Oh look who’s here! It’s the Buff!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hey, everybody, and welcome to a brand new episode.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
To be like that, who's this guy?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I don't know, nobody can see who that guy is.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I'm lost. What would they say?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
The doctor's office.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
No, this is not the doctor's office. It's not that
time of year.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
We're not here.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I mean, well, I thought you were going to go
point like this, and I'm like, wait, there's nothing on
your finger.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
No, no putting the glove on, but the old figureway,
what is this?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Just? You know, you're supposed to be using the two
or if you lovely, you can give the shocker, So
that for him would be two in the p hole
in one of the state.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
A friendly, friendly podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Is a friendly podcast. I don't know the told you
those things for them kids and solo sell he says, exactly. So, Hey,
we're finally live and we've got a guest this week.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah. It was so many, so many solo episodes, and
then we get we thought we'd bringing an extra person.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
You bringing an extra person there? Yeah, okay, let's see
we've got two viewers. All right, we've hit our max.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
You're welcome, right, who's this douche?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I asked myself that all the time, it's Patrick, I mean,
well buffing the fluff over here, buffing.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
The Brian's nickname. That was not my nickname.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Okay, what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
I'm not that conceited, all right?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, yeah, sure you said them all then, booby.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Press, What's what's that?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Where did that, mister perfect music start coming from? Conceited?
Why are you beginning to stand up and start flexing?
Put your shirt back on.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
I never met a mirror I didn't like.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Uh, are you sure the mirrors just didn't like you?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
I just look now, much of my hallway has a
bunch of cracked mirrors. Now as you're walking by, smiling
at each one, it's just like, I don't know what happens.
It just comes on.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
You're your house is turning into a real life with
that game you've been playing. Uh. Visage.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, every time Crystal says it a cringe, it's a visage.
It's a word in the English language.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Okay, I'm not saying it's not this this is.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I'm just saying they're like certain words that everybody should
know how to say.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I've never heard that word in my life, and you.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Never heard visage before.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
I never heard that either.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
English classes in college course.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I took classes in fucking elementary school when they were
using the word.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I have never heard that word in my life until
that game.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Thing's been in media all over the place, and there's
probably a bunch of songs that use that word too,
since it means face.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Well, you must not have gone to those fancy smancy
colleges like you probably did, all right, Oh.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Those fancy fancy school called Hayward High. Well well okay, okay,
he he is the exception, but you you have no exceptions.
You when met in Mount Eden. We all know what
happened in the house. Son, What is this reading fucking
rainbow for butterflies? And this guy if it's in a book,

(04:12):
Scott doesn't look reading.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
That was my bride with my high school? Like, who
the hell thought? Hey, monarch, Oh yeah, let's be a lion.
But how did it?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
It's the monarch of the pride land. It's a king?
Are kings? Jesus Christ? What what is? You're gonna have
yourself a doctor girlfriend? Pretty soon it's gonna be all
venture brothers up in this ship.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
There's nothing prideful about that high school when I was
going there. Okay, it looks like it looked like crap
and now it looks like a kingdom.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Anybody that has like mass pride in their high school
I think has serious problems. I'm gonna be I'm gonna
say something so controversial there for a second.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Well, you wouldn't want to go back for like if
you can go back for like what a day, You
wouldn't want to travel back in time to.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Be to be a thirty or forty five year old
in high school for a day?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
No, thank you, age.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh yes, what I can go play magic the gathering
in k Hall over there when.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
You didn't have to pay taxes and rent and all
that other stuff, you know, when we actually had.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Freedom, when we actually had freedom.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
My life was more simpler back then.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
You went to school, you hung out with your friends,
you ate whatever the hell you wanted. Now we can't
eat anything that we used to eat. Let's see you
want to pay for it the next day.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
That that was it was either like a real or TikTok.
That seems that in your twenties. That showed the girl
she's drinking everything, doing this stuff, and it says, you know,
whatever diet now and she's like calculating everything out, looking
at all the different bottles that she's got and what
she can't and can't eat, taking all her mounds of
pills and shit like that. Man, oh boy.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
I mean my food thing hasn't changed. And it's not
like I can't eat something that I could eat back
in the day.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Well, you can't all the candy that you used to eat.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I've never been to this. I got fat off of
fast food basically, like I was. I've never been a
big sweets and candy cake and all that ship. I'm like,
I'm not gonna say I don't eat them or enjoy them,
but I've never like was that, you know, stock pil
and always have candy, snacks and all that ship.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, I might might go to snack at high school. Cheetos.
Oh that toot me with a good time. Cheetos and Sprite.
Cheetos and Sprite. That's what I had for lunch.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Lots Cheetos and Spry. I used to have like rice,
cat crackers and water during high school. That was like
my lunch.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
How to turn out of the street.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
So we always used to go there for lunch. And yeah,
well Crystal got me hooked on hot cheetos.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
God damn fucking Mexicans.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
And then.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yes, right, yeah, well what it is it with Mexicans
and Cheetos and hot Cheetos, It's like something that's always there.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
It's embedded in them. That's the most thing Mexican or
Hispanic about Dragonfly Rain is she likes hot cheetos. That's
about the extent of her Hispanic heritage.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Really, yeah, I thought, well she could make a meaning
in Chilada.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Can Now after years and years.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Well, you know, her uncle is her or my uncle
is her father.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
And as much as I love my mother in law,
she she doesn't make it Inilada.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
She mayacos. Yeah, those aren't.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'm not gonna lie to They're not good. Are wrapped.
So those are like wet soft tacos. Think about it,
a wet burrito rights the sauce on it. It's soft
taco with the sauce on it. So wet soft taco.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Mean it like I mean, the last time I had those,
uh at their house ship I'm still a teenager, I believe.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
So yeah, been that long.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
No, you had to have gone to some events. Sometimes
I don't.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Remember, but yeah I do, I do remember what he's
talking about.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
But they're bomb. I'm not gonna say say they're not good.
It's fucking good, but they're not.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
It's still it's white people in Gilada night, white people.
We got the ground beef from the grocery store and
the sauce from the groceries store, and we used tortillas,
but don't roll them.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Up that we got at the groceries store. Pre shredded
cheese at the grocery store. I mean talking. I've been
talking to get to Crystal about getting an actual block
of cheddar cheese and us doing that. That's how you're
supposed to do it. And she finally did it, and
she's like this, this is way better.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, no, ship oh yeah, because there isn't all the
weird dust on top of the cheese when you get
the shread cheese exactly.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
It's way better.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, it doesn't take that much time to shred the cheese. No,
it's just annoying. And every once in a while you
get a little too close to get little skin in
there with your cheese.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
My grandma Blood when she was making enchiladas or whatever
the case may be, where she had a shred hell
of the cheddar block. She always had to hide it
because me and my cousin Tiffany, we come through and
just take big cample s. She's fucking good.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
No cheddar cheese is always good. We get the cheese
sounds like you're spitting. Shut up, even cheese greater, though
hers is cracked.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
We'll buy it one, then you buy all this other
crap that we don't need it here in two days,
maybe considering the fact that I had to cancel my
trimmer that I bought that was supposed to be here
on Wednesday, they got pushed to Thursday, they got pushed
to Friday. That they made me cancel, so I placed
it and I ordered another one and that it'll be

(09:51):
here between two and six and let me see, And.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, exactly. They don't order.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
It said shipped, but it doesn't say out for delivery yet.
But it said between two and s.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
No, no, no, they missed a letter there. It said ship.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Ship ship on shippy trimmer it'll.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Be here about.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Was that the brand wants some hitty beef to go
with that.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
City walk? Anyways?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
So how's how's it hanging?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Short, shriveled and always to the left, all right?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Jim Carrey and yourself there buff.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Everything's been going great lately. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
I got a job offer today, but it was a
it was a scam drum offer.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh did you get a text message about it?

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (10:50):
So I got two calls and then he texted me after,
and uh, we're talking about it. He's telling me about
the job, and then he goes, uh, oh, I.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Need your social security number. It's like, can you can
you text? Can you text that over?

