August 29, 2025 • 28 mins
Step back in time with "Jack Benny," one of the most beloved comedians in radio history. His sharp wit, endearing personality, and hilarious routines made his show a staple of American entertainment. Tune in for a hearty dose of laughter and nostalgia, perfect for fans of classic comedy and vintage radio.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Speaker 2 (00:25):
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Speaker 3 (00:34):
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Speaker 4 (00:49):
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(01:15):
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Speaker 3 (01:48):
That was lovely little lady played by the orchestra.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, we bring you a man
who was the sensation of the Easter parade this morning
when his suspenders gave waya at Sunset and lobraya Jack Benny.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Thank you, thank you. Glog again.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
This is Jack, your little Easter Benny talking.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
And Don, how did.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You ever find out about that accident I had on.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Sunset Boulevard this morning? Were you around there, Darlvin?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I heard all about it.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Jack must have been very embarrassing, all dressed up for
the Easter Parade at your suspender's break.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Well done.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I didn't mind so much when my tent fell down,
but my lawnry didn't come back, and I had on
those bloomers I wore in Charlie Van.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
You know I felt like a darn pool.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah. I could imagine.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You mustn't look awful stating there at all that lace
and those ruffles.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
No no, Don, apparently I was rather attractive. In fact,
I heard a little boy ask his mother if I
was Scarlett O'Hara, as far as I had to admit
that I wasn't. Incidentally, Don, speaking of Easter, I'm surprised
that you're not wearing a new suit today.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well, I ordered on, Jack, but as you know, how
big I am.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Well, to make a long story short, I was turned
down by the war production board.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh oh well, I don't blame him, Don, I can
see five sailors sleeping in hammocks made from your vest alone.
And incidentally, that shirt you're wearing is the only army
tent I ever saw with a soft collar. But don't
worry about it, Don, a thing. Well, for Pete's sake,
or what's a matter of dragons, get a load of
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harass over there.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
You never know it was Easter Sunday.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
The way that guy's dressed, I adjected, I was the
old wreck today old fine. As a matter of fact,
I just polished the maxwell this morning.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
He means you I.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Know who he means.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Always has to come in with a wise crack. You
said it, Hey, Jaxon, did you hear about that big
Turkish bath downtown. That's going to close up, pose up.
Why they got no rubber, Lulu.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, that's a very clever gag.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And it's elastic.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
You can fit anywhere.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Oh shut up, say you you want to know a
funny thing, Phil Here, I come to work today, all
shined up with a haircut, shaved, blue suit and tie,
and you come in wearing an old sport coat, baggy
pants and a polo shirt.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
And you want to know another funny thing, Daddy, what
i'd still?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
That's so well.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I'd have a marvelous bill too if I wore padding
in my shoulders, like you, what are you talking about?
I ain't got no padding in this coat. And you
must have a horse collar in there. It can't be
physique like you don't see me going in for those
over stuffed models. I like a nice, simple, dignified cut.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
You know, well you've got one there, Jack, that's it
looks well? I really yeah, you're a regular.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
More Bromo, that's boul Bramo bowl mo.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
I know who made us?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You want to know something more? Bramo and Sons have
a very exclusive tailoring establishment. They don't take everybody's sister.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
They don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
And why have they got four guys out in the
sidewalk with.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Meahoks, that's only correct, gag. If they drag you in there,
you don't have to buy. And they have marvelous values.
Feel the material down? How's that excellent? But I'm not
too personal, Jack.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
How much that suit costure?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The price twenty nine fifties with two pair of pants,
all right, and a waf lion.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
All right? All right?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And a set of golf club one club.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Not a set.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
A little mashie niblic and she makes it a bag
bull anyway, don, if you want to know where the
place is, come along with me tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I'm taking these suits back for alterations.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Alterations.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Why that suit looks okay to me? No, no, don,
The sleeves are a little too long, and the handle
keeps coming off the nibley. They're good tailors, though, they'll
say this them.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Oh yeah, you did tell Hill about that terrible accident
you had this morning?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
What was terrible about it?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I went walking down the street, my suspenders broke, my
pants went a half match, and I was.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Standing there in a pair of bloomers.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Wow, I have to miss it, boy, I give ten bucks.
