September 25, 2025 • 41 mins
In this episode of the Hot Wife Podcast, hosts Donna Lynn and Vince explore various aspects of relationships, intimacy, and sexual dynamics. They discuss the journey of sexual freedom, the complexities of jealousy, and the importance of communication in sexual relationships. The conversation delves into orgasm control, the nature of sexual satisfaction, and the evolving perceptions of sexual experiences in modern relationships. The hosts emphasize the significance of being true to oneself and the importance of consent in all interactions.
Takeaways
Takeaways
- The podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18.
- Exploring sexual freedom can lead to complex feelings of jealousy.
- Communication is key in navigating sexual relationships.
- Orgasm control can enhance sexual experiences but should be approached with care.
- Shorter, more intense sexual encounters can be more satisfying than prolonged ones.
- The dynamics of sexual relationships change over time and with experience.
- Women often have more control over sexual encounters than they realize.
- An active sex life contributes to overall happiness in relationships.
- Consent and mutual understanding are crucial in any sexual interaction.
- The hosts encourage listeners to embrace their desires and stay true to themselves.
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Transcript
Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into
discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin,
we want to make it clear that the views expressed
on this podcast are solely those of the host and
guests and should be taken as opinions, not professional or
medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast
(00:26):
is intended for adults over the age of eighteen. Unauthorized
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permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now let's
heat things up.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh you'll let them get to scramedstime, to rockly, your
wild their dreams. Im why podcast breaking all the norms,
open discussions about the swing a.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Fall he Welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. This is
Donal Lynn and of course I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince,
so wonderful. M I don't know, since the last podcast,
I don't know we're gonna be able to top that one.
(01:13):
That was pretty good with Ellie and Sterling.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, it'd be. It was interesting.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, it was their first time on a podcast. I'm
sure that there was a lot of.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Little over talking, yeah stuff, but excitement. They'll be back
and they'll get it better.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, well, it's it's it's really.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Did I mention on the podcast how hot she is?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I think you did.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay, wouldn't make sure to forget that she was hot?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, But I like seeing the development that she's gone through,
especially going from such a vanilla lifestyle for so much
of her life and two marriages and sexless marriages, is like,
how how does that even happen?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Well, the interesting part is going to be you know,
she claims she has this extremely high sex drive, right,
so she's kind of been able to to expand upon
that now a little bit. Still hasn't gotten into the
swinging world. No, she gets over that little hurdle. Yes,
(02:11):
of the swinging world, she could go completely bunker crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
It's very possible. I know she's not comfortable with sharing
Sterling at this stage of the game, but she you know,
gone to the nude beaches. They've gone, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's kind of a non threatening thing.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, it is pretty non threatening. So when they start
doing other things.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
She's been so repressed by her two previous marriages, right,
and you know she's with Sterling now and they have
this you know, great relationship. Sure now she's like, I
don't want to lose this. Yeah, yeah, so she probably
has some level of jealousy I'll put it that way.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Apprehension even it's another.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Good word, more soulables than I can do, of course,
But you know, so I think once you it's a
little more secure with their relationship and herself a little bit.
And I think what she's been through is kind of
even damaged her ego a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, I get it, I get it. I think I
think Sterling might like introduce her to maybe a male
or female playmate and let her big center stage and
let her have the fun. Then after a while she'd
be like, hey, I'm having all the fun. Maybe Sterling
would like to have some fun, and then you start.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You know, that's up to them.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
It is up to them, you know, when she gets
comfortable with that whole thing, and they may never sing. Yeah,
it's very possible, but I think it's until you can
separate sex and love, the swinging is probably not going
to happen.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, I mean it's going to be interesting. You know.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
She wants to me do some photos and stuff of
her and twing a little bit with video aspects right right, Yeah,
see know, I mean she went to a swinging club
and had sex in front of other.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
People, right, and that's that's you know, that's the first step.
I mean we've seen that a lot of parties where
couples come in, they're not not ready to play with
anybody else, so they're just together enjoying that being watched.
That's very exciting. You know, depending on your personality, that
might be very exciting for you. But yeah, yeah, but
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for some people that's you know, very titillating. So it's
just baby steps, you know. We we're you and I
have been in this lifestyle for a while. When even
I when I first started, it was a little weird.
I have to admit it was definitely weird.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I brought up with that concept of swinging.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Right right, you're you're brought, you're with one person, blah
blah blah.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
And I actually think the younger generation today is a
little more attuned to it.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, it's become more and more mainstreams.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
So yeah, talk about you know, at the high school
parties and stuff like that, there's you know, girls just
given blow jobs.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Way, I'm trying to not being in relationships.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I mean, just well, I remember going to orgies when
I was in high school.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Never never invited me.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I didn't know you you you that's your Wait a minute,
you were You're younger than I am, so you were
probably in what middle school?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So you're going with that too young?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
If if I was seventeen.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
It's funny now you tell me I'm old.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You would have been eleven.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Right, we were six years different.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, so yeah, yeah, you would have been could I
could have no, no, no, no, no that you were
definitely a minor. I was a minor. Then I guess
it's okay, okay, right, never mind. I just thought, me,
there's some legal aspects and think about no, when when
I was in high school, I graduated at the age
of seventeen. So but yeah, I remember going to a
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little i'll call them orgies. They weren't flown, you know,
full blown orgies, but they were definitely you know, me
with the other women other men.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
In the eighties, yeah, age was at big thing, so
nudity wasn't a problem, but there wasn't the orgies. You know,
we had toga parties and people wound up not wearing
a toga after a while and got drunk and you know,
next thing, you know, they're naked, or two guys are
comparing Dick's size.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah, I remember that, never me. Well yeah, then of
course there was the AIDS scared kind of put a
kibo you playing that whole thing on the aid scare. Okay,
that whole thing.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
You know, they thought I was so ugly I had
to have AIDS.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Oh my god, stop it.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Anyway. So, but tonight's topic.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Is orgasm control. Yeah, male and female, like.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
People can do it. Is it a good thing or not?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I don't. I have been with some men that can
do the orgasm control, and it's some I think, and
you can correct me if I'm wrong. I think it's
women that I've told men you know, you come too quick,
you come too quick. And now these guys can hold
out for forty five minutes, an hour, hour, hour, two hours.
(07:22):
It's like, I mean, dude, you know, mister Idaho are
you tah Utah Steven?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Oh yeah, he said he can go two and a
half hours.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
And it's like there was one black gentleman you were
with it, you know, He's like, oh I could a
couple long time ago.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I can control it.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
It's like and there there was an other mature couple
right that we met and we went back to how
we shot guns with him.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
And oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
He was another one can control orgasm.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I mean that's great, but after a while I get
kind of sore. So I'm I'm good for like, you know,
I don't you don't want to do marathons.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
I mean even our friends who just moved home, right, right, yeah,
moved back right. She was saying, how you know her boyfriend,
you know he can go for like an hour and
a half or whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
She's like, no, no, half hour. I'm done.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, a half hour forty you know, forty five minutes
is more than enough. I get sore. I don't want
to say this that's going to sound. I do get
kind of like bored. There's like so many positions and
then you keep going over the same thing and the
same thing and rub them the same way. You get
kind of shaped, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
And you know it's I get it.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
It's you know, it's like how many times can you
ride the ride at the amusement park in a row
before all since.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Like, okay, it's the same thing.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'm not a different day or hours later.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, I'm better. I would rather have this is just
me and I would rather have shorter exp like rounds.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Sure ideal time to have intercourse and have the guy come.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I'd say a half hour tops. I think that's that's
about That's about right, because you can always you know,
you know, I'd rather have more shorter time frames of
sex rather than a marathon, because it's all the same,
it's the same thing. The most important thing for me
is the orgasm. It's not the riding up and down
(09:27):
the org How many orgasms can I have? You know?
