When Your Partner Loses Their Mojo

In this episode of the Hot Wife Podcast, hosts Donna Lynn and Vince engage in a lively discussion with guest Steve about relationships, sexuality, and the dynamics of intimacy. They explore the importance of communication, self-confidence, and the impact of parenthood on romantic relationships. The conversation also touches on the significance of compliments and humor in maintaining a strong connection between partners. Listeners are encouraged to engage with the podcast and share their thoughts, highlighting the community aspect of the show.

Takeaways

• The importance of listener feedback in shaping content.
• Self-confidence plays a crucial role in attraction.
• Communication is key in maintaining intimacy in relationships.
• Parenthood can impact sexual dynamics and self-image.
• Compliments can significantly boost a partner's confidence.
• Humor can enhance the connection between partners.
• Exploring sexuality can be a fun and fulfilling experience.
• Maintaining physical appearance is important but not everything.
• Rekindling romance requires effort and creativity.
• Open relationships can provide new perspectives on intimacy.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Hi, this is Donaldin and welcome to My Hot Wife podcast. Well,
hello everybody, this is Donaldin and once again I'm with
my wonderful husband, Vincet. We have a special guest. Do

(00:32):
you want to introduce some Vince and do the honors?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well, he'd probably appreciate.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
All right. We have Steve who has been listening to
our podcast and wrote us these wonderful, lengthy emails about
how much he loves the podcast. Right, Steve, that's absolutely correct,
And events reached out to you and.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
And disappointed him because he was hoping it was gonna
be you.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Well, well I'm here now, so there you.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Go, he said the email. When I reached out to him,
he's like, who's this? He says, is Vince the wonderful husband?
And he goes, don't know it, reaching out to Donald Lynn.
Who the fuck is this Vince guy? And I said,
the wonderful husband.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
A wonderful husband.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
No clear, I guess I reached the wrong podcast. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
We were really taken aback by your your emails because
they were so so complimentary, and we're.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Like, really, you're just used words with more than one syllable.
It's not our usual fan.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
I'm sort of taken back that you don't receive many
more complimentary emails like that.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
There was another gentleman on Instagram who's he's an older
gentleman and he his wife used to be in the lifestyle,
and so he's expressed like, oh, yeah, my wife, I'd
send her on these dates and she come home maybe disappointed,
but you know, and I keep telling guy that was me.
I kept telling him you got to come on the show.

(02:01):
And he's like, Oh, I don't know what I would
talk about, Like, are you kidding me? You've been in
a swing lifestyle for thirty years. You don't know what
you talk about? Really?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Well, you know, if you're most guys on social media's
just one thing that we like to talk about. And
Steve's an exceptionist, but it's like, here's a dick pic.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
You know, I'll come on Vince. You love getting them?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Well I do. I have I print them out and
have them all over my wall. Is that what I
what I inspire to have one day? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah, Well, I mean, you guys are both great talents,
and it comes across on the podcast. So he's probably
just intimidated.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
I know I am.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
I mean I hope you can't hear the stuttering in
my voice.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
No, great, are you kidding me?

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
We're just two people that just have fun in the lifestyle,
of course, and just want to, you know, just tell
everybody else about it and to find that we're.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
The same conversation we have at our kitchen table or whatever.
We're just sitting in front of fucking microphones.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
And actually this was at our kitchen table, so we
literally were George at our kitchen table.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
But doing difference is now she doesn't use the word
son of a bitch every time she talks.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
To me, So.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Cocksucker substitute right now for wonderful husband, wonderful You can't
see that it's a video dock now. We're videotaping just
for those sea since you haven't seen the video yet.
She is wearing a fish net bra and they so
can't see at the moment. You're going to have to
go to our many vid site or our porn hub. Yes,

(03:35):
and you mean yes, you could see the video for
free there.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
So yeah, if I wear something a little more, you know,
see through me too everything.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Are you wearing fish net studio.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Wearing fish net stockings?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Oh yeah, he rocks.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
She's fucking right. So but Steve and I had a
conversation earlier in the week and we came up with
a top because we didn't talk about it. So as
the topic for tonight is going to today whatever you
want to talk about is as we get older and
have kids again, we talked to topics similar like this
what makes someone sexy? But you know people who think

(04:14):
they've lost their mojo men and women. You know it's like, oh,
I had kids, I gained weight. My wife had kids.
I gained weight.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
You know, I gained weight, no matter what.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, I passed McDonald's. I gained weight. But you know,
there's plenty of people that were not even do they
think they've lost their mojo, but they just stopped trying.
I think there's people that at a certain age they
just like, well, I'm thirty eight, now I have kids.

(04:47):
You know, I've just you know, give up.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
I'm married now, I don't need to try anymore. Oh
that's just me.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Okay, sorry, you try harder just for other people, try harder.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
To avoid me.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Wait, honey, is this a day that ends? And y
we can't have sex? I thought this didn't end? And
why sun does Saturday.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
It was the day that ends, and Z will have
that's a month.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
To end, printed out a whole calendar, aprils. Now you
can't print your room calendar. You have to get it
from the store. So but you know, I experienced it
with my ex wife, you know, after she kind of
had kids and everything, she kind of just self go even.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
More, self go even more.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Oh man, yes I do.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
But not intimately though, Thank goodness, Stephen.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
You know again, I'm not talking to a termin not
giving away your name and address.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yet there's only one Stephen in the entire world.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
You know, go to one two three Main Street, your
hometown and you will find Steate. But you had talked
about how your wife and you had early on experimented
in lifestylish.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's definitely a good way to put it. Uh,
Like you said before, before kids or anything, uh, when
it was still all the attention was on each other
and and us. Yeah, we we experimented uh with uh
with close friends, you know, people we trusted. And then

(06:33):
the kids happened, and and way gained happened, and then uh,
I guess I grew into be an asshole, but which
I always was.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
I guess maybe I just.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Hit it better a little bit more or something, you know,
my I had a lot better, you know. But but yeah, definitely, uh, definitely,
it seemed like it took a back seat to uh
as far as sex or even just the trying, you know,

(07:02):
kind of took a back seat to light I'll say, unfortunately.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Well, I mean, yeah, again, we have talked about how
again with women and men. I'm gonna pick on women,
and I don't mean to, well, okay, maybe I do,
but well, how like Dona understands it more now when
she was a single and everything else, and before I
came in a picture with my kids, she didn't understand
how these women just gain all this weight and everything else?

