6-26 Segment 4 - Cigarettes and chew are out, vapes and Zyns are in + Wild animals in Missouri

Cigarettes and chew are out, vapes and Zyns are in + Wild animals in Missouri

Episode Transcript

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This is how It Take Central withCam, Charlie, Jim and Cole on
five ninety The Fan, Did youdid you music? Wake Up? Wake

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Up? Okay? Well Space Time? Whoa terrible voice I have? I

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like Steve Miller Man, he justdoes this thing. If you listen to
his greatest hits, he'd be like, wow, I know a lot of
songs, dude. This album covershis greatest hits from seventy four to seventy
eight here, so he's been around. Yeah, why that guy did it
right? You know, he probablygot sober, kept everybody in line.

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It's nice when you're the big dogthough, right, like Metallica's more equal.
Everybody's kind of equal a little bit. But if you're Steve Miller,
like you could put your foot downand people are probably gonna listen because you'll
just fire him. Yeah. Ialways wonder how that works financially with bands,
because like Aerosmith, I think theywere all splitting it evenly. But
if you're a solo act like TaylorSwift has a band, yeah, so

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how does that work financially? Likeshe gets the money and she divvys it
out the way she wants. That'show that works. I would say,
though, why would anybody ever wantto be in a band? Why you
wouldn't want to play in a TaylorSwift band? She'd probably make a damn
good money. No, no,no, no, I'm saying the opposite,
Like, if I'm Steven Tyler,why was I not hosting, uh,

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the Steven Tyler and the so andsos? Because you in the back.
You guys built that band when you'rein high school in the garage and
you had a pack. And thenwhen you sign that first record deal you
have, you sign in. We'regetting equal unless somebody's writing the lyrics,
then they're going to get extra money. But if you're all in it together
and you're sitting there, you're writingit, writing these songs out together,
which I don't think happens as muchas I think it's usually one or two

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guys. Maybe so you already hada pack. But like some of these
guys, I feel like they theyare the band. And then they say
like it's the Cam Jansen band.Then I pick out guys I want,
but it's my band. I'm theone bringing in the money. They're watching
me, you know what I mean. You guys are just complimenting me,
like, I think maybe Dave Matthewsprobably has a bigger chunk than the rest

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of that band, you know whatI mean. Oh my gosh, if
he's dividing it up, well,dude, he's probably taking home nothing.
I know. He's got like thirtypeople in that band. They're all really
really talented in their own way,including the drummer. Sometimes bands like that,
you think the drummer's just kind ofthat drummer for Dave Matthews is fantastic.
Oducelos. Dude, He's got ahuge drum kit and he's all over
the place. So I don't know, man, I don't know. But

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if you do have a band andlike one guy is dragging you down,
that would suck. I gotta havea team meeting, yeah, man,
big time. Gotta have a teammeeting. Big doubleheader today at Bush Stadium.
Let's hope the Cards can win anotherseries today. John Boyn, Indiana,
Right, Cole. I think theywill. I think they'll split,
just because I feel like that happensa lot in doubleheaders. So there you

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go. Yeah, it's my bighot take because that somehow, some way,
the fact that yesterday's game got postponedto today is advantageous for the Cardinals
to win the series. How manypeople are gonna be at the game today?
Oh, I would say not man. No, it is weather.
No, although it's not nearly ashot. I was afraid of tornadoes last
night. The weather wasn't right fortornadoes, but the temperature did drop a

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decent amount pretty quickly. Yeah,and so oh no, there's so much
more that goes into it, though, good, not just temperature drop,
Like there's some wind sheer to whereeverything's at. It's all got to come
together. Yeah, yeah, it'sa lot. That's just one indicators a
little bit some headwinds and lightning andjust downpour and flash floods. But there's
no tornado action around here last night. I'm on top of that. I