I mean, there's it gets to a point where even
if you're even if you can have multiple orgasms, how
many orgasms can you have with it before you're exhausted?
I mean I know what, yeah, exactly exactly. And I
know with or or I can or I used to
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be able to have a lot more orgasms back to back.
But when you're having thirty forty orgasms, that's a lot.
That's a lot of orgasms, idea, I don't ye know,
after that, you're like a dish rap. I mean it's great,
it's wonderful.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
A few times and yeah, you've experienced them. Given them
to me where I can keep going after one or
guys another one and then after two, after two two,
you know that relatively close to each other. I'm like, no,
you're done, You're done.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
It's it's it's almost like it becomes painful, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Away.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I didn't want to go there. I did not want
to go there. But yeah, I mean, I'd rather have
shorter interludes of sex that are really exciting, really heightened
runther than these these marathons are. It's the same thing
for a long period of time. You know, it's like
in out and out. Okay. This position, that.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Position, when those are good, is when it's a new relationship,
not a playpartner, but a relationship, and there's still that passion, yeah,
and that excitement.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
And when I was younger, well then there's that yeah.
I mean remember when you were with your your X
and the relationship was new and she wasn't the wicked
witch of the West yet.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
And East West.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yeah, exactly. I remember being in a when I was like,
you couldn't enough, you couldn't fuck enough.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
That's saying when you have that newer relationship, that passion
is there.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
I was also at eighteen seventeen. I was sixteen.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I was nineteen twenty when I got together with it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, you have a lot more stamina that you're you're
you have a lot more your libidos higher the the
the chemicals. I was going to get to that. Yeah,
the chemical messengers like testosterone and estrogen are higher. So yeah,
I remember fucking so much. I mean it seemed like
we would we would fuck for you know, a certain
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amount of time. Let's say, let's say forty five minutes.
It wasn't like an and then you rest, you get
a drink, you might grab something, eat, and get right
back into it again. You know. It was like a yeah,
but they were shorter. They weren't like marathons that lasted
hours and hours. I mean sometimes it did, but yeah,
but the next day I am freaking sore.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I was sure with five hours and it came like
five six times, and I had.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
You know, little little breaks because you had to take
a shower in between your little escimator.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
No, we just kept going, man.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I really I thought this was when you had the
three girls that came out of different times.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I'm talking about when I first started dating my now
X right.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Oh yeah, we went.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
And got a hotel, other parents and stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
We had to make the best of it.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Really, we had the hotel. We know, we weren't staying
overnight in the hotel room or motel actually, so we just.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
You know, went to the hotel motel.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Yeah, but I think we only stopped after like five
hours and we went to go get some eat and
we tried to come back and I'm like, oh, it
ain't working. Yeah, it's just like I fucked sandpaper because
my dick is oh man, were hurting me. I can
lay here with you. We can, you know, snuggle watch
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them bad TV at the motel. But it's done, man,
you know.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, I remember those days.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
There's no freeing Willie. He's gone.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah, I remember these days. It's like, yeah, like you
are sure you are at least I will hurt for days.
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I mean yeah, I mean I was it.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Was worth it, that wasn't it. At the time.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
At the time, it seemed yeah, yeah, the last couple
of guys.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Have had like yeah, there's nothing left. I have nothing
left to give.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
But yeah, that was that was the days. I guess.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Yeah, I don't okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
How hard is it for a woman to control and worgasm.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Why would I want to I'm just asking you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Could you be able to off?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
You tend to some degree, but I would rather or
not because you know, it backfires. And I know guys
are like that. If they if they have to squelch
it or postpone it, sometimes they can't come at all
and they're like, damn, but I should have just come
when I was ready to come. And then, you know,
because they were afraid it would be it would be
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too soon or whatever whatever, and then they've they've squelched
it so much now they can't come. Now it's worse. Now,
it hurts. Now, it's not comfortable, and you know you
could fucking fucking fuck and they're still not going to come.
So I'd rather just come. If you come too soon,
you come too soon. So so what's uh, you know,
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what's the problem there? I mean, sometimes it just happens.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You know, there's women, especially one woman I mentioned her before.
Here's my excess friend.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, I remember it should never had an
orgasm by anyone you had done a couple or not
many because her husband wasn't crazy about her having a vibrator, right,
But she had like one or two orgasms she'd given herself.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
But that's all she'd ever had in her life until
she met me.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Oh, until she met Tonguezilla.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
But I mean there's you know, there's women I've played
with at these parties that had more orgasms. Again, not
trying to toot my own horn, but they were able
to relax and enjoy it, I guess. And we're able
to have more orgasms in one session than they've had
in a week.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
They tell me, I'd rather just relax and have the
orgasm come when it arrive, when it's supposed to happen.
If I have to squelch it, it's somehow. I don't
want to use the word ruins it, but it kind
of ruins its. It does. It does.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
When my kids were here or whatever.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
We had to squelch it.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yeah, yeah, doing your wild you know, answer so I
answer to jungle call.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, it does dampen it, yeah it you know, it
takes the takes the oomph out of it. You know,
the excitement is is damp dampened because you have to
squelch it. You have to you know, constrict it to
some degree.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
But that's one of the cool things. Like at the
house party, no one squelches it.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
You're hearing Thank goodness. We're in a basement, right, If
you were.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Outside the house, it would sound like a hornted house.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah, that's true. I'm glad. I'm sure that's why we're
in a basement. It's underground as part of it.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
There's no windows. Nope, that's probably a bigger part of it.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
That's true too. Yep.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
They can hear noises, but they can't see.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah, I don't think they could hear anything because it's
poured concrete. It's not even concrete block, it's poured concrete.
So I'm sure it still do you think it is?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
But there's nobody really in the air.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
No, not really.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
It's not a sustained noise for like fifteen No.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Sometimes I'm pretty I wonder.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
I don't know if if I was able to control.
I mean, I'm not a speedy Gonzales.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
No, you're not a speedy Gonzales.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
I don't think. I mean I'd want to prolong it.
I mean my goal of sex is that an orgasm. No,
my other goal is to make sure the woman i'm
with as.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
An orgasm right.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
If it's not through intercourse, I'm going to make sure
at least before intercourse that she has an organism orally.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Oh yeah, I think for me, I that gets me
ready for the intercourse part, you know, because they get
up yeah yeah, yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
That's why it's four point not after play.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah, but I mean that's yeah, it gets everything everything going.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
It's four point.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Is is a great thing in a sense that you're
building that excitement. Like I said, there was you know
some women I played with that all I ever did
was have oral with them, right, you know, and I
kept that level of excitement. It's like, okay, if we
have intercourse, then you've kind of jumped the fence, right,
and not that it's not going to be fun and exciting.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
But it loses something.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
No.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
No, if I kept the relationship where it was just
oral and.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
There's always that like I want to fuck you, yeah,
you know, it's like so, and then again you get
into the oral next time with them and it's you know,
and you start talking about it while you're doing them
and what it was.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
It was very exciting.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
I think too. For play is great, but there is
For me, there's definitely a threshold like if if it
goes on too long, I will lose that excitement because
you know, the I'm not sure how to put this.
It just seems like it goes on too long and
then I kind of lose the momentum, you know what
(18:58):
I'm saying. Yeah, so this is there's a certain time frame,
and I'm not exactly suames that.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
You know, you know that something new that you and
I are playing around and I know, like your shoulder
is bothering you think about that and then you're just
comfort and then that prolongs it, and then it gets
to a point where all of a sudden, it's like, Okay,
I've been riding that you know, like edging like the
last ten minutes, and it's only getting worse because I
(19:25):
know you're even in more pain.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Now that's a distraction. Maybe that's what guys do to
prolong there, you know, you know, they think about something,
they think about baseball or something that's it that's going
you know.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
I mean, I think part of the part that prolongs
it for me during that is when you, like you
utter those sexy words my fucking arms kill me?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Can you come.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I've never said that. I've not said that. I just
say my arms, my arm herds because I'm in a
like a weird position.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
That's yeah, you don't talk nce, I want a fantasy.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Shut up. It's like, yeah, you have physical pain. Yet
that's definitely going to modify the orgasm. It might kill it.