Speaker 4 (11:09):
I said, uh no, I'm not texting you my social
security number. He goes, oh, uh, he's just trying to
find some other excuses. And I should have known right
away too, because there was the sound from India.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
And his name is Anthony. Oh, Anthony, and job Scott's
Mike working. He is, but he's got to hold it.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
A little closer to his Sorry, Crystal, is that better
for you?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Oh? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (11:40):
I dare you interrupt my story?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
My name is Anthony, and I want to offer you
a job.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Oh that's perfect Hindi.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
But yeah, so, needless to say, after he asked for
my social security number, I hung up on him. And yeah,
but other than that, I'm hoping to get at least
a word from my job next week because I just graduated,
got my class A, so I'm hoping that starts within
next week or two.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
So thanks for inviting us to the ceremony.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, and they of me going to the back to
the school after the d MV taking a picture real
quick and leaving.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Uh, well, we could have been there to like throw
flowers as they were taking the picture.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
And then we could have gone to the fucking Red Robin.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Oh do you hear about the whole Red Robin burger
pass that they tried to do and then it ultimately failed.
The website crashed and people couldn't get onto the website.
Don't order get.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
There a limited Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Well, you know, the only people that would have gotten
them would have been the people that were influencers to
randomly show up.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
And they're doing an unlimited burger one too for Robin.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Get card and you get your unlimited burgers.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah, that Crystal, she tagged me.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
And then on Facebook, my thing was was, I mean,
I was like, it's pointless for I was around here
to do it, because.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Well, there's two reasons. It's pointless for you guys, because
every time you fucking go there, you don't get a
goddamn burger. You get a chicken sandwich, chicken burger, it
doesn't matter. It's not a chicken burger. It's a chicken sandwich.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
It's a chicken And I don't always get that, Thank
you very much.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Every time that I've gone, whether you get the goddamn.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Good for you. The last time I was there, I
got the black and blue, So thank you.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Picture didn't happen, bitch?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
All right, well you want to show you the picture
of me and your cousin last night.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
That's not what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Well, the picture didn't happen, right.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Oh guess it didn't happen. It's fine. Already saw similar
pictures on her fucking Instagram, So don't really matter.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, you be getting paid for that. You probably showed
that same amount on a of and charge people five
bucks a month and be actually make.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
With lud photo no nudes.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, ludes, no nudes. Bitch. You know one thing I've
noticed about that, it's always the ones the people that
are showing the most, charge the less, and the people
that show the lud shit want to charge the.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Most, right because they want to get you in. They
get you. Oh, I got his whatever it is per
month whatever they charge for only fans, and they'll start hitting
you up on messengers in there, so you can spend
eighties and nineties and thousands of dollars.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
But you're still getting You don't have to do that,
you know what I mean, But the people don't have to.
I have had friends who do the lud shit too.
They said the same thing. They said, Oh, this, this
and this, you know, for the people that are doing
the lude shit do that too. They all do it.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Oh yeah, it's yeah, for everybody apparently.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
But it just cracks me up to that if you're
gonna be doing lude, you think the price would be
less because you're obviously not planning on showing any tits
or anything like that. But like the ones that are
showing their tits and spreading their lips and all that shit,
charging three ninety nine or five ninety nine or whatever
the costs may be. But the ones that are lute

(15:05):
or like twenty bucks, yeah, like what the fuck I
cauld look pretty much like at your Instagram photos? Then
for free.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
The sad part is that there's somebody that's gonna pay
for it.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
That's all I yeah, But that's what I mean though.
But it just just blows my mind that people were like,
you know, you're you straight out said that I'm not
gonna show any nudes, so let me pay twenty dollars
a month for this.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah yeah, Or you're gonna just go on to Reddit
because a lot of them use Reddit to do their advertisements,
and whenever they do those advertisements on there, may see.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Like that was my game for a while on TikTok with,
Like you see someone doing a certain thing, You're like, oh, yeah,
I bet they have an only fans, so then you
go and look and they do. And then if they do,
usually it's like they have a Twitter, so you go
to their Twitter to see, you know, what they got
on there, and half the time you could get a
good couple of shots that they had maybe clothed clothe, luede,

(15:59):
lou clod cloth. There's that one nude one there. It is.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Okay, I've seen what I've needed to see, Like anyone
out that doesn't look good. I guess some people pay
for that ship, right, Brian working, that's it working for.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
X Man, Jesus Christ, the last minute Fat x Man.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Which is nuts. It's just you know, a lot of
the shipping stuff and we've got all these things going
around and uh, because it's all medical devices, there's all
the ship that you need to do. The lude. They
are classy bitches supposedly, is what dragonfly. I don't think
they're classy. I don't. I think that you're just more
entassing than anything else. Maybe it's the I don't know,

(16:54):
the mystery of it all that attracts people. I don't get.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
I would say it's more classy than the ones.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
You show it everything, What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
It depends because.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Spread eagle bad shot is super classy.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
There's a difference between just say, showing some titties and
something like that, then spreading their you know, oh look
get the what's the gynecologists? Is that?

Speaker 3 (17:16):
What? Look?

Speaker 2 (17:18):
View? You know what I mean, there's a difference there.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
My dad said I could be president of the United States.
Look at me now, the rails. But I made something
on myself.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I trimmed it into a flag. Doesn't that count for something.
There's fifty stars and stripes on this.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Bush, fifty stars and STDs.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Well I didn't tell you the stripes are action crabs,
oh Jesus. But yeah, that's that's all it's been it's
just been doing that playing games. Uh, dude's almost here, Dude,

(17:59):
do I know doing I heard dude first thing and everything.
He's going for the nipple twist. It's really early for
that ship. But no, it's just that I sort of
was talking to somebody on bumble but I don't know
where it's going to go. That's just kind of like
a It's weird because like when she we started chatting,

(18:19):
she'd headed up to Utah to visit some like family,
same weekend that we went and saw in Flames, And
then I was talking to her again this week and
now she's in fucking Tonga and I was like what.
I was like, Okay, that's right. It's kind of weird,
but it is what it is. But she she works
it like around SFO and she works for the airlines

(18:42):
and so she gets free flights and I think she's
got family back there, so she's going back to visit family.
So I don't know. I think she is, yes, tonguing Samoan,
one of the two, so you know, so I don't know,
we'll see what happens, figure out when she's coming back,
maybe actually try to go out and do something. And

(19:04):
she bro.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
See if she's related to the fucking usos and ship
you can go to dress so many of tickets? What
the fuck?

Speaker 1 (19:13):
No the ousos, what the hell you're gonna get's not
gonna yeah, I'm not gonna want the stink face.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Okay, and here comes her other.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Jesus date, my niece. You gotta take the stink face.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Come on, while you're down all of a sudden, you
just see stay there.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Well, at least it's gonna be from that falling on
my face and not from the smell. That's what That's
what the hope is if I'm going down that way.
Even Zach gave me a look, he raised his He's like,
what is wrong with this guy? So I got have
to live with this guy.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
We live with a pack your bags, we're out of here.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
We're leaving.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Grab your squeaky toy and your dog ball.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
We're out. Don't worry. He'll be gone soon.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
We'll guard a house for food, cheese.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
He's not gonna go. Will bark for food is more likely,
which he does anyway. So and now he's just guys
talking about me and Kim get on camera to defend myself.
I'm just gonna lay down here, all right, what's the
story Morning Glory?

Speaker 2 (20:38):
So speaking of wrestlers, yes, spress many a weekend it
is hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Are they doing anything this weekend? Your usas?

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Yeah, once fighting for the world title.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Oh, come on, you text me all about it.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah. I was so excited. Look at look like is
gonna just get it now? Look at my face excited
about wrestling face.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
It's the point of hanging out with your people, bro.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
This is me hanging out with my people.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
So I can't wait for Dork to win the Roar rumble.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
No, No, it's all about Dink and Gilbert. Gilbert is
gonna come out and fucking rock Bottom, fucking Johnson.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
There's some ship spear.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
It doesn't matter. He could do. Gilbert does what he wants.
In my unity.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
We were just talking about how our Scott was telling
me how he thinks he's all upset that Peak Gas
didn't make it to the Hall of Fame this year.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Pete Gas is at Walmart right now, restocking the floors.
That's what he is.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
No, he is gearing up for his next royal rumble.
It happens to be in in Central America, Okay, against
him bust of midgets, but it's still royal rumble. Dammit.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Yeah, I think stuffy.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Oh I thought you might say you need to stop
hating on midgets because peak gas has to be there.
I feel sorry for the midgets that have to.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Kidding the miniask So I'm andre giant of this world.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
You know.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
The only thing that I'm I'm jealous of is he's
probably getting all those midget lap dances while he's down there.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Oh my god, if they come here, we gotta go.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
You're so excited about the midget lap dances.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
I'm sorry. I would be laughing too hard. I couldn't.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
It's not it's nothing against them. Hey, go out make
your money, But god damn it, that would look funny.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
You never know, you might need a midget latina. Girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
N't you get your ass kicked by Latina. But a
midget latina we can't. We can't go roller coasters. We
wouldn't be able to do that.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Well, you could literally at the watch watcher.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
I literally had the watcher at the dog park in
spread of a dog, fucking draggon her off.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Oh, come on. Car seats are a sex sye.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
A car seat?

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Car seat in the back there, you know, in our
booster seat.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
We've just lost lost the midget audience that we had.
Sorry it was a small okay.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah, it's only like just a little bit of half
of your audience.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
It's more like a fourth of our audience.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Ship.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
But besides midgets and wrestling, did.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
You know there's a micro midget wrestling league.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, there's one that comes around here every now and then.
Have you seen the luchador midgets?

