It Would Seem As Though We Are Back

This week we talk about the fragile health of Miss Annika, our media addictions, the rapture and the death of Charlie Kirk

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:16):
It would.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I am exhausted.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's too early in the morning for this nonsense. Though
our podcast comes out at one in the afternoon, we're
putting this together at seven in the morning, so neither
of us have really woken all the way up. And
we normally don't do it this, No, we usually do
it like nine ish nine around, but you know whatever,
we had to do it early today because things in

(00:46):
my life are more complicated. Yeah, but also it's my
bad because I wasn't here last week because I got
all right, well, let's do this and then we'll talk
about that. Welcome to another week. If it would seem
as though the podcast where we talk about anything, everything
and nothing mostly nothing, I'm besting and I'm Annika, and
my beautiful co host here was sick as a fucking

(01:07):
dog last week, so we didn't have a show last week.
Because the poor girl has the immune system of a
Victorian orphan girl, so she was she had gotten the
vapors and taken to her bed.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yes, you my fainting couch. I was like, I couldn't
go anywhere without it.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Now I'm going to tell you that on the regular,
she is about the color of you know, paper okay,
but when she's sick, she's even paler.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I know, I just go translate.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
The other thing was weird to me is when you're sick,
your green eyes get murky, oh like darker, like's just
not as green, not as bright.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Interesting. Yeah, I known'ike when you're mad and they get
greener and they turn red.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
No, that was it was a crazy little do you know.
I mean last week and not a couple of days ago,
but a weekend before that. I mean, I didn't really
do anything exciting, Gavin. I went to a car show
and looked at some cards. We were there for probably
an hour, and I came home and that's all I did.

(02:06):
And then two days later, Monday night.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I was like, huh, I have a little maybe I
you know, my throat's just dry, maybe you know, the
ac on whatever. I woke from the next morning and
I was all, no, I'm dead. I'm just done. And
then today's Wednesday, and I'm still a little goofy. Yeah,
but so much better.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
So much I was because you know, here's the thing,
and I probably we've probably talked about this before. I
mean we've been doing this for four years, so we
talk about everything. We talk about everything, but she and
my husband when they get sick, it's like you.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Start making sure all your papers are in order and
you know you're next.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Of cannon all that crap, because they both get so
sick that you think they just might die. Ah, this
might be it, And it's like every time. Yeah, I
don't think the girl here knows how to get just
a little cold.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I don't sniffle. I don't know what did I do?
You know what I mean, what did I do that?
I don't know how to just be Oh, I'm just
a little congested, but I'm fine. I take a little like, well,
go the night and be fine tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
No, I'm like, my my eyes are dried up and
my ears are stuffed and I can't breathe and if
I move my bones, you know, jitter together like it's
too much. It's like when Gavin I first got together
that January and my.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Ears like I almost died. That was like the first
time I skipped the podcast because I was like I might.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
It's also just I mean, I feel like find kind
of interesting is that it's when uys had literally just
started dating.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, you were.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Sick as a dog in bed dying, and this sweet
sweet man took such great yeah in his that right there, I.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Mean out of the gate. Most guys would have been like, oh,
you gotta go home, Oh you're.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Sick by but you know, I just remembered I have
something like.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I got to fix my car whatever, you know, totally,
but he, I know, he's a great guy.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Well, and then every time I've been six every you know,
since then, which is about every other week, he's he's
there and I'm like, are you bored?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Are you sick of this shit? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
When I was when I was young, I had like
this crazy strong immune system.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, and then in my early twenties, I got hepatitis
which fucking knocked out my immune system for years.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
After it took about five years to get back to normal. Okay,
And for the next five years, I every bug, every everything,
And it could have been like, oh, it's everybody else
has a little cold, and it's like and I'm you know,
pneumonia store totally and you know, little match girls sleeping
out in the cold.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah. But after that, after.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
It started repairing it, then I got back to having
a pretty strong immune And for me.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's like I'll go to bed. Go.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
God, I feel kind of crappy. My throat's sore. I'm sick,
and I'll wake up in the morning.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Fine kidding, I'm not really not so funny because it's upset.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
I'm like, oh, I feel a little poopy.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
In the next morning, I'm like, the ambul answer is here,
like in an iron lung, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
They're giving me all the pills like it's crazy, right,
They're going, well, we've never seen this before. I know.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Well, you know, I think since the plague is the
eighteen hundreds, you know.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
I don't know what this is.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
I know what it was like last year when I
had like all that digestion issue and had like poop
and hats and stuff and like send my poop to
the doctor or whatever, and the doctor's like, hmmm.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
We don't really know, but you know, maybe just try
to eat differently.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Well, bitch, what like I'm physically ill, you know, and
you're all, maybe you don't eat.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
That right, be that apple that looks bad? Yeah, I
know that of the trash.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
So I know because when she and I were first together, yeah,
we he and I were supposed to take you to
see apple Llowen yeah, and then he got super sick.
I forgot that's why he didn't That's why he didn't go.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
And then a few years later when we lived here,
we first started living here, he got so sick and
the doctor he went, we went to several different doctors,
all who said, huh, what is hmm, Well, you're sure
sick something, and there's certainly something wrong. You've turned yellow,
So clearly there's something wrong with your liver.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
But I'll be darned if I can figure it out.
So they never figured out. They never figured out, you
just turned yellow. And they said yellow, Hello, Homer, You're fine.
I'm sorry, are you trying out for the live action? Simply?
I know what is happening here? What the fuck? Yeah?
And so that's kind of whatever.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
And so I apologize for not having a blood last week.
But this thing was sick, and I was like, I
can't do this on my own. I could, it's just
not nearly as interesting. I could just talk to myself
for an hour. I do it all the time, So
you know.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
You could just have deep conversations. You could go off
on a tangent, because tangents are top that.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Tangents are in d topics.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, and I find so in the last few years,
maybe five years, I have learned a little bit about
communication that escaped me, I guess as a younger person. Well,
like when people will be talking to me, you know,
you're telling me the story of what happened to you,

(07:13):
and I'm thinking, oh, I need to come up with
some like how that relates to me or so then
I feel like I'm part of the conversation whatever. And
so I learned about that. I was listening to listen
and listening to respond and have kind of stopped. I've
gotten much better now. I listen just to listen, and
it's like if there's something interesting that I'm not sitting

(07:35):
there going okay, where do I throw this in? Blah
blah blah, it's just like, okay, I let it. It's
like more kind of organic. So having a full on
deep conversation by myself now probably not.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I would have to have some prompts.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
And still I don't think it's as interesting as having
someone to bounce it off of. Yeah, like I could
read news stories or I could read even read and
my asshole stories, but I have no one to discuss
it with. And it's kind of like how I feel
about going by myself to the theater, whether that be
live theater or a movie. I want someone to discuss

(08:14):
it with after it's over. Yeah, because if I loved it,
I want to be like, oh my god, wasn't that
the best movie?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Did you love that?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Blah blah and have that excitement, or like, oh my god,
did you hate that as much as I hated that?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
That was such garbage?

