Ep. 346: Christina Marie Leonard's New Film, Thunder Force, WandaVision Finale Review

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All lords.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
There a specific deal like whatever happened again? With you
by my side, with you by my side, with you by.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Mars, we have to and the things that many moslately.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Son, How I want you not?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
We'll take my chance with you and now see the sun.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's all right.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I want to spend not this with you by your side,

(01:56):
Gonna stay and alive, keep strang.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I want, I say, trying to run away for so long.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I guess there I was from.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Beside.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
How we want you know that I.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Will take bud chants? Did you and jelousey in the sun?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
It's all right?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I want to spend the day with you by your side?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
How we want you know that I will take budgets?
Did you?

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Famcast media.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Welcome, mome gash everybody.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
The show where a couple of bud get buzz and wait,
very very wait with a lot of patients for the
world to open. I fucking fuck that up already, ship,
I can't.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
You know?

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Great somebody who doesn't hurt Thank you. It is my
first show. It's my first show back. The show where
a couple of bud get buzz and wait for the
world to open with patients as the boys sit here
in the Fire Nation. My name is Garrett.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
I only said that because literally the only reason I
made that rhyme was because I got a cool new shirt.
And it's like, if you're a fan of Avatar the
Last Airbender, it's a Fire Nation shirt.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
My god again with this ship.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yeah, it's it's called called it's called taste Ry. What
this is.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Today?

Speaker 6 (04:22):
Actually, we have a very special guest, and she's a
returning guest who was actually here to talk about her
new film.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
I just want to I'm actually very happy about this.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Well, in a full, full disclosure like this happened like
an hour or two ago where we decided to so nice.
I'll give her a little opening music.

Speaker 7 (04:46):
Remember she was a metal head.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
She likes this.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Please welcome everyone. Christina Marie letters.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
A great intro. Now you're not there, thank you?

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Yeah, dude, I fucking this is one of my favorite workouts. Welcome,
what's up?

Speaker 8 (05:10):
Girl?

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
All right.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
Now, just like every episode, we start off with shut up,
an alcoholic beverage of some sort if you've taking that
sort of thing.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
In today's different we'll start off with Ricky c. Actually,
oh wait, are we gonna are we gonna do the
thing that we talked about first. Oh yeah, so that
when I got friend?

Speaker 9 (05:35):
Okay, all right, so yeah, so I'm drinking a beer.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
The shot first.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Okay, Well Ryan likes to say that that's what he
wants to do.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Ricky does not want to crack a beer before a
shot of whiskey. Yeah, am I right?

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Am? I right?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Rick Am I right? True? Yes?

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Okay, thanks, this this momentum that we have is amazing.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
We're gonna go straight into uh what we're gonna do
is we're gonna take a shot.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah surprised? Why not?

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Ryan's voices with the put the bottle.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's on my table.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
So I'm gonna go get that bottle that I left
over there and you guys talk. Okay, well, I guess
I'll stay the beer that I'm drinking.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Talk about you go ahead and talk to bouking beer anyway.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (06:26):
This is a this is from a Bit Brewing. This
is Mario Tart Aquatic Dreams and uh this is a
kettle sour with passion fruit, blood, orange and guava.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Where do you find these?

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Are you just finding these craft at CBK all the time?

Speaker 8 (06:40):
Or uh no?

Speaker 9 (06:41):
Actually my parents went to Temecula where they have the
brewery there, and they picked this up from me.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
A shout to my parents. Shout out to the parents.

Speaker 9 (06:52):
Oh yeah, it's a seven point three so for a
kettle sour, it's yeah, pretty pretty strong.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
This is awesome.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Okay beer. Before we took a shot, he went and
did that. Yeah, I didn't. I did not understand that
you were not prepared for the shot. I'm sorry. Cool, Ryan, Yeah,
lead us in the shot. Okay, well somebody left some
eighteen hundred here. Really.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Oh I thought you were saying nineteen forty two for
some reason. But so good.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
And these little batman shot glasses so nice. Then they're
like little solo cups. You're doing, I'm doing. We'll get
into this eventually. But there was a bachelor party at
my house, which is also why my voice is gone. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Also, the pandemic doesn't exist in Ryan's house, so don't
worry about it.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
No, no, no, it's not. Yeah, there's a forest filled
around here.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
Yeah, you honestly might have the fucking rona. That's what's
up at your voice?

Speaker 9 (07:54):
Nah?

Speaker 5 (07:55):
No, okay, cool, it's from me yelling. Yeah, okay, about
I was sent to.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
A well, either way, the tequila will handle it. Yeah,
alcohol clear kill coronavirus. You're good and good old Sierra Nevada.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Here in Nevada sounds good. I was gonna say. I
made like a little cocktail too, which had tequila, which
is good because then took that shot. It's a mixture
of tequila, peach, schnapps and one of these. You can
see it right here, June shines. It's a hard kombucha. Well,
it's a sorry, a saliberry.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
I need that in my life. Delicious.

Speaker 6 (08:38):
It's a side blueberry, apple, white grape, honey, green tea,
and sugar. That's the only Those are all the ingredients
that are in here.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
I never I've never heard of that.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
Yes, one of the YouTubers I watched this turned me
onto it and they gave me like a discount code
and it was like a lot cheaper, and I was like,
those could be like, uh, you know some nice sippy drinks.

Speaker 6 (08:57):
It's only six percent right on? Uh, I forgot, and
then I added tequila, put it with the peach knopsin
in there, and put it in.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
My Slytherin CD. Fancy. Yes, now I do know Christina
doesn't drink.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Do you have any like water? Oh?

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yeah, I drink?

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Well, I have I actually since we recorded last. Oh
my god, I loved all that's coming in. I feel
upstage slightly.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
I didn't know that was there.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Cool.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah, oh my god, I.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Have a gloved all of my tho.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
This is Judy. We got married on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
My guy was used for a film, so but I
didn't want to get rid of him, so I just
holded it. But they could be you know, I wish
I had him with me because then we could be counterparts.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Right unicorn?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, well yeah, you can have a party. Do you
have a name?

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Do you have a name for your Dollarina?

Speaker 4 (10:11):
I don't. I don't have a name for him, but yeah,
maybe that should happen.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Maybe I should blow him up. And I guess what
the reason he's deflated is because I have a cat.
So I'm really just worried that my cat would puncture him.
You know, I want to be able to use him
for another film, like like that's gonna happen though, really
to films with a blow up doll. I'm not a
porn making porn here anyway. I have water, I have
him VISI line. So I'm drinking water, but I but

(10:39):
it's important because I bought this because I'm trying to
be better to the environment and not use plastic. So
I actually love this. And uh, and everybody always has
such cool things they're drinking out of on zooms, like
you have your awesome Slytherin cup, and I'm always drinking
out of plastic bottle. And then one of my friends
like straight up shamed me for it.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
So I was like, Okay, I'm gonna get a filter
and this a yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
No, I have this Lytheron cup which I use for
like anything, not because it's easy to clean, but for
straight up water. I just take this giant sixty four
ounce like thermos and I fill that up every day
with multiple just ice waters or sparkling waters. My friend
kind of turned me on too. Liquid Death. It's a
canned water. Yeah, they have regular and they have sparkling,

(11:26):
which is nice, and I really actually really like sparkling water.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
I've never had liquid death sparkling, but that's why I
get at bars a lot.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
Oh really, okay, I've never seen it anywhere, Like.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
I didn't show at Beetlehouse like shortly before the pan. Well,
it was like early February, I think were late January
of the Before Times, and they have liquid death there
and I think they have it. I think they have
it at maybe the good Night I think.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
Possibly, Okay that and like if you like sparkling water,
I have they recommend I think it's called Topo Chico.
Oh yeah, that's probably like my favorite. If I see
those bottles, I usually get those. I wish they were canned,
but you know, not everyone can, you know, just be
progressive and have cans.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
It's still good though, last you know, so it's still
better good classic.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
True, too good true, that true that all right, we
have our drinks in there.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
I mean, there's so much that we would love to
catch up on because obviously we've had you on the
show before. We know you're obviously in the comedy world
and everything. But uh, I guess we could catch up
a little after that if you want. But either way,
I know that you want to definitely talk about your
project and we want to hear about it and we
want to have people in the crowd and the audience
know about it as well.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
So do you want to kind of just let us
know what this film is about? And everything about it.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, first of all, thank you guys for having me
on here. I feel like I was working on something
before when I was on, and that was probably in
like twenty sixteen, maybe I think so a while ago. Yeah,
I remember the picture of right.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
You were in the garage. You were in the garage
with us and and uh at my aunt's house. Right,
it was that was that when you came in.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
Yes, yeah, we have a picture of us together. But
I just don't like how I look at it. So
that's why I didn't use that it out.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
That's why I was so confused. I was like, why,
I'm like, I just I'm almost certain we've had we
had her on already. And then that's why I was Yeah,
I was really confused.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Anyway, to be fair like, I mean, the one that
I made looks a thousand times better.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
I like, and I give you props for making that
on such short notice.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
Thanks create Photoshop. I don't because I learned and then
I forgot about it. So everything is on is on
the standard paint app that comes with Windows.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Oh you do that on paint dude.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Every single thumbnail I've ever made it been on paint.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Due there's so many there's so many apps that make
it so much easier, just never learned.

Speaker 6 (14:01):
I learned the basics of Photoshop, like in two thousand
and nine, and then I forgot all about it. And
that was also on a Mac, and I forgot all
about it. And then now I'm like, well, I know
how to do it on paint, so I might as
well just fucking do it. I mean that literally, once
I found out what I wanted to do, that took
me less than five minutes. I mean, yeah, if you

(14:22):
know how to if you know how to use the program,
you can do some good stuff.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Do you know how to use it? Fuck exactly.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
I relate a lot because I actually bought Photoshop. I
had and this does this does segue into my project too.
So I bought photo. I learned Photoshop as well when
I was in high school and then forgot it. I
don't have windows, so I don't I don't have paint
because I totally would do what you did in that
situation as well. But I bought Photoshop, and then for

(14:48):
one of my rewards, I'm photoshopping people's photos, like with
the comedy sort of background, and so I like before
I started the campaign, I was like, I need to
relearn photoshop, and it's like it was harder than I thought,
you know, like I mean it came back to me.
But also it's like photoshop, it doesn't the buttons don't

(15:10):
say what they are. You have to look up what
they are.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, I don't remember that being a thing. Yeah, it's
the same thing. It's the same thing in the in
Premiere as well, abe Premiere, because I yeah, I learned,
I had to. There's like a learning curve on that
being from final cut. Learning how to use Premiere is
fucking hard to here.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
This this is the photo that we had and I
don't know what the fuck my face is right there.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
That's a great quod photo.

Speaker 6 (15:37):
We look and then and then I'm making this weird
pose because I have a camera remove it looks so.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Much, it looks so much thinner and handsomer.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
I just have I'm sure that Ryan and I like
we look healthier because we were obviously like twenty six
or something.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
But to go to a gym because they were fucking open.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
Yeah, I just look awkwards. Know, Christina looks great there,
but I was like, I just I didn't like how
it look.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
So it looks the best in that photo, obviously, but
I had leave the Garrett to be so fucking vain
to only look at himself in that photo and decide
that we're not going to use it.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
If you in charge of making the thumbnails, you could
do whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Hey, you're right.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
I mean I was in the new picture, so I'm
glad for that.

Speaker 6 (16:29):
Either way, I would either have to photoshop Ricky into
that one or just photo shop Christina into a new one.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Don't call it photoshop, you use paint.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
It's it's like the actually kind of like that better.
I would have had to just paint Ricky in that.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
I cannot in one. It sounds fancier only it's like
the kindergarten version. But I'm like advanced Peanutgarten.

Speaker 7 (16:53):
I'm like.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
Accelerated program.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Anyway, Chris, tell us about your So.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Waiting for the Punchline is the short film that I
am working on right now. I'm crowdfunding and we just
got We just passed or passed eighty percent of our funding,
which it all ends on Sunday. So the film is
about a girl from the Midwest who follows her comedian
boyfriend out to la and she ends up at the

(17:21):
comedy club he's performing at to surprise him and finds
him with another girl. So now she's pissed off and
turns out he never even wanted to be with her
in the first place. He was just leading her on,
and now she's stuck in la and has to figure
out what to do with her life. And the film
is kind of it's really about the people she meets

(17:42):
at the club and this world of the club and
how she kind of finds herself through this community and
realizes that it's not the guy that's going to make
her happy, and there's more that she has to offer,
but it's of comedy, and the whole time she's like
having these imagination sequence where she's bloodily murdered him. And
so it's a very it's very fast paced comedy, but

(18:03):
it does have a like a you know, there's there's
like a moral of the story.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
I guess as well, sure that sounds awes awesome, and
you you wrote this? I did. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
I started writing it as a TV show back in
twenty fifteen, and then I like put it on the
back burner for a year. I mean I had I
would have a table read here and then I would
like do a rewrite and then be like, not right now,
I'll do some like really short films, and then I
would pick it up again and do a rewrite or
like twelve rewrites and then maybe have another table read
and then be like, h it's not ready yet and uh.

(18:37):
And then finally I felt like it was ready, and
then the pandemic happened, and now I feel like we're
like getting to the point where okay, it's it's We're
like in the part of the pandemic where I feel
like I don't feel like it's a terrible thing to
start this now, you know not. I don't feel like
it's terrible. I feel like it's time. I feel like
it's time.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yeah, well, so you feel you shoot Did you shoot
it before the the the pandemic? Oh?

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Actually, yeah, we're gonna shoot it in April.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Oh you haven't shot it yet. I'm sorry. I thought
I thought you were like already in production or something.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
So right now you're actually crowdfunding, correct, Yeah, we're.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Raising the money to shoot it. So yeah, we did
shoot a teaser for it for the crowdfunding, So we
shot that already. We shot that at Flappers Comedy Club and.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
That was more.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
It was really just me and the director that we're
in it, and I do a little bit of stand
up at the beginning, kind of in character, but then
the rest of us is just like it's more of
a talking heads thing. So yeah, that was but we
that was kind of a quicker thing.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
What's the what's the what's the crowd source? I have
the link?

Speaker 5 (19:54):
Oh yeah, the actual thing, just yeah, what's what? It's
not GoFundMe, right, it's what is it?

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Yeah, it's seeden Spark, which I've pledged to projects that
have had seed and spark, but I've never I mean
I've only crowdfunded once before. It's not the kind of
thing that I would suggest anybody do often. You know,
like the last time I did it was seven years
ago and we were successful and it went really well.
But it's like a lot of work and and it's

(20:20):
kind of like you don't want to be asking that
of people regularly, you know. I kind of got to
pick your pick your projects that you really need. But yeah,
seeden spark is great. It's for mainly filmmakers and artists.
I didn't really want to use gofund met because I
I I'm not like going through a health thing or
anything like that. I kind of wanted to find a

(20:41):
platform that was a little more geared specifically toward artistic endeavors,
like a little specifically towards films. And they actually have
film streaming on their website too, and they so like
a lot of people from seeden spark have pledged my
project and I pledged to some of their projects, and.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
They get it's a little like that's a little like Patreon,
I guess, right, like because there's a lot of like
the Patreon community kind of just subscribes to each other almost,
you know, Yeah, there's a lot of that. That's cool,
that's really cool.

Speaker 6 (21:15):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, So, like what what is the actual
difference between all these different I've never used any of them, so,
like the ones to my knowledge are like indie Gogo
and GoFundMe and seeden Sparkan is now a new one.
Like they all have to offer something different, right, Like
they're not just all give me money so I can
do stuff, right.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Yeah, that's a great question. So and I've done a
lot of research on these two. So Kickstarter is what
I used before for the metal Head web series and
that so Kickstarter the Kickstarter, you have to make all
of the money that you're asking for in order to

(21:53):
receive it. So that's why we call it pledging instead
of donating. I mean, I'm not going to correct people
if they say I'm donating to your project. I'm just
going to say thank you. But the reason on the
website it says pledge is because your credit card isn't
actually charged unless the project is successful. And if the
project is not successful, then that you know, twenty dollars
that I pledged to Ryan's movie or like concert. It

(22:17):
just I don't get charged so hard. But then if
it the end date happens and it goes forth, then
everyone's cards get charged at that moment. So Kickstarter, let's
say your project is ten thousand dollars, you have to
get at least ten thousand dollars, and if you get
nine ninety nine dollars, you and then your date happens,

(22:41):
you don't get it.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Oh right, crazy.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
That's why GoFundMe we used for I used it for
pre orders for T shirts that I was getting printed,
and I also used it for my mom's fundraiser for
cancer treatment. So both those worked out just fine because
because you can just pull the money out as it comes,

(23:05):
right and and and it doesn't matter whether you hit
your goal or not. We exceeded our goals on both
of them, which is awesome. But yeah, but but yeah,
that but they take they take a small percentage. I
think that's why I like to go fund me so much.
But like you said, it kind of turned into this
like sort of medical treatment, uh hub you know what

(23:27):
I mean, So like people have.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Figure and what are we going to do get like
health care from our government's larious?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Right? Yeah I know, but yeah, it has kind of
turned into that, whereas like it used to it used
to be a pretty good spot to uh to get
you know, your your your projects, you know, up and running.
But that that seems to be the biggest thing that
people are using it for now is like medical treatment,
which isn't a bad thing necessarily.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Yeah, I just didn't really want to be like like,
I mean, I have a friend that's that's for the
same reason as with your mom, you know, her dad's health,
and and I just didn't really want to be you
know one like like I feel like that is a
cause where there's that the reward, like with Kickstarter, Indiegogo

(24:18):
and Steven Spark, there's rewards that people get. I feel
like with with go fundme and with people's health, the
you known't the reward is that that person gets better,
you know what I mean? Like that is the reward.
That's why there's no like, oh, you get a T
shirt if you don't eate ten dollars. It's like, if
you don't need ten dollars, this person will feel better
and get their medical help, you know. But with these

(24:40):
other yeah, they have like different rewards like social media
shout outs or like footage of the film and advance
or like like the photoshops pit headshots I'm making and
stuff like that. So that's another thing that sets them
apart and and seven Spark. Uh. Indiegog is like go
fund me though, where you do get to you get

(25:02):
to keep whatever you get. And they all have, like
you said, GoFundMe charge like takes a fee. They all
take a fee, but like they all take a different
Kickstarter takes the biggest fee. I think Seeden Spark, I
think their fee is maybe similar to gofundmese.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah yeah, okay, cool, yeah, yeah, I guess Indiegogo and
uh I never heard of the Steedon Spark one. But
those those two seem to be the the the ones
for projects like art projects and stuff. Now like I've heard,
I've heard Indiegogo come around quite a bit for for

(25:39):
crowdsourcing for like movies and shit.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yeah, seeden Spark is the newest one. I think it
was founded in like twenty sixteen, maybe after we all
did our last podcast that I was on. I don't know,
but but they, I like, I chose it because they
give you feedback. They have an eighty percent success rate
of projects because they they help you through it. So
like you do your first layout of how your page

(26:04):
is gonna look, so like you have it's kind of
like you also basically have to write an article about
your story, and then there's another page where you like
put the cast bios. And then there's like another page
where you have your reward.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
And then there's choked on I just choked on beer.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
How are you feeling? You're helping you with the throat.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
With no, No, I was just I've been looking. I've
just had a fucking I had a rough weekend, so
like I'm losing my voice I had. We'll get to
it later, but.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
He had a whole bachelor party in his mouth.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
No, I had. I had this much. I had zero
fun with all these people at my house.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
That wasn't the worst bachelor party ever.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Well really, it really was not fun for me because
I had no idea, Like, you party, but I had
no idea who these people were. I had no idea
who the fucking groom was. Oh, I knew the group.
I met the fucking bride and groom one or twice
or whatever. But then like, the guy who was throwing
the party was a total goddamn prick, and uh, he's
in my house, you know, just actually an asshole. I

(27:09):
caught him trying to get I tried. I caught him
picking the lock to my bedroom. Oh god, and I
almost whipped his ass. I almost beat up two fucking
people for being assholes in the house. And Doug was like, yeah,
fuck both of them, let's kick him out, you know, like,
and it was a whole fucking thing. Man, It was
just not fun. I just it was fucking awful.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Was this a roommate of yours that had the party?

Speaker 5 (27:33):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
So I live with with with two older bachelors basically
just like they're like in their fifties, and uh so
Doug who I I? I produced his podcast as an
older gentleman, just a fucking character of a man.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
What's your deal with Dougason?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
And it's actually it's actually it's doing all right. But
he he's in the wedding party for this for this couple,
and they asked if they could throw the bachelor party here,
unbeknounst to me, I had no fucking idea. So I
just literally like found out two days ago or what
it was on Saturday night, and uh he tells me Friday.

(28:14):
I'm like, he's like, oh, I thought I told you.
He was like, oh yeah, We're having a basroort party.
I'm like, what the fuck? No, no one told me anything.
And and and my mom's birthdays tomorrow, so I had
to go visit her on Saturday for like a barbecue
because she was being all, woe was me, No one's
gonna come visit me for my birthday? And then did
that came back and then I show up at like

(28:36):
eight o'clock. I can drive back over here, and it's
like full force. The fucking party is going on with
all these creepy old dudes, old dorks that I don't
fucking know. And and then and then like these eighteen
year old strippers showed up, and I'm like, dude, I'm
thirty one. This feels so fucking weird. Like there's these
old geriatric fucks just like having these having these like

(28:59):
nineteen year old girls rubbing their asses on them, and
I was like, you guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
You probably have grandchildren, Okay, God, Its just it felt
so weird and gross. Literally sat in this chair and
just kind of watched most of it out that window
until I saw another until I saw somebody look like
he was about to throw up on my couch, and

(29:21):
then I grabbed my throam outside and it just it
was just a nightmare because I was like the whole time,
I'm like walking around like it was just like that
old Dang Cook bit, you know where he talks about
how you know he hates throwing parties because shit always
breaks that isn't easy to fix and people just don't
give a fuck. And it just was like I did
not have fun. All they did was like, oh, and

(29:43):
not to mention the guy that just hired me to
fucking produce his podcast and set up all of his
shit dropped off, like easily twenty five hundred dollars worth
of equipment to me. And it was in my room
and that's where everyone kept trying to fuck in, you know.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
And and so what's his locked door? I want to
fucking it exactly.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
I was getting so fussed up. It was. It was
just I'm like, man, I'm.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
Like, can I have this one night?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
One night? I mean, they called dude over here. They
they call our house the frat house, that's what they
call it. Oh god, And I even have to dude.
Like last Friday, people were hitting me up to come
over and hang out and ship. I was like, no, not.
I'm like, I can't not not today. Seriously, I'm so
fucking tired. I thought this was your dream, bro, it is,

(30:39):
and then it isn't, you know, Just give me a
That's what I'm saying. Like, my people have been coming
in and out of here like the past couple of weeks,
a couple of days. And it's also well and it's
also my roommates girlfriend's fucking birthday too, So we were
drinking last night. I've been doing I did three podcasts yesterday.
That's why this happened. And then and not to mention,

(31:01):
I was screaming at people at the fucking Bacheord party
the night before. So I'm fucking dying right now.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
Cool, no more party.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Your roommates are tired out and they do.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Not the thing is they fucking party. I'm like, they're
old as fuck. They party.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
The older ones are the worst. They swear.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
It's like it's.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
I know, and it's like, dude, it's like every it's
like every day I wake up, I walk out, I go,
I guess we're doing this again.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
It is my dream, but it's also my fucking nightmare,
you know.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
And welcome to the rest of your life.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
I yes. So, I mean I look at Dougs sometimes
and I go, fuck, is that what I'm looking into?
Is that my future?

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Maybe They're only going that way?

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Oh obviously obviously, I mean I'm already sounding like them.
But anyway, Hey, Christina, did you know that my last
show was yours? When I well the I mean before
the pandemic. That was Oh that was it?

Speaker 4 (32:18):
The good night?

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (32:21):
Wow, you know I was.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
I think I got like a Facebook reminder I had
so I had a metal show that I co produced
with Leu Santini and Ryan was on the last one
we had was me. I think Mikey mccurnain was on
that Was he there there that night?

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I believe. I believe Mikey was there. And also what's
his name? French accent? That? Yes, Okay, So this this
guy's a San Diego comic that uh wound up storm
in the Capitol. You didn't know that he was one

(32:59):
of them? Yeah, he's very very recognizable. It became a
whole thing. So I'm in like the San Diego Comedy
group and on Facebook they all were talking mad Ship
posted pictures of him and yeah he was. He was
one of those dudes. Wow.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
I mean, I'm I'm going to try to not I'm
not surprised. I you know, I think there's just a
lot that's been revealed over the past year. You know.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Oh sure, Yeah, that's the way to put it.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Yeah, breaks from social media. Well, we'll say that.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
I don't even look at Facebook anymore. I'll be honest,
and like I checked my messenger. That's it. I don't
if any if anybody doesn't have my phone number, like
they're you know, I'm easily accessible on Instagram and and Facebook.
But that's that's the only thing I check. I don't
even look on Facebook anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
I mean for me personally, I have like I do
different things, and I've kind of developed this weird I
don't want to say thick skin because it's not directed
at me at all.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
It's just literally like, oh, this person's being an idiot,
block met whatever.

Speaker 6 (34:13):
Uh and then but like the funniest thing right now
to me in in a dark way is comment sections
of random things, like totally random. God, people like ill
like a trailer of a movie. I know, everyone cool,
this looks like ship. George Floyd went with stage like.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
What yeah, Mby was innocent. I was like what what
what is? What are people?

Speaker 5 (34:42):
What the fuck is going on right now?

Speaker 6 (34:44):
And I'm like you have to Like in my head,
I'm just like, Okay, there are certain people that are
open to logic, and I greatly I'd love to have
a conversation with them. I have no problem with that,
especially if I know them, if they're like friends, especially
when when the social unrest really start in the beginning
of the pandy, Like, I'm just like, all.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Right, what is going on? Why do you all believe this?
Why do you or why do you believe this? Why
do you build that? Now it's gotten to a point.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
Where it's like, now you're just being peak bad And
I'm like, I don't want to talk to you because
you're not gonna accept additional interview.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
But that's but I think that's why broadcasting is so important,
especially right now too. Man. It's like, I literally just
watched you guys probably don't watch the podcast, but maybe
maybe Christina. You know what, it is a flagrant too
with Andrew Schultz.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Oh I don't think I know.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
So he had he had Alex Jones on and it
was fucking hilarious, Like like this guy is you know,
he's a lunatic, but but he's a fun person, you know. Like,
so they had him in the room and they got
him fucked up.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
He got drunk.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
All he wanted to do was drink and hang out
with these dudes. And he was like such a pleasant
man to want, you know, to in that scenario and
that and that, And they asked him these questions, they
pointed out his flaws, and he he agreed, and he
fucking talked about everything, everything that he had been innocent of,
you know, prior and it was like that kind of

(36:18):
dialogue just doesn't exist anymore, you know, where it's just
such a witch hunt for anybody who's right, you know,
who thinks they're right and who thinks this person's wrong.
It's just we can't there's not much of a of
a of a scenario where we can sit down and
have these conversations.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
You know.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
It's it's that's why I think podcasting is just so
fucking important.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
Right now, I wholeheardly agree for me personally, it's just
like my my and and this kind of sucks. This
is a little bit of an insecurity of mine, is
that even though I have pretty strong, a pretty strong
moral compass, when it comes to stuff like this, I'm
not great at pulling up like receipts, like if you

(36:57):
tell me, like tell me one one time that this, this, this,
like I don't remember anything, and like I don't want
to get put myself into a situation publicly, like I
have these conversations with my friends obviously, I know, I.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Mean, but why not just too human beings sit down
and have a conversation, you know. And that's exactly what I.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
Like, that, that is exactly I would love I love
to talk to people that have different observations than I do,
as long as we can have a civil conversation. It's
once it becomes a who can who can talk loudest,
and then right everyone gets angry type of thing. I'm like,
why why did we get here? Like somebody chose violence
in the middle of this conversation.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Right right, And that's and that's what I loved about
them having him on because they straight up went, we're
not gonna fact check you on anything, so talk all
the wild ship you want. We just we're just gonna
challenge you on it.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
But will That's that's one thing, Like like what he
and here, Well.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Here's the thing is is like Alex Shows is one
of those dudes who I mean, he's been blowing the
whistle on a lot of fucking things, but he's been
right at least with like half of them, you know,
So so for that, don't look at me like that
riggy what he's been.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
I was gonna say half.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Well, you're only okay, whatever fucking whatever, give me the
right percentage, right Jesus Christ. Whatever, dude, he's been right
about a few things. That's That's what I'm trying to say,
because even though he has people he and here's what
we got out of out of him being on that
podcast was that I started to realize he he was

(38:35):
kind of uh, you know, he was just a perfect
target for people to you know, isolate certain things he
said that he had already apologized for that. They just
kept bringing up you know what I mean, and uh
and and granted, and he has whatever. Look, I'm not

(38:57):
trying to fucking whatever. I don't even know what I'm
trying to say anymore. But my point was I was like, yeah,
he has a great fucking points and he was reading
about a couple of things. Whatever. Why do you censor
defeated when no one said anything? Just listen to you

(39:18):
when you're like somehow to like, I don't know, because
I don't even know where I'm going with this.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
I just was.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
I just I kind of felt bad for the guy.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
You know, Yeah, you understand it.

