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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Speaker 2 (00:42):
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Speaker 2 (00:58):
Hello everybody, this is done a lit and the Welcome
to my Hot Wife Podcast. I'm here, of course, with
my ever wonderful husband, Vince. Of course, here we go,
we go with a wonderful husband. I gotta find another
word for you, like astound.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
You have a bunch of words for They're never flattering.
Oh the one you could bring up right now, we're stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, we had some technical issues.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, the technical issue is I was drunk, recorded a
show and then I misplaced the chip with the show.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
So you're sitting right, I'm gonna go find.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I'm like, okay, unlike you, I funked up.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh yeah, okay, I just didn't have No.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I don't ship rose like you do.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yes, I do. And after well, well that were true
that am I as smell like rose petals from a
compost pile. I would not have gotten my ass eating yesterday.
But that's a whole other topic, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Well, I guess we're gonna go there.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Right, Yes, we are going We're going right there. Mister
my shit, don't smell that bad?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
What's back up? We talked about the yeah, mystery man. Yeah,
that was that was the last show we talked about.
That was supposed to happen Saturday.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
That was supposed to be like a birthday present.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
And you know, in previous shows we've talked about the phenomena,
not a good phenomenon no of ghosting. So you know,
we had texted back and forth with this guy, or
I had did, and he was, oh, oh my god,
I you know, I'm nervous. I'm going to get to
be with her, and oh my god, I can't wait.
My dick is so all that crap. Yep, and he's
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supposed to be here seven o'clock on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You can from that morning because you said, hey, what
do you want? What did you like to drink? So
you can so you know, go from there. But he
reached out.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Seven o'clock comes that night. Yeah, no mystery man seven fifteen,
No mystery man seven thirty, No.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Mystery man seven forty five, miss you man.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
And I just told him, I guess you're not coming.
Have a good night. Well, so he ghosted us. He
stood us up. So you spend good money to buy
a profile on a website just so you can try
to get laid, but then when you get the opportunity
to get laid, you back out. Show up.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, I'm gonna show them. I'm not going to show up.
I'm gonna talk dream and I'm gonna say this and that,
and I'm going to get all fired up and then
I'm going to do something and I'm no show.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I'm single and I need to get laid. And well
I'm gonna show them. I'll teach at married couple. They'll
have to have sex together.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
And we did, so fuck you, thank.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You, but go fund yourself So for those of you
who might do that ship, do us a favor, do
his favorite Go find a shotgun, don't.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Get no vincent, don't get fine, just don't do it.
Don't do it. Why would you do that? Doesn't make
any sense. You're on this site to get It is
a given. It is a give, and you will get late.
It's not like, don't your high school dance. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It's a gift for somebody's night up by making them
get ready and everything else to supposedly be with you,
and then you decide you're not going to show up.
So all that does is just ruins two people, three
people's evening.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, you know, I think it's what he was trying
to do.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
And it's like, I don't know what but he got
he would have had the opportunity to have a good evening.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Who had had a good evening. It's a given that
it was going to fuck him. Hello, That's what's fucking's
all about. It was a given. It's a sure thing,
you know, like if you're going to your your high
school dance and it's like I'm going with you know, Rebecca,
and I don't know, you know, she likes me, bro,
I don't know if I'm going to score. It's kind
of an up down and dating when you're that age.
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This is a fucking sure thing.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
It's even like a regular first date of vanilla first.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Vanilla first date. You don't know. This is a fucking
sure thing. Folks, Why the fuck? We'll be like, Oh,
I want to fuck so bad, but I'm not going
to show up, and.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I'll teach him. I'll teach wonder why I can't get
laid well, Wonder if I showed up, if I would act.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Well, here's the thing. He did reach out to you
the next Yeah, that was bullshit. You know he said
a friend.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Oh close friend passed away.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You couldn't. Well, I know how that is. But just
I his best friend.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
But he wasn't even out. Okay, we'll give him benefit
of doubt. So he should have been on the way here.
It was like my last text message with him was
like at six o'clock right right, Okay, so he should
have been because he's like forty minutes away. He should
have technically been. Now if you find out at that moment,
now you know you have a commitment, right you find out,
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Oh my god, Joe Bunyak died. Oh my god, I'm
so upset. I guess I can't go to the same tonight. Well,
the proper thing to fucking do is to reach out
and say, listen, something came up. A friend died. My
ass hurts, whatever fuck it might be.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
My ass is itching.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah, I can't get my thumb out of my.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Ass whatever I was going to be.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Really, I think I'm gonna try getting two or three
fingers in my ass sight.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I'm not going to come to see you dicker itching.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I can't get to weeping this stop.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
You know you went to too, But whatever, just the
common courtesy. I don't care if to lie, we'll figure
it out. To lie, it's like, but at least you know,
well again, it could.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Be maybe the pictures he sent us were bullshit pictures.
