April 22, 2025 • 28 mins
A quiz show parody filled with absurd answers and hilarious panelists who comically misunderstand basic questions. Its satire of intellectual game shows made it a fan favorite.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Where do the bugs go in the winter time?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Search me?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Search me?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Thanks?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Pay that man eight dollars.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
If I had ten dollars and I took half of it,
what would I have a fractured scroll?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Thank you? Play that had nine dollars.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Because it pays.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
To be ignorant.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
As living proof to aard youth service men and women
listening in over there, that it does pay to be ignorant.
Here's another half hour with radio's biggest collection of Zany's
the incomparable with George Sheldon, Lola McConnell, and Harry McNaughton,
our doctor of music, Nat Novic, and the man who
sticks his neck out every week at this time, our
moderator Tom Howard.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Thank you, Kenno.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I said, what do you mean, ladies and gentlemen, Well
here we are coming at you again with another session
of a paste theater, a quince program that has become
a household words not permitted.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
To tell you the word.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
We have a quarterback first who cannot change her mind
because they have no trade in value poys. We have
to celebrate.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Awesome mister har mcdaddon, who has just hit the.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Book and title The Tree of Knowledge, or don't be
fooled by pretty limbs. But here he is had him igno,
thank you. I have a poem, mister haw Yeah, a
poem is she wore hers fucking he did inside out
all through the summer heat, because he cooled her off
to turn.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
The hose upon her feet. Nice.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
We have a woman.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
We have a woman who was told dumb she wanted
her pickby garden with whiskey so she could get stoned tomatoes.
I call her my melancholie baby because she's got a
head like a melon, a paste like a collie.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And one tooth like a baby.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
He is a pool McConnell.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You know this, halock.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
We almost had a fire at our house last night.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
What happened? My old man was smoking in bed? Why
was he smoking in bed? The also was reading Forever Amber.
I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Why was he smoking?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Never mind, it was probably that were spoking. Now let's
get on here, as we have a man who can
always find a flat by.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Just use his head. A man who's all his friends call.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Him counselitis because he's a pain in the next mister
George Shall George Q.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Sheolting.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
If you don't mind mister Howard George Hugh Shelting.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
But is the que par quick quit? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
When I was born, my father looked at me. He
thik to my mother, let's call it quit.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I got it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Now that you met the extquest, we'll tackle the first question,
and to show you what an optimist I am, I'll
hope for an answer. Yes, here is a question. What
profession does a doctor of dentistry practice?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Did you say doctor of dentistry? That's right?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Oh, I just wanted to make sure you weren't pulling something. Honest,
I'm bullying famous hand. Would the question have tregled you
with the chief correct? Mister Sheldon? Now what profession does
a doctor of dentistry practice?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I am a gatocraze.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
No windows in his golfice, no windows in his golfice.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
He's a painless he's a pain then you know?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
You know my uncle was the dentist up in for
months and he.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Went over to England.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Depective. He went to England to practice.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
He's a yankes Oxford. Thinking about teeth, some people think
I have buck teeth?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, do you think I have buck teeth?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You have weight?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Oh, your face is just waked back too far? Some
me something, Miss McCall, if you had trouble with your teeth,
what would you do? I quit worry good quick way.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
But I did you know it's hot?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I had two teeth pool the other day.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
It didn't hurt a bit. Did you get there?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
No? But I had my oil, Chiaden, you had your See.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
My landlady's been complaining of a toothache for over a
week now. I can't in a stater.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
No you Why can't you understand?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You can't got any teeth? I always I always carry
an extra set of teeth in my pocket, kerry extra
set of teeth. But for well, I'm teaching him to
snap a pickpocket. You know, I think my old man
brushes his teeth with gunpowder, rushes the steets of gunpowder.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
What makes you think so he's always shooting off his mouth?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Get back to the question. A propasion as a doctor
of dentistry.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Practice, that's my god. Let me ask you something. Do
you use toothpaste?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
But how why should I use toothpaste?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
My key PM loose my taste?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I'm what.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I'm sure, Harris. Well, here's the next question.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
My famous city is the University of Pittsburgh located in.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Is that clear?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I've been in Pittsburgh's house.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, been walking clear, I rising Fair.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
And I went to Kansas City.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I just love Pittsburgh. Oh, you love any place, whether
as a man?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Is that dad? Or right?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
What plainest city is the University of Pittsburgh, Lokayada. We
met to Howd tevinis is a city named after the university?
