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This week we talk about working with the public, mourning a pet, and stupid shit in the news.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Mm hmmm, mm hmmm. It was.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hi, wow, I'm talking to talking to a can is
a candidate, you know.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Lucky me.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
It's like half of a girl's dinner, right, I don't know,
I've met girls that and some you.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Know, butterfree popcorn. I was like, what were you gonna say,
let's not I'm a lady. I don't know, burp on
there something lady of death.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
That could be yeah, Accura.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Speaking of death. Well, actually I won't speak of death
until we go through the whole Welcome to another week
of it would seems the podcast where ever talk about anything,
everything and nothing, mostly nothing. I'm vesta, I'm anica, I'm bothered.
Are you bothered? Are you not be witch bothered?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Anyway, tell me about death now? Well as you know
I do. We we had to what's that afraid? Take
over the rainbow bridge.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
We had to assist little baby over the rainbow bridge,
sister over the rainbow final bow.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Are our oldest female, our oldest dog, your only our
only female. Mika Jones, who is a pity beautiful old girl.
She was our first pity.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, she's what made you love pities.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
She is what made me love pities. You had. You
just had three of our house. Yeahuse you know, like
all white ladies, I'm like rescuing pit bulls, and why
not because I'm scared of nothing. Yeah, well it's not true.
I'm afraid of teenagers. But but bibbs, no, I love them. Yeah,
do you love them? I want to snuggle and kiss them. Girl.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Give me a dog, honestly, and people, I don't have
dogs that I don't like. There are people who are like,
I don't like big dogs, so I don't like yuppy,
little inkle bier dogs, or I don't like the ugly
ones that are hairless, or but I love them all.
You could bring me the ugliest dog in the world
and I'd be all you were the cutest little puppy
who ever lived. Honestly, Give me a dog, pretty much.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Give me like I well, considering I know in this
particular stage of my life, I like dogs better than people. Yeah,
I get it. And you know what's funny is when
I talk to people who don't like dogs, it's weird.
It is weird. I don't understand. I mean now, I
grew up with that. I never had dogs, only had cats. Yeah,
and so I was all I guess. I guess I'm

(02:46):
a cat person because I don't know. But it was
only because I've never had a dog. Yeah, but that's
once I had a personal relationship with the dog. It's like, oh, well,
it's I get it now.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
It was weird for me when you started having dogs
because you never had dogs. I never remember seeing you
around dogs, and then you had dogs, and I was like,
what is happening? But I mean, I feel very similar.
But I had all animals growing up.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
You know. Yeah, but I'm just yeah, even though even
though you did, they were not You didn't get to
have the kind of relationship with that. We have your
dogs now because your stupid birth father would have just
chained up in the backyard totally you're living in the
garage or some stupid shit something awful. They were not.
Whereas you know, we are the kind of pet owners

(03:32):
or pet families or whatever you want to call it,
where our animals are spoiled and do what the fuck
they want. Yeah, you know, yeah, sleep on the couch
or on our beds or wherever.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, my dogs have free rein. They go where they want.
They sleep away with me every night, and only a
puppy girl is locked up because she'll just tear it
up if not. And as you hear, Emily Gene is
hacking something up.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
But who knows. She's out here being old. So something
weird did happen yesterday? So, uh, I don't know. I
just feel like the dogs kind of have a sixth
sense of when weird things are happening. Absolutely so when
we took Mika to the vet for her last vet
trip ever, our great Dane who was always just free

(04:15):
roaming in the house. He hasn't been in a crate
for quite a while, but he was free roaming the house.
And he's a good boy. He never gets in trouble.
He never does anything naughty.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Never.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
We came home yesterday and he had taken There was
one piece of that cinnamon cake that we had last Tuesday,
wrapped in foil, and he ate that, took it out
of the foil, shreaded out the foil, and he took
the entire There was like probably a quarter of a
loaf of banana bread wrapped in a towel and he
ate that too, My god, And is he stress eating?

(04:47):
What is happening? He doesn't do that kind of he fed,
he was he had eaten, he had his treets, he whatever,
and it was like, I don't know if he was
just stressed out, but he was. That's not like him.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
No, it's all like him at all.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
So that was just very weird. And I was like,
I'm so, you're gonna have a sick tummy.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah, I'm assuming it's I had to have been stressed.
Mika hasn't been doing well, you know, right, and you
took her to the vet and then he did all that.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah while we were at the bet. Yeah that made
it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, crazy, crazy, Yeah, he clearly knew his sister was
not long.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
You know. And then I know I was having and
as I told just morning, it was having a weird
kind of like off and on day where most of
the time I was fine with what was happening, but
I always have the same issue whenever I've had to
have one of our animals put down, and all of
our animals but one nope, but two we've had to

(05:45):
make the choice. And it was because they were so
sick or so yeah, frail or whatever it was like,
but they were they had it was time. I was
just I'm overthinking and I'm questioning, like am I making
the right choice. Am I killing this perfectly vital animal?
What am I doing? And so there's a lot of that,

(06:07):
and there's always a lot of that. But we get
to the vet and she's just once she's in the
vat because she hates the car, she's freaking out. She's
crying the whole way there, which isn't very far. It's
like a mile, but you know, in traffic, it took
us still like five minutes anyhow, but she's crying forget.
We get her inside the vet and she's just happy

(06:30):
as can be, running around eating cat treats. We offered
her dog treats to want no part of it, so
they had cat treats in there with her too, and
it was like try that, I'll try it. And so
I gave her these little flower shaped cat treats and
she was all about it. And then this tube of
some liquidy, Yeah, something loved it. She whiz on a board,

(06:54):
you know, beat it up and just like happy and wagon.
We got to stop, you know, it's like, we can't
take it her home. The other thing is we all
choose to stay in the room with her while it's
happened and to pet her and talk to her and
love her, and they now I from when I've had
the sen of the past, it feels it's a little

(07:16):
different because they now give them a sedative, so they
go nine night first and then they give them the
one that stops their heart. Well and I know all
of this, right, but when they gave her the sedative,
it literally works instantly because she's standing up. The injector
was a sedative, and then they help her lay down, but

(07:39):
she didn't close her eyes. It was all, Okay, that's weird.
And then when they gave her the other whatever you
call it. When they injected her with the other stuff,
it was not even a full minute before the doctor said,
and her heart has supped. Yeah, so she's done. And

(08:01):
it was like I know all of what's happening, and
still I am like bawling, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
know I know where I was like, I kind of didn't.
I didn't think that was going to happen. No, I
got it, but I also never kind of know what
to expect, how I'm going to react to different things now.
And it was also I think just seeing you know,
my children being upset, but also just seeing this dog