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Well A good examples when we walked out about a
whole circus thing we went tomber, Oh my.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
God, Oh my god, that was what to halloweens ago
there was this thing that what was it called cirq
bizarre garbage and sir garbage.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
It was the trash just came to toime. Oh my god.
It was the worst thing ever it was and like
big top circus. But I felt because it was a gift,
I know, to you, to me and.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, one of somebody that that tea knew recommend it said,
oh my god, it's so great, you'll love it.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
You should go see it. It's so amazing. I know. Well,
I clearly didn't get.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Out much no, because it was terrible, and from the
moment we walked into this giant tent.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
The tent was lovely. The cool Yeah, you know, I
think people's costumes what they looked like.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
We're fine like that some of them.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, but we walk in and like the moment we
walk in, it's cheese. It is like the biggest slice
of cheese. And I love cheese, but not this kind.
And then the show was just it was poorly written
and poorly acted and poorly executed and poorly choreographed.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
And it's supposed to be like, oh, scary, freaky whatever,
it's like, yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
And it was like every performer this was like their
talent show. It was their trial and error, right, it
wasn't They hadn't practiced enough.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Like the juggler just kept like it was just and
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
I cannot juggle, so I will not try. But that's
the thing, I will not do it professionally. You're paying
to come to an event where I'm saying I'm juggling.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
If you come to an event where I am a
paid performer, I am doing what I do well, not
what I'm just learning. I think if you're a paid juggler,
you should be amazing. Now of course, accidents happen, and
maybe you might drop one thing. Sure, dropping everything.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I know, And this is like, this is what you
do for a living. You travel with a circuit. Do better.
Like I'm gonna tell you. I couldn't even juggle boyfriends.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I could only have one in a time because if
I dated more than one person at a.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Time, it was too stressful.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
It's just like juggling something thing I just find. But
that circus. And when it came to town last year
and people are all like, oh my god, going and
it's all over Facebook, and of course the page on
Facebook was their page that everybody's like, oh, it's.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
So great, so wonderful. I wanted to go and go
it's garbage. Save your mouth, save your money, save you
some see a scary movie.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Girl, Honestly, go to a hunted house. Go do like
go do something else, like you don't to be there.
It just was so it was so lackluster and disappointing,
you know, because.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I love shit like that. But I was like, really, Mary,
And speaking of haunted houses, it is coming up on
Haunted House season.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
I know it's already hot. To me, it's already because
it's September it's September and it's the end of September.
Our neighbors just down the street. The most amazing yard
I do it is they do it up for Halloween
and then it's done from Halloween to Christmas.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Because most of the stuff in their yard right now
is Nightmare before Christmas. And if you've never seen it,
then go see it. Wait, unless you don't like animated
films and you didn't.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Come out like ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, so it's been I'm sure people have not seen it.
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I don't know. I love that movie too.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
It's weird and twisted, and it's Tim Burton, so it's
weird and twisted. But their whole yard, which isn't huge
but it is every inch of it, is packed with
a giant Nightmare before Christmas figure. Like there's they have
a giant Jack skill yeah, and Zero his dog and

(12:07):
you know, Sally and the and a horse and blah
blah blah.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
It's super super cool. Yeah. So they start doing that
September one. I think I love that.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
And once it passes Halloween, they put the little Christmas
hat on Jack and they take down a few things,
but it's still a lot of Nightmare before Christmas, but
it is so festive.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, And it's like so this year, every day as
we drive by, my daughter's like it's almost it's almost Halloween.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
They're doing they're doing their frown. It's like, yeah, they've been.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Doing it for weeks. New, it's almost Halloween every day.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
I like that she is.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
It's like fine with us talking about Halloween early, but
talking about Christmas early.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
She's the house on fire. Yeah right right, we're right.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
And it's like because so now, of course, because I'm
an asshole, I will torment her and be like, oh gosh,
this Christmas movie sure looks good, let's put this on.
She's like freaking out, and I'm like, listen, I'm not
the only one. Gavin watches Christmas movies, listens to Christmas music.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Year round half the time. The playlist and his car
is just like Christmas whatever, or it's like you know
on the radio, but not really. It's like Spotify, but
it's all the Christmas classics.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
We be listening to Christmas. I should do that this
morning because I listen to like iHeart Radio yeah in my.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Car, and so I'll be like play I Heart Yeah,
yesterday was I Heart Sixties because you know, it's like, oh,
some oldies, it's fun, you know whatever. But I also
then play a game with myself to see if I
can name the song and name the artist before I
look at the screen. And seventies I'm usually pretty spot on. Yeah,

(13:53):
and eighties too. Sixties I can generally name the song,
and sometimes I'm all, gosh, I just don't, and then
I'll look and it'll be like some group I've never heard,
you know, of course.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Them It's like okay, rat yeah, my, oh my god,
Ternel Surfer, whatever like whatever. But I never thought of
doing iHeart Christmas. Yeah I did.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
I heard Broadway the other day and it was all no,
I'm gonna have to pass no, because it was all
like the Big Ballady kind of like we have some
fun stuff.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, I pepped this bitch up. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
I just saw that there was the Broadway flea Market
that happens every year on Broadway in New York. Okay,
so there's like they shut it down part of Broadway
and then they set up booth like Saturday Market or
Farmers Market, and then people or the theaters are selling
things and it's like here's an E from the old Marquis.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Or so they're selling like prop props and stuff.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, okay, and I think here's the broom from Wicked
and that wasn't one, but that's all I can think about.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
I know they wouldn't be selling that out of Martin, No.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
But they were selling a lot of stuff like the
cup from music that they used on right or whatever,
cute things like that, And I was like, that's I
love shit like that because then you're like, oh, look
I have the E from the Marquee when it.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Was Yeah, you know, yeah, I love that kind of stuff. Yeah.
So in my bedroom is a T.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Not my husband, but just the letter T that is
one of those like slide into a Marquee letters from
the Embers. Okay, because when they were closing the bar,
I worked there for twenty years. When they were closing
the bar, we went and did the last show and
my husband went down to the dressingroom without me and
there was a whole box of those Marquee.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Letters and he was all, you know, they're closing.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
They don't care, and so he took a te which
then hung on our wall forever. So but it's a
little for me it's I see it, and I have
a little sweet memories. I also have terrible memories because
I mean they worked there for twenty years and it
wasn't all sunshine and roses.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
There was a lot of shit that happened.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Well, and that's like but I mean, but for the
most part, I have good memories of being there.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Well, it makes me think. I've been watching a lot
of interviews and stuff with Bob the Drag Queen because
love her. But you know when they talked about because
they toured with Madonna for a year and a half, right, yes,
and when people say like, oh my god, how was it,
and they're like, well, it was a year and a
half my life, right, So it was great and it
was exhausting, and it sucked and it was amazing, you know.

