6-25 Segment 4 - We're gearing up for the Olympics and their preposterous events + Wild boars are dangerous

We're gearing up for the Olympics and their preposterous events + Wild boars are dangerous

Episode Transcript

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Back so hot it takes Central alwaysstreaming live on the five ninety the Fan
Act. I read my dudes timeafter time. I've done my sentence,
but committed no crime and mistakes.I've made a few. I've had my

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chair built my friend to me.I mean, imagine the royalties these guys
are making office create a song thateverybody's gonna use when they win. Every
sports team play it over and overand over again. They don't get paid

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just for this being played in thearena. I don't know. I don't
know, you know what I mean, Oh, would suck if you had
to pay people to just play theirmusic over the speakers, like for like
a pregame playlist or something. Idon't know. I just know. You
just know that song, your songthat you created, is gonna be used

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over and over, probably till theend of time because it just goes with
winn the shelf life. I thinkwhere your music is no longer copyrighted if
I'm not mistake, Yeah, Idon't know, I don't think. I
don't know, But anyway, gethim in by the way. Uh.
The out exchange text line in Kirkwood, Missouri eight five five two eight two

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eight two five five, you cancall into the Marxsipplings phone lines. I
believe Charlie's coming in at eight thirty. Charlie Marlow coming in eight forty.
Hang with him for a little bit. Sorry, but I gotta air this
again. What I think in theopen she calls him Charlie Charlie. I
don't think she says Charlie. Ithink she says, Charlie email her.

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Gotta change that the show open orthe rejoins between segment. No, the
show open at the beginning. Well, let's hear it. Hello, is
that daddy? Dude? This ishot Takes Central. I think it's gonna

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be fun. Now you're Tim Charlieand Tim on five fan. I don't
like her anymore, she says forme, it's Charlie leaves out the arm
Collie, Charlie. That's what hegets. Like he you agree with that?

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Yeah, it says we have thisdebate before you guys were like no,
she says, Charlie, it's prettysubtle. I never would have picked
up on it if you didn't sayit, Charlie Malow. Yeah, Can
I have something else I wanted tobring up yesterday that I forgot so I'm
watching the Olympic trot. Did youwatch any of that? My friends are

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really into it. It's kind ofcool, Like you see the one hundred
meters, you see like guys flyingaround the track as they're picking the American
team. The guys are going torepresent Team USA in Paris. Right,
Yeah, So they had a bunchof different events. It was really cool
watch it. And then they getto steeple chase. Oh why steeplechase?

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This is the horse This is whereguys run around the track then jump over
a little water hazard and keep runningand you can and look, I'm not
trying to I'm not trying to downgradeanyone's athletic ability, but you could see
when it's sprint time these guys weren'tas fast as thee hundred meter guys that

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were like the best in the world. It's steeplechase. You run and you
jump over some water and it justlooked and I'm thinking, is that I
don't remember that as an event.I get I've seen it in the horses,
right, equestrian, Yeah, Inever saw it in the track and
field anyway. So they after everyevent, they're like, there are your
three that are going to Paris.So after they do the steeple chase,

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they're like, and there are yourthree that may maybe going to Paris because
the World steeple Chase Olympic Committee hasstandards that you have to have a time
below this, and they weren't evenclose really, so after everything, it
was like, and there are yourrepresentatives for TBS and this one. They

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didn't know how to handle it,so they go and these three might be
represented. So what do you becauseyour time wasn't slow enough to pass the
minimum steeple Chaselympic time, so wealready they needed no, they might need
it. They have to make aruling or something. This question. I
mean, I'm sorry this steeple ChaseOversight committee. Who comes up with that?

