EP 84 - Don't Blame L.A. - History for Foos

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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Other people will say at least so they just you
just hung out the wrong people. You hung all the
wrong people. What are you talking about, Shane Goodness right here,
at least sucks. You just say at least sucks. Yeah,
and he's drunk.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Too, yes' because all these fucking guys are drunks.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Dude, No, No, it ain't that they don't have they
If you come to l A and you're gonna hang
out with a person from your town in l A,
you're not hanging around in l A. It's two losers
who don't know l A. Hey, guy, Yeah, you hung
out with me. Yeah, I would have hung out with you.
I would have made you would have hung out with
my friends, and then I would have left you with

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my friends and then you would me other friends You'll
find from the drinker by the end of the day,
gonna be me.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
And you're gonna see all of the city. Bro, You're
gonna drive around and they're gonna show your brother homework
that shot right there. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I mean, you know how much I love where I'm from.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
It's like somebody coming out to la and hanging out
with you. Yeah, and they say Ala stuff, But you're
not really from LA either, you know, but you just
show them what you know, and they might not like
what you show.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Right, right. And that's the thing is that you both
are gonna agree on the same ship anyway. Yeah, yeah,
I never came. I never. That's the thing is, like,
I don't know, I you.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Don't like, and I know the places that you and
I like, you don't like, and it's the same places
that people from LA don't like.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
The only thing I don't like about this place is
the continuous heat.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
But that we recorded, I love we retorted, Yeah, oh good,
all right.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I just a that I love l A like I
really do. I'm having a good time. I love the
people here more than anything in the world. I love
the people here more than I love the people in.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
The comics, you know, and comics comedians who came to
LA and then they left after COVID talking about I
remember one time I saw the O Vaughn on an airplane, right,
and he put on his mask and he said, just

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just left Los Angeles, couldn't find any freedom. And I'm like,
you're a comedian what and you're white? You were born
with freedom, right, you know? And I understand you know,
he has to feed the massives freedom. He has to
feed the massives, you know. So I'm not hating on that,

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but I'm hating that the fact that what kind of
freedom are you looking for? Okay, at the time that
he was he said that we were shut down, we
were shut down.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
But even then, I can't imagine this city is so huge,
and the.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
People who don't like Los Angeles who leave and say, oh,
I never had a great time in I cauzee. You
were hanging around with people from your hometown. Like if
you're from Ohio, so you go here to Los Angeles
and you start hanging around with people from Ohio. And
now those people been here three years, four years. All
they know is two blocks of Los Angels. But have

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they ever really hung out from somebody who actually was
born here, like me, who knows every nicking.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
And that's the thing about you, though, Man. Anytime I'd
come to visit, and then, especially when you found out
that I was moving here, you took me around. I
remember when I first met you, you took me around and
showed me a bunch of cool places, like where they
film stuff. But then when you knew I was moving here,
you took me to all the dopest places to eat
in East LA and then you showed me like different.

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You're like, if you need to get over on this freeway,
go this way. And I think that's a good thing
to do because it did give me a familiarity.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I lay its hard, man, for any comedian that tried
to come out here, especially if we don't know anybody.
It's hard because it didn't like New York, where you
could just jump on a train and go to three
different states. No, right here, man, they didn't like them. Man,
it's tough. You gotta like know people.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Dude. First of all, good luck navigating the buses and
the trains if you don't know what you're doing. It
took me forever to learn that because I love taking
public transportation even though I have a car.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Or when they say that or I left because of
the homeless, were you living with them?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Right? And I'll be honest, there's.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
People who say, like, I know, I don't want to
say names, but they say I left because the homeless,
and I know that they lived far from seventh and Lucas,
seventh and San Antonio. Fuck your thirty wall.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
I don't have a problem with the homeless here. You're homeless,
well virtually, but I know the people.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Who act like they went outside and they was like
homeless people hanging out their house like Amsterdam and the wire.
The other thing.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
The other thing is is that like I'm from the
Bay Area, I say it all the time. I know,
but we have to be nice to our homeless people
because the whole fucking city goes nuts if someone's mean
to them. We're in LA there's kind of an allowance
of being annoyed by homeless people. And then I would
say the majority are in downtown. Just don't go fucking downtown.

(05:43):
Like I live in South Central, I barely see it, dude,
south central La.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
The only time I see homeless people is near the
freeway like entrances. But other than that, we don't have
homeless people roaming around in our bad neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
I saw the influencer, not Eve, the podcaster, but he
said he left Los Angeles because of because Newsom was
releasing prisoners. And then when I when I when I will,
that's part regular leave. And I'm thinking, where did this
person live? Across the street from County Jail? He saw

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mall come out.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Where the fuck is he releasing them into l A.
There's no federal there's no I'm sorry. There's no state
penitentiary in Los Angeles, right, I don't. I can't think
of a state penitentiary. I could be wrong. Maybe there's
one in La County. Is there one in La County?
I don't even think though.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
But the thing is that I remember one time one
of the comics said on a podcast that he left
Los Angeles because Newsom was releasing sexual.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Okay, that's true.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
And then and then and I said no, and that one,
that one got to me because I really make sure
because they're not really this is not really happening. But
then when when I when I went to go look
it up, they were releasing people that were locked up
for peen in public. You know, that's a sexual offense.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
That's a sexual offense.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yes, you're you're pulling. So they were releasing people like.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
That, but how many they didn't really public They didn't
release anyone that actually touched anybody or assaulted anybody.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Those were already like ongoing crimes. They were releasing people
that that were peeing in public, or that were or
a guy were having sex with his girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
In a car.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
That guy were released. Two homosexuals that were fooling around
in the car and they were having sex in the park,
they were released. But these are sexual offenders, don't get
don't get a twisted right, sure, but anybody that was
didn't hate his crime on a on a human being
both mother. I looked it up, and those people were

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not released.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Okay, we have an overpopulation prison problem here, and I
think in the United States, but certainly in California. And
the problem is because the eighties, the war on drugs
that was started by the fucking by somebody.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
See.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Here's the thing is, I don't want to get political
about this.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Xon I'm not a big news about it.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
I'm not a big newsom fans, So don't think that
I'm sticking up for him. I'm just saying like I
think in California, and I think it's prudent to fucking
release people who are not violent offenders and and not
sexual offenders either.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Funny when but when Republicans released people, they never mentioned
the news because Bob Dole he released. I don't know
if Bob Dole or or Buchanan one of those guys.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Right, I think I think it's dull because he was
the attorney.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
General or someone who's Anyways, they they released a bunch
of criminals early in Washington area, or when I think
it was Pat Buchanan. Buchanan he released early release to
less harding criminals. One of those early releases. Look it up,

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but they're in Seattle police shooting. One of the early
releases picked up a gun and walked into a coffeehouse
and shot a bunch of cops.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Get the out of that.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Never made it to Luke, but that story hurt me
so much that I went out of my way to
donate money for the police fund, right because I'm pretty
sure a lot of wives were left with no cash
from this incident. Right, and then I couldn't find it
right and anyway, so long story short, nobody went after

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that Republican right and he released a hardly criminal.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Well, because they're.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
It's not part of the narrative, it is. This guy
is the guy.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
November twenty nine, two thousand and nine, four American police
officers laked Washington were failed shot at the Forza now
Blue Steel Coffee shop located at eleven four zero one
Steele Street South in Parkland, unincorporated area of Pierce County, Washington,
near Tacoma. Gunman later identified as Maurice Clements, entered the shop,

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shot the officers while they worked on laptops, and fled
the scene with a single gunshot wound in his torso.
After a massive two day manhunt spanned several nearby cities
in the officer recognized Clemens near a smile a stalled
car in South Seattle, where he refused orders to stop.
He was shot and killed by Seattle Police Department officer.

