Is Something Super Happening This Weekend?

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Speaker 1 (00:33):
Hey, everybody, and welcome to a brand new episode, uh.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
The Paranormal Patty, I mean the imp like that podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Geez, normally you do something a little bit more than
you'd be lying a podcast. Parnormal Pactivity has been dead
and buried in the backyard for about six six years.
To thank you, Oh better than what was the other one? Oh,
let me show you, let me shake showing. Let make
sure you're shunning.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
That to me, I think was so.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
The thing with the paranormal one is I'm still interested
in all that stuff, but as hardcore as I was
into doing a lot of that stuff, it just kind
of faded, you know what I mean, like the desire
to keep keep that going. As much as I still
love all that stuff and and everything, a lot of
my focus changed to other things. So I'm still interested

(01:23):
in it, and I'm still looking ship and this and that.
It's just my main focus for a long time was
just that, and I focused away from it that other one.
When I was trying to do with Crystal, I felt
like it could have been something cool and special. But
you know, someone who has no motivation to do shit,
it's hard to get them to, you.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Know, motivation such an occupation.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Named Dragonfly Rain.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh is that what that is?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I didn't know that. Who was that? That wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
See Welcome to the Brian is Tired of Shit and
Can't Talk podcast featuring Patrick.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
You need to stop losing weight, bro, because you're looking
was losing me.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I'll have to show you something later unless Crystal showed
you wid already. Okay, but yeah, I'll show you later.
But hey, so we're here, we're live it is. We
skipped a weekend. There's mister l in the chat. Well,
we went out to Scott's birthday thing and then we

(02:24):
didn't really do anything and it was just kind of like,
you know, where our buddy had the Oreo had a
birthday lunch that we went to, and we probably could
have just recorded something in the car, like live or
something like that as we were driving out there, just
talking ship. But I was like, it's it's free form.
We're not really doing anything specific, and you know, it's

(02:44):
not like today where we don't have anything specific besides
a game that you're gonna play.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
So hopefully it was though, you know that it just
cracks me up against my brother just has to be
nosy and all the other ship, you know, the whole
thing with oh that table didn't pay happened to be
Scott's table.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, so for those to bring you up on the lore,
we went out to lunch and everything and that at
the end of the whole thing, everybody was leaving and
then the waitress, one of the waitresses that was helping us,
runs out like and try to hold everybody back because
one of the what six tables didn't pay for their food.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Which technically we found out that they did pay. I
guess something was wrong with the card, but they gave
him a receipt. I think it was. I think what
happened was one server took the card and another server
brought a receipt, so it was just a receipt saying
what they oh, they assumed it was the receipt for
running the card. Whatever the issue was, I don't know.
I'm not putting their business on blasts either way. They

(03:43):
came back and fixed it. But the point is is,
you know, they came out there and I'm like, well,
I pay, you know, I don't know, I.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Don't know, that's not my problem.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Just copying my receipt by exactly.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
I'm like, I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell you.
I could tell I can call them, but I can't
force them to come back if they don't, right, But
you know, hey, that's not my fault. But of course
my brother has.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
To you just a bit.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
You need to be turned up.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
There we go, that's better, right, hey, yo? But yeah,
my brother has to be mister. Oh, you know, we
gotta figure this out.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Trap. But because and the only reason why I would
have just bounced was I had to get something to
my mom. My mom was driving with my brother.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
So now we're all stuck there.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Now we're all stuck there, and they could have.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Just taken Crystal and you could have gone back.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
And no, I would have still been out on the
desk because I would have went over to a friend's house.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
But yeah, it's just like, dude, it's not our problem,
Like we can do up to so much. If they
don't come back, that's not our problem. I'm not gonna
sit here him pay for him. If it was just Scott,
I would have paid for him.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
But I think we both said the same thing, like
if it wasn't the whole table, we would just been like,
if I I'll pay for it.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
No, word.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
And two to seven months years years.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah, but you'll have to win another fantasy football.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Football draft to be able to pay somebody off. He's
gonna you, guys, He's gonna bring me the shirts powerful
last payment x L double x L. Why And then
all of a sudden, I show up to a stream
and I've got the PTO winning shirts collateral for next

(05:38):
year's hotel room. Nope, Nope, not doing that again. So
you guys want to get a hotel, get your own room,
because this is not it's not anything on you because
you've had two instants happen, but it's definitely on him.
Where I end up paying like three thousand dollars for
the hotel room for the weekend, and then I'm the

(05:59):
only person that sleeps in the room because I'm paying
for three people, not one, and it's ridiculously expensive. And
so this year, right after I got the tickets, I
went on to where I normally get the hotel and
it's cost me for the same amount of time, like
seven hundred bucks this year because it's just me, same room,
no difference. I just got it really really early, and

(06:21):
I'm like, I'm not gonna add any extra cost to
that room.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
That makes sense. Well, how many times has he said, Hey,
we're gonna I'm gonna be there and then the last
man he backs out. Yeah, and that's when he tried
telling me that, I'm like, that's not me, that I'm
not refeating that to Tim, to you know, to you, Yeah,
that's your fucking job, be you fucking man, and go
tell him that you're backing out on him again.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
So if he's gonna go, we can go stay with
his brother. No, no offense, you know or anything. I'm
not not mad. I'm just not doing it anymore, you know.
And like I said, if it was the first time
that it happened, whatever, you know, whether they say first time,
shame on me. Stack a time, fool meat for me once.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
For me.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
You don't get fooled again. Yeah, George Bush Junior once
famously said.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
But anyways, other than that, what you've been up to.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Sick pretty much for the most most part. Uh did
a whole recording of everything and probably shouldn't have done
that because that probably fucked my throat up even more,
like looking back on the whole thing. Okay, so it
was funny because we went at the Crab Feed last
Friday night, which was a lot of fun. We got
to see our brother Ben for a little while, which

(07:35):
was great because we haven't seen him in person for
quite some time, not since the you know, dragons thing,
and uh then we you know, we we had a
good night. Everything was fine, and I was feeling like, eh,
but after we finished, like I missed back in the
day because that crab Feed used to have like a
little mini to dessert or something like a little thing

(07:55):
of spimoni or something like that at the end, and
they just don't do that anymore. So it's like I
want something for dessert. So I stopped off at the
seven eleven and I got myself some ice cream, which
I didn't even I barely touched, like I had a
little bit of it. And then I was feeling like
what if this ice cream is like the wrong He says,
nausea is still up and down on him. But I

(08:16):
was like what happened? You know, I'm just not feeling
that well if I'm sick, like this ice cream is
not gonna help me at all. And then the next
morning I woke up like not feeling well at all,
but I was like good enough to be like I'll record,
and I'll do that because I want to get that
stupid podcast done and all that shit. And then after
I finished it, like voice was basically gone, and the

(08:37):
next morning it was like my throat was just swollen,
like really swollen, and I could barely talk on Sunday,
and like by the time that we streamed we played
with you know, cute Kitty and mister l Like I
barely could talk like that night, and then I was

(08:58):
fighting and fighting because I'm like, I don't want to
take a day off already, you know, only worked up
so much PTO as it were, and I want to
use a couple of days in May, and you know,
still debating on that one.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
You have some special plan for my birthday.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
No No Cold's playing in Roseville and they're going to
play their first two albums and I haven't seen them
since the BFD way back back in the day, and
I was like, they're playing them in their entirety, and
I'm like, it's a Monday. I don't want to drive
to Roseville on a Monday after work and then after
it's done, drive all the way back here to get

(09:33):
up at five in the morning because I'll probably be
back like at two thirty, then to go into work
at seven and whatever it is for the rest of
the day. So instead of being dead ass tired, I
will just take that Monday and Tuesday off and go
leave to Sacramento. When I need to leave a Roseville,
I should say, and then go come back and I

(09:54):
have the whole next day to just sleep.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
And and you're sharing a room with Scott.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Right, Yeah, of course that's what I'm doing out in roads.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
No.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
I thought I was gonna go visit your sister in
Rockland and just show up at her door at three
o'clock in the morning and be like, hey, I'm here.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
I'm going to.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Sleep on your sofa. Ray, how's Andy's number one fan doing?

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Right? Geez?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
So yeah, I just was like, I'm debating it still
because like as much as I want to do that,
at the same time, I'm almost like, oh, I don't
want to do it at the same time. So and
then I just got to make sure that I get
my three days four days off for October. And then
I just hate that all these businesses nowadays they're going

(10:38):
down the route of oh, well, we're just gonna give
you pto. You don't get sick days, Like, at least
give me three sick days so that I don't have
to dip into the PTO just because I'm sick. And
that's what stops people from like staying out when they're sick.
They're just like, we're gonna you know, I'm just gonna
go to work because I can't waste my PTO because
I'm sick. Yeah so, but yeah, so I've been debating

(11:03):
on that, but I just like at nine thirty at night,
I was like, there's no way I'm going in tomorrow. Yeah,
like I could, but I'm like, I'm feeling like crap.
And then so I like nine thirty at night, that's
when I sent over an email and I was just like, look,
I'm staying home. I'm not feeling good at all. I'll
be back in uh hopefully on Tuesday unless for some reason,

(11:25):
I feel just as bad as I did today. And
then I woke up Monday felt better, but I was like,
I'm glad that I have today off so I can
just lay around not do anything. And then I sat
on the couch and watched all of Soul Leveling Season
one with Zach like laying on top of me the
entire time, Like he was looking at the TV, but

(11:45):
his head was on my legs and he was just
over there like are to He's yeah, he's my little
healer Dugins. No, not little, he's my big healer Dugins.
Over there. I'm gonna get him a Jeff the Shark outfit. Yeah,
that's the way that he is with all his goddamn food.
I swear that if he could and swallow it all

(12:06):
on one like Kirby, he would do that. Just what
the hell is that noise? Yeah? And then there goes
the bowl, there goes the cat, there goes Ace, and
I got a giant, round black dog. That's the house.
So you two, Yeah, that's what I've got to do too,

