It Would Seem As Though Bitches Be Crazy

This week we talk about the crazy women in our world, the ridiculousness of this regime, foster kids being crazy and all of the nonsense of this day and age.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:08):
M hm.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
It was as.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hi after we are late today, this is the day
podcast usually comes out and at one o'clock, but shit happens,
and and Anako was lazy and said, don't come to
my house. I want you to come over here because
the studio was being uh.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Carl that said my house is a little bit of
a mass all right, so I had to clean up. Also,
when this was the start, I leaned forward to talk
into my water cup like that was going to pick up.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, sure, I think I've told you before that I
when I was hosting my show, I could never have
like a microne anything else on my head because I
would inevitably talk into whatever. Wasn't that my yeah, which
was like this water bottless not picking up sound. I
don't understand crazy anyway, Welcome to another week. It would
seem as though the podcast where we talk about anything,

(01:13):
everything and nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm vesta I'm exhausted aka a Satanica here.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
And tis the season for Satanica because it is, you know, bitch,
every season I supposed so, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
You know? Yeah, I'm so tired. The long talk to you,
the more exhausted.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Wow, I'm going to try not to take that personally.
I'm just talking to you as away. Nothing to do
with it, just has to do.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I've spoken out loud or talked to anyone all day
and it's three forty in the daytime.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I don't believe that. I believe that you've been talking
to your dogs all day. You do.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
But I go, like, who do concer and give them
a spincer you so much. I know Papa's not here
like things like that. I don't talk to him consistently.
But see, I got in the car with you and
we've been jib a javelin conversation and I was already tired, So.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I yes, I'm well aware. Conversation is not a word.
I just conversation. I'm being confronted.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I'm conversating.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I hate that.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I know you're doing me too. I think more, I
think because people use conversating. I think it's becoming part
of the lexicon. Yeah, yeah, man, we're changing the world
one stupid word at the time.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, as it should be. I wish have all the
stupid words. I mean, if if skibbity is now a word,
I'm like, come on, I know.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
There are so many things I understand often that where
slang comes from. It makes sense, right, But this newer
version like six, I have no idea what that means.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I know what doesn't mean mean it means like if
I was rating you on a scale of one to ten,
you'd be like six seven weird.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
So but in general context, it just means like average, yeah, copy, Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
It wouldn't be slightly above average, but that's what I thought.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, I see. That's why my stupid in scivity is
like what crazy chaotics? Givity doesn't mean anything, No, it
has to mean something.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Well, but it comes from nothing, and it means I
because looking it up it means it has different definitions.
It can mean several and it's like, hey, so it
really means nothing.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah yeah, I know. Well, and I don't want to
be the one of those old people who are like
you can see very stupid saying I love slang, bitch,
I was like at heart before anything a little bit.
I am a valley girl. I love slang. I love
pop culture, so don't find me out. But I just
think gen z slang like can it more for ready?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Because there's something more interesting?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Because I think she should just hit harder before him.
It's just.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
There's you know, it's like all along throughout, you know,
throughout my life, which is just seven eight hundred years now,
there have been I know, right, there's been you know,
there's been slang all along, you know, because I remember
as a young person when something was great, it was solid.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's solid.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, solid.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Well, and I think if sling has been slang since
the nineteen, I don't know, the eighties, nineteen seventies on,
it's still yous. People say solid all the time.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, you know yeah. And when I was this sentence
may sound surprising, but when I was a Sunday school teacher, ill,
I know there was a little thing because my class
was like kindergarten age and this little boy in my class, so.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
It's all like the teacher Bible study.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
It was in the mid to late seventies, so all
the kids run. So all those kids are dead now, it's.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Like animals from your favorite shows Vie all dead.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
No. But this one little boy, if you would ask
him like how are you doing today, he would make
a little fist to go solid.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I love that. That is so funny.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
But it was like it had to go with the
little fist pump gestures.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, so, I mean there's a period of time where
I said rad and Stellar all the time. Those were
like my go to Sure, that's Brad Stellar.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, I love you know what you're gonna name your
twins rad.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
And Stellar, Radical and Stumpy, but their Christian names would
be rad and Stellar, rad Instellar.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah. But head Cuter teach him to be magicians and
they could take over for Penn and.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Telling musician magicians.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, you gotta have a gig, you gotta have.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
And then they take all your money. I don't know, Matt,
I'm really tired.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I just so all the words coming out of your
face may or may not make.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Sense, you know, and they are words, you know what,
I'm channeling my inner grandma. Okay, I was gonna tell you, yea,
all you already know. You listen to the trials and
tribulations of an ancient Gloria Ferguson and she just keeps
kookiar and cook ear we when I when I babysit her,

(06:16):
grandmy said her, I like to watch Modern Family because
there's a lot going on and there's a lot of people.
And Sophia Bergara, her name in the show is Gloria,
which is grandma's name, right, and it is.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
One of your comfort shows. Oh yeah, these.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Rich, predominantly white people. What do I've been common with
you through notting not even the gay white and Mike
wol I've been coming with you rich white and gay
bitch like anyway, but I love it anyway. She hears
Gloria every time she's like, that is my name. I'm like, yes,
girl is, and.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Then John Jacob Jingleimer it is.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
But she's always like, you know, you don't care that
name anymore. I haven't heard that name in years. And
I'm like, okay, every can we watch it? Did you
know her name is my name?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (07:03):
I did? And you know because there's mitching Cam on
the show and they're a gay couple, and every time
Grandma's like, they're the gay ones, I'm like, are they
She's like, yep, they're the Bachelor's.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
So are they the bachelor's or a gay couple? You
cannot be both. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
I guess I guess maybe you can be both, but
like I'm like, no, they're they're in a they're in
a relationship.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Oh I know, I saw that.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
When it's a rerun, I'm like, right, But I know
this there all reruns, honey, but it's very funny that
do I.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Ever tell you I feel like I did. I feel
like this is an old story. I probably even told
it on here. I don't know, I'm getting old. I
don't remember shit. Uh. When I went to Montana the
one and only time I went to visit a couple
of family a couple of years ago, went to Bessie's cabin. Anyway, Uh,
my aunt and uncle, who great and uncle. We're in

(08:01):
their early hundreds at that point. We're showing us around town,
and town is very generous that it was two blocks well,
because they were from Eureka, Montana, which is tiny, tiny, tiny,
and as you now have heard five thousand times, right
on the Canadian border, because that is one of the
things my mother says every other sentence about her family,