(08:24):
who's been a part of our lives for nine years. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, well, and you know when you talk about they
it's a plane.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
The plane, the plane, the plane.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
When I had as everyone knows, I've talked about it,
and I was devastated for like a year and a half.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
When I had to have Annabel put down.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
She was thirteen and of her leg was whatever, had
a tumor, was swollen up. But I had a vet
come to the house, and it's more expensive and whatever.
But like Annabel hated the vat like I wasn't. It
was more comfortable. People came, people got to love on her.
It was great, whatever. But they had to give her
multiple doses of the stuff to knock her out because

(09:06):
she wouldn't. She fought it and fought it and fought it.
And that to me, I was like what am I doing?
You know, because I was like, great, So now she's
fighting to stay alive and I'm gonna just no.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
And I'm killing her. Yeah, but she was get that.
But but she was so sick, you know. But that's
also the dog that you had to practically knock out
to just cut her, cut her toenails. I know, all
I'm fucking doing it. No, I don't want to. Don't
touch my feet. I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
But yeah, I remember being like Jesus Christ, she's taking
so many doses. But you know, I was thinking about
this the other day. What Annabelle was sick. Yes, but
it was like, oh, her leg was so fucked up
with that huge swollen tumor that they were like, that's
their option is to take her leg. And I was like,
she's thirteen.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
You know what I mean, She's not gonna Yeah, she
can't learn how to walk with three she had she
been one of those dogs, and we talked about that.
Had she been one of those dogs who lost their
leg young, absolutely they'd have been fine, because I often
see got dogs with three legs running around and they're fine,
They're totally fine, and it would have been fine.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
But she was thirteen and old, you know what I mean.
There was no way she was gonna be able to
function properly without her one of her back legs, not
at that.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Stage, you know.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
But yeah, always making the decision to, you know, assist
your baby across that bridge is it's a lot, and
it's always a.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Lot, and it's painful and and also the thing about grief,
which you know, both of us have lost lots and
lots of people and animals and whatever. And so the
tricky part about grief is you just never kind of
know when it's gonna rear waves. Girl, Yeah, because like
last night, well we have in our in our house,

(10:50):
we single good night song every night to our kids,
even though they're both you know, in high school, and
uh got ready to start sing last night and it
just broke person and I'm well, why am I crying? Now?
What am I crying about? You know whatever?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, such a huge part of your life, you know, animals,
And I think sometimes the loss of an animal fucks
me up than the loss of a person, because like,
for example, I was with Anna about every single day
of you know, since I had her, you know, and
she went everywhere with me. I obviously talked to my animals,
but I mean she was with me more than any

(11:28):
one person, bitch, okay, And so when I lost Annabel,
it was like, oh, this is like a part of me,
you know, when she happen. So I do think you
see your babies every day, you're with them every day,
you have to attend to them every day, and so
it is different than a personal a lot of time
or a friend and like not saying it's any easier

(11:51):
to lose a friend, but.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
No, it's different people.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
It was just different when people say shit like well
it was just a cat, it was just a dog,
eat shit.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Girl. The same people who get mad that you have
animals instead of children, I know, and you love them
like they love their children. Yeah, And it's like, well
you can't because it's just an animal. Well says who Yeah,
and that's just a child. That's just a child. Honestly,
the whole idea to me that you can quantify love

(12:23):
and it's like, well, you can't love this thing like
you love this thing. Well, not everybody likes children, you know, man,
And not everybody likes animals and not if you're not
an animal person, obviously you're not going to get it.
You're not going to get how deep that love can be.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah, but I want you to know even the one
time twice in my life I've hit an animal with
my car. Once it was a bird, another time was
like a squirrel. When I both times I had to
pull over and cry. I was fucked up, and I
was and I thought it ruined my day, right, I
thought about it all day anytime I got my car
for like two weeks after that, I was like, what
am I going to hill today?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
You know?

Speaker 2 (13:01):
And so even if it's not an animal I owned,
I was still like, I just killed something.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
That's crazy, you know.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
And so people who were like so callous towards it,
it's weird. I think it's weird. The loss of life
is devastating.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
You know, since you mentioned that. I mean, I feel
pretty blessed in the forty eight years that I've been
driving that I've hit one animal and it was a possum.
And was I any less upset than had it been
a cattera dog. No, No, because it was still this
little life that is now ended. And people said to
me it was just a possum. Possums are gross, You're gross,

(13:37):
You're a gross Okay, yeah. But it was like the
same thing when I lived in north Portland and I
had this little possum show to put my back door,
who was hurt and hungry, and it was all, okay,
let me get you some food. And I went and
got him some food and put him at the back door,
and he came by every day had some food until
he was all healed. Yeah, and then I didn't see

(13:58):
him and it was like love that he got strong,
and I had, what is wrong with you? What? That's
an animal?

Speaker 2 (14:04):
You're like, also, do you know who the fuck I
was raised by?

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Right? And the fact that your grandmother. The fact that
you think possums are gross because they look or they
have a prehensile tail or whatever it is. You know,
it's like that's on you, yeah, because you think they're gross.
I think people owning snakes and spiders is gross. But
I'm not going to be like, oh, just kill it. No, No,

(14:27):
that's somebody else's thing. I don't want it in my house. No.
And I want you to know.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
The older I get, the more I'm just like, it's
a living being that has a life, and I am
it's so stupid. Kids are amazed by nature because kids
don't know anything. Their brains are made of must right,
They're like, whoa bubbles or butterflies or whatever? Wind? And
I'm like watching videos of birds building their nest, being
like how was that little bird imprinted with so much
knowledge on how to build a nest?

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Right?

Speaker 2 (14:52):
What what to do? And no one taught them? You know,
but I saw I go down rabbit holes, being like
what is this? And I was watching people breed moths.
Moths to me, are you know whatever? But when they're
the big beautiful moths that have like this big of
a body and they're furry, it's a whole animal. That's
an animal, right, people have mice like that's an animal whatever.

