A Pee Shrine in Your Honor

IBLT 308: The one with the bum foot

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Hey, everybody, and welcome to brand new episode of.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
It be like that past?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Okay, solid snake, What the fuck was that? Oh snake,
Welcome to the Welcome to the podcast. Yeah, you should
turn you up a little bit more so people.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Can hear you. I mean, it's just because I'm talking
in this voice. I'm applying for a teenager role in
a new horror movie.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I'm sure that you would fit that role perfectly fine
with everything.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
What the dudebity split or whatever? The totally scared totally yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, yeah, see that's cap.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Oh yeah, that's dumb cap Yeah, bro, bruh. You guys
want to go down the local lake and go for
a swim.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Why are you swimming with kids?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
And I'm sixteen?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, sure you are.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah. He's just got a brand new van with no windows.
We can ride down to the lake.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I've got weed and candy and vabes. Yeah and cond
I mean, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah that's a laxative. That's that's not.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, what's this bottle of preparation?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
H four? Oh? That was my dad?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah? Why does it say Patrick Solace on it? The
second ship? Where is this going?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Better? Better coverage than my dad? So I had to
get it for him.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Better coverage where you can pick it up from fucking
CBS Amazon.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
We do Amazon. Yeah if I smell like Ben Gays
because I thought it was my body lotion and it's
actually put on Ben Gay from.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
His shoulder shoulders. Yeah yeah, yeah, my feet are all
cracked and uh they needed some Ben Gay.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah? We going to the lake or what? Ladies?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Why does that sound like a slur?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Have listen to me.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'm a young lady.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Have this water I got for you. It's I cracked
the seal for you because I'm a gentleman. I didn't
put nothing in the next.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Way, Okay, where's that going now?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Are we?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh jesus, we got to put up chat.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
That came from missus Alex in chat. She entered in
and as you were doing your alternate persona that dragonfly
Rain doesn't know about. How do you say you're just
going over to the the high school football game to
watch them play football? But I know what you're really doing.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Now, Why do you think I had to get my
varsity jacket? I mean, this is my varsity jacket I earned.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
What does that say nineteen ninety nine?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
It doesn't it says two thousands.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
But he came in at a moment fun even more
love you.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Oh well, different moment. This is my dad's varsity jacket.
He died and I'm honoring him.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, because you're he was born. He
was at high school in two thousand and For you
to be sixteen, you have to be what well, you
have to be born in two thousand and seven. No,
not two thousand and seven, two thousand and nine, No, no,
no different year two thousand, twenty, twenty five, twenty five.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Two thousand and five would be twenty so minus four more.
Yeah yeah, four more years, four more years, right years
two thousand and nine. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I was
born in two thousand and nine.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just gonna keep doing this for
the whole podcast, And that's all we're gonna do for
this episode is talk about that thing I'm trying to
apply for some I'm trying to get student loans.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm trying to get my student loan. Well, no, I'm
in high school. I don't need a student loone yet. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, this is a private high school you went to Moreau?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh yeah, well the Catholic private school that was.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Filled with racist and all the horse there was hors. Well,
you know, they're all like having to hide behind the
veil of Christianity there. So if you want to know
where we're going to get some look for the most
devout Christian woman that's there in that school.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I had a coach who him and his wife were
hardcore religious.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
And his wife were a horse.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
They were horse by the way. They were core religious,
and their daughter with a snore.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Like, oh, that's not even a horror that that is
a super horror.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
She was. I mean, she was cool. We used to
hang out, but like you know, for the devout religious Catholic, No,
they were Christian, straight Christians that they were. I don't
know how many times they had to pick her up
drunkenly in front of a front yard, passed out.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
So when you say hangout, was it hangout or hang out?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
It came close to almost hanging out one time, but
that didn't happen. Oh but you know, I mean it's
not like I was trying to dater, but.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I just wanted to see what was all about.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
I was like, yeah, give me a give me one
of them Bible verses scripture.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
That shall not cover the neighbor's wife.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, fig, you're not my neighbor.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
And you're not married.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
H ship Yeah they Yeah, that was that coach too,
particular was jealous of my boy Anthony. He was because
he was the quarterback coach and he could never even
do half the ship that Anthony could do, and he
had a problem with him.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I thought you were going to go a different with.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
The head coach. My head brothers and the head coach's
wife straight out told us, yeah, he's jealous of you were.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Not me, but because he had talent playing football or
because of other stuff. Well with this line of chat
that's been going on.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Also, he also knew how my boy was. He probably
was also afraid that he was gonna bang his daughter,
but literally did he know that? It was almost me
that did that.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
We're having a football party over here.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
I'm not sure he had to do the long snap?

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Is that what they call it nowadays? Is that what
the kids are calling it?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah? Yeah, because I'm you know, a junior in high school.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, okay, so how are you gonna come to my
seventeenth birthday party? Would in the chat.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
You like that voice? Cute underscore? Sky? Oh run rock
it out? She's like rock it out.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Now Nation song to go play the Cliff Front run.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
I mean, you know, I'm pretty sure you'll be talking
about something here, and it said, but for the most part,
I mean, you know, I'm glad it was a short
week and it actually felt like it went by quick.
Yesterday Friday by really fast. I think I need to
go now. I think you're gonna take an adult. I

(08:38):
am an adult.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh now you've given your cover away.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
I mean, I mean, but no, yeah, it's just good
to have it. Honestly, though, I wish we had another
three day weekend because I don't well in three weeks.
But I mean, for me, like my thing was over.
The last weekend was three days off. I don't want

(09:04):
to do shit. I don't want to go nowhere. I
don't care if I'm on my assh all weekend. I
just don't want to do nothing because every weekend I've
got something going on, and I just three days off.
I don't want to do shit. What happened? And once again,
I'm not bitching because I had a good time but
went to my in laws for barbecue. You know, like
I said, I don't have an issue with it, but
like When we got the text, I was like, I

(09:26):
knew something was gonna get planned. But we went and
had a good time, you know. But plus it was nice.
My father in law barbecued. I didn't have to barbecue. Yeah,
just hung out. The only thing I'm upset about, Mary.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Is that you didn't get your folded enchiladas.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
No, they're soft, they're wet, wet tacos, wet soft tacos.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Don't be talking about your mother in law's wet taco.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Got him?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Got him?

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Oh was that before or after the date that I
took her on? Anyways, Chris was like, I'm leaving you now,
but no, she didn't make my macaroni so And the
first thing was she was I got we got the text. Hey,
we're gonna have a barbecue on Saturday. First thing I

(10:25):
looked at Chrystin said, sweet, I'm gonna get some macronie
sound because I love my mother in law's macaroni sob.
She always makes it and it makes another one for
me to take home because she knows how much I
love it. She didn't make it. Well, I was very upset,
but she did make this broccoli like salad kind of thing. Yeah,
it was. It was delicious. She's never I've never. The