(08:23):
right on the Canadian border. Anyway, she's driving us around town,
and Helen, I really I think at this point is
like eighty she's driving us around town. God bless her. Well,
you know, but she's pointing out all the things. And
we get to the edge of town, so you know
that was one block past the middle of town. Yeah,
and there's this very old looking cabin and she goes, oh,

(08:43):
and this is the bachelor cabin. And I'm thinking, like
the people that owned it were named bachelor.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Okay, yeah, you move all the all the young bathers.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
No, because it was a BA A couple of bachelors
wink wink lived there for many many years together. Interesting
And I'm all, bachelors, really, Helen, it's.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
So crazy, stupid people, do you think? But it was
all yeah, did she think they were actually bachelors? Okay?
But like that's the thing is people believe that, oh,
you know, your aunt and her friend had a really
good lifelong friend. They lived together, what like.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Because they were a couple old spinsters. And I think
for for people to think that about women, that's easier
to believe. Sure, because well, a couple of old spin
spinsters just you know, moved in together to share expenses
and whatever.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, you know, but men, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
I mean it together.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
I know straight women who've lived together, and I've known
straight men who've lived together, and I've never really thought like, oh,
you're fucking But if there's two men that I don't know,
I just think it's funny though, And.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
If they lived together for forty years.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, oh yeah, you never seen run around town girls?
Did you ever see her kissing girl? Honey? Did they
have fantasies of getting up? Oh? God? Pregnancy?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
But I just thought that was really funny. Yeah, God,
And I realized I jumped way away from the topic
you were talking about with you know, my mother and
watching a modern family and whatever you have to share
with you just some of the things. So my mother's
not the only one who says just random, bizarre things.

(10:28):
So my daughter, who is about to turn seventeen. The
other day, we're sitting at the table and literally she's
chears to me. She goes, see five, bingo my battleship.
I don't I don't know see five? And I go
see five? What see five? People running against? I don't

(10:49):
know what is happening here? And she's all exasperated with
me because I don't know the football player that's where
he broke his neck, his ce five. We're talking about vertebrae. Okay, well,
any kind of context would have been good there, because
I'm not paying any attention to what she's reading the
school newspaper. So for just a little backstory, at the

(11:14):
very first football game, of the season. This high school
boy broke his back and was initially paralyzed from the
neck down.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Because he broke his what his five Well, he's nice
from what part he was paraly He was.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Paralyzed from the neck down and now he's paralyzed from
the waist down. This is a senior in high school.
Oh my god, that's his life now it's just like
from fucking football, which is stupid.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Wait, is there nothing they can do at that appointment?
I do not know, because like if he went from
me paralyzed like for a parapleject to know apodroplinject to
now a paraplegic.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
So I don't know. All I know is I can
information from teenagers.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
You get your informations from Grayson Parker. Yes, girl, when
I want you to know that when the world is
we're looking to Grace and Parker for the news, we're
all doom.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
We're doomed doom.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
I love social media just as much as the next person,
and I get it. They're evil to it. But there's
evil to everything.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Bitch.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Don't talk to me about evil of literally anything until
you look at fucking guns in the United States anyway.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Okay, So that was the first one, I'm sorry, God, no,
it's fine. And a few days later, I'm sitting in
a chair watching the TV. Well, and actually I just
have the TV on for my mother, for her electric babysitter,
and I'm watching videos on my phone which are being
piped directly into my ears.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Now, you're so lucky you have hearing aids.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
You're so and so I'm zoned out from the world. Sure,
And Grace says to me, Mom, and I was like what,
She goes Mom, and I go, yes, what, And so
I pause what I'm doing. It's like, what do you need?
Ace died? Ace? And I all I at first all

(13:02):
I thought of was your old dog, time ago. He's
been dead for a LONGI well, she was referring to
Ace Frehley from Kiss, and I was like, why are
you getting all bugigity because Ace Frehley died. You don't
know him.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
You never know him, girl, And you don't.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
You're not a fan of Kiss, You're not. I mean,
she probably knows one song by them.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
That's crazy. Yeah, it was all but for her to
be all Ace died, you do that when Jane Fonda died.
You do that when some diva has and I know
is totally a diva in his own right. I get that, right,
but like girls.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Right, I mean, he's very important in ro history.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Not on my radar, right, not on my radar in
any more context. Again, if you're going to say somebody
that I think about regularly, cool, but I thought about
any member of Kiss other than Jeene Simmons.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Well that's only because you were in love with his son.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
That is no.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Listen, He's just more public than he is because he
was in all the reality things, you know, selling everything,
possibly sells anything. He could put the Kiss logo on
and sell. He was all about it, and listen, I
was all. But I also, this doesn't matter, this is
matter about anything. But he was my favorite member of
Kiss when I was younger.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
And I didn't I mean as a kid, I didn't realize.
But it was because he was like the devil, right
with his crazy makeup and his blood sportings and his
blood spinning and his like sexy tongue wagging and shit,
and I do love it. I was like, these queers
are wearing makeup. I'm about it, girl, They're going to
fucking transform into sailor moves.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Well, I wonder if they as young artists, I ever thought,
we can do this forever and we will never age
because with all that makeup on, you're not going to
see how old they really look. No, and guess what,
because they wore makeup and they wore wigs, and they
wore plowforms and they.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Were all lackluster they look. I mean, I think they
still looked like cool and hot and rockers without the makeup.
But they were just like every other rocker.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah right, yeah, I mean honestly.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
The makeup, in the costumes, the drag, their full page. Yeah,
the d that's bitch. And it reminds me if you
watch any drag queen, like I've watched like every video
of Tricksy Motel at this point, and so watching her
get ready and Brian Fergus or Fergus, the person who
is tricks and Metel versus tricks and Hotel is a

(15:27):
very different person. How they act like similar but they
act differently.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Well, they also don't even look like the same real bit.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
It's because you know, when you are getting you put
on your full like ourmurbage, and you're like a different queen.
I used to feel that way when I used to
dress like a slut, you know what I mean, like
this antaka versus like being a thought. Well, but I yeah,
there's a different power to it. But yeah, I just
saw Gene Simmons and you know, Peter Cris and whatever

(15:57):
all just playing the guitar without their makeup, and we go, Okay,
those are four white dudes.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Cool, I guess, well, and I think because yes, they
were good musicians, and I'm sure the ones who are
still remaining are still good musicians and all of that.
But you're right with that. Having that particular you know
thing makes be their gimmick, you know, because it totally
is a gimmick. Yeah, because it was the spaceman and