It might you know, it might prolong it.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
And for whatever reason, I love you and I care
about you. So if I know you're in pain, I'm
sitting there like, okay, I can't enjoy this.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
And I know she's you know, it's not a good pain.
I'm not into administering pain except to one asshole I
work with the point a different.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Kind of pain. There's not gonna be any pleasure except
for me.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
He's not violent in folks, I promise.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
No. That barrel of acid that's been here, oh.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, the body that's in it, it was here.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
All that toxic suit I have that's just in case,
just in case. You never know when a toxic attack
is going to happen.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
You don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
I haven't seen the other guy. I don't where he's been.
I think he went for a swim somewhere. But anyway,
was that recorded.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Just a little bit, but.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Anyway, but uh, now. I mean, if you're in tune
to the person you're playing with those things, you are
also in tune too, at least for me. I mean,
I'm sure some people can just like channel it out
like I don't care. I just want my nut busted here,
you know.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
So that's that's that could be true. That could be true,
But I can't you know, yeah, no, I know.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
He's like, you know, when I was playing with that
woman who had no arms away, she just kept falling
over and that was really upsetting.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
What did you play with somebody no warms and down legs.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
You're actually fucking taking me seriously, No, of course, I'm
proper up against pillows.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
It's that's terrible. Don't even listen to him.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I'm not saying anything bad about it.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
No, No, that's just so nute.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
You couldn't push me away.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I'm not even I'm not even going to entertain this conversation.
I'm not I'm not going to go there. You're not
going to reel me in. I'm not falling for it. Nope,
almost nope. No, I knew you never played with anybody.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
With a guy with no arms and no leggs in
a bath of.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Bob, No, that's not right. That's that's not that's insensitive
and not right. But getting back to the orgasm, which
is always right. I I I just want it to happen.
When it happens, just let it, let it go. And
if it you know, if it takes ten minutes or
(22:33):
five minutes or twenty minutes or a half hour or whatever.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
I've noticed with you, like when you're riding somebody, if
you have an orgasm early with them, it heightens your
sex drive with them because now you've had an orgasm,
you're looped up naturally.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Right, right, and it's like okay, But but again, there
is a threshold. If I have like an orgasm earlier
in the playtime, it's yeah, it definitely loot. It definitely
escalates to having another orgasm. But again there there is
a threshold that there's only so many orgasms in there before.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
It becomes my pez dispenser only has so many pezz.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah, it's kind of is like that. And when this
thing comes out of my like my from my neck
and it's it's yummy and sweet.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
And the first time an orgasm has ever been referred.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
To as pez dispencer, well, you know, when we first
got together, I could have a lot more orgasm. And
I think, you know, age has come into play with
it and that kind of a thing, and my body
has changed and you know, the whole.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Some people have multiples. I have to be like, as
you tell me, I don't know. Apparently whatever I do
makes you have like very.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Much stronger one. Well, we have getting back to the
types of orgasms for me. You know, I have a
a I won't say a plethora of different org absence,
but I have a I have some there check.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
My case over here, see which organisms I brought with me.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah, it is kind of like that. I have the
little wavy ones, which I could have many, many, but
they're not they're not They're like they're like, you know,
in the amusement rides, you have the little kiddy roller coaster.
Of course you're not neither. Neither am I. But it's
like the little roller coasters, you're.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
The same side. You're allowed to have.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I probably, you know, I probably could still ride them.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
That's the park. You can ride it.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
You know, you make fun of that, but that is
absolutely true, because.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Making fun of them, yeah, it is.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
It is. I was literally not allowed to ride one
of the rides at our local amusement park because I
was not as tall as I think the character they
had was like Woody Woodpecker or something. I wasn't as
tall as Woody Woodpecker, and I was like, I'm thirty
years old. I was already at the time. I was
arguing with the guy. He's like, no, you can't, you
can't ride this, right, Yeah, it was truly a safety issue.
(25:06):
I was. I was really genuinely pissed. But but you know,
but going back to the orgasm, which what is the
actual topic, you know, then I have the ones that
are like the big giant roller coasters, you get to
the top and you can feel yourself right at that
edge before you go over, and that that little bit
(25:28):
of edging there. I mean, as much as people are like,
oh yeah, I want to edge, it's like I don't
want to do that for a long period of time too,
because if I edge too long, either a it it
becomes uncomfortable and painful to some degree, or I lose
that stamina. I lose that that that the like that
threshold and I don't come at all.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
So that that's purpose body just sometimes do it.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I don't want to, but you know, I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
It's fine for like a minute, it's fine for like
a minute, but after after you five minutes into it,
I just need to.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
I just want to go over the edge already. I
just want to go on the other side of that
fucking you know roller coaster. I want to. I want
to go over well we put my hands hands, Yeah, exactly. So,
I mean, I don't know why anybody would would want
to spend a long time edging. I find it. Everyone's different,
everyone's different from me. After a while, I find it
(26:25):
kind of uncomfortable and almost painful. So I don't It's
okay for a short period of time. It's exciting, but
then yeah it's a little high. Sure, I'll give you that.
I'll give you that, But I want to let's let's
let's do the let's go through with it. Let's go
down the other side, because that's that's where the that's
where the fun is. Go to the other loops. Yeah right,
(26:47):
I don't know. That's just me.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
You think guys should actually say I should ask their partner, like,
you know, say hey, I'm able to not come for
two hours?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Is that something you want? Hm?
Speaker 3 (27:01):
That seems very There must be a nicer, like more romantic.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah, here's here.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Here's a menu.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Here's a menu.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
What time frame would you like, my coumeloak, Yeah, exactly,
a very fine fifteen minute organs. The ship recommends the
twenty thirty five minute.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
But you know, we have had some really good Google
reviews on our one hour orgasm.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I think that might be a conversation that you could
definitely should explore to some degree. I mean, I don't
know how you broached.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
That conversation should be you know, do you like it? Rough?
Do you like it? I'm sure I think that's part
of the conversation. I just don't want to get onto
a woman and starting away like you're trying to drive
a nail through a fucking two inch thing. Yeah, exactly
when she doesn't want that.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Oh yeah, it's true. That's true. And I know when
you tall Stephen was here when he was playing with
that other girl. I remember saying, she goes, are you
ready to camlady? Because it had been like an hour
you know.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
At the house party. He just fucking for like three
hours and didn't come and banged. I don't know how
many different women. I never had an orgasm.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
How is that fun?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
I don't know. I think the orgasm is the best.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Yeah, exactly, doing all the fucking and sucking not to
get an orgasm, right.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
It's like I'm doing. I'm doing the whole workout. I want.
I want the results. Now.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
I go to the pizzeria to eat fucking pizza, not
just like look around.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
I don't go to the pizzairie to pound the fucking dough.
You know what I'm saying, beat it up, flip it around.
That's not why I go to a fucking pizza rio.
I don't go there to make. I don't go through
to make the pizza. I want to eat the fucking
pizza I went. I went that.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I want it in me. Yeah, so I want that
sausage thub. Well, I just went nice and hot, hot
crammy with cheese.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Oh, here's a question for you. And I can't answer
that because you know, Utah is not here to answer,
because he would be the one. Were the women liking.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
These long Everyone's different.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
That's why I'm asking.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
The conversation we're having here is is the fact that
you know, I almost think the.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Guy now, I think he got changed.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
The poor guys that are a little faster on the draw, right,
they don't get to ask that question. So you want
it in three minutes or three and a half. I
can go maybe five pumps. I'm good around three.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Well that that is a little bit on.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
You want five pumps, I'm gonna have to go a
little faster. I have to put a little extra lube on,
so I can't get any track, no traction at all.
