6-25 Segment 3 - Talking about movies + Getting a pool in your backyard is even more expensive than you think

Talking about movies + Getting a pool in your backyard is even more expensive than you think

Episode Transcript

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And you know what, like peoplecan chirup on above ground pool because people
do. I used to have oneback in the day. It's nice.
A pool is a pool. Anythingyou could jump in it is good.
Oh god, Kate and I wereimagining. We're just sitting I'm trying to
get my tan on, you know, I'm just like I take that,
I got the hose. I'm likemissing. I'm just looking out watching the
golfers play. They're like their proam or whatever it is or and then

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we just kind of watching them likeI'm looking down in my backyard. Like,
god, Kate, if we didhave a pool, we would be
in that damn thing all the time. I think we really, we have
enough room to do one. Ohgod, yeah, so do it.
It costs money, a lot,go and work out a deal, a
lot of money, and it's likea two year wait to get a pool
put in. I'm gonna go througha lot of different things. Unless you're

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a former Blues play. Yeah,that's true, because I do know guys
that own some cut pool companies,and they probably would take care of me.
But it's a commitment. Our yardis beautiful, man, Like you're
ripping that thing up like it betterlook good like you gotta put a fence
around. Gotta put a fence aroundit. Our deck probably needs to be
taken out and redo it. Thiscost it I'm not there yet. Twelve
K? Are you crazy? TwelveK for an ing ground pool? Am

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I wrong? Oh my god,Jimmy, You're not even in the same
planet. It's gonna cost one hundredand fifty at least what to put in
a pool. Yes, yes,you're damn right man, all that dude,
you gotta rip the whole deck out. You gotta dig all this stuff
up. You gotta put all thisconcrete. It is a pain in the

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all right, when baseball season ends, before it gets too cold, you
pay me one hundred and fifty Kand I'll put that pool in for you.
Text beautiful text into the audio exchange, texting noodle, how much is
a nice ground pool with a fenceand all that with a new deck?
An, I'll redo your deck andfifty what's gonna you know what, I'm
gonna hundred grand I'm gonna contract thatout and I'm gonna I'm gonna take thirty

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k right off the top. Imean, well, yeah, like that's
it's Jim twelve k. Dude,are you kidding for a little ing ground
pool? No, man, youdig a hole? Uh huh, I'm
putting Maggie down. So much moreto it, dude. Then you start
cementing the Uh, you gotta getapproved, Mason's gotta be No. If
we're gonna do it, we're gonnago all out, and we just you

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know, it's just too much,too much money. The average cost to
install an en ground pools between thirtythousand and fifty thousand, but the cost
can run over one hundred thousand ifyou're a fancy lad. When you add
extra amenities like slides of water featuresand the light at lighting. You want
a saltwater pool, you want aheater, which costs My deck would be

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at the tear. It would costover. I was envisioning a very simple
pool like Clark Griswold was getting.You remember Christmas Vacation. You never saw
that either, No, you neversaw Christmas Vacation. I'm familiar the scroll
in the tree. But no,I'm sure I've had weird I'm sure I've
had opportunities and just chose to dosomething else within your family. Watch Christmas

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Vacation around the holidays. We watchedElf every year. That's a such a
good one. Will Fair. Henever saw Christmas Vacation. It's my favorite
movie. We never saw top tenmovie ever. He never saw Godfather.
I've definitely had opportunities and just walkedout of the room for that one,
just because I'm like, uh,you know, when you watch Christmas Vacation,

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the first part comes on with theanimated Santa Claus and playing that play
in that, I'm like, I'min my happy place, dude. I
could. I could reenact every singleline from every single person and I still
watch it every single week. Neversaw a Christmas Story either. Oh god,
now that movie sucks. Is thatthe moment they guy never got into
it? They licked the pole,Yeah, tongue gets stuff. Yeah yeah,

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yeah yeah. I never got intothat. Almost took his eye out
with the BB gun. The kidnever made me laugh. The movie never
made me feel christmasy. I didn'tlike the parents. It's like that fifties
parent. They're all kind of likenah, you know, it just didn't
do anything. Christmas Story did nothingfor me. Christmas Vacation different story.
Christmas Vacation, Like I think you, I watch it three four times during

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one holiday season. It's great,don't Eddie is iconic, the backcrap crazy
brother of Dennis Quaid. No,Dennis, No, he's doing tennis play.
And this was like proper, kindof like like a normal actor of
Randy and also now a staunch conservativeand his brother I don't think is one

