The One with the Bum Foot

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Speaker 1 (00:33):
Hey, everybody, and welcome to a brand new episode. Wait
a second, you weren't supposed to be here like that.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, she's not supposed to be in here.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
She's not, Yes she is. She's probably waiting and lying
on a ride while they're going to go. This is
called free advertisement. So she'd make sure she doesn't have
her headphones so that everybody else can hear around.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Exactly. You should be full blast.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Put it out there.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
If you're a Great America, you suck. Oh yeah, I
mean listen to us.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
In line for the cycle Mouse. So that's gonna be
a good hour before she gets on that ride. That
line on that cycle Mouse, every time that I've gone
has been ridiculously long. I don't know why, because it's
not that long of a ride, but you know, they've
give been like Disneyland lines, you know, for Great America rides.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Speaking of that roller coaster rides, and I was on
TikTok a little while ago and they were showing this
roller coaster they were they were testing out, and basically
it's like it's up here, you get loaded in and
then the track goes like brings you straight up and

(01:50):
it connects with the other track. So now now you're
just basically straight vertically facing down.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I went, you, Yeah, they've they've got some interesting designs
for some of the roller coasters that are out there,
and the way they do those things. Now, there's one
where I think it actually like you go on the
track and then it sets it, and then that whole
piece of track then moves to the next area to

(02:20):
where it actually then starts the ride, So you basically
are like suspended on track while you're moving from one
to the next. And it's like, why.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Makes you think of the remake to House Off on
a Hill.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I thought I was gonna make you think of Found
of Destination.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Three, I said, I think I was seeing the first two.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
See I was going through it. I was talking with
Dragonfly as we were going to dinner last night, and
I was like, I don't remember the fourth one at all,
or the fifth one, So I don't think I had
ever seen them because the first one is that what
everybody knows and with the fire engine shit are going
on in the background. First one is the plane, second

(03:01):
one's the road, which I think is the more iconic
of the two in terms of intro scenes that's there,
and then the third one is the roller coaster, and
I know I've seen the third one, and then the
fourth one is supposedly Nascar is what is how it begins,
They're all at a NASCAR game or whatever whatever it's called,
and then there's a giant crash and that's out. It

(03:23):
begins race game whatever, same thing, and then the fifth one,
because she thought there was only this was the fifth one.
I'm I no, they think this is the sixth one,
And so the fifth one begins on a bridge where
it's collapsing, and then that's how the fifth one begins,
and the guy saves everybody that's on the bridge, and

(03:44):
the only connecting tissue besides death killing everybody really is
Tony Todd, you know, and his mortuary guy that's there.
And like this one is like supposedly a wrap around
movie because it takes place both before the first film
in the timeline and the last film in the timeline,

(04:08):
so it's in between the because there's things that they
I guess to go back into the past on how
this has all moved forward and how death is trying
to correct the the order of things in the way
that it goes, and then finalizing it, I guess Dave
saw it, and Dave said it was okay, that's what

(04:29):
he said. But I've seen other people that have seen
it that don't really like these movies went and saw
it and said, hey, this is actually good. So it's
like you're.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Used to let's say that, yeah, the formula that you're
used to, and then they change it. Then that makes
you go, I don't like this. But the person who
just steps into it the verse time was like, oh,
this is pretty good. Yeah, it's kind of like without
starting any arguments, but like The Last of Us or
stuff like that, where people who from the outside who

(05:02):
don't know the games are enjoying it more than people
a lot of people who do something like, you know,
similar to that, Like it's coming from the outside of
not knowing much about it.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah. Well, it's like somebody that's never read a book
and then goes and sees a movie. That's kind of
a better example, to be honest, because you know, every
movie is constantly changed. It's never the same, like you know,
for anything that's out.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
There, Jurassic Park is page by page.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
No it's not, it's so it's ridiculously different. John Hammond
doesn't die in the movie, he dies from copies in
the book. He dies in the movie, not in the
first movie. He dies in the second movie. He doesn't
die in the movie. And and the guy that Nedri
goes and meets, I forgot what the character's fucking name is, Dawson. Dawson.

(05:52):
Dawson is a huge part of the first book and
the second book, and he's not even in the first
movie because if he's in for a second here, yeah,
but he's he's the owner of another conglomerate that is
trying to get the technologies, trying to get it from
John Hammond, and he that's the reason why he's trying
to steal the stuff and using Nederie to steal the

(06:12):
stuff that's there. But he actually has more parts in
the in the thing and actually exists more in the story,
Like like that's why maybe maybe that's why I'm like,
I can't really complain when they change a couple of
things around here or there, because nobody's ever the same. Yeah,
you never, so, so you shouldn't like anything if you
hate the change stuff. Should never like a movie, right,

(06:37):
But yeah, it's it's crazy an amount of stuff that
that they do to make it palatable for an audience.
But yeah, that's that was Uh, It's it's weird when
you come from like this angle, you know, when it's
like a movie franchise and they've done this with the
movie franchise for so long, or you know, you can't

(06:59):
even take video game franchise. You take Gears of War
where they go and they have this specific thing and
then they turn it into open world Gears of War
and you're like, why would you do this? This doesn't
make any sense to me, why we would go around
that type of thing, or even like like Legend of
Zelda right Breath of the Wild. It it's like basic nature.

(07:25):
It's similar where here's this open world and in the
very first legend of Zelda game you can kind of
just do it in whatever order you want, but you
have to kind of do it in certain order because
you need certain items to be able to go to
certain places where that doesn't necessarily exist in Breath of
the Wild. So the exploration part of it is there,
but then they add all this other bullshit that exists

(07:46):
and other things like breakable fucking weapons that you're like,
shoot me in the fucking face and just does not
make for a fun game, like I don't mind the
exploring thing or making it like a fucking Skyrm type
game or something shit like that. Whatever. It's legend of Zelda.
It's not as as deep as those games are going
to be. But why do you have to make the
weapons crap? That's all? And then you got rid of

(08:08):
all the like the cool things like the hook shots
and the shit like that, like all the extra stuff
that made the games fun, you know, But nonetheless, so
how have you been all right?

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Just going through the motions to people? Fuck sick bastards.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Well, you wished for a weekend where you weren't doing anything.
Now you've got a Saturday where you're not doing anything.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Well, I'm not doing the podcast now.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
But you mean you're doing the podcast, but you're not like, yeah,
well running around like crazy.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Technically, yeah, I'm supposed to be a great America also
right now. But I don't know something. Last night my
ankle locked up, it popped, and it's actually doing a
little better now, I think as I took some motrin,
but for the most part it's still a little sort
of walk on. So I was like, I don't know
how smart it would be to be walking around.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
All damn day to day standing up on it round.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, because I got to go to work on Monday
no matter what.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
So well, my uncle's missing his bench sitting buddy exactly.
That still gets me. I get it. You want to
spend time with your your family and do those things,
but at the same time, like you're at a place
where you could have a lot of fun and you
just you know, I know, for you, you know there's
reasons why you're not going on the rides. But for

(09:24):
him's just he doesn't like rides in general, you know,
But hey, I guess that's what it is, what it is,
And for me, roller coasters are hidden miss Some of
them are good. Some of them I just don't want
to do. Like the last time, for some reason, I
could do the Grizzly, but I just like had a
weird like panic thing, maybe because I felt fattered. I

(09:45):
wasn't fitting into it that well and it kind of
freaked me out. It's like, I need to get off.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
The last time, my parents and my brother and my sister,
I think to Great America, they were standing on line
and my almost I don't know if you're gonna fit
on this ride. And my dad's like, oh, be folling
obi fouring. I don't know, but get up there and
there's these two fat chicks that try to get on.
They were too fat. My dad's like, or my mom

(10:12):
was like, I don't they couldn't fit. I don't think
you're gonna fit because they were bigger than my dad basically,
and he's like, I'll be fine. He gets in there,
didn't fit. I would ever go on the Grizzly anyways.
Out of wood. I don't feel like dying.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh wouldn't. Roller coasters are the best. The only one
that that got me there was I was trying to
go on whatever the stand up roller coaster is and
then for some reason they couldn't close it down on me.
And then that was like I probably want of times,
where was that my heaviest And I was like, oh,
we just gotta get off the ride, right, Oh my god,
that's a bunch of bullshit.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
What's up, mister l I'll babe.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
So we got other people's in the chants finally, So
besides that.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
It's cool, just you know, you can't talk. Was it
last week weekend? You know, you know they announced about
that had to be last week because I was gonna
talk about it on the podcast that I did the
solo episode. I forgot. But we were talking about before

(11:13):
about Derek Carr retiring, and it's a trip. It's a
trip for me because I'm still pissed off. Like I said,
whether it was his time to leave uh the Raiders
or not, the point is is, Oh, the point is
is uh the way the way he left it still

(11:37):
pisses me off to this day. And that fucking the
fact that that the ownership of the Raiders allowed McDaniels
to do what he did to Car. No one's gonna
ever change my mind that he didn't take Car like
you go from being in the playoffs the year before, UH,
going for like records with passing yardists and ship like that,

(11:59):
and then all of a sudden he can't connect to
a receiver the next year. I still say he got
a different playbook than everybody else. I don't give a
ship with Anybody can tell me differently.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Conspiracy, but but.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
It has begun. So but you know, for a guy, UH,
what I'm hoping the Raiders do is assigned him to
like at least a one day contract. Let them retire
as a Raider like he should. You got, guy's a
raider through and through. He bled sweat tiered for this

(12:38):
fucking team. And you know he never even with these
bad coaches, he just he went out and played and
did tried to be the best leader he could for
the team, and you know, didn't really Maybe he should
have stood up more a little bit, but still like
he didn't like cast trouble when the ship was going down,
Like he could have done a lot of stuff and

(12:59):
he didn't do it because as a fucking classy dude.
And and and I just hope that they, like I said,
give him at least one day got contract, let him
finish it as a Raider. And and uh, you know,
I mean he was, like I said, everybody wants to
talk to someone shit about car, But let's go over
his career and how many fucking head coaches and how
many offensive coordinators and gms he had within the nine

(13:23):
years he was with the Raiders. It's fucking insane. And
and I'm pissed off at out Mark Davis. Excuse me,
because Al Davis would have never treated a Raider like that.
You know, that was bullshit that he allowed that to happen,
you know, and to allow the coach to tell him,
don't even show up the last two games, you can't.