(07:31):
Is what the you don't understand? You know, they come
home if they work, which majority of women today have to,
you know, they come home, they have kids to take
care of, You got to run with sporting events. You know,
you rely more on prepackaged meals or fast food, and
you know then they're laundry cleaning the house. And in
all fairness, and I'm gonna pick on men. There's a
large portion of men who don't do a lot to help.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Right, kids did a little bit, there would be enough
time to Yeah. Then you know romance, you know, and
keep yourself in good shape or do it together. You
know they have they have that. What's what's the one
they do now? The nutrients system you do with a.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Friend a partner who knows what it is.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, but it's the same kind of thing. You do
it together, then you both can you get in shape
and it's more fun and we start feeling good about
yourself and you start losing that little bit of weight
or whatever you want to work on. I'll just use
weight as an example. You start feeling sexier, you know,
you really don't. You start feeling you look at yourself.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Like, hey, you know what.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
But again you also get the aspect where men get
so caught up in themselves. Like I'll use the guys
I know at the cigar shop, and you know, again
you and I have talked about this before that there's
a lot of these guys. Man, they're at the cigar
shop every night. Like they come home, get their food
on the table, they woofit down and then they're at
the cigar shop till nine, nine thirty, ten o'clock at night.
Then they got home raaking like cigars, and then they
think they're going to get laid, you know, white home,

(08:53):
doing laundry, taking care of the kids, and they don't
show appreciation to the white weather, be through chores or
telling their wife significant other. In today's world, yeah yeah,
how beautiful, how sexy, how much I appreciate them.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
And I I think I think it's so important to
is you brought up to show it because it's it's
so easy to say.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Hey, honey, I love you like you said as.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
You're walking out the door to go go smoke the
cigar with your buddies. Uh, you know, and at the
end of the day, I think a lot of guys
would tell you, oh, I tell her all the time,
but it's not shown all the time, right, and and
just putting ourselves in their shoes. It's the same thing
if if we were stuck home doing all the kids
and they said hey, I love you as they ran
out with their girlfriends. I mean, they're they're saying it,

(09:38):
but but like you said, Vince, it's more than as.
It's more than a saying right you get a you
gotta show them like I I For me, I get
up very early for work. Uh so I'm used to
getting up by about five am. My wife also works
a full time job, and and she likes to sleep
in on the weekend, and so I usually get up

(10:00):
on Saturday, and uh, you know, the the dishes are.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
Clanging in and the laundry is going.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
So I think I'm doing her favor by by doing
all this house stuff, and come to find out, I
make so much damn noise. I end up waking her up.
And that's a whole different topic. But uh no, you know,
like you said, I'm I'm trying to let her sleep in,
and I'm getting the laundry started and and I'm doing
dishes and you know what I mean, just to you know,

(10:27):
show her that appreciation and and and and let her
sleep in. Again, Usually I make so much damn noise
she ends up waking up and then she's henri I
woke her up, and then I'm telling her go back
to sleep, and then she can't.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
But you know what I mean, we are here's a tip.
Here's what I've found work with Donna. With Donna, I
just sit there when she has a hard time sleep
and I go, well, honey, you want to have sex.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
And I was like, that's funny you say that, because
I'll do the same I'll do the same thing. When
she says, oh, now I can't go back to sleep,
I'm like, well we could have sex, and she's like, no,
you know what, I think I'll be good. Just yeah, yeah,
I mean here, you bring me up the new batteries.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Donald's, can you fill the fill the gas tank on
the Ingerson rolling compressor outside and that road crew out
here with that jackhammer but a story. Yeah, you can't
give if you want lip service, you can't give lip service.
You actually have to prove it. I just thought of that.
I might get a T shirt that ship on there.
I'm telling you want lip service, don't give lip service?

(11:30):
Uh trademark. But yeah, no, it's and that's the thing,
you know, guys have to you know, you can't just
tell them you love them, Patamini ass and walk out
the door. Yeah, you've got to give a reach around.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
To yeah, you know, cup.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Their crotch and grab one tip. Come on, you know
it's Tony fair Okay, But yeah, I mean so many
people they just feel they've lost their mojo, you know,
and even like Steven are talking about you know, we
just saw video Steven. He's in great shape.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, I know what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, black rifle boy, could he shoot bullets.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
As those are not blacks?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
He was rapid firing for someone his age.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
But it wasn't fifty six then.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
But you know, oh yeah, I used to be able
to fire rounds like that one time. But now I
just have a handgun.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
But is your own hand or your handgun? That's fine?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Oh now you tell me. That's that's why I got
those restraining orders. I thought they were just like an
autographic collection. But yeah, no, it's I mean, you know
we talked about you know, as you get older and
all of a sudden you go to the pool or
cutting on, you don't feel it taking your shirt off.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
It's like, no, I don't either.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
You should you know what? If you want along with
the shirt off, I bet you would get a lot
of people wanting to volunteer to help.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I don't think so at all.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I'm calling you on that one.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Try No, no's no, let's not do that. No our
neighbors would.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Okay, I'm going to change topics brief. There should be
women should be about to go toples correct me if
I'm wrong here, Stephen, because there's plenty of men that
go topless that shouldn't you.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Know, completely agreed, Yeah, if we're completely if.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Worried about women with big floppy tits or something like
that or whatever. It's like, yeah, have you have you
been to Walmart with these big fat guys with the
sleeve of shirts with the boobs coming out the side,
the going.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
On our back dubes or something like what does the
body do?

Speaker 2 (14:05):
That the beach and it's just like job of the hut.
I mean, woman over there can't go topless, but this
thing can.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
It's fair.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Well, well, at the end of the day, I.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
Mean women are beautiful and and all the shapes inside
they come, and men are just you know, Harry Creechers
made over with the leftover body parts when they made women,
you know, so it's like any Yeah, if anybody should
go top with, it should be women. You know, that's
a sight to see. No one you know, wants to
see a guy going topless.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
But to what team you bat for? You know, some
some guys.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
But even then again with my photography, you know, the
male form isn't as forgiving as the female form, Like Reuben. Yeah,
he did paintings of beautiful, heavy set women, you know,
and and that.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Can be beautiful, even esque women.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
But you know, in unless you're in peak shape, you
don't want to see a guy with his shirt off
if he's not in peak shape. I mean, I'm a
good example not of the peak shape.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Oh the other Oh.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
That's what I thought you meant.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Well, in my head, I meant that, but in reality,
I'm going with the Rubenesque men.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Something about a man that has like that little woman
paunchy thing in their front, that kind of I find
just apron no, not an apron the beginning of a
Jon's want a little paunch, you know, just a little punt.
It's like, I find that disturbing. It's like I've seen
women te because I've had kids, and you know, they
get muscles, get stretched out, they don't go back in.

(15:42):
But I want to see a man with that. It's like,
you shouldn't. Why why why do you have that? And
I see that a lot. I've been watching a lot
of older television shows, and you do you see that
with those older men on these older television.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Shows, maybecues, they're balls and so loo they actually pulled on.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
I mean, I do not know.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
I think our exercise routines are different. So now men
are doing more ad work and at flattens everything out
and maybe back fifty six years ago they didn't. But yeah,
I was like, I'm going to but did you have
a paunch? And especially when you're like you're thirty still?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
But so let's come back to the original topic about
the about you know, thinkings lost your mojo? I mean,
what what do you do to encourage your wife to do?

Speaker 5 (16:25):
You?