Or was the university named after the city, Lester mcnott,
And that is irrelevant?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
It's irrelevant, you know what? Irrelevant to me?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Rather yes, and irrelevant.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Never forget. I'm very naught to tell.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Me to Howd.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
What is the university?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
It's a college.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
You're a school.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh year the time your school, lay your mind.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
That's the call.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
If you were a man, I'd slap your plane. If
you were a man, listen, you're lett. I remember when
I went to school.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
My teacher used asked me to stay after school every day.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah what happened? Fact. No, I'm of your business.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
You lead your life and I'll leave.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Myne of You know, when I went to school, I
always had two a's.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
On my report carbs.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
You always had two a's on your required car that's right.
One in the head of air and one in mc norton,
one in.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Happy, very clever, very clever, mister mcnoth.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh, thank you. It's the pleasure. Sa I got a
nest you and he lives in a drummedary. He lives
in rock and drama.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Edarry is a very odd looking animal, big teeth, large speed,
two humps on its back, goes for weeks without water.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, my own man is the dramady.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Why is your old man got two hunks on his back?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
No, but he goes for weeks time water.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
The question is my famous They is University of Pittsburgh
located in.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Oh I don't like that question.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
He's a new eye. Here's a new eye.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I'm movement. We strike it from the agenda.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Why are that why?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I'm not taking it off the agenda? You're not okay?
Where are you going?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I'm walking out? Come on, golligates your landlady alone, more room,
ran a, you're a lawn more rather, what is an agenda? Oh, mister,
don't you know what an agenda is? It's the passage
in music, you know, it's sort of a but he
goes like, Yeah, I thought you'd like it.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
That's not an agenda. That's the cadenza. What are you
talking about? A tredenza? That's milk?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
No, what do your means? Come down to this?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
What up? My landlady?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Take to me this morning rundown and give me a
can of kena.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Mill don.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Great?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Lets it done?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Maybe we got a new ugan.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Let me go down, But no, not in my shoes.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
So I got sigh, Yeah, I'm a black.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Let want to book me and my wife by Nolly was.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
She was the priest ride.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Dolly had never seen.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
One day a.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Throw some stranger of him all.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Show, Oh.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
How did it get?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
In?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Another white Tonight Ray Paul Schires bring you back to
(11:35):
the days of nursery rhymes. They would like you to
hear their new arrangement of Old King Cole.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Old King Cole was the Mario. So he calls Pypony
Colfer's bowl and he calls in the street.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Little happy man was walking.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Caught away bull. He calls fin the se He said,
then you compare those things for me. Literally when the.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Story isn't done.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
They music very sweet, think that is very hot. The
king he told him when the star he told him
when to stop.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
This music cannot be.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
For me.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
He got mad when they played bad for Cerebel Silas Free.
He said, that's bad.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I'm mad.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Your bath go away from me. Kingie Man, make a hole.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
The guy that worries me.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
He shot his gun, and the good or gun, the
shot of Fenn, the sree. He went to Gell, went
the big and there were no Now the King and
the Mario plan, the Mario Sol. He got his pipe,
(13:10):
got his bling, got you.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Tell bitterly?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
The happy King?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Oh, my hope, my god, aymon, how can we get
back to the business on hand?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Are we contested?
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Yes, we happened out. Now our first guest this evening
is coming to the microphone.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Now his name is mister Edward Keane.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh that's fine, don god even mister King. Did you say, King?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Oh, I see you're not the treasure of ross persons
by any means. I want to get that straight.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
How do you feel this evening?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Sir? Hot?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Very hot, very warm?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yes, you said something, mister King looks sharp. I think
never mind the.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Part where where is your hometown? It's the key? Would
you care to tell us?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Richfield Park, New Jersey?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Rinchfield Park, New Jersey, oh yeah, where's a real fire
that's over mere Tenafly, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Our singer, our baritone hair that sings our theme song.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
He comes from Tenafly, Yes, he Taksmere.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Parks Ritch thee official will put a stone in my
shoe and call me hop alone.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Cassidy where in that tone?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I was a magician in a sweater star. You have
you are?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You were a magician in a sweater stall.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I used to pull the wool the people's eyes. They
know that's like you say, they know.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I just told me of throwing that over him in
a minute. What are you doing in New York this evening?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
On?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
A visitor come over to the show with something?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
I sing?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Oh night seeing? Well have you saw him? A Why
is your line of work?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Do you work? Are?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
I see you now?