(16:24):
you know whatever, all the things.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
And the cat.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, Peter crist was a cat.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
And what was Paul Stanley Is that he was a
star Atorian star.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
I don't know, but he's the one my mother had
the hots for.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, he was cute. I mean,
here's the thing. I think they're all kind of cute
because they're all kind of grows, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Well, what's funny is so they were never seen without
their makeup in public for years, right. I love that
and then when I was in high school, this young
man that I went to high school with, who who
was my sister's age, so two years older than me
or three years old, three years older than me, had
he had had a picture of them that he then

(17:10):
it like basically took off older. Now this is before
any computer or anything so anything. Yes, basically he took
a picture of them and then like took away all
of the paint so you would see what they actually
looked like.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, and it was pretty damn close. That's crazzing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
I just want to say, really quickly, you were like
this young man that I went to high school with,
which is just a funny way of saying that on
account of I was like, you were also in high
school and he was older than you. But the fact is,
when I say, oh, this kid I went to high
school with, oh, this boy, this girl, this dude, this whatever,
this bitch, whatever it is. But never I think you

(17:48):
were born old bitch. I think a part of you
was born Grandma. I was.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah, I was born I often say I was born
oldly because I'm the one who the other.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Kids stole popped it with the other kids.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
But I was the kid who was like when everybody
else like, let's go jump off this roof or whatever,
I'd be like, no, you fucking stupid, you're gonna kill yourself.
You're gonna break your yeah, and they'd be like, god,
old lady, calm down, and then they would break their legs.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
I want you to know that the story of you
taking their ball because they hate or whatever still kills me.
And I fabricated it every time, and you and then
just like you've been wheezing up my.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Long curly nails and dug in, Yeah, that didn't happen,
and the ball did hit me in the head, and
I took it and said they couldn't have their ball
back because you can get it after class.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Like they hit me in the head, a head, it's fine. Hate.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Wow, Wow, that story.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
If I'm ever sad, i'd just think of you. I
just a little card again with your fucking glasses on
a chain around your die.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Seems right, yeah, with my little granny glass.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Heaven sinkes you dress get me worried there about your
Midwestern I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Everybody in Minnesota. In Minnesota because I'm Minnesota nice.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Everyone when I talk when I try to imitate anyone,
they're just Midwestern, right.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Well why not?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
You know? Yellow?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
So the other the other funny old lady thing that
that Anna she only says it ton because she never
says it to me, is how much she likes looking
at naked man.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Oh my god, all the time. She We're watching TV
and again we're watching The Modern Family, and there's a
scene where Ed O'Neill, who plays Jay Pritchett, and another
actor who's an old man, are sitting in a son's
dead Yeah in camp said, are sitting in a sauna
and they have towels around their waist and you know,

(19:46):
the shirtless and they're not like I don't know, there's
old men have old men bodies like I don't tell you,
like whatever. They're not like fat or thin, they're just bodies. Yeah,
And Grandma's like, whoo, naked men my favorite, and perked
right up, and I said, she doesn't need any of
these pills. Girl, she's naked man. And you know, anytime
there's a shirt be ooh he's half naked. I love

(20:08):
naked men. Oh that's a man, he's naked. And then
she told me there's a commercial and it's, you know,
an infomercial for a drug, and it's all in Spanish,
so everyone in the screen is predominantly like of Hispanic
or Latino descent. And she told me at some point,
and there's babies, Oh, look at babies. And she told

(20:29):
me that she would love to have that man to
be her father because he's sexy, sexy, sexy. What the
fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (20:38):
She said, oh, daddy, yeah, one, but I wanted to
be my father.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah. The girl screaks on those.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Breaks because I'm all my brain is exploding, I know.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Care Yeah. She I don't know when this obsession was.
I mean, she's probably always had an obsession with naked
gun girls. She had six children and should have had
a dozen, you know what I mean, like married three times.
I don't know. I mean maybe she wasn't. I don't
know how many people. I don't know Grandma's body.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Count by any means, right, But I'm gonna say she
did tell you that day that she had six husbands.
She did tell me that, which is a lot double
what she actually had now.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
But so three husbands, so I know she had sex
with three men, right, But she was engaged to somebody
else before he died. Yes, and then she had a
boyfriend when yeah, her last husband. So that's five people. Yeah,
so we're going to assume grandma's body counts.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Five, but maybe six. There might be another one in there.
So maybe she meant she'd slept with six men.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
That's like a loose woman. I mean, I don't know.
She was born in nineteen thirty nine, and she wouldn't.
She did have her first kid she was seventeen. Yeah, yeah,
this bitch was a slut? Are we talking about it?
What are so?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
What's funny about that?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Is?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Okay? Being raised by my mother, it was always like,
you know, you don't have sex before marriage. You know,
when you do, you use birth control, all the things.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
You don't have sex, but when you do, when you.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Finally do, you would be smart about it. Sure, Well,
you know you don't have sex with someone you just met.
Blah blah blah. Well, what's funny to me is the
hypocrisy because her first husband was somebody she met at
fleet Week.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
And if you don't know, if you don't know, we
all will tell you about fleet week because all some
of our listeners don't have a fleet week.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Some of our listeners are landlocked because every year when
we have our big Rose Festival, it is just a
big you know, parades and you know why and rides. Yeah, fairy.
The sailors all come in at the water park at
the waterfront, their giant ships and then the sailors, you know,

(22:51):
mingle with the folks.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Sailors are it's in Portland, Yeah absolutely, because it's there
on Leak and they're all wearing like their little sailor
boy uniform. Yeah, they all look like pop by Now.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
It did come to pass at one point while I
was working at the bar that they were not supposed
to wear the uniforms into gay bars. They could wear
them into other bars. But it was during I think
it was during the don.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Ask that is homosexual. Hey yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
But she met herself a sailor and not to tell
all of her tea, but lost her virginity to this guy,
got pregnant and then married him later. So what is
all this wait and tell marriage? Don't you want you mistakes? Well?
I know, but here's the thing, as you pointed out

(23:36):
to me when you were just a child, you don't
learn from someone else's mistakes. No, it just isn't how
it works.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
No, did Grandma ever have the talk with you like,
this is what masturbation is. That's okay. So I was
a kid, I don't know, hold I was. I think
that I already first, I already knew all the seth
I need way too much more than a normal little
kid about the human body and sexuality. Right, but we
already had like the classes in school that talked about

(24:07):
the body and what happens and penises and virgubas and
all whatever. And Grandma not the verguba listen, Grandma being
you know, an older woman raising you know her grandkid,
being like, you know, masturbations okay, right? And I said yeah,
and she's all it's okay and normal. And I said,

(24:31):
and she's.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Not, okay, that's good. I remember asking her what it meant,
because I remember hearing kids talking about it in school
in hush tones, which makes it obviously more interesting. Yeah,
anything talked about in hush tones.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
And they said you're the master, and you're like the master
what they said baiting, and you're like, what baiting? Anyway?