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way or the other Democratic Republican,but he's big into the conspiracy theory.
He thinks the FBI and CIA wasout to get him and watching them and
his Twitter account's scary. He andhis wife from the run has it really
yeah, because they bounced checks andstuff. Oh Man tuned to set.
A friend of mine at Chesterfield justgot a pool put in hundred and seventy

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five thousand, and let's see,well, David, we brought our house
because the backyard was two hundred andfifty k just for the outside part and
pool. That's that's today's cause changeda lot last ten years. Pool sixty
k in twenty fourteen when we gotbids. Now it's different. I told
you it is after COVID. Everybody'sput in pools during COVID and they got

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so backed up and it just theprice just went through the roof dude,
because of Putin, because of Peyton, God dang it, bouting. It's
funny doing when people talking about theeconomy and inflation, which isn't going down,
it's just slowed because it compounds.But they always say gas rent,

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buying a house food. I neverhear in ground pools. I never hear
that, yeah, big time.I mean, they're not in necessity,
but they're just they're part of thatprice hike. Man. You just they're
backed up. It's crazy for aguy that's never played coach or been in
general manager hockey, Bob sure actslike he knows a lot about it.

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I've never seen The Godfather either,and now I don't want to because de
Niro is such a bitch boy.Oh god, he is painful, I
know, but I could separate thetwo. So can I again? Can
I let me just say? Buthe is a bit You can You can
even still be friends with someone whosees it completely unless we gotta stop.

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You think you could be friends withRobert de Niro. Now, all he
does is talk about how he hatesTrump and Trump's out to get him and
he's part of that time. That'sall he does on TV right, dude,
he's a psycho. You think heeverywhere he goes, he probably talks
about that. You know, ofthose people they brought him in, dude,
I got him in to do that. They're in the Trump trial,

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just to rip the guy. Youdon't know, Daniro like de Niro could
be like, Hey, I hadcoffee with de Niro and he was complaining
that the blueberries were stale, andthe blueberry muffins were stale. Right,
you don't know, You don't know, you're right, but I would bet
you, but everyone like him would. All he would talk about is Trump
and and it's in his soul nowand he can't get escape from it.

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He's going crazy. He's he's actinglike a fool. Just talking about it
is driving him nuts. He's gotthat drain syndrome. He'd probably be annoying
to talk. Now. Charlie doesn'tlike me anymore, but I still love
Charlie and we argue politics all thetime. Hey, Cole, Uh,
this is funny. Maddy brought thisup yesterday. Tiffany went up to him
and goes, hey, you knowthis Friday, what if we we go

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in there and sit down and Maddiesits with Jess like they're a couple.
Kate since with Tiffany like they're acouple. And then me and Charlie sit
next to each other like we're acouple. And then you're like right there
or whatever, like your our sonor something, double up like you're our
son. It'll be hilarious. He'llbe like, what is going on here?
Wouldn'd be funny? That's a goodidea by Tiffany. Well, modern

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family, that thing, like,well, who's this guy that's our son?
No son, me and Charlie.No, you should say, you
should say we have a three wayrelation. Oh yeah, yes, we're
confused. We have. Charlie andI have an open relation. And I'll
like be real close to Charlie andI'll kind of have my hand on him.
Oh yeah, and then and thenCharlie should have his hand on him.

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Oh my god. We could toywith him. We'll toy with him.
He thinks he's gonna get one onus. Except sometimes when you're dealing
with the veteran comedian and you thinkyou can toy with them, you probably
can't. No way, this guy'sI was telling him before the show.
I was at a comedy show witha bunch of former high school buddies,

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and uh, those guys had afew I don't I don't get sloppy,
but these guys were a little sloppy, making a little noise. And the
comedian came after one of my buddies, and the comedian tried to get him
in the corner. It's like,you know, going after him, and
he's like, you know, whyaren't you laughing? And he said,
well, say something funny, andmy buddy almost had his back to the

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comedian, say something funny, andthen the audience laughed. He my buddy
got it. And then the guytried to come in on my buddy and
all my buddy did same thing,kind of looking over his shoulder like you
don't even matter, said got me. And when he said got me,
the place started laughing. And thecomedian was shook. But he was.