Speaker 4 (16:27):
So I tell her she's beautiful all the time. I
compliment And it's so important for guys to notice the
little things, right like she might part her hair different
one day because because she wants to change up her hair,
and so I make sure and notice those little things
and and I just compliment her that. The thing that

(16:49):
I find most interesting is it really comes down to
self confidence. I think, no matter how much somebody tells
your beautiful, if you don't feel that way about yourself there,
even if they their their meaningful compliments, if you're not

(17:14):
internalizing them because you don't feel that same way, then
it's almost just like one ear out the other. I know,
when we were talking a little bit earlier, e Vince,
I know I used uh uh. You know, a famous
singer is a good example of she's a larger woman,
but she feels sexy, and so that's how she carries

(17:35):
herself and she is sexy because that's what that's what
she exuses, right, I mean, outside of any specific mold
that somebody thinks they should fit in. If they're a girl,
they feel like they should fit in this certain mold,
or a guy should fit in this. It's really it's
really confidence and just like Donna said on so many
of your shows, where she's attracted to the to the

(18:00):
person inside.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Of the vessel whole thing, right, it's really.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
They don't have they don't have to have the stick
pack and they don't have to do this. It's the
person inside of that vessel. And if you're exuding happiness
and and you know, uh laughter and all that, that's
people pick up on that, you know. And and so
I think part of recapturing the mojo, I know, especially

(18:24):
with me and my wife, so talking personally, so I
mean hopeful hopefully other listeners maybe can feel the same way.
Part of rekindling the mojo for me and my wife,
I think is being more confident in myself so I
can exude that, right and and and same thing with
my wife rather than just saying she's pretty, help her realize, however,

(18:49):
that message needs to be delivered that she is beautiful,
so that because once, once you feel it, other people
are going to see it.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
You know.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Well, I've always said sexualities which you exude, it's not
what you look like. You know, a woman could be
three hundred pounds, or it could be one hundred pounds
or whatever, and you might have one tooth in their
head or whatever it really is. Okay, maybe not the
one tooth, but no, it's a self confidence. It's what

(19:19):
you exude. I mean, we've met numerous people, men and
women that aren't necessary visually that attractive, but their personality
and what they exude makes them very attractive and very sexy,
you know. And you know, one of the things I

(19:39):
found too is you know, you can tell your wife
how beautiful and how sexy and how much you love
her and everything else, and you kind of take it
for granted that, well, you know, you're my husband or whatever,
and you're supposed to tell me that it's nice. But
when I hear it from somebody else. It's amazing how
much it puts a pep in their step.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yes, yeah, I think that people like Vince just said,
when he says it gives me a compliens like, dude,
I could be covered in muddy. You're gonna think.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
That's got another girl and do some wrestling.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
But when I hear from some way a complete stranger
who's probably going to be a little more critical.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
That's just the guy who's got dick in you at
the time.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Well sometimes I actually he's not.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
He wouldn't be critical either. He's like, I don't I
got my dick in you.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, but I would think that an outside someone who's
not person that who's in love with me would be
more critical. So so they say something that it's probably
not more true everyone.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Yeah, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
But you're so sexy. Thank you. Father. Do you have
any little boys? What do you mean by that?

Speaker 5 (20:53):
Father?

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Anyway, I'm not Catholic. I can get away with that. Yeah,
it's a joke. Is it on radio?

Speaker 3 (21:01):
It does?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
But yeah, no, it's always you know. Uh. Actually, and
I went through a part with my ex wife. It's
actually how we kind of got into swinging when after
she had had our daughters. Uh, she kind of had
a postpartum depression. She had gained weight and everything else.
So I actually had started writing to her as a

(21:27):
someone she worked with and like it was a secret admyer,
but I worked with her and you know, telling her
how sexy I thought she was and all this stuff,
and it actually pumped up her thing so much at
a point that she like, you know, and she knew
I had interest in the lifestyle, so she was like,
do you think it'd be okay if maybe I met him?

(21:48):
It's like, oh yeah, So then we actually wound up,
I wound up finding someone else to kind of fill it,
and then he failed her. And then she said, then
she started a bunch of other guys fill her. And
then so's you open the door on that Pandora's big

(22:11):
old box got over and her name is not Pandora
to say that, but anyway, Yeah, so it's always I mean,
you know, it's very easy to slip into a routine
where you just fit. You know, oh, this is my life.
And that's why I've seen in the lifestyle a lot
of couples like once they become empty nesters, that all

(22:34):
of a sudden, the woman's like, Okay, I'm gonna pull
my ship together. And you know, I mean, do you
think it's something your wife the lifestyles that your wife
would maybe revisit down the road.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
I definitely think so. I mean that's I can't help
but think. You know, that's that's where we started. And
again I think life took over and and so that's
why I got put on the back burner. So I
definitely think, uh, we would revisit it. And and I
think that's what one of the great things about the

(23:08):
lifestyle is, Like, like Donna said, you you're you're so
to speak, getting recognition from uh, everyone else that you
feel like doesn't have to say you're pretty right, like
like these other people like like I know you've heard
on your pod or listen to your podcasts and some
of your episodes. You guys would meet and you know,
I mean, they're they're gonna be honest, and they might

(23:31):
you know, fall in love with Donna and then you
know she wants to give you like a fit pump
or something. You know, I mean, when you're leaving, it's
it's it's somewhat of a it pulls the curtains back
and gives you an honesty about yourself. And most of
the time it's it's in a very positive light, you know,

(23:51):
especially especially for women, because they are just beautiful in
all all their shapes and sizes.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
And you know, but I'm I love women, and I
you know.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
The amazing thing about women and this is not derogatory thing.
It's they're both very fragile but yet very hardened. Yeah,
some aspects women can be tough as nails, but then
there's certain key points are just the other there, you know,
like real thin glass and you just breathe too hard

(24:27):
and you can break them. So and I use that
to my advantage. But put out or I'm killing the
puppy that she found out. We don't have a puppy.
But I already got laid, so I didn't care. It's
like by dick or the puppy gets it, okay, So.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
You didn't say it was your puppy, you know.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
You know, you gotta leave some open ground there, you know,
leave it.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
So and that's why you gotta get that poison out right.
I mean, who knows what you're really mean before you
have that good orgasm. You know, let's scramble your brain.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
You got to get it out to think great, and
that gets in.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
I had a p s A I wanted to give
out today. I told Donald. Remind me she did.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
You're still yacking on things.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I don't know when you want to do it.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
I think it's an important well, it's it's an important PSA.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
With everything going on right now in the economy, with inflation,
gas prices, stock market plumbing, all this ship, there's one
thing it's very important for people to remember. It doesn't
matter what the aisle you're on or not playing politics.
Orgasms are free. She we never I didn't talk to
her about that.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
I know exactly.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Orgasms are free and they're fun to give and receive.
So you know what, no matter what the's going on,
give and or receive an orgasm, you know. I mean,
if you're a Republican, go give and receive an orgasm
from a democrat. If you're a democrat, go get or
receive an organism from a Republican. You're an independent, I

(26:05):
can't help it. If you're a communist, go fuck yourself.
But I just carry over that one yourself. But yeah,
that's my PSA. So we got that out of the way.
But yeah, I mean important, Yeah, I mean you you
have a few years before your kids are kind of

(26:28):
self sufficient.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Yeah yeah, yep.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
My daughter's eighteen and my son will be turning fifteen
next month. Yes, so we did have a little like
you said, to try and rekindle. So last week I
ended up just messaging my wife. I worked in the
power sector, so I worked weird hours, long days, and

