperor Norton.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Where they talk about Hildalgo, they talk about, uh, how
like he was robbing people. He's kind of like the
Robinhood of the time. Yeah, holy shit, I can't remember
I remember this. I mean, I can't believe I remember this.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh yeah, man, we wait this week? Man, was this week?
We're talking about the year the history for foods. You
want to go on rabbit hose right now, look up
the winter of five thirty six a D. That's what
we're talking about here showing the year. Bro. They could no.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Five. I had to write it down just like that
because I kept having it because it's like, it's the
hardest subject to remember. The number is that again? So
I had to write it down.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Like we have to listen to scientists for this one.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, we actually did have to hand Oh yeah, I
look at that.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Here it is man. Acclimatic catastrophe rocked the Earth in
five point thirty five AD, costing two years of darkness,
famine throughout, and disease. Yes, people were asking was it
a comet? Actually, people back then were asking they were dead.

(03:30):
People now are asking was it a comet? An asteroid
of volcano? Written records from China, Italy, Palestine, and many
other countries. Well maybe Palastie. They're all gone now. With
records from China, Italy, Palestine, and many other countries suggest
a huge catastrophe blighted the world in five three states

(03:52):
they need, yes, but the cause of it has been uncertain.
Did you notice that when we're sort of learning about that,
that every part of the articles had a climate action
to it, and like right under the right after the article,
it had this thing called what is climate change? Yes? Yeah,

(04:13):
climate change refers to a long term shift and temperatures
and weather patterns. Such as shifts can be natural due
to changes in the Sun's activities or large volcanic eruptions.
But since the eighteen hundreds, human activities have been the
main driver of climate change, primarily due to the burning
of fossil fuels like colt oil and gas. People farting

(04:35):
all the time. You know, burning fossil fuels generates the
greenhouse gas emissions. But that acts like a blank get
wrapped around the earth. That's what climate change is. No,
you could stop farting, man, you can stop using natural gas,
you can stop killing all the animals, you could do

(04:56):
all that, all that, all that, but if keano erupts
like the way it didn't five thirty six, all that
prevents you was for nothing, for nothing, bro don of
like prevent climate change now, like by by doing the

(05:16):
littlest thing. Bro, You're like an insect trying to try
to cover a bunch of hay for covering at you?
What am I saying?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
You talk?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
This is the This is the best thing about this
is like we have nuclear bombs that we can nuke
each other right out of the fucking sky. We fucking
have pollution that makes us sick and gives all of
us cancer. All these things, right, none of these are
shit shit compared to this event that happened. And what's

(05:51):
crazy is can happen again? Like all these, bro, Like.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
All can happen, but nothing we can do to prevent it.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Nothing you could do. You can't plug up the fucking volcanoes.
You can put a dome over the fucking earth to
protect from A comment was a comment because we're gonna
get to bottom of what happened. But during five point
thirty six ad H there is overwhelming evidence that shows
that the Earth, that the entire Earth for almost three

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years was covered in darkness, in darkness, and it affected
the Earth to I believe to this day. Someone was asking, like,
did it affect the future? And I was talking to
somebody about this, and it was like, I think it
was ray and I was like, it affected all the
way up until this day, I believe. But but we

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got to find out what happened because we know that
it happened. But there is so much I love this
subject because we know that it happened. There's evidence clearly
that it happened all over the world. But how did
it happen is the best part. But let's talk about
what happened.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
First before that. Man, we're gonna show somebody a picture
of here.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Oh that's so that's been that's that's Venice Beach.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, that's Venice Beach. Man when they've they've found oil
in Venice Beach and we're gonna do a we're gonna
do there it.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Is baby, Yeah, there's Venice Beach.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
So that's Venice Beach man though in nineteen twenty eight,
ninteen twenty nine, and we're gonna do a history for
Fool's subject on the history of oil drilling in Venice
Beach and tuned in for that one when it comes up.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
But this so, okay, we're gonna be doing that. I
love this subject, by the way, like this.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
So when I first he's gotta draw a picture too, Bro.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
So you know how fascinated I am with Los Angeles
because I just moved here. I've only been here for
two years now, coming up in October. I'm fascinated by
this particular subject because I had that one, Bro, Because
there's still there. There's still some Yeah yeah, you around
in LA. They're covered and he can't tell, but there's.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oil there, Ray mentioned Gundo, Yes, there is one and else.
At the time I make it.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
When I first moved here, I was I spent a
lot of time alone, and I had my car and
I drove everywhere, and particularly the beach and ship like that.
Venice Beach is fascinating. The oil dereks are fascinating. Actually,
I'm thinking about moving to Venice Beach. But uh yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Wouldn't like if I was single, no wife and doing
half as good as what I'm doing right now.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Always got me a bad little house or apartment next
to one of the oil rigs over there. Yeah, yeah,
I know I'm safe. That's what I'm thinking. Next to
a train track right Yeah, fuck that, bro. I want
to live in a house like Dennis Hopper true romance.
I got a little dog exactly. He's a little dog
and a train track and it's a beaut and fried

(08:59):
chicken for breakfast.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
I would eat. I would live like that. Fuck yeah
right now? Bro, if you if there was like a
train yard or like Mel what is it Mel Gibson
and leave the weapon two when he leaves that trailer
in that junk yard, that's bro like a homicide detective
dude that's on a boat in the marina.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
How Bro, you live? Like somebody told your man Lisi. Man,
you got a job for three months out of the year,
and the rest of them you get to go get out,
but you're gonna have enough supplies for three months. And
all you do is bro live on a lighthouse, chesting
those waves. Bro?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Can I go tomorrow? Can I go now? Can give me.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
A like a lighthouse? Bro, I'd have to give you know,
a light. Yes, that was the guy that he worked
for a couple of months there and just takes notes
on the on the waves.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I love comedy, you know how much I love comedy.
I fucking love I live breathing eath that ship. But
I love solitude even more. Like That's kind of my
problem is sometimes I'm like, oh, yeah, I gotta leave
this room.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Like I've seen them, your your conversation, when your headline
brought you like solitude, I like I know people, Bro,
you walk you know the party with half of the crowd.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
It's just me. It's just me and my dad.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Bro, I'd like to do a man back. I don't know, Man,
I'm going to throw this on you, but I will
throw it up. I'm throwing it on myself now. I'm
going to roast you with this, but then it but
I was about to roast you with it, but then
it got real. Oh, Node, That's something I used to
do self reflection. I used to do. I just push

(10:46):
the kind of guy bro that headline somewhere and party
with half of the audience and then at the end
of the night borrow money for them and asking for
rides out me. Bro, If if I got to pay
one hundred dollars FI and I'm partying with these people,

(11:06):
I'm both wipe it all out there with those and
then at them. And then after that, Bro, I'm their
biggest freeloader. You're the guy on the couch while you
were inviting Why you didn't invite me?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Probably remember I went to the house.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
How did we beat Philipe?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
I don't know how I made it to his house. Yeah,
and they were having they were cooking roast beef and
then they just put portals for me to watch.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
No way, where the what?

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah? Man? And then like the portals being played over there. Yeah,
that's the comedian.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
That's funny, dude. I I'm the other way man. The
minute I start drinking too much, like I disappear, like
I go on solo. Dude, I'm onna And I've definitely
gotten in the truck where I'll wake up and my
pants are covered in mud because I crawled through a

(12:05):
creek to get home. One time. My friend called me
and he's like, yo, my neighbors said that you hit
my car. Oh, Like I crawled my way back, Like
so what happens is and I don't drink anymore like this.
I have a drink every now and then, like I'll
have a ranch water at the show, but I won't
go beyond that because I black out. And when I

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black out, it's time for me to leave and everybody's dancing,
so I slip out the back and then I make
it home somehow. And that's me, dude, like I did
know one time end up in a house in the morning,
not knowing how I got there, Like, and I fucking
got out of the house before I found out who
brought me home. But I didn't wake up with anybody.

(12:49):
I woke up on the couch.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
I woke up as somebody's room. I don't know whose
room it was. It I was like young bro before,
like twenty one, and my back was hurt either. And
it was so funny because the whole family was there,
and mom and dad and I were walking out, and
I said, my back hurts, and then I think you.

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Then I said, uh, I said my back hurts, and
I was walking down. Somebody asked me, why did you
Did you say your back hurt, because yeah, I don't
hurt no more. But then yeah, I was heard and
I was sleeping on top of a book, a kid's book. Yeah,
A thousand Bears. I said, I had a thousand bearers
a top of me. Then the book is called A

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thousand Bearers. I don't know everybody laughing at.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
I'm definitely like woken up in like kids rooms before.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
But you were like, show yourself at somebody else's house.
You gotta highlight underwear in their house.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Oh you did that? Yes, there not in the house.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
It's on Vegas. You did that video? No, I did it.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
I hit it. I hit a dab and if you
look at butchers where takes a dab in that video.
I actually ship my fucking underwear. But I never told
anybody until right now, But it's there. I didn't mean
to because I think I had to go and then
I coughed a little too hard.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
You want to hit you want to hit some P Diddy?
What happens? No, man, I did started dancing like a
gospel singer.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Have you ever had that happen?