Speaker 6 (39:28):
Like at the end of the day, everyone that you
think is like the devil rather or whatever, is like
everyone's human.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
I get to the human part of certain people. Some
people are very openly like this is who I am
a person.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
Some people build up just miles and miles worth of
barbed wire in fucking self defense mentally and verbally, where
it's like you're never going to get to that core
of them. And that's that's the hardest thing there is
when people, if you like, if like, I know plenty
of people that if I said one thing that was
something that they didn't wholeheardly believe in, immediately will start

(40:08):
just attacking or like you know, they feel like an
animal that's been cornered. And I'm not trying to do that.
I'm trying to have a conversation. But the problem is
that a lot of people are not necessarily also trying
to do that. They are trying to play defense wholeheartedly, right,
and everyone is a person is human.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Well my point was, I mean, I guess he just
took a lot of accountability for his actions and and
and really clarified a lot of things and and the
and the actions of his listeners and viewers and stuff
and uh and at the end of the day, he's
just a performer. It's not really him, you know, he's
just he's just playing to people that want to hear him,

(40:50):
you know.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Yeah, but his base doesn't know that either, well obviously, but.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
But he even said That's what I'm saying. This pot
cast I watched him on was the first time I'd
ever seen him really let loose and kind of fucking
be a normal person. I mean a normal I mean
as normal as Alex Jos could because he was a
wild animal. But it was it was fun, it was.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Extremely being a disarmed person. Like, like I said, everyone.

Speaker 6 (41:18):
Is doing their version of what they believe their audience
wants to be. We all here are having a different
conversation now than we would be behind closed doors.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
But and that's anyone.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
I don't believe that. Actually I think we would still
have this conversation. No, I'm not talking about that, we
wouldn't have this conversation.

Speaker 6 (41:34):
I'm talking about like, because we all know that we're
on a podcast, we even subconsciously are presenting a different
form of who we are.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Sure, uh, And same thing goes with him.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
So so what I believe what you're trying to say,
or what you are saying is that like you saw
a more disarmed version of him as opposed to his
persona that he presents.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Public exactly exactly, which was fantastic, And he was actually
a very pleasant man and everything, And the message is
that he was actually trying to make. We're very positive.
It wasn't like and that's great. Any made great points
and on everything he was challenged on, and I just like,
I had a different idea of that man. After watching that,
I watched it was like a two hour podcast. I

(42:15):
watched it this afternoon. It was fucking fantastic and he
was hilarious.

Speaker 6 (42:20):
Pardon me once actually start to start a show where
I literally try and book guests that that have different
ideas than at least what I have, And I don't
want to. I almost don't want to say anything more
than like, tell me why you think the way you think.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
I want to try and do that as much as
I can. On my other show, I have one I've
been I've been waiting to release with with Kevin. Kevin
went on a real little bit of a rampage.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
Very he is very interesting to talk to, so very interesting,
Like that's going to probably get a lot of listens,
you know.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Yeah, I've been holding on to it only because everything
I've been talking about on my last couple of shows
have been like build time sensitive, you know.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
So yeah, and I think Kevin specifically is a very
interesting case.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Well, funny because I had I had Kevin and Evan
on the same show. Yeah, so Evan runs. Evan's the
admin of the OC comedy scene.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
For the audience.

Speaker 6 (43:29):
It's not saying full names because I don't know that
they we want to do that. But I'm pretty sure
Ricky might know that.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
I don't know as man anyway, whatever I mean, he's
a buddy of mine. I'm not sure if you guys
have met him or not, but.

Speaker 10 (43:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
I have removed myself from a lot of comedy groups
during the pandemic because I was like, I disagree with
so many people's views, but I don't want to dislike them.
So if I all of the group, I won't know anything.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
And that's what started happening, was like people just started
going on there and going to these rants and ship
Whereas when you know, these comedy groups were specifically started
for up and coming comics to communicate, you know, network
and find places to do open mics and shows, and
then it just turned into a forum for people just

(44:22):
spill their bullshit onto and why and then anyway, So
Kevin became a Kevin Hickerson, who's who's been at least
a four time, three time guest on this podcast, I
think maybe.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, like you made me go to
his page and now I'm like, what the fuck is this? Why?

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Yeah, okay, so that's why I had him on. That's
why I was like, we need to talk.

Speaker 6 (44:49):
Yeah, but like the things that the things that I'm seeing,
I'm like, I'm not even trying to attack him, Like,
how does it make sense?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
That's the thing is so I yeah, so like I
just had to like just so we did this, We
did a we did a stream yard thing with him
and and Evan, and I wish that, you know, God
bless him, but I just wish Evan had had helped
me kind of moderate a little bit better. But all

(45:17):
he kept doing was just making a joke about everything.
But when I really wanted to get to the bottom
of what was going on with him, you know, mm hmm,
and uh yeah, I don't know, I think because that's
where I'm like, and that's why I've been tentative to
release the episode because because I'm like, I like, finished

(45:38):
it going, I don't even know what.

Speaker 6 (45:41):
Happened because something that I found very interesting. Uh, mental
health is a very touchy thing, but the thing is
that there's it's not a formula.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
And we know, we know Kevin, We've met Kevin, We've
hung out with Kevin. I've been to bars and hung
out with Kevin and karaoke and fun. And then then
in the beginning of the pandy he had a persona
I'm just gonna keep using this this, and then that
persona changed over time, and it changed in a very
weird way. Yes, I don't understand, and I actually I've

(46:12):
talked to him as a friend.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
I'm like, what are you?

Speaker 5 (46:14):
What is your goal here? I'm like, what do you
what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (46:17):
And you know what? And that's exactly what we how
we approached it right at the beginning too, we went
are you all right? What's going on? Man? Like, you know,
I don't know? And it turned into a bigger thing
than I really wanted it to be, right because I
thought I thought the discussion was the whole Genu Corono thing,

(46:39):
which is what we discussed on the show before. And
I told you where I stood on that night, which
which is kind of where he was on with me.
We were on kind of the same page, only he
took it to another level of like cancel culture and
this and this and and and and people are you know,
affiliating Trumps as Hitler and well it just turned into

(47:02):
a whole fucking thing.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
And I was like, and I think it's a weird
avalanche mind mindset.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
That was, But that's not even what we're talking about.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
You know.

Speaker 6 (47:09):
Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna talk about a specific thing.
And then all of a sudden and blah and like
it starts.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
It was kind of a weird conversation because it ended
up going in different directions that and so I was
just trying to like keep it here, but it just
it started just wiring out in all these different weird
places that I never even brought up, you know. Yeah,
so I don't know, Yeah, I think I got to
talk to him again, and you know, I'll probably put

(47:39):
that episode out, but but I kind of want to
have him here in person and and actually just sit
down and have you know, some time to talk.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
If you do that, I would like to also be
on that show. I don't know if you want to
do it on this show, on your show, probably your show,
but I'm just like, also, I've just never been a
guest in your show, so.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
You know, there's that. I thought about it the other day, like,
you know what, I want to talk to Gary it.
I would like, I'll tell you this, the only time
you're going to be a guest on my show is
if you actually drive and see my new fucking house
and hang out with me.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
Okay, well I haven't told you this, but I'm getting
my second shot Sunday, so in in maybe a month
or so, we'll see.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Okay, fine, yay, congratulations. I might even keep my mask on.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
I have to really do my research on this one.
But the thing is, like you we've told you this.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
There's a there's a ready whatever. Okay, mister, I have
a fucking bachelor party at my house of people that
I've never met.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Yeah, yeah, look understood.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
I know.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Look, I'm living a different life than you.

Speaker 6 (48:42):
Okay, I know you are, and I respect that, and
this is how I choose to be a part of it.
I want to be just to be behind this camera.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
I know that's all right. Full thing.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
I love that you're supporting each other and you're.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
You know, yeah, yeah, absolutely, this is how people communicate. Yeah, obviously.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
We did get a little derailed, but I was like,
is there anything else else? You want to talk about
your project because I know you have. You reached your goal?
Are you going for more of a goal? Like what's
going on right now? Christina with with with a wait
for the punchline.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
So we just hit eighty percent. So we're twelve thousand
dollars in and we need fifteen thousand dollars in order
to make the movie with the budget that we have,
which we are working on the tightest budget, so we
need to raise three thousand more dollars by Sunday.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
So I think we can do it. I really do.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
But yeah, that is where we're at. So I feel
like we're in a We're in a good place, but
I don't want to get too comfortable, you know, But yeah,
I'm I'm yeah. So so I'm really excited about it.
And then I have another film that's done, my most
recent film where I use the little up doll that's
called The X that's on Amazon Prime. Anybody watching wants

(50:02):
to watch. Yeah, it's not that blow up doll. It's
a male counterpart, but it's free to watch.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Does you just have a penis?

Speaker 4 (50:11):
Just mind have a why?

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Yeah, he's dressed as a pirate.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
But does he have a penis.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
He doesn't have a penis.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Wait, what's the.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
Male doll if it doesn't have a penis.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
She doesn't have a vagina either, what's the point of
a female does one of these things? Will we figured
it out?

Speaker 4 (50:31):
They don't have they don't count.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Look, I I don't specified genders. Okay, I just, I
just I think love is love. Okay, I'm fucking I'm
not in binary. I'm I'm Paulie and I'm by Cool.

Speaker 6 (50:51):
I'm gonna I'm gonna retatitle this episode. Ryan comes out
as non binary.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
I think my bloup is a male, just because it
said it on the Amazon where I bought it.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
So well, you know, I know, did he specify to
Amazon that that was his gender?

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Look, I don't know. I just was looking for the
most affordable one. Man.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
You know, somebody needs to call Bezos. Yes, Jeff, Jeff?
Where is Jeff?

Speaker 5 (51:33):
We need Jeff.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
We're offended, Yeah, we are offended.

Speaker 6 (51:41):
Well, okay, so so you're very close. Is there a
chance we can get what's her name, Judy? What's Bryan?
What's your your blow?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
She's my wife and her name is Judy.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
Is there a chance Judy could make a cameo with
your blove doll? Is uh, like, what I know hasn't
been shot? You can we just throw it in there
just for the fun.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Well, this movie does not have a blow up doll.
The blow up doll was healthy x. So that's for you, Judy,
that has already been shot. Sorry, send it in can Yeah,
but you know, Judy, more chances next time you can
audition for for the next film. I do after waiting
for the punchline, you know, yeah?

Speaker 11 (52:23):
Is that a yes?

Speaker 4 (52:26):
I can't believe I'm talking with a double up doll
over a video conferencing software that I never thought that
would happened, you know, like having a conversation while Ryan
puppeteers hurt like never before.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Okay, Anna Kendrick did a full quibi series, which is
probably maybe like fifteen minutes of entirety with a blow
up doll. I think you could be fine with this.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Oh god, what do you do? What is Judy doing?
J now? Oh my god? Cool? Cool, cool?

Speaker 5 (53:06):
If you would know.

Speaker 6 (53:08):
If you would like to check out the scene, is
it called scenon Spark. The link is in the comments
on the live stream and it will be in the
inscription on the audio feed. Go ahead and check it
out obviously, we're just gonna plug your stuff real quick.
Where can people find you and more stuff about your
project so they can check it out for themselves.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Sweet Yeah, you can find me at Christina Marie Leonard
on Instagram and that link is in my bio as well.
And yeah, it's also female focused film. We've got a
women director, most of the cast are women, and a
female editor because as we all know, stand up is
a very male dominated field, so we're trying to focus

(53:49):
on the woman aspect of that because that's kind of
my experience.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
I'm definitely not donating. Now.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Oh shit, there's guys in the film.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
I'm kidding.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
I ran a piece of ship. That's our joke that
R hates women on here. Yeah, it's not even it's
a joke because it's true. Though it's not true.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
It is a joke.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
I told Ryan we're gonna have a female guest and
he says, oh, and I said it was you and
she's like, oh, okay, I guess yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
I was actually no, fuck you man, I'm telling you
right now. I'm kidding right now. The ongoing joke that.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Yeah, I know they been call me sexist and racist
for the past like year and a half.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Well, no, you are racist.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
And sexist, you for several years.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
I know these things are not true, don't I thought you?
They are sure.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
Funnier you're commeding.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Something comes rying out and his ship. He sucked up
the bit. Actually, I was very happy to hear that
you're going to be on today.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Oh I'm very happy that I got asked to be
on today.

Speaker 6 (55:09):
Thanks guys speaking, I just want to chat out another
reoccurring guest and sometime panelists, Roussia.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Or where the she been?

Speaker 5 (55:20):
I kept inviting her on, but she's she's actually pretty
busy right now, so come on sometime soon.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
But uh, yeah, she's she's living her life. Yes, you
said you gotta be out at seven. Yeah, I have
a few questions. I have a few questions, A few questions.

Speaker 5 (55:39):
Yeah, we have a lot of things we missed you.
We want to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
So Ryan, So okay, did you go to any of
these underground like mics or anything like that during this
whole lockdown ship pandy?

Speaker 4 (55:55):
During the pandy? I love that you guys call it
the pandy. I went to I went to a couple
and it was like, well, I was very scared because
one of them people weren't really wearing masks. And then
I've been really safe, so I'm just like I don't
want to. I just was so afraid. After I was like,

(56:17):
oh my god. So then I just I went to
a couple and then and then I didn't go. And
I liked going because it was so great to see people,
but for me, it's just not worth it.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
How was that? Okay? See, you know these these guys
know where I were. I don't know. At some point,
I just got too fed up and I and I
stopped caring. And that's pretty much just what happened.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
But we're still in this what so part of the
reason why we're still in this.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Okay, So I I uh, I didn't do anything for
fuck I mean an entire year, and then uh, just
a few weeks ago, I went and I did this
like kind of speak easy bar like in in Hacienda,
and it was just kind of cool. Like it was

(57:09):
cool in a way in a sense that like I
guess all the groundworker had done already before all this
shit really paid off in that sense, because now that
things are starting to pick up again, I'm getting hit
up to do shows without having to actually go out
there and try to you know, start over again. You know.
It's like guys are just hitting me up, like hey,

(57:30):
like I you know, I'm starting another room. You know,
I need you to do twenty minutes, and I'm like, fuck,
I haven't done twenty minutes and you know, a year
and a half now. So it's it's scary, but but
it makes me feel good that like people still remember
me and they're and they're actually like asking me to
come back, you know really, But yeah, I don't know,

(57:53):
I did. I did a room the other day and
it was fucking fantastic. It was like I could not
believe it. I was like and I hadn't done it,
like I said, like a year and a half. It
was like ten minutes I had to do. It was
just I got that feeling. You know, So, when's the
last time you've done a set?

Speaker 4 (58:09):
Well, I mean I've done I've done sets on Zoom.
I've been doing Zoom comedy this whole time.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
And I didn't touch any of those. I didn't do
any of them.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
It just, you know, it just keeps me so I
don't get rusty. You know. I was also doing like
writing comedy sessions where it's only like three minutes, but
like friends get together and critique each other and give
notes and stuff. And I did do two outdoor shows
over the pandemic, and I'm doing in two weeks. I'm
doing a live stream show that I'm producing from Flappers,

(58:42):
so we'll be performing on the main stage, but the
audience will be virtual. So I'm going to headline that one.
So I'm doing twelve minutes, which will be the longest
that I've done in like a year, because I had
done ten minutes. I've done ten minutes. I think the
last outdoor show I did was ten minutes. But yeah,
it's good. Doing twenty minutes, I think will be kind

(59:03):
of hard.

Speaker 5 (59:03):
I get to get back to maybe how do the
Zoom shows make you feel? Like?

Speaker 6 (59:08):
I'm very curious, Like I mean, I'm not a comic,
but I've been on stage and I know that that
specific feeling like being like right here, like right now,
I like I'm on camera. So I could be either
in front of you three, I could be in front
of our audience, I could be in front of millions
of people.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
But it doesn't change how I not the same it
doesn't change it.

Speaker 6 (59:30):
Like, well, I'm talking to her who's actually done it,
because you said you avoided the Zoom ones, I'm asking like,
how does that make you feel?

Speaker 5 (59:36):
And does the size of the Zoom matter to you?

Speaker 6 (59:41):
As like, tell me a little bit about that experience,
because I'm very curious about a live performer who does
things in this sort of format.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
Yeah, well, I mean I definitely don't. I definitely obviously
prefer real life. But because I decided that unless it
was guaranteed to be outdoors and very safe in whatever
manners that most places weren't taking for the most part,
I wasn't going to do those And I just had

(01:00:11):
to make that role with myself. And then I and
then I realized that I wasn't doing a lot of
Zoom shows because I didn't like them. But then I
just felt really rusty and and I just I just
had to I just had to do them. So I
like that now Zoom has the spotlight feature so that
you can spotlight whoever is on stage, so that the audience,

(01:00:32):
because it was really weird before that. At the beginning
of the pandemic.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
I was hosted. Yeah, yeah, I heard it got a
lot easier to like mute people who were, you know,
kind of fucking up the rotation and and whatnot.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Yeah, it's way better now.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
Were there hecklers and zoom I want to know?

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Yeah, no, for sure. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
There's also a friend of mine produced a show and
this was really cool. She had all of the ye
had everybody like turned their mics down, like there was
a screen share that showed everybody in the audience how
to do it, so their audio was all lower, but
they were not muted. So that way they could laugh

(01:01:14):
and you would hear the laughter but it wouldn't overpower
the person on stage. That I'm like, way to think
of that way now, you know. I wish I had
thought of that months ago.

Speaker 8 (01:01:25):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Well I had talked to a few people that tried
to convince me to do it. I just just doesn't
feel because I've been I mean at the beginning, like
I got invited to do so many of them. I went, no,
no fucking way.

Speaker 6 (01:01:43):
Yeah, I'm like, I guess because she said that, I
looked at the stuff and I realized I can actually
adjust people's mic volume.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
That's so cool, It's crazy, I my mind.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Yeah, Eddie Pence was the one who actually convinced me
to try and do one, but I tried to. Well,
I don't know. If I had gotten asked to do
one after he talked to me about it, I probably
would have, but no one actually hit me up after that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Well, I'm going to ask you to do one. Now,
do you want to do one? And I'm booking you
on a show right now. Okay, it's good, I do it,
and all the money goes to the food Bank. But
I'm just taking a break while I do my crowdfunding.
And then once this film shoot is over in April,

(01:02:30):
I'll resume the show again and maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
By then, well, and I'll feel better. I'll feel better
about the setup I can. Oh, I have the green
screen here, I'll set up I'll set up the improv backdrop. Yeah,
and I have I have a real all up to
make it feel like it's the real thing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
Sorry, I was fucking with this setting and so I
just I didn't realize I could do this. NOI right
now I can. Yeah, because Okay, So the beginning, basically
it's it's like, hey, like so and so is louder
than me. So and so I'm like, I can't change
your because I mean, when everyone's in studio in this
place that is not my back. Well, it's kind of

(01:03:11):
my background, but a different format.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
Like I have the mixer, so I could change everyone's
sound settings, but but right now I can only make
it so all of you are one thing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Until I just figured that out. Now I can audit
the auto auto mic adjust that's what I usually do,
and it's.

Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
Just I have I have an auto right now. I
just didn't know that it's it's auto. It's automatically auto,
so that's good.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
But I didn't know that I can manually do it,
and that's great. So now we can have comedy sets.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Bro, no we are.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Well yeah, I mean, if you're on it, it'll just
be a set. It won't be a comedy. Such a kid,
all right, let's go hilarious roasted.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
I don't get roasted.

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
I don't get paid for this, right.

Speaker 9 (01:03:59):
That's like the interesting about all this is that, like
you know, ever since the pandemic started, like you know,
Zoom wasn't a thing that anybody had heard about. And
then now we have so many different services that you know,
are Zoom like, and you know, they've they've been evolving,
ever since, you know, because we're now a year into it,
in thew thousand, maybe two weeks.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
It's just interesting to see, like how that behind all
of this has progressed in a year.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
You know, I cannot believe I'm going into another birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
When's your birthday?

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
March twenty eight, Garretts is shortly after mine.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
But we're basically a week apart.

Speaker 6 (01:04:37):
And and we kind of got fucked the most because
this was a like, let's say, let's rewind the clocks
about one year.

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
Ago, about we're gonna lockdown for a solid two.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
To four weeks. How about I reserve it together? And
I reserved that fucking hotel bar by your house for
my birthday party. And they called me two days before
going yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
Yeah, we were yeah and so and so basically that's
what happened is that we were planning our birthdays and
then the world shut down, assuming it was gonna be
for like four weeks, two to four weeks, and and
and what.

Speaker 6 (01:05:16):
I mean, thankfully, like you know, the family I live with,
my brother him and and my best friend.

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
Uh, we had sushi together.

Speaker 6 (01:05:24):
And but my family all they did were like, well,
doesn't really matter, We'll have a zoom call, and we
said they're saying happy to a birthday to me on
a zoom call, and that was that was what I got.
And I was like, cool, thanks, because they were like,
you know, we're gonna see you in two weeks anyway.

Speaker 12 (01:05:40):
Yeah, exactly, we'll see you a little bit later. And
then for Ryan, like he actually did have a well
did you have like your tiny thing? He invited us,
but we're like, this is the beginning of the thing.
We shouldn't do a thing. I don't know what what
what did you actually end up doing?

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
I split two grams of coke between three dudes in
the garage, and Judy wasn't there. No, we didn't get
married then yeah before yeah, we met. We met on
Sunday and then we just we got hitched, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:06:07):
So yeah, this was BJ before Judy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
I just I legit, like just Drake, we I got
fucked up in my grandparents' garage. And then I was like,
I guess this is thirty fuck or whatever. We're all
gonna die.

Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
Well, hope here your birthday can be a little more.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
It was the most depressing birthday party I've ever had
in my life. Besides the time my mom brought a
clown when I was terrified of clowns when I was ten.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Yeah, okay, so I'm not getting you a clown.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
It's no, I.

Speaker 5 (01:06:44):
Wouldn't do it, and then it'll be a lot funnier. Yeah, hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Yeah, I would love that. Nope.

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
Uh so, so you you just had a birthday, right, Christina?

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Like, how was that? As as?

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:06:59):
I I actually want to say this more in a
hopeful manner because we are seeing signs that things are
getting better in the quote unquote tail end knock on
wood of this pandy. How was your birthday recently? It
was February correct, Yeah, No.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
My birthday was good. My birthday, I launched the crowdfunding
campaign and I watched a Star Wars movie over Disney
Plus with my best friend who lives in Austin, and
people pledged to my film. So it was like I
had a great birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
I just didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
I mean, I left my apartment because I go for
walks and runs every day, so I'm outside a lot,
but I didn't. I don't think I saw anyone. I
was going to go on a hike with a friend,
but then she had a family emergency, so I didn't
see anyone in real life on my birthday, but.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
I you were like a perfect day.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
It was kind of great. But on that note, I
do have to jump off because it is sevent ten.
I have a seven fifteen.

Speaker 6 (01:08:03):
Yes, of course we appreciate you coming on, of course
being a guest on our show. Just just real quick,
just to recap for everyone. If they want, they can
click on the links in the description of the comments
section to check out her seedon Spark for her movie
and anything else you want to tell us, or just
leave off with Oh I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
Thank you guys for watching, and thank all of you
for having me tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
I'm gonna show you right now to make sure you
still have my number, but I'll do a zoom show
with you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
Yes, I wrote it down so you'll hear from me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
I have your numbers still, so I'm gonna text you
right now.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
To delete my number because I deleteed yours.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Oh cool is that one?

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:08:51):
Well, Christina, thank you again for coming on. If you
ever want to come on, just a chill even like
I think that's that's one thing that a lot of
our friends don't understand, Like oh, I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:08:58):
Have anything to say or play.

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
I'm like, we're literally if you watch most of our episodes,
it's us bullshit. It's like it's pretty much this, uh,
minus the part of you having an actual project.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
I mean, to hang out virtually or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
Like even after the pandem, I'm pretty sure we're gonna
adopt this format for a lot of things, whether we're
in studio or not.

Speaker 6 (01:09:19):
Four guests. But it's just really cool to be able
to talk to people and if you ever want to
just hang out with us, let us know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
Awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
I also do that. I also do my other podcast.
I also do my other podcast that I can have
you on too.

Speaker 5 (01:09:34):
Oh no, I don't know how you just.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
I'm totally good. I'm gadding it gets jealous. That's what happened,
all right, Cherry project gets funded. Wait, I really do
want to drop some money. I'm going to do that.
I will.

Speaker 9 (01:09:55):
Yeah, you'll see a little thing from a hump cast
podcast on there behalf of all of us.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Yeah, bye, okay, bye, thanks, Yeah, thanks for coming on.
She's see the Marie Leonard everybody. I love her.

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
Yeah, she's so awesome, she really really nuts great.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
She's always he's always been. I was, I wish, well,
I wish I had more time. Was it because I
wanted to talk about some ship, like what I'm here?

Speaker 6 (01:10:26):
Well, I mean that's I guess that's why we got shows.
Bro book on your show. I don't know, did you
plug your show at all? Just let her know your show?

Speaker 5 (01:10:38):
But no, for real, I did, h I did put
some money into her project. We're all talking, so I was.
I was trying to look it up, but I couldn't
find it in the description of this video and in
the comment section of both Facebook and have you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
I just have you full screened on a monitor. I'm
not looking at any of that ship.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
Wait, do you only have one monitor?

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Huh? I'm watching you on the TV. I have you
on the big monitor right now. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
No, I'm just saying it was. It was kind of
a joke. But at the same time, it's like, uh,
I love the fact that I've upgraded from one monitor
to three monitors.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
That I actually I haven't. I have a third TV
that I'm gonna set up too.

Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:11:21):
I was like, I don't know how I've without three monitors.
Granted I can do it with two, but I literally.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
It's in the description of this video. Okay, I'm gonna
It's in a.

Speaker 6 (01:11:30):
Description on Facebook, and it's in the comments on both
Facebook and YouTube for this video.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
I guess. I mean, I mean, I was gonna tell
I'm not going to tell you how to do your job,
because you get upset about me telling you how to
do your job. But I thought you should have. I
thought you should have it on the banner across the bottom. Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
The only deal with that is that people want to
click on it. You can't click on the banner.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Oh well, it would have it would have helped me.

Speaker 6 (01:11:57):
I know, because the link is is seen spart slash
fund slash, waiting for slash, waiting, dash for dash, the
dash punchline, question mark FBC.

Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
It's a lot of ship.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
All right, not that that should defer anybody, but no,
but but I.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
I'm on the link right now. All right, all right,
all right, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
I did make a little donation beaf of all of us.
I'm sure we appreciate that. Throws on top of that,
as as pretty much the only person here with a
full time job, I don't have a job, so.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
Win the pisney money.

Speaker 5 (01:12:43):
So, uh, dude, that actually does bug me sometimes now
because I mean, uh, when she's I know, I would
love for her to stay so we can talk. But
she's mentioned that she has a Visil line. I just
bit the bullet and paid up front for in Visil
line braces again because a little fucked Oh you got

(01:13:05):
this done. I did the scans.