(12:28):
And and see how that goes with everything? And uh
and I just was like, you know what Patrick's saying,
You need to watch it, you need to go through it.
So it's one of those things. And like I was
telling you earlier, the only way I could find it
was dubbed, which thankfully the dub isn't bad. You know,
I'm not a big fan of English dubs, not because

(12:51):
I'm a purist. And everything goes to be in Japanese
blah blah blah blah. My favorite, like one of my
favorite animes in the world. I can only watch dubbed
and that's dragon Ball and any of the dragon Balls
that are out there. I can't watch them without the voices.
It just I'm used to it. Also, I don't like
the Japanese voices like at all. They're so high pitched
and kind of annoying with the whole thing, But there

(13:13):
are certain shows in the way that they do things
that I just like the way the Japanese voice actors
just do those types of character, like those like archetypes
of characters. And one of them is like the kind
of annoying whiny guy like I was talking about with
a co worker with always fuck up his name. The

(13:36):
demon Slayer, the one with the red hair starts with no,
the one that is the annoying one that's loved with netsko.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, it's orange yellow hair. It's supposed to be like
the lightening Yeah, or lightning. I guess I should say
it starts with a Z. I always forget what's fucking
name is, you know, I can remember Tanjiro because it's
easy to remember the whole thing and I can remember
how to say Sui, but you know, and ring Goku
and all these people, but the one I remember the

(14:10):
most he so so the character it's I want to
it's not Zamasu because that's Dragon Ball, but it's Zensen something.
Zen's not gonna work here anymore. But like his character
in the Japanese it's the character is the same, it
doesn't change, but the way that he is in by

(14:30):
the Japanese voice actor when he needs to be like badass,
you can totally tell that. It's it's a giant shift
in the way that he does everything and like Zenetsu
and I have to go look at your phone. Hopefully
nothing pops up. Uh yeah, zen Zey needs but his

(14:58):
that in Japanese with that voice actor, he's not very annoying, right,
The English voice actor annoys the living shit out of me,
and it makes the character worse and makes I can
understand why people just don't like the character if you're
only listening to it in dub Like I really like
the character and I'm like, oh, he's not that bad,
but I'm used to that, like that caricature that is

(15:20):
done in Japanese, like that stereotype of you know of
that because I've heard it so many times.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Now, did I miss something or they have not explained
it yet, Like when he goes into the come a
state where he just becomes a complete badass.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
He's that they did and they talked about during his
training because.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
You know, overlooked it or something.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, it was in the arc with the spiders, rememberhen
he gets captured by all the spiders and he does
it for the first time. It's like he talks about it,
and it's something that like he he would shove all
those fears down and then like his true self comes
out when he goes to sleep type of. So that's

(16:00):
what it is. It's the person that he wants to be.
And as he's grown as a character and as a
demon slayer, he's been able to actually control that outside
of sleep. Now you can kind of just go into
a zone and then like when he gets upset or
he has something to fight for and everything like that.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
So and you know, I just realized something. I crossed
two characters in my head. Why for some reason, So
the guy with the wis is it's the white Yeah,
he has white hair.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
But for some reason in my head, when I went
to go picture him and maybe maybe they have similar features.
And that's why I think that No, I was thinking
of Axel.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
From Hearts, Oh Jesus Christ with the red hair, you
know and his ice cream.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Do you see like similarities?

Speaker 4 (16:45):
I think I.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Guess it's honeymade characters, a lot of them exactly the same. Yeah.
Well they're still talking about four.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yes, but I've been I'm getting the itch, especially like
that when I sent you with her, like with a
sound that all guys like, or something like that, and
then they started playing.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
The guy started playing the the title screen like I
want to go back.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
I want to kind of play birth by Sleep, which
I think is on the one collection if you ever
got the second one. I got both, so yeah, the
HD collection.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
I was trying to play through all of those and
the problem with it the card ones, I just could
not do it.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
That's just the style chain of memories, I think so.
But I think that the one that's on the the
that collection is a little more streamlined than the one
that was released for the game boy or ds back
in the day.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
I just I don't know, that's just not my style
of playing. Its just I don't like that whole card thing.
It just annoys me.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
I get it. It's it's not something that I was
like looking forward to play or anything like that. But
the problem that I have with every single Kingdom Hearts
game is that there are all these like spinoff games
that they do, but they're all important to the story. Like, so, okay,
so if I don't want to go buy a Game
Boy Advanced or whatever it was on, then I don't
know what happens in between Kingdom Hearts and Kingdom Hearts too,

(18:10):
Like you literally go in, You're like, why am I playing?
Is this? Why am I spending two hours with this
fucking character to get past this point?

Speaker 3 (18:21):
And then you kind of get a recap after you
right before you're okay.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Okay, is that what it is? Okay? I guess I
get it, But I don't.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Know, man I And I'm debating because obviously Kingdom Hearts
two is oh, that's that's.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
So yeah, But I've already gone back and done one
and two. The only one I haven't played more than
once was three.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, same here, And I think it's just because of
the way the game loop is. Like the problem I
had with three and so, say, I didn't have fun
with it. I didn't think the game really was bad
or anything like that. I hated that the game decided that, hey,
we're gonna do store in the beginning for the first
two hours of this game, this is all gonna be
a story. Then we're gonna open it up to you

(19:06):
get to go to these Disney worlds and you get
to do like the Kingdom Heart stuff, but there's no story.
There's absolutely nothing that moves the plot along. It's like, Oh,
you're gonna visit the Tangled world and we're gonna believe,
relive the Tangled story, and it's not gonna really connect
to the overarching narrative that they've been building up. Oh
and now you're done with all the Disney stuff. Okay,

(19:28):
it's the last two hours of the game. Here is
all the exposition that we could have given you throughout
the word entire game, And it's like, why couldn't you
done just I wish they would do, honestly, and I
hope they're gonna do it with four. I wish they
would just make it a Kingdom Hearts game and not
even worry about like you can use the Disney properties

(19:50):
and do the Disney stuff still, but just do it
a story of the characters and actually give us like
a finale.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
We know you're really mad about their that I.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Didn't get to do the Little Mermaid dancing the song
sing so fucking stupid. That was the worst part of
two oh bit, But it's too You still want to
the worlds and it still moved the story along. You know,
you still had you had reasons because the first one

(20:21):
was kind of like the third one where it was like,
you visit the worlds, but they still did story nuggets.
But the second one was like, we're revisiting these because
we need to figure out what happened, So you had
a reason to go there where it didn't feel like
in the third one, why am I visiting the big
hero six world? Like, well, we're trying to find somebody

(20:42):
because I want to meet I want to meet TJ.
Miller and his character. Maybe run to stan Lee.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
I want to see One thing in three I didn't
like either was the the what do they call him?

Speaker 1 (20:57):
The summons?

Speaker 3 (20:58):
The summons felt like they were just over, like this
was one of them and he like built me, he
made some blocks that he crushed. I felt like I
didn't do jack Ship, like what the fuck is this all?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
This is all stupid?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Weren't they not on the screen too? They just basically
came in and did their thing and left, or because
like the old ones, they would summon them and they
would fight with you for a while until they used
their ultimate ability.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
The only only other ones that they kept the ones
they kept on there. I thought it did look cool, though.
It's like when they added the like like Big Thunder,
You're on Big Thunder and you're, yeah doing all that stuff,
or yeah, a buzz light your space thing and you
got the thing and you're shooting and everything.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
That was all cool.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, that's probably why they dumb me down. The the summons,
dummy thick. Have you seen Big Hero six? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Have you seen be Max? I mean Whitey, I mean Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Oh Man.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
But yeah, I don't know, man, I've been getting the
itch to go back and play some Kingdom Parks. I
might even do just all three of them, fuck it maybe,
I mean I probably won't do it on stream or nothing.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Just I mean Sundays are.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
True, true, but I said it could be just like
my chill off lines game too, like I was doing
redoing Red Dead.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
That's the problem right now too. Though.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
I don't feel like what games are out there that's
giving you a good story, right there's there's not. I mean,
I love Marvel Rivals, but it's not for the story
to play, uh you know, even though I have to
repick it back up and start playing the game because
I stopped for a while. But Dragon Balls Sparkling Zero,
it's it's it's more of a fighting thing.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Every fucking game.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
As much as I love dragon Ball games, you're pretty
much doing the same thing over and over. They added
the what if side stories, which is.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Cool, but wasn't it like, not really that big of
a deal.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
It was different things.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
I didn't get all of them because sometimes you got
to do certain things to be able to unlock them.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
So I just wanted to. I just got through it.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
But that's why I'm saying that there's not like a
game like a mean, I'm assuming when we get Grand
Theft Auto six, which predictions I think will be out
in September.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I think you're gonna Grand Theft out of six in
November or right at the beginning of day.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
You look at the timelines of of all Grand Theft
Auto games, they're all pretty much September slash October.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
I think or or it's gonna be delayed to next year.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, who's that that?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
That's mister Andy.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
That's why I wouldn't You wouldn't want.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
I don't know, play the f out of Marvel Rivals.
You know Andy feels about Marvel Rivals.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah, well, I don't know if that's what he was
talking about or something else.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Before I forget, I'm gonna give this back to you.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Oh yeah, you scratched.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Oh I didn't scratch it. You guys scratch that ship
scratched last time I used it? Well, when's the last
time you used it in a while?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
In the case, so let's crystal scratch it.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Won't I didn't do anything with it. You just said,
he who wants a co op story for Rivals? Like
a PvE type of experience. I just could do those things,
and I think it would be okay, But.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
That's what I need.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Like, actually, I can tell you the next game that's
gonna come out that I'm gonna be playing through that's
going to have a story.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
What's that probably Doom.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Eternal or Doom whatever, Dark Ages, Dark Ages, Doom, the
Dork Cages. Yeah, that's when you you dress up like
all the little LARPers and you run around and yeah,
you just you have to have a mic because you
have to fireball fighting, bull lighting, bult every time that
you do something.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
I gotta say though, going back to Kingdomarse three, I
meant to say this before we got off that subject.
I did have one of my a scene that I
really really liked in it, and that was when Donald
did that big explosion technique that he did or whatever.
It's from Final Fantasy, right, like the Ultimate Powerful Moves.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah, I think that's what he did.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah. I thought it was that whole seat cut scene.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
So just looking at what's what's coming up. I know
the big story game that you're talking about, like when
you're talking about you want a story game right now
is Kingdom Come Deliverance too, which just got released this week.
And that's well, it's it's not my type of game.
Like I I can get the people that really like it,
but if you like things like Elder Scrolls and Skyrim