Speaker 2 (14:34):
No, but I bet I could. That happened when when
you're going back when you're doing bad drugs and they
put to one of the babies baby.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Oh bro, yes, yes, yes, relaxative.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Well, I don't know why I hated that vieing bro
having a runs and tweaking.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, you do like a bump and all of a
sudden you got to take a ship it. I fucking
hated that.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Why do they do that for?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah? See there's me having Oh yeah, there's that. Right
there is when it happens, right there is when it
happens and they're laughing. Bro, they loaded the you know
when da huh bet juice. I don't know, dude. I
know it's some dude. What's his dude's name. I'm not

(15:24):
that it used to be called San Jose. Uh San
Jose cannabis. Yes, way bigger bro. And I was the
first time ever did a dab. And these motherfuckers, Bro,
they're they're like, little joke was fuck all these guys too,
by the way. Their little joke was to overload the dab,

(15:45):
to put too much on the dab when for the
first time that you hit it. And I did that, Okay.
I I shipped my pants, I went in the bathroom,
hit the underwear in the garbage can, and then I
fucking ran down to my car and I sat in
my car. And I've never done dabs before, bro, never
ever done dabs. And I started crying because I didn't

(16:09):
know where I was at. I got I got and
I got lost, and I called my girlfriend and she
came and got me. I was probably like ten blocks
from my house. But uh yeah, that was a crazy day.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Ad Ah, he's a bear, Bro.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
I want to be a big shit.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
It sucked, dude, Okay, And that's at the same time,
that's okay. Where that came from was because when you're
all sometimes it happens for people who do drugs also
people who have diabetes and you take brand new diabetes medication.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
I didn't know this, but diabetes, I guess diabeto escobar
over here.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Diabetic diabetic medication. When you switch it fucks up your stomach.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Dude, bad, No, I've seen it, bro, I've seen these
people when it happened to them. They start eating grass
like a dog outside.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
I've never I've never had any grass, but you do.
It's weird that you create. But yeah, fucking if anybody's
had to take men form and you know what I'm
talking about.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
So on this we're studying for the history for full subject.
This week we ran into a couple of scientists. One
of them was David Keyes and the other one was
Mike ba Bailey, a Scottish scientist. And what he did
was he sorted. I don't know what got him to

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study this, but that fool he invented created Mike Bailey
Scottish scientists.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
That fool.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Created a computer program that could read what bro.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Tree rings A tree rings? You know what? He was
called I have that I wrote.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Down expectable everybody, like when you cut open a redwood,
all those rings, but you've seen one personally, So Mike,
what are rings though on a tree?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Rings on a tree represent the year that it was
it went through. So every year, every every practically every
tree that has rings, every ring represents one year of
its growth.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
That's the trees. That's me right here, bro, Bro check
it out.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
This is stretch mark right here.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Bro, there you go, just one right hear.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
That was two thousand eight.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Hamburgers, my first baby's mama, two.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Thousand and eight, two thousand and six, bro, eighty hamburgers. Bro.
And I was fucking ripping me up right here, Oh
my god, Bro, I became vegan twenty eleven. You could
see that the stretch mark got theinter is ship Come,
I you know what dinner? I don't know. I don't
know if you're fucking a dairy eater right here? Matter

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my peak right here, when I was eating a lot
of meat right here was right where the motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Up that that little different right there there. Get the
fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
That's what I was fucking going. What the fuck is
going out with my body, but then just there and
the other one like when I just stop eating dairy
because I'm a big as tree trunk hodie. But the
rings on a tree represents that they come ten years
of a tree live, or it represents one year. I

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don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
I think it depends on the tree, but roughly it's
a year like on like on. Uh. So, California has
the largest trees in the world. This is something that
I know a little bit about because I love the Like,
my girlfriend is really into this stuff, and as she's
into an I become into it. So the dender canologists

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is what they're called. They're the people who study trees
dendra dendra chronologists. So what they say is that it's
it's a certain certain trees, like the ones in the
forests of California, which have the largest trees in the world.
Those larger trees like the giants sequoias. Each ring represents

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a year of growth. And so what this scientist was.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Doing he checked Scottish oak trees.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Scottish oaks as well. It is the same oak trees.
If they're like oak trees here, then they're like about
a year per like per So, so what this guy
found was the first evidence of something actually happened, because
he checked Scottish oaks, German oaks, he checked California oaks.

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He are sorry, California sequoias and and uh and redwood trees.
He checked out trees in the Chilean forests as well,
and cheese in China. There were trees in Japan that
he checked out. All these trees showed one thing in
particular that during the sixth century, at around five thirty

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six BC AD. I'm sorry, or what we would say
ce now common shirt? Oh yeah, yeah, all right, the
Gulf of Mexico. Bro, that's what it's all about.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Anyway, if anybody who's listening, I have a shirt that
says golf of the Gulf of Mexico. Anyway. So, yeah,
all this happened. What he what everybody's gathered is around
five thirty six a d. And the reason why they
particularly picked that year is because there's also written information
by like Chinese, the Greeks.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah, go ahead, because he found out one of those
oaks trees that he checked in in Scotland. Yeah, he
started checking the year blah blah blah blah blah right
on the rings and he saw that there were no
growth for three years.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Thin layers of growth, thin to find real rings.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
That they didn't layer the growth, and he knew like
and he went, that's when he wanted to go take
those other trees. Right, and then he started wondering, like
who was the biggest empire back then that they write
down notes and right, he said that the Chinese they
wrote that.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
There we go, you can even do. Yeah, any of
those are really great examples, and like what people are like,
see what people are kind of looking at It's like,
what the fuck are we looking at here? But look
at okay, perfect, per perfect perfect See that see that
five thirty seven area right there where it's his a
D five thirty seven. Yeah, like if you can see

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like the thinner, it's thinner five thirty six to five
thirty seven, it's thinner than before five thirty five and
five thirty eight. And then if you look on the
on the right side, sixteen twenty seven and sixteen twenty six,
those are also times when that's when I think Krakatoa.

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I can't remember one of the volcanoes erupted, but created
that as well, So that's a perfect.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
But look at that big gap right there, bro, once
you get to the other ones.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, huge, huge, huge, And look at that thin layer,
See that thin line between five thirty seven and five
thirty six. That's like, so trees get everything. Everything comes
from the sun, by the way, man, That's what's so
great about this subject is like everything you eat comes
from the sun. Like if you eat meat, it eats
something that comes from the sun. So basically we're all

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products of the fucking sun. So imagine almost three years
of no sun and trees, you know, their little leaves
are like solar panels that pull in the sun's nutrients
and energy to help it grow, and it gives it
its new skin. So what you're seeing there is a
very thin skin on the trees. But what that also

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indicates is like there's no real vegetation if trees are
barely surviving, which fucking trees as we know here in
California because of fires and stuff, trees could survive anything.
But uh you know, these these these trees are the
only thing that's really surviving because you know, oh that's

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eighteen sixteen, that's the Krakatoa earth quick uh no, when
Krakatoa exploded and killed like thirty seven thousand people on
it or something. The whole island exploded. We'll talk about
that later, but there's a good example of five thirty six,
five thirty seven right there in the middle of that
thin line, because the tree barely grew, but there's no vegetation,

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so you got to think five thirty six five thirty seven. Great,
it's covered. It's an eternal winter.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
I heard that that before. We probably got a little
ahead of ourself because I think, yeah, the guy that
the guy freak was trying to figure out what caused this,
because he thought it was a comment.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
At first, right, Yeah, a lot of people thought.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
He thought of a comment that came in flying from
the sky at fifty thousand times of the speed of light, right, yes,
or fifty people.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, just this fucking speeding that you saw the light,
then you heard a whisty sound, and then you disappeared
here right well, China, China reported, and and so did
the Romans. Hearing a loud boom and then like the
earth shaking volcano sounds like a comment, right, yeah, comment yeaheah.

(25:43):
But research and this is nice. The thing about this
whole subject, man, is like I liked about it because
I learned all I could in one week. I really could.
I learned almost everything anybody could learn about this in
one week. Because it's a new subject, it's still being studied,
so a lot of this information is either new or

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very controversial that we're going to say. So, like I
know that I'm gonna go through the comments, shout out
to the homie that keeps calling me the government owes
me which escobar or whatever. I love you too, bro,
thanks for the shout out. But I could see in
the comments people going that's not true or this is
all theoretical. From these two scientists that we're about. We're

(26:27):
talking about really because they're the only guys that really
did a lot of the research on this stuff. And
so they find out that it's not a comment, not
a comment, it's not And.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
How do they find out with the devil either.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
That's the best part is that it's we find out
that it's.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Not Satan, so we're safe.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Satan did not do this. The the.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Ads before BCD.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
And we're actually talking about probably the greatest genocide ever
committed in the world in the world because China lost
ninety percent of its population. The Roman Empire lost seventy
five percent.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
A million people instantly.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Dude, Well Roman Empire started stopped counting at like seventy
seven hundred and fifty thousand or something like that. But
they were talking about in Constantinople, ten thousand people dying
a day from the plague that happened. Again, we're going
to talk about that in a minute. But they found
through research in the polar ice caps that it wasn't

(27:42):
a comet. But also here's the evidence that here's the
like the first like row of evidence. That's the kind
of and I believe this too.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Read it happened, bro, And I was talking to somebody,
this rapper. He said that in nineteen seventy one, when
next month president, But we had a nuclear weapon, but
we have built a time machine and we went to
five thirty six a d. And it was like to

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at least cause at least amount of damage, and we
blew it up and we came back.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
I guarantee you someone has this theory. Someone didn't tell
you this for real? Did someone really tell you this? Okay?
I was gonna say, like, did you talk to Sam
Tripoli or something, because like that's like this is for sure.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
But if I was like, if I were a time
traveler theorists, yeah, I would really push that that we
created a nuclear weapon and we tested out the Hiroshima
on the Japanese, but we don't know where to test
out the nuclear war were. We had time machine that
we stole from the Japanese in World War Two that