(15:15):
And watching it like rubbits little face and then snuggle
up to its person, I was like, I have looked
at some insects very incorrectly because that is like a cute,
cuddly little moth that wants to cuddle with its person
because they're like, you know what I'm talking about, the big,
huge winged moth. Like I was shook because again I'm like, hey,
it's a bag. But then watching it cuddle and rubbits

(15:36):
little face and go night night, I was like, holy
fucking shit.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, animals are incredible. Well because you don't think about
I think we're not programmed to think about anything in
like the insect, yeah, as being anything other.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Than a pest yeah ew gross kill it? Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
So yeah, no I get that. I mean I don't again,
I don't want them in mind, I don't want it.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
And I don't want to do it, but I think
it's precious, right, And I think more and more. I
didn't like birds and fish for a long time. It's
not like I love them or I want them, but
I'm still like you.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
I saw the cutest video yesterday. Okay, was it a pigeons? No? Okay,
it was a bison. Oh love whose best friend is
a turtle?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Obsessed a turtle?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
A tortoise?

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Okay, so huge?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
But this tortoise had gotten flipped onto its back and
the bison was using its horn to turn it back
over and it didn't stop until it had it back,
And I was like, that is some symbiotic Yeah, that
tortoise hadn't been left on I mean there was people around,
somebody was a videotape, you know.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
But if this had happened in the wild or no
one was there, it probably would have.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Died, right. But it has his best friend, the bison.
That I love that ship.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
I love animal friendships that are like oh, or like
cute little symbiotic relationships are like I had no idea,
like birds and hippos, or you sent me.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
A video of this black dog that was like the
size of a lab. I don't know what kind of dog.
It's just black, shiny, pretty dog.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
It was a black one.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
It was a black dog whose best friend was a
black cow. And they ran around together. They got the
zoom you see, They slept together, they did everything together.
And at one point you see him both sleeping on
the front porch. And it's a full grown cow. It's
not a miniature cow, no, and full grown cows are
several thousand pounds. Yeah, so it was a good thing
their porch was concrete. Yeah, I was forced, you know,

(17:30):
but it was like, that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
I love it. Yeah, I know, I this is more
of a stick But when I lived in San Francisco
he may still be there. There was a guy who
walked around with his very well trained dog, and on
top of his dog was his very well trained cat,
and on top of this cat was a very well
trained rat, and they rode on top of each other.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
And that islious.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
You know. That was one thing I realized living in
San Francisco is that every houseless person who was panhandling
had a stick girl. They all did things. It was incredible,
And like he would walk around and pick up the rat,
and the cat would come and lay on it whatever.
But like when they were walking, they were all on
top of the dog, and I was just like, give
this man blown, yeah, give him a job, give him

(18:12):
a house, give him a story.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
It was so cool. Give his own TV show. Yeah,
that's what I'm trying to think of. My brain's like, yeah,
I was impressed. And this is the only place I've
seen is in San Francisca when you're down like on
the wharf and stuff. But you see all of these
people who are earning money by doing like you said,

(18:35):
they each have their own stick. Yeah, like the guy
who's painted silver. Yeah, and you know, does the whole
statue and then scares people. Yeah. My favorite, and I
know you know this because we've talked about it, is
the guy who carries around his own bush. Okay, the bushman.
He's the bush man. He hides behind this bush that
he carries with him because it's not connected to well,
there is a bush and then he's dressed as a bush,

(18:57):
but he was actually carrying.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Oh so far, Yeah, because he's I don't know if
it's the one guy, but Bushman of San Francisco is
pretty well known as a man who dresses very much
as a bush and hides in bushes and then jumps
out and scares tourists.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
And right, and then you give him money because it
was funny. And you can also pay him to scare people,
which is funny. And I was like, but it's something
for something, and it's a small business owner.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
That man is an entrepreneur.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, you know absolutely, I know absolutely. I know that
I took my mother to San Francisco. And the thing
about that old woman is in her day, yeah, you know,
she would stop and talk and she still will. She
would stop and talk to anyone now it right, right,
but she would stop and talk and if people started

(19:44):
talking to her, she felt obligated to stop and listen
and whatever, and would be like, what is happening. I'd
be like, come on, they're trying to get money from you.
Yeah whatever. This one guy, uh stopped her and I'm
like half a block ahead and I turn around and god,
we go back to get her, and she has this
kind of panicked expression on her face. His kids are

(20:05):
this guy is giving her a ticket, like you know,
and it's like in San Francisco. Yes, yeah, he's giving
her a ticket because she smiled or something. And it's
like this cute little stick he has going, yeah, you know,
you're supposed to pay him like a dollar or something
and whatever, and she's just completely lost, thinking she's in
some kind of trouble, the country girl in the big

(20:26):
city I know exactly exactly. And it was like, no,
you're not in trouble. There's nothing he's this is his gig,
this is how he makes money. You know, give them
a dollar and let's move on. We have things to do.
But it was just like the panic in her face,
like I'm being written tickets. Yeah, I don't know this
person whatever.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
And that was in San Francisco. Yeah, I my good
Judy Jonathan Van Jamison and the beautiful John the beautiful,
the iconic of a legendary Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
We and by the way, he is absolutely beautiful. Yeah,
stunningly beautiful, like an hindess sickening. How beautifully is.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Like, you know, like an unholy pair of eyes that
I'm like, no one's eyes are this color? Where did
you get them? Who did you steal them from? Okay, sidebar.
We worked at Starbucks in San Francisco together and people
would ask him are your eyes real? And I remember
one time we said no, both glass and remember being like, bitch,
that is the funniest thing in my life. But we

(21:25):
were downtown San Francisco, and if you've been, it's only
seven miles by seven miles. It's not a big city,
but it's a big city, right. So we're down being
dumb eighteen eighteen year olds in San Francisco and this
guy walks up to us and he's like, oh my god,
he's carrying gaskin. My car broke down on the freeway.
Mind you, We're not close to the freeway, right, And
he's like.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
This is a stick I've seen a million times. Yeah,
And he's like, oh my god, help me. I need
some money.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
And I was like, I'm having many cash, sorry, and
John's like me either, and he's like there's an ATM
right there and well and John's like okay, okay, and
I'm all a girl, no, So we like you stay
there and we walk to the ATM and I'm whispering
to John the whole time. I'm like, bitch, don't you
take that money out? And don't you give that man money.
He is trying to work you for money, like his
car'sn't really broken down. Like John's like, wait, are you serious? Yes, girl,

(22:13):
And then he's like, what do we do? And I said,
we run, and bitch, I said one, two or three,
and we turned and we sprinted. John's wearing cowboy boots
and I'm wearing like strappy little sandals.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
So you just hear. And John's screaming I'm sorry. I'm
sorry to.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
The man because we're not giving him money, right, And
I'm like, you should not have left home, baby, because
you don't know things.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, cute, that's when you go, oh you know what,
the atam wouldn't give anything. I must be overdrawn.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Oh you know what? No, yeah, exactly, just crazy shit.
But you know you're only young ones yellow.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah that means well. And I right, I only fell
for that like the first time. Yeah, but and how
it worked. So the first time I was downtown, I
had just gotten off work at the Embers and there's
this young woman who was like, I'm freaking out. My
daughter's in the car. She points the car. I don't

(23:09):
see a kid, but supposed to be sleeping in a car.
And I broke down and I don't have any money
for gas and I need to get home.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
There's a bar right here, go get on the stage
and perform.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
You'll get tips. Right, they were closed, so it was like,
and you know, I whatever, blah blah, I need to
get all the way home to Hillsboro.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Why are you here?