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Five people, all friends of family of Clemens, were convicted
of crimes associated with aiding his escape and enabling him
to elude capture, but most convictions were reversed in an
appeal based on court findings of misconduct by the Pierce
County Prosecutor's office. Okay, patterns of attack on police. Keep going, perpetrator, Okay,

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go back up, Maybe it might be in here May's.
Clemens was identified as the shooter in the November twenty,
nineteen thousand murder Okay. Prior to the involvement in the shooting,
Clemens had five felony convictions in Arkansas and eight felony
charges in Washington. His first incarceration began in nineteen eighty
nine at age seventeen. So this guy's a career criminal.

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Although his sentence totaled one hundred and eight years in prison,
those for Berkeley, he was supposed to serve one hundred
and eight years. Those for Berkeley were reduced in two
thousand by Governor of Arkansas Mike Huckabee. Mike Mike Huckabee
to forty seven.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
The father of Sarah Huckerby.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Ooh old lazy eye herself.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Go back to that, I start corrected, not Pat Buchanan,
Mike Cukerby to.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Forty seven years, which made him eligible for parole. So
this guy was supposed to serve one hundred and eight years.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
And were who's worst him?

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Or wait, go back to that real quick. I want
to continue reading that because this, yeah, this doesn't happen
in California. Just so you folks know. Go back to
where I was. Okay, forty said, which made him immediately
eligible for parole. The Arkansas Parole Board unanimously moved to
release him in two thousand. Clement was subsequently arrested on

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other charges and was jailed several times in the months
prior to the Parkland shooting. He was in jail on
charges of assaulting a police officer and raping a child
one week prior to park So why are we talking
about the one of the fuck it, bro, someone who ran.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
It doesn't fit the narrative.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
It doesn't fit the narrative. And this is the problem
that man.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Releasing criminals.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
No, dude, all of them are releasing.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Everybody releases criminals.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Everybody releases.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
I'm not saying that who's right, who's wrong, But when
it comes to political stuff, everybody releases.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
This is the thing is people think I'm crazy, love,
but there's a good example. But it's dude, all of
them are all of them.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
When I was locked up, it was so fucking packed
inside that in that courtroom, bro, that we're eating our
sandwiches like this, that the some bailiff and some court
guy came into there and often they said, does anybody
here have a warrant of less than five thousand dollars?
And I want to uh pleak guilty get released today.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
That's what they do.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
And they said, everybody raise their hand, bro, like like
we're fucking listening to the fear right there. Yeah, And
we were, and it took eleven hours to release everybody.
But everybody got released, right, Yeah, you get and then
everybody they spend time in like for those of you
who they didn't have served their time. Trust me, I

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was there. Everybody served their time. It was the most
longest two days of our lives.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Actually it's technically it's three days because you get out midnight.
You get out of twelve o one the day that
you go to court. So this is what happens in
Santas A two. I'm sure it happens here. Is you
get pulled over. If you have more than five thousand
dollars or around five thousand dollars in bail, they take
you to jail, which I always had because I never
showed up for court for my driving on and suspended.

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Then you spend that day in jail. The next morning
you're mandatorily supposed to go to court at seven am.
And then you go to court and then the judge says, uh,
do you please if you plead guilty, I'll give you
a three day sentence. He issues a three day sentence,
and at twelve ten in the morning the very next day,

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the day you go to court, when the clock strokes
twelve to ten you get released, so you technically serve
three days. And so if you're gonna that's the thing
is like, that's government. That's the way the government works.
It's trying to alleviate the doubt. That's the thing is.
We're like, we don't want to give anywhere money to prisoners. Well,
then release the ones who aren't killing people, release the

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ones that are raping.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
That's what we did in California, right, which is they
released the people who who didn't have who did not
have a a violent crime. Right, there were less people.
There were these people that were having sex and cars,
people that shop lift a toothbrush.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Right, because here's the idea.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
But their names are already written there. Man, they were in
the files already like they'd commit another crime and still
gonna add up.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
It costs.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I stopped committing crimes like I'm not I'm not a
violent offender. That I've been to jail numerous fucking times
and I spend links there and I can tell you
the best way to punish me is not to send
me to jail. You send me to jail, I get
to hang out with my fucking homies all day that
I haven't seen in a while, and then I fucking
eat their food and it's kind of a day camp

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situation with shitty food for about two weeks to ninety
days or whatever. Right if you fucking release me, and
I gotta go to work every day, and I gotta
live my fucking life in society, and every once in
a while because they didn't pay my fine, eat my
fucking bank account, or you fucking harass me for something,
or I got to show up for court and pay

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another fine, you take away my license, You pick me
up and take me to jail for three days and
then let me out again, and then three days again.
That's the pain in the dick, the reason why I
fucking follow the law now because I don't like driving
under the rules that we have to drive under, but
I do it so I don't have to deal with that.
Jail never did anything to me. The fines, the fucking

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me over, they're taking money out of my bank account.
That makes me be like, fuck, dude, I gotta stop
sucking up.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
There's also when I was when I was in there
for the small amount of time before the guys stay
at five thousand or less, there was so many career criminals.
That's next to me, Bro, that that know how to
work the system and know how to get away with
not paying for anything, Like the guy. There's the guy

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stating next to me. He goes, oh, man, you got
locked up in the right day. Yeah, he goes, Yes,
he goes, he goes, you got locked up on Tuesday. Bro,
we're gonna be out by Wednesday night or Thursday morning,
he goes. He goes, this guy right here, man, he goes,
he got locked up on on Friday night. And guess

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what Monday was a holiday's court?

Speaker 2 (17:18):
With that, you're going to court on Tuesday, dude.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yes, Bro.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
That's the thing is, you never want to get picked
up on a fucking I.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Got picked up on Friday at eight pm. Bro.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Oh my god, bro.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
For being loaded from He was loaded from the app
for a barbecue, went out for a walk, tarks stupid bro.
If I'm not he had a warrant, a bunch of them.
They took him in for the weekend.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Bro, and you wish you never went on that walk.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
If they would have got him on Tuesday, he would
have been out Wednesday, bro, Yes, easily.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Well that's the thing I went to I remember one
time I went to I went to jail on like
a Monday, and this dude turned himself in on a Friday.
And we're all the holding sale talking and he goes, man,
I've been here since Friday. And we're like, what, Wow,
you got picked up. All that sucks. It goes no,
I didn't get picked up. I turned myself in, and
everybody just started like losing it on him that if.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
You get arrested, man, like what the mayor of Los
Angeles is running, Yes, you're gonna do more time for
a city consuleman, and they're talking about police reform. You
do more time. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna an if it's
a mayor that stays tough on crime and you get

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arrested for for the smallest thing, they're gonna use you
as an example.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Welcome to America. Welcome to America. Like right now, if
you're an illegal immigrant, you're having a tough time.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Oh my god. If you're an legal immigrant right now.
And if you have a small business, like you're a
guy that cuts grass, you're really double jeopardy. Man, you
bought a car with a fake ID, Oh my god,
and your social Security don't have a social Security and
you fucking hit somebody. Bro.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Oh my god, Oh my god, the worst accident.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Even if it's not your fault, it doesn't matter if
it's not your fault. Right now, it's gonna be your fault.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Were you ever afraid of that in the early days,
like when you were younger and you got arrested and stuff.
Were you ever like because you were you were here
during the Pete Wilsoneers. You were like probably driving age
during the Pete Wilsoneers, right, yeah, driver. And Pete Wilson
had a Pete Wilson was the first Donald Trump ever
you before his time, yeah, he And it was weird

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because in California, in the liberal left California, where there's
no liberals. I heard this when I was in Naples.
Some was all, I'd love to visit California, but I
hear that they don't like conservatives there. And it's like,
we had we had a Duke Magin. We hadn't even
wh exactly, we had a fucking Pete Wilson, who, long