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say, Cardinals win Game one,lose Game two. You come out of
this series winning two out of threeagainst the Braves. Pretty good, man,
take that, Pretty damn good.Cardinals fans should absolutely take a split.
That would suck to do double headersas a ballplayer, though, God,
it's a lot of standing around.Yeah, you know, then you
gotta watch the teammates played the nextgame because a lot of guys are sitting
out or whatever. What would yourather play two games or would you rather

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start one, sit on the benchwith the other and just mentally check out
and kind of horse around you wantto be involved, I would say just
sitting around. There's also baseball thoughon hockey exactly, dude, like like
you know, standing on the outfield, you're stand out on the outfield,
you know, run for a ball. Maybe you're gonna have to take some
dandelions. You'll be all right,pick some flowers a little bit. Yeah,
wave to some people in the youcan go host your own comedy showing

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the dugouts spitting seeds at your teammatesand just chewing seeds, dumping gum on.
What would you be because you alwayseverybody has something. He used to
be chewing tobacco, but now it'sthe kind of aura zen now that I
think a lot of guys do that. I know guys that Eric Carlson puts
a couple of zenz in zen Zenwhen he plays, and he's had them
in there the whole time. Youcan see it. And this he goes
upper decker with him. Yeah.See it's all this this new waves stuff

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where they take the tobacco out ofit. And just keeps the uh oh,
what's the thing, the thing inthe set, the nicotine. Nicotine,
that's thee. Yeah, so nowit's zins and vapes instead of chew
and cigarettes. I don't know anyof my friends who actually dip. I
know, like over a dozen ofthem. Of them who have z no

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I know. I mean like mymy friends, my the new age stuff,
so there's new wave Zin's and stufflike that. I have a ton
of friends who are doing that,like regularly. Yeah, and then yeah,
I guess so. And then youknow some friends who do it casually.
But I have a decent amount offriends who use Zin's on the regular,
and then a ton of vape regularlyvap I have one. God,

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those are They're huge. I haveone friend who smokes cigarettes like other people
will like when they're drinking and offerthem one, they'll be like, ah,
sure, and they'll light one up. But they're not They're not like
carrying around a pack in their caror anything like that. I have one
friend who smokes cigarettes, zero whodip, but a lot of them,
and a lot of them are onZinn's so they take it to the back

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of out of it. But thenicotine is still there. I don't know
too many people that smoke darts consistentlynow. When we're young, A lot
of people did, but then theyquit. You know. Oh my buddy
Mike does I scavenge offul when we'redrinking together. But I don't know that's
like, who am I? I'ma hypocrite because I do chew and I'm
sure Kate loves it. You know, she's immune to it now, you

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know what I mean. But shenever, like, like was grossed out
by it even when we first starteddating. I don't know how really,
Nah, dude, I gotta behonest with you, and maybe maybe it
is sort of like a masculine femininething. If I saw Jennifer Lopez dipping
one time, it'd be over andshe smoked darts, I'd be like,
no, I don't care how he'ssmoking darts. Francis fokes cigarettes, and

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I'd still, well, okay,not around. I would a random girl
that's cute and she start lighting updarts and her car smells like darts,
her hands smell like darts, herclothes smell like darts, her breath smells
like darts. Okay, you're addingall that well, that's what all comes
with it. You smoke dart bylike the image of it, the image
of Jennifer Lopez dipping would be enoughfor me. Yeah, well that's not
that's not. Girls don't dip,but they smoke still, some of them

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do, and that to me issuch a it's just a turn off big
time. And again I'm a hypocrite, and I admit it. It's fine,
but like a girl smoking darts like, it's just gross to me.
Yeah, it is, especially ifit's like a regular thing. I'm I'm
out, I'm out. Well,yeah, you know, I look,
I've seen it before when I whenI went down to Oxford for the ole

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Miss LSU game last year, atone of the bars, I saw a
really good looking girl who I hadbeen hanging out with that entire day because
she was in the group because Itold you the family who I stayed with
they had a daughter my age,and all of her friends came back and
so I was in the friend groupfor the day and one of them was
really really attractive and smoked a cigaretteat the at the bar afterwards, and
I was like, you know whatkind of bothered me, kind of didn't