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But he wasn't a big he wasn'ta headliner. These guys that are the
best, they know how to carvepeople. They'll get you. That's what
I was thinking, was there's noway this guy was the guy. This
had to have been someone who justgot five minutes ye was working on it.
Wasn't open, my guy, butit was a brook between. They
got something to say to you,and they got something backed up to say

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to you, then something back.They know what you're gonna say back to
them, even if it's that.The good ones, they'll have something ready,
some ammo to pounce on you.So fast, dude, the good
ones, they're professionals, just likeman. I'm telling you some of these
guys you play in the locker roomwith that are so witty. Even though
you think you're starting to chirp backa little bit, they'll always want help
you. God dig it, putme my thront. Man, all right,

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you almost had it. Oh Iswallow. You need the Heimlin.
You need the Heimlin. Yeah,come over here real quick. That put
it in your buddy's Would you gomouth the mouth? No, Heimlich is
just pulling you in, maybe breakingyour stern them. I'll break your stern
them if you want. You gottago hard, man, get that thing
on to me. You ever chokedbefore on food, you know, when

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you were young or anything? No, the only time that when I had
COVID and I couldn't breathe, andmy wife called the the paramedics, and
then I was like, I'm okay, I'm okay. I'm not going.
I'm not going. I'm not gettinginto ambulance. That's what I'm dying.
That's when the price goes up.Oh yeah, I don't care. I

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mean, no offense got to doit. I have insurance. But I
just felt like, you know,if you're an adult and you're okay,
now, I'm not getting in theI know. But they were like,
you have to go see the doctortomorrow. I will. It made me.
I choked on a chicken bone onetime. It was bad. We
scared. Yeah, finally came outwas nasty. Yeah. Man, that

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was scary. That happened. Itis scary. It is scary. It
could happen. Uh. Did youguys see the video of the dude from
from Texas electrocuted in a hot tubin Mexico? Yes? I did.
After thinking about it, I can'tbelieve that doesn't happen all the time with
all the lights and electric next tothe water. Buddy Chains, I saw
that video. It's a good point. I saw something. It's not excuse
me, that was scary. Fromleft center field, boy, we're a

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flea un formidable force known as EDFcroup. Damn it. God, yeah,
this guy check him out, beout out. This guy's in the
nice resume go, yeah, Ido. This guy's in the hot tub
and there's tons of people around duringthe day and somebody's filming. He gets
in there is I get him out? We can't touch him. Yeah,
that's gonna be a lawsuit going onbig time. And but buddy, change

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is right, Like a lot ofpeople have like the pool set up with
lights and everything. God, yeah, one goes into the pool. I
know, like you gotta makeshift poolthat you want to do it yourself from
the back like probably hockey bocas.Let's let's assess this real quick, like
risk management. Okay, cam's thinkinga pool one hundred and fifty thousand dollars

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and possible electrocution. Nope, yeah, pool is about two hundred k twelve
thousand. Ha Cole, have youseen Caddy shack uh bits And he's a
no no, I know this scene? So what so that stance? Yeah,
he was great. He didn't becomepopular until late age man Dangerfield.

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Oh he was he was, trustme. He was an a lister.
Well he said he make money untilhe was older. I don't know if
he didn't make money, but hewas an a lister for a while,
and then you know, sometimes theold school guys kind of fade back,
and then he and then the moviehe's on top making a ton of money.
Yeah, but he was a ver. I mean, he's a well
known I thought, well paid.Maybe they didn't pay him a lot back

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then, but he was an alister in his prime before the research.
She was afraid of the dogs shesaw me naked. Not she's afraid of
the light. Yeah. Yeah,he'd always he was great, get great.
It's like the old school humor.But it's still funny to me,
you know what I mean. Iput my coin and see what has to
kiss me good night. The greatestold school comedian to me was Rickles.

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He'd go, he'd go after everyonecouldn't do it today, but he did
it in a way that was sofunny, that was almost like it's also
bonding, you like, unifying.Yeah, he especially with the sensitivities around
the Jewish community with his humor.He said he he said a funny thing,
calling everybody Jewish. He was athe was on a date at a

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restaurant and Marlon Branda was there andhis buddies. One he goes with the
mart Hey, come over and sayno, it was Sinatra. Sinatra,
come over and say hi to mebecause I got this date. Sinatra goes
away, Hey, man, what'sgoing on? Get off me? I
mean meaning, what do you do? And leave me alone? But he
said he was with a date andso and he said to Frank Sinatra,
who's yeah, got the big tablebecause he's the king. He's the king.

