April 22, 2025 • 25 mins
A quiz show parody filled with absurd answers and hilarious panelists who comically misunderstand basic questions. Its satire of intellectual game shows made it a fan favorite.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What happens when a racetrack gets flooded they pull the
plugs out? Hey the man eight dollars? What happens when
a wife makes bad coffee?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Her husband has grounds for divorce? Hey the man nine dollars?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Because it pays to be ignorant?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Really is the star of our show, mister Tom Hurse,
I know, and good evening quote.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
It's nine o'clock, which means it's time for that quiz
program that makes you wonder if education is necessary. We
have a quarterback, first, who are so dumb? And I
think a sponsor is a husband of a spinster. First firs,
we have the celebrated author mister High mcgaughton, who's judge.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Writen the book.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Entitled They were Married by Candlelight, but it only lasted
a week. But here he is here he is, mister
Harry mcdarton.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I have a poem, mister Howell, I am nice. It's
about a stalk.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
A stark. The stalk is one of.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
The mystics and inhabits a number of districts. It doesn't
yield plumes or sing any tunes, but it helps out
the vital statistics very likely.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I like that. I have more that never mind, that
was enough.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Next you have a woman who goes around looking up
manhole covers expecting to find a man. A woman who
reminds you of a switchboard when she walks. All lines
are busy. Here she is, Miss Lolo mcconnough.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I was shouting today, miss Howard. You are Yeah. I
went to a hardware store to buy some posts and pans.
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I said to the man, I see your pants are
cheaper than they were yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
He said, yep, you caught me with my pants down today. Next,
you have a man who was oh one's poppler.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Even a revolving door won't go around with him. A
man who, when he was three years old, his father
took him down to the corner saloon and asked the
bartender to put a head on him.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Here he is, mister George. Shush. You know I'm swalling
down the street to day. Mister Howard. I found a
half a dollar, or you found a half do As soon.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
As I picked up, some guy come up to me
and said, hey, that's my half a dollar.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
That's that's oh yeah, who are you? This is? My
name is on it? He said, what is your name,
he said, he the fim on his half. Do you
know I turned a half dollar open? Sure enough there
was his name for a sum I say, I tell
you lost a half dollar? No, I still, yeah, let's right,
I lost. Well you should have lost that. Gag nice?
(02:42):
Get all those those are they exports? Folks?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
So we could ride home with the first question, why
you're looking around and choosing your NAIs?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Next?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Here's the question, let's hear we get answered? How many
acres and a fifty acre farm?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Hard?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I don't want to ask you to repeat the question.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I thank you for that, but I'm a praying old boy.
I'll have to.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I see how lout of acres in the fifty acre farm?
Where is the problems the house? I don't know who
owns it. I don't know what kind of a farm
is it.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I don't know. That's when I like short, stupid answer.
Oh this is neither here nor there? No, well, where
is it? Somebody lose something? Yeah this is Mcgod lost
his head, But don't worry.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
He looks better without it, all right, mister Shellon, Your
uncle Webb put has a farm. During the beginning of
the summer, he bought a pigs for forty dollars last
week he should him.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
How much do you think he made on it?
Speaker 6 (03:32):
But what did he sell it?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Paul? It's spilt fan around the house. I was out
of the farm last weekend. I saw a bunch of
chicks just me.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Had always think wonderful, Miss McConnell, the way those little
chicks get out of the shelves.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's more wonderful how they get in them. When you
get back to.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
The question, how many acres in the fifty acre farm?
You say your uncle has a farm, mister Shelton, Yeah,
I was up there last week and one of them
is up there.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
He's send this mooking machine back to the people he
brought it from. He's not gonna use the milky machine anymore. No,
he decided to take things from his own hand. He
must be a jerk. Let's get on here. You know
you're speaking about palms.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I have a beautiful dog up on my palm, and
he's a left dog.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
What breed of dog is he?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
He's just saying, Bana, I say, Bernard a lofdog. Rather
I sit on his left all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Ah, the jewey never mind?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Listen, God, why don't you wrench yourself a potted seal.
I'd love to mister hand, when is yournissa all right?
When you get back to the question, how many aggres
a a at the acre par Mister mcnoth.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Ye, he said you used to live on a par
I certainly did, mister Hord. It belonged to my brother
in law, your brother law.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
The last time I was.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Up there, he told me he crossed the chicken to
the pettance. He crossed a chicken or with a parrot.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Yes, now when the chicken lays and eggsy hollers come
and get it.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Using. The only thing I didn't like about a farm
was getting up to worry. Everyone had to get up
early to do this. What's chores? I have a sharp deal.
What's yours? I'm sure that's worse when you get back
to the question.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
You know, I remember just thinking up on this farm,
we had a cow that always had the hiccups.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Well it couldn't you stop it? Well we didn't even try.