To see that's ten bucks. Well get your money out,
jazz bo and down they'll come all right, hand over.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
The doll oh jack ahead and said pull up here to.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Sandays Well, I let him get some money out, or
keep still about it showing off? Anyway, we were talking
about my suit.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Speaking of suits, mister Benny, how do you like the one?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Hello, Dennis?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Oh, speaking of suits, mister Benny.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
How do you like the How do you feel kids?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Or I'm fine? Thanks?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Good.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
I had a little touch of dander, but I'm over it.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Now good good.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Speaking of fruits, mister Benny, Yes, how do you like
the one I'm wearing?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Well, it's all right, Dennis, but I don't think it
fits you as well as it should.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
When did you buy it?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
I got it yesterday by accident.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
By accident, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
I was looking in a straw window downtown and all
of a sudden I got a hook.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
Oh oh you you bought the suit at Drummo.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Well, Dennis, when you get a new outfit, you know
you're not supposed to stuff a lot of things in
your pocket. Look at the way your right pocket is bugging.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
That's the waffle iron. I can't get it out.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Oh say, Dennis said, you get a mash you nid
look like jack in No.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
I took the Presto cooker and said, you got a
Presto with a plain suit, Donald Johnath.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
They told me you could only.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Get a cooker with a toxedo. Believe me, I'm going
back to Brummels first thing in the morning and raise Heck,
what are you laughing at?
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Pull up your bloomers. I can't see your shoes.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Well, Phil, it's about time for a cooker. I mean
a band number, So let's have it. You better let
Dennis sing, perst I can't find my baton. You don't
need a baton. Why don't you just wave at the boys.
Look if I wave with those guys, that'll put on
their hats and go home.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Oh well, I look.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Around for your stick. All right, Dennis, I'm plug your
waffle iron and come over here.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
You gotta sing.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Imagine that kid walking in there accidentally and getting a
Presto cooker.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Oh well, I'd like to tell you.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
A simple story of undying love.
Speaker 9 (09:25):
How it tin.
Speaker 8 (09:28):
Time? Say a letter for return?
Speaker 9 (09:36):
All a.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Copy will go.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
There's the role of a room for.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Pop someone in the gol.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Nursing it with tender kin if there weren't any rain.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
This is one thing that I know. He has had
so many seed it could make this flood long. In
an all sur fedl go.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
You boring Pagoda.
Speaker 9 (10:34):
With a kissy baby flo never Road, would never know
on puc pop log.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
Knowing you from Maconder.
Speaker 9 (10:53):
In an arc of fedral do Yes it ended.
Speaker 10 (11:00):
Fop World, flowny.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
On counder.
Speaker 9 (11:17):
In on all the Beatles, Joh.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
World, That wasn't an old cathedral garden? Written by Lou
Pollock and Herman Ruby and sung by Dennis Dade and
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Dennis who sang that beautifully.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Thanks mister Benny.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Of course I got a little bit of a call,
you know, a coll that's too bad. How'd you get it? Well?
Speaker 5 (12:01):
On April foolthday, I sneaked into my girl's apartment and
hitting the electric refrigerator.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Oh, I was gonna say.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Boo when she opened the door.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
That's a cute jag.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
What happened, Well, she didn't come home that night, and
they had a rough snow on me for three days.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh oh that's terrible. Get ready done. I'll tell you,
I'll tell you what to do for your cold dinners
when you get home tonight. Try some men fall on
your chest? All right, don men fall on your chest?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Oh Jack, please.
Speaker 8 (12:37):
Please not this one.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Done.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I don't want any trouble. Men fall on your chest.
But Jack, I'm a college graduate. You can't do this,
told me.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Don men Sorry, old boy?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Nothing joy.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Hmm, Well I'll be done. He walked out.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
I don't blame him.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Well, I'll tell you one thing. Don won't be back
on this program until he reads that commercial. That's a
fine way to treat him. Listen, Jackson, Wilson is the
only real friend you got on this show. Why what
about you and Mary and Dennis?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Well, you know it's just a job with us.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Well, I'm certainly glad.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
To know that.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Me too.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
I never know where I stood around here.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Never mind, we'll discuss that later. And now, ladies and gentlemen,
while mister Wilson is out in the hall sulking, i'd
like to announce that for our feature attraction next week,
we are going to I can't understand why my gang
doesn't love me. I'm good natured, I'm easy to get
along with.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
I pay well, I beg your pardon.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Well, I am easy to get along with our feature
attraction next week will be a excuse me?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Come in?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Yes, I got a spat as a livery Here am
I a living stone?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Oh say? I give it to me?
Speaker 11 (14:14):
No gotta sign for it, you know, gotta sign for it. Okay,
host of regulations, don't blame me.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
All alright, she's she's signing, she's signing.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
I don't make the laws and all.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
All right here here its signs.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
If my brother laws for you have to thank you.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
For the.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
I'm not asking you to break any laws.
Speaker 10 (15:04):
So long, social regulation.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
All along? A on, Hey, that's that Guy's a little old.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
For a messenger.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
Boy ring doesn't mean anything to you either.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Bove All right, Mary, who's a letter from my mama?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Oh fine?
Speaker 7 (15:29):
What's old roxy heart?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Gotta say any?
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Listen to this my dollar daughter, Mary just received your
long letter with check and clothes. We'll read it as
soon as I return from the bank.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
He's a mercenary, old buzzard.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
Everyone is fine here except that your uncle Willie has
started drinking again. Who bought a new Easter suit yesterday?