I brought some WT four.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Can I recommend spunk clube for that? These condoms, I
can't feel any no traction, none.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
And I'm going to put some ambasaw on.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I was going to say anales. That's the problem with anales.
If you put that on your you know your took
us because painful.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Back when Marilyn Chambers was alive, she actually did a
sex advice column. I had happened to read that one,
in particular because I don't like the pictures.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Of course, read it for the artist.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Somebody had written in about you know, you know I
have a premature ejaculation problem. You know a friend of
mine told me to try ambusol. What do you think?
So she wrote back to me and said, I mean
She wrote back to the guy and said, the problem
with that is once you put your dick in her, her.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Pussy goes numb. Oh no, you're both are going to
be numb.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
So say, I guess if you put that on and
then put a condom on to protect her.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
You could be all right.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
But again, if you're not getting that feeling, you might
actually go soft too.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
That's true too. Yeah, there's a fine line between keeping
the stimulation so you stay hard as a man, obviously,
but not so much stimulation that you come too quickly.
And I think two guys that might think that they're
the premature ejaculation. There's all kinds of things you can
(31:29):
do desensitize yourself. I mean, if you're that excited that
you come quickly, I mean, okay, you send.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
You a picture of my life and that will cure
that problem. You just have the woman hold it. When
you look at it, you will not premature.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
You actually go limp. You will now suffer from pdfe
you dick. It's one of those things you can't unsee.
But she's a lovely woman, right.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Let's go with that. So, I mean, I think there's
more you can can you can to some degree desensitize
yourself and so you don't come so quickly. But if
you're that excited, I mean, that's the whole point. You're
that excited, why would I want to Okay, I understand,
you know, the woman might not be that happy about
(32:20):
it because you didn't get a chance to come. But
if you're that excited, why would you want to hold back?
You know, thinking selfishly, I think for yourself.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I think there's a cheese mouth type of thing.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
I could go for hours, and it's like, well, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
You know, I mean, you know, sixty minutes make up
an hours.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yeah. Does that mean you're gonna have sixty sex sixty times?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I didn't say that if we have sixty times, like
over a year, I fucked you for an hour, okay,
one second every twice a month.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Oh g sixty second because it is still an hour Okay, Yeah,
I mean, but I don't know. For me, it's like
I want to have the organism and the time it takes,
at the time it takes.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
I mean, I know different everyone's in all fairness, men
lead a more difficult sexual life, they really do.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
I agree, women.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Get to control if you're going to have sex, true way,
and simple two. A woman will sit there and go, oh,
this dick's too small, he came too quick. We don't
get we're just happy to get sex.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
I mean, man, it's playing simple men, you know, simple,
especially in the swinger world.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
You know, basically we sit there and go, she's a
sweet looking woman. She you know, she's a sweet woman.
She's you know, she might not be you know, selma
hyak right, but I'll close my eyes and she is,
you know or whatever.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
You know, women get to be a little more picky.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Women are a lot more keep.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Women control sex. Women control the world. They just don't
know it yet.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
No, they we just don't know it, but you do. Yeah,
women are definitely.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
It all boils down to the man's penis. That's where
the brain is.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Yes, that's what they always say. He thinks with the
small head.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I'm a man, I admit it. You know I've said
that before.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
You know, a couple with a great sexual relationship is
the happiest.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
When you go a long period of time without sex,
you know, your wife says and you take the trash out.
They may do it, but in their head they're like,
fuck you take out yourself.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Put you to what.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
That guy's getting sex every couple of days. You sit
there and go, honey, I need your left arm. Can
you shut cut it off?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Sure, honey, it's the truth. It's the honest truth.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Men. That are all the guys I know. The happiest
ones are the ones with the most actress sex. Like
they might not be happy about what their wife asked
them to do or what they're expected to do, they
do it because they're getting sex.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
It's everything you want to you know.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Uh, they do anything.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Surely, go and cut her mom so on. I hate
her mom, but you know what, I've been getting it
three times a week. I'm not going to mess that up.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
I'm going over there. That's the truth.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
No, men are simple creatures.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
We are women. Some women understand it, but they don't
utilize it.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Mm hmmm. You know, and we need to have some
firewood cut too.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Just cut up a bunch of gotten, so shut up,
you will I do. I got fifty bags of forty
pound bags of pellets, a whole up tour.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
I better be sucking you, dick.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
I better I get the top of the steps. You
better open your mouth.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
I'm not gonna do that tonight. I better suck a
mean dick tonight if I want those bags of.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
You know, I don't know which of the seven Dwarfs
that it's in the Dwarf family family.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Sometimes it's sleepy, sleepy.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Spitty anyway, all right, So that was a discussion.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Yeah, info at hot wifepodcast dot com to hear from you.
Let us know your thoughts on four guys from control
men or women or both or whatever you might identify us.
We've been hearing from our friend, my favorite cookie. You know,
he is living the cuckold life.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
He told me that his neighbor he bumped into and
was talking to her, she has had sex in like
five years. I said, dude, sounds like she's making you
an offer. And he's like, well, I'm a cuckold. Remember
It's like, you know, you can take a break from
cuckolding and just have sex.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yeah, he says. He found out she has something. He says,
I said, run oh oh yeah, something makes you burn
burns when you pee. So so he said stay away
for her.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
She's had it for five years.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I guess she got it and then stopped having sex.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
I don't know the whole story and that's fine. But
but he's living his cuckhold life. Man, He's he's got friends,
he's watching his ex. Seat is her boyfriend's ass, and
a bunch of stuff going on there.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
You have not forwarded those emails to me, even you
forwarded the one from j you know out there and
I've been too busy working. But yeah, she's still with her,
you know, her friend, and you know, sex is hotter
than ever, you know. I mean, she says she's still
(37:47):
having fun with him, and and you know, the I
think with her there must be I believe there's like
an age difference. Yeah, there's definitely an age difference. And
he's got a lot of energy, and that she's just
loving it. I mean, you know, because she told me
stories like to wear like a short skirt and he'll
just bend her over and just fuck her like, you know,
(38:09):
just over the kitchen table skirts. Because I bend you
over and you over the kitchen table.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I was in funny. I couldn't tell.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
I could have been somebody else skirt. I'm telling you
you are rocking that world. You are, and it's so
not fair, but I'm just I'm just glad that people
can be honest with themselves and their desires, and you know,
as long as everybody's like like we said before, everybody's
(38:43):
consenting and on board and all this other stuff, and
that they're able to experience it and be true to themselves,
whether it's being cuckled or whatever. You're into whatever you're
you know, and nobody looks at you like you're a freak.
And that was one thing that that Ali was bringing up.
And when she talked to Vanilla friends about her desires,
are like, oh, you know, they're into this, and then
(39:04):
there's such a freak. And she got like, you know,
I get it.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
That she's a freaking Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Exactly, and she's like, just clamp. You just stop talking,
you just stop talking.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
But the other thing, tomorrow I'll be putting up the
new fifty Shades of Pleasure, Yes magazine.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
The free and it is a Halloween version.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
It's it's a Halloween themed Halloweener Halloween, and you've seen it.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
It really looks great, it looks awesome. I like it.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Probably by noon tomorrow it will be the new issue
at fifty Shades of Pleasure dot com.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Check it out. It's free, Tell your friends.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
It's all kinds of like spooky recipes.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Sorry, not all kinds.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Now, there's two two.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Just a couple of drinks, just.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
A couple of drinks. I saw the pictures.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Role playing carr Stories and Blindfold, and my dog's given
Donna kisses here. It almost sounds like Donna's masturbating, but
she's not.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
I can't with my mouth, my dog'.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Excusing me stop anyway, So check out what and where
and who Donna is doing.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Someone scene kisses.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Very intrusive for a dog, ye, intrusive. But check out
where and when Donna is doing the hot livedonaland dot com.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
I'm posting tomorrow for sure, since a day off.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Also, feel free to emails with questions, comments, statements if
you want to write for the magazine. I also next
month will be another Swinger Magazines. So we're going to
make Fifty Shades of Pleasure be more what it was
originally meant to be a B DSM magazine, right, and
we're going to have a new one called The Swinger's
Journal that's going to be a basically just about swinging,
(40:55):
you know, So it.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Sounds like fun. Yeah, we'll work for me, yeah of course.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
But anyway, so again, I hope you uh all, you know,
thank you all for listening, and again our numbers are
growing back to where they were, which is very flattering.
