How to become a total failure
Welcome, dear friends, to the grand unveiling of "How to Become a Total Failure," a uniquely crafted audio experience that's sure to tickle your fancy and pique your curiosity. This interactive radio play, presented in glorious high-definition sound, offers an unconventional path to self-improvement. Each of the 10 episodes in this mini-series, masterfully produced by our diverse virtual team, guides you down the winding road to a purposeless and solitary existence - all with a dash of irony, of course. 🎭🎧🎬 Our tongue-in-cheek advice, delivered in English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Polish, Russian, and Chinese, aims to invert traditional self-help wisdom. Disregard our tips, and you might just stumble into a fulfilling, happy life! From the plethora of cookie-cutter workshops promising happiness, our series stands out as a refreshing departure, woven with playful humor and sounds that bring the story to life. Dare to join us on this audacious journey? 🌎🔊😄
Episodes
In his tutorial How to Become a Total Failure, Fuckupcoach Dr. Cala Sana and his virtual team give foolproof tips on how to live an unpleasant, lonely, and completely pointless life.
After just a short time, a constant mood drop sets in to finally get rid of those pesky moments of contentment. Je...
In today's episode, you'll learn five of the ten most successful patterns of negative thinking.
Time heals all wounds, they say. But that doesn't have to discourage you, because in this episode you'll learn how to protect yourself from it. This way you can tap into an inexhaustible source of self-compassion and have the added effect of not having to deal wit...
As early as 1966, the American author Dan Greenburg was already thinking about how to make a lasting mess of one's life. For the present, he has picked out 4 topics that others can envy and that have lost none of their topicality since then: Being rich,...
The advantage of alienating yourself from more and more people is obvious: the more people you make reject you, the worse you can feel.
In the last episode, you started creating a rejection image of yourself. This includes feelings of guilt or just anger about money or your appearance. This always works, whether you are poor or rich, look fantastic or are no beauty. Let's look at some examples.
To feel excluded, it’s enough to assume that your colleagues are secretly making fun of you. Therefore, it is only natural not to trust them and to look for the smallest clues to do so. Then it's only...
Using the techniques learned in this course to create fear in yourself and make other people reject you, you have now achieved your goal: total personal unhappiness. And you have been punished for all your guilt.
You have driven everyone you know out of your life. Unburdened by work, loved ones, or friends, you can now complain 24 hours a day about how mean life is and that you have been betrayed by everyone you kn...
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