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Yeah, that but she's ripping darts. If it were a regular, that'd
be no. She's ripping darts,that'd be a hard No. I had
a bad experience. I was likewhen my first time I kissed a girl,
she was older and she's she smoked, and I remember kissing her and
I'm like, oh my god,what is that. I was young,
but it just kind of like turnedme right off. Man. I had

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that before, like a girl whowas vaping like hardcore before yeah, and
like it wasn't even cigarettes, butit was still like I can still taste
some funky here. Got those vapes? Man, They're huge. Can you
put them in your pocket? It'slike a big, huge bulge. Well,
it depends on what it is.Because the bulky ones that look like
portable phone chargers, yeah, thoseare the big cloud ones. Those are

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the ones where, yeah, likethis entire studio would be smoked out.
Yeah yeah, yeah, even thoughI don't know and I'm not even smoking
those, But this is just Ihave enough friends and know enough people to
just know it through osmosis that like, those are the cloud ones. I
don't even know what the buzz islike. But the jewels, the little
the little jewels. Yeah, thejewels like look like if you got a

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hole in your pocket, it's gonnaslip out in your lose it forever.
Those are the ones that are huge. Yeah. One blew up on somebody
the other day, like exploded,really yeah, vape exploded. Rear admiral
getting called out for flip flopping andbeing pro oilers in Edmonton. Then when
the Panthers won, trying to strokethem maybe the funniest thing of Cup finals.

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That was pretty funny, man,Cammy Thornton, who looks scary?
Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, tough, tough, tough, not
that big. I didn't know whohe was, yeah, dude, but
he looked like he meant business.Did you so you saw the clip?
Oh yeah, yeah, didn't youknow he wouldn't. That wasn't That was
all spontaneous, you know what Imean? Yeah, those players all know.
Man, it's funny that he knewthat too. Yeah, Cammy,

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I'm a little hungover, but yoursoothing voice and delightful hockey stories are bringing
me back. You're the man theCobra. Thank you. Did you ever
fight? Well, let's tell astory. Did you ever fight? Sean
Thornton? Yes, I did man, how did it go? Well?
First time I dealt with Sean Thorntonwas in the minors. When I was
I was fighting. That's when everybodyhad like three tough guys. I was
inn o four during the lockout.Man. I fought forty seven times that

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year, which me and Brian mcgrattonbroke records. He that was the most
fights in the American League, Ithink. Ever, I think it got
broken maybe a couple of years afterthat with some of the guys. But
tons of fights, and I rememberragged down a guy and he was like
my age against Sean Thornton's team.I forget what the team he was playing
for. And he was an olderguy, been in the league a little

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bit, hasn't made the NHL yetand still grinding the miners as a tough
guy. He's not that tall,and I remember him yelling at me on
the bench like I'm gonna get you. I'm like, okay. He's like,
because I already fought twice so Icouldn't do it again, so he
couldn't really jump me. So hegoes, you know what I'm gonna do.
He gets off, he looks atme. I'm on the bench now
he grabs one of our little swedes, takes them, looks at me on

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the bench, rag dolls them.You want some more? You do that.
He starts threatening me and beating upone of our little guys, a
little Swedish guys. Because I wasrunning around doing my thing. I'm like,
that's pretty badass, that's brilliant.Yeah, And it's also psychopath behavior
because that's what I see on likedetective shows is when like the mob is

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after you, they don't come afteryou, They come after a loved one.
So because there it is cool.Yeah, they don't want you to
hurt physically. They want to hurtyou emotionally before they make you hurt physically.
And the way that they do thatis they go after one of your
family members and then you have tolive with the guilt. Yeah, and
then you're gonna go after them,and then they're gonna be ready for you
when they go after them. Soit's a double whamming. So it's my
fault because what I was doing waspissing everybody off, and this poor little

