December 5, 2024 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Johnson Wax Program with Fiber McGhee and Mollie, the
makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's Self Polishing Glow Coats,
present Bibber McGee and Mally. Written by Don Quinn with
music by The King's Men and Billy Mills Orchestra. The
show opens with crazy rhythm. During the coming holiday season,
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(01:38):
In twenty minutes, your floors shine with new beauty. Be
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Speaker 2 (01:43):
On your next chopping list.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Nailing your Christmas packages early is a great idea for
two reasons. One it gets them off your mind, and two,
the recipient has time to look his gift over and
change yours for something cheaper. So here at seventy nine
wistful vista about to depart for the post office with
arms full of packages, we find Fibber McGhee and Molly.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Well, wait a minute, dearie, Let's be sure we got everything.
Here's the one for Ance vest one for Uncle Dennis.
We don't have to nail that. He'll be with us
over Christmas.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
He's going to be with us here for Christmas. Sure, Oh, happy.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Time, Legee. Don't be like that.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Where's your Christmas Spirit? I had it up on my
closet shop and uncle denis founder Magee. That's enough for
That would have been enough for me. But that guy
is so percy.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Please let's not discuss uncle Dennis anymore.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Okay, Hey, why don't we go down at the post office.
After supper and staid. Now, there might be less of
a crowd down there.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I don't know if they're open that late.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Oh oh, ca, see hand me that phone. Thanks hello, operator,
give me the post up. Oh that's you, Murge. How's everything?
Murks is?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Eh?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
What's amur? Your seventeen year old sister had her face lifted?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Oh, heavenly days, what did she do that for?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
It couldn't help. But she bought a false face for
a New Year's party and somebody swiped it. What's heymur? Yes, yes,
it laid there. Okay, Oh the post office don't answer
he okay, never mind, right, Well, come on, I guess
(04:01):
we better go on down there now.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
All right?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
You got enough money with you for stamping.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Oh I don't need anything. I got an account with
the Government income tax.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
F h A h o ld.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Oh, dear, come in.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Hey, he's the McGee. Huh. Come over to my house
right away.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
What are you?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
What's the matter now?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
He thought it would be hurting a fanny claws back
and he got a horn caught in his parents.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Why he's too old to be playing with toys like that.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
I think one of the toys. It's one of the
rains deering.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Well are you going McGhee.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Nah, he ain't the only guy who gets samplers in
his pants around Christmas. Now, see you take those four
packages there, and I'll carry these couples. Hey, what's in
this big one?
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Here?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Which one?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
This one?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:42):
That?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Why that's a new aluminum baking dish I got France?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
There?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Oh a cameus ole egg. Come no, you mean cast role, dearie,
I do not cast role is medicine.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
That's castor oil.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Well, then what's a cam us all?
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Well, a camera soul is Well, it's.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
The start of it, you see. So it is something
you cook in.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Well, it could be in hot mother.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Anyway. I bet that's a good person.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh we'll never get to the post office if people
keep coming in like this. See who it is, diddy.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Hey, it's Guildersleeve with an armful of Christmas presents and
a big smile on his string. Oh, must be bringing
us our press.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Oh and I haven't got his wrapped up yet.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Well, come in, come in, come in.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Well, hello, mister Gildersleeve. How nice to.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
See you, Hi, guildy old man. You're looking well? A
new suit?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Why no, it's the same suit I always wear.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Well, it certainly looks nice. Have a chair, mister.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Gilw a cigar?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Yeah, no thanks, I just dropped it.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Oh, dear missus Gildersleeve, why she's splendid.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
But the reason I can.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I was just saying to Molly. Molly, I says, we
gotta do something nice for Gildersleeve this Christmas. He's been
a mighty fine neighbor, I says, And I says.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yes, McGee, I said, he's been so nice to us.
I said, though I hope he doesn't give us anything.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Well, I'm glad you feel that way about it, missus McGee,
because I'm not giving you anything.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
That is the same old suit you got on in
it getting pretty baggy too, he has.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Was there something you wanted, mister Gildersleeve. We were just
leaving for the post office.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Oh yes, McGee told me this morning you were going
to the post office. I just stopped him to see
if you'd mail lease package. Just called me while you
were down there.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Hey wait a minute, why shuts. We've already got more.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Than we can and I wish you'd buy me some
stamps too.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
While you're at.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
It, say you might save time, mister Gildersleeve, to get
your stamps at Kramer's drug store.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Oh, they're too expensive down there.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
What do you mean expensive? Stamps are the same everywhere.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
I know, But I hate to go into a store
and buy stamps. They don't make any profit on them,
so I usually make a few purchases to he's my conscience.
Speaker 9 (07:05):
Oh I see, yes.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
The last time I bought a two cent stamp in
the drug store, I came home with a hot water bottle,
toy submarine, three rolls of film, a rental detective story,
and a couple of bad menton rackets, and a big
gob hot pudge on my next Such.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
A guy as fat as you are has got no
business eating hot pudge.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Woo's fat.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Well, besides you, there's Oliver Hardy, John Wilson, Paul Whiteman.
Oh you're a hard man. McGee.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Now let's not get into any argument.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Boys.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
We'll get your stamps for you.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Mister.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
What kind do you want?