So he shows up. He could have been you know,
a six hundred pound you know, uh, you know, Samoan
hap Eskimo or something, and you know, not the person
he said he was.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We had, remember that one guy he claimed he was
a doctor. I still don't know if he was or not,
doesn't matter, but he had like this generic picture.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I was like, oh, but he showed up.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
But he showed up and it's like it wasn't the
same guy, but it was like he's still a decent guy. Yeah.
It was like, so, I don't know why he would
use and he.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Showed up a fake picture because if he is a doctor,
he doesn't one.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I guess whatever, But he was still a good We
saw doctors.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
And teachers have to be very careful putting their picture
out there.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, I guess you have to put up something that's
not them necessarily where they just blur their face or
you know, yeah right, I mean, here's one that just
a real quick introduction. Some of the pictures, like the
one the last really nice guy we talked to on
the phone over the weekend. Sure, and he was like,
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I love your pictures, blah blah blah. I'm like, uh, buddy,
don't get too excited. Some of them are twenty years old,
you know, and you're like, oh, I put up some
recent ones. I'm so glad because they can see you know,
you know this a little bit, you know, Saggy, would
you know a little bit, yes, yes, a little bit, Okay,
a lot of it. You know, you have a little
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little bit shut up.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
You sucks so ba like a fisher, all of it,
all of it, all of it.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Thank you so nice. I feel so special. I feel
so special with you. But it was like some of
those pictures. You know, I look really hot, but I
was forty. I wasn't. I wasn't sixty like I am now.
Oh I'm going to be sixty five, Yes, sixty five,
beat you to you. Just keep lying about you, sixty
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sixty five. I'm not gonna squabble over five years. But
forty years of you know, twenty years is there's a
gap there. You know, some of these pictures were taken
when I was about forty two, forty three, forty six, whatever,
fifty there were ten years.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Old Wednesday, I mean, turn sixty five. Can I officially
call you my old lady?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
And you don't already?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Not in public?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Oh well there I feel again.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I feel I don't want people know I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I got really special now, Oh fuck you you're such
an ass.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Special fun I'm not gonna, you know, help you steady
up your walker?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Okay, oh my god, you know it really sucks. I'm
just thinking about my brother in law. I think when
he turned I think when he turned fifty. We got
him our walker, remember the walker. We got him the horns.
It was terrible, basket, the basket. But he was only fifty.
He wasn't sixty five. So I'm surprised I didn't get
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a I didn't get a walker from somebody like my
great age had.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
But we have steps, so you can't have it.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, oh you can use a walker with steps, it's
just not as it's not so easy.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
So anyway, okay, so that excitement didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
No, it didn't. It did not happen.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
It fell flat, It didn't even fault didn't show up.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It didn't even Yeah, it just was awful.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
But Sunday, Sunday Sundays.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yes, I had a hot date with a regular playmate friend,
fuck buddy, whatever you want to call him. And we've
been out to on hot dates U several times, yeah,
numerous times. So he's like, yeah, let's go on a
hot date and I'll take out the lunch and i'll
come back. And I was like, yeah, we'll set something
up on the veranda and we'll have some fun. So
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we went out to lunch, had a great conversation, had
a great meal, came back fucked for like an hour
on the verandah on the mastage table. It was fun.
I had a good time. It was wonderful. So fuck
you the guy from Saturday Night, mister mystery man. I
had fun on.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Sundays, did you every which way?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Oh my god? Yeah. Yeah. We set the cameras and everything,
and it was like this and that. He want to
suck my feet, he wanted do this. I was like,
let's do whatever you want to do. Do whatever you
want to do, and he did. It was anal there's
anal plug. There was sixty nine ivagine.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
At some point.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
At some point, at some point, yeah, he had you
like try to like lean backwards, like over the table
so he could like fuck my face. But my neck
is too short. I'm not it's not good for me
that I can't do that. Yeah, I can't do that either.
You tried. I understand.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I never get in any position where a dick can
go in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Okay, see, that's that's the first thing.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I'm funny. That way, you make sure dicks are out
there that my mouth and never gets at that level.
I stay up elevated. I save my six ft level level.
Mouth does not reach crotch level even you know, being
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in the gym class whatever in the locker rooms, like
because I stood the funk up. Nope, I'm not cutting
poked out by a cock or mouth or no.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Bounce and who knows where to land. No, that was fun.