(13:46):
Don't even show up, don't even you know, he didn't
have a chance to say nothing to the fans or
nothing like. That's bullshit. So anyways, it's just the end
of an era. I don't give a show what anybody
ever had their feelings are on about car He's been
one of my favorite Raiders of all time. And you know,
the guy was a hell of a player. He should
have he should have been We should have been in

(14:07):
the playoffs more, and we should have even been to
at least a Super Bowl. I'm not gon gonna say
that they could have won it or they should have
won it. You know, you never know until you get
to the game. But let's face the facts. They've had
some good teams. But how many times we switched out coaches,
switched out gms, just out coordinators. Then there was a
team that plenty of the times where it's our defense
has been been asked. I've said this so many times.

(14:30):
I've been saying for years about the defense. Every every
week they did a study. Every team that has won
the Super Bowl has had like a top ten defense
other than the whole time car was in with the Raiders.
Other than one year, I think it was like they
were ranked twentieth. They've basically been the bottom five on

(14:54):
our defenses. And I've said this many, many, many, many times.
Carr can throw up forty points, but when the defense
gives up forty one, how are you gonna blame him
for that?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Right?

Speaker 2 (15:07):
So anyways, it's just crazy. I'm gonna miss this, miss
seeing him playing because even when he was playing for
the Saints, I put him on that he still had
a lot of football left in him. But that shoulder
injury unfortunately either either he he I just wonder if
it was just like it's just one of those things
where they told him he shouldn't go back out, or

(15:28):
he just knew he wouldn't be able to play the
same or something, or he just said fuck it and
just retired.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Well, the Saints are also like ridiculous rebuilding too. At
the same time, It's not like the Saints are like
this powerhouse team and he's there. They've gone through they're
going through another head coaching change, and they're going through
a whole overhaul. And if you're injured and you're gonna
be having to play in that environment, Maybe it isn't

(15:56):
Maybe it is time just to move on. Well, I
mean because maybe you're gonna be replaced anyway.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Well, he had a contract. I don't think they could
have let's say traded.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Well, it doesn't mean that he he could be on
the bench. He doesn't have to play.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
But in the same situation of normal, if you're gonna
pay the if you're paying this guy X amount of
money and you're gonna play him over depends the person
nine times out of ten. But like as soon as
as soon as that that one, It's funny how like
one key piece can just make a domino effect for
the Saints. Their their center went down. There after that,

(16:34):
it was just all downhill for the Saints. Like they
were doing so good at the beginning of the year.
That guy went down and then all of a sudden,
it was just they couldn't run the ball. They could
the passing defense or you know, the offensive passing defense
or he's saying defense, but you know, offensive line was.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Just your pass protection went to ship That's what I
was looking for.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, pass protection. It went to ship and the and
they lost another lineman and another one, and then Carr
got hurt because he had no one protecting him. So,
like I said, it doesn't matter who's back. There would
be the greatest quarterback in the world. And if they
don't have an offensive line, it doesn't matter, you know.
But anyway, so that's my two stance on that. I mean,

(17:18):
they could go on it for more, but there's no
need for it.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
The only people that can work with a really shitty
offensive line, and they are extremely mobile quarterbacks, and with
an outer good offensive line, they don't last that long either.
They'll have a couple of years when they're a flash
in the pan because they can move around a lot.
But if that's all they do is scramble, they're not
gonna go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
And after Carr got hurt, you know, with his leg,
he just was not he wasn't the same.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, and rapping for his first playoff appearance too.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yep. So anyways, how are you Because I know you've
been doing a lot of exercise.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Nothing but jumping jack springboards, and I've been diving and tumbling.
I've been running, you know, I did a couple five
k's over the weekend. No, No, it is still lovely
and wrapped up with my lovely foot. Don't even think

(18:19):
about that, I will hurt you. Oh you don't know
what type of adrenaline can go through once the pain
is already set in that if I have to. But yeah,
there's there's the lovely foot. So at the end of
your little thing after recorded, I put a little things
saying what kind of happened with everything? But make a

(18:41):
long story short. I had a staph infection in my foot.
It's basically what it's I think it's called cellular titus,
is something like that. So basically you can't see it,
which is good because if you could see, it means
that the stitches were broken, if you could see anything
but in the center of my planner side of my

(19:03):
foot to the front of the foot, I got a
lovely little injury there. Stop. This actually kind of feels good,
to be honest with you, to put it up like
this for a little bit. I'm gonna leave it here.
This is my crippled OnlyFans that you're watching right now.
And so basically I thought, you know, i'd cleaned it out.

(19:24):
I put stuff on it to hopefully have with heal.
But because I'm diabetic, it didn't really heal real well.
And because I was told also to air it out,
there was probably a couple of things around the house
that maybe had stepped in, like dog hare or something
like that. Like I tried to clean up as much
as possible, but it was hard to keep it like that.
And basically everything was fine because I talked about it saying, oh,

(19:45):
I got this thing on the bottom, but it hurts,
blah blah blah. Well, then it started to swell and
it's well pretty bad, and it was getting worse by
the day. Like when we went out to you for
your birthday to go and do the the dinner at
Golden Corral, I was able to get my foot into
a shoe just fine. The next day, next time I

(20:07):
tried to do it on Monday, I couldn't get my foot.
I barely got my foot in the shoe. And that
was just with like basic taping. I wasn't even wrapping
it in gauze or anything like that. I taped it out,
and then then the next day I talked to my
boss and said, can I just wear sandals? Is that
okay for now? Did that and it was fine for

(20:27):
the first day and then we went and saw a
clown in the cornfield on Wednesday. It was like it
was swelling so much it was like going through the
sides of the shoe and I would take off the
sandals and you could see the indents of the sandals
on the side of my foot and I could barely
get it. And then I was starting to barely get
it in there even by just wrapping the bottom of
my foot and just basic tape and a bandage to

(20:51):
that way covered. But the thing was, it wasn't really
leaking from that spot anymore, you know, you when it
went out and I was cleaning it and stuff. But
I thought, oh, maybe the swelling is going to go
down or whatever it is. And so Thursday that's when
I called the doctor and basically the advicener said, well,
if you're having swelling and you've gotten the chills, you

(21:12):
got it. You need to come into the er. So
it was like Thursday at about one one thirties when
I got into the er and then I left the
er at seven o'clock the final day, the second day,
so I was in the er for almost twenty four
or over twenty four hours just laying there basically and
they had to stick an ivy. They put one in
this arm and I couldn't bend it. So I basically

(21:33):
was like this the entire time, laying down in the
bed and laying on my back. I'm surprised I actually
got some sleep. But during that time they had me
do an MRI, which was the most painful thing that
I had to go through the entire time, because they
the foot was so swollen, right, they took pictures and
imaging and stuff it. And then when I went into
the MR, what they did was they kind of put

(21:55):
my foot like this, but then they bent it backwards
like this for the machine. And because they're doing it
and it was all swollen around my ankle, the swelling
was just putting pressure on it. So when they did
it the first when they put it in there, it
didn't I didn't feel any pain, didn't feel anything. And
then as it stood there for the forty five minutes

(22:15):
it took to do the whole thing, it started getting unbearable,
like the pressure was just getting to be too much,
and like they give you that little squeeze thing that says,
if you know, we'll stop and we'll check in on you.
If you're having something, and I did it and like
and they were like, oh my god, we're almost finished.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
There's only nine minutes left, and if you just don't
do it, then then we're gonna lose everything that we've done.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
So you have to go through there. I'm like, I
literally was like, I'm in fucking pain. I'm in a
lot of pain. You said you weren't in pain before. Yeah,
I wasn't in pain until you until this thing is
constantly putting that pressure on my foot because you don't
want to move, and you put it in a position
that is causing more pressure where all the swelling is.
So yeah, and then like it just like, can give

(22:55):
me two seconds just to wiggle my toes or move
my foot back and forth, just to get it some
like blood flowing or something in there. Maybe they'll help
with the pain. And she kept arguing with me, and
then I almost swear to God, said just fucking put
me back in there there. But I was like, really, Stern,
I'm like, fine, put me in go go do it,
finish it, get it done, get it done, because it

(23:16):
hurts and I need to get the hell out. And
then when they came in to do to take me
out of it. She didn't enjoy them. It was the
other two nurses that were there that came in through there.
And then when I left, I looked over and I'm
like thank you, and she didn't say anything to me
at all. But I was just like I was fucking
because I was pissed. I was just like, I just

(23:37):
I just want a minute or two break. And in
that time that we were arguing, I was moving my
foot around like crazy, just trying to stretch it out
or something because it just hurts so damn much with that.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
And so.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
So yeah, the MRI was on Friday and or Thursday night.
They did it on Thursday night because they did the
X rays and the MRI I Thursday, and then I
basically laid in the room all Friday night, and then
my mom came by on Friday at like five ish

(24:14):
and then they in the er. Now you can only
have one person visit you at a time, so my
dad couldn't come in. So she came in, and then
my dad wanted to come back and see me because
my mom was bowtguarding all the time or whatever it was.
And then I was like fine, like, well my mom,
you know, we'll get the person here and just take
him back. Then as we were saying that, all of

(24:34):
a sudden, another nurse came up and said, We've got
the room ready for you, and so I was like, oh, okay,
well then like so then then the security guard came
in and said, well, your dad's out there. He wants
to see you. Is that okay? I have to take
your mom back. And I said, can you tell him
that they're moving me in just a moment and that
they can meet me in the room. And at that point,

(24:55):
I hadn't eaten anything since the lean cuisine that they
gave me in the er at like five o'clock, and
even then before then, I hadn't eaten since like six
in the morning that that same day because I only
I eat early and then I eat about four you know,
I have breakfast and something later, and so barely had

(25:15):
anything to eat. Over those two days. My blood sugar
count went down to sixty six and like that was
that night They're like they came in to take they
had to actually hook me up with a an IV
that included glucose so that I was getting sugar into
my body because I wasn't generating because it wasn't eating,

(25:37):
I wasn't generating extra, but they were still having on
some of my medications. They still wanted me to keep taking.
You know, everything else was fine. Blood pressure was fine.
They keep saying like that I have hypertension. But then
I take such a low dose of a blood pressure
medicine that it doesn't feel like it's like that anymore.

