Inside the Industry James with guests Crystal Christy

Fun broadcast with James' guests Christy Canyon and Crystal Rush

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is Christie's birthday yesterday?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
They spilled happy birthday, bitch, God, really that's what you
think of me?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Happy birthday?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
And you know what you got my favorite cake, Pineapple
upside down cake.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
But those they don't know. I love you.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Okay, I'm gonna make a wish even though my birthday
was yesterday.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
I continue it throughout there.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Happy birthday, Okay, Happy birthdays, Christy, Happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Day, Happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
And now speech on the scandle.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I'm gonna squirt on it to get it off. Okay, Okay,
I'm making my wish. I'm making my wish. Hold on,
hold on, I have so many wishes. Why do I
just have one to pick? Do I that one'll do? Okay?
This one?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Pineapple upside Down my favorite cake in the universe. You
know who sent me some yesterday and it's already gone,
so I'm glad I have more.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Patrick the Handler, so I want to think of that.
That's my favorite cake. I don't really like cakes, and.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I like gummy bears whatever, but Pineapple.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Upside Down cake I will polish off.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
And I made for you girls tonight and all of
you out there to check this out. This is let's
bring our camera over here. Please come over this way. Hello,
working on it? Here we go, Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
You've got nice muscles.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
This is beef stroking off, but in honor of the
girls being on tonight, we're calling it beef stroke him off.
With the egg noodles and the tender pieces of a
surloin beef cubed. Then you have onions and some green

(02:02):
peppers and carrots shredded very slightly. Then you have peas,
and then of course you have the mushrooms, and then
it's in a cream of mushroom sauce. Girls, how did
it come out? Good?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay, I'm on my second plate.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I got here a per usual starving right, Jane Barley,
you have once again, and.

Speaker 6 (02:20):
You can stroke every nordle into your mouth. You a
delicious piece of beef.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
And she knows how She said you could stroke it.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yes, And then so our variation of the bread is
going to be the sourdough bread with manga chutney on
the top. These are fun little dishes that you can
make around the house. So instead of toasting, I like
to butter these up and then toast them up that way.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Where did the cookbook go? From three years ago.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I don't know. I've still gotta do that. I still
have got to you that. I hear you.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
I hear your time goes so fast, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
It's crazy? You want some stroke come off? Oh yes,
I'm a couple of plates there.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I can, and I have to point out to everybody
watching inside the industry. But before I go further with
my chin of thought, give us a call. We are
live on inside the industry. Crystal Rush, James Bartlay, some
battle axe.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
I don't know, Christy girl, not a legend. Give us
a call.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
It eight eight two to one two five eight zero.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's right there in the teleportis cartoon.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Well, I can't see it from here.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
Okay, that's why I sneak your faces right there, like
I'm not ship.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
There it is, well, give us a call. Is right there?
God damn it.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
See I've only been here once since you updated your system.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh that's true, Yeah, very true. Oh my god, this
is my cruise. Gonna love this too. This is really
just super different.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
I say.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I usually do porn star birthdays. I was remiss and
forgot this week, kind of like last time. But obviously
my birthday was yesterday does anybody here know who else's
birthday was yesterday?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Well? Who it is today is Dominique Simone.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Oh my god, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Happy birthday, Dominique.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Okay, Well, who was yesterday with me? I'll give you
a hint. She was a fellow.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Vivid girl, Barbara Eden.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
No, that's Barbara dare M Tory Wells.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Tory Wells. Oh my god, I love Tory.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
I mean she's one year younger but born on the
same day.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Wow, and you did a lot of movies with her.
I didn't do one, really, I thought you did.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
We were vivid girls at different times, you know, we
were definitely. Hold on, This is my gas station, got
you so cute? I met a new guy.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
We'll call her.

Speaker 7 (05:00):
An evening.

Speaker 8 (05:00):
This is this guy from Pennsylvania. Happy birthday to dominate
the phone.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Be stroking off.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
The beef stroke them off. And by the way, it's
guy's birthday today. Happy birthday, Guy. Oh?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yes, who is it?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
You know? Guy? Wonderful fan?

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Guy?

Speaker 8 (05:25):
Hello, everyone, it's a pleasure to hear.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
You at all. Now, Guy, you sent me some questions
you wanted to ask the girls. But since you're calling
in now, why don't you ask this this very interesting
question that you posed to us.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Go for it.

Speaker 7 (05:39):
Be for this question.

Speaker 8 (05:40):
I'd us like a fake movie that's never been made.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
It's a fake movie, The.

Speaker 8 (05:47):
Red for the Hunt for Red, Podenda, the Hunt for
Red a bait for.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
The question to hear the Hunt for Red?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
What what's a I.

Speaker 8 (06:00):
Just fixed the part not the back of renal.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
It's a sex thing, okay, and this movie never happens, so.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
It never happened. But he wanted to know when I
would we make this movie kind of like a parody
Hunt for Red October.

Speaker 8 (06:18):
Hunt for necessarily, but to use it at the base
to add some that will help your listeners and sewers
understand more about what goes into adult movie making a movie?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Can you translate? I can't hear him?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yes I can if I'm okay, So what he's saying,
you're correct, games, you're correct, guys, stay on the air
with us. Don't click off yet. You know birthday boy guy? Okay,
so what he's it's his birthday today?

Speaker 9 (06:49):
Too?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh wow? So what we're saying is say, we're making
this movie. Okay, what goes into making a movie?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Sex?

Speaker 7 (07:02):
Right?

Speaker 8 (07:02):
But I have questions for interviews separately regarding it. For example,
for James, yeah it exists, is how would you design
the stage layout? See who would you ask direction produce
it for a real movie and answering to please briefly

(07:24):
discuss the elements of stage layout fastumon producing, lighting and
sounds directing that would go into that.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Okay, I'm going to use an example here on this
guy years ago. And you know, last week we had
Dick Chubbles on the show I Love Him and we
did the Saw parody. Nobody wanted to give us any
money to make it. They said, nobody's gonna want to
get scared and jack off at the same time. Yes,

(07:51):
they will.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
You'd be surprised. Surprised.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, So what we did is we financed that ourself.
We built all of the sets, We built all of
the traps because in this Saw movie you have to
fuck to get out of the trap.

Speaker 9 (08:09):
Oh wow, yeah, that part.

Speaker 6 (08:11):
You know, I definitely better like this in the Soul
movie when you have to cut your lecros.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Okay, it's just can I succus? You can be free
FU give me too.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
So to answer your question, guy, it's about planning and
making the movie.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Okay, Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
So what goes into that. They the companies nowadays that
run the adult industry and mainstream as well, they're not
putting out a lot of money because the economy is
bad right now. So we find a lot of indie
filmmakers guy, that are financing this themselves and they're building
the sets themselves. Oh thank you, honey. So with that

(08:54):
in mind, you have to be very careful when you're
doing this stuff and doing your budget that you leave
enough money to build that set, to build those props.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Yes, honey.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
First of all, you have to find an investor or
like pay money yourself, because nowadays we have a million
actresses and actors who believe what they're like big star,
but in fact they have no idea how talk to
a stage and nobody wants to invest manu like and
somebody who is maybe bring you some impact or maybe not,
and so just will like now you have to lean

(09:28):
on yourself, invest yourself and find the amounts of like
the same way of crazy people who going through like
you know, like give up or bullshit and make it
with you.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Now why is birthday boy? Asking? Do you want to
make porn? Do you want to be a no, no.

Speaker 8 (09:44):
No, just because there's a lot of people I know,
it's like we don't know what all goes into making
the movie, all the background stuff.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Oh the stuff it goes to make stuff is incredible.
Now here's another example. There's a brand new movie that
I'm starting in for seth Gamble and Wicked and Gamma,
and it's called Once Upon a Time in the Valley.
The premiere is next Thursday. That What's Upon a Time
in the Valley?

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah, I did, Ginger did it about Tracy Lords.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
But again to answer the question, you know, it was
a lot of budgeting, trying to get locations at a
good price.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
And you have to get when I show a digital
playground last year, they didn't get a permit and the
cops came because we were in a very quiet neighborhood.
There's all these cars were about to shoot, and Ricky's like,
everyone stopped copy.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I remember that we had to leave.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
For all my years decades Inborn, I never had a
set shut down on me.

Speaker 9 (10:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Now, what's going on now in the state of California
is they're trying to get those perts. They're trying to
get the permits lowered. Now so it'll be more appealing
for filmmakers to make those movies.