Speaker 6 (01:13:08):
It's it's gonna be a couple of weeks before I
get the actual trays, but uh, yeah, my teeth are
kind of fucked up. And when I went to go
get actual scans, they're like, yeah, you're your teeth are shifting,
they're kind of crowded, and they're if you don't, yeah,
it's it's basically they've been fucked up. But I knew
that already, and so I I just said, can I

(01:13:29):
do Invisil line because I'm not going to do braces again?
Fuck that, Like this sounds horrible, as Fricky and I
both know we both had metal braces in our teens.
Yeah yeah, but I I called my line and I
paid for them up front.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
To get a discount. And that's the most blessed I've
ever felt. There's like recently just I'm like I'm so
glad I got like decent teeth.

Speaker 5 (01:13:51):
Like, dude, you seriously like and this is the fucked
up ship.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Let's let's listen to this.

Speaker 5 (01:13:56):
My mom, my brother, my sister all have great teeth.

Speaker 6 (01:14:00):
Naturally, because I got the whatever gene from my dad
who had braces, I have to have braces. And because
I lost my my retainers when I was in high school,
I have to get braces again. Also like my dad
who lost I guess he lost it or whatever his
retainer and he got braces when I was younger the

(01:14:21):
second time. So yeah, I'm myself and my dad are
like the only two people in our family that I
know have braces.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Yeah, I mean even my even my wisdom teeth grew
in perfectly fun. I never had to get those removed.

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
Wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:14:36):
Good for you.

Speaker 5 (01:14:37):
I had surgery and I.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Have way back molers. They grew in just straight.

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
And I don't know how this is determined, but when
they took all four of my wisdom teeth out at once,
they gave me tal and all I got cody man. Yeah,
I know, like got like coding or vicating or something good.
I'm like, what the fuck.

Speaker 9 (01:15:02):
Just gave you like a fucking like the normal fucking
over the countership.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Well, like that was when they were really fucking cracking down.
I mean they're still doing it now on the fucking
opioids and ship, you know. I mean it took me
even more now. It took me nearly you know, you
snapping my spine to get anything good.

Speaker 6 (01:15:24):
I've never had Cody or like any any of the
like bigger, more harder, like like uh pain pains, yeah,
I guess whatever, but title three is like the only
the the most I've ever had.

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
And I'm like, okay, whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Well and oh dude, I had a I got delatted.

Speaker 9 (01:15:48):
Oh yeah, no, that's Ship's the crazy Oh boy, oh boy, yeah,
I was getting fish.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
I was like I was the band.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
Now.

Speaker 10 (01:16:05):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
When Justine was in there with me, I remember talking
to her and then they came in with with like
you know, the time for your medication, and they gave
me they hit me with the and then and I
was like talking and I went, how.

Speaker 5 (01:16:25):
Yeah she told me like you went like cross eyde.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
I started seeing Pokemon on the ceiling nice uh. And
then I went, oh, there's golden or something like that,
because I started seeing like goldfish on the ceiling.

Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
That was the best part about it. That that and
then when I woke up out of a fucking, you know,
an opioid stupor to see my biological dad standing next
to me, and I just went, why are you.

Speaker 9 (01:16:56):
Here on my high motherfucker?

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
And I went I was like, you're just making sure
I'm still alive.

Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
He's like, Ship, I still got to pay that money,
and he like looked at my mom like what the.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Fuck was.

Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
And then he propped a sick wheel on his BMX bike. Yeah,
because I brought my BMX bike. He's like, but it's
mine though.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
Tell you guys. Then I tell you guys. He got
me a new bike for my birthday and then stole
it back like a week later.

Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
Oh my god, doesn't I don't remember this at all.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
I was like nine.

Speaker 9 (01:17:45):
The craziest thing.

Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
Is like, I have a father in law who's a
pizza ship who knows your dad.

Speaker 9 (01:17:50):
Your biological dad. To hear him be like oh Bill,
Like fucking Bill's like fucked up? Yeah, yeah, he like
to hear him say that, Bills. I'm just like, I
guess I.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Can't even Okay, So since we're on this conversation. I
can't even I don't remember telling you guys this, but
my my grandfather died. His dad, my biological dad's dad.

Speaker 5 (01:18:15):
Oh, I remember you were telling this for you guys,
but you never told us that he died.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
Yeah, he died weeks ago. Oh I'm sorry. Yeah, I guess.
Guess who called me to let me know? I oh, no, Dave,
not Dave, my dad, No dad, you know, my stepdad. Yeah,
I mean, I mean, fuck my dad, right, like yeah,

(01:18:43):
I was like, Bill may have been your father, but
he was daddy.

Speaker 5 (01:18:46):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Man, I always talk about that line in that movie man.
I was, I'm sitting there man me in that movie Bro,
I was, that was a fucking train wreck. But uh yeah, yeah,
so it was just whatever. I mean, we'll talk about

(01:19:09):
it later. I guess you brought it up a bummer.
I don't want to get into Yeah, we don't have to, ye,
it just makes me really mad.

Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
Okay, well, yeah, let's not talk about it then.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
I just don't want to tell you it's fucking I'll
talk to you guys about it later.

Speaker 5 (01:19:27):
Okay, Yeah, that's fine, but yeah, of course, Well, I just.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Wanted to let you guys know that that was happening.
I still do, haven't heard anything. I don't know what's
going on, but apparently they're gonna, well my cousin was
telling me, is that they want to do his service
for They're going to do it for Uncle Dave and
and Popa at the same time.

Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
So what Yeah, this is I don't know how. I
don't know what this is. But what happened to Uncle
Dave's body because he died like a long time, he
died before the pandemic.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Yeah, but I didn't know this. See, this is what
this is. What's fucked up is like no one tells
me anything, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:19:59):
It's I had three relatives die in the pandemic from COVID,
and I have no idea what happened to them. None,
No one told me.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
Shit.

Speaker 6 (01:20:10):
Ye I know that one of them got cremated and
the other two I do not know because they're not
they're they're they're my mom's cousins, uh mom and an
aunt really, so like one of them is literally like
the same, it's she's an aunt. She's an aunt to
both my mom and her cousins. So I don't and
then the other I don't. I have no idea. No

(01:20:31):
one tells me anything. But I don't know what happened
to their bodies. And I'm like, we didn't have a service,
we didn't do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
I don't know, like I haven't had to I haven't
had to creamate anybody, so I'm not necessarily sure how
it goes.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
But I used to fire until they burn.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
I think I think they'll do it for free, and
the urn is what costs money. So like you are,
you can find your own, you have to pay for
some sort of like.

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
You can't you can't fire around.

Speaker 6 (01:21:02):
I know, I'm that was kind of a joke, but
I was just like, yeah, it's kind of a little
funked up that, like like like he's just give the coffee,
can no, but.

Speaker 5 (01:21:13):
The industry of of death, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
Yeah, oh no, it's fucked up. But but they, I mean,
but they know what's up. You know, they're like people
die every fucking day and will never stop making money. Yeah, yeah,
for sure. That's like it's legit, like like Tony Tony
used to work for for uh he picked up dead
but like legit, that's what he did for a while.
He told me about it. He told me he fucked

(01:21:38):
him up for a while.

Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
Yeah, why would you choose that that that job.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Because it was because it was great money and he
was taking care of a kid and that wasn't his
and he got married when he was in his twenties.

Speaker 9 (01:21:51):
You can't have a conscience in that job.

Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Well yeah, but he's he said, it's he said he
started picking up dead horses. That was what how it started.
And then and then and then he and then the
guy goes, you know what, you can pick up dead horses, right,
he goes, He goes, yeah, well yeah, I've been doing that.
Then he's like, you know who dies more than horses? People?

Speaker 5 (01:22:22):
That sounds right?

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Yeah, bro, I don't. I don't. I don't want to go.

Speaker 5 (01:22:29):
Yeah no, that sounds horrible.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Yeah. So this guy started business picking up dead bodies
because he figured, hey, more money happened day. It is
a business, and I will yeah, that's that's that's the thing.
So there you go.

Speaker 9 (01:22:44):
I never I never saw the business aspect of it
until my grandmother died and I was really with my
dad a lot, you know, just kind of helping him out.

Speaker 5 (01:22:53):
It's sucking six man, Yeah, it's it's real great.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
So I don't want. That's why I don't want anybody like,
I mean, my wishes would just be like fucking I
don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:23:03):
Just you can't avoid it, like that's the thing. It's like,
it's it's like against a lot to like avoid having
to do.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
Yeah you can't. Yeah, I know, I know. Well I
mean again, but but you don't need to get a plot.
You don't need to get you don't need to know, Yeah,
you don't. You don't need you don't need any of
that stuff. You don't need a headstone, like you can
just be in a what do they call them, like
an earn, It's called a receptacle.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
Right, Yeah, to be cremated is is definitely the cheapest option,
but you still have to pay.

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
For Yeah, but and you can sort out the ashes
and then everyone can have their own version of you whatever. Yeah,
don't mean to joint and smoke me.

Speaker 5 (01:23:39):
Bro that a vinyl record, man, What you can be
made to a vinyl record? What their favorite songs?

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Yeah, and I'd be made into a vinyl record of
just me screaming at YouTube.

Speaker 5 (01:23:54):
You could, and you could they get like a sick
fucking playlist.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
I just wanted to be my voice just being annoying
for like an hour. Ryan like, Hey, what's up? This
is Ryan's dead body.

Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
I'm dead.

Speaker 9 (01:24:20):
The mice COVID isn't real.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
Yeah, all that'd be great. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:24:26):
Last, I mean, last decision that I made that I
let anyone know was that I would want to be
cremated and then turned into a Han solo sque carbonite.

Speaker 5 (01:24:35):
No, I'm still gonna do that for you. Yeah, that
was more the Mandalorian.

Speaker 6 (01:24:40):
Now it kind of feels like there's a lot of
carbonite shipped out there, but I mean that was the
last thing.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
I remember being. Obviously, I can't put your body in carbonite,
but I'm gonna get them.

Speaker 5 (01:24:49):
But you can put the ashes into whatever material makes
the table.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
I'm gonna I want to have. I'm gonna get a
mold of your dead body. Okay, make it have like
a magnum dong. Yeah, I'm gonna make I'm gonna give
him first of everyone in the audiences. Ryan's not in
charge of this, so it doesn't matter. Yes, you're talking
about you know, the only one that's gonna care. Cool, madam,

(01:25:19):
I'll uh, I'll shoot the arrow to light your body
on fire. I appreciate that. Can you? Have you ever told.

Speaker 5 (01:25:26):
I was I was.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
Surprisingly killing it an archery when we were hanging out
that last time.

Speaker 5 (01:25:32):
Hey you were, you were good? Yeah, I want to
do that again.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
I told you I'm actually surprisingly good at archery.

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
Yeah you were. I remember that We're gonna be the
one that lights the boat on fire.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
That's what I said, I'm gonna light Have either of
you watched Norsemen on on Netflix and I the peace
give me a second, Yeah, go for.

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
It, But no, Norseman is hilarious. It's have you seen
Vikings but you know of it?

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:25:58):
At least I know I haven't seen any.

Speaker 6 (01:26:01):
Yeah, so Norseman is a parody of Vikings essentially, and
it is fucking hilarious. One of the one of the jokes,
and I mean there's a little there's a lot of
like you know, you can see the humor coming, but
you you're kind of cool with it type of thing.
One of the things is like the guy who was
in charge I'm not gonna give you a little relationship early,

(01:26:21):
but like the guy who's in charge of.

Speaker 5 (01:26:24):
H lighting a Viking funeral, like you know, shooting the arrow.
He's just like and he misses, but like on purpose.
He's like, I'm sorry, my my fingers are very cold.
You know that if you've ever shot about with cold
fingers is very difficult. He like does like three four

(01:26:49):
or five whatever. He's like, He's like, you, guys, it
is not as easy as it looks. But he's just
been an apple.

Speaker 9 (01:26:56):
Nice like that would be Ryan. Yeah, Ryan's all good
until like it has to come down as something like that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:06):
My dead body will just be floating down the river
and Ryan just like, miss, miss miss, it's too far.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Now, we got it. You know what I'm trying to do, right.

Speaker 11 (01:27:16):
You guys, guy, stop this, leave you guys. Swear I'm
not racist. Set everyone just quiet, yes, swear you swear.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
God ship Uh okay, God.

Speaker 5 (01:27:41):
I did lose a little bit of track where where
we were were.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Talking about like, uh yeah, nothing really.

Speaker 6 (01:27:47):
I mean we were kind of talking about like our
weekend and it's it's kind of weird because we started
the show with a guest and now we're kind of
starting R's.

Speaker 5 (01:27:54):
Gonna talk about his fucking after party bullshit. Well, he
kind of did talk about it. I don't know if
he has like more to add to it, but like
we all did different ship.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
I want to see a lot happened.

Speaker 5 (01:28:05):
Okay, do you want to Are you back or you
just like, can you sit down?

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
I tell you, guys, were talking to my wife.

Speaker 5 (01:28:14):
Are you coming back to the podcast or what are you?
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
Yeah, I'm coming back, give me a second.

Speaker 10 (01:28:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:28:25):
So, so I guess we'll try and finish up with
your with your with your what you did over the
weekend with your with your bachelor party, and then we'll
talk about that and stuff, because.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
Like I wouldn't all right, huh to go to the drink.

Speaker 5 (01:28:43):
I can hear you, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
I just I glossed over it briefly. But man, it
was just like I said it was. It was just
a real It was just a nerve wracking situation, you know.
Oh and the dude, Okay, the dude, but huh, I
dropped my chakla oh ship, Yeah, but tequila's inside. I

(01:29:10):
gotta run, run and grab it. Do it?

Speaker 5 (01:29:12):
Do it now? Okay, all right for the audio, I've
made an executive decision. I would like to have a
shot with my friend on air. And I'll just say this,
if you're listening right now, take a shot with us.

(01:29:32):
I think I think that you'd enjoy it very much.
It's been a while and if you know, if you
know what I'm talking about it, I actually stopped drinking
for like a week or so, and so I was like,
I'm this is like the first real day I'm doing this.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
I just want to miss my friends. I miss you,
miss you the audience.

Speaker 5 (01:29:55):
What's up? Nice to talk to you and uh grabb
booze or if you are smoking or whatever else do that.
I have a story later on about like edibles that
was ridiculous. M hmm. Yeah, So you're doing the eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
Hundred yeah, yeah, yeah, they left it here for the back.

Speaker 5 (01:30:23):
Okay, at least you got one thing, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
Okay, man, I don't even know where to begin with
a fucking asshole.

Speaker 5 (01:30:30):
Al Right, before you get into the story, we're taking
the shot. Ready, Okay, let's do it, all right, lift
it up to the batman.

Speaker 13 (01:30:39):
Batman, mine just says, fuck me now, all right, you're
looking a tequila too, I am.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
Yeah. What the oh what happened?

Speaker 10 (01:30:54):
Guys?

Speaker 5 (01:30:55):
Shots? My brother's dropping stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
I don't know. Yeah, we just did shots. If you
want to do you want to do another shot in
the party.

Speaker 9 (01:31:03):
I want to do another beer, I do another shot
that I'm gonna snore and I'm gonna hear from my
fucking wife.

Speaker 5 (01:31:09):
Let me ask you this. Do you only snore if
you're drunk?

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
Yeah? Because because he's heavily sleeping. Yeah, yeah, interesting, that's
so fair.

Speaker 5 (01:31:23):
Well, I mean to be To be honest, I don't
remember the last time I've been around Ryan where he
hasn't been sleeping and not drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
So I don't know about that. Uh, that's great.

Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
How does that is? Drinking and snoring?

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
Like corel it? I gotta tell you, man, sleeps are
much worse because my night terrors are like are like
on fire.

Speaker 5 (01:31:43):
When's the last time that you went to bed sober?

Speaker 6 (01:31:47):
Every every time time I like sober ring up from
a sobering up from drinking, Like I just haven't had
a drinking like let's say, at least five hours from
when you went to bed.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
Yeah, I mean I do that every couple of days,
trying trying detox and just like just drink water and
go to bed like a decent hour. I may have
like a bud light or two, but that's not like
you know better than count Yeah, light's water yeah, it
is water hydrating. Yeah, but yeah, I'll go to bed.
I mean usually, like my Wednesdays are like my kind

(01:32:21):
of just just coast.

Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
I have been noticing that I've been waking up seemingly
from snowing more lately drinking or not, which is weird.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
Yeah. So have you guys ever changed your It's also
been you know, but like no offense. But you know
you you're probably gaining weight. That's why my snow got
the worst when I when I started getting more weight.

Speaker 5 (01:32:44):
You know, yeah, I guess it has something to do
with it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
And like, uh here this neck meat. This showed up
like like twenty at like twenty seven and it hasn't
gone away.

Speaker 5 (01:32:57):
You guys are lucky as fun because you can go
beerd This doesn't fucking get hidden my ship because I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
I know, I know this is possible. That's why this
is ain't going anywhere for the rest of my life.
The camera's up here, but if you were down, if
if it were lower, you'd be like I gotta tell you,
ever since Jason Large, ever since Jason called me Large
March for wearing this flannel and being clean shaven, that
I've never lived that down and.

Speaker 5 (01:33:24):
It's weird, like certain things just stick with you.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
I will never shave again because of that, honestly.

Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
Because of large March.

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:33:32):
He called me.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
Large March when I was on mushrooms, when I was
on mushrooms, wearing this flannel, clean shaven, and I will
never ever shave again.

Speaker 5 (01:33:44):
Yeah, that's the thing. I'm like, I don't know what
to do because this, I mean not not really like
it's a emergency or whatever. It's like I can't grow
a beard.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
There's not much you can do about it. And that
neck meat, man, It's like even when I even you know,
when I was like trying to get back into shape
and ship, like I was losing weight in every place,
but here it was it was like my belly was
looking down, my tits were all right, but then I
still had neck meet I still had Yeah. Okay, so

(01:34:21):
let me start from the beginning with this fucking batch
of body thing. Oh, let's rewind the clocks. Yes, yes, okay,
I'll try not to take up too much time with this,
but just this, Okay, this dude who was throwing the
party rubbed me the wrong way immediately immediately, Like it

(01:34:44):
was like I ended up because I don't know if
you guys met Oh, you guys met Robert, who was
the the army vet that I've been hanging out with
out here, right, uh huh. So I hung out and
drank with him, and I crashed at his pad on Friday,
and then so Saturday morning or Saturday afternoon, he gives
me right back over here, and I walk up and

(01:35:07):
this dude John, who's uh John, He's throwing the party.
But I have no idea. I don't know who the
fuck this guy is. He's just at my front door
at two pm, right, I got dropped off, and I
say later to Robert, you're all right, man. And I
walk up and this guy is also walking up with
me to my front door and I and I look

(01:35:28):
at him and I go, hey, man, and he's looking
and he goes, who are you? And I was like,
excuse me, I go, excuse me, I just need to
unlock this door. I fucking live here, that's what. And
so I unlocked the door and let him in, and
then and then you know, Doug goes, oh, this is John,

(01:35:49):
and I go, yeah, we've met, you know, and uh.

Speaker 5 (01:35:55):
Making friends making friends left and right, like but what
a dick thing to do, right, like who are you?

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
You're at You're on my porch? Why would you ask
me that? Yeah, well it's just his attitude was already
fucked up, right, And then I said a few things
or like not even if you think I really tried
to like be nice to this dude, you know, and
he was just a fucking he just had a bad attitude, right,
And it was.

Speaker 5 (01:36:23):
Like what we call in the business face yes, and
it was like man, like, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
Okay, I told you guys. I told you guys about
what happened. What happens a Green Bay guy. This is
this is his scalp. By the way, this is my trophy.

Speaker 5 (01:36:41):
It's totally my hat.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Man day brother comments.

Speaker 5 (01:36:53):
I know, before before before we uh before before we
get into our WandaVision talk, we got, we got. We
have the actual devil in the house, double bro.

Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
Going to church every Sunday.

Speaker 6 (01:37:13):
Mephisto himself is in our comments section.

Speaker 5 (01:37:16):
Uh well, spoiler, he wasn't in wand Division at least
not my name.

Speaker 2 (01:37:22):
So yeah, don't know yet. We still don't know yet.

Speaker 5 (01:37:28):
No, no, no, we will talk about wand.

Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
Division, okay, but right now we talk about speak funked.

Speaker 5 (01:37:35):
Out of his own ship in his own house over
a party.

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
It was just it was just so fucking annoying man.
And then like okay, so but.

Speaker 5 (01:37:43):
Like thank thank thanks for dropping by my fisto.

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
What's up? So okay, I'm just I'm so sorry you
keep interrupted me. I'm losing my trans thought here.

Speaker 5 (01:37:57):
It's so weird, right because the devil let me do it. Hey, hi, Hey,
this was intro.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
Anyway, Doug introduces us, he's in my house now at
this point whatever, and then I even I even as
like as an olive branch. I go, you know, he's
like talking about, oh, we're gonna have like dancers here
and blah blah blah blah, we might have to move
that table, you know, my coffee table in the living room.

(01:38:34):
And I go, okay, actually, I'm like, I'm like, there's
like a I was like, there's a there's a big
old bag of weed in there. I'm like, I never
even I'm like, I don't smoke weed, so you guys
like have at it, you know. Then he goes, oh,
I smoke all the weed all right. Cool, like just
just like not even a fucking thank you, thanks, bro,

(01:38:56):
you know, something like, you know, just and I was
just already already immediately this is this is two in
the afternoon. I'm already I already hate this guy.

Speaker 10 (01:39:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:39:06):
And then.

Speaker 2 (01:39:11):
So I go over to my grandparents. I meant, I
meet up with the family, get to see the kids,
get to you know. That was really fucking awesome and
felt great. I got to, you know, hang out with
Mila and Julian and see Jamie's big o ass. She's
fucking she's ready to she's a fucking blimp right now,
by the way, doesn't understand pregnant. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:39:36):
She's with child.

Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
Anyway, It was fantastic, was like so happy to see
my family and my my siblings all together again, you know,
hm and with and with the with the kids, and
then I and but but then I'm hearing about this
don't give face weed, right, don't do it number one rule,

(01:40:00):
we fu faces. Don't thanks.

Speaker 5 (01:40:07):
But yess media, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
So then I come, I'm sorry, I'm a fucking way
too much anyway. But it just kind of ties it
because like I drive up after having that great interaction,
I drive up at like seven thirty eight o'clock and
there's a full blown fucking party going, I mean animal
house style, you know, people in the front yard, people
in the garage, people in my living room. Luckily, no
one in here, and I know that's because of Doug.

(01:40:33):
And I'm freaking I'm so happy for that.

Speaker 5 (01:40:36):
Good And uh is there a lock on the door?

Speaker 2 (01:40:40):
No? No, but I know Doug was not allowing anybody
in here smart uh, or at least like he brought
a few people in here to just kind of show
it off, like, oh, this is the studio, this is what. Yeah,
but no one, no one was just in there unsupervised, no,
not hanging out. No fuck that, because he knew I
would have been pissed. Yeah, And uh so I show up,

(01:41:03):
you know, I know a couple of these guys from
the bar and shit right, and then what I just
immediately like I get this, like just this wave of anxiety,
like just like I'm like, fuck, I don't I don't
like this. I don't like this at all, you know,
I don't like I don't like all these people here,
Like I'm not like, I don't I'm not friends with

(01:41:26):
any of them, you know what I mean? Like I
just I started having like I started getting a little
panicky so so I just I just like I lined
up some shots for myself. I took like two shots
for you for myself, and then I sat right here
in this chair. I sat right here in this chair
and I just sat and I like watched everyone through
the window because like there's these double doors right here

(01:41:48):
that lead in the living room. And I just was like, fuck, like,
I don't know if I could do this tonight. You know,
I wanted to leave. So I wanted to leave. I
wanted to go, I would I didn't want to stay here.
So yeah, so I hit up Rob mm hmm, and
I go, hey, man, this kind of sucks, Like can
you pick me up? And he's like, oh yeah, but
I'm all the way out and uh so, and so

(01:42:08):
he's like, it's gonna take me maybe. He's like, I'll
probably be able to He's like, I'll probably be No,
he goes, I'll probably be in there like an hour.
And I was like, okay, yeah, cool, that's cool. No, no, no,
no problem. But then within that period the the they
weren't even strippers. There were just these like nineteen year

(01:42:30):
olds in bikinis, you know, and like I didn't see
a titty all night did the.

Speaker 5 (01:42:35):
Bikinis come off at all?

Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
No, they did not strip. And when they when he
was talking about this, like these strippers coming over, I
thought that. I thought I was gonna see some ping
pongs shot out of pussies. I thought we were gonna like,
I thought we're gonna get dirty. I thought it was
gonna be like a wild show. You know.

Speaker 5 (01:42:51):
It was just her name Bubbles, right.

Speaker 2 (01:42:55):
That's what I was thinking, you know. I was like,
that's I'm like, so at least maybe that'll be fun, right, Yeah,
turns out it's just these baby cake fucking little girls
who like it just was sad. It just it was
not fun for me at all.

Speaker 5 (01:43:12):
I was were they dancing?

Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
What happened? Like, but they were doing like the baby
dance like they weren't even they didn't even know what
they were doing. You know. It was like they're so like,
oh my god, it was just so weird and like
and then they're like and then they're like, oh, you
want to at least do the silhouette challenge dance something

(01:43:38):
for the tick points. And then and then I saw
and then I saw these older dudes, all these older
dudes like just kind of like throwing bills and slapping
their asses and putting bills in their titties and stuff.
And then I just was like, oh my god, I
feel so gross. I don't want to be a part
of this, you know. And and uh I I had befriended,

(01:44:00):
of course, the dorkiest fucking kid here who happened to
be nineteen years old or eighteen years old. Right, So
that so this is a whole other thing that happens, right, yeah,
I don't realize this. Stop it. There's a whole other

(01:44:21):
thing that happens is that I don't know that this
kid is fucking eighteen, but we're drinking and taking shots
and talking about fucking video games. Yeah, and but then
at some point he tells me he's eighteen. And then
I go, I go, well, then why are you talking
to me? There's like nineteen year old trippers. I'm like,
and I spun him around and kicked his ass, and
then I told him, go sit down, what are you doing?

(01:44:42):
Stop talking to me? Fucking nerd. Yeah, And anyway, anyway,
he ends up what Okay, this is what happens. He
he challenges Doug.

Speaker 5 (01:44:59):
To w to drink.

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:45:01):
I was like, I was like, please go on with
that sentence.

Speaker 7 (01:45:10):
Duel to yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:45:13):
A fight show. He goes, uh, and he goes, hey,
take a shot with me, Doug, and he goes. He goes, sure,
what are we drinking? And then uh and he and
he goes fireball and Doug goes and he goes and
that kid tells Doug man the fuck up, and so
Doug goes, okay, and he pulls a chair out and

(01:45:36):
he pours four shots. My god, he pours four shots.
He hits, he slams two of them, makes him slam two,
and he pours four more and he and then he
and he goes, don't ever challenge somebody like me, because
you're gonna be dicking the dirt by the end of

(01:45:57):
the night. And then so I don't know this is happening,
but I walk out of my bedroom and I see
this fucking kid pale flop sweat and he's sitting on
my couch and I go, I go, you're gonna throw
up and he's like, ah, yeah maybe, and I go, okay,

(01:46:23):
stand up, come on, let's go. And he's like what
And I literally like yanked him up by his shirt
and I'm like, come on, we're going outside. We're just
you know, and it wasn't like I wasn't like violently,
and you know, I just was like, I just told him,
I'll be damned if I'm fucking cleaning up your puke
in my fucking living room, bro, you just go outside.
And he was actually cool, he was like, okay, okay.