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Well, I want two sheets of pies, four sheets of ones,
one sheet of twos, and three sheets of poor.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Spit out your gum and do it again.
Speaker 9 (08:02):
Well, all right?
Speaker 6 (08:03):
One, three seats of tools, two threes, four fives and
fives of fours.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Habo, six, the ones, and half a dozen of the others.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yielder sleeves. They don't make any four cents damp.
Speaker 9 (08:14):
Oh, yes they do.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
They do not. They don't do they do not, they
do not do. Boy, well, if I knew as a
little about my own government, is this big chowder head.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Don't you call me a chowderhead, you little termite yielder sleeve.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
One of these days you're gonna exonerate me too far.
And I still say, they don't make any four cents damp.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
How do you know?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Because I used to work in the post office. That's
how I know.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
That's so.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yes, that's so. I started working in the post office
when I was knee high to a mail box. He did,
he did. I had charge of the branch in the
Savoy Hotel, stamping at the Savoy Meogee.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
I was noticed.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Stamping at the Samory McGee. Slick of silk and strong
as Sampson that slamming a sack of certain or single
handed on a schooner sailorm to the south seeves first
streamliner schedule to scoop the Sioux City celebrated to the salary,
saving super sailsman by selling scores a six cent stamps,
the sentimental sailors sending souvenirs to Swedish and Samoa, Siam,
Sealon San Salvador in similar scattered seaports smilements, singing as
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I stamped and sealed stuff from city to city and
state to state.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
A solid civil servants, serving.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Citizens and scamped. Let's get down to the post office
and buy this lux some stamp.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Hell whoever is four windows?
Speaker 9 (11:07):
Stm sir.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Boy, of these packages are getting heavy, Molly, I'll sure
be glad to unload them.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Well, we won't unload them very quick there.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Look at the long lines in front of the windows.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Oh boy, hey, folks, you mind if we squeeze in here.
We got an important engagement we'd like to get.
Speaker 10 (11:29):
Only you think you are waiting a line like the
rest of us.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Maybe we better go to the end of the line. Mom,
it's more democratic.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
The gee.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Do you realize how many people are ahead of us
in this line?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Huh? Seventy three and a good thing too, keeps them
off the streets.
Speaker 9 (11:51):
The gee.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
This man standing in front of me, huh, I wish
he'd turn around and face the way everybody else did.
He's got a blank look on his face.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
That bob as me somehow, I'll move aside a little.
I can't see over these facts.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
You see him there?
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Oh that ain't his face? Hey, Bud, you got your
two pay on backwards?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
My goodness, thanks load. Oh look big, here comes missus Uppingston,
missus Uppington.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
What's she doing in a post office? Don't you know?
These places are infested with common people.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I see she brought her pekingese along to lick the
stamps for or? Oh, how do you do, missus Uppington?
So nice to see you.
Speaker 11 (12:36):
How do you do?
Speaker 12 (12:36):
Miss McGhee?
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Ten, mister McGee, hi uppy, Hi puppy, good hitting for
a lot of people.
Speaker 12 (12:44):
Do you have to stand in line like that? Do
you know anyone in an executive position who did care
of you?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Well?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Me and Jim Parley was great.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Fouls up me.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
But Jim don't work here anymore, and I don't know
the new guy decides we're no better than anyone else.
Speaker 12 (12:59):
I ain't seen. Yeah as the same goos you have
something there kneeling your kuitness second?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Oh no, no, we just brung them down here to
see if they were wrapped up as pekies. Other people.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Say, while we're kicking the asket basket around a again,
what's the idea of bringing that dime sized doberman in here?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (13:23):
Oh, you mean Sefie you? Isn't she sweet little darling?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Wonderful? An am? I? I always wondered how you said
Helo in Pekinese?
Speaker 12 (13:39):
Hasn't she a sweet little taste? Such bright eyes and
such animations?
Speaker 10 (13:43):
You know?
Speaker 12 (13:43):
Sometimes I could almost believe she was laughing at Smith.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
She's really intelligent? How would she help it?
Speaker 12 (13:51):
She is really intelligent, missus McGee. Her mother was Champion
POD's mister do Brownie. The kid's a Philadelphia.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Oh who was her father? Or am I putting Fieffee
on the spot?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
I knew she was either from Philadelphia or New York uppy.
She's got that mutter podon.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Look, don't thank him for that. I still don't know
why you should bring her into the post office, missus Uppington,
when everything is so busy.
Speaker 12 (14:21):
Oh will I wanted her to mix with the crowds,
missus McGee. She gives her some real holiday atmosphere. This
is Steffie's don't Christmas?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
You know, isn't it?
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Seefee?
Speaker 4 (14:34):
She must that one uppy? She said hello again?
Speaker 12 (14:39):
Well, if she did, she must have had a very
good reason for it. Tho, Sefie is a very intelligent
dog and very valuable tool. She's worth at least two
thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Two thousand dollars?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
What do you mean? Two thousand dollars?
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Why shucks?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
That's more than I'm worth. Will Some dogs are.