(26:53):
my schedule changes by the minute, and so I just
I tacked my wife last Tuesday. I think it is,
and without sugar coating it, right, we've been married almost
twenty years. So I just messaged and said, hey, how
about I get a hotel room this Friday? And we
just fucked and she was as she was very open
to the idea, and so me feeling like I could

(27:14):
get a little lecture, and I said, perfect, We'll get
some food so we don't have to leave the hotel room.
We'll stop at the sex toy shop and get you
some new toys, and then I'll record the whole thing.
And she just agreed to everything. Is as much as
I talk. I mean, you guys know how much do
I owe you for the kilobyte space? You had to
upgrade your your email off too, but so I think

(27:37):
I think the recording part got lost in translations. So
we did, you know, we went out there to the
hotel room to get that free orgasm and decided three
hundred and fifty dollars worth of firecrackers might might help
it out.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
So we went there and then.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Got a whole bunch of stuff and got some food
and went back to the hotel and I think she
had fun. I got a hotel room that had the
kitchen in it, so I mean we sucked on the island,
on the kitchen table, on.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
The chair halfway.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Down the hall, and the bathroom, you know what, come
to think of it, I'm not sure we sucked in
the bed.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
I think we just used that the sleep are.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Everything else was cleaner than the bed.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, yeah, And go over it and it's like all
the flashes.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
And I sent an emaing like that to Donna where
I sent it the other week, and it's like, wow,
that sounds good, and it came back and I was
like and then I was like, oh, ship that was
supposed to go to Donna. So it's like it's the
wrong person in the phone book. And then Donna responded, oh, ship,

(28:45):
it's you. I thought that was going on and said
that song that it's a song that everybody thinks it's
what the tequila song?

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Meets his wife and so yeah, but yeah, no, it's
you know something else, here's something again. I mean I've
stressed it with Donna for for years and she's kind
of doing it now. Is I always thought, you know, again,
I take thousands and thousands of photos and videos of
her stuff like that. I said, but you know, it's
kind of sexy to me. Is if you take a

(29:20):
picture and you send it to me on your own.
I find that very right. It's telling me one, you
find me remotely attractive and two that you're thinking of me,
you know, And it's kind of sexy. So you know,
I'll ask her, hey, man, like I know, should be
shooting pictures for Instagram or Twitter or whatever. It's like, hey,
you know, we get something really sexy, send it along

(29:42):
to me, you know, I'd like to have it. And
she's doing that now, and it does it's kind of
a little pep in the step, you know. So I
mean I've told other guys that, like, yeah, really push
your wife to.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Oh, although you want pictures from them totally.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yeah, you don't let me finish my story. I have
a collection of dick picts of all my best friends.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, I'm just send me a couple of pictures of
my step Send me a couple.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Of pictures your cockt be interesting. It's not gay, it's just,
you know, I just want to feel closer. Don't make
it ugly. It's but tell them, tell their wives, Tell
your wife, send me, no, have your wife. I'll make
them feel special Disappointed'm like, going, you can, but you know,

(30:34):
tell you what, I don't care even if you know
she's putting on a sexy bro to just needs to
be a new something, you know. It's me. Bron panties
are just like a goddamn bikini, you know, so they
if someone sees it, well then it's a bron panty.
You're wearing a bikini. Big fucking deal, exactly, you know.
But but that's one way I think too, of adding
a little spark, you know. And again you sit there

(30:56):
and tell the house. I'm like, oh my god, honey,
you know, I'm all and on here at work after
you sent me that picture, and I can't wait to
see you. You know, I get home and disappear.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Regular basis.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Well, and then doing the little, the little silly things,
right like I'll pinch your butt in front of my kids,
knowing they're going to see it, just so they're like, eh, yeah,
you know what I mean. But yeah, but then like
they notice it, you know what I mean? And and uh,
it's all pincher butt in front of my kids, or
you know, grab a boob when we're going out to eat,

(31:36):
you know, like just nonchalantly or something.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Like that, but just so she knows that, you know
who I find this sexy, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
That's and that's what's all about. You got to keep
that that spark that they know that the flame hasn't
gone out. You know, you're attracted to them as a
person and physically and everything that you know, there's still
the one you desire the most exactly.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
And I and I think a lot of that too
though even when it's uh, you do do all that
and it does translate in the bedroom.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
And I remember.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Listening to one of your one of your more recent
podcasts about it too, about how many how many guys
are so attentive to a woman until they get him
in bed, and then it's like I just want to
get my dick in and then and then then that's it, right.
And so all of a sudden, I think somewhat, especially

(32:32):
with with your wife that I mean, we all have
learned behaviors, right, So I mean, if she knows you're
telling her she's pretty and this and that, and then
you go into the bedroom and all you do is
bang it out real.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Quick on her.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Uh, She's she's not going to take that maybe to heart, right.
And so this this weekend when we went to the
hotel room, I mean, I didn't even think about giving
myself an orgasm, but I usually I usually don't because
in in my silly mind as a guy, I think, man,
every time we have sex, if I can give you
multiple orgasms and.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Leave you unable to walk, your legs are still shaken
so bad, that's going to make you want it more. Well, no,
it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
It's just you know, make their like want a munchie
or something like that. Like Jesus Christ, you bang the
shit out of me. You know, there's still only salt
to left from chili.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
You know, can you bring that to you know?

Speaker 4 (33:26):
And I'm just thinking, like, man, I put on a
good fireworks show, you don't want to watch it again.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
But yeah, no, it's yeah, that's a good point, you know.
I've Yeah, I can relate. I mean, you know, I
try to. You know, I I much rather give pleasure
generally than receive it. That's safe to say. Yeah, but
that's I'm not opposed to receiving. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
No, there's a lot of times I just do you
because well last night I was.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Just we're shooting with one one gentleman yesterday and she's
probably over the course a wound up fucking for over
four hours.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah, I was like, I'm done.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
That pussy was smoking.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
It was that.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Right now.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
So I was like, how do I just see.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Meat hangers are hanging down there?