And yeah, so again I want to thank everyone and
stay horny.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
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Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh you'll let them get to scramedstime, to rockly, your
wild their dreams. Im why podcast breaking all the norms,
open discussions about the swing a.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Fall he Welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. This is
Donal Lynn and of course I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince,
so wonderful. M I don't know, since the last podcast,
I don't know we're gonna be able to top that one.
(01:13):
That was pretty good with Ellie and Sterling.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, it'd be. It was interesting.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, it was their first time on a podcast. I'm
sure that there was a lot of.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Little over talking, yeah stuff, but excitement. They'll be back
and they'll get it better.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, well, it's it's it's really.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Did I mention on the podcast how hot she is?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I think you did.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay, wouldn't make sure to forget that she was hot?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, But I like seeing the development that she's gone through,
especially going from such a vanilla lifestyle for so much
of her life and two marriages and sexless marriages, is like,
how how does that even happen?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Well, the interesting part is going to be you know,
she claims she has this extremely high sex drive, right,
so she's kind of been able to to expand upon
that now a little bit. Still hasn't gotten into the
swinging world. No, she gets over that little hurdle. Yes,
(02:11):
of the swinging world, she could go completely bunker crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
It's very possible. I know she's not comfortable with sharing
Sterling at this stage of the game, but she you know,
gone to the nude beaches. They've gone, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's kind of a non threatening thing.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, it is pretty non threatening. So when they start
doing other things.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
She's been so repressed by her two previous marriages, right,
and you know she's with Sterling now and they have
this you know, great relationship. Sure now she's like, I
don't want to lose this. Yeah, yeah, so she probably
has some level of jealousy I'll put it that way.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Apprehension even it's another.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Good word, more soulables than I can do, of course,
But you know, so I think once you it's a
little more secure with their relationship and herself a little bit.
And I think what she's been through is kind of
even damaged her ego a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, I get it, I get it. I think I
think Sterling might like introduce her to maybe a male
or female playmate and let her big center stage and
let her have the fun. Then after a while she'd
be like, hey, I'm having all the fun. Maybe Sterling
would like to have some fun, and then you start.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You know, that's up to them.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
It is up to them, you know, when she gets
comfortable with that whole thing, and they may never sing. Yeah,
it's very possible, but I think it's until you can
separate sex and love, the swinging is probably not going
to happen.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, I mean it's going to be interesting. You know.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
She wants to me do some photos and stuff of
her and twing a little bit with video aspects right right, Yeah,
see know, I mean she went to a swinging club
and had sex in front of other.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
People, right, and that's that's you know, that's the first step.
I mean we've seen that a lot of parties where
couples come in, they're not not ready to play with
anybody else, so they're just together enjoying that being watched.
That's very exciting. You know, depending on your personality, that
might be very exciting for you. But yeah, yeah, but
(04:24):
for some people that's you know, very titillating. So it's
just baby steps, you know. We we're you and I
have been in this lifestyle for a while. When even
I when I first started, it was a little weird.
I have to admit it was definitely weird.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I brought up with that concept of swinging.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Right right, you're you're brought, you're with one person, blah
blah blah.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
And I actually think the younger generation today is a
little more attuned to it.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, it's become more and more mainstreams.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
So yeah, talk about you know, at the high school
parties and stuff like that, there's you know, girls just
given blow jobs.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Way, I'm trying to not being in relationships.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I mean, just well, I remember going to orgies when
I was in high school.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Never never invited me.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I didn't know you you you that's your Wait a minute,
you were You're younger than I am, so you were
probably in what middle school?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So you're going with that too young?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
If if I was seventeen.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
It's funny now you tell me I'm old.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You would have been eleven.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Right, we were six years different.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, so yeah, yeah, you would have been could I
could have no, no, no, no, no that you were
definitely a minor. I was a minor. Then I guess
it's okay, okay, right, never mind. I just thought, me,
there's some legal aspects and think about no, when when
I was in high school, I graduated at the age
of seventeen. So but yeah, I remember going to a
(06:01):
little i'll call them orgies. They weren't flown, you know,
full blown orgies, but they were definitely you know, me
with the other women other men.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
In the eighties, yeah, age was at big thing, so
nudity wasn't a problem, but there wasn't the orgies. You know,
we had toga parties and people wound up not wearing
a toga after a while and got drunk and you know,
next thing, you know, they're naked, or two guys are
comparing Dick's size.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah, I remember that, never me. Well yeah, then of
course there was the AIDS scared kind of put a
kibo you playing that whole thing on the aid scare. Okay,
that whole thing.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
You know, they thought I was so ugly I had
to have AIDS.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Oh my god, stop it.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Anyway. So, but tonight's topic.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Is orgasm control. Yeah, male and female, like.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
People can do it. Is it a good thing or not?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I don't. I have been with some men that can
do the orgasm control, and it's some I think, and
you can correct me if I'm wrong. I think it's
women that I've told men you know, you come too quick,
you come too quick. And now these guys can hold
out for forty five minutes, an hour, hour, hour, two hours.
(07:22):
It's like, I mean, dude, you know, mister Idaho are
you tah Utah Steven?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Oh yeah, he said he can go two and a
half hours.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
And it's like there was one black gentleman you were
with it, you know, He's like, oh I could a
couple long time ago.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I can control it.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
It's like and there there was an other mature couple
right that we met and we went back to how
we shot guns with him.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
And oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
He was another one can control orgasm.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I mean that's great, but after a while I get
kind of sore. So I'm I'm good for like, you know,
I don't you don't want to do marathons.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
I mean even our friends who just moved home, right, right, yeah,
moved back right. She was saying, how you know her boyfriend,
you know he can go for like an hour and
a half or whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
She's like, no, no, half hour. I'm done.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, a half hour forty you know, forty five minutes
is more than enough. I get sore. I don't want
to say this that's going to sound. I do get
kind of like bored. There's like so many positions and
then you keep going over the same thing and the
same thing and rub them the same way. You get
kind of shaped, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
And you know it's I get it.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
It's you know, it's like how many times can you
ride the ride at the amusement park in a row
before all since.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Like, okay, it's the same thing.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'm not a different day or hours later.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, I'm better. I would rather have this is just
me and I would rather have shorter exp like rounds.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Sure ideal time to have intercourse and have the guy come.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I'd say a half hour tops. I think that's that's
about That's about right, because you can always you know,
you know, I'd rather have more shorter time frames of
sex rather than a marathon, because it's all the same,
it's the same thing. The most important thing for me
is the orgasm. It's not the riding up and down
(09:27):
the org How many orgasms can I have? You know?
I mean, there's it gets to a point where even
if you're even if you can have multiple orgasms, how
many orgasms can you have with it before you're exhausted?
I mean I know what, yeah, exactly exactly. And I
know with or or I can or I used to
(09:48):
be able to have a lot more orgasms back to back.
But when you're having thirty forty orgasms, that's a lot.
That's a lot of orgasms, idea, I don't ye know,
after that, you're like a dish rap. I mean it's great,
it's wonderful.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
A few times and yeah, you've experienced them. Given them
to me where I can keep going after one or
guys another one and then after two, after two two,
you know that relatively close to each other. I'm like, no,
you're done, You're done.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
It's it's it's almost like it becomes painful, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Away.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I didn't want to go there. I did not want
to go there. But yeah, I mean, I'd rather have
shorter interludes of sex that are really exciting, really heightened
runther than these these marathons are. It's the same thing
for a long period of time. You know, it's like
in out and out. Okay. This position, that.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Position, when those are good, is when it's a new relationship,
not a playpartner, but a relationship, and there's still that passion, yeah,
and that excitement.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
And when I was younger, well then there's that yeah.