(25:57):
But it's not like I'm taking like a high dose
of that type of stuff. And everything else that they
checked out seemed like I was okay. So but they finally,
like when I went up back to the room, that's
when they finally fed me something. In that night, they
came and expedited something, told me what I could have.

(26:19):
It was either like thing. It was like chicken, meat
loaf or hamburger. And I was just like, just give
me the hamburger because whatever else you can give me.
So I got like a hamburger, pop chips, a cucumber,
romaine lettuce salad. That's all that was in it. Like
I wanted the other salad. But they won't take anything
out of it. They just bring you the whole thing.

(26:40):
So I'm like it's a waste. I don't want to
waste stuff, and then they was either apple slices or
mixed fruit, and I'm like, I'm not a little kid,
just give me the mixed fruit. And then that came
with grapes, and I hate grapes, so I was like
I ended up eating everything else but the grapes that
were in it, always leaving like three.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Grapes, random ass food that you hate.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
But everything else was good, the pineapple, the honey deal.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
I'm not saying. I'm saying just just the random stuff
that I know that you don't like. Like usually just
like I don't like one item you have, like seventeen.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
It's grapes out of all the other fruit, Like what what?
What are the other seventeen I'm not talking about fruit,
I'm talking about foods. Yeah, but it's it's because they're
common foods that a lot of people eat.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
I don't like. But then I like really weird shit
that other people don't like either, So there's it's but
you're calling it weird when other people don't like pickles,
and other people don't like tomatoes raw tomatoes. I can
eat cook tomatoes just fine.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yeah, But usually saying it's like one I like, oh,
I don't like this, and then that's it.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
But you have like a like a laundry list of
it seems like a laundry list, But it's not weirdo
for not liking grapes, thanks Uncle X files. It's not
a laundryalist. Like I said, maybe it feels like it
because they're common things that get everybody puts into everything.
So like when you get something like example, last night

(28:10):
we went and had Chinese food. I do not like
cooked the carrots. I'm not a fan of pease they're
in the rice. Did I pick them out of the rice?

Speaker 5 (28:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I'll eat them because they're there. It's the same thing
with soup. If it's there, I'll have it. But if
I have a choice to, well, do you want me
to make it without it? Yeah? Please make it without it.
I will remove it.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
That's not what I meant. I just meant like just
usually just like I don't like a crystal, I don't
like mushrooms, and then that's it, you know.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Just because I don't like like six things, there's plenty
of other people like dislike more than one thing. I
think it's funny to you that you have to eat
everything separate. You don't want to you do. You have
to eat everything one by one. That's the way you do.
But you but that's weird to me, Like why wouldn't

(29:02):
you just take a little bit of this, like like
take a piece of the meat loaf and dip it
into the mashed potatoes and eat it. No, you start
with the mashed potatoes, then you finish the mashed potato.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Hey, yeah, I saying I don't do weird shit. I
did popcorn. I did popcorn and water.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
So that's that's a little weird too. But anyway, so
so that was like the first night meal that I
finally got and then the next morning because they were
they waited so long to feed me because I was
supposed to actually do the surgery on Friday, and because
I got bumped, they made me the first surgery on Saturday.

(29:33):
So at eight thirties when they came and got me,
and like I had to like get wiped down with
all this stuff, and that's when the nurse he was
wiping and then he's like do you want do you
want to do the area? I'm like no, no, no,
I can do it, like I would have been, like
I can just do the whole whole thing. You don't

(29:54):
have to do it. I'm like, that's what happened to
the other lady is I told her, look, I'll do everything.
You just need to do my back because I can't
reach my back for the whole thing that's there. But well,

(30:14):
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Speaker 2 (30:15):
Waitch, click on the link to get the best viewers. Ever.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah, that's the way the things go. I was like
that it was new, but so yeah, so surgery went
and basically what they did and I'll bring the foot
back up here.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
So they sliced it from about right here in the
center of my foot to about right there, and they
did the same thing on the opposite side of the foot,
so basically it was kind of open like that, and uh,
they basically flushed it, is what they did. So they
took a culture of the flesh, and they took a

(30:53):
culture of the bone, so they actuallyok a piece of
my bone and that way they could they could watch
it and the infectious disease doctor could determine whether or
not the infection only was in basically if it was
in the blood where it could be easily cleaned, or
did it get into the bone, to which is a
much longer recovery time, and I have to constantly go

(31:13):
and they may actually have to reopen the foot and
flush it again with another set according to everything after
because everything worked, and then Monday morning, I was supposed
to go back and again to either flush it or
close it. And they ended up with the cultures they got.

(31:33):
I got a negative from the bone. It was positive
from the flesh. But that they were like, well, we
expected that, and that was before we actually cleaned anything.
But since then, since we took the bone culture, nothing
has grown in the bone culture the entire time. And
it's been at that point it was thirty six hours
that it hadn't grown at all, so it didn't get

(31:54):
down that deep there. So then they just stitched me
up where they set me up in the actual room itself,
and they created a sterile environment that was there and
was funny because I got to be awake the entire
time that they did it. And so they basically them
creating a sterile environment was putting down a couple of

(32:16):
pads so that it didn't bleed over the hospital bed,
but they were doing it. And then them like cleaning
and making sure the food the foot was done, and
then putting the sterile things and sewing everything up. And
then so basically I got to talk with my cute
doctor the whole time. And so her and her kind
of cute assistant, she had somebody from one of the

(32:38):
local medical colleges that was shadowing her and going through
all of her stuff, and so you know, she was like,
it's hard to like teach people and do this. And
then her assistant was the one that started asking asking
me about horror movies. And then her and I were
talking about X and Pearl and Maxine and stuff like that,
and I was like talking about me Goth and all

(33:01):
these other things. I was like, just while meanwhile, the
other doctors just do do sewing up your foot.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
You guys weren't talking about the Hills half thighs.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
No, I wasn't talking about the Hills half thighs or
paranormal crera activity. But yeah, so basically, now I'm out
for about three weeks until the second is when I'm out,
and then i'll be I have to use you a
week of PTO, which is gonna be thirty two hours
is what they're gonna charge me for for that, and
then it should be two weeks of disability that I'll get,

(33:32):
so my next paycheck is a normal paycheck and then
after that it's gonna hopefully be a disability one. I
hope you looked up her after I left. Hey, I
have all of her somewhat information that's there in my
kp dot org profile because she's the one that worked
on me so and wrote the doctor's note that's there.
But yeah, so, but that's that's the that's the story.

(33:56):
So now I'm like, I said, I'm home, and yeah,
that's t on. My week week has been I can't
really go. Was nice enough for Patrick to take me
out to dinner last night, and actually Crystal driving got
me out of the house for a little bit, but
I can't really drive for at least a week ish,
So sometime this week I can finally drive. And I
kept joking that I wouldn't let my cold take it

(34:18):
go to Wakes since they let me out on Monday,
and I could drive up to Roseville and go see
the show because I could find a place to sit
at least for a little bit and watch it. But
I was just like, no, of course I'm not gonna go.
So there went thirty bucks down the drain and the
whole time leading up to it too. I was pissed
because Disturbed was supposed to be on Saturday, but the
Warriors had to play a playoff series that Steph Curry

(34:39):
got hurt during and couldn't win after he went down,
So they ended the Disturbed show without rescheduling the show
because it was one of the last three days of
the tour. That's the only reason why they didn't reschedule.
If it wasn't, they might have, Like, if say it
was towards the beginning of that tour, they probably would
rescheduled for the end and be like, well, come back

(35:00):
on the last day of the tour and we'll come
there and we'll call this the last show. That's usually
how they do these things. But they've been touring the
country for four months now, and you know, with the
last three shows, why do you want to postpone it
at a show? But they could have moved. They could
have moved over to the Oakland Coliseum. There's nobody doing
anything there. I don't even know if there's anybody doing

(35:21):
any there that night. Maybe there was, but that fits
about as many people as that. And I know, my
stupid ass if they had moved the show, I would
have been like, Oh, I'm gonna call the doctors after
I go see Disturbed. That would have been my dumb
ass thing to do. But that's it. But yeah, So

(35:41):
that's that's that's been me. That's that's all that stuff
backed up. So but shall we Shall we begin the
rest of the show. So we got a couple of
things that we're gonna talk about. We're talking about some
horror stuff today. We've got a couple of lists, and
we're gonna talk a little bit about clown in a Cornfield.