Speaker 3 (23:44):
I've seen those.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, it's fucking awesome. That's what I'm saying is in general,
put on good damn good matches. Did I send you
the one that one video of like the the lady
took her husband and says, the thought we were going
to a traditional Mexican thing, and then it was like
lady luchadors that were into like the flamaco style dresses

(24:07):
and everything like that.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah, what's your thoughts on Laparka.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
La Parca?

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Is that his name?

Speaker 3 (24:17):
No?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Well, no, no, who's his name? The woman guy? Now
he's fighting against brown.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Breaker and oh uh Pinta.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Oh yeah that guy too.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Wait are you trying to did you mean someone else?

Speaker 2 (24:29):
No? No, him, him?

Speaker 3 (24:30):
I mean I knew him when he was in a
W because he had that. He was tag teamed up
with the I Forgot something Phoenix, I remember his name.
But I think he's freaking good.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
I don't think he's having as good as matches in
WWE as he did in a W.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
I feel he's overrated. I'm tired of hearing about the guy.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Yeah, I mean he's It's hard for the mass wrestlers
to get over. I think, especially your your English isn't
as good. It's it's I don't know. I feel like
they have bigger obstacles because in wrestling, in order to
connect with the audience, you've got to be able to
talk well.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
The majority of your shows are in the US.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
If you can't connect with them, he should get a manager.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
How did Yoko Zuna do so well? Yeah, mister Fuji,
you have someone.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Talking for him, like I said he could.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
But I mean, who the hell are you gonna stick
with him?

Speaker 3 (25:31):
That could work? I guess I don't know.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
I mean, Ray mystereo worked because he can speak English,
and it's not I'm not trying to like you know, so,
oh you don't speak English or you can't make it?

Speaker 3 (25:44):
No, you definitely can.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
But I mean it's just harder in the world of
wrestling because you've got to be able to connect with
the audience and if you can't talk, a lot of
the wrestlers you can't talk, they don't make it.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
So I think he's gonna I think he's gonna be
short lived.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I just I the guy can do some stuff. I
get it. But like when I watch them, it's so
different than what we haven't already seen in my eyes,
But they then trying to make They're trying to overhype
this guy so hard, and I'm just like, I don't
I don't care. I just don't really care.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
They gave him a big contract. I know that, and
so they're trying to put all they can into them.
But I think if it's because his stuff, if you
go watching stuff in a w it's freaking phenomenal. And
that's the weird part is that a lot of these
wrestlers they go off elsewhere and their matches are way better.
And I thought it would be different with Triple H

(26:37):
in charge, because I feel like he would let them
more loose and let them just go because they're NXT
stuff is great, like the war Raiders, one of the
best tag teams they had in NXT and they're on
the main roster now and they're absolutely garbage.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
And somehow they're the tag team champions.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
But you know, I don't know, well, you know, the
way these things go, with the way that they I
think they allow the other outfits to be a little
more even you would say, like risk, and then when
you still get to the main even though they bump
that up at least from what I've seen, like it's
not quite the early two thousand's level of stuff, no,

(27:16):
but it's still more than what was happening even five
years ago. Yeah, you know, it's it's still family friendly
because it reaches a large audience, but it's not as
family friendly as it used to be where it seemed
like everything was just like the Yeah, it's like, let
wrestlers be wrestlers.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah, they just they they got they're still putting restrictions
on some of these guys, and it's just like, dude,
you gotta let these guys just go like, just let
them go out there and do their thing.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Let them back to doing blow before they go out.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Yeah something, get back to the hardcore match, bring bring
our roids back, right.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Royd's worked in wrestling. Royd's worked in baseball.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
You know, not so much in basketball, so much.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
In basketball football. I mean Bill Romanowski biggest steroids they're
talking about. Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about,
my ass. He came out had Royd rage and he wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Even talk yet. Bro, If if Romanowski was on steroids,
then Ray Lewis will hit his suit.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Okay, where's the suit?

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Ray We're still waiting.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
You would have think that he would have inducted the
suit in the Hall of Fame when he elected.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
He's wearing it.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Wait, wait a second, isn't that what we were looking for?
Sort of a bitch.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
His lawyer should have been adducted into the Hall of Fame.
That should have been inducted with him, because, let's be real,
he paid some good money.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
For that guy.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Speaking of people with good lawyers, what do you think
about the trailer for the Naked Gun movie.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I do like the joke that they threw in there
when they were going through at the end and he's
you know, because they yeah, you know, the son of
the police chief, and then they get to og and
the black guys are Nope. I like that it's directed
by one of the Lonely Island guys. Like the guy's
done good work and he knows comedy, you know, like
those things. So like if it's if it's their type

(29:22):
of humor, I could see it working. But if there's
something about it that just feels off.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Well, as soon as they shows a little girl show
up and then also turns into Leland Leice and I
was like, oh no, they do gags like that in
the original. Yeah, so that's but we'll see. I mean, also,
of course I gonna go see it, and I well,
I think that kind of makes me like it a
little bit more than before knowing anything about it. Is

(29:49):
that it's not supposed to be a remake. It's basically
a continuation, right, so you know they should have maamn
it this instead of just Naked Gun to be Naked again.
Four new files of the police squad or something like.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
That, yeah, or you know, four hundred and forty four
and a you know, forty fourth or something like that
was they did with thirty three and a third third.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, so anyways, which.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Was surprisingly I'd like the third one better than the
second one.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
I remember the third one way more than I remember
the second one, first and the second, third one. Same
thing with Beverly Hills Cop.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
You remember the third one, the.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
First and the third way more than I remember the
second one.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
It's kind of like RoboCop. I only remember the third
one more because of the jetpacks. Oh, but it's I
think it would be funny if if word Out made
a cameo in this one as well. Yeah, because he's
been in I think all three, because he's in the

(30:50):
first one when they're getting off the plane and then
like they're not here for you, Frank, and then it's
weird out getting off the plane. I forgot where he's
in the second one, and then the third one, him
and Vana White pull up to the event whatever they're
doing there. So it'd be great if we're now showed
up in this one as well, and they just continued
the joke.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
But we'll find out if it comes out.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah, we'll have to see what happens with that. I
don't know. Sometime in the near future. The biggest ones
coming up right now is what you got Superman coming up,
Fantastic four, Thunderbolts. What are the other big ones that
are coming this way? There's something else that's big in

(31:35):
like June or July.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
This is gonna be my last, like giving Superman a chance.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
I think that's the same for a lot of people.
But you know, it doesn't seem like the last couple, right,
So we'll have to see August that soon.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
I expect, probably like what two years away, like they
usually do.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
With what I was expecting maybe to like the winter months.
Though they you know, they did do something you probably
heard it already, but they did like a poll of
what people wanted to come back into theaters, and comedies
was like one of the number one things that people
wanted to see again in theaters because everything nowadays is
basically just the big spectacle superhero movie or action movie

(32:20):
or horror movie. Right, It's a great time to be
a horror fan. I mean, if you want to go
to the theater, because the movies that you would never
see in the theaters all of a sudden in the theaters,
you know, you'd only see those movies at home, no eventually,
or in a fucking blockbuster or a Hollywood video. So
it's a good time for that. But for anything else
that's not action or superhero it's like fu and far between.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yeah, I can't recall the last comedy movie I saw
in a theater.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Been a minute.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
You saw the Jennifer Lawrence one, didn't you?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah, no heart feelings. I feel like I saw something
after that, though.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
I know it's been a while since I've seen a comedy.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Scott's just waiting for the romantic comedies to come back.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Hell yeah, I love romantic comedies, dude, just pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Oh, it's like, Jlo, why haven't you made these hat Manhattan?

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Jlo? If you're watching this somehow someway, Uh, stop making movies.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
God damn it. Now we lost jo As, we lost
we gained Ben Affleck, but we lost j Loo.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
I'll take it.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Well, you know that they're doing a sequel, but they're
not calling it a remake, but it's a It's basically
a remake of the War of the Roses. Yeah, I
just saw a trailer for it at the other It's
just called the Roses and it's better to cumber Batch
and somebody else. I forgot who the chick is, but
it's basically War of the Roses. It's the same zech

(33:44):
like premise that they hate each other that much and
just all the extremes are going to with each other,
and it's got Andy Samberg in it as well, So
I don't know, I might be fun It looked it
looked at least funny, right, And I'm like, oh, well,
they it the same way. I don't want to spoil

(34:04):
a forty year old movie.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Comment hearing about it, you.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Know, way to go.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
I was just going to watch this next week, right.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Oh, that's like me spoiling Leprechaun. He doesn't get his gold,
but he does get his lucky charms.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Okay, that's a win right there.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Then, but he doesn't kill Jennifer Aniston, which is what
we're all hoping for.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Why.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
I don't know. She's got kind of man hands. I mean,
not as big a man hands a box. No, I
don't want to have anybody touching my dick in their
hands and look like a man. Might as well go
to the goddamn glory. In that case, we're gonna go
head over to you know, go look up for t