(16:19):
I mean, it's a year and a half of your life.
So every it's not gonna be the same thing for
you know, so I not having to ride in a
high for the whole time. No, So twenty years at
the same place. Of course, it's not all going to
be like everything's great, we love this queer bar. You know,
somebody's gonna be like, I'm gonna burn this motherfucker down.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
You know, there were days, there were days, there were
times where uh, you know, like there was a time.
There were times where I would go to do my
show and it's like nobody else showed up to do
my show.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
So I'm all, I'm doing a one woman show for
four hours.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Oh my god, that's fucking exhausting. And usually, I mean
a couple of times that happened, there were people would
join like later, so I'd finally get a little break.
But I's like, I'm gonna be on stage for the
entire night. Holy, you know, And it only happened a
couple of times. But it's fucking exhausting because I don't
even I love to talk. I don't have enough to
say for that long.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
No.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
But also you're like, I wasn't prepared to do a
one woman no bit.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
No, and even if I was, it wouldn't be that
long because my show started nine point thirty and inted
it too.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh what yeah, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
This feels like such an antiquated, like a way of life,
because I'm like, go.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Now, most drag shows now are like an hour and
a half tops, you know, beginning to end, and then
maybe there's two shows that day or whatever, but they're
not four and five hours long. And I hear drag
queens who are like rougirls talking about, oh you know,

(17:47):
I did this show blah blah blah, and they get
paid good money to do them, most of them. And
it's like I had to do three songs. I was like, bitch,
three say in my show. I opened the show really
with three songs, so that was just the opening, and
then I did the rest of the show.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
I did each set, I did.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
At least two songs, so by the end of the night,
I had done at least ten. So I want to
hear you cry about and you got paid. I mean
I got paid to do my show, but it wasn't
a lot I got. By the time my show ended,
I was being paid seventy five dollars for my show
and then whatever I gotten tips, which was more than.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Anybody else was making. Yeah, that show, it was still garbage.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, oh yeah that's not sustainable, right, that's.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Not so obviously I couldn't do that as my job. No.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
There was a time though, where I was like one
of my friends worked on a cruise ship and I
was like, oh my god, performing on a cruise ship
would be fun because you know then that's what you're doing.
You're doing this, you do it at night, it's whatever,
and probably have a cool cabin to the probably. No, no,
because crew cabins are terrible. You have to share them,

(18:56):
and you have to do a job during the day.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
No, And I'm all no.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
And then another one of my friends did a show
in Las Vegas. It was like a female in person
where you're celebrity in personal and she did Bette Midler
and Judy Garland.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Oh wow. But that was her entire job.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Literally, she did two shows a night, and I want
to say six nights a week because they were dark
on Monday, so they didn't and that's a theater term
in case you don't know, it just means your clothes
shows off that night. Anyway, but she did two shows
a night and in each show she did two songs
and she got paid very well, but didn't have to

(19:39):
do anything during the day because she made good money
her talent.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah, and it's.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Like, so she would start her work day at seven
o'clock in the eve.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah, And I think it was done with the two
shows by eleven, I mean, and there was a break
in between the shows and while the other people were performing,
you know, she changing costume and hanging out and having
a little.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Something to eat or drink or smoke, I don't know.
And it was like.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Each show I think was an hour and a half
something like that, and she was on stage twice in
an hour and a half. Who was my friend Marcy? Okay, okay, yeah.
Can you smoke on a cruise ship?

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Not anymore? They have like a smoking area now. Oh.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
I was like, that's something I always wondered for people
who are smokers and.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Go on cruise ships. I was like, are you allowed.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Well, it used to be that you could just go
to the edge of the you know, go stand at
the railing and smoke, not indoors, not in your room
and stuff. But now most cruise ships have like a
designated smoking area where it's like probably at the back
of the boat, so it's at least blowing the right direction,
unlike when it used to have smoking sections and restaurants,

(20:49):
and it's like, yeah, because the smoke knows to stay there.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
I know. It's smoking sections to me were always such
a stupid thing, but that's also such a thing of
the past.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, it's the idea, the idea of smoking inside to me,
it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Speaking of which, okay, so Saturday, my children went to
see the Jonas Brothers concert and they went with their cousin.
Who thank you, Ken saved my life because then I
didn't have to take them to the concert.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Oh did they get tickets for free or something? No?
I bought them.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Oh wow, well no, because we were downtown. We're not downtown.
We were at the Motus Enterwards Close downtown, just across
the river.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
And Grace saw the Marquee and it said the Jonas
Brothers were coming.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Yeah, And I was all cool, but she's like, you know,
go and go, oh my god, the Jonahs brothers.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
I love the Jones, do you Okay whatever, I don't
know if you love anything great.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
And concert tickets, as you probably know if you've tried
to buy any more lately, are terrible.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
They're so expensive.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
But I went online and also then there's always that
added charge of the you know, handling and.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Services and stuff.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Well I went online and I looked at him. I
was like, fifty three dollars, that's not bad.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Whoa.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
And then so I before I bought a single ticket.
I texted their cousins, who were all in their early twenties,
and I said, Okay, the kids want to go see
this concert, and there's no way on God's green Earth
I'm going no. Would one of you consider going with them?
I'm you know, tickets are on me, yeah, you know whatever.
And two of them were like. One of them was like, yeah,

(22:24):
you know, I could do that, and the other one
was like, I will do that. That sounds like fun. Ye, great, perfect.
So they went to the concert. The opening band I've
never heard of boys like Girls, never heard of them.
That's now Grace's other favorite band of the Jones Brothers.
But she was very, very disturbed that the drummer was