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Oh my god. Both of us were like, God, said,
my pussy is just raw. He was like, yeah, my
dick hurts.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
It's like, oh, such problems. If we don't had a
workman's if we don't have a workman's complain, you can have.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
To put compress the cold compresses all my pussy.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
I need to file a workman's complay in my pussy
sucking all day.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Well, that just means you need then you know that's
I mean.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
She was so exhausted to you know, I thought she
was really deep through side of her and she was
snoring my dick in her mouth.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
That's a lie.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
That is a lie.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
That is a blatant lie.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
That was I was you dry heaving, you're so full
of ship and we'll constipate it. But so but yeah, No,
it's important for people to not just tell their significant
other just because they're trying to get laid. This is

(35:20):
something you got to do and you have to convince
them of it, and you have to feel it. And
if you don't feel I get I've said this before.
I think if you're in a relationship, you need to
feel that person that your relationship is the sexiest person
in the world. Yeah, I no matter weight they've gained

(35:45):
or hair they've lost, or I'm not talking directly to
you to take the hint, I'm looking at your bald spot.
It's right through that fishnet panties. But you know you

(36:05):
need to let them know. I mean again, like like
you said, Steven, you've got over twenty years with her.
Donna and I are approaching nineteen years. You know, you
have a history, you know, and someone that you've you know,
I've never in the military, and thanks for those who have.
I appreciate your services. But you know, the people you've
been in the trenches with, man, you know, you owe

(36:26):
it to him.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I think it goes along or
you should also say too that every every time you
you try and show that affection, like you were saying,
I think you shouldn't lead it, uh into into sex, right,
because then it really at the end of the day.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
She's gonna want it more. I know.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
I know how much Donna you know, uh gives them
a huge fan doesn't doesn't like a guy just to
get in there.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
And strip his clothes off.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
That's part of that.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
That's part of her excise, right, is slowly removing the
clothes and seeing what it is.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
So that's part of her her teas that gets her
going right. And so I know, yeah, I've tried to
tease throughout the day, maybe send some sexy messages and
then get home and maybe grab a butt and and
and then not have it, you know, try and build
up to have in sect that night more just teas

(37:25):
and it might be able to go there, but then
it's a hey, you know, why don't you sit on
the couch. I'm gonna I'm gonna do these dishes really quick,
and then i'm gonna take the kid outside and throw
the football with them, because I know you've been dying
to catch up on one of your shows or something
like that, right, And so yeah, there's that build up
of oh my gosh, he's being so sweet. He you know,

(37:46):
he he obviously wants wants some play. But then I
get home, you know, and I and I do my
devious mind just thinks I'm gonna get it for twice
as long as tomorrow, you know. So I'm doing this
today type of thing.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
Very wrong, you know, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've clipped and I'm ready to you know,
turn him in kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
But until I said, has ten punches, I want to
use three.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Dam I'm glad to know I'm not the only one
that still asked for sex coupons for Chris.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
I'm like, I'm tall enough to ride the ride.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Let me the funk on. So I'm not I'm not
telling you, but you are the ride.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Oh well, that's good, I makes you.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Well.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
It was. It was funny too, Donna.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
I was I was thinking about something you and you
and Vents were talking about because my wife I'm six
two and my wife, well, I'm six to about two
two o five two ten and my wife is I
want to say five to one.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
She's pretty short.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
That was on in my road.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Yeah, funny, because so I decided when we're at the hotel,
you know, I mean, she was sucking my dick and
I was like, babe, I want to eat out. And
it was I had to prop like four pills up
to get myself up far and up, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
I was like, yeah, she's making up with a belly button.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
I'll send you the wet limb of the trapeze. You
can get ordered and put them up.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
But yeah, I sort of chuckled out loud in the
middle of it, thinking of one of your guys' podcasts,
and you know, she turns around, she's like what and
I had to quickly say something. Oh. I don't remember
what I said, but it sure that wasn't Oh. I
was laughing because of this.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
You know this podcast.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
They don't line up either. He's shortly when they do
sixty nine. All she does is tongue is fucking belly
buttons of her.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Knee or she's looking at my belly button. Yeah, either way,
I'm an inny. It's like, that's not my dick, your
sucker is my belly button. Oh, I couldn't tell the difference.
It's like they both go.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
But the real question is did you enjoy it?

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Sadly, yes, my belly buttons ever had less wint.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
In it.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
That thing.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
And we're guys, we enjoy all the attention.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah, you know, there's no such thing as bad attention
for me.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Probably that's that's why you got And we know a
few guys that they even thrive on arguing with her. Oh,
I know, they just be an asshole. They know they
can't get this one. They figure if I argue with her,
if I'm rude to her, I'm gonna have conversation with her.
It's stupid.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, we do know people like that.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
It's stupid.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
But what about that one girl in bed?

Speaker 1 (40:54):
It's like, you really called her old and whatever else
he called her, and she went to bed with you,
so obviously it does work.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Yeah, she ain't breaking about that either.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
You know you're old this maybe I want I gotta
have you?

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Sure like you and I you know there was alcohol involved.
Explain you're an old, nasty bitch drinking. You can't call
me that, scout? What's fun?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Keep drinking all I get younger and better looking in you're.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Such an Asshole'm gonna you's good? That works for me
every other night.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
So every Jesus way to go.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Then that's every other you need. We need to recovery here.
You're super rob and I'm like, oh no.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
The first set of Roofi's wears off before I can
never take more.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Soon she starts remembering who I am, like, oh no, this,
have some more M and ms. Yeah, I don't remember
less I my head.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Why is there big bull of these? Next one side
of the bed. Don't worry. You shouldn't have too many
hind calories. And when I wake up from it as hurts.
I don't know what that is hemorrhoids.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
Maybe you check check?

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Yeah? Why are there dirty rubber gloves?

Speaker 5 (42:29):
Now?

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Don't worry about that.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
I'm pulling them out of my ass.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
I was fixing something imming the toilet backed up. Yeah,
that's what it was.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Oh he's quick with this ship, isn't he? I try?

Speaker 2 (42:50):
But you say that about so many things.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Three minutes, wonder run.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
It's like radio sex. You know, eight seconds, I'm done.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
But as long as you can brag about those eight seconds,
so you know.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
That's well, I'm bragging. She's not. But it's like my
buddy told me. He says his wife bitched about him
premature ejaculating and says, hey, honey, I set the pace.
If you can't keep up, that's not my problem. So
I thought, yes, I remember that one, you know, so
that's where I staid with things. You know, it's like
I set the pace.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
It was funny because speaking that when you guys were
doing that episode, I just thought, like, and you guys
hit it on the head during that premature premature ejaculation,
which it wasn't as short as ashes, yeah, but you
hit it right on the head. It's one of those

(43:48):
if you know you're working with the handicap, then you
learn to swing your club differently, you know. I mean,
if if you know that might occur, happened you then
then go down on her and ever one or two orgasms,
you know, with oral or fore play, and then at
that point if you do only last eight seconds.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Uh, it's not you know. Yeah, she won't be as disappointed,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Or you know, we've even we've experienced guys that would
tell us like, okay, listen, first time, I'm cocked and
locked here, I'm ready to go. You know this is
this is not gonna last long. But they said, you know,
but I'll go down on you afterwards, so I can
you know, reload the chamber and then we can go again.
And you know, it's like, fine, that's cool. So we
they get their first shot off quickly, you know, barely

(44:37):
hit the target. And then you know, then you know,
we do something where you know, he's going down on her,
giving her a couple of orgasms and time and yeah, yeah,
it gives him a few minutes to recover and then
you know, next thing, you know, he's able to you know,
perform for fifteen twenty minutes. So it's you know, again,
there's people that get hung up on that, you know,