(10:48):
first time she made it, it was fucking delicious. So
I have two favorite things she has to make. Now,
this isn't PG Where were you at, Scott You missed
the whole beginning part where there were was a young
guy trying to go to the lake.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
I would say that this is like almost skin Amax.
There's just no n okay.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Best Skinner Max movie, Spider Babe. Check it out.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
See. I don't even think that's a skin a Max movie.
I think that's a straight up porno.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
No, it is because they don't really All they show
is boobs and they don't really show anything else. And
when they're doing it half the time you can tell
that like they're in her belly button pretty much, Misty Monet,
I still remember that to this day.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh my god, missty Money, We're not gonna look up,
Spider Babe, Spider.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
I think I have the DVD stared at my place.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Oh Jesus, I didn't get rid of that ship.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
What are they supposed to get rid of some good
ship that I bought? I still got my Terra Patrick DVDs.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
I don't know wht to know what you do with
these DVDs.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Well, they're sitting in a lock box.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
So when I got grab lock box, so they're being
held for future generations to enjoy.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's not five. I think when I got gran this.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Down to your your nephew.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
When I got grand the thought of four, I got
the special edition, it came with a special lock box,
like a bank lock box, and they're in that lock
box with I think I think even a I think
a tape. Also, there might be a tape in there.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, here use this day we got to watch it scrambled.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
We had better imagination with porn because we had to
look through the scramble every now. Nibble, that's what that's like.
One of my favorite parts from American Pie. In the beginning,
you know when he's like he's trying to get into it.
You know we've all been there as guys back then,
you know, trying to get into it. And then you
hear the guy or like you know.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
You're about to burse.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, nothing's nothing's let me just tell you that there's
nothing better then. And I'm being very sarcastic here, there's
nothing better too. When you're watching it porno and you're
just getting it ready to finish and do terry ass
just pops up and you're just like.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
A little bit, oh no, I just come to a
dude's ass, not in one.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Not in one, but on one.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
But yeah, anyways, just just think about it. In some cases,
you're just thinking about I wish this was me. I
wish this was me, and then all of a sudden,
it's that that point, dude, No, I don't wish it
was me now.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
No, no, was it was it? America Pie when he's
like he's oh dude, he's like, oh, slap my hairy ass,
He's like, dude, shut the fuck up. Ship. Welcome to our.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Podcast, Welcome to the what the fuck are we talking about? Podcasts?

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yeah, we're a little off script today. We don't really
have much plan for reasons.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
But yeah, you were talking about the rest of your stuff.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Oh so anyways, Yes, so back to back to the
k Kischen's kind of pretty back to Taos fucking TikTok.
But yeah, so then so then I also find out
that my sister was coming down on Monday, which I
was like, I don't know if I'm going there, Like,

(14:13):
I haven't seen my nieces and my nephews is Christmas
some going over there. So you know, my three day
planning on doing jack ship turned into doing some stuff.
But it wasn't that bad. But I did make some
bomb ass try tip.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
That was good. It was really good. Those are the
same snack from the podcast you were on. Yeah, I've
eaten some of them. Actually some of them need to
be tossed. That are back there. They just set up
here as Kiddy's super pretty.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
But yeah, but other than that, like I said, so
I want to be nice to have with another three
day week, especially hot weather. The weather is would be
nice to Yeah, you know, my our plan after this is,
after that we're done with this, is we're gonna go
hit the pool. I think you should throw on your
foot condom and jump in the pool.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
I'm not gonna jump in the pool with my foot condom.
Why what because that thing is gonna peel off me?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yes on?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Will I already freak out when I take a shower, Well,
imagine me trying to get in the pool.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Kenny, you fly out here right now, We'll go pick
you up and we will you know what, you should
come out. But we were just talking about it last night.
Is Galaxy Con.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, we were talking about in August.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Is Galaxy Con in San Jose. That's when you guys
should come out.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Put a trash bag on it. That's basically what it is.
It's an airtight little condom. I wear my foot and
I just chower with it, and it already bothers me.
The hell. I can't wait until fucking Wednesday when I
can get these goddamn stitches out.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
It is hold on. I know it's August, but I
think it's like the seventeenth, fifteenth to the seventeenth in August.
It is just look up here, yeah, look up Galaxy
Con and then go to the San Jose one.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Dan Trejo is going to be there.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yep, there, Matthew Lillard, skeege Rich, I always say his
name wrong, Sanity, a bunch of different people, Kenneth Brana,
but yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Oh that's right. Punky Brewster, the Brewsterness. You have a
Galaxy Con in Columbus in December.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
I think it's a touring con.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's If you go
to the website, it'll tell you where to pick. So
they have a bunch of different ones.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
It's your last contest of the year. Yeah, it might
be fun. I was thinking about doing that, you know,
maybe picking depending on what the weekend is, Saturday or
Sunday or whatever. Yeah, you know, Sundays are fun to
go to cons only because they're usually tearing down and
you can get stuff really cheap cheaper, yeah, or sometimes
for free, depending on where you go.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
We also got to check out this this next month
if we're going to Sinister.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Con or not. Oh yeah, Creature Con. I know that.
I was talking for a second with a Crystal about
that and just being like, uh.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
You know, ah, it sucks you can't come in August. Well,
you know, we always plan some other stuff. But yeah,
creature Crime, I know. I know Scott would probably go,
and Angela would go and drag the kids make them go.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, it's such a interesting thing, just because it needs
to be in a bigger spot.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
I agree, it just.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
They need more and they need more room and all
that stuff.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
With that, I just would really like to meet terrifier.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
You know you want me, David Howard Thorpe, thank you,
I can.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
I always know his name. I know his name is David,
but I always forget the rest of it. Whatever. Closer
than what I would. I came up with, we're gonna,
We're gonna, but Pat is only going for one day.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Oh he's talking about aftershock.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Oh, if you guys were gonna go all four days,
I would go. I just the last few times I've
bought tickets and got sick.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Something's happened.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Oh yeah, yeah, either I had COVID then I got sick. Yeah,
it's just bullshit, man, mister, I know you were in
here too. I saw you Innilo, mister it was just
a cold, or you didn't have to tell you it's
just a cold. And then I got super sick ass casedonian.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Ass, casdonian ass.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
You ever see role models.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yes, that's just been a while though.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Well it's just ship that Scott and I constantly quote
it's gonna.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Be hot as hell. Dress accordingly, right, dress. Don't dress
like that one lady. We see you quite a bit.
Which one, uh, the one with the redfish nets that
does not have the body to be wearing redfish nets.
It's not it's not like a fat thing. I'm not
gonna say that. It's just, hey, there's an age when
maybe you should not dress like that.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
I get it. Hey, look it's nothing about body shaming,
but sometimes there's certain shit people shouldn't wear. I'm a
fat fuck myself. I'm not going to go out wearing
shit were my guts hanging out because we don't want
to see you know.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
They're gonna just see him in a tube top. Yeah,
you know, it's got the titties for it, but not.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
I mean you might get some side boob or something.
You know, maybe we'll get a sub for that.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
You get a sub for sideboob.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
It's not a Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
It's to make even put it away. Is that that's
the sabbath on that we're doing it.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
I've always said that. I said I'm gonna go to stripping,
and people go, you're gonna strip? I said yes, because
whether they pay me to take my clothes off or
put my keep take my clothes off or keep my
clothes on, I'm getting fucking paid.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
With the way some of these strip clubs are around here,
they'll pay you to take it off.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah, I mean, it's not like I'm spending money out
of a bikini bar called AJ's and Hayward. Who would
do that.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Well, you know you might be going to Mugs.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, a place I just found out about last night. Well,
I mean I heard of it. I never knew what
the place, never knew.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
That's so funny. We were just talk last night because
we were talking about the AJS, which was a bikini
bar there, and I was like, man, it's funny. Like
I'm like, you guys remember Mugs and they were like,
you know, Chrystal didn't remember it. But Patrick's like, oh yeah,
I remember that place.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Oh I remember, I remember the name. I didn't know.
I never know what it was. I just remember people
saying about Mugs.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
But yeah, I always heard it was fun I think
was the line that you said. I said that I
thought you did.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
No, I just said I've never been there. I said,
I've heard of it, but I've never been there.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Well, well, for those that don't know, Mugs was here
in Casher Valley and was a male strip review that
they had here, kind of like the Thunder down Under
but was one of the things Castle Valley was known
for and closed down when I was about fifteen. And
it's if you want my nudes, it's five dollars to
get one, twenty five dollars not to get one. All right,

(20:48):
I'm gonna pay you fifty cents and you can send
them on to Patrick.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Huh uh. Anyways, enough about me. I'm sure you're loving this,
but how are you?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
No, I'm fucking fantastic. We'll start with the good and
then we'll go to the bed. So good good news is,
like I kind of mentioned before, this thing will be
coming off my foot eventually, hopefully by Wednesday. The doctor
will see it again and determine that it's good enough
to remove all the stitches. He was going to remove
them on Wednesday, but they said that the planar part

(21:26):
of my foot, you know, the front pad, he just
was a little worried about it, he says, healing fine.
He's like, I just want to leave it in there
a little bit of time, and I won't take off
the top because it doesn't make any sense to just
take out one and not the other at the same time.
So we'll just do them both at the same time.
So have an appointment at seven thirty am on Wednesday
to go in there and remove the stitches and be

(21:48):
completely dumb with it and then go back to a
normal life of actually being able to take a shower
every day and not have to wear a foot condom
every time I step inside the goddamn shower. So that's good.
Going back to work on Monday, which I'm fucking stir
crazy as all hell. And uh, they got to finish
a couple of games that I really enjoyed, really enjoyed. Obscure, Claire.