(34:56):
for m posts. If I'm gonna have that happen in
that case, at least then I can get some boobs.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
They need to come out.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
No, she ain't got no g I Joe Kung Fu
grip there, dragonfly with man hands. I can grab my
dick better with man hands.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
They need to come out because I feel like they
would have so much more material now and that's scary movie.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
They are Marlin and Sean Walliams are back, no kidding.
So have you heard so that. You know a lot
of people say the third one is one of the
best ones.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
I would say so I thought it was the fourth
one was better.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Than the third, and the third they wrote that movie
and basically fired them and kept their script and that's
why they said after that, like the fourth on or
just like completely left field. And I mean some I
don't I never saw the very last one, but the
other ones had their moments, you know what I mean,
where there were some funny parts. But yeah, so that's

(36:01):
basically what happened with that. And then they're supposed to
be coming back now and they're gonna be writing and
everything that bringing back the ghost face thing and all
that stuff.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
See. I like this second one. I think the best
for me personally, because the stories moke more cohesive, Like
it's not necessarily like like the first one. It's a
parody of Scream, but it follows the Scream story, right,
it's not like that, whereas the later ones it's like
all those epic movie whatever. It's just a bunch of
like random scenes parroting different things constantly. Oh, we're gonna

(36:34):
throw signs into this, and we're gonna throw this, and
we're gonna do that, rather than just being one overall
story that just contains parody elements like mixed in. And
that's why, like I like the whole Hanta because it's
supposed to be like, what is it House on Haunted
Hill is kind of what it's parroting in that one, right,
and so, but it mixes a bunch of different things

(36:55):
in it, but everything is cohesive within the main storyline,
not just hey, we're gonna do a bit here.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Yeah, you know, like disaster movie. Yeah, like just spots
every different movie.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah, superhero movie, Vampire's Kiss or where First Kiss or
whatever the fuck it's called. What's that stupid Twilight parody
movie called Oh, Vampire Suck Vampire.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Suck, Yeah, which is hilarious by the way, because I
hate Twilight and that was the best.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Parody movie I've seen. Because screw that movie.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
I'm sure there's a porn version that's a parody of
that Twilight.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Oh no, it's called fifty Shades of Gray, because that's
what that was.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Real quick, don't worry about what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Don't worry. Yeah, you want to see christ and Stewart
in a kind of porn on but not go watch
that one movie where she's skiing in the beginning of
the movie. And you know what I mean my skiing
When I say skiing.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
She used to look good. And then I don't know
what the hell happened to her.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Christ Sewart.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
I thought she used to.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Look and then she went off the rails, and I
don't know what the hell happened to that ship.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
But right, Zach, Okay, so I'm here. I'm here to
get attention.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Here.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
You look at it at the screen, you can barely
notice that he's there because he blends right into Scott's clothes.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
That's racist.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
What he's a black dog? Scott's wearing black What what
is racist about?

Speaker 3 (38:23):
That?

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Didn't tell deck the smile? His face is away from
the goddamn camera. If you're looking at him straight on,
you can tell that he's a dog there. You can
tell because all the gray upness. Now he's getting old,
nine years old will be this year old dog, well
compared to Ace, who's uh thirteen and now I think

(38:48):
almost fourteen. Yeah, that's why I say, I don't know
how much more I've got with him, you know, But
we'll see. I know that's going to happen, but I
just don't know when.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Probably when he's outside peeing, he'll fall in the bush
that mess of bush back there, and you won't be
able to find them.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Maybe I'll be able to find him, But it's just
you know, it's who's it gonna happen to. Is gonna
happen when Crystal's here putting out the dog?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Either way he'll be looking for you.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Oh, either way, I'll have to come home and find it.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Thanks Crystal. Never avenue watching any of my dogs again.
He died.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
So I heard you have a bunch of pringles for us.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
I do have a bunch of pringles. I have a
couple of stories or things to talk about before we
get to the pringles. Is there anything though that before
we move on from this, anything that either of you,
Because you guys are more of the wrestling people that
you're excited to see this weekend.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
I'm in the rest of the scene. About the Jay
Uso gun Through match. I don't want Gunther to lose
the belt, but I definitely want Jay to get this push.
So yeah, I'm conflicted about that. Charlotte Flair, I hope
she gets little shity that of her.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Question for you about so and Usso's are they twins?

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Yes, okay? So why is one being pushed over the other?

Speaker 2 (40:06):
One has more of the hype? I guess, I don't know, yeah,
just more.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
I think his singles run. He's just connecting more with
the audience than Jimmy does. He's able to talk on
the mic, Like I said, talking, you gotta be able
to talk, and I can't say that Jimmy can't.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
But it's just I don't know.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
And then he's just he caught onto some catchphrase that
everyone freaking love, which is yet whatever, But then he
just got the crowd going.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
He just knew how to connect with that.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
It's been around for a long time, that that phrase, and.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
He's using it and he's capitalizing on it, especially with
his merch and.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
He ye yea.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Puld up, hold up you never loved me? Mom? Your skit?
Pete Davison, Oh my god, I probably couldn't play it
on Twitch.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Probably not.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
I'll show it to you later get sued by the
same live.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Yeah, my my match of the night is the Roman
set the Rollins match is that tomorrow That's that's that's
that's the main one.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Cody and Sina is tomorrow night. Oh okay, yeah, which
I don't care for. I do not care for John Cena.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
I thought you liked this whole bad guy think.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
Yeah, I mean it's something different, but John Cena as
a wrestler is bland. Anybody anybody can name mia John
Cena match that is top ten all time, Please let
me know, because I can't.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
I can't think of one at the top.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Of my MS versus man John Cena WrestleMania miss pushed
him over the lit, over his his threshold of what
he really is. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Okay, I went and I looked let's se if you remember,
and these are the twenty three and actually know what
I'm gonna do is I'm gonna switch to web views
so everybody else can see along with us. If your
watching is on Twitch, which you should be listening to
podcast that's out there, make sure everything switches. So these
are the twenty three definitive best WD matches from John

(42:19):
Cena ranked. Let's see if you guys know any of
these that are there. Twenty three is John Cena versus Batista,
Summer Slam of two thousand and eight.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
I remember I didn't have a match, but I cauldn't
tell you one spot from that match that was.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Wasn't that from when the whole Royal Rumble thing this
went out?

Speaker 1 (42:40):
They were the final two of the two thousand and
five Rumble match.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Yeah, we did that lead up to SummerSlam though, because
I should have led up Tomania.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yeah, it took three years, but they battled it until
they had in Summer Slam. That's what it says. Number
twenty two John Cena versus Umaga, Last man Standing in
two thousand and seven. No, yeah, John Cena versus triple
As versus Edge w B Championship Backlash of two thousand

(43:11):
and six.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
That was.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
I think Edge dropped the belt then't he? So? I
think that was after he. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
John Cina versus Cesario hell No. July sixth of twenty fifteen.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
I remember that a Czarrow, one of the another guy
could have been really good.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
And you just can't talk and he just he has
no charisma. But yeah, that's that. That's the highlight of
his career that I remember, Cinzarrow, I remember this swinging that.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
But this is the match John Cena was standing outside
of the ring and c Sorrow lifted him up over
from the other side of the ring.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Pure straight and yeah see Cizorrow having a highlight in
the match.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Either way, it just did everything got John Cena versus
Rob Van Dan in Extreme Rules Match One night Stand
two thousand and six.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Out of the John Cena matches, this is the one
I remember released the most because of the crowd and
how pissed off they were at John Cena because they
did not want that dude winning the match, and they
threatened to riot if.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
He did this. While Sena got my mixed reactions, it
was even heavily booed in the many areas throughout his career. Yeah,
passionate ECW fans truly hated Seeena. Ahead of his clash
with fan favorite ron Ben Dan, John ceniversus Brock Lessener
twenty fourteen SummerSlam.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
No, I mean, honestly, Brock's second run and WWE is
kind of forgettable in a way because he just went
to just not really caring.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
All his matches were were Supplex sup Plex, sup Plex
F five Punch a few times.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Super Plex Suplex City.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Uh, you got Team Cena versus Team Authority in the
Survivor Series Elimination tag team match from Survivor Series fourteen.
I know somebody let one loose.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Yeah, one of the dogs repped one. Sorry, trying to
breathe here and talk. Every time we're talking, it's inhaling it.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
No.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
I I remember the the matt like the Team Authority
versus Team Seeing, but I don't recur and tell you
the match you.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Got John cenniversus CM Punk Undisputed WT Championship of twenty eleven.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
I remember the leader for that one.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Yeah, the lead up.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Yeah, of course, the m Punk carrying the match, because yeah,
that's what happens with most of John Cena's matches.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
John Ceni versus Kevin Owens Elimination Chamber twenty fifteen. I
didn't realize Kevin Owens has been going for that long.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Okay, Yeah, Kevin Owens, he's been there. Shoot, I think
he's had like a fifteen twenty year career now.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Damn. Yeah, he's been there a minute tells you how
much I watched wrestling because I thought he was somebody
relatively new. Uh. Cen It versus Kevin Owens again Money
in the Bank twenty fifteen. That No, John Ceni versus
Edge TLC match W Championship Unforgiven of two thousand and six.