All the boys. See, every time it would hiccup, it
would shut its own butter.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You know, my ouper Webwood has a lot of cows.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
And he does all his own milking. He looks forty
cows a day.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
That's a lot of cows.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
You know when he shakes hands being out, he shakes
one finger at a time.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
What's a habit? Yes, well, me and my old man
had a farm.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
One we had four hundred chickens and they all ate eggs,
but one.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
What was the matter with that one?
Speaker 7 (05:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
He was the head man. He kept the book. He
kept the book. I said, and did you read about
the new.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Medicine they have for cows?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
No, listen mcnont I'm not infocent in any calm medicine.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
What kind of medicine? Listen mcnowant. Well, I'll tell you
to Shelton's a phone. The cow gets his tail cut off.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You see, you just rub some of this medicine on
the old stumping. In three weeks the cow has grown
another tail.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That's marley.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
What do you mean, it's marma, that's nothing at all.
My uncle Wentford has some stuff up on his pom.
If a cow cuts his tail off, your rubber it
on the old tail, and in two weeks the old
tail groves a new car.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
That I can say, there's a lot of ball if
I ever heard it. Mister start, will you come in here,
or rather Thomas play something while I ringe out a
few things. And now at this time we usually invite
against from our studio audience to take part in the program.
(06:42):
Haveing god such a person this evening, mister stt Oh,
we certainly have mister harrd a gentleman and his name
is mister Edward Doyle.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Well that's well, how do you do, mister Doyle. It's
nice to have you with us. How you're feeling to see?
Very well? Thank you. We're very glad to hear that.
Where you from? Would you care to tell us? Water?
Very Connecticut? Oh water, very Connecticut? All lost? What a
very connectic, what a very connectic. Well, put a claim
in my mouth and call me Chawner. I used to
(07:09):
waking that town. You did. You're in chery. No, I'm
just a baseball umpire on a chicken palm. You in
a baseball umpire on a chicken pom. I called the fowls.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
All right, we'll just stop it. I'm real sorry for
the interruptions, mister Doyle. I should want you pay no
attention to watch you here on this program. Tell me something.
How do you happen to be in New York? This
evening on a vacation. On a vacation, My goodness. All
are lot of twers lately seem to be going on vacations.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
They all come to New York. You know, New York
is getting to be a great vacation center. Are you?
Are you having a nice time? Very nice? Thank you?
Good you? You? You say you were from a Waterbury?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Waterbury.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
They make a lot of watches out there, doesn't they.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, I thought that was the watch city. Are you married,
mister Doyley? What do you say? He said he was married?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
He's married? Well that's flat all right. Any guys know
how the Dodgers made out? All right? Play anymore? You're
not interested because the gentleman is married? Are you? Is
your wife with you, mister Doyle? Yes, she is in
the audience. She's in the audience. Well, well we're glad
to have.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Her with us too, Je we are, mister Doyle.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yes, how do you do breathing? Greeting water?
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Billy?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Is you know?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Last week I was invited down with Land City to
judge a beauty content.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You were Did you take your wife with you?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Miss mcconddle You never take a hand sandwich to a
banquet stand?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Tell me, tell me, mister Doyle, how long you've been
how long you've been married? Forty years? Forty years? Well,
good for you.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
You don't look any the worse of forty years wearing
fair any family?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
No family, no family?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh, I see, well you didn't have much trouble from
that respect, then, did you all years?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Well?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I tell you the family is nice to have, but
they are really a lot of care and a lot
of worrimen. How long have you since you've been in
New York? Have you been here many times before?
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Or mostly every year?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Six times? Five or six times? None? You know the
town quite well?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yes? Why's your wife? Dude?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Is she hav any outside intrust her? Does she just
tend to the house. Well, that's a full part job,
I'm sure. Well it's been very nice to have.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
And you're with us here? Ye?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah. What's your first name, honey? Eddie? Ed Eddie Eddie?
Oh that's nice name? Is this Eddie? Edie's a charming gentleman.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Don't you think he's so dignified and nice and everything?
All right, go ahead, I like your you just tell
me taxicab?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yes, I'll pick you up. Yeah, but your back seat
leads uphole streamers.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
My, they try shut down, you'll fall off there and
then you'll never get your backcastle.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Keep stating it. Please. You have a hard enough time
getting you up there every night, miss McConnell, so don't
fall off before you go.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Me to do when you reach into the duns, Captain
mister Starkers holding and pick out a question for use
if you don't mind, And when you get one, would
you be good enough.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
To read it? Write into our microphone? Please? What kind
of seasoning is kept in a salt cellar? Thank you?
What kind of season there's? Kevin? A saw seller? Did
you say something about salt, mister Hard, Yes I did.
Did you know why I used to sell salt? Really?
I was a salt seller? Shape here when you please stop?
(10:45):
Please party guys cut out?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Will you at least try and let us try and
stay on the air? List series is over? Do you
do you saw that home, Miss McConnell.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Certainly I used saw everybody use the sauce. Only yesterday
I had you on the stone. What was your old
lady doing on the store step? A singing home on
the rain? Smarty okay, by miss maccon.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
You said you you saw, I know I did.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I'm not ashamed of it. I see I never need
to do HI in my life. I'm yeah, I certainly am. Okay,
I'm always in the way. Okay, I'm all right way,
I don't yeh, shut up. I only ask if you're
your talk, that's all cot. I use it all right here?