(25:22):
those types of games. See, that's what I'm saying, It's
not my type of game. I will just play it
for a little bit and get bored the shit out
of it. I know I will personally, and I don't
mind open world RPGs, but that's the type of role
playing game that it is. But it is extremely story heavy,
like and it's a lot of people are saying it
is the sequel to the first one, but they basically

(25:43):
say that you get a good recap of the first
game and you can just jump into this one because
it's dreamlined a lot of the issues that people had
with the last game, the first game that was there,
but it's you know, everything else that's bed on that. Like,
I don't see a whole lot that I would be like,
you know, say, oh I got to do that and

(26:04):
in February. Okay, so we're in February right now. Sid Meyer,
Civilization seven just came out, but that's also not that
type of game, and I hear that that thing's really
freaking broken for me. The Legend of Heroes Trails Through
Daybreak two is coming out next Friday. I still need
to play the first one, which I have downstairs avowed
another Skyroom type of RPG that's that one might not

(26:28):
be as heavy on story it is meant to be
because it's an RPG, but you know, looking through it.
Monster Wilds is the next big game that's definitely not
story based at all. We have a bunch of WWE
games in March MLB, the Show twenty five, Assassin's Creed
Shadows that could be a story game. What's your problem

(26:50):
with that one.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
I have not played a game since Unity.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
I've never finished Unity, I haven't played one since and
I won't pick them back. I just won't pick them
back up because I personally they're all connected and I'm
so far behind at this point.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
I just don't I can't understand that. I tried picking
up Valhalla and I just did not like it. And
one of the biggest things I didn't like about the
game was the fact that they went all God of
War controls on this, like you know stealth game that
I'm like, why am I using R one and R
two to attack instead of using you know, square and X.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
It's the same thing that I've said so many times.
If I want to play God of War, excuse me
years of War? Then I want to play Years of War.
I want to play Call of Duty, I'll play Call
of Duty. If I want to play Halo, play hello.
I don't need you to cross all that shit, they're
all individual for a reason. And what now they're trying
to do that shit with with like like you said,
with the controls, and then like I said, the way
Unity was, I just don't. It still irks the shit

(27:42):
out of me. And I probably said this so many
times on this podcast, but fucking Black Flag to me
was the epitome of the greatness of fucking Assassin's screen.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
It was just perfect and what do you do?

Speaker 4 (27:53):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Let's go back to the studio that made Revelations, the
other worst, most worst assass is Creed game, and I
barely was able to get through Revelations, and the gameplay
was so bad, but I was able to do it.
And then you come up with Black Flag and you're like, oh,
this is fucking great, and then you come up with
fucking Unity to follow up Black Flag, and it was

(28:15):
just a hot fucking miss. Half the time, I wasn't
even sure what the main the main mission was, you know,
because it was just that, oh, there was so much
crap all over the map. I what am I phones
to fucking do?

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Right?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
So the issue that from what I gainder with everything,
like they were turning Assassin's Creed and basically Call of Duty,
and they were trying to pump out one every year
at that point, and when the games had time to
sit and percolate and they didn't have multiple studios working
on it, it was fine. And you know, I know,

(28:50):
I was getting tired of the World of et CEO.
I wish they would have stopped it before Revelations and
just went on to like they did Assassin's Creed three,
which was no excuse me was I thought was a
fine game. I thought, like, I like Connor a lot
as a character.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, way more hate than I feel like you should have.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah, I thought it was a good game. I thought
I had a good story. Connor was a little bit
more uh barbaric, would you say?

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Like, but that's because of the style of play that
you had him do it, you know, So I get that.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
I'm sorry, but that's why I liked him too, because
Inzio was a lot similar to all TI year and
even the other ones are similar. It's like, it was
nice because these are all different. They're all assassins, but
they're also all different people, so they wouldn't all have
the exact same techniques of how they how They're not

(29:43):
shipped done and their environment has changed, so you have
to up your skills on what you can do when
you can't.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Different and everything like that.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
I just I hated and spoiled alert for the Assassin's
Creed franchise. I hate that they killed Desmond Miles. I
enjoyed the Desmond Miles storyline, and it seems like with
three it was just supposed to end, right, like maybe
that was gonna be the last game that they were
going to do in the series because he saves the
world and everything like that from the impending doom of
whomever is the outside influence on the templars and all

(30:14):
this bullshit. And then we get albeit a really good
game in a Black Flag, right, but it sucks that
we didn't get it. And then it's funny because that
Skull and Bones game that came out last year, it
started out as DLC for Black Flag, and then they
were like, oh, we can do all this pirate stuff,
and then it just became naval battles, just the ship battles,

(30:36):
but worse on the open sea that happened in Black Flag.
So but in terms of like story games, the one
that I am looking forward to, but I wouldn't say
it's heavy on story and that this is the demo
I was playing last night. Was the first Perker Kazan
and the demo was available. If es haven't tried it,
it's a faster like Dark Soulish type game. I don't
I'm not going to call it exactly Dark Souls. It

(30:59):
has some of the same mechanics where you die, you
lose your experience, and you gotta do It's a lot
more block and piry heavy than other games are, but
it's also way faster than any of the stuff that
I've played so far, Elden Ring and All Bones. Yeah,
Sculling Bones is a huge jokes first quid juple a game,

(31:19):
But even then, that one's not really I am looking
forward to this one in April. I'll just go to
May April just because I want to see what it's like.
But the animation on it is a little bit weird.
Is that South of Midnight and that's going to be
on game Pass. That's old creole style stories and myths
and stuff coming to life. And the animation on it

(31:40):
looks like Spider Man into the Spiner Verse type of
thing the way they do and they make everything moves.
But even then, the games of that month like Drive
Loop Claire Obscure Expedition thirty three, No Idea, what that is,
Fatal Fury, City of the Wolves like nothing that's thing,

(32:00):
and then May is Doomed the Dark Ages, and then
Capcom Fighting Collection too. So you're talking about a room factory.
I guess if it's an RPG like that, I can
get it that being story based. But you're right, like
you look at all these there isn't anything that is
an action game that has a lot to do with
story that's going on that's going to be released in

(32:21):
the next couple of months.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Right the last basically a couple of years, I feel.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Like there's still been some things out there, but nothing
really extensive when it comes to it, and they do
need to do something.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Everybody's trying to hype up on the same type of gameplay.
I feel like it, I know, but still it takes
away from, like I said, these single player games like
Where's it? You know, That's why I'm waiting for the
next Resident Evo movie movie game to come out or
remake or whatever. That's why Silent Hill was such a
even though I played that offline, right it was a

(32:55):
breath of fresh air getting a story behaving there.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
It was a remake.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
In the style of them Marvel Rivals, a Hell Divers
or you know, like stuff like that, and it's like
what happened to getting some good old fashioned, just regular
shot the games with.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Some story in it.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
It's that push towards the live service model where we're
gonna try to get your money in some way, shape
or form after you've done it. Now, okay, if the
game's free, I get it. You got to let the
game survive. You do these, but you have to create
a good loop, right like Marvel Rivals or you know
some extent Overwatch too, or some of those other games
out there that have a gameplay loop that keeps people in.

(33:32):
And if you don't want to pay for anything, you
don't have to. You could grind to your heart's content,
play for years and get the stuff to buy the
you know, the costumes that's not gonna cost any money.
Just know that's gonna take you two years to get
one costume something like that. But if you want to
support the game and put a little bit of money
in and you got a battle pass or a skin

(33:54):
or whatever, it is going to be great, wonderful, you
got it right there and you don't have to worry
about it so much. But it has to have a
gameplay loop. It can't be like the biggest game that
you could kick down the fucking line and make fun of.
It doesn't have to be a concord right where you're
paying forty dollars for the same gameplay loop that we're

(34:16):
playing right now in Marvel Rivals, but with no characters
that you know, it is lot slower than what you spent,
but you're paying forty dollars for the game, and then
they're still expecting you to buy skins and battle passes
and all this bullshit like it works in Hell Divers too,
for example, right, because that's a similar model, but there

(34:37):
were so many ways to just pay for the stuff
outside of it that you could still get everything that
you're looking for without having You can just find super credits.
You can go grind super credits for a while, never
have to pay for anything, and just pay for with
the supercredits. If you're that type of person, you could
do that. But you don't want to pay for a

(34:57):
game that you're gonna do absolutely nothing with and that
doesn't drive you to do more with it. If it
if Marvel Rivals cost forty bucks, I probably wouldn't be
playing it at all. I wouldn't even give it a shot,
Like I would look at it looks fun, but forty
bucks for that, like you know, but free give it
a shot, enjoy it. And that's just the way that

(35:18):
it's going through right now. So you know, those those
are the things that you know, there's I.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Think that.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Once they're done with GTA six comes out and everything,
that there will be another Red Dead type of game.
I have to be Redemption because obviously I feel like
where they'll they're going to go with that particular story.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
I feel like they're done with the Cowboy world. Yeah,
because the thing is the reason I'm going to say
this why they're done with it is because the online
version of it failed. If Red Dead on the line, no,
I'm serious, If I read down on line it was
as popular as GTA. It comes down the money, it's

(36:00):
what it does well.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
I mean, it's like, just come down to making a
fucking game to because when I look look even grand
theft Otto, I mean, they don't do ship I don't
think as far as I know, unless they changed it
with Red Dead like they did with Grand Theft Auto,
with the heists and all that other stuff.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
I don't think they were updating a lot of that stuff.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
They weren't because it wasn't as popular as that's.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Because but you have your other product, that's what you
have the grand the thought on for. But at the
end of the day, it's I mean, you have two
I never played Red Dead Revolvers, so even though it's
supposed to even be lead into that has something similar
to do with the Redemption but both those Redemption games obviously,
like I said, where else you gonna do it at

(36:43):
this point?

