September 4, 2025 • 32 mins
In this episode of the Hot Wife Podcast, hosts Donna Lynn and Vince explore various aspects of relationships and intimacy, focusing on what arouses them beyond physical touch. They reflect on their summer experiences, the thrill of spontaneity in intimate encounters, and the importance of communication in sexual relationships. The conversation is filled with personal anecdotes, humor, and insights into the dynamics of adult relationships.
Takeaways
Takeaways
- The podcast emphasizes that the views expressed are personal opinions.
- Spontaneity in intimacy can lead to more erotic experiences.
- Arousal can come from memories and outside stimuli, not just physical touch.
- Communication is key in understanding what partners enjoy during intimacy.
- Reflecting on past experiences can enhance current arousal.
- The hosts share humorous and candid stories about their intimate lives.
- Summer experiences can impact relationship dynamics and intimacy.
- The thrill of spontaneous encounters often leads to memorable moments.
- Arousal can be a complex interplay of emotions and memories.
- The importance of being aware of a partner's responses during intimacy.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into
discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin,
we want to make it clear that the views expressed
on this podcast are solely those of the host and
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(00:26):
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permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now let's
heat things up.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You'll let them get to screamed, but stime do roughly
you wild as dreams. I'm why podcast breaking all the norms,
open discussions about the swing fall.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Hello everybody, this is the all in and welcome to
my Hot White podcast. Of course, I'm here with my
wonderful husband Vince as usual, of course. So how are
you dear? All right, just all right, nothing exciting now.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
That's how I had a boring day at work. So
you know it's hard to come off of eight hours
sitting around Twitter on your thumbs. I have a lot
of excitement.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
You had a busier day, apparently, Yes, my big days
are crazy busy right now, So I went through that
crazy crazy you know.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Now that summer is over, sad to say. I know,
everybody's back at work and in school, so yeah, don't
get quite the flow of traffic through my job.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
But you know that we had during the summer, right,
I got it, which is fine. Yeah, well it happens
with the season, so it is. Yeah, I'm sad to
see the summer go to it. We didn't get a
chance to really hang out by the pool and do
you know much.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Cold early again, I know, rain and all that crap.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I only had a couple of playmates down there this
this season, and it is.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Your shoulder and everything else too didn't help.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, but I was I was good, you know until
later on. But it was like the season. It was
just cold and rainy, rainy, rainy, rainy, rainy. Yeah, it
was just not sad. I'm really this summer has been
a very sad summer because I didn't get a chance
to you know, really have some fun in the pool
and you know things around the pool and under the
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pergola and you know, you know, sad.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
But anyway, yeah, no it was a good. So I
came up with tonight's topic just a by complete whim.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Well, you were board at work? Is out, so that's
what you do at work?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Well, I'm sitting there just staring at traffic out on
the road in front of the place I where and
counting cars and what can I What are you talk about?
So the thing I came up with and the situation
I was in isn't one of them? Right?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Right? Right?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
What makes you horny? And not like not something I'm
thinking more along the lines of is there something that
other than like someone touching you or you know, doing
something to you make you horny? Just something like you know,
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a smell, memories, I mean, what what happens in your
life that makes you horny?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Hmmm. Actually, when I'm when you were telling me about
this topic, I was thinking it's not necessarily that, and
then I really turned on. Now I'm really really super
horn As soon as he leaves the room, I am
so horny. You just can't believe it.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Comes back and wow the doors open.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
No, I was thinking, it's more like the things like
those outside stimula, beside somebody touching me, the smells, there's
memories and whatever. It's not that I make me horny.
I think that they there's a level of a rousal,
not necessarily horny, but definitely a level of a rousal,
some kind of titillation.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Well I think, I mean, I feel safe in saying
this at least that you know, for me, I don't
necessarily get horny anymore.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Well, we're not fourteen, No, you're not sixteen. You know
what I'm saying where you.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Just not that I don't get in the mood, right,
But I can't say I get horny. I mean, you
know again, I'm pushing sixty fifty nine, right, you know. Yeah,
it's not like the wind change directions like.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, it's like really, I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, I mean I guess when I do have moments
that I reflect back on my life, you know, different playmates,
for different scenarios I've been in times I can like,
yeah that was pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, but that's not necessarily being horny, that's that's a
level of arousal.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
But yeah, Well, but what I'm saying is, I guess
said I don't think I get like, you know, again,
at fifty nine, you don't generally wake up with morning, would.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
You know? Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, I you know, you know, I can stand up
for the classroom and not worry.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, yeah, you're you're you're going public speaking at this
this stage of the game.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, but no, I mean again, for me, it would
be horny. For me, it be what it's my engine started.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I guess, well, that's a level of a rousal, a
level forny.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, arousal is a type of horny.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah, but I'm talking like the you know, fourteen year
old boy wake up by Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
No, they don't even need any kind of stimuli to
get to get aroused. You just have to you know,
look at an apple and you get aroused.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Just think about going to you know, sleeping in.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Really, So what are the things that get you.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Kind of to get the arousal.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Usually it's my bank accounts.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Well you actually that would actually make me very aroused. Yes,
that's arousing to me. No. Usually I'll think back to
when I was dancing and like the couch dances and stuff,
and those those certain scenarios that I was scenarios that
I was involved in with you know, grinding on somebody.