(36:02):
So I don't know if you want to do that
before or after we talk about the scariest clown movies,
or we want to start with your list that you
brought up first. All right, we're gonna do a pants list.
So I took a little bit of a perusing on
this list because I want to see if a specific
game was on there, and I think that game was
released possibly after this list was done, and that one

(36:25):
should be on this list, which was the game I
recent play called Visage, even though another one that they
requested that I play is on this list and I
know that was released before. And then Madison Madison is
on this list. That's there. So these are the fifty
scariest horror games according to dex Stero. And this was
released on the thirty first of October last year as

(36:48):
a Halloween thing, part of their Halloween stuff. That's there.
But it's still pretty relevant because there hasn't been a
whole lot that has really been released since then. No,
so what do you want to do? Do you want
to go through everything just do it quick?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Or do you want to go through that played and
then well and then focus on the top ten?

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Okay, so going through noticeable games like the last I'll
go with the number fifty, which was condemned. They're saying
that's one of the last one, so why they like it?
Known for its Middle Earth do ology and upcoming Wonder
Woman game, monolist roots line horror. Besides see even here
the way it's written. The one Wonder Woman game has
been canceled by w B.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
We've got a remastered or something.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
But besides the terrific Fear series, it also established the
condemned IP for Sega. The first remains a masterclass in
interactive psychological terror. So let's see they have forty eight
The Man of Madon for Dark Pictures Anthology, the one
ones that I played, which is good, you know, I
don't know if it was that scary that was there.

(37:57):
Doom three at forty seven. There's a couple that I
think are the terrible on this list. No Resident Evil
is on this list in the low forties. I can't
that seems like that's low to me. I put it
on the twenties. But Lisa the first, I have no idea. Yeah,
maybe maybe what we'll do hit that button. People can

(38:20):
see what we're looking at. Did the button work? I
can't tell because I don't have the other one up,
but it did work. Okay, So if you guys are
watching the stream, if you're a comby and watched the stream,
you can see what we're looking at. Sometimes, as we're
going through the list. Dead Space two at forty three.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
I feel like that should be higher.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I feel it it should be too, Madison. This is
the game that people have been asking to play. Okay,
An Wake at forty one, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
I can understand a little bit coming in the shadows
come out of nowhere and stuff like that, but there's
no way Alan Wake is going to be higher than
Dead Space or Outlast.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yeah, well even then, I would say Alan Wake two
is actually scarier than Alan WAKEE. Clock Tower is another
weird one that's on there.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Because I've never played a Tower, but I've known a
lot of It's an game. That's one they got with
the scissors, right.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Yeah, yeah, Inside Prey.

Speaker 6 (39:23):
The Room.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Yeah, the original Prey, which is weird because this isn't
the right picture for what. No, No, this is the
one from twenty seventeen. I heard it was good. Though
I did hear it was good.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
I've been meaning to be stand like the changes so
much here, like a bounty Hunter now or something.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
No, that was the second one was supposed to be
like that. This one you're in a space station and
there's a like a genetic like alien that slowly can
take over people and take over things that you're trying
to stop.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
It's just compared to what the first one is. Either
we called it too and he could have been his
own story or whatever or called it something different.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Right, this this is it's not a reimagining the first.
I don't know what. I don't know what they did,
but I heard that this one was pretty good. But
the bounty Hunter one that was two, and that was
still the original character from one. He's just now out
in space, like, is it sound here for the room?
This is one Crystals begging me to play.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
That's my favorite sign Hill. So it's not Crystal's favorite,
but it's my favorite.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Her favorite is too, yeah, you know. And I'm still like,
I'm still torn on three. There's some annoying things with
three that I was getting tired of in that game,
even within two. Manhunt. I don't know. I don't call
this a horror game because if you were in it
basically basically killing people, that's all you really do. It's

(40:49):
kill or be killed. It's not really horror.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
It's the purge.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
It's the purge, or it's what is Battle Royale? Yeah,
you know that movie. I have no idea what this is, Nana,
no game. Layers of fear. I guess I can go
in through these quick enough that I can just say
names of the people have seen it. I've seen people
play this. I've never played it myself. Golden Light never
heard of it. Nine hours, nine Persons, nine Doors, also,

(41:15):
never heard of it nine nine nine. But I think
this is a visual novel game, and sometimes those can
be like that. I don't agree with this one at all.
Little Nightmares two. I don't think that that was that
scary as a horror game. I mean, if you're talking
about it being a horror game but they're supposed to be,
this doesn't say it's the scariest horror games. This is
the best horror games horror game theme. Okay, I get you.

(41:37):
And maybe that's why something like Alan Wake is before
dead Space two, because it's not necessarily scary, but thematically
it's better than dead Space two. Maybe I could see
that that reasoning there, But yeah, Fear and Hunger have
no idea more toy assistant. This one, I don't know
if I necessarily agree with. I've seen people play it,

(42:00):
and it doesn't seem like it's that interesting. I know,
you know, if you're talking about like scary, then that's different. Yeah, Soma,
I've heard that that's actually pretty good. Oh your favorite
Amnesia the Bunker, which I've seen a lot of people,
and I don't really agree with that that that was

(42:20):
even that that good. Same thing with the medium, The
medium did not seem that much of an interesting game
at all.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah, twenty four Walking Dead Saints and Sinners. Isn't that
a VR game? Yeah, I think it was fasmaphobia. This
I would not agree with. I'd put this down towards
the bottom. This is where I was like, Oh, that's
that's stupid Darkwood. I have this, but I think it's
like a third person top down shooter type thing.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
I mean to try it. I have it on Epic Games.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Fear good game, Okay, I got. I had a good
couple of jump scares of that.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Game and Fear. Yeah, I think Fear two has more
jump scares than the original Fear.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
I still will always remember it is Nilo Angel four
twenty was playing it. He had just gotten it, and
so I was watching him play it. In that scene
the very first time you see Alma or you go
over to the ladder, you turn and she's just there.
I wasn't even playing the game, and I were boshit.
And then the funny thing is I knew it was

(43:23):
coming up when I started playing the game. Is still
got me.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
That was always the thing with the dogs in Resident Evil,
and the very first one that from the way that
it looks and then all of a sudden, the dogs
just jump out of the goddamn window. You would think
if it's not in first person, it looks like it looks,
and it still scared the crap out of me in
like the longest time.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
You know.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
The original sound Hill they have on the list as well,
which I would say is better than three, a lot
better than three. Alan Wait two they have up here
at eighteen. I agree with this. I really enjoyed Alan
Wake two. I think this was so much of a
fun game PT. I've only played this twice and then
I deleted it on accident and now I can never

(44:08):
access it again.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
It is that you think that they would try, even
if it was just that demo thing again, that they
would put it out there. So how many people just
fucking go crazy over it?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Well, Konami is the one that just shoveled it away
and put it away, which is stupid. So but this, uh,
this is what that game Visage is based on. They
built it off of the PT demo to try to
create their version of PT. And that's why I'm saying
that Visage should be on this list, and it's not
if they have PT on here, especially over a couple

(44:41):
of these games. So this one, Amnesia the Dark Descent,
I actually do hear is really good. It's the very
first one in the series that they did mouthwashing see.
Originally I'd read this as like scariest games instead of
best horror games. This one I could see being on
this list and not maybe not being number five. It's
really really new. It's only from last year, you know.

(45:03):
But it's a game I've wanted to play and it
seems interesting enough. But it's very story based until dawn.
Now we're getting to like fourteen and up here. Would
you put it until down above some of the other
games on this list. I wouldn't either. I'd put this
much lower.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Story. If everyone off a story, I can understand it
being higher. But yeah, but you know I love don't
get me wrong.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
I love the game Lethal Company.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
That definitely should be up higher. That's another one I
fucking love.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
I think it should be higher than you think. This
should be higher. Okay, the lower they lower, the lower
like fifty, closer to fifty or whatever, Okay, rather than
being at thirteen. On the reasonings why so, why they
like it is there's something uniquely brilliant about the use
of proximity chat and co o. Horror games serves the
way is isolating players who straight too far from their

(45:53):
friends and delivers that singular moment of realization where nobody
is around to help and dangers around every corner.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Or when soulcial Scribblers says something super loud and gets
you killed.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Bitch number twelve, they have Resident Evil seven.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Okay, that that deserves to be on there, even though it's.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
The I don't know if it needs to be a
twelve on the list. It needs to be on the list,
but I don't know if it deserves to be this high.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
I did my Joy eight, even though some of it
was shorter.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
He seemed more action oriented than seven.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
And maybe I liked it a little bit more than
because except for the dollhouse, because games or usually more
action than what.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Kind of but but we all know Edo's favorite part
was the dollhouse. That's the one that he spend all
that time. I wish it was a lot longer too.
That was remorse. The horror was it was like in
the first game, you spent so much time in the
bug area, and that's the part that I was like, oh,
this is getting too much for me. When you were
with the mother and all her bugs and shit like, yeah,

(47:02):
talk about tripophobia, tripophobia, like all the ship that she
had in there. Uh, this one number eleven did by Daylight.
This would be lower on the list for me as well,
just kind of like by day it's fun, which is
funny because we're going to play tonight. It's fun, but
it's gameplay loop after a while just kind of stays
the same.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
But as you said that, I started downloading it and
I tourned on the TV and had it it was
still downloading. Yeah, yeah, I'm not sure if I turned
it off.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Oh well, there you go. Number ten, the remake of
dead Space. I think what you could do is you
could combine these two.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Space because the original deserves to be high on this.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
List, and it might it might be combining it, but
maybe just using the remake. But I'm it might even
be on this list again, the original dead Space because
it said something I agree. I'm I might say this
is what for me would be higher on the list.
Dead Space is one of my favorite horror games, probably
number two my all time favorite horror games that I've