Speaker 6 (11:11):
You know, it looks like more like lack of financial
like financing and like you know, over using off opportunity
for example, you know, I pay you two hundred, but
I but I fuck you like for a thousand and
so it's what like most companies, like you know in
mainstream or even our wondering still like they're doing. They
pay you like they try to pay you all the less,

(11:31):
but like use you for more and as well, like
you know, like some ne like you know who thinking
like what you can do for a movie you have
to give up a lot of money like for that
because you know.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
A picture cute to send them My guy that I
met today at the gas station.

Speaker 6 (11:45):
Yeah, like you know, I always like the pictures, like
you know, and like so you know, when suns shine
over my face and I'm like you see, like I'm sound,
I can like make you warm.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
We can burn your fucking.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Down, bitch if you disappointed me.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
It's a fucking cute.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Pineapple upside down cake. It's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
It's so good I can't stop eating it. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
You know what though, can I just say my last,
it's not even worth two cents one cent. It's unless
you're a big company like Gamma or Digital Playground, Vix
and whatever they're called, Adam and Eve is not worth it.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
There's no money left in the business.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Unless you're one of the huge companies or your talent
and you're doing collaboration or your talent.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
And you go into alliance for the visits this company right.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Just sending up on a tube site and or and
you know, guys, somebody is downloading it.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
No, guys, we.

Speaker 6 (12:40):
Forget like one important moment, which is like after coronavirus,
like you know, like change a lot of things before
coronavirus or even like before like maybe when I just
started doing ten years ago and stuff.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
So when she says coronavirus, like.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Eat and stuff.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
When Connie thing goes happen in our life like so
before for example, Dave was looking for you for me,
for you, and they was making.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Star out of us.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
Like so they find somebody like who have a potential
or wherever it is, and they was working with it.
So now like they don't give a fuck, like what
like you have a potential or like you might be
start they are alreadily looking for people who is have
like you know, following who is a raging like you know,
build themselves out them. For example, all these like girls
who have contracts and like brothers, fixs and whatever they
Aradia was doing good without these companies.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
Regio was doing.

Speaker 6 (13:30):
Great, and this company they don't want to and they
don't want to invest money like in somebody new because
for example, today I knew and I'm like okay, like
now I'm.

Speaker 5 (13:37):
Ready to put the CGS in my ass.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
And tomorrow I fell in love and like and I'm
like okay, fuck you and know no radio like you know,
like put the whole company inside in me. Yes, And
now we have like you know, girls who is a
raging like you know, like okay, like lives like you know,
love is not exist for me who and so? And
she's by being whole like she's a rage I mean
like cyber and so. And by doing this she alagally
like make local followers like an Instagram and like TikTok

(14:00):
it's like only friends. And now when she's already had
her all, they want her because it's not just her
who have a potential, it's just somebody who will bring
like this like one million people from your accounts. So
they're not losing anything like they just gain and so
they don't want to deal with something new.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
They already want you experienced. And so this is how
it's changing.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
So and now if you want to start doing something,
you have to do something if you just like you know,
like new talent who I don't know care like write
the scripts or like you know, like the being like
nice actor.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
It's not enough show what you got.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
God damn it, guy.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
I hope we answer your question fairly.

Speaker 9 (14:34):
Well.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yes, I have.

Speaker 8 (14:37):
A question for a quick question for Crystal answers if
they both answer this one. Okay, if they had full
casting authority over any movie, who am I telling your viewers?
What all goes into the casting proctor?

Speaker 1 (14:56):
So I say, you girls, I have a chance to
do a movie. Okay, who would you cost? What do
you go about costing talent.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Who you want to fuck?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Right? But I mean do you contact them directly? You know?

Speaker 6 (15:11):
For example, for me, it was like a few times
like I'm like andless respect these producers. Like for example,
one of them was Pat Mane. He just like went
like you know, like this thing, yes, And I remember
like you know, every time like he was working with me,
even it wasn't movie just for a me, it was like,
you know this like REGs Bank and something like this.
Every time he was asking me which girls I want
to work with, which guys I want to work with?

Speaker 5 (15:33):
And I was trying to be nice. I'm not saying
like like this chic or only this.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
You know what it's It's a different scenario every time
when you do collaborations, you call I called Isaiah Maxwell,
I called Dread.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
You don't need an agent for that. When I worked
for Vixen and Digit Ground, I was day with send me.
But what do you think of him?

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Christ Yes, yes, no, yeah, you know it's it's that's
just yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
If you if you want to make it successful, like
and if you want to let you know, like make
like how to fucking like turn it into the real
question of sex. You have to let like the talents,
like you know, at least like have like you know
this like ratio to peak like for example, yes, like
maybe I'm not supposed to call anyone I'm not friendly,
but at the same time, like I like I get
like question about who I would like to like film with,

(16:16):
I will give a list of people, because yeah, maybe
not exactly this person, but at least like I'll give
you list who I feel comfortable with.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
And back in the day, like when I was a
contract start for Vivid, you just told them who you
want to work with. You don't really have a know list,
but you're like, oh, I'm wanna fuck Tony today, I
want to fuck this one.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
T T boy.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
I'm sure that that's the kind of question of that
every talent is going to happen.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
I'm still like you believe and only in another.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Moment about that, I hope as that question, well, you know,
it's have another caller on the line. Oh well, is
there not the other color on? Who is that? Jason
Seping's nice?

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Sweet, my beautiful.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
I got that gorgeous candle that you sent me for
my birthday, honeyway, and I lit it last night and yeah,
like a yes, yep, yep, yep, it was beautiful. It's like,
what was it, cinnamon and apple?

Speaker 3 (17:16):
It was just delicious nice?

Speaker 8 (17:19):
Yeah, yes, indeed, you have more things to arrive this week.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Oh you are Wow.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
For the thirty years you have been nothing but kind
and wonderful and sweet to me.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Keep being awesome place.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 10 (17:31):
Yesterday is the anniversary when we first met.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
And that was at the Erotica LA. That the way
I low that, and I was wearing those orange micro shorts.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
So can you imagine some people.

Speaker 8 (17:47):
Picture of the anniversary? What, sweetheart, I d m you
a picture of when we met it when we met
at the convention, and I saw that.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
That's I'm not that good.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
I don't remember what I wore thirty years ago, but
I do remember we had a hot pinkle.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
So we'll remember what you were yesterday.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
I can't sometimes I don't remember what yesterday.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yesterday exactly exactly, but sweepye, you are adorable.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Thank you for everything. What is your question for your
ladies and James tonight?

Speaker 7 (18:18):
If you in Crystal could find an ideal setting for
a sex scene, where would.

Speaker 10 (18:22):
You have it?

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Oh that's a good one.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
I thought of you and I Crystal on a hammock
in the Caribbean with like the ocean behind us.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
You would fall out of the hammock.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
I would not. You hook your feet were fucking the crazy.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Scissor thing.

Speaker 6 (18:43):
Okay, I remember today I was shadding you like I'm
quite to figure. I used to kind like you know,
I do whatever like Yourno like for Likeno, people around
mutually feel good. So I feel good, And you know,
Hammock thinks it's wonderful because first of all, I love
it's so like you. You can child in a hammock
and I can just come and coddle you, and then
we can roll it out and fell the fucking mattress
reach before we fell in this matterress.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
And look how excited you got thinking about it. Look
how hard she got.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
You are just a pervert. Let me ask you something.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
I'm observant.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Let me ask Sweepee something. The sweepy knows my body
of work more than I do. Didn't I have sex
in a Hammick in one of the Passages series? I
believe it was, I think with Jennifer Stewart.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Oh my god, I haven't heard that name in years.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
Actually, James, Now you ask like how it's possible? And
am I not to like mind like start creating the
like no ideas, and you like you're all right? What yes,
like you can learn this hammer? Can I just jump
into this like little holes into Hammock? And I can't,
let you know, I can't Like Caesar, you like I
can reach you, I.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
Can hold you.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
You'll get it.

Speaker 9 (19:50):
You'll get it.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
So yes, because here's the fun thing about horn.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
It's all about this wonderful fantasy sex.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah, we've bed sometimes idea of like I'm fucking my
secretary over the desk or I'm sucking her in a
lounge chair out by the pool.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
It's all those A lot of times work, you're on
the copy machine when the copier is running.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Now you know that better better have a face.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
It's like.