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But again, you're that the memory of that, not actually
doing that, but the memory of that was It's always
kind of a rousing. We had some fun when we
were with the other dancer with April. Remember April. I
think back of that. I'm pretty sure she does, so
those kind of memories always, Yeah, I think they kind
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of I get titillated's there's a titillation there, there's an
arousal level, there's.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
A well, it was a rousing about those scenarios. Is
it was all spontaneous? Yes, that to me is the
most erotic thing. And all of a sudden, I can't
hear myself my headphones. I don't know. I guess I
got death some of your I don't even want to
hear myself.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
You can hear again.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Sounds like a physical problem.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I think your knob is loose too. But we're not
talking about the same thing.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
But yeah, I know those spontane things happen m M
are very radic It's it's like that time up in
the kitchen with Mickey.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I was just thinking about the times with Mickey. I
think it down there by the pool, yeah, yeah, got
her on the side of the pool and she sprayed
all over the edge of the pool. And there's nothing
wrong with that. To catch it all in my mouth,
But yeah, there's a lot of catch.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You know, but the spontaneous things like you know, like
the other week, the one gentleman who we thought was
going to be shooting with us. I mean, that was
just kind of a spontaneous thing.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
It was kind of a yeah, that's yeah, it is
a spontaneous ones. I remember that was much younger, I
probably still in college. I had a little threesome at
the National Park, which I won't say because it's probably
very illegal to have a set.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
They didn't catch it, Yeah, they didn't catch us.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Now it's with a valley valley for to the National Park. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
People have fuck valley for it.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Oh, I'm for a lot of people have.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Oh I got that one couple there to photograph the wife.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Oh yeah, the wife and the husband. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well he stayed back at the tourist center, right, and
I took her through the park and photographed her and
then yeah, we played.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yeah that was spontaneous.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, it was just supposed to be a photo shoot.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
But you know how things go. The thing one thing
happened after length. I'm sure she did. Yeah. I mean,
actually that the little space in my head was quite
a lot of fun. It was very spontaneous. I don't.
I don't even know we had a blanket to throwdown.
I hope we did, because you know, doing all like
just plain old grass and god knows what's in the
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grass and weeds.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
And how many it was like forty years ago.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Hmm, yeah, I actually think it was probably, Yes, it
was forty years ago. No, no, no, I was. I
was in my I was, I was in college. I
just like I was twenty, right, so it's so forty
years ago because I'm sixty five now, so I was
forty plus years ago. I was twenty.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I don't think I was whatever the math breaks out to.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, I didn't do the math. Sorry, guys.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
It's always you know, it's like I did a lot
of photo shoots with different.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Women, right, you know, there was never any concept of sex.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
It was never It's just I'm going to do the shoot.
But sometimes I yeah, everyone if the women were hired
up and like where do you think you're going?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, that's and that's not a bad thing.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I'm not complaining.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, I'm sure you're not. If you were complaining, i'd
be like, what's wrong with you? Dude?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, I mean, you know, like going to a swinger party,
they're fun, right, club or whatever, But you kind of
know there's a good chance I'm getting something.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Right, it's a possibility, saying that's.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
A bad thing, but there's something more rotic, like if
you just happen to be out, say at a restaurant
or a bar more likely, and you happen to just
meet another couple. When it happens, it's not even a
swear couple. Right that we went we had it. It
hasn't happened to us, right, But if we went someplace
together sitting to having a drink meant this other couple
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and started happening, you know, start drinking, guy a little
tipsy and.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yeah I got a little sirtatious, and then the flirting
becomes something else and something else, yeah the penthouse.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
But you know, yeah sure, but you know those kind
of things are it was it erotic and stick in
your head? Yeah, that would make me quote unquote horny.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, I agree, And it is. The spontaneity is because
it is so organic and orgasmic, hopefully hopefully.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Because organic can also be bad.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Yeah, organic could. Well, well I'm saying it happens naturally
as as organic that way.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, but when it happens organically. Sometimes things go wrong.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Oh yeah, sometimes things do wrong. But but because I
don't know, I think in those circumstances, even if things
aren't quite right, you're you're so you're so wrapped up
in the throes of passion and what's going on that
even if things don't go quite right, it's okay, it's okay,
it doesn't even matter.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, So talking about organic Okay, So this Sunday, we're
going to record the show for Monday.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
We talked about not talking about things that are supposed
to happen.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Oh yeah, I know, and every time we do, they
fall flat. Oh yeah, it's terrible. I'm never going to
do that again.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Well, he's been the same couple.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
No, no, no, a different couple.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Different.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Okay, your classmate, oh my classmate.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yes, he's been sending me pictures. He has this new
gorgeous girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Oh my god, so much fun too.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
She is I mentioned gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
She's gorgeous and she's adventurous. Yeah, Like he took pictures
of her on those rocks and it was like, how
have they got her down there?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I've been getting more pictures as a day of her
naked and oh, I texted him back. Okay, okay, I
give in, she can have me.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
What was the response to that?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
He didn't respond to. I think he's still laughing. Okay,
but no, they are flying back in late Saturday night,
and they're supposed to come over Sunday afternoon and hang
out with us talk. They want me to do my
photography magic okay of her not that day. We're going
to plan a shoot okay, but then they're going to
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come on and share some experiences and stuff with us
on a podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Oh man, we shouldn't talk about you know, it's gonna
it's not gonna happen. Something that's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Bugging me for weeks with this? Has he met her?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Right?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I'm like, okay, let's make it happen. Okay, you know,
so let's do this.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Stop talking, let's less talk, more walking, let's go that
doesn't rhyme.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I don't need it to rhyme.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I no, I had nothing rhyming out. Father, I'm not
father goose. Okay, Okay, well, now we talked about you Jingstince.
That's probably not gonna happen now, thanks, Bence.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
We'll see if it happens, and you know, and.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
You know, the funny thing is this gentleman I went
this gentleman I went to school with. I've only blown him,
I've never fucked him. And every time we get him
like like, okay, the next time, you know, you know,
you know, I'm gonna fuck Him'm gonna he gets another
girlfriend and either like but this one, this I was, Yeah,
this one's in the life all the other ones.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
It might be something they might want to do a
photo shoot of review playing.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Oh, that could be interesting.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
We'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I don't want to get my hopes up.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I haven't talked about that to them or anything else.
I'm just saying, you know, there's one of those things
they could make your honey that he was.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
You know, when I know him in school, he was
very quiet and goody goody, you know. So I had
no idea this this whole side of him. And then
when he contacted us on the Swinger website, I was like,
is this the same person I went to school with?