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we model made it better, and we sent that bomb
and the time machine to five thirty six to get
blown up over there.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
I think the hard part of that is that we
built the time machine at some point, Like I.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Want to think, is it possible about to create so
many things at once? I want to believe in all
of that stuff, But is it possible because all right,
we're gonna create one thing. Let's created one thing.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Well because this thing that happened to Like.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
I have a question though. Sure you saw that movie
with fucking my boy, my man, my idol Bruce willis? Right?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Which one the one with Fahrenheit or No, you're talking
about the apocalyptic movie where he's an oil driller, then yeah,
what's the name.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Of that They're gonna blow up split the meter in hen.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
What's the name of that movie with Bruce willis independently? Uh,
dude with the fuck Bruce Willis movie where he blows.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Up Apocalypto Apocalypse fahrenheit.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
It was it's apocalypse, it's armageddon.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
You think of They say, some scientists now knows like
people started actually taking climate change seriously. You say, for example,
climate change seriously, and we already know that. Hopefully by
then we'll know that a lot of stuff unprofitable. You're
gonna live our lives to live another two hundred years,

(30:33):
so we are we are going to be more electric?
Well whatever, right you think that of? If that person
a scientist, and then we're that we're that tech. We
have that much technology to know that. I'll say, Helen,
it's gonna blow up in two years, a massive or
that one. And but what we could do now is
we could shoot a nuclear weapon on it. Now, well

(30:55):
it's a baby and blow it up now right right,
you think a new Webinit was choppling us to blow
up a volcano, right, No, No, what did the guy say,
It's like a mass power.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
I didn't even write it down because I didn't think
it was ridiculous. But he said it was like five
hundred and thirty seven atomic bombs at one time.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Happened, which he said more than that did he? It
was like unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
It was unbelievable. It was in the thousands, right, which
I in my mind is five hundred and thirty six
is alreaty too much.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
I believe you had to make it when you say
something a theory that that long.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Yeah, he said something, you gonna make it so.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Even people who don't read completely.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
It was like ten thousand. I remember my girlfriend going
because my girlfriend was like laying down watching her own
like thing on YouTube, and I'm watching this documentary and
he says that, and Rebecca was a sociologist. I can't
remember she graduated. She knows a lot about stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Sociologist though not sociologist. Man, how did she interview well
for people for this?

Speaker 1 (31:59):
No, No, wasn't a sociologist. It was like, what is
it when you study like whatever Indiana Jones did?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Archaeologists?

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Okay, yeah, she did something like that, right, And because
if I say it, she's gonna be like, no.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Dude, seithmologist is the earthquake.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
That's a person who does earthquakes. But she studied like
primates and stuff like that. And I can't because I
remember she worked at San Diego Zoo and like, uh
watched monkeys for a while, and she studied old civilizations
because she knew a little bit about this when I
and when you know, she's really smart with history, and
when I do my work here, she tries to stay

(32:34):
out of it because, uh, she doesn't want to throw
in something that I.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Know what that is. That word And when you know
all the different nationalities and you figure out everything out
by looking at somebody, you know they're American or Scottish. Yes, yeah,
I know what that word is. Yeah, yeah, I can't
think about her call him and say I have a
joke about it, because he would look at a guy
oh man through China ego. She was, I'm chap sorry, bro,

(33:00):
I'm not a fucking as to apologist.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
That's what it is, anthropology, yes see, So she studied
anthropology and she knew a lot about this because it
has a lot to do with uh shaping civilizations afterwards,
but when she heard that number, she was like, you know,
she did that, he.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Said, he said at the power of twenty thousand, twenty thousand.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Yes, twenty thousand, Uhasaki, Nagasaki and Hiroshimas.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
But then when he said that money, that money. When
he said that amount, I had to pause, We're gonna survive?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
That that's too.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Much wis doing here? Who would have fucking realized back then?
I go, you know what? It is powerful? More powerful
than whatever they're gonna come up with.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
En a future, I would say, look, I would say
five ten. Oh, it's definitely bigger than one Nagasaki because
or her Horoshima, because it ruined the entire planet. It
caused actual climate change that shut down farms.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Go ahead, Oh, thinking about when I was when I
was looking at old paintings and they will show the
night sky purple and orange or orange and black, and
then they have an actual whirl happening, but the sky's orange.
I didn't know that that's the way those people back then,
that was their sky. They had that one painter who

(34:22):
drew a battle of a battle scene and the sky
was burning in bro orange. And I did n't know
that that was one of those dark ages. And and
there was not accidentally that he put it in orange,
So say, it really looked that way.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
So that's the thing is if you put the timing
up on this and again, uh, we know it's volcanoes
because we tested polar ice caps just to go back
over that real quick. Uh, polar ice caps showed that
there were volcanic matter during that time because we're able
to like pull ice panels and then research timeline along

(34:54):
the ice panel, and then we found that there was
carbon cover from all these volcanic matter. So so we know
it's volcanic matter. So now you know this this happens, dude,
and it takes place and there's no food, there's no.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
The like.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
So at first it's just like, oh no, we have
a winter, we have a bad winter. But then food
is become sparse, you know, and famine, famine starts. So
that's the other thing, man, is that in this Okay,
So we were talking about the ten ten thousand Nagasakis.
It was bad, it was really bad. Are the twenty

(35:36):
thousand But it's not. I don't think it was that.
I think it was a lot, but I think it
I don't. I think it was more than one or
two Nagasaki and Hiroshimas.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
To create islands.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Well fuck yeah, bro, So where's that's the thing now?
Is that we're looking at these islands that have formed,
oh you know from this happening, and and we talked
about Krakatoa. There was an eruption in Krakatoa in eighteen sixty,
right eighteen something around eighteen sixty. Let me find the

(36:07):
UH sixteen UM where is Krakatoa? So eighteen thirty six,
eighteen thirty six is huge. So bro, these people are
living on this island. There's like estimated thirty five to
forty thousand people living on this on this island.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
And it just.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Explodes, and we have UH and again we have we
have tons of evidence of.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
It dropped the temperature of the world.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
It dropped the temperature of the world. Well if five
thirty six dropped the temper of the world, temperature of
the world by thirty five degrees in some places. Ah,
just to give you an idea. This morning it was
seventy degrees and it was nice and cool on the
way in. And the temperature will arise thirty five degrees
to ninety five and it'll be unbearable if I when

(36:56):
I trive home without my AC and it's and it's
it's that change in temperature that that changes, you know,
And for one night, that's great, butch it got down
to sixty. It got down to seventy degrees last night,
and then it's rising into ninety. No big deal, right,
because that's a consistent change in temperature. But when we're
talking about people who are waiting to farm and then

(37:19):
again no, there's no science behind this back then, so
we're blaming the devil. So we're blaming dude. What's even
crazier is because outside events. So we're talking about cities
that we know. Definitely, Constantinople, one of the largest, the
largest city in the world, is going through this. And
then on the other side of the western world is

(37:42):
theote were Gone, which they believe because if you look
go back and we should do a history for foods
on Theiotea were Gone, because if you look back, it's Mexico.
It's not too far from Mexico City. Actually it's in
so Mexico City was built inside these what would be
the Great Lakes of Mexico if they existed still, and

(38:05):
theote Wa Gone was built just east of those lakes.
And so this is theote Wa Gone, which is considered
one of the largest cities at the time. One hundred
and twenty five thousand people is what they estimated live there.
That's huge, bro, Like most of the large cities in
the world were twenty thousand people, and this city thrived

(38:27):
and was doing great and had leaders and had a
government and had science, like they were way ahead of
its time, and then there was just a mass exodus
one day just to like within a few years. We
know that they burned their public buildings, so we know
that there was an uprising. We also know that there

(38:50):
was a lot of starvation because of the bones and
the kids at the time showed malnutrition, so we know
that these We know that these things happened, and and
what we get what what did not we the scientists gather,
is that people started going hungry and they were like,

(39:10):
you've fucking been sacrificing all these people, get us more food,
and we're not getting more food. So it has to
do the King's probably dirty, you know, it could be
all these scenarios, but they but what they believed is
they blamed the government for their problems, and which the
government blamed the gods. And then what's crazy about this
situation is that there's a mass exodus.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
What's crazy that back then nowadays they can't blame it
on God. They gotta blame on immigrants. They're the reason
for They're the reason for climate change, these immigrants outside.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
That would happen guaranteed if that happened right now, Donald
Trump would be blaming us immigrants.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
They're blaming the gods, bro for everything. Every They'll try
everything to stop this plague. Bro.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Sacrifice Nah, yeah, they were sacrificing the Incans. We're fucking
going nuts. So you had the Incans, the Mayans, Uh,
what are the guys? Then the uh the what are
the the the Nasca tribes. Yeah, also are experiencing like
a fucking insane I think it's thirty years drought in

(40:27):
their most like aquatic regions. So all these people are
suffering and dying. Again, China lost ninety percent of its people.
We know that a plague started in Africa and because
of the ivory trade, the this and this is so
this is the this is one of the also things
that's also interesting. Real quick to go back to the

(40:53):
uh the what's that Mexican city? I just said, you Wakan.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
So the crazy thing about the Athea of Gone is
after it was abandoned, there wasn't another civilization for three
hundred more years, which was the Aztec civilization. And now
we go over to China where with god, bro, whoa bro?
Is it storming outside? Oh? It is storming right now.