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Okay? So I gave her a couple of bucks. Did
I just work the club? So I had a brothel
of tips? So I gave her some sweaty bra. Here's
some wet money. Go get some gap. And I'm going
to tell you what sweaty bra money is the grossest.
I would take it home and let her dry out.
But when people tipped me, it was generally in my boostie.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
It was usually dry win gottah, it went in there
and anyway.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
But the next week, when she was in the parking
lot again like my daughter this time and she's drunk,
it was all, so, how crazy is it that you
broke down two weeks in a row in the same space.
And she was like what And I go, yeah, you
were here last Saturday. I gave you money last Saturday.

(24:17):
She was all, no, I've never no, I've never seen you.
I realized all white people are the same. Uh huh,
but bitch, I know I don't look like.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Bitch.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Have you seen me? Yeah, I know who you is
because last week I you know what.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
And I have given people money many times in my life,
usually when people are like I just want to drink,
or like, you know, if you're honest, I love the honesty,
and also or if you're creative, honest, creative love love love.
Most of the time I'm like, don't have time. But
I remember before Portland was like downtown Portland was what

(24:55):
it is now. I remember being downtown one time and
there was just a group of street it's sitting on
the curb and they're all talking. They're facing the buildings,
not facing the street, and they're, hey, you got any change,
And it was like yeah, And I had just like
seven quarters or whatever, seven coins and they put one
of each put one in each person's hand.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
So it was felt like I'm Jesus or something. No girl,
but I was like, that's all I have.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
And they were so grateful, and it was like I
gave you a total of a dollar fifty and think.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
You praise me more.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
But I felt like each of you get a coin.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Here you are now, don't you clothesmen?

Speaker 2 (25:31):
It all wow, Like you're all working together, you all
get paid.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Right, And so probably together you could at least buy
you know, one of you distracts from top run, right,
say that nowhere to heat up the top run. That's
not really my point. Blah blah.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
I know. Isn't it crazy that there's some convenience source
that sell shit like that, like ready to eat food
that you need a microwave or hot water.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
For and they're like, go find that.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
What do you? I don't have a home. You think
you're just carrying on microwave with me?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
So when I worked at plaid pantry, I was it
was before I went to beauty school. They like most
of those kind of conveniences like seven eleven. And that's
because plaid pantry is like seven eleven. I don't know
what plaid pantry is.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Plodt it is not when I went to Michigan, okay,
like what's plaid panties And I said, yeah, no, so.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
It's like seven eleven. Yeah, anyway, but they would have
the hot dogs, you know, on the little roller thingies
and could have been there for several weeks, right, and
they were turning funny colors, and then they had that
gooey gross cheese saucy poured over tortilla chips and whatever.
At the end of the day, if they hadn't been
on there the whole day, you put them in a

(26:43):
thing and put them back on it the next morning,
which is gross. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yes, you're reheating and then it's cooling down and then
you're reheating.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, that's which is gross and not safe.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
It's not safe.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, and so or we were supposed to throw them
away depending right, Well, if they were good birds, I'd
be like, oh yeah, eating hot. But I would have
people come in at the end of the day being
like you're gonna throw that away? Right? It's like, can
I just have one? And I was supposed to say
no because I'm not allowed to. And I was like, well,

(27:14):
I'm gonna put I'm gonna put these in this container
on the counter so I can throw them away when
I'm done cleaning.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah, and if they go missing.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
You know, I now have to turn around and clean
this machine. So yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Do you know I think we'reking in businesses, especially when
it came to food. How many free things I give away? Girl?
Because I was like, I'm not arguing with you about it,
like this one's wrong or it doesn't all, here's another one,
but I don't care. I'm not going to go through
the transaction with you of like, no, just take it,
you know what I mean, Or I'll remake your drink

(27:49):
or you know what, one's a little broken, have it
for free. That was me girl, right, because I'm a
good person.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Well, also I don't understand that. Okay, So let's just
say our experience usually is we go through the drive
through of Starbucks a couple times a week, and every
once in a while, you know the drink is wrong
or whatever. It's not very often, but yeah, but I
find that if you just say, oh, hey, you know

(28:17):
this isn't right or whatever and not be a bit
about it, that they're gonna one give you the drink
that's wrong, yeah, to take home and then make you
a fresh one and not be feeling any kind of
way about it. But if you're all like you fucked
this up, like you're nasty about it, you they're probably
gonna spin or they're gonna give you like you said,

(28:37):
they're gonna give you decat when you wanted full cat,
you know. But it's like there's no reason when you're
dealing with folks who have to deal with the public
to be anything less than kind.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
No, And you know, as somebody who worked at Starbucks
and somebody who is a supervisor of people dealing with
people who are so angry, I remember being like, we
serve coffee, Like I'm giving you what you want for free.
I know we made a mistake. I'm terribly sorry, but
we're serving coffee, you know what I mean. Like, we're
not carrying cancer. I'm not doing an oil change on

(29:14):
your car and put the wrong oil in it and
with the doctor and fucked up your pastemaker. Like I'm
serving you coffee, you.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Know, So why are The worst thing is probably gonna
happen to you is you're not gonna like the taste
of it.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah, You're gonna get a wrong drink. That's the worst thing,
you know. And I'm like, girl, fine, but I would
always just remake shit, right, Okay, I'll remake it because
and people are like, but you can't give away shit
for free. The thing you have to realize is companies
have to account for waste, yeah, and especially food, you know.
But yeah, I think it's so much easier to be like,

(29:45):
there's your remade whatever than being like, well, let's go in.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
No, just take what you want whatever, right, right. I Also,
you know, it's just for me. The idea that you're
gonna go in expecting I think they're expecting a fight.
They're expecting like and if I'm loud enough and rude
enough and whatever enough, you're gonna, I don't know what,
give me extra free things, or you're gonna be like

(30:10):
here's a punch guard for ten free coffees or whatever.
It's like, no, I will remake your call. Yeah, you
know whatever, but it's like why be nasty?