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah? And so I went home and I was like
what does this mean? And what she always did then,
which I kind of find interesting.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Look it up.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
No, she would say, first tell me why why you're asking,
and then then she would tell us what it meant
whatever it was. So that's how I learned what that meant.
But it was because I asked, but not like you
know more than that, just this is what just a
kid asking their parent, not like, well here's a video.

(25:24):
So I remember when my youngest brother asked my mother
what the phrase cocksucker meant.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Oh, it's one of my favorite.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Well, because she was all, why are you asking? Well,
my friend got really upset when I called him that.
Then she told him what it meant, which I think
is kind of self explanatory, and he was devastated that
he'd call his friend.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah, I bet, I think that's hilarious. And I was
a kid, Grandma was a huge fan of we want
to know what that means? Go look it up? And
it was always looking up in this dictionary that she
had that she still has, its like tattered and shit.
But I just forgot it was. You know, it's two
feet wide. Yeah, it's the biggest book ever and yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
And it's so outdated, which is hilarious. But yes, when
I was a kid, too, would be like, well, what
does that word even mean? We'll go look it up.
How do I spell it?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Look it up?

Speaker 1 (26:19):
How am I going to look it up? I don't
I spell it? Yeah? Yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Well, and I did appreciate that if once we looked
it up, she would talk with us about it. Right.
She would want us look it up and read the definition.
And a lot of times, you know, kids are like, okay,
what does that mean? You know, what was this definition mean?
I don't get it right. So she would always talk
to ustff. I felt like, there are a lot of
good things that she did, and there are a lot
of crazy shit that she did. But you know, a

(26:42):
plub bitch for being a husby, you know, for being married,
you know, three times before what nineteen sixty three or something?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Well, considering no, nineteen sixty five, okay, because she married
her third husband in nineteen sixty four. That's the age
of twenty three.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Okay, so she divorced your father the year before. Yeah, yeah, girl,
that's crazy. So she had three husbands nineteen sixty Well
so my great grandmother, and they can't have their own
credit cards at this point, girl, Oh that's bananas.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
My great grandmother also had three husbands. Wait really, yeah,
she divorced one and two of them died. I love
that she might have killed him. I don't know, but
I'm obsessed. What's funny is so my great grandmother, my
grandfather's mother, and my mother's father's mother. So that side. Yeah,
my maternal great grandfather worres all grandfather or great grandmother.

(27:39):
She all I heard growing up was what a stick
in the mud she was, because she was this prim, proper,
old white lady who lived in a nice house.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Boo.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
The house was always spotless and kids were like, you know,
the kids were to be seen and not heard. That's
kind of nonsense. Well, she raised six kids on her
own mostly. But in my possession, I have a box
that came from my grandmother. That is the I referred

(28:08):
to as the box of death because it's a bajillion
obituaries and then other things too. But there's a lot
of obituaries. Well I came across my great grandmother's obituary
in them all. Damn, this old woman. She was a
rad bitch. I mean a lot of stuff. She did
do a lot of stuff. I mean she was a
postmaster when women were allowed to do hardly anything. She

(28:32):
worked for the Pony Express, she was a midwife. She
you know, it's like she ran a boarding hotel.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, But I mean she did all this stuff. I
was like, no wonder, she was tired.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
She was an old lady who had done too much
and was yeah, she said no more.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
And she had, you know, three worthless husbands.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
I mean, good luck fighting a one. And I think
one of the Grandma used to tell me about her
grandmother that when you're speaking of is that. Yeah, she
was like a strict old woman who didn't like kids
very much, but that there was a goose that would
always attack Grandma, my grandma, who would fly at her

(29:17):
and come get her, and then her Grandma would come
out with a broom and beat it, beat it off
of her and ship. But I was like, that was
a story that Grandma used to tell. And Grandma's stories
of like her getting like beat up or injured. It
used to make me cackle. When I was a little kid.
I used to think there was so like the bird
attacking her. I was like that, I'm crying.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Because you're visualizing it.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yeah, And I don't, you know, I just imagine Grandma
actually was, but just smaller, right, Like it's hard.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Just like when when my husband tells me any stories
about his childhood. Yeah, I picture this little hairy dude
with a beard, and you.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Get picture like a hobbit for some reason, and like
that works. But yeah, I like the time and I
realized now it is such a heartbreaking story when she
told me that she ran way once when she was
a little girl, Yeah, and wrote her note and left
it wherever her living in her kitchen dining room table wherever,
and ran away to the end of the street and

(30:10):
hung out in like the empty lot or whatever. It
was right like the park. It wasn't far from home.
And she waited and waited and waited and kept thinking,
like they'll come looking, they'll come looking. And she went
home and they're like, well you ben, and she was
like I ran away, Well, welcome back. And there was
like no one had touched it, no one cared, right,
like right, heartbreaking stuff. Yeah, but it really was. As

(30:32):
a little kid, I'm like, you're in this empty lot.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah, I thought it was so less funny when you
realize the implication as an adult. I'm like the story
about the girl who followed her home and threw rocks
at her. Uh huh, you know, yeah, until one day
she curled up her chubby little fists lunder and then
she stopped throwing wrongs at her. But yeah, all the stories,
because I've heard over the years all the stories, and
I'm gonna say that is one of the things that

(30:59):
I truly miss because now, you know, she's lost almost
all of it. She you know, and not to get
too serious, because we're you know, being silly and funny
and whatever, but there are serious bits about this. My
mother has always been a storyteller, and I'm a storyteller,
and Anneka's the storyteller obviously, but her stories are almost

(31:21):
all gone. Yeah, and now when she tells them, they're
not They're not accurate, they're not the right story, and
they don't often even make sense.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
I shall forget what she was saying.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, yeah, And I grew up very very very close
to my mother, which is why she lives with me
and has for fourteen years, because I was always the
kid who was always there, you know, for her and whatever.
But the other morning I came downstairs and she's sitting
in the living room in the dark, and there's a
woman who hates how dark it is in my house.