And he took a bottle opener instead of a press cooker.
Even with a shortage of tires. We can't get him
to go on the wagon.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
He's sure too, he's got a nose like a taffy apple.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
Quiet.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
Your brother Hillard is in the army and rights that
he will not be able to be a general for
some time as they are short of.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Uniforms some reasons.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
You'll be happy to know that he won a medal
shooting jacks.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Let's see that that's crap shooting.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
He wanted the medal in a dice game. Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
I cannot tell you where Hillard is stationed, as it
is a military secret. However, this morning I received a
big box from him with a kangaroo in it.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
He's probably in Iceland. I'm not giving away any information.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
No other news except that last night we all went
to see jas latest picture to be an Oxy Well.
Your super father thought it was wonderful.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
I might have known your mother wouldn't like me.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
We also saw Fressor Beata Mill's new movies The Wild
Wind with a repeat.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
That Reaped the Wild Wind. Boy, is she pressing.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
My clothes now? As your sister Babe wants to use
the tend to make up her eyebrows? My flid, Mama,
she what.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
A corny character. PS always a PS.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
If you read this letter, Jack, leave off the pot
where I ran down his pictures. He's so hammy, he's
liable to kill himself.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
There's one woman that gets my ghost. Mary.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
When you answer your mother, tell her if she didn't
like me in my picture, I'll be glad to reap.
I'm the thirty cents it cost her to see it.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
Oh, she probably sneaks and she wouldn't pay to see you.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Well, I'm going to send her a thirty cents anyway,
just to embarrass her.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
I show your picture last night, mister Benny and I
stayed for three shows. Well, wish you were good to
get in that warm theater after that refrigerator.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Well, let me tell you something, Dennis, anytime you want
to Well, so mister Wilson has returned.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
All right, don.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Mentaul on your chest.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
Oh all right, ladies and gentlemen, the.
Speaker 11 (18:35):
Next time you no, no, I will not be a
big fat suit.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Well.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
He can stay out in the hall all night if
he wants it. I can be just as stubborn as
he can. Okay, Phil, let's have a band number SI.
Jack and I found my Botamia. Well lead with your
curling iron. I know it's standard equipment. Come on, let's
have a number. Don Wilson thinks he's going to get
paid for the ninety rate.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
I was Easter Parade played.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
By Phil Harrison his arkstra. Hey, are you see failure?
I didn't lead a baton at all? Your hands did
the trick?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
It was great, you know, Jackson, that's the way to
lead a band. Certainly, I'm like Skowski or Toscanini or Pomoni. Well,
I knew if you'd talk long enough you'd hit the
jerky Amoni Simoni phil is Italian ice cream. Well thanks, Kevin,
(21:09):
I thought I said a naughty word. Now now you're
in the clear unless no, no, ice cream is ice cream,
no matter how you look at it. And our ladies
and gentlemen, as I started to announce next week for
our feature attractions, we are going to present a new
type of quiz program in which I will personally give
(21:31):
away twenty four dollars to each of five lucky people.
In other words, I Jack Fenny will give away a
total of one hundred.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
And twenty dollars.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
This will be known as Americal Hour.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
No, no, no, it's a regular quiz show.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Do you mean like Phill Baker's program, Take It or
Leave It?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yes, except instead of take it or Leave it, my
program will be called try and Get It. Remember the title,
Ladies and gentlemen, Try get us. Say, Dennis, would you
like to be a contestant next week and try for
the twenty four dollars?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
I'd like to, But if I win, you'll twist my wrists.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
There'll be no violence anyway, Folks, the sure and tune
in next Sunday for our big quiz show. By the way, Jackson,
did you hear Fred Allen on the Quiz Kids program?
Speaker 4 (22:25):
On the Quiz Kids?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yes, I heard him, and I'm glad you brought it up.
Now if you remember phil Fred Allen was the quiz master.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
That is, he asked the question.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
But when I was on the Quiz Kids program, I
sad right there with the kids and have to answer
the question. There's a there's a difference.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Wait a minute, what questions did you answer?
Speaker 4 (22:44):
There's a big difference there.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Believe me, I said, what questions did you answer?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
There's the difference between asking the questions and sitting there
racking your brains out trying to answer them.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Well, all right, what questions did you answer?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Well, for one, the Battle of bull Run was fought
on August thirtieth, eighteen hundred and sixty two.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
I had that date exactly right.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Well, Jerry, you got a bullet and your leg to remember.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
It by.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
I wasn't even there anyway.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
The point is I answer the questions, and Alan only
had to ask him, proving he's afraid.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
To show the world how stupid he is.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
You weren't afraid, by golly.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
John, right? I Dennis?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
And Alan goes around posing that he's such a genius,
but he's really a phony. I don't know about that, Jackson.