Speaker 12 (14:55):
Worth more than others.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
A good way.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Also worth more than others. Teddy Roosevelt slaved the rough
riders with that one.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I wish we could get up to the window. This
line has moved two feet and a half hour.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
I'll take care of that.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Watch me, Hey up ahead there, can't you move along
any faster?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Okay, okay, okay, I'm just asking.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
You're getting tired, Molly, I certainly am. My feet are
beginning to agitate for better working conditions.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Mine too. I wish we could say, prim oh, hello there,
little girl? What are you doing here?
Speaker 8 (15:36):
I'm mailing Santi claus of ches are you no?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
We're not?
Speaker 11 (15:41):
Whine?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Huh? What'd you say?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Plans?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Never mind? What'd you ask Santa Claus In your letter.
Speaker 8 (15:49):
I asked him to make the man next jor not
mad at me anymore, because I don't think he's gonna
give me anything for Christmas.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
A ches what juvenile peccadillo arouses antipathy?
Speaker 11 (16:00):
Sister, Hm, see what's the matter with you?
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Pardon?
Speaker 8 (16:11):
Mester said?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
What did you do that made the man next next
door mad at you?
Speaker 8 (16:16):
Last summer? I went in here backyard and I picked
some of his permissions? Coming here's what permission? You know,
it's a kind of a fruit that makes the picker pocket.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Oh, I feel what you mean? Why didn't you ask
him if you could pick him?
Speaker 8 (16:35):
I was afraid he wouldn't give his per simmon, you
mean his permission?
Speaker 4 (16:42):
No, I picked his permissions, look says, you don't pick permissions,
you give per simmons, or you for snipped. Let's start
over again and make.
Speaker 8 (16:53):
It pairs, almighty grizzly pears are teddy pairs?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Oh, you're mailing a letter to Santa Claus?
Speaker 11 (17:01):
Are you sure you see here?
Speaker 8 (17:04):
Kids?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Oh? Say, that's pretty good handwriting, says I know. Don't
tell me you wrote that.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
No, my papa wrote it. I always asked him to
write my Sandy Claus letter.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
That's a very good idea, shore kid.
Speaker 11 (17:20):
I bet you.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Oh, us kids do that because their papas all believe
in Sanny Claus. Oh they do, so why should we
tell them any different if it makes them happy?
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Hey, Molly, what makes this whole line of people give
that sudden jerk every few minutes?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Why don't you know that seventh plane ahead has got
the hiccuffs?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
All I gotta say, h harlow, Hey, take my place
in this line a while, will you? I want to
go sit on someplace for a wik me too.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
See, I'm sorry, folks, I'd like to, but I haven't
got time. I just dashed in here to mail some
special orders to Racine, Wisconsin.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
What do you mean by special orders? Says he, with
a sly twinkle in his eye.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Well you know how important it is to have a
home clean and shining with Johnson's wax when all the
family is home for the holidays, Yes we do, And
how gleaming hospitality of johnson waxed floors and furniture lends
an air of cheerfulness to Yule tide.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Gathering, and naturally understand all and.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
How Johnson's wax will beautify and protect against the wear
and tear of Christmas and New Year's celebrations.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
What's so special about that?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Old just to get the orders in on time? Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:37):
I see, so you can do your Christmas shipping early.
Don't you get the money? Life?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Tain't funny making you are Christmas shipping ear. That's pure
golden vandam for rime money yell.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
The only difference between flipper and a corn crib is
that you can hear the corns his crack.
Speaker 12 (19:09):
See, who'd have thought.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
We'd have to stand in line this long two weeks
before Christmas.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Cushions, falling chairs might as well be comfortable while you wait,
Folks like us. Falling chairs cushions get your oh horder?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Killow, mister old timer.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Since wheny you been working in the post office? Old timer?
Speaker 5 (19:27):
No, I'm kind of a pensioner around here.
Speaker 10 (19:29):
Kids.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
They give me the job and memory of my sister Nellie.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Oh, oh dear, what happened to your sister Nelly?
Speaker 5 (19:39):
We never knew daughter. She was a pony express rider
in eighteen forty eight. One day she disappeared mail bag
and on alas figured she must have got caught in
the landslide. Reckless critter Nelly was.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
But me and Ma we never give.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Up, hope.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
We always stop at some day telling his.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
United States name.
Speaker 12 (20:12):
Hey, now it's me.
Speaker 11 (20:14):
Your brother, Hi, Roy, Hi, small hie.
Speaker 9 (20:19):
Where are you been?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
That's hard by engine? Just that weighs three days ago
they got great news for you, Roy, but they discovered
gold in California. You do say they're not gonna sayle Roy.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Soon as I delivered this name, I gotta go home
and get a clean shirt.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
This buskin's beginning to chase me.
Speaker 11 (20:42):
Yeah, mad way for the US nail you, sir, with.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
The King's man saying Hilda.
Speaker 9 (21:08):
A lord Hilda who plays in the band, And Jesus
me down and tell you she's m I got trick.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Tricking up so high it beat so quick. Then she
gets up with a big hutrick boom boo boo. Every teller,
bastard teller, did you see my way? She keeps beating
and re beating. Never in your life he would be
a little love less for you.