You know, It's like, oh, and then do I dare say,
you know.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yes, things we found out about it?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah, no, no, not even close. But yeah, I think
there's a whole lot of fun, especially with the new girlfriend.
Sounds like she's a whole lot of fun. She's really adventurous,
and she's.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Not she's great to look at.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
It's more fun if she's you know, has a great
personality and it's fun to be with. Something's great to
look at. It's just great to look at. But and
that's where it goes, Well, what what what good is
looking at it if it doesn't interact with you in
some former fashion. I'm not always talking sexual here, folks.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
That's how you are at me.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Oh, she's on the beach naked. Nice. This guy's a
little bit of hanger downers there, huh, a little bit.
I can see it from over here and I'm across
the room.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
A belly chain on.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, belly, it's very hot. Wow, where did they go? God?
I hate them already. Yeah, it's nice. She got some
funky tan lines. I don't know what she's weird, Yeah,
so punky lines. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
It's like if she gets summer and I will.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
You were such a gentleman, you know you do. I'm
so proud of you. You're such a humanitarian, so compassionate.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So you know again, I think we agree. Then the
spontaneous things, not only do they stick in your brain,
Oh yeah, they do make you horny, but you know
the you know, just they're more rotic.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
I do, Yes, they're definitely more erotic. Absolutely, Yeah, there's
a bunch of I'm sure if I went back through
my many years of being my wild child self, but
there's probably a lot of other very erotic and spontaneous
happenings that I've probably forgotten about. But like I said,
the threesome that was in the Valleeport State Park was
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probably one of the ones I do remember the most
because it was spontaneo, just like outdryver on. Hey, that's
going here.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
The first day we were we did some physical.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah that's true. We were like doing this quote photo shoot.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
We did a photo shoot.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
We did do the photoshoot. I'm doing air quotes. But
was also like we were drinking a little bit.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Just a case of smearing off ice a little bit.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Well, I don't think we drank the whole case, No
we did. We didn't drink the entire case. Dan, I'm
sure you did.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, tolerance, especially smearing off.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I didn't get half. I guarantee you.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Oh, I could not have been drinking. No, I'm sure
I drank a little bit while I was pretty toasted.
But yeah, that was. That was very spontaneous, now that
you mentioned it, that was that was fun.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
And there was a time we were in that other
office and I put your the mantle.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
That was spontaneous, wasn't it my pussy? And I was like,
I don't squirt, but I certainly remember oozing all over
the place. I left some wet spots, big wet spots.
So that was that was fun. Yeah, you know what,
I think the god I took all my threats. Let
me let me call for a second here, so meet my.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
She's coughing.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I'm sorry about that. I don't know what happened, but yeah,
it is those spontaneous ones that are very titillating. They
were definitely fun. But I have to something to drink too.
I don't know what's going on there, something floating around
that got my throat. I don't I don't know. Don't
make me laugh when I'm swallowing. Please don't do that.
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That's not even not even nice. I got enough problems.
I mean squirt, I mean spraying that my drink all
over the placecrophone. Yeah, I don't run the microphone, but yeah,
I actually those really spontaneous, erotic interludes are probably the
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most fun to think about. Yeah, you know the first
time you and I got together, Yeah, it was an abasement.
I mean it was like this old building.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
There was a basement. Photo the basement. We came up.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
We were in our office, Yeah, but we were We
started out in the in the basement.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Though. That's the first time you learned about my tongue
I have.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
The first time I found you. Yes, that's true. Yeah,
I remember I was like on the floor of the
office and you were doing stuff to me.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Maybe we started out on the desk, but it wasn't comfortable.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I you know, truthfully, I don't remember that far back.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yeah, I think I picture and put you on the
desk and I was like kissing you. I stood up
and I was kissing you right, and then you know
I had you laid back.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah, the desk was not certainly isn't. Let's go to
the floor. Its more room.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Went to the floor and becked your pussy and then
we fucked.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Yeah, no, no, no, And we didn't fuck the first time.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
We didn't fuck.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
No, I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
We were just so drunk.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Oh yeah, I remember having many orgasms. Can I just
tell you so many wonderful orgasms. I never had orgasms
like that, and not just because I was drunk. I
mean I've sort of certainly did heighten the experience a
little bit maybe, but the the orc Ass, it was
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like wave after wave after wave of ore gas. I
was like, oh my god, I didn't know my body
could do that.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I can.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Well, you certainly raise the bar for anybody else who
does oral on me, so that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
So that's one of the funny thing so far. Okay,
whether you're lying.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
To me or not, why would I lie If you weren't,
I wouldn't have married.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
You if you no, no, no. After you get done
playing with to my knowledge, every guy you've ever played with,
like when we're going to play afterwards, the laos and
everything that your pussy and make you have an work.
As you're like or as I started to look your pussy,
I was like, yeah, that's the tongue I want that.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Well, I mean there, I've had a couple of contenders.
I have had a couple of contenders, but man, I
I don't want to bash anybody, but like there's a
couple young guys that kept twisting their head back and forth,
back and forth. They're like, no, my pussy goes up
and down, not back and forth. And you have any
kind of nubs, any kind of like you know, bristly.
He's like, I might as well, you know, play with
(22:12):
a fucking uh brillo patt Yeah, thank you very much
for for doing that. So so when we get to
play afterwards and you actually started eating my pussy, is like, yes,
now that's how you eat a pussy. That's how you
do it.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
For me, Okay, for me a few years and probably
a lot more pussy experience than they do. Well, because
most people who look at me, like guys I worked
with in the past.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Oh, they just break you off.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I'm sure they're like, oh, Vince has had two people
in his whole life. Okay, sure, No, it's not a competition,
No it's not. I don't I don't go around bragging,
you know, I don't even talk about it. No, But
I mean.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
For me, it's it's what it trips my trigger.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
That's yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I can come in like two minutes, not a problem.
And I you know, so or now more than one orgasm?
