Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

If you see something stupid--say something, Stupid! All of the stories you hear on this podcast are true. None of the names have been changed because no one is innocent from stupidity! Join ”Insane” Erik Lane on a journey through his stupid world where he, with the help of his Insane Florida Nephew, ”Pancho Guero”, will astound your with just how stupid humanity can be! You’ll hear tales of stupid criminal, stupid laws, stupid politicians, and stupid stunts...plus so much more! For the most stupendeous stupidity, there’s the weekly ”Genius Awards” & the latest current event stupidity from the ”Insane Week In Review”. Plus you can test your own stupidity by playing along with ”Pancho” for the weekly ”Insane Game Show” where you will try to determine who is a ”Porn Star” or a ”Weatherman” or if you’re going to a ”Strip Club” or a ”Steak House”! You’ll come away with a fresh feeling of confidence knowing that you’re not as stupid as you thought your were! Send your comments/questions or stupid story via email at ShourOut@InsaneErikLane.com. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: t.me/InsaneErikLane (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!

Episodes

Hammer To The Cheekbones; Bare Minimum For A Husband; & Frozen Brazillian Butt

April 26, 2025 • 95 mins
My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is surrounded by viruses from his 2 "Little Panchos" & is still waiting for them to find the one remaining Easter egg. He, in the meantime, is just in "survival mode"... He also delves into the new trend of "looksmaxxing". We also hear about a social media influencer who wasn't prepared for a photo shoot in a bikini in sub-freezing temps! And just how far will a woman go to find the perfect h...
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A Cotton-Pickin' Democrat; A 911 McD's Order; A Principal's Foot Rub

April 23, 2025 • 66 mins
A Texas Democrat found herself alone in the cotton patch after some stupid remarks she made at a church. A emergency dispatcher found herself in the wrong place to order McDonald's--while she's taking a 911 call. An elementary school Asst. Principal found herself in the wrong place to get a foot rub by a 13-y/o student--in her office.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
  • Flight Passenger Slammed for Spraying ‘So Much’ Disinfectant on...
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Sperm Race Betting; Foster Mom Trades Kid For Pet Monkey; & The Assassination Culture

April 19, 2025 • 118 mins
If you're puppies can swim, you will be the fastest fertilizer! If your Foster Mom doesn't like you, she might trade you off for a pet monkey! If you don't like who was elected president, you don't have the option to assassinate them! But some left-of-center people didn't get that memo. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew is trying to get through all of this week's stupidity, but it's hard to keep his composure!

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Airport Strip-downs; Pet Chicken Thief; & An Alabama Lunch Lady Teen Lover

April 16, 2025 • 72 mins
It seems nowadays more women choose to take off all their clothes in airports. Police nab a man who nabbed "Polly" the pet chicken & had to perform an intervention. School lunches may not taste very good, but school lunch ladies sure do...especially for a 16-y/o.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
  • A Fake Trucking Company Stole 80,000 Pounds of Meat Worth $350,000
  • PA Woman Loses $2.5 Million Lottery Ticket Left in Donated Jacket
  • M...
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Eating Grandpa--AGAIN; AK-47 Crotch-Shot; & A History of Buttholes

April 12, 2025 • 85 mins
This kids have found another urn & have been playing with grandpa...and he tastes so ...um, well, you'll find out. If you don't know how to use an AK-47, it's not a good idea to show it off. There's a lot to learn about the history of buttholes. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" actually learned some new terms!