(11:36):
Your song? Yeah, why are you keeping it? I keep
it in the pantry.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I know you keep it in a panty, but don't
you keep it in a shaker or cellar.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Or talk seller? Certainly not, I said, he's not in
the sound.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Your pantry is not soun cellars, no place to keep slaw.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I see it's too damn all right, something I have
answered my pantry. Nobody asked your message. Nobody else.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
I mean, he said I had answer in my pen.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
You have sat in your bouchery to mister mcdond. Mister
shall let me ask you something? Alright, go ahead, but
I'm warning you I'm gonna use my own answers. I
expect that. Do you like tomato or I love tomatoes?
Speaker 5 (12:14):
I don't know if anything I like better than tomato, Okay,
unless it's more tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Do you like tomatoes, mister mcdarto, I should, oh, but
I made it.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Wait a minute, please, mister Shallon, when you're eating tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
What do you shake on them? Pepper? I love pepper
on my tomatoes. I see pepper. You know.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
We use pepper at our house, you know, but we
use it in the summer to catch flies.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
You use peer? Do you catch fly? What kind of pepper? Fly? Pepper? Oh,
I've been collagible to terrible.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Is not of mine, mister mcdonland. If you had another brain,
you'd have one. Mister Shallon, you said you shake pepper
on your tomato.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
That's right. Why do you use to shake the pepper
on the tomato? Who's with my hand? My right hand?
Speaker 5 (13:02):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
But what's in your right hand? The pepper? You mean
to take a handfu of pepper and throw it at
a tomato?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Well, you don't think I take a handful of tomatoes
and throw it at the.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Fat, Master shall.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Isn't this pepper in some sort of a dish or
a bottle or shorence in a shak or a pepper shaker.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Now now we're getting someplace now beside the pepper shaker
there's another little bottle.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
What's in that olive? Oil? Olive? You would say, olive?
What do you want me to say? Do you want
me to tell a lie? Now you want me to
point you myself? I wish your strangle yourself no future
in that all right, vinter Shalls. Isn't there any salt
on the type? Or sureman? I never use it never
you saw? No, I can't get it out of those
(13:52):
little holes in the top of the bottle. I see,
what do you call that little bottle? Which art have
I told you when I called my little bottle off
here way and Jerry left me to day. Let's forgetting
the whole dirty minutes to start with. Step in there
and give I guess twenty four dollars a.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Lady such for helping us out. And thank you mister
Door for being winning.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
And then I went with herr. Thank you mister Doyle.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Good luck to you sir, and to water vera connect.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
And now while we get away from the strain of
these terrible guys, let's sit back and listen to our townsmen.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Quartet. Why the single special arrangement out cool water all day.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Wate without the paste of water, cool water water old
and I crost spend drying so that cry for water
water cool long water water water.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
He moving damn, don't you listen to him?
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Damn?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
He's a devil lot of man and he spreads the
burning sand with water water dan.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
Can you see that big green free where the water urn.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Free and its wing them? Me and you long dance,
Peter salt is yannifore, just one gleen.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
More water.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Water like me?
Speaker 7 (15:37):
I guess you like to rest with no question for
water water cool water water water.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
He's a moving dan. Don't you listen to him? Then?
Speaker 7 (15:54):
He's a devil amount of man and he's pressing burning
sand with water water.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Did you see that big.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Green free where the waters running free and waiting for.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Me and you are water? Water water? Don't you list?
Speaker 7 (16:16):
He's a well water many spread of any side with wall.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
That was fine, allow, mister star. How about another day?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
We have a very charming lady, mister hard, I know
you'll be happy to meet her.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Her name is Missus George Sackett jor. Wow, that's very nice.
We're very glad to have you with us. Missus Sacket.
How are you this afternoon? Sleeping? Rather?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I'm a little late, don't mind me. How you feeling well?
We're very glad to hear that.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Where are you from? Would you try to tell New
Hyde Park, Long Island.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
New Hyde Park, Long Island, I did, Uh, you're not nervous,
high little don't be nervous. There's nothing to be nervous about.
We have the strapped in their chairs. You don't have
to be nervous. That's nothing to be nervous, not at all.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
We just sped them, so there's nothing to be nervous
about them.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
You're come over here and sit by me.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Missus please, mister McNaughton, tell me something makes the mcdad
What when did you first start liking every girl?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You see? When I found out they went, I.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Don't let them upset you, miss h What is it?
Oh sacket, missus sacket? I see, oh, missus Sackett. Unfortunately
is see, I'm not making a young lady junior.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I see, thank you? You know the lovely last reminds
me of a little bit. Oh yeah, took to dinner.