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Swede gets piss pumped because of you, because of me, because you wouldn't
fight them. Yeah, well Iyeah, yeah, I think it was
I couldn't do it or something likethat. But I remember looking at that
like, man, that's a becauseyou look up to the tough guys man
like what they did, how theyreact to different things. I'm like,
yeah, I'm gonna try that,you know. And then I did it
one time with somebody like I'm gonnagrab him, and you know, just

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it's just it's just another like boltin the chamber, you know what I
mean. Oh, let's see here, does Ali Smolette have any receipts when
and wear it? Claims like thatyou better back it up, cut it
out, Ollie Smole, that areyou kidding? Men? I believe him.
He has to have it on atape recorder for it to be real.
I don't think he's like it's happenedall the time. I think,

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yeah, it did happen, youknow. I think that's what he Proribace
was saying like and then like thisis going on, like we know and
again none of us having an STLtoday subscribtion slash the I got it right
here, I know you, butyou went to the they didn't. The
guy was there not there. I'msorry, the guy was not there at
the gas station. Yeah, whenyou were trying to pick up the paper.

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I know, so we can readthe article. I know, because
I'm not paying online when I getat the gas station for free. Yeah,
but the guy doesn't show up untillike later. Yeah, the guy's
doing that. Uh oh, whatwhat's that called? Well? What was
that term that Charlie invented? Gosh, during COVID or something where you're like
you're slowly fading out of the workplaceor something like that. Yeah, I

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know, I know what you mean. I forget what the term is.
That term was popular in twenty twenty. It's been a few years, so
Burley chimes, But remember Burley saidthis, if you guys didn't hear it
earlier. He goes, you hearabout the alligator sidings in Bontare Lake.
It's just a matter of time theymigrate the Saint Albans, which he's just
joking with the migrate to say theycould go up the river and creep,
but they're not gonna get that faraway from the water anyway. I go,

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I don't believe it, and hegoes, check out Fox two's website.
There's an article about it. Threefeet long. They'll still get you
three three feet still'll rip your achillesright off. Well, yeah, that
three footer has such sharp teeth,dude, and their jaw even at that
size, would rip your achilles rightoff, or your calf and you'd bleed

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to death, just like those sharks. Shark don't need to be big.
It could be a three footer ina foot of water and you're waiting out
there like everything's fun. I likethe ocean. That sound bitch comes up
and just nicks you. One littlebite, rips your whole calf out and
you bleed out. You can't walk. You're like, ah, you collapse.
That's how people die more than anything. Just one there. Because sharks

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aren't. They don't like they'll eathumans. It's not there. It's not
their jam, right, they'll eatwhatever. It's like sometimes you'll eat vietname
whatever. But what they do isVietnamese person. They're curious to you.
They're going to they're curious to you. They'll creep by, like what is
that? Can me bite you realquick and taste you? Then they'll then
they don't like you, but thedamage is done. Yeah, rip's a

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chunk out of your leg and you'rea way out there trying to surf and
you're gonna make your way back innow you're bleeding. Now it might attract
other sharks too. It's like ifyou overcook a steak and you're like,
yeah, I don't want to eatthe rest of this. It's like,
well, you took a big bike, cal still died. You took a
big bite, didn't you. Yeahexactly, yeah, I mean it is
what it is, and you stillpaid one hundred dollars for it. Yeah
exactly. There's that bear again,this bear by the way. So okay,

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this is Mitchie chimes in. Youguys, get him in by the
way. The OUTI Exchange text linein Kirkwood, Missouri eight five five two
eight two eight two five five.You could also call into the market Applan's
phone lines same number, eight fivefive two eight two eight two five five.
So we've been tracking this bear.And I told you about the bear,
and it started in Saint Albans,went through Eureka, then went through
I think Babwood, Baldwin Wildwood area. It's making its way up towards the