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Service?
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Out of the service?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I see you haven't gone to work yet. No, well,
I hope you have good luck when you do go.
Are you married?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
No single?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
You're not married? In business for yourself, I.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
See as if it's a key.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Speaking about manage, I always say a man is like
a man's wick. He gets prim many times before he
gets the right play.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
It gets put out lots of times. That's because he
comes home oiled up. Ambrid's married a few years an
he sees the life. I say, when you don't think
guy stopped this full of buster play. Let's get on here,
just go right ahead, go right ahead with the haab.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
We yield the flaw to the gentleman from New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I'm sorry for this interruption, mister king. What you gotta
expect this when you have this witch for experts? As
I want to say, we're pretty happy to have you
with us a season.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Very what's your first name? Honey?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Edward? What Edward?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Edward?
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Edward? Of Hell?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I love you?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I just love that man.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Oh, it's you have it just jumps.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
He's only killed, Yeah, he's lost. You all for me?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Are you killed?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
And you can just sell me one down flower, I'm
fast and fussy, yes, and you can.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Crew the mill.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
You all trump, mister Kane or your reason.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
The Johnny's god damn gut of question for us? Please
show and we'll be very happy if you're reading.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
For us, If you don't mind.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
After what animal are the Detroit Tigers names?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Thank you? After one animal?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
After one animal are the Detroit tiger's name.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Oh, I think that's Tony.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
That's a spending question.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
You mean you really understood the question the first time.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
You earn it?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Well, South the old boy after one animal, all the
Detroit tiger's name perfectly clear, except for one miner of detail?
What's that?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
What are the Detroit Tigers?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
It's a baseball Well, hello, mister Howard answered the question.
He gets fine, he's just showing off. All congratulations, old
boys spended work?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yes, congret. Shall we go on for the next question?
Wait a minute, haven't answer this one yet.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Why you get answered it? Your soap, your dumb pluck.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I didn't answer the question.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I merely told you the questions about baseball. Oh, baseball,
Oh baseball. I'll never forget the perst time I played baseball.
I walked up at the plate and swung with all
my mc Suddenly I heard a shop crack. What was it?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
My color boat?
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Well, perhaps your.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Plat was too heavy?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, oh, are you supposed to use a bed?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
You know my shaker plate. Baseball on the girls team,
they were called the soap socks.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Oh really, what's your star player on the soak top?
Sure she got two or three rows?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Every day.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
A three road, Yeah, everyday. Get it this down. Yes,
and I'm sorry. My old man played with the Bloomber girls.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
One. What do you get?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
It's yeah, there's the fold, there's your throat bother you,
but it bothers everyone else. I tried to get a
nager to my christis it's about a great American sport.
Oh sport, Oh, swimming is my favorite sport. Yes, when
I walk on the beach, I got a squashed fucking figure.
Yeah from the waist up, you were swashing from the
knees down, you buck.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah, I don't like to go to the beach.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I get all sowboying.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Why did you take the sun tanned oil with you?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
That stuff is no good now. Last summer I drank
three partings coming and I still got.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Let's just yellum. Did anyone ever tell you you were
a moro arm?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
All lots of times, but I never listened to flattery.
Remember last time I went to the beach, I was
just turning not to get some done. So I rubbed
all the boil on my arms, I rubed vinegar on
my legs, and some ow the juice down my back,
and some mayonnaise I.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Rubbed it on my chair. What happened?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I broke out in one thousand miles dressing.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Man loves the water.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
He lives on the water.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Have you a boot?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
He has a big old stown. You're telling me? You
know I'm on my over web foot scarm.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I used to milk scowls.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Hello, that's a good job or a jerk? How Lord?
How many times?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
How many times do I have to tell you the
questions about baseball, not about scows or swimming or mister
com will tell me? Do you swim?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
What I'm howdy, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I used to daze in the spring.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Oh really, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
What spring did you beat in the spring of ninety eight?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Damn?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I took a milk bath yesterday you took a milk spowl? Yeah?