After dinner, I took the theater. After the dinner, I
took him to the shark club. Uh huh. And after
the short club, I called a taxi cabin. I took
her home. You sai good night? No, I thought I
did enough for her. Yeah, you very good. Tell me,
(18:12):
missus Sager, what do you work at? Or do you
work or or just stay home? What do I'm a homemaker?
You're homemaker or a homemaker? A housewife?
Speaker 6 (18:22):
That's nice?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I mean you build them? No, please, mister, she's a housewive.
To make it marks? Are you married? And none? You
are married? Missus? I I thought she was married. You see,
I think you thought she was married? Looked worried. H
I thought she looked worried. Oh is that what makes
you think she was married? Because she look Please?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Don't figure everybody like yourself. There's lots of people have
a very very happy married life. They're not always fighting
with her old man like you are. Oh everybody got
an old man like all.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Well, let's get on here. Why are you going to
get byed, mister Sheldon? Oh, I've got lots of time.
Women are a diamond? Doesn't women are a diamond? Who?
When I've been buying jellybean? Will you will you both?
Will you pold no stuff interrupting?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I might ask you another thing, missus Sackett. Have you
heard the program before?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yes, I have, Or you're listening to a down home
that's well. You have a lot of courage, I must say.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Speaking speaking about dates, mister Hard, I had a blind
date the other night.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Want to go? You want that go? She had three teeth.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Missing, boone spot on the back of her head with
a mister yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Do you know, mister Hard In spite of all that,
she didn't appeal.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
To me a not terrible I'm not going to give
you being bored any longer, missus Sackett.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
But before you go, i'd love to have you reached
into the captain, mister Stark has and figure out.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
A question for us.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
When you get the question, would you kindly read it
right into our microphone?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Flee? Where in Massachusetts was the Boston tea party?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Did you hear the question?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Where in Massachusetts was the Boston tea party?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Who's giving the party?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Mister Howe, mister mccartt, you're an idiot, mister Howard.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I don't think you know what you're saying. You're not
only an idiot, you're a number. So now you're talking
all right, that's McConnell. Do you know anything about the
Boston tea party she brought the lemons he brought.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Do you know anything about the Boston tea party, Miss maccott, No,
mister Howard, I wasn't invited.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
You wasn't invited, I see. And I'll never go to
parties unless I'm invited. All right, thanks, that's nothing about me.
I know my plate. Okay, I know just what's all right?
She should have stayed in her plate.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
Let's get on, Harry.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
You know where in Massachusetts was the Boston depart sure?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
I know?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Well why did you say so?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
You me?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
What about town? Is a spring plant? Spring see you?
Or arrive at Springfield? Did get on the train at
Grand Central? Chatanna mholloy? Alright, that is another way. I
don't want to hear the other way. That's just yelling.
Why must you act like a moron? Who's acting? Who's acting?
(21:17):
Let's get back to the question. It's about a city
in Massachusetts, you know, mister Howard. Is a town in
Massachusetts named after you? Town in Massachusetts named after me?
What's the name of it? Marblehead?
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Marble that was what miscona that I'm glad let us
with the old buzzard in each place.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah, there's a town in Maine.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Named after you, Miss McConnell's.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
A town in Maine named after miss mcconnells.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
That's right, What is it? Moosehead? And let's get fact.
Where in Massachusetts was the Boston Tea Party? I love tea.
I should enjoy my com of tee. Well, you don't
have to keep carrying the bags under your eyes all
the time. A peace party got a long island. Last
week we drank out of doors.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
You drink tea out of door In England, they drinking
out of a cup of sheep.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Will you join me in a cup of tea? Mister?
Join you in a cup of tea? Do you think
we'll have room? I mean, besides, I don't like tea?
Why don't you like tea?
Speaker 6 (22:19):
Your tea bags get stuck in my throat?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
What what are you log on? My marblehead? Marble last
get on with a question. You know I have a
nice dress. I wear teas to tease. Who never mind?
Why don't we get the party? I canned the last
time I was England, I was in England. I was
(22:47):
a bucking had talent. You were a Buckingham power.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Oh oh, what a ritzy affair. When Lord bred would arrived,
the paid said, your lordship, what Lady Kentworth entered? The
paige said, your ladyship.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
The paige say when you we your battleship with a
frill and answer the questions. Ask the question, plead before
I get the tantrum? What does he mean? Cancelm tantamus.
That's a bicycle for two people. Now that's tandom.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Oh no, no, I make the difference to how the
tandem is when people talk about nothing in particular.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
No, that's random, talking at random? What are you talking about?