He don't waste no time answering your program every week.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Oh yeah, he picks up Jack's as fast as I do.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
You don't know what, Phil, But you're on my side again,
and I'll tell you something else. I'll tell you something else.
If he keeps running down my show week after week,
I'm gonna take a little trip to New York and
knock his teeth out.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Say mister Benny, how many is spread? Allen?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
God? Thanks kid?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Allan has one two Dennis, And if he doesn't keep
up his elk, dudes, he'll be all gone. He hasn't
eaten anything with gristle in it for over thirty years.
(24:28):
A minute he walks in a restaurant, the wairess Holler soup,
And here's another thing every time.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Oh, here's Don Wilson again.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Oh yes, all right, Don, men Paul on yours, there
he goes again. Can you imagine such a stubborn guy?
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Well, at least he's got pride.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Mary.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I wrote that commercial, and I am chriss that he
read it. I'm running the show and until we've I'll
tell you Hello allow the dependitor's Rochester. Hello, Rochester, what
do you want? I'm quitting both effective as Robby immediately.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
What do you mean you're quitting? What's the trouble?
Speaker 8 (25:14):
It's that crazy border of yours, mister bills Ley.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
He's been chasing me around the house all day with
a poe and al why I mean he's.
Speaker 7 (25:21):
Putting apples on my head.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
He thinks he's William.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Town William Towell com home with you have the same name.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Oh well, now listen, Rochester, there's nothing to get excited about,
just humor. U let him shoot an apple off your head?
Speaker 6 (25:38):
Are are you killing?
Speaker 7 (25:56):
But Rochester?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
He won't hit your head.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
The idea is to put a hole through the apple.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Uh huh.
Speaker 8 (26:03):
You see, Uh you see.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Mister Billingsley thinks he's Swiss like William Tell, and the
Swiss are very good shots.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Did you ever see any of that cheese they send
over here?
Speaker 7 (26:19):
Rochester?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Rochester, You're not gonna be shot full of hole. Mister
Billingsley is very good with a bow and arrow.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
You know that bull's eyes got.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Painted on the garage door.
Speaker 9 (26:30):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
He can hit it four times out of five.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Well until it's five out of five.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Don't fireters. Ain't ready, Gridley. Oh what a scaredy cat, Rochester.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
When I get home, I'll let mister Billingslee do that
trick with me and show you up. I'm gonna prove
you're a coward.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Don't bother, I'll think it.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
No'th on it, Rochester. Don't get hysterical. Mister billings just
like to have fun. So the minute I get home,
I'm gonna stand against the wall, put an apple on
my head.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
And let shoot it off. You better have your two
bail steals. Never mind, I'm not afraid, and we I'll
be home in a few minutes. Goodbye, goodbye. Oh say Paul, Now,
what can I have even off?
Speaker 5 (27:11):
I want to go down to Central Avenue.
Speaker 8 (27:13):
For the Eastern Parade.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
You had this morning off for the Easter parade.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
That was just a rehearsal.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Tonight was gonna spell down.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
Okay, okay, So on.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
The Billingslee.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
It's such a playful fellow in Rochester. It doesn't seem
to understand him.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Oh well, maybe if I take care again.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yes, I'm here, all right down. The program is nearly over.
Now for the last time, men fall on your chest.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Oh very well, ladies and gentlemen. The next time you
go to your neighborhood grocer, be sure to buy a
package of jello.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
The ladies think it's delicious here it's kind of fo.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
And the men fall say it's just wonderful.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
I hope they're satisfied.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Well i'll be.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
He'll pay for that door or mine a ming Scarlett
O'Hara Playfair.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Are your next salad brand?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Cloud is delightful jello freeze with the grand combination of
sweet cucumber pickles and sunny lemon jello.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
And it's so easy and simple to make.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
All you do is is ad one package of lemon
jello and a pine of hot.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Water, chill and some slightly picking, and adds six small
sweet cucumber pickles, finally cut and mold and serve as
a salad or, if you wish, as a swell, spicy relly.