Oh no, no, it's too much on my head Okavian
or something. But like I even try to tell guys
like use your tongue here, do this. You know, I
try to try to be I don't want to be bossy,
but you know, I know what I need. I know
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what I want, and I know how to communicate that
to another person. But you know, they refuse to listen.
They're they're going with their heads going, you know, back
and forth. It's like no, up and down, up and down.
Oh I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I kept my mouth shut to him when he was
talking about it. I think, do I know the cigaret pussy? Yeah, sure,
go ahead. He's like, you gotta do the alphabet.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Get the fuck out it.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
I think. I hope to god he was kidding. I no, No,
that how to be a joke. Come on, that's that's
that's lane letter, that's an agg come on slow.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
The Chinese alphabet, all the characters.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
And I also do it quick for me, I like
fast flickering tongue on my clip, but not only on
my clit. I really like to tease around the clit. Oh,
I really like it. This does sound really stupid, Like
I like it when you lick over the hole, don't
go in the hole yet, just around it, like on top.
(24:23):
It's like weird because the hole is there, you think
you want to go in, but no, I want it
like on top of it and around it, but don't
go in it yet. I want to be teased and
then do the clit and then do around it and
tease it, and then I.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Know.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
I'm trying to explain to our listeners what I like.
And I even tried to explain it to people that
have their head nestled between my thighs, and yet they're
doing I don't know what they're doing with their face, don't.
I don't know what they're doing. Sometimes they get it,
sometimes they don't. And I mean not that it always
feels it doesn't necessarily feel bad, but before I know,
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I don't. I don't jump on this, change it. But no.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
One of the things that I'm very cognitive, it's a
big word for me.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Oh that's a big word.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Of the person who I'm playing with. I'm trying to
be aware of what they're experiencing.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Like how their body responds to your touch.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, when you see to get you know, their quit
starts to swell you know you're doing something right or
exactly sounds. You start doing something and they're like, oh, like, okay,
that's a good thing.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
You know, Oh well that's it's the same same letters,
but it's the different sounds.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
You have to be cognitive of that as well the
emphasis on it.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
There's a difference between E and O.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
The can don't be afraid to ask them. You know,
you know, do you like this? You want me to do?
You know? Do you want me to put the other
fist in?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Yeah? I don't mind it when guys ask me or yeah.
I was with one guy kept he kept saying, oh,
so do you like that? Do you like that? It's like, well, yes,
but stop asking me what it's like I think about it.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
So when you make a can you make a Caesar swad?
Do you do it for scratch?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
So? What kind of cheesy use? Oh? When you make Yeah?
I know it's like you can ask once in a while,
but I don't want to be hounded with it. I
will tell you in my how my body responds.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
You have to be insightful. You have to be sensitive
to how I mean. When I'm second with guy's dick.
I mean usually they're hard, so that's a good response.
But let's just say maybe they're not hard when you
start out. Maybe they're they happen.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, but if they should respond a few minutes.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
If they respond that, I know I'm doing something right.
Sometimes some guys are response, well, yes it is, but
it's not necessarily a good one. Well there's I've been
with guys and I'm so glad that they're verbal about it.
They'll be like, oh, yeah, lick my balls, lick my balls.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
You're one of them.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Most guys like their balls like hands up for guys
like their hands their balls, like, I mean, there's some
like it licks. I'm like it sucked. Some like it.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
So like when you're sucking my dick, right, we can
go over this tonight.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
You're gonna give me like a tutorial. Get pronounce.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
I mean a lot of times, you know, the girls
focus on you know the shaft, right, there's yeah, it's like, okay,
that's the stereotypical blow job. Right again, So if you
don't tell a girl was like my nuts could use
a little attention, right right, A lot of times you'll
miss over it.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Right.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
There's some times you'll be blowing me for a while
and it's like, Okay, I gotta tell her. I got
to ask her. I'm not going to tell you right
right right now.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
I'm just saying yeah, because sometimes I get involved in
the sensation of sucking your.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Dick and you're busy thinking like, wow, I gotta.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
You know, I'm looking at my watch.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Tomorrow morning, and I gotta make sure.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Depends I'm I'm watching like I'm going through Instagram. You
don't know that, but I'm bound there. Got my Instagram page.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Up, balls were glowing.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Hey, you down there, lick my balls a little bit.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Hey, yo, I can't post that on Instagram. If you
do get the good angle, so I look bigger.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Well, the way that I would be underneath you will
look gigantic.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
You would take my asshole.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Look. Well, I won't put that on Instagram, but I
will put it on Twitter.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Thanks for nothing anyway, all right. So yeah, I was
just curious, like what things make you horny? You know?
Are my favorite cookie out there?
Speaker 3 (29:00):
He's doing the whole cuckold thing.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
He's enjoying the cuphold world. Man.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
That's that's funny that he's.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Living his best life. Man, it's not what he's doing
is not my thing, right right. I am envious that
he is like blatched into a niche that satisfies him.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
You're envious to that. That means you haven't done it,
or you or you're encouraging him.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I'm not envious of his niche. Oh, I'm envious of
that he's like in a niche and that he wants.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Right, you know, so you're not in a niche that
you want.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I don't really have one anyone. I mean I want
to be surrounded by great bourbon and good cigars.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Oh yeah, that niche will never be fulfilled for.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
A while, finances changed.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
But so maybe you're encouraging him. You're you're happy that
he's found a niche and he's satisfyed.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
He's living his best life. Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
But that's not really jealous.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
That's not jealous.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
I'm not jealous, and you're not envious of that.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
You're I'm proud of them.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
That's a better word, because I mean, at my age, it's.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Like I can't I can't maintain a sexual fetish to
save my ass, my sexual fetish saving your ass make
enough money to pay the bills. That's my feathers right now.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
You know, I'm right there with you. I think I'm
getting wet, mister.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Talk about I'm going to pay the mobile phone so wet.
The trash bill came in for the quarter. I'm want
to pay that fucker in Full's so dirty.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
You're such a naughty boy, like.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I'm toying with like, you know, filling my guest tank.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Oh dare we dream? Don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I don't get too excited.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Toying with it. Oh my god, that's too.