(46:11):
I mean temper fom remembers. I just yeah, Cena versus
Edge versus Randy Orton versus Shawn Michaels and Backlash two
thousand and seven.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Yes, because the other three were carrying the match, mostly
Shawn Michaels in that match.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Cena versus Shawn Michaels Raw twenty April twenty third of
two thousand and seven. This is not even a big
pay per view. It's just a raw.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Yeah, they just had raw. Yeah, that was one of
the I think it wasn't that a like I thought
it was like a qualit. No, it was a WW
championship match.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Yeah, ruling match against Sewn Michaels.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
I remember it because I was just watching a Shawn
Michaels documentary and they were talking about this match. Oh,
that's why it's clicking.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
This one happened in London, England. Oh, no Cceni versus
jbl I quit match the WB Championship of Judgment Day
two thousand and five.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
All right, I remember the match happening.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
I couldn't spots another scene versus Punk Nighted Champions twenty twelve.
No Cena versus The Rock and Wrestling in twenty eight.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Yes, remember that.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
So there's one which is big that match as well. Uh,
Scena versus AJ Styles and SummerSlam of twenty sixteen.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Kind of.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Again, Scena versus Styles Rumble of twenty seventeen. Okay, that's
I'm taking this a noe. Cena versus brock Lesner versus
seth Rawlins in Roll Rumble of twenty fifteen.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Yeah I do remember, okay, yeah, kind of.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Cena versus brock Lesner with Extreme Rules match Extreme Rules
twenty twelve.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Here's the one where rock busted seen his head open.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
We'll see that. It's memorable.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Yeah, getting a crap beat out of him, That's why
I remember it.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Number three is John ceniversus c M Punk and Raw
February twenty fifth of twenty thirteen.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Very vividly.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Why does it look like he's trying to stick to
M Punk's as head of his ass in this picture
the way that you look at it, he probably was
taste the tint. It's his new move.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Cena versus Daniel Bryan in the WWE Championship. Whatever happened
to Daniel Bryant.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
He's in a w Brian Daniels.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Yeah, he's on a part time run now or he's retired,
one of the two. But I know he's nearing retirement
if he hasn't retired.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
And then the number one was John ceniversus see him
Punk in Money in the Bank of twenty eleven.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
I remember because Punk one and that was like, I
think that was his first title run.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
I believe the very best matchups career took place against
one of the best rivals. Emotions were high Punk's hometown Chicago,
and it was the final day of Punk's WWE contract.
In the powers b would try everything to avoid Punk win.
They got fans more behind Punk, who entered in a
huge ovation, while Sena came down to thunder Spooze. Uh,

(49:08):
what's his issues? Made that night as Punk was able
to escape Money in the Bank twenty eleven with the
w W title after connecting with the Goat to sleep but.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
That's why I remember the match, because I do remember Punk.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Was going to be leaving. So it's weird because it's
on these A lot of these matches, it's remembered because
of the other the opponent, not necessarily because of the
actual It's like.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Like, I can name you Brett Hart matches, I can
name you Sean Michael matches, I.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Can name you Undertaker matches, Pete, but no one can
name a Peak Gas match, Pete Gas game, and name
a Pete Gas match.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
It's like, yeah, they.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Got name row Rumble two eleven was thrown out in
the first five competitors.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Okay, that's even further out. I would probably say more
closer to.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
But yeah, it's yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
So I'm hoping but out of the I hope Cody
wins at least, but that they're going to give John
Seen another title run before you think they're.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Going to, because I think that this is it for Scena,
and I don't think he's gonna be wrestling in December.
He's signed till December, the.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
End of the year. The final tour thing.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Yeah, I originally thought it was WrestleMania. That's it.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
He's not going to like Double Cross the rock. He
turned heel, But really I didn't turn heel. I'm really
a good guy.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Yeah, probably sugar or something. Let me give them sweethearts please.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Yeah, I'm gonna give you highew because it's easier to
get out of there. Those things end up getting like
bundled together.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
John Sugar right now is his bald spot. That's that's
Johnson's biggest rival.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
That's true. You never noticed in films because it's usually
covered up with something in the back of the garbage
can right there that's empty. Throw it on the goddamn
desk instead.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Fucking Mike was my way.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Okay, thank you? Oh well, thank you for throwing it away.
Thank you. Welcome anyway, So anything else that you're interested in?
What are you pointing at?

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Acknowledge me.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
I don't know what. You're pointing out the ones. There's
a tree out there. That's exactly what's out there.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
It's a tree.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Are you pointing out shapes?

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Now? Like?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
That's how delarious? You're square circle? Mario Flowers?

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Oh we do?

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Have you know the NFL draft coming up in a
few days? Oh you guys excited?

Speaker 1 (51:40):
No?

Speaker 3 (51:40):
No, why not?

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Because this draft sucks? I don't think there's anybody to
be excited about in this draft class.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Well, you don't want to be You don't care about Saunders.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
You know he might.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
You might go to Cleveland and look in my face,
Travis Hunter.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Maybe you know.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
All I know is that we've been entertaining Kyle Williams.
The last time we got a Kyle Williams on our team,
you know what fucking happen? Yeah, fucking muff Hunt a mootherfucker.
We could have beat the Patriots that year, but no,
Eli Manning had to go on and like his only
other Super Bowl win to his five hundred career.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
Well, the team that is the champion in the all
IR department at the moment. I mean, it's not talking crap.
I mean your team has been riddled with injuries.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Well that was last year.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Yeah, where do you want him to go? What do
you want him to pick?

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Who? Do I have no idea who? Well anything? I
would want somebody on offensive line. We need more protection,
I think. I mean, and still they're doing the whole
I don't know what they're trying to do with rock
perty and trying not to break the team and do
all this stuff and still keeping some key members. But yeah,
they have to sign the guy. They better not be

(52:50):
like going through and like, oh, we were looking at
another quarterback, like you're fucking stupid, But I know you
don't also want to break the bank and give him
like ma Homes type contract because as much as I
like the guy, he's not a Mahomes. And at the
same time, if he was smart, which I believe Rock
Party is that he would take a little bit of
a lower con approve of your self contract so that

(53:10):
way that they could build around him because he's lost
some key players. There is Christian McCaffrey going to be
healthy this year, don't fucking know. And they traded away
most of the running backs. They're gonna go with what's
his name that was the backup to see I can't
even remember the fucking running backs name. He ended the
year as the starter there. They traded the other guy

(53:32):
that was doing great while McCaffrey was out. Just because
my mind's drawing a blank right now. It's not Mason.
Maybe it's Mason. It's not Madison. I know it's an
m I just can't remember. It might be Mason.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
I know, you guys are down.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
We were down to our fourth back at one point.
So yeah, it just matters what happens is are you
gonna come back and play, you know, the way that
he has before and actually be worth his contract. I
really don't know. I think that pearsaw It can be
a really good receiver. It's good to have stellar third

(54:09):
and Juan on our team. But he's not a number two.
He's a number three. And so you're hoping that you
have somebody that's going to step in there, like a
Pearsol that's going to be a number two, because I
can be a number one receiver. But he just has
to because he fucked himself over last year just like
everybody else and not doing it being a part of
the practices. When they hold out, that's never a good

(54:30):
year for those those people. I don't know one player
that's held out that's have a stellar season after they
did it, and then they came back the next year,
and then then they had a stellar season. A good
example of that for us is Deebo Samuel. The year
he held out shitty, the next year he came back
fucking that was his on fire year where they paid

(54:52):
him right. And then after that, you know last year
when it was put into his hands to be you
were have to be the guy. It wasn't him, and
that's why he's gone.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
So they contracts too, they do.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
They need they need better salary caps, and they need
to not treat it like it's fucking baseball. Where give
these guys ridiculous contracts. It's fine if you do the
other stuff the you know, at the end of the career,
so it doesn't hit the cap for this year towards
the end of it, or that this is the guarantee
for when you finish the contract. But it still hits hard.