(41:20):
It's raining. What the fuck? Windows open? Wow? What are
we doing right now? Are we bringing the gods to us?
It's fucking storming outside. Dude when we first but we
all first pulled in? Am I crazier? Was it sunshiny
and beautiful?

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (41:39):
La is crazy?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Man?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
All right, anyway, let's get this done before the apocalypse happens.
So now we're talking. China's reporting that they're lifting ash
off of the ground in balls in certain places of China.
And again, you know, the effects immediately is that. But
the effects overall is China loses ninety of its people

(42:01):
because of famine and hunger. Now, now we talk about
plagues because they're recorded, but there's a lot of plagues
that probably aren't, Like maybe a plague that took over
fucking uh THEO THEA would con and that's not recorded.
But we do know that at one point the Roman Empire,
which is the last of the Roman Empire, the Justinian era,

(42:25):
is importing a lot of ivory from Africa and also
Africa's experiencing its own droughts and its own plagues. A
plague travels from Africa to the Roman Empire. What a plague.
And the reason why the plagues didn't, like the sicknesses
didn't get around before was because the weather, you know,

(42:45):
it was too sunny in one place and something would die. Okay, Well,
now this weather is allowing everything to live, all the bacteria,
all the fucking things that are you know, dangerous to
us if they were allowed to live. Twenty think about
is something could live through a perpetual winter moisture.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Also, you stay in the air longer than normally.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yes, exactly, that's a perfect fucking example.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
No one, you sneeze in the room, somehow it disappears, so.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
That bacteria coming out of your mouth is going to
live a lot longer, and so it's going to carry
a lot more. So sickness happens. And then this is
the first sign, dude. What's crazy is is what I
also read is that this is the first sign of
the bubonic plague shows up, and it's called the Justinian plague,
but it's the first sign of the bubonic plague which

(43:35):
the later on in the like thirteen hundreds or whatever.
The Black Death is related to this plague from six
hundred years before, seven hundred years.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
You know that's that plague right there. I don't know
if you noted, but that plague, the Spanish one the
first time.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Oh, the Spanish flew when we first fifteen nineteen.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
When we started first thing. And God bless you the
people because back then, if you sneeze, you're gonna die, right, yeah,
you'll get a blessing from something.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Oh shit, you sneezed, you're sick. Yeah, God bless you, dude,
I bless you. Get out of my face. Now you
know you're dead. Yeah, so I want to sneeze this now.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
I don't think I bless you because I know that
they're not gonna die yet.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Right, But we say it is a compliment I remember.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Here, but it just tells you just people die. I
say it. But imagine, bro, the word God blessed you
came because of the plague.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Because of the plague. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Have you know videos of people getting beaten but not
wearing a mask.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Yeah, dude, that's the thing is like everybody thinks this
mask bullshit, This fucking this whole thing with fucking when
we went through nineteen I'm sorry, twenty twenty with the
fucking pandemic was new, and it's like, no, it wasn't.
There were signs that don't enter this town unless you're
wearing your mask, and there were signs on stores that

(44:54):
said where must wear masks?

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Coming in America had a whole island who post sick people.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Yes, it was even crazier back then, dude, Yeah, it's
it's weird to me. How like a lot of do
your research people will tell you to go do your research,
and it's like they really didn't. So that's the bubonic
plague right there, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Yeah, that's isn't that crazy?

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (45:19):
How how it all started? A blobonic play was started
by a tick? Yes, and that tick, that flea will
go inside of a rat and then live in a
rat forever and then like it would get there, the
rat will just start eating eating, but we'll getting no
protein because the fucking tickets eating everything every day.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Well, the tick is getting no protein and then the rat.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
So the thing is is the rats are coming up
from Africa and they have the bubonic plague. The ticks
or the fleas are super hungry because there's something blocking
their stomach because the way the weather is working, their
their system isn't working right. So they get a disease.
This is what the guy says. And the thing, they
get a disease that causes them to be hungry. It's

(46:02):
like getting the munchies.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
I thought that they use a rat to travel.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
It used the it used the It got the disease
from the rat, and then once it killed off the rats,
it went to human on the boats, and then it
was getting the humans. And so yeah, there it is.
There's the there's the disease, and and so you can
see it's filled inside of its stomach like it's hungry.
It makes it hungry all the time. It's crazy that

(46:28):
this little flea is what's caused all of this. Like,
it's crazy that this is this flea causes so much
death for six seven hundred years, like alien kind of
kind of bro. That's the thing is. So that's a

(46:50):
perfect dude, seriously, because.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
If you look at another instant, a roach, a fucking robster,
a crab, or it's anything that pretty much alien.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Man, Look, yes, bro, they're the most that's the thing is. Like,
so my favorite thing right now. That's happening that I
kind of like on the side is mimicology. Have you
ever heard of this? So he's no, Mimicology is a
new thing, and it's it's it's insect mimicry, and it's

(47:26):
what we're using right now to create new armor. So
like our like, So what they're learning is how a
spot if a spot, if you took a spider's web
and you times the webbing by like human size, they
would be stronger than anything on this planet. If you
took like stop a plane, huh, yeah, it could stop

(47:49):
a plane. If you took an armor beetle and and
took its armor, it's like and new times it to
a human amount, it would be the strongest armor in
the world.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
What if I got a fucking armor made of cocko roaches,
brobably going through a nuclear holocaust.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
That's exactly Yeah, So that's what we are really doing this.
We're gonna help you, huh, We're really yeah, we're really
doing this.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
The fucking some lab somewhere bro New Mexico that was
nine foot tall roach.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
I don't know if it has a nine foot tall roach,
but so I I don't think I'm in trouble because
I had to sign this waiver. But I think, like
I was just printing in cabinets into this building and
when I walked in, there was one scientist who was
on the weekend and I was living in Berkeley, and
I go, WHOA, what is this place? We're putting in
those sound booths and he was like, we make spiderweb here,

(48:46):
and then he started to explain it to me how
they make it, and like like, uh, and that there,
that's and he told me this documentary to watch, and
that's how I found out about all this. Like like,
we're trying to recreate certain animal like an ant can
lift ten times in strength. Yeah, so we're trying. So
we have like now, uh, I.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Got too, bro, but I don't want to. I'll hurt
my back. I'll pull my back.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
That's not my job. We have frames now that you
could wear as a human being that help you lift uh,
two to three times your weight with no problem, no
strain on your back, And so we're already kind of
doing that, you know. But yeah, it was this tick
that we you know, probably kind of again, this is

(49:37):
all speculation, you guys, because there was nobody there to
record the actual time, there was no and science was
fucking not at all a thing. There was no like
could it be the volcanoes or fuck no, the gods
are pissed. Bro Satan is here and he's gonna fucking
and especially the Roman Empire because the Roman Empire.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Doing battle with the fuck can a goth right at
the time.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Uh dude, there was so many Germanic plague, There's so
many people that were at war with the Romans, and
this is kind of where this is, Like one of
the theories around five thirty six is it's what what
caused the end of the Roman Empire.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
But funny about how that scientists knew that these these
empires never recorded weather in their lives, No, but they recorded.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
This right, yeah, because it was because they does. The thing, man,
is like they were not scientific people yet, like the
Mayans kind of were starting to The Aztecs definitely had
a calendar, and we're starting to figure out science themselves.
But this kind of that's the thing is that the

(50:49):
science that was recorded was wiped out. It's why we
called it the Dark Ages for so long, which were
not allowed to anymore, which is stupid to me because
like if you mark the era, end of that era,
all the tribal eras, and then the fucking the end
of a Roman empire. And I'm sorry, I'm having a

(51:14):
brain fart here. If you mark all the ends of
these eras, dude, and then the Dark Ages. It's all
around the sixth century that this starts. So like the
Dark Ages is yeah, see it says it's outdated, largely
rejected term for the Middle Ages because people don't want
to be considered part of the Dark Ages anymore. But
what happens is we go dark, we lose a lot

(51:37):
of information because everything that we lost art was lost.
Bro fucking builts, dude. Towns were pillaged, burned down. Constantinople,
which was a city, the largest city in the world,
was reporting ten thousand deaths a day. Like it's stunk
because they were throwing bodies in the fucking ocean and
the ocean was washing it back up on the shore.

(51:59):
So the city was like surrounded by like stinky ass
dead bodies. So like then and again, disease starts to happen,
you know, like we know about the bubonic plague.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
But yeah, man, the so there's that sort was compounded
by the plague of Justinian, Yes, which began in five.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Forty one, Brove forty one right after.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
That's what clear as well, We're not in a clear yet.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Fuck no, well even three okay, so this thing clears
up eighteen of darkness of darkness, so almost three years,
this thing like two to three years, depending on where
it happened. The Brith Empire, yeah, the Busine Empire, yes,
and and and again.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Man.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
You know, even if people are eating, they're not eating
the most nutritious things because wheat isn't growing the way
we's supposed to grow anymore. Like, vegetables aren't growing as
strong as they should because they're not getting any sun. Like,
I don't think people really understand how important the sun
is to our lives. I hate the fuck I'm sweating
right now.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Because the empire that fight were the sass and An Empire,
and they lost to bro Yes.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Yeah, yeah, well they lost. I mean they were weakened.
The empire was weakened. And then and then you know,
this is like Turkey area and then England's becoming its
own place as well. And this guy also points that
the creation of England comes from this entire like situation
because there's also the plague that's the bubonic plague that's

(53:28):
that's hitting the Justinians, is working its way to the
Celtics in the eastern region of England on the island right,
And so the Celtics the Celts are only doing business
with the Romans and they're getting sick. Meanwhile, the Anglo Saxons,
the Germans and the Swedes, they're doing business with each other.