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Speaker 2 (31:23):
I have brain diarrhea.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
I don't want to go there. Just brain diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Ship the dumps out of my head. What do you
say that for? I don't know, it just came out.
So anyway, we again, thank everyone our listenership is growing
every week and I appreciate that greatly.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
So hey say horny all right, have a great night, everybody,
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Speaker 2 (00:41):
You'll let them get to screamed, but stime do roughly
you wild as dreams. I'm why podcast breaking all the norms,
open discussions about the swing fall.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Hello everybody, this is the all in and welcome to
my Hot White podcast. Of course, I'm here with my
wonderful husband Vince as usual, of course. So how are
you dear? All right, just all right, nothing exciting now.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
That's how I had a boring day at work. So
you know it's hard to come off of eight hours
sitting around Twitter on your thumbs. I have a lot
of excitement.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
You had a busier day, apparently, Yes, my big days
are crazy busy right now, So I went through that
crazy crazy you know.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Now that summer is over, sad to say. I know,
everybody's back at work and in school, so yeah, don't
get quite the flow of traffic through my job.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
But you know that we had during the summer, right,
I got it, which is fine. Yeah, well it happens
with the season, so it is. Yeah, I'm sad to
see the summer go to it. We didn't get a
chance to really hang out by the pool and do
you know much.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Cold early again, I know, rain and all that crap.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I only had a couple of playmates down there this
this season, and it is.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Your shoulder and everything else too didn't help.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, but I was I was good, you know until
later on. But it was like the season. It was
just cold and rainy, rainy, rainy, rainy, rainy. Yeah, it
was just not sad. I'm really this summer has been
a very sad summer because I didn't get a chance
to you know, really have some fun in the pool
and you know things around the pool and under the
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pergola and you know, you know, sad.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
But anyway, yeah, no it was a good. So I
came up with tonight's topic just a by complete whim.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Well, you were board at work? Is out, so that's
what you do at work?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Well, I'm sitting there just staring at traffic out on
the road in front of the place I where and
counting cars and what can I What are you talk about?
So the thing I came up with and the situation
I was in isn't one of them? Right?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Right? Right?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
What makes you horny? And not like not something I'm
thinking more along the lines of is there something that
other than like someone touching you or you know, doing
something to you make you horny? Just something like you know,
(03:33):
a smell, memories, I mean, what what happens in your
life that makes you horny?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Hmmm. Actually, when I'm when you were telling me about
this topic, I was thinking it's not necessarily that, and
then I really turned on. Now I'm really really super
horn As soon as he leaves the room, I am
so horny. You just can't believe it.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Comes back and wow the doors open.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
No, I was thinking, it's more like the things like
those outside stimula, beside somebody touching me, the smells, there's
memories and whatever. It's not that I make me horny.
I think that they there's a level of a rousal,
not necessarily horny, but definitely a level of a rousal,
some kind of titillation.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Well I think, I mean, I feel safe in saying
this at least that you know, for me, I don't
necessarily get horny anymore.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Well, we're not fourteen, No, you're not sixteen. You know
what I'm saying where you.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Just not that I don't get in the mood, right,
But I can't say I get horny. I mean, you
know again, I'm pushing sixty fifty nine, right, you know. Yeah,
it's not like the wind change directions like.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, it's like really, I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, I mean I guess when I do have moments
that I reflect back on my life, you know, different playmates,
for different scenarios I've been in times I can like,
yeah that was pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, but that's not necessarily being horny, that's that's a
level of arousal.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
But yeah, Well, but what I'm saying is, I guess
said I don't think I get like, you know, again,
at fifty nine, you don't generally wake up with morning, would.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
You know? Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, I you know, you know, I can stand up
for the classroom and not worry.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, yeah, you're you're you're going public speaking at this
this stage of the game.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, but no, I mean again, for me, it would
be horny. For me, it be what it's my engine started.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I guess, well, that's a level of a rousal, a
level forny.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, arousal is a type of horny.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah, but I'm talking like the you know, fourteen year
old boy wake up by Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
No, they don't even need any kind of stimuli to
get to get aroused. You just have to you know,
look at an apple and you get aroused.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Just think about going to you know, sleeping in.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Really, So what are the things that get you.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Kind of to get the arousal.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Usually it's my bank accounts.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Well you actually that would actually make me very aroused. Yes,
that's arousing to me. No. Usually I'll think back to
when I was dancing and like the couch dances and stuff,
and those those certain scenarios that I was scenarios that
I was involved in with you know, grinding on somebody.
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But again, you're that the memory of that, not actually
doing that, but the memory of that was It's always
kind of a rousing. We had some fun when we
were with the other dancer with April. Remember April. I
think back of that. I'm pretty sure she does, so
those kind of memories always, Yeah, I think they kind
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of I get titillated's there's a titillation there, there's an
arousal level, there's.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
A well, it was a rousing about those scenarios. Is
it was all spontaneous? Yes, that to me is the
most erotic thing. And all of a sudden, I can't
hear myself my headphones. I don't know. I guess I
got death some of your I don't even want to
hear myself.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
You can hear again.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Sounds like a physical problem.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I think your knob is loose too. But we're not
talking about the same thing.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
But yeah, I know those spontane things happen m M
are very radic It's it's like that time up in
the kitchen with Mickey.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I was just thinking about the times with Mickey. I
think it down there by the pool, yeah, yeah, got
her on the side of the pool and she sprayed
all over the edge of the pool. And there's nothing
wrong with that. To catch it all in my mouth,
But yeah, there's a lot of catch.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You know, but the spontaneous things like you know, like
the other week, the one gentleman who we thought was
going to be shooting with us. I mean, that was
just kind of a spontaneous thing.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
It was kind of a yeah, that's yeah, it is
a spontaneous ones. I remember that was much younger, I
probably still in college. I had a little threesome at
the National Park, which I won't say because it's probably
very illegal to have a set.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
They didn't catch it, Yeah, they didn't catch us.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Now it's with a valley valley for to the National Park. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
People have fuck valley for it.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Oh, I'm for a lot of people have.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Oh I got that one couple there to photograph the wife.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Oh yeah, the wife and the husband. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well he stayed back at the tourist center, right, and
I took her through the park and photographed her and
then yeah, we played.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yeah that was spontaneous.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, it was just supposed to be a photo shoot.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
But you know how things go. The thing one thing
happened after length. I'm sure she did. Yeah. I mean,
actually that the little space in my head was quite
a lot of fun. It was very spontaneous. I don't.