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I have no idea. I meanI have never met anyone that did
steeple chase. Well, it wouldbe cool if, like, you're not
a really good athlete like the bigtop dogs, and there's something in the
Olympics where you could be like Icould I could do this? You can?
Else is competing with the best athletesare running a hundredard dash? What
do you think everyone in this countryis riding a luge? Like you could
go to one of the cold weatherclimates and they actually have like schools like

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Team USA affiliated, like in LakePlacid, where you could try that out
and if you show promise then thatyou might be on a track to do
that way. And for gold it'sI could be I'm gonna go on a
limb here and the text line canhave at it with me, right,
But it might be easier based onthe pool of people that actually lose to

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make the US LOG team then say, being on Team USA basketball. Oh
yeah, yeah, I think there'sless competition, you think. So did
you're making Team one back in theearly nineties to lose, Bob? Did
they win? Did they win?Or did they just I didn't. I
didn't see the ending to the movieLoses, the sport where people die.
I don't want to pay a partin that. Really. Yeah, is

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lose just to jumping on the thingand scre lose is the one one man
where you're laying on like flat onthe back, on your back and you're
zooming and you're totally exposed. Lookskind of fun, but it looks kind
of scary. You got to holdon tight. It's like you take one
of those diner trays and slide downa mountain one hundred miles an hour basically.

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Yeah, so they just fly rightoff that thing. And don't get
me wrong, like there's a realart and skill to it. Yeah,
but in this country, it's notlike you know, Hey, did you
see the kid from Kirkwood. TheyKirkwood's got a really good lose team.
Yeah, exactly. No. Whereare they going to practice that pin valley?
Oh? Man, Yeah, I'llbe I'll be interested in watching all

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that stuff. The steeple chase.When does that go down against? Anyone
have any information on that? No? But how is that? Like you're
just trying to come up with differentvariations because you already have a hundred meters,
you already have hurdles. But whatabout you have worst water? I
mean, the worst that looks madeup is the one where you're skiing and
then you're shooting I like that,and then you're no no, no,

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no no no, you're skiing,and then your country cross country skiing,
dude, it's hard. No nono no, no no no no.
You have your gun on yet crosscountry can trot and a of a sudden,
you go blah blah blah blah blah, and you keep going and keep
going. So it's like a mix. What's the name of it, I
don't know, because it has itsown name. That's weird. I like
that combining that because to me,it was like, all right, let's

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let's make it tougher. All right, so we're gonna take that sport.
So you're gonna like check box,you're gonna go, You're gonna go half
a mile cross country skiing. Thenyou're gonna shoot. Then you're gonna go
a half mile skiing, and they'regonna have an omelet station and whoever can
make the best Western omelet will advance. But it's almost like making a you're

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making up. Now, that's howthey hunt up in the North Man,
that's what they do. They're notwalking. They gotta they take their skis
and they ski around and they huntthat way. So it's kind of makes
sense, not to me, youknow what I mean. They're not appreciating
anyone who could rise to the top, which is something in my career I

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have not done. So tip ofthe cap. I just think that sport's
a little weird, just like thesteeple chase. I could tell you the
same. You know in the inthe South, they're always running and jumping
over water hazards. That's how theyrun. They run and they jump over
a water at the border. Kaka. Oh that's right. I want to
learn how to ride a horse likea real cowboy. That's what I'd like

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to know. Yeah, I can't. I know. It's about a school
as you can get. It's funif you know how to ride a horse,
deal with it. Jump on thatbad boy, you know, saddle
up and cruise around like you lookpretty cool to me. Yeah, just
you'll be a border agent and whippeople. Oh god, and this poor
that poor guy, the guy dealingwith hardcore National pictures of that guy pissed

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me off and they said he waswhipping. Yeah, look he's poor.
And it turned out and it turnedout he wasn't that he was actually going
after a guy who stole one ofthe other migrants purses. And who knows
what they knew it. They didtheir investigation, but they still trotted out
that photo. He trotted it out. I want to find that guy and

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say what happened? Man? Youwere like, you were the talk of
a nation in a bad way,and you didn't do any He didn't do
anything. You're trying to protect ourborder and this and they and he should
have sued. Biden came out andtalked about it. Remember that and my
Orcists. Yeah, they both came. But anyway, riding horseback is fun.
That is cool. I'd like tolearn how to ride a horle or
by athlon? Damn right? Isthat what that is? The biathlon?