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And he said, come and justsay hi. I impress. And
then he does and he goes,Frank, I've told you not when I'm
eating. How great is this is? Great? Man? Corey Perry loses
four Stanley Cup finals on four differentteams within five years. Oh yeah,
he's a cancer. No, hewon in oh seven. Oh no,

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that's that's not a cancer. Thatmeans you're good. He's playing. That's
not a chirp. That just meansyou're at you. He's probably he got
drafted a year after after me.I think he's like thirty seven, thirty
eight. Oh go yeah, butpeople are chirping. I'm like, no,
you're not the cancer. You helpthese teams get to always sarcastic.
Yeah, no, that's that's that'smore like, that's that's your wilchair big

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time. But somebody came on thatex player Mark Methought's like, did no,
this is great for your resume.Man, you've been there five times.
Pronger has to chirp him. Hetook teams to the final, but
he just couldn't get over the edgebecause he was playing forty minutes the night.
He had one knee and I cancussed. Boy he was good god
and nasty, mean mean, smart, mean just I mean, oh,

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be watching the mail for your Jellyof the Month club passes. It's great,
that's great man. Let's see here. You'd be lucky to get get
done what you want done for onehundred and fifty k I know, how
could it be that expense? Howcould people afford it? What do you
do? Well? Like that atthe Lake of the Ozarks with their lake
house, what do you do whenwe're driving down the lake, we're looking

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at these manasions? What do youdo? What do you do? What
do you do? Well? You'rePatrick Mahomes. He just built a monster
down to the Lake of the Ozarks. He really, yes, I'll be
going down there fourth of July.Monster. Hey, I'm a Jackson and
Brittany. We're gonna lay low.It's fourth of July. I just want
to creep out and do a coupleof things and see the water and whatnot.
I just want to be on thedock. I haven't been down there

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in years, so my buddy checkout our old house and stuff like that.
But I think it's like a twounit condo where they're going to run
them out. Yeah, And Ithink it's right by the water and they
got it for a pretty good price. Yeah, So I guess there's a
different options. There's totally different options. But you just see these these mansions.
Not only are they mansions on cliffsides with a with a with a

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pool that looks like it's going overthat costs already half a million. The
house is probably four million. Thenyou got a doc that's a million.
Then you got three million dollar apieceboats that cost you property tax, all
that stuff. What do you donow that's your that's your lake house.
What do you do for a living? Ain'tsman in politics? Yeah? You

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could be in Congress in politics?Aoc worth what fifty four millions? And
I don't know, I never sawthat verified that that's what. But all
of them, all of them comein poor and leave as multimillion filthy rich.
And that's why when Bernie says,if you notice, I used to
against the millionaires and billionaires, butnow I'm a multi millionaire, I will

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only rail against billionaires. Yeah,like, come on, you lost me
at that point. Minimum name isBernie, and I can kick any younger
guys. But minimum one hundred andsixty for a pool, at another thirty
to fifty for landscaping, another twentyfor a deck. That's why those stats
are from nineteen forty. No fromg Way, that's the average. Okay,

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I don't know it called you gotit, take your time, Sharon.
Both trophies might not be present,but there is a talk of having
a parade for Tatum and Kachuck,which would be awesome too. Great represented
represented represented representatives for our city.Man. I couldn't say it. I
just I just couldn't say it.Bill and Jeff co I don't know about

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that. I just don't know ifthey're gonna do. You know, it
is what it is. I startedpricing an in ground pool for my house
and just to get started with thirtyfive thousand that was just a start,
no landscaping, nothing, And atthat point I decided to go with an
inflatable one from Walmart. This istricky news. I jumping in the flatable
pool, just sitting in that damnthing. I don't care. It's a
hundred guy that was hot golfing yesterday. Got it was like terrible. Oh

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it was that terrible? Oh yeah, yea, I'm hearing cam in the
No, I don't hear them.Thank god, How did you? How
did you? How did you hitit? Terrible? Not good? No,
terrible because of the heat. No, I don't know. I just
was terrible. Like, man,man, you know then you gotta be
extra funny. They did pay me. Maddie was just your hype man.

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He just yeah, he's just hangingout. That's talks for people, smoking
cigars, doing his thing old Waynohere, I kind of compared. Could
Chuck dive to the to save thatgoal? Almost as epic of Lebron's chase
down the block on a I Dolain the finals. Yeah, but like
that was probably more meaningful. Matthewsaved it and then a sudden David's score.