I don't even know we had a blanket to throwdown.
I hope we did, because you know, doing all like
just plain old grass and god knows what's in the
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grass and weeds.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
And how many it was like forty years ago.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Hmm, yeah, I actually think it was probably, Yes, it
was forty years ago. No, no, no, I was. I
was in my I was, I was in college. I
just like I was twenty, right, so it's so forty
years ago because I'm sixty five now, so I was
forty plus years ago. I was twenty.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I don't think I was whatever the math breaks out to.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, I didn't do the math. Sorry, guys.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
It's always you know, it's like I did a lot
of photo shoots with different.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Women, right, you know, there was never any concept of sex.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
It was never It's just I'm going to do the shoot.
But sometimes I yeah, everyone if the women were hired
up and like where do you think you're going?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, that's and that's not a bad thing.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I'm not complaining.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, I'm sure you're not. If you were complaining, i'd
be like, what's wrong with you? Dude?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, I mean, you know, like going to a swinger party,
they're fun, right, club or whatever, But you kind of
know there's a good chance I'm getting something.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Right, it's a possibility, saying that's.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
A bad thing, but there's something more rotic, like if
you just happen to be out, say at a restaurant
or a bar more likely, and you happen to just
meet another couple. When it happens, it's not even a
swear couple. Right that we went we had it. It
hasn't happened to us, right, But if we went someplace
together sitting to having a drink meant this other couple
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and started happening, you know, start drinking, guy a little
tipsy and.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yeah I got a little sirtatious, and then the flirting
becomes something else and something else, yeah the penthouse.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
But you know, yeah sure, but you know those kind
of things are it was it erotic and stick in
your head? Yeah, that would make me quote unquote horny.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, I agree, And it is. The spontaneity is because
it is so organic and orgasmic, hopefully hopefully.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Because organic can also be bad.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Yeah, organic could. Well, well I'm saying it happens naturally
as as organic that way.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, but when it happens organically. Sometimes things go wrong.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Oh yeah, sometimes things do wrong. But but because I
don't know, I think in those circumstances, even if things
aren't quite right, you're you're so you're so wrapped up
in the throes of passion and what's going on that
even if things don't go quite right, it's okay, it's okay,
it doesn't even matter.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, So talking about organic Okay, So this Sunday, we're
going to record the show for Monday.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
We talked about not talking about things that are supposed
to happen.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Oh yeah, I know, and every time we do, they
fall flat. Oh yeah, it's terrible. I'm never going to
do that again.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Well, he's been the same couple.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
No, no, no, a different couple.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Different.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Okay, your classmate, oh my classmate.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yes, he's been sending me pictures. He has this new
gorgeous girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Oh my god, so much fun too.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
She is I mentioned gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
She's gorgeous and she's adventurous. Yeah, Like he took pictures
of her on those rocks and it was like, how
have they got her down there?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I've been getting more pictures as a day of her
naked and oh, I texted him back. Okay, okay, I
give in, she can have me.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
What was the response to that?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
He didn't respond to. I think he's still laughing. Okay,
but no, they are flying back in late Saturday night,
and they're supposed to come over Sunday afternoon and hang
out with us talk. They want me to do my
photography magic okay of her not that day. We're going
to plan a shoot okay, but then they're going to
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come on and share some experiences and stuff with us
on a podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Oh man, we shouldn't talk about you know, it's gonna
it's not gonna happen. Something that's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Bugging me for weeks with this? Has he met her?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Right?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I'm like, okay, let's make it happen. Okay, you know,
so let's do this.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Stop talking, let's less talk, more walking, let's go that
doesn't rhyme.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I don't need it to rhyme.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I no, I had nothing rhyming out. Father, I'm not
father goose. Okay, Okay, well, now we talked about you Jingstince.
That's probably not gonna happen now, thanks, Bence.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
We'll see if it happens, and you know, and.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
You know, the funny thing is this gentleman I went
this gentleman I went to school with. I've only blown him,
I've never fucked him. And every time we get him
like like, okay, the next time, you know, you know,
you know, I'm gonna fuck Him'm gonna he gets another
girlfriend and either like but this one, this I was, Yeah,
this one's in the life all the other ones.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
It might be something they might want to do a
photo shoot of review playing.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Oh, that could be interesting.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
We'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I don't want to get my hopes up.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I haven't talked about that to them or anything else.
I'm just saying, you know, there's one of those things
they could make your honey that he was.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
You know, when I know him in school, he was
very quiet and goody goody, you know. So I had
no idea this this whole side of him. And then
when he contacted us on the Swinger website, I was like,
is this the same person I went to school with?
You know, It's like, oh, and then do I dare say,
you know.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yes, things we found out about it?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah, no, no, not even close. But yeah, I think
there's a whole lot of fun, especially with the new girlfriend.
Sounds like she's a whole lot of fun. She's really adventurous,
and she's.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Not she's great to look at.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
It's more fun if she's you know, has a great
personality and it's fun to be with. Something's great to
look at. It's just great to look at. But and
that's where it goes, Well, what what what good is
looking at it if it doesn't interact with you in
some former fashion. I'm not always talking sexual here, folks.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
That's how you are at me.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Oh, she's on the beach naked. Nice. This guy's a
little bit of hanger downers there, huh, a little bit.
I can see it from over here and I'm across
the room.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
A belly chain on.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, belly, it's very hot. Wow, where did they go? God?