Here's something mighty grand, a really enjoyable treat of a
land lots of color and flavor to any meal you
serve it with. So make up this part tempting blend
of delicious sweet pickles and rich golden lemon jello. Get
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a package of lemon jello tomorrow, and when you do,
be sure to get genuine jello, because Jello's new process
locks in the flavor, makes it.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Extra to.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
A little late next week at tamp hand. Good night, folk,
The Jello Program brought to you by Jello and Jello Pudding,
starring Jack Spenny, with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Tennis, A
Rochester and Yours Truly, Don Wilson. The Orchestrope has a
program with Lovely Little Lady.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Do you know that old saying friends about seeing his believing, Well,
even seeing a big, beautiful mold of jello can't make
you believe how wonderfully good it is.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
No, you have to taste it to know what a marvelous.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Flavor Jello really has to offer. Your first shimmering spoonful
of jello will give you the whole story as nothing
else can. You'll taste in it a gloriously rich flavor. Yes,
a flavor that colds up.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
The pleasant memory of sunny summer.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Orchards and berry patches, a flavor that's lost right into
jello by Jello's exclusive process. This new process makes jello
better than ever, gives you extra richness, extra pressure. Prove
it for yourself. Open a package of jello. Notice that
there's no tell taylor roma, no sign of escaping fragrance
and flavor. Then dissolve the tiny jello particles and notice
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how Jello's captive goodness comes gushing out in a flood
of wonderful richness. Get Jello tomorrow and enjoy the added
delight of swell, tempting flavor locked in by Jello's new process.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
That was lovely little lady played by the orchestra.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, we bring you a man
who was the sensation of the Easter parade this morning
when his suspenders gave waya at Sunset and lobraya Jack Benny.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Thank you, thank you. Glog again.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
This is Jack, your little Easter Benny talking.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
And Don, how did.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You ever find out about that accident I had on.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Sunset Boulevard this morning? Were you around there, Darlvin?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I heard all about it.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Jack must have been very embarrassing, all dressed up for
the Easter Parade at your suspender's break.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Well done.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I didn't mind so much when my tent fell down,
but my lawnry didn't come back, and I had on
those bloomers I wore in Charlie Van.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
You know I felt like a darn pool.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah. I could imagine.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You mustn't look awful stating there at all that lace
and those ruffles.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
No no, Don, apparently I was rather attractive. In fact,
I heard a little boy ask his mother if I
was Scarlett O'Hara, as far as I had to admit
that I wasn't. Incidentally, Don, speaking of Easter, I'm surprised
that you're not wearing a new suit today.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well, I ordered on, Jack, but as you know, how
big I am.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Well, to make a long story short, I was turned
down by the war production board.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh oh well, I don't blame him, Don, I can
see five sailors sleeping in hammocks made from your vest alone.
And incidentally, that shirt you're wearing is the only army
tent I ever saw with a soft collar. But don't
worry about it, Don, a thing. Well, for Pete's sake,
or what's a matter of dragons, get a load of
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harass over there.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
You never know it was Easter Sunday.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
The way that guy's dressed, I adjected, I was the
old wreck today old fine. As a matter of fact,
I just polished the maxwell this morning.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
He means you I.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Know who he means.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Always has to come in with a wise crack. You
said it, Hey, Jaxon, did you hear about that big
Turkish bath downtown. That's going to close up, pose up.
Why they got no rubber, Lulu.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, that's a very clever gag.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And it's elastic.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
You can fit anywhere.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Oh shut up, say you you want to know a
funny thing, Phil Here, I come to work today, all
shined up with a haircut, shaved, blue suit and tie,
and you come in wearing an old sport coat, baggy
pants and a polo shirt.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
And you want to know another funny thing, Daddy, what
i'd still?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
That's so well.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I'd have a marvelous bill too if I wore padding
in my shoulders, like you, what are you talking about?
I ain't got no padding in this coat. And you
must have a horse collar in there. It can't be
physique like you don't see me going in for those
over stuffed models. I like a nice, simple, dignified cut.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
You know, well you've got one there, Jack, that's it
looks well? I really yeah, you're a regular.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
More Bromo, that's boul Bramo bowl mo.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
I know who made us?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You want to know something more? Bramo and Sons have
a very exclusive tailoring establishment. They don't take everybody's sister.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
They don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
And why have they got four guys out in the
sidewalk with.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Meahoks, that's only correct, gag. If they drag you in there,
you don't have to buy. And they have marvelous values.
Feel the material down? How's that excellent? But I'm not
too personal, Jack.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
How much that suit costure?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The price twenty nine fifties with two pair of pants,
all right, and a waf lion.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
All right? All right?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And a set of golf club one club.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Not a set.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
A little mashie niblic and she makes it a bag
bull anyway, don, if you want to know where the
place is, come along with me tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I'm taking these suits back for alterations.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Alterations.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Why that suit looks okay to me? No, no, don,
The sleeves are a little too long, and the handle
keeps coming off the nibley. They're good tailors, though, they'll
say this them.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Oh yeah, you did tell Hill about that terrible accident
you had this morning?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
What was terrible about it?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I went walking down the street, my suspenders broke, my
pants went a half match, and I was.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Standing there in a pair of bloomers.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Wow, I have to miss it, boy, I give ten bucks.