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We have multiple people saying biathlon,and is it? What about the one
where there's also an omelood station.It's not a triathlon. There's probably another
name for that. No, thatis a I couldn't think of a joke
in time, not even a try. Skiing is shooting? Biathlon is awesome.
Cam Wins play his music. Ididn't win because I didn't know what
it was called. I didn't knowwhat it was called. I do want
to learn how to ride a horse. I'm not gonna let you. I

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saw this. I told you earlier. Jimmy, there's this. Remember I
told you a terrorist attack in Dagaistan, like the east part of eastern part
of Russia. Dagastan is a realplace. Yeah, dude, that's where
Kobeb and all of them are from. Dagastan. I always said, like
Kudnets, whatever it was, it'sDagastan. A lot of terrorists come out
of there. It's a big Muslimpopulation. And Kabeb never gone off,

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the biggest guy going new moregan.His dad built this, you know,
MMA facility so he could bring kidsin and get them away from becoming an
extra remus kind of like what theydo in the inner city, don't you
know. Get these kids, sothey're you know, going through hardcore times,
gang violence everywhere. They want toget in a gang, come box
at whatever, give them another focushere, shot boxing, whatever it is.

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Oh, you know the Broadway boxing, that's what they're doing. So
that's what they're doing in Dagistan.And that's Kabeb's dad. The kid that
murdered twenty people and went to thatcut off the priest's head with a hatchet
and murdered twenty people, he wastraining at Kabeb's facility and was an MMA
fighter. Now the facilities shut downand they have a bunch of investigators coming

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in and investigating all the athletes there. So it turned out to be a
big deal. Isn't that crazy?They had to set that up so these
kids don't turn into extremists, Likewow, Like that's crazy. Man,
that's scary, you know what Imean, Like, I don't understand that
as much as like I could seehow you can get caught up in a
gang war. Oh my god.Yeah, you know, you're trying to

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do the right thing out there cityand you're actually working and all your buddies
are slanging and they got money.Easy to girl because you're working that subway,
trying to do it the right way. Do you think those girls are
gonna hang out with you now?They're hanging out the guys making money.
It's like a cool factor. SoI could see that so easily hiding get
caught up. But the extremism,like wow, man, that's that.

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I think there's similarities. I thinkif you have people who don't have a
lot of opportunities, it's easier forthem to fall into the wrong trap because
there's there's there's hopelessness, right,And I think that's similar. But then
on the other hand, you havea lot of kids from wealthy homes that
have everything that fall into that too. So I guess there's no hard fast

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rule for how that happens, butcertainly areas where there's no opportunity and there's
hopelessness. My guess is it's easierto recruit kids. Oh the wrong thing.
Daghistan drop me just texted us.He goes, Yes, they get
paid every time the song is playedareas and bars, arenas and bars.
All I'll pay his cap. Wow, man, that sucks. Well,

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not if you're the guy that wrotethe song. Of course, we'll write
a good song. I'll come upwrite a song that somebody's gonna have to
play after they something happens. Youknow that happens on the regular. What
what? What kind of theme canyou create so they play that song every
time something happens. So I writea song about partying on a Friday night,
and you know what we're gonna celebrate. You're gonna pourt me a drink.