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before Donald Trump came along, was like, get these motherfuckers
out of here.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Pete Wilson man was so good that he got Messkins too,
bold for him. I saw it about the parade with
our sombrero.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Bro, God damn it, I said.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Then later around, Bro, he jumped on some pies, us
back and rode into Sacramento. Seven. Yeah, I have a
picture of people, Wilson, do you really yeah? Who fall
out for a yes? Bro? Please? Holy fucka one Lady

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seventh still here? Yeah, man, so so yeah. Man, it's
all political, man when it comes to releasing prisoners, because
you saw that that Huckleby guy did it, and you
saw what happened in Seattle, and it's just gonna keep
going on.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
This is the thing, brother, that I have an issue
with it is that it's like again, man, I'm not
a supporter.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
I'm a bit of it. I grew up as as
an I like punk, rock, scene, anarcha, all that stuff.
So I'm not very like as much as people think
I'm designated to one place or another. Because I read
the comments, guys, I love you too, but I don't
really give a fuck because I think they're all fucking crooked,
and I think government is crooked, and I think no

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matter what you do either way, it's gonna be crooked.
And what's weird, to me, dude, is people rooting for
people in government right now. And it's like, even, look, bro,
they're taking your money. You're the fucking you're you're if
you're under the rich, if you're living under rich, which
is most of us, they're taking your fucking money. They're
taking your money, and they're taking a lot of it,

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and it's all because of corruption. And so to me,
it's like.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
What are you doing well?

Speaker 2 (21:54):
I mean, it depends, dude, It depends on where you
live and who you are. But I feel like I
think like the average Like I got a ticket yesterday.
I got a parking ticket seventy five dollars, seventy five
dollars for not paying fifty cents within a certain amount
of time. Like I don't mind paying for a parking
ticket thirty five forty bucks. That seems like a just

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at price at this time for the time that the
officer has to take for the amount of space I take.
But seventy five dollars, dude, you're jacking me out of
like almost three or four meals.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Seventy five dollars is the right price because the person
that give you that ticket, not a police officer. If
it was a police officer, it should be a two
hundred dollars for that ticket, since that job was the
whole parking meter thing was done in Los Angelis that
they they're they're not. It's not a parking meter that
works for the city. They're given those jobs to Xerox,

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Xerox the printing company. Yes, you're right, Xerox runs the
parking meter. No no, yeah, so it's not what it's privatized.
Why they could charge seventy five If it was county wise,
that ticket would have been too. That's what I'm talking
about that you want it to be privatize. You want
the city to charge you, because if the city's gonna
charge you, they're gon charge you two hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
I don't want fucking neither.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
How about that, Well, somebody you just get they gotta
make money, bro, The city has to make money.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
I get that this, So they give them money.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
The city publy tells Xerox or whoever does the fucking tickets. Listen, man,
we're gonna we're gonna take fifteen dollars from everything you make.
You decide how much you're gonna charge. So they say
seventy five. So the Xerox make sixty because they gotta
pay for gas, they gotta pay for those trucks, and
they gotta keep the company going. And then the city

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just keeps fifteen dollars from them and then tax from
a city tax and a state tax at the end
of the city, so the city makes money. But if
it would have been like the state running this ship,
it would have been like when you when you go
to court, when you go to when you get a
speeding ticket for five hundred dollars and then you go
to court and there's one hundred and seventy percent assessment

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to that ticket, right, remember that?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, the assessment fees.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Okay, then you would you prefer the city to add
that to your parking city for seventy five dollars You
want to keep it at seventy five or you just
want zero to take care of it. If you want
the city to take care of it, they're going to
add the assessment to that parking ticket when you go
pay for it, and that ticket is gonna be what
two d and ten dollars right right? Just just keep

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the Xerox, He'll be right, yeah, Because if the city
were to take care of your ticket, that mean they
wouldn't have to get the parking meter guy with a
fake police department out, remember him with no gun? Yeah yeah,
and he's done, he's gone, he's not there no more.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
They don't have that guy here.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
It's the Xerox guy.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
It's the Xerox guy. Yeah, what the fuck is happening
right now?

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Because the city that said the city doesn't want to
pay the parking meters They used to work for the
ctity unions and yeah like that. They don't want to
pay them a lot of money because then they have
to pay charge more for that ticket, for the parking ticket,
and the city gets mad. People get mad, You get mad,
So just give the here's my question. They give it

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to somebody else. It's like they gives to somebody else
in the city watching his hands clean from charging you.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
I don't see this is the thing is. I don't
buy that the city is taking a smaller cut. What
I think is happening is the city gets a bigger
cut on the back end. Like what are so Xerox
gets to have this account?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Right, but like a security company? Who who are of TSA?
No right? So who give what is the city?

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Because the city's because here's the thing to me that
I don't that that's missing on me. Governments do not
like giving up surrendering certain amounts of money. So if
they can make maximum dollars, they will always make maximum dollars.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
So what sus to.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Me right now is that they hire Xerox to hand
out tickets and it's and it's their charge is less.
But what is Xerox giving to the city of Los
Angeles in order for them? Who gets attacked? What I'm
saying is who hire them gets a back cut from Xerox?
You know what I mean? Like, who's getting a kickback

(26:13):
from Xerox for hiring Xerox to do that? Because I
just don't buy that. They're like, you know what, We're
gonna go with the best people possible. Because this is
the thing that stinks about government everywhere is that when
you go you know, like even Gavin Newsom when he
wanted to run the high speed rail, like the problem
that everybody had was like, you keep hiring these guys

(26:35):
are working at a snail space and they're the same guys.
So what's your kickback from these guys? What's your kickback
from this construction company? And what are they are they
donating to your fucking your pack?

Speaker 1 (26:47):
You know?

Speaker 2 (26:47):
And that's the thing man, to me, it always thinks
when when when we go, well that works, Yeah, that's
gonna be less money, But what's the kickback? Who's the
dirty person behind Xerox doing this? And maybe it could
be all about board, but I really doubt, especially you
know in this city, in this state.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Well, Xerox, we're not a business bro And they started
off in Rochester and they used to give all the
people millionaires and they were they were running out of business.
So there Xerox had to like think quickly and go,
how can we still stay in business without being in business?
So they started going to somebody they probably had a
think tank, you know, and went around studying how to

(27:30):
make money, Like every day, how we're going to keep Zerox?
How do we make money? We still had a couple
of machines, We took a print. How can we do this?
So somebody partly started an idea, you know, one way
and go hey, man, I hear you want to get
rid of parking meters? We got paper, we.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Got printer, we got printers.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
So just it's like you hired a printer machine to
pay to charge to do the job that the city
was doing. Yeah right, yeah, that's the cost. Everybody save money,
and then the average joe charges seventy five dollars, will
put it to the city. You know, we'll fucking I
don't trust.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
That's my thing is I don't trust.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Or you could just be more responsible and park somewhere
where you're opposed to and donate those seventy five dollars
to a cost. That's what you should do that next
time you find parking space, you should just park where
there and go. Man, I could have parked over there
and get charged seventy five dollars. I'm gonna donate this exactly, bro.

(28:33):
Nobody went and I talked Barry's Joe where he goes.
I was, I will show one time, and the singer
was singing a song. Yeah, I just got a parking ticket,
man for a hundred and fifty dollars. I watch to
the city would use that money for something good, No, bitch,
he said, you should just put it over the park.
And you don'tate that.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Munchy Yeah yeah, yeah, no, I uh, I did park.
I did park illegally, and I deserved the ticket. I
just feel like seventy five was they sold you should.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Just park somewhere illegally, and leader's telling your five but
on your window, and let's take it there.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
You go, there, you go, write a check and no
leave the cash, leave cash. See what fucking happens, dude,
they tell a everybody's friendly, they're gonna just leave the
money and make sure that the fucking parking meter.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
When I was in Las Vegas, somebody that was talking
to Las Vegas, he was telling me that he wasn't
telling me, but you know he's talking to somebody, but
you hear everything. He said that a lot of homeless
people from Las Vegas are being sent there from California.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Bro, that's not true. That's yes, Hey, homeless.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Man, say the best of the best over there.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Bro, you have a homeless person who and I don't
know if you know, I don't know if you know.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
It's a matter unless we're sending those comics out there
right exactly. That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
He's talking about comedians, Yeah, because I don't know. I
know homeless people a little bit. You know, they don't
listen when you're telling them to do something like like
when cops go, don't sleep under the fucking bridge. No more, guys,
they're gonna go fucking sleep under the bridge. Yeah, exactly, exactly.
So so I don't know how we're sending him there.