Random is what kidnapp is asked for. That's ransom.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
No, no, no, A ransom is what people ride in
through Central Power.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Please, miss mcdartn. That's handsome, an old.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Fashioned vehicle with wrong skinny shafts, bulky shape and a
broad sleet in the back.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Now we're vect to miss mcumbley.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Oh often that.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Your missus dark with a step in here and give
our job. Means there's twenty five dollars and twenty does
for helping us out, and thank you. I'm missing I'll
go back one black.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
It face to be ignorant is great Hey, that's ride
old Wait, hold and hold it, hold it.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
What is this? Why this is the United States Armed
Forces Radio Service
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Allow an act
What happens when a racetrack gets flooded they pull the
plugs out? Hey the man eight dollars? What happens when
a wife makes bad coffee?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Her husband has grounds for divorce? Hey the man nine dollars?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Because it pays to be ignorant?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Really is the star of our show, mister Tom Hurse,
I know, and good evening quote.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
It's nine o'clock, which means it's time for that quiz
program that makes you wonder if education is necessary. We
have a quarterback, first, who are so dumb? And I
think a sponsor is a husband of a spinster. First firs,
we have the celebrated author mister High mcgaughton, who's judge.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Writen the book.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Entitled They were Married by Candlelight, but it only lasted
a week. But here he is here he is, mister
Harry mcdarton.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I have a poem, mister Howell, I am nice. It's
about a stalk.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
A stark. The stalk is one of.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
The mystics and inhabits a number of districts. It doesn't
yield plumes or sing any tunes, but it helps out
the vital statistics very likely.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I like that. I have more that never mind, that
was enough.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Next you have a woman who goes around looking up
manhole covers expecting to find a man. A woman who
reminds you of a switchboard when she walks. All lines
are busy. Here she is, Miss Lolo mcconnough.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I was shouting today, miss Howard. You are Yeah. I
went to a hardware store to buy some posts and pans.
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I said to the man, I see your pants are
cheaper than they were yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
He said, yep, you caught me with my pants down today. Next,
you have a man who was oh one's poppler.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Even a revolving door won't go around with him. A
man who, when he was three years old, his father
took him down to the corner saloon and asked the
bartender to put a head on him.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Here he is, mister George. Shush. You know I'm swalling
down the street to day. Mister Howard. I found a
half a dollar, or you found a half do As soon.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
As I picked up, some guy come up to me
and said, hey, that's my half a dollar.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
That's that's oh yeah, who are you? This is? My
name is on it? He said, what is your name,
he said, he the fim on his half. Do you
know I turned a half dollar open? Sure enough there
was his name for a sum I say, I tell
you lost a half dollar? No, I still, yeah, let's right,
I lost. Well you should have lost that. Gag nice?
(02:42):
Get all those those are they exports? Folks?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
So we could ride home with the first question, why
you're looking around and choosing your NAIs?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Next?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Here's the question, let's hear we get answered? How many
acres and a fifty acre farm?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Hard?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I don't want to ask you to repeat the question.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I thank you for that, but I'm a praying old boy.
I'll have to.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I see how lout of acres in the fifty acre farm?
Where is the problems the house? I don't know who
owns it. I don't know what kind of a farm
is it.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I don't know. That's when I like short, stupid answer.
Oh this is neither here nor there? No, well, where
is it? Somebody lose something? Yeah this is Mcgod lost
his head, But don't worry.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
He looks better without it, all right, mister Shellon, Your
uncle Webb put has a farm. During the beginning of
the summer, he bought a pigs for forty dollars last
week he should him.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
How much do you think he made on it?
Speaker 6 (03:32):
But what did he sell it?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Paul? It's spilt fan around the house. I was out
of the farm last weekend. I saw a bunch of
chicks just me.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Had always think wonderful, Miss McConnell, the way those little
chicks get out of the shelves.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's more wonderful how they get in them. When you
get back to.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
The question, how many acres in the fifty acre farm?
You say your uncle has a farm, mister Shelton, Yeah,
I was up there last week and one of them
is up there.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
He's send this mooking machine back to the people he
brought it from. He's not gonna use the milky machine anymore. No,
he decided to take things from his own hand. He
must be a jerk. Let's get on here. You know
you're speaking about palms.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I have a beautiful dog up on my palm, and
he's a left dog.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
What breed of dog is he?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
He's just saying, Bana, I say, Bernard a lofdog. Rather
I sit on his left all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Ah, the jewey never mind?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Listen, God, why don't you wrench yourself a potted seal.
I'd love to mister hand, when is yournissa all right?
When you get back to the question, how many aggres
a a at the acre par Mister mcnoth.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Ye, he said you used to live on a par
I certainly did, mister Hord. It belonged to my brother
in law, your brother law.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
The last time I was.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Up there, he told me he crossed the chicken to
the pettance. He crossed a chicken or with a parrot.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Yes, now when the chicken lays and eggsy hollers come
and get it.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Using. The only thing I didn't like about a farm
was getting up to worry. Everyone had to get up
early to do this. What's chores? I have a sharp deal.
What's yours? I'm sure that's worse when you get back
to the question.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
You know, I remember just thinking up on this farm,
we had a cow that always had the hiccups.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Well it couldn't you stop it? Well we didn't even try.
All the boys. See, every time it would hiccup, it
would shut its own butter.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You know, my ouper Webwood has a lot of cows.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
And he does all his own milking. He looks forty
cows a day.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
That's a lot of cows.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
You know when he shakes hands being out, he shakes
one finger at a time.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
What's a habit? Yes, well, me and my old man
had a farm.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
One we had four hundred chickens and they all ate eggs,
but one.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
What was the matter with that one?