Speaker 9 (21:36):
Risk Crasberry bom bom boom boom boom boom boom boom.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Oh man, may does he love you? Oh Ma, here,
(22:08):
my goodness, you have toy that big agging hearty glades,
sit your inning pain, and until the day you say abel.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
The night's part still be sainess.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
Tell me waiting pace.
Speaker 9 (22:28):
A lord Silda who played in the band.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
She played me dron and tell you see grand I
had god drink drink if you so high, it'd be
so quick. Then she gets up with a big heart
rick every fellow but the pallor dileave me my bife.
She gets beating andry beeating. Never in your life, Eva
(22:56):
loudness fort this crassyble.
Speaker 9 (22:59):
Boot boom.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.
Speaker 11 (23:24):
McGee, dearie, let me take those packages the while.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Your arms must be numb.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
There's so much my arms. It's it's my foot, my
footest Oh hey, bud, you in front of me there
see your but I don't like to be rude, and
you'll please forgive me for introducing myself.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
I am Feber McGhee, very happy to meet you, said
your but meet me to introduce me?
Speaker 5 (23:50):
I am Pedro Gonzal's gomes vodagus. But edit it pretty.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Hippy, real rud. Now that we know each other, will
you please get off my foot? Thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
It's for another he displeasure to do business with you
anytime I can get off your foots.
Speaker 9 (24:16):
Please let me know.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I don't think I won't budd.
Speaker 7 (24:24):
You.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Sound like two gentlemen of the old school with apples
for the teacher.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Oh well, dear, I am so tired me too. For
two cents I dumped these are there?
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Good game, my dear, And a dull December to you
crab me.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Hi Boomer, what are you doing in the post office?
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Mister Boomer? Always come in here to write my letters? Small,
smart and smell nine wonderful feeling to be able to
walk away from a federal pen without hearing bloodhounds in
the distance.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
I hope you're writing your dear old mother a Christmas letter, mister.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Boomer, exactly what I am doing, my dear. Have to
be careful what I say too. The warden reads every
word of a letter. Let's be seen, now, what did
I do with Mother's letter?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Like to read it to you, Boomer? We're too tired.
Speaker 9 (25:18):
Now.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Let me see when I put Mother's letter, had it
right here a moment ago. Here's the short end of
an exploded cigar, just the butt of an old joke,
you might say. Invitation to a New England boiled dinner
ought to be interesting. Never been boiled at in New
England's dinner.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
I'll never mind, looking, mister Boomer, we're in no mood.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
What's this? Pair of cellphane gloves? Very handy to let
your left hand know what your right hand is doing.
A couple of diamonds, shoulder clips I picked up as
I shouldered my way out of a clip joint, and
check well, well, imagine had a check made out to
a man named Mortis Pan. Mortis Pan was m O
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y T. I excuse me while I go practice the
signature today, My dear, you don't.
Speaker 7 (26:18):
What a crook?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Isn't he though he was born with a gold chisel
in his mouth? How many ahead of the theory?
Speaker 4 (26:25):
I'm about ready to give up here? Only three? Now,
I'm only just hang on, Oh it's only two. Lady
just got through.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Hold the packages to one side, dear, I want to
lean against you a few minutes.
Speaker 9 (26:35):
All right, you're next, madam.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Hey, come on, we're next to the window. Molly, thank good,
and sis will soon be over.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
That's what I say.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
I'm completely exhausted, all right, Share you're next, ah bud,
you're a sight for sore eyes here. Oh wait, then,
packages and tell me how much postage.
Speaker 9 (26:53):
Sorry, sir, can't do that here.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Why not if we've been standing line here for three hours?
Speaker 5 (26:57):
This is a money order window.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
You'll have to get in that long lie.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Over there, Biber and Molly will be back in just
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a moment. Well, these certainly are busy times for all
of us. There are so many more things to do
than we can possibly squeeze into every twenty four hours.
That's probably one reason why so many women sing the
praises of Johnson's self polishing glow coat, the floor polishes
that saves them so many hours of work. With glow coats,
the care of floors, especially linoleum surfaces, is remarkably simple.
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There's practically no work to it at all.
Speaker 10 (27:49):
Just pour a little glow coat.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Onto your clean floor, spread it around and let it dry.
Come back in twenty minutes to find a sparkling surface.
Colors bright and cheerful, protected against scratches and dirt, and
glow coat will greatly lengthen the life of your linoleum.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
Two.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Ask your dealer for Johnson's glow coat in the familiar
red and yellow can. And by the way, when you're
making up your Christmas list, don't forget that either glow
Coat or Johnson's Wax makes a very useful and welcome
gift for a friend.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Ladies and gentlemen, the prevention and control of tuberculosis is
a year round fight, but only at Christmas time are
you asked for financial support and encouragement.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
That's right, so be sure your letters and packages are
decorated with Christmas deals.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Thank you, and good night, good night.
Speaker 10 (28:38):
All this is Hollow Wilcox reading for the makers of
Johnson's Wax and Johnson's.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Self collars and glow Coat, inviting you to be with
us again next year.