(30:21):
How the dude, I want to meet this person, go,
how how is it happening? Are we busting them out there?
Because then we would know about that other than that,
if we're like, hey, man, you gotta leave California. Did
they get a letter in their mailbox that said you
need to leave California and go to Vegas? Why would
you also want to go to crappier weather.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Somebody told me too that they were standing on Orange
back in the day, that they were standing homeless people
from Orange County to a skid role to live.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
No, no, no, I will say this though, Dude, this happened.
And I know this because my girlfriend, like uh.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Voted for it.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
No, she she didn't know that she was. I don't
know exactly what happened, but basically, fucking mayor Mayor Bradley. No, No,
what's the guy in San Francisco, the black guy that
was dating Kamala.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
He bust he.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Put a he put a thing together where people because
like I think she was part of the group that
was handing out food, and they were putting out homeless
people on buses and then sending them to Fresno, and
so like, uh.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Yeah, that's a very popular mayor.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah yeah, and so that happens. I mean, it happens.
But like I said, yeah, Willie Brown, that's who was Brown.
But yeah, they've they've done that before. I don't know
what my girlfriend's role it was. Actually she's a very nice,

(31:56):
hippy lady, so I think she knew she was helping her.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
She thought she was.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
But yeah, we put them on buses and we sent them,
uh to Fresno. But we know about that, We knew
that that was happening. I just want to know how
we're sending homeless people to other places right now, because
as far as I know, homeless people are really autonomous,
like they're really they go wherever the fuck they want
to go. How the fuck are we sending people? Why

(32:21):
Why are we making ship up that the government is
doing when the government is already doing enough.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I understand why there's a comedian podcasts. We complain about
that and they're making money.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
The other thing is rose you're commitment if.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
You're selling T shirts, because of what you believe you're
making money? Yes, why you so angry? Why are you
so angry?

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this?
We have a we have a wholesome history podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
You know why?

Speaker 2 (32:49):
And it's not And we even warned people do not
use this for your homework or factual information because we're
fucking stupid. We're comedians. We fuck around.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
We read half a book. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
And the thing is is, I am not ever gonna
interview even if Bernie Sander has called me it was like,
but Cob, I want to be on your podcast. I'm
gonna be like, sorry, Bernie, because I'm not strong minded
enough to interview you with the right questions. I know,
I'm dumb. Why isn't this fucking country filled with people anymore?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
That go?

Speaker 2 (33:21):
You know what, I'm too dumb to answer that? Why
fucking can't people say I'm too fucking stupid to answer
that question or I'm too it's okay to say that.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Bro about your speak about your new notebook?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Bro, for real, you don't know how much I'll use this.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
And it's square. Look it's perfect, it's full perfect, But
your new notebook people look at.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
That, Look at what I wrote my notes on this time.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Right here. Man. By the time when you see this
next week, he'll you'll know that he'll feel he field
it up in Hartford.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
It will be filled up in Hartford, Connecticut whenever we're
working on next Yeah, dude, this is good stuff, dud,
because you know why.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Also, man Filipe for president, Yes, always comment that does
he really? No? He commented boys for vice president.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Nice, I like that I'm the new j Van.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Esco bar butch vice president erect.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
That's I'm older now, so's I would say.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Not as erect, but erect is mechus.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
I would say I would be the new Jeffrey Dahmer
Vance for sure.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
No, I would not.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
I would not. As the thing is, I would not.
I would be like no, man, Like if somebody would
be like, hey, you want to be president. No, fuck no,
I don't want to be responsible. I'm too stupid to
be responsible for people's lives. You don't want to put
people's lives.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
In my hand?

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Like anyway, thank you for the notebook. Yeah, dude, I
think that that's the problem that we have in this
country is that people are not admitting anymore that they're stupid.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
There was this guy I follow and he's on mega
out on Facebook, right, and he's a big fan. He's
been to a lot of my shows. And I said,
and then I come here. He had posted some stuff, right,
and he's arguing with people, and and I just went

(35:38):
a rabbit hole to see when the food I radicalize, right, Yeah,
it happened in twenty twenty two. But I posted because
he posted some hateful stuff and I was the first comment,
and I wrote, Bro, Bro, I remember, man, when you
should just post delicious ass brisket. I used to put

(36:02):
some brisket in some barbecue. Bro, what happened? And then
like and then he commented with I don't know what happened.
Brought into a big puto, bro for real, And then
we started laughing and engaging, and we started laughing at
the post. So we started and then we got more.

(36:22):
But what I noticed from that fan and and then
is that he got more attention doing that than he
did for barbecue.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Totally, totally, And then.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
At first started off with losing a couple of friends
and then family members. Yes, and then now he's just
arguing with people he never met. You know, it's crazy
to me, but but but him and now we're having
an engagement over the barbecue and ship and some other stuff.

(36:59):
But yeah, man, the big fan. But he's like, he's
like bald, you know. I think it's back then in
twenty twenty one, his dog path and his old lady
had left. You go through something and then you just
go through stuff. And I noticed that that he I
think the main thing that he likes is that there's

(37:20):
a he feels that that I don't know, a home,
there's a home.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
He feels at home. Yeah, he feels like an artist.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
And that, and he never really liked alternative people like
hipsters anyway. Well here's he never really liked hipsters, bro.
So that was a big thing.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
I think Mark Maron was onto something when he was like,
we like like because I feel like I experienced.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Because I've been to like like people like who are
hardcore liberal who are white and I know they're liberals
and another community and there's a lot of comedian like that. Yes,
I know a couple of I walked into all an
all alternative comedy show one time happened and then and

(38:10):
they were all in the green room and I walked
in there and some of them I knew from watching
them some of them were Indian. A female Indian comedian, right,
she's been on that show with W kamal Ball Okay,
And I reached out. No, I reached out an olive
branch and I said, hey, man Philippe, as far as

(38:30):
a big fan, I love your ship. And then but
you know I'm loud. And then little by little bro,
they all left the green room. Bro.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
And then and then I reached out again and I say, man,
it was great meeting you last night. Yeah. I reached
out to all of them. None of them responded. So
none of them responded back. So no, right there, at
that moment, I could have took it like, you know what,
I can see why Mexican people decided to be maga,

(39:02):
because is that what is that? If this is liberalisms
and this is the type of stuck up people that
want to back me up? Fuck them, fuck them, fuck them.
I rather like what they despise to get back at them. Okay,
I'd rather despise. I rather love what they despise, just

(39:26):
to not be around them. So if I if I
felt it that way when I felt snubbed by these people,
and I've been snubbed by a lot of liberal comedians same,
and I felt like they claim to be non racist,
but they only have a token black guy or a
token and it's always a black guy.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
That not to comedy club.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Yeah. Man, So I felt like in a way, like, okay,
now I go back to the barbecue guy. Maybe at
the one at the time, he maybe he hung around
with some white liberal people and they were treating him lower. Yes,
and and then he couldn't anything. He said, you know what,
fuck these motherfuckers. I'm gonna start liking what they hate.