Who tell me? Really? How did you get the cow
into the cub?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
I didn't bother.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
I guess jack were up and took a shower.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
You know.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
I put fend from Brinceville Park twenty four dollars and
forty six.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
That will be a pleasure, mister Howard night, we have
a special treat for you.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
One of the members of Harry's Altars orchestralers. The world's
greatest accordion player, Charles Manyanti and now mister Manyatti, together
with Harry's daughter, would like to play for you their
special arrangement of Chopin's Minute Walk.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Never w.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
As fuch as I hate music?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I'm not ken. Who's our next set?
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Our next guest, Miss Howard is a very lovely young lady.
Man Darren Pacoula?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
What even miss Pecoola? And thank you all for coming up?
How are you the same name as Pecola? Very fine?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Thank you fine?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
How do you do with Pecola?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
But he.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
How's your mother?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Never mind? Are you please?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Well?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
You too? Cheek heads?
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Cut it out?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
That word all right?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I wasn't talking to you.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Why is that cheek all right? I decided for this interruption. Look,
do you live in riarc now?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I live in Brooklyn?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Are you live in Brooklyn? I really like to time
time with you, but we've got to ask you to
reach it and Johnny's out there. If you don't mind
and figure out a question for we're a little rights
this evening.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Would you read the question? If you don't mind, just
take a type and read it.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
What day is mentioned in the song some Sunday Morning,
Bett you.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Go, Betty God? What day is nice?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
And in the song some Sunday Morning hovers the how
that's a musical question, that's right, how, Johnny? I love
musical questions, tell me, especially if they're about music.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Ah, this is not please. You have reached the height
of stupidity. Yes, nice you up here?
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Isn't it.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Monday?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
It's nice than the jar some Sunday morning. Would you
like me to sing it for you?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Please do a listen to Magno it was what are
you saying? Don't don't any tention the down He didn't
mean it? No, No, certainly not.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
I didn't mean it. No, I don't know what came
over me.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I'm sorry I said it in a moment of madness.
I say, no, never mind.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I wanted to singing Aney.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
How Harry Sawer will accompany me here coping him out
of the door? Will you, Harry?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I say? Will he gonna be a start? Harry?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Sunday morning is going to be m mday morning for
some one, and he's singing from a noble part that
will be chiming and ol the mellow.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
How about kill.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Or some one fan me?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
And so is out of this world where he was
out of it with us damn playing friends and relations.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
There is that coming out of his mouth, ya.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Playing him get the voice like that? He can go places.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I can only think of one place.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Warning, we walked down the isle.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
The stone nervous.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Are you think we him?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
And the smile reminds me we're having fishmen.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Far someone fan.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
The by warning with me? I know what, I know
what he blew a turns, never the mess with the hard.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
You're a finished singer, and I'm glad he's finished.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
All right now?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Can all of you tell me what they was measured
in that song that I just thank I have to
hear you sing they struck that day off the calendar.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
You know, I used to be quite a singer.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
I used to sing terrarah bundie, but I've.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Lost the words.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You lost the words.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
You may have lost tarrah, but you still got your boodie.
You know, you know my sister was quite a singer.
She was a meso Lami you mean a messo soprano,
I mean mesa talami. You should hear her sing coming
through the rye.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
With with.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
And they think about rye.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
You know the bread shortage is so bad and nothing
that he is only allowed to sing.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
One slice of shortening bread. You know, and without reason.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
You could hear me.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
I think when I think I attract girls with short chops,
when I say I tax.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Old men with long draws. Here I give up what
twenty five dollars.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
It pays to figurant to become, to be dent, to
be ignorant. It pay to be ignorant. Just fight me.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Each week.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
I'm six dollars. My brain is terribly lax. But when
they're eight no incomten there eight.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Those income tax though, it's pay to be ignorant, to become,
to be dnse, to be ignorant, it pays to be ignorant.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Just fight me.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Each week in six dollars. My brain is terribly lacked.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
But when their range no incumtent the rade those income tax.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Do see, it's paid to be ignored.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
For the record, that's all be with us again next week.
And here it proven again by Tom Howard, Logo, McConnell,
George Shelton, and Harry McNaughton that it pays to be ignorant.