I hate them already. Yeah, it's nice. She got some
funky tan lines. I don't know what she's weird, Yeah,
so punky lines. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
It's like if she gets summer and I will.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
You were such a gentleman, you know you do. I'm
so proud of you. You're such a humanitarian, so compassionate.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So you know again, I think we agree. Then the
spontaneous things, not only do they stick in your brain,
Oh yeah, they do make you horny, but you know
the you know, just they're more rotic.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
I do, Yes, they're definitely more erotic. Absolutely, Yeah, there's
a bunch of I'm sure if I went back through
my many years of being my wild child self, but
there's probably a lot of other very erotic and spontaneous
happenings that I've probably forgotten about. But like I said,
the threesome that was in the Valleeport State Park was
(17:36):
probably one of the ones I do remember the most
because it was spontaneo, just like outdryver on. Hey, that's
going here.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
The first day we were we did some physical.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah that's true. We were like doing this quote photo shoot.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
We did a photo shoot.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
We did do the photoshoot. I'm doing air quotes. But
was also like we were drinking a little bit.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Just a case of smearing off ice a little bit.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Well, I don't think we drank the whole case, No
we did. We didn't drink the entire case. Dan, I'm
sure you did.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, tolerance, especially smearing off.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I didn't get half. I guarantee you.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Oh, I could not have been drinking. No, I'm sure
I drank a little bit while I was pretty toasted.
But yeah, that was. That was very spontaneous, now that
you mentioned it, that was that was fun.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
And there was a time we were in that other
office and I put your the mantle.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
That was spontaneous, wasn't it my pussy? And I was like,
I don't squirt, but I certainly remember oozing all over
the place. I left some wet spots, big wet spots.
So that was that was fun. Yeah, you know what,
I think the god I took all my threats. Let
me let me call for a second here, so meet my.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
She's coughing.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I'm sorry about that. I don't know what happened, but yeah,
it is those spontaneous ones that are very titillating. They
were definitely fun. But I have to something to drink too.
I don't know what's going on there, something floating around
that got my throat. I don't I don't know. Don't
make me laugh when I'm swallowing. Please don't do that.
(19:24):
That's not even not even nice. I got enough problems.
I mean squirt, I mean spraying that my drink all
over the placecrophone. Yeah, I don't run the microphone, but yeah,
I actually those really spontaneous, erotic interludes are probably the
(19:46):
most fun to think about. Yeah, you know the first
time you and I got together, Yeah, it was an abasement.
I mean it was like this old building.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
There was a basement. Photo the basement. We came up.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
We were in our office, Yeah, but we were We
started out in the in the basement.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Though. That's the first time you learned about my tongue
I have.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
The first time I found you. Yes, that's true. Yeah,
I remember I was like on the floor of the
office and you were doing stuff to me.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Maybe we started out on the desk, but it wasn't comfortable.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I you know, truthfully, I don't remember that far back.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yeah, I think I picture and put you on the
desk and I was like kissing you. I stood up
and I was kissing you right, and then you know
I had you laid back.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah, the desk was not certainly isn't. Let's go to
the floor. Its more room.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Went to the floor and becked your pussy and then
we fucked.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Yeah, no, no, no, And we didn't fuck the first time.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
We didn't fuck.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
No, I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
We were just so drunk.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Oh yeah, I remember having many orgasms. Can I just
tell you so many wonderful orgasms. I never had orgasms
like that, and not just because I was drunk. I
mean I've sort of certainly did heighten the experience a
little bit maybe, but the the orc Ass, it was
(21:04):
like wave after wave after wave of ore gas. I
was like, oh my god, I didn't know my body
could do that.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I can.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Well, you certainly raise the bar for anybody else who
does oral on me, so that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
So that's one of the funny thing so far. Okay,
whether you're lying.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
To me or not, why would I lie If you weren't,
I wouldn't have married.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
You if you no, no, no. After you get done
playing with to my knowledge, every guy you've ever played with,
like when we're going to play afterwards, the laos and
everything that your pussy and make you have an work.
As you're like or as I started to look your pussy,
I was like, yeah, that's the tongue I want that.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Well, I mean there, I've had a couple of contenders.
I have had a couple of contenders, but man, I
I don't want to bash anybody, but like there's a
couple young guys that kept twisting their head back and forth,
back and forth. They're like, no, my pussy goes up
and down, not back and forth. And you have any
kind of nubs, any kind of like you know, bristly.
He's like, I might as well, you know, play with
(22:12):
a fucking uh brillo patt Yeah, thank you very much
for for doing that. So so when we get to
play afterwards and you actually started eating my pussy, is like, yes,
now that's how you eat a pussy. That's how you
do it.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
For me, Okay, for me a few years and probably
a lot more pussy experience than they do. Well, because
most people who look at me, like guys I worked
with in the past.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Oh, they just break you off.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I'm sure they're like, oh, Vince has had two people
in his whole life. Okay, sure, No, it's not a competition,
No it's not. I don't I don't go around bragging,
you know, I don't even talk about it. No, But
I mean.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
For me, it's it's what it trips my trigger.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
That's yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I can come in like two minutes, not a problem.
And I you know, so or now more than one orgasm?
Oh no, no, it's too much on my head Okavian
or something. But like I even try to tell guys
like use your tongue here, do this. You know, I
try to try to be I don't want to be bossy,
but you know, I know what I need. I know
(23:20):
what I want, and I know how to communicate that
to another person. But you know, they refuse to listen.
They're they're going with their heads going, you know, back
and forth. It's like no, up and down, up and down.
Oh I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I kept my mouth shut to him when he was
talking about it. I think, do I know the cigaret pussy? Yeah, sure,
go ahead. He's like, you gotta do the alphabet.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Get the fuck out it.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
I think. I hope to god he was kidding. I no, No,
that how to be a joke. Come on, that's that's
that's lane letter, that's an agg come on slow.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
The Chinese alphabet, all the characters.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
And I also do it quick for me, I like
fast flickering tongue on my clip, but not only on
my clit. I really like to tease around the clit. Oh,
I really like it. This does sound really stupid, Like
I like it when you lick over the hole, don't
go in the hole yet, just around it, like on top.