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city. Where is that locate?So now he's sending me pictures. It's
going across the highway. Oh my, somebody get this damn thing. Not
that I'm worried about it killing somebody, I'm worried about it dying where he's
gonna protect it. I always probablylost his mom. I don't know if
they abandoned their cubs. That Idon't know. I don't you know.
Sometimes when you have like a lemon, we call it you and you have

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a bad car, it's called lemon. Well, sometimes animals will just like
neglect one of the if it's notbig enough or keeping up those neglected.
I don't know if bears do thator not, mama bears, but you
cub could have just got jammed upsomewhere and lost its mama. Well,
I know some animals do that becauseif there if like if a human touches
a baby deer, the rest ofthe deer are gonna smell human on it

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and then think that there's danger alljust surrounding this deer baby deer, and
they'll abandon Yeah, and then yousee that all the time, like will
you see not because it's not coolenough for like it's like it's deer middle
school, Like you know, yourlimp is weird or something. Yeah,
No, it's it's always just something. You can't play these reindeer games.
I tell you this, he said. It's at twenty one and m he

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saw it? Is that your picture, Mitchie? And this is poor bear,
a little cub bear walking across Highwaytwenty one and m And if somebody
hits that, boy, that's that'sgonna mess you up too. But hopefully
somebody puts a tranquilizer in it andtakes it somewhere. Where do you take
it? Where do you take abear like that? I don't know.
We gotta get this what's going onwith because he actually saved this thing.

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Dude, it's gonna get hit bya damn car and probably kill a person.
He was actually the officer who wascalled upon to go handle that in
Baldwin. Oh really, yeah hewas, that's right. So he just
got I don't know what. Idon't want to say license because that's probably
not the right term. But hegraduated from the academy in men and so

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within two months he's already chasing aroundbaby bears little bear cubs in the ball
Win area. Really, that'd bekind of cool, no idea what the
conclusion of it was. That's coolthat's pretty cool man. Yeah, damn
dude. Yeah, somebody saved thisdamn thing. Cameron. Mama hogs usually
eat the runt. Oh yeah,that's another thing. On the news they

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said mother bears push babies out whenthey get two years old. Yeah,
it looks. It looks about Iwould say it's like a teenager. It's
not a cub cub. It's likein the it's like a fourteen to fifteen
year old. So as a humanmaybe, yeah, I would say that's
the age in human years. It'snot developed yet, but it's probably eating.
Okay, there's a lot of houseswith trash and stuff like that right

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creeping through. Somebody's just like sitting. They don't even know that bears in
their backyard, dogs are barking.They're ignoring to dogs. Bears going through
your stuff, and you look backto your garbage is spread out everywhere.
Yeah, man, that's funny.Ali Smolette hilarious. Pizza woll oh well,
I don't know it's pizza ball.It's sim I thought it was somebody
being serious. Oh man. Nothingmore embarrassing to see than an adult man

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with a vape hanging from his necklike a baby pacifier, Buddy Chains.
Yeah, it is kind of goofylooking, you know what I mean,
Well, it is. I commendit a little bit because that is,
if it's an adult, it's probablysomebody who was smoking cigarettes and then eliminated
the tobacco by transitioning cool to vapes. It's right, still better than SIGs

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man. I know it looks corny, but it doesn't stink that look as
bad ass like James Dean. Yeah, yeah, you're not the marble man,
could you? You know, doyou imagine James Dean smoking a vape?
You look like you're gonna about tolike hang with your buddies and hit
a hacky sack around or something.You know what I mean? Remember hacking
you were? Was that anywhere?That was the thing? Sack? There

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were people who literally did not goto lunch because they wanted to go hang
out in the corner of the hallwayand kick around a hackey sack and just
live up to their weed smoking reputations. That's exactly It's like stereotype right there,
the hackey sack group. You knowwhat I mean, Man, I'll
take a cold call Mark'swine's phone lines. Who just called? Who just be

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pecker Woods. Oh we all youwant from yesterday? Apologies? What's up
baby, No problem, I justwanted a couple of weeks ago I mentioned
something about where the same goalie stoodon their head came from Evidently back when
the league very first started, backlike in nineteen fifteen or something like that,