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smoking on stage. And I'm thinking, that's not even a
loud indoors in organ. How is somebody smoking on stage?
But her biggest takeaway was she was mad and upset
because smoking, you know, is will kill you. It's like,
oh my god, he's an old enough man that you
know he's got it, he knows the danger. And then

(23:07):
all I kept think is is that it had to
be vaping.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, oh absolutely, you.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Know, And from where they were up in the fucking
nosebo so I had a great time.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Let me tell you what.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
When I was a smoker, if a sixteen year old
little snout nose bitch walked up to me and tell
me that smoking is bad for me, I'd probably spit
in her face. I want you to know, I probably
would have told her out. I would have told her
to shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
What's funny to me tell you is the worst, the
worst of the worst. For that are former smokers. Former
smokers are like new vegetarian girl. They're born a good Christians. Yeah,
it is awful because they'll be like, you know your
lungs are black.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
You know it's gonna kill you. You know, yeah, you know
too because you did so many years. So fuck off.
I find your business.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
And I hate people anytime anyone has any comment on
like what someone else is doing, unless they're killing you
a bit, shut up, like when.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
You say things like you know it's kill you. And
at this point literally.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Oh my god, I had no idea. I thought this
was healthy. Oh my god, wait this smoke and cough
it up like dab bitch. One of my favorite movies,
Crimes of the Heart Jessica Lang Sissy Spasic.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Love of Diane Keaton of All three.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
H Jessica lang Is smoking and her cousin, Who's this awful?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
No? It all was like, you know that, you know
that that's that's bad for your health, That's gonna kill you.
And she said.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Her reply is, you know that's what I love about it,
taking a little drag off of death.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Oh my god, I'm here for that. Sha. That's just
It's one of those movies.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
I have this group of movies I referred to as
my sick movies. But I like to watch them when
I feel like garbage because I can fall asleep and
not be like, oh my god, I missed something.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
It's because I've seen them.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
So many times. No matter where I fall asleep, when
we back up, I know exactly what's happening, you know.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
I love So that's one of them. But it's a
great movie. I mean, that cast, how could not be?
Oh my god, Oh my god. Oh wait, we did
do something. We saw it downton av we did.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
But before we get to that great movie, I watched
a movie the other day that should have been great
because the cast was great. The cast was Bette Midler, Love,
Susan Sarandon, Love, sherleye Ralph and Megan Malawley. How could
there not be how could it not be perfect?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
And what do you mean it wasn't good? It was
called like.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
The Fab the Fab four or something I can't even remember.
It was so terrible. The movie was terrible. The writing
was terrible, the directing was terrible. And I was all,
you have four amazingly talented women in this garbage movie that.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Playing garbage of people.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Well yeah, kind of, and they're all playing kind of
seals because like, uh, Megan Mulali's character is this older
woman who's a total cougar, who's you know, all she
thinks about his sex and blah blah blah. It's like, Okay,
that's cute and all, but that can't be her whole personality.
It was, it was, and it was just like so

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I was so disappointed because I was like, how could
a movie with those four amazing women be terrible?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
It was. That's always so disappointing to me, Like how
but as you mentioned, and not terrible movies.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
We watched the finale of Down to Nabbey.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
I was never a Down to Nabby girl when it
was on.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
I never watched it either, and I mean and everybody
was one of those things kind of like Game of
Throne where if like everybody watched it but me. Of
course that's not true, but that's how it felt because
oh about down Nabby, Down Nabby, down Baby, and even
other TV shows were like because I remember there's an
episode of Modern Family where they're talking about, oh my god,

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you watched it without me, and they're like, well, what happened, Well,
nothing happened, nothing ever happens, but yeah it was, you know,
because it's British, you know, royalty and not even like
the main world lords and thinks and duchesses or whatever
in the turn of the century kind of you know whatever.

(27:28):
But I think you started watching it first, so I was.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
All, okay, and then watch it gobbled it up. Oh
my god. I know right, I'm like, oh, there's how
many seasons? Are there? Seven seasons? Eight? Six or seven?
I thought there's a time, and then there's now and
then three moves. So I yeah, I devowered it. I
binged it all. Yeah, delicious. And the writing is good.
The acting is also.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
It's so foreign to me, like, right, well, this idea
of living in a state with you know, your family
in this giant house and then all the help lives
there too, but like the upstairs downstairs dynamics, how society
was so different, And like one thing that sticks to
me is sending like your handmaid to go get like

(28:13):
prophylactic because you can't buy condoms or any birth control
or anything, so you send her to do it, but
then she's embarrassed, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Like, it's just it's so interesting, it's such a.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Well people want to sell it because I was like, oh, slut,
you know. Oh it's like you know, I'm a married lady.
And I was like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Whatever, I know. So, but the whole thing to.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Me felt very just like slice of life for like
rich people. But the things that kind of were funny
to me, not funny hop about funny, strange, were like
we lived in this castle, yeah for however many decades
and generations.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
But now that.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
The male heir is gone, Yeah, now this whole other
family's going to take over. It's like, wait, this is your.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
But I know, I know that shit's so weird that
I put their technical family and they're technically you know,
in second in line or whatever, and I'm like that
doesn't that.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Whole shit to me, bananas, But it was so good.
It's so good. It is one of those things. I mean,
if that's not your thing, it's certainly not gonna.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
It's not Game of Thrones, it's not exciting, it's not graphic,
and it's.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Not a period piece.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
It's British period piece, right like, and for me, period
pieces are very hit and miss. For me, I like
a lot of them, and then I also don't like
a lot of them. But for a long time, I'm
a you know, I like witchcraft in magic. So if
I was going to watch something that was like, oh,
British aristocracy, I wanted to be you know, like fantasy.