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That's already been done. I know, because it's already been done.
Poust Malone and Blake Sheldon just releasedthat. Keith did too. I'm gonna
write a song about hitting one eightyas a team with runners and scoring there
it is and still being a winningteam. How about the water skiing and
rifle shooting? How about water skiingand rifle shooting? Same thing kind of

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different. I want to shoot agun on a horse like a cowboy.
I thought you wanted to learn toride a horse. Gotta do that first.
We should have duels. You don'tthink I'm gonna have a gun on
me. You're damn right. Iwant to be a be that good?
Why do you want to? Butjust like riding it. And you know,
I think people hunt on horseback.What I've seen Westerns, they fight

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with each other. Who shoots froma horseback? I mean, if you're
chasing down boar bah blah blah blah. Yeah man, hell yeah. You
know you know how you hunt boordynamite and a helicopter or a helicopter and
a guy hanging on it or theyare or four giant pipules and you release
them when they put them down,and then you be careful with those garbles

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though, because those boars will goreyou so fast, dude, So you
have to have that armor protection.They have the spike necks so they don't
get bit by other animals and stufflike that. Yeah, that's scary.
I mean, yeah, you coulddo that. That is too, I
mean, it's hardcore. That's nothunting, no, I know. So
someone told me, like in Ithink it was Arkansas. They go to
this place and they said, theguys are as redneck as again, right,

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and they take you out and theyknow where the wild boar is are,
and they got the trailer with thesegiant, freakishly big pit bulls as
you said, body are bodied up, and then they release them. They
take off and they pin one ofthe boars down and then as the hunter,
you get and shoot the boar.And it's not hunting. It's not

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hunting. They're not hunting them.They're exterminating them because they're overpopulated. No,
but they have tours where people goingand are part of that, and
that's discussing. I understand that boarscan take over, take over and destroy
acres. I get it. Butfor you to pay someone to be part
of that, I don't mind doingwith a boar. You do that with

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a bear or these guys that havethese I know, like a bear population.
I get it here and there atdifferent places where you got to depopulate
here and there. But when youset up a salt lick or whatever,
and the bear just trots up justlike that, and sudden're like there it
is. But that's illegal. Thebaiting is illegal pretty sure most states,
most states, maybe not some otherstates. But I've seen that, and

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I'm like, I don't like that. On the other hand, I'm not
talking about hunting bears, but deerhunting in many kate like the guys I
know that hunt are pretty much environmentalists, Like they take all that seriously,
right, and they don't. Theyfollow the rules, and the rules are
designed to keep the herd where theherd doesn't grow too big, and then
there's disease and starvation. Right,So they're actually providing I have nothing against

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that. Hell us being out allmorning and seeing nothing and then one day
you see a buck. I don'tknow if I could pull the trigger on
Bambie. But they are providing aservice. But some of this other stuff
makes me nauseous. Well, whatabout hunting gaters? You know how they
do that? No, you talkabout hardcore. They hang a line with

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meat, the gator gets stuck onit, then you take a shotgun and
blow its head off, or yougrab it and it's pulling up, you
shoot it real quick. Is thatproblem gators? Or is that you get
attacked they harvest the meat, oryou get attacked. You get certain amount
of tags. Some guys get some. It depends on what you're paying for,
so they say you got five.That's how you bait them. But
it's like you're on this sketchy lookingboat that's shaking like this, and you

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got this gator that you're trying toand you got your gun out and you're
like, ah, the boat shakingoff and boom, you shoot his head
off with a gator in front ofyou with a gun with a shaky boat
on water. Pretty hardcore, see. I like the Gator boys. They
used to have a show. Iremember them, and they would jump on
the gator's back and hold them outbecause the gator can bite down hard but
can't open up hard, so youcan hold it closed with your hands and

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you tape it up. And thenyou put them in the back of a
pickup and you relocate them to asafe area, or you bet you tie
up their mouth and you pick themup and think you're gonna put them on
the back of this truck. Youknow what he does. He knocks you
out with his head. Damn right. That tail will f you up.
Yep, look at that tail.Some of those it's a dinosaur. Dude.