(40:07):
I feel this, and I feel like a lot of
people who are not a person of color, I think
they just want to like something that these motherfuckers hate.
So I like, all right, man, it goes Oh man,
my brother's gay, but I must just fucking still hold
on to my guns. Yeah, because I don't want like

(40:27):
the people like even like it's not fran Cisco bro.
They claim to be liberal Nazi.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Okay, So I was gonna share this. Yeah, that's my
experience actually, And I really appreciate that I had liberal
parents or democratic parents. People who were my parents were Democrats,
and that's what instilled the liberalism in me. Because I
feel that, Bro. And I felt that like when W.

(40:55):
Kamal Bell was getting famous, I was new in comedy
and he and his little group of friends were so
shitty to me.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
You know.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
I would walk up with Chris Storr and they love storing,
and I would walk up the store and I'd be
sitting right now, I'd be standing right next to him.
They'd be like, what's up, Chris, how's it going, And
they would talk to him totally, didn't even look at me,
didn't say, Hey, what's up, how's it going.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
What's your name?

Speaker 2 (41:19):
My name is so and so.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
They were the rudest motherfuckers in the world, and it
made me hate them. And I didn't understand liberalism and
conservatism at the time. I wasn't really politically involved. I
just voted for whoever my dad told me to vote for.
And for a minute, Bro, I was in that box.
I was like, Fuck these people, Fuck what they're about,

(41:42):
Fuck their stupid censoring, Fuck the way they treat because
they treated me like shit.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
They would they just assumed.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
And to this day, there's a nice group of San
Francisco people, which is why I like the LA people more,
which is why earlier, I said, la, people I like
better because San Francisco people just want to They just
want to school you. They just want to know more
than you. They're not really liberal people. They just want
to feel like they're better than you, so they believe

(42:09):
in liberal politics. But they're just as evil, they're just
as men.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
They want to feel better to know the white people.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Right right, exactly. There's some sort of levitation that like, well,
if I'm white and I support black women, but in
your mind, you know why you support black women because
you're annoyed by them, because you're bothered by that black guys,
or you think that you know you're you're racist. You
get worried when you look out your window and you're

(42:36):
fucking in your half gentrified neighborhood in East Oakland, and
you go, well, that guy doesn't look like he's up
to something good. I better call the cops, you now, Anonymously,
those fucking people are what caused MAGA, are what caused
what's happening now because they pissed off people who they
thought were dumber than them. Yeah, and they pushed him
into a point of like, I hate you so much,

(42:57):
I'm willing to bring the annihilation of our own fucking
democracy to the fucking head.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
And those the people that came up with a word
Latin next the end of us right there? Oh, that
was the end of us. That right there is pretty
much separated us from them.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
You cannot force me. I'm again, dude. It says it
on my insta. I'm liberal. Fuck no, I'm not gonna
use that ship. You know why? And I and I
someone arguing me the other day was like, no, this
comes from a from us, And I'm like, I don't
give a fuck, dude. LATINX is a white construct. It's
a white man telling me whether it came from Latin people?

(43:40):
Then who gave them that idea? Who put that idea? Listen,
I'm all with equality, but how we describe each other, dude?
So what there's a little masculinity in your fucking language, Like,
it's how we've been.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Speaking for years that makes us better than everybody.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
And this is the problem that I have, And this
is what I think actually happened.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
You want to know what I think happens, Like, what's work?
Because this right here, it's the lamp right in America.
In American English, it's called the lamp our lamp, the lamp.
But in Spanish we have a masculinity. Were of speaking
where there's lamp naturally without even thinking it's a female.

(44:20):
To me, it's called la lampara because they have big
booth right here, see lamp lamp and there is a lampara,
or it could be a lamparda la lampa because that's
that's the way you speak.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
I am sorry.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
And then right here it's I don't know how to
say it.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
What is a mug ugasa glassa dasa dasa? So you
will say laa and that is that feminizer?

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Is that feminised?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
It's feminized?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Yeah, because they had a little vagina right here.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
So see, I don't give a fuck, bro, very liberal
person with vote for Bernie Sanders, I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
That's a man's shoe right there. What would you say
if it was a woman's shoe?

Speaker 1 (45:16):
I love sapatos? Okay, so yeah, a woman want to
say that, miss she will saystos sos.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
I just don't get I don't know, taching that far.
Maybe when we're reaching too far man with that one,
eaching so fucking far, bro, Let's let's tackle what's actually
happening right now.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Yeah, man, these people were more interested, more worried about
keeping Latin next than they worried about keeping our people
in this country right exactly.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Let's worry about that. Let's worry about that right now.
Let's worry about what's.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Hear people are doing. People go up on stage ago
as a Latin next a medium.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Yeah, that's when I get up and walk out. That's
when I get up and walk out. And there's a
lot of people in the Bay Area right now. I
know they don't watch this show, so fuck them anyway.
But if they are, that are like, see, but is
still the same way. And it's like because I changed,
I changed a lot. I was very chauvinistic. I was
very and and I guess to a certain extent, maybe

(46:22):
I still am. But I don't think I am. But
I do think that we need to fucking chill on rhetoric,
like dude, I want to save lives. I do think
that they grew up cut government's corrupt. I do think
that we are overpaying too much. I think that fucking
uh billionaire should be pitching in and paying taxes too.
I'm with liberals on most of that shit, But when
you guys start tripping off of gender and fucking what

(46:45):
we call each other. They them mus that stuff to me.
I don't have time for that shit. There's fucking dying
babies in Africa, There's fucking hungry North Koreans. Dude, There's
a lot fucking going on in this world for me
to just dude, there's a lot going on in my
fucking life. Bro, I don't have air conditioning in my car,
That's what. That's the thing, Bro, I don't have air

(47:05):
conditioning in my car. Why the funk would I give
a fuck what you want to be called. I gotta
worry about fucking baking in this ninety degree heat going
back from Van Eyes to fucking South Central today, That's what.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
What do they care about that? Because he didn't even
know how to order an air condition in Spanish, because
the pronouns.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Bro, If I knew how to ask for an air
condition Spanish, I would get a deal in my neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
I want you order air conditioner in Spanish? What pronoun
would you use? You know?

Speaker 2 (47:36):
How do you say air? How do you say conditioner?
Isid condition? Yeah? But can you make it a male are?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Yeah? Please? He does or oh, so lat of would
be the fam and then and the air condition will
be l almost.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Two different words, right, yeah, two different words.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
But it's funny. I know how to say it naturally
because I was born a Spanish speaker, Like I don't know,
do you have do you know how to stay in
pronouns and in a Spanish language for objects like would
you know how to stay the chair? What would be?
What do you know that will be las cio or
l c a to you last?

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Yeah, well you're yeah, what about your suitcases? Love ma
letta leta bro And that's feminized not and there is
no maletto like if I.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Said, also, you wouln't even say el ma letta.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
If I said, does that make sense? It doesn't.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
The pronoun it comes in the first part of the word,
like I say lasia, ah, okay estra if it's a teacher,
if it's the male teacher, l my estro, my et
my thro so la it's feminine.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Oh that's right, that yes, so it would be luleto.
But it's still that makes sense leta. That's just that's
just the way it is. Do you learn more than
history on history for fools?

Speaker 1 (49:22):
You guys? Yes, we listen to the podcast, they all
me podcasts.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Actually, the least you learn on this podcast is history.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
I know, we we know that. What we all we
learned today was that the least factual we know here
is that how could we released the guy that went
out to kill? That's some history, right, that was hidden
so well so well that I don't think how Cooy
got out of the limelight after that. Slowly, bro, I

(49:55):
never showed up in question. I never knew not. I
never knew this, and I I knew I knew it
because I was, oh, they're doing a show, and I
read the real.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
And they brought it out or you read the newspaper.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
And it was fuck wow, I try to join join
spend money to the police fund?