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Well, and to me, it's all situational depending on how
egregious you know what I mean. The situation is like,
did you find a cigarette button your coffee? Then I'll
return your money and I'll give make you fourteen free drinks,
you know whatever. But like unless you've found a severed
finger and it was your daughter's, Like I don't hear
about that, you know I like, right, none of it's

(30:38):
that big a deal because people would want, like why
I want my money back and I want you to
make a drink? People just get above and beyond the
call of duty, right, And it's like, again, depending on
how egregious it was to my breast to throw a
drink at you, then sure, you know whatever, but if
it was just if it was something ridiculous, absolutely, But
even at that, yeah, I mean I've been in situations
where probably I think those people would have been like,

(31:01):
I need my food free and I need everyone my.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Table to get their food free. Because I was at
a Denny's one time, many many years ago and was
drinking water out of a glass glass and there was
a little chip in the rim and I got a
tiny little cut on my lip, and I mean it
was teeny it was like and it was like, oh shit,

(31:23):
I better not. And so when the wage came over,
I said, just so you know, And I wasn't mad
or anything else. I said, just so you know, this
cup should be thrown away because there's a little chip
in the rim and you know, like I cut my
lip a little bit. But whatever, I go, but it's fine.
Just I just wanted you to know so you can
throw it in the garbage. And she was like, oh
my god, I'm so so sorry. I was like, shit happens,

(31:46):
you know whatever, I'm not gonna believe it. It's just
literally a little tiny scratch on my just throw it
in the garbage and whatever. Then the manager comes over
and he's like, I am so so sorry. It's like,
it's fine, I said, really, the reason I was hers
just so could go in the garbage. It didn't have
it again. They comped the meals to everyone at my table.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
And you were like, no, I don't even like these
people make them pay.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
But it was just like, Okay, I didn't ask for anything,
thank you. And I think that you know, you're more
likely to get something when you ask for nothing, and
when you're not nasty about it, when you're agreed.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
I know I'm not that person to bitch and complain
about shit out a place very often, you know. I
remember one time with you at another breakfast restaurant. I
don't know where we were going, but you and me
and fuck boy Shane stood at that counter in fucking
world head bobbing at people. It was like Denny's by
the airport or something.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Okay, do you remember this.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Our food was slow, it was cold, it was awful,
and there was no one else in the restaurant and
we're like, what the fuck is happening? And so we
went up and bitched and we didn't remember I don't
remember what we were doing that day or whatever, but
imber we were not happy camp or because I said,
why is it cold and slow? Because there's not another
person in here. But then, you know, I think about

(33:10):
I don't know, I just think certain people who serve
the public do have such a hard job. Because I
was at Cup and Saucer on Hawthorne, prescious little breakfast place.
If you haven't gone, go if it's still there. I'm
assuming it's delightful. But I was sitting having lunch with Astra,
breakfast with Astra, and there was a man at there's

(33:32):
like a little bar right when you walk in, and
he's sitting there eating food and having drinks. And then
there's a little kerfuffle and basically he was houseless. He
had money, so he came and ordered all this food,
ate all this.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Food, and they couldn't pay. And then the yeah and.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
The waitress, the bar waitress was our waitress, and I said,
I'll pay for it, like I don't know, I don't
I'll let me pay for it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
I don't want you.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
To have to go without because he didn't pay you.
Like I'm not mad at him. Yes, was a shitty thing,
he's houseless whatever, let me pay for it. And she
was like, you don't have to just pay for the
if you want it. If you want to just pay
for the alcohols, like, I'll pay for the whole meal
and I'll tip you, you know what I mean. Like,
it's not your fault. And you have to deal with
so many fucking people that I'm sure you get treated

(34:13):
like shit, so like, let me do this nice thing,
you know. But I think situations like that are important too,
because again, service people bust their asses a lot of
the time to ensure that, you know, you get in.
They're the people you deal with, you know what I mean,
if the food is wrong, if something's you know, in
the restaurant not going right, whatever, they're the person you
have to deal with, right, It's not the cook, it's

(34:35):
often not the manager.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
So and you know, also often these people aren't making
shit for money, no, and so when people and this
is one of the things I know we've talked about
and he taught my children, is you always tip your server.
And if you can't afford a tip with it, you
don't go out to dinner. Yeah, you say home and
have your top ram and or mom sandwich or whatever
you're gonna have. But if you can't afford the tip

(34:59):
with dinner, you don't go out, you know, because these
people need to make a living and it's not their
fault that their employers don't pay you know, them enough
to make a decent living. So whatever, yeah, tip and
I learned. I want to say it was from you
when you were a Starbucks that because you know, there's

(35:20):
that whole trend and you see it on social media
about people paying and paying it forward. It's like paying
for the car behind them or whatever. I hate it.
And it's like, instead of doing that because those people
are just gonna oh, like I have a free drink,
col tip your barista or go you know what, I
would like to give you a little extra because I

(35:43):
have a little extra money today. And so instead of
me buying the coffee that those people are gonna pay for,
I would like to give you, you know, ten bucks or
whatever whatever it is, because that's way more appreciated. Yes,
And you know, it's like you're directly affecting the lives
of people who are maybe not making enough money.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
And I don't like to shit on it too hard
because like yes, it's a nice thing to do, of
course it is. I would prefer if you're going to
do the pay it forward thing, what you should do
is buy a gift card, put money on a gift card,
give it to the barista, say use this for the
next however many drinks, right, That makes more sense to me.
Doing pay forward makes it so we have to remember, Okay,

(36:25):
so they already paid, but this drink is for the
next car, and that next card doesn't need to pay,
you know what I mean. Like, so it's us at
behind the speaker having like juggle all of it. So
instead I would prefer it like people would come in
and say, oh, this is a fifty dollars gift card.
Any like fire what are they called? Firefighters or cops

(36:46):
come in pay for their order with this. A lot
of times are like, we can't take it. Well, you
can't give it to them directly because you can't give
them gifts. But if someone brought in a gift card,
I could just pay for shit like that. But like
that is that does more? Then you fucking making everyone
inside Starbucks panic, you know, And if you're gonna do it,

(37:06):
don't give give the breezes the money. They're working way
harder than you. And if there's I guess and pay
it forward. Let me tell you what that means. That
there's a line of fucking people behind you. So we're
already working her ass off, right, so give.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Us I and this is gonna this is terrible. But
this is the kind of terrible person I am. If
you handed me an extra twenty and said just pay
it forward, I'd be like, I'm paying it forward to
the people I'm working. Oh Girl'm putting on a tip jar.
Here you go there. I paid it forward to these
people's you know or whatever. I would pay for their drinking,
but the rest of them, you know whatever. But like, yeah, always,