(29:42):
But yeah, I really enjoyed Downton Abbey. But then I
watched you know that's I started with the Gilded Age,
and that's when I was like, okay, no, I didn't know.
I started with The Great about Katherine macgrat and then
and then I was like, okay, I like these historical
dramedies that are like maybe not historic true, it's like
watching drunk history.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Love it. It's so good.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
But I started with that and then I just kept
going and then I had to take a break because
I was like, girl, I don't care about these.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Fucking rich people. You're not what I mean, bananas. Yeah,
I know. I watched all of Downstawny and then watched
all of the Olden Age, which amazing.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
It is amazing. It's it's another show that is super
well written. However, it is one of those things that
if if that kind of drama is not for you,
totally understandable, it's not your thing. Like I I you know,
talking about Game of Thrones. I was probably the only
person I knew who never watched with Thrones because I
literally saw two minutes of it one time when I

(30:44):
walked into your little room there when you were hanging
out and watching it, and it was so graphic and violence,
just that little piece of like Nope, yeah, for me.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
There are still like scenes from that show because I
watched it with Gavin. He had never watched it when
we first got together. We watched all of it and
there are still scenes.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
I'm like, I'm going to leave the room.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
You just tell me when this horrific scene is over.
And like the act it's phenomenal. The acting is great,
it's all beautiful whatever, but it's intense and like it
would be right. It's like medieval fantasy world, Like things
were more intense back then and people died by honor
all the time, and but like some of the shit
they did, it's just yeah, it's intense.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
But it's one of.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
The things that I think is so funny is if
you watched it, you know, there was that one episode
with the Starbucks cup on the table. Oh right, yeah,
and uh, one of the actresses totally threw another actress
through a million Clark Yeah it was hers, and she
was like, it wasn't But then nobody believed.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Her because everybody's like, well she said she did it.
Rich the guy who actually did it, whose fault it was?
Said to her later was like, yeah, that was me.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
It was my cup, And she's like, well, how can
you let me take well you already had it.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yeah, just keep you know whatever.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
But so funny, yeah, I mean, but let me tell
you something that is outstanding in that show, The.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Wiggery Bitch, the wig Wig Girl Amelia Clark's wigs, specifically
because they get more and more ornate, and there's like
reasons for it in the show, but like they're stunning
that lace front bitch.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
I'm like that. Her hair is laid bitch.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yeah, yeah, I've seen I've seen lots of pictures of
her in that. And one of the things that's interesting
to me is when she's not in the show, how
many people don't recognize.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, she looks so brunette and ship. Ye.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Well, Matt Smith, he's in the show House of Dragons,
which is.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
A prequel too, okay, right, like.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
One hundred years or something maybe well, it doesn't matter,
but he is also wigged up, and he's wearing this
like blonde, like platinum blonde, like shoulder length the wig.
And I'm like, doctor Who you Ma Smith, good bitch,
your hair is laid. I love a I love a
good wig bitch.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
I knew him first on The Crown. Yeah that's right. Yeah.
And by the way, another British Royalty thing.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
If you haven't watched The Crown and you're young, even
think it might be interesting to you, I highly recommend it.
It is so well done, it is well well written,
so well acted.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
But everything let me but I know, one of the
things I noticed is if you so.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Some of the big things British Doctor Who, the Crown,
Harry Potter and No, we were just talking about I
don't know how we are. You'll see a lot of
cross because those were like huge, huge shows and employed
a lot of people, a lot of British people.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Yeah, The Crown is really good. It's historical, so no spoilers,
but yeah, it is very good. There was as I
struggled with watching it because I'm like, y'all are some
of the dumbest people in the world, you know, just
just their ideologies or what we kind of got do

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because we're royalty, And I'm like, shut the fuck up,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Who cares? Mary?

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Like I had no idea how uneducated they were, I know,
And that is like why the thing of royalty to
me is so bananas, because I'm like, why why are
you better?

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Why are you? Why are you a royal? You're not
more educated? It's because of your bloodline.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Dumbest shit, that's dumbest shit, that's the whole like divine
right of kings, right, like God chose me and my
Blaine dumb How antiquated and stupid is that? Keep your
little traditions, I guess. But like, girl, the idea that
like I'm not smarter than you or better than you
or haven't achieved more, and I'm not a better person,

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but I'm king what right thing?

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Even though I love those shows, the idea of royalty
to me is absurd.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yes, ooh my favorite. I think.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
I will say I did really enjoy The Crown. It
was very well done. It took me years to watch
it because I was like, I don't care, right, the
only thing I care about the British monarch was Princess Diana. Sure,
and she died when I was like five or something. Anyway,
I will tell you the actress who plays Princess Diana,
especially when she's older, like around the time of her.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Death, she killed it. She slayed it.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
She is.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
If you watch like interviews or clips of Princess Diana
and then watch that actress, who're like, are we sure?
Are we sure? That's just not her? Like did she
say that thing where I think that she was? So
she's very.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Tall, She's like naturally six foot two or something. Yeah,
she's tall.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
So they had to kind of shoot things around to
make her not look like she towered over everybody. And
it's still funny because she no matter what angle she's
being shot in, she's taller than everybody. Yeah, yeah, it's
so good though. Well the other thing is so the
cast fully changed every two years, yeah, which I saw.
The first two seasons it's Clairefoy played the queen, and

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then the.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Second two seasons it was Olivia Coleman, and the last
season Susans it was an Aldus Stanton, who couldn't look
any more different.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
You know, they're all different body types, different heights whatever,
but they all it's.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Killed and like every every character is changed every two years,
like so they all grow.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
When it's all about Carter played Princess Margaret, I was like,
oh my god, she's so brilliant.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
She's brilliant anyway, let's totally but yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Yeah, it's just a it's a really good show. You
should and especially if you don't know anything about the
crown or the monarchs, because I didn't, and it did
give me like some knowledge, some information.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Again, they're all dumb, Like it's shocking to me how
stupid they were, and like, I don't know, you only
you only need to learn about the things of state,
And I'm like, no, there's but what about other things
like culture I don't know, or math or science.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
None of that matters. None of that mattered. That's so dumb.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
The only the last thing to say about that show
is Jillian Anderson as Margaret Hatcher. Jillian Anderson was Margaret Hatcher.
I mean I watched her, and first of all, I
was like, that's Jillian Anderson because she didn't look like
herself with the wig and the prosthetic.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Teeth and the voice and the voice. Girl.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Yeah, she kills such a good she killed that. She's amazing.
She could do literally anything. And I love you so much, queen.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
And the last thing to say about brutish television is
we have been watching Doctor Who.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
And we are now in season.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Twelve of the reboot of Doctor Who, of course not
you know, starting in the sixties, and Jody word the
season where is Jodi Whiteker, the woman is.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Playing Doctor Who. Oh my god, I love her so much.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
She's so freaking brilliant and she's now my second favorite
Doctor Who.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
First is David Tenant. Yeah, it will always be David. Yeah,
David Tennant. I adore David Tenant.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
I know, yeah, yeah, So I do want to talk
about a couple of other things. Okay, by the way,
I'm so glad you're still here, because you know, the
rapture was supposed to be yesterday.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
And I was very concerned that either.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
One of us might be just swept right, Yes, honey girl,
can we talk about that for a second. I would
love to talk about the rapture because, first of all,
it's fucking ridiculous. Yeah, and this isn't the first time
that some religious person has claimed no you know, well, well,
God came and talked to me and guess what, and
he said, it's it's today.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Yeah, it's all crazy bananas. I was on the taking,
you know, I was sick. I was sick and dead.
So I was in between watching you know, Modern Family
and Sailor Moon. I was on TikTok and the people
who are like the rapture's coming. So you know, I
quit my job and I sold my car and you know,