Speaker 4 (36:44):
You know, But like that whole world, the whole story.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
You came up with two games with epic fucking stories
that and characters, and it's just like I said, I
felt like, you can still do that and I don't
need the online bull for that.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
You don't, you don't well, And then the thing is
is that I say this too, because once GTA six
comes on, I'm betting you, you know, hand over fist,
that their their move forward is going to be, oh, well,
we're going to develop just DLC for the online portion
like they've been doing for grad Theft AAL five and
because they haven't made a story only DLC, a single

(37:25):
player story DLC for any of their games. Since did
they do one for five?

Speaker 4 (37:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:32):
No, no, I'm I was gonna say, since four, yeah, right,
but they didn't do one for five. And all they
did was they're adding more stuff for the online portion.
You're not having to pay for it. But here's all
these pay mechanics that we have now in here for
this sixty dollars game for the online portion. So either
they're going to try to separate them and be like,
here's Grand Theft Auto six, the game you want that,

(37:54):
you're gonna pay sixty bucks for it. But if you
want to play our online, here is the download for
the free Grand Theft onto online. And you don't need
to have six to play online. And then or if
you have six, you gave him bonuses. Where the fucking is?
But Doug parted, Yeah, well my nose. But they're just

(38:16):
not I don't see rock Star. It sucks that the
company is going down this route, but that makes so
much money for them that they won't go away from it.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
And that's the thing that drives me nuts is I
would have loved some fucking DLC.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
I would love more Trevor stuff or Like I.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Said, the biggest one for me is what happens when
you first meet Trevor. He beats the ship out of
that biker who was the DLC for the loss in
the damn in Liberty City. How great would And he
was so against drugs and all this other shit. But
look at him now, right, he was all drugged out.
So the story they could have told from him coming
to Liberty City to fucking Los Santos.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
How did he get back into that?

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah, and how all that happened? That would have been
fucking perfect, right. It could have ended the story with
right when you know? The whole thing with Trevor no or.
I mean, there's just a bunch of other you know,
stuff they could have done too, but it's just like, no,
let's just do stupid heists and all this other crap
and blah blah blah whatever, and people are into its fine.

(39:20):
I had fun when I'm playing with other people, Like
I'm not gonna go do it by myself. I just
when I you know, I played with Mister a few
times and Brett and it was fun, but like, I'm
not gonna go out of my way for that stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I just would never do it with them. I would
never go into the multiplayer just the general multiplayer universe
where it's everybody by the free for all, whether or
not you're with a group or not. I would just
want to have like an instance version that's just for
us friends and we do whatever we're doing in the world.
Like that would be more fun to me. Then Oh,

(39:52):
I'm just gonna go play basic online in this world
and do this like MMO style world of GTA where
people can just fuck with you regardless, you know. And
there's some cool communities out there. I'm not going to
discount those people that do like role playing servers and
like live in the world of Los Santos and they
have their certain things that they do and they play
you know, people do their in game cosplay as cops

(40:14):
and bad guys and all the other stuff like that.
You guys are You've got a cool community. You do
what you want to do, and you know that's fine.
It's not for me, but you guys do you It's
just I'm not going to jump into something like that. Yeah,
like personally so yeah, but I don't know. So you're
so you're saying your prediction for GTA six is November,

(40:36):
and then I might say no, no, no, I said
end of November December, but.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
I think I say either September or like, uh, October, October.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
If anything, I actually wanted to change mine, then say
I don't. I think it's going to get delayed till
the first quarter of twenty twenty six.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
We'll see, but.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
They said it was going to be this year, so
we'll see what happens. It just the way that it looks,
and if they want to do it in the scope
that they want to do it, and they want it
to come out with very minimal bugs. The thing that
sucks the most, that's one hundred percent, to be honest
with you, is that a PC port for it is
not until another year, two years out, and that that sucks,

(41:16):
like they really need to like be like everybody, how
can other studios do concurrent development for all three platforms?

Speaker 2 (41:25):
And then you know, well, Rock starts Play just doesn't
have the money for that.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Kind of Oh yeah, just like EA doesn't have the
money to rebuild Madden from the ground up or Call
of Duty can't wait two years before putting out a
new cod we're gonna we're gonna put this on hold.
We're gonna make sure we give you the best one.
But we still got one coming out this year, and
next year, the year after that, and the year after that.
New year we'll hold at some point, you know. But

(41:50):
everything that's there, so beyond that, anything else that you
want to talk about before, we talk about whatever's happening tomorrow,
and then we play our game, all right, So tomorrow
is the quote unquote big game that's out there. We've
got our lovely picks for that. I think I actually
have to make my picks. It looks like I think

(42:12):
that mister L wins the year on the thing. Let's
double check our lovely standings for the Pickham League for
this year. And because of course I have to sign in,
Come on, just sign in another way. I don't want
to use my phone to sign in with this stupid thing.

(42:34):
I hate that everybody's doing. Oh it's just weird, all right.
So currently we have JJ McCarthy's nuts, which I believe
is mister L in first place, winning by only a point,
oh no, sorry, eleven points. Then cute Kitty in second place,

(42:54):
a J Hawk tua in third, you are in fourth,
I'm in fifth. I don't think I can catch you
because you're eleven points ahead of me as well. Well,
the only way that I could catch you, to be honest,
because I'm pretty sure you're gonna be going for the Eagle.
If I decide that I'm gonna pick the Chiefs, even
though I'm gonna pick the Eagles, that would be the
only way that I beat you for this. But I'm

(43:17):
not gonna pull that type of bullshit for for the
thing unless you really think that the Chiefs are gonna
win this year.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
No, so well they'll cheat, you know, they'll get the
cheating the way. Yeah, even though the association comes out
said we don't do that, we don't favor them, Okay.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Yeah, I know they're all pissed off about the whole thing.
I can't believe that people would think that we do this,
even though a lot of the calls go this way,
and it's like, okay, like if you see what's going
on in the field and how you do everything, and
you know, if something comes out, they're like, look, we're
gonna show you the way they cans look Like, if
there's anything that I like about the what used to

(43:59):
be the XFL just now that is it the UFL now?
Is that what it's called completely United Football League something whatever?
Is that they actually allow the microphones to be on
while the refs discuss what's going on, so you actually
hear what they do in the NFL. Actually, they will
never do it, but if they actually did something like that,
so the fans could hear exactly how they're talking and

(44:20):
then they could be criticized for what's going on, you know,
But of course they don't want to be like, oh,
you know the Las Vegas bookies they said, if they
don't win by three, then you know we're gonna get
shot in the kneecaps of this. You know, you better
make sure that they at least win by three, right, So, like,
those are things going. But do you have any bold
predictions for the Super Bowl? And you know they have

(44:42):
all those stupid prop bets that they do. You know,
what's what side of the coin is gonna land on?
Who's gonna score the first touchdown? Taylor Switt gonna it'ch
your ass while she's in her seat, you know, is
she gonna finger the dude next to her?

Speaker 5 (45:01):
What?

Speaker 6 (45:02):
What?

Speaker 5 (45:02):
What? What?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
What if that actually happened. They go up to the
booth and some dudes with his pants down, bent over
and she's just giving it the old Jesus. Oh shit,
I want a thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Well something like that. Would I think you can put
a dollar down? And he was probab wouldn't more than that?

Speaker 1 (45:21):
It would be like probably, you know, you'd be set.
Hey here we go, hurry up, dragonfly, go put a
dollar down so that way that you guys can get
your money in before you go on your vacation to Disney.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
I wish we could bet around here. You can bet.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
You can't go to an Indian casino. You can bet there?

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Well, yeah, if I drive two hours away, I could
have had an app on my fucking phone where I
could have done it.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
But isn't price you area.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
I don't even know what the fuck that is. I
keep seeing it. But it's not the same as being
able to bet like I want to.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Bet, like a bet bet. Yeah. No, it's because probably
you pay credits into it, and then you're betting credits
and then can cash of those credits for dollars. That's
how it gets around the betting aspect. Of taking your
money directly.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
The idiots in this fucking state should have just allow
voted yes on that so we could be doing that.
You can't do that because then there's kids that might vote,
be betting. Blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Okay, it's kind of true.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Well, you know what you mean? More responsible?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Did a are you over eighteen? Clickable link ever? Stop
you from going on porn hub.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
When you're underneath eating? Exactly?

Speaker 1 (46:27):
That's what I'm saying. It's there. There's a lot to
saying about the influence of gambling on kids and financially
responsible there is because you look like bloop box.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
I'm a grown fucking adult that should be able to vote, vote.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
And I bet it's like it's it's the same me
saying that you should have flavored vapes fucking everywhere grown
adults want to fucking use a flavored vape and want
to get a flavor whatever. But guess who doesn't get
to so you don't get to have California and they
don't get to do No, it's more than California that
bans that ship if they live in californ there's trying

(47:00):
to be a federal band by the current Ministration on
flavored Tobacco products in the US.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
That's not gonna be California. It's gonna be national.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Where does the majority of this year start California?

Speaker 1 (47:14):
It doesn't always start in California.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Yeah, pretty much?