(55:29):
And these guys are getting paid. And it's not just
my team, it's every player in the goddamn league. Because
there's some really good players to get paid absolutely nothing.
And then you've got you know, whiny bitches that are
getting paid ridiculous fucking contracts that get their money and
they just either bounce or you know, they they don't

(55:49):
live up to the price that you paid for them.
I mean, even look like a von Miller, right, Buffalo,
how much do they pay him for? How much he
ended up being hurt for the rest of his fucking career.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
Yeah, they did some things in that contract where they
didn't have to pay the full amount. Now, if he
would have lasted the tire deal, they would have to
pay him all that money. But he didn't last the
entire deal, so I think, I mean, they were able
to get out of it.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
But it's still a giant contract that was hitting the
cap those years.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Yeah, and he was like, I think they get he's
like thirty two at the time of that deal. You
got like what three hundred.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Something milk like the Chiefs. Honestly, I'm still surprised. It's
really good coaching. I can't say that enough about that
because they should be at the bottom of everything with
the contracts that they put in there, but they still
managed to compete. But it's really good coaching that's allowing
them to compete in the level that they do. I'm

(56:44):
not gonna knock their coaching. They have one of the
best defensive codinators in the league except for I guess
when he plays fucking Jalen Hurts in the English, you know,
everybody else he beats every love and crap about. But
there they completely shit the bed.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
You know.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
It's Yeah, I think if they've benefited to as well
from a I mean, they beat good teams in the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
In the super Bowl, but I mean, oh yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
You're benefiting from a bad division for the most part.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
The weaker schedule too than most of them teams.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
Have everybody in that division. It's getting better, right, But
the Chargers are going to be on their way. The
Broncos are going to be right on them next this year,
I think. And then we got to see what Pete
Carroll does with the Raiders, which I think he's a
good coach and I think he's going to pan out
at least for a few years because he is an
older coach.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
But all he has to do, honestly with that team,
and I know we're talking about your team to here, Patrick,
is that he needs to set a culture and if
that culture can continue, and if it's a winning culture,
even if they're not doing so well the first couple
of years and then he retires, it's something that can
continue that culture because that's something the Raiders haven't had
in a long time.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
I mean the last time they had something similar to
it was when Gruden was there. Yep, he's bringing it back,
and then he falsely fired him, and you know, we'll see.
We saw what happened?

Speaker 3 (57:58):
What do you think they're gonna do?

Speaker 2 (58:00):
What do you want? I have no fucking clue, you know.
My hands are up like this, just to see what's
gonna happen. I'm thinking either running back or cornerback, because
that's two things that we also we definitely need. We
don't have a fucking running back far as I'm concerned.
What's his name kept getting hurt last year, and Mozart
I think he had what one good year in trash.

(58:22):
So we'll see what happens. What about the whichever Tampa.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Whatever? Seven teams?

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Yeah, seven teams. You can name six of them and
I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Okay, So Bucks, Raiders, Raiders, forty nine Ers, Seahawks, you
were Seahawks a while ago. When you have a jersey
in your goddamn room.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Because you have a jersey, that means you're a fan
of the team, when since since.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
When was it?

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Why would you? Why would you? Why would you get?
Because I like jerseys? Okay, in the Seahawks jersey looks good.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
You have legendary players at jersey, like I have a
freaking Chicago Bulls.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Legendary players. Yeah, get that many a huh?

Speaker 3 (59:09):
I like legendary. I like throwback jerseys, don't hate, but
Tampa Bay jerks. If we're going anything, it needs to because.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Wait, what about those years you were just fan of football.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
I've been a fan of football since ninety seven, buddy,
a fan of football. Anyways, football for Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Then I hope it's it's pass rusher because that's the
one thing they killed us last year was we couldn't
get any pressure on the damn quarterback.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
So and I mean now Mayfield and the offense. So
the record brea is cramp. That's expensive.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
He cast me had done.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Damn. I'll see what you guys think of my shit.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Yees. So well, we'll find out what happens.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Well anything else before we move on to these these
two quick things and then we'll do some snaky sex.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Let's just move on to it, because you still got
to do some cleaning up at the house.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
You gotta do some cleaning up, Okay. So the biggest
thing we talked a little bit on Patrick stream for
a little bit, but the switch preorders have finally been announced.
I just wanted to get that buy. So the April
twenty fourth is going to be the day the price
of the system is going to remain the same, stupid,
But all the accessories are going up about five to
ten dollars apiece, is what's going to happen. So things

(01:00:39):
like the joy cons they're ninety dollars out right now
they're ninety five, and then the camera was fifty. Now
it's like sixty and other things like that. So they're
not pushing the console price on, but they're pushing up
the price of everything else that's there. So that's that's
the biggest thing in in there. And then do you
guys know what DPS is in cat or what DPS stands.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
For in cats?

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
And cats?

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
No, hold on and cats?

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Okay, I can give you a hint before I reveal
what it is to if you don't have a guess,
just something i've heard.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Those smelly dogs, No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
That's just what they are right now, because they're faring
up a storm here in the studio. And I don't
know why they're fighting so much, but it must be
the food that I'm currently giving them.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Pedigree, no McDonalds.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
They're getting. Taste of the wild is what they're getting.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
The taste.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Taste of the ass is what your gut's getting. So
I can tell you what the syndrome does is increase
increase the size of the mammaries and cats, So it
will give them giant lumps on their bodies, especially female cats,
that make them look like they have huge boots. So
what do you think DPS is something to even impregan? No,

(01:02:02):
that's actually what it is. But what do you think
it stands for? Okay, so when I say giant memories
and I say DPS, Dolly Parton syndrome is literally what
it's called.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
So with cats, that fucking it is.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
It's specifically in cats, and it's exactly what you think
that basically cats get like huge tits is what really happens.
So if your cats suddenly start growing huge tits, they
got a mad case, a DPS, mad case, a Dollar
Parton syndrome. But yeah, I was very surprised. They were
talking about this the other day and on the Riz Show,

(01:02:50):
and I was like, what the fuck is this? And
so that let everybody know what's there with the whole thing.
Why won't you invite to taste chips because I don't
have any space for you. Yeah, and because we were
going to talk wrestling, do this stuff, all right, So
we got a taste of a bunch of things. We
got a couple of different snack items, and we've got
a bunch of different prinkles, and we're gonna do a
quick taste test of everything that I've got here. So

(01:03:13):
I've got first things. You know, what do you want
to do first? Do you want to do a little
bit of heat or do you want to go to
the chips.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Let's do the regular chips first. I feel like if
depending on how the heat hits you, it'll throw the
rest of your taste buds off.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Okay, so we've got a couple of hot chips here too,
because we also got so one of the things I'm
gonna go through what we got. I bought these hot
ones snacks, so they are trail mix, but they're different spices.
One is this is the one that I actually opened
because I couldn't wait and I was just hungry one
day and I wanted a snack. These are more like tangy.
One of these is salt or like a sweet, like

(01:03:48):
a smoky sweets, not very spicy, and then one is hobynier.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
So it kind of goes I'm skippy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Well, sorry, white boy, you're gonna have to have the
hot chips. And then so for chip wise, we got
buffalo ranch, which is a flavor I've never seen before.
We've got from Canada ketchup, just straight up ketchup branch
up all right from I believe these ones are from Mexico,
which is Enchilada adobo n that came there. And then

(01:04:19):
we've got the hot ones flavors, which is the very
day which I know you've had before. And I bought
these before you went out and said that you had
bought the chips too, which I was hell pissed about,
but I didn't tell you I was doing it. So
then we've got sour cream and onion scorching hot, which
sounded good, and then the last but not least, the
hot ones El los Caliente, the bourbon Ones or Barbara Cola,

(01:04:41):
I guess is what it is. So which, since you're
the guest here, Scott, which one are we opening up first?
And while you guys open up that one and get
your pringles, I open up another one.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Let's go with that sour cream one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
You want to go with a scorch and hot sour
cream and ione all right? Why don't you guys open
that up?

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
And then I think what we'll do is we'll do
ketchup next. So I will open up Ketchup.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
And to the crystal in the chat I can handle mild,
thank you very much. And no you do not have DPS.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Okay, So one of the things that you're going to
do is smell it too.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
What is it? Sounds like a pringle?

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Really wait, wait until you smell this one when you
open it up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Yeah, come on, there we go.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
So these ones scorching hot, sour cream and onion. These
are one hundred and fifty calories for about uh fourteen
chips in case you're watching your calories always cheers.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Okay, case of sour cream right off the bat.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Yeah, a little this spice tt not too much that
way for it to settle.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
It just tinkles the tongue.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Yeah, it's not bad.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
It's kind of refreshing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Actually, I would read these just kind of on a
regular basis, to be honest. So just keep in the
back of your mind to scuore between one and five
on each of them. Well, I guess you could just
say it now. So with Patrick, what would you rate
those we.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Went out of five, right, yeah, yeah, good, three and
a half.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
I'm gonna I'm gonna go.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
I'm going one, going one. I give it like a
like a three right now.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
I wish you had a little more sour cream forward, a.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Little bit more. Those ones. You have to smell it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
Smell the ketchup.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Yeah, right when I opened it, I got a big
wisp whiff of ketchup. So, like I said, these ones
from come from Kanada, our neighbors to the north, and
I managed to get them before all the tariffs went.
Didn't have to cost me an arm in the lake. Man.
Now you get as strong tears, all right, that's ketchup.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Yeah, you got flavor right away compared to the last one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
But it's not it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Like super It's almost like if you've had it on
a burger, you know, like you know how it's like
mixed with stuff. It doesn't just taste like drinking straight ketchup,
which is what I was gonna worry about.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
I get that before.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
I'm still kind of bet a three with that one.
All right, these are the Enchilada ones.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
That are there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
I know we're going through this relatively quick.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
I don't really gotta smell off.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
No, I didn't get one either. Cheers, cheers, salute. I