We did a lot of different positions, which was fun,
a lot of fun. Yeah, so yeah, that was That
was definitely a good time. So that made up for
the horrible.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
You know what was your favorite part of it?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Oh, the let me see here. I wanted to just
surprise him with the large butt plug. But I'm kind
of out of practice.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
The way you made that sounds like it's like I
got a butt plug for you.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
No, no, not for me.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Bend over, tick this off your ass, turn the camera off.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I might do that. Well, here's the thing. I was
gonna wear it because I was wearing this little summer dress.
Sounds all cute, and I was gonna wear the butt plug. Yes,
I like to match that purple wan of the butterfly.
It's so cute. I like that.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I like to not wearing well.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Here, I wanted to wait, Oh yeah, god, that would
just kill me. No, I wanted to wear that. I
wanted to put the butt plug in. I was scared
to death, even with the cute little butterfly thong or
actually g string, I was afraid the butt plug might
fall out. While oh my god, oh yeah, be terrible waitress.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Did you drop this man?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Well he seemed kind of gay, so he might be
like our waiter was no, no, no, the waiter he
was like, Oh, he was definitely in a fun way. Yeah,
it was definitely fun, very attentive, he was very good.
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I was just thinking that, and I was like, I'm
not going to do that because they come in blue.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
To Jesus, Oh my gosh, I just don't want the
pink one.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I just want the pink one. But he would have
been fine with it. But like, right across the little
aisle from us was a very nice family with two
girls and their tweens, you know that like and twelve,
that kind of age you're younger eight, you know, eight
between eight and twelve, one sister. And I was like, oh,
that would not have been good.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
So I remember the time we were at the adult
bookstore and the guy who worked there was over talking
to us. He came over and talk to us, and
he started talking to us for whatever reason about cock rings.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Oh yes, yes, oh my god, that.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Was and then his cock ring fell off.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Well, yes, no, he didn't fall up. He said he
was in the wall the mall one time and he goes, yeah,
he's walking in the mall and you know, my cockering
like kind of made its way like out of my
jeans and like fell on the floor. I was like, well,
you shouldn't be wearing our cock ring for extended periods
of time because you're cutting off the blood.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Flow, don't you. Why don't you, I say, be erect
when you have a cot.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Well no, actually, cock rings what they do is like
as you get an erection, it keeps the blood there.
Yeahtain erection.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
He had didn't go like around his nuts to stuff.
He started about the kind it was just in the
early days. This was and fifteen years ago. It was
just that, just like that metal key ring thing. It
goes over your day. I thought, have you put it
on your limp? No, no, you put it on your
limp and get hard and then it chokes off the blood. Yeah,
it was. It's just like a metal key.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah. Yeah, but he probably didn't stay hard because he's
walking in the mall, which.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Is that kind of makes my dick shrivel too.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Oh you're not walking around with a raging heart onto
your Oh.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Look, Macy's walk with an erection.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
New song. I like that.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
It's not a new song, it is well.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I mean it's nice spin off the nice uh cover.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Every male sang made walk like an Egyptian and to
walk with an erection, Like there's a guy you didn't
sing that.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I definitely didn't sing that, so to me that would
seem kind of I did not.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
You never heard no, No, yeah, no, that was like
I think every guy and yeah, that makes sense. It's
like an erection.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
As it should be.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Just don't you just didn't want to hear a guy
in the fucking locker room sitting that.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah. That in ymcall.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
That was out in the seventies, so why MCI. Yeah
those people with seventies. Yeah, maybe disco seventies.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Have you ever gone to a YMCA.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah, it's a whole nother show.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Oh it's we went to one. I was at a
friend of mine, like a fuck buddy, I never told
you that. I just remembered it. Now. We were in
a YMC and they're open like for the public, and
you could like use the bathrooms and bah blahdah, bah dah.
So we both went into the bathroom at the same time,
and of course we're messing around in the bathroom and
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the lady came down and yeah, being a guy, yeah,
and he was like, she was like, yeah, I could
have gone either way with me. You get out of there.
Blah blah blah. We're trying to say, no, we were
just paying. We just wanted to talk. You think the
fuck out. Yeah, we were just talking while we're peeing.
It's multitask.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
We have to do a whole show and YMC Experiences
that's what.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
That's my only I got a bunch.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I'm sure you do. Okay, then you hold on that.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
That's a whole nother show.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
You can definitely hold on.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Not a good show. Not a good show. I have
to go back to the now.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I'm sure you do. So, I mean, like, on a
great weekend, even though things were you know, kind.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Of yeah, well, now you got to start sending something
up for next weekend. The one new young guy, he's
the following weekend.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Oh, he's the following weekend. So, oh my god, do
I have a book like it? Like a calendar?