Speaker 10 (28:55):
Good Night, good night.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Would you rather drive a dull, dingy car or a sparkling,
shiny one. Maybe you still think the job of wax
polishing is costly or hard work, then let me urge
you to investigate and try Carnew, Johnson's sensational new, easy
to use auto polish. Carnew does two things at once,
both cleans and wax polishes in one operation in half
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the time these jobs used to require. Car news cost
is low, and once you've seen what beautiful results. It gives,
you'll say with car owners.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
Everywhere, your car looks like new when you use car
new spelled c A r n U.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
This is the National Broadcasting Company o
The Johnson Wax Program with Fiber McGhee and Mollie, the
makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's Self Polishing Glow Coats,
present Bibber McGee and Mally. Written by Don Quinn with
music by The King's Men and Billy Mills Orchestra. The
show opens with crazy rhythm. During the coming holiday season,
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there's probably going to be more activity than usual around
your home. There'll be more wear and tear on your floors,
especially in the If those floors are protected with Johnson's
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this would be an excellent time to try it. Flow
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scratches and dirt. Cleaning is easier because filled things are
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quickly wiped up with the damp cloth. Second, blow cooat
makes linoleum floors more beautiful, gives them a gleaming polish
that keeps the colors fresh and bright. Third, it makes
the linoleum last longer, and fourth it's a wonderful time
and labor safer. Johnson's glow Coat is self polishing. It
needs no rubbing or buffing. You simply apply and let dry.
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In twenty minutes, your floors shine with new beauty. Be
sure Johnson's glow Coat is.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
On your next chopping list.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Nailing your Christmas packages early is a great idea for
two reasons. One it gets them off your mind, and two,
the recipient has time to look his gift over and
change yours for something cheaper. So here at seventy nine
wistful vista about to depart for the post office with
arms full of packages, we find Fibber McGhee and Molly.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Well, wait a minute, dearie, Let's be sure we got everything.
Here's the one for Ance vest one for Uncle Dennis.
We don't have to nail that. He'll be with us
over Christmas.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
He's going to be with us here for Christmas. Sure, Oh, happy.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Time, Legee. Don't be like that.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Where's your Christmas Spirit? I had it up on my
closet shop and uncle denis founder Magee. That's enough for
That would have been enough for me. But that guy
is so percy.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Please let's not discuss uncle Dennis anymore.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Okay, Hey, why don't we go down at the post office.
After supper and staid. Now, there might be less of
a crowd down there.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I don't know if they're open that late.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Oh oh, ca, see hand me that phone. Thanks hello, operator,
give me the post up. Oh that's you, Murge. How's everything?
Murks is?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Eh?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
What's amur? Your seventeen year old sister had her face lifted?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Oh, heavenly days, what did she do that for?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
It couldn't help. But she bought a false face for
a New Year's party and somebody swiped it. What's heymur? Yes, yes,
it laid there. Okay, Oh the post office don't answer
he okay, never mind, right, Well, come on, I guess
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we better go on down there now.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
All right?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
You got enough money with you for stamping.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Oh I don't need anything. I got an account with
the Government income tax.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
F h A h o ld.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Oh, dear, come in.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Hey, he's the McGee. Huh. Come over to my house
right away.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
What are you?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
What's the matter now?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
He thought it would be hurting a fanny claws back
and he got a horn caught in his parents.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Why he's too old to be playing with toys like that.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
I think one of the toys. It's one of the
rains deering.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Well are you going McGhee.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Nah, he ain't the only guy who gets samplers in
his pants around Christmas. Now, see you take those four
packages there, and I'll carry these couples. Hey, what's in
this big one?
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Here?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Which one?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
This one?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:42):
That?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Why that's a new aluminum baking dish I got France?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
There?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Oh a cameus ole egg. Come no, you mean cast role, dearie,
I do not cast role is medicine.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
That's castor oil.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Well, then what's a cam us all?
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Well, a camera soul is Well, it's.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
The start of it, you see. So it is something
you cook in.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Well, it could be in hot mother.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Anyway. I bet that's a good person.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh we'll never get to the post office if people
keep coming in like this. See who it is, diddy.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Hey, it's Guildersleeve with an armful of Christmas presents and
a big smile on his string. Oh, must be bringing
us our press.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Oh and I haven't got his wrapped up yet.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Well, come in, come in, come in.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Well, hello, mister Gildersleeve. How nice to.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
See you, Hi, guildy old man. You're looking well? A
new suit?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Why no, it's the same suit I always wear.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Well, it certainly looks nice. Have a chair, mister.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Gilw a cigar?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Yeah, no thanks, I just dropped it.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Oh, dear missus Gildersleeve, why she's splendid.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
But the reason I can.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I was just saying to Molly. Molly, I says, we
gotta do something nice for Gildersleeve this Christmas. He's been
a mighty fine neighbor, I says, And I says.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yes, McGee, I said, he's been so nice to us.
I said, though I hope he doesn't give us anything.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Well, I'm glad you feel that way about it, missus McGee,
because I'm not giving you anything.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
That is the same old suit you got on in
it getting pretty baggy too, he has.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Was there something you wanted, mister Gildersleeve. We were just
leaving for the post office.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Oh yes, McGee told me this morning you were going
to the post office. I just stopped him to see
if you'd mail lease package. Just called me while you
were down there.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Hey wait a minute, why shuts. We've already got more.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Than we can and I wish you'd buy me some
stamps too.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
While you're at.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
It, say you might save time, mister Gildersleeve, to get
your stamps at Kramer's drug store.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Oh, they're too expensive down there.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
What do you mean expensive? Stamps are the same everywhere.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
I know, But I hate to go into a store
and buy stamps. They don't make any profit on them,
so I usually make a few purchases to he's my conscience.