(39:03):
I sold my house. Like all these people, I said
goodbye to my children, which is also weird. Your religion
doesn't automatically let children into heaven if they die, right.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
I'm out right, you know, but weird.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
But these people, I, you know, called people to come
take my animals to adopt them once I'm gone, Like
you should probably have everything taken away from you in general.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Well, if you're that naive and stupid, because if you
look historically, huh, this has happened multiple times, and each
time some religious nut has said, well, Jesus came to
me himself and told me that was happening, you know,
day after tomorrow or whatever, and then of course it
never happens.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Also, it's not biblical, you know that. Oh I know,
but it's like these people, these zealous who don't pay
any attention to the real world, are fall for it
every fucking time. You know. Well, and I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
I was watching a woman who was raised Catholic and
she was like, this is what I've learned to watch,
like rapture TikTok, and she was like, as Catholics, we
don't believe in this, we don't believe that. You know,
there's Jesus is personally going to come down and tap
people and you know whatever, they're all going to raise
dagger it. It was created in like eighteen thirties. It

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is so new. It is such a new concept because
people confuse it with a second coming. But the rapture
is like pre tribulation, So Jesus is supposed to come
down himself, Okay, right, and he's going to raise the
good old dead Christians. Sure, and then he's going to
and so the dead Christians and the living Christians are
going to and then they're all going to combine, and

(40:38):
then they're going to ascend to Heaven together physically, not spiritually.
Everyone's physical body is going because they're physically going to
the Kingdom of fucking Heaven. Yeah, but I'm like, so far,
so reasonable.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yeah, I'm so with it.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
But so that's like pre tribulation and then the second Coming,
where you know, Jesus comes on this the end of
Day is and blah blah blah, but like, oh the judgment,
yeah yeah, yeah, So they're different things.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
And so this is the rapture is to take all
the good faithful Christians off the planet before Jesus comes back.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
And then there's supposed to be a thousand years of
suffering where the people who were not taken, you know,
the lawless sinners, are all left on earth. And I'm like,
thank you, take them all. Take take all those people
who claim to be Christian or happy to be left here.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Opposite you leave them all here, and take all those
good bitches, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Either or but I don't want to be around.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
These people because it seems that half of the world
just is insane and believes crazy shit. So you're either
going to take half of them or me, like, bitch,
I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
So I'm going to give you a little little fact
on this, Okay, tell me the concept of the rapture.
In twenty twenty five, vers of viral social media prediction
by South African creature Joshua make look, I don't know
how to say his name, some weluckily who claims to
receive a vision at the end of the world on
September twenty, which was yesterday, coinciding with the Jewish holiday Roshana. However,

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this prediction contracts biblical teachings, as scripture states that no
one knows the time of the rapture. The viral spread
on platforms like TikTok, and it's a picture of fear, skepticism,
and interest with many Christians emphasizing and focusing on living
faithfully is more important than predicting dates.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Ma'am. Now, snap, here's one of.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
The things that I as this has happened in the
past that I don't ever understand. All Right, So people
let's start with people selling their homes or putting their jobs.
So I have a home, I have shit in my home,
I have a car, whatever, So I'm going to sell
all of that for what purpose? If you're going to
have you don't need the money, give it away or
just wait and go Okay, Well, so tomorrow I'm just

(42:50):
going to float up on out of here.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
And I don't care what happens to my shit. That's it.
It's a house.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Well, materials sell and not that I don't care about
because I will be sending to heaven Jesus.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
So why do I care about my car? What am
I going to do with that money? What about the people?

Speaker 3 (43:07):
There's a couple of women specifically on TikTok that went
to like the dollar store and bought like index cards
and a bunch of Bibles.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Right as one does. And they went.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Through the Bible and highlighted passages. They wrote these index
cards with like a scripture. Everyone should know. They wrote
little notes all over everything. So when these women were raptured,
whoever found their house could potentially be saved by the
word of Jesus.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Oh, it was giving them details on how to read
They're going to find a Bible and be like, oh
my God, I wish I hadn't looted because that's a sin.
But now I found the Bible, so I can just
ask for that's cool, and I can send sin and
they'll be like, please forgive me, and then I go ahead.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Well, I mean, and this is assuming you know that
the person. It's so funny they're making the assumption, the
person who's ever going to rage your house after your
rapture doesn't know who Jesus.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
I'm trying.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
We live in the United States of America. In twenty
twenty five pitch, they talk about Jesus regularly, and not
a Mexican gardener. They talk about the man who's in the
Middle Eastern Palestinian five foot man that they all worship,
who they would have murdered themselves. Now, so I'm going
to sure I have no idea to the validity of
this story.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
But many many years ago, when.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
It was pretty Internet, there was a story traveling about
of this thing happened like somebody was driving and had
the back of their car was full or the back
of their truck was full of like blow up dolls,
sex dolls. But they had all been inflated with helium

(44:47):
because they were doing some special events. Well, something happened
that the tie down broke loose. All these all these
sex dolls are floating up o and people were like thinking,
oh my god, it's a rapture and getting out of
their cars on the freeways standing are waiting for Jesus

(45:08):
to dig stop again. I don't know if it's a
true story, but I read about it. I thought that
is so brilliant.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
It makes me want to go by sex dolls, I
mean and blow up. Sex dolls cannot be that expensive
now that they have like the hole on real yeah
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
There's that. Yeah, that was hilarious. That is so funny.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
So yeah, if the if the Second Coming is happening,
or the rapture or the.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Whatever, none of us are going and here's I wouldn't
be on the list. I need to be like you.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Well, it's either one or two things. Either Jesus coming
back with contest and being like you are actually the
holiest people on this land because you're better than all
these like quote unquote Christians, or he's going with them,
and either way, I don't care, you know what I mean,
I don't just get me away from them.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Okay, but now that I've watched A Good Place all
the way through like sixteen times, the idea of heaven,
which I.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Never thought about, the idea of eternity.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Eternity is an overwhelming ocean in general, no matter what
it's like, what do you do for eternity? You know,
it's like, no, thanks, Could we just like snuff it
out and call it a day?