Speaker 1 (47:16):
No Jesus Christ. AnyWho? So who do you got? Okay,
so you are doing the Eagles.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
I just want your official for I'm not gonna do
the Eagles.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
You're not gonna do the e A G L E
A S C A t Igles mayor how do you
fuck up in your own cities? It's like, you know,
Las Vegas Raiders not saying the right name of the team, right.
I can understand them not going Raiders or however you
say it, but like not knowing the team. Let's go Rears,

(47:53):
Let's go Pirate dudes, all right?

Speaker 2 (47:56):
All the Tampa Bay fans stand up?

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Like who would I wonder if Tampa Bay fans could
even spell Buccaneers Scott?

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Where are you? Right? Uh?

Speaker 1 (48:08):
You know the other issue that we're gonna have with
this game, what you're gonna have to keep it on
mute and put on ESPN Radio or something.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Why?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Because you know Tom Brady is the one that's gonna
be the behind the mic for the game, him and
his dor key fucking takes.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Like.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
I get it that people can get tired of Romo.
I saw him tired of Romo to be honest with you,
because I like the way he sees things. But at
least he's like personable, where like fucking Brady whenever you
hear him, he sounds like a fucking robot.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Well, you only got to deal with him for.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Oh is it nine more years? Are they're gonna move
him to something else?

Speaker 2 (48:44):
They from I understand it was ten year deal.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
That's that's terrible, and they moved what's his name? Who
wasn't doing that bad of Yeah, Greg Gilson wasn't doing
that bad of a job, you know on the mic
and doing that at least had some insightful things as
a color commentator. I mean, Okay, who would you rather
have at this moment, Chris collins Worth of Tom Brady.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
You have to choose one. Gun to your head, Yeah,
gun to your head about worth sucks cock, But you
have to like, why won't you go with the hypothetical.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
You have to choose hypothetical? Head shut off?

Speaker 1 (49:18):
You don't have that choice.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
You have to just set a gun in my head.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
So if I don't think I get shot.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
That's my choice.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
I'm telling you I I want you to choose one.
You have to choose one, regardless of what it is.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
That makes you feel better, that does fuck, I don't care.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Just a question I don't care about. But it's just
a question.

Speaker 7 (49:37):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
I don't care about the commentary. I don't care.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
I don't care about. I know what you're trying to do.
I'm just a conversation.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
I am just trying to have a conversation, just see
what the the interesting thing would be and the reasonings
why and having to try to have a discourse here
in the whole thing and having a hypothetical conversation.

Speaker 8 (49:57):
You're blowing a fucking lid because I don't care. So
if you don't care, answer the fucking question. I just
instead of making a big deal because you obviously fucking care.
You do you do, or you wouldn't be acting like that.
I know when people do that.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
I know what you're trying to do. I'm trying with
the Tom Brady bullshit.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
I'm not trying to I'm just asking a question.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
No, I am that all the time that time, Just
like when everybody doing his Just like when everybody asked me,
what do you think about Pete Carroll being your coach?

Speaker 4 (50:25):
You jump? I just you're trying to me, And.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
I hate Pete Carroll. I can hate Pete Carroll because
he had a ruiner the fucking division for so many
fucking years. Had to watch his fucking bubblegum chewing ass
on the sideline. But if you said, hey, you have
to choose between Pete Carroll being your coach or you know,
name some other coach I fucking hate in the league,
or Jerry Jones being your owner, and you can only
pick one, I'd be like I'd think about it and
be like, Okay, well I guess Pete Carroll's gonna be

(50:51):
my coach because at least he's made it to the
playoffs every year. I would say something like that, not
like oh, I'm just fucking to be in their head
and do this, do that instead of like you can
person somebody with a side, that'd be like two things
they don't like, but you have to pick one. And
then you could be like, oh, well, I'm on to
think through this, like that's all I'm thinking in the
back of my head, not that I'm gonna just be
it because you hate it. I just think it's interesting conversation.

(51:14):
It makes something for the fucking podcast.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
I just until you mentioned it, I didn't even know
he was gonna be.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
There, so I don't know it was on Fox.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
I don't, okay, I didn't know that. I don't want
to pay attention to that shit.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
That was like the big thing at the beginning of
the year that everybody was talking about.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
If it dealt with Tom Brady. I didn't pay attention
because I don't care about the guy. I don't give
a shit anything about the guy.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
I don't Tom Brady's in your life, whether or not
you like it not. As a Raiders fan, well, I.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Don't have to deal with it. I have to pay
attention to every little thing he does.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
I'm not saying paying attention to every little thing responding.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
To what he said.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Fair enough.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
I just don't care about the guy. Guy's a fucking loser,
He's a fucking cheater. I just don't care about him,
even fucking I saw a clip when they were talking.
I don't even watch the fucking Rose, but a clip
from it where he admits that he fucking cheated and
everybody still sucks his cock.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
I don't give a fuck about the guy. I don't
care about Tom Brady at all, at all.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Okay, I don't know what else to say. What do
you want me to say? Because I can't have a
conversation what if it deals with him? Yeah, I don't
know where else to go from this. Go ahead, you
were talking about the super Bowl. That's I don't what
else am I going to say about the super Bowl
other than okay, I hope the Chiefs lose. All right, Guys,
like I was trying to make conversations about the super

(52:47):
Bowl and then this, you know, stupid thing happened. Like,
what else am I gonna say?

Speaker 5 (52:52):
So?

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Do you have anything else to say? Not about Tom
Brady about the Super Bowl? I'm not moved on from
Tom Brady, I said, do you have anything to say?

Speaker 3 (53:00):
I just didn't help the Eagles win. Personally, be great
if a fucking meteor just landed on both teams, who
uses ship about him? But overall, of course, I hope
the fucking Eagles win. Host Sa Kwon does fucking phenomenal
because Chiefs can't have trouble stopping the run. And he's
pretty much right now between him and what's his name

(53:20):
from the Ravens, Henry. Yes, I almost said Chris for
some reason. No, I was thinking of fucking the because
he came from Tennessee. I was thinking of they're old
running back, that they had Chris something else. But Derrick
Henny or them were basically both of them were basically

(53:42):
the top two fucking runners in the league.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
The all year.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
So you know, I mean, hope he has a good
game because if if he if if if he has
a good game and they can't they have trouble stop
at him, that's what's gonna I think it would be
the different because they have a horrible fucking red defense.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
I agree he got robbed of the MVP period.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Who got it?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Josh Allen, Well, that's right. I think one of the
things that should lead you to getting an MVP, and
a lot of people are saying it, is that if
you can, if you're in the super Bowl, if you're
in the running and you're one of three, you're you're
in the actual super Bowl and you made it, and
you're almost you're thirty yards away from breaking and I

(54:30):
know there's the whole thing with the longer season all stuff,
but still the record is there. But he's thirty yards
away from breaking the season including the playoffs record for
rushing yards, and no other running back has done what
he's done this year at twenty seven years old, and
the amount of time and what he's done with and
basically a lot of the times this season carry the

(54:51):
Eagles on his back because Jalen Hurts has not been
playing his best football? Why wouldn't he.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Because since Kelsey, Yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
True, but it's running backs. Quarterbacks are right now and
this and this is another thing that sucks to me
is quarterbacks are the only ones in the last how
many years that have won MBB Oh yeah they normally.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
It makes no sense, like it's because it became a
quarterback league and they kissed their asses so much. My
my thing is, like I said, we were talking about
this the other day, that they do need to either
just set new records for nowadays or like you said,
put An asked for us because even brock Bauer, he

(55:35):
broke all these fucking he broke those records this year.
But same same thing, Dika did it with less less
games to do it, I think, and I get why
Jalen Daniels got the fucking m VP. Also Rookie Good
going to the playoffs and everything. And this is not

(55:56):
me being a Raider, just being a Raider fan, but
I like brock Bauer should have won it, because no,
bro not only did he break records and he had
it's some uh he had some of almost the most
receptions I think in some of the more than majority
of a lot of receivers were getting. And the fact

(56:18):
that he did it with fucking the scrub ass quarterback
majority of the season until O'Connell got in there, so
he had to do it with three quarterbacks. Two that's
definitely sucked. Minshew and uh riddle.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Riddle written written something like that, yeah, and and and he.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Still was able to break the fucking record and get
all that. So I mean, you called me a homer
for the Raiders on that one, But I mean, I
think there is something to discuss there. Whereas Jalen's uh,
Daniels had a whole team to help him.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
I'm not He's a phenomenal quarterback.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Don't do not get me wrong. I'm not taking away
what that guy can do. He turned a team that
that was like one of the worst teams in the
league last year and turned around and got him to
a championship game.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
And what's crazy about it is there wasn't a huge
change in personnel. Yeah that the receiving corps was basically
the same. They didn't really pick up anybody for there
isn't a Aj Brown on that team or you know
whatever star receivers that you want to think about.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
I'll tell you what they'll be getting someone like that,
I bet you this year because now that they can
see what they could do and they have a quarterback there, right,
people want to go to play.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
There, right, And who is the running back for them
this year? Though you think he actually is somebody.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Who is back?