(53:50):
So even though their numbers are kind of dwindling from this,
and we know that Vikings definitely suffered, there's not a
lot of death amongst them because they have cows and stuff,
which we could talk about the cow raids later, but
they have cows, they have food, they're surviving. And what
happens is that the Anglo Saxons start to take over
the Celts. And then this is around the time that

(54:12):
England is born. So we could also put England on
the map right now with five point thirty six eighty.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
There's a lot in the Islamic countries.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
So so David Keyes and I'm going to say his
name and not me because this is a kind of
a stretch, but it does make sense if if we're
talking decades of bad weather came from from five point
thirty six AD. Because what happens is is that there's
this well, let me aidification of the season, the assification

(54:46):
of the season with the last fish that we never see. Well,
we can also get to why this happened and then
talk about that, but let's talk about the making of
Islam or the theory of the making of Islam. I know,
I'm sure if I wanted to do this, because I
don't I want to offend any Islamic people if they
feel they do, because this is a white man's theory.
But if he's correct in his theory does make sense

(55:08):
because there's a lot of weather right now that happens
after this. There's a lot of weather like like you
got to remember, like anytime we have an al nino now,
which we've experienced some crazy al nino's, especially the one
in the nineties, came from bad volcanic weather, and the
volcanic shit that's happened lately hasn't been as bad. So
this theory is is that there's a damn called the

(55:28):
Mariib Dam in Yemen, and the Marib Dam controls all
the food, all the canals, the trade, everything is coming
into Yemen and the Marib starts to oh Man. It
took me forever to find it. You found it really quick.
Ray the Marib starts to erode. Now they're rebuilding it

(55:50):
now again, so it is something again that's new, but
at this time it starts to erode and they start
to fix it over decades. So I went and did
the research because I felt that this was a little
too controversial. And again, if what he's saying is right,
that it affected for decades of weather, then it wiped
out this dam to the point of where they couldn't
repair it. Which there is a mass migration that is

(56:12):
in the Qoran about people moving from where the Mariib
dam is to the area of oh there's some more
thunder that's fucking great, Mecca and Medina. And so they
moved up towards towards the areas of Mecca and Medina.
And then this is where Mohammed is born, the prophet,

(56:32):
and so so the dam and it's and the water
breaking it all the time is mentioned in the Koran.
Not necessarily five thirty six eight is mentioned in the Koran,
but this man also attributes that this possibly might the
birth of Muhammad and everything might have been come about
because of because Mohammad's family is in historically is taking

(56:57):
is moving food in and out of Mecca and helping
to feed people during a famine that is happening. So
during the time that Muhammad is born, we do know
that there's lots of famine, there's strife, there's like corruption,
all kinds of shit happening, which you know, he grows
into and then he creates this religion and his family

(57:18):
is helping to feed people and so it helps to
move the religion along quicker and help to establish it.
And that is David Keys, you know, hypothesis, but again.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Not to be confused with David Keith or Keith David.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Ghosts.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Yeah, there's David Keith and there're Keith David. One of
them looks like Patrick Swaythey and the other one looks
like a the black dude.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
So you want to talk about.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Bro Let's kid. That's David Keith. Yeah, that's David Keith,
who I call Patrick Swayze.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
He does look like Patrick swayzey, doesn't he.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Bro There's some guy right here on Reddit. I'll started
reading on Reddit, bro and this guy said, we have
advanced agriculture, hydropronics, international trade, and mobility. Now we have
ways to mitigate such an event, even though it will
definitely be a shit show for a lot of people.

(58:21):
Come on, bro, and this guy goes this guy's full
of ship.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Yeah, but this guy goes at this in some ways, yes,
but in other ways we are even more vulnerable. There's
a British study from the Cold War estimating that in
a major nuclear exchange are see, around two percent of
the population will die in the actual blasts, but then
from the collapse of the infrastructure following the death toll

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or rise to the region of ninety percent. Remember this
calamity happened at a time when most people were self
sustaining and kept larger stocks of food in their home
upwards of years with them, and farms are right next
to and more than half of still starved. So those
people start with food right next to him.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
That's the thing.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
We're gonna start even faster.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
We will starve more. And that was my own.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
All right, anybody, because they don't go like this, no
more food, Then no more food. People who can't cook,
no more food. People don't want to grow food.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
So let's take one example of a place that.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Has He's gonna survive all this, Bro.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
No Rodrigo, nobody that's out of shape.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Nobody who wakes up at four am and jogs and
does that that fucking ice ship with Joe Rogan and.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Those guys aren't surviving either. Bro.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
There's nobod anybody that wakes up every morning. Bro. The
vegan meal.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Bro. The person living in a fucking in a silo
or a shelter where you could lock the door and
nobody could break in. Because that's the thing, man, is
that one. First of all, you have to have large
supplies of food that are gonna last this thing and
and help you figure out a way to regard it. Okay,
but then you're gonna have to have property to do

(59:57):
that with. But also you're gonna have to have to
protect that property, because even a guy with a gun
could break into your house. Like, my favorite thing is
the guy with all the guns. I remember one time
watching this this Apocalypse documentary and this guy at all
these guns, and my wife at the time was like,
what would you do. I'm all, I'd take the one
gun that I have, go shoot the guy next door
to me with all the guns and then now I

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have all his guns, So you have to have something
to protect your house. So that's why I said a
silo or something, bro. This is something none of us
are prepared for. This is something I don't even think
we're prepared for nuclear war. As much as we think
we're prepared for.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
We're not prepared, bro. Because if you don't talk to
your neighbor and that neighborhood, talk to your neighbor the
whole street as fucked.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Well, you're not prepared no matter what. Because we don't
live next to our fucking farm.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Yeah we don't.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
We live next to a fucking we lived out, bro.
Even in La there's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Freaking fucking swinging pool water home.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
You live in Hollywood, yeah, exactly, if you live in Hollywood. Right,
let's say you live near where the improv is. And
I only know this because of my own experience there
what are called food deserts.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
They're telling me that somebody who lives in bud Hill,
Morgan Hills, Yes, five more days than a babe who
maybe right?

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Yes, oh absolutely, because the first thing that's going to
happen is in South Central Your your grocery stores are
going to get wiped out, and then the people who
looted those are going to get killed and murdered for
the products that they stole by the people who have
more weapons. Okay, and then the people with more weapons
are going to get killed by the people who have
even more weapons. But what you have, though, it's even

(01:01:35):
crazier to me, is those people don't live in food
deserts necessarily. There are food deserts in the hood, but
they're not as far and few between as like if
you go to Hollywood and I only know this because
I worked on at the Improv, and after six pm,
if you want food outside of the restaurant that is
inside the Hollywood Improv, you're fucked, my friend. There is

(01:01:58):
no places to get food. There's no restaurants. There's furniture
stores and fucking and and places to take selfies. And
there's no grocery store to get to, which would be crazy.
If you did live next to a Ralphs, it would
be impossible.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
There's no grocery stores. Gotta go, you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Gotta go to the Vaughns on fucking On, Yeah, Brea
and fucking Washington, Yes, that's exactly. And then by then
you get there and and again is the worst place
to live. And I've thought about this because I think
about natural.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
You're right, bro, there's two supermarkets and by the Meryld
Improv and they're all fucking far. They're far at the Fairfax,
you're fucking yes, that's what you want to save money.
And Vonn's that the one there told me about. But
then all the other markets are real expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
You're fucked.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
They're all they're no parking so even.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
And that's the thing is like the whole like, well,
there's indoor fucking farms now, they're very far and few between.
They're not fucking huge or not. You can't grow fields
of lettuce a warehouse. It's just not gonna happen. And
then the other thing is is for energy, dude, we're
we use a lot more solar energy than we think,

(01:03:09):
Like nutrients, everything comes from the sun. You're a walking
image of the sun basically, and if it gets blocked out,
you fucked.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
My friend broll, I gotta wearhouse with fake so on, homie.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Ah. You know who does have that is China because
their pollution is so bad. In like Beijing, they have
these huge poles that have like L E LCD screens
with the sun on it, and it's fucking bizarre, man.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
So well, I'm trying to doesn't have chemical laws like
small glows like we don't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Oh fuck no, dude, not anywhere near No nobody does.
That's the problem that we're having in this world is
that we're like polluting like crazy. But if you think
we're polluting like crazy, what do you think Mexico's doing?
What do you think fucking uh like Ol Salvador. I mean,
you know what out of all the things that are
happening to it with that crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Talking about toxic waste they have, they're talking about toxic
waves always makes me sadd bro because I always think
about that movie I saw, Gomorra about the the the Camorra.
The it's because they know there's the Italian mafia, that
there's Sicilian mafia, there's the Calabrisis. Those those are the

(01:04:24):
Italians who live in Calabria. The color Calcabri, Calabrisis. Right,
So these are called Gomorra because Gomora is like the
the end, the death right. So there's these gotta call
the Cormora, all right, Carmora and there are they're like
the mafia of Naples and the leader and they have

(01:04:45):
like different factions of the Camorra, so like they have
different factions of the mafia, but in that movie, they're
focused on one mafia and bro, oh my god. This
guy goes from far He goes to farm to farms
like there will be blood. But instead of trying to
buy the he goes to farms that aren't doing well
in Naples and see like there will be blood. He

(01:05:08):
buys it and then he starts drilling oil. But he
gets us opposite of that, he dugs up a big
ass hole and he dumps toxic waste in their farm
and covers it up.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Oh ship wow.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
So he has all these companies from America, they coming
home all over the world, and he underbids everybody and
he goes, I'll give rid of the toxic way. But
then he goes all over Naples, all lower and he goes,
he goes like goes. He's like they're sitting there man
making a deal bro for the fucking to use the farm.
And then he goes from farm to farm and then

(01:05:45):
he has another He bought a big patch somewhere. He
brought a big patch of land somewhere and he's dumping
truckloads barrels. Bro, have open barrels to just throw it
over that whole bro in that hole. And one of
the guy, one of the guys they hired to work,
like a Vietnamese Indian guy. He gets all bird and

(01:06:11):
they're all protesting. Ah, and then like the guy goes,
what should we do? Pay everybody for the day's work,
fire them all, oh wow, And then that food goes.
The witnesses fire them all, pay them, fire them all.
So this food goes. We're gonna truck drivers. Don't worry
about it. Bro. This guy you think he does? He

(01:06:35):
wearing a suit through the whole movie, Bro, And you
didn't think that he was a street gangster like that
because I just taught him to do business deals. He
goes to the wackiest town in Naples where there's two
buildings fighting each other for everywhere else and he grabs
all he gives money to all the little kids. And

(01:06:55):
he asked, who could drive a truck here? And there's
a little kids, bro driving those trucks like Dr Jones, Brick, get.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
The fuck out of here, Bro, Like yeah, like what
was that short round?