Speaker 9 (07:05):
Oh I see, yes.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
The last time I bought a two cent stamp in
the drug store, I came home with a hot water bottle,
toy submarine, three rolls of film, a rental detective story,
and a couple of bad menton rackets, and a big
gob hot pudge on my next Such.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
A guy as fat as you are has got no
business eating hot pudge.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Woo's fat.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Well, besides you, there's Oliver Hardy, John Wilson, Paul Whiteman.
Oh you're a hard man. McGee.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Now let's not get into any argument.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Boys.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
We'll get your stamps for you.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Mister.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
What kind do you want?
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Well, I want two sheets of pies, four sheets of ones,
one sheet of twos, and three sheets of poor.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Spit out your gum and do it again.
Speaker 9 (08:02):
Well, all right?
Speaker 6 (08:03):
One, three seats of tools, two threes, four fives and
fives of fours.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Habo, six, the ones, and half a dozen of the others.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yielder sleeves. They don't make any four cents damp.
Speaker 9 (08:14):
Oh, yes they do.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
They do not. They don't do they do not, they
do not do. Boy, well, if I knew as a
little about my own government, is this big chowder head.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Don't you call me a chowderhead, you little termite yielder sleeve.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
One of these days you're gonna exonerate me too far.
And I still say, they don't make any four cents damp.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
How do you know?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Because I used to work in the post office. That's
how I know.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
That's so.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yes, that's so. I started working in the post office
when I was knee high to a mail box. He did,
he did. I had charge of the branch in the
Savoy Hotel, stamping at the Savoy Meogee.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
I was noticed.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Stamping at the Samory McGee. Slick of silk and strong
as Sampson that slamming a sack of certain or single
handed on a schooner sailorm to the south seeves first
streamliner schedule to scoop the Sioux City celebrated to the salary,
saving super sailsman by selling scores a six cent stamps,
the sentimental sailors sending souvenirs to Swedish and Samoa, Siam,
Sealon San Salvador in similar scattered seaports smilements, singing as
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I stamped and sealed stuff from city to city and
state to state.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
A solid civil servants, serving.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Citizens and scamped. Let's get down to the post office
and buy this lux some stamp.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Hell whoever is four windows?
Speaker 9 (11:07):
Stm sir.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Boy, of these packages are getting heavy, Molly, I'll sure
be glad to unload them.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Well, we won't unload them very quick there.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Look at the long lines in front of the windows.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Oh boy, hey, folks, you mind if we squeeze in here.
We got an important engagement we'd like to get.
Speaker 10 (11:29):
Only you think you are waiting a line like the
rest of us.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Maybe we better go to the end of the line. Mom,
it's more democratic.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
The gee.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Do you realize how many people are ahead of us
in this line?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Huh? Seventy three and a good thing too, keeps them
off the streets.
Speaker 9 (11:51):
The gee.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
This man standing in front of me, huh, I wish
he'd turn around and face the way everybody else did.
He's got a blank look on his face.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
That bob as me somehow, I'll move aside a little.
I can't see over these facts.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
You see him there?
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Oh that ain't his face? Hey, Bud, you got your
two pay on backwards?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
My goodness, thanks load. Oh look big, here comes missus Uppingston,
missus Uppington.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
What's she doing in a post office? Don't you know?
These places are infested with common people.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I see she brought her pekingese along to lick the
stamps for or? Oh, how do you do, missus Uppington?
So nice to see you.
Speaker 11 (12:36):
How do you do?
Speaker 12 (12:36):
Miss McGhee?
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Ten, mister McGee, hi uppy, Hi puppy, good hitting for
a lot of people.
Speaker 12 (12:44):
Do you have to stand in line like that? Do
you know anyone in an executive position who did care
of you?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Well?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Me and Jim Parley was great.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Fouls up me.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
But Jim don't work here anymore, and I don't know
the new guy decides we're no better than anyone else.
Speaker 12 (12:59):
I ain't seen. Yeah as the same goos you have
something there kneeling your kuitness second?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Oh no, no, we just brung them down here to
see if they were wrapped up as pekies. Other people.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Say, while we're kicking the asket basket around a again,
what's the idea of bringing that dime sized doberman in here?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (13:23):
Oh, you mean Sefie you? Isn't she sweet little darling?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Wonderful? An am? I? I always wondered how you said
Helo in Pekinese?
Speaker 12 (13:39):
Hasn't she a sweet little taste? Such bright eyes and
such animations?
Speaker 10 (13:43):
You know?
Speaker 12 (13:43):
Sometimes I could almost believe she was laughing at Smith.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
She's really intelligent? How would she help it?
Speaker 12 (13:51):
She is really intelligent, missus McGee. Her mother was Champion
POD's mister do Brownie. The kid's a Philadelphia.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Oh who was her father? Or am I putting Fieffee
on the spot?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
I knew she was either from Philadelphia or New York uppy.