(31:51):
And my house is not dark, no, but when she's
sitting in the dark, and when I came upstairs, and
the first thing I always do is turned on the
dining room light of course right there, because you love right,
But she's sitting in her chair in the dark and
like snaps her head. She ward me is like doing
that thing where she just sits and stairs with unerving

(32:14):
what's up? I don't know how I got here? And
I was like, I'm going to need more information. Uh huh,
Like you don't know how you got to the chair, right,
or you don't know how he got to my house,
you know, right, any of those things fun pick one?
And I said what do you mean? And she goes, well,
I just I just came up here, and then I

(32:37):
obviously came into the wrong house. And I was like, okay,
where do you think you're supposed to be? She goes, well,
I'm staying with Bessie. Bessie is her cousin who lived
I don't even know if she's still alive, lived in Montana,
who she hasn't seen in forty five years. Whoa. But
it was like Wow, You're staying at Bessie's house, and

(32:58):
I'm wondering she was called me a cattle.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Bessie.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
I know. Continue, uh when that time I went to
Montana because again one time, uh, we stayed in Bessie's
lake house. Those were quotations. No, it was a cute
little tiny house with no indoor plumbing, running water in

(33:26):
the kitchen, but there was no bathroom, so you had
to use the outhouse. There was bears, I'm sorry, but
in the hour beers and.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Snakes and what is house bench?

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Well they weren't all in the outhouse, but they were buried.
They're like, wouldn't that fat girls gonna make several meals?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
I could feed my whole family, the whole.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
I saw the fat girl going to that cabin.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Yes, I know, I love that so much.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
But but yeah, it was like, no, it's like Bessie
lives in and again, don't even know if Bessie lives Yeah,
but Bessie lived in Montana's.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
That doesn't live here anymore or anywhere. Bessy don't live
here no more.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Because Bessie would be would be my mom's age, so
it's feasible she's still a lot ever, but honestly, she
hasn't seen her since the eighties, so who knows?

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yeah, yeah, well, Granma thinks she knows everybody. She she
does that often, right, and for years she's she'll see
someone or like my friends she'll meet and be like, oh,
so this is our family right, Well yeah, but no, right,
we're not related for them. But you There were a
woman who came over for an adult you know, your

(34:48):
facility that's a memory care facility, and Grandma was like, oh,
my good friend Maria or whatever.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Her name is. Maria. That's funny though, because she when
she walked in, she was like, oh, I haven't seen
you in so long. And Maria obviously deals with folks
with memory care issues, and she was like, oh, yeah,
it definitely has been a long time. Yeah, you know,
and she was, well, I saw you coming, but you
snuck up on me. Well you can't be both.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
I saw it coming, heya, And then I.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Thought why I didn't even know you were coming today?
And it was like, I wonder, is it her brain
going do not let on? You don't know who this
friend over compensated or you think it's someone else, or
it's just like I feel like a lot of it
issues like oh, well, yes, of course I know who
this is because she does it with everything right, like

(35:38):
oh I've seen this, I've seen this many times, this
is a rerun, or oh yeah, I love.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
This movie I saw years ago, went into a new movie.
She just doesn't want to be perceived as not knowing
what to do, right, And that's I mean, which makes sense.
She's a very proud woman, right, and I mean, yeah,
but I think it's overcompensating. First.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Well, and I know for a long time that it
most definitely was, because it would be we would be
talking about when we went to do this thing. Yep,
oh I remember that. I well you weren't there, No,
and you don't remember and you don't remember that. I
mean it's like because when we talk about going to Disneyland, Yeah,
she's never been with us, and she went with me
one time, you know, when she was like forty nine.

(36:19):
Totally so a long long time ago because she's eighty six,
but one time, and she didn't even really like it.
We've been a bajillion times, and so when we talk
about it's like, oh, yeah, I remember that, Oh I
love it? Yeah, yeah, Yeah, It's.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Like I remember telling stories out living in San Francisco
when she was like, oh right, and like you've been
to San Francisco, yes, grandmother, but like decades before I
moved there, you know, like you didn't come to visit me,
but often like, oh I did.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
This since I actually it was I think it was
just shortly before you lived there, because it was when
I was with ere.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
I am there in two thousand and eight.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Well, so I was with him until two thousand and two,
so I guess it was while. But I'm also gonna
say that my mother even before any kind of issues.
So what's the word of gullible. We were walking down

(37:22):
on the waterfront the pier. Yeah, yeah, And there's all
kinds of folks who have all kinds of gigs to
make their money instead of just having the sign and
saying give me money. Like there's a guy very famously
who paints into the whole self silver and he's a statue,
and you know, people give him money because his gig
is good. And then there's a guy, the guy with

(37:44):
the bush who eyes behind the bush and a traveling
bush it's his own, like takes it with him and
jumps out and scares people. And then you can pay
him to scare people, which is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Well, my favorite is the guy who has a dog
that has a cat writing on the dog that has
a rat writing on the cat. And we're all walking
through Yeah again, people are, people are singing, playing instruments whatever.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah, so everybody has a gig. Well, this one guy,
his gig was giving people citations like I caught you
smiling and blah blah blah. Well and he comes up
to my mother and starts talking about you know whatever,
and obviously he's not official anybody, but he's reading to
her this thing that she's got this citation, and she's panicking.
She's in trouble.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
I'm president in San Francisco.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
But I and I had foolishly kept walking, not knowing
she had stopped to talk to somebody. And I turned around.
She's gone, I have to go back and go let's go.
And she's like, but I'm in trouble and that no,
you're not. This is just his gig how he makes
his money. Here's a dollar, let's give me back the
old lady. But everything is like, oh my god, what's

(38:51):
happening this? You know? She but she gullible go. Yeah,
so many years ago, we had a foster boy who
said to one of the other foster boys who was
super gullible, he goes, you're so gullible, it says, gullible
in the bottom of your shoe, and that kid, honest
to God, lifted up his foot.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
I that is one of the things that, as the
kids say, lives rent free in my head, ma'am, because
I just think about him saying that, the kid literally
lifting up his foot to look at us, Like.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
That kid was so dumb though. That goal is what
he called me, that gal bitch, you're thirteen or something.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
We had many, many, many foster boys over the time
that we dozens, dozens, and not all of them were memorable,
and some of them were great kids, some of them
not so great. Some of them like this one was
just stupid, stupid. When you talk about me being born

(39:47):
an old lady, he talked like he was an old person. Yeah,
it was literally he were forcas that goal, that coal
and memory.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
He's from Mamala and his aunt's sister was on the
was on the Malala Bucker rooms and or like either
your aunt or your mom, Like what are you.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Talking about your aunts? Unless it was an aunt who's
married to your uncle. So not family honestly. But but
it was like your aunt, you don't know us, bitch.
You could have just said your aunt, you know, like
you would care, like we're gonna go to the Malala bakarono.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Where is his aunt? You know, where's aunt Judy?