(48:04):
ever played, especially the original dead Space. There's nothing that
quite captures that original playthrough of that game, you know,
and That's also something that I've played through multiple, multiple,
multiple times.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yeah, it's still laughing at Dragonfly Ring though. All that
time she was stuck less than ten minutes to beat it.
I was, like I said, the other way I died
the first time with I was trying to remember what
the controls were. Soon as I got the controls down,
beat it fast.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Then you beat it, beat it all right. Number nine
Resident Evil too, and this one. I think they're doing
the remake yeah as well. I think they. I think
they're lumping it together kind of like reading what's going
on there.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
It kind of makes me laugh though, because looking at this,
I saw that the other day too, that it was
twenty nineteen. I didn't realize it was that long ago.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Yeah, And that's probably also why Residavial three ended up
being not as complete of a remake, because it was
also made twenty twenty and released like twenty one around
that time. I think the remake is very good, very
very good.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Head with the remake is the whole nine theme breaking, Yeah, well,
which they brought into I think they brought into three. Yeah,
not four.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Did they bring into four? I don't remember if they
brought them before. Number eight BioShock deserves to be up
on this list, I think, and this high. I think
this is a good spot for it.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Very very good game, Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Even though some people like that second one a little
better in some cases, I I just absolutely love the
first one. I love If they would take some of
the mechanics they took in the second one and put
it into the first, I'd be happier, Like the easy
switching between the weapons and the plasmids and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
That's a game that I don't know how many times
I've played through and beat.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Yeah, it's fun, and I've even thought about going back
to this and doing it for one of the Horror
Nights for a couple of days because I have the
remaster collection on PC so and I did play through
a little while ago. I played through what's the third one?
Bio Infinite, which I absolutely love.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
I think I've read that the only one, both one
and two I went through a bunch of times. Well,
the first one, the most second second one too, I
loved it, and I went through that game a bunch
of a couple of times too. The third one, as
much as I love it, I've only played it once
because they have fucked my head up. Really, the ending
fucked my head up. I remember for like a month

(50:40):
or two straight, just still like thinking about it, like,
what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Come on, it's our friend Troy Baker playing the voice
for that one and that number seven Left for Dead too,
which again in terms of but in terms of it
being just a great horror game and canceling the genre,
I can see it being here, But I might be low.
Maybe in the top tens, That's what I'm saying right,
Not in the top tens, but the tens, twenties, yeah,

(51:04):
somewhere in between there.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
But now I love don't get me wrong. I love
Love for Dead and Love for Dead too, But I
just story. If you're going by story and all the
other stuff, I feel like it does, you deerve to
be on here, But not that not that high personally.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Number six game I've never played Alien Isolation. You should,
That's what a lot of people say. And there are
two games on this list I don't totally consider horror games,
and I don't know if i'd include on the list,
and one of them is with the next one. But
I know Alien Isolation. I've seen you play it. I've
seen Angelo play it, and it seems like it could

(51:40):
be a very fun game. I do like the how
Alien Romulusts actually took parts from this game and brought
it into that movie too.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Well. Like I said, if you do do it, make
sure you do it with the hot mic.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Said, BioShock was one of Pat's regular streams, wasn't it.
Did you do stream of BioShock?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
I don't think I did.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
I don't think you did there all right? The Last
of Us Part two. I don't know if I can
consider it a horror game.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Maybe I did a long time ago before I really
got into twitch, but I don't. I think it was
only one or two times. It was the last of
Most part two.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Yeah, I mean you're wrong. It's a great game, But
I don't know personally if I consider it to be
a horror game. Not the second one. The first one
I think is more of a horror game because you
spend a lot more time, in my mind, with the
actual monsters themselves and the humans, where this one it's
a lot more human based. It's a revenge tale, is

(52:35):
all it really is. And what does revenge beget just
begets more violence. That's the overall theme of the damn
story that you have here. But I wouldn't call this horror.
This is one of the ones I think that they
have wrong on this list entirely, but hey, what do
I know. I'm not making this list residing Before I
can agree with this, I could say this is my
top five after playing it.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
If I give. If I had to come up with
the top five, I would have to think about some
of them. This one, though, is definitely on it no
matter I It's just point blank period, it's going to
be there.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Yeah, horror games. Next one. This is another one I
don't think belongs on this list either, which is blood Borne.
The world itself no is themed around like Eldritch horror
type thing, but it's not a horror game. It is
quite literally just a soul's game. It's an action adventure
role playing game, and maybe it has because the monsters
look creepy like, although it's still capped at thirty three

(53:29):
per second. The reasons we'll never truly know. Blood Blow
remains from Sauce Grace Accomplishments. Next melds heart Pound in
common excrucerating botfights with gothic visuals and narrative themes, making
it all more intense than the Stews and other offerings, though,
although Yarman is certainly enormous, it's labyrinth. That design has
you navigating narrow passageways, stumbling down dark corridors, and never

(53:51):
feeling quite at ease. Sense of dread hangs over every
passing second. When combined them with a sheer sense of
challenged every turn, it's massfully crafted experience. They'll have you
on the edge of his seat for dozens of hours.
So but I don't agree. I don't agree that it's
a horror game because it is not horror at all.
It has a gothic theme, but it really has nothing

(54:12):
that is horror related to me personally, because I can
get the same thing out of elder Ring that I'm
getting out of Bloodborne, and I can't call eld and
Ring a horror game, even though it has horrifying monsters
like this have that look really fucking creepy into whatever,
but it doesn't have this Eldritch type of thing, otherworldly
nightmarish type of thing to it. But they have a

(54:34):
couple bosses that are like that. So it's like, where
do you draw the line. I wouldn't call it horror.
I agree whereas the next one. This is where I
say I can agree that this is in the horror realm,
even though some people might not, and that is the
original last of us. I think that one is planted
more deftly in horror and in terms of being close

(54:55):
you know, the way that you have to travel through
some areas and how they be here and do everything.
You don't have as many human encounters. It's a lot
more of the quote unquote zombies, if you want to
call them zombies for what it is, and especially some
of the bigger battles that happen in this I'd place
it more in there. Would I place it at number
two on the list? Probably put it down lower, Like

(55:18):
I said, dead Space for me would definitely be number two.
I think i'd have like Residue before probably number five
on that list for what it is. And then can
you guess what the number one list game that is
on their list that we have not seen yet.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
I'm surprised to think I condemned one, but I haven't
condemned two. But I thought that's going to be done there.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
I'm going to say that this should be obvious. There's
a game that we have not mentioned at all, period
at all, at all. We mentioned one of them, but
not actually mentioned two of them, but not.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Maybe Outlast or something.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
But that's our last was towards the beginning, well, the
second one that was the original original. No, no, but
this is their considered their best horror game of all time.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Oh Base three.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Yes, they did not put Doom. See I would have
put they put Doom three, but I still would considered
even Doom twenty sixteen or Doom Eternal over one of
the other ones. Yeah, even though it's more action based.
But like I said, this too, that's what I'm saying.
That's the gimme. That's the number one is sound Hill Too?

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Well, he said we hadn't mentioned it.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
That's because we hadn't, but we had mentioned sound Hill.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Yeah my head, I'm thinking that you meant like even
their sequels they haven't mentioned.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
No, that's why I said we mentioned two. We even
I even mentioned three, So technically we've mentioned three d
even here. Yeah, well this is when the remake was
really but here's the remake thing. But they put two
thousand and one. But yeah, sound Hill Too, which you
know what, it's my first time. The remake was my
first time ever playing a sound Hill game. I definitely

(57:09):
see why people really love it. I definitely think it's
one of the It is the best of the series
that I've played so far. Even as much as I
like the original sound Hill, I think the first one
is really good. Still, I think the third one is
just lacking. I don't know if it's the character. I
don't know if it's the fact that it doesn't it
takes you forever to get to Silent Hill. When you

(57:30):
finally do, it's like you're barely there. You know, you
get to go through the hospital and see the nurses.
I like how it does connect back to Harry and
everything like that, but the fact that he's just randomly
dead sucks. Yeah, you know so. But Sound Hill too
is good on its own too. It does have a
good story, does have good characters. I don't care what

(57:51):
Crystal says. I think the voice acting is worse than
the original than the current one the remake. So she's
probably not listening because she's went on the cycle mouse
and got off. But yeah, so that's that's the list.
Like I said, I don't necessarily agree if if it

(58:11):
was based just on the scariest this list is bunk.
But the fact that just horror games in general, there
are some that don't need to be on this list.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
They have Outlast too, and not the original Outlast.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
I think Outlast two is better, even though the first
one was good, but the first one started that type
of genre. Really like taking Off. And the reason why
I say taking off is because it was the first
time one of those was put onto a console, because
those types of games had existed on PC before but
not on consoles, and Outlast was the one of the

(58:44):
first ones that had a release on console. That was
that type of game that exposed itself to many other people.
That's there, all right. So with that one, let's switch
over in Gears and see some of the upcoming horror
games in twenty twenty five to to look out for.
We've got this one which I'm looking forward to, which
is direct of eighty twenty and that's the next one

(59:05):
in the Manna Meridian, the Dark Picture of Saga. It's
supposed to take place in space for what it is.
We got Dying Light the Beast, which I think might
oh it is coming out soon. This is an expansion
for Dying Light too, I think, or it's a whole
new story the second one, Killing Floor three. I've never
played any of the Killing Floor games.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Have You series?

Speaker 1 (59:27):
They're like a like a Left four Dead I think
type of game. But you have there Dark Fracture. I
think this is one that you showed me like a
little thing. This is to be determined psychological horror experiment experience.
They have the did You There was a revealed trailer.
They did Little Nightmares three, which I'm definitely looking forward to,

(59:50):
which is going to be co op as well, So
it might be fun to be doing some co op
for Little Nightmares three. I have not heard of Ritual
Tides before, so Rockstar are veterans with a new studio.
Just happens one of the most intriguing upcoming horror games.
Ritual Tide sees players awaken on a strange Alan force
to reckon with secrets lurking throughout. There's just a teaser

(01:00:11):
trailer that they've done for this. Got a game called
The Occultist, which I've never heard of. Alien Isolation two
to be determined. Remember they talked about this are making
a sequel. I completely forgot Dark Wave streamer no idea
a game called Ill from a developer called Team Clout.