(01:46:43):
And then I stood him up. I walked him out
and set him down on a chair, and then he
goes and he goes, I need something to puke, and
I go, just puke anywhere you want out out here.
I'm like, but don't walk inside if you get a puke, right,
like I don't. I'm not gonna give you any to
puke in. Just puke on the side. I'm like, I
can spray it down. It's fine. This is easier to

(01:47:04):
clean up, right, And so I leave him out there
right here behind me, right and then I and then
I get stuck babysitting two fucking eighteen year olds because
then I go, I go and find another because I
remember him telling me that he came with somebody else.
So I go out there and I go, you you.
I look at the youngest dork in there, and I go,

(01:47:26):
you aren't you? Friends? With him, and he's like, oh yeah,
And I'm like, well, he's out there throwing up, you
better go fucking take a look at him, like cause
I'm not going to hang out with him all night.
And he goes, okay, I bring him out here. That
dude starts throwing up, and he just I mean, he

(01:47:47):
went from like zero to one hundred to like, I mean,
his head's falling over, his pants fell off, he fell
into the fucking bushes. I'm like, what I'm stuck. I'm
stuck in my backyard babysitting two fucking eighteen year old
and I'm getting pissed about it because no one's listening
to me. I'm like, these two kids need to go.
Who's who brought them here? Who who's in charge of

(01:48:10):
these children? You know? And okay, So backing up a
little bit more so, that guy John who he's the
one who was starting the party. He's a guy didn't
I didn't like at the beginning. Right now, before all
this shit was going on. This is how he rubs

(01:48:32):
me the wrong way right again, right he gets strike too,
he goes, oh, we got to move to the coffee table.
When the girls get here, I go okay, cool. When
the girls get here, just I go, let me know.
I'm like, but I'm gonna need your help because it's
a heavy table. And he goes, oh, is it it's
a heavy table. I said, yeah, yeah, I can't move

(01:48:54):
it by myself. I went, fine, you move it by yourself.
Then yeah, just just like I said, attitude for no
fucking reason, right, and then and then and then another
guy shows up, uh and this, and Doug wants to
kick his ass. This guy shows up and it goes

(01:49:17):
and like everyone's parting on the patio and you know,
the front and in the garage and everything. So Doug
has his his phone hooked up to UH to his
bluetooth speaker. This dude shows up, grabs Doug's phone and
just starts going through it. And Doug is very you know,

(01:49:37):
sensitive about people grabbing his ship, you know, just like that.
So he so he goes, he goes, hey, man, what
the fuck are you doing my phone? And and the
dude he puts his finger out like this like hold on,
I'm fucking doing something. Wow, and so and so and
he and the guy goes, I'm looking for a song

(01:49:59):
or something like that, and Doug tells him. Doug tells him, yeah,
what the he goes, what if I don't like that
fucking song? And then he goes and then he said,
you know what, here's where I am with you. He's like,
get the fuck out of my house? How about that? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:50:14):
Two choices?

Speaker 2 (01:50:15):
Yeah, and he's like no, he just told him get
the out of my house.

Speaker 5 (01:50:18):
No, like the two choices thing. I think we should
keep doing that with that. You get the fuck out
or you Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:50:27):
And he just tells him get the fuck out of
my house. It's a classic thing that we should keep
going with everything. I missed again, I missed all this too.
I'm off doing. I mean, it's like Doug and I
had two different fucking experiences this night, you know, so.

Speaker 5 (01:50:41):
It sounds like neither of them were good. But I mean,
I guess this is Doug's fault because he was like,
how about we have your bachelor party at my house?

Speaker 8 (01:50:49):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:50:49):
Absolutely, And we're all pretty upset about it, you know.
And we're all very upset with it because because when
the groom came back the next day to pick up
some stuff, we all told him how shitty his fucking
wedding party was. We all we told him how fucking
rude they were, yeah, you know, and how and Doug
told him how I was gonna suck up John and
and Doug said he didn't like the other guy who

(01:51:10):
was his best man and all this stuff. It was
like we all were just like and then he was
just like, yeah, I'm really because here's the thing. The
groom very nice guy. I didn't mention when I walked up.
When I walked up after my after hanging out with
my mom and everybody, he was the only person that went, hey, man,
thanks for the bud.

Speaker 5 (01:51:33):
Yeah, And I went, oh, yeah, it takes yeah, motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (01:51:38):
Yeah, And like he knew, you know, like I like,
I don't smell. It's not a big deal to me,
but like that just just that little fucking thing to
make you not an asshole is you know, is huge.

Speaker 5 (01:51:51):
It doesn't matter what it is, like it could be like,
thanks for the bud, thanks for the soda, thanks for the.

Speaker 2 (01:51:57):
Letting us do this, here us do this.

Speaker 5 (01:51:59):
Thanks yeah for you know, any anything that shows that
you're not an asshole.

Speaker 2 (01:52:04):
Exactly. He's a very guy. Actually, the guy that was
getting married was actually very nice.

Speaker 6 (01:52:09):
Yeah, every everyone there's been a Dick was just groomsman. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
So this is why I have very few male friends.
I chose you guys when I was younger, and so
now you're stuck.

Speaker 5 (01:52:22):
I'm stuck with you. But I rarely have any new
male friends because I don't I don't like them.

Speaker 2 (01:52:27):
Oh dude, same here, man, and so like, uh, you know,
we we and uh.

Speaker 6 (01:52:33):
I've been a female friend guy like my majority of
my life and then you guys slipped in, So good
for you.

Speaker 2 (01:52:41):
Guys. Suck so well, here's the funny thing about Doug
trying to kick that dude out was like it was
so funny because because, like I said, I was off
doing something else I don't but I saw him upset,
and then I saw the two other I saw two
other old dudes that I hang out with at the
bar kind of stand up and be like the man

(01:53:02):
told you to leave, and I was like, I'm like,
oh man, I'm like the old guys are getting mad,
like what's going on? Yeah, and I walk out there
and then uh, and then that's when the groom tells Doug, hey, man,
you got to do me a solid. He's my best man.
I'm sorry, like, you know, just let him hang for
the night, right, all right, whatever, So the guy hangs out,

(01:53:28):
but I don't like that dude either also immediately because
of that, you know, like you know, like you know,
Doug's a sweetheart of a dude, and he's doing these
people a fucking favor, you know, and uh and for
him to disrespect him that way, especially in his own
I mean, not let alone his own house and his
own doorway like yourself, you know. And uh yeah. So yeah,

(01:53:55):
So to this guy John, you know, he does the
thing about the coffee table, right, and then I'm already
mad about that. And then at some point later on
he tries to tell me. He goes, uh, oh you
live here, right? I go, did we established that this afternoon?

(01:54:18):
And he goes, he goes, here's the thing. I gotta
go to work in the morning, and I'm leaving pretty soon,
so all these tables and chairs need to go back somewhere.
And I go, okay, and he's like, he's like, so yeah,
I gotta leave, And I go, well, what the fuck
do you want me to do about it? And he goes,
I want you to fold them up and stack them up,

(01:54:39):
and I go, yeah, I'm not doing that, and he goes, oh, well,
thanks for your help, asshole, and I went, you're fucking welcome.
And then I walked inside, and I and he's fucking lucky.
I turned around and walked inside a fucking asshole. Yes,

(01:55:00):
I was just I was furious at that point. I'm like, God,
I can't wait to fuck you up, dude. I'm like,
if I if I didn't, if I didn't think I
was gonna ruin everybody else's night tonight by kicking your ass,
Like god damn it, I would have done it hours ago. Yeah, well,
and uh, and then here's and then he loses his
fucking wallet and insinuates that I stole his money. Dude,

(01:55:23):
it was a whole fucking I'm telling you, it was
just and then and okay, and then so that happens,
and then these girls are here, and then it's like
and then I'm I mean, it was just my personal Hell.
I'm outside babysitting fucking eighteen year olds and I'm trying
to tell him. I'm trying to tell like, you're the
one throwing the party. These kids need to leave. This

(01:55:46):
is a liability for us, Like, I don't know who
invited fucking eighteen year olds that I'm like, but that
kid looks like he needs fucking medical attention. Yeah, Like,
he was not hanging out his fucking nose, he's puking,
his pants are off, he didn't even hold his fucking
head up. And I'm just like, God, damn it. Man,
and so and he's just ignoring me. He's talking, she's

(01:56:09):
just yelling about his wallet and it's three hundred bucks
or whatever, and I just go, whatever, dude. So I
go outside and I tell and I go, Doug, I
need you to come with me. And so I bring
Doug out to the back and I go and he's
and he goes, oh, what do we got going on
back here? And I go, I've been hanging out with
these two little I'm like, they're eighteen and I'm like,

(01:56:29):
look at that one. Then he goes he seems fine.
And then right when he says that, he rolls over.
He goes what starts throwing up and more snot comes
out of his hand and he goes, well, maybe not.

Speaker 10 (01:56:43):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:56:45):
No he did, and so he so we're standing there
and then he goes, uh, it's just it was like
it was like a scene from a movie. We're just
staring at these two kids sitting in chairs that I
literally had to physically pick up and put into you
because they were vomiting everywhere. And we're standing there looking
at him like this, like side by side, and he goes,

(01:57:09):
that's a liability, huh yeah, and I go, yeah, I
go these two kids get into trouble. We're both in trouble.
And he goes, yeah, I'll get Sean. And Sean was
the groom and apparently these two kids were relatives of

(01:57:32):
the bride, so oh god. He goes and picks these
kids up and gets them out of here, and then
you know, the party starts winding down. But this guy
John and mustache man that that Doug hates are still
here all goddamn night and I'm trying to get them
to leave, and at some point they asked if they

(01:57:54):
could crash here, and I just straight up was like no.
Just They're like, can we? Oh, I would know. I
was like no, you guys, I'm like figure it out, man,
because I was like, once you walk out that door,
I'm locking it and the night's over. Like I had
to stay. Oh, And then Doug went to That was
what happened. Rob was supposed to pick me up, but

(01:58:14):
then when when Rob showed up, Doug tells me, I'm
going to bed, You're in charge. Fuck, So I'm trying
to leave, and then Doug goes to bed, and then
and I'm trying. Oh, and then I had the girls
change in my room because it was the only fucking
room available. But these pricks were trying to get into

(01:58:35):
my room and trying to fuck these girls and stuff,
and I kept locking it every time. I would every
time anyone would walk out, I would stand there, and
when the girls would walk out, I'd lock my door
and I'd unlock it for them to go back in. Yeah.
And then and at some point in the night I
catch this dude, John trying to pick my fucking lock

(01:58:55):
to my bedroom.

Speaker 5 (01:58:57):
That's cute.

Speaker 2 (01:58:58):
And then I go again. I go, hey, man, where
are you going? And he's like, oh, I think I
left my phone in there. I'm like, oh, yeah, you didn't, though,
so what are you doing He's like, well, can I
I think I did? So can? I just like can
you call it? And like and I'm like, okay, cool,

(01:59:19):
if you really thought that, why didn't you think to
ask me rather than just unlocking my fucking door.

Speaker 5 (01:59:24):
Yeah, did he successfully do it or he was just
trying to do he was about to.

Speaker 2 (01:59:29):
I mean, it was just a little fucking It's just
a little pin fucking thing. It's not like I have
a key. It's just it's just enough for me to
catch somebody doing that, you know what I mean. Yeah,
which is exactly why I was doing it, Which is
exactly why I was locking the door to catch somebody
like this asshole trying to fucking unlock it.

Speaker 5 (01:59:49):
And then.

Speaker 2 (01:59:53):
So we're going there he and then he goes, oh,
I'm not trying to be a dick, and I go,
well you are, though, you're being a dick. You're doing it. Yeah, yeah,
it's just like you're the fuck you. I'm like, eh whatever, man,
Like I just I was so dismissive with this fucking
like it just man, it took every oance of energy
for me just not to beat the ship out of

(02:00:13):
this guy all night. Man. And then and then when
he finally fucked Oh, and here's another thing. He ends
up stirring up ship with my other roommate and his girlfriend.
I mean, these these guys are I mean, he's insinuating that,
like the so that God, my roommate Vince uh and
his girlfriend Dinah. Dina knows the wedding party too, so

(02:00:37):
she was at the bachelorette party that was going on simultaneously.
Mm hmm. So Dina comes home hammered, and now this
guy tells Vince that Dina's hitting on him. Okay, I
don't know what the fuck, but like she's telling me,
she's like, I was just drunk. Like I don't understand

(02:00:57):
why he would He just went to stir some more
ship up. You know, he was just here like he
was just a piece of ship as you know. God, man,
I can I just can't fathom the attitude of this
type of person. You know, it just was God. And
then he wouldn't leave. That's pretty much it. After he's left,

(02:01:24):
After he left it, you know, everything was fine, but God, damn,
I just it was not fun for me. It really
wasn't no.

Speaker 10 (02:01:33):
Nightmare.

Speaker 5 (02:01:34):
I also, you and I have different temperament levels, and
and in mind is is much. I have a much
shorter temper than you do.

Speaker 2 (02:01:42):
I think now maybe well here's the thing. Here's the
thing is like I I don't want to like, you
know what it would have It's like when I when
I get into an altercation with somebody, I always think
about everybody else because I don't want to like ruin
the night, you know. And so like if I had
beat that dude up, it would have been like, sorry,

(02:02:03):
I ruined your black panther party.

Speaker 5 (02:02:08):
Yeah, I mean, I guess that's a nice that's a
nice thing.

Speaker 6 (02:02:14):
I would be like, I don't give a fuck whoever
invited this person. You need to take care of them
now because they are dead. And then I hand them
the corpse. That would be me.

Speaker 2 (02:02:23):
Well, that was the thing is everyone was gone, it
was just me, And you know what I mean, I
don't know. I wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (02:02:28):
I wouldn't pick his ass up and literally throw him outside.
You get the out of my house, right the fuck?

Speaker 6 (02:02:33):
I would sparta to kick him out of my two
story window, even though I lived.

Speaker 2 (02:02:37):
And I know that's the thing, you know, I'm just
trying to keep it cool and for everybody. And like
you know, Dug the wedding party, Fuck that bitch up
is what that would do? I know, it's just another
person very happy.

Speaker 3 (02:02:51):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (02:02:51):
With the fact that I tend do not get into
these uh situations often up I'm also very happy that
when they do they are I shut them down quickly.
But I don't want the day to come when it
is not something that will end quickly.

Speaker 2 (02:03:12):
Well, the thing was, I was also still you know,
we discussed what I'm capable of, you know, like, and
I just and that's not in question at all.

Speaker 5 (02:03:18):
I'm just saying I just was trying to be like
I wouldn't have let it get nearly that far.

Speaker 2 (02:03:25):
I know it went way too far, and that's why.
So I was really mad. I was really mad and like,
but it.

Speaker 5 (02:03:31):
Would have stupp with with the first dude been like,
who who are you am?

Speaker 2 (02:03:34):
I here's the but here's the thing I love you.
But here's the thing I love Here's the thing I
love about Doug. Here's the thing I love about Doug.
That was just like he just had my back the
whole time after, you know, afterwards, and I just told
him all that ship and he was just like, He's like,
I don't understand people like that. And he's like, I'm
gonna have to fucking.

Speaker 5 (02:03:52):
It's an ego thing, yeah, and then I will not
stand egos.

Speaker 2 (02:03:56):
And he told, you know, and he and he told
the guy that the room the next day. You know,
he said he was like, he's like, Ryan was about
to fuck your boy up and blah blahlah blah, and
he was like, you know he's like he's like and
he's all choco, I've seen it happen.

Speaker 5 (02:04:14):
It's also how old is fucking Doug? He's ever since before? Like,
how old are you? Doug? Come on, fifty something? What
do you mean? Well, first of all, Doug looks a thousand,
but you said.

Speaker 2 (02:04:24):
He's fifty eight, but he's got some city miles.

Speaker 5 (02:04:27):
Oh god, yeah, that was way older.

Speaker 2 (02:04:29):
No, No, I know, I know. That's why I told
you show me a picture of Doug. I'm like, that
guy is easy. He's fifty. He's only older than my mother.
Look what my mother looks like?

Speaker 5 (02:04:42):
Wow, I think my dad's.

Speaker 2 (02:04:44):
Oh your dad? My parents are?

Speaker 5 (02:04:46):
My parents are older than that? No, Doug looks a thousand.

Speaker 2 (02:04:51):
Well, Doug's lived a hard life.

Speaker 5 (02:04:53):
Yeah yeah, now Jesus Christ, I need to take a
and then and then what do you mean, like he's
never seen that before?

Speaker 2 (02:05:05):
What do you what do you mean?

Speaker 5 (02:05:07):
It's like he's never encountered an asshole before, Like.

Speaker 2 (02:05:09):
Come on, no, no, no, it's just he he's uh no, no, no, yeah,
I know what you mean. But he just he just
what he was trying to say. It's just like I
just don't understand people like that, you know, I just
I don't understand that that that mentality, and he's like,
we're all here.

Speaker 9 (02:05:24):
He hangs that up bars his entire life.

Speaker 2 (02:05:27):
I know, but he hangs out at bars where people
aren't like that, which is you know, like the bell
and the silver Dollar, you know what I mean. It's
like it's mostly just regular people be doing regular things,
you know that they just go there to drink and
hang out. The bell here down the street. Man, I'll
tell you, it's like the closest thing to cheers I've
ever seen. I swear, I'm not even kidding. It's like

(02:05:52):
I got a nickname. They call me the Rye Guy.
So every time I walk in, they go the ry Guy.

Speaker 3 (02:05:58):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:05:59):
It's like it's it's fun, it's nice, and everyone's everyone's sweet,
and everyone's very uh, you know, looks out for one another.
But like you know, these outsiders, like like that guy
you know, who's not really a part of what what
that dynamic is. Whereas the groom who was actually getting married.

(02:06:21):
Sean is a regular there, so he's him and his
white his future wife. We're regulars there, so they're part
of the group. But we had all these you know,
external elements that kind of just made it feel weird,
and you know, through a wrench in everybody's engine, you know,
it's just not Oh.

Speaker 5 (02:06:42):
I mean, I hope Doug Learns's lessons out all this
and never let that thing again.

Speaker 2 (02:06:46):
I hope so too.

Speaker 5 (02:06:47):
Well.

Speaker 2 (02:06:48):
And here's the thing was, like I said, like, no one,
no one talked to me. Well, you know, like I mean,
it's not my decision to make. I guess it's his house.
But it's like I had no fucking idea. And then
and then I ended up being the fucking you know,
the regulator again. And it's like.

Speaker 5 (02:07:04):
I just call you the regulator.

Speaker 2 (02:07:10):
Or the choker el Choco It's it's it's elch It's
l Choco Choko. Yeah, both of those are good. Yeah,
but you know, I for what it was, it was,
it was all right, but what was See, this is
what I have the most fun is when this kind
of disastrous things happened, and then I hang out with

(02:07:33):
I hang out with my roommates, the next day and
we all sit in here and recap everything. That's the
fun part because then we all joke about it. We
all talk about it and then and it's just like,
oh God, thank god that was over, you know. So
it's like I was sitting here with Doug joke about it,
and like Vince as cool as fuck too. So like,
you know, one of the last times we had like

(02:07:55):
a little party over here, it was just I was
so hungover. Like I rolled up in my room like
I was like I had just thrown up.

Speaker 5 (02:08:03):
It was like.

Speaker 2 (02:08:05):
And they're like, are you alive. I'm like barely. And
I went and sat down like right here in this chair.
I went and sat down right here in this chair
with my sunglasses on and shit, and I was just
like I needn knew though, And and like Vincentina went
and got me Manu though, bro, and it was like
a like a with some tequila and set me up
and like they were like completely like they just took
care of me that day, you know. And all we

(02:08:26):
did was sit here and recap the night and it
was fucking great.

Speaker 5 (02:08:29):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (02:08:30):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (02:08:31):
I am switching up from my Sai Berry to a
midnight painkiller one of the cool things about this specific
one from June Shine is it has activated charcoal in
it that you kind of have to like, like like
a lot of nitro cans, you do this.

Speaker 6 (02:08:44):
You just gotta flip it and like mix it and
then flip it straight upside down when you're out here
to your drink.

Speaker 5 (02:08:50):
But it's really cool to me see if I can
kind of capture it, it comes out black. What do
you have black shits?

Speaker 9 (02:08:56):
Man?

Speaker 5 (02:08:58):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:08:58):
No, charcoal, just just charcoal, just like lines your intestines,
activated charcoal.

Speaker 5 (02:09:06):
I think it as like a there's like a food
I had that like turned your ship like that charcoal
in it.

Speaker 14 (02:09:12):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (02:09:12):
This one has coconut, pineapple, orange, nutmeg, activated charcoal and
then honey green tea, apple and sugar and kambocha adding
that to the thing. And then according to my mom
who was watching, my dad turned sixteen August and and
looks way better than Doug. Yeah, I think I think
anybody else better than get this.

Speaker 2 (02:09:33):
I mean he's like a I mean, he's he's the
gurg in the future. You know, look what Greg looks like.
He's he's thirty four.

Speaker 5 (02:09:44):
If you get it, Greg will be lucky to live
to that lot better dental care and then actually did
him up and took a photo shoot, but not a
video shoot. Photo shoot specifically. I think he'd looked pretty good,
to be honest, and honestly, I think I think it
looks good instill friend and if you did, if you
if you can clean them up. Yeah, he's like a

(02:10:09):
makeover pim, Greg, Pip my gird.

Speaker 2 (02:10:16):
Well you know whatever, I mean, Ducks, tell me some
wild ship. I'm sure he won't be upset, but he
just uh he you know, he did a lot of
drugs in his youth, the kind of no. Yeah, that's
pretty pretty pretty obvious, right, Yeah, I believe that it
doesn't do it. I mean, but I mean I think
since he said he's I think he said he's for
the past thirty years he hasn't touched anything but alcohol

(02:10:38):
and cigarettes. Mm hmmm. That's good. Yeah, nice, But but
you know, I think it's a cigarettes. He smokes like
a fucking shamney. I think that's what's making him look
that way in all.

Speaker 6 (02:10:50):
Honestly, I think that's the interesting thing is that, I mean,
short of like something like cracker the stuff, cigarettes are
probably the thing that will aide you drug wise.

Speaker 5 (02:10:58):
Quote unquote yeah, cigarettes.

Speaker 2 (02:11:02):
Crazy.

Speaker 6 (02:11:03):
Yeah, well yeah, I was like, without going as far
as that, I'm like, you could do you can smoke weed,
you could do edibles, you could.

Speaker 5 (02:11:09):
Get be drunk every single day, you can do cocine.

Speaker 2 (02:11:15):
You can do it.

Speaker 6 (02:11:17):
Yeah, somehow I don't know how that works, but yeah either,
I don't know, but if you smoke cigarettes, and it
does make sense because I mean it's just like cigarettes,
what they say, what they what they say is even
with just the smoke alone, it's just so many toxins
going through your actual pores and skin as opposed to
other stuff. Then that that's that's that's the ship that

(02:11:40):
like will just dry you out and wrinkle you up
and fuck you up.

Speaker 2 (02:11:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:11:44):
Yeah, So I think I'm very happy that I don't
smoke cigarettes, and I never liked them in the first place.

Speaker 6 (02:11:51):
The thing is like, and I know this is different,
everything's in moderation. I do like houkah, but I honestly
don't remember the last time I have houkah. I don't
remember last time smoke.

Speaker 5 (02:12:00):
TUCA have been getting really into cigars lately.

Speaker 2 (02:12:04):
You okay, yeah, well, I mean it's all that's I mean,
it has different, you know different, Uh, I guess no,
it's all pretty much the same, right, you just kind
of you're just smoking, Like what what.

Speaker 5 (02:12:19):
What cigar for tastes or how does it? What's the
thing that you're like, what's appealing about them?

Speaker 2 (02:12:26):
What?

Speaker 5 (02:12:27):
Yeah, taste.

Speaker 2 (02:12:29):
Cigars? So I mean it's all about you know, taste,
well you can, you're just not supposed to supposed to.
I mean, that's what makes the difference, because what I mean,
you know, a cigar, A cigar is just a just
a giant, unfiltered cigarette, if you think about it. So
that's why let you inhale it.

Speaker 5 (02:12:50):
So what's the point.

Speaker 2 (02:12:52):
Uh, Well, the leaves that they wrap. If you get
like a really a real, really real cuban. I had
one at a they did this party for a company
I was working for, and they had they had like
a Cuban roll, like a cigar roller was rolling cigars
and ship and I had one of those. Man, it's

(02:13:13):
just yeah, it's it's it's just like it's like smoking hookah,
I mean, and and like some real fine tobacco and
the head change. You get a really good buzz, you know,
it's like and it's good.

Speaker 5 (02:13:23):
You still got a good buzz for.

Speaker 2 (02:13:27):
Yeah, you get it. Yeah, because it's like I said,
it's like fine, you know, tobacco and they you know,
they roll it in those leaves and ship too, so
it's like it's just real. But it's like a good
cigar would be like the perfect kind of I mean fun.
There's nothing. I mean, I'm there's nothing like having a

(02:13:48):
really nice cigar and a glass of whiskey. I'm not
gonna lie like that. It sounds so pretentious, but it's
like the best fucking thing ever.

Speaker 6 (02:13:55):
It just makes sense, Okay, I mean like I'm not
I'm not here to here to a disagree with you.
I'm just saying every time I've smoked anything that it well,
like you know, they just have an actual hallucage. Excuse me,
I'm burpin actual hallucinogenic effects like cigarettes or cigars which.

Speaker 4 (02:14:10):
I have had.

Speaker 5 (02:14:11):
I'm like, or hookah for that matter. I'm like, what
besides taste, what's the purpose?

Speaker 6 (02:14:16):
And I get the taste thing because like hookah, I
I the thing that I like about good hookah is
one the.

Speaker 5 (02:14:22):
Taste and to how easy it is. It's smooth, and
then it's just kind of a thing to do. But
I don't do I never did it often.

Speaker 6 (02:14:31):
But the thing about the actual effects and stuff like that,
Like I get the same effect if I just like
breathe really fast.

Speaker 5 (02:14:37):
Yeah, yeah, you get a slighter eye.

Speaker 2 (02:14:42):
I guess for like seconds whatever. It's just not for you.

Speaker 5 (02:14:46):
You're you're something's there's no comment on.

Speaker 6 (02:14:50):
Like, but I was like, for my my experience, Like
that's the thing that I never I never liked about
the reason I liked houkah is because it tasted good.

Speaker 5 (02:14:59):
I hated grettes because it smells horrible.

Speaker 2 (02:15:02):
It tastes horrible.

Speaker 5 (02:15:03):
The same thing applies to the cigarettes for me, And
so I was like, I'm yeah, it's very weird. But
I always wonder. I'm like, why why is hookah so good?

Speaker 6 (02:15:16):
Like do they make flavored cigarettes or cigaars like cigars
that are similar to a hookah?

Speaker 2 (02:15:22):
Yes, they do.

Speaker 5 (02:15:24):
Yeah, I mean they're definitely out there for sure. Like
everyone every cigarette that I've ever had has been pretty
bummed off of a Ryan or one of my friends
at a party. And cigarettes don't taste yeah, I mean
they're gonna taste the same cigarettes as you can get
more flavors. I'm like, I'm like, what is this, this

(02:15:45):
is why do you like this?

Speaker 6 (02:15:46):
This tastes horrible, but I try it because I'm so
much of a person that wants to actually experiment and
figure out why people like this. Like for the longest time,
my dad smoked when I was a kid, and I
thought that was the weirdest thing.

Speaker 2 (02:16:01):
And I was like, why do you like that?

Speaker 6 (02:16:03):
You know, like growing up my dad smoked, and my
cousin smoked. And she's like, you know, the oldest of
that general of our I guess our generation.

Speaker 2 (02:16:11):
But she's just, oh, ship, there's my beer.

Speaker 5 (02:16:13):
Fuck.

Speaker 2 (02:16:14):
I just huh. I couldn't find my beer and it
was it was just on the other side of me,
and I just opened up another one.

Speaker 5 (02:16:23):
I don't know, you guys drink two beers now.

Speaker 2 (02:16:27):
I don't know. You know a lot of people just
like I. You know, I I really enjoyed the effect
of having an alcohol buzz and and a nicotine buzz
at the same time. It feels good to me. So
that's that's why I got back into smoking. Well, also,
everyone out here smokes. It's just yeah, it's like hard

(02:16:48):
to avoid, you know. It's like, you know, like I
bum a couple and then all of a sudden, I'm
buying packs again, you know. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:16:57):
No, what I recently just had was like a spliff
where you put a tobacco and weed together and no,
so that that's that's all I had.

Speaker 9 (02:17:09):
And when I I mean pretentious again, that's all you
can get if you're an Amsterdam and you want.

Speaker 5 (02:17:14):
A pre roll. Yeah, they all they're off spliffs no
matter what.

Speaker 2 (02:17:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:17:19):
So I mean I don't I don't know how to
roll my own joints. I fucking suck at it. So
I mean I just want to like to go and
grab something.

Speaker 2 (02:17:24):
Really like, you know, to go Basically, I'm surprisingly good
at rolling joints and cigarettes. I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (02:17:30):
Thanks. I wish I was, but I'm not.