Speaker 1 (40:21):
But she didn't have a name because it was just
my aunt sister, my aunt sister. Yeah, it was your ancestors.
My aunts also didn't didn't he wasn't he the one
who said that the dog Willie was going to have
a caesar.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Wasn't that him?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
I was having a caesar?

Speaker 2 (40:36):
He was having a caesar a salad.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Hell yeah, my old black lab was just rolling around
on the rug and doing dog things. Yea, he was
having a caesar. I know.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
God.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
That was also the kid you stabbed.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
I oh my god, so well.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
I wasn't home for this event.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
But everyone you've all heard this story.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Yea, the police because she stabbed the kid with a fork.
Mind you, she didn't harm him any.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
He had it coming. Yeah, I said, listen, you.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Did warn him if he kept scraping the fork across
the plate, you were going to stab him with your
fork and he did, so you did, and yeah I
stabbed him and he was all and everything was fine,
and yeah, what's funny is she just poked him with
a fork. She didn't harm him, she didn't like stick
it into his flesh. And then he I am sure.
He went home, went on his weekend to visit his

(41:35):
mom and worked at stabbing himself enough to draw blood.
It doesn't fork, because he then had marks on his
arms that weren't there. So one of our other foster
boys who loved Anika.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
We.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Started stabbing himself in the arm over and over to
go look, it doesn't even mark. And it's like, we
get it. Yeah, I didn't have to, you know, we
don't need to do your well.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
But even like the doctors were like, no, if this
actually broke the skin when she stabbed, you would be
healing by now. This is just like like were you
recently in war? Like what happened? Right? But but police
had to come and talk to me, yes they did.
Oh my god. I was like, oh you're so freaking out.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
I'm going to jail, I.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Said, bitch, this is where I I like, I can't
go to prison.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Might got you pretty to go to prison.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah, but I didn't. Yeah, fuck that kid, only listen,
I only stabbed two foster boys.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Well, no, you stabbed one. The other one stabbed himself.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Okay, so I stabbed one and then I got introgated
for poking another one with before.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Well no, because I was see and I think you
stabbed the one with before, but the other one you
did not technically see that.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
He walked into me.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
I walked into and I know that is a line
from Chicago, but he really did. She was standing in
the kitchen with a knife and he was like coming
at her, and she's like, I will say, and.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
He took my phone, remember and we'll get back to me.
And I said, held up the knife, man giving my phone?
Do anything? And I said, give them a big of them.
And he took a step and its stabbed him. I
didn't move, bitch, you moved, you double a whore.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
This is also the same kid who said, and I quote,
I want to know what it feels like to get shot,
and Anika, without missing a beat, says, I'm sure that
will happen.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
You know, he was just a teenager and he already
was a punk bitch something.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Well, he also thought he was a hardcore gang member.
So many and he was this little white boy from
Oregon City or malal or something.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
So many of the kids from yeah, the country can
be or some fucking small town were like, yeah, I'm
repping gang members. Motherfucker. There are cows and tractors outside.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
They were in the contractor.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
The contractor, yeah, a contractor. Yeah. But some many of
those foster boys, and.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
A lot of them had like shitty parents or upbringing whatever.
But so many of them, I'm like, baby.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
You're just dumb.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
They would say things to me when I lived in
San Francisco and we'll come back. They'd be like, oh,
you're moving there. Don't wear I start my head and bandanas.
Don't wear a red one or don't wear a blue one.
People are gonna think you're need a gang. And I'm like,
no one's gonna look at me and think, oh my god,
this white girl is coming to she's wrapping the gang.
She's a blood.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
You know.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
No one's thinking that.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
No, no one's saying that. Although I will say I
learned a lot from having foster because I learned a
lot of the lingo of that you know, particular era
of kids I remember one day one of my favorite
foster boys who I adored, picked him up one day
and he was just steaming and he got in trouble
in school and he says to me, he goes, I

(44:50):
almost got into a fight today. And I was like,
how does one almost get into a fight? And he goes, well,
this kid across the class was mean mugging me. And
I'm all, pardon. I mean, I figured out what it meant,
but I was pardon and he goes, yeah, this kid
was mean mugging me. And I go okay, and m

(45:10):
what do you mean? And he was he kept mean
mugging me, and I got so, what you're telling me
is you were willing to get thrown out of this
program and into jail, because if you got booted out
of this program, that's where you went you because this
was like an interim program for kids who were had
been adjudicated, and so it was like where they kind

(45:32):
of decided what was next for them, if they were
going to some like rehab program or if they were
going back home or if whatever. But if you got
booted from that program for fighting or whatever, you went
to jail. And so I said to him, you were
willing to go to jail because some kid looked at you. No,

(45:53):
he was being disrespectful and he mean mugg I go.
But at the end of the day he was looking
at Yeah. But you know, I know I do.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
No, bitch, I don't mugget please, I mean, I mean it.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
I grew up the weird fat check. Yes, I've been
mean muggs more than you can probably mean a bitch. Yeah,
I have perfected the mean mug girls, but I learned
it from you. But anyway, so she.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Had never once made a mean mug until her when
she was twenty.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
At one. No, actually she did. She hadn't hate mug
until she was older. But I came out but I
was all that, and I kept saying to him, so,
you were going to go to jail because someone looked
at you. Yeah, But I was like, think about that week.
You're going to go to jail because someone looked at you.
And then finally, I think, finally it got into his
little noggin and he goes, oh, yeah, yeah, I guess

(46:49):
that is too sounds like a job. But it was like, yes,
it is stupid, but get your ship together. And honestly, honestly,
he was like, of all the four hundred kids we had,
it probably isn't that many. We probably had like forty.
He was probably my favorite because he was just this big,
sweet kid who you know, he was a nice boy, Chris, Yeah,

(47:13):
he was a nice boy. One was funny with when
we when we before we would get foster boys, we
would get what I would refer to as their rap
sheet that would say this is why they're in the program,
and this kid did X, Y and Z things, And
oftentimes you'd read their rap sheet and be like, Jesus Christ,
this man killed terrible and the neighbor's house and the