(45:00):
And like I said, I experienced where someone was very
demeaning to me because my first time that's strong.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
I smacker on her face.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
She's too old and wrinkling. Now I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Younger than me.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
No, she was twenty four. I was seventeen, so she's a.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Year she's Yeah, she was a year older than me.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Yeah, so she's not alive.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
She's such an assholes a minute, she's not alive.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
There's only a few of yours.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
But I can see that not putting all the all
the blame on you, Donner, but you're you're extremely good looking,
so I think you generally probably cut guys times in half.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Well, the other thing she was going for is she's never.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
Had so good looking well, and it's tight.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
She's never had children, and pussy is extremely tight. You
mention it's tight, yeah, and it's so I mean yeah,
Like in the videos, you'll hear a lot of guys like,
oh my god, your pussy is so tight and go, yeah,
I don't know. And then with their muscles, she can
like cram that fucker down and she can rip your
dick out by its roots. If she wanted to try

(46:19):
not to do that. Yeah, I know, but.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Well, I mean there's a couple of guys that he's
that we've said that because as soon as I stick
my dick in you, because you know, most times I
have to like jerk off with women because I don't
get I don't get a grip.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
I can't get you know, I can't get any leverage.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
But as soon as I put my dick in yus,
it's like it's so tighty goes I last, like you know,
a couple of pumps.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
He guess I'm gone. I think it lasted five minutes.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Well, there's two gentlemen back to back last week within
One was one day, one was another day, and both
of them never lasted five minutes.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
And they're not They weren't like, you know, young young
kids either.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
They're both in their fifties.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Yeah, we're mature.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
It's like I'm sorry I do that.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
But then again they don't look at it like, well,
maybe I should do something to her and then I
can chamber. But they just they just deliver and like
oh boy, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Yeah yeah, Or maybe they's one of these cases they
could have like jerked off during the day or the
day before.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
But then you yell at them, oh you just got
to say, last five minutes. It's how can you tell me, No,
I don't need your calmload. No, there's perfect good tissues
in the other room, perfectly good, and you take a
long nap after you get done jerking off. It you
just go take a nap.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
I don't say that.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
I don't care to get a complex.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Don't take a nap.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
I have little cruise all over my body where she
pokes me with a ten foot pole.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
So ten foot, firteen feet came.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
On, step back. It's okay, mace and red pepper spray afrodisiac.
To me now, it's like, oh, she hit me with me.
She wants something.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
She's just playing hard to get.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
She wants to do the whole role play, the whole
rapist and the victim thing.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
All right, Yeah, that's nothing to joke about.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
No, it's not rape, is not anything to joke about it.
Our marriage is something to joke about.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Is not joke about our marriage.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Our marriage is a joke. I'd like to say she
married the best for sex, but we all know that's
a lie. She didn't marry me for my money. Definitely
didn't marry for my looks.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
I mean, yes, well, well you can't say she didn't
marry you for not sex. It sounds like you have
some pretty amazing world skills. So maybe she married you
partly for for some sexual sexual skills.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Maybe that could be it. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Nope, Wow, I married deeper things, guys. Sex is very superficial.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Before I could even have done it to interject, he
just comes up with the deep sounding nope, I don't.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Even get a wholemark the card for my sex life there,
sorry for the death of your sex, like Vincent's.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
I married you because I loved you, and you love.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Me to be someplace else. You love me to be.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
Like my wife. I married you for you. The sex
was just a disappointment anyways, But I married you.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Just a disappointment to have a negative. And then for
the sex is the negative parts are positive. Cut the lawn,
that's a positive. Your sex, that's all negative.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
True ass Like here, I'm trying to be deep and
like philosophical, and.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
That's going nowhere this door with the ship flow out
filling up the room.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
I'm even dressed philosophically.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
You're dressed fishingly. I could catch you, gotta catch a
lot of things. You might catch a few guys with that.
You an't catch in anything. Fish wise.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Barely covers.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
It covers pretty.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
It's just a fish net broad panty set and it.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Has a little sing in the middle, holds together what
doesn't hurt.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
It's Sexy's got a little collar. Things got a little
strapped to goes from the collar down to the bottoms,
which doesn't do anything. It just kind of divides her
in half.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Vertically.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
It shows you she doesn't have scoliosis.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
That's all.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
It's a handle, bit, it's just a handle.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
That's okay, Yeah, all right, we'll go with handle. And
she's wanting to pick up like that, but you know, yeah,
that wet strap would just snap, you got. I'd pick
her up more by the collar. It's got the little
ring on the collar, you know. Tired to the lead
that time my dog out back with put it outside
and that goddamn outfit.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
That's not right.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
My neighbor would definitely ship a brick. He didn't. He
didn't know what to do when he saw he run
the pool with a thong. He had a lonely season
that out and he's gonna fucking hemorrhage.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Yet they cut down their big tree that was blocking
our pool.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
That's like the tree was perfectly fine. All the other
dead ones in the yard they're still standing.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
They cut down that one.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
There was a nice healthy tree blocking my view of
their pool. We need that down, honey, Okay, what about
the dead one?

Speaker 5 (51:44):
Exactly what to do? Oh yeah, I think the neighbor
knew exactly what to do when he saw you. In
the song. It was do I beat off now? Or
do I beat off later?

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Now I'll get caught later, I'll have to go in
my house and not have the scenery. Well, and that's
what was going through his mind right.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Problem now is with since COVID, his wife has been
working from home. So if he was out on the
deck yanking it, his wife would come out and beat
him to deck probably, you know. I mean they've already
expressed that. Uh yeah, he hates me because you know,
all the the work I've done around the house, out
there in the yard, stuff like that, he comes out,

(52:21):
You make me look bad. My wife sees you out there,
you know, chopping wood or building a deck, and she
expects me to do that ship. Now, you know, he said,
I'm starting to hate It's.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Like it sounds like I had it wrong. She's the
one out there playing with herself watching you.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
Then.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yeah's but she's not looking going look at him. She's like,
oh look what he's doing. Look at him, Look at him.
Look at that deck he's building.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Oh big dark deck.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Look how he splits that wood. Oh, ship's getting done.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
Look at him.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
We didn't.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Fixed out fence, pitch, fixed up fence.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Yeah, that's what it is. Lawn.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
She was. She probably knows it most of the time. Anyway,
She's got a bigger penis than he does, so I'm
not judging whatever works for.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
It's okay to get out there in mad Alawn. I've
my uh my neighbors, so I live in a circle. Uh,
you know, small small yards, little fence. It's more of
the suburban type. Definitely not what i'll call the exclusion.
You guys probably have sounds like you guys are nettled

(53:41):
in the hills. But I thought it was funny because
my wife's actually been told by the neighbors. U, if
I ever come outside of Maulde Lawn, I I better
be shirtlesss.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Have sent shirts over for me. Evans wear all these
I'm sending six shirts over. They're all seventeen. We just
want to make sure he's fucking covered. Wait this, Yah,
we're gonna We're gonna over your yard. Evince cut the
yard inside the tent.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
That's funny, you know, it's it's it's tough.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
It is tough.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
So but anyway, so is this all the disappointment you
hoped for?

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Ship?