(01:08:01):
don't really get much flavor.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Tasting anything really like a small a little.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Thing of lime.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
I got a little bit of enchilada sauce, but nothing
that would be like, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Yeah, I'll give that a one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
That's like a two.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
It's not like taste it. Did it taste bad? But
if I'm going for a flavored.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Chip, ye one as well. Next is buffalo.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Keep it right there, get it right there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Hold on, make sure you use two fingers instead of
just the one. I know how, I know what a
finger of pringles.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Buffalo ranch.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Yes, buffalo ranch.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Yeah, smell very strong.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Cheers, gotta get the asmrn there. It's very light. Again
on that taste, it's not not super strong, a little
mild like it's not it's not bad. I personally would

(01:09:17):
go to three. I think the more you eat, the
more flavor you're gonna get out of it. Like that's
why I fell by a couple of these.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Yeah, but two and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
It's not bad.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Because well I'll give it a three because, like you said,
the more you eat, the more the flavor you get
of it. But it does have at least a little
more of the flavor than those last ones, those other one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Yeah, there's a lot of ones that had like nothing
to it. But we have a bunch of these chips here,
and I can always bring them over later.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
To calm down fat ass.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
The ketchup one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
So far as that's been the most all right, now
we're getting to the hot ones.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
I haven't had these before. Patrick has had both of them.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Scott eat one.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Have you had both of the flavors?

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
There's three, actually there's three, but I've only had two.
What's that one?

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
That one's the one? Oh, that one is the bare Day.
That's this one, the bare Day?

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
I know what is this one?

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
That one is the BARBERCOA.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Okay, I think that's the one I've gotten, because there's
another's a third one. Cheers, fuckers, you're seeding with caution.
Oh yeah, spice right off the tip of your tongue
right away.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
See, I get like just a tingle.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
The more you eat, the more you let it sit.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
The more it sits. I can tell it's it's coming
a little bit, but it's kind of actually a good
flavor to it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Oh yeah, I use these ones five.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
So these are supposed to be the mildest out of
the three too.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Oh yeah, I mean you're gonna go flavor and you
want something. I mean, yeah, I get. I get those four.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Scott's like I'll never eat it again, but never you
could never have it again.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
But no, those are like spicy stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Yeah, this is a prid chip, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
So here's the last one. That's the purple one. I
think there's a red one and there's a purple one,
So that might be the one maybe that you haven't had.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Maybe I have to look at the house.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
So what's the smell ones in cases of dust?

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Well, I got mine, cheers.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Again, proceeding with caution.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Well, that last one i'd give a three, actually three
and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
See, I thought the other one was hotter.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
I feel like it's hotter too, But I like the
flavor of this one a lot. Yeah, i'd give this
one a four too. The other one definitely. Maybe it's
because we've already got the hot out of the other one.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Yea, even before when I tried them separately.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
That's the way it was.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
I'm gonna five on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
This is actually pretty good. I'm very surprised. So so
in terms of our rankings, it seems like it's this
one to catch up.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
And not that one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
That one's still high up there. I think on our average,
I think it's these four, but I think that this
one scored the best out of all our scores combined,
and then I think it's the catch up, and then
I think it's the sour cream and the last.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
It's that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
So not bad. I mean, as far as pringles go
and as far as the different flavors that are out there,
I definitely would. Yeah. So I was definitely if you
can find these scorchhots sour cream, I can only find
them on the Amazon. Same thing with the ketchup. Since
they're imported from Canada, they're not available in the West.
You're gonna have to get them outside. I was very
disappointed with this one, the Doba. This one, I was

(01:13:18):
really disappointed because it just felt like there was no
flavor to it. Yeah, and then these ones are okay,
But these feel like basic, like if you have like
the pizza one, you know where it's just like a Pringle.
It doesn't really have anything special in the flavor. It's
nothing really wonderful. Oh and This is another one I
think that comes from Canada because it's also all the

(01:13:44):
stuff is also written in French. That's how you know
it does. It's not from here, so all right, less
what we're doing, they're not even real country anyway. How
do you want to do this one? Do you want
to go from sweet to hot or hot to sweet
once again?

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
I feel like it's better to go from the low
to the high, because which will high overpower.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
Again, this is my assumption on it too, because this
does say smoky sweet, So I'm assuming this one is
not as hot as the other stuff that's out. And
this is also green chili for what it is, But
I would definitely assume that the one that says hot,
hob and narrow. While I was doing the hot ships
that was there, I also figure it was early enough.

(01:14:33):
All so these ones are smoky sweet blends surf over
the palate of medium heat with a smoky flavor of chili,
sweet fruit and tart tu matial. So they're covered pretty
well too. When you look at them, good smell so

(01:14:55):
cheers just kind of like neck mixed. There's a little
bit of I don't taste the sweet kind of there's
a little bit of spice, but it's not like super spicy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
I'll give the three.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Yeah, I do the same.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
I'm going to on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
Maybe I'm more in the Scotts world because it doesn't
really feel like there's a lot of great flavor. Now
have you've seen I've had some of these before, so
I know these.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
This one's not hot at all.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Sauce, it's just tangy. It tastes more like having well,
I was expecting it to taste more like when you
get that tie spicy chili sauce, the sweet chili sauce.
That's what I was expecting this taste like, but didn't. Necessarily.
These ones are also red, as you can see. Cheers.

(01:16:00):
M No, these ones hits you later. He's wissman sitting
for a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
Bo I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
This is the same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
I'm not getting anything out of that one either.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
This is a late spice, though you can start to
fill it a little later.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Okay tomorrow you're like, oh bitch, mm.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Hmm, it's still I mean it's for me. It's like
it's snap mix, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
Two.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
All right, So this is the A I'm on a
three on that one. On that one, This is also
done by the people I like the stuff that this
company does, which is Snack Club. I really liked a
lot of their stuff, and they had this peanut trail
mix thing that I bought that was actually really good.
And you know what it is that also kind of

(01:17:04):
affects the way that everything tastes is the like pretzel pieces,
because they really don't get any flavoring that's on it,
and they kind of dull the heat a little bit too,
at least to me. Okay, so this is the hot
hobin yarrows.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Cheers, cheers way more of a smoky taste.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
I really like the flavor on these ones.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
More than three. Yeah. I mean it's nothing special to me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
It's nothing hot, nothing, But I think for me, these
ones are actually a fourth flavor, and.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
That's had the most flavor.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
This has had the most flavor. You just definitely tastes
more smoky than the one supposed to be smoky sweet.
But again it could be because we're only having a
little bit. Maybe we're getting more pretzel pieces, because I
noticed the pretzel pieces really don't have much of a
flavor other than they taste like pretzel. But when you
if you were to sit there, and if you're to
sit there, I feel and suck on one of the
peanuts in here and just suck the flavor off of it.

(01:18:11):
You know, you might know then you'd probably get a
decent taste out of this. But I think this one
actually does taste the best out of them. I would
I would actually eat this on a regular basis and
give this some more. But it's not that I was
expecting them to be hotter than they were, and they're
not that they're spicy. You get a tingle, but it's

(01:18:32):
not like it's overwhelming in what it what it's doing.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Now, the one that's gotten the least most fire was
it was this one.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Yeah, that one, actually I was surprised, is probably the
least spicy. And I actually think that this one might
actually went out of everything that we've got as being
like the one that actually felt like it had some
kicks to it, and in all honesty, which is the
Vera day ones that actually had a little more kick.
So yeah, I just when I was getting the chips,

(01:19:05):
I saw these pop up, and I'm like, I'll just
get these and we'll try these too. With all the things,
there's not damn we were gone. It's fucking full of air,
like we barely took it a little bit and now
it feels like it's this Jesus Christ. It's called by
your own, it's called don't be a fat ass. And

(01:19:25):
they've been here for almost a month. That's a month
of me like like smallly snacking on things when I
want some snacks, waiting for it because we've been off
with us being sick and then of all the other things,
you know, not really doing a whole lot of full
episodes with everybody. So all right, well, do you guys
have anything else before we call this a show?

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Yeah? So the woman who cut me off twice and
almost hit me learn how to drive women drivers.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
As the buff always says, two people that don't know
how to drive women in Asian?