(24:23):
It's like weird because the hole is there, you think
you want to go in, but no, I want it
like on top of it and around it, but don't
go in it yet. I want to be teased and
then do the clit and then do around it and
tease it, and then I.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Know.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
I'm trying to explain to our listeners what I like.
And I even tried to explain it to people that
have their head nestled between my thighs, and yet they're
doing I don't know what they're doing with their face, don't.
I don't know what they're doing. Sometimes they get it,
sometimes they don't. And I mean not that it always
feels it doesn't necessarily feel bad, but before I know,
(25:00):
I don't. I don't jump on this, change it. But no.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
One of the things that I'm very cognitive, it's a
big word for me.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Oh that's a big word.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Of the person who I'm playing with. I'm trying to
be aware of what they're experiencing.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Like how their body responds to your touch.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, when you see to get you know, their quit
starts to swell you know you're doing something right or
exactly sounds. You start doing something and they're like, oh, like, okay,
that's a good thing.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
You know, Oh well that's it's the same same letters,
but it's the different sounds.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
You have to be cognitive of that as well the
emphasis on it.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
There's a difference between E and O.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
The can don't be afraid to ask them. You know,
you know, do you like this? You want me to do?
You know? Do you want me to put the other
fist in?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Yeah? I don't mind it when guys ask me or yeah.
I was with one guy kept he kept saying, oh,
so do you like that? Do you like that? It's like, well, yes,
but stop asking me what it's like I think about it.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
So when you make a can you make a Caesar swad?
Do you do it for scratch?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
So? What kind of cheesy use? Oh? When you make Yeah?
I know it's like you can ask once in a while,
but I don't want to be hounded with it. I
will tell you in my how my body responds.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
You have to be insightful. You have to be sensitive
to how I mean. When I'm second with guy's dick.
I mean usually they're hard, so that's a good response.
But let's just say maybe they're not hard when you
start out. Maybe they're they happen.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, but if they should respond a few minutes.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
If they respond that, I know I'm doing something right.
Sometimes some guys are response, well, yes it is, but
it's not necessarily a good one. Well there's I've been
with guys and I'm so glad that they're verbal about it.
They'll be like, oh, yeah, lick my balls, lick my balls.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
You're one of them.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Most guys like their balls like hands up for guys
like their hands their balls, like, I mean, there's some
like it licks. I'm like it sucked. Some like it.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
So like when you're sucking my dick, right, we can
go over this tonight.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
You're gonna give me like a tutorial. Get pronounce.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
I mean a lot of times, you know, the girls
focus on you know the shaft, right, there's yeah, it's like, okay,
that's the stereotypical blow job. Right again, So if you
don't tell a girl was like my nuts could use
a little attention, right right, A lot of times you'll
miss over it.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Right.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
There's some times you'll be blowing me for a while
and it's like, Okay, I gotta tell her. I got
to ask her. I'm not going to tell you right
right right now.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
I'm just saying yeah, because sometimes I get involved in
the sensation of sucking your.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Dick and you're busy thinking like, wow, I gotta.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
You know, I'm looking at my watch.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Tomorrow morning, and I gotta make sure.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Depends I'm I'm watching like I'm going through Instagram. You
don't know that, but I'm bound there. Got my Instagram page.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Up, balls were glowing.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Hey, you down there, lick my balls a little bit.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Hey, yo, I can't post that on Instagram. If you
do get the good angle, so I look bigger.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Well, the way that I would be underneath you will
look gigantic.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
You would take my asshole.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Look. Well, I won't put that on Instagram, but I
will put it on Twitter.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Thanks for nothing anyway, all right. So yeah, I was
just curious, like what things make you horny? You know?
Are my favorite cookie out there?
Speaker 3 (29:00):
He's doing the whole cuckold thing.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
He's enjoying the cuphold world. Man.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
That's that's funny that he's.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Living his best life. Man, it's not what he's doing
is not my thing, right right. I am envious that
he is like blatched into a niche that satisfies him.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
You're envious to that. That means you haven't done it,
or you or you're encouraging him.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I'm not envious of his niche. Oh, I'm envious of
that he's like in a niche and that he wants.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Right, you know, so you're not in a niche that
you want.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I don't really have one anyone. I mean I want
to be surrounded by great bourbon and good cigars.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Oh yeah, that niche will never be fulfilled for.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
A while, finances changed.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
But so maybe you're encouraging him. You're you're happy that
he's found a niche and he's satisfyed.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
He's living his best life. Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
But that's not really jealous.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
That's not jealous.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
I'm not jealous, and you're not envious of that.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
You're I'm proud of them.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
That's a better word, because I mean, at my age, it's.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Like I can't I can't maintain a sexual fetish to
save my ass, my sexual fetish saving your ass make
enough money to pay the bills. That's my feathers right now.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
You know, I'm right there with you. I think I'm
getting wet, mister.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Talk about I'm going to pay the mobile phone so wet.
The trash bill came in for the quarter. I'm want
to pay that fucker in Full's so dirty.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
You're such a naughty boy, like.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I'm toying with like, you know, filling my guest tank.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Oh dare we dream? Don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I don't get too excited.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Toying with it. Oh my god, that's too.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Hey, don't forget to check out the free magazine oh yeah,
and fifty Shades of Pleasure dot com. And uh, don't
forget to check out Donna's website when she wasn't whearing.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Who she's doing at Hot Donna Linn dot com, Hot
Wipe donalind dot com. Sorry you're new here. I'm sorry,
but brain farts. Shut up? You have brain farts? Do
don't even go there, mister.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I have brain diarrhea.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
I don't want to go there. Just brain diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Ship the dumps out of my head. What do you
say that for? I don't know, it just came out.
So anyway, we again, thank everyone our listenership is growing
every week and I appreciate that greatly.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
So hey say horny all right, have a great night, everybody,
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