In this episode...
  • [A Piece of My Mind] Gen Z Is Being Labeled ‘the Ghosted Generation’
  • The 10 Best April Fools' St...
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Stupidest Parking Ticket; Swimming Hole Sex Show; & Idaho Bans "Truck Nuts"

April 9, 2025 • 71 mins
(00:00:00) Stupidest Parking Ticket; Swimming Hole Sex Show; & Idaho Bans "Truck Nuts"
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Supidity
(00:46:30) insane Week In Review
(00:58:19) Genius Awards

I had 4 hours of my life that I'll never get back taken from the this week. I sat for jury selection...and GOT SELECTED. Ugh. Oh well, it's my "civic duty". Why do they need a radio DJ for a juror? I could have gotten out of it by coming in wearing a MAGA...
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Breast Milk Ice Cream; Stiffed Plumber Re-Clogs Pipe; & Snake Sperm Helps Singing

April 5, 2025 • 84 mins
I love ice cream probably more than I love breasts. But I don't need the 2 combined. Jessica Simpson swears by snake sperm to help her sing. If you call a plumber for an emergency, you'd better be prepared to pay up or get plugged up. My Insane FL Nephew celebrates his 34th birthday & is starting to feel old, but you'd never know it by his email address.

In this Episode...
  • [A Piece of My Mind] Gen Z Says If Your Email Address...
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ED Coffee To "Perk" You Up; An A.I. Suzanne Sommers; & A Meatball Gender Reveal

April 2, 2025 • 81 mins
The best part of wakin' up is putting a little "perk" in your cup of coffee from an ED drug! Forget taxidermy! The widower of "Three's Company" actress Suzanne Sommers can preserve his wife (who's been dead 2 years) with an A.I. robot of her! Mama Mia! We're having spaghetti with no meatballs! It must mean "It's a GIRL!" I'm serving up stupidity on the buffet line in this Midweek BONUS Episode!

In this episode...
  • Coffee Brand 'Fo...
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DNA-4-Sale; Twins Double Wedding AND Honeymoon; & An Anglo Converts To Afro

March 29, 2025 • 87 mins
Keep an eye out for me appearing in an Internet ad near your screen! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" takes his health kick to a new low--the sewer--by drinking "poop water". And besides our own stupidity, we have more from the rest of the world!

In this Episode...
  • DNA Testing Service 23andMe Files for Bankruptcy–DELETE Your DATA!
  • Twin Brothers Marry Twin Sisters in Double Wedding, Go on Joint Honeymoon
  • (OOPS!)...A Flight Had to...
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Sweatpant Jeans, Iguana Omlets, & A Naked Man Named, "Weiner"

March 26, 2025 • 67 mins
How casual can you get? Well, try "sweatpant jeans". Can't afford eggs? A man in FL is making omlets with iguana eggs & folks love 'em! What do you call a naked man walking around on the highway? Weiner. As in "Shawn Weiner". And in a podcast about stupidity, you'll hear all about it right here.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
  • FL Man's BMW Test Drive Tantrum Turns Into a Destructive Rampage; 
  • People Keep Mistaking Nail Glue f...
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St. Patty's "Borg" Binge; A Booger-Picker Puncture; & A Man Shot By His DOG

March 22, 2025 • 96 mins
St. Patrick's Day has come and gone and we've got some stupid stories from Boston--the home of the most Irish--who brought the "Borg". If you've ever had a "flapper" in your nose: A nose goblin that's hiding up in the netheregions that you can't get to. One man was digging away so hard, he punctured an artery. A couple learns a lesson about keeping a dog in the house with a loaded gun in bed.

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  • [A Piece Of My Min...
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Butter-Up Your Bawling Baby; Chicken Rentals; & A Super-Glued Bellybutton

March 19, 2025 • 72 mins
If you have a bawling baby, just shove a spoonfull of butter in his pie-hole! Egg prices are still not what they used to be and people are getting back to basics with farm-fresh eggs...thanks to chicken rentals. You can pick your friends but you're stuck with your relatives...who love to stick up your bellybutton with Super Glue! And the insanity never stops.

In This Episode...
  • Someone Paid $88,000 for a Cheeto That Looks Like a ...
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A Train Seat Tryst; A Pretzel Pregnancy; & Orgasm Retreats For Women

March 15, 2025 • 83 mins
This is more complicated than the old country song, "I'm My Own Grandpa". A man fathers a child with a mother AND her daughter. A man tries to father SOMETHING with a TRAIN SEAT. And women spend a week honing the fine art of climaxing. Can it get any more stupid than that? Of course! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" & I will demonstrate in this episode...