(22:12):
I can't believe I put so many goddamn hours into
that French rope playing game and I was able to
finish it last week or actually this week on Tuesday,
so you know.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Real quick, kitty, he refuses to go to the pool,
even I'm just not a pole person.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, they's just I don't know, nobody wants to see
any of this. With a white shirt or not. You
don't need to see any of that. I don't mind
if we're at a hotel because there's people I don't
know around or I don't recognize. I don't see me
all the time. Maybe I'm still you know, i'd still

(22:49):
be on the fence about going out to the pool.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
I would go out there and sit just want to
go in.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, yeah, possibly. You know, if there was like a
barbecue around there or something like that, i'd go out
there to cook. You know, I'll do that, But there
isn't a barbecue pit or anything.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
At our little they need to have one in there.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Like, you know, technically I could bring my barbecue out
there if I really wanted to, but I don't think
that that's okay because I'm technically I supposed to have
the charcoal one, but I have a charcoal one. It's
sitting out in front of the fucking place. So but yeah,
I don't know. I'm just like when I was younger,
poles were fine. Older, I'm just I don't know. Like again,

(23:30):
it's uh, it's my own it's me body shaming myself
in the whole situation that's there. So but uh yeah.
So now for the bad and part of the reason
why I'm completely unprepared for this episode. So uh and
I have to thank Crystal and Patrick once again because
they came over at about midnight last night to help

(23:52):
me out. Patrick actually drove with me on to Dublin
to do what I had to do, which really fucking sucked.
Solast night we played Rivals and got to try out Ultron.
I really like Ultron. I'm still need to get used
to it. My aim needs to be better with the shots.
That's all it comes down to.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
It comes to the guy who got four MVPs this.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Morning, I don't know how I did that. I'm being
honest with you. I just don't know how. But like
I like the kit, I wish there was some more
self healing, and I wish the cool down for the
little dash thing he gets was on a shorter cool down.
I think it's too long, and especially since I personally
don't know how to be more mobile or as mobile

(24:34):
as a lot of these players, I feel like the
flying people are easier to play on a controller than
they are on a mouse and keyboard because the having
to use control and space while you're trying to move
to move up and down, up and down and move
around and everything like that. It's difficult. And while I

(24:56):
have freedom of mouse movement, he moves so slow when
he's moving forward and backwards and up and down shit
like that, And I can't aim and move back and
down at the same time, so it's like I'm trying
to maybe I need to fix a key or something
like that, or maybe for up and down I have
to use like the two mouse side mouse buttons or

(25:17):
something like that, and maybe that would help me do
it a little better. But I did you know, mess
with one due today where I melee killed him at
the end of it, like I shot him down to
nothing and he was gonna reload, and I was like,
oh fuck it, the boom got him down. So but
so after I got up, I gotta readjust myself here,

(25:41):
make sure I don't sit on my nuts. I you know,
do what I normally do, which is like, all right,
come on, guys, let's go downstairs, go potty and stuff
like that. And so I grabbed, you know, Zach got up.
Zach goes right downstairs and just runs downstairs and he
knows what the drella is. And then Ace he was

(26:02):
sleeping and I got him up and he it took
him a little while to get up, and it has lately.
It's just the way that he is, especially when he's
knocked out and he waits up. So he woke up.
And then we walked into a little hallway that's over there.
And I'm gonna say some stuff that's gonna be bad
because it helps me deal with things to make jokes.

(26:23):
So please don't take this as I'm being like I
don't care or anything like that, because I even made
the jokes last night and I made. Even the title
of the stream is a joke that we were making
downstairs about Zach and what Zach's gonna be doing while
I'm gone, you know, away at work. But it's so
I got to the top of the stairs and then

(26:45):
he he's been when he goes there, he'll circle and
that's been something he's been doing for a little while
where he won't just start going downstairs. He gets to
the edge and then he circles around, and he circles
around and then eventually goes down and you have to
kim on ace, let's go, ace, let's go, let's go.
So but he almost walked right into the wall, just

(27:07):
walking straight right into the wall. I'm like, and I
looked at him, I'm like, are you okay? Because everything
all like looking at him because he almost did that,
but he had stopped and he had done that stuff.
And then he looked up at me and then I'm like,
come on, a so let's go. And then when he
looked over to the stairs, he almost took a running leap.

(27:29):
I haven't seen him run in ages, like because mostly
they're in the house, you know, and stuff like that.
And he just flew down the stairs and then he landed.
He hit a bunch of stairs, And the joke that
I have is it looks like when you watch those
stupid dog videos where they had the dog that flies
down the stairs and then they're okay at the bottom.

(27:49):
That's what it looked like. But Ace was not okay,
which is the downside of it. He crashed into a
shelf that I have down there, and then he wasn't
getting up, and I couldn't rushed down there to help
him because of the stupid foot. So I hobbled down
the stairs, got down there, put you know, I was
gonna put Ace or Zach outside, but I went over

(28:11):
to him and I'm like, you know, are you okay?
And I started checking him, and he wasn't really getting up,
but you know, he was still like moving and just
looked like he was a little bit of shock because
he just fell down the stairs and everything like that.
And so eventually, like I helped him get up, and
when he got up, then he started walking like normal

(28:32):
and he didn't look like he was anything was wrong
until I went I put Ace outs or Zach outside,
but he Ace hadn't come yet. He was just kind
of standing in the living room so I put out
ace out Zach outside. I have ace on the mind
Zach outside, walked over to where the TV is and
then looked at him like, you know, basically, are you okay,

(28:52):
knelt down pet him it seemed like, and then he
started following me and walking towards the back door. But
right before the kitchen he collapsed. He just collapsed on
the floor and he laid on his side, and he
was breathing hard and he was panting a lot. And
so I thought that maybe he just got really hot
in the bedroom up here while we were playing, because

(29:13):
even now it's like it's hot in this room, I'm
feeling and everything like that. And so I went and
I brought Zach back inside because he was starting to bark,
and I didn't want to just leave him out them
and let him bark like crazy, and so I brought
him in and kept Zach away, and I went and
got a some water. I brought the water bowl over
to him and had him drink a little bit, which

(29:34):
he did, and then I went and got a wet
rag and I kind of wiped him down, thinking that
maybe he's really hot and he's just over exhausted. Let's
try to cool him down a little bit, and that's
what I did. But then he just wouldn't move, and
he was just sitting there, breathing hard and just constantly

(29:56):
like just looking around. But he just kind of looked
out of it still. And so that's when I had
texted Crystal and Pat and asked, hey, you guys up
and they had just gone upstairs. I said, something's wrong
with Ace. I need you guys here. Can you please come?
And they agree to come by because I really need
somebody to distract Zach. And so that because Zach was

(30:17):
constantly trying to get in the mix, you know, because
he I think he kind of thought Ace was playing
a little bit, you know. And there's times where like
I'm sitting and petting him and I may be doing
a little bit of rough housing with Ace when he's
on the floor or something like that. He'll roll on
his back and he wants to be, you know, kind
of moved around a little bit. But then Zach will