Speaker 3 (17:44):
No, not yet. I'm just saying, you know, you have to, yeah,
talk about some different people.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
We did. I thought I talked about a couple of
guys to.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Well, there's a new guy that you could range something with,
kind of fun, you know, that you talk to and
send them a pictures and then you used to have
some of the older ones you wing to catch up
with that.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, I've been promising one gentleman because his birthday's really
close to mine. I did. I didn't know that, but
I do now. I'm like, he's like, oh, you know,
my birthday's next week. I'm like, yes, it's fine. Oh,
we got to do something. And I'm like I was
thinking I had like I thought the young guy was
going to be this Sunday.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
So I was like, oh, I don't know. Texted okay
late yesterday and said, because it's his birthday weekend.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
And he just don't want to get laid on his birthday.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
You know. Sometimes family makes plans.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, they sure do, don't they know he's young, he's
early twenty.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yes, my mom wants him over there a birthday cake,
eat some pie.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Mom. I don't want cake, I want pie. Yeah, So
it's what happens. I mean that was a lot of fun. Yeah,
I think I'm getting back in the groove again. I
think you are, you know, because it was like you've
been fired it like stop, I enjoy tell you that.
Oh yeah, I get it. You know, you talk about
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a lot, you know, as we're doing our thing.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
So yep, and yeah, so you know you have to
see what you can pull together for next weekend.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Oh see what I can pull Maybe that might be
like that weekend. Not not, not tomorrow. I'll be pulling
something for sure over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah, well whatever, So all right, Well it's gonna be
a short show. It's gonna be twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I think the Drunk Show was a little longer there, mister.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, I don't remember how long.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Oh my god, it we'd be fine. We have to
put it up anyway. It was very funny. Yeah you're
so inebriated. Oh yes, we we must have an alcohol problem.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I'm thinking, Oh no, I don't have a problem. I
drink it very easily. That's not a problem.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
That's not a problem.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
It's functioning after I drink. Well, I think drinking isn't
the problem.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I started drinking early too, because we went on a
hot day and I had beer then, but you started
drinking bourbon.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah, we went out underproof bourbon.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, I had like one Guinness.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yeah, I'm drinking hunter Proof bourbon on a one day.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Why didn't you just switch the beer, dummy, dummy.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Because for my diabetes, that's really bad.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
The beer is actually worse.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I know, I get it, okay, and I enjoy and
I enjoy bourbon war Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I'm just trying to save your brain cells. But the
pancreas is what you're more concerned with. I understand that.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I mean it's already shot.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
That is pretty shot. Yeah that's yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
But yeah, so you're embracing the hot wife thing.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah yeah. Well yeah, my my shoulders feeling better, you know,
so I can do more things. You'd be surprised how
much you use your shoulders for. And the right one
was getting worse. But today I got my quarter zone shot.
So I will be in the next two or three
days knock on wood pain free and it will last
to a month. So I will be right as range
(21:02):
for about two months, and then after that it kind
of you papers off. But yeah, it's it's I hate
to say it, but there's a lot of a lot
of sexual things. You use your shoulders, elbows. Sure, you
know risk for sixty Oh yeah, I did it for
a brief time. I could do it for a brief
brief time. But I can't put it, you know, no backflips,
(21:23):
no upside down, you know, no trapez no trapeze. Yeah
that's yeah. I couldn't. Couldn't do that with good shoulders.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
So all right, all right, and let you go there again.
Check out you I see who and what?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Oh yeah, I'm back and then I'm back in the saddle.
I want to break out singing, but I won't.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I won't do that.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Uh do you call that singing?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Oh that's what I'm saying. Okay, but yeah no, go
to wife donald in dot com. Check that out. See
what she's doing again. Thank you, uh for coming back
to listening to our podcast. Are not you know, just
nauseating talk?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Uh so?
Speaker 3 (22:13):
But you know, so, you know, we'll be doing another
show for the you know, later the week, probably Cordette
Wednesday or something, probably Thursday. I'm gonna get back to
putting shows up Mondays and Mondays and Thursdays.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Let's just do it. That's what we're doing. Do it again.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
The Monday Monday show you'll hear about the fun she
had all weekend, and then yeah, and then Thursday show
you hear more about the fun she's planning for the
following weekend.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh that sounds nice. I like that.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
So okay, all right, so with everyone, thank you again,
stay horny.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I have a great night. Everybody,