Speaker 6 (20:17):
Exactly but you know, but you know, actually what I
find out not long time ago.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
What's like, yes, like all of us like when we
have like a seeing like in the.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
Bats, we're like, oh my god, that's finally will be
comfortable and stuff. But sometimes like you know, our not
to mind and like you don't want us to do
something normal like yes, it's maybe like I'm comfortable share.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
Table and stuff.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
And you know, sometimes when you have a right partner
who is like you know, not in a rush to
like you know, you know, like make this like you know,
like stupid fucking try to heal you like this like
you know, uneven surface then for example, you know, like
it was before my birthday and like I was having
like sex like you know in this like the camp,
like camp in the fucking table next to the bench.

(20:57):
It's was leal, simple table like next to us like people.
It was completely uncomfortable to me, so people cannot fit
on it. Like my my niece was like, but idea.

Speaker 7 (21:05):
What is this?

Speaker 3 (21:06):
And Sweepy, what else?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Baby, You'll just have to call back.

Speaker 10 (21:10):
I want to say that I'm so thanking for these
thirty years, Christy, even.

Speaker 7 (21:14):
A great part of my heart.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
I love you so much.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
See well, buddy, we love you, Sweepy.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
That's your health doing.

Speaker 11 (21:23):
It's still rough.

Speaker 10 (21:24):
But we shall be able to go to Exatica, but
I don't think I can this year.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I don't worry about it.

Speaker 9 (21:31):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Take care of your healthy. Your health comes first.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
We love you, Sweepy, and appreciate everything that you do.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
All the stars are right here on the show, so
you know.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
And then you, Hanne, wealth is health and like nobody
wants you like you and you're six, so take care
of yourself. And then like you know, like Colm and Shine.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Thank you so much, thank you sweep all right. Our
number is eight one eight two three one two five
eight zero. We lost some people over the last forty
eight hours here twenty four hours, uh, an industry veteran
and the industry professional, a man who has loved so
much in this industry and by you the fans out

(22:10):
there from his reality show Family Business that he did
with his cousin Seymour. But cousin Stevie passed away over.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
There, and I'm so sorry to hear that.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
You know, I have to ask Crystal, have you heard
of cousin Stevie?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Even ask Seymour Butts have you heard of No?

Speaker 2 (22:28):
See, they were very nineties early millennium. But I'm not
episodetime gus, you.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
Know, don't ask me like I'm not local.

Speaker 6 (22:39):
And so everything I'm seeing like you know, like from
nineties and like even like you know, two thousands, like
I was watching this from raw and like we was
five years behind. So maybe if I will leave on
this continent.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Story, I probably all right. We got to take a
call here right now. Hello caller, who sits where you're
calling from?

Speaker 11 (22:55):
Hey, James is Jason?

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Hello Jason, Heyney, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 11 (23:01):
Everybody?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
I love a whole lot. We'll say happy birthday to Christy.

Speaker 10 (23:08):
Happy birthday, Christie, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
I love whaten Daddy has the force of Christie's brother.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Wish your sister happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I'll give you the back of my hand.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
You know you're ground. God damn it.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yes we are here, baby, It was actually yesterday, but
I'm glad that I'm here.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
And this cake is so goddamn good.

Speaker 11 (23:28):
Oh my god, I just wouldn't let everybody.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Else Thank you.

Speaker 11 (23:34):
You could wear that more often.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Can I point something else out that James is wearing
a very special shirt that I gave him about a
year ago, my very last Vivid T shirt.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
This was when we were still broadcasting out of the
Vivid building and that was at.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
The end of an era. That is a classic T shirt.
In the back.

Speaker 11 (23:58):
I used to watch video back of the nineties.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
What baby.

Speaker 10 (24:03):
I used to watch the Vivid movies back.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Oh everybody did. I gotta tell you.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
I used to wear their shirts like they used to
have the Vivid Girl T shirts tank tops, and I'd
wear them to the gym and back twenty years ago,
everyone's like Vivid.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Oh my god, Vivid Girl.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Now if I wore one, nobody at the gym would
even bad an eye, Like now they.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Oh, I know. I warned this to the grocery store
and the girl goes, oh, is that a paper towel company?
And I go, well, when you watch these movies, you
had a paper towel to clean up the gym.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Now if you were like a Browsers or a Vixen
or what.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
They don't even know what Browsers is.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
They do know what browsers.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
They thought it was a line of Braziers.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
No, they did not think that everyone knows who Brawsers
is and Vixen.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
But it's just weird.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
How over dare I say twenty years no one even
knows what Vivid really is anymore.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
I actually get recognized.

Speaker 11 (25:00):
I wear my shirt every day's public and I get
so many.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Wait say that again, James was talking about himself and
his big cock.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
What was that?

Speaker 11 (25:12):
Okay, I wear my porn shirt public every day and
I get so many.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Because that's the thing now, Vivid, everyone who watched a.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Corner Are they paying you to do that?

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Vivid's a relative, he probably, sir, But.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
I mean, you know, you should be getting some money
from that. Porn should give you some free scenes.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah, actually and stuff.

Speaker 6 (25:36):
I remember exactly eight years ago, like we like, you know,
places was like the first times, like when I was
coming to your podcast, still was there.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
I had no idea about with all this building courage
and was like kind of empty and stuff.

Speaker 12 (25:48):
But it's like, you know, it's nice to think with
like you know, you know, I was at least at
the moment when it's still be there, you know, you know,
an every time when I hear like something, we have
a dreams from it just with.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
I'm like, it's just like you related to death place.

Speaker 11 (26:03):
You and Christy Canyon should be a model.

Speaker 10 (26:06):
You guys look so beatiful. You guys look so beautiful.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
They are model.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
There is that we learned to model in the day.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
I learned from Ron Vogel Mike Cares photographer because I'm like, yes,
He's like, yeah, that doesn't look sexy.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
I'm like he's like no, He's like, Juli, your vowels are.

Speaker 9 (26:25):
Eh.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Oh you That's how I learned how to model.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
And that's cool. All right, Jason, thanks for calling in, buddy.
You have a good weekend, all right? All right? Next caller,
Hello caller, and who is this tonight? Calling in?

Speaker 7 (26:45):
Hello James, it's still formally BFI.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
I love you.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
BFFI Hello, Bfi B five been.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Buddies for twenty five years. Well, I met you originally
on Playboy Radio. We went to dinner at Vitello's twenty
minut and it's late. You was a fucker, but you're
lucky hitman in your military outfit because it was really
hot and sexy.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
And then we just became fast friends.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
We traveled the world together, and I love you as
a friend so much.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
Bill.

Speaker 7 (27:17):
Actually it was long before the radio.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
You're right, it was me friends.

Speaker 7 (27:22):
Als.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
We did meet in about nineteen ninety at OL's Diamond Cabaret.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
OL's Dimond Cabaret.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Downtown Reading, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Oh there that we did meet there, but then we
kind of lost touch.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
I don't know, for about twenty years. But I just
love you.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
We talked the other night for like two hours and
just caught up. I love people in your life that
you may go for a week or a month without
talking to just because life gets crazy and busy, and
then you talk again and it's like no time slip by.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah, I got to figure it.

Speaker 7 (27:57):
I'll stay happy. I'll say happy Birthday again even though
I said it on the right day.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Yes, yes you did, and I'll.

Speaker 7 (28:06):
Say hello to James because I haven't spoken to James
in a long time.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
That's right, you haven't called in in a long time.
I hope you keep listening and say hello to our
other wonderful bff, the loveliness Crystal.

Speaker 7 (28:17):
Rushy, Hello, Chrystal. I've spoken to James, I've spoken to Christie,
but I've never spoken to Sexy Crystal, and now you have.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
But now, Bill, you probably might remember this. And Crystal,
there was a time back in the day, good old days,
and Christy and I had a show on Vivid Radio
and Crystal would come on my show and she would
do a j O I jerk off instruction that's okay,

(28:52):
but she does it with that lovely Russian accent. So
sexy and guys were just you just go thud for
the three thoo bob you lord b It was like crazy.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
And when I back in the day, Bill, we didn't
even know what a j O. I was.

Speaker 7 (29:11):
No, you know, I don't need any instruction. When I
look at Christian.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Good good man, we love you, all right, Thanks for
calling in, buddy. All right? Okay, next caller, Hello, caller,
who's this where you call him from?

Speaker 9 (29:30):
Shut it out.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Hello. Hello, Yes you're there, you're right on the air
Live with Us.