I mean remember when you were with your your X
and the relationship was new and she wasn't the wicked
witch of the West yet.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
And East West.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yeah, exactly. I remember being in a when I was like,
you couldn't enough, you couldn't fuck enough.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
That's saying when you have that newer relationship, that passion
is there.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
I was also at eighteen seventeen. I was sixteen.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I was nineteen twenty when I got together with it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, you have a lot more stamina that you're you're
you have a lot more your libidos higher the the
the chemicals. I was going to get to that. Yeah,
the chemical messengers like testosterone and estrogen are higher. So yeah,
I remember fucking so much. I mean it seemed like
we would we would fuck for you know, a certain
(11:50):
amount of time. Let's say, let's say forty five minutes.
It wasn't like an and then you rest, you get
a drink, you might grab something, eat, and get right
back into it again. You know. It was like a yeah,
but they were shorter. They weren't like marathons that lasted
hours and hours. I mean sometimes it did, but yeah,
but the next day I am freaking sore.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I was sure with five hours and it came like
five six times, and I had.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
You know, little little breaks because you had to take
a shower in between your little escimator.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
No, we just kept going, man.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I really I thought this was when you had the
three girls that came out of different times.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I'm talking about when I first started dating my now
X right.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Oh yeah, we went.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
And got a hotel, other parents and stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
We had to make the best of it.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Really, we had the hotel. We know, we weren't staying
overnight in the hotel room or motel actually, so we just.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
You know, went to the hotel motel.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Yeah, but I think we only stopped after like five
hours and we went to go get some eat and
we tried to come back and I'm like, oh, it
ain't working. Yeah, it's just like I fucked sandpaper because
my dick is oh man, were hurting me. I can
lay here with you. We can, you know, snuggle watch
(13:06):
them bad TV at the motel. But it's done, man,
you know.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, I remember those days.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
There's no freeing Willie. He's gone.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah, I remember these days. It's like, yeah, like you
are sure you are at least I will hurt for days.
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I mean yeah, I mean I was it.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Was worth it, that wasn't it. At the time.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
At the time, it seemed yeah, yeah, the last couple
of guys.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Have had like yeah, there's nothing left. I have nothing
left to give.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
But yeah, that was that was the days. I guess.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Yeah, I don't okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
How hard is it for a woman to control and worgasm.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Why would I want to I'm just asking you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Could you be able to off?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
You tend to some degree, but I would rather or
not because you know, it backfires. And I know guys
are like that. If they if they have to squelch
it or postpone it, sometimes they can't come at all
and they're like, damn, but I should have just come
when I was ready to come. And then, you know,
because they were afraid it would be it would be
(14:20):
too soon or whatever whatever, and then they've they've squelched
it so much now they can't come. Now it's worse. Now,
it hurts. Now, it's not comfortable, and you know you
could fucking fucking fuck and they're still not going to come.
So I'd rather just come. If you come too soon,
you come too soon. So so what's uh, you know,
(14:41):
what's the problem there? I mean, sometimes it just happens.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You know, there's women, especially one woman I mentioned her before.
Here's my excess friend.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, I remember it should never had an
orgasm by anyone you had done a couple or not
many because her husband wasn't crazy about her having a vibrator, right,
But she had like one or two orgasms she'd given herself.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
But that's all she'd ever had in her life until
she met me.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Oh, until she met Tonguezilla.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
But I mean there's you know, there's women I've played
with at these parties that had more orgasms. Again, not
trying to toot my own horn, but they were able
to relax and enjoy it, I guess. And we're able
to have more orgasms in one session than they've had
in a week.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
They tell me, I'd rather just relax and have the
orgasm come when it arrive, when it's supposed to happen.
If I have to squelch it, it's somehow. I don't
want to use the word ruins it, but it kind
of ruins its. It does. It does.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
When my kids were here or whatever.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
We had to squelch it.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yeah, yeah, doing your wild you know, answer so I
answer to jungle call.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, it does dampen it, yeah it you know, it
takes the takes the oomph out of it. You know,
the excitement is is damp dampened because you have to
squelch it. You have to you know, constrict it to
some degree.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
But that's one of the cool things. Like at the
house party, no one squelches it.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
You're hearing Thank goodness. We're in a basement, right, If
you were.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Outside the house, it would sound like a hornted house.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah, that's true. I'm glad. I'm sure that's why we're
in a basement. It's underground as part of it.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
There's no windows. Nope, that's probably a bigger part of it.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
That's true too. Yep.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
They can hear noises, but they can't see.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah, I don't think they could hear anything because it's
poured concrete. It's not even concrete block, it's poured concrete.
So I'm sure it still do you think it is?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
But there's nobody really in the air.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
No, not really.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
It's not a sustained noise for like fifteen No.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Sometimes I'm pretty I wonder.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
I don't know if if I was able to control.
I mean, I'm not a speedy Gonzales.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
No, you're not a speedy Gonzales.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
I don't think. I mean I'd want to prolong it.
I mean my goal of sex is that an orgasm. No,
my other goal is to make sure the woman i'm
with as.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
An orgasm right.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
If it's not through intercourse, I'm going to make sure
at least before intercourse that she has an organism orally.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Oh yeah, I think for me, I that gets me
ready for the intercourse part, you know, because they get
up yeah yeah, yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
That's why it's four point not after play.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah, but I mean that's yeah, it gets everything everything going.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
It's four point.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Is is a great thing in a sense that you're
building that excitement. Like I said, there was you know
some women I played with that all I ever did
was have oral with them, right, you know, and I
kept that level of excitement. It's like, okay, if we
have intercourse, then you've kind of jumped the fence, right,
and not that it's not going to be fun and exciting.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
But it loses something.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
No.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
No, if I kept the relationship where it was just
oral and.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
There's always that like I want to fuck you, yeah,
you know, it's like so, and then again you get
into the oral next time with them and it's you know,
and you start talking about it while you're doing them
and what it was.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
It was very exciting.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
I think too. For play is great, but there is
For me, there's definitely a threshold like if if it
goes on too long, I will lose that excitement because
you know, the I'm not sure how to put this.
It just seems like it goes on too long and
then I kind of lose the momentum, you know what
(18:58):
I'm saying. Yeah, so this is there's a certain time frame,
and I'm not exactly suames that.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
You know, you know that something new that you and
I are playing around and I know, like your shoulder
is bothering you think about that and then you're just
comfort and then that prolongs it, and then it gets
to a point where all of a sudden, it's like, Okay,
I've been riding that you know, like edging like the
last ten minutes, and it's only getting worse because I
(19:25):
know you're even in more pain.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Now that's a distraction. Maybe that's what guys do to
prolong there, you know, you know, they think about something,
they think about baseball or something that's it that's going
you know.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
I mean, I think part of the part that prolongs
it for me during that is when you, like you
utter those sexy words my fucking arms kill me?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Can you come.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I've never said that. I've not said that. I just
say my arms, my arm herds because I'm in a
like a weird position.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
That's yeah, you don't talk nce, I want a fantasy.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Shut up. It's like, yeah, you have physical pain. Yet
that's definitely going to modify the orgasm. It might kill it.
It might you know, it might prolong it.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
And for whatever reason, I love you and I care
about you. So if I know you're in pain, I'm
sitting there like, okay, I can't enjoy this.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
And I know she's you know, it's not a good pain.