Ken Roberts speaking. This is the Armed Forces Radio Service
Speaker 1 (27:50):
As today
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Where do the bugs go in the winter time?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Search me?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Search me?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Thanks?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Pay that man eight dollars.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
If I had ten dollars and I took half of it,
what would I have a fractured scroll?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Thank you? Play that had nine dollars.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Because it pays.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
To be ignorant.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
As living proof to aard youth service men and women
listening in over there, that it does pay to be ignorant.
Here's another half hour with radio's biggest collection of Zany's
the incomparable with George Sheldon, Lola McConnell, and Harry McNaughton,
our doctor of music, Nat Novic, and the man who
sticks his neck out every week at this time, our
moderator Tom Howard.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Thank you, Kenno.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I said, what do you mean, ladies and gentlemen, Well
here we are coming at you again with another session
of a paste theater, a quince program that has become
a household words not permitted.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
To tell you the word.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
We have a quarterback first who cannot change her mind
because they have no trade in value poys. We have
to celebrate.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Awesome mister har mcdaddon, who has just hit the.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Book and title The Tree of Knowledge, or don't be
fooled by pretty limbs. But here he is had him igno,
thank you. I have a poem, mister haw Yeah, a
poem is she wore hers fucking he did inside out
all through the summer heat, because he cooled her off
to turn.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
The hose upon her feet. Nice.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
We have a woman.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
We have a woman who was told dumb she wanted
her pickby garden with whiskey so she could get stoned tomatoes.
I call her my melancholie baby because she's got a
head like a melon, a paste like a collie.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And one tooth like a baby.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
He is a pool McConnell.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You know this, halock.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
We almost had a fire at our house last night.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
What happened? My old man was smoking in bed? Why
was he smoking in bed? The also was reading Forever Amber.
I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Why was he smoking?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Never mind, it was probably that were spoking. Now let's
get on here, as we have a man who can
always find a flat by.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Just use his head. A man who's all his friends call.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Him counselitis because he's a pain in the next mister
George Shall George Q.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Sheolting.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
If you don't mind mister Howard George Hugh Shelting.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
But is the que par quick quit? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
When I was born, my father looked at me. He
thik to my mother, let's call it quit.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I got it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Now that you met the extquest, we'll tackle the first question,
and to show you what an optimist I am, I'll
hope for an answer. Yes, here is a question. What
profession does a doctor of dentistry practice?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Did you say doctor of dentistry? That's right?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Oh, I just wanted to make sure you weren't pulling something. Honest,
I'm bullying famous hand. Would the question have tregled you
with the chief correct? Mister Sheldon? Now what profession does
a doctor of dentistry practice?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I am a gatocraze.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
No windows in his golfice, no windows in his golfice.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
He's a painless he's a pain then you know?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
You know my uncle was the dentist up in for
months and he.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Went over to England.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Depective. He went to England to practice.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
He's a yankes Oxford. Thinking about teeth, some people think
I have buck teeth?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, do you think I have buck teeth?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You have weight?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Oh, your face is just waked back too far? Some
me something, Miss McCall, if you had trouble with your teeth,
what would you do? I quit worry good quick way.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
But I did you know it's hot?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I had two teeth pool the other day.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
It didn't hurt a bit. Did you get there?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
No? But I had my oil, Chiaden, you had your See.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
My landlady's been complaining of a toothache for over a
week now. I can't in a stater.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
No you Why can't you understand?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You can't got any teeth? I always I always carry
an extra set of teeth in my pocket, kerry extra
set of teeth. But for well, I'm teaching him to
snap a pickpocket. You know, I think my old man
brushes his teeth with gunpowder, rushes the steets of gunpowder.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
What makes you think so he's always shooting off his mouth?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Get back to the question. A propasion as a doctor
of dentistry.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Practice, that's my god. Let me ask you something. Do
you use toothpaste?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
But how why should I use toothpaste?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
My key PM loose my taste?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I'm what.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I'm sure, Harris. Well, here's the next question.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
My famous city is the University of Pittsburgh located in.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Is that clear?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I've been in Pittsburgh's house.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, been walking clear, I rising Fair.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
And I went to Kansas City.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I just love Pittsburgh. Oh, you love any place, whether
as a man?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Is that dad? Or right?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
What plainest city is the University of Pittsburgh, Lokayada. We
met to Howd tevinis is a city named after the university?