In this episode...
  • [A Piece of My Mind] Parents Spend 67 Hours a Yea...
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White House Woodshed; Sex Doll Destruction; & The NSA's Sexy Chats

March 8, 2025 • 84 mins
Everybody's got something to say about the way the Ukrainian President got "taken to the woodshed" by President Trump & VP Vance. A Chinese college kid didn't want to say anything about who would find his sex doll...especially his roommate...so he set her on fire. Federal government workers had a LOT to say about their sexual fettishes & fantasies in a NSA chatroom. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is saying alot about ...
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Robo-Pets; FL Man Games Return; & Plumber's Crack Fashion

March 5, 2025 • 75 mins
Why spend money on a dog or a cat when you can have one custom-made with artificial intelligence? My Insane FL Nephew didn't make it to the 2025 FL Man Games...even though it was held down the road from his house, but I still do have the details! Suddenly, fashion models are sporting their "coin slots" in style! And it's CRACK-ing people up.

In this BONUS Midweek Episode...
  • Dumb Duo Tries to Use a Cannon to Blast Drugs Into a Pri...
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Papa John's Bath Bombs; Tiger Urine For Rheumatism; & Male Enhancements

March 1, 2025 • 101 mins
There's nothing like getting out of the tub smelling nice & fresh...like a freshly baked PIZZA. China once again is ahead of its time by treating Rheumatism with cat pee. Men seem to be more impressed with enhancing their junk than they think the women are. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew, will also relate a story about how much make-up Mrs. Pancho really needs.

In this episode...
  • [A Piece of My Mind] "Not Guilty" For Being...
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Emotional Support Chickens, Camo Port-a-Potty Deerstand, & Pre-Sucked Skittles

February 26, 2025 • 63 mins
How many chickens do you need living in your HOA to make you feel safe? For one lady, 1 is one too many! An innovative deer hunter found himself fined for doing "double doody" on private property. A crazy ex-girlfriend really sucked at punking her ex-boyfriend's truck! Plus the weekly rundown of the Insane Week In Review & the weekly winners for our Genius Awards all in this Midweek BONUS Episode!

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  • Doctor Sa...
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R-Rated Fortune Cookies Mixup; Company Sex Day; & Spunk In Space

February 22, 2025 • 94 mins
What would happen if a man's rocket blasted off in space? We do the math. If you like your fortune cookies with a bit more blue, you'd better make sure they are mailed to the right address. Forget taking a sick day...some companies are offering a sex day & the employees are picking this over a bonus check.

In this episode...
  • [A Piece of My Mind] Woman Without Kids Posts, Then Deletes Rant About Parents Bringing Their Kids To ...
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Exploding Toilets; Chow Chow Tigers, & Donkey Zebras

February 19, 2025 • 68 mins
Zoos in China must be resorting to anything to bring in visitors. I've got more stories of painted animals posing as exotic exhibits! Potties in Pittsburgh, PA are blowing up...and they're not at the local Mexican restaurants--they're at City Hall! If you want to live a healthy lifestyle, make sure your belly button is oiled well.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
  • An Exploding Toilet Landed a Guy in the Hospital; 
  • Woman charged wit...
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Human Collie Update; Driver's LIcense For The Blind; & A Sewer Pipe Shower

February 15, 2025 • 100 mins
Do you "email like a man? That could be problematic! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has been playing around with "Mrs. Pancho's" GenEmoji app on her phone & well..the results are pretty impressive. He also tells of a lawmaker who protested the election of Donald Trump by sterilizing herself. That'll show him.

In this episode...
  • [A Piece Of My Mind] Women Are Trying to Sound More ‘Masculine’ When Emailing Co-Workers, But:...
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