She's got that mutter podon.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Look, don't thank him for that. I still don't know
why you should bring her into the post office, missus Uppington,
when everything is so busy.
Speaker 12 (14:21):
Oh will I wanted her to mix with the crowds,
missus McGee. She gives her some real holiday atmosphere. This
is Steffie's don't Christmas?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
You know, isn't it?
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Seefee?
Speaker 4 (14:34):
She must that one uppy? She said hello again?
Speaker 12 (14:39):
Well, if she did, she must have had a very
good reason for it. Tho, Sefie is a very intelligent
dog and very valuable tool. She's worth at least two
thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Two thousand dollars?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
What do you mean? Two thousand dollars?
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Why shucks?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
That's more than I'm worth. Will Some dogs are.
Speaker 12 (14:55):
Worth more than others.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
A good way.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Also worth more than others. Teddy Roosevelt slaved the rough
riders with that one.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I wish we could get up to the window. This
line has moved two feet and a half hour.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
I'll take care of that.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Watch me, Hey up ahead there, can't you move along
any faster?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Okay, okay, okay, I'm just asking.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
You're getting tired, Molly, I certainly am. My feet are
beginning to agitate for better working conditions.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Mine too. I wish we could say, prim oh, hello there,
little girl? What are you doing here?
Speaker 8 (15:36):
I'm mailing Santi claus of ches are you no?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
We're not?
Speaker 11 (15:41):
Whine?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Huh? What'd you say?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Plans?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Never mind? What'd you ask Santa Claus In your letter.
Speaker 8 (15:49):
I asked him to make the man next jor not
mad at me anymore, because I don't think he's gonna
give me anything for Christmas.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
A ches what juvenile peccadillo arouses antipathy?
Speaker 11 (16:00):
Sister, Hm, see what's the matter with you?
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Pardon?
Speaker 8 (16:11):
Mester said?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
What did you do that made the man next next
door mad at you?
Speaker 8 (16:16):
Last summer? I went in here backyard and I picked
some of his permissions? Coming here's what permission? You know,
it's a kind of a fruit that makes the picker pocket.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Oh, I feel what you mean? Why didn't you ask
him if you could pick him?
Speaker 8 (16:35):
I was afraid he wouldn't give his per simmon, you
mean his permission?
Speaker 4 (16:42):
No, I picked his permissions, look says, you don't pick permissions,
you give per simmons, or you for snipped. Let's start
over again and make.
Speaker 8 (16:53):
It pairs, almighty grizzly pears are teddy pairs?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Oh, you're mailing a letter to Santa Claus?
Speaker 11 (17:01):
Are you sure you see here?
Speaker 8 (17:04):
Kids?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Oh? Say, that's pretty good handwriting, says I know. Don't
tell me you wrote that.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
No, my papa wrote it. I always asked him to
write my Sandy Claus letter.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
That's a very good idea, shore kid.
Speaker 11 (17:20):
I bet you.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Oh, us kids do that because their papas all believe
in Sanny Claus. Oh they do, so why should we
tell them any different if it makes them happy?
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Hey, Molly, what makes this whole line of people give
that sudden jerk every few minutes?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Why don't you know that seventh plane ahead has got
the hiccuffs?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
All I gotta say, h harlow, Hey, take my place
in this line a while, will you? I want to
go sit on someplace for a wik me too.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
See, I'm sorry, folks, I'd like to, but I haven't
got time. I just dashed in here to mail some
special orders to Racine, Wisconsin.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
What do you mean by special orders? Says he, with
a sly twinkle in his eye.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Well you know how important it is to have a
home clean and shining with Johnson's wax when all the
family is home for the holidays, Yes we do, And
how gleaming hospitality of johnson waxed floors and furniture lends
an air of cheerfulness to Yule tide.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Gathering, and naturally understand all and.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
How Johnson's wax will beautify and protect against the wear
and tear of Christmas and New Year's celebrations.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
What's so special about that?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Old just to get the orders in on time? Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:37):
I see, so you can do your Christmas shipping early.
Don't you get the money? Life?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Tain't funny making you are Christmas shipping ear. That's pure
golden vandam for rime money yell.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
The only difference between flipper and a corn crib is
that you can hear the corns his crack.
Speaker 12 (19:09):
See, who'd have thought.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
We'd have to stand in line this long two weeks
before Christmas.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Cushions, falling chairs might as well be comfortable while you wait,
Folks like us. Falling chairs cushions get your oh horder?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Killow, mister old timer.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Since wheny you been working in the post office? Old timer?
Speaker 5 (19:27):
No, I'm kind of a pensioner around here.
Speaker 10 (19:29):
Kids.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
They give me the job and memory of my sister Nellie.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Oh, oh dear, what happened to your sister Nelly?
Speaker 5 (19:39):
We never knew daughter. She was a pony express rider
in eighteen forty eight. One day she disappeared mail bag
and on alas figured she must have got caught in
the landslide. Reckless critter Nelly was.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
But me and Ma we never give.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Up, hope.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
We always stop at some day telling his.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
United States name.
Speaker 12 (20:12):
Hey, now it's me.