(37:39):
I've never worked in food service. Yeah uh. And I've
barely worked in retail. Yeah, I mean I've always I've
done hair. I worked, you know, in a grocery you know,
will apply pantry for a minute. But mostly I've worked
you know, one on one hair. Yeah, but for a
hot minute, I worked in the jewelry department. And remember, Frank, So,

(38:03):
I don't know the struggle of working with the public
like that. I don't because in my business unless I
have like somebody coming in who's like a first time
client or whatever, and they're gonna get all pussy with
me about something. But even if they do, it's like,
then don't come back get your hair cut. Yeah. Also,
if you're gonna be a cunt to me, leave, Yeah,

(38:24):
it's my salon, bitch, I don't need it, Tutu Lou. Yeah.
But people don't tend to be yeah, of course if
what's funny to me is when I worked at a
chain salon where you charge almost nothing. It's like beauty
school prices Privarically, people are more apt to complain about,
you know, a bad haircut or a bad whatever than

(38:45):
they are if they go to an expensive salon. As
a matter of fact, we got people all the time
who would come in and go, well, I went to
such and such salon, which we all knew bite reputation
with a very expensive bougie salon, and they didn't do
it right. And I want you to So you paid
them seventy dollars for a haircut, and you're coming here
for a ten dollars haircut to fix their seventy dollars haircut.

(39:07):
You don't Why wouldn't you just go back to you know,
Bob at fancy salon and say, Bob, when I was here,
I know.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
What's because everything was all a cart girl, right.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
But even then, I would have said, hey, Bob, when
I was hair, last time you fucked up my hair?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Yeah, bitch, I mean I would say it nicely, sure,
but I think it's helpful. No, it's not only help
it's good for you, but it's helpful to Bob, and
it's helpful to Bob's rest of his client. Tell bitch,
he's not giving them all Yeah, sideways Bob's or whatever.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
So I'm going to tell you as a hairstylist, Yeah,
I would much much rather someone come to me and say,
you know what best of when you did my hair
last time? It was either you know, it was too short,
the color was a little bit off, or whatever. Yeah,
you know, I would rather tell me that so that
I can course correct. You know. It's like, oh, I'm sorry.
I'd rather you told me sooner than later, Like if

(39:55):
it was you know, a couple of days ago, this
is not quite the shape I wanted, or this color
is too light or whatever it is. But I would
rather you tell me than be mad and go somewhere else.
Ma'am it's like because if I can fix it, I will,
and I'll fix it free. I know.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
It's also things like that, like hair prices, facials, things
like that. The price is so it varies so much.
So if you charge high price like number, people are
gonna be like, oh, they probably know a lot, probably
very expensive products. They probably are like exclusive, you know,
crazy shit, which often that isn't the case.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
No, bet Debs, no no. And it's like when you
go to hair shows, it's like they tell you that
the only way you're going to get to raise in
this business is to raise your price and to work
more people, so to overlap your people, and to charge
double book. And it's like, I don't want that kind
of stress. Thank you stressful. But I know that I
don't charge enough because people around me will come and go,

(40:55):
oh way the hair, the hair is long down the street,
charges X amount for a hair kind I'm well, damn it,
charge more, I know, but I don't charge more because
you know, we're in a time in our lives where
money is tight for a lot of yeah, girl post
especially like right around when the pandemic started, I was like,

(41:15):
I'm absolutely not raising my prices. People were out of work,
people were struggling you.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
And I also know what it's like to be poor
and go without and you know when you need to
buy something but you don't have the funds for it.
And I'm not saying a haircut is like a necessity, right,
but like we understand what it's like to go somewhere
and be like, oh fuck, I can't afford this, And
so I do think price couting is crazy.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Right, And also, don't come get your hair cut if
we can't afford it, tip either.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
That's what I'm saying. I mean, I just got my haircut.
I didn't tip you about.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
I don't even like you. Well that's fair.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Yeah, I said, do it now, botch.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah, and I did. Yeah. I just was like, oh,
she's so mean, and I said, yeah, that's how that went. Yeah, yeah,
that's about Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Usually I probably did say hey bitch when I walked in.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Probably that's about it. It's the common greeting yeah or
hey ho or hey hoor Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Yeah. I regularly have been going to your house and saying,
I just want to see what's happening in the house
of ill repute.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
So you know, well, it's like when I talk to you.
I usually say like, heyhoor hatredamp whatever. And when I
talk to my children, I usually call them children of
the corn. Yeah, like, hey, listen, children of the corn.
Hello bad seed? Right, yeah, well that's appropriate. Uh. You know, honestly,

(42:38):
I had a couple of other things I wanted to
talk about, actual topics beyond you know, customer service. But
although I didn't even know we're going to talk about customers.
You know, it's a good topic. But have you heard,
I'm sure you have, about the all white city that
they're built in our Kansas.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Yes, girl, And I'm blacks, no queer, no Jews, no Jews,
no blacks and Jews, no queers.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Yeah yeah, okay, right now. Sounds like right now, there's
forty people.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Oh, that's all related.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
I'm sure the I'm sure they're all sucking each other.
They're cousins.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Uh, cousin pucker.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
There's forty people there, and it's on several thousand acres.
But they're doing it like an LLC. So you apply
to live there, and so because it's a business you
they don't have to worry about the Fair Housing Act
or whatever. But my question is who would want to
live there? And What's what's funny to me is I've

(43:37):
seen several black creators say, yeah, we don't.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Care, yeah, oh no, oh n.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
You want to go live in Arkansas, in Whiteyville, you know.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
And I'm sure Arkansas has beautiful, like natural scenery, I'm sure,
but I don't know anything about it. And it's the country, no.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Right, But it's like, oh, so they say they've had
applications from all over the world to come live in
white Town. And then you buy, you don't buy, you
like lease your plot or whatever. Course you don't own it,
so you don't own anything because, like I said, it's
an LLC, so whatever. I just think that's hilarious. I
think that is so funny.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
And I'm also like, okay, so you're not from your
good god, sorry my black cat just tried to kill
it girl. Okay, you're not from like Europe, you're not
from like any place that has like centuries of culture.
So you're just white, dumb, fucking inbred Americans who are.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Like, we're going to create maybird. No you're not.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
They're going to create an inbred cusspool. You've created the
new dumping ground, right yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Right, And they say when when this fills up. Oh
when they're going to uh come to spread into Missouri?
Oh God, So I don't want to live in either
one of those states.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
I've been in misery most of my life.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
What is funny to me other than the fact that
you know, black folks are not up arms about it,
They're like, who cares? White folks are up in arms
about it, and they're yelling about this is wrong, this
is gross. This sure. Yeah, but if you're going to
be racist and bigoted, be loud about it. Yeah. And
but sticking to your if you're gonna live in your
little town, great because then we know where you are,