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Right, Oh yeah, that's right. It affected you.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Yeah, and that was a hardcore story man. See.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
That's the thing I like about you is that I
think your sympathy goes in all directions with things, because
I've I've actually gotten money from you for a friend
of mine who was homeless for a hot minute and
it just came out of nowhere. And I think, and
that's what I love about you is because you don't
really have like as much as you've been through, like
you've been to jail. I'm sure you've been harassed by cops,

(50:42):
like you don't have this disdain for that culture, you know.
I'm still trying to get to that point.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
When it's the crazy brought when in a rabbit hole
about that police station. But the reason I couldn't donate money,
somebody has enough, I think.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Oh wow, jeeus cry or or some drop one stole
fun from a dead police officer.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Somebody was some scam, but I don't want to get
into it.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Oh my god. Yeah, of course there's always a scam.
There's always a fucking scam. Jesus Christ due.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Yeah, but that but that was so tragic.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Wow, yeah, it is. It's tragic. That's the thing is,
No matter what man, I.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Always think that, Okay, man, like if if somebody wants
to take a person out and there's no guns, they're
gonna take a mug bro and break it in pieces
and make something some crazy weapon.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Well they have a knife problem in the UK, yeah,
because they don't have guns, and so they have they
have an issue right now and whether they need to
ban knives and how they're gonna ban knives and you
know and what size and knives because people are gonna
kill they have. They have hunting rifles and they're allowed
to use those, but they're not allowed to use it

(52:06):
for protection. And then I'm almost sure that they monitor
the type of ammunition that comes along with it, because
I could shoot you with a hunting rifle, like with
a shotgun, like what happened with Dick Cheney got shot
and he shot his buddy in the face and he
hit it with bird shots and he just fucked his
face up a little bit, you know. But if you

(52:27):
get a hitch out with buckshot, you could die. So
I'm sure there's some sort of regulation. I would have
to look into that.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
So they're no guns and London.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Dude, even the cops don't have guns. Like they have
a certain squad.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
You watch a movie with British people, they all have guns.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
They all have guns, and that's right, and that's true.
There are but they have like so like their cops
are kind of like security guards where they roam around
and if there's a report of violence or something, then
a guy with a gun shows up, but they don't
have the cops have guns. Most of the citizens don't
have gun it's like the same in Japan. There's no
guns allowed except for hunting rifles. And even then you

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have to you have to have like a permit to
have a permit, to have a permit to get like
a rifle. So there's no guns there, but people still
want to kill each other. You still have gangs, you
still have crime, you still have immigration problems, you know,
And and and this is a fucking island, that's the
other thing. This is an island. They're not even connected

(53:28):
to another country where people could come over. Yet they
still have the same problems that we have. And I
wonder if maybe it's society, Maybe it's not TV, maybe
it's not the sale of guns. You know, like people
are gonna kill each other.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Nature will find a way.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Nature, Nature always finds a way.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
And then maybe you're right. Jurassic Park, they were they
were breathing a bunch of dinosaurs and the and I
guys said, what are they? What are they? What if
they start breeding, You're gonna have a bunch of dinosaurs
roaming to Earth again, who knows they're all females. No,

(54:17):
it goes. You cannot stop. You cannot stop genetics. And
then and then and then he looked around, But what
do you need? Are you using frogs?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
But there are frogs.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Because frogs when there's low frogs, frogs god convert to
male or fetal because they know how to survive. This
is gonna happen here. Nature will find a way. Nature
will all dinosaur figure it out, and they started breeding.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Nature's progress, no matter what nature is progress like nature
itself in its own definition, is progression. It moves forward.
It's like there's this there's this Chile and restaurant. Me
and Rebecca like to go to back in birth. But
there's a delivery truck that they kind of left behind

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next to a wall that's covered in ivy, And then
the truck has ivy like all around it and you
can barely see through the window, and even inside the
truck there's ivy coming in through the vents. And it's nature, man.
And that's the thing, is what I mean by nature's progress.
Progress itself cannot be stopped. Like progression in either way

(55:31):
cannot be stopped, like whether it's right wing progression, left
wing progression, bad progression, good progression. If progression is moving forward,
it cannot be stopped. So that's the thing is. You
can't stop trends. You can't be like, oh there's TikTok.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Being needs to go.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
We need to get rid of social media altogether. No,
social media is progress. Maybe it's not good progress, but
it's it's our society progressing forward. You're not stopping it.
Guess what you're not stopping that.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
You're not stopping rock and roll.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Oh man, you're not stopping comedians. Need to stop doing podcasts.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Not gonna happen, not gonna happen, Not gonna happen either.
Complain about what they don't like about politics. Ain't gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
And it's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Bro, you already have a following, a flatter flatter, first
flat earthers, and you will fool will always be there, man,
because dumb people can't play sports, need something to live for.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Or yeah, I'm not into sports myself, but I have
video games, so you know, and I think that's you're right, though.
Dumb people get bored, get bored.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
I'm dumb. I get bored.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
I get bored too.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
I'm dumb. But I'm not gonna believe in ure folds
only because you don't like you don't I don't believe
in ure, fols, because it just cannot be real for me.
I just cannot be real, man, because you just can't. Man,
I just cannot believe it.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Like, do you think I'm with you? I'm with you
on that because I do believe in But do you
not believe in aliens altogether?

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Do you not think that I don't believe in anything?
Bro that?

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Like even like that, I haven't visited yet nothing.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
No, that okay, all right, because I don't believe it,
because I don't believe in none of that. And I
do believe that we all, everybody on the earth believes
in this one when when we did the religion, bro everybody,
we're all believing the same thing. But it's a different
variation of the same variation. Remember when we said that
that the Virgin Mary and baby Jesus was a story

(57:43):
from back in the day and before Jesus was around
Egyptians Broke. It's a repeated repeated thing.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Yeah, it's a repeated thing, like.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Every every religion believe in riches. It's like one hacky
joke that was taken from taking this way right.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
The story of Buddha also a similar the story of
of because the guy who started Islam, Mohammed is similar.
Like that's the thing is, like when we look at
pagan ceremonies, they mimic our own like Bible and what
we know about our own religion, and so religions just

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repeated over and over and over again. That's all it
really is.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
And then when they say that, oh man, you can't
eat meat on Fridays, and that was made up for
because the fishmen, the fish people were not buying fish
anymore because there was no meat, so they got to
give the fishmen. They got to give the fishermen a
chance to make money.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
This is the society.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
So Friday was hey man, it's all you fish.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
It's all you fish today.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
And then Saturday meat fish Friday also matter less killing
of sheep and pigs for the future of eating. Right. Imagine, bro,
if there was there wasn't that law that not to
eat fish on the meat on Friday? We are a
fucking food bro, and nobody learn how to fish, right.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Yeah. So, because that's the thing is, we don't know.
We hear these customs some nimes and then this podcast
has changed, like my own way of thinking and how
I feel about our society, because there's so many things
that I'll find out like that that it's like like
that for example, like oh, at this point in time,

(59:26):
fish fish wasn't getting sold enough, so they came up.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
So the church itself, Yeah, the church went to go
speak to the Romans, Bro, what the fuck well the
pharaohs where it was?

Speaker 2 (59:38):
And so now so for fucking thousands of years now,
our hundreds, however long it's been, people think they're eating
fish on Friday and not eating meat because it's a sin,
and it's like it was just a monetization thing. It
was just some other way to like trick you into
fucking doing something. And it's like, this is why I
don't fucking trust, bro, this is why I don't even

(59:59):
barely trust what's in front of me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
The Ten Commandments, bro, if you put them up, they're
really It's like I always thought that not a lot
of people are going to follow the law of the land,
you know, or the law of the land and not
going to get to them. But we throw it in
the Bible and the Ten Commandments, then they see it, Bro,

(01:00:23):
that should not cover with our neighbor's wife. That don't
go over there and see with the neighbor's wife. That's
one of the commandments, and they're more commandments.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
And that's just something you shouldn't do, period.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
But you gotta let people know, but keep reminded of that.
And then that should not steal right, people say, that
is that obvious? Should we should be told that? Yeah,
you should be told that. You should be told that
because you steal it, and say, nobody told.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Me, right, Yeah, I didn't see a sign signs you
need these signs?