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Right, It's not like Lebron blockedit off the backboard, then a
ricocheted out and Klay Thompson fielded itfor a three pointer. Like no one
will be talking about that block.Yeah, exactly, exactly. That's exact
reason why I wanted Florida to win. Cam. Those liberal cancelure culture writers
like Rick Westhead, who makes hiswhole living off the Kyle Beach story in

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twenty eighteen Team Cannon scandal is pathetic. I'm gonna cancel you like we're cool.
We're gonna better ance. That istrue. There are some riders that
just want to get you, man, They're just all about that. Cam
Brady could chuck touch it since hisbrother won it. I don't I didn't
see him doing it. I wouldsay I wouldn't do that, you know
what I mean? Cam? WhatBar are you going to tonight for bar

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Rescue? The folks want to know. Oh, let's see. I don't
think you're supposed to tell. Yeah, maybe you're right. You don't want
it to be like an atypical crowd, so don't tell. But I think
that Bar Rescue put out something.People are texting me that they are they're
gonna be in Saint Louis, andI think they do. I don't know.
Should I I got a it's it'sa little it's a little dive,

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so you're gonna be out until onein the morning. Yeah, well I
got I got it right here?Do you guys? Should I say it?
I don't know, top shooter.I don't want to hear any complaints
about it, because I know someonewho comes in after being at a game
till one in the morning. Yeahno, I'm gonna have to suck it
up. Damn right. You won'thave to suck it up. We're talking
about someone though, who likes tobe in bed at about seven twenty seven

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pm. Yeah, that's true.And then I got this, and then
Andy for two hours, and thenJordan Bennington Live tomorrow. Yes, dude,
you're gonna be in rough shape.Mm hmmm, because you were in
rough shape when you did that auctionwith Lozy. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
I was in rough shape even whenI did the little speech for the

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Blues the other day. Oh yeah, I know. You gotta suck it
up, man, Sometimes you gottasuck it up. We're performers. It's
right, You're damn right. Weare entertainers. I'm kind of jealous.
I want to sit down with Benner. Yeah, he's that's the guy I
want to interview. You know,he's cool. We were waiting for a
while because we want them live,you know what I mean, right and
talk. He's a Game seven winner, you know. I want to get

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to know like stuff about him.Yeah. I mean it's one thing to
go back and you know, relivehis best moment. I want to know
about you. I want to knowabout what you do. Man, what
do you got going? Like?What do you what's what are you all
about? Like? I think I'mtalking to Sunny Gray today and I've talked
to him before for pregame, butI want to kind of for a guy
who's so locked and I want toknow like what he does to relax.

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Yeah, he's got his kids arounda lot. That's cool. Yeah.
So Maddie was ripping cigars and slangingkicks out of his trunk at a charity
golf event. That's amazing kind ofYeah. But he's he's connected with Frost
and all those guys. So that'sthat's why he's connected with everybody. Yes,
he is, Maddie Weiner's connected.He's a maid. Man oh man,
oh man, the one home right, across the street from ours is
a triple wide lot. Their landscapingcosts as much as our home. It's

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nuts. Yeah, I just sometimesyou look at some of these houses and
you just wonder, what what areyou doing finance? Probably you know you
own an insurance company, Like whatdo you do? You do something important?
Wow, that's a lot of money. Now, Lake House Man,
here's what we gotta do. Wegotta get a sponsor for the show.

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Yeah, you gotta get you adiscounted price because it's a friend, it's
a connection, it's something. Wegotta get a sponsor on the show.
One of these I don't know whoputs inground pools in a place. I
know, buddy, all right,you know work got a sponsorship. We'll
get you like we got to likeseven seventy five percent. We're backed up

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I don't know. He didn't tellme not to. But what about the
bar. Here's my thing. IfI were you, I would try not
to mess it up. So offeranything unless you know you're allowed to off.
Yeah, then you already say thecity is into like that's fine,
somewhat deep into Illinois. Yeah.I didn't even sit because I didn't know
it. Now I do because Ijust looked it back up. What's the
city. Uh, the city isSmithton, Illinois. It could be a

(25:15):
lot of it's a little town,Smithton, Illinois, I'll text you can
be a lot of bars out there. Yeah. Every looks like a tiny
town. Every city's got multiple bars, looks like but I think the city
knows that something bar uh bar rescueis coming in town. People are like
talking about or whatever. They're allgonna be on their worst behavior so they
can get on TV. Yeah probably, yeah, maybe like stupid dropping things.

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Oh oh sorry, I dropped myglass handing out free cocktails of people.
You know what I mean. Allright, let's go to break.
We're gonna regroup. Don't go anywhere. We'll be back. Hot Takes,
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