To see that's ten bucks. Well get your money out,
jazz bo and down they'll come all right, hand over.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
The doll oh jack ahead and said pull up here to.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Sandays Well, I let him get some money out, or
keep still about it showing off? Anyway, we were talking
about my suit.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Speaking of suits, mister Benny, how do you like the one?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Hello, Dennis?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Oh, speaking of suits, mister Benny.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
How do you like the How do you feel kids?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Or I'm fine? Thanks?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Good.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
I had a little touch of dander, but I'm over it.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Now good good.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Speaking of fruits, mister Benny, Yes, how do you like
the one I'm wearing?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Well, it's all right, Dennis, but I don't think it
fits you as well as it should.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
When did you buy it?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
I got it yesterday by accident.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
By accident, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
I was looking in a straw window downtown and all
of a sudden I got a hook.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
Oh oh you you bought the suit at Drummo.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Well, Dennis, when you get a new outfit, you know
you're not supposed to stuff a lot of things in
your pocket. Look at the way your right pocket is bugging.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
That's the waffle iron. I can't get it out.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Oh say, Dennis said, you get a mash you nid
look like jack in No.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
I took the Presto cooker and said, you got a
Presto with a plain suit, Donald Johnath.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
They told me you could only.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Get a cooker with a toxedo. Believe me, I'm going
back to Brummels first thing in the morning and raise Heck,
what are you laughing at?
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Pull up your bloomers. I can't see your shoes.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Well, Phil, it's about time for a cooker. I mean
a band number, So let's have it. You better let
Dennis sing, perst I can't find my baton. You don't
need a baton. Why don't you just wave at the boys.
Look if I wave with those guys, that'll put on
their hats and go home.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Oh well, I look.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Around for your stick. All right, Dennis, I'm plug your
waffle iron and come over here.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
You gotta sing.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Imagine that kid walking in there accidentally and getting a
Presto cooker.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Oh well, I'd like to tell you.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
A simple story of undying love.
Speaker 9 (09:25):
How it tin.
Speaker 8 (09:28):
Time? Say a letter for return?
Speaker 9 (09:36):
All a.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Copy will go.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
There's the role of a room for.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Pop someone in the gol.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Nursing it with tender kin if there weren't any rain.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
This is one thing that I know. He has had
so many seed it could make this flood long. In
an all sur fedl go.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
You boring Pagoda.
Speaker 9 (10:34):
With a kissy baby flo never Road, would never know
on puc pop log.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
Knowing you from Maconder.
Speaker 9 (10:53):
In an arc of fedral do Yes it ended.
Speaker 10 (11:00):
Fop World, flowny.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
On counder.
Speaker 9 (11:17):
In on all the Beatles, Joh.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
World, That wasn't an old cathedral garden? Written by Lou
Pollock and Herman Ruby and sung by Dennis Dade and
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Dennis who sang that beautifully.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Thanks mister Benny.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Of course I got a little bit of a call,
you know, a coll that's too bad. How'd you get it? Well?
Speaker 5 (12:01):
On April foolthday, I sneaked into my girl's apartment and
hitting the electric refrigerator.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Oh, I was gonna say.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Boo when she opened the door.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
That's a cute jag.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
What happened, Well, she didn't come home that night, and
they had a rough snow on me for three days.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh oh that's terrible. Get ready done. I'll tell you,
I'll tell you what to do for your cold dinners
when you get home tonight. Try some men fall on
your chest? All right, don men fall on your chest?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Oh Jack, please.
Speaker 8 (12:37):
Please not this one.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Done.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I don't want any trouble. Men fall on your chest.
But Jack, I'm a college graduate. You can't do this,
told me.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Don men Sorry, old boy?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Nothing joy.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Hmm, Well I'll be done. He walked out.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
I don't blame him.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Well, I'll tell you one thing. Don won't be back
on this program until he reads that commercial. That's a
fine way to treat him. Listen, Jackson, Wilson is the
only real friend you got on this show. Why what
about you and Mary and Dennis?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Well, you know it's just a job with us.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Well, I'm certainly glad.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
To know that.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Me too.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
I never know where I stood around here.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Never mind, we'll discuss that later. And now, ladies and gentlemen,
while mister Wilson is out in the hall sulking, i'd
like to announce that for our feature attraction next week,
we are going to I can't understand why my gang
doesn't love me. I'm good natured, I'm easy to get
along with.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
I pay well, I beg your pardon.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Well, I am easy to get along with our feature
attraction next week will be a excuse me?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Come in?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Yes, I got a spat as a livery Here am
I a living stone?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Oh say? I give it to me?
Speaker 11 (14:14):
No gotta sign for it, you know, gotta sign for it. Okay,
host of regulations, don't blame me.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
All alright, she's she's signing, she's signing.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
I don't make the laws and all.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
All right here here its signs.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
If my brother laws for you have to thank you.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
For the.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
I'm not asking you to break any laws.