(47:38):
church with everybody in it. But this particular kid, his
rap sheet looked kind of bad, right, And then I
met him and I go, this kid, Yeah, this guy,
this big snuggly bug of a kid, is so terrible
and awful and whatever. And it was like he ended

(47:59):
up being, like I said, just this really sweet sweet kid.
Not who. But the other funny thing about the Foster
boys is almost all of them had the big pants
for anaka. Yeah, almost all of that Doug girls. They
were gay ones.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Yeah, it just wanted.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
To be my good duties, wanted you to do their
makeup and you know, just whatever.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
But it was like, well, and like I want you
to know, Well, they were teenage boys and I was
a teenage girl, so you know what I mean. And
I had freedom, bitch, and they didn't. But I'm really
grateful you had teenage boys and not teenage girls, because
that would have been a fucking disaster. Well, teenage girls
are a nightmare.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Teenage girls. I'm just gonna say. Uh. In all of
our time being foster parenting, we had I think two
and uh and.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
I got I suppose years of foster parenting, right years.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
And it's like every time one of the and I
know we talked about this before, but every time one
of the boys did something, I would just go, why
did you do that thing? Whatever it was, and they
would be like well, and they would immediately confess, whereas girls,
you know, like Deny till the Death.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Girl, We're like, we have your fingerprints, we have your
own camera. You know, there's DNA. Now you planted that
that was.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
A I I didn't do it. Deep fakes, a deep fake.
It wasn't me, but you know whatever.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's true. A lot of the
boys were all hot for me. But I think because
here's the thing. It was like proximity though, right, Like
they may have had crushes on girls at their school,
but they didn't live in the same house as that, right, right.
And again they would they would want me to do
things for them. That sounds bad, but like we all
had tours because we were teenagers living in a house.
But they would want me to like use my camera

(49:40):
and my little printer to take pictures of them so
they could give it to their girlfriend mom, grandma. However,
and I was like, oh, but I have dishes to
do or I have to feed the dogs. And they'd
be like, we'll do it, We'll do it, okay, And
then they would do my chores and then they die
and then I would take pictures with them or whatever. Yeah,

(50:04):
I mean I did enjoy when there were foster boys here.
It was always fun and a lot of them were
crazy crazy. I had fun with most of them, and
they were crazy in a good way. But there were
some that I was like, you're diabolical and we might
need an exercise, you know.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Like, yeah, we had a few awful ones.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Yeah, Like I remember the one who like cornered me
in the bathroom that really like unsettled me because he
was bigger than me, and I'm a big bitch, so
someone bigger than me kind of freaks me out, especially
they're being aggressive towards me. Weird, right, right right?

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Or then peeping through my windows, Yeah, that was creepy, weird,
but we also I mean, I'm going to talk about
two very specific incidences that happened that I was just like,
oh boy, this kid can't be in my house. One
of the boys who I didn't like from day one
because there was just something off about him and his
energy and just everything. We're in the car and on

(51:03):
the radio they were talking about some father and son
who had been killed by a kid who was driving
it texting, and my immediate response was, I can't imagine.
First of all, I can't imagine that poor family losing
the father and you know, kid and whatever, how awful.
But I said, being that kid, can you imagine living
the rest of your life knowing that your carelessness killed you?

(51:26):
And the other boys in the car were just like,
oh god, yeah I can't. And this one kid goes,
yeah they would bother me, Wait what and the other
boys immediately jumped on him. When we're like, what are
you talking about? That's horrible, And then after he heard
how everybody else's feeling was like, yeah, I was just kidding.
Of course I would feel to your a sociopath is

(51:47):
what really happened at me. But these he and another
boy were in our backyard play fighting, which then turned
to real fighting and up a shovel to hit the
other one, and it's like, so you're just going to
kill the other kid. And that was when I, you know,
it was like no, no, no, put the cabash on

(52:08):
that and called their their worker, come get these children.
I'm not having no, I'm not having anybody kill.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Somebody these children. Whose children?

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Who does baby? I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
These cheers, Yeah, God, foster.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Are our very last foster boy that we had, who,
by the way, killed it for me entirely, like never again.
Was a kid that they gave us like the day
before the pandemic shut down. So I had to live
for three months not leaving my house basically with a
stranger who was a teenager who you know is like

(52:47):
and I don't even need to say he was a
teenager m who had been raised by you know, the system.
Basically because he had an absent absentee parents, mother on
the run, father and jail you know who was like, oh,
dear God, and a and a caseworker who was like, oh,

(53:08):
you need more stuff here, let me get you a
computer and let me get you some video games. What Okay,
that's what he needs is more shit. That caseworker apparently
didn't realize that if you have these things that you
can go on the internet and you can look people
up and you can contact folks, because that was how
he ended up getting in contact with his mother and

(53:31):
then planning, planning his big escapeape. Here's the part about that.
It is just prison from our horrible house where you have,
you know, three meals in his own in his own
bedroom and snacks and you know what. Granted, he was
still trapped with strangers for the pandemic or whatever. His escape, though,

(53:52):
though irritating a ship, still makes me laugh because this
is a kid. I mean, honestly, we always told kids,
if you're going to run away, and we would tell
them this the day they got in our house. It's
like we would give them the rules of the house
and we would always say, and if you choose to
run away, we're not going to stop you because we
can't and it would be full of fresh track because

(54:13):
you're just going to keep doing it. But if you're
going to do it, make sure you close the door,
because I don't want our dogs following you out because
then they might get hurt and whatever. So be smart
about it. Walk out the front door, close the front door. Yeah,
be reponsible.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Runaway.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
So this kid decides at four in the morning, he's
going to climb out the window.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Stupid.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
You know, if you open our front door, you've got
forty five seconds before the alarm goes off. You open
the window, it goes off automatically the very second you
open and the door was just, you know, ten feet
from the window. He climbed out. Yeah, it's like, what
was it to be dramatic? Open the fucking door, but.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
You don't have a window. It's his know, it had
to when he writes his autobiography.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
It does make for a more dramatic story.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Yeah, it's a girl.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
It was like, how did you escape that horrible place? Well, wait,
I climbed out that I had to climb out the window, I.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Know, and it was like a hundred foot draw.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Five, So it was main main floor windows.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Yeah, because you know whatever, and this is a real
hard left, Okay, okay, it has to climbing through windows.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Have we all heard about what happened to the loover?