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
So then I think about man, So that's why there's
no hope. I'm just thinking about they're getting rid of
toxic ways like that you know in a movie.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
We're fucked, We're fucked. Oh Bro, there's the the shipyard.
So there's there's I watched these things at night like
you do.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Uh no telling what the island for the trash just
floating away.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Okay, that's one thing, but fuck that thing, okay, because
there's islands full of trash with humans making more trash.
So first of all, there's a shipyard in Turkey. I
watched it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Look it is, Yeah, Italian organized crime group and leaving
toxic legacy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Motherfuckers. Bro, what a bunch of pieces of ship So
there's a shipyard, and there's a shipyard in Turkey, come
find me in south Central. There's a shipyard in Turkey
that they take apart all the cruise ships and that's
heavily polluting the water. There's a e waste dump in Zimbabwe.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Well you're talking about that played the Turkey where all
the cruise ships go to. Yes, okay, bro, yeah I
didn't bend. I didn't go there, but I've seen the video.
These people in.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Turkey hot it's called the Hot Sun.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
And they have a they have a cruise ship that
goes back and forest through these islands. Yes, and that
ship is overfield with people and they take ships and
they just dump it off.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
The boat huh yes, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
And they barely hit each other.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Huh well yeah, I mean they don't give a fuck, brother.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
And the whole boat is little up like a casino, right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Yeah. If you look on if you look on Google Earth,
it's actually called the Alaga Ship breaking Yard al Aliaga.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
A l I A g A.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
If you look on like Google Earth, you could fucking
see all the ships that are grouped up.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
That we don't really need a volcano to fuck us up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Huh Well, that's the thing is that Mother Earth might
be like fuck all of you. And then because seismic
activity again, you know, when we look at the five
thirty six, the theories behind what happened is not just
one volcano. It's a series of volcanoes that went off
largely like huge planet killing volcanoes, and we and and

(01:09:25):
those that activity was the last time that it happened
so much that we've been able to record. We have
where is it? Here we go, We have your Yellowstone
Well Caldera, which is the largest. So right now there's
in America. Right now there's at least three things that
are larger than Krakatoa and everything and all these put

(01:09:46):
together that could cause So we have Yellowstone Caldera in Wyoming,
which can do three and it's and it's and it's
exploded three times already over the last two million years.
You have the Long Valley Caldor, which is here in California,
which erupted seven hundred and sixty thousand years ago, and

(01:10:08):
right now we're seeing forest die off again around it,
like because of the activity. Uh, you have the one
in Naples. We're talking about Naples earlier. Fuck whatever those
guys are doing. There's the North Side Caldera in Naples
that went off before and killed fifteen hundred people on
an island that now has over four hundred thousand people.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
So you know, any can any mountain be volcanic.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Most mountains are a volcanic yess.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Like even the mountains right here we have just any men.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Just dorm their dormant. They mean they they they're probably
like over time eroded underneath. So much about that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
The volcano that's still blowing in Hawaii every.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Day, Kilauea. I think that's Kilauea, right, Mount Kilauea. Wait,
let me find out what's the volcano that's active in Hawaii.
I just want to make sure Kilowea. Yeah, so Kilaea you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Get too fat to stop blowing up and getting a
pimple hunt.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Well, that one's another earth like what they call. So
these are like major volcanoes. They're earth ending volcanoes if
they were to like explode. The Kilawez one of the
scariest because it's on the big island. And so when
Krakatoa exploded, when I talk about a volcano exploding, I'm
not talking about a volcano erupting, which is when you
see it go up and smoke and then there's fucking

(01:11:25):
lava like nah man, that's what made So when we
talk about Krakatoa, and that made what was it called
the kid Krakatoa Krakatoa, So that island exploded like you're
just sitting there and all of a sudden you're not

(01:11:47):
And that's what happened to those people. And so when
we talk about that happening like Fuji, if you go
to Mount Fuji, I wish I would have brought my pictures.
There's a chunk on the side of it that looks
like it's missing because I think I can't remember what
year it happened, but a big chunk of it exploded
off the side of it, and it can happen at

(01:12:08):
any time. And so like, yeah, when you look at
Mountain Fuji far away, but if you look at it
really close, there's a chunk of it that's missing. Yes,
right there, See that big divot on the far lower Yes,
see that big divot right there that it blew off,
that blew off.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
That the word came blow my top.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
You might not be too far off from that. But
that's the thing, is that. So like we talked about
those blowing, Kilauea is another one, Like we said, Fuji
is another one, you know, like in Morgan Hill. I
know this for sure. This is why I think all
mountains might be volcanoes.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Even mountain mics.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
So there's a al Toro Hill in that was a volcano,
that was a volcano, and actually that was a sharpened tip.
I don't know, man, when was Mountain Morgan Hill volcano.
I think it was like early sixty five, sixty five

(01:13:13):
and one hundred between sixty five and billion years ago.
So when you go to Morgan Hill and you look
around and you see these rocks, these huge fucking rock formations,
and you see these like and this is just an
example because we have them here, like Pyramid, those pyramid
looking pyramids, which is what what like Pyramid was named after.
Those are like a succession of dormant volcanoes. So like

(01:13:37):
that went dormant a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
So moral bab volcanic rock.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Well that's the thing, yes, exactly. So that's the thing, dude,
is like the Earth is covered. There's a there's a
documentary called Into the Inferno by Werner Herzog shout out
to one of the best documentarians in the fuck world,
and he talks about how we're on. We're pretty much on.
We are always on. Fucking lava, Like lava is constantly happening,

(01:14:05):
the crust of the Earth, the shape of the Earth,
everything is seismic, so like Earth, the Earth's core. So like,
you know, as much as we want to sit there
and be like, well here's what you do. You know,
during the nuclear war, going new shelter, or an earthquake,
go duck and cover. During a tornado, go in your
fucking basement. These things go off, there's nothing you can do,

(01:14:26):
folks except kiss you're asked goodbye, especially now because we're
not prepared for it. Like back then they were prepared
for famine because famine happened all the time. They're prepared
for disease because disease happened all the time. Like, we
no longer have those issues because we have air conditioning.
We have air conditioning, we have fucking nachos, we have
the Internet. That's why it's like so funny to me.

(01:14:47):
People always beefing and shit. You can really have a
civil war with your air conditioning and your Internet.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
I don't think so. Out Moral Bay, bro, Moral baybel kind.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Of Yeah, let's see what Moral bayed, because that's another place.
That's that huge rock that sits in morals bayh that's
a volcanic rock. Yeah, that thing shut out from something
like when you're driving along the fucking road out in
the middle of nowhere and you see like huge rocks
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
That what look yeahs volcano bro.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Yeah, there's a little baby volcano right there. No shite,
he was.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Even a rock. Ah now now burst.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
They probably built the area around it, like That's the
thing is, like a lot of the land we're on
is ancient volcanic rock.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
Do you mean that rock might be bigger under the sea? Hunt?