(45:16):
and we're gonna make sure we don't drive anywhere near
your little We want to be nowhere near that shit. Yeah,
crazy crazy. I hate that shit. But I'm like, do
your thing. I guess, yeah, I don't care. The second
crazy thing I wanted to talk about. Have you heard
about the Forced Marriage Act? So the chump in charge,

(45:42):
the cheeto in charge, sign an executive order that if
you've been living together as a couple for more than
five years, you are automatically married. Uh oh yeah. And
so it's like they these couples started receiving like marriage
certificates in the holy shit saying well, you're married now

(46:03):
because you've been living the other for five years?

Speaker 2 (46:04):
So is it legal? Like, I don't understand, what do
you mean?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
So he signed an executive order saying this is now
the law, which he doesn't, by the way, have that power.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Okay, but here's my question. So they get these marriage
to gets in the mail. Is it filled out with
their information? Yeah, so they're legally married.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
You won't. Yes, But as soon as they like challenge
it in court, you know.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
But if they never challenged it, would they just be married?

Speaker 1 (46:27):
I guess, I guess. So what happened? But I think
it's crazy, and it's being referred to as a forced
marriage act because you know, the Christians who are running
the country right now, who are not by any means Christian, uh,
who are trying to you know, end all that sin
in of people living together without being married.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Wait, that's the big concern. Yeah, wait wait wait, wait,
wait wait wait, people are concerned about people cohabitating without
being married.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Well that is because it's a sin.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
But that's the concern of the Christians.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Isn't that funny?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
I think that's so sad, and I know that, like
within a lot of religious groups, cohabitating is not what
you do. You get married first. I learned about all
of us in sociology because I had to take marriage,
divorce and whatever relationships. But I'm like, cohabitating has been
happening forever, and now that's the battle that Christians want

(47:19):
to take on, right, which is weird because what happened
to like the gays and the trans and everyone's ruining everything,
and now it's just cohabitating period, full stop in general.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Right, okay, right, Oh my god, speaking of speaking of
the trans, I read this story this morning of this
woman in the UK had gone to a big department
store with her daughter and the daughter was going to
get fitted for her first bra, and some trans employee
had the nerve to walk up to them and say,

(47:51):
you know, can I help you. The girls like, yeah,
I'm coming to get fit, and all the person was
doing was directing them to the right area, to the
right department. Well, the mother then writes in this nasty
letter saying, this man, who was dressed like a woman,
you know, traumatized my daughter because she came there to

(48:14):
get fitted for a broad Now the person wasn't like,
let's go fit you for a bra. They said the
area the department you're looking for is, you know, third floor?
That was it?

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Let me say that ubis you got And then the.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Department st wrote her letter of apology, which I think, well,
you're just fueling that fire. The UK is such a
piece of shit saying you know, we're so sorry that
your child was traumatized. How are they traumatized? Someone just said,
going to help you, You're giving queer people a lot
of power.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Girl, you all want to come down with this being
like if you even speak to them.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Right, brut well, because now this fourteen year old girl
is I'm sure she's fourteen, she knows not she's going
to be trans now because she talked to it trans
person and that's how that works. Yeah, is you know
it rubs off and you become trans. Well.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Isn't that the voodoo of transitness, trans voodoo, trans voodoo
gra Yeah, yeah, yeah, trapping wizardry. I know people the
way they have, the mental gymnastics they have to do to
be like.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Right, I know, I wonder.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
If I'm an actual man had walked up and said,
can I help you? What are you looking for? And
directed them. How would they They wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Write because it wasn't a man in address, So it
was confusing the family, which is such bullshit.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Weird, you're all so weird, Like, get over yourself. Also,
nobody cares about your dumb fucking kid. Nobody cares about you.
Buy her and bra fit her yourself. It's not that
hard looking up. You have Google, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
And so but this but again, it's not like the
this transfers was like I am gonna go into the
dress room with you and I'm gonna need you to
strip naked. I'm gonna None of that happened, I know people,
So no one was traumatized. You just want to make
something of nothing.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
But if you feel that way, then don't leave your
fucking house, right.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
If you are so triggered by just the sight of
a trans person, I know, stay help. Yeah, order everything
on Amazon. Yes, don't leave your house.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
You get everything on Amazon.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Yeah, prescriptions your groceries. So the third little topic I
wanted to discuss, which is a so crazy is Caroline Levitt,
who you know is the press secretary for the White
House for the president, said the other day and I
gout pissed myself that it is about time that they

(50:40):
give Donald Trump the Nobel Peace Prize. So funny. So
please tell me what piece he has broken? Girl, I
don't know none. All he has done is so discourse.
What piece is he claiming responsibility? So he bombs for peace?

(51:00):
Did he? I don't know what, girl, he drops some bombs.
He is threatening all these other countries. He's aligning us
with dictators. Where has he broken?

Speaker 2 (51:11):
You just don't like you're bitching a lot.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
I know. I want you to know that I don't know.
You don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
I don't know any of it.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
I am also delusional, but I'm not delusional to the
point where I think I deserve a Nobel Peace Prize.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
No, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
I like, get my dogs to stop fighting, and them
all I've achieved it, world peace, world peace, you know,
like give me the I don't know. But anymore, how
delusional they all are, I'm like, okay, that's all fine,
like because at this point you can't really shock.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Me with your stupidity anymore.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
The fact that you think that old senile fuck needs
literally any award for anything, I don't know well.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
And he seems to think you know he should be
getting all the awards for all the things at the
same time as we were talking about this morning, he
is such a fucking titty baby and cries about the
least little thing. And south Park episode, I love it
so much that and south Park is not a show
that I watched, and it was never your thing.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
But now you're all Dan.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Trey Parker and what's his partner's name, I don't know whatever.
The two guys that created and I mean business partner,
the two guys that create south Park just signed some
crazy big deal for the next Is it like five years.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Of Yeah, it's a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
It's a lot of money for the next. However, many
episodes of south Park, the very first one out at
the Gate, was making fun of Trump and showing him
in bed with the devil and whatever, and Trump was
so but heard about it that the White House put
out an official statement about south Park saying, how this