Speaker 1 (55:32):
No?

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Oh my god. So in the Loop, which if you
don't know, as a museum and HELI right, it's in Paris.
They have these in Paris, and in a lot of
Europe they have ugly looking cars that kind of like
el caminos with ladders in the back. Right, there's a
lot of times you can't take furniture through the building.
You have it transported through windows. Okay, right, makes sense.

(55:55):
It happened because a lot of times buildings in New
York were old. So there's a car like that. I
don't thought anything of it because they're like someone's moving
in or whatever. These burglars broken, pulled up to the window,
put their little ladder up, climbed up to the top window,
second floor, and broke in, okay, and used power tools
to break it. And it's nine thirty ten in the morning.

(56:18):
So the museum is open, yes, or about it, and
there's people there, yes, security of course, it's the louver, right,
and they so they walk in, they get into the
building and at some point the alarm has gotten off
and they just walk three cases down, smash it, grab
the stuff and leave. And it's like the like the jewels, the.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Royal Jewels or okay, the Crowewels, Crown.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Jewels, thank yo. And there was a tiara that they
had dropped, luckily because it's like old and all whatever,
but they got away with it. It happened a day
or two ago, and the world is kind of like,
what the fuck because they haven't been tracked or found
and the middle of the day when people are there,
people had to go.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Nobody noticed this thing backed up to the outside of
the lover inside anything. Yeah crazy, there a car with
a ladder going to your second floor. Nobody, nobody, none
of their cameras.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Right, And also with the the they use power tools
to break in. But I mean everyone who heard shit
happened was like, oh, I just assumed it was.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Yeah, this wild.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
The fear is that the burglars will dismantle the jewelry
and sell.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
The jewels, sell the stone.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Yeah, because it's not It's not like now where gems
are can be you know, laser engraved or whatever. This
is like pre right of course this is old, old time,
but don't you think like if you're like, oh, I
have this rare specific diamond that has probably been looked
at by a billion people and studied, right, and then
you're going to sell it, I don't know. I mean,

(58:00):
I know people can cut it down and whatever, but
I also think like, wouldn't there be an older out
kind of everywhere? Yeah, if somebody was trying to tell
these yeah, I would think isn't that nuts?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
That is nuts? And now to take another hard left,
I just wanted to very quickly say that this last
weekend was the No Kings protest, which was all over
everywhere in the whole world. You know, very very very busy,
lots of people, more people in Washington, d C. Than
we're at either one of the ass clown's inaugurations, right

(58:32):
bind combined. Yeah, what I need to say, because this
I literally perseparated about this for days, is this idiot
that I went to high school with. On her Facebook
page said basically, and I'm I'm absolutely just using my
own words here, I'm paraphrasing, but she was like, don't

(58:54):
you know, don't be fooled and thinking this is about
President Trump because it is not. This is a challenge
against our Lord and Savior, the King of Kings, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
It's like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Wait? This has nothing to do with religion or Jesus.
This is about the guy who's like, you know, taking
all this power that belonged to him. Yeah, and whatever.
But it was like and then somebody commented back saying
that's not at all what it's about, and then wrote
what it was about, and her response was will agree

(59:29):
to disagree, And it's like, no, this person has facts
and you're an idiot.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
You're just a goosey goose see the president.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Why she's even on my Facebook because I have to
go through and be like clean a house and get
rid of people who because then there was somebody else
from my who I went to school with who was like,
hey man, sister.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
It's so crazy to me. The thing that I think
crazy is people are like, oh, it's just that I
hate America protests, and I'm like, it's like the most
American protests. Absolutely, they're protesting having a king. Are we
all that fucking stupid? And we forgot that we were
a colony? You know what I mean of England, which
was the King of England witch, Like, I don't know,

(01:00:12):
people are stupid. It's anti America. America does stuck at
a lot of things. You guys, we need to reconcile
with the fact that America has done dirty it's own
people and the rest of the world.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Well, considering all the shit that's going on with Ice, yes,
we've done our own people very different.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Well, yeah, and how many cups have we staged and
planted in our own people we wanted to run nations?
And how many natural resources have we just fucking raped
and pillaged?

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
America is not the superhero all like we were race
to think it is.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Well, And I saw a thing today, and this is
where I'm going to end all of this is I
saw a thing today on the books, a book of faces.
And I don't remember if there's one of the things
you posted. I just know I saw it because I rarely.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Go on the Facebook because I'm a genius.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
But it was a bunch of Ice agents climbing out
of the back of a van and underneath it said
so which part of the diary of Anne Frank are
we at now? And it's like, uh, yeah, we're in time? Yes, girl,
you know whatever, it's so scary. I know it is scary,
and it's scary for anybody who disagrees with, you know,

(01:01:12):
the president, anybody who disagrees with the regime that's in charge.
You know. It's like Christinome came to Portland and said,
oh my god, it is war torn and she's looking
at fucking inflatable frogs.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
And the picture is so to me, like she she's
so brave fucking glaring down those inflatable fucking costumes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
And when at the time there was what like four yeah,
and I.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Think maybe the total number of people were like a dozen.
She's not staring at a mob, bitch, there was nobody.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Yeah, there's not torches.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
There's one football team for people.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
All dress is inflatable character.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
I know. I think it's so comical. And then she
goes back and she does press conferences where she's like
Portland is just stroyed after she was here, and I'm like,
and there's you literally saw nothing, bitch, right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
And the governor and the mayor and she of police
are all lying. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Well, and now though I want you to know this
is we're ending our podcast right here right now. But
the Supreme Court just for today. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Not.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
The Supreme Court said Trump can send the National Guard
to Portland. Great, so, but does that a national guard
got protect us? I mean protest. It would be.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
To be determined, wouldn't it. TVD bitch TVD?

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Anyway, on that note, bye.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Well, I think we need to go a little more
than that. So you know, we're still in spooky season
and I'm still waiting for people to tell me their
favorite anymore, you know, or your or your favorite or
least favorite Halloween candy. You know what, my not gross.
It's not even really candy. It's just sugar made into

(01:02:51):
forms of god teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
I bought about candy a couple and what's gone now
because I've eaten.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
AnyWho. But if you're gonna send us an email, you're
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listen to us because we're there. Put this on easy Square,
people from Portland.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Put us on a loudspeaker and play it for your
local isations. Go and play it. Yeah, yeah, everyone can
just hear our beautiful anglic voice.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
I saying I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
I know anyway else save I'm done. All right, I'm hungry,
we're gonna go Bye.