I'm not into administering pain except to one asshole I
work with the point a different.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Kind of pain. There's not gonna be any pleasure except
for me.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
He's not violent in folks, I promise.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
No. That barrel of acid that's been here, oh.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, the body that's in it, it was here.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
All that toxic suit I have that's just in case,
just in case. You never know when a toxic attack
is going to happen.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
You don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
I haven't seen the other guy. I don't where he's been.
I think he went for a swim somewhere. But anyway,
was that recorded.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Just a little bit, but.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Anyway, but uh, now. I mean, if you're in tune
to the person you're playing with those things, you are
also in tune too, at least for me. I mean,
I'm sure some people can just like channel it out
like I don't care. I just want my nut busted here,
you know.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
So that's that's that could be true. That could be true,
But I can't you know, yeah, no, I know.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
He's like, you know, when I was playing with that
woman who had no arms away, she just kept falling
over and that was really upsetting.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
What did you play with somebody no warms and down legs.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
You're actually fucking taking me seriously, No, of course, I'm
proper up against pillows.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
It's that's terrible. Don't even listen to him.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I'm not saying anything bad about it.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
No, No, that's just so nute.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
You couldn't push me away.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I'm not even I'm not even going to entertain this conversation.
I'm not I'm not going to go there. You're not
going to reel me in. I'm not falling for it. Nope,
almost nope. No, I knew you never played with anybody.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
With a guy with no arms and no leggs in
a bath of.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Bob, No, that's not right. That's that's not that's insensitive
and not right. But getting back to the orgasm, which
is always right. I I I just want it to happen.
When it happens, just let it, let it go. And
if it you know, if it takes ten minutes or
(22:33):
five minutes or twenty minutes or a half hour or whatever.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
I've noticed with you, like when you're riding somebody, if
you have an orgasm early with them, it heightens your
sex drive with them because now you've had an orgasm,
you're looped up naturally.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Right, right, and it's like okay, But but again, there
is a threshold. If I have like an orgasm earlier
in the playtime, it's yeah, it definitely loot. It definitely
escalates to having another orgasm. But again there there is
a threshold that there's only so many orgasms in there before.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
It becomes my pez dispenser only has so many pezz.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah, it's kind of is like that. And when this
thing comes out of my like my from my neck
and it's it's yummy and sweet.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
And the first time an orgasm has ever been referred.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
To as pez dispencer, well, you know, when we first
got together, I could have a lot more orgasm. And
I think, you know, age has come into play with
it and that kind of a thing, and my body
has changed and you know, the whole.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Some people have multiples. I have to be like, as
you tell me, I don't know. Apparently whatever I do
makes you have like very.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Much stronger one. Well, we have getting back to the
types of orgasms for me. You know, I have a
a I won't say a plethora of different org absence,
but I have a I have some there check.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
My case over here, see which organisms I brought with me.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah, it is kind of like that. I have the
little wavy ones, which I could have many, many, but
they're not they're not They're like they're like, you know,
in the amusement rides, you have the little kiddy roller coaster.
Of course you're not neither. Neither am I. But it's
like the little roller coasters, you're.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
The same side. You're allowed to have.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I probably, you know, I probably could still ride them.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
That's the park. You can ride it.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
You know, you make fun of that, but that is
absolutely true, because.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Making fun of them, yeah, it is.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
It is. I was literally not allowed to ride one
of the rides at our local amusement park because I
was not as tall as I think the character they
had was like Woody Woodpecker or something. I wasn't as
tall as Woody Woodpecker, and I was like, I'm thirty
years old. I was already at the time. I was
arguing with the guy. He's like, no, you can't, you
can't ride this, right, Yeah, it was truly a safety issue.
(25:06):
I was. I was really genuinely pissed. But but you know,
but going back to the orgasm, which what is the
actual topic, you know, then I have the ones that
are like the big giant roller coasters, you get to
the top and you can feel yourself right at that
edge before you go over, and that that little bit
(25:28):
of edging there. I mean, as much as people are like,
oh yeah, I want to edge, it's like I don't
want to do that for a long period of time too,
because if I edge too long, either a it it
becomes uncomfortable and painful to some degree, or I lose
that stamina. I lose that that that the like that
threshold and I don't come at all.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
So that that's purpose body just sometimes do it.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I don't want to, but you know, I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
It's fine for like a minute, it's fine for like
a minute, but after after you five minutes into it,
I just need to.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
I just want to go over the edge already. I
just want to go on the other side of that
fucking you know roller coaster. I want to. I want
to go over well we put my hands hands, Yeah, exactly. So,
I mean, I don't know why anybody would would want
to spend a long time edging. I find it. Everyone's different,
everyone's different from me. After a while, I find it
(26:25):
kind of uncomfortable and almost painful. So I don't It's
okay for a short period of time. It's exciting, but
then yeah it's a little high. Sure, I'll give you that.
I'll give you that, But I want to let's let's
let's do the let's go through with it. Let's go
down the other side, because that's that's where the that's
where the fun is. Go to the other loops. Yeah right,
(26:47):
I don't know. That's just me.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
You think guys should actually say I should ask their partner, like,
you know, say hey, I'm able to not come for
two hours?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Is that something you want? Hm?
Speaker 3 (27:01):
That seems very There must be a nicer, like more romantic.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah, here's here.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Here's a menu.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Here's a menu.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
What time frame would you like, my coumeloak, Yeah, exactly,
a very fine fifteen minute organs. The ship recommends the
twenty thirty five minute.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
But you know, we have had some really good Google
reviews on our one hour orgasm.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I think that might be a conversation that you could
definitely should explore to some degree. I mean, I don't
know how you broached.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
That conversation should be you know, do you like it? Rough?
Do you like it? I'm sure I think that's part
of the conversation. I just don't want to get onto
a woman and starting away like you're trying to drive
a nail through a fucking two inch thing. Yeah, exactly
when she doesn't want that.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Oh yeah, it's true. That's true. And I know when
you tall Stephen was here when he was playing with
that other girl. I remember saying, she goes, are you
ready to camlady? Because it had been like an hour
you know.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
At the house party. He just fucking for like three
hours and didn't come and banged. I don't know how
many different women. I never had an orgasm.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
How is that fun?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
I don't know. I think the orgasm is the best.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Yeah, exactly, doing all the fucking and sucking not to
get an orgasm, right.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
It's like I'm doing. I'm doing the whole workout. I want.
I want the results. Now.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
I go to the pizzeria to eat fucking pizza, not
just like look around.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
I don't go to the pizzairie to pound the fucking dough.
You know what I'm saying, beat it up, flip it around.
That's not why I go to a fucking pizza rio.
I don't go there to make. I don't go through
to make the pizza. I want to eat the fucking
pizza I went. I went that.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I want it in me. Yeah, so I want that
sausage thub. Well, I just went nice and hot, hot
crammy with cheese.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Oh, here's a question for you. And I can't answer
that because you know, Utah is not here to answer,
because he would be the one. Were the women liking.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
These long Everyone's different.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
That's why I'm asking.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
The conversation we're having here is is the fact that
you know, I almost think the.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Guy now, I think he got changed.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
The poor guys that are a little faster on the draw, right,
they don't get to ask that question. So you want
it in three minutes or three and a half. I
can go maybe five pumps. I'm good around three.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Well that that is a little bit on.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
You want five pumps, I'm gonna have to go a
little faster. I have to put a little extra lube on,
so I can't get any track, no traction at all.
I brought some WT four.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Can I recommend spunk clube for that? These condoms, I
can't feel any no traction, none.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
And I'm going to put some ambasaw on.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I was going to say anales. That's the problem with anales.
If you put that on your you know your took
us because painful.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Back when Marilyn Chambers was alive, she actually did a
sex advice column. I had happened to read that one,
in particular because I don't like the pictures.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Of course, read it for the artist.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Somebody had written in about you know, you know I
have a premature ejaculation problem. You know a friend of
mine told me to try ambusol. What do you think?