Speaker 11 (20:14):
Your brother, Hi, Roy, Hi, small hie.
Speaker 9 (20:19):
Where are you been?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
That's hard by engine? Just that weighs three days ago
they got great news for you, Roy, but they discovered
gold in California. You do say they're not gonna sayle Roy.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Soon as I delivered this name, I gotta go home
and get a clean shirt.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
This buskin's beginning to chase me.
Speaker 11 (20:42):
Yeah, mad way for the US nail you, sir, with.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
The King's man saying Hilda.
Speaker 9 (21:08):
A lord Hilda who plays in the band, And Jesus
me down and tell you she's m I got trick.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Tricking up so high it beat so quick. Then she
gets up with a big hutrick boom boo boo. Every teller,
bastard teller, did you see my way? She keeps beating
and re beating. Never in your life he would be
a little love less for you.
Speaker 9 (21:36):
Risk Crasberry bom bom boom boom boom boom boom boom.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Oh man, may does he love you? Oh Ma, here,
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my goodness, you have toy that big agging hearty glades,
sit your inning pain, and until the day you say abel.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
The night's part still be sainess.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
Tell me waiting pace.
Speaker 9 (22:28):
A lord Silda who played in the band.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
She played me dron and tell you see grand I
had god drink drink if you so high, it'd be
so quick. Then she gets up with a big heart
rick every fellow but the pallor dileave me my bife.
She gets beating andry beeating. Never in your life, Eva
(22:56):
loudness fort this crassyble.
Speaker 9 (22:59):
Boot boom.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.
Speaker 11 (23:24):
McGee, dearie, let me take those packages the while.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Your arms must be numb.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
There's so much my arms. It's it's my foot, my
footest Oh hey, bud, you in front of me there
see your but I don't like to be rude, and
you'll please forgive me for introducing myself.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
I am Feber McGhee, very happy to meet you, said
your but meet me to introduce me?
Speaker 5 (23:50):
I am Pedro Gonzal's gomes vodagus. But edit it pretty.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Hippy, real rud. Now that we know each other, will
you please get off my foot? Thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
It's for another he displeasure to do business with you
anytime I can get off your foots.
Speaker 9 (24:16):
Please let me know.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I don't think I won't budd.
Speaker 7 (24:24):
You.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Sound like two gentlemen of the old school with apples
for the teacher.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Oh well, dear, I am so tired me too. For
two cents I dumped these are there?
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Good game, my dear, And a dull December to you
crab me.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Hi Boomer, what are you doing in the post office?
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Mister Boomer? Always come in here to write my letters? Small,
smart and smell nine wonderful feeling to be able to
walk away from a federal pen without hearing bloodhounds in
the distance.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
I hope you're writing your dear old mother a Christmas letter, mister.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Boomer, exactly what I am doing, my dear. Have to
be careful what I say too. The warden reads every
word of a letter. Let's be seen, now, what did
I do with Mother's letter?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Like to read it to you, Boomer? We're too tired.
Speaker 9 (25:18):
Now.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Let me see when I put Mother's letter, had it
right here a moment ago. Here's the short end of
an exploded cigar, just the butt of an old joke,
you might say. Invitation to a New England boiled dinner
ought to be interesting. Never been boiled at in New
England's dinner.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
I'll never mind, looking, mister Boomer, we're in no mood.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
What's this? Pair of cellphane gloves? Very handy to let
your left hand know what your right hand is doing.
A couple of diamonds, shoulder clips I picked up as
I shouldered my way out of a clip joint, and
check well, well, imagine had a check made out to
a man named Mortis Pan. Mortis Pan was m O
(26:05):
y T. I excuse me while I go practice the
signature today, My dear, you don't.
Speaker 7 (26:18):
What a crook?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Isn't he though he was born with a gold chisel
in his mouth? How many ahead of the theory?
Speaker 4 (26:25):
I'm about ready to give up here? Only three? Now,
I'm only just hang on, Oh it's only two. Lady
just got through.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Hold the packages to one side, dear, I want to
lean against you a few minutes.
Speaker 9 (26:35):
All right, you're next, madam.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Hey, come on, we're next to the window. Molly, thank good,
and sis will soon be over.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
That's what I say.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
I'm completely exhausted, all right, Share you're next, ah bud,
you're a sight for sore eyes here. Oh wait, then,
packages and tell me how much postage.
Speaker 9 (26:53):
Sorry, sir, can't do that here.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Why not if we've been standing line here for three hours?
Speaker 5 (26:57):
This is a money order window.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
You'll have to get in that long lie.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Over there, Biber and Molly will be back in just
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a moment. Well, these certainly are busy times for all
of us. There are so many more things to do
than we can possibly squeeze into every twenty four hours.
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(27:47):
There's practically no work to it at all.
Speaker 10 (27:49):
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Speaker 1 (27:51):
Onto your clean floor, spread it around and let it dry.
Come back in twenty minutes to find a sparkling surface.
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Two.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the prevention and control of tuberculosis is
a year round fight, but only at Christmas time are
you asked for financial support and encouragement.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
That's right, so be sure your letters and packages are
decorated with Christmas deals.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Thank you, and good night, good night.
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