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Oh man, No, it's it's it's been so much fun
when you when you reach back out to me events,
I I was really shocked and and uh kind of
like we had in our conversation. I was shocked to
hear that you guys don't get more feedback as far
as what kind of wonderful job you guys are doing.
I mean, you know, don is beautiful and and uh

(55:00):
her and her own right, Uh, you know she's a star,
but you two together, just the unmatchable combo.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
I mean, just the the banter you guys have back and.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Forth, and the I think, uh, the the relatability uh
to the subjects and and what you guys discussed. And
again that's what led me, uh to reach out. Is
it's you know, it's it's so relatable just all the
all the different topics that that you guys discuss, and

(55:30):
and I like how you guys present it is more
of a discussion about a topic versus you know, so
many other people choose a topic and then preach about
uh their side of it, but act like uh, you know,
they they're going to write a book about it next
after the pot. I like how you guys bring it

(55:52):
up as an open.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
I really like that they give me paper cuts.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Like I do, like pop up.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
And those nipples are popping up right through that fish.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
That's another kind of.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
But yeah, no, I mean we've had a couple emails
here there, and like we discussed even that there's Unfortunately,
the Internet I think is used more for negative than positive.
If people have a positive experience with like a restaurant,
very few of them actually go and give a good review.
But as soon as you have something bad, they.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Go and everybody.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
You know, I guess when I did my photography, I
had what I called my pizza theory. You know, if
you have a good pizza, you tell one person. You
have a bad pizza, you tell everybody. And so I mean,
we're just happy that we have listeners. You know, we're
all about hearing good bed and different and you know, again,
really appreciated your positive feedback. And uh and the other

(56:55):
gentleman who reaches out to us, who listens to the show,
what was his first name, Bill? Bill? And again you
know we've invited Bill in the show and you're you're
having open invitation anytime you want to be on. I'll
keep you a breast to our topics and what your
schedule is and see if yes, you're breast on it. Yeah,
keep you abreast of Donna's breast. And uh, I mean,

(57:19):
we'd love to do a show where, you know, maybe
we can get you and your wife on the show.

Speaker 5 (57:25):
Yeah, that would be fun, you know.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
I mean, I mean, I don't know how you have
you let your wife listen to the podcast or.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
I think I think she would be like in a
situation where we were going out, uh, like last weekend.
I think in in that type of situation again, right now,
one of us always has a kid in the car,
or a kid at home or or running around you know.
I mean, it's so so crazy, so crazy, how how

(57:55):
how the schedules work. That's why I think it was
so important to get out there on on last Friday,
excuse me, and get to the hotel and just try
and show her really, you know, and to swing it
all the way back to the topic. The passion's only
gone when you give up, you know, I mean.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
It is one other reason for a passion gone away.
You run out of duct tape.

Speaker 5 (58:21):
No, yeah, yeah too, but you.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
At hot glup guns unless they're in pain. I still
have again, you know, you can get into the whole
thing with the kids. You know, hey, kids are if
you don't want a babysitter, but you can't trust her
alone grille. Yeah, yeah, it works for my parents and me.
I'm okay.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Whatever happened to the time where they just they just
leave you some money and say here, you know, order
some pizza and have fun, you know, and as long
as you didn't burn the house down, then uh, you
were successful, right, I mean, yeah, tell you how many
times that's time I learned how to mudd a wall
so I could pick the hole I put after sliding
down the.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
Stairs on a cardboard box and painted. You know, none
the wiser.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
It wasn't spelled out in the rules that you weren't
supposed to do that, just say yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Once you're fourteen, you can be left alone.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Theoretically depends on the fourteen year old.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Yeah it's true. But I mean, like you're old enough
to babysit at fourteen, so if you're able to watch
other children, you should be able to be left alone.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
There's pretty of adults that are old enough to watch
children alone. There's an adults that the children are watching
the adults.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
So okay, take that all back. You should never be
left alone ever.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Yeah, that's like I said, duct tape your son, lots
of camera, lots of I have a seating this, you know,
sit down in this chair for a minute, then I'll
see it in a couple hours.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
They want to watch and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
You ate five.

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
Yeah, there's nothing wrong. I mean, just pay the juice
box with the long enough straw that goes to their mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
I mean, then you just tap a chair and put
on pps and leave.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
That's awful.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Oh and oh you would like that. I would, but
the kids would do you know, I wouldn't enjoy it.
Probably not know Lawrence walk Show, so Lawrence welk marathon.
All right, son, you'd be good Back in the days

(01:00:46):
of when we were younger, and you know, like porn
channels like between, like if you didn't pay for it,
you could get it. Just put it. Just leave that
on it. Duct taped to a chair. I put that
so they can't see the porn, but they hear it,
kind of hear it. Torment the funk out of him
because you know what, when you get home and cut

(01:01:06):
him out of the chair, you know where he's going
to be in his room with the tissues.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
And an imagination.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
So but yeah, just remember when you punish your kids,
eventually they get to pick what nursing home you're in.
So yeah, take that consideration.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
I think's daughter is total that on numerous occasions.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Yeah, my daughters have determined the fact that there's no
nursing home would want me, so they're with me. So
they've already determined they're gonna kill me. So I'm good
with that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
As long as you're good with it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
I don't really, you know, want someone changing my diaper.
Ye think that some nurse coming over and like taking
the diapers like Jesus Christ. It's like, yeah, I'm dying. Yeah,
all I would.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Say is take yourself now.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
That's all I can tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
It too late, It's not too late.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
It's almost never too late, almost never.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
Tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
She looked at me and she said, almost the exception. Yeah,
it's almost for most people.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
But for you, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Iss you when you die next week for five minutes
at all. Good news for me. True, I don't know.
I didn't take the phone call. Oh all right, well

(01:02:45):
we have bored Stephen for over an hour now, hard
to believe. Yeah, it goes quick.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
No, no, I'm not born at all. I'm I'm having
a super fun time.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
So good. I'm excited.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
I'm excited to hear your guys topic for uh for
next week. Uh you know, because this week I already
knew it was and with boring Steven, you know, so
it'll be exciting to not ruin your guys.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
The next week podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Gave us someone else to talk to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Yeah, we was talking to the other guy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
It's powerful, terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Start the Hot husband podcast. Okay, the Chubby Husband's podcast,
Chubby Hobby podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Should should I say? What happened? Went to the dentist
today and she noticed my necklace. Go ahead, okay, well
I was getting my teeth cleaned today.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Then first you have to tell about the necklace. You
tell the story.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
The necklace is a hot wife necklace that vincecott for
me just earlier this week, and I'm wearing it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
So I went to get my teeth clean.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Of course the necklace, I guess, was exposed, and the
high gienis was like, what does your necklace say, I'm like, oh,
it's his hot wife.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
She goes, I'm like, because my husband thinks I'm so hot?
Ands oh that's so romantic and sweet. And I was like, Oh,
if you only knew what hot wife really means.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
Yeah, funny because are there people out there that.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
Don't Yeah, oh my god, I say those people don't know.
We think she was just being nice because she didn't
want to be like, oh I know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
But then in turn, you gotta look at this way.
Maybe if if I didn't know what it meant and
I just looked at it like oh, I think my
wife's hot, you know. But but we get people, You
get people done to that or all the time, like
does your husband know you're.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Doing on Instagram?

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
But he says, write in my profile I love the
pineapple life and I'm a hot wife. How much more
blatant can I be?