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Well, and I don't want to be doing anything forever?

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Does that not sound exhausting? And I was, you know,
I was watching a podcast with the drag Queen and
the guy interviewing him, who is a very sweet boy, was.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Like, well, it could be fun. What if it Heaven's fun?

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Bob's like, heaven can't be fun for all of us,
you know, And nothing is that fun forever. You can't
do one thing you could find We could go to
Disneyland after forever.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
I want to go home, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
I don't want to go home after a week, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
And then I come home and then do whatever. But
I don't want to go back. Sure, but yeah, the
idea of like yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Or the idea of like, oh, we're up there looking
down in your friends and family. Okay, well, like you die,
and let's say you have like niece's nephews, your own kids. Fine,
and then after that you see your grandchildren or whatever,
you're whatever. Cool, love it after that? There kids? Who
are these fucking people?

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Right? You don't know them well and you're gonna do
that forever. No, take me out, girl, kill me again.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Which is one of the things I loved about The
Good Place is that they uh be a spoiler because
it's been over for years now, but they were like,
give me an out, up with him out. It's like
at the when you're done, when you've done all the
things you want to do, you can.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Just check out it be done, love it for the
rest or whatever. So yeah, I also want to share with.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
You that would be me nice so swapping topics here
because they're a sure hilarious.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Yeah, but I want to talk about something that is
slightly more serious.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Oh just slightly Okay, So in Oregon, Yeah, there is, uh,
there's a movie happening where they're changing the names of
all these problematically named places. Now, I can't think of
any place off the top of my head that has
a problematic name. I mean, there's but I also don't

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know like the name of every creek and every park
and every whatever. But there's a list of uh, lots
and lots and lots problematic names that are now being
changed in Oregon. And they're changing all of the problematic names.
But they have a whole group, a committee who.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Has to come up with new names for a lot
of things.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
And I'm gonna not name all of them because there's
a lot, but I'm gonna tell you some of them.
It's like, oh God, black Ebute is the accurate the
current name?

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Yes, so, I mean black sounds fine. Brown Creek why
if you put manhat?

Speaker 2 (48:55):
These are places? These are places. Cooley Spring.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
It was like, oh Jesus, Coon Canyon.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
And then there's on that there's like a million hollow
coon great Coon Point.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Do you think I have a question? I have a question.
I have a question. Yeah. Do we think that it
meant black people? Yes?

Speaker 2 (49:15):
And the only reason I think so is because there's
other like uh coolie, which is a.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Slur for Asian people. Interesting why And that's the other
here is probably my favorite one, which I would never change,
Cracker Creek. I have a question. If you are a
white man and you're naming all of this ship. Why
are you naming it chinaman hat or.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Probably looks like a cooliet Yeah okay, but it's like
that shape. But you want to live in a place
that you call like blackie, But that doesn't make any.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Sense if you're a racist. Daego Bulch, crazy dead Indian
Hill my favorite.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
And also in Spring and Mountain and whatever, Greaser basin,
Greaser basin, Gypsy Spring Okay.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Uh wow, negro flat? Well what and then there's a
bunch of those, there's like barely any black people? Why why? Why?
How about pappoos creak? I don't know what a bread
savage bluffs? What's papoos?

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Papoos is the uh well you carried babies on your back? Yes, yes,
yes you know, But well what uncle Tom Slow?

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Why yeah? That's I mean. The second thing for me
was the why of it all?

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Why would you, like you said, why would you name
something after people that you clearly don't like and you
clearly think you're like, well, was it to make a joke?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Was? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Well, and like slavery wasn't here, you know, and like
we didn't even allow black people here for a long time,
so like Why did you name everything to be racial?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Right?

Speaker 1 (51:01):
That's weird, right, I know, but I'm glad you know
that they're all being renamed.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Yeah, Oregon's pretty cool. I mean, it's all right, it's
it certainly has some dark history that.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
You know, yes, but everywhere does. And currently the West
Coast is doing standing on business. So we fist in
the air with the West Coast through and through a bit,
because where else am I going to go?

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Right? You know? The only other hard topic I wanted
to talk about today was the death of Charlie Kirk.
Want to talk about that. I do want to talk
about it because of what the ripple effect that it's
had with the.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Loss of freedom of speech. So Charlie Kirk politician?

Speaker 1 (51:43):
M m no, he's a debater, a commentator, he's on
a politician. I thought he also had a political office.
Did not.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
I don't think if he I don't think he's a
potical office. Okay, but you keep talking about, well, so
there he was he was, and of course immediately the
right was like, oh it's the left as the Democrats.
He was probably killed by a trans person because you know, well,
so Charlie Kirk claimed to be a Christian, but in

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his ideology was all, let's kill all queer people.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
And he actually did say these things there. I've watched
videos of him saying these things, and I've whatever it was,
killed all queer people, especially trans people. They're the worst,
They're the devil transfer extremists. Right, Yeah, women shouldn't have
the right to vote. Women actually should be subservient to
their husbands. In fact, one of the things he said

(52:43):
specifically was that when Taylor Swift married Travis Kelsey, that
she needed to give up her career and be just
subservient to him and serve him as well.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
I'm sorry, what year are we living in, you know.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
But it needs to go back to that time when
women had zero rights and had to had to go
to their husband for everything. Also, he believed that only
the man, the head of the household, should vote for
the whole household. Uh, it was all extreme shit, but
it was all that black black folk shouldn't be Well,

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they don't have the brain processing power, he would say
that they're not as smart, so they shouldn't have these
jobs in power, and especially all these black women who
are now working and stuff.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
You know, obviously they shouldn't have they just took the spot.
But it was all this extremist nonsense.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Well right, and my favorite, he said that there have
to be casualties for the Second Amendment so we can
keep the Second Aments.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
So that was kind of where I wanted to Yeah, sorry, no, no, no,
it's fine. He literally said that the price of having
the Second Amendment, you know, the right to bear arms,
was the cost of that was going to be some.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Gun debt, and he referred he talked about that in
regards to school shootings.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
By the way, Okay, the school shootings, you know whatever,
were gonna lose some folks because you got to keep
this freedom. Now, in most especially southern states, guns have
more rights than women, you know, so we're so afraid
of putting any kind of legislation on a gun that

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we're okay with kids getting shot in school, that people
getting shot in them all, people getting shot in theater.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Whatever. That's all.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Yeah, whatever, thoughts and prayers because that's going to fix that.
But then in the irony of it all, he was
one of those you know, gun deaths, it's just so
just a byproduct of those Second Amendment. However, here's where
it got more frightening. To me because you know, he
got killed and that's awful, and that's sad and whatever.