Speaker 7 (05:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
He was the head man. He kept the book. He
kept the book. I said, and did you read about
the new.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Medicine they have for cows?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
No, listen mcnont I'm not infocent in any calm medicine.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
What kind of medicine? Listen mcnowant. Well, I'll tell you
to Shelton's a phone. The cow gets his tail cut off.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You see, you just rub some of this medicine on
the old stumping. In three weeks the cow has grown
another tail.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That's marley.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
What do you mean, it's marma, that's nothing at all.
My uncle Wentford has some stuff up on his pom.
If a cow cuts his tail off, your rubber it
on the old tail, and in two weeks the old
tail groves a new car.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
That I can say, there's a lot of ball if
I ever heard it. Mister start, will you come in here,
or rather Thomas play something while I ringe out a
few things. And now at this time we usually invite
against from our studio audience to take part in the program.
(06:42):
Haveing god such a person this evening, mister stt Oh,
we certainly have mister harrd a gentleman and his name
is mister Edward Doyle.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Well that's well, how do you do, mister Doyle. It's
nice to have you with us. How you're feeling to see?
Very well? Thank you. We're very glad to hear that.
Where you from? Would you care to tell us? Water?
Very Connecticut? Oh water, very Connecticut? All lost? What a
very connectic, what a very connectic. Well, put a claim
in my mouth and call me Chawner. I used to
(07:09):
waking that town. You did. You're in chery. No, I'm
just a baseball umpire on a chicken palm. You in
a baseball umpire on a chicken pom. I called the fowls.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
All right, we'll just stop it. I'm real sorry for
the interruptions, mister Doyle. I should want you pay no
attention to watch you here on this program. Tell me something.
How do you happen to be in New York? This
evening on a vacation. On a vacation, My goodness. All
are lot of twers lately seem to be going on vacations.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
They all come to New York. You know, New York
is getting to be a great vacation center. Are you?
Are you having a nice time? Very nice? Thank you?
Good you? You? You say you were from a Waterbury?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Waterbury.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
They make a lot of watches out there, doesn't they.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, I thought that was the watch city. Are you married,
mister Doyley? What do you say? He said he was married?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
He's married? Well that's flat all right. Any guys know
how the Dodgers made out? All right? Play anymore? You're
not interested because the gentleman is married? Are you? Is
your wife with you, mister Doyle? Yes, she is in
the audience. She's in the audience. Well, well we're glad
to have.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Her with us too, Je we are, mister Doyle.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yes, how do you do breathing? Greeting water?
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Billy?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Is you know?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Last week I was invited down with Land City to
judge a beauty content.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You were Did you take your wife with you?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Miss mcconddle You never take a hand sandwich to a
banquet stand?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Tell me, tell me, mister Doyle, how long you've been
how long you've been married? Forty years? Forty years? Well,
good for you.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
You don't look any the worse of forty years wearing
fair any family?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
No family, no family?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh, I see, well you didn't have much trouble from
that respect, then, did you all years?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Well?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I tell you the family is nice to have, but
they are really a lot of care and a lot
of worrimen. How long have you since you've been in
New York? Have you been here many times before?
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Or mostly every year?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Six times? Five or six times? None? You know the
town quite well?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yes? Why's your wife? Dude?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Is she hav any outside intrust her? Does she just
tend to the house. Well, that's a full part job,
I'm sure. Well it's been very nice to have.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
And you're with us here? Ye?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah. What's your first name, honey? Eddie? Ed Eddie Eddie?
Oh that's nice name? Is this Eddie? Edie's a charming gentleman.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Don't you think he's so dignified and nice and everything?
All right, go ahead, I like your you just tell
me taxicab?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yes, I'll pick you up. Yeah, but your back seat
leads uphole streamers.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
My, they try shut down, you'll fall off there and
then you'll never get your backcastle.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Keep stating it. Please. You have a hard enough time
getting you up there every night, miss McConnell, so don't
fall off before you go.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Me to do when you reach into the duns, Captain
mister Starkers holding and pick out a question for use
if you don't mind, And when you get one, would
you be good enough.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
To read it? Write into our microphone? Please? What kind
of seasoning is kept in a salt cellar? Thank you?
What kind of season there's? Kevin? A saw seller? Did
you say something about salt, mister Hard, Yes I did.
Did you know why I used to sell salt? Really?
I was a salt seller? Shape here when you please stop?
(10:45):
Please party guys cut out?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Will you at least try and let us try and
stay on the air? List series is over? Do you
do you saw that home, Miss McConnell.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Certainly I used saw everybody use the sauce. Only yesterday
I had you on the stone. What was your old
lady doing on the store step? A singing home on
the rain? Smarty okay, by miss maccon.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
You said you you saw, I know I did.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I'm not ashamed of it. I see I never need
to do HI in my life. I'm yeah, I certainly am. Okay,
I'm always in the way. Okay, I'm all right way,
I don't yeh, shut up. I only ask if you're
your talk, that's all cot. I use it all right here?