(30:37):
get jealous and he'll come over and he wants to
be rough housed with. So I'm like, that's not what's
going on, you know, there's I can't Zack's not gonna
understand that I'm telling, hey, something's wrong with him. You
need to back the fuck up. So when they came over,
then Ace's breathing just kept slowing down and he was
just going through like a little and it started out

(31:03):
like kind of knowing, but then it was just like
he was gasping for air and gasping and gasping, and
you know, eventually he put his head on my shoes
and he just kind of laid there and was doing that,
and so I just basically sat by his side and
I tried to listen to a heartbeat. Couldn't find a
good heartbeat. It was really low. And then I kind

(31:26):
of just told him, I said, hey, you know, I
want you to pull through. I want you to be okay,
but if this is the time and you're in pain
and you need to just let go, just let go.
And he let go. And Ace passed away last night
at about twelve fifteen.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
And.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
So then I had to figure out what to do
because I couldn't leave the body there. And you know,
I told Patrick and it's like, don't think anything different
with me by my Like, if he had passed asked
away and it was only Ace, I probably would have
left the body for this morning so that an animal
control could help me get to do the stuff with
the dog, because the only thing available is an emergency

(32:12):
VET and right now with everything that's gone on the
foot and me not working and fighting with SDI and
trying to get my you know, disability payment put out there,
which it looks like it finally got approved, which is
great because then at least get something from that. But
you know, I basically was like, you know, I don't

(32:32):
know what to do, but with Zach, that's the only
thing I can do. So we have over here it's
called SAGE. I don't know if that's a nationwide thing
or if that's just a you know, northern California type thing.
Of all the twenty four or seven vets that are
here called them, said hey, I don't know, I didn't
know who to call. You're the only people that I
knew I could call it this hour? What can I do?

(32:55):
And she's like, well, you can just bring the body
here if you can bring it here tonight, and then
we'll talk about how much it's gonna cost and what
your options are. I'm not one to keep an animal's ashes.
I would rather have photos and memories and those types
of things, which I have a bunch of him.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
You know.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
It's it's not like I only have like a couple
photos or anything like that. I just I can't. It's
something like even when she asked me when we finally
brought the dog there, I said, I can't. I can't
do that. And whether or not you know, Kat could have,
I don't think that she could either. So I don't
think she kept Raina's ashes when they put Raina down,

(33:36):
and I didn't keep Luna's ashes when I had to
put Luna down in August of last year. But you know,
I just basically what sucked the worst. The worst is
that we left and Burier traffic right now fucking sucks
just in general. There's always a ton of people. But
at twelve thirty we got on the freeway was empty.

(33:57):
Him like, well, at least we're gonna get out there,
like and again, maybe it sounds bad, but in the
back of my mind, I just I'm like, at least
this will be quick and I don't have to focus
in on it the entire.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Time, and as is going on, and then and great luck,
and then my luck kicked in even more to where
we were driving and then all of a sudden, no,
the two right lanes are closed.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
And I was like, oh, well, there's no traffic. That's fine.
We moved over. Everything was good, and then I saw
somebody getting off in front of us, off on there's
a side road that will take us out to Dublin, California.
And I looked at him. I'm like, why is he
getting off the freeway. I'm like, maybe maybe I should too,
And I was like, no, I think it's gonna be

(34:45):
be fine. And it wasn't fine. And the thing was
is that even though it went back to four lanes
about I don't know five now, like two minutes past
the exit, traffic stopped. And it's because it went from
four lanes to one lane because they were doing construction

(35:06):
and people are fucking idiots. We had one dude that
almost ran into me because he was driving in the
closed lanes and then had to get over because one
of the big trucks saw him coming and tried to
block him from going further straight, and then he just
whipped right in front of me. HeLa fast.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
What about the one that turned around? Oh yeah, and
it went the opposite way on the shoulder to try
to go backtrack to the exit.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
So a ten to fifteen minute drive to go from
where I'm at to Dublin to go to Sage to
drop off my dead dog's body turned into an hour
and fifteen minutes of driving with him in the back.
And that that was hard because then I had to

(35:55):
think a lot more of all the stuff that was
going on, and then I was also getting I texted
Kat just to let her know what happened, and also
she had to text some stuff about her passport, which
is or did arrived because for some reason it had
to be sent here it couldn't be sent somewhere else.
I think it's because she still hasn't changed her license

(36:16):
to the new address and had to be sent for
driver's licenses, so technically it's still here.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Procrastinator, I don't want to answer that question.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Crazy, So so basically, and then she was texting me
as because she had gotten up to go to the
bathroom and saw the text to come over, and so,
you know, I explained just what happened, and then you know,
took him out there. Luckily, it wasn't that much to
do the whole thing, and it's you know, I'm I'm,

(36:53):
I'm definitely sad, but I I again, I think I
prepared myself for this one more than Luna, Like I
felt to me, Luna was very unexpected because she went
from like literally being fine to becoming a skeleton in
two weeks and where I just had to like and then,

(37:14):
like I was Tom Patrick, when I took her to
the place to have her put down, then all of
a sudden, she started acting like the old cat and
being all like energetic and lively, and it's like, okay, yeah,
I get it, you don't want me to put you down,
and now you're acting different. But like literally this morning
you could barely move and could barely me out, and
all of a sudden you're making loud noises and all

(37:35):
this stuff. So but you know, here, I just prepared
myself because I've seen him decline and I kind of
know that something was up. And I'm like, and I
even think I said it earlier to everybody, I don't
think he's gonna last the year. So I knew that
that was gonna happen at some point this year. This early.

(37:56):
Didn't know. This way sucks. The other thing is is
that I got to spend his last moments with him,
like it was. I didn't put him down. I didn't
force this upon him. Like you know, I'm not saying
that falling down the stairs and you know he was
trying to commit doggy suicide or anything like that that's
going on over there. But you know the fact that

(38:18):
I could be there, like and I don't know what happened.
His heart could have just given out, he could have
had a weird shock that sent him down there. Something
in him scared him and he was trying because when
Ace got scared, he would run. And I mean, like
for example, like this, you know Mike's stand that sits here,

(38:39):
and this mike or headphone cable is really long because
these are studio headphones that meant for me to be
able to play or sing and move around a lot
if I want to move around while I'm listening to things.
So he's gotten caught in this before, and when he
got caught, it's the fastest you've ever seen that house
hippo run. And so so you know because either like

(39:02):
that's like knocked down, almost hit him in the butt
or something like that, and he would go. So I
think something happened to him. That startled him a lot,
and that's why he ran. And then the fall didn't
help what was happening. So I don't know if it
was already happening.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
I have a feeling it was. I mean, he might
have had a jolt in the heart or something and
he right, and that's when he jumped in.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Right, and maybe he suffered like a heart attack or
something like that, or you know, it just I mean,
I'm putting it towards old age again. Thirteen, right, so
he would have been fourteen this month, this coming month
in January, he was going to be fourteen years old,
and it's old for a pitbull. But he might have
passed in his sleep if I didn't wake him up. Yeah,

(39:51):
that's true too. He might have been and we maybe
he did go downstairs and I put him outside, went botdy,
we came back upstairs, all went to sleep. In the morning,
I would have found him dead. That's a possibility to you know.
If that happened, then then that would have happened. So
it's I knew things were gonna happen. I'm glad that

(40:12):
I got to be there and actually comfort him and
do all that stuff. With everything that's going with him.
But he lived along life. He was a faithful house hippo.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
You know.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
In the last three years he's been you know, bad
about peeing in the house, not being able to hold
his bladder. And then we were joking earlier that Zach,
he's gonna you know in him. I'm like, well, at
least I can trust Zach to not pee in the
house when I'm gone, you know, if you know, say
Crystal doesn't come over or whatever, it's touch or something,