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Oh, way fucking bigger. Like that's the thing is we're
talking that tip is just poking out. It's like glaciers
and shit, man Like. They call it the volcanic seam,
and it's far beneath the earth and they're all kind
of connected with lava. And that's what they think happened
during five thirty six, is that the volcanic seam just erupted.
Because there's also reports from Italy and Japan and parts

(01:15:57):
of China that claim that the seas were really choppy
that here, meaning there was probably a lot of earthquakes
that fucking happened. And so one theory is that the
volcanic seam erupted. And so you have Krakatoa and uh,
there's here's the list of.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
Krakatoa.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Uh, your Pongo and Krakatoa. And then I have another
list of the suspected Pompeii. Pompeii is another one that
killed a lot of people but doesn't seem to be okay.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Here we go, I when the earth was young man.
Back then Pompeii, Krakatoa, the earth was like a was
like a puberty, so it had a pimples to pop. Man,
there's a volcano now the pop Now the earth is
old and we got to watch shuffle with hemorrhoys.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
Now strange kind of it's kind of no joke through.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
The pimple bad. Imagine the hemorrhoids. Bro, we don't stand
a chance.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
I've had hemorrhoids that have dropped me to the ground,
that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
I've cast those events.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
So they say Papa New Guinea might have been one. Krakatoa. Uh,
your pongo was another one that I just mentioned that
it's down. Your pongo is down near the where did
it go? Where did it go? Al Salvador? And then

(01:17:36):
Krakatoa is near Indonesia.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
All the floods, these things cause bro.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Shards of Swiss glacier. Oh, well, that's the other thing.
So that's that was the thing with Islam, with the
creation of Islam or whatever it was, that that area
would get flooded on off years and then they would
be drought when it was supposed to be on years.
And the thing is man again, you know, I don't
know if you remember the al nino that happened in

(01:18:04):
like ninety five ninety six. Yeah, when everything was raining
for like a year, do you remember, it felt like
fucking it never stopped.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
Right here Boi Lake came back to life, like the
Babo Lake. Right, they have to release water from that
dam way and it told everybody to evacuate that little area,
and that whole lake, the whole area of flooded because of.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
That al nino.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Yeah, that released water.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
So that alnino came from a series of volcanoes that
erupted at the same time in El Salvador. Al Salvador
is one of the most volcanic, Like there's so many
active volcanoes in El Salvador. My sister went and she
could sit up on a hill and see three three
volcanoes at the same time going off. But yeah, at

(01:18:51):
that time, three or four volcanoes went off and caused
an al nino weather anomaly. And then that's the that's
the thing, man, is like you puff all this smoke
into the fucking atmosphere, creates clouds, you know, Like smoke
is like shit burning off. It's also vapor and water.
So you're creating an atmosphere. I mean, there's thunder. If

(01:19:12):
you look up lightning over volcanoes, can you show like
an example of lightning over volcanoes. If you look at
lightning over volcanoes, that's kind of an example of how
it starts, because you're creating a tiny weather anomaly. Wow.
So that dude, that's just from the clouds coming off

(01:19:32):
of a volcano.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
Was that the lightning bolt right there?

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Yeah, those are lightning bolts coming off of and it's
like a volcano basically creating atmosphere. So you know, and
these are small volcanoes. That's modern day. Someone took a
picture of that that fucking actually happened. So imagine a
volcano and this is one of the things that that
that they that they might have thought happened. Like volcano

(01:19:58):
like Krakatoa goes off. Now wind up as far as
when you go a lot higher into the atmosphere, wind
is constantly moving in the air around, right, we know that.
So when you got a uh, something like Krakatoa that
explodes like the size of a whole island, Yeah, look
at that. Look at that fucking lightning in that fucking

(01:20:20):
smoke cloud. So when that happens, Bro, Think about that
gets pushed huge, big time thirty miles into the sky. Okay,
That big volume of smoke goes thirty miles up into
the sky ash smoke, volcanic matter, and then moves completely
around the globe almost as quickly as it possibly can,

(01:20:41):
and then covers the Earth for almost two to two
two to three years.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
What AI could write me jokes about it? Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
Okay? Is that what we're doing over?

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
Ai to write me jokes about five thirty three D.
Here we go. Why did Justinian faint when he heard
about the volcanic ash and smoke and five thirty six
a D. Why because he thought it was just a
really bad hit of the plague and he was ready
to declare a state of an emergency.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Oh my god, Ai, come on, Bro, I need you
to write my next step for me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
Why was it five thirty sixth they D known as
a year of bad luck?

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Why was the year five thirty six a D known
as the year of bad luck?

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Because they skipped the first and second and went straight
to the third century.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
What dude, AI needs that's not even the thirdest the
sixth century? That doesn't come on, Ai? You could do
better than that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
I know you gotta feed it lie information right here,
feed Ai and information about Let's see what it comes
up with. Hey, shut up to your homeboy, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Tyler gave us quiet Kings.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Just right. You gotta tell Ai to write five thirty
six a D joke and you gotta write give it
information about five thirty six.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Bro, I don't even know how to where's the you
know me with the fucking voice thing.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Thank you for listening for history for fools over the years. Man,
don't forget man. If you gotta comments, and then how
that's how we keep the thing going? Ready?

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Yeah, please comment. We love the comments. I love the comments.
I read them. I even don't consider mean. But it's okay.
I love you guys. You know I love you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
Here it goes. Why did Justinian's enemies call him the
worst ruler ever? Why because in five thirty six a D.
His reign caused so much hunger, warrant, and plague that
they had to rename the year two five thirty six
a D. Justinian's mass. Jesus Christ, you know what I man,
I thought you were knee somebody you should know listen

(01:22:50):
to the history for.

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Fot me try one, Let me try one. Let me
try this guy altho, my friend here, he talks to me.
That one better what this guy actually talks to me? Hey,
what's up man? How's it going?

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Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
Gay uncomfortable bro Okay, hey, a I chat. So what
we're what we're talking about is five thirty six a D,
which is the worst year in the history of humans.
Uh do you know about that?

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:23:59):
That's an interesting topic. Five thirty six AD is often
considered one of the worst years due to a mysterious
fog that caused global temperatures to drop and led to
crop failures and famine.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Okay, yes, So can you come up with some good
jokes about five thirty six AD that we could tell
in our comedy sets at the comedy store tonight. Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
Absolutely, it sounds like a fun challenge. We could play
around with the idea of ancient weather app sking totally unreliable,
or how people back then had to deal with the
world's first global cooling event. We can also poke fun
at how people probably thought it was the end of
the world, kind of like how we panic about whether today.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
If you want, I can come up with a few
more Yeah, tell me, okay, tell me someone treat jokes
about five thirty six AD.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
All right, let's give this a shot.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
One.

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
Five thirty six AD was so rough even the sun
took a vacation. I guess it was the first year
of the ultimate global chill.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
Two.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
They say five thirty six a D was the year
with that a summer. But hey, at least no one
had to worry about sunscreen, right, five thirty six a D.
When people thought the world was ending because of a
can of gosh, talk about an early case of climate anxiety.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
Hopefully that is gonna laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Okay, thanks, that guy sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
So apparely a I cannot come up with jokes. That's
the relief.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
I got a better one, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
It will ra It should be like a Jeopardy, bro,
where they tell you you make you, you describe a disaster,
and I take disasters for two hundred. It's raining cats
and dogs. Okay, what is five thirty six A d right?

(01:25:50):
And then what what's the question? Jeopardy They just give
you the aswer. It's raining cats and dogs, raining cats,
and okay, the question is what is five thirty six? Ad? Yeah,
that was the first time they probably say raining cats
and dogs. Don't step on a poodle man? What are

(01:26:12):
people say, like, oh, man, I wish I used to
go back to the good old day, bro. Trust me, man,
the good old days is when you're living them right now.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Just think it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
This is the good old days.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
People are like, it's the worst it's ever been for you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Baby, you're twenty years old. That's your version of it.
A lot of virgins of I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
Did you experience overall famine? Did you experience the Justinian plague?
Did you experience the bubonic plague? Did you experience to
wear a mask? I'll the sacrifice over and over again, like, dude,
the fuck five thirty six A d dude? The worst dude?
This is the worst it's ever been. I'm sorry, there's
a whole fucking holocaust. I'm sorry, there's a whole fucking

(01:26:53):
Spanish inquisition. Like that's the worst it's ever been. Your
fucking eggs costing eight dollars a fucking uh carton not
the worst.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
Not the worst ever be the amber when you're fucking
starving and you go out there with the fucking tell
the people to go protest your leader, and then that
fool says, you know they're hungry, all right, Hey, today
we're gonna feed two guys to a line.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
You want to watch that. Hopefully we'll eat after that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
But they don't.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
They don't. And that's the thing is like, So when
you guys are sitting here like it's the worst it's
ever been, trust me, it could get a lot worse.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
Fucking you're not standing in line for a soup and bread.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Dude's fucking Cuba fucking right now. If you're in Cuba,
it's not as good as we have it here, and Cuba's.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Not yeah over there in Cuba. Menada driving test last
with Toyota.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Parts straight up, bro fucking for real, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
Now they're like we just having Chevy bro.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
Chev they have Like but that's the thing, dude, is
like they're but they're making the best of their situation.
I'm not saying it's I'm just saying, like, dude, when
you guys sit here and go, oh my god, America,
it's so bad right now, and it's like, fuck, dude,
do you remember when we were fucking spraying black people
down the street with fucking fire hoses in the in
the sixties. Do you remember the Vietnam era where we're

(01:28:16):
losing fucking like young people daily, Like do you remember?
I mean, because I didn't even have to do that research.
It just somehow is in my fucking adult American brain
that I know those things. But I swear to god, bro,
these people are like, it's so fucking bad. Also, fuck

(01:28:37):
that bitch who's like, if it wasn't for President Trump,
los Angeles wouldn't even be standing right now. I saw
fucking two fucking National Guards. I haven't seen no fucking
ice age. It's not saying that they're not here. I'm
just saying, dude, los Angeles would have been standing is
still standing. These fucking people are crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
If you're I'm not trying to push nothing other then
they're lying to you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
I don't know, man, what the National Guard is doing. Man,
they're just stating by a city hall because I saw
two people take over the streets, so they're fat jumping
out of trucks.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
Hey, could you send the National Guard to South Central
to fucking handout parking tickets to all the double fucking
parkers on my fucking street? Or even better, how about
the National Guard to talk to the fucking family across
the street that keeps putting the garbage cans in the
parking spots so that nobody else parks in those. Do
me that, Do me that solid, you know what, fucking

(01:29:34):
do me that, and then we could talk after that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
Yeah, man, we need a National Guard man to bust
out come out of the truck every time Amazon shows
up and watch his back.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
Can you imagine, bro, like you're waiting for your package
and this dude. What's crazy is when they fucking were
arresting the guys that were putting out wildfires in Washington,
Like you're putting out a wildfire and and then someone
comes up, They're like, hey, bro, are you fucking are
you one Gonzales? Yeah? Hold on, hold on, hold, let
me turn my hose off. Yeah, I'm one GONZOLEZ. What's up?