Speaker 11 (29:36):
Now, Hi James. My name is John. I'm a Facebook
fan with you.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Okay, great, Hello John, and say hello to my special
guest Christy Canyon and Crystal Rush.

Speaker 11 (29:51):
Yes, Christy, to your friend John. Hi John, Happy birthday?

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Did we date?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Did I marry you?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
I'm not on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
I know that's what you made.

Speaker 11 (30:13):
No, I'm friends with Patrick Palmer.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
I have a lot of friends through I know that's
my damn memory. I just turned a certain age yesterday.

Speaker 11 (30:26):
Happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah you saw her cake. It says happy birthday. You're
now in a ARP I know right? Wait?

Speaker 3 (30:34):
John, have I met you? How are we friends? Fill
in the fuyeah the girl?

Speaker 11 (30:40):
Wait, we've hung out at Pains and we hung out
and we went to the Wait.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Okay, wait, you're my onion ring guy.

Speaker 11 (30:50):
Yes, well say onion Ring John.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Jesus Christ I've got you. Talk John, I've got one ball, John.

Speaker 13 (30:58):
I've got John.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
You're fucking onion ring John, like you such a doup
for Numa. I don't know any other John.

Speaker 11 (31:08):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Yes, I agree, that's all. Yet, don't make me dig
so hard.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
It's exhausted on hold right now we've got Steve uh
Cotton candy up his ass. Why master bidding to Crystal?

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, I know, like I don't know five thousand John's
you gotta narrow it.

Speaker 6 (31:31):
Down, baby, you know, like I feel like interrupted for
a second internation.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Yeah, every time, like James, like you know, like when
we go like for all this like and just.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
Like you give this like how to get into purm
and there's like talk people like you have to have
your fire, fake fire, hot face face. It's exactly how
we're gonna remember you.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Anyway, now that I've fucking narrowed you down to the right, John, John,
and we're.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Gonna send him some special inside the industry onion rings.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Oh my god, it's like this like pull and John.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Oh, I don't I know you well anyway, Thank you
very much, John.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
I do see you on my Instagram posting, you know,
under my stuff and you're you are adorable. In fact,
we did Canters, now that you refresh my fucking memory.
We did Canters with that whole group of like fifteen. Yes,
we did it after Herschel Savage memorial about a year

(32:35):
and a half ago. You got to refresh the old girl's.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Memory over so often.

Speaker 11 (32:42):
I'm miss talking to you, Oh.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Sweetheart, I missed talking to you as well.

Speaker 11 (32:48):
Crystal Rush to say hello to you too. You're such
a beautiful woman and I love your film.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Thank you, Hanney, I very appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (32:57):
Nice to meet you, and uh, hello to everybody.

Speaker 11 (33:02):
And I have a wonderful thank you.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
John.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Great to hear from you and narrow you down.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
John.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
All right, before we go to a commercial break, before
we had that big log of calls there coming in,
we were talking about cousin Stevie Hugh just passed away,
you know.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
From what we never got to answer that.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
He had complications. Okay, yeah, he was sick and he.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Had to come and he's older, he was you know,
he's no spring.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
We lost Paul Thomas last week too, so that was
a very sad thing. I did a lot of movies
with him. And then also today we lost Anne Burrell
from Food.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Network show and I think that was yesterday.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yes, a wonderful woman. I met her at a charity event.
I think it was one of our animal rights events
and it was over here in southern California. Really great gal.

Speaker 9 (33:56):
We talked for a while about.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Food and stuff, and I told her how I have
the foodies, TV and starting and everything, and.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Uh, did you tell you beef stroked me off?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
No? I did not say beef stroked me off to
a mainstream to tube.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
You know, you can mumble this and so like one
hand you say this and another like you not.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Anyway, she was a wonderful girl and a big star
and food that work and a wonderful person and young yeah,
and young too. She was very young. Yeah, yeah, fifty
five and I mean I'm much older than that. And
I don't know. I saw the crystal about that before
you got here, and I go, I'm am, I gonna
outlive everybody. And because he said yes, because she's part

(34:43):
she's part gypsy, so she can predict these Yes, I
stole your.

Speaker 6 (34:46):
Horse, so now I can predict your future. Yes, I'm
really like you know, like my tree for example, like
my father, like he was a son of like three
times like girls, grand grand grand greg grandmother. She was
like really daughter of her the gypsy community. And every
time I was making jokes and I'm like, okay, Grenn
you tell me, do you exchange my grain?

Speaker 5 (35:05):
Liquo? Like for a fucking liking necklace.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
She's like, Okay, what what energy do you get from
this hottie that I met at the gas station today?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Oh boy, here we go.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
What you can play in games together?

Speaker 3 (35:18):
But phone have fun, listen to role playing fun stuff.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
He's like, you can't see this, butter.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Ie like he's also okay, No he's not.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
He's like he's playful.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, he's playful.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
And for example, if you're up to things like if
you have to like let's get some bullshit, Yeah, you
can create some.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Much See Crystal can tell prediction. She doesn't read tea leaves,
but she reached underneath and she felt my hemorrhoids, and
she goes, you're going to live to ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Crystal would never dare go near nobody would go near
your hemorrhoids.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I'm just kidding. Oh, let's go out to a commercial break,
shall we and try to get some declorum back on
this program. We're going to be right back right after this. Hey,

(39:01):
welcome back. It's James Bartalay. Inside the industry. Christy Kanyon,
the birthday girl is here. International film star Crystal Rush
is here. Our phone number, But what was that?

Speaker 5 (39:16):
I say hello.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
No, you said the good one.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
I say it's drass. You just means hello. I like
to that. That means like being health as fuck and
I like to see you God.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Oh I like that. I'm doing an impression of Danny
Kay from The Inspector General. Yeah, remember that movie. Anyways,
our phone number to call in is A one eight
two three one two five eight zero only fans. Let's
tell everybody our only fans address.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
I am Christy Kanyon one one.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Okay, Crystal Rush, what is your change? Oh?

Speaker 5 (39:57):
I'm got a rush goddess.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
What I'm god this rush rush goddess.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Look at the way she does that to playst.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
A goddess rush.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
I'm at Jame's bark light on only fans. Okay, Now
let's take another call. Hello, caller who says where you
call him from?

Speaker 11 (40:15):
Hey, James, it's Jason again.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
He miss us.

Speaker 8 (40:20):
I just want to let you know you need Tommy
Pistol on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Tommy has been on several times. You don't do you
watch her show at all?

Speaker 3 (40:29):
And the Artooghy Pistol.

Speaker 10 (40:31):
No Tommy Pistol, No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
No, Jason, Jason, listen to me very carefully friends with.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
The Onion Ring. John.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yeah, Jason, watch the archives of the show. Tommy Pistol
has been on many times. Oh okay, yeah he's been.

Speaker 7 (40:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
That guy makes me laugh. I don't think I could
ever fuck him because.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
I just want to Jason call him in right now.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Oh, French Fry, Jason.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
French Fried. He said, that's your new nickname, your French Fried. Jason.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
How do you like that music with John?

Speaker 11 (41:08):
And I just wanted to tell you Strode.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Well, thank you, Jason, I appreciate that. I will send
He was watching the show, said.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
He had last night in bed with you and it
was really good.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
No, he did not.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Well, it's little detail.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
John Ham was last night.

Speaker 6 (41:29):
You think about what's happened yesterday. Let's stay with bitterness.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Okay, So all, Jason, I will send you the recipe,
and in fact, for any of the fans out there
you want recipes of anything you see on the show,
will send you the recipe for that.

Speaker 11 (41:46):
Okay, I'll.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Will be a little different.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
Yeah, depends what you had before.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
That's why we call it beat stroke them off stroke able.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
Now you can see our secret ingredients.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
James finally got me to taste them. You're delicious.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Oh you know them. It's that time that you and
Ginger and I.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
That's right, Pa, I jerked you off with my.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Feet into the trash can.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Yeah, you fucking dumped your load in the trash can.
And I think dirty mariadic?

Speaker 5 (42:21):
Now, guys, can you imagine? Now I go into sleep
with this information?

Speaker 1 (42:25):
All right, let's go, Thank you, Thank you, he's saving us.
We got another call here to go do Hello caller
who says where you call him from tonight?

Speaker 10 (42:36):
Well, I'm calling from New Jersey, but I really don't
know how I can come on at the under ring, John,
I'm here I ring.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Does that mean that I should know you too? Did
I share food with you? Did I fuck you?