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Yeah, wait what there's three actually old people too.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
Oh that's true unless you ask my dad. My dad
says that, you know, because he's never gotten an accent
before he drives.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
Great, there's exception to the rule. I didn't say all
women can't.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Drive, that's true, and he but he did it say
all Asians.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Yeah, I'm so serious. So, like I said, I was
two lanes to make a left turn. The chicks in
the left lane I'm in or the yeah, and I'm
in the right, So I'm turning this way. She cuts
me off this way, damn near hits me. And then
she did it again trying to swerve over to another lane.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
It's like, yeah, there was some guy that was in
front of me yesterday. I wasn't behind him on the freeway,
and just like he was, he would slow down to
almost like he's he's definitely like an uber driver or
something trying to figure out where he's going because the
concert was like look down where he wouldn't like start going,
and then all of a sudden he would bolt like

(01:21:05):
a bat out of hell, weaving. And then I didn't
right next to him anyway like later on, and I
ended up getting in another lane because he ended up
almost just stopping, not even looking to what traffic was
going around him. So I went around him. And then
later on here he comes and just slides in, cuts
me off, and slides out, cuts on.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
No like I got one more. And this is an
observation that Crystal made and I had to completely agree
with her. If you have all your windows tinted like
I'm talking about windshield side windows where you can't even
see the person, you're a bad driver.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Probably every time I've.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Lately I've been getting cut off, unless it was that
a woman. Every time I've got cut off, or someone's
weaving he out of traffic or not knowing what the
fuck they were doing, they had those tinted ass windows.
So the stigma of you, if you want to go
tent your wind, I can tell you right now, you're

(01:22:01):
probably a shitty.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Driver, unless you bought your card that way.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Like mine. No, that's not titted like I'm talking.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
You're ting about like yeah, like we're trying to trying
to hide ship in here that we're doing. We want
you to know who's driving.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
We don't want to look suspicious, but you know you
can't see inside, so it makes it completely suspicious.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
It's the state of California. You're not supposed to have
that much of a tent tent, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
And I you know, I don't agree with a lot
of laws that California are idiots to this run the
state come up with, but that's what I agree with.
I'm sorry. There's no need to have your windows tunted
so black that no one can see in them, especially
in the front, like the front windshield or the side
where you're driving. Those should not be tinted that black.

(01:22:50):
The back seats. Who gives a ship? Honestly, I don't
give a shit about the back seat, but the front
where you're where you're supposed to be using those mirrors
and everything, they should not. Because I've been in a
car my dad who had the back. The sides aren't,
but the back is completely black. You can't see out
that back window for ship. So it's like, you know,

(01:23:12):
you should be able to see and if if we
can't see in, you were having trouble seeing out too.
And I'm sorry, if you're trying to not look so suspicious,
you look more suspicious, because why would you. I am
not highing nothing if I'm driving down the street. What
do you give a fuck? You see what's inside my car?

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
You can't fill your only fans of videos with such
a low tent car. Yeah, in the back seat called
a parking.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
You got anything to plug there? Scott?

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
Yeah, that was uh, Mike Ripe is what the show
We went to a couple of weeks ago with flames and.

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
We were so hyped to see the Coil and whoever
the sound people are, you absolutely suck. We couldn't hear
the guy singing from the sade we.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
Were on that was a pretty good big gripe.

Speaker 4 (01:24:07):
Yeah, which I'm I'm a Lacuna Coil fan. I can't
stand the dude, but if I'm gonna listen to that band,
I want to hear him sing.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
And we couldn't hear him. And so I'm hoping at
least that after Shock this year we have Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
They's a better experience and at least so they hopefully
will play some older songs.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Yeah. They they started late because they had technical difficulties
I think in the gear that they were using, or
like the the whatever the stage music that the back
backing tracks that they were using. Yeah, something wasn't working right,
so they started late, and then you could barely hear
the dude like he would come in it but whenever
you would talk to the crowd, you could hear him,
but when you he would sing, you couldn't hear him. Yeah,

(01:24:49):
So I don't know what the hell was going on.
It had to be something with like an effect or
something that was put on his voice for the show,
because you could hear Christina Sabia or Scabia your pronationalized name,
perfectly fine. But when like the video that I had,
and when that's played back you can hear them both,
it's it's weird. So it's like it had to be

(01:25:09):
something that's that was affecting where we were standing. Yeah,
which is weird.

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
But credit to in Flames. They crushed that whole show.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Every time I looked down my phone, looks like Scott
is taking a hit from a hookah. No, but yeah,
so all right, all right, well, I guess we are
out of here. If you want to follow us on
the podcast, you can always follow us on everything, all
the socials, IBLT podcast, whether it be Twitter, Instagram, YouTube,

(01:25:39):
all those things that are out there, Twitch, dot tv, slash,
IBLT podcast. If you guys are listening and want to
actually see us live, yes, we will start being back
every other weekend. We are finally here together and doing
all that other fun stuff. Otherwise, you can find us
in other things and rate and view us things like Sticker,
Apple podcasts. YouTube podcast is now a thing, Google Play

(01:26:01):
I don't know if exists anymore, but Facebook, all that
fun stuff. Patrick, If people want to find you out there,
Where can they find you?

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
On YouTube at Solo sixty four on TikTok and Switch
Switch Yeah, I know, I caught myself TikTok and twitch
at Sol's Underscore sixty.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Four and Scott. If they want to find you, how
can they find you?

Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
Don't look up my name, don't try searching me. No,
I don't really, I don't do social media like that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
So yeah, yeah, I have TikTok videos I've seen.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
You can find TikTok and my TikTok's private too.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
Everybody's private. So if you want to follow him, he'll
follow you back if he knows you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
If you happen to type in my name and I
pop up, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
If you're here a goth chick with mommy milk, yeah,
he will.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
Respond, he will respond. Or or if you're or or
if you're a single mom, tho single mom's out there,
Give me five kids that he wants to take care of.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
Hey, one kid, you're two or more, you're overdoing it, right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
And then if you wanna follow me Tiner Score, Tino
Score podcast, Twitter, Twitch dot tv, Slash, Terrible Terrors and
YouTube also Terrible Terror podcast YouTube Toolbert for music stuff.
So if you want to see stuff from the show
that we went to. There's some songs that are up
there from the show. If you have big movies, he
will allow the follow Yeah, absolutely jinx uh. And then

(01:27:30):
I don't know what the next movie for the podcast is.
I didn't decide that before we record that. I'm gonna
decide after. But I'm looking at me the uh, well,
the theme is gonna be next month, which is gonna
be because of Dave. He asked me to do some
Charles Band movies. So we're gonna do some Charles Band.
Yeah movies. He's like, hey, have you gotten back to that. Well,
I'm like, no, it might be fun. And they're mostly

(01:27:52):
like eighties crappy horror movies that are up there. Hey look,
best viewers on twitch. Oh my god, click on the
link before it gets all I got banned. It's gone, man,
and it's gone. But yeah, I'm looking at something. I
want to find something that's maybe this year because I

(01:28:12):
did twenty twenty five. So another twenty twenty five movie
that's hit VOD that either has gotten terrible reviews so
far or is at least interesting, not something that just
went to VOD like you know pop Eye the Slayer
Man that we saw, or the mouse Trap that I saw,
But the last one I saw was the Monkey, which
was actually a lot of fun and entertaining. But it's

(01:28:34):
something along with me. Those lines that did get a
theatrical release. That's on VOD now, so just look at that.
And then next month I realized that the next episode
of the podcast is on the same day that I'm
supposed to go see Disturbed, So I got to figure
out how to record that and not be done at
seven o'clock at night and still be at the show.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
Just put it out the next day, yeah, or or
I just not joined.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
The stream in the morning and just record one of
the either.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
But it's not like he's gonna hurt anything. You do
one date at you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Know, but I don't want to waste my Sunday too.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
Like, if you haven't record everything that you're normally doing,
just finish up the rest. Yeah, do what you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
It is it's the first part that always kills me,
and the recording stuff. It's getting the audio and then
fixing it if I have to fix it. Like I
said in this last episode, which sucks is that for
some reason there was bleeding audio from somewhere, and so
I had to fix a bunch of that stuff. You
sure it's not ace It could be as assets.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
Was probably no, no, no, I was thinking of the joke.
Then it was his fault, the bleeding audio.

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
Well, I thought I thought he was farting again because
I closed my nostrils off and have not been breathing
down my nose. Yeah, scientific they're normally not this party.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
You know what you gotta you gotta you know, you
know what it probably is, is what happened with your audio?
Is you gotta tell try to quit mess with the
sound once she's doing her only.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
Cat st Oh, that's probably what here in the back.
Let me spread my cat, but hold me on.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
She's ticking her own buttole with your tails. Give me
a phone.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Yeah, well she's only lude for the twenty. If you
want the full cat butthole, then you got to pay
more for that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
I will send the DM into your uh, send the
picture into your DM.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
Yeah, it's gonna be like that one episode of South
Park with the cat cat orgy. I'm gonna leave one
day and there's just gonna be a bunch of cats
here and it's Charlie even though she has nobody and
she's fixed.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
But she stilled out a cat's lid.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
Yeah that's true. Well, you got anything else to say
to the people out there in twitch Land.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
Before wrest party?

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
You have a great weekend, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
All right, so we're gonna say bite everybody out there
in twitch Land, and for everybody else listening to the podcast,
appreciate you guys showing up and uh, you guys have
yourself a wonderful Restmania and Peace pitches

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