So she wrote back to me and said, I mean
She wrote back to the guy and said, the problem
with that is once you put your dick in her, her.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Pussy goes numb. Oh no, you're both are going to
be numb.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
So say, I guess if you put that on and
then put a condom on to protect her.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
You could be all right.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
But again, if you're not getting that feeling, you might
actually go soft too.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
That's true too. Yeah, there's a fine line between keeping
the stimulation so you stay hard as a man, obviously,
but not so much stimulation that you come too quickly.
And I think two guys that might think that they're
the premature ejaculation. There's all kinds of things you can
(31:29):
do desensitize yourself. I mean, if you're that excited that
you come quickly, I mean, okay, you send.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
You a picture of my life and that will cure
that problem. You just have the woman hold it. When
you look at it, you will not premature.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
You actually go limp. You will now suffer from pdfe
you dick. It's one of those things you can't unsee.
But she's a lovely woman, right.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Let's go with that. So, I mean, I think there's
more you can can you can to some degree desensitize
yourself and so you don't come so quickly. But if
you're that excited, I mean, that's the whole point. You're
that excited, why would I want to Okay, I understand,
you know, the woman might not be that happy about
(32:20):
it because you didn't get a chance to come. But
if you're that excited, why would you want to hold back?
You know, thinking selfishly, I think for yourself.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I think there's a cheese mouth type of thing.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
I could go for hours, and it's like, well, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
You know, I mean, you know, sixty minutes make up
an hours.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yeah. Does that mean you're gonna have sixty sex sixty times?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I didn't say that if we have sixty times, like
over a year, I fucked you for an hour, okay,
one second every twice a month.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Oh g sixty second because it is still an hour Okay, Yeah,
I mean, but I don't know. For me, it's like
I want to have the organism and the time it takes,
at the time it takes.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
I mean, I know different everyone's in all fairness, men
lead a more difficult sexual life, they really do.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
I agree, women.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Get to control if you're going to have sex, true way,
and simple two. A woman will sit there and go, oh,
this dick's too small, he came too quick. We don't
get we're just happy to get sex.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
I mean, man, it's playing simple men, you know, simple,
especially in the swinger world.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
You know, basically we sit there and go, she's a
sweet looking woman. She you know, she's a sweet woman.
She's you know, she might not be you know, selma
hyak right, but I'll close my eyes and she is,
you know or whatever.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
You know, women get to be a little more picky.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Women are a lot more keep.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Women control sex. Women control the world. They just don't
know it yet.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
No, they we just don't know it, but you do. Yeah,
women are definitely.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
It all boils down to the man's penis. That's where
the brain is.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Yes, that's what they always say. He thinks with the
small head.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I'm a man, I admit it. You know I've said
that before.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
You know, a couple with a great sexual relationship is
the happiest.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
When you go a long period of time without sex,
you know, your wife says and you take the trash out.
They may do it, but in their head they're like,
fuck you take out yourself.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Put you to what.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
That guy's getting sex every couple of days. You sit
there and go, honey, I need your left arm. Can
you shut cut it off?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Sure, honey, it's the truth. It's the honest truth.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Men. That are all the guys I know. The happiest
ones are the ones with the most actress sex. Like
they might not be happy about what their wife asked
them to do or what they're expected to do, they
do it because they're getting sex.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
It's everything you want to you know.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Uh, they do anything.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Surely, go and cut her mom so on. I hate
her mom, but you know what, I've been getting it
three times a week. I'm not going to mess that up.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
I'm going over there. That's the truth.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
No, men are simple creatures.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
We are women. Some women understand it, but they don't
utilize it.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Mm hmmm. You know, and we need to have some
firewood cut too.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Just cut up a bunch of gotten, so shut up,
you will I do. I got fifty bags of forty
pound bags of pellets, a whole up tour.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
I better be sucking you, dick.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
I better I get the top of the steps. You
better open your mouth.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
I'm not gonna do that tonight. I better suck a
mean dick tonight if I want those bags of.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
You know, I don't know which of the seven Dwarfs
that it's in the Dwarf family family.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Sometimes it's sleepy, sleepy.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Spitty anyway, all right, So that was a discussion.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Yeah, info at hot wifepodcast dot com to hear from you.
Let us know your thoughts on four guys from control
men or women or both or whatever you might identify us.
We've been hearing from our friend, my favorite cookie. You know,
he is living the cuckold life.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
He told me that his neighbor he bumped into and
was talking to her, she has had sex in like
five years. I said, dude, sounds like she's making you
an offer. And he's like, well, I'm a cuckold. Remember
It's like, you know, you can take a break from
cuckolding and just have sex.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yeah, he says. He found out she has something. He says,
I said, run oh oh yeah, something makes you burn
burns when you pee. So so he said stay away
for her.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
She's had it for five years.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I guess she got it and then stopped having sex.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
I don't know the whole story and that's fine. But
but he's living his cuckhold life. Man, He's he's got friends,
he's watching his ex. Seat is her boyfriend's ass, and
a bunch of stuff going on there.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
You have not forwarded those emails to me, even you
forwarded the one from j you know out there and
I've been too busy working. But yeah, she's still with her,
you know, her friend, and you know, sex is hotter
than ever, you know. I mean, she says she's still
(37:47):
having fun with him, and and you know, the I
think with her there must be I believe there's like
an age difference. Yeah, there's definitely an age difference. And
he's got a lot of energy, and that she's just
loving it. I mean, you know, because she told me
stories like to wear like a short skirt and he'll
just bend her over and just fuck her like, you know,
(38:09):
just over the kitchen table skirts. Because I bend you
over and you over the kitchen table.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I was in funny. I couldn't tell.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
I could have been somebody else skirt. I'm telling you
you are rocking that world. You are, and it's so
not fair, but I'm just I'm just glad that people
can be honest with themselves and their desires, and you know,
as long as everybody's like like we said before, everybody's
(38:43):
consenting and on board and all this other stuff, and
that they're able to experience it and be true to themselves,
whether it's being cuckled or whatever. You're into whatever you're
you know, and nobody looks at you like you're a freak.
And that was one thing that that Ali was bringing up.
And when she talked to Vanilla friends about her desires,
are like, oh, you know, they're into this, and then
(39:04):
there's such a freak. And she got like, you know,
I get it.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
That she's a freaking Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Exactly, and she's like, just clamp. You just stop talking,
you just stop talking.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
But the other thing, tomorrow I'll be putting up the
new fifty Shades of Pleasure, Yes magazine.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
The free and it is a Halloween version.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
It's it's a Halloween themed Halloweener Halloween, and you've seen it.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
It really looks great, it looks awesome. I like it.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Probably by noon tomorrow it will be the new issue
at fifty Shades of Pleasure dot com.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Check it out. It's free, Tell your friends.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
It's all kinds of like spooky recipes.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Sorry, not all kinds.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Now, there's two two.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Just a couple of drinks, just.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
A couple of drinks. I saw the pictures.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Role playing carr Stories and Blindfold, and my dog's given
Donna kisses here. It almost sounds like Donna's masturbating, but
she's not.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
I can't with my mouth, my dog'.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Excusing me stop anyway, So check out what and where
and who Donna is doing.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Someone scene kisses.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Very intrusive for a dog, ye, intrusive. But check out
where and when Donna is doing the hot livedonaland dot com.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
I'm posting tomorrow for sure, since a day off.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Also, feel free to emails with questions, comments, statements if
you want to write for the magazine. I also next
month will be another Swinger Magazines. So we're going to
make Fifty Shades of Pleasure be more what it was
originally meant to be a B DSM magazine, right, and
we're going to have a new one called The Swinger's
Journal that's going to be a basically just about swinging,
(40:55):
you know, So it.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Sounds like fun. Yeah, we'll work for me, yeah of course.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
But anyway, so again, I hope you uh all, you know,
thank you all for listening, and again our numbers are
growing back to where they were, which is very flattering.
And yeah, so again I want to thank everyone and
stay horny.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
I have a great night, everybody,
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