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there was a rule that the goaliescouldn't had to stay on their feet,
and the commissioner after about three weekssaid this is stupid. You can
do whatever you want. I don'tcare if you stand on your head.
Just stop shots. I thought thatwas kind of you. That is there
we go, because if you seesome of those highlights, the goalies didn't
go down. How what year wasthat when they changed that? It must

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have been a long time, likeI say, nineteen fifteen or sixteen,
Yeah somewhere. Yeah, hockey's beenaround for a long time. There's actually
some cool video of like of likean NHL game in like the fifties,
but they the technology is great nowand they kind of they put color in
it and it's just really really coolto watch this. Guys are probably in

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five hold, like you wouldn't believethey weren't going out of the Butterfly exactly,
but they didn't have masks on,Like, could you imagine that?
It's unbelievable. Thanks packer Wood,Thanks Packerwood. You know the man.
I got. What's up? Everybodykeeps telling cold about all these great movies
you should see. The problem isyou build it up and then you see

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it and it's like, okay,I know, especially the older ones.
Yeah, because nobody tell me aboutJaws. I'm not gonna find that thing
slightest, Yes you will, that'sthe one. No, that's how about
Jaws in the X If you wantto think, well, you don't think
you're you get scared. You don'tthink that one I will find. Watch
The Exorcist whenever you're alone at nightand tell me you're not freaked out.

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You're a brave man. Obviously timeless. What movie did you want me to
see? Peckerwood Me, Yeah,no, I don't have any particular I'm
just saying that's the problem. Ohyeah, Well it's kind of a touch
twenty two if you try, andif you don't, you know what found
on it? So what well youdo? Then they watch it and I

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get that. Here's another thing,though, I am easily entertained, like
are you. I don't need amovie to be absolutely fantastic, and I'm
not going to be breaking down plotsand acting in this Like a movie has
to be pretty bad for me tocall it bad. So if the movie
just holds my attention, that tome is a good movie, is did

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its job. It doesn't have tobe great, doesn't have to be terrible.
But I feel like I am easyplease when it comes to films.
So yes, everybody hyping up moviesis elevating the expectations, but I feel
like I counterbalanced it with my lackof depth. See, I'm the opposite
of that. It needs to getme. I need to be entertained,
and I need to be entertained now, you know what I mean. Or

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there's just too much other stuff.I could look up something on YouTube and
be entertained about dinosaurs or something,you know what I mean? All right,
Peckerwood, push as you do,all right, homie, All right,
see dude, come to the comedyclub against then I'll see it.
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I went shore fishing in Louisiana afew years back. The local occasions
told us we can go out threesand burns, but no further because the
little sharks would wreck your feet orlegs. We also saw multiple gators.
One was twelve foot long. Natureis metal. Oh so you got you
got my total beat from my Evergladestrip, Dude, Like, there's people

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that live in Everglades since like theLady Baby, since their families, since
their families lived in like they lateeighteen hundreds and they still lived down there,
and there's so much crap that youhave to deal with, the bugs,
the gators, all that snakes andjust nasty stuff. Man, if
you could survive in the Everglades,you know, like that's you're you're living

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a rough life. You know,a lot going on. I've kind of
developed a fear of boats, whichI didn't have when I was actually on
boats. So I told you aboutthe Everglades. Been there. I also
had a girlfriend in high school whichbled into college, who her family had
a little condo on Lake Erie andwe went on the boat like a ton.
But I was just thinking one time. I'm like, dude, if

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the slightest thing went wrong and likea tiny hole got poked in the bottom
of the boat, like damn right, we're drowning in the middle of nowhere.
No one can do anything about it. You call in and hopefully they
get to you. Yeah, gonnabe But if we shoot off flares,
you're gonna be Uh, you're gonnabe in. You're gonna be in a
jam, Dude, Like, tinyhole is gonna do that.