(01:00:34):
Nowhere o d this is an Xbox Series X and
PC game. Oh oh, oh, this is that Hideo Kojima
game that they announced during the Game Awards that looked
interesting for what is Paranormal Tales. I don't know if
this is a multiplayer game or not. Oh, and then
that Blooper game that's coming. Oh, this is actually Project

(01:00:56):
M for the Nintendo Switch. But there is that other
game that Angel's showed us that's on Steam. I forgot
what it's called.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Oh I think I haven't clicked on it yet.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
So all right, before we move on to Clowns, you
want to see what Jason looks like? Sure, all right,
so we're gonna move on to mister Jason Vorhees. So
for those that don't know, they've redesigned the way that
Jason looks. The people that actually now own the rights
to Jason, that are producing the Crystal Lake series and
that are going to be doing the Jason universe because
that's how they're going to move it forward. And now

(01:01:28):
we're start going to get more Friday the thirteenth stuff,
which is great, I think because we haven't had something
from them for a long time. But we'll see what
happens and what they do with it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
But did you all see I fas Portfolia finally coming
to the console.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Yeah, it was added to PlayStation in Xbox last year.
A friend of ours, Casey, plays it every now and
then they play it on a PlayStation. Yeah, but they
did add it to Xbox, and I think it has
cross play.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Mind to check it out on console, maybe a little
bit easier to navigate to work for you. So hey,
it said, this is the what was it called? The
tutorial set up here? The ghost is here, ghosts is
not there, it'since some other fucking spot. And then it
wouldn't let me do anything telling me to do, and
then wouldn't let me go to the game without finishing

(01:02:20):
the tutorial. So that's why I never finished it. They
changed it as well, see, so must not even just
me it was having an issue with it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Well we're getting I said, we're getting Camp Crystal Lake,
which is gonna be on Peacock.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
I think, yeah, but I want an actual movie.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Well that's what they're saying with this. If that takes off,
then they can make a movie and that movie make
a ton of money. Just saying anyway, and especially now
that we have it actually under a company. Yeah, and
it's owned by somebody and it's not like floating out
in the like you say in the distance. We can

(01:02:59):
actually get a it's an order for ease thing, right.
Are you ready to look at the new Jason?

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
You're scaring me? But yes, that is him, not too
too off of like three.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
What people hate is the mask.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Can yous dooming on that little bit? What's wrong with
the mask?

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
It's this this is too wide. Also the weird hair
that they have for him, the holes. People don't like
this part of the hockey mask because doesn't really feel
like a hockey mask anymore. I mean I think it's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
I don't think there's nothing wrong with it, but.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
People are going crazy. I saw so many people like
complaining about it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Yeah. I just wait for them to add them to
day by Daylight now hopefully that happens.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
This is the design that they're going to be using
when they do the act actual outfit for Jason in
the movie. So this is the concept art that is
the basis for the way that Jason is to look
moving forward. Also, he doesn't look like he's that much
of a hulking guy either. He just kind of looks
like kind of looks like he's a hitch hiker off
the side of the rope.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
That I would saying. I kind of like it that
he's well, that'd be my biggest complaint is that they
don't have him like a little bit like a bigger guy.
But it doesn't look that bad.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
I mean, I don't think Kane Hodder can plain anymore,
you know. Plus that'd give Ken Hodder more chances to
find me and kick my ass. But you know, I
swear one of these days I'm gonna go to some
sort of convention that he's at. I'm gonna ask him
to you know, if I could pay him to threaten
me or something like that, just to recorded for the podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
You.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Would do it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Hey, excuse me, mister Hotter. I have a long running
joke on my podcast that I talked shit about you
a little bit but not really. And then I worry
that you're gonna come and follow me and kick my ass.
Can we do something.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
He really punches you in the face.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
But yeah, I don't think it looks that bad. And
then this is the logo reveal. I think that you
saw so Jason, I hate that. That's stupid. Just put universe.

(01:05:35):
What do you gotta do thirteen? You know, one and
three verse?

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Concept art just a vision and never shows a one
hundred percent. Yeah, I agree with that that there's gonna
be tweaks. It's like the concept art or the first
arts for Sonic the Hedgehog. You remember how terrible that
guy looked. Yeah, and everybody made fun of that and
they hated it, and now all of a sudden, we have,
you know, regularly looking Sonic the Hedgehog. That's what movie.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
By the way, was that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Keivindale Rescue Rangers or wherever the Chippendale movie was, I
couldn't remember. They used that that sonic Ugly Sonic is
such a meme, that's true. But yeah, I love that
movie too. That movie was is a modern day who
framed Roger Rabbit? In my opinion, that was so good.
I didn't think it was going to be that good,

(01:06:24):
especially since you had Andy Samberg and John mulaney. It
was done by the the guys that did Lonely Island.
I mean, I think the one of the guys, a Kiva,
is the one that directed that movie, and they wrote
it the Lonely Island guys wrote it. So that's why
I'm not so worried about the Naked Gun, because I

(01:06:45):
like their sense of humor and let's see where it goes.
Those are the guys, the Lonely Island guys are the
ones writing it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Off about that trailer was the beating part where it
was dressed up like a little girl and he turns
into yeah, I mean, that was the only thing that
was like eh, But overall I didn't I didn't think.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
I mean, I thought the OJ joke was funny. Yeah, dad, Dad,
I just want to be a Nope, never gonna happen, supid.
All right, So you want to go real fast and
what the thirteen scariest clown movies are yep, called by
Fangoria themselves. All right, so these are just thirteen. These

(01:07:27):
aren't in any order. They're just thirteen movies that they're
talking about. And you know, there's nothing scarier than the
clown after Midnight. So going into the list, they're gonna
do Terrifier two as one of the scariest ones. I
don't know if I'd put two where I put one.

(01:07:48):
I mean, it's a weird franchise where all three are
extremely good movies. So it's not like you just picked one. Yeah,
but if you had to pick one, I probably would
pick two, even though the ending gets kind of a yeah,
but this scene mixed to all the better. One of
the best things.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Ever counting the pennies.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Sure, Territorfi is a slasher, it is, but these are
all slashers.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Are horror or slashers horror, got somebody, you still have genres?

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
They all have clowns. Yeah, it's all these are. Yeah, yeah,
clown movies, the clown horror movies. And I agree that
they are all slashers, and they're all supernatural slashers is
the way they are. Really want to get technical with it,
House a thousand corpuses.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
You got to have Captain Spaulding on, Yeah, I think
you got to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
And he's more This is more of horror than Devil's
reject says, I don't consider Devil's Rejects to be a horror.
That's more like crime drama to me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
I see, yeah, definitely, I see what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
All right, I've never seen this before. The Clown at
Midnight from nineteen ninety six, never heard of it before.
It's got Marco Kidder in it, though, Dude, dude, what
of course Killer Clowns from out of Space?

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
That that is definitely the quintessential clown horror movie that's
out there, And that is a movie that I would
show to kids, because that movie is not bloody at all.
It's cotton candy and it's silly and it's a little
bit scary, but it's really ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Blood really is when they take the cotton candy off
the guy's face.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
I never showed up that movie, what terrifier. I never
showed you, guys, terrifier. I don't think it's ever been
available on Amazon Prime.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Oh terrifier.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Yeah, I don't think it ever showed up that way,
So I don't think I could have shown.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
The clown at midnight.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
This one. I don't even know what this movie is.
It has Christopher Plumber, Margo Kidder, and James Duvall set
in an opera house.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Duval, Oh, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
So sick of those Circus of the Dead from twenty fourteen.
Never heard of this either, says It stars Bill OBErs
Junior as Papa Corn, Papa Corn popa.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Corn Papa Corn in your ass.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
It from twenty seventeen. You can see the first part one,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Yeah, not see if I even put a year on there,
just put the clown that you're talking about, like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Well, because it's doing the movies, not the clowns, because
maybe the movie is terrible, but the clown is good,
you know, Ginger Clown, even though with a movie like
Ginger Clown it's a Hungarian horror comedy. It's there thirty one.
I can agree with that. Fucking Richard Brike. It's fucking
awesome in that movie, so fucking awesome in that movie.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Was he supposed to be a clown?

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
Two movies that he's dressed in the paint like a clown.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Well, he puts white bagup on it, but I think.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
He's like the silent clown is what he's supposed to
look like, like those old school Slent movies.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Gotcha like a mime?

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, like even that like Betty Boop.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Clown you know, oh you mean the character on Crystals.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
Yes, the character on Crystal's backpack that she had to
walk through drive through, which I don't remember if I've
seen this movie or not, I know of it. I
just don't remember it being Clink once stitches. This is
a weird fucking movie. It's a comedic slasher movie. But
Killer Clown All Hallows Eve, which is the first, the

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actual first time that you see Art the Clown where
he's portrayed by a different actor in that movie itself,
which is still good, but he's not as good as
David Howard Thorpe. Nobody's as good as him as Art.
But these are cool because this is all like little
short stories of him that's in there. Clown, I don't
know if you've ever seen that before. That's the one

(01:11:48):
where he gets like infected and he slowly starts turning
into a clown and he tries to like remove the stuff,
but it's actually like becoming a part of him. He's
slowly turning into like a killer clown.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
From the Suburbs, Yes, killer clowns from the Suburbs.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Hip Like he puts on I think the wig and
then the wig won't come off, with like ripping out
the flesh off of his goal and stuff like that.
Like it's crazy. The last Circus and I have no
idea what this one is either, directed by Spanish director
Alex de La probably and that's the last one that's

(01:12:30):
on their list. So this is Clown was a good
one if you haven't seen before, I would definitely suggest it.
I think it's even might even be like an eli
Roth movie as well, But you know eli Roth movies,
for a lot of people are hit or miss when
it comes to those movies. So last thing is I
just want to get your thoughts and because we talked

(01:12:52):
about a little bit on your stream, but we haven't
talked since we saw it and I went and got surgery.
But Clown in a corn Cornfield.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
I enjoyed it, really. I mean I just took it
for what it was and what I just kind of
think it's funny. I didn't realize it was the book series.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Bristle said something, I guess there's two more books and
this is all based on the first book. Yeah, and
I guess there are the young adult novels. Is that
what they are? I would assume they are.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
I just saw that they were when I was looking
for stuff I was like for like, I was over
and I said, oh, no stream tonight, I'm go into
what we're going to see corn and the Clown in
the Cornfield. I was looking up clown in the cornfield.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Corn and the clown field, right, and all those corn
trees over the place, Like the corn trees they need
to go next to those bridges and motherfucking palm trees
as well.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
What's it called? When I googled clown in a corn tree,
clown in a cornfield, the books came up, and I'm like,
what the fuck is a book series?