Speaker 8 (42:49):
Like?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Do we have a common denominator as well?

Speaker 10 (42:52):
It's will be easier for our common denominator. Besides, the
guy that say in front of you is your friend,
Ginger linb Ginger.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Wait, this is Ralph, Terry, Ralph, you silly Ralph.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
I will give it to Ginger. I do believe she
frenched you, and I don't mean.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
French French kiss French kiss, Yes I do, Ralph.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
You are a door. Of course, you're a good Man.

Speaker 10 (43:23):
Well, thank you. I just wanted to call it, and
certainly Christy wish happy birthday.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
It was a great I love birthdays, I really do,
and you know you can't stop them.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Thank god. I have more fun every year.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
There's something about aging because you just don't care as
much about things and you become more like and.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
We get to this stage we start going backwards, like Benjamin,
but I just want to say, you know.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
It's actually as I want to say, it's wonderful. Skeel
angry twice, like you're not too really like you no,
accept yourself, accept your life, accept your age, and then
and enjoy it, like because it's so many people nowadays.
So it's like you know, like talk about like, okay,
I'm getting older.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
I'm horrible. Like if you get in horrible, that's mean
you were horrible from the beginning.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
Yes, and then like you know, then you catch and
then you and then you catch this moment and like yes,
like I'm growing up. I'm keep getting like a bigger
girl or bigger guy, but like does it make me worse?

Speaker 5 (44:19):
Like no, no.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
You're so right, Crystal, you are so right.

Speaker 10 (44:24):
I just yeah, I think you're right, I think.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I like my life better now than even ten years ago.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
That's a good statement, you know.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
But anyway, thank you.

Speaker 10 (44:38):
I am a little jealous though, because I did not
know you had any those via T shirts because I
wanted to teacher.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
That is the last one.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
This was the last one that they made.

Speaker 6 (44:50):
But but you know, honey, if we push this tool
like so, baby David can make like you know, some
like you know, farewell, very nice march to from them
to you.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
So just keeping mind and maybe you're gonna have your
T shirt.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
When they.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Years ago, Oude they had a box of these in.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Their garage and they were like, we're gonna throw them out.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
I'm like, you out of your mind. So they said
you're gonna have them and they were like a dozen
and I think I sold them at conventions. They're just
you know what, it was such a beautiful This was
a legacy.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Vivid was the number one company in the Adulphin Street
for decades since the eighties. Yeah, you know, they were
ground thet worked there. I worked there, You worked there.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Jaw was the first they took contract start to a
different level.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Kara Kenner was another one. Kara Kenner the Asian girl
with the big boot.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
He was a bitch, but she was she wasn't. She
was one of the few girls that was not the.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
One that Toby Toby, Toby was.

Speaker 13 (45:57):
Kobe Tye was the best, Oh, Kobe.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Nine of the talent is nice.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Ever so often it sounds so like Chinese food.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Ever, so happen to get somebody that you know, was
just like they bought into it, like we're just having fun.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Go lick some fucking pussy bitch shut out.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Second day, Hey, Ralph, let me throw a question to you,
because you know a lot about our industry and stuff
and trends and stuff. Do you think you and and
the fans out there would love seeing a scene with
Crystal and Christie together.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
I can answer that, yes, yeah, Say no, no, that's awful.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
What is that face?

Speaker 2 (46:41):
No?

Speaker 5 (46:41):
I mean it's the people look at this or say no,
I'm like, why are you got hurt? But hurt brain hurts,
or just just see.

Speaker 13 (46:52):
We'll do it.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
We have each other's numbers, now we'll do it.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
I haven't tried it last year, I shot a ship
ton of stuff.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
This year, you guys, I don't know where the first
six months of this.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Year went, I got all these guys that wanted to
do scenes that Jay Crew called me the other day.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
That's right, I'll call him. I don't I can't believe
tomorrow's Thursday.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
To be on Danny Mountain.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Didn't you do Danny Mountain?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
John Strong, you haven't not on film?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (47:20):
He was.

Speaker 9 (47:25):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Anything else? Maybe the ghost.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
Let's keep it mystery.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
God, he's a good guy.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
What what next? You were having sex with the Jean
Claude von John tesh with playing biano in the background.
Were going to.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
The great thing, Like, I've never been on a dating site, right.
I met Rob, my last boy.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Remember Rob picked him up at a funeral the gas station.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
You pick up a funerals. I was at that funeral
a Jane Jane.

Speaker 10 (48:10):
I have said this on another show about Vince Vaughn
that he needs to re read redless career by doing
a funeral crasher.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (48:18):
There you go say proof positive right there.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Well, yeah, he did a wedding crashers.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
That was movie. Yeah, that was a really good movie.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
And a friend of mine, h Angel Darling, was in that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
I don't remember.

Speaker 10 (48:32):
Yeah, Well, like I said, funeral crashers, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Funeral crushers.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
I'm not a funeral crusher. Olymp picked up a guy
once at a funeral, so.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
You know, it's actually like you know, like so it's
little conandrum photosight for people like you know, like once
upon a time girls see the guy in the funeral
and fell in love with him, and next time she
just killed her sister.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Why she killed her?

Speaker 5 (48:54):
I mean like so once upon a time the girl
was in a funeral.

Speaker 6 (48:57):
Yeah, and in the funeral she saw the guy and
she felt and lost completely and then she killed.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Her sister because she wanted another funeral.

Speaker 6 (49:08):
Yes, this is a question, like this is like you know,
the finnest part, it's like a party psychological question, like
for a psycho people, because like an only people with
like cychoe mine set, like you know, like who like
have a sac they like can.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Figure out why like she was bored with the first guy,
so she wanted another funeral to pick up another guy.

Speaker 6 (49:26):
Yes, yeah, like so in the finest part, like normal people,
who is like you.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Know, does that mean I'm normal? Psycho?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Yours?

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I call it a triple Gemini.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
That thing you know, like this is fantastic.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Fantastic, Your your moon is a Gemini. My son is
a Gemini.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
Oh that's really triple Gemini.

Speaker 6 (49:59):
I really am, you know, like I have a lot
of girlfriends Gemini, and like my favorite joke is like
you know, like I love Gemini, but like you know,
they're not. But I mean like they have this thing
from none to horror for like you know, and you
never know, and I'm like, I have my favorite horror.
But today she's like telling me what, like you know,
I've seen in my life, like so like I never.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
Have like triple Germany.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
And I'm like, Okay, we're going to horror like horror
like then we're going to pray for that, and then
Jesus is going to fuck us over.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
Like you don't have to pray for me.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Now, you don't have to pray. Pray for them, not me,
pray for them. That's what I'm sound good.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Send a letter to their Mexican Ralph. Do you have
any questions for the girl? For the girls?

Speaker 7 (50:38):
I don't.

Speaker 10 (50:39):
I don't know the whole thing Christy taking up guys
that through he had just.

Speaker 9 (50:42):
Thought of my entire mindset.

Speaker 10 (50:44):
I don't what did you know? Taking the guy just
throws me all off.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
What you was dead? Would he know? He would have
been happy for me.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
He probably would have shot it.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Yeah, no, No, Bill Margle would have been happy that
I took the initiative and the reins.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Like I do all the time, whenever I say someone that's.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Cute, I just strike up a conversation and we end
up dating for a while.

Speaker 10 (51:09):
Whoa, that's so sweet, Just like Sugar.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
That's what they say at.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
First too, Just like sugar, Ralph, You're adorable and I
can't wait to see you against sweetheart.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Well he'll be out here, so yeah, we're out there soon.

Speaker 10 (51:27):
Everybody on there. We have a good time and maybe
we'll have been a funeral out there.

Speaker 7 (51:31):
You know who's going.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
I may people at other places too sometimes, but gas stations, Starbucks,
the stationmatoriums.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Guys.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
It's just a wonderful thing.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
And I'm never.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Gonna maternity wards at hospitals. Oh, pick up on the
new Dad's No, forget about that cigar in your mouth,
trying to try my big Chris Canyon today. Oh my god,
congratulations you had twins. Yeah, all right, well, you know

(52:11):
what's coming up. We got a lot of events coming
up again. Next Thursday is the World movie premiere in
downtown Los Angeles for Once upon a Time in the
Valley seth Gamble's big new hit movie that I'm very
proud to be part of. No, I'm just doing dialogue.
Cameo cameo in that one. Then in July we have

(52:34):
two big events. We have the AVN House Party, which
is just the industry only. Then we have the annual.
It used to be called Vices Nice, it's now called
Party with a Purpose. It can change it, make it
a little bit more mean. Yeah, but that's going to

(52:55):
be in July as well. Now that's a charity event.
Please do not call tagged me and asked me for
a free ticket to go, because it's a charity event.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
We don't even get free tickets.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
No, I can't even, Like you know who I am.
They'd be like, yeah, one hundred dollars, Yeah you can afford.