(11:36):
Your song? Yeah, why are you keeping it? I keep
it in the pantry.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I know you keep it in a panty, but don't
you keep it in a shaker or cellar.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Or talk seller? Certainly not, I said, he's not in
the sound.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Your pantry is not soun cellars, no place to keep slaw.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I see it's too damn all right, something I have
answered my pantry. Nobody asked your message. Nobody else.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
I mean, he said I had answer in my pen.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
You have sat in your bouchery to mister mcdond. Mister
shall let me ask you something? Alright, go ahead, but
I'm warning you I'm gonna use my own answers. I
expect that. Do you like tomato or I love tomatoes?
Speaker 5 (12:14):
I don't know if anything I like better than tomato, Okay,
unless it's more tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Do you like tomatoes, mister mcdarto, I should, oh, but
I made it.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Wait a minute, please, mister Shallon, when you're eating tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
What do you shake on them? Pepper? I love pepper
on my tomatoes. I see pepper. You know.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
We use pepper at our house, you know, but we
use it in the summer to catch flies.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
You use peer? Do you catch fly? What kind of pepper? Fly? Pepper? Oh,
I've been collagible to terrible.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Is not of mine, mister mcdonland. If you had another brain,
you'd have one. Mister Shallon, you said you shake pepper
on your tomato.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
That's right. Why do you use to shake the pepper
on the tomato? Who's with my hand? My right hand?
Speaker 5 (13:02):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
But what's in your right hand? The pepper? You mean
to take a handfu of pepper and throw it at
a tomato?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Well, you don't think I take a handful of tomatoes
and throw it at the.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Fat, Master shall.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Isn't this pepper in some sort of a dish or
a bottle or shorence in a shak or a pepper shaker.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Now now we're getting someplace now beside the pepper shaker
there's another little bottle.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
What's in that olive? Oil? Olive? You would say, olive?
What do you want me to say? Do you want
me to tell a lie? Now you want me to
point you myself? I wish your strangle yourself no future
in that all right, vinter Shalls. Isn't there any salt
on the type? Or sureman? I never use it never
you saw? No, I can't get it out of those
(13:52):
little holes in the top of the bottle. I see,
what do you call that little bottle? Which art have
I told you when I called my little bottle off
here way and Jerry left me to day. Let's forgetting
the whole dirty minutes to start with. Step in there
and give I guess twenty four dollars a.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Lady such for helping us out. And thank you mister
Door for being winning.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
And then I went with herr. Thank you mister Doyle.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Good luck to you sir, and to water vera connect.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
And now while we get away from the strain of
these terrible guys, let's sit back and listen to our townsmen.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Quartet. Why the single special arrangement out cool water all day.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Wate without the paste of water, cool water water old
and I crost spend drying so that cry for water
water cool long water water water.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
He moving damn, don't you listen to him?
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Damn?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
He's a devil lot of man and he spreads the
burning sand with water water dan.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
Can you see that big green free where the water urn.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Free and its wing them? Me and you long dance,
Peter salt is yannifore, just one gleen.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
More water.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Water like me?
Speaker 7 (15:37):
I guess you like to rest with no question for
water water cool water water water.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
He's a moving dan. Don't you listen to him? Then?
Speaker 7 (15:54):
He's a devil amount of man and he's pressing burning
sand with water water.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Did you see that big.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Green free where the waters running free and waiting for.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Me and you are water? Water water? Don't you list?
Speaker 7 (16:16):
He's a well water many spread of any side with wall.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
That was fine, allow, mister star. How about another day?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
We have a very charming lady, mister hard, I know
you'll be happy to meet her.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Her name is Missus George Sackett jor. Wow, that's very nice.
We're very glad to have you with us. Missus Sacket.
How are you this afternoon? Sleeping? Rather?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I'm a little late, don't mind me. How you feeling well?
We're very glad to hear that.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Where are you from? Would you try to tell New
Hyde Park, Long Island.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
New Hyde Park, Long Island, I did, Uh, you're not nervous,
high little don't be nervous. There's nothing to be nervous about.
We have the strapped in their chairs. You don't have
to be nervous. That's nothing to be nervous, not at all.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
We just sped them, so there's nothing to be nervous
about them.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
You're come over here and sit by me.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Missus please, mister McNaughton, tell me something makes the mcdad
What when did you first start liking every girl?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You see? When I found out they went, I.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Don't let them upset you, miss h What is it?
Oh sacket, missus sacket? I see, oh, missus Sackett. Unfortunately
is see, I'm not making a young lady junior.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I see, thank you? You know the lovely last reminds
me of a little bit. Oh yeah, took to dinner.
After dinner, I took the theater. After the dinner, I
took him to the shark club. Uh huh. And after
the short club, I called a taxi cabin. I took
her home. You sai good night? No, I thought I
did enough for her. Yeah, you very good. Tell me,
(18:12):
missus Sager, what do you work at? Or do you
work or or just stay home? What do I'm a homemaker?