(40:45):
it gets a job and I'm gone and whatever, like,
he'll hold it until somebody comes back. Only if it's
not raining outside. If it's raining outside, then he's gonna
poop in the house. I know that that's Zach. But
then I was like, I'm gonna come home one of
these days and there's gonna be of those side of
the road altars that set over the spot where he
pete and he's got pete spot, and there's gonna be
the Mother Mary candles sitting over there, and the cross

(41:07):
and the flowers and all that shit. Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Little house hippo shrine. Yeah, Ace is just excuse me exactly,
it's just gonna be.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Like like you said, a goddamn home run and he's
thanking God because God is the only one that helped
him do it. But yeah, you know, so long story short,
Ace isn't a better place now, and he's you know,
if he's been in pain, I haven't noticed, and I
haven't heard anything.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
But I've been hearing any He moves around fine. He was.
He's got a.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Lot of pep in his step. He had, and he
was fine throughout the entire day. There was he did
his normal things. He you know, gets on the couch
and he lays on his back and lets the lips
flop in the thing and he just kind of like
smiles upside down for a little while and expects belly
rubs and then he's gonna fall asleep for a bit.
The only thing that he was doing was like he

(42:07):
was wary of Zach for some reason towards the end,
and I don't know why. And that's why I ended
up figuring out, because what was happening was like I'd
be downstairs and then hanging out watching something. You know,
it was either watching like the Last of Us or
playing a game or something like that. Cause I beat
Mario RPG, mister l and like playing that, But then

(42:28):
he'd be at the back door want to go outside.
I'd put him outside, and then he'd come back in
and he'd lay down at the back door once again
like he had to go back outside, and then I
would send him back out and he would go and
he would pee again without drinking anything, and then he'd
come back inside and then he'd do the same thing,

(42:48):
and eventually I was just like, what the hell's going on?
A's And then there was one where Zach kind of
like corner him from for a second, and then when
I got Zack out of the way and be like,
what the hell are you doing, Zach, and he's like,
who just won't play type of thing. Pushed that out
of the way. Then the ace went in and stayed

(43:08):
in the living room and was perfectly fine. But he
was doing that where he was just kind of laying
in the kitchen and he's never done that, you know.
So there's all these weird little things that he's been
doing with in last month that was giving me signs,
But overall, he was still just like he's always been so,
but yeah, yeah, he's a it's yeah, a lot of

(43:31):
old age dog stuff, and that's what I figured, and
you know, with I realized that Charlie is actually ten,
ten or eleven. She's older than I thought she was
because I was looking through pictures for pictures for Ace
and I found pictures from twenty fifteen when Charlie was
living with us, with UH with Eddie still when Eddie

(43:54):
was still around, and so I thought realized that long. Yeah,
she's been around for quite some time. I know when
we found her, she was still she I think they
estimated between six months and a year when we found
her and then she's been But I think we found
her in twenty fifteen is when we found her, and

(44:16):
then twenty fifteen to now, you know, that's ten years.
So I put her in that ten year range. So
next year she'll be eleven is my assumption. You know.
So I thought she was younger. I thought she was
I thought she was number three. I thought she was
the actually the youngest in the house. And it turns
out Zach's the youngest in the house because Zach is

(44:37):
only eight. He will be nine in November. So I
know Zach, he's got a good three four maybe years
left on him, just because dogs, I don't know, maybe
MEAs might you know those Canadian.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Meats, fucking Canadian mo.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
But yeah, so you know, long story with the short
Zach's gonna get babied and he's gonna get pampered and
no Q kitty, you still can't steal him, especially not now.
I told you that it sent her a snap of
him when he was laying on my lap. I don't
know it was yesterday or two days ago, and say,

(45:23):
are you sure you want to steal him? You know,
he's pretty it seems like he's pretty attached. And her
reply to me was, give him ten minutes with me,
he'll want to come home with me. I hate now
that you sent me that yesterday. I you know, it's
not what I meant, you know, it's just that this happened.
And I again, I will laugh about these things. I'm

(45:46):
I'm definitely like beat up inside and I've had my
ugly cry moments, you know, definitely last night. It took
me forever to fucking fall asleep, and you know, getting
all this stuff together and then rearranging where the bulls
are I've got. I'm I'm just gonna toss his bowl.
I mean, it wasn't like anything special with his name
on it that I want to keep. It's just a

(46:07):
basic ass bowl that they had, and Zacharady has his
two elevated ones that he uses, so I'm not going
to keep it for anything.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
So ten minutes with Kitty and the dog wants to
go with her. I was ten minutes with mister Ellen.
I didn't want to go home Jesus.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
But yeah, I'm just I mean, it's a I acted
the same way with Luna. I was a little more
broken with everything, and I think it's because I had
to take her to be killed, yeah, put down, but
here because it just happened with me and I was able.
I felt like I was more comforting him and kind

(46:47):
of repaying the debt that he's done for me, especially
you know in the last three years where everything has
just been shitty.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
You know just what it is that's told Brian he
used to go buy it, God damn a lotto ticket.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Yeah, ours party going to own the animals, knowing idea
will come. Unfortunately, that's why we give them the best
life they can. Yep, that's the way it is.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
That's what I said when we become friends too.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Yeah, I know one day we're gonna have to put
Scott down and when that time comes, I'm gonna take
you to the nicest vet in Tijuana and we're gonna
put you into a dildo for a stripper to use.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Yep, your ashes.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
We of course, oh yeah, we don't even have to
take her down to Tijuana. We just call Alex and
have her come by and do it. And then Alex,
she said, or just call me, we have her go
there and then we have we set a bonfire and
just do like the Star Wars thing for him, right,

(47:50):
and then collect all the ashes, make sure that we
don't throw it on the grill like Kelly Bundy did
to Al's grill with Marcy's a dead ants ashes. Right,
So that way when you're cooking your try tip next time,
it doesn't have the ashes of the past try tips.
It's got the ashes of Scott.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Yeah. Yeah, So it's like Scott always wanted to.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Be Viking Funeral. It's still your heart. When the babies
and drag the dirt when they leave. It's not fair, No,
it's it's not. But you know again, the best thing
that you can do is you can give them the
best life possible, give them the most love that you
cad and no, let them know that they're part of
your family and will never not be.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
And speaking of that, speaking of not being Scott, Neil
Angelo and Dragonfly Rain stay out of the backyards because
we think there might be another goddamn kitten backwhe Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
There's a cat somewhere. We heard the cat.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Uh That's all I fucking need is a third goddamn cat.
So how do you like in this podcast? We hit
you with the funny and then we hit you with
the gut. Punch you with the.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Gut, punch you with the sirius.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Oh, this is like playing an expedition thirty three.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Crystal Kitten.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Oh no, no, Brian might have some room available. No, no, no,
I am going to stay as a two pet household.
You know, I don't know what I'm gonna do when
either one of these two pass away. I think if
if Charlie passes away first, then I probably will not

(49:25):
do a pet. But if a Zach passes away first,
then I'm probably gonna get a cat.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
The only other pet you allow in this house is
the fury you have come over on Saturday nights.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Now, I was we were always five for longest time.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Oh sorry, I thought you you're.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Talking about Yeah, I heard you talking about furries. Come
here and you know where's uncle ex files is going
to talk about the fucking brothel room and sending me
goddamn ai images of Crystal turn into a mermaid. Thinking
it's goddamn funny, you know. Yeah, we keep it in
the family. At the height of everything, it was three cats,

(50:09):
two ducks. We were three, We went to four for
a little bit, and then we went back down to three,
did back up to four, and then we got the
other cat. Yeah, so fucking edo. So is there anything
that you wanted to talk about before we finish everything

(50:31):
up other than your boycott the switch to campaign that's gone.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
I mean I think everybody should be boycotting the Switch
too and Borderlands for you know, any of these games
that are eighty bucks. The main reason why I shout
out to mister A and the PTO Unlimited podcasts. They
were just talking about this on their podcast, but about
how the was it the whoever with the Borderlands for

(50:57):
the creator or the distributors. Yeah, yeah, talking about well,
if you're a real fan, you'll you'll find the fucking
money to get it right there. All Borderlands fans should
say fuck you, we're not buying this game and stick
it to them. Honestly, same thing with the switch, the
fact that they're the pricing of it, and the pricing
at games which you're gonna fuck over. Everybody else with

(51:19):
the games should be boycotting this and should not be
getting it. But there's too many fanboys and morons that
will still run out there and get it. And if
you're one of them that will listen to us, no disrespect,
but I mean, honestly, you should not be going out
and getting one to prove a point. And like, especially
after Nintendo said, you know what, this system isn't really yours.