Speaker 6 (53:14):
Hundred No, yeah, like sweethearts, like we are cool, we
were important, We were mean a lot of things, and
we are like a big deal. But if you're that cool,
if you're that big deal, uh, you can you can't.
You can spare elect twenty fifty bucks, like to spend
it for a good deeds. So and if your big
deal keep being a big deal, bring your money.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Question on.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
I still call it vices nice, but it's Kelly Hollands.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
What's it called?

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Party with a purpose?

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Party with a purpose? Is that industry only?

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Or if the public ring boy can come out, so
can French fried boy okay and a frozen yogurt girl,
they can all go.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Yeah, I have a lot of these parties are cool.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
What's that? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Got by.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Tell you it's going for a good cause.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Most quite a few of these events are industry only.
We just went to the x r C Award Show
a month ago, industry only. A VM party next month,
industry only.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
This is a.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Party everyone could go to and everybody goes to the purpose.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Yeah that's a good play, right there, honey.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Yeah, so definitely more information.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Yeah, well, well we'll have Hello caller? Who is this
where you call him from?

Speaker 8 (54:35):
To night?

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Did they he could put on the already that one
on sex Panther and still three minutes.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
You know when we started, I started this all journey
wonderful show with seven girls. It was Michelle, Maileen, Kailani, La,
Mika Tan you know, Legend, Charmaine, Star Love, okay, and uh,

(55:11):
we have wonder Simon Love. That was that was my core.
That was my core. So we would have this guy
that would call in and we called him quick Quick,
come Willie or something like that. And this guy would
call in and he goes, it's Kailani there.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
This is some vivid radio.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
No, this was on. We started inside the industry show
and she'd go yes, hi and he go pop and
hang up right there?

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Hang did he at least say thank you?

Speaker 2 (55:41):
No, have your manners if you thank the.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Girl or buy thank Yeah. We're all registered, you know
with Amazon Fresh, you know, so you could send us
a gift card, you know. Yeah, Okay. We have contests.
As my dear friend Christy Kenya just said, we have
some events. One that's open to the public, which is

(56:09):
party with a purpose. But we have the Urban X
Awards in August. Wow, We're giving away five free tickets
for our listener or viewer out there to come and
join us at the star studded event which is called
the Urban X Words. And I believe you are going
to be a presenter.

Speaker 6 (56:28):
I to know, yes, if you want me to. I
just wanted to say thank you for nominated me.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Yes, and you're nominated.

Speaker 6 (56:35):
Yeah, it's as free to I like, I'm most like
famous Meal for something.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Who's just like surprise me.

Speaker 6 (56:39):
Yeah, surprised me a lot. But I'm so trial to
be the like one Oman like thank you so.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
So Europe for favorite.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
It's about timing.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Finally, Urban X Awards.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Now are the voters urban X people or can the fans?

Speaker 1 (56:54):
It's a combination so that the fans can vote too,
So vote. We will have that up next week.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
You could vote for Crystal, you could vote for Inside
the Industry, you could vote for all of us there
and you'll find that information up on the Inside the
Industry site and on urbanex Awards dot com. Anyways, getting
back to what I was saying about the award show,
We're going to give away five tickets right into inside
contest at gmail dot com and you'll be entered in

(57:24):
the contest to win a free ticket to go. It's
not for you and a person, it's per person. Okay,
so enter now. Also, we are giving away free tickets
to go to the tcl Man's formerly Man's Chinese Theater
in Hollywood Gramman's Chinese Theater. We're giving away five free

(57:45):
movie tickets to go, and there's lots of great movies
coming out this summer. So again inside contest at gmail
dot com. We have another call, don't we Wow?

Speaker 3 (57:56):
He got it.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
He got it up again and about a dropping load.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Remember him who said dropping What happened is.

Speaker 6 (58:07):
Okay, baby, whoever you are like and try to call
it in like so like we believe in you.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
Are you going to make it eventually?

Speaker 1 (58:14):
He loved, He just loved that. That was his trademark. Yeah. Okay,
Hello coler. Who's this where you call him from? Hello? Caller?
Are you there? Hold on a second. I can hear

(58:38):
somebody very faintly in there. Okay, there we are. Okay,
we can hear you. Now call her wake up, Christy.

Speaker 7 (58:47):
This is Jason, Hey Jason or the same another another Jason.
I had a question for Christy.

Speaker 8 (58:55):
Yes, I always talk about meeting.

Speaker 7 (58:58):
Randalls at gas stations.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Me think of a question.

Speaker 7 (59:02):
If I get a blow up, though, can I drive
in the lane?

Speaker 3 (59:06):
I say, go for it?

Speaker 2 (59:07):
And if you're in California it's not even illegal anymore.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Yes it is. Don't give this man right, that's right.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
You could sleep with a gutter, but you can't drive
with a blowout.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Oh you can't sleep in the gutter right here anymore either.
That's called camping out over.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
My ten people. I don't know the answer to that.
I have fucked plenty of law enforcement, but I don't
follow the law.

Speaker 8 (59:28):
Well, Christy, happy birthday, all right, thank you?

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Okay, why would you go for legal advice?

Speaker 6 (59:36):
I can give you the doll like, but don't sleep.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
With oral arguments? Oral arguments, But I have no idea
what the laws are. I mean, I know you have
to stop at a red light.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Okay. Who is the cast in that one?

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Okay? Oral arguments? Was the original Savannah.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Wow blonde blue eyes? Well?

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Uh, gena fine, whoa? Yeah, Vivid put it out? Oral arguments?
I fucked got Irish in it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Geeze, I haven't heard his name in a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Yeah, I don't know who I remember those three though?

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Oh, and then who played the judge.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
On Yeah Pard?

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Yeah, Richard's son.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Richard, Yes, Richard.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Richard and whose son became a director for Vivid when
pet got too high?

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Poor Crystal. And some of the people at home are going,
what are these guys talking about the silent movie times
or something? Yeah, we got we got all these memories
from the way back.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Have another champ A very Richard was a very famous
director in the day. And then his son, Ralph Parfet
took over and I don't know what happened to him,
but he was a great director.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
He dosed up. Yeah, he was really good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Don't talk that way about the dead.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
He doesn't stop.

Speaker 7 (01:01:07):
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
It was he just gets tired after a long show.
What was that? I remember? I remember a movie that
I did with him. We did a porn parody of
The Graduate and Bancroft's Fabulous Movie and that was a
really cool movie that we did. What movie The Graduate Triplex?

(01:01:33):
Oh for pt Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
An innovative director, he was groundbreaking.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
He took vivid to a different level.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
I mean that's a whole thing to do The Graduate.
There's not a lot of people that are going to say, oh,
I remember that movie. Maybe a lot of people do
because it was a great movie.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
But remember and he did the remake of The Devil
in his Joke.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
I was in that one too with Bella and I
love do you know Velladonna? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
She was great and who else was it?

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
They had the actual and the original Devil and Miss Jones,
Georgina Svelvin.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Yes, she did a cameo yea as the judge or something. Yeah,
And Kurt locklod Was said that what about it? And
at the end of the movie, I'm on the set
and PT goes, Jimmy, you want to stick around and
watch this. It's gonna be wild, and I go, okay, okay.
We were shooting out in Venice, California. So I saw

(01:02:33):
the handler wrangler had cages, had cages filled with snakes,
real snakes, real snakes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Yeah, they didn't skim vivid.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
So he said, you're not going to believe this scene.
You're gonna watch this. So at the end of this
Triple X remake of The Devil and Miss Jones, the
camera starts on Bella Donna coming down, coming down, coming down,
comes up between her legs and the snakes withering out
of her pussy. Only she could do that, real snakes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Very few girls could do that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Putting the snakes inside and holding them until he gave
her a signal and then she pulled her hand away
and then these things are like withering out of her vagina.