Speaker 1 (57:40):
I forget and thinking it's mixing the mixing's on the Textans,
mixes on Texans. He went over the Texans, even like
Stefan Diggs went over the Texans. Look how Cjry Stroud
did in his second year. Of course, Diggs got hurt
at the same time. But the only person that I
knew from that team that was a recognizable name to
me was Bobby Warner who ex Seattle Seahawk or Wagner

(58:02):
I'm sorry, I want to say Warner, I don't know why,
but like it's it's odd of what makes people like
go gaga over other players, Like you're talking about that
with Rookie of the Year and it going to quarterbacks,
and I get that's the way it is. And yeah,
you know, I think that definitely is something into saying
that with Jayden Daniels turning around that franchise is probably

(58:23):
a reason why he's getting that. But in general, okay,
so it is a nobody.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
And then but backup is Austin Eckler.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
I mean, okay, that's who I was thinking about, Austin Eckler.
But he's not the star running. He's not number one.
So it's it's basically young guys. I mean, you have
Arry McLaughlin, but who knew and I totally busher that
like fucking menace with choking on my spit or some
shit like, but they really don't have superstars what you

(58:56):
would consider to be superstars on that team. And he
made some of the those guys look like superstars this year.
So in terms of that for him, I can kind
of understand it in the way that it is. But
like you look at that you talk about like tight
ends and stuff like that, And this is not partially
me being a Homer pick, but not being a Homer
pick at the same time, when we talk about like
when they look at tight ends and they consider not

(59:20):
it's not chief bashing, but at Travis Kelton is being
one of the best tight ends of all time. I'm like,
if you want to put him in the category of
wide receiver tight ends, fine overall tight ends, No he
is not, because he can't block with shit. He is
not a good blocker. He doesn't set up the runs.
All he does is he is big and he can
get down the field. But he's a wide receiver. He's

(59:42):
just a slow wide receiver that they put into tight end.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
I'll never understand how he gets so fucking open all
the time.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
I don't get it either, Like everybody, you think that
they would do that type of thing with everybody that's there. Oh, look,
best viewers in the world. Oh is that what it
is for everything? Best bands in the world. Right, it's
just like all these things, it's so stupid, Like I

(01:00:10):
get it. Would anybody actually click on any of those links?

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
I'm pretty sure there's nobody.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
I say the longer we all this ship's around, I
think there'll be other than there still will always be
a moron. But our parents and some people our age
are a little older, I mean, we should know better,
but like I can see people little people older than

(01:00:37):
us and our parents might be still stupid or night
even enough to click on something. That's what I'm saying, though,
That's what I'm saying. Anybody younger than us, you should
fucking know better, and if you click on it, you're
just the same thing with smoking. But at this point,
like our parents, fucking doctors, Oh you have a headache

(01:01:00):
here smoking cigarette or something? You know what I mean,
they don't they have an excuse to why they were smokers.
People my age they really shouldn't be, but they were
going hard around that time about not smoking. Though I
kind of give my age group a little bit of
a pass some of us, but anybody but younger, they
go so hard about how bad smoking is and what
it does to you and all the people died of cancer.

(01:01:22):
There's no excuse if you decide to pick up a
pack of cigarettes, you just want to fucking smoke. You're
There's so much shit I don't like, I said, I
don't know. That's why I don't feel like we need
to have so many fucking anti smoking bullshit all the time.
It's like, by now, you know, you know what the
effects are. So if you decide to smoke a cigarette
and get sick, fuck you you deserve what you get.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
When all that shit's run by the fucking cigarette companies
as it is, you know, because they're forced to do
these things to like save you know, to not get fined. Oh,
you have to make these things about the truths of
smoking and shit like that, but it's really being run
by Philip Morris itself. It's like, well, what, what the
fuck the point is that of clerks you're trying to

(01:02:03):
sell the cigarette the gum. Yeah, that's right. But it's
funny because you mentioned that team when you talk about
like people younger than us getting caught. I remember the
last place I was working, like in the morning, all
of a sudden, like one of the girls called in.
She's like, hey, you know, the CEO of the company
called and said to pick a bunch of gift cards
for everybody, But I couldn't find the ones that were like,

(01:02:25):
what the fuck are you doing? You know, that's a
fucking scam. Why would they ever call you? Why would
they ever somebody from the office or you get emails
or whatever the fuck it is, Like, by now you
have to know what the fucking scams are. Like, Are
you that fucking clueless for being in your like you know,
early or late to mid twenties and like doing these things? Like, yeah,

(01:02:46):
you hear about these types of scams and everything all
the time. See, cigarettes are gross. Puffing the cigars delightfles sometimes,
but I haven't in years. I just can't do cigars.
I think after smoking for so long that I'm used
to inhaling, And that's why can't do cigars, because you
only can poss You shouldn't be sucking in that ship.
But I'd imagine that's pretty terrible for your gums and

(01:03:07):
everything as it is, I mean once in a while,
but not like some people where it's consistent, you know,
all the time. Yeah, so for everything. Well, any I mean,
last words, do you think that it's going to be close?
Do you think that it's going to be a blowout?

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
Well, I mean the rest are going to keep it close,
and I don't give a fuck what they try to
say or come out with. And if I was the
fucking I've said this on stream too, If I was
the Eagles defensive coach, I I'll say, if he doesn't
run out of bounds at homes or he tries to
pull that fake sliding bullshit, lay him out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
We're gonna get the flag anyways. Lay him the fuck out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
I agree. So that's what needs to be done with
that guy. I mean, like we talked about before multiple times,
it's about he plays the rules and not necessarily game.
Yet this last year, I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
It's there isn't a rule against what he's doing, and
they need to make it a fucking rule against, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
They got to figure that out. But it's chicken shit
that you're that's allowed because they know and I know
it's not just my homes. I'm not gonna throw it
all on just but he's he does it the most
I can say that. Yeah, but it's like it's the bullshit.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
If if the defense knows he starts to slide, they
can't touch him. If they look look at the a quarterback,
we'll just say quarterback cross eyed. When he's doing that,
they're getna flag thrown on them. So for you to
jump up and say I'm not touching them, and then
they decide, psych, I'm gonna run another ten yards that
it's not the same as a running back doing a

(01:04:47):
juke move. That's that's just bullshit. Well I'm gonna I'm
running out of bounce, so everybody says, don't get close
to him, and they're bounce and Jesus Christ, dude, and uh,
you know, and then like instead of running out of bounds,
I run for another ten yards where they could have been.

(01:05:07):
It could have been a fourth down, but now he
gets the first.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
That's bullshit. And if you're gonna put so much rules
on the fucking defense, you gotta be able to you
gotta have that same ship for the for the for
the quarterbacks.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Yeah, I think that you need to have if you initiate,
because to me, that's initiating a slide. If you initiate
the slide, it's automatically down like there's not gonna be
And then they can say, well it did well, I
wasn't initiated the slide. Then you can review it, and
then if it doesn't look like you're initiating, okay, then
you get whatever we were wrong with, we'll pick up
a penalty or whatever it is. But if you initiate

(01:05:43):
a slide and you don't slide and you continue to
move on, then that's a penalty. Yeah, I agree, like
if you're or it should be like provoking something like that,
if you're true. Because what also gets me to it's
a lot of times and you've seen it so many
times in the NFL where it's always the retaliation that
gets the fuckingal on a lot of this shit, and
you see these guys trying to provoke people and doing

(01:06:04):
shit like they will literally slap them across the helmet
and do these things and then they get nothing and
the other person gets the penalty because they attacked back.
It's like, Okay, you can't touch the other guy, but
he can do all this shit to you. Or they're
like forcing the person on the ground and won't let
them get up, like in that Commander's game with Latimore
and what's his name, aj Brown was where it was

(01:06:29):
Aj Brown that initiated all that shit and Latimore is
the one that got the big penalty and kept their
drive live. And it's like no, like you should be
able to go and stop. And New York says Hey, wait,
we need to look at this to determine how who
actually initiated this and then go back and be like, Nope,
it wasn't. It wasn't who you said. It's actually the
other guy. And if he wouldn't have retaliated, if if

(01:06:50):
he hadn't ripped his goddamn helmet off, there's no reason
that he should have gotten a penalty if his helmet's
sitting on the ground because aj Brown ripped it off
of his head. And then all he did after he
ripped off his head was like basically bear hugged him
and was like talking to him and he gets a
penalty for it. Yeah, it's like the dumbest, dumbest thing
in the world.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
So all right, you ready to uh any last thoughts
on the Super Bowl before we do this little game
that we've got here.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
I mean, I'm not. I'm ah. There's only one pool
I'm waiting to get numbers from. Hopefully I get some
good numbers on that, but I'm not looking forward to
wearing any money because I got the shittiest fucking numbers.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
I don't even know what my numbers are.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
I'm waiting for your pay too. Oh, I want to
bring it over and I left it at the house.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
That's fun. You just bring it tomorrow because that's the
one time. Even then I would say you probably even
just need to. I guess you could just bring it over.

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
All.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
Well, I don't care whatever this. I've got stuff from
you too, because from your your father in law for
tomorrow gave it to me to give to you today.
The chips and drinks. He's like, can you take these
with you?

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
So I can you know what this sounds about, right,
and then coming over to ride with me.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Oh, well, there you go. And then he said for
Crystal to text him so that he knows what time
we could have talked about this off the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
But you know that's my.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Uncle, so in a so in in celebration of and
anybody in chat, you guys more than welcome to join along.
I would love to give because we're gonna give Patrick
some time to think about these answers to these questions
of what they're going to be, so get ready to
I can't run polls or anything like that, because you know,
this Twitch account is not affiliated with anything, but we're

(01:08:33):
gonna play a wonderful game. I don't have any sounds
that we can use for this to say if you're
right or not. I don't know. These are the sounds
I do have. I have no you need an adult No,
I got that and the OU that doesn't really work.
I've also got, you know, like the the other sounds

(01:08:53):
for the other game that we played before. God, I've
got all these button sounds like your dad yeah, well
got nope, not that one. I don't know. Maybe we
won't use any sounds. I'll just say you're right or
you're wrong. So, like I said in honor of the foot,

(01:09:14):
the season finale of the football that's going to be
happening this way, reason of this season to Sunday to tomorrow,
I thought we'd play fake news or Florida or Florida.
So these are all stories that I have told that
I'm gonna read them. I had to alter some of
them because it needs to sound like they've come from Florida.

(01:09:34):
But these are all real stories. Okay. So I didn't
make anything up. I found everything that's out there, and
you're going to determine. I have twelve of them, and
we're gonna see how many out of twelve that you
can get. So in the chat. You guys can guess
how many think that Patrick is going to get right
out of the twelve that are there? And a season

(01:09:55):
finale of the football. Yet, that's right, it is the
season finale of the football. So how many you think
that you? How well do you know your Florida stories?

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Seven?

