How to become a total failure

How to become a total failure

Do you still have friends? Are you unstirred in a happy relationship? Or are you lacking ideas to live a truly unhappy existence? That's where I'd like to help you. In the tutorial How to become a total failure, my virtual team explains step by step the way to an unpleasant, lonely, and utterly pointless life. From the countless workshops and well-intentioned advice on how to become happy, our entertaining 10-part mini-series stands out pleasantly as it is also amazingly helpful. Because everyone knows what happens to good advice: it doesn't get followed. But if you ignore our suggestions, you could become a happy person.


December 13, 2021 4 min
Do you still have friends? Do you unswervingly lead a happy relationship? Or do you simply have no idea how to live a truly unhappy life?

In his tutorial How to Become a Total Failure, Fuckupcoach Dr. Cala Sana and his virtual team give foolproof tips on how to live an unpleasant, lonely, and completely pointless life.

After just a short time, a constant mood drop sets in to finally get rid of those pesky moments of contentment. Je...
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Now that you have established in our introduction that you possess the essential ingredient for success in this learning program, namely guilt, we will turn to the basics of self-tormenting behavior.

In today's episode, you'll learn five of the ten most successful patterns of negative thinking.
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January 15, 2022 7 min
In today's episode, we're going to share with you five more examples of negative thinking. Even though you should already have mastered one or two of these behaviors, you may find yourself in a situation where your creativity is challenged to use the full range of negative behaviors.
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January 22, 2022 7 min
After learning about the ten most successful negative thinking behaviors in the first two episodes, today we turn our attention to the benefits of holding on to the past.

Time heals all wounds, they say. But that doesn't have to discourage you, because in this episode you'll learn how to protect yourself from it. This way you can tap into an inexhaustible source of self-compassion and have the added effect of not having to ...
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