Speaker 9 (01:03:21):
Look at that scene.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
If you're a true porn officiado of classic wild scenes
from back in the day. You want to see that one,
the remaking from Paul Thomas of the Devil in Miss
Jones that real snakes coming out of Belladonna's.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Pussy Devida's Dallas.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Yes they did. And behind the Green Door.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
I forgot about that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
And deep Throat, Yeah, although they had a fight with
Ray Pistol and they couldn't use the title deep throat exactly.
Remember at the last minute Ray Pistol pulled back and
see like, are you fucking kidding?

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
I think they called it throat.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
They called it throat? Yeah. Yeah, good little gal too.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
She was a doll and nice. Yeah, there was some great.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
We're gonna we're gonna try to get her on here,
so we're.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Gonna wanting to come on this show. She's told the.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Born Yeah, but she she'd show up DJ she chumped
the show. Maybe we'll get her on July ninth. You
know what's coming up to July ninth, our big anniversary show.
The industry.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
Russian people love like Russian people love.

Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
Love Susha Gray and John your scenes. They are too
like the biggest like idolts of Russian.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
People like Idro.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
I mean, like we are big we are like Russian
people are big fans.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Of that people.

Speaker 6 (01:04:38):
I get it like so and like you know, and
it's pretty fair like funny because from one hund we
all have to say we're pretty judgment all about like
oh you can't do this, Oh my god, like you're
doing important, you're so horrible. Portn stars are and stuff,
but only it's just about like such a gray john
Your scenes they are just like crazy like not no,
she's never but I don't know for certain Johnny, not

(01:05:00):
for certain reason. You know, they love Johnny for like
he's a multitask and he can, like you know, fix
your sink and fix your sink.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
I never never think seriously I saw a scene where
he can he totally redid a combustion engine and fuck
two girls at the same time. It was amazing, amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
You see how many things he can, like you know,
like fix sut once.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
I never worked with him. I never got to work
with him.

Speaker 6 (01:05:26):
No, I did it a couple of times, and like
for some when I did it, like you know, so
many Russian fans like there was like finally have this
like both hat like you know, between your legs, and
I'm like, oh my god, I never thought, like what
this hat.

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
Like will make me so famous?

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Yeah I never met him, but I may have met him,
but I've heard great things about him.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, both of them. They are.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Yeah he did.

Speaker 6 (01:05:47):
I mean I don't know Sasha because you know when
I heard about Sashia all this like came out, she
made like because you know, she became famous when she's
like come out like it's been important star, I'm like
hanging like you know, my ass up and.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
Blah blah blah and so.

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
And she became famous by being honest because the time,
like she even did it before, like I started doing
I Portant. When I started doing Portant, like people was
like judging us so much. I'm like, you're gonna kill herself,
You're gonna do this this. I'm like, no, you can
go just fund yourself and being sad yes and so,
and she was like the one because like she was
the one who have enough bulls have enough to just

(01:06:19):
get out and say so because like everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
After the show, we're gonna go look for a mutton squall.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
And you know what, Sasha Gray didn't look like a
porn star, not that we have a look, but she
was real tall, and then of the main.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
What was the name of the mainstream movie that she
did her.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
First like, so I know what you're talking about. She
was driving in the back of a car a lot.
I forget the name of it though.

Speaker 6 (01:06:52):
The.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Girlfriend eck spirit oh was it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Okay? Okay, okay, I forget that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
That was about twenty for for for an acclaimed director too.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
And then she kind of just disappeared. But then I
know that she's very big DJ. Yeah she's a you know,
famous DJ.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Now, Darcy, don't say she's a DJ now.

Speaker 14 (01:07:14):
Okay, Yeah, she's a DJ now wow.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Good. A lot of these girls turned around and became DJs,
you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
And I have to say, I have mad respect for
people that leave our business and make a new career
and don't belly ache.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Like that part. I got that part.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
I've been watching somebody on TikTok lately, a fellow Vivid
girl who we worked together once, hypacially her last two
TikTok videos, and this.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Is so not who I am. She's been blaming everybody
else for her life not ending up the way she
wanted it to.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
People need to take responsibility for their choices and what
they choose.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
Do you agree with that?

Speaker 6 (01:08:02):
You know not, yes, I'm a completely agree So I
just like little how to say example about this or
maybe like seven months ago, like I had an interview
for Russian like a blogger, like we made over two
thousand million views and a lot of people was judging me,
like you know, like it's it's okay, like so, but
the most's the main part of that, Like I was saying,

(01:08:22):
what first of all, when I joined porn, it's not
because like you know, porn make me look doing poor porn,
like you know, ice keep to porn from the people
who was hurting me. First of all, like you know,
I cannot blame porn like for like you know, make
me hold it like the way who I am, because
that was like my safe place when like the people
who was normal, who was like full of honor indignity,

(01:08:43):
they hurt me and porn never and like you know,
and everything I did in my life, all my decisions. Yes,
it's maybe was my mistake, Maybe it was my like
you know, like strong point and stuff, but that poor
part of my life. It's not like not to blame
that part of my life, which is like I'm dealing
with that, Yes, like you know, like we have, like
you know, a lot of situations and like nobody pushed

(01:09:03):
me to fuck and like people and people who push
me to fuck. They was like far away from poor industry,
but far away from like you know anything.

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
They was called normal great people.

Speaker 6 (01:09:13):
Yeah and so and as well, like you know, like
anything can the industry happened with me? Like I even
don't have any embarrassing story about what somebody tried to
touch me.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Let's stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
No, everyone, we're very strong, and we put out a
vibe of either fuck with me.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Or don't fuck with me exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
That difference that is the statement of the night. Say
that one more time than the camera.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Oh yeah, fuck you fuck with me, baby, don't even
fucking think of fucking with me unless I ask you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
But that's the difference, yes and you.

Speaker 6 (01:09:47):
And the point is you like the how we have
to like being grown and how we raise like our
new generation of even poor like you know, this is
a moment when I don't have to tell you don't
touch me.

Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
I have to look at you, and you know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
I wouldn't shop with you unless you asked me.

Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
Yes, I saw the same here, same here, But like
you know, the moment. This is like I expect the
same respect.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
I will never I wouldn't message anyone but no I.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
And that's what I respect and love about you, Crystal,
You and I and people like Brandy love.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
There are girls that are like who are you fucking with?

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
And then you got the cry babies. Oh I had
to do it. And then when I loved it, I
couldn't get push me to do.

Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
This, and I'm like, okay, cool, like you know, if
you don't know what to say, called me because you know,
like actually when I started doing por like it was
like in Russia, then I moved to Budapest and that
was my agent, Juliana Grind she's like now working for
a week, so she's a big big she's a huge
star and like she's my first mama. Like let's call
it like that. I like and less respect her and laugh.
And I remember once I get to put a Czech Republic,

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It's was like, oh my god, this extreme poor like
you know, legal porn where they put like you know
two and that was doing extremely portant and like I'm
from Russia and like we don't do piercing like you
know for me, like if I on you that I
did accumiliate, you know, like she hands the deal and
I remember, like you know, I get to like you know,
check Republic and I'm like, okay, like I'm doing this
like you know, like double like penetration, like I did

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a lot of extreme things.

Speaker 5 (01:11:12):
They're like, okay, you have to do this.

Speaker 6 (01:11:15):
And I remember I called to my agent and I'm
like girl, and I'm like I don't want. She's like,
you will never have to do anything if you say
you say and tell them fuck off, like you know,
this is what's like you know, she.

Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
Didn't like fight for me, and yeah, I know if
I would ask you, but.

Speaker 6 (01:11:30):
This is what's the biggest, like and most like you know,
great like a dress like you know, like she told me.
She's like like every time and like in your poor life,
you're gonna get to some like you producers like agencies
and places who will try to push you, who will
try to push you to do something, but only if
you have your core who is like you know, like
whereas you know who I am and you can say
no because like your no is no. And I remember,

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like you know, she just told me so, and I'm like, okay,
so my girl, tell me like, don't do this, and.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
So like that ever happened to you? Never?

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Okay, I was in the business off and on for
forty years. Whatever, I've never done an anal scene. I
don't want to do it in my own personal life.
Why would I'm not gonna do.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
If you never?

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
You never had a situation where you were on the
set and they tried to say never, Christy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Can never stop.