Speaker 10 (15:04):
So long, social regulation.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
All along? A on, Hey, that's that Guy's a little old.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
For a messenger.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
Boy ring doesn't mean anything to you either.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Bove All right, Mary, who's a letter from my mama?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Oh fine?
Speaker 7 (15:29):
What's old roxy heart?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Gotta say any?
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Listen to this my dollar daughter, Mary just received your
long letter with check and clothes. We'll read it as
soon as I return from the bank.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
He's a mercenary, old buzzard.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
Everyone is fine here except that your uncle Willie has
started drinking again. Who bought a new Easter suit yesterday?
And he took a bottle opener instead of a press cooker.
Even with a shortage of tires. We can't get him
to go on the wagon.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
He's sure too, he's got a nose like a taffy apple.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
Quiet.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
Your brother Hillard is in the army and rights that
he will not be able to be a general for
some time as they are short of.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Uniforms some reasons.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
You'll be happy to know that he won a medal
shooting jacks.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Let's see that that's crap shooting.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
He wanted the medal in a dice game. Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
I cannot tell you where Hillard is stationed, as it
is a military secret. However, this morning I received a
big box from him with a kangaroo in it.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
He's probably in Iceland. I'm not giving away any information.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
No other news except that last night we all went
to see jas latest picture to be an Oxy Well.
Your super father thought it was wonderful.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
I might have known your mother wouldn't like me.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
We also saw Fressor Beata Mill's new movies The Wild
Wind with a repeat.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
That Reaped the Wild Wind. Boy, is she pressing.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
My clothes now? As your sister Babe wants to use
the tend to make up her eyebrows? My flid, Mama,
she what.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
A corny character. PS always a PS.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
If you read this letter, Jack, leave off the pot
where I ran down his pictures. He's so hammy, he's
liable to kill himself.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
There's one woman that gets my ghost. Mary.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
When you answer your mother, tell her if she didn't
like me in my picture, I'll be glad to reap.
I'm the thirty cents it cost her to see it.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
Oh, she probably sneaks and she wouldn't pay to see you.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Well, I'm going to send her a thirty cents anyway,
just to embarrass her.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
I show your picture last night, mister Benny and I
stayed for three shows. Well, wish you were good to
get in that warm theater after that refrigerator.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Well, let me tell you something, Dennis, anytime you want
to Well, so mister Wilson has returned.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
All right, don.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Mentaul on your chest.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
Oh all right, ladies and gentlemen, the.
Speaker 11 (18:35):
Next time you no, no, I will not be a
big fat suit.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Well.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
He can stay out in the hall all night if
he wants it. I can be just as stubborn as
he can. Okay, Phil, let's have a band number SI.
Jack and I found my Botamia. Well lead with your
curling iron. I know it's standard equipment. Come on, let's
have a number. Don Wilson thinks he's going to get
paid for the ninety rate.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
I was Easter Parade played.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
By Phil Harrison his arkstra. Hey, are you see failure?
I didn't lead a baton at all? Your hands did
the trick?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
It was great, you know, Jackson, that's the way to
lead a band. Certainly, I'm like Skowski or Toscanini or Pomoni. Well,
I knew if you'd talk long enough you'd hit the
jerky Amoni Simoni phil is Italian ice cream. Well thanks, Kevin,
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I thought I said a naughty word. Now now you're
in the clear unless no, no, ice cream is ice cream,
no matter how you look at it. And our ladies
and gentlemen, as I started to announce next week for
our feature attractions, we are going to present a new
type of quiz program in which I will personally give
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away twenty four dollars to each of five lucky people.
In other words, I Jack Fenny will give away a
total of one hundred.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
And twenty dollars.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
This will be known as Americal Hour.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
No, no, no, it's a regular quiz show.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Do you mean like Phill Baker's program, Take It or
Leave It?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yes, except instead of take it or Leave it, my
program will be called try and Get It. Remember the title,
Ladies and gentlemen, Try get us. Say, Dennis, would you
like to be a contestant next week and try for
the twenty four dollars?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
I'd like to, But if I win, you'll twist my wrists.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
There'll be no violence anyway, Folks, the sure and tune
in next Sunday for our big quiz show. By the way, Jackson,
did you hear Fred Allen on the Quiz Kids program?
Speaker 4 (22:25):
On the Quiz Kids?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yes, I heard him, and I'm glad you brought it up.
Now if you remember phil Fred Allen was the quiz master.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
That is, he asked the question.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
But when I was on the Quiz Kids program, I
sad right there with the kids and have to answer
the question. There's a there's a difference.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Wait a minute, what questions did you answer?