(51:40):
You just we're just giving you the okay to use
our stuff, and you know what, we'll brick it anytime
you want, and you want to be able to play
offline or anything, go fuck yourself. Yeah, that that alone
right there. Everybody should be like, yeah, guess what, I'm
not gonna get your Nintendo.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Switched too, though I hope somebody there's gonna be a
group that's gonna figure out how to undo that in
some way, shape or form. But yeah, sale sale penning.
I mean, the bad thing right now is the switch
To is on track to be one of the highest
selling systems while But I think again, I think that's
gonna be a falsehood because I'm telling the majority of

(52:17):
those are being bought by fucking scalpers, and I hope
they eat their fucking socks.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
And that's my point too though, is is the problem
with anything, but especially in the gaming industry, is because
you don't want to get far behind on something or whatever.
But if people if we as the consumer, went and
said fuck you, I'm not gonna buy this product because
of the price or the system, it would do something.

(52:43):
But you have too many people out there, like, well,
if people aren't gonna buy it, that means will be
some available. I'm gonna go get it. You know. It's
just it's dumb. Like I said, honestly, we should be
boycotting and I let me go get on my soapbox
and let me go beat the dead horse in the corner.
But why are we paying full fucking price for a
digital game?

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Physical games, I would get artwork and codes and usually
you get something something with it from games, something a
butt plug, I don't know, something, but you know, the
the Mushroom Super Mario butt plug.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
You're I thought you're going to say that you were
going to get a Princess Peach bluck plug.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Because I know, like, no good, what's your name?

Speaker 1 (53:29):
But Bowser one it is? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bowst condoms.
That's what Scott's looking for.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
But you know with the with the uh digital Mario.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
The lube Mario, the condom, Mario, the toy Mario, the
name thrower and my personal favorite little Mario to me.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Ninety five.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
But yeah, but like I said, the digital copies, you
just get the game. You're not getting all that extra shit.
So why am I paying full fucking price not even
having a physical disc? Right, and at least back in
the day, even though they change it now with the
disc with digital they decided to take it off, it's gone,
fuck you. At least if I had a physical copy,
I could throw it in and still play the goddamn.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Right, even if it's unpatched or whatever, you still play
the damn game. And then this is like it seems
like there's a lot of remakes which you are almost
selling for full price, Like why am I gonna buy
Breadth of the Wild again for sixty bucks? Like if
you've never played it, why would you buy it for
the full price of the goddamn game. Why not make
it a thirty dollars game instead? Here's the update one.

(54:41):
Oh yeah, because Nintendo never reduces any of the prices.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
So she flavored you loube so.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
And then the fact that a lot of the game
cards are not going to be not even gonna contain
the game. You still have to download it. It's just
the licensing key that allows you to play the.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Game exactly, which is so, why are we paying full
fucking price for that? Like I said, if people actually
took a fucking stand, especially parents, like majority of the
other thinking Nintendo switch is gonna be bought for kids,
if the parents say nope, you're not getting that, you know,
and actually other people too were like nope, we're not
paying that that Adults who want to switch fucking show

(55:21):
something like I said, you know, especially like a Borderlands
for same thing, go fuck yourself. You're a real fan,
you would, you would, you would find a way to
do it. If not, you're not a real fan of Borderlands,
and you won't, you know, you won't get to play
our game, Like we'll go fuck yourself.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Then I won't play it, Miss Eelssel, Nintendo can fuck off.
He's a hardcore fan boy since practically birth only owned
Nintendo consoles until two thousand and eight. And yeah, and
that's why I grew up up, and I grew up
on a Nintendo and a Super Nintendo, you know, until
I moved over to Sony only because they had the
Final Fantasy series, and that's was my favorite games growing up.
So it's you know, hard for me to like not

(55:58):
want to play the next Final Fantasy game and go
that route. But you know, that's that's what I've been
saying for years about fucking Madden is the same fucking shit,
Like I'm bidding Madden is going to be an eighty
dollars game this year, and that to be an eighty
dollar game Madden, if it's not, If they do aren't
reworking the entire engine, rehauling everything completely, building it from

(56:21):
the ground up, it's not worth eighty fucking dollars. And
even every year, it's not worth seventy or sixty dollars.
Madden should only be about forty bucks every year. You know,
they still are doing some things, but not enough. That
Frostbite engine, that they're using has been used for the
last like five fucking Maddens and it doesn't look anything

(56:41):
different from Madden twenty twenty to Madden twenty twenty five, right,
So it's it's the same thing, like, but they're stupid
consumers that will keep buying this shit. Yeah, and they'll
just keep doing it, and those the people that are
the hardest to reach are the ones that just don't
do it exactly. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm agreeing

(57:01):
with you on that because there's I've already seen people
that are out there defending the eighty dollars price well cost.
Did you know that the last Triple A game that
I played that was worth that amount of money probably
was five years ago. Where the last ones that I've
played that have been well worth the money that I've
paid have all been Double A studios, have all been

(57:24):
smaller games. You look at that, Claire Obscurer. I don't
keep ranting about this game, but it's it is right
now my favorite game of the year and one of
the best RPGs I've played in four ever. And that
is a studio that started out as maybe like ten
twelve people grew to about fifty. I think three hundred

(57:45):
is the actual size of the studio. I think it's
actually a lot less. Found the guy that did the
music gave him a chance through SoundCloud, actually through an
obscure gaming website where the creator of the game asked
the question, Hey, does anybody know or ever wanted to
score a soundtrack? And the guy just happened to be
on the website at the same time, looking through this

(58:07):
obscure game forum and sent him a SoundCloud and say,
check out my stuff, And now he's created one of
the best fucking soundtracks of the year. The lead writer
of the game was found on Reddit because they were
trying to outsource voice actors from like different things from Reddit,
and then she ended up writing the damn game. And
it's one of the best fucking stories like and it's

(58:29):
even outside of game Pass. It is only a forty
dollars fucking game, and it is I spent almost sixty
hours on this game to find everything, and it's fucking fantastic.
And yet I get the same fucking schlop. I'm getting
Star Wars Outlaws, which ends up being a piece of
shit you get, you know, even though I heard the

(58:51):
new Assassin's Creeds good. It's not great, but it's good.
You know, It's just they're they're they're spending all this
money and not creating good games anymore. Well, I've said
that for a while, Like is technically I think some
people would say Triple A because it comes directly from Sony,

(59:12):
but it's more like a Double A studio because it's
not a hardcore. They didn't put as much resources into it,
like Triple A game on Double A budget, and it's
fucking fantastic. Best game I played last year.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
I I, Oh.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
There's a lot of people that actually said the new
Assassin's Creed was good. Even this idiot Asman Gold said
it was good.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
I even had, like I said, I've been saying, it's
like as much as I like Marvel Rivals and stuff
like that, it's like, but they're not coming. They got
that formula now, and there's everybody. That's what everybody's doing.
There's no games that really come out anymore that have
a story, like, give me the fucking story. That's why

(59:56):
I want to play a game. That's why I'm starting
to play more older games. I bought that that Mafia
Trilogy pack was like seven bucks, and like, at least
I could play a story driven game. I don't mind multiplayer.
But that's one reason why I quit playing Call of
Duty for a long time. They don't give a shit
about the story no more. And I just at the
time one didn't really know a lot of people that