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I don't feel sad because he was a horrible gaming
but I feel bad for his family, but they were
I feel bad for the children.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
His wife made that decision, and she's a stupid bitch
as well. So fuck that nice. But comedians who talked
about it, we're being fired. We're losing the show.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Jimmy Kimmel was taken off the air and they said
until he apologized, and then they also wanted him to
pay some money to their family for what he said.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Is like, what the fuck? Since when is censorship? Okay? Since?

Speaker 2 (55:24):
And you know, like we are moving into a time
which is terrifying to me where the government is telling
you what you can and cannot say, where they're having
people make pledges that the only thing they will say
are positive and we're a democracy l L.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
And he's like, have you seen North Korea? I know,
have you seen China? Have you seen?

Speaker 3 (55:49):
But I mean, I can't even talk about China. China,
people in China do better than people in the United States.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
All of that propaganda we were fed is we've learned
as bullshit.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
What I'll say about Charlie Kirk is a couple of things. One,
just because you're a person of faith does not make
you a good person. Just because you agree with Charlie
Kirk does not make him right and does not make
him a good person. A lot of things he stated
were factually incorrect. He was opinion based political people say, activist, commentator.

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Whatever he hated DEI he hated all this shit.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
People. There's a lot of.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Backlash when people are critiquing Charlie Kirk because how dare
you celebrate the death of a man, and how dare you?
And he was so close to Jesus, and he was
such a good Christian And here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
He wasn't.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
And you can lie to yourself all you want. And
you know what, I remember when George Floyd died and
all the jokes that came in about that. Remember when
that congresswoman was shot in her house recently, her she
and her husband and her dog.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
And the Republics did a word about it, and nothing
but Charlie Kirk, And we're all going to cry about it.
Here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
He was a bad person who did horrible fucking things,
and he created he perpetuated this culture of young white
men being violent and dangerous and awful, and he was
okay with that. That is the world that he thought
was going to be the most beneficial for him and
his quote unquote people. So if there's an issue with

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how society, half of society remembers Charlie Kirk, you should
remember that he spoke how he spoke, and if he
wanted to be remembered in a way that was warm,
he should have behaved differently.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
And he didn't know. So he he disliked the word empathy.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Oh, he didn't believe he was making the world we
He didn't believe in empathy. And so here's the thing.
I have no sympathy for him, nor do I have
it for his family. I think he played with fire.
He helped build the system of violence and gun violence specifically,
and he was.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
A victim of it.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
I'm not protesting his funeral, I'm not protesting his whatever.
I'm not pissing on his grape. I'm not giving that
much energy to a fuck boy that I don't care.
And here's the thing, and difference is worse than Hey,
I don't care that he's dead. No, because I don't
give a fuck about him.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
I'm also not going to lionize him. I'm not a
pedestal because he was a horrible human being.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Girl.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
It's like when George Bush Senior died and people were like,
oh sad, what a good president, And I'm like, he
did horrible things, Like we're not going to pretend he
didn't because he's dead. That doesn't know, That doesn't negate
the fact that he was horrible.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
You know, no, no, no, yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
So, but I don't want to end on that note.
I want to end on what I think is the
best pay of her all week. So in Japan, okay,
tell me right now, there are laws saying that if
you force your children to be religious, if you force them.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
To believe the whole, you be good or going to hell.
That is child Yes, it was like that is so awesome.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
So any kind of and it's any kind of religion,
it does not matter if you're forcing your child and
also making it so they cannot do things. You can't
do this thing because it's again start religion, or you
have to do this.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Thing because it is a religion that is now considered
a form of child abuse. Love it, love it, and
it should be.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Everywhere, baby girl. Look at the United States of America
right now. Half the country is in religious psychosis because
they didn't get raptured yesterday, so well it might happen
today though, because they said, so now we're iffy.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Well yeah, but that's how it always happens. Well, it
was like that whole Mind calendar. Do you remember that, Yeah,
which was a.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Real calendar in the world and ended twenty twelve.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Yeah, and it was like end of the world. So yeah,
I kudos to Japan. Kudos this law. I love this,
And I think anybody who forces their children to be
in any kind of really, who forces their children to
believe you do this or you die, who sends their
children to conversion camps, any of these kind of fucking things,

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that's child abuse.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Yeah, and you should be tried an agree, agreed, you know. Anyways,
So that's all the time we have for today. Yeah,
it's bright early. I gotta go back to bed, girl.
I got to take my children to school.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Oh I told him I was doing this morning. They're like,
we have to get ready by ourselves. You're fourteen and sixteen.
I think you can handle.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Do you want your dikey change we do bbes right,
you miss your being mean.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
It is now to the point of where I have
to dress and undress my mother every day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Different.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
I don't need to be dressing and undressing a fourteen
brain is fixing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Them around ball of dough. It's soft and there's no
little lines.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Yeah, but anyhow, but I don't feel like that at
fourteen and sixteen.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
At fourteen years old, the only thing am my mother
would wake me up. That was it. She fell up, yes,
and that was that was her.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
That was the extent of her helping me get ready,
was yelling me to get my masked at ma'am.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Yeah, because I would.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Always oversleep and she'd be like, and so I'd get
out of bed. But it's like if I want to breakfast,
that was on me. Whatever I wore on me, did
I shower, dish my teeth on me?

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
No one said you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Better shower because you smell that, or you better teeth
because you're growing fuzz on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
No, I just had to do it. That's so crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
See, Grandma was more like, you want to smell that,
go take your shower.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Listen, you smell nasty over the show. Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Anyhow, we're glad to be back, glad that listening over
here is no longer on her deathbed.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
I'm striving for greatness.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
And yeah, so we'll we're back, will hopefully be back
every week, you know, for the rest of eternity.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Yeah, until that ship. Yeah, until the end of America
started getting people saying, really, we're done until the Feds come.
After that, you're just talking.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
But if you would like to hear us talk about
anything in particular, or just want to tell us, why
would you love us or hate us?

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
We don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
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And for those of you who are listening, thanks for listening.
And we're our show comes at every Wednesday. Last Wenesday
because again she was dying.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
But we're back. Yeah, so catch up girl. All right, Well,
we'll be here next week. We'll talk to you then bye.
It would be though,