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Now? Do I want these signs? Do I want the
Ten Mandments to be written instead of school in a
fucking school? I mean, if you want them to be ignored,
maybe because you anything you post up instead of a classroom,
all the kids are gonna ignore it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
It's population control.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Yeah, but they're not ignore it right because the alphabets
are still the A the alphabets or the version there.
And guess what when they told me to say the alphabet,
I stopped that tea even though the alpha was written
there the whole time. But if you're want to put
those ten commandments, and we live in a country where
freem of religion, we might a well just put all

(01:01:34):
all the other religions to think so even though put
them in their language.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Well, I'm I don't think I'm like necessarily a Buddhist,
but I lean Buddhists like.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
I like, you have a Buddhist dumb and I believe you. Yeah, okay,
I'm Buddha with a beard, but you're a hungry Buddha.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Thank you very much for that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
That you're Buddha with no body, Buddha with no butta,
Buddha with too much butta. I don't even know the teacher.
I mean, I don't even know no teachings of Muhammad,
Elijah Muhammad.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Right, the prophet, the prophet.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
I don't know nothing about Judaism, bro their laws. I
just know that if I read the first the First Testament,
because they're then part two, you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Know, right, oh yeah, yeah yeah, the First Testament you mean, yeah, yeah.
I So I had someone because I like, I talk
all like off the podcast. I don't know if I do
it here on the podcast, but I talk very spiritually
sometimes I talk about the future. Whatever. Anyway, this lady
came up to me that lives in my building, and
she was like, I hear you talk sometimes and you're

(01:02:43):
so wonderful. Have you ever thought about going to church.
Have you ever thought about like believing in Christ? And
I was like, I know, and we had this and
she kept trying to convince me, and I said, look,
here's the what I believe. We're calling the same person.
We're just using different phone lines. Yeah, you know, like
Judaism has uh, like an iPhone, you know, and and

(01:03:05):
Catholicism has like android, you know, or whatever. I just
feel like we're all just trying to do the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
At the end of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Bro, if you read the doctrines of everything, and I
don't give a fuck what people say about Muslims, there
is nothing in the Koran about killing people. That's something
that fucking fundamentalists came up with whatever. But the Koran
even teaches you to be brotherly. The Koran teaches you
to love others.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
The Koran, or a Christian fundamentalist might say, it's in
the Bible. Gods is not like gays, right, Yes, but
you read did you read? The whole sentence has said
that that homosexual, hartless, war mongers, horrormongers, tax collectives will

(01:03:50):
not errd the Kingdom of God. You don't even chose one.
Why not red the whole thing right, and not just homosexuals.
It's horse who like wares, people who like to steal.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Oh you mean like government people or like, no, I
know what you're saying. Yeah yeah, yeah, h but I
mean like people, because right now the Christian right is
a whole like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
And it's like I don't fucking remember Jesus saying no immigrants.
I don't reme, and like we've had this is an
old trope's I know, I'm beating on the same drum
as everybody else, but it is like, uh, you can't
leave one thing out and then the other, Like that's
the thing is, that's the trickery there. It's like, oh, yeah,
Jesus said this. I don't know if you've ever listened
to Jesus speak like I read like the Sermon on

(01:04:36):
the Mount, or hear about what Jesus actually has to say.
Because again, I'm not Christian, I'm not a Catholic, but
Jesus was a fucking rad dude. Like Jesus was the
first guy to come through and be like, hey man,
let's treat each other with kindness and understanding. Let's have
compassion and instead of an eye for an eye and
a tooth for tooth, which was in the First Testament.

(01:04:56):
He said, turn the other cheek like meaning if someone
slaps you, give them the other cheek to go for it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Bro Jesus would have said something like, you don't want
them inside, you should go in there and grab all
your people and take them.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Out right and create space for them.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
No, he said, Jesus would have said something to our country,
said if you don't want them to come in, you
should go into their country and take all your people
out of there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
So if you don't go to Mexico and go to
Mexico City.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
He would have said, you go to He would have said,
go to Mexico City, go to Tijuana and take all
your people out first, and then you send back their
people to them. And then we're all equal.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
We're all equal, we're all good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
That's what he would have said.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
And then he and then like he would have and
then of wars, he would have said exactly what he
told Matthew, give Rome everything that belongs to Rome, give
your love and your worship to me. Yeah, okay, that's

(01:06:13):
what he said, But I have to go pay what
But I have to pay taxes to Rome? Pay what
you're gonna do to Rome, but give your heart to me. Okay.
So basically you're saying, now, don't believe in don't worship
the dollar bill.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Yeah, don't worship the dollar bill. Don't worship ideology, like
political ideology. That's the thing. Man is like.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
I also, he destroyed when what that's one of my
old jobs. What to? What to? What two countries that
God destroyed with his wrath?

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
What two countries did God destroy with his wrath?

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Tokyo Nagasaki?

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Bro, now a it was? It was? It was modern
day Iraq. I think it was called back then something else, baby,
It was called Babylon, Babel. He destroyed Babylon and the right, Yeah,
because they had made a statue of never Cannizer.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Oh that's right, and.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
They never connies. And then God said no, there should
now be no statues before me, no false titles, no
false titles. So he fucking destroyed never con Babylon and
some other.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
I'm not cool with God because God does ship like that.
I'm cool with Jesus because Jesus was like wanting peace.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Yeah, bro, Jesus, God wanted God wanted to destroy sinners, bro, right,
and and and Bible. But Jesus wanted to save that.
That's what God said his own bigods in Son to
die for the world.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
That's why they say that ship due.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
To die for the world. Because before before Jesus, we
were every time like I would have for forgiveness, I
would have to I would have to buy a lamb
and then give it to the pharaohs and the pharaohs
who killed him from everybody, and I'm forgiven, but.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
A way to go.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
But Jesus said the lamb would be killed, not mean
the lamb. But Jesus came in and said, I don't
like this. When he started knocking down the towers and
knocking down everything and knocking down everything, goes, this is bullshit.
Why should you have the right to forgive people? You're
just a human being, He goes, Why why only people

(01:08:40):
who could afford to buy a lamb be forgiven? Because
that's not the way it is. I am here to
tell you that I am going to die in that cross,
and I'm going to die for everybody's saying, because I
am the Lamb of God.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
When when Jesus came here, he came as a sheep.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
He was the lamb of God. The sheep dude, I
just thought that was a rad fucking song.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
No, bro, he came in as a sheep. He came
in and like, I'm the ultimate cheap. When I die,
all your sins are forgiven, and then you will exalt
me and you will ask for my forgiveness in the future.
So you will need to kill a sheep. And you
don't give these assholes money.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
That's why they think. That's why they were pissedause he
took their money out of their hands.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
They can make money all these He gave the people
a free and then if people and then if people
instead of using that sheep and to kill it, Ah,
I could eat it to see my family.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Wow. Wow, that's see. That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
That's a socialist program right there, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
A socialist program.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Jesus was a socioss was he.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Yeah. So here's the thing that I. Ah, there's a
book that I really love called Living Buddha, Living Christ.
And it's written by a monk that's really famous named
tiknon Hut and he.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Worked TikTok Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
They're loosely related. But he sat with like a ton
of like famous and non famous monks and priests and
people of the cloth and the faith, and he fucking
got to know them and got to know the word
of Jesus. So he relates the word of Buddha to

(01:10:34):
the word of Jesus, and and and there's also scholars
that believe that Jesus, because he's missing in the Bible
for a period of time, that they believe that he
went east and met with Buddhists, and and and during
the time of Buddha and during the time of Christ
they're very similar. So he they believe he met with

(01:10:54):
Buddhists and that the message he brought back. Now Christians
are going to lose their mind, especially Catholics. The message
that he brought back were actually a Buddhist message, because
if you listen to what he says on the Sermon
on the Mount, it's very Buddhistic. It's very much love
your brother. Karma is a real thing. Karma's even actually
taught in the Bible. So it's just an interesting take.