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Yeah, that's why I was just looking out at them.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
I mean, like I said, I enjoyed joined it for
what it was, and so this was surprised as some
of the actors that were actually in it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Yeah. There's a twenty twenty horror novel written by American
author Adam Saizar, and it marks his first novel in
the young adult genre. It was released in August and
then the film rights were given out. It was given
the twenty twenty Bram Stoker Ward for Best Young Adult Novel,
and that was released based upon this, and I guess

(01:14:36):
I don't know how many there's supposedly I thought three books, but.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
He in twenty twenty one announced hes work on a
sequel to be released the following year. The book entitled
Clown and Cordfield two Freendo lives and then the clown
Cordfield three the Church of Freendo. So Frendo is the clown.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
I don't want to read more on what it's about
here when I'm looking at the wikipi the article because
it's going to ruin things in the movie, I think
for what it is, But what were what would you
say with some of the highlights and low lights of
the film.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
Let's see, I thought the kills were good. That's a
highlight and everything. I'm trying to think here, like maybe
more low light would be that that they were throwing in,

(01:15:34):
like this history of what happened with the factory, and
but it was like you're kind of getting it, but
you're not really getting in it. Did they really have
something to do with it? Did they not? Kind of
thing it's it's maybe they did that to your interpretation,
but I feel like it's something that you've just been

(01:15:55):
explaining better, Like they could have opened the movie with
that instead of yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Could see that. Like, so I agree with you. I
think that it ended up actually being funnier than what
I thought it was going to be. I think the
kills were pretty good overall in the movie. There were
a couple of surprising things that happened in the movie
that I didn't think they were going to do, And
then I had a guess about something and then it

(01:16:25):
turned out to be true, and I was like, Oh,
that's funny that they're actually doing this. Okay, whatever. And
the low lights I think is is really when like,
like you said, they have the whole thing with the
because the whole thing is based in this town, and
there's a factory there that makes corn syrup and that's

(01:16:47):
what put this town on the map. I guess it's
in Illinois. Yeah, And then at the beginning of the movie,
there was a fire that happened there and put a
bunch of people in the town out of work. Right,
And you have this new doctor with his daughter that's
coming into town, and it's about her making friends with
people and learning about Friendo, who was the mascot of

(01:17:10):
the place, and her the new friends make horror movies
about friend Do as though he were like an arth
the clown type of thing or whatever it is. And
so but then it goes from there, and there's one
big twist in the movie that involves a character that

(01:17:30):
you meet for two seconds yeah, and they don't do
anything with that character, and then it's important to the
He's super important to the movie. And it's like I'm
trying to be as vague as I can without being
upset about it and to the point that I spoil it.
But I hated that. So I hated the ending of

(01:17:51):
this movie. That was That was the part I disliked
the most, was the ending, but all the lead up in,
like them being chased by the clown in the cornfield,
Like I thought that was one of the coolest scenes
in the movies, when they were actually in the cornfield
being chased by the clown in the cornfield, like that
whole sequence and everything that was happening to those characters, Like,

(01:18:13):
I thought that was really good and really well done,
and they did a good job of tention in a
couple of scenes. And it's just it was a letdown
at the end for me overall, and it seemed like, oh,
we're just wrapping it up, and that's where And I
didn't really know anything about the book series and where
I assumed that this is young adult because even the
movie is written like it's a young adult movie, even

(01:18:35):
though this movie is a hard r when it comes
to the gore, because some of the gore is pretty bad.
So this is a young adult what do they consider
because I remember growing up, young adult for me meant
that it was like you were sixteen and up. No,
you know, I guess R is seventeen and up right, technically,
so maybe it does fit within that genre of things

(01:18:57):
for and I don't know, maybe the book is super
gory or something like that. I don't really know. If
it does well enough to produce two more movies, good
on it, and I'd be I'd be willing to go
see the second one to see if they correct some
of the things. But I just really felt that even
at the end of it, it was just kind of
like it's over yay, and then it's just kind of

(01:19:18):
over yeah, and it's just like and it just the
the there's like I said, there's two big two. One
one's supposed to be a really big twist, and then
there's another twist in it. And I thought that the
first twist was fine because I was just like, Oh,
that's something different, you don't necessarily see that. And then
the other twist, I was just like, I, like I said,

(01:19:38):
I was pissed off. Because there it doesn't warrant itself.
I guess technically can say there's three twists because with
the clown there's a twist with a clown tooh so,
but I still would give it three out of five
clowns in a cornfield.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Yeah, I think that it was. I think you still
have a good time. I think if you like the books,
maybe you'll like.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
It, especially if you go into it knowing what you're
getting yourself into. Like that's how I look at when
I go to a Winning the Blue Blood and Honey movie,
or Mouse or track Steamboat Willy. Oh yeah, yeah, Yeah,
that's what I mean. Yeah, scream Boat Willie, Like, I
know it's gonna be what it's gonna be, terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Yeah, growling for who is Zach growling on the ground?
I don't know what he's growling it? But yeah, I
still think it's I think that without getting into spoilers
over specific things, I think that you can safely say
that the whole thing. So all right, Well, is there
anything else that you want to add on to the

(01:20:38):
podcast or else? We can begin wrapping this ship up.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
Let's start wrapping it up. Well, make it Christmas in
this bitch, make.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
It Christmas in this bitch. I heard Christmas showing a
comb once a year anyway, So thank you guys so
much for joining us today. We really appreciate everybody that
came by. And if you guys have any suggestions on
or games that you think are some of the best
in the genre, let us know. And if you want
to let us know, you can catch us on all

(01:21:06):
sorts of things out there. You can catch us on
things like Twitter at IBLT podcast, Instagram, IBLT podcast YouTube,
it'd be like that podcast. And we're available on Twitch
dot tv, slash Charible Term podcast every other Saturday when
both of us are readily available. Of course, you can
find us and you know, follow us on all the

(01:21:27):
other podcasting platforms. And if you have any suggestions or
anything that you want us to talk about IBLT podcast
at gmail dot com. You can reach us there and
you can give us ideas and articles or whatever you
want us to talk about. Or if you want, you know,
Pat to do a food challenge live on the air here,

(01:21:48):
you actually have to go to his Twitch to do that.
But Patrick, if people want you to do those type
of things, where do they.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Go, Well, you go to twitch, you go to solos
Underscore six to four, and you know, I didn't forget
about your request. I just have back out to Medesto yet.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Where were you last weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
I was in Modesto.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
I just haven't been out to Modesto yet.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
But I got out after I streamed, went to a
birthday party, and then I went to do wrestling. So
by the time we got done.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
You couldn't have got the pizza on the way to wrestling.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
I probably could have, Honestly, I wasn't thinking about it.
Thanks for calling me out, Dick.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Any other things you want them to look at or follow.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
So before on YouTube? Oh yeah on YouTube? And Solo's
Underscore six to four on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Yeah. If you don't want him to redeem anything for you,
don't watch him.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Well, first of all, I don't mind doing the food reviews.
But then you think, oh, by the way, you have
to go on a journey to do it. This might
take a little bit longer.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
Than he's gonna send you on a walk to Mordor
so that you could go try sar On's Friday Golden Chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
Yeah, costs one golden ring. You have to find the
golden ring, walk with the trees, go on.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
This boring trip, then show up with this is what's
gonna happen. Josh's gonna go into your stream. He's gonna
use this channel points so that you have to do
Brohm's Bag of Burgers.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
Yeah, but then you guys would all meet me there too,
like you're gonna have a wizard on the trip. He's like,
you shall order.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Frods onion rings, bitch. I had those the other day
when I ordered Habit because I like their onion rings,
because their onion rings are hella crispy Habits Habit, Oh yeah,
because I.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Was talking were all talking about burger.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
We're talking about burgers, and then I almost ordered the
Tempora green beans, which are the best thing that they
have the menu. But then I was like, you know what,
I started talking myself up about the onion rings and
how good the onion rings are. I gotta have some
onion rings. And I tried their like Baja Desert Burger
or whatever they had, which was okay. And I didn't
even think about it because Crystal, because I ordered it

(01:24:07):
so late because she said that she ended up getting
McDonald's because you kept telling her you can get your burger.
You should go get your burger. But they had buy
one get one free for the habit, where I could
have ordered it on door dash and gotten her burger
and we could just split the cost of the one burger.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
Still could have done it, and I would have had
something when I got home.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
Well, yeah, she wouldn't have been able to finish the
double burger. She would give you the other half go home.
So make sure you watched Solo sixty four review on
Habits veggie burger. Oh, hey, have you done that one?