Or was the university named after the city, Lester mcnott,
And that is irrelevant?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
It's irrelevant, you know what? Irrelevant to me?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Rather yes, and irrelevant.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Never forget. I'm very naught to tell.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Me to Howd.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
What is the university?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
It's a college.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
You're a school.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh year the time your school, lay your mind.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
That's the call.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
If you were a man, I'd slap your plane. If
you were a man, listen, you're lett. I remember when
I went to school.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
My teacher used asked me to stay after school every day.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah what happened? Fact. No, I'm of your business.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
You lead your life and I'll leave.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Myne of You know, when I went to school, I
always had two a's.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
On my report carbs.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
You always had two a's on your required car that's right.
One in the head of air and one in mc norton,
one in.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Happy, very clever, very clever, mister mcnoth.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh, thank you. It's the pleasure. Sa I got a
nest you and he lives in a drummedary. He lives
in rock and drama.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Edarry is a very odd looking animal, big teeth, large speed,
two humps on its back, goes for weeks without water.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, my own man is the dramady.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Why is your old man got two hunks on his back?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
No, but he goes for weeks time water.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
The question is my famous They is University of Pittsburgh
located in.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Oh I don't like that question.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
He's a new eye. Here's a new eye.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I'm movement. We strike it from the agenda.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Why are that why?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I'm not taking it off the agenda? You're not okay?
Where are you going?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I'm walking out? Come on, golligates your landlady alone, more room,
ran a, you're a lawn more rather, what is an agenda? Oh, mister,
don't you know what an agenda is? It's the passage
in music, you know, it's sort of a but he
goes like, Yeah, I thought you'd like it.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
That's not an agenda. That's the cadenza. What are you
talking about? A tredenza? That's milk?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
No, what do your means? Come down to this?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
What up? My landlady?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Take to me this morning rundown and give me a
can of kena.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Mill don.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Great?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Lets it done?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Maybe we got a new ugan.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Let me go down, But no, not in my shoes.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
So I got sigh, Yeah, I'm a black.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Let want to book me and my wife by Nolly was.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
She was the priest ride.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Dolly had never seen.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
One day a.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Throw some stranger of him all.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Show, Oh.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
How did it get?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
In?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Another white Tonight Ray Paul Schires bring you back to
(11:35):
the days of nursery rhymes. They would like you to
hear their new arrangement of Old King Cole.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Old King Cole was the Mario. So he calls Pypony
Colfer's bowl and he calls in the street.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Little happy man was walking.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Caught away bull. He calls fin the se He said,
then you compare those things for me. Literally when the.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Story isn't done.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
They music very sweet, think that is very hot. The
king he told him when the star he told him
when to stop.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
This music cannot be.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
For me.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
He got mad when they played bad for Cerebel Silas Free.
He said, that's bad.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I'm mad.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Your bath go away from me. Kingie Man, make a hole.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
The guy that worries me.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
He shot his gun, and the good or gun, the
shot of Fenn, the sree. He went to Gell, went
the big and there were no Now the King and
the Mario plan, the Mario Sol. He got his pipe,
(13:10):
got his bling, got you.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Tell bitterly?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
The happy King?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Oh, my hope, my god, aymon, how can we get
back to the business on hand?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Are we contested?
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Yes, we happened out. Now our first guest this evening
is coming to the microphone.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Now his name is mister Edward Keane.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh that's fine, don god even mister King. Did you say, King?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Oh, I see you're not the treasure of ross persons
by any means. I want to get that straight.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
How do you feel this evening?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Sir? Hot?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Very hot, very warm?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yes, you said something, mister King looks sharp. I think
never mind the.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Part where where is your hometown? It's the key? Would
you care to tell us?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Richfield Park, New Jersey?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Rinchfield Park, New Jersey, oh yeah, where's a real fire
that's over mere Tenafly, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Our singer, our baritone hair that sings our theme song.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
He comes from Tenafly, Yes, he Taksmere.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Parks Ritch thee official will put a stone in my
shoe and call me hop alone.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Cassidy where in that tone?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I was a magician in a sweater star. You have
you are?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You were a magician in a sweater stall.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I used to pull the wool the people's eyes. They
know that's like you say, they know.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I just told me of throwing that over him in
a minute. What are you doing in New York this evening?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
On?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
A visitor come over to the show with something?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
I sing?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Oh night seeing? Well have you saw him? A Why
is your line of work?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Do you work? Are?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
I see you now?