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
No, he has a question Oh he did say seven.
You're right. It looked like a question mark to me too,
like it's almost time for reading glasses. God damn it
getting close. But so you thinks he's gonna get seven
out of twelve? Again, you guys can chat. You can
play along as well. Dragonfly, things that you're gonna get
eight in total? How many do you think that you're

(01:10:26):
gonna get? How well do you know your Florida?

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Oh no, I'll go with I'll go with Dragonfly and
say eight.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
You're gonna say eight with everything that's going on, Okay,
so we can do I can do one of two ways.
I can you can tell me a number between one
and twelve, so that way they're randomized and you won't know,
so I won't be like, oh, you know, because you
could guess, oh Florida, Florida, fake news, fake news, Florida
fake news fake news, and so we can do it
that way. I think that might be the fairest way

(01:10:56):
to do it. And I'll just read it and then
you're gonna tell me if it's fake news of Florida.
But give chat a moment to make their own choice
so so you don't have to see him. So one
through twelve, all right, we'll start with five number five? Okay,
Tampa Bay man shoot seventy four year old father over

(01:11:18):
the fact that his dad claimed that he had stinky feet?
Is that fake news or Florida? Can you can think
out loud too, You can give your reasoning to everybody
why you might think that it might be fake news
or Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
We're talking about Florida and they do shoot people over
stupid shit. I mean, I'm leaning towards Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Leading towards Florida. Okay, is that gonna be your final answer?
Are we giving them more time or we've got one
answer in the chat?

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Okay? I mean, like I said, I would.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Say count to like thirty because that's enough time for
them to type it out.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Well, like I said, I'm thinking about this shoot someone
over sneaky feet?

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
The only thing is I'm thinking Tampa Bay. You said,
Tampa Bay. That's the only thing that's thrown me off.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Tampa Bay man shoots seventy four year old father of
the fact that his dad claimed he had stinky feet.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
I screw it. I'm going with it. Florida, going with Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
And the answer is no, this is fake news. This
actually came from Iowa. All right, part of the Smoking Gun.
And then when you guys go onto the podcast as
well later if you want, in the show notes, I'll
have links to all of the stories that are Florida.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
So when Iowa someone got shot for having sneaky feet,
you think that that you know, that's like a lot
of farm land out there, you think, do.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
You think that that? You know they work hard in
the fields and you know they have their boots and
do that stuff. All right, So number six is out,
So you've got one five number five, No, I said
five five. I'm sorry, So number five is out. Now
we've got so we got one through twelve minus five
h one. Number one Port Saint Lucy wingstop manager throws

(01:13:03):
hot grease and ranch on a customer in a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
At a wing stop.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
At a wing stop.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Mm hmm. I feel like I would have I would
have heard about that. It's coming from wing stop.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Are you on the wingstop newsletter that they go around
talk about how managers throw hot, grease and ranch on customers.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
It like like that it was like Rando in someone's house.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
I feel like the fact that was at a wing
stop that of course, then again, it did happen somewhere
else then, right?

Speaker 5 (01:13:38):
It?

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
So it did happen. This did happen somewhere. I'm I'm
gonna go not Florida, all right, he's going with not Florida.
Is that your final answer?

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Final answer? Okay, No, that did happen in Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Well let's go. Let's move this down to two.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
I get right, all right, So one in five are
off the table, all right. Twelve twelve naked Florida man
claims to have used mushrooms with Jesus and played virtual
reality games before getting arrested.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
That so got naked and watched and played.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Virtual reality games with Jesus before being arrested.

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
I wonder what they played, Jesus loves me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
I know what what VR game would Jesus play? He's
playing Doom VR? He wants to kill goddamn demons.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Probably doom VR.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
You said wild Hey, you know I went and I
look or House Flipper. Oh, he could be he's a carpenter.
You're right that that could be Jesus' game house renovation simulator. Oh,
he can play the Haunted version of that. Have you
ever played that? No, that's available I think for on
Steam right now.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
I think I did.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
I played it for a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
All right, I'm gonna go with I'm going because of
the drugs, for sure. I'm gonna go Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
That is fake news. That's actually from Kentucky. Jesus, I
did not make these easy because it could be from anywhere.
So so I will say that a lot of the
ones that I did get from the Smoking Gun, So
they are available on the Smoking Gun's website if you

(01:15:31):
you look them up. The funny thing is is that, well,
I'll talk about that at the end of the game,
because I don't want to sway you and one to
wear another.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Well, all right, let's go eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Eleven Vero beach Man, after being denied for a car,
Loan decides it's best just to steal the car because
it's bent His last fifty dollars to Uber there.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
This was just on the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
Oh was it?

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Well, then you know the answer to this.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
I think I do.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
I'm because I'm trying to remember. Did they say anything
about Florida? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
I heard yeah, he he when he got arrested, he
was saying, well he spent Yeah, I spent the last
of my money on the Uber to get there, So
I mean I had to steal the car so if
to get home.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
So this happened to be like a headline, hoosh, I'm
gonna go not Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
I feel I don't remember them saying. I remember it
being a redneck news it was.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
I think it was a I think it was a
rednick I'm gonna go I'm gonna switch at Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
You're gonna go to Florida. Final answer, Yeah, all right,
you got one right. You almost took it away from yourself.
That one was in Florida. And like I said in
Vero Beach, what I went.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
Back and I thought to myself, wait a minute, it
was a redneck news. So I bet you it is Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
All right, So we've youre are one fun one for five.
So did mister L. Mister L is also one for
five six. You're gonna go with number six, all right.
Bradford County man offered Buffalo Wild Wings employee to exchange
fried pickles for drugs because he was starving. He wanted

(01:17:12):
them fried pickles and was going to give them the drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
Drugs.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
You have fried you have fried pickles, drugs drugs, Yes, exactly,
That's that's how it worked. But I mean he was
arrested too.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
I also like, if it was Florida, they would have
took that trade. And that's two chicken spots, chicken wing spots.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Two chicken wing spots.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
I'm gonna say no.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
You're gonna say no. Is that your final answer on
this one?

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
I bet you it is Florida, but I'm gonna say no.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Chad is also saying fake and that is fake news.
That is from Nebraska where that happened. That happened out
in Nebraska where the man offered drugs for exchange for
fried and it happened when the place it was an
the Buffalo Wild Wings, and it was closing and so
they like it had left over fried pickles and it's like,

(01:18:10):
I'll take those fried pickles. I'll give you some of
my weed you want to with my flip flop?

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Number six is so we've done number one, number five,
number six, number eleven, number twelve.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
And put the one other we did five.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
I think that's that's half of them that we've gone.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
There, one, eleven, and six.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Oh, so we've done five. So you are two for five.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Steaky fucking dog. Number eight.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
Oh it's still actually yes, all of these stories, mister
l have actually happened.

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
Nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
I'm saying it's fake news, meaning it's not from Florida. Okay,
that's that's kind of what I'm meaning. I'm still you know,
oh my god, I didn't want to call it Florida
or not Florida fake news or Florida so not necessarily
fake news. Okay, all right, So you've got three, four, seven, eight, nine,
and ten nine nine. All right, Florida man during rush

(01:19:07):
hour traffic, pulls down his pants, exposes his ass, and
then takes a dump on a dead apossum in the
middle of the road, stopping traffic.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
I would say he can't moon people anymore, but yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Well you still do it right. Bring new Mooning back
Hashtagave the Moon the Moon. Oh is that what Moon
Night's talking about? The moon haunts you. It's really showing
his ash.

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
Takes a ship on possum, dead apossum. Yeah, well, how
do you know it wasn't playing possum.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
It could have been playing possum. You're right, could have been.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
Hm, they have a lot of possums in Florida. I
don't know, there's been a lot of not Florida. So
you know what, I'm gonna go Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
You go with Florida. This okay? So Chat has said
not Florida. You have said Florida, and you are correct.
It is Florida. Didn't say where in the story, just
said that the guy did it?

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
Was he on drugs?

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
Probably was on drugs. All right, So now you've got
ten eight seven two all right. Lee County woman throws
first date brick through x husband's window as a reminder
of the destructive past. Read that again, lake as a
Lee County woman throws first date quote unquote first date

(01:20:35):
brick through her ex husband's window as a reminder of
their destructive past. So they got divorced, and to remind
him that he's a dick or that their relationship started
off Rocky, she threw a brick through his window. I
don't deal with it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
Brick.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
Yes, it says first date on the brick.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
Okay, okay, that makes more sense a little.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
That's why I said first date brick.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
Her first date bricks like we went on our first
I know. This was our break.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
When I read this story, I had to read it
back like six times because I was like, wait, what.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
I se you just remember how toxics we were together.

Speaker 4 (01:21:16):
Here's a brick.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Well, she she had to take out her teeth before
she said that. You know this, this sounds like an
Alabama thing. I don't for some reason, I don't know
what you're expecting. Further down the story to be a
first cousin.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. Damn you have to see
you at the family union. I'm gonna go Florida. I'm
gonna go Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Anyways, all right, Chat says Florida. You say Florida, and
you were correct. That is Florida. So you are what
four four eight? Yep, yes, So you have to sweep
out the next four to be able to get that number.
That dragonflyed rain set forward.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
We're gonna go Numero trace.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Number three all right, Orlando man pulled over claimed that
he couldn't be charged with DUI because his fourteen year
old son was driving the car.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
I've heard this one too, pulled over.

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
I almost feel like this is a we should have
done a bonus points if if I guess the state
he actually came from.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
This to me seems like a Texas thing. I don't
know if it's really from Texas, but I'm gonna say
not Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
You're gonna say that it's not Florida. It looks like
the chat is saying that it is Florida and.

Speaker 5 (01:23:02):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
Not Florida because that was Greg Gory and his father
didn't He still was Greg Gory driving the car for
his parents when they were drunk, but they didn't else
didn't get pulled over. So that was the only one
that's made up. But it's based on a true story.
It's from the radio show that we listened to. All Right,
So we have got number four, we've got number seven

(01:23:29):
in number eight.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Do we do ten?