(01:00:17):
were playing Call of Duty, and I quit playing and
I quit playing it, like it's like, give me a
That's why I was super excited about Doom coming out.
At least it's like more, I don't have to worry
about multiplayer ship. I can focus on the story of
a game and boom. But like you don't see, that's
what it used to be. This story, this game, this game,
this game, and this is this story, this story, this story.
Now it's just like everything's multiplayer and it's fun. Don't

(01:00:40):
get me wrong, it's fun and I like playing with
my friends and everything. But you know, Marvel Rivals, Dead
by Daylight, Fortnite war Zone, I mean it's all the
same pubg all in the in the Rocket League or
the story of there's no story to any story to
the game. It's just get together fight. And like I said,

(01:01:01):
I'm not saying I don't have I don't have fun
with some of these games. But it's just I want
more of how Assassin's Creed used to be. I want
more of how you know, like Gears of War story.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
I don't need. And then this is one of the
things for Shadows that was really terrible, is I don't
need a battle pass in a single player game for cosmetics.
Why am I gonna spend money on a battle pass
for a single player game. There is no fucking reason
to have that type of thing. You already paid all
this money for a single player experience. You know, the

(01:01:35):
Black Panther game got canceled an EA shut down to
get another studio. I I just don't I don't get it.
There are plenty of of single I mean, look at
that schedule. One game that I play, that stupid drug
dealer simulator game that I've had tons of fun. I
paid fifteen bucks. It developed by one dude, one dude,

(01:01:58):
and it's one of the most fun games I've played
all year, and I still get like I play it
and I get addicted to it, and like, game pass
is great for a lot of things, because like I
wouldn't have played the New Doom without game Pass, because
I wasn't super interested in it, and I know that,
like Missreel said that, not a lot of people are
talking about it. You know, it's because honestly, it's to me,

(01:02:21):
it's not as good as the last two. It's still fun,
but I'm not as investigating. The only thing I like
about it is that it actually has more of a
story than any of the other Dooms. And they focused
on the story, but some of the gameplay just doesn't
grab in the right way.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
You know who's absolutely not into Doom.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Oh Nelo Angelo for twenty Yeah, yeah, he hates to dom.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
He refuses to stream it and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Yeah he didn't spend twenty hours trying to beat a
game and not actually beat it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Shit. But I mean I'm enjoying it. I'm enjoying it.
Like I said, I was able to throw myself back
into something other than Like I said, don't get me wrong,
I love playing multiplayer games. I love playing with Team
Farts all all my friends.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
But you hear that, Josh, he likes playing with you.
And yeah, he's gonna play with you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
All night long apparently, And you get on ready so
I could do some more voice act.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Yeah, maybe you'll be the writer of a video game.
I love it when I said that to Andy about Oh, look,
you know I made the joke. Look that SoundCloud rappers.
You guys have your chance. Somebody was found out Southcloud.
He's like, no, this is the only time it's ever
going to happen.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
This coming from the guy that wants to do a
twenty four I will do a twenty five hour gear stream.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Oh you're gonna do a twenty four hour gear stream?

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
You heard it? Hurry first, I want to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
He has agreed to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
I mean, we could do not only that's not only
not only to uh yeah, not only do the story.
We can also just straight up do some multiplayer. I
could do that with Gears. Definitely could do that with Gears.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Well, you gotta do the story first, yep, Gear, because
if you don't level up the guns in the game,
then how are you gonna compete.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
With yount of the gun Damn guns. That was a
ramp that I was giving yesterday on stream and last
night it's like, that's the thing that bugs me about
about war Zone or Call of Duty is I can
get the drop on you, but because you have the
metascope on your gun, you're gonna turn around and shoot

(01:04:18):
me and I'm fucking dead first. Or your gun is
fucking purple, but my gun was green, so you're better
than me, even though my gun is a better gun
than yours. That's what drives me nuts. And that's what
I loved about Gears is that every gun is fucking
the same and that it's based on your skill, not
your fucking not saying there's no skill in gear, no
call of duty, you know what I'm saying. I'm not

(01:04:40):
saying that, But what I'm saying is is all the
guns are at an even plane. It's not will I
have a meta, I have a scope. I mean I
attached the meta fucking laser pointer and on my pistol,
even though you have an AK forty seven, I'm gonna
kill you faster, soapbox horse, okayr beaten.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
This is just a hypothetical question, and it's more like
maybe it's like a Fear few. What could they do
to this Gears game that would fuck it up completely?

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Well, one would be do something similar to Gears five.
That's why no one hardly ever placed five, and a
lot of people went back to Gears four. It was
just the way the multiplayer was set up, the the
open world crap, doing all that shit again, keep it focused,
like the way Gears one through three were, even four

(01:05:36):
was the same, basically the same mechanics, you know, even judgment.
It's not like a side scroller. Obviously. Yeah, there's certain
areas and there's stuff to look around and do in
the areas, but it's focused on what you need to do.
You go and do it, not oh well, here's this
being open area and there's a bunch of side shit

(01:05:56):
you can go look and find and do and all
this other shit, Like I don't want in a Gears game.
That's not what Gears is. I've always said this, Gears
can stay Gears, Halo can stay Halo Call of Duty
be called. I don't need them to like, well, like
with the last Halo game, they turned that into an
open fucking world thing. It's never been Halo. I don't
think that last well, I know. But what I'm saying though,

(01:06:19):
is every single Halo game, you play it for a
certain reason and now, okay, look at this, all this cool,
like I don't need this, I don't want I never
finished the goddamn game because I was doing so much
side shit that I got to the play where I'm like,
I'm just quit playing the game.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Can I make a confession, that's the first Halo game
I've ever finished, well, you know whatever, I've played from
start to finish. I mean, I just didn't have an
Xbox back in the day. I tried playing it on
PC but it was so clunky, and then I just
never really played them.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Technically, there is kind of some build in fucking Fortnite,
not the same I just with Fortnite, I just don't
have an he desired to go back.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
There are definitely technically metal weapons and if you find
that weapon and you find the rarity of that weapon,
then you will win. Like right now, again it's lightsabers
because it's Star Wars time, they're doing that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
And yeah, yeah, I don't know, like I said, And
then that whole I'm hiding behind a fucking completely in
cover and oh no, the bull curve is around because
there's an aiming system on it that want to pay.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Because I wasn't reading the chest. Was Ellie trying to
defend Fortnite in terms of the gameplay, So you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Are talking about it, Yeah, I don't remember what something.
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
She was your time. I haven't spent money on it
in a long time. She didn't money on it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
She said Star Wars. I mean, she said, Fortnite's kind
of fucked up right now because of the Star Wars ship.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Oh it's It's the only thing that I have to
say for Fortnite players is I'm jealous of them because
Epic really does like do all of the like they
do a ton for the community and they get what
they get, so I like it jumps super high.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Yeah, Like I saw that thing now, Like I said,
I was talking about it that I think I sent
it to you to miss l that whole thing where
you can get into it a star Destroyer.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
And anything you can just black.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Does it look cool? Yeah, Like that was in like
a I don't know, Like I just if I'm playing
multiplayer and I'm I'm doing great and then all of
a sudden, a fucking bean from the sky destroys me
and ends my game, I'd be pretty fucking pissed. It
looks cool, but like to me, it's like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Well, you also see too the Battlefront two Star Wars
Battlefront two. Speaking of Star Wars, has had a renewed
interest in it, like tons of people.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
Like, that's the funny thing. I never played this second.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Well, it's funny because on PC it's basically unplayable because
hackers have just taken over the game and ruined it.
But on consoles, supposedly it's still really fun. And I
know that. I think I have it on the PlayStation,
and I think it was a download, free download.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
One of the most think it's.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
I think it's on Game Pass two for for Xbox.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
I would am I checking it out. I liked I
have fun with the first one. I just never got
jumped on the second one. Me and Angelo Anilo played
the shipload out of there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
I played the beta for one of them and really
had fun with it. But again, it's been forever since
I've played a shooter with a controller. I'm gonna be
fucking terrible if I play that game. But the interest
was made to show developers that fans always speak on
their passion. They're still interests. Yeah, and also with and
or coming back and everybody loving it too. They've all