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Service?
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Out of the service?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I see you haven't gone to work yet. No, well,
I hope you have good luck when you do go.
Are you married?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
No single?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
You're not married? In business for yourself, I.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
See as if it's a key.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Speaking about manage, I always say a man is like
a man's wick. He gets prim many times before he
gets the right play.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
It gets put out lots of times. That's because he
comes home oiled up. Ambrid's married a few years an
he sees the life. I say, when you don't think
guy stopped this full of buster play. Let's get on here,
just go right ahead, go right ahead with the haab.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
We yield the flaw to the gentleman from New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I'm sorry for this interruption, mister king. What you gotta
expect this when you have this witch for experts? As
I want to say, we're pretty happy to have you
with us a season.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Very what's your first name? Honey?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Edward? What Edward?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Edward?
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Edward? Of Hell?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I love you?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I just love that man.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Oh, it's you have it just jumps.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
He's only killed, Yeah, he's lost. You all for me?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Are you killed?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
And you can just sell me one down flower, I'm
fast and fussy, yes, and you can.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Crew the mill.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
You all trump, mister Kane or your reason.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
The Johnny's god damn gut of question for us? Please
show and we'll be very happy if you're reading.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
For us, If you don't mind.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
After what animal are the Detroit Tigers names?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Thank you? After one animal?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
After one animal are the Detroit tiger's name.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Oh, I think that's Tony.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
That's a spending question.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
You mean you really understood the question the first time.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
You earn it?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Well, South the old boy after one animal, all the
Detroit tiger's name perfectly clear, except for one miner of detail?
What's that?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
What are the Detroit Tigers?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
It's a baseball Well, hello, mister Howard answered the question.
He gets fine, he's just showing off. All congratulations, old
boys spended work?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yes, congret. Shall we go on for the next question?
Wait a minute, haven't answer this one yet.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Why you get answered it? Your soap, your dumb pluck.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I didn't answer the question.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I merely told you the questions about baseball. Oh, baseball,
Oh baseball. I'll never forget the perst time I played baseball.
I walked up at the plate and swung with all
my mc Suddenly I heard a shop crack. What was it?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
My color boat?
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Well, perhaps your.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Plat was too heavy?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, oh, are you supposed to use a bed?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
You know my shaker plate. Baseball on the girls team,
they were called the soap socks.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Oh really, what's your star player on the soak top?
Sure she got two or three rows?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Every day.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
A three road, Yeah, everyday. Get it this down. Yes,
and I'm sorry. My old man played with the Bloomber girls.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
One. What do you get?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
It's yeah, there's the fold, there's your throat bother you,
but it bothers everyone else. I tried to get a
nager to my christis it's about a great American sport.
Oh sport, Oh, swimming is my favorite sport. Yes, when
I walk on the beach, I got a squashed fucking figure.
Yeah from the waist up, you were swashing from the
knees down, you buck.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah, I don't like to go to the beach.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I get all sowboying.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Why did you take the sun tanned oil with you?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
That stuff is no good now. Last summer I drank
three partings coming and I still got.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Let's just yellum. Did anyone ever tell you you were
a moro arm?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
All lots of times, but I never listened to flattery.
Remember last time I went to the beach, I was
just turning not to get some done. So I rubbed
all the boil on my arms, I rubed vinegar on
my legs, and some ow the juice down my back,
and some mayonnaise I.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Rubbed it on my chair. What happened?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I broke out in one thousand miles dressing.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Man loves the water.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
He lives on the water.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Have you a boot?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
He has a big old stown. You're telling me? You
know I'm on my over web foot scarm.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I used to milk scowls.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Hello, that's a good job or a jerk? How Lord?
How many times?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
How many times do I have to tell you the
questions about baseball, not about scows or swimming or mister
com will tell me? Do you swim?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
What I'm howdy, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I used to daze in the spring.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Oh really, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
What spring did you beat in the spring of ninety eight?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Damn?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I took a milk bath yesterday you took a milk spowl? Yeah?