(01:11:17):
I don't know how true it is. Again, I'm not
trying to say that this is a fact. It's just
very interesting to me how religions are similar and the
message is similar. And I wonder if maybe it's just
one messenger to another is carrying the same message from
different places. I don't know if that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
A lot of people know follow this message that are
your road to you think ken will be in heaven.
I'm one of those that one. I'm now here.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Yeah, me too, me too. You can't take it with you, right,
that's what they say. You can't take it with you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
I think, And I've tried, bro, because I know what.
Because I think when you fall asleep and your dream
of money and you hold it tired, and you wake
up and it's gone, and she pisses me off, yes, yes,
or you're about to walk into a foursome and then
you wake up.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
My dreams won't even allow me to have that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
I went close to a foursome bro in a dream,
and somehow, Bro one of them. I heard my dog
barking through her mouth, and I know I'm going to
wake up like my realities, like my reality is stepping
into my my my dream broke because I met r E.
M about to wake up. So she looking at me, going.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Her pussy starts barking.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Because my dog's barking in real life.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
Yeah, I've had that too.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Yeah. Man, we didn't cover our subject, but going to
cover it next week. People.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Yeah, we kind of got carried away with our talk.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Didn't we go to the next level for Here's the
thing is, I.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Think sometimes it's cool to just have us like breathe
some fresh air for a little bit and enjoy our conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Thank you for doing the What's Up Full podcast?

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
That was fun with with j Rod.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
No, man, it was me and you and Rizzle. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that was great doing that. Yeah, it was funny, man,
it was great. Had a good time. Yeah, man, yeah,
Jeff Funny and Jeff Funny and I'm Harford. I did, dude,
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
I love the people of Hartford.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Have you been there before? No?

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
We did.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
The first time we did?

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Did we did? Where was the New York Comedy Club.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Stand?

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Yeah? Was it in Stanford, Connecticut? Stanford, Connecticuteah, we did
that in stand? So I have this is this was
my first time.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
The audience in Hartford is going to be pretty much
the same.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Yeah, Harford's good.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Harford's Hartford's good. Dude, her, it's good. Thank you guys
for everything. Thanks for everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Christen for fools. Next week, man, we're gonna talk about
Boyle Heights for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Yeah. That was supposed to be our subject. This time
we got carried away. I think the thing is, you know, yeah,
it's a conversation. Thanks for watching.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
Oh I love you guys, And don't forget man. Nobody
releases criminals into the fucking open. Bro. No, the Republicans
don't release criminals. And I just.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Want you folks out there in other states to know
we have Republicans here.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
I haven't. Also, let me tell you right now, man,
if you look up the top ten liberal cities in California,
LA is not even in the top twolve It's not
it's not bro Okay Baker. It was on San Francisco,
opening number two, yep. And then we were waiting a bottom. Yeah. Yeah.
I come from Stamonica, and West Hollywood are third and fourth?

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Are they really?

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
No shit?

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
I come from a liberal place, and when I moved
here it kind of blew me out of the water
a little bit to meet all the conservatives I did.
I love conservative people. I probably would have been a
conservative if I was active in my twenties and thirties
because I thought conservatively so I have. I have an
understanding of what you guys are talking about, and I'm

(01:15:15):
with you guys, and I love you guys, and I
think we all should just fucking chill out for a
little bit and get some Americ conditioning.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Yeah. Man, So I met this guy. He goes, how
do you vote? Bro? What makes you decide when you vote?
I ask them, do you vote because of immigration? Because
of taxes?

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Man, people are gonna like to what this answer. He goes,
I go to see who are the KKK is voting for? Right?
And I'll wait vote what they're against them? Yes, because
I don't want them to win. I think that's a good.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
If you don't know what the fuck you're voting for,
then go with that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
He got the poorer already. Oh, I'm just kidding, but
I would like you just don't care about the issues now, bro,
I go to see what a racist person is voting for,
and I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
Do you think you should vote if you don't know
what the fuck like? If you don't know about politics,
do you think you should be voting still?

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Or do you think maybe that question for me or
all of America?

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
I think all America.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Then everybody going to vote just because they're right. Some
people vote, bro, Like if a guy goes shows up
wearing a Raiders jacket, he wins.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
My voat Trump was a Raider.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Fan because I know that he's been through He's been
through up and downs.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
He's a struggler right now.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
The President Trump were to legalize marijuana in all fifty states,
including the Bahamas, Puerto Rico, and the Virgin Islands, our
American territories legal marijuana, yeah, yeah, people will forget about

(01:17:04):
the others, all the other stuff because I know that
marijuana will bring in so much tax revenue. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
That's what I don't understand. Why is everybody still fighting weed?
Weed is like so much fucking money and we've already
proven it's not fucking ship up. I dude, I used
to be violent. I used to get in fights. I
used to go to jail. I was a fucking terrible
person until I started smoking weed.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Yeah, just saying, but good weed, dude, not that bullshit.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
None of that bullshit, bro, good weed.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Good Oh shut up to my homeboy who came to
my show in that Vegas Mariner and Oh Jose and
the other homeboy Jonahs with video chat, he couldn't make
it to the show. My friend and Helo they open
up a new smoke shop in Vegas called a Ree.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
How do you spell that?

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
I have no idea. Okay, we tried to get well. Yeah, man,
go see those guys, that guy Mariner and Jose and Jonahs.
When they picked me up in Hilo, they took me
to a smoke shop and they brought up they bought
a brand new bond for me, and then they took
me to the other shop and they put in like

(01:18:20):
a whole quarter and a half of weed and then
they melted into it and scrapped all the oil waters
and we smoked. We smoked that all day, bro, before
the show.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
How did you like to weed in Hawaii?

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
I want to know. I only smoke rods and fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Getting high as fuck off that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
Bro. Shout out to the Heilo Airport, Man, it is
the oldest airport I ever been to. Man, that was
the first airport where I leaned into something. I gotta
splin it. Aha, Yes, dude, all wood. It's all wood,
furniture wood. And other security guards are happy, bro. They're like,
you know, some security guard tears say look to you,

(01:19:00):
go hey, man, he kept me standing there right over there,
like brother, brother, have a good time over there, but
you don't have a good time right here, brother, Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
I love that. That's the thing is white people are
really happy people all together.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Everybody was giving me like an aloha welcome bro over there. Really,
I met a bunch of white chicks over there, bro,
that you would have loved. They had like all dreads
and shade white women. Hell, yeah, man, you know I
love white women. They are all dreads Harry armpits. Yeah
it was I mean my they raised pigs, my very.

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
Own Rebecca when she doesn't have dreads anymore or armpit hair.
That was her her way of living for a while.
And yeah, God bless those little creatures.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Yeah. Man, there's a porn star now with dreads like that,
all dirty now.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
Oh yeah, India, Indica Irie.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Yeah. Yeah, she's fucking hot. Bro. Yeah, I don't that's
funny because porno used to be like the hot chick
and then like and but now it's like you could
get the dirty chick now, the girl with tattoos and dreads.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
Yeah, she's also really thick. She's fucking yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
What's her name? In the Kyrie?

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
I think is her name. I'm not in the dreads
myself because they look like smelly pieces of poop. But
she's so hot that I over I would over I
overlook the dreads.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
We got faced both doors. We sure do history for
a pool. See you next week. God damn, we're watching you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
Guys, we love you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
Don't judge us, Please don't judge us.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
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