Speaker 5 (01:12:17):
You know, it starts, you know it could be good
for you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
No one did that in the eighties. They were just
lucky to have girls fucking on film. In the eighties,
there were three of us, you know what. I was
just talking. I was just and then came the nineties
and I was with Vivid. You'd think Vivid was gonna
force me to do anything. I remember once Steve.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
Hursh was like, Okay, Christy, I hate to ask you this,
but will you do three guys in a scene? Or
is that too much? I'm like, can I pick the guys?

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
And he's like yes, I'm like, we're in one of
my favorite scenes Vince Foyer, Steven Saint Croix, and Tony
Tadashi in a movie called The Show.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Have you done a lot of guys?

Speaker 6 (01:12:53):
Oh so a couple of times on this was getting
BANKO five one, it was bank three.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
The most I did in is scene was for John
Stalliano in nineteen eighty five gang Bangs, and it was
six guys.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
What And I didn't even do anal.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
So how what did the other guys do? Paper mache?

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
One in each hand, one in my mouth, one between
the chairs, one in my pussy. And I think there
was always somebody jerking off, But no, John, the.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Guy with the small penis was fucking your ear.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
John never said, come on, you just try that ship
with us. Ever.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Did you ever do foot stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
No, only for my only fans.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Okay, you've done foot stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Oh yes, it went fetish whatever that means.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Bettish stuff wasn't around in the eighties or the nineties.
They were just like, I'm watching people fucking my living room.
This is awesome. I got HS tape.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Better stuff came in in like the new Millennium with
you know what, like.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
You need to girls, hold on one second. We need
to go to our last commercial break and we come back.
We're gonna wrap everything up. We'll be right back and
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Speaker 9 (01:14:08):
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There I have it.

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please subscribe to our only fans because that helps pay
the bills.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
I'll be honest, best site. I'm also on sex Panther, which.

Speaker 13 (01:16:57):
Is I'm on Panther piss.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
But this one guy called me and I'm going to
give you a public service announcement with my friends here
that calls me on sex Panther. The other day he
videos and he said, do you know who I am?
And I said, oh God, we bring John. I'm like,
I don't know who you are.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
No, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
It was Bill Clinton, I love I don't and I
said no I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
He's like I didn't think.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
So I was almost ripped off by an imposter, and
I thought, I got to make sure this is the
real Christie that's wanting bitcoin before I send it to her.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Oh you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
I own bitcoin, but I don't know how to take it.
I don't take it for payment. But anyway, the point
of the story is not bitcoin. Point of the story
is don't give out money to talent until you physically
see them.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Be it through them sending you a personal video.

Speaker 5 (01:18:01):
On Yes, at least like you know, you see them.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
On sex Panther and call.

Speaker 6 (01:18:06):
We will have a lot of apps like you have
a sex partner like or like it's like calls.

Speaker 5 (01:18:10):
Like means from the same time.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
And I'm not like you know, to boxing like you know.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
Talk to us a couple of minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Do your due diligence. There's a lot of cockroaches out there.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
And don't think that we just sit at home and
chit chat for free all the time. The only place
I answer dms for the ninety nine percent are on
OnlyFans or sex Panther. And it must be titillating and
exciting to think Christy Cannon is going to come to
visit me. Chances are no, one hundred percent. It's not
me unless you physically video with me. Call me on

(01:18:42):
one of the sites. Uh, don't be gullible, don't be desperate,
don't be so lonely.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
And I'm not being mean about that, but there's a
lot of fakes out there. Yeah, the only want to
meet and a million fakes.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Think about that. Logically, it's you know, these girls aren't
going to get on a plane they head out to you.
They're not going to Ma. They're not going to move
in with you into your parents' garage where you live.
You know that's not gonna happen. Okay, so please be careful.
Check the website, see how many followers they have, see

(01:19:14):
what their tweet patterns.

Speaker 6 (01:19:15):
No, no, no, no, Can I stop you from that because you know,
for example, look, you know I have my leg basic
like kitten Bell like.

Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
So like, you know, my friend she actually turned in
forty like in this weekends as well.

Speaker 6 (01:19:26):
Yes, yes, Kittin Burle like she's having Yeah, she's turning
to forty like my gorgeous friend. Like, so you can
go and say happy birthday to her, but get back
to like followers and stuff. Can her Instagram account like
you have about like six hundred thousand people.

Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
Plus mine or something like that.

Speaker 6 (01:19:42):
And in the same time she has some fake I
don't know a person who has account by her name.
We just have over one million ago followers.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
And like she was fake one has a million.

Speaker 6 (01:19:53):
Yes, yes, yes, and she and we were trying, like
she was trying to put it down. We was complaining
on that and I don't know as of now, like
we just like give up on that and so yes.

Speaker 5 (01:20:05):
Yes, So that's why I like.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:20:07):
So even if you talk to facts like in like
X which is sex, Twitter which is like you know,
Instagram and stuff, don't get.

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
To greed spun on your box, get with a call
with us.

Speaker 6 (01:20:18):
Yeah, might be like not respond to you like exactly
the same day, but we'll find time for you. We'll
talk and you'll see we are.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
I really hate these people that start to fake sites.
You know that makes me angrier than hemorrhoids any heat way.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
Oh yeah, it's much more painful, you're right bad.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Hemorrhoids is a funny word.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
You drop you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Know how I don't, But hemorrhoids is a funny words.

Speaker 5 (01:20:48):
It's like pain and ass but like more offensive.

Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
Yes, exactly painful.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
That's a funny thing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
Oh it's probably not. But if you have a painful
rectal it. I don't think you'd be laughing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Oral contraceptive. That's a funny word. Okay again, Okay, you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
Are so cute. All right, baby, thank you for my case.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Thank you, You're welcome you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
I always love seeing you, and I love it that
you nailed to a gas station.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
Mann.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
And next week I'll be like I'm in love with
Jameson's known me far too long.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
All right, I'll come and hang out at the pool.
Okay this weekend?

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
Perfect?

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Okay, girls, I want to invite you now ahead of time,
so you can put in your calendar. July ninth, that's
a Wednesday. That's going to be our big anniversary party.
We're gonna have it. It's gonna be like Playboy After
Dark episode because said camera's going to follow us around
partying upstairs, downstairs, all over the place. A lot of

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people are going to be here. All right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
If I'm not in I might be in Vegas with Ginger.
If I'm not, I'll come here.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
Okay, If not, then call it absolutely you know me?
All right? Anything you want to plug upcoming? What? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
No? Not really? I have a birthday in a year.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
It's such a good actress. She said this with such
a convincing face, looking at the camera and do that again.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
I have a birthday next year in.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Gear up, gear Up, save up. Yes exactly, Crystal. You
have a new movie out, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:22:37):
Actually like two months ago, like I shot a girl
Girl Kill see you in first time after a whole
year of being an active and it's about to be
also stay tuned if you want to see how deliciously
imimaching pusses and trust marriage.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
Well, the business is always here. You took it your
off and you jump right back in there got twenty
years and I jump back it like it's.

Speaker 6 (01:23:02):
Always you know here you can live porn, but porn
never can leave you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
One.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
That's crazy and I haven't done much else. I just
I was made for this business and what we used
to call us in the day, like you know, hardly
not hurt them or lifers.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
Where am I going after this?

Speaker 6 (01:23:23):
I mean we can go whatever, but you know after
you know, after all this year, I was thinking like.

Speaker 5 (01:23:28):
I don't want to go anywhere. I love my past.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Okay, so that's your new thing?

Speaker 6 (01:23:34):
Yeah, yes, so like yes, it's going to be more
girl Girl Girl film for adults, adult films or like
adults adult time. I'm so sorry, I'm so horrible. And
besides this, like I'm always in my sex partner, which
is like meings as well, like talk to me and
I can help you to come and I can help
you reveal all the trauma. I can help you with
a lot of things. You even have no idea how

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well I am doing?

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
How do you do that?

Speaker 5 (01:23:58):
On what I'm doing? This by my wealth and no, no, no,
what app I say? Like you know, like sex partner
and minks.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
Sex partner in minx.

Speaker 5 (01:24:07):
You know it's just the same.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
Yeah, sex fame or minx is the same.

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
It's the same.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
It sounds like an adult adult swim, you know. All right.
Check out my documentary Fans Only that is out now, Scissors,
and we are going to do a sequel on that. Scissors.
You can watch on the streaming platforms. I have a
new VR banger Scene out right now and a new

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movie that I'm in, Once upon a Time in the Valley,
that's coming out next week. I'll be back here next week.
Until next time, I'm James Bartley. Good night and good sex.