(52:53):
irrelevant show that nobody cares about. But if nobody cares
about and it's irrelevant, crying about it? Yeah. And then
at Comic Con this weekend there was a panel which
had the creators of south Park on it, and when
some one of the reporters said, or was somebody asking
what there's probably one of the building down is asked

(53:14):
about the reaction of the White House, Berg was like,
I am so sorry, ol ol, Oh my god, I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
I'll take it back.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
I just didn't mean all those mean things that were
so hilarious and everybody laughed at and loved.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
I know, it's funny, like, oh, this irrelevant show nobody
watches except south Park has been around forever and it's
one of the first like social commentary shows, you know
what of my generation.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Well, and the thing is, if you watch south Park,
you know what you're in for. Maybe the first time
you didn't know, but if you go back and by
now everybody has to know, right because they've been making
fun of folks since they started, and they've made fun
of fucking every want everybody, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, Barbara Streisan,

(54:07):
Celine Dion. But I mean, like also politicians from all
around the world. They've made fun of Jesus, fun of
fucking Jesus. And it's like it's comedy, it's a satire,
it is whatever, and it is the kind of comedy
that is kind of akin to insult comedy that it's

(54:29):
offensive and it's meant to be. Yes, yeah, and it's
never accidentally offensive.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
No, And there's shows that are like that, Like one
of my favorite shows, which is chaotic, is it's always
sunny in Philadelphia, and that is intentionally offensive. And again
it's social commentary, right, it's holding a mirror, right, being
like you see you see yourself in this.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Race, you see yourself in these horrible girls.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, I know, fucking I never in my
life I knew Donald Trump was when I was younger.
Never in my life. I think I've ever talked about
Donald Trump as much as I have in my life,
you know what I mean, as since he's been president. Right,
it's crazy because twenty sixteen was when he got elected. Yeah,
nine years ago. How yeah, I was in my late twenties. Girl,

(55:17):
that's Bananaica, Like, what the fuck this old, gross, ginger
tanned bitch, I'm talking about that sack of shit?

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Why? Right? What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (55:28):
What has he done for me lately?

Speaker 1 (55:30):
So, I don't remember if I ever told you this.
I probably did, because you know, I've told you everything. Yeah,
But when I worked at the chain, Slawn the Soul
I worked at perfect Look when.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
I thought you just said the chainsaw.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
The chain sat chain saw. I did work at a
chain saw factory, I know when I worked at the
chains salon. Love that. So thirty plus years ago. Yeah,
I had somebody come in one day who was from
the local news and they came into the hair slong
because they were talking about crazy hair. And so they

(56:04):
were talking about Donald Trump. O. Thirty plus years ago.
We're talking about his crazy hair and how ridiculous his
hair was. And they were like, well, y'all are hairdressers,
so what is your opinion. And I was on the
like five o'clock news or whatever talking about Donald Trump's hair.
Yeah it's like and they're like, do you think it's
a wig? And I go, I don't care what it is.

(56:24):
It looks like he has a rat on his head.
It's a mess, is what it is. It's ridiculous. It
looks fakes the worst comb over ever. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
I want to repost that just so Donald Trump can
hate you personally.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Well, I might be up there with Rosie o' donald,
I know, you know, so that he can tell me
how I'm.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
They're stupid old.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Hates me she's a danger to the country. Oh my god,
well you heard that right that he said that because
Rosie o donald's living in Ireland right now, you know,
with her people and lesbianswer the Irish Irish lesbians anyway.
But he's still pissed off about you know, shit that

(57:09):
happened thirty years ago with Rosie O'Donnell and was like,
well she's you know she yeah, we may not let
her back in the country because she's a danger to
this country. It's like, because she's a mean old lesbian
comedian who said shit to you, I know god, and
she you knows, like whatever, pull up your big girl

(57:31):
panties and shut the.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Fuck Honestly, Like, someone just needs I want Malonia, and
she probably does, you know, when she's when he's in
his tidy whities and she's in her full dumb outfit.
But I want her just to be all, you know,
justla the shit out of him because he's so dumb,
and maybe it'll make his.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Brain rattle or his hemorrhage and maybe he'll die.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
But I just want someone to start slapping him, just
walk up to him, slap him, backhand him.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
That's it. He needs that.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Twice a day for the rest of his life, at least,
at the very fucking least.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
If that was a paying position, I would be for someone, Mama.
I know there would be thousands and thousands of us,
you know, applying for that job. Scene.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
I don't know what bar it is if this happens,
but there'll be a guy sitting at the bar and
a girl who works there sitting on the bar in
front of him, right, and he takes a shot and
she throws water in his face and then slaps them
as hard as he as hard as she can. I
don't know why, but I'm like.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
The humiliation thing. Bring me to that bar, right, because
I would. I'll do that.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
I'll get full glam just to sit on the barn
and be on cue and throw water fucking slat men
all night.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
That's maybe not a kissing booth, a decking booth, bitch, right.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Deck that you're What's funny is I want to know
what exactly is going on in your little brain that
you want to be humiliated.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
I don't know by and by like a hot girl,
I know, the male lonely.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
It feels to me like, if you're that guy, you're
probably gonna be humiliated by the girl anyway. Yeah, maybe differently.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Yeah, I don't know what. But now you're paying to
be humiliated, maybe it turns them on.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
But it's like a kind of there's like a country bar,
like the girls are wearing like mid drift tops with
little shorts, you know what I mean, cowboys.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Maybe like they work at Hooters kind of.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
But I mean I love it. I'm like, who doesn't
want to get slap? I mean, I don't what man
doesn't want to get slapped by a beautiful woman?

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Like question would really be what who wants to get slapped?

Speaker 2 (59:34):
But if they're gonna pay me to slap you?

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Oh oh no, no no no. If you were paying
me to slap you, absolutely day, all day long, I like,
take a couple of rests, you know, my hands, just
calm down and put on ice for a while. But yeah,
but we're paid to slap someone.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Ship Yeah, but I'm not paying someone to slap me,
are we on crack?

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Okay? Hello? When I did my show, I got paid
to insult people.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
So I love that I'm not paying And if I
got if they just said, you know, here's twenty after
dollars for to slap someone. Oh absolutely, baby, line up.
I mean I do it for free, but if you
want to pay me to do it, yeah, actually it's
twenty bucks per slap, right, Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Right on that note, we gotta go, We gotta go,
We gotta go do all the things in all the land.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
You have to get up. I've been sitting too.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Yeah yeah, with a big thirty pand cabin.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
I got a big old pussy in my lap.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
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Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
We'll talk to you later, Okay, Bye

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Papa A complete the pay