Speaker 4 (22:44):
There's a big difference there.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Believe me, I said, what questions did you answer?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
There's the difference between asking the questions and sitting there
racking your brains out trying to answer them.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Well, all right, what questions did you answer?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Well, for one, the Battle of bull Run was fought
on August thirtieth, eighteen hundred and sixty two.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
I had that date exactly right.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Well, Jerry, you got a bullet and your leg to remember.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
It by.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
I wasn't even there anyway.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
The point is I answer the questions, and Alan only
had to ask him, proving he's afraid.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
To show the world how stupid he is.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
You weren't afraid, by golly.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
John, right? I Dennis?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
And Alan goes around posing that he's such a genius,
but he's really a phony. I don't know about that, Jackson.
He don't waste no time answering your program every week.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Oh yeah, he picks up Jack's as fast as I do.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
You don't know what, Phil, But you're on my side again,
and I'll tell you something else. I'll tell you something else.
If he keeps running down my show week after week,
I'm gonna take a little trip to New York and
knock his teeth out.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Say mister Benny, how many is spread? Allen?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
God? Thanks kid?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Allan has one two Dennis, And if he doesn't keep
up his elk, dudes, he'll be all gone. He hasn't
eaten anything with gristle in it for over thirty years.
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A minute he walks in a restaurant, the wairess Holler soup,
And here's another thing every time.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Oh, here's Don Wilson again.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Oh yes, all right, Don, men Paul on yours, there
he goes again. Can you imagine such a stubborn guy?
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Well, at least he's got pride.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Mary.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I wrote that commercial, and I am chriss that he
read it. I'm running the show and until we've I'll
tell you Hello allow the dependitor's Rochester. Hello, Rochester, what
do you want? I'm quitting both effective as Robby immediately.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
What do you mean you're quitting? What's the trouble?
Speaker 8 (25:14):
It's that crazy border of yours, mister bills Ley.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
He's been chasing me around the house all day with
a poe and al why I mean he's.
Speaker 7 (25:21):
Putting apples on my head.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
He thinks he's William.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Town William Towell com home with you have the same name.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Oh well, now listen, Rochester, there's nothing to get excited about,
just humor. U let him shoot an apple off your head?
Speaker 6 (25:38):
Are are you killing?
Speaker 7 (25:56):
But Rochester?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
He won't hit your head.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
The idea is to put a hole through the apple.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Uh huh.
Speaker 8 (26:03):
You see, Uh you see.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Mister Billingsley thinks he's Swiss like William Tell, and the
Swiss are very good shots.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Did you ever see any of that cheese they send
over here?
Speaker 7 (26:19):
Rochester?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Rochester, You're not gonna be shot full of hole. Mister
Billingsley is very good with a bow and arrow.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
You know that bull's eyes got.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Painted on the garage door.
Speaker 9 (26:30):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
He can hit it four times out of five.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Well until it's five out of five.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Don't fireters. Ain't ready, Gridley. Oh what a scaredy cat, Rochester.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
When I get home, I'll let mister Billingslee do that
trick with me and show you up. I'm gonna prove
you're a coward.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Don't bother, I'll think it.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
No'th on it, Rochester. Don't get hysterical. Mister billings just
like to have fun. So the minute I get home,
I'm gonna stand against the wall, put an apple on
my head.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
And let shoot it off. You better have your two
bail steals. Never mind, I'm not afraid, and we I'll
be home in a few minutes. Goodbye, goodbye. Oh say Paul, Now,
what can I have even off?
Speaker 5 (27:11):
I want to go down to Central Avenue.
Speaker 8 (27:13):
For the Eastern Parade.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
You had this morning off for the Easter parade.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
That was just a rehearsal.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Tonight was gonna spell down.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
Okay, okay, So on.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
The Billingslee.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
It's such a playful fellow in Rochester. It doesn't seem
to understand him.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Oh well, maybe if I take care again.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yes, I'm here, all right down. The program is nearly over.
Now for the last time, men fall on your chest.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Oh very well, ladies and gentlemen. The next time you
go to your neighborhood grocer, be sure to buy a
package of jello.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
The ladies think it's delicious here it's kind of fo.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
And the men fall say it's just wonderful.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
I hope they're satisfied.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Well i'll be.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
He'll pay for that door or mine a ming Scarlett
O'Hara Playfair.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Are your next salad brand?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Cloud is delightful jello freeze with the grand combination of
sweet cucumber pickles and sunny lemon jello.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
And it's so easy and simple to make.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
All you do is is ad one package of lemon
jello and a pine of hot.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Water, chill and some slightly picking, and adds six small
sweet cucumber pickles, finally cut and mold and serve as
a salad or, if you wish, as a swell, spicy relly.
Here's something mighty grand, a really enjoyable treat of a
land lots of color and flavor to any meal you
serve it with. So make up this part tempting blend
of delicious sweet pickles and rich golden lemon jello. Get
(28:40):
a package of lemon jello tomorrow, and when you do,
be sure to get genuine jello, because Jello's new process
locks in the flavor, makes it.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Extra to.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
A little late next week at tamp hand. Good night, folk,
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