Speaker 6 (02:17:35):
What's the appeal of a spliff, like you already said,
it's it's a mixture of weed and tobacco.

Speaker 5 (02:17:40):
What's the.

Speaker 9 (02:17:42):
I mean, less, lesser high, more of a head change.

Speaker 2 (02:17:47):
The immediate head change you have, the immediate head change,
and the and then the high hits you later.

Speaker 9 (02:17:53):
Yeah, but you're not like, you know, like it's not
like a straight weed where it's like, you know, you're
just going to be super high off of it.

Speaker 2 (02:18:01):
Yeahs fuck.

Speaker 5 (02:18:03):
Speaking of fucking weird, dude, I went to Seattle this
weekend and IP.

Speaker 6 (02:18:10):
Yeah, I don't know who the fuck is in charge
of the weeds of the weeds. I mean, I prefer
something like edibles. I don't like smoking, it's not my thing,
but I do enjoy edibles because it's very easy. However,
in the States or in the Socino States, in California.

Speaker 2 (02:18:33):
Yeah, you've gotta get out more California where it is.

Speaker 6 (02:18:41):
I I've had edibles, and my my understanding is twenty
five milligrams is about the area where it's a good
a good start, Like, do twenty five milligrams and then
you can kind of tell where you're at. However, going
to Seattle, everything apparently is in ten milligram Increments'.

Speaker 2 (02:18:59):
Like, okay, hold on, did you I didn't know you
go to Seattle this weekend? Did I know that? I
didn't tell anyone. I don't think I did. No, you didn't, Yeah, okay,
so uh uh so you went and broke COVID rules.
Bro what the fuck you're gonna go and travel, You're

(02:19:22):
gonna be around, You're gonna be in a plane with.

Speaker 6 (02:19:24):
Okay, So if you want to get into this one.
I've already had my first vaccine shot too. I double
masked up and I put on glasses. I'll let me
show you a picture of me on a plane. I
went as safely like your.

Speaker 2 (02:19:37):
Asian heritage, the fucking at the grocery store. I like
you as fuck.

Speaker 5 (02:19:41):
No, I didn't do a face max, No, but uh,
I like you as fun with my glasses or whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:19:46):
I'm just I was just trying to bust your balls
a little bit.

Speaker 5 (02:19:48):
No, you are, and I'm ready for you always.

Speaker 4 (02:19:52):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:19:53):
Yeah, Yeah, you left the house. Not only the house,
you went to a different fucking state. Yeah I did. Yeah,
seeing here, this is me on ship. Can you not
see there? I might go to I might go to
Houston for comic poll.

Speaker 5 (02:20:11):
But I put on I put on my blue blocker
glasses and I double masked up while I was on
that plane.

Speaker 2 (02:20:16):
Because a picture of yourself on T shirt? Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:20:21):
Also, I went frequently a T shirt.

Speaker 2 (02:20:26):
No, I don't know what. I don't have one anymore.
I don't know what. I maybe i'll give you if
I ever fit into a large again, I'll take it.

Speaker 5 (02:20:35):
Yeah, but no, I was very like that was the thing.
It was like I'm I'm one.

Speaker 6 (02:20:41):
I do feel good because even though you're not fully protected,
but you get the first shot of the vaccine, then
you have a percentage higher than the normal population.

Speaker 2 (02:20:49):
Okay, did you put that? Did you do it over
one of those website things and put that you were
still a server or something?

Speaker 5 (02:20:56):
Basically, yeah, so I got access to it.

Speaker 2 (02:20:59):
I never got a fucking I never got anything.

Speaker 6 (02:21:01):
So okay, I mean, so I've been hearing more stories
over and over again where it's like it's just it's
just it's starting to open up. So so I encourage
everyone to if you have the chance, to get the vaccine,
because it will help open up and stop the pandemic.

Speaker 5 (02:21:17):
Just so everyone's clear on this, they're.

Speaker 2 (02:21:20):
Saying they're going to start doing like public spots on
like April or some shit.

Speaker 6 (02:21:24):
Right, yeah, exactly, And so basically what happened is I
I got the chance to and I took my shot.

Speaker 5 (02:21:28):
It's not like you know, and the weird the most
fucked up thing I think.

Speaker 6 (02:21:32):
About this entire thing that I've been hearing is that
so many vaccines, because of how they need to be stored,
are thrown into the trash because for whatever reason, they
literally don't have the enough enough people to get them
fast enough.

Speaker 2 (02:21:46):
And I'm like, are you kidding me?

Speaker 6 (02:21:47):
Like the entire country or world rather it needs vaccines
and you don't have enough people.

Speaker 5 (02:21:53):
So yeah, I took that as a matter of like,
if you can get it, go get it. I it
became available to me.

Speaker 2 (02:22:02):
I took the shot. I made the appointment.

Speaker 5 (02:22:04):
Yes, I said, you know, I was a you know,
I just said I worked for the company that worked
for before the pandemic, which is fine.

Speaker 2 (02:22:11):
I'm like, cool, I don't I don't necessarily I think, oh,
I put that I was a bartender.

Speaker 6 (02:22:16):
I think, yeah, yeah, it's fine, and intended on going
back to work after this because I feel more comfortable.

Speaker 5 (02:22:26):
So I did that.

Speaker 6 (02:22:27):
I got my first shot, and then my second shot
is scheduled for the Sunday. And so one, I'm already
a percentage higher than the normal population, more protected. Two,
I did take things very carefully. Three, like you know,
I just made things as good as I could either way.
I went to Seattle for to help a friend and
to enjoy a different scenery.

Speaker 2 (02:22:47):
It was very nice.

Speaker 5 (02:22:48):
Uh and and I got to I got, dude, this
is the thing that I honestly missed the most. I
got fresh oysters because all of the oysters were from
from Washington, and it was a very nice restaurant that
was out like like there was nobody there and there
was like outdoor seating everywhere, which is amazing, and it's like,

(02:23:10):
gives me all the fresh Washington oyster oysters and it
was so good, Like that was the thing I wanted
the most. But the story that I'm telling right now
is people quick, guys, they can't hold it anymore. Sorry,
it's so what we did was we went to this
little it's not I don't know if they're called. They're
just like a dispensary. I guess it's super easy. You

(02:23:32):
just flash your ID and then walk inside and you
just wait in line. Everything is in ten milligram increments
for THHC. However, whoever is in charge of this actual designation,
it should be fucking fired because it doesn't make any
sense to me.

Speaker 2 (02:23:48):
I look just like that's like my my fucking that's
my g spot right there.

Speaker 5 (02:23:55):
But here's the thing I was saying this earlier.

Speaker 6 (02:23:59):
I had a bag of peach rings that were twenty
five milligrams each that I bought here in California, and
those things really did anything. However, I took two ten
milligram gummies from Seattle, and I was on my ass,

(02:24:19):
like myself and my friend that I went with, we
both took two each because it's like, okay, we'll start
with uh with twenty milligrams and we'll see.

Speaker 5 (02:24:28):
How that works.

Speaker 2 (02:24:29):
No enough, man, I got these. I got these gummy worms,
ten milligram gummy gummy worms. They're like this big. They're
little mini ones, but they were just like the ones
that you used to get at like you know, baseball game,
snack bar and shit. And I took I would take
one and one was perfect. One was just just enough.

(02:24:51):
It was like perfect. I would take one to go
to bed. Then I got a little cocky and I
took two and I took I took two one and
I was like, now not going anywhere for the rest
of the day. That's just it was over.

Speaker 5 (02:25:05):
Yeah, it's so weird.

Speaker 6 (02:25:07):
And I was like, I'm trying to do this as
logically as I can, because I mean, one we did
make this.

Speaker 5 (02:25:12):
We're like, okay, we're not leaving the room. We're just
gonna have fun.

Speaker 6 (02:25:15):
But we didn't expect to like just be like knocked
on our ass because of the fact that we're like,
it's twenty milligrams, Like that's.

Speaker 2 (02:25:23):
Nothing like in the city around and stuff.

Speaker 6 (02:25:26):
Oh no, no, no, Like that's the thing. We were like,
we're gonna be very smart about this. We both of
us don't do this much.

Speaker 2 (02:25:33):
Well you should. If you had been walking around and
doing something, probably wouldn't been less of a of a hit.

Speaker 3 (02:25:38):
You know.

Speaker 5 (02:25:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:25:40):
I think it would be more anxiety ridden for both
of us because of the fact that we don't.

Speaker 2 (02:25:44):
Because if you're walking around, your metabolisms, you know, you're
you're moving around, you're doing something.

Speaker 6 (02:25:49):
That's not how TC works. Though for alcohol, yes, I
understand that. For TNC, it's very different. I mean I
had to go walk just across like two blocks away
go get pizza, and I was like, fuck, this is
trippy as hell, and and and and my friend she's
like she couldn't even like, we want to go get
chips across the street, literally across the street, and she's

(02:26:11):
like I can't, I can't.

Speaker 2 (02:26:15):
No, she was like, I can't talk to them. You
have to buy these.

Speaker 10 (02:26:20):
The end.

Speaker 6 (02:26:22):
Yeah, basically, it's like you have to buy these. Yeah,
kind of Actually she's like, you have to buy these?
It was, it was, that's such an un honest depiction of.

Speaker 2 (02:26:32):
How she was. She was just like, I don't know
what's going on. You need to buy these. I can't
do it. And this is the end. It's because he
doesn't want to talk to the guy, right, No.

Speaker 5 (02:26:41):
Not to the lady at the story that they're buying. Ye,
he's like, can you buy these for me? I get
anziegtony when I have to talk to this lady because
she's yeah, she's she's big, aggressive.

Speaker 6 (02:26:59):
And so basically what happened was like we got back.
We just devoured almost half of half of each bag.
And mind you, these are big bags of chips.

Speaker 5 (02:27:09):
We got checks mix, we got bacon and cheddar combos,
we got uh all the snacks. Oh hell yeah, dude,
we fucking snacked it up.

Speaker 6 (02:27:21):
What it was, but either way, and then we bought
a fucking pizza, pizza and wings from a place right
across the street.

Speaker 5 (02:27:27):
Amazing, so fucking good.

Speaker 2 (02:27:31):
All of it. I'm getting heartburd just listening to this.

Speaker 5 (02:27:34):
Yeah, we devoured all of that. We we took the
edibles at about five forty pm and then we we
ate all the food and then we knocked out at
about eight thirty.

Speaker 2 (02:27:48):
Then he missed the whole day.

Speaker 6 (02:27:51):
Then we went to sleep, and I set in an
alarm just to make sure that I didn't super oversleep,
and you know what, and we woke up.

Speaker 5 (02:28:01):
We went to sleep at eight forty five. You woke
up at two. No. Oh, we woke up at eight
thirty in the morning. So we slept for twelve hours.

Speaker 2 (02:28:12):
Oh that's nothing, I think loud.

Speaker 5 (02:28:15):
I haven't slept eight hours, eight hours in forever, pad
at six.

Speaker 2 (02:28:21):
To seven hours, sleep for twelve hours on any.

Speaker 5 (02:28:23):
Day, dude, I don't know how you do that.

Speaker 2 (02:28:25):
I don't know house.

Speaker 5 (02:28:27):
I can't think it. Good. No, my body doesn't do it.
I couldn't. I could stay up for forty eight hours
then fall asleep and not wake up.

Speaker 2 (02:28:35):
You know, lately I've been having Man, my sleep's have
been fucking awful lately. I don't even know what the
fuck is going on with me.

Speaker 5 (02:28:40):
Yeah, either way, besides that, we had we had good food.

Speaker 6 (02:28:45):
It was a lot of fun, very interesting, even like
the homeless people were wearing masks. I was, I was
telling Ricky, I was like, dude, there was some homeless
woman just sitting in a tent with a gas mask
on from like World War two, and I'm like respect
she does, What's.

Speaker 2 (02:29:00):
I'm like respect to you?

Speaker 5 (02:29:02):
But like I said, like yeah, I'm like that, this
is the furthest out of my comfort zone. I've gotten
all pandy And so comes Sunday. Well rather at least
two weeks after Sunday, then then I'll be more open
to it and ship like that. But I'm still taking
a test Wednesday just to make sure I'm good and whatnot,
because that's who I am.

Speaker 2 (02:29:22):
I'm trying to get my vaccine so we can actually
Steve and I were talking about going to Comic Palooza
in Houston.

Speaker 5 (02:29:30):
Yeah, dude, absolutely if you can get your vaccines and
like for further this thing along. That's literally how we
ended vaccine. So textas up in for business. Do I'll
getting into vaccine? No?

Speaker 2 (02:29:42):
I know, but you know I don't want to. I
mean I'm not gonna want like like no, no, we
go back to a bar, going to a bar where
I see the same people every fucking day as one thing,
but go into a convention center with like tens of
thousands of people is completely different.

Speaker 5 (02:30:05):
Yeah, I agree. My mom says, did you see the
troll end of the bridge? Is that a Seattle thing?
Is that? Kirk Cobaine?

Speaker 2 (02:30:31):
Oh wait, what I don't I don't understand it. Okay,
the mask Homas person is that? What's is that what
she's trying to.

Speaker 6 (02:30:42):
No, because I think I know what she's talking about.
There's a big troll under a bridge. I didn't know
where it was.

Speaker 2 (02:30:48):
It's like a story. Yeah, like you know how, there's
like you how to pay the troll toll?

Speaker 6 (02:30:56):
Like you know how, there's like skate parks under a bridge.
Sometimes there there there is a picture that I've seen
come up with a lot of people's traveling photos where
it's like a big troll made as cement, concrete, whatever.

Speaker 5 (02:31:08):
And I'm like, oh, okay, that's cool, and I think
it's in Seattle. I just never it's it's I don't
go for a lot of touristy things.

Speaker 2 (02:31:18):
I don't understand. You just you just you gotta.

Speaker 6 (02:31:21):
I was in the reason that I went was to
help my friend go and find apartments. And because they
they're very introverted, they don't like to go and do
things A boy themselves necessarily like I have nothing to do,
and I'm like, I'll go to fucking Seattle.

Speaker 2 (02:31:37):
So we went there and we.

Speaker 6 (02:31:39):
Made appointments and like like went to go see apartments
and stuff. But while we were there, we're like, all right,
well let's try and enjoy some Seattle ism, and and
she loves the whole gloomy, rainy bullshit.

Speaker 10 (02:31:51):
I hate it.

Speaker 5 (02:31:51):
I don't like it, but I like it as a
small change of pace, because it's not that that's something
that's like fun as a Californian.

Speaker 2 (02:31:59):
But if you're you know, if you live out there.

Speaker 6 (02:32:01):
Yeah, but certain people love it, they want to live
in it, and I'm like, great, I don't I hate it.

Speaker 2 (02:32:06):
I would find it. I'm somebody that would like that,
would would like it for like a year, and then
I'd be like, okay.

Speaker 5 (02:32:13):
Yeah, but I don't want to live there. Yeah, exactly
what I was there. Was there what said something that
you'd get sick out of it in months? There's no
way I could.

Speaker 2 (02:32:25):
Probably I could probably handle it for like a year
or two. Honestly, what handling it and enjoying it are different,
is one saying. So that's I think I would enjoy
it for months, and then I would hate it, and
then I would be okay, and then I well, and
then I just accept it, and then I'd be like
ok and then year two would be like, I want
to move back home.

Speaker 5 (02:32:44):
I was there four days.

Speaker 6 (02:32:46):
That was the Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I was over three
days actually, and I was like, Okay, I'm over this.

Speaker 2 (02:32:52):
I don't know, man, it's just we're so we're just
so lucky to be in such a great area to have,
you know, to easy weather all the time. Well yeah,
and here's the.

Speaker 6 (02:33:03):
Thing, Like everyone's built differently, and I am built, and
I'm lucky to have been born into Southern California.

Speaker 5 (02:33:12):
I am a Southern California person. Can I live other places?

Speaker 2 (02:33:16):
Sure? But do I like built? Where would you live
if you could cheat, if you could choose anywhere else?
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:33:29):
See, But here's also a caveat to that if you
have climate control.

Speaker 6 (02:33:36):
And I'm like, like, if you give me like a
billion dollars and you say, go live in Alaska, I
can fucking live in Alaska.

Speaker 9 (02:33:44):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:33:44):
But I'm just saying, like, who's gonna give you a
billion dollars to live in Alaska? People in Alaska. Want
to live in Alaska.

Speaker 6 (02:33:50):
I don't have climate control here. I have an air
conditioner and a fan and a heater, and with those
three things, I can live in southern California. Yeah, I
makes me live somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (02:34:00):
It's in your home.

Speaker 5 (02:34:03):
Good clime of control.

Speaker 7 (02:34:05):
I need it.

Speaker 2 (02:34:05):
I need the sun, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (02:34:07):
So like I control the sun.

Speaker 2 (02:34:09):
Yes, going back to Alaska.

Speaker 6 (02:34:11):
Actually I might even take that back because don't they
have like thirty days a night and vampires?

Speaker 2 (02:34:16):
Yeah? Yeah it also they have thirty don't they do?
Don't they doesn't the sun stays out for like fucking
three days. They're like twenty eight days or something like
that too.

Speaker 5 (02:34:28):
But with that, they have blackout blinds, which I actually
really want no matter what, regardless, I want black help.

Speaker 2 (02:34:35):
Here's the thing is, they have these things. This is
a real thing. They call them happy lights in uh
in Alaska because uh people get so depressed that it's
dark for thirty days. But they that that's when people start.
The suicide rate is so much higher when that happens.

Speaker 6 (02:34:52):
That makes sense, So, which is which is why it's
so fucking hind Seattle. Yeah, yeah, I live in southern California.
Southern California.

Speaker 2 (02:35:02):
So well being killed himself in California, so I feel
like it was a linger Seattle. I thought he killed yeah,
Washingt d Oh, why why would you choose to live
there unless you were wanted to be miserable? Right art
a melodramatic our.

Speaker 6 (02:35:24):
Music exactly, But yeah, no, So that was the main
reason for the trip, and then I just I tried
to enjoy myself as much as possible.

Speaker 5 (02:35:34):
And the main highlights besides you know, just being out
there and being in a different scenery were like literally
the food. The food there was amazing.

Speaker 2 (02:35:42):
Yeah, I mean, uh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:35:45):
I lovely on a plane, but not doing that soon.

Speaker 2 (02:35:49):
Yeah, I mean, but but we like I I feel
like I could live and I would like to live
in certain places for like just a year at a time,
you know, like if I, if I had an opportunity
or if you know, hypothetic.

Speaker 6 (02:36:07):
You and I are the same in that aspect where
I think we would love to be able to just
be like, all right, I'm gonna spend a year over
here and then a year in a different continent or
a different country, and here.

Speaker 5 (02:36:21):
I don't know why, I don't nothing holding you back.

Speaker 2 (02:36:25):
You guys want to get every opportunity Bruce Jingles money.
What you guys want to talk to Bruce Jingles? No
right now? Okay, all right, I'll decline it. I'll just.

Speaker 5 (02:36:41):
I mean, it would just be a very weird veer.

Speaker 2 (02:36:44):
I don't know if you want to go, I don't
just call me right now. I'll call him back. Uh.

Speaker 5 (02:36:49):
The biggest thing stopping is Rickie is money one I have.
I have handled my finances well enough, but I did
that was probably the biggest thing that I like. Bulk
thing that I spent my money was the Invisi line.
And now I want to get a job and start.

Speaker 2 (02:37:07):
Doing that again.

Speaker 9 (02:37:09):
Findsmad jobs down here, Pandy.

Speaker 6 (02:37:11):
First Force and foremost, Like I was saying, like I
wouldn't have done this if I didn't get my first shot,
and I'm like, feel safer.

Speaker 2 (02:37:18):
You should have been doing fucking well whatever. Never mind,
I guess I don't know I would if I were you,
I would have been just doing like private gigs and stuff.

Speaker 6 (02:37:29):
My biggest thing is and I understand like some of
my friends and I understand, but I don't agree with
them necessarily, but I understand why they were different.

Speaker 5 (02:37:37):
Is my whole family is here. I have seen them,
but we are not like always together. And so my
biggest thing is always been like, if I go out
and do live my life quote unquote and end up
catching something and pass it on, that's the biggest thing.
But if I live here and all my family were

(02:37:57):
in a different area, it'd be entirely different.

Speaker 2 (02:37:59):
Do I How often do you visit your parents? Not
very often?

Speaker 5 (02:38:04):
No, dude, we just fucking saw each other.

Speaker 6 (02:38:07):
We there's not a month that goes by that I
don't see them, but we don't like being crazy and
just like everyone goes and live their lives and comes
back back.

Speaker 5 (02:38:15):
And you know, infects each other. Plus like we just
have old people in our family. Plus we also lost
people like they died, So there's that. Yeah, in the
same way, I can't go out of that.

Speaker 6 (02:38:35):
Yeah, there's a difference between Like it was just me,
I probably would be a lot. It would be easier
for me to live, just go out and live my
life morally. Yeah, I mean, I'm talking about it. Obviously
it wasn't for a pandemic.

Speaker 2 (02:38:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:38:48):
More, I mean if it was for me and I
you know, I went in a pandemic and I didn't
have a wife, and you know shit like that, Like
I had one hundred percent go live in Amsterdam and
just work a fucking odd drop in a pizza place
and find my way through for sure.

Speaker 6 (02:39:02):
Like my job has asked me back multiple times, and
like if I had opportunities to do things. But I mean, granted,
I've been good financially, but not fulfilled as far as
what I want to do or anything like that. And
so now I'm gonna start getting back into that because
I can feel better about leaving my house.

Speaker 5 (02:39:25):
Yeah, this is you know I'm talking about.

Speaker 9 (02:39:30):
Honestly, you know it wasn't for a pandemic, but yes,
I understand that it's the world we obviously live in.

Speaker 2 (02:39:36):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 5 (02:39:39):
Let me put it this way for you.

Speaker 6 (02:39:43):
Just about everyone in your very oddly, just about everyone
except for you has caught COVID in your family, yes
you with the face, yeah me, just about everyone in
your family has caught COVID. Let's just let's just make
a scenario where where somebody in your family caught COVID

(02:40:07):
and they found out it was because of you, and
then they died.

Speaker 2 (02:40:10):
How would you feel, I mean, they couldn't prove it
was because of me. There's so many fun what if.

Speaker 5 (02:40:17):
It was most likely that doesn't matter. Okay, I'm not
giving you that. I'm literally telling you this, that they
got COVID and they found it it was because of you.

Speaker 2 (02:40:29):
Okay. I didn't physically choke my grandparents to death. They
just sing. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying I wouldn't
feel guilty about it because that just happens. Everyone gets sick. Okay.

Speaker 5 (02:40:42):
Well, that's the difference between us. That's a difference between us.

Speaker 2 (02:40:46):
I didn't you know, I didn't stand over that. I
didn't fucking smother them with a pillow. Just I lived
a life and and that's what happened. That's okay, And
that's a difference.

Speaker 6 (02:40:58):
Yeah, we're having a conversation with different some opinions there.

Speaker 5 (02:41:04):
I wouldn't feel okay, Okay, yeah me either. Cool, moving on.

Speaker 6 (02:41:14):
There actually wasn't a lot of fucking so I'm gonna
just dive into the biggest things one of them.

Speaker 5 (02:41:21):
Thank you, mister Mefisto. What about mister Fristo?

Speaker 2 (02:41:25):
I allow.

Speaker 6 (02:41:29):
Is WandaVision season finale and presumably the series finale as well. Also, uh, well, no,
I guess that's it's probably better to just jump it
straight into that because all of this was just kind
of filler, but we were running the canon is.

Speaker 5 (02:41:44):
So if you haven't seen WandaVision, now is your time
to get out. If you are listening, if you're watching,
thank you very much and we will see you next week.

Speaker 2 (02:41:55):
Well, we probably won't talk about.

Speaker 5 (02:41:57):
WandaVision, I would imagine, but Falcon in the Winter Soldier
is coming up, so let's get into some Wanda Vision talking.

(02:42:17):
So we have finally gotten the wrap up of this series,
y'all season at least, but most likely series Jesus Christ.
I will say this, I love it for a multitude
of reasons, one of the being that it didn't just say, hey, all.

Speaker 2 (02:42:39):
Those theories that you guys had, they're true.

Speaker 5 (02:42:42):
No, they told their story, and they told it well
in my opinion for the most part.

Speaker 6 (02:42:49):
There's there's I'm gonna say this, my biggest bone to
pick is a bone Er. Yeah, I agree with that
hashtag Fuck you Ralph Boner. That's my biggest grape with
this entire series.

Speaker 5 (02:43:07):
What why would you even choose him?

Speaker 9 (02:43:09):
Like literally anybody else?

Speaker 1 (02:43:11):
Really?

Speaker 6 (02:43:11):
Come on, So for the for people that, for whatever reason,
haven't caught on the entire casting of Evan Peters as
their Quicksilver replacement as this character oh yeah, oh that
was his name, Ralph Boner, and then revealing him to
be I went, ah, except somebody named Ralph Boner who

(02:43:35):
was an actor.

Speaker 5 (02:43:37):
I just I can't fathom why that who thought that
was the best, Like it was like, that's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (02:43:43):
No.

Speaker 2 (02:43:45):
I had just done a podcast with Steven Matt telling
them that I'm like, I'm telling you, the guys, this
is not going to be anything more than just some
fucking uh you know, uh just some uh sorry it
here the what's the word I'm looking for? I don't know.
Just they just want to like shock They want to

(02:44:06):
just you know, like a shock value thing. It was
just kind of like some experimental casting to kind of
just put, you know, just to throw you off their
fucking radar, right, And I'm yeah, I'm explaining this, and
then and and Steve's like, no, I'm pretty sure they're
gonna tie it in blah blah blah. And then and
then he literally text me the next day as we

(02:44:27):
both watched WandaVision together or like at the same time,
and he texted me, he goes, Okay, I's wrong.

Speaker 5 (02:44:34):
But that's the thing. I honestly didn't need him to
be some grand character would.

Speaker 6 (02:44:39):
Have loved it because we all we all thought it
was a thing, but to just kind of slap the
audience in the face of like, no, he's not only
no one, he's also some a character named Ralph boner bon.

Speaker 5 (02:44:52):
It's a joke. They set us all up for a
dick joke with Evan Peters quicksilver.

Speaker 2 (02:44:59):
Yeah, that was the payout. Technically his name is a
dick joke too, right, Peter Peters never mind. I don't know.
I haven't heard it. I haven't heard anyone called dicko
Peter since nineteen forty.

Speaker 5 (02:45:11):
I guess I haven't no comedy in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (02:45:14):
Casey, I'm I'm really I'm running out of fuel here.

Speaker 5 (02:45:27):
But no, I wanted to start with that. That was
my grievance.

Speaker 6 (02:45:30):
Besides that, I'm actually very very happy with a lot
of the stuff that they gave us. I believe that
a lot of the theories that are out there may
still come to fruition. However, they were not paid off.
I guess in the series itself. However, the series did start,

(02:45:50):
keep going and end in a strong manner in my
opinion because as a series review, as opposed to just
that one episode, because now we can talk about everything
as a whole. Personally, I liked that we got two,
but I would have preferred three episodes up front because
that's literally what it takes. I think for anyone that's

(02:46:11):
not fully invested you us three are invested in any
MCU property, I believe as of right, as of at
least the beginning of this where you give us anything,
because one we're in the pandy two, which is like
give us anything, and they gave us two episodes, and
we're like, I want to look more into this, but
it's weird.

Speaker 2 (02:46:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:46:32):
Then the third one came and then we started understanding.
Then the fourth one came, and of course it kind
of just opened up everything. But I think I want
to talk about this really quick. The timeline of these
is really weird because originally this was supposed to be
the fourth thing coming out after endgame, but they switched

(02:46:53):
it to the first after the pandemic started. And I'm
saying pandemic just so everyone understands that it Pandy is
good for short form, but originally it was supposed to
be Black Widow came out, then I believe Falcon and
the Winter Soldier, then the Eternals, and then WandaVision, which.

Speaker 2 (02:47:12):
Is also weird because at least the first three.

Speaker 5 (02:47:15):
But WandaVision takes place before A Spider Man Far from Home,
which came out in before them, like in twenty twenty
or no, twenty nineteen, right, yeah, or early.

Speaker 2 (02:47:27):
I don't remember before yeah, summer twenty nineteen.