(01:30:09):
Oh you need to come with us the fucking Ice Court.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
Fuck? What the fuck? Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
Yeah, they're all they busted those guys for being up there.
I'm just thinking it's silly, dude, It's all fucking silly.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
You know, Bro. The first time I thought that was
possible when I was watching The X Men and Megan
and fucking Professor X put on carnanium and that food.
Knew exactly where all the mutants were. I think someone
made that and give it a President Trump to know
where all the Messicans are at. And I think somebody

(01:30:48):
like Steve Miller or somebody give it to that lady
that's in charge of Ice and she puts it on
and she goes out. He goes You didn't chair or
I got from Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
In a wheelchair, bro, Governor habit.

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
It's not like Professor X I put on the crinanium
Governor wheels. Fuck yeah, dude, Yeah, man, We're we're doing
a lot of a lot of a lot of stuff

(01:31:25):
during these times, bro, that we never would have bothered
to learn.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
No, I think dude, like Jerry Mandarine we all do
a history of jerry mandarin.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
You should do the history of jerry mandering or what
what it means, because I think a lot of people
don't know. I don't know when are confused. I know
how to look it up even now, did.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
You don't even know all that stuff religning? But I
know I know what jerry mandering. I know it. I
know it by one thing because when I that, oh,
District fourteen or thirteen where I grew up used to be.
But when I was a kid, it was always a
white dude in charge of that city councilman, always always.

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
And then yeah, because there was probably when you lived
in a majority white neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
But yeah, Boyle Heights was part of Highland Park, some
of Lincoln those other white people. Yeah, and some of
the other areas right and above Highland part of these
bad houses. But all those areas were white at one time.
Was Jewish too.

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
How many of your neighbors were voting? Like, how many
your neighbors in thehood are voting?

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
I don't think my mom would don't even know she
lived on the District fourteen, first of.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
All, That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Yeah, nobody voted but but later on it was a
guy named Richard were now Richard something Richard, I don't
know who was his name was, but it was a
white dude. He was the last one because I remember
seeing him little, and then later on it was we
were a goosta and then they won another guy. But

(01:33:02):
they's been only Latinos since, only Latinos, and yeah, only
Latinos and all pretty much all the consolemen in la
are Latino except a couple of white guys. But they're
in charge of seam Valley in.

Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
The era, but it's l a well la is.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
But what I noted that with what they're trying to
do back then was when hipster was trying to move
in to fucking those areas. Now they are all in Latinos.
They were trying to change the I don't know what
it's called redlining. They were trying to change district to
start another district. And that was they're trying to do
all the time work by Colleen Hollywood the east Side

(01:33:41):
in the east Side, motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
Well that's yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
That's the way it starts by getting people to say
that the east Side, and then you're fucking putting a
mother motherfucker in there.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
I saw this person yesterday, uh saying.

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
I don't know what I'm talking about. I don't know
what your reminderin is.

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
I saw this person that you kind of got it right.
I saw this actually you did get it right. This
person yesterday put on TikTok how to find LA transplants
from Ohio h silver Lake East Side edition. I was like,

(01:34:18):
I didn't know this. Silver Lake's not the east. I'm
new here. I'm new here. But even I was like, yeah,
that's all.

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
What what I think?

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
You're the transplant It's funny that people make fun of
the only people that make fun of transplants.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
In LA are transplants.

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
I've never met someone that's native to LA. Like San
Francisco is a different thing. People who are native to
San Francisco, which are far and fee between, hate the
transplants there. But here they don't care. They don't I
don't think they care. And it's funny because the only
people who make fun of people coming here from other
places are the people who came from other places.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
White people like to go into a neighborhood that Latino
and be like the only white person there, Yes, and
they love it, bro, they love it when it starts.
Seeing like a a gay white couple show up. They
look at them. It's over.

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
It's over. I think, you know what's funny is because
I know that a lot of.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
It's over.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
I think that's what my because I know that a
lot of people think I'm white. I'm not, but the
way I sound definitely makes it seem like I'm white.
And when I go into this store by my house,
the Junior Market, and they're like bolsa and I go, no,
thank you. They go, it's over. This guy, this is

(01:35:41):
the first of many that are coming to this neighborhood.
But I'm not. I'm just hiding out.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
Yeah, man, South Central is safe.

Speaker 2 (01:35:50):
It's over.

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:35:50):
When you see soy milk in a little Mexican store, it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
Is that's but you know what, dude, I will yeah
sort of. But I see yoga is like by my house,
all filled with like with dias in there, you know,
just doing theirs.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
Be the community center, Bro, it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
They have zoom but too across the way and it
looks like all my like my like my aunties and
my mom doing zoomba, and I'm kind of like, fuck, yeah, bro,
Like they have like, uh, nutritional shops everywhere too. So
I mean it's it's weird. It's progressive, it's very progressive,
but it's not white progressive.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
Well, I walked into an Asian store one time in
the neighborhood is called Diamond Diamond Neighborhood because that's the
game that's predominantly there Diamond Street. But there's a local
venience store on Temple Street and I went there and
they'll have video games, and I realized that they were
not real video games. There were fucking gaming machines like

(01:36:52):
for money, for money no ship, Like they had a
lot of the video machine to play gambo bro.

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
And then what do you does? It give you action?

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
You put quarters and you win actual money? No way,
like I'll pay you wow.

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
Oh so there's a so in Japan and go.

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
You one hundred dollars? Would you like that in cash?
Or in two hundred dollars in groceries? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
That's what I was gonna say, is that's how they
do it because like in Japan, gambling.

Speaker 2 (01:37:21):
And a gamble for mya of milk here and you.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
Win all these balls and then you take the balls
to this guy who sells you trinkets for the balls,
and then the trinkets are worth so much in gold
if you take it over to the gold place down
the street. That's how they get away.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
With it there. You know, just think it right out,
bro about that playing of well, what happened if I
threw the stix sty d Justinian? Yeah, I wonder if
that changed the way humans look too. Okay, we all
came from different places, you know, different part of the earth,
I think, But I wonder that started you started to
seeing people with humps on their back, right you started,

(01:37:58):
motherfucker b born with this figure.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
Well that's when we look at people were born like ah, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
And you gotta throw that a fire pint. Yes, yes,
there's no if you look at if you look at history,
there's no photos of no Aztec warrior being with cerebral
policy issue. There's no trojan guy five four one. I
think if people were throwing in pits, bro, yes, yeah,

(01:38:26):
well I mean like, Bro, you had a baby and
that food looking like this back then, Bro, people that
was the devil baby gotta throwing a pit.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
Well, we know that we did that in history.

Speaker 2 (01:38:38):
Sad because people you've seen the beginning of the Spartans. Yeah.
They people forget that part.

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
How they look at a baby lazy eye, am throwing
the pit or he cries too long? You would they
would have knowed my legs or throw shorts. They would say,
no way that guy could walk. Live in the future,
they would have saw my fucking regular size torso and
fucking my little baby legs. He goes deadpool my hair throw.

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
Yeah, bro, they would have been like, he has asthma,
get rid of him. He's coughing up.

Speaker 2 (01:39:11):
They would have seen you, bro, and said, you know what,
let's keep him alive because we're gonna make Trojan helmets
shape with his head.

Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
I was a big baby. I was a big I
was twelve pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
You were that baby that your mam wall brag up,
Bye bye. My son could read, My son could write,
My son could sing. How about your son? My son
ate three plates of manula.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
He's growing.

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
I remember my parents bragging about that. No Mica the
common Yes, yeah, I remember that he had two bowls
of cost I remember people saying about me all my
son like four eggs and fucking milk and beans. He's
gonna grow up to be a football player. Yeah, just

(01:40:00):
a fat dog.

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
Yeah, but you're I.

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
Didn't grow up. I didn't grow up proportionately, right, you did, though,
you kinda got My leg got short, but then my
body started growing. Bro, And guys like me and you
are kind of lucky because the way I'm shaped. Yeah,
I should be seven eleven right now, and I have
the ideal weight of a seven foot man.

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
You should be as much weight as you have. You
should be seven.

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
Ninety, Bro, I should be seven food one right, just
too short store, So history for fools. What's up people, Spartan.

Speaker 1 (01:40:34):
Spartan's no, that's all I got for you, guys. Man, Uh,
we're so we're still trying to come up with uh
ideas for a Patreon and stuff like that. I just
got my shit together for my lab at home, so

(01:40:54):
I should be making content soon and we'll figure all
that stuff out. And uh, because there's a lot of
stuff to add that I would like to add.

Speaker 2 (01:41:02):
To this that we didn't get to throw in of
the official first podcast. Wow, look at that, dude, the
comedy Bible.

Speaker 1 (01:41:08):
The comedy Bible, Dude, look at that. It's got all
the fucking post its in there and everything. Man, My
notes for three what three years now we've been doing this.

Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
It's almost been like I know, I we're at episode
seventy already or seventy one or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
Chesture for Fools. Thank you everybody who listens.

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
Yeah, thanks, Hey, thanks for listening.

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
Send us fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
Yeah, and we'll see you guys on the next one.
And I think this weekend we're gonna be coming out
of Milwaukee in Indiana. So we had a great time.
Love you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:42:00):
The book, so book.

Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
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