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Keep going over the whole pineapple?

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Yeah, people don't know the pineapple thing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
But the hot wife.

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Does your husband know you have this soup?

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Yeah? People we tell them all the time, like, you know,
you know, I was fucking this guy in front of
my husband and people are like does your husband know? Well, no,
he was too busy running the video camera. He didn't
see me fucking these two guys he was did He's
busy changing camera views and just didn't see there was
a dick in my ass and one of my mouth.

(01:05:10):
I honestly, I keep telling me. He just doesn't pay
attention to me. Yes, I went over to him. He
thought I sneezed, but I had just come over my days.
He guess, honey, looks like you have a bad cold.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Doesn't pay attention to me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
He doesn't notice me. But I guess I should be
going to buy the com sweat necklace. Huh, Yes, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
This one's a little more hidden.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Yeah, you could just told her. That's actually my maiden
name Comes. It's a German. It's from the Valley of Semen.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
It's coombslot with blots over the U slept Donna Coomslo.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
My name middle name is anal anal Vice.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
German German coom slut.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
They invaded the Seamen Valley and drove us coombslots right out.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
From from an.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
I remember A whole story got on there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
We fled to the aisle the big cock, Oh my god,
we settled in with the big cook. Come slop big cocks.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
And this has gone too far.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
That's like we do.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
That's a good thing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
There's always next week.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Yeah, I'm not wearing that one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
What doctor you are going to next week?

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
I'm at and ask if you've done that? But he hysterical,
anal queen?

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
What the comeslot one just got to be an anklet,
you know?

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Yeah, you can only read it when the ankles in
the air.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
That I mean yeah, when she's on her back and
he's holding her ankles up.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Then he's like, oh, come slap, Like when you're standing.
You couldn't read it. The com slot nice but uh
they talked about angels and not angel dements in the
Da Vinci code. You know, we can read it upside
down stuff like that. The same way about whatever that

(01:07:45):
that type of work.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
On my tongue.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Yeah, forgotten now. So many things have been there, especially yesterday.

Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
I got.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Chinese only I'm can we choot my finger off this
big black microphone?

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
It's an ambigram, yeah, like.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
Does you dip them in like quite coffee and those as.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
It does like alphlebit soup. You know, it was just
in a cookie for him.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
I don't know, so I've got a questions for you, Donna,
to take the conversation, sorry, a little bit in the field.
So what would you say, uh, are your uh and
and and maybe don't answer it because I think it'd

(01:08:43):
be a great topic. But what would you say, are
your your uh sexual senses? You know, meaning I think
we have five or seven senses.

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
Sight, hearing, uh.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
And the reason why I asked is because again I'm
a big pan of yours, and I've noticed in your
videos you're you do the same thing as I do.
And then I start thinking, well, god, you know, maybe
everyone does. Is I like watching just like you do?
But when you get ready to orgasm, we both close
our eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
I exot going into my mental game.

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
Yeah, And so it's like it's almost like you're using
you know, outside of touch and feel in sight. So
you need that that that sense of sight to get
you to the gate. But then it's almost like you
close your eyes to walk through it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
And I just always wonder, didn't is this one talking
to you? And I talked about that we would talk
on the show, but or maybe it was Donna. I
said something about talking about these seven senses and how.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Well so so me and you discussed it really really
quickly about you know, the seventh and I just thought
that that would be so fascinating because again, like I said,
I watched Donna and her videos.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
I mean, you know, not that I'm looking scientifically, Yeah, yeah,
you know.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
I mean that's why I'm you know, monitoring the jiggles and.

Speaker 5 (01:10:16):
Serially is not scientific reason.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
But no, I just thought that's so interesting that we
do the same thing because I'm a I'm a I'm
a site person, and so you think, at the end
of it, why don't I keep my eyes open to
see more of it? But it's almost like you said,
it's the the mind's eye.

Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
Maybe it's stronger, so you why don't we make it? Ye're,
I think that would be super interesting to cover.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
It.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Let's make that the topic for next week's show is
the second sentences and sex.

Speaker 5 (01:10:51):
I appreciate it on it ruin it more.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
I was like, I love I love watching your guys,
uh uh, your last your first televised podcast. I love
I love the facial expressing it because you're like, yeah,
he wrote a long email and roll back you talked
about and then you said, and then you know, my
husband replied and he wrote.

Speaker 5 (01:11:14):
Another long one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:11:17):
It was like, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
So then I opened up my following email with that's
so weird.

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
I've never apologized for things being long before.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
I'm usually apologizing for it being so short.

Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
But you know, I guess this time I hit a
long one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
So it was great.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
I think you know, you and I seeing on the
phone the other night, had briefly touched on that, and
I said that'd be a great topic. So I actually
think that's you know, let us know you know again.
We talk outside the show now about what your availability
is uh next week, whether it be yeah, we have
off of our jobs on Sundays and Mondays, and I
know what's best for you. We'll see if we can

(01:12:02):
uh pull together a podcast and have you call it again.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
We'll talk about, Yeah, that'd be great.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
Maybe maybe you should wait and see what the ratings
doing this one. I'm afraid I thank them.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
No, you can't. If we have.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
Right now, try to do more.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
I think we get better ratis. I pulled my nipples out,
but all four of them. You don't got four nipples.
I got four nipples, bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
It has to top everything that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Mike Quick's bigger.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
I don't even want to.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Have speeches. I don't even know how to respond to that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
So anyway, yeah, we'll wrap this bed Boy up please,
and yeah, so we'll just end the show and then, uh,
you know, if you want to hang on the line
after we wrap this up, stee, we'll talk a little
more off off air.

Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
And I appreciate you guys having me on and it's
it's been super fun. And I just, uh, you know,
challenge everyone else that enjoyed the podcast as much as
I do to to to reach out and say good job,
you know. I mean, these are two very lovely, real
uh people that accept compliments as well as constructive criticism.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
And yeah, we'll find out, I say, and I'll find
you fuckers.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
You say something now, he's only kidding.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Really your son, you say something, batter him. I'm gonna
come over your house and blow your car, burn my
lips next time, but i'll blow your car up.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Your car.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
She just got that five minutes later.

Speaker 6 (01:13:53):
I know I'm a bed Italian mobster. I went to
go blow up like car and I burnt my limbs
on the can muffler. Anyway, so anyway, I.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
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Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Not a one there is.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
If you want to be nice to her, there's the
Amazon wish list there. You can you know if you
want to buy her something nice.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
Actually, a gentleman bought me this one. But yes, this
is one of the ones that a gentleman bought me.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
So if I thanked him anytimes, the belly button rings
someone else watching.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Yeah, the belly button ring someone else bought me.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
So yeah, I don't get credit.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Oh yeah, that doesn't hurt too much.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
You can get that off the Amazon wish list, now,
did you my girl?

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
Amazon?

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
All right, it's your smarty pants.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
I'll miss you when I kill you, not much. I
won't miss you with my shot, but i'll miss you afterwards. Sorry,
I want to say thank you and what's your name here?
Who are you again?

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Susie b Nyland and thanks for putting up with us. Guys,
have a good day