Speaker 6 (02:47:31):
Yeah, And so I find that so interesting because that
takes place after WandaVision, which was supposed to be fourth
but is now first, but then still after but takes
place before well it's anfusing.

Speaker 2 (02:47:42):
But they never actually reference what the dates are specifically.
So like when I was watching like a New rock
Stars thing, they were talking about this being the year
twenty twenty four.

Speaker 6 (02:47:57):
So basically what it was was the thing that they
confirmed was that it was at least when when Monica
Rambo is Monica the yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:48:08):
I gotta I gotta send you, I gotta send you
something that that you gotta play Unica.

Speaker 5 (02:48:15):
Uh, when she when she came back after the the
the blip. I guess they call it. So the snap
took people away, the blip brought them back.

Speaker 2 (02:48:22):
I guess, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:48:24):
Uh, that was she came back to sword three weeks
after according to this show, three weeks after that happened.
So that's three weeks after endgame.

Speaker 2 (02:48:35):
And then when when I heard.

Speaker 5 (02:48:37):
This is three weeks after the endgame, and then went
into into uh Westview some like very shortly after that,
so three weeks plus some days. Uh, And then so
you have that and then wand Division as a whole
takes place over like six or seven.

Speaker 2 (02:48:56):
I'm gonna send on uh on the private cool.

Speaker 5 (02:49:01):
So, so entire blip back is the SBR snap back
to reality. Oh oh, the goes gravity grab grabbit, like
my shirt? Who's this? Who's it? Who's it? We'll get
division stuff. But yeah, I'm looking on the thing real quick.
Uh do you want me to play it?

Speaker 2 (02:49:26):
Yeah? But it's funny, give me a second.

Speaker 5 (02:49:29):
Put it over here. That's a giant fucking link.

Speaker 2 (02:49:36):
I don't know. It's a TikTok monica.

Speaker 10 (02:49:40):
I see what you did. You're lucky, you cool Jimmy,
But don't get too familiar.

Speaker 2 (02:49:46):
Let it play again. Let's move, Monica.

Speaker 5 (02:49:51):
I see what.

Speaker 10 (02:49:52):
You're lucky, you cool Jimmy, but don't get too familiar.

Speaker 4 (02:50:00):
Let's move, Monica.

Speaker 10 (02:50:03):
I see what you did.

Speaker 2 (02:50:05):
I don't understand that. Yeah, I get it, Monica, my Nica, Monica.

Speaker 10 (02:50:15):
You're lucky, you cool Jimmy, but don't get too familiar.

Speaker 2 (02:50:21):
Let's move, Monica.

Speaker 10 (02:50:25):
I see what.

Speaker 2 (02:50:29):
No one I get it because you said it very slowly.
But and the way he looks at her just made
me made me laugh.

Speaker 5 (02:50:44):
He's a comedy a couple of weeks. Guys, you gonna
break that is.

Speaker 2 (02:50:58):
Whatever me and my black friend tell me. Huh, I
said whatever. Me and my black friend laughed about it
for hours.

Speaker 5 (02:51:05):
I'm sure. I'm sure. Oh good, my mom got it.

Speaker 2 (02:51:13):
Yeah, good for you, mom jokes.

Speaker 5 (02:51:19):
That's that's cool.

Speaker 2 (02:51:21):
I honestly thought you guys would think that was funnier
than I didn't get it. I get it, but then
I got it.

Speaker 5 (02:51:28):
Was like harp percent with you, guys. I still don't
get it. What let me get it?

Speaker 2 (02:51:37):
Okay, look up, look, dame meme.

Speaker 5 (02:51:42):
What I've never seen training day?

Speaker 2 (02:51:45):
Jeez, I just watched it this morning.

Speaker 5 (02:51:50):
Well there's a answer.

Speaker 2 (02:51:52):
Oh my god, man, it's between the two of you.
I swear to God old let me, let me, let me,
let me see if I can get at the right time.
I want to shoy this. I'm gonna take another shot
of tequila to go wake my eads up.

Speaker 5 (02:52:11):
All right, hold on, hold on, post them off that much.

Speaker 10 (02:52:15):
You trained it, don't get too familiar.

Speaker 2 (02:52:23):
Look look at his face.

Speaker 5 (02:52:27):
It's basically the same as let me see if I
can get there. It's jack your chance, my nigga. Monica, Monica, Monica,

(02:52:54):
are you serious?

Speaker 8 (02:52:55):
You?

Speaker 2 (02:52:56):
Are you serious? Right now?

Speaker 9 (02:52:59):
That's a that is that training day?

Speaker 2 (02:53:01):
Getting it right now? No, I mean you're just understanding
that joke right now.

Speaker 5 (02:53:09):
Sorry, Ryan, I don't see race.

Speaker 2 (02:53:15):
I need to shot. I shot.

Speaker 5 (02:53:21):
Have you seen training, Yes, But I'm just saying like
it's it's it's so such a reach for that, Monica.
It's not difficult. It's not even said weird.

Speaker 2 (02:53:33):
Okay, but I'm okay on black Twitter, Monica is like,
is the white way you would say that to somebody? Okay?

Speaker 5 (02:53:49):
You just.

Speaker 2 (02:53:52):
That's the ongoing joke is well, you know, Monica.

Speaker 5 (02:53:55):
I guess I'll say I'm sorry, I'm not racist.

Speaker 2 (02:53:58):
I mean, hang on, hang on, it's in the other room.

Speaker 5 (02:54:05):
Why the funk would you instgate a shot?

Speaker 4 (02:54:08):
Not a.

Speaker 5 (02:54:12):
Jeers Garrett, I'll cheerse you, Doug. Thanks someone, Well, I
will wait for him so we can drink thing. But yeah,
Jud's back.

Speaker 14 (02:54:20):
Hey, so Judy, She's like, I've seen too much Jeeps
putting his grape dicken.

Speaker 8 (02:54:41):
He tells me to make noise. I'm just like, oh,
but I'm thinking Jeeves telling me.

Speaker 2 (02:54:55):
Twistern't think that's weird.

Speaker 8 (02:55:06):
Every tent I want to fuck me.

Speaker 2 (02:55:09):
I'm just very just supported nice. For the last time
I was satisfied. I'm talking to my friends. No, no, no, no, no, no,

(02:55:37):
oh no, no, what here for this? I said, sometimes
you got to remind the hen who the rooster is.

Speaker 5 (02:55:52):
Sorry, I thought I had a better while. It's been
a while since rising. Just get out of here, Get
out of here.

Speaker 2 (02:56:12):
None of this. That's my wife, Judy. How dare you?
It feels amazing what happened for him, and it's it's
very weird.

Speaker 5 (02:56:24):
You know, one none of this salute.

Speaker 3 (02:56:30):
Guys.

Speaker 5 (02:56:31):
Yes you can I take a shot with the guys.

Speaker 2 (02:56:37):
Yes, dude, do it. I'm gonna tell you now.

Speaker 5 (02:56:40):
Yeah, she's not gonna let me.

Speaker 2 (02:56:43):
No no, no, no, right now, you need to say
yes or no. I haven't taken it yet.

Speaker 5 (02:56:48):
No, we're good, We're good, We're good.

Speaker 2 (02:56:51):
Just upset about it.

Speaker 5 (02:56:55):
I see, just staying in the comments. She said, yeah,
you can tell you can do it?

Speaker 2 (02:57:03):
All right, Well, I guess I do it. Run back
there you go? All right? Yeah, s's Ricky shot with doubles.

Speaker 5 (02:57:18):
Go double go, double go.

Speaker 2 (02:57:22):
Shout out to Justine. I wish I had more satellites.
I love Sandite. I stop it cool.

Speaker 5 (02:57:48):
I don't even know what you were saying, but I
bet it was funny. I don't know either way. Ricky
is gonna come back within like a few minutes. I
bet you he's talking to Justine right now. Yeah you thought,
are you sure? No? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:58:07):
Oh the screwball though?

Speaker 4 (02:58:14):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (02:58:16):
All right, everybody, what.

Speaker 5 (02:58:19):
What do you poured it?

Speaker 2 (02:58:20):
We'll do it ready.

Speaker 5 (02:58:21):
I want to hear anything about snoring tonight. Okay, no.

Speaker 2 (02:58:26):
At all.

Speaker 5 (02:58:27):
Punch him in the face if he snores it.

Speaker 2 (02:58:30):
Not in the other room, thought, who yeah, let's go.

Speaker 5 (02:58:59):
If you they don't have that song on the new
fucking movie I'm out there.

Speaker 2 (02:59:14):
Was a version of it. If you listen to the
trailer they're they're doing.

Speaker 5 (02:59:18):
A version I don't want. I don't want to I
want that.

Speaker 6 (02:59:24):
I am wholeheartedly behind this because one in first and foremost,
they have that that trend where it's just a different
version of a popular song slowed down.

Speaker 5 (02:59:34):
But because it was Mortal Kombat that it slowed. It's
like din dn didn't dn'.

Speaker 2 (02:59:43):
And I was like, no, do it just go full
fucking yeah, But they didn't.

Speaker 5 (02:59:57):
You can't like that song, man so fucking good.

Speaker 2 (03:00:01):
I swear to God, I will, I will.

Speaker 6 (03:00:04):
I will literally pay to see that three times at
least if there's something like nineties techno that makes you
just want to rip somebody's spine.

Speaker 5 (03:00:11):
Out, you know, because it was the best. Dude, you
give me some Mortal comment, you give me some Sandstorm bruh,
oh damn.

Speaker 2 (03:00:19):
Sandstorm back blade, fucking Prodigy bro to to this day
Prodigy did.

Speaker 6 (03:00:27):
But to this day, my favorite mashup was this Sandstorm
Blade mix with like a bunch of other Ship and
I like, it's an eight minute mix and I fucking
love it.

Speaker 2 (03:00:37):
Hold on what it is? Sandstorm Blade versus.

Speaker 5 (03:00:41):
Sandstorm versus Blade versus Blow your Mind versus Zombie Nation
is amazing and it is a no, it's twenty six minutes.
It's amazing YouTube video right there. Pretty like if you're

(03:01:02):
not pumped, I dare you to not be pumped after
you listen to this song. Like Ryan just grabs Judy's leg,
He's like, you know what, I think we're gonna fuck
right now? Why Sandstorm, that's why. So you have genitals.

Speaker 2 (03:01:19):
Listen to this ninety second now and tell me you
aren't hype. Bro, tell me you're not hype.

Speaker 5 (03:01:37):
And I need to get told.

Speaker 1 (03:01:38):
I'm not going.

Speaker 2 (03:01:41):
Baby Yoda, Baby Yoda, Baby Yoda, Baby Yoda. If you
aren't the yoa, you should watch the show on can Yeah,
we need to make that a clip.

Speaker 5 (03:02:02):
That's the blade part.

Speaker 2 (03:02:05):
At uh at three hours and four minutes. I can't
even see it.

Speaker 5 (03:02:12):
We had three oh two.

Speaker 2 (03:02:13):
I know the reason.

Speaker 5 (03:02:15):
I'll be honest, we didn't have a lot of entertainment
news and all. Honest, I just want I missed my friends.

Speaker 2 (03:02:21):
I think we made the entertainment duds.

Speaker 5 (03:02:25):
Are you not entertained?

Speaker 2 (03:02:26):
Hey, my voice is back. Looked at tequila made it,
help made it made it work. Yeah we are so.
You dudes are out of your minds.

Speaker 5 (03:02:39):
If you're so tuning in right now. I mean, thank you.
First of all, we fucking love you. I I gave
up on the listener part of it everview.

Speaker 6 (03:02:47):
But I mean, honestly, if you tune into this, I
feel like you tune in for a specific reason.

Speaker 5 (03:02:52):
This is this is the fucking raising.

Speaker 2 (03:03:15):
Jackson's signature. That's right there, Randy Jackson, sire. You guys,

(03:03:36):
I missed when we had home cast here at my house.

Speaker 5 (03:03:39):
You're gonna pop Ryan's wife, dude, Yeah, dude, once we're
all vaccinated, bro, bring your wife, bring her over here.

Speaker 2 (03:03:48):
Well, I'm not sure. I'm not sure she can get
the vaccine. You know, how many holes does she have? Zero?

Speaker 5 (03:03:55):
Why is she zero?

Speaker 2 (03:03:57):
But but if if you get into it, if they
give her the vaccine, she'll no longer be alive. That's
also true.

Speaker 6 (03:04:05):
She's actually one of the few few people that could
be like, if they give me the vaccine, I will
actually die.

Speaker 2 (03:04:11):
Yeah, that's true. That's true. You know we're in love though,
all right. I'm happy.

Speaker 5 (03:04:22):
Myself and my Katana are very happy for you. Randy
Jackson's katana. Yeah, well he signed it.

Speaker 2 (03:04:33):
We weren't talking about division, were we.

Speaker 9 (03:04:35):
We were yeah, quand division.

Speaker 5 (03:04:52):
So first and foremost, I believe every Emmy and every
Golden Globe and every award for TV shows should be
given to both Katherine Hahn and Sabeth Olsen.

Speaker 2 (03:05:01):
Yeah, because there I I.

Speaker 6 (03:05:03):
Honestly feel guilty for the fact that I have been
well first and I was starting to Ricky. I was like,
Catherine Hant hasn't done a ton before this on her
I am to be at least, but I'm like, she
was fucking great, Like her first real big film was
with Matthew McConaughey in a fucking rom com like in
in like the early or late two thousand era, which

(03:05:27):
one U I have to look it up again. But
I was just like, she hasn't been on the scene
very very like long before she blew up because she
was there. Then another thing, then Anchorman, then.

Speaker 2 (03:05:38):
Then okay, actually that's uh, that's been fifteen fucking years. Okay,
Well I am you know, I am. I am in
a long time, so get over it. You're in your thirties. Uh,
everything happened in the early two thousands.

Speaker 5 (03:05:54):
I literally said that, So how here two thousand and three,
then two thousand and four, She's not that long a decade, blessed,
But I said the years. So how to Lose a
Guy in Ten Days was like her first real trill.

Speaker 2 (03:06:13):
That's what I thought it was. How to Lose a
Guy in ten Days came out in two thousand and threes.

Speaker 5 (03:06:17):
That's what you thought it was.

Speaker 2 (03:06:18):
We were thirteen, you thought that was what it was.

Speaker 5 (03:06:21):
Ryan.

Speaker 2 (03:06:22):
We were in middle school. That's when we hung out.

Speaker 5 (03:06:25):
That's what you thought it was. That's when we had
our first be It.

Speaker 2 (03:06:28):
Really was what I thought it was. That's why I
asked which one.

Speaker 5 (03:06:31):
I've never seen that movie. Uh.

Speaker 7 (03:06:36):
Then she was an.

Speaker 6 (03:06:39):
Then she was Anger Man two, then four, then she
was in Step Brother in two about and eight, and
then she just fucking kept blowing up.

Speaker 5 (03:06:46):
Good for her, Jesus. Yeah, Ryan is finally found someone
loves Christ. My wife is not watching anymore. And they

(03:07:17):
ride from two thousand and three? Can see you now?

Speaker 2 (03:07:23):
Yeah? Keep going, he'd be proud you guys. A little show.

Speaker 7 (03:07:45):
So long, Judy, he's wearing the red.

Speaker 9 (03:08:08):
Chaos. Use that chaos magic chaos?

Speaker 2 (03:08:15):
Oh yeah, Uh, why is this guy?

Speaker 5 (03:08:17):
Whatch you guys do it?

Speaker 8 (03:08:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:08:19):
My god? That felt good.

Speaker 5 (03:08:22):
I'm sure it did.

Speaker 2 (03:08:24):
I haven't had any magic in.

Speaker 5 (03:08:26):
A while, any chaos in a while, you have a
lot of chaos.

Speaker 2 (03:08:33):
Oh yeah, he's chaosand yeah, a lot of magic. There's
a lot of chaos.

Speaker 5 (03:08:39):
I feel you. I don't understand. I still you and
Christina didn't tell me. Why does the female blow up
doll not have a hole? And why does the male
blow doll not have a dick?

Speaker 2 (03:08:50):
I told you? How dare you assume the blow up
doll's genders because we're genitalea, whether they're not finary, okay, okay,
their non binary, their bisexual, non binary, and they're polyamorous. Okay,
that's that's why.

Speaker 5 (03:09:09):
Great, But what's the point?

Speaker 2 (03:09:15):
How dare you assume that their point that that the
lives don't matter? Are you? Are you trying to insinuate
that blow up lives don't matter?

Speaker 5 (03:09:32):
Fuck yourself?

Speaker 2 (03:09:34):
You know, I didn't know where that was from for
the longest time until I just rewatched Tropic Thunder. Really,
I just rewatched it like two days ago. Yeah, show
them out. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (03:09:55):
I really, as a curious person, I want to know
what the point is of of.

Speaker 2 (03:09:59):
Love doll doesn't of my wife, and I'm very upset
about it. Yeah, Bill L I don't know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (03:10:07):
What blow up? What blow up lives? Oh wait Bill, and.

Speaker 9 (03:10:17):
I want to acquit it to that.

Speaker 2 (03:10:20):
L U l e U l M you blow up
up lives matter?

Speaker 5 (03:10:25):
Okay, yeah bloom for c.

Speaker 2 (03:10:33):
U.

Speaker 5 (03:10:33):
Let's just blow up lives matter A. So it could
be boma.

Speaker 2 (03:10:40):
Why an a? What are we Canadian?

Speaker 5 (03:10:42):
I can say?

Speaker 2 (03:10:43):
What is there?

Speaker 10 (03:10:43):
Name there?

Speaker 2 (03:10:44):
Yeah? Dragon Ball?

Speaker 5 (03:10:46):
No, we got we're doing the vision.

Speaker 2 (03:10:51):
What Jesus?

Speaker 5 (03:10:53):
This is so.

Speaker 2 (03:10:55):
Three hours into this and yes, wa division was awesome.

Speaker 5 (03:10:59):
Lots of stuff happened.

Speaker 2 (03:11:01):
At least everyone's got an idea of what it's like
to actually hang out with us three. I think they
if they want, this is exactly what it came down to.
It was just just us taking shots and me sucking
her over the blow up doll. My wife, I'm offended.

Speaker 5 (03:11:17):
I'm offended about what I said. Yeah, I just offended myself.

Speaker 2 (03:11:24):
Yeah, my wife, excuse me? Where do you go now?
I can't what the fuck? I hope you're not fucking
the cat?

Speaker 5 (03:11:39):
I am not, but she's rubbing my leg. I think
she wants to go out so long c l N. Yeah,
I mean, if you talk about you want a vision.

Speaker 2 (03:12:01):
We've been trying, have you though, Yeah, my wife just
keep saying a rupting but.

Speaker 5 (03:12:12):
Stop watching.

Speaker 2 (03:12:18):
Christina just said thank you and thank Pumpcast for your donations.
Oh nice, Yeah she got the things. That's awesome.

Speaker 15 (03:12:27):
Welcome huh oh no, she mess She messed me, both
of us. I guess Okay, cool, Yeah, that's awesome. Thank you,
Ricky in the.

Speaker 2 (03:12:42):
Name of damn.

Speaker 5 (03:12:44):
I mean, I didn't get it, but it's cool.

Speaker 2 (03:12:47):
She doesn't.

Speaker 5 (03:12:47):
First of all, you don't have Facebook. She sent it
to us on Facebook. Fuck Facebook?

Speaker 2 (03:12:52):
Okay, yeah, fuck Batman.

Speaker 5 (03:12:55):
Anyway, I started watching Titans by the way.

Speaker 2 (03:12:59):
Yeah, I know we talked last week. You said you
heard it, want a vision. I saw Jojo Rabbit on
the plane. That's amazing.

Speaker 5 (03:13:12):
You never seen it for the first time on a plane.

Speaker 2 (03:13:16):
I can't even both of you anymore, Like, are do
you even watch movies at all?

Speaker 9 (03:13:22):
I see through the Rabbit.

Speaker 5 (03:13:23):
It's the weirdest thing, dude. Okay.

Speaker 6 (03:13:25):
I wanted to watch Jojo Rabbit as soon as I
saw the first trailer and upset me so much.

Speaker 2 (03:13:32):
You know what, hold on? You know what happens when
you guys go You guys, you need to watch this movie.
I go watch that movie, and then the two of
you just let movies just go. Jojo Rabbit's been out
for three fucking years. You just barely start on a plane.

Speaker 5 (03:13:49):
Here's how it goes.

Speaker 10 (03:13:50):
Now.

Speaker 5 (03:13:50):
I think we should agree upon this and you can
change it. But this is my my idea. If one
of us says you need to watch a movie, we
have two weeks to watch that movie. Should we agree
upon this? Take a vote?

Speaker 2 (03:14:03):
Yes, Ricky?

Speaker 5 (03:14:07):
Sure, yeah, I'm not going.

Speaker 2 (03:14:12):
There's the thing.

Speaker 10 (03:14:13):
You can say.

Speaker 2 (03:14:14):
It's a great movie, and I hate both of you.
Just dudezy training Day? But what are you talking about?
I've seen Training Day. I'm telling you, why can't you
watch Training Day? It's on Netflix. It's literally on Netflix
any fucking time.

Speaker 5 (03:14:32):
This is what I'm saying, Ricky. Ricky is saying he
doesn't want to, and that's fine.

Speaker 6 (03:14:36):
I can tell you if if if Ryan says watch
this movie and I says I've seen it and I don't,
or I've seen the things I don't want to, could
I change my mind?

Speaker 2 (03:14:44):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (03:14:44):
But does that stand? Also? Yes?

Speaker 2 (03:14:47):
How are you gonna have a about how you have
a podcast about entertainment and movies and not even give
any movie a chance.

Speaker 6 (03:14:55):
Clearly you're jumping to conclusions. I'm asking Ricky, you don't
want to. I watched Training Day, question Mark.

Speaker 5 (03:15:02):
I've never heard of it or seen it. I'm not interested.

Speaker 2 (03:15:06):
What do you mean you've never heard of it? We
quoted how many times when we were kids.

Speaker 7 (03:15:12):
Not me.

Speaker 9 (03:15:13):
I never got it.

Speaker 2 (03:15:14):
Oh my god, it's one of the best Denzel movies
like ever?

Speaker 9 (03:15:22):
Was Jackie Channing Training Day?

Speaker 2 (03:15:25):
Oh my god, bro, what was that clip? I just saw?
What do you not remember? The clip was from? That
was from fucking from Rush Hour?

Speaker 9 (03:15:38):
The fucking thing about that?

Speaker 5 (03:15:40):
Then, my grandmother.

Speaker 9 (03:15:45):
I don't get it why I was Training Day and
Jackie chan completely unrelated in movies?

Speaker 2 (03:15:51):
Because I was telling Garrett. I was trying to tell
Garrett to pull up another clip, but he pulled up
Jackie Chan. I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (03:15:58):
Okay, all right, well I don't And now I understand that.
I guess, what's up Monica? What does Training Day have
to do with that fucking Monica thing? In the beginning?
Is there any correlation?

Speaker 2 (03:16:11):
Because because I was trying to get you to get
the joke, and there's the part where Ethan Hawk gets
in the car and he says, I'll do whatever you
want me to do. And then and then uh, Denzel
looks at him and he says, you know, I'm not
gonna say it. Okay, what does that?

Speaker 8 (03:16:32):
What?

Speaker 2 (03:16:33):
What is it that I was trying to fucking play
for you? And there's a gift that we've even sent
to each other that you've never even seen. You don't
ever even seen that movie gift A cigarette hate out
of his mouth and he turns in the car and

(03:16:53):
he says.

Speaker 5 (03:16:53):
That, no, never seen that. He says, Monica, Monica. He says,
Monica Monica. Yeah, I'm putting emphasides in the sea mon Nica.
You said it already, Garrett, it's too late.

Speaker 2 (03:17:12):
No, I'm I'm, I'm, I'm I have it in my head.
It's Monica. Just everyone's Claire Monica.

Speaker 5 (03:17:19):
Good thing we're alive.

Speaker 2 (03:17:21):
You got age? YEO.

Speaker 5 (03:17:23):
I don't know, I don't know how it sounds to you.
I'm saying, Monica.

Speaker 2 (03:17:27):
God, I'm just upset that you've never seen training Day.

Speaker 6 (03:17:30):
It's kind of bugging me that Ryan's baiting us into
this so bad. I'm like, I didn't hear in the
first place. But he's like no, it's there.

Speaker 5 (03:17:39):
But yeah, I didn't I get that whatsoever at all.

Speaker 2 (03:17:43):
Well, at least I got Garrett to say the N word.
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (03:17:46):
I said Monica, and you can go look off you're
the racist one.

Speaker 2 (03:17:50):
Oh no, fight me. I guess I'm not. But you
can fight me whitecause I'm black.

Speaker 5 (03:18:02):
Our best friend's black.

Speaker 2 (03:18:07):
Garrett. Come on, what all right, I'll take over this show.
What's up, guys? Welcome to the Not Racist, Not Sexist
Now with Ryan d Okay.

Speaker 5 (03:18:23):
I don't know about that second part, but the first part.

Speaker 2 (03:18:25):
Yeah, can I still hear you? If I'm just looking
at myself? This sucks. I don't like this show. It's
like it's like this, this could be a show. It's
like I got one. You're like the devil and dangel

(03:18:45):
on my shoulder, only you're both devils. About that.

Speaker 5 (03:18:53):
We're both Mephisto, is what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (03:18:57):
Yeah, Hello, I'm gonna still your ask.

Speaker 5 (03:19:00):
We'll move on, okay, Jesus Christ uh anyway back to
Wanda Vision.

Speaker 2 (03:19:11):
And we still try to do that Holy ship.

Speaker 9 (03:19:15):
So I just want to say, first of all, I'm
more pissed about the fact that like Wandering White Vision
just like my life is a lie, and then he's
just fucking he's gone.

Speaker 5 (03:19:25):
Now White Visions is.

Speaker 2 (03:19:26):
Going, dude, White Vision.

Speaker 5 (03:19:28):
Okay, So I have so many questions about this. First
of all, the memes are hilarious right now, where it's
like Wanda versus Agatha, and there's like and then it's
like Vision versus White Vision, and visions like this neat
boat and White Vision's like, yes, that's it, that's the

(03:19:52):
whole thing. But I love it because it makes so
much sense. It's literally.

Speaker 16 (03:20:03):
Watching you tuned into like the literally the worst show
was like, wait, they're all drunk.

Speaker 5 (03:20:16):
I want to damn it.

Speaker 3 (03:20:18):
Oh uh.

Speaker 5 (03:20:20):
If you want impressions, send them in and I'll do
specific impressions of anyone. Don't do that, Ryan, uh.

Speaker 2 (03:20:28):
Fucking phone you did impressions of my slurring.

Speaker 6 (03:20:32):
Uh. I think it was your actual ethnic slurring, like
the fucking Monica.

Speaker 2 (03:20:41):
Oh you said that. Yeah, I did't say ship. I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (03:20:47):
I can do.

Speaker 10 (03:20:47):
I can do.

Speaker 5 (03:20:48):
I can do impressions of everyone. Yeah, I'm happy to.

Speaker 2 (03:20:50):
I just wondered, I really always wondered what I sounded
like to other people.

Speaker 5 (03:20:57):
Six that's you're pretty good.

Speaker 2 (03:21:02):
Huh what.

Speaker 5 (03:21:04):
Huh huh, I said, if you if you hit those
two notes, yeah, you're pretty good. Right, I will roast everyone.
But the second you guys, I don't.

Speaker 4 (03:21:29):
Right.

Speaker 2 (03:21:32):
I'm a philanthropist. I love women. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:21:39):
I just.

Speaker 2 (03:21:41):
I was just like, I was letting you tie yourself
out on that one woman.

Speaker 5 (03:21:48):
I love.

Speaker 2 (03:21:49):
I love my friends of every color. You sound like
you' sound like a fucking actor going off on a
set right now. I'm so woke. I am so well
you got why would you put me.

Speaker 8 (03:22:07):
In this box?

Speaker 4 (03:22:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:22:12):
Yeah, that's my question. I agree with a lot of
Tom Cruise.

Speaker 2 (03:22:16):
He said, Tom Cruise have points. They're half right, they're
at least fifty.

Speaker 9 (03:22:37):
What I don't believe in school shootings. I believe Alex Jones.