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
Yeah? He had head that's what he was talking about.
He redeemed points and didn't me do with veggie burger.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
That's a yes. In habit does have uny rings. The
habit is started in southern California and is primarily West Coast,
started in Santa Barbara. Actually, they have a really good
burger where you can put it on a sour dough bun.
Love Gate. Yeah, the good Taraoki steak sandwiches on.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
The Chibana brand.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
Yeah, Oh that's good. Yeah, They're they're good. They're they're
not as pricey as like a five guys, but they
are still a little more expensive than some of the other.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
What I should do is tell Crystal to when they
leave to stop at the Iguanas and get me that
giant ass burrito.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
The chinass burrito.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
Looked it up real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
The Iguanasas is it America?

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
It's down the street. They have one in San Jose
and they stand in Clara. Look up Iguana, Soakaria and
giant burrito. This is it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
This is the Burrito Zilla described it's a video.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Well, just put the turn the sound off so we
don't get monetized, and then put it on so people can.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
See there there is the Burrito Zilla.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Apparently it's fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
Fifty bucks for that cheese? Is christ?

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
What is that?

Speaker 5 (01:26:04):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
Four tortillas?

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
Get it?

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Something like that. Oh, he's he's gonna have you no
longer do the the modesto pizza instead, he's gonna have
you do the burrito Zilla. It's like a little baby
that is literally the size of a baby. The way
that he's holding it right there, you're gonna have You're
gonna have quadruplet brown babies when you finish.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
The right looking like Randy marsh and just off the toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
AnyWho does BB do you want a baby? Oh, Bibby.
That's because Bono is the biggest number two that everybody,
all right, And if you want to find my stuff,
you can check out tin or Score teen or score
podcast on Twitter, uh YouTube Tolbert for music and Terrible

(01:26:58):
Terror podcasts for other things. And I need to finish
some stuff up still because I haven't done it. Twitch
dot tv, slash Terrible Terrors where Monday, Sundays, Mondays and
Tuesday mon But I'm probably gonna jump on a couple
times during the week, I don't know when I'm home,
I'm here, or maybe do Mondays a little earlier. I
don't know. But I've really got nothing to do. If

(01:27:18):
I'm not going to be moderating Crystal Stream, then I'm
going to be doing something at least uh and out
there and then UH do the next Terrible Terror podcast.
So I released the one on Head of the Family.
Late got released on Thursday. I had a recorder on
Wednesday six video. It was softcore porn, this guy says,
a horror movie. It really is. I'm not kidding. When

(01:27:41):
you watch it, that would be up on like, you know,
freaking Skinamax when we were kids, and the Shan lead
should have been the main person there like Spider Babe
or no, because that's actual porn.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
That's still soft core because they don't really showed anything
going in and it's.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
No like like, what's it's Head of the Family, youto,
Head of the Family. It's the latest one. Literally there
are two characters of Loretta and Lance, and Loretta and
Lance every time they're talking, they're fucking, like they're either
talking about fucking or they actually are fucking and they're discussing.
Their conversation of whatever they're going to do is in
the middle of them fucking. And this is a horror
movie because it's the Head of the Family and the

(01:28:23):
head of the family is a giant fucking head on
a little ass body breed. And then they're no, it's
it's Modoc. Yeah, basically it's it's Modoc. And he has
three two brothers and a sister, but they're quadruplets and
they all have different powers. Where the one wheeler he
can hear and see like nobody else can. He has

(01:28:45):
like enhanced senses sight, and then Otis Otis is able
is a strong man. He may be dumb, but he's
stronger than one hundred men and stuff like that. And
then and then of course the head of the family
can control all of these people, like psychlically, they're all links.
When Otis beats up somebody, he can control the person
he wants to beat up. And then for Wheeler, he

(01:29:06):
can hear what he hears and sees what he sees
because he can't leave because he's just like a tiny
little body and a big head and a chair. And
then then there's Ernestina, which is the worst name for
a female character that I have ever heard in the world, right,
And according to the head of the family, Myron, well,
I don't have to explain to you what her powers are.

(01:29:27):
That's exactly what he says, because she's a whore. She
just does just seduce, seduce, that's what she does. And
it's really and I had to deposit the thing that
if she goes out there, and because they're psychically linked
to each other, right, they're cyclically linked to each other.
Does that mean that when if he sends her out

(01:29:50):
to like seduce somebody and sleep with somebody to gain advantage,
are they actually sleeping with Myron? Like does he feel
everything that's going on there? And wouldn't that be weird?
Why would you send your sister out to go do that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
I mean, that's the only way you can get off.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
I mean, you know, no, no, Ernestina like and I
was waiting to see if they also had a brother
or a neighbor and a female name and a vernina
or something like.

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
Slap slap her ass a little bit, and she's like, hey, brother,
don't be a pervert.

Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
Well it's funny because there's uh, there's an intro. If
you go on YouTube, you can watch the movie for free.
If you want to go watch on to YouTube, but
on YouTube you can watch the William Shatner introduced version
of the movie where he goes and he has this
little little thing that he does beforecause I guess for
a while he did like a William Shatner presents Full

(01:30:40):
Moon Movies. And so you can then see that. And
I included those two clips, the intro and outro in
the podcast that's there, Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
Show you this makes me think of it, so waiting
when he's like, you know, it's too bad that Lamia
is a venarial disease. That's that's a pleasant sending name. Chlamydia,
my daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
That is myron that that is the preferbial head of
looks like.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
A mutated version of uh dan akroyd in Oh and.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
Very not very bad thing? Is it very bad things?

Speaker 4 (01:31:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
Not very bad things? What's a that's a terrible movie?

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
Something something or no, I know the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
You're talking about. Yeah, it's a terrible movie he directed
and wrote. That's just ridiculous. And then this that's that's Ernestina.
And then you got where's where the hell's Wheeler? And
there's that's Wheeler stack Pool. But that's not really what
he looks like. They don't have it without his eyes.

(01:31:53):
But watch party time. You can watch it. Like I said,
it is available on YouTube if you really won't watch
all that stuff. That is nothing but trouble. That's the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
Dan ackroy played in it. Right away. He came up
a judge.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Yes. So anyway, we're trying to edit the rest of
the podcast so that one is up. It is done,
and then the next episode is gonna be on Killjoy,
which I've never seen, but that's like the second biggest
franchise that Full Moon has, which is like the clown
that they bring Speaking of clown horror movies, that this
one dude's and he lives in the ghetto and he's

(01:32:32):
been you know, bullied and threatened by gangsters and everything
like that, and he's summons a demonic clown to take
them out, but it turns out it's more than they
he asked for.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
Wasn't fun House? Wasn't those clowns in that one?

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
No, that's one of those movies where they do do
like a clown, but it's not really. It's more like
a mob crime thriller. It's such a disappointment. It's called
the Funhouse. There's one that I felt like it was
going to be about clowns and actual horror, and then
I watched it. It wasn't. Even though it's under horror,

(01:33:08):
it had nothing to do with horror.

Speaker 6 (01:33:09):
It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
Anylright, So is.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
There anything else you want to say the rest of
twitch land before we go at the moment? All right, Well,
bye guys out there in Twitch. We hope that you
guys have a wonderful day. And then for everybody else
out there in the stratosphere for podcasting, we appreciate you
guys listening, but come join us over there on Twitch

(01:33:34):
when we record live. Become a part of the pod.
If you're listening now, Twitch dot tv, slash iblt podcast
and if there is nothing else, because we both are
gonna get going and go leave.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
We need a movie from like Killer Clowns from outer
Space in this or something.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
We don't have anything like that, so anyway we're just gonna.

Speaker 6 (01:33:55):
Piece bitches, say.

Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
Sunderros in the distance signaling their cold, lying out on

(01:34:33):
John Dognas standing mighty and talk a group of heroes
their duty.

Speaker 6 (01:34:39):
It is true you two found the fore justice team.

Speaker 7 (01:34:43):
Thoughts will see where else he saw time team.

Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
A help a.

Speaker 5 (01:34:56):
Victory heat about all cry oh wait like a trust
in the wind, wad right or ties he futs into
action together with your kid, even.

Speaker 7 (01:35:08):
If the battle is long.

Speaker 5 (01:35:10):
We know that you will read you with the sad

(01:35:34):
bottom whiskey is his love.

Speaker 6 (01:35:38):
Will be sorry for noa ringen.

Speaker 5 (01:35:42):
A leaks a base you while the plane's over her
fly high just designs the battle. Plants will say excuse
me why when else.

Speaker 7 (01:35:52):
He's saws and your time draws it. He futs will
be right.

Speaker 5 (01:35:58):
Now a help of victory hit the battle cry glowing
in like a dust in a wind made a ride
or diety usn't.

Speaker 7 (01:36:09):
Till a shine together with your kid, even if the
bat is We know they will win.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
Meanwhile, Patrick shooting things, shouting what the fuck?

Speaker 5 (01:36:43):
Crystal and her burrittel streams give her the best of luck.

Speaker 6 (01:36:47):
Rick's already fucking here as he lets his control and fly.

Speaker 5 (01:36:52):
Ryan comes in saying I'm interested in man as his
battle don't cry hy httle sings lost and your time
draws near. Team for twelve here right now. A half
of victory hit the battle cry, knowing it like a

(01:37:15):
dusting the wind, ready to ride or tie.

Speaker 6 (01:37:18):
Team Fox into.

Speaker 5 (01:37:19):
Action together with your kid, even if the battle is long.

Speaker 7 (01:37:24):
We know they will win.

Speaker 5 (01:37:28):
When on sits lost, see fuss will be.

Speaker 6 (01:37:42):
A half of victory.

Speaker 5 (01:37:44):
Hit the battle cry, knowing I an dust in the wind,
way to ride or die. Team Fox into action together
with your kid, even if.

Speaker 7 (01:37:55):
The battle is long. We know they will win. Even
if the battle is long, we know that we will

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