(01:09:38):
jumped into the world.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
So the one thing I would have liked to check
out about the second one was the fact that with
the whole dueling thing and all that, because.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Well, there's also that cool mode with the Stormtroopers and
the Ewoks in the forest. It's all dark, and so
the Ewoks have to hunt down the stormtroopers. It's an actual,
actual mode, and so you have to playing the the
Stormtroopers and they can barely see. All they have is
like a flashlight which will run out, and the Ewoks
have to stop them from trying to escape. And so

(01:10:08):
it's like a horror game where one size the Ewoks
and one size the Stormtroopers, and it looks pretty funny
and fun but we'll see. Is there anything else that
you've got? Oh for the rest of the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Well, you know, apparently my family just couldn't let you
have your moment. Oh no, Rory's in the hospital. Oh no,
they're getting X rays and fluids. We've seen vomiting and
had diarrhea. That's my brother's dog, well technically was my
sister's dog, but then when she got pregnant, she paid

(01:10:43):
attention to the dog. That dog, we were like, she
can't be more than we've been here five, maybe close
to six.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Seven, So she's not that old, right, Yeah, she's.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Not really that old. She's a mutt, but she ain't
like eight. I think she has to because I think
they they got her. I think if I remember right
when we were.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Living, yeah, yeah, but I want to say, it's like
a year or so before you guys moved.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Six or seven, I would.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Think maybe seven. Yeah, she's too young to be going
through something. I bet you should just got into something,
ate something bad that she's not.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Maybe, but my brother's pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Good keeping stuff away.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Unless unless it was like on a walk and she
randomly found something.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Oh, she just randomly found somebody's weed. Maybe they just
happened to take him out for a walk. It just
happened to go down, you know that There was just
some random baggie line that says, not like it's it's
Joey's weed, Joey's edible.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Joe doesn't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
What about Mitch? He seems too calm for me.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
I wouldn't surprised if he got onto something after dating
my brother.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
But that's riddling or sorry, it's riddle out.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Yeah. Well, what a what a great weekend for for
for the Duggan's Dugan weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
All right, Well if there's nothing else that we've got
for this episode. I guess we're gonna call it. So
if you want to follow the podcast, you can follow
the podcast and all available socials that are out there.
There's YouTube, Instagram, Twitter, all the other things, and then
all you find it available on all different types of
platform from Apple podcasts to fuck. I don't even know

(01:12:41):
if Google podcasts are a thing anymore, but you know Blueberry, Spreaker, Spotify,
Indian One, Deezer. Oh, it's like jos of Ho or
something like that. Never, what the fuck it is? The
whole thing is Dougan News. Yeah. See, that's that's a
real reason that ace because I didn't feed enough childblood.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
You know, I told you it was getting low.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't go out there and check. You
know that kid in the backyard, he's he's been getting
kid on a ripe. So but yeah, so Patrick, if
people want to follow you, what can they follow you on?
Because I'm sweating my ass off off up.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Here for real. You can go follow me on Sola
sixty four on YouTube and solos understore sixty four.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
And where's your unmarked white van? Gonna be part?

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
I'm not done. Also on Twitch at Solis Underscore six
flour the white van.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Yeah, you're unmarked white van.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
It's gonna be down by the river.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Oh okay, time to go to the poll with your
foot fluid? What the fuck?

Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
And then for me, you can find uh all the
the podcast stuff is available out there. Twitter, Team to Score,
Team to Score podcast, Terrible Terrors, Yeah, dot Blue Sky
to app on Blue Sky. You can check out the
YouTube channel, and you check out the twitch Terrible Terrors
Terrible Terror podcast on YouTube. And I've started doing multi streaming,

(01:14:08):
so whenever I stream upstairs on the PC, it'll be
streamed both to YouTube and Twitch. If I decide to
stream on the PlayStation and I'm downstairs, it's Twitter. It's no,
it's not, it's Twitter. And but if I'm downstairs, like
I said, I won't be multi streaming because I don't
have the Elgatto to do the thing at least of

(01:14:30):
bring the PlayStation up here.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Dragonflying.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
But I was thinking about after watching this last season
of the Last of Us, going back and continuing my
Last of Us to play through okay and getting that
because it's funny because there's things that I thought were
changed that were only altered slightly, like I actually went
back for a couple of scenes and some things that
happened in the theater with a certain baby daddy. I

(01:14:58):
thought that was like like that with the way that
it was done was completely but it was basically shot
for shot, and I was very surprised. So I'm like,
do I not remember certain things as much? And so
you know, I think I paused on day one for
that stuff. Let's loop our HDMI is in honor of
Dragonfly rain right uh? And then the next podcast for

(01:15:20):
the Terrible Tear podcast is going to be on a
movie called Shrunken Heads, where the tagline is of the
movie when you Need a Little Head. It's about a
bunch of nerds that get killed and get returned as
shrunken heads by a voodoo guy, and the shrunken Heads
enact revenge.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Is it a vo voodoo woman named Phyllis.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
No, it's a black dude. He runs a newspaper, Voo Voodoo.
Who do you voodoo bitch? We're getting out of here?

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
So named Victor.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
Oh my god, so beg you guys for joining this
podcast before he continues on and we have to keep
hearing his stupid little things that he's talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Remember everything down the beach.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Yeah yeah, with his free candy sign on the side
of the bag. You know he's not gonna have high
cheese drink. Oh god, he's gonna bring Zeemo. Watch out.
All right, guys, I'm gonna say by you up there,
everybody out there twitch. I'm been trying to hand the
godamn show with everything that's there. So bye, guys. And
then for everybody on the podcast, is there anything that

(01:16:24):
you have to stay before I kick you out of
this house and do the last minute editing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Slip on your fucking shoe and jump in the water.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
No, all right, you guys, take care of yourselves in peace. Bitches,

(01:17:06):
feel this one.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
It feels like a chance with the devil's evil life.

Speaker 6 (01:17:14):
I thought it would feel nice. I felt a star
within your boot. Body couldn't be right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
This is where my heart begins to.

Speaker 5 (01:17:32):
I feel lost, dead, My full still pies in.

Speaker 6 (01:17:40):
Shout.

Speaker 5 (01:17:40):
I still feel sick as my heart.

Speaker 6 (01:17:44):
Could tell why I keep playing? I know that I
need so.

Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
I keep my grassmen, take all these add fils. Jimmy
Lama shows.

Speaker 6 (01:18:12):
In Retalia show this roach. Can you faced off? Roush?
Why don't it is that a gun? Thank this game?

(01:18:38):
How can you know long a gun.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Like a shot.

Speaker 5 (01:18:45):
Gish to be a journey jock? Wasn't always part of
your plan? Fellows City? Christ still find it? So? I
still feel so I have my husband kid said, is

(01:19:09):
the word.

Speaker 6 (01:19:12):
W I can't but know that I did so give
my grassbend shake y'all the s fail, give me liberation? No,

(01:19:33):
I'm a still hard can tell a show? Can can
you do? How can I fast this? Rub shadow? How
can I fix this from Jallow? How can I fix

(01:19:58):
this from Ja?

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
I don't want to find on this a book? Let
it go? Was it always your wish?

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Was that too dumped to? Should I justing angry?

Speaker 6 (01:20:26):
Will let it fall? Is it just my fury that
myself says?

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
I'm standing.

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
Still by still feel sorry?

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:21:07):
I can see there, I know I can't why I
know that I need so I get Dross just say
all these a jay lever, I know I'm shot.

Speaker 5 (01:21:42):
Proba fix fix I cannot fix Bess, bro can extens
Broka