Speaker 5 (03:22:43):
Yeah, come on, come on, man, I don't forget funk
Alex Jones. I don't listen to him, you guys, And
I honest, I can't. I have no dog in this
race because I don't listen to him. So I don't
know what he said. Well, look, here's the thing. Ricky
will refuse to watch that podcast that I was talking
about today. That completely clarifies everything.

Speaker 9 (03:23:04):
His base doesn't give a fuck, So fuck him.

Speaker 2 (03:23:08):
There we go. Mm hm cool. So wander Vision, I'm
gonna pour another shot. All right, I'll deal with you.
I have nowhere to go. You guys pulled me. Look
at you guys. This is what I have to go
to Costco soon because that's all I got.

Speaker 5 (03:23:28):
Watch take another shot.

Speaker 2 (03:23:33):
If you're pulling me this deep, I'm doing it anyway.

Speaker 5 (03:23:36):
Yeah, Justine says, you can take it another shot because
I'm Batman, because I'm man Man. I I honestly love
your shot class Ryan. Yeah, I know that's really cool
shot last. To be honest, I honestly wish I had
a Superman so chock last I don't have. It's a

(03:23:57):
solo cup. No, I saw that. That's pretty cool. Do
you have multiples or just that one?

Speaker 2 (03:24:02):
Yeah? I got a whole stack of them. That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (03:24:05):
I just cam out of comment, but not if I
could take a shit nold On.

Speaker 2 (03:24:09):
Just back to Wanda Vision.

Speaker 5 (03:24:11):
I thought Agatha needed a better defeat. I'm deeply obsessed
with her and feel like she deserved better. I agree
with you, and I believe that what they did is
a very thing. Just saying it's what it is is
like we're gonna put this character who make because just
just to be clear, they didn't know how well she

(03:24:33):
would be received until this aired, which was well after
they they shot it. They shot it before the pandemic pandy,
if you will, and.

Speaker 6 (03:24:41):
So what they did was a marvel thing they did.
If you like this character, good, guess what she's in
our back pocket. And because you know we're obviously doing
spoilers here, Wanda was like, you know what I'm gonna
she literally said this. She's like, I'll be seeing you, Agnes.

Speaker 5 (03:24:56):
I'm gonna keep you as your character, which is also
I have questions because the entire hex was gone, but
Agnes was still there. Question mark, I don't understand how
that works, but fucking mind tricks, Like does the.

Speaker 6 (03:25:10):
Entire society be like, well, that's just Agnes, She's still
under the hex. Like I don't get how that works,
but that's a very like I said, she's like, she's
literally still under a spell and she will stay there
until they need her take an endpoint more do or
or from Doctor Strange.

Speaker 5 (03:25:29):
Doctor Strange was like forever ago and Mordo Moredew was
has been around since then. He has not shown up
since then.

Speaker 6 (03:25:40):
Granted, pop will come out allegedly in uh Doctor Strange too,
but he just doesn't matter. They will pull out characters
that they've introduced whenever they feel like based on how
they serve the story and do. I believe they could
do so much more with Agatha, and I think they
will because I will say this coming out a huge character. Yeah,

(03:26:01):
coming out of this, I believe Agatha is a much
more interesting character than anyone else short of Wanda.

Speaker 5 (03:26:08):
And it depends on what direction they take Wanda from
this point. Ya is so I because of my bias
as I have been along with this ride with Elizabeth
Olsen since uh Ultron.

Speaker 6 (03:26:22):
I like her and obviously this is a great actress
and I think I like her arc so far. I
got a question hold on Catherine Hahn in this short
mini series has captured my heart besides the fact that
she was in all the other stuff I like, and
I love her so much that I would lobby for
her to have her own series of an Agnes series.

Speaker 5 (03:26:44):
I want it, I'll take it. I love to see
her in like the you know, in the Which Days
as you will, dude. Yeah, she's had from Salem Trials
to now that there's something I mean, she's been around
clearly forever, and the entire theme song could just be like.

Speaker 14 (03:27:05):
Except they would have to change into Agatha.

Speaker 2 (03:27:12):
I'm sure they would be able to do with their
budget change that song. Huh.

Speaker 5 (03:27:16):
Yeah, yeah, I give I give Disney permission to use
my song that I made. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:27:22):
Yeah, I'm tired of headphones, so I'm putting you guys
on my speakers.

Speaker 5 (03:27:25):
Fair enough.

Speaker 2 (03:27:27):
What's the dog?

Speaker 5 (03:27:28):
You're ready for the shot?

Speaker 2 (03:27:29):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 9 (03:27:31):
Sweet, I'm taking a half or is just saying to
give me a full permission, So I'm taking half from half.

Speaker 2 (03:27:37):
It's better ask for forgiveness.

Speaker 5 (03:27:39):
Exactly slowed cheers.

Speaker 2 (03:27:48):
I all right, Doug just wanted to make me feel
bad for a second. Strange.

Speaker 5 (03:27:57):
If my boy, doctor Strange nack of the show in
the same movie, I'm gonna lose it. I will say
this Doctor Strane's obviously because it's his movie Agatha. I
will say this credits. I believe she's at least gonna
be in a in a flashback. If not in the movie,

(03:28:20):
I say nothing.

Speaker 2 (03:28:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:28:22):
For Multiverse of Menness, I will say this.

Speaker 6 (03:28:25):
I would put money that she makes an appearance, whether
it be in a flashback or not, but they very
much set it up so that Elizabeth Olsen as Scarlett
Witch said I will if I need you, I know
where to find you. And I I think, because of
how much people love her, she will show up in

(03:28:46):
the next.

Speaker 5 (03:28:46):
Doctor Strange movie. And yeah, and social word Supreme was
named in this last episode.

Speaker 2 (03:28:54):
Absolutely finally mentioned where the fuck is he? I said
this long, where the where is Wong? We need Wong?
Where are you? We need ruined Wong as a tag team.

Speaker 6 (03:29:13):
The fact that not yeah, not the single Avenger, including
literally the Sorcerers Supreme who literally in the first four
to five minutes of Thor and Loki showing up out
of nowhere and doing nothing. By the way, it's showing up,
uh yeah, down there, I know, the fucking the show

(03:29:34):
up or at least make his presence known.

Speaker 2 (03:29:36):
And he's like one fucking uh you know uh teleportation
away from fucking Jersey.

Speaker 9 (03:29:44):
Barely exactly across the pond.

Speaker 2 (03:29:50):
Well, that just goes to show you not even the
Avengers want to be in New Jersey. A.

Speaker 5 (03:29:58):
You're probably not wrong, but I will say that in
them you're.

Speaker 2 (03:30:03):
Sitting you We've been shipped on New Jersey all week.
I've done three podcasts about about WandaVision this week that
he's been haunted.

Speaker 4 (03:30:18):
Ryan.

Speaker 5 (03:30:19):
Have you asked d is Westview a real place?

Speaker 4 (03:30:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:30:23):
He went, I don't fucking know.

Speaker 5 (03:30:26):
No, there's no way west place. Okay, so Marvel uses
real places, but but d C makes up new ones
and then so that's why I was like, is it
a real place?

Speaker 2 (03:30:38):
I'm sure it is.

Speaker 6 (03:30:41):
The Marvels in New York, whereas d C is like
Gotham and Metropolis and Themyscira.

Speaker 5 (03:30:47):
Oh, it's a real place, unincorporated ritual park in.

Speaker 2 (03:30:58):
The fu.

Speaker 5 (03:31:01):
Silent.

Speaker 2 (03:31:02):
It's real.

Speaker 9 (03:31:03):
It's real.

Speaker 5 (03:31:04):
I have to believe that so many people are going
to the Westview sign and taking pictures.

Speaker 2 (03:31:08):
Absolutely, yeah, I haven't believe that. That's the thing. Also,
when I theorized about those police officers that that were
there at the beginning too, they're like like, where are
you from Eastview? And they said that Westview doesn't exist.
They were just lying or they weren't even real. When

(03:31:32):
when uh Monica Rambo and fucking Jimmy Wu show up
to talk to the police officers at like like episode three.

Speaker 5 (03:31:42):
One, No, no, not three, yeah, no, it's four three
or four yeah, no, no, yea.

Speaker 9 (03:31:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:31:46):
Well, I don't know if I was talking to you
guys or somebody else, but they told me. They're like, oh, well,
maybe west View is not even a real place, and
I was like, no, I think it's a real place.
I just think these cops are like because then they go, well,
where are you from? They go east View, but west
He's not a place, and then they drive off. I

(03:32:08):
just thought they were under the spell or whatever.

Speaker 5 (03:32:12):
Yeah, no, they absolutely were.

Speaker 10 (03:32:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:32:15):
They were standing in front of a sign that said
I don't.

Speaker 2 (03:32:17):
Remember who argued with That's why I got so defensive
right now. But I don't know who argued. Oh no,
you know, I was like, I don't know what you're
talking like. I was like, that's the That was the
most they are. Somebody argued with me about it, and
they owe me an apology.

Speaker 6 (03:32:28):
Yes, they absolutely do. Because it was two cops that
were standing in front of a sign that said west
View and they said it doesn't exist, said west doesn't Ye,
that was how they knew. Wait, this is weird. You're
standing in front of a sign that says west View.

Speaker 2 (03:32:43):
And then they asked where are you from?

Speaker 10 (03:32:44):
East View View?

Speaker 5 (03:32:46):
And then okay, so that's this is weird? Yeah, because
spells and magic? Uh, let me let me ask you
this guy, and let let's just break it down to
its core. Let's just go.

Speaker 2 (03:32:59):
Let's just go down.

Speaker 5 (03:33:00):
How did you guys feel at its core? I have
as a series? How did it make you feel? And
do you think that you'll actually rewatch it? Ryan go, I'll.

Speaker 2 (03:33:10):
Started episode three because I hated the first two, but
you liked all of WandaVision all together? I mean, yeah,
as a series, I think it should have started in
episode two. I really could have gone without that first one.

Speaker 5 (03:33:25):
Do you think if it was a movie and the
first twenty minutes were one and two that you would
have been into it?

Speaker 2 (03:33:32):
Yes? Because the movie is a well wrapped package. I
have it all together. I know what's I know at
least I'll get a conclusion by the time I walk
out of that theater or watching the movie fair enough.

Speaker 6 (03:33:45):
And a lot of people would say that this was
just a prolonged movie where they gotten more and I yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:33:50):
Okay, so so Ricky, same question if you were to get.

Speaker 6 (03:33:55):
Our first first and foremost, did you like this series
and what did it make you feel about it?

Speaker 9 (03:34:01):
I mean, you know, I was the same I was
in the same boat where I wasn't fully on board
with the first like, you know, two episodes, but as
it prolonged into it, you know, and they referenced everything
that happened in the last you know, as got the
third and fourth episode where they referenced everything that was
happening in the first two episodes, I was like, Okay, yeah,

(03:34:23):
like that's fucking awesome. Like I understand why they had
those first two episodes now, you know, looking back, But
I mean did we need them? Maybe not, but I
mean I don't I wasn't mad about it.

Speaker 5 (03:34:34):
After the fat Okay, let me ask you this, then,
do you think that, because of how this was originally planned,
that if you see more stuff from Black Widow, Falcon,
the Winter Soldier, and Eternals, that this would make you
appreciate more given more context, or just this is just

(03:34:57):
weird for let's the first three to four episodes.

Speaker 2 (03:35:01):
At least, Who's going first.

Speaker 5 (03:35:05):
I like that it was weird, So Ricky, you thought
it was weird.

Speaker 6 (03:35:09):
I think that I really really want to come back
to this question after those things come out, because plan
why they changed it. I'm not one hundred percent sure
do I If I had to guess, I would say
that Black Widow and Falcon and Water Soldier do set
up something that will be more prominent in other things,

(03:35:33):
So that's why they're waiting. Obviously, Black Widow is a
theatrical release, so they do want to make their money
there at some point.

Speaker 5 (03:35:41):
So I'm very curious eternals. I have no idea. I
don't I don't even know what could possibly come from that.
They could explain everything or nothing there. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 (03:35:53):
Yeah, so far my favorite commentary. I want to keep
highlighting her disagree with Ryan and Ricky. I loved WandaVision
from episode one just because I was kept guessing. Also,
the damn fashion and sets were gorgeous. One one hundred
just seeing I agree with you. I loved every second
of this episode or series because the fact that it's

(03:36:15):
so different.

Speaker 5 (03:36:17):
It's so easter Eggie, whether you whether what you believe
would come true or not, it is so well acted
and so well thought out that that.

Speaker 2 (03:36:29):
No absolutely wrong. No, no, it wasn't. It was felt.
It was very flat, it was it was everything it
tried to be except less cool.

Speaker 5 (03:36:38):
We're gonna talk about it later I believe that when
I watched. I just knew in the back end when
I first saw episode one and two that I was like,
this is something different, and I really want to see
this pan out.

Speaker 2 (03:36:55):
Do I have answers in one and two? Hell?

Speaker 4 (03:36:57):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:36:58):
Is this weird? Hell?

Speaker 10 (03:36:59):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (03:37:00):
But I want to get more? Also, yes, very pretty.

Speaker 2 (03:37:03):
Hey let me ask you something. Yes, did you ever
watch The Dick Van Dyke Show or I Love Lucy?

Speaker 6 (03:37:09):
Obviously not when I aired, because I'm pretty sure I
wasn't alive, but I seen, Yes, I've seen episodes of both.

Speaker 2 (03:37:16):
Okay, you've seen them. Did you watch them?

Speaker 5 (03:37:19):
I wasn't alive when they aired, so I saw them
in syndicate it.

Speaker 2 (03:37:23):
So I'm saying, did you ever just watch I Love Lucy? Yes? Okay,
you didn't. I don't know. Whatever, dude, I I was.
I was. I loved I Love Lucy. I loved the
Dick Van Dyke Show. I loved the uh I was
the other one? Fuck? Uh fucking whatever, David, No, anyway,

(03:37:51):
the Whistling saw watch out with my Dad anyway? Whatever?
I just I love watching that one. Yeah, that one,
you know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 5 (03:38:00):
The kill Bill?

Speaker 2 (03:38:01):
No, whatever, else. I used to watch these shows with
my dad and I.

Speaker 5 (03:38:10):
Loved it.

Speaker 2 (03:38:11):
I love these shows. I don't know, but we talked
about living single. It just was not it's it was
so just flat to me. Every like the performance was like, look,
let me tell you what's your name? Well, the Olson
girl was killing it. I mean, she did a great job,

(03:38:32):
but like, it's just everything else was. It was just
so weird. And I know that was probably the intent,
but that's like that first episode is just so fucking
like uncomfortable. I just make it mm hmmm and that
and look again, maybe that was the maybe that was
the intent, but to me, I put it on and
I went, what the fuck is this? This is I'm

(03:38:52):
like the god like, it's just I'm like, this hurts
to even consider consider it as entertainment. I didn't even
like it. I didn't like it at all.

Speaker 6 (03:39:04):
I wholeheartedly understand and agree with you if you don't
like the first two episodes.

Speaker 5 (03:39:10):
It's very hard to get into this series.

Speaker 2 (03:39:13):
But what I was was.

Speaker 6 (03:39:17):
Hopeful, I guess you could say, because obviously we didn't
get the first three, which a lot of and I
followed people that got the first three and they're like
the third episode really makes it un like you understand it.
I'm like, okay, cool, but the first two I'm just like, oh,
this is so different. But this is where, even before
watching analyzation shows on YouTube, I was like, oh, this

(03:39:43):
is so cool because I kind of feel like I
understand what's going on. But I also like this because
it's it really is paying homage to these things. The
thing is that I didn't have any reason to not
like it.

Speaker 2 (03:39:58):
I really didn't.

Speaker 6 (03:39:59):
There was nothing that that There's none of the triggers
that I didn't like about the first two episodes. Was
it weird and old to me, of course, but that
was because it was trying. It was literally showing you
that they were emulating but not trying to obviously be
those things. And I loved that part.

Speaker 9 (03:40:21):
Yeah, Like I wouldn't say I didn't like it. I
just I kept watching and I was more interested in
it because I knew there was something more.

Speaker 5 (03:40:29):
To all of it and I wanted to know what
that was. That in the back of my head always
made it better. But it was never like, let me
actually just put this out there. If they did let's say,
the Dick van Dyke episode and then made something come
out of nowhere and make it so that the rules everything.

(03:40:51):
I'll be honest, it's hard.

Speaker 6 (03:40:53):
For me to give an example of something that I
wouldn't like except for the fact that they truly aid
what they were trying to do very very accurate.

Speaker 5 (03:41:06):
They had actors playing roles in an imitation of.

Speaker 6 (03:41:12):
The interpretations of these sitcoms from before I was even born,
before any of us were born, and I was like, yeah,
that's weird, but you can tell that's what they're doing,
not they're they're doing it.

Speaker 2 (03:41:24):
They're they're they're not recreating and trying to recapture.

Speaker 6 (03:41:27):
It's not gonna said like, hey, we're gonna do a
reboot of The Dick Van Dyke Show, and then they
did it. That's one thing. This is literally they're like, hey,
welcome to WandaVision. Here's a weird episode.

Speaker 2 (03:41:40):
And you're like, what what what what?

Speaker 8 (03:41:42):
What? What?

Speaker 2 (03:41:43):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (03:41:44):
Wait, oh wait, okay, that's the kind of thing. I
think that it's weird to say that. And obviously audio listeners,
I'm sorry, you need to watch when I'm doing for
physical things are how I talk. It's such an interesting
concept because of the fact that I'll be honest, have

(03:42:05):
I seen Dick Van Dyke and Lucy Yes? Does it
hit with me? No, because I mean, this is not
my main thing. The I can remember nineties and and
and late eighties.

Speaker 6 (03:42:18):
Sitcom style stuff, but I can understand how this applies
to the character and and I think that they hit
each mark very very very well.

Speaker 5 (03:42:30):
Yeah, so that's what I can really say about that.

Speaker 2 (03:42:33):
Thank you for over explaining, but yeah, we got it.

Speaker 6 (03:42:36):
Uh, welcome to hoodcast Ryan D. Yes, today is Ryan
d He's never been here before. You guys, Well, yeah, those.

Speaker 2 (03:42:46):
Were all the things that I said the last time.
I just you know, and I understood that as as
as Ricky did. We all we all we agreed on
on the fact that we all knew something was coming.
But I was not appealed on those first two episodes.
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (03:43:05):
Yeah, I totally understand that.

Speaker 6 (03:43:07):
Yeah, absolutely, if you if you showed that to someone
that has no concept of the m c U, I
agree with you wholeheartedly that that is fucking weird.

Speaker 2 (03:43:18):
And not only that you were asking, you were asking
if it would if it would have changed things, if
if we saw those other stuff, that those other things before. No,
I mean uh the uh the Eternals and uh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I don't think so. I think this was the show
they were already coming out with, which is why they

(03:43:41):
launched it early, because this was the show that they
were already gonna do. Okay, that's what I think. I
think that that that it was already ready was already
in this tight little package. And so that's why they
launched it early, because they were still trying to figure
out where they were going to go. Because our main

(03:44:02):
Avengers are still you know, Captain America. You know, even
though iron Man's dead, we we have we got like Spider,
like that whole saga is still going on. And meanwhile,
you know, Visions dead and and and Wanda is off
doing her own fuck off thing, you know. So yeah,
so this this has become a whole other thing. So

(03:44:24):
the Eternals and when a soldier that that is carrying
on our our fucking storyline, you know what I mean? Yeah,
And I think that's so. I don't think it would
have changed a thing, because, like I said, one is fucking.

Speaker 5 (03:44:41):
Up my only, my only I agree with you.

Speaker 6 (03:44:44):
To be honest, I think that they have actually packaged
all of these things differently. However, there was an actual
reason that they made it from WandaVision comes forth to
WandaVision comes first.

Speaker 5 (03:44:58):
And the thing that I have to say about that is.

Speaker 6 (03:45:01):
As a criticism is honestly, like, I don't care if
you or Ricky move to fucking an entire country or
continent across the world. If you if you encounter some random,
crazy ass shit, I would hear about it.

Speaker 2 (03:45:20):
Yeah, but who's to say, well, I don't like.

Speaker 6 (03:45:23):
The fact that this series takes place three weeks after
the blip. Maybe Falcon and Winter Soldier takes place one
week after the blip.

Speaker 2 (03:45:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (03:45:34):
The thing that is going on is that I don't
like that that it's so separated again because it's it
doesn't have the rule of no cell phones, It doesn't
have the rule of like we don't information. This is
the most information spread that I think is possibly a
thing it kind.

Speaker 2 (03:45:52):
Of does in a sense that that Wanda hext this area.
Who's to say, who was to say she she didn't
have some sort of spell on everybody else so that
they wouldn't come looking for.

Speaker 5 (03:46:07):
Is that no, I'll give I'll even give Ryan the
benefit of the doubt. Could that be a thing.

Speaker 2 (03:46:13):
Sure, but.

Speaker 6 (03:46:17):
You have so many people looking into this, so many
people on the outside that are already there. FBI Sword
agents were not one hundred percent sure what the difference
in the MCU as opposed to the comics of Sword
and Shield are according to at least the timeline, Fury

(03:46:37):
is in space on a sword base. Yeah, but that's
that's in Spider Man, which should take place after.

Speaker 2 (03:46:46):
And also and also you guys, again, somebody argued with me.
I don't know if it was you guys, but the
Socovia Accords were signed.

Speaker 5 (03:46:56):
So that was actually the main thing.

Speaker 6 (03:46:59):
I don't know if you saw that in in this
in the series, they say that Wanda is in violation
of the Yeah, I forgot about those fucking things.

Speaker 2 (03:47:08):
Right, So so that could be a problem. That could
be a reason why none of the Avengers are shown up.

Speaker 5 (03:47:17):
But that fucking doctor wasn't even part of that at all. Yeah,
he doesn't give a fuck. Yeah I would, I would.

Speaker 2 (03:47:24):
I mean, he's the he's the sorce of Supreme. But
but yeah, sorry, White White Vision just got woke. He
left Yeah, we started about white but we left off.
But you're right, I don't I do like black people,
and he flew away.

Speaker 6 (03:47:46):
So I was like, we'll talk about white vision after this,
but like our main topic right now is the main
theme of like what the fuck is going on?

Speaker 2 (03:47:51):
And want Okay, why that That's what I'm saying, Okay,
hold on, So that's what I was That's what I
was saying, is like I think they've switched up the
timeline a little bit because I mean, at least our
MCU timeline because of the because of the uh you know,
the way we're releasing things, right. So that's what I'm saying,

(03:48:13):
I think I think this might not be the same
timeline that you're saying, because I'm just saying after I've
watched a few like like YouTube break breakdown videos where
they where they're saying this, this is actually this is
happening at a different time timeline or time wait more
time like it like it's like this is years ahead

(03:48:35):
of what we think it is.

Speaker 5 (03:48:37):
Oh well, no, that they're wrong. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:48:42):
They actually say in the series, hey, like let's just
take what mark what Monica. Hey, it's been three weeks
and no one else has come in. They literally says,
three weeks from the blit.

Speaker 5 (03:48:55):
This is what's happening, go to West.

Speaker 2 (03:48:57):
You're right, You're right.

Speaker 5 (03:48:59):
So there's an actual timeline set in the thing. So
I'm gonna go onto the actual whatever you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (03:49:07):
You're right.

Speaker 6 (03:49:08):
I'm sorry, Yeah, I'm just saying they say it. They
give you a timeline in the series. It's three plus weeks,
so at the end of WandaVision, this can be at
most two months after the bullet at most.

Speaker 2 (03:49:22):
Well. Also, one of the big things that that was
dropped on us, you know, in the last two episodes,
was that, like it's kind of insinuated, not really you know,
not really confirmed, but that Wanda already had these powers,
So she may already that might be our introduction into mutants, right,

(03:49:47):
so right, because she she she stopped the bomb from
blowing up.

Speaker 6 (03:49:53):
Right, Oh yeah, no, that's a whole different conversation. Did
she have the powers before the mind zone?

Speaker 2 (03:49:59):
One? One hundred percent? That is actually a thing that's
kind of wild.

Speaker 5 (03:50:04):
I'm sorry, I just want to bring this up because
I'm I haven't seen you in like a year plus,
and you coming out way it's like a pocket dimension.

Speaker 2 (03:50:12):
And he and he and he puts out and he
puts out a wild ass comment that makes no sense.
I know, I love you, bro. You Yeah, he went

(03:50:37):
missed you just here to fucking just not make any sense.

Speaker 5 (03:50:41):
Well, I get the idea. It is kind of confusing,
and I get I get it. I get it.

Speaker 2 (03:50:51):
My mom is a sigh. Uh, I'm gonna man, I
love it too. Man, I'm just talking.

Speaker 5 (03:50:58):
It is. It is the things that makes uh, it's
kind of weird, but no, it's it's I don't believe
at least that it's a pocket dimension yet, however, there
are pocket dimensions out there. One of the things that
I've been I've been kind of like looking into is
that the MCU has so many things that are are

(03:51:18):
are so on the borderline of weird and also factual
and so like, for instance, one, they have a cat
that has a pocket dimension, just so you said, just
just to put to your point, it has a pocket
dimension and its fucking mouth the flurkin, if you will.
That's in Captain Marvel.

Speaker 6 (03:51:39):
Also, a lot of the ship that we're talking about
is in the real world at least according to MCU,
and uh, that's happening, but also there's other shit also
happening in pocket dimensions. It's really weird, but we're trying
to differentiate from everything. I believe that everything in WandaVision
happened in the world, real world personally, though there may
be other things.

Speaker 5 (03:52:00):
It could be in a pocket dimension. Sure, I don't
believe so though. Okay, just to just to direct that
specific comment, because I did I miss you, I haven't
seen you.

Speaker 2 (03:52:10):
I want to move forward a little bit, just two
just I Okay. The second to the last episode, a
lot of people had gripes with and thought that it

(03:52:31):
was like kind of a filler episode that I read
about and hurt and even people talk to me about,
which I let me finish my fucking yeah, which I
completely disagree with. I thought I thought that was a
great opportunity to understand who Wanda was, and and not

(03:52:57):
only that, like we we get a better idea of
you know, her support system and being like, you know,
being this person from Tokovia, a different country, being being
in the the Avengers compound, and then the only person
around was was Vision Like that's so that's what makes

(03:53:19):
more sense, you know, it makes more It made more
sense to me that because a lot of the ship
that would have like we kind of got a fast
paced idea of who she was and then their love story.
You know, we didn't get any of that, you know,
or how it it kind of progressed, and so at
least we got like a slight taste of of how

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that kind of sparked a few things, right besides in
civil war where he's trying to impress her by making
her you know, Papakashia, and and not only that, this
is what I wanted to bring up with you guys too.
Do you think do you think they thought because her

(03:54:05):
because I remember thinking, where the fuck did her accent go?
Like like at some point? Right, So you think that
just happened and then they just rolled with it and
then and then they wrote they wrote into it, or
do you think they planned that.

Speaker 5 (03:54:24):
Out one hundred planted out how well it did? Uh?
I can't attest to that. I think it It was
not great in all honesty, Yeah, I wouldn't say it
was it was great.

Speaker 2 (03:54:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (03:54:41):
I wouldn't say they even planned it out. It would
be like they kind of just like, let's just play
into this.

Speaker 2 (03:54:48):
That's right. Danny kind of just forgot about the opposing.

Speaker 5 (03:54:52):
Arm, you know, she just forgot that she was from Sokovia.

Speaker 6 (03:54:57):
No, I honestly I believe this. They mentioned it in interviews,
so this is why I'm bringing it up. I believe
that they kind of they said that.

Speaker 5 (03:55:10):
Basically what it was was a lot of people understood,
or at least a guess, was that she had her
accent in Age of Ultron. Then she was with the Avengers.
Then she was studying to be incognito essentially, so she
studied to get rid of it. Then what happened was
once she came into endgame, she barely had it and

(03:55:33):
basically not at all because she was so used to
getting rid of it. Then she obviously blipped or fucking
snapped or whatever, then came back. And I can do
either or.

Speaker 6 (03:55:46):
But what it was was that in WandaVision she kept
her accent under like gone because she was doing the
actual sitcoms. Then she came out of it in that
one episode she literally came out of the hecks and
had full weird uh it seems like, and it came back.