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Those things. Those things lived along time. They lived through some
asteroid hits. Crazy crazy those things, dude. They used to be a
lot bigger. They used to bea lot bigger, like the size twenty
twenty five foot, and their legswere longer back millions and millions of years
ago. Imagine that twenty five footgrick gator and their legs. They could
run quicker because their legs were moredeveloped, and they were taller because they

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spent less time in the water.But now there's humans on land. They
probably just over the year and that'show they survived through the crazy you know,
atmosphere and whatnot. After the bigrock hit due, they just sunk
down and just chilled. I don'tknow how they survived that, to be
honest with you, it's crazy.It's like, you know, I don't
know, but there they are,stole around. They're doing something right.
They're doing something right. There's areason Mariah Carey is so happy every Christmas

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season. That's true. That stupidsong of hers, well yeah, but
like that gets radio play, soyeah, obviously knew that she gets paid
for that. Yeah, but that'severywhere. Christmas is every everywhere. You
go every event, every everything,every everywhere you go. Around Christmas time,
you're gonna hear Mariah Carey's probably that'sthe most popular song I think in

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the world. I have the Christmassong. I'm not under the impression that
we hear or the comedy club wheremusic gets played. I'm not under the
impression that there's money being moved aroundevery single time as song. I don't
know. It makes no sense tome unless you have well unless you bought
what are you playing it on aCD? Well, you bought that CD?

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Okay, fine, well, yeah, you have a couple of music
subscription you plug your phone in,so you're paying for it. You're buying
that song. So I don't know. That's a good question. Cale,
I don't understand it. I don'tlike somebody in the arena is, either
through a computer or a phone,is setting up a playlist. I don't
think they're purchasing those songs. They'reprobably just have every time you play it

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like you got no show. Doesit makes sense? You're right, I
don't get it. I still wantto create a song, though, just
one one hit, just one hit. Who would it? Who would you
write it for? I'm in thedeath metal right now and ain't gonna make
me much money. I gotta veeraway from that. I gotta get a
little more mainstream. What about asong about a fleam build up that causes

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you to cough on live radio?We should we should get it. We
should get our coughs sponsored, Imean we or whatever, or you know,
he suld be a company like it'ssponsored, somebody giving him a shoutout
congratulations. He's a good dude.Someone that is skilled at editing could take

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all the coughs on air and thenmake and then do the coughs to the
rhythm of a Christmas care jingle bells. Yeah, that'd bet we're pathetic.
Oh man, get that muppet kaplanoff commentary. She asked the dumbest questions
with the most confused look on herface. Hextall is so much better now,

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they're both bad And whom my wifeshe's a woman? Why are you
saying my wife's not a woman?How dare you? How dare you?
Why don't you you're supposed to playtalking here? You go that you always
here. If you're gonna pack,then you have to first start by praising
someone in that group. But no, they're right, and even Sean McDonough's

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terrible, like he's he he's he'she's not energetic. The goals are kind
of like. God, just listento Doc Emeric. It's unbelievable how into
it he was on every single play. I don't know how he did.
Must wear his ass out, hewas in it. And they did a
comparison people on Twitter and whatnot,and to show McDonagh and how he called
the goal an important goal nonetheless,and then how Doc did it. Oh

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God, Doc Hamrick was the man, dude. He was with us with
the Devils. Man, he itwas great. Man. He was calling
my games with the Devils. Wasa local broadcaster, yes, with the
Devils channel on our the local NewJersey channel. But then he did like
the mainstream stuff and playoffs and whatnot. But Doc, yeah, man,
all my old school fights are himcalling it. They're great, I know.

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And it made a big difference.When you're watching a fight and you
listen to him call the fight,My fights look so much better because he
got into it, you know whatI mean. Where's Charlie. I don't
know Charlie. I assumed Emily Kaplanis kind of I don't know. I
get you, man, I do. She's probably has an absolute sweetheart of
a woman. I probably, butthey're just not that good all of espn.

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Here comes Charlie. Isn't that good? Really? Oh ahead, look
at that? Oh man, herecomes Charlie. By the way. I'm
gonna issue a compliment to Charlie whenI see him. Let's go to break
by the way. You want togo to break? Now? Yeah?
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