Speaker 7 (01:23:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
And ten? You're right, so we have four left, so
actually you're four for nine.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Alright, let me going ten, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Or five for nine? Yes, five for nine you're gonna
go with number ten, all right. Florida webcam model shoots
herself in the kuchie on accident while recording a video
for chatter Bait. I used that one up because it
said shoots herself in the private parts on campsite, but
it was the site was chatterbait.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
Was she trying to put the gun in her you
know the story?

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
When I read this story did not say because I
wanted to find out that information too, because it said
that like somebody was in the house with her at
the same time that all of a sudden said I
think I need to go see a doctor, and she said,
I don't know. The gun was just there and it
just went off, and she had like ripskin and blood
going down her leg. So she could have been on

(01:24:26):
Chatterbait masturbating with the gun and then shot herself in
the koochie.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
Sheez.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
But then we got the shocked faces in the chat.
That's why you leave the safety on, folks.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
Oh, that's why you make sure it's own loaded. I
think I'm gonna be wrong on this, but I'm gonna
say not Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
Okay, we got a not Florida from Patrick what have
we got from the chat anything other than shockfaces that
are going on over there? Do we think that this
was a Florida webcam model that shot herself in the
Kouchie on accident Chatti is going Florida And the answer
is it is definitely fake news. This happened in Georgia.
This happened in twenty twenty one. Yeah, I remember the

(01:25:17):
date on this one specifically because I read that. I
had to read that article multiple times to figure out
where the fuck the answer to my question was. But yeah, boo,
all right, so we have eight, we have seven, and
we have four. These are the final one four going
with number four? Okay, Martin County woman calls nine to

(01:25:40):
one one over stolen weed, only to be rested on
drug charges.

Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
Hm.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
I feel like this one's this one was the like
New Orleans area for some reason.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
This is what's happening down there in Super Bowl Sunday.
At least she didn't have a bag that said not
drugs on her and then had all her drugs inside.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
This is not drugs.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
But you know what, as much as I feel this
like might be in Louisiana around New Orleans, I feel
like I'm gonna say Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
You're gonna say Florida on this one. Chat also says Florida.
And this one is in Florida. Yes, you didn't say
where in Florida, but it was in Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
So you are up to don't call it a comeback.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
You're up to seven. That means you need to get
one more. You got Josh's numbers, so there are two left,
two left on? That is seven and eight. You want
to go even or odd for your let's end on even?
So seven miss seven?

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
Topless? Jefferson County woman breaks into a church only to
rip down Jesus from the wall after flipping potted plant?
Is that fake news? Or Florida? And she walked in
wearing only like jogging pants and flip flop.

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
M h.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
It did not say was she was strung on anything,
but I'm pretty sure that it was on something. She
hated Jesus that much she had to rip him off
the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
Is it Florida? Part of the Bible.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
It is in the Bible belt of everything. There's lots
of churches, lots of well, it's it's kind of like
I think the pain handles a little more in the
Bible Belt, Bible Belts a little.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
More the Alabama, Georgia.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
I think Florida. Florida is heavily religious.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
I'm gonna say not.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
You're gonna say that this is.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
Just too many religious people in that area.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
Yeah, but if you're howked up on something, you know,
chance is it George Carlin in there? It's the Buddy
Crisest that she yes, that is fake news. Chad also
said fake as well. All right, we got one last
one left to go. Can you beat what Crystal thought

(01:28:00):
we're gonna get for that northern for is in Bible Belt? Yeah,
that's what I thought, the Panhandle area and that that
type of stuff, not because Miami's too blasphemous to be in, uh,
you know, the Bible Belt. All right, last one for
all the marbles in the world to say that you
were better than what your wife thinks you are. Man
in Southwest Miami Dade neighborhood slashes twenty seven tires, stating

(01:28:25):
that he was exposed to his secret government information and
is being sabotaged by being arrested.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
Hmmm, li'sten, aly all, this is sabotage. You read that
on one more time at least all right.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
So man in southwest Miami Dade neighborhood slashes twenty seven tires,
stating he was exposed to his secret government information and
he's being sabotaged by being arrested. He said that while
in court, so he's high.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
He said that while he was in court.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
Yeah, that's the actual bit of information that I'll give
you in this one.

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
I want to say no, but something tell me to
say yes.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
Well, with all the gas going around, it's not brewing,
it's gone for my dog into you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
Um, I want to say yes, fuck it, Yes, yes
what Florida?

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
Yes, Florida, chat says Florida, and the answer is is Florida. Yes,
that did happen in Florida as well.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
I call it a comeback son.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
No, you started off not so hot and then you
ended up being getting him rest from right. Didn't miss
one all the way up to the end. So hope
you had fun with that stupid little game. I think,
I just I think that the like finding those a
lot of those stories they were like said, I actually
spent a lot of time on the bizarre section of
the Smoking Gun because like, as much as I want

(01:30:13):
to make up some of the stories, you know, Frena
Rone and wrong then ask nine a nine streak? Oh
he got he got a nine streak over there? Nice
so but yeah, so fun little game. You know, one
of these times I'm gonna have to go around to
get some other guests on do game like this and
everybody go through, or or just allow somebody to come

(01:30:37):
online and do like a call in just to play
for a little bit, maybe get them to win a
prize or something like that. But yeah, so that is
it for the podcast, Patrick, do you have anything that
you want to tell everybody before we do our plugs?
Fuck the Chiefs, all right, Fuck the Chiefs. So if
you want to find the podcast, we are available on

(01:30:57):
all social media platforms that are available out there. You
can find us on Instagram, on Facebook, you know, you
can also listen to things like Speaker Speaker or Spotify,
Apple Podcasts, Google Play, all the stuff that's out there.
You can also find us on YouTube all check out
it be like that podcast except for don't fall for

(01:31:18):
the fake channel that's out there that Patrick showed me
the other day.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
There's a.

Speaker 4 (01:31:24):
On YouTube.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
Then they pissed me off too. Is you type in
it be like that podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
They pop up, and they pop up. We don't even
pop up, probably because they're more active than we are. Well,
you know that's that's the way, I guess, Fuck them,
Fuck them because.

Speaker 4 (01:31:37):
That's our name.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Send them, Send them anativity.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
Letter from the IP You like that podcast network, Say, hey,
we've been around since two thousand and eight, No, two
thousand and twelve or thirteen, so we've been around for
a long time. This podcast is still going on. We
might just be audio only format and don't really do

(01:32:04):
a whole lot of video, even though we're doing video now.
But we're out there with everything being said, and people
want to find you out there, Solas, where can they
find you?

Speaker 4 (01:32:15):
Twitch?

Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
Solos six four, TikTok Solos on the Score six four,
YouTube Solo sixty four.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
And then as for me, you can find me out
there Twitter, Tea and or score Team to Score podcast
even though I'm not really on there anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
Oh god damn.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
You can check out all the other stuff, the other
links that are inside the show notes that are there
exposing My dog is blowing everything up, but I can't
smell anything, so good for me, I guess maybe I'll
be able to taste it soon, which that's not going
to be a good thing. And then check out the
newest episode of the Terrible Terror podcast. That is going

(01:32:54):
to be for mister Solace over here, because we are
going to do a cure for wellness on the next
episode of the podcast. So he's been asking me to
take a look at actually I can smell that one.
He's been asked me to take a look at that movie.
So I'm gonna check that one out. I just have
to find out where it's streaming because I think it
might be on HBO Max, which if it is great
if it's not, and then I'll find it somewhere, some way,

(01:33:16):
somehow out on the yonder. We'll have it over there.
So thank you everybody for joining on us for the
live broadcast, and we are going to be ending that
portion of the podcast, so by everybody got dog and
uh okay, try to hit the button there to end

(01:33:37):
the stream. But for everybody else that's been listening to
the podcast, thank you guys very much. And Patrick, do
you have any last words to say besides fuck the cheaps,
your dogs, tank, my dog stank, and peace bitches.

Speaker 6 (01:34:30):
This lonely place, I'm trapped inside my mind? Am I disgraced?
Left with too much time? A sweet embrace? Was that
mily crime? An empty space? A heart lost in its prime?

Speaker 7 (01:35:04):
You'll just here with the breath of the wind, daring
me the shape one more on my lingos, So just me,
I'm balking in bin. Where were you when I needed

(01:35:25):
you the most? If not it getting back on the
sleepless Nice, just push you away?

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
So gil can my goal?

Speaker 7 (01:35:41):
My goes?

Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
Was it all worth to watch me pray Down't.

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
A fool in concept?

Speaker 5 (01:36:14):
Wearing smiles like a clown.

Speaker 7 (01:36:18):
Stand precipice, a misery renown justin wearing a brodcast and crowd.
You'll just dance here with the breath of the wine,
daring me and chase one more than willing hosts. So

(01:36:42):
just leave me. I'm broking and blind.

Speaker 9 (01:36:48):
Dah are you when I needed you the most?

Speaker 7 (01:36:55):
If I could take back on along slave Psna Nice
said what you like? So you care my go.

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
My goss, my.

Speaker 5 (01:37:33):
I show you she would just showed me pain my
hands inside my heart? Can only strength?

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
Waste it all my time just to.

Speaker 7 (01:37:42):
Watch you walk away? Now you'll get you fleda.

Speaker 4 (01:38:01):
So where are you now?

Speaker 5 (01:38:03):
I don't want to feel this ade, just the spirits.
Host I can the longer wait, cannot.

Speaker 9 (01:38:15):
Find your soul before you dance, you know that the
ghost lost inside of the officer.

Speaker 7 (01:38:53):
Don't just dance avair with the lead of the women.
Very safe when liveing hosea lady here, I'm talking Alang,
Where are you when I'm here to the most? If

(01:39:14):
I can take that the last k nice to push
it away so Jo can.

Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
Be like

Speaker 7 (01:39:25):
My job, my dog, my dog,

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