(03:56:07):
So basically what it is is she she can control it,
but she just chooses when and when not to. But
I think they did a bad job at really explaining
that and also having her present that because what it
is is it kind of shows what I just said,
but not well you know, but I think I think

(03:56:27):
people people get hung up on a lot of things,
but that's the one thing that it's like, what's up
with your accent? And especially since she breaks it up,
she's like she went to Fiatro, She's like, where's your accent?

Speaker 2 (03:56:36):
And Petro was like, what happened? What happened to yours? Yours? Yeah?
I know?

Speaker 5 (03:56:42):
And I was like, right right, that is literally Marvel
addressing it. Yeah, They're like, yeah, no, we did this
on purpose.

Speaker 2 (03:56:54):
That's it. Well, acting like they did, or at least
I mean at least that. Yeah. I I I like
that they fixed it. I do like that they fixed
it because it seems like it seems like because in
this in this series, it's it just seems like her Okay,

(03:57:15):
it seems it seems like her accent comes out when
she gets aggressive, right, like when her power is really
and when she's completely out of this you know, mental
state that she's in this like yeah, I believe world
when it when ship comes real, that's when she's like,
oh my god, you know what happens, right, all right,

(03:57:48):
well fuck it. Yeah, let's move on to Here's here's
something that I was a little bothered by. I really
expected a bit more and the family battle. I thought,
at some point we had this Incredibles type scene, right,
you know, where they're all sitting standing together, and it's

(03:58:09):
like it's even the it's even the little uh screen shot.
But when you when you play it on Disney Plus,
where you know you got you got vision behind and
then Wanda's there and then the kids are right there,
and then, uh, that was a little disappointing. I thought.
I thought I would like to see the kids do
a little bit more. You know. It was kind of
cool for for them to just kind of she goes

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hantle the mill of Towery, which was which was fine,
I guess, and then well then Darcy crashes into the
Homeboy with no airbags in a fucking tank, and and
then she goes and then she just waves. I'm like, bitch,
you would have been you would have been in a
fucking coma. After that, he's darsty.

Speaker 5 (03:58:56):
Bro doesn't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (03:58:58):
Well, her big titties stopped, got it on her backs built,
but I don't know what, but yeah, the battle between.

Speaker 5 (03:59:18):
It could Yeah, it could have been better, for sure.

Speaker 2 (03:59:21):
Yeah, but but like man, I did like the the
intensity between Agnes and h and Jesus drunk wonder God. Yeah,
uh yeah, like it just and like that final moment
where she's just like kind of she's like I'm gonna

(03:59:44):
handle this and she just flies up in there. You're like, oh, fuck,
you fucked up, bitch. Yeah, just yeah, it It's it's
crazy because it's just that there's so much dynamic to
this character. We don't know exactly where they're gonna because
she has the capability of being as much of a

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villain as you know, like a dark phoenix or something.

Speaker 9 (04:00:08):
You know, yeah for sure, So yeah, we know she's
gonna come back for sure. And and fucking doctor Strange
right right.

Speaker 2 (04:00:21):
But I do like that they finally they put us
at ease to make us feel because because everyone was thinking, oh, ship,
she's going to be the villain of the multiverse, amendas, right,
Like that's that was what we thought. That's what I thought.

Speaker 5 (04:00:36):
She still maybe, but I don't.

Speaker 2 (04:00:38):
I don't she still is.

Speaker 5 (04:00:41):
It's so difficult because it's it's.

Speaker 6 (04:00:43):
One thing like I don't want her to be, but
I I think that she will be an antagonist, however,
the main villain. Know and and here's the thing with
the actual WandaVision, they kind of did the same similar
thing where she's not the villain, but she kind of
is it so that Hayward. First of all, I hate

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the fact that what they did with Hayward was what
they did, but they did it.

Speaker 2 (04:01:07):
So there you go. You missed what you missed our
you missed us talking about Hayward.

Speaker 6 (04:01:17):
Yeah, all right, Hayward is the mustache twirler. Then Agatha
is that like I'm pulling the strings, but actually Wanda
is the I'm the cause. And so there's three different
parts of that. So would you could you say that

(04:01:38):
Wanda was the main villain of WandaVision? Yes, yes, and
you wouldn't be wrong, but no, and you wouldn't be wrong.
But it's weird, I know.

Speaker 2 (04:01:51):
So that's that was what my point was. That was
once she realized that she was hurting these people, then
she she had her kind of turn around, you know,
and that's when she decided to kind of let everything
go at least for a second, right, Yeah, to let
these people be free.

Speaker 9 (04:02:12):
So what what it was that her actions so again
before that even you know, she tried just to fire
her actions.

Speaker 2 (04:02:21):
Exactly, but so some she basically just told them like,
you're good. You're good to some degree, I mean to
a degree. Agatha was the hero in this scenario.

Speaker 5 (04:02:41):
Great, Yeah, she's what I said, she just failed.

Speaker 2 (04:02:50):
No, she didn't. Well, I mean she she got greedy, right,
she wanted what she could have just shown Wanda that
she was torturing these people and then and then got
her to like, you know, give up on it, I guess, right,

(04:03:11):
But but it's that she wanted to want his power,
and that's what fucked her up. Yeah, yeah, and that's
why once. Yeah, I mean, that's that's where she failed, right,
she got That's what I'm saying, she got greedy because
I guess she was just being but I mean, look,
she was being spiteful and wanted wanted her to realize

(04:03:33):
how much she was fucking people up, right, So and
doing so, she freed all these people but also enslaved
herself in this hex right m hm, Yes, but at
the same time made Wanda realize that she's actually a
hero and not really a bad person, right.

Speaker 5 (04:03:56):
Yeah, for this story, I think so, it's so gray.

Speaker 6 (04:04:02):
It is very, very gray because of the fact that, like,
do are we to assume that Want is a good person? Sure,
based on the fact that we've known her since Age
of Ultron, she seems like a good person, but her
decision making here is kind of contrary to that.

Speaker 2 (04:04:23):
Well, well, right before you got back Whereck and I
were discussing that she has the capability to be as
big a villain as, say, you know, you know, a Phoenix.

Speaker 5 (04:04:37):
She's basically yeah, I would say she's basically a Phoenix level.

Speaker 2 (04:04:42):
Villain.

Speaker 6 (04:04:43):
However, they haven't done Phoenix well in the movies, so
I'm just see if they go that route.

Speaker 2 (04:04:48):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (04:04:50):
I don't whatever they do, if they do it right,
will be the right way to do Phoenix.

Speaker 2 (04:04:54):
I really don't think they will. I really think they're
gonna they're using her as a version of that, you
know what I mean? Yeah, that's so like but that
But that's the thing is is that, you know, the
dark Phoenix is kind of still neutral. It's not like
she's she's a she's a bad guy, but like a

(04:05:17):
good guy, you know, flip flops and forths. You know,
It's just it's kind of a what she's bad gay,
but not bad gay. So I think that's what they're
trying to I think that's what they're doing with with her.
And the fact that they actually finally called her the
scarlet Witch. You know, that's what makes her the threat, right,

(04:05:40):
Like that's that's the that's the staple, that's the that's
the stamp of of Like, yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (04:05:48):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (04:05:52):
Doesn't because no one else called her that. They just
she was just.

Speaker 6 (04:05:58):
Funny and weird at the same time. Was that they
made a point to that. There was a line and
I don't know if either of you remember this, but
there was a throw a seemingly throwaway line where they
went down the roster. I think this is episode for
maybe five, where it was like Wanta maxim Off and
someone and they're like, uh, they explained like her her

(04:06:19):
dossier essentially, and they're like, does she go by any
other names?

Speaker 5 (04:06:23):
And they're like no, And I'm like, that's weird to ask.

Speaker 6 (04:06:28):
Yeah, we as comic and and and cartoon fucking fans
are like, yes, Scarlett Witch. Yeah, But they made they
made a point to be like, Wanda maxim Off, does
she have another alias?

Speaker 5 (04:06:41):
And they're like no, yeah, like, oh yeah, I guess
I guess she doesn't in the in the MCU. But
I think that was literally just so they could be
like at the end of.

Speaker 7 (04:06:50):
That, you are a the.

Speaker 2 (04:06:55):
Scarred wird. Yeah you use chaos magic? Yeah? Is this magic?

(04:07:17):
It was a full on Harry Potter Porl thing. Yeah,
it was like chaos. Okay, let's move forward, So let's
get a vision again, vision, White vision.

Speaker 5 (04:07:32):
Did you touched on White Vision?

Speaker 17 (04:07:36):
Boats, boats and hose? Boats, boats and boats and hose.
That's my vision, both those. So yes, let's let's actually
talk about this.

Speaker 6 (04:07:49):
I find this so interesting and get oddly satisfied in uh,
the White Vision has been coming in. I first and foremost.
When he grabbed on to Wanda's head, I full and
foremost thought you could just squish that like a grape.

Speaker 5 (04:08:08):
There's no reason that this should take this long to
kill her if you wanted to. He grabbed on like
you got the weird, like any weird like this is intended.
I was like, what happened?

Speaker 2 (04:08:21):
You could.

Speaker 5 (04:08:23):
In left for a second.

Speaker 2 (04:08:25):
I mean, she could have could have killed her.

Speaker 5 (04:08:29):
I could even should have killed her if that was
his programming, and Black Vision would have shot her. It's
been a couple of weeks. Guys, he doesn't call me
a while.

Speaker 2 (04:08:49):
Ah, that was a good one. I don't care what
you say. Okay, uh h no, no, no, no, no,

(04:09:10):
I'm happy with no. I'm sure you are.

Speaker 5 (04:09:14):
So that was my biggest thing.

Speaker 6 (04:09:16):
I was like, not the biggest thing, I'll be honest,
but that was the weirdest thing because when it comes
to logic, White Vision was a computer program to kill something.
So as at least Ricky knows as as a t
an IT person, when you say, hey, program kill this,

(04:09:37):
it doesn't go to the program and say hey, program,
I thought you would be easier to kill it, just
goes program kill. Yeah, And I'm like, bro, you could
have easily squished Wanda's head in like a millisecond.

Speaker 2 (04:09:55):
Well, his mission wasn't to kill Wanda. It was to
kill Vision.

Speaker 5 (04:09:59):
U I would think I think it was both.

Speaker 2 (04:10:02):
He says it in the in.

Speaker 6 (04:10:06):
If if it does, then then I have a whole
other set of things where it's like, why did he
even engage Wanda.

Speaker 2 (04:10:14):
To get to Vision?

Speaker 10 (04:10:17):
Maybe?

Speaker 5 (04:10:19):
Yeah, I gotta watch it again, But okay, I'll retract
all of that.

Speaker 6 (04:10:22):
If that's the fact, I honestly, I watched it once
on my laptop while I was in Seattle.

Speaker 2 (04:10:27):
So the moment they have.

Speaker 5 (04:10:31):
Wow, Wow, I've never been so off topic. If if
this is the truth, I thought it was program.

Speaker 2 (04:10:38):
I was in Seattle ship literally edible, remember.

Speaker 5 (04:10:50):
I would, and I wound up in another state. I
was a man down by the river. No, uh, I
was literally I woke up and then my friend was
in the shower. I'm like, now's my time. Because I
kept saying I want to watch WandaVision and we kept
being busy. I'm like, they were in the shower, and

(04:11:11):
I watched it at like eight forty five in the morning,
and I watched it straight through on my headphones on
my laptop, and I'm like, okay, I.

Speaker 2 (04:11:21):
Would imagine you would have you would have actually heard.
My job is to kill vision. I know if they
were in your fucking headphones, you.

Speaker 5 (04:11:38):
Know what, Because I'm.

Speaker 6 (04:11:40):
Thorough as fuck, I'm doing it now. But if you're right,
which I honestly I kind of remember that.

Speaker 2 (04:11:47):
I really do remember that. Okay, he says it when
they're why first of all, why why the fuck do
they wind up in a library? Right? Isn't that where
they're at they crashed through buildings, Yeah, but they end
up in a library, it seems, and that's when they
start talking about like theories and books and whatever.

Speaker 5 (04:12:09):
The ship of theseus.

Speaker 2 (04:12:10):
Actually, I'm like, too, it's just too much. It's too
on the nose being in a fucking library talking about
that stuff, you know what I mean? Yeah, and then uh.

Speaker 5 (04:12:19):
Swallowed his gun.

Speaker 2 (04:12:20):
Dude, what you made me swallow my gums?

Speaker 5 (04:12:31):
In the episode, I'm bringing it down so they can
make sure that I am accurate because everyone's all bad.

Speaker 2 (04:12:43):
I'm gonna bring it all the way down. Cool. Yeah,
you're talking how far he has to go to realize
he's wrong. No, I'm not. I just want to make
sure anyway. Uh. One of the funniest things about the
flight between Vision and White Vision to me was that
White Vision grabs the fucking was the mindstone hits them

(04:13:09):
in the fucking forehead with it, and then he phases out,
and I went, you couldn't have done that with fucking tatos,
no little bit.

Speaker 5 (04:13:19):
There's definitely a lot of things where I'm like, uh,
if you have first of all, this is us as
uh an audience where I'm like, if you have a
possible power. We can tell you how to use it better. However,
I will give them this. This thing is that we
all have possible powers, possible skills. However we don't necessarily

(04:13:41):
get them in the moment that we need them.

Speaker 2 (04:13:44):
So I'll give them that. I can poop and pee
at the same time. Those are my powers. That's impressed.

Speaker 9 (04:13:51):
I can choke out anybody possibly joke.

Speaker 5 (04:13:53):
Yeah, I can choke out a bear.

Speaker 2 (04:13:55):
I'm'll choke Joe. I'll choke anything. You're actually very very right.

Speaker 5 (04:14:13):
I will say this right now. I'm gonna pull it
up right right here doing this.

Speaker 10 (04:14:18):
My programming directive is to destroy the vision.

Speaker 2 (04:14:22):
However, I will say this that is not the only
programming directive.

Speaker 6 (04:14:28):
But yes, you're correct, he said, my programming directive is
to destroy the vision.

Speaker 2 (04:14:35):
And then they talk about boats. Yeah, and by the way,
those and then he went and then he went, you're right.
I woke as fuck now I'm flying.

Speaker 7 (04:14:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:14:51):
There's two things. There's two things here if you watch this.

Speaker 6 (04:14:55):
Uh, they talk about the boat of theseus, which I
actually really love about how this specific spat is rectified
because they're essentially saying, uh, your programming is to destroy vision.

Speaker 5 (04:15:08):
However, what is vision because I am completely destroyed. I'm
just a thought, I'm a memory. You are the actual
embodiment of him of vision, but you don't have other parts.
So what makes vision?

Speaker 2 (04:15:24):
And then they're like.

Speaker 5 (04:15:27):
He's like okay, but then he awakens does not compute? Yeah,
there's two things. I'm not I'm not one hundred, but
I think I know it. So he's like, let me
awaken your memories.

Speaker 6 (04:15:40):
Does do those memories include everything up until the end
of Infinity War when the original vision dies?

Speaker 2 (04:15:49):
Yes, he shows and he shows him getting the fucking
thing ripped off in his head?

Speaker 5 (04:15:55):
Or do they include his own memory as a as
a as a weird vision.

Speaker 2 (04:16:05):
Faux vision. No, because that vision is Wanda's vision.

Speaker 6 (04:16:11):
Yeah, So did he awaken them or just like implant
them or or more like do they literally go up
to endgame or to Infinity War and that's it?

Speaker 5 (04:16:21):
And if that's so, yeah, it's fucking weird. He's just like, okay,
I'm visioned.

Speaker 2 (04:16:25):
By I think at some point it's like piece out.
He's like, I'll be your wife later. I think that's
what happened. It's like pizza out. I'm a fuck your wife.

Speaker 5 (04:16:41):
Like, I understand now I'm gonna go, and I'm gonna
go and fuck yo, bitch.

Speaker 2 (04:16:46):
Yeah, okay, moving forward. Uh so now we get two
end credit scenes, right does I don't remember the first one?
Someone remind me that was the Scroll meeting Monica Ramba. Right,
let me tell you.

Speaker 5 (04:17:06):
Let me tell you this. So here's how it goes.
And I want to tell you this is there's a
reason I'm saying this. Some rando with a badge says, hey, Monica,
someone wants to or someone want to talk to you
in the theater over there. And then they walked into
the theater, and I swear to God, as soon as
they walked into the theater, I'm like, I don't know
if you guys saw this movie, but this is what
I thought. I'm like, oh shit, this is like Triple

(04:17:28):
X because in Triple X.

Speaker 2 (04:17:33):
Did did I?

Speaker 5 (04:17:33):
Did I steal what you're gonna say?

Speaker 2 (04:17:34):
Ryan, Now you're just disappointing me. Really. In Triple X,
Samuel L.

Speaker 5 (04:17:42):
Jackson, Jackson meets Vin Diesel in a fucking theater and
I was like, Oh, they're gonna go there, and I
thought that was what they were gonna do. What did
you thinking?

Speaker 2 (04:17:54):
Now I literally bowed my head and disappointment that you're
you're fucking man, you're bag head? Went there? What did
what did you?

Speaker 5 (04:18:02):
What did you?

Speaker 2 (04:18:11):
Training Day is a fucking great movie, dude. You really
need to watch it. It's Ethan Hawk and fucking uh
uh Denzel and Denzel Washington. Ethan Hawk and Denzel Ethan
Hawk is his first day as a fucking whatever. You
should watch it. It's great. No what Okay, so your turn?

(04:18:34):
But no, I just I'm just laughing.

Speaker 5 (04:18:36):
I gotta go on like ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (04:18:37):
You guys, Yeah, I get it. It's been it's been forever,
it is. We are literally it's literally been a while.

Speaker 5 (04:18:47):
Yes, we've been doing this fucking podcast.

Speaker 2 (04:18:56):
Yeah you really, you really should cut this into two episodes.
I think, Okay, I don't know how to do that.
I'm not going to It's a four hour podcast. Why
wouldn't you? I would go, I would chop it.

Speaker 5 (04:19:18):
I would chop it into I'm sure you would all right,
keep going?

Speaker 2 (04:19:24):
The funk was I saying? Oh? No, I was just
laughing at the fact that that, like, you're the only
person I know that still loves the Fast and Furious
franchise and so any opportunity to connect anything to Vin
Diesel is what happened to you? Okay, like you're like

(04:19:44):
Vin Diesel, oh my favorite actors.

Speaker 5 (04:19:47):
Literally, Suel, do you remember the season I'm talking about?

Speaker 2 (04:19:52):
Yes, I know I didn't see Triple Eggs, but but
I I thought, I was like, Okay, who's coming up?
I did think Nick fiery, but I didn't even Nick.
I did not in the theater. Actually was not made
in my brain, not at all.

Speaker 6 (04:20:08):
That's exactly what I thought when I saw the theater. Anyway,
I can't find the exact scene on YouTube. So I'm
I'm Matt, I'm a big man.

Speaker 2 (04:20:20):
So that's actually what's the what's the Paul Paul Bettany?

Speaker 5 (04:20:29):
Yeah, Batani that's his name, right.

Speaker 2 (04:20:33):
Me, that's yeah, it's yes. Okay. So this this confirms
that the the cameo he was alluding to was himself.

Speaker 5 (04:20:49):
Yeah it was himself.

Speaker 2 (04:20:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:20:50):
Oh yeah, no, that that was stupid.

Speaker 2 (04:20:55):
I I like it, though.

Speaker 5 (04:20:57):
I want to be friends with Paul.

Speaker 2 (04:21:00):
Great move.

Speaker 5 (04:21:02):
Okay, for thirty three years I've wanted to work with
this man. It's amazing. I can't wait for you all
to see it. And it's like, oh shit, this got
way bigger.

Speaker 2 (04:21:16):
Than my home.

Speaker 10 (04:21:18):
Is me?

Speaker 5 (04:21:19):
It's actually me? I, it's me, b Yeah, so this
bitch swatted my fucking headphones?

Speaker 2 (04:21:28):
What do you want?

Speaker 4 (04:21:29):
So?

Speaker 14 (04:21:30):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (04:21:30):
Se can second after credit scene? Uh, Wanda is what
they are astro projecting? Right?

Speaker 9 (04:21:46):
Yeah, I don't know if it's Wanda.

Speaker 5 (04:21:49):
Uh, we don't know, but let's just take it at
face value.

Speaker 2 (04:21:53):
Okay, wait, wait, why wouldn't we know if it's Wander?

Speaker 5 (04:21:57):
Okay, so there's that. I understand what Ricky saying, but
I want him to say it. I'm just like, we
see her, but you know, it could be somebody watching
her aster projecting to her.

Speaker 2 (04:22:10):
We don't know if it's Wanda reading that book. Is
that what you're saying?

Speaker 9 (04:22:14):
No, No, I think I think it's we see You know,
we're obviously watching Wanda, but we don't know if it's
the person who's a you know, the act of astro
projecting to her is Wanda. You know, you can take
it as somebody astro projecting, somebody else astro projecting to her,
watching her, you know, and do whatever she's doing.

Speaker 2 (04:22:36):
No, anyway, No, I don't. I don't like that.

Speaker 5 (04:22:38):
Okay, I don't know, don't I don't know if if
if it's the way you said it. But I also
don't understand what you're saying now. I thought I knew
what you're saying, but now I don't know what he's saying.

Speaker 9 (04:22:49):
It seems like it's not her. I mean, like obviously
she's astro projecting reading the book. But we get a
view of you know, the zoom in to Wanda, you know,
and this cabin. That seems like it's somebody else doing that.
But then we see here as we're rejecting, you know,
and reading the book.

Speaker 6 (04:23:08):
Okay, you you you you were saying that, it seems
like there's another presence that camera, the.

Speaker 5 (04:23:13):
Camera, camera is somebody camera being somebody else, got it?
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (04:23:20):
Personally, yeah, I did. I didn't think that was one
thing I want to say about just real quick before.

Speaker 5 (04:23:30):
Have you seen Beverly Hills Ninja.

Speaker 2 (04:23:37):
Veryan was like the way the camera pans in is uh.

Speaker 6 (04:23:41):
I think it's very interesting the way the camera depends
in because one it covers scenery and then just comes.

Speaker 2 (04:23:50):
Exactly what I'm saying, it's very It's very Thanos like
and uh in an endgame where he is just having
his farm. There's a shot where they zoom into his
little farmhouse.

Speaker 5 (04:24:07):
And yeah, but not so much in the way that
they did it like this, well.

Speaker 2 (04:24:10):
I know, because they go into her home and then
and then they show the astra projection. But I'm saying
the first shot, like, right away, that's what I felt.
I went, oh shit, she down house right now. Yeah,
I can see that because she was farming. And then
she goes right, she's like picking ship and she goes
inside of her little cabin. But I'm saying that just

(04:24:32):
that wide shot and they just just just sort of
reminded me of Okay, I it.

Speaker 6 (04:24:42):
I honestly think that that it's just, uh, this is
this is literally the most visual that we point that
we've been given.

Speaker 5 (04:24:51):
That she is more powerful than doctor Strange and he
is currently in my opinion, at face value. What I
took it as at face value did is she can
now astral project while she's awake. Weird, Yes, more powerful
than than what we've seen Crown.

Speaker 2 (04:25:12):
Oh my god, Oh fuck, let's back up. How about
what she fucking was? Actually? Finally all right, dude, I dude,
I got a boner. It was so great awesome. Ralph
Boner Oh, it was so cool when she finally fucking
she you know, she fucked over. You know what's her name? Agatha? Yeah, Agatha?

(04:25:38):
And I keep I keep calling her Agnes, and then
everyone keeps correcting me, right when you're not wrong. Yeah,
but yeah, when she foolds her and she just and
she like goes full power and the fucking crown comes up,
I was like, damn, which which means she saw herself
in the uh in the Mindstone? When when when the

(04:25:59):
fucking thing showed up? Remember when she saw a figure
and then she got knocked over?

Speaker 9 (04:26:03):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (04:26:04):
Yeah, And I actually I actually really like that about
how they played the Mindstone because literally, if you think
about think about Avengers the first movie. Uh, the question
was pointed to I believe Hawkeye where it was like,
what did the Mindstone show you? And it said, uh,
my next target, which means that this shows you the future,

(04:26:26):
shows you what you need to go to, shows you
your next thing. And so the fact of the matter
is that that didn't change. They really doubled out. It
was like it showed Wanda her next her final form
if you will. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I love that.
I love that wedding at least what they've been going through. Yes,

(04:26:48):
all of that incredible. I think that she's very powerful.

Speaker 6 (04:26:52):
I think she's more powerful than doctor Strange currently and
her now that she's learning stuff, she will be able
to do a lot of shit.

Speaker 2 (04:26:59):
There's another big thing, another big thing we didn't discuss either.
It was a lot of big things. Yeah, there's something
that happened between Rambo and.

Speaker 5 (04:27:10):
Oh yeah, Captain Marvel.

Speaker 2 (04:27:11):
Captain Marvel, which just like it sounds like she may
have fucked over a few people and and sword or
shield or something because they all don't like her.

Speaker 6 (04:27:22):
I think that it's as simple as or I mean,
could they elaborate, sure, but I think it's as simple
as the fact that this that one Monica Rambo hasn't
seen her since probably the events of Captain Marvel, which
was in the nineteen nineties when she was a kid,
and the fact that her mother got sick and she

(04:27:43):
wasn't around, and she resents Carol Dan versions for that.

Speaker 2 (04:27:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (04:27:48):
I don't know if.

Speaker 2 (04:27:49):
That's exactly the case, because it seems like it seems
like she's had a relationship with a Scroll for quite
a while, right, I mean, like what you know, it
doesn't would you I mean, like, would you be that
excited for or like what, I don't know, would you
really remember somebody that you encountered when you were like

(04:28:09):
five years old like that and then never saw again?

Speaker 5 (04:28:13):
One I think she was at least it was five,
Yeah she was wasn't five?

Speaker 2 (04:28:18):
Uh two?

Speaker 5 (04:28:19):
If they had super powers and could fly and the
radio ship, yes, I guess.

Speaker 9 (04:28:26):
And the fact that in I figure out what movie
exactly it was. But when they bring her back in,
you know, they kind of say, like you know where
it's when thor kind of like you know, goes up
to like like where were you at She's like, there's
a lot of other worlds that you know, had bigger problems.
That's rocket that was don Chele Okay, But yeah, I

(04:28:49):
mean that I think that's that's part of.

Speaker 2 (04:28:51):
It as well.

Speaker 6 (04:28:52):
Yeah, so I believe, I honestly believe that that Caroen
Denvers hasn't been back at least not for.

Speaker 5 (04:28:58):
Like meaningful ship where people knew that she was there
since then.

Speaker 2 (04:29:04):
Yeah. But but America. But America is the greatest planet
on the Earth.

Speaker 5 (04:29:11):
That I want that on T shirts.

Speaker 2 (04:29:14):
America is the greatest planet on the Earth.

Speaker 5 (04:29:17):
Hashtag Brandy all right. On that, I want to thank everyone,
of course for tuning in. I think you are all
are amazing, I really do.

Speaker 6 (04:29:27):
This has been probably the longest the long I know,
this is literally the longest episode we've ever had. Uh
and and I appreciate I appreciate you all so much.
Thank you for listening, Thanks for washing. If you haven't,
please check out Christina, Christina Marine leonardsh.

Speaker 5 (04:29:47):
Seed end.

Speaker 2 (04:29:50):
Weird website.

Speaker 5 (04:29:53):
Thinking the bio seed. It's not gonna go see.

Speaker 6 (04:29:58):
I'm sorry, but yes, of course check it out and
then and then please, like you know, just encourage new
growth for art.

Speaker 2 (04:30:08):
Hey, check out Robert Land. I've been producing weekly Mondays.
We we did a whole Mighty Ducks referees and talked
about all the first two. We're doing an episode every
week for the thirty year anniversary of the Mighty Ducks
that we're doing. We did one, we watched so the
other night we watched one, did a podcast about this week.

(04:30:31):
We watched two, did a podcast that come out next week.
Next week we're gonna watch three, which I've never even
seen before, and then and we're gonna do a podcasts
about it. Awesome.

Speaker 5 (04:30:42):
All right, you can follow us out all the links
in the bio and of course Christina Marie Leonards project
is also in there.

Speaker 2 (04:30:49):
We will see you next week.

Speaker 18 (04:30:54):
Good Bye everybody, Bye, travelous and drink five four Breen.

Speaker 1 (04:31:30):
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