Who tell me? Really? How did you get the cow
into the cub?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
I didn't bother.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
I guess jack were up and took a shower.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
You know.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
I put fend from Brinceville Park twenty four dollars and
forty six.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
That will be a pleasure, mister Howard night, we have
a special treat for you.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
One of the members of Harry's Altars orchestralers. The world's
greatest accordion player, Charles Manyanti and now mister Manyatti, together
with Harry's daughter, would like to play for you their
special arrangement of Chopin's Minute Walk.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Never w.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
As fuch as I hate music?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I'm not ken. Who's our next set?
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Our next guest, Miss Howard is a very lovely young lady.
Man Darren Pacoula?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
What even miss Pecoola? And thank you all for coming up?
How are you the same name as Pecola? Very fine?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Thank you fine?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
How do you do with Pecola?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
But he.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
How's your mother?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Never mind? Are you please?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Well?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
You too? Cheek heads?
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Cut it out?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
That word all right?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I wasn't talking to you.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Why is that cheek all right? I decided for this interruption. Look,
do you live in riarc now?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I live in Brooklyn?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Are you live in Brooklyn? I really like to time
time with you, but we've got to ask you to
reach it and Johnny's out there. If you don't mind
and figure out a question for we're a little rights
this evening.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Would you read the question? If you don't mind, just
take a type and read it.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
What day is mentioned in the song some Sunday Morning,
Bett you.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Go, Betty God? What day is nice?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
And in the song some Sunday Morning hovers the how
that's a musical question, that's right, how, Johnny? I love
musical questions, tell me, especially if they're about music.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Ah, this is not please. You have reached the height
of stupidity. Yes, nice you up here?
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Isn't it.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Monday?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
It's nice than the jar some Sunday morning. Would you
like me to sing it for you?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Please do a listen to Magno it was what are
you saying? Don't don't any tention the down He didn't
mean it? No, No, certainly not.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
I didn't mean it. No, I don't know what came
over me.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I'm sorry I said it in a moment of madness.
I say, no, never mind.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I wanted to singing Aney.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
How Harry Sawer will accompany me here coping him out
of the door? Will you, Harry?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I say? Will he gonna be a start? Harry?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Sunday morning is going to be m mday morning for
some one, and he's singing from a noble part that
will be chiming and ol the mellow.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
How about kill.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Or some one fan me?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
And so is out of this world where he was
out of it with us damn playing friends and relations.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
There is that coming out of his mouth, ya.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Playing him get the voice like that? He can go places.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I can only think of one place.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Warning, we walked down the isle.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
The stone nervous.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Are you think we him?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
And the smile reminds me we're having fishmen.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Far someone fan.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
The by warning with me? I know what, I know
what he blew a turns, never the mess with the hard.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
You're a finished singer, and I'm glad he's finished.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
All right now?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Can all of you tell me what they was measured
in that song that I just thank I have to
hear you sing they struck that day off the calendar.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
You know, I used to be quite a singer.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
I used to sing terrarah bundie, but I've.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Lost the words.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You lost the words.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
You may have lost tarrah, but you still got your boodie.
You know, you know my sister was quite a singer.
She was a meso Lami you mean a messo soprano,
I mean mesa talami. You should hear her sing coming
through the rye.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
With with.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
And they think about rye.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
You know the bread shortage is so bad and nothing
that he is only allowed to sing.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
One slice of shortening bread. You know, and without reason.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
You could hear me.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
I think when I think I attract girls with short chops,
when I say I tax.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Old men with long draws. Here I give up what
twenty five dollars.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
It pays to figurant to become, to be dent, to
be ignorant. It pay to be ignorant. Just fight me.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Each week.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
I'm six dollars. My brain is terribly lax. But when
they're eight no incomten there eight.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Those income tax though, it's pay to be ignorant, to become,
to be dnse, to be ignorant, it pays to be ignorant.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Just fight me.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Each week in six dollars. My brain is terribly lacked.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
But when their range no incumtent the rade those income tax.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Do see, it's paid to be ignored.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
For the record, that's all be with us again next week.
And here it proven again by Tom Howard, Logo, McConnell,
George Shelton, and Harry McNaughton that it pays to be ignorant.
Ken Roberts speaking. This is the Armed Forces Radio Service
Speaker 1 (27:50):
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