You're homemaker or a homemaker? A housewife?
Speaker 6 (18:22):
That's nice?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I mean you build them? No, please, mister, she's a housewive.
To make it marks? Are you married? And none? You
are married? Missus? I I thought she was married. You see,
I think you thought she was married? Looked worried. H
I thought she looked worried. Oh is that what makes
you think she was married? Because she look Please?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Don't figure everybody like yourself. There's lots of people have
a very very happy married life. They're not always fighting
with her old man like you are. Oh everybody got
an old man like all.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Well, let's get on here. Why are you going to
get byed, mister Sheldon? Oh, I've got lots of time.
Women are a diamond? Doesn't women are a diamond? Who?
When I've been buying jellybean? Will you will you both?
Will you pold no stuff interrupting?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I might ask you another thing, missus Sackett. Have you
heard the program before?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yes, I have, Or you're listening to a down home
that's well. You have a lot of courage, I must say.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Speaking speaking about dates, mister Hard, I had a blind
date the other night.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Want to go? You want that go? She had three teeth.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Missing, boone spot on the back of her head with
a mister yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Do you know, mister Hard In spite of all that,
she didn't appeal.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
To me a not terrible I'm not going to give
you being bored any longer, missus Sackett.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
But before you go, i'd love to have you reached
into the captain, mister Stark has and figure out.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
A question for us.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
When you get the question, would you kindly read it
right into our microphone?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Flee? Where in Massachusetts was the Boston tea party?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Did you hear the question?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Where in Massachusetts was the Boston tea party?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Who's giving the party?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Mister Howe, mister mccartt, you're an idiot, mister Howard.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I don't think you know what you're saying. You're not
only an idiot, you're a number. So now you're talking
all right, that's McConnell. Do you know anything about the
Boston tea party she brought the lemons he brought.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Do you know anything about the Boston tea party, Miss maccott, No,
mister Howard, I wasn't invited.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
You wasn't invited, I see. And I'll never go to
parties unless I'm invited. All right, thanks, that's nothing about me.
I know my plate. Okay, I know just what's all right?
She should have stayed in her plate.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
Let's get on, Harry.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
You know where in Massachusetts was the Boston depart sure?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
I know?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Well why did you say so?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
You me?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
What about town? Is a spring plant? Spring see you?
Or arrive at Springfield? Did get on the train at
Grand Central? Chatanna mholloy? Alright, that is another way. I
don't want to hear the other way. That's just yelling.
Why must you act like a moron? Who's acting? Who's acting?
(21:17):
Let's get back to the question. It's about a city
in Massachusetts, you know, mister Howard. Is a town in
Massachusetts named after you? Town in Massachusetts named after me?
What's the name of it? Marblehead?
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Marble that was what miscona that I'm glad let us
with the old buzzard in each place.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah, there's a town in Maine.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Named after you, Miss McConnell's.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
A town in Maine named after miss mcconnells.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
That's right, What is it? Moosehead? And let's get fact.
Where in Massachusetts was the Boston Tea Party? I love tea.
I should enjoy my com of tee. Well, you don't
have to keep carrying the bags under your eyes all
the time. A peace party got a long island. Last
week we drank out of doors.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
You drink tea out of door In England, they drinking
out of a cup of sheep.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Will you join me in a cup of tea? Mister?
Join you in a cup of tea? Do you think
we'll have room? I mean, besides, I don't like tea?
Why don't you like tea?
Speaker 6 (22:19):
Your tea bags get stuck in my throat?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
What what are you log on? My marblehead? Marble last
get on with a question. You know I have a
nice dress. I wear teas to tease. Who never mind?
Why don't we get the party? I canned the last
time I was England, I was in England. I was
(22:47):
a bucking had talent. You were a Buckingham power.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Oh oh, what a ritzy affair. When Lord bred would arrived,
the paid said, your lordship, what Lady Kentworth entered? The
paige said, your ladyship.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
The paige say when you we your battleship with a
frill and answer the questions. Ask the question, plead before
I get the tantrum? What does he mean? Cancelm tantamus.
That's a bicycle for two people. Now that's tandom.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Oh no, no, I make the difference to how the
tandem is when people talk about nothing in particular.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
No, that's random, talking at random? What are you talking about?
Random is what kidnapp is asked for. That's ransom.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
No, no, no, A ransom is what people ride in
through Central Power.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Please, miss mcdartn. That's handsome, an old.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Fashioned vehicle with wrong skinny shafts, bulky shape and a
broad sleet in the back.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Now we're vect to miss mcumbley.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Oh often that.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Your missus dark with a step in here and give
our job. Means there's twenty five dollars and twenty does
for helping us out, and thank you. I'm missing I'll
go back one black.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
It face to be ignorant is great Hey, that's ride
old Wait, hold and hold it, hold it.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
What is this? Why this is the United States Armed
Forces Radio Service
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Allow an act
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