August 27, 2025 • 30 mins
Step back in time with "Jack Benny," one of the most beloved comedians in radio history. His sharp wit, endearing personality, and hilarious routines made his show a staple of American entertainment. Tune in for a hearty dose of laughter and nostalgia, perfect for fans of classic comedy and vintage radio.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jack Penny Program presented by Lucky Strike.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Nine.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:52):
I hated.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
An my Mamala Americans.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
The Lucky Tax Program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston
Hill Harris, Rochester, Tennessee, and Yours Brolin Don Will, Ladies
and gentlemen. Again, It's Sunday, so let's go out to
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Beverly Hills to Jack.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Wait a minute, every week. It's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Let's go out to Beverly Hills to Jack Benny's house.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Why don't we go to somebody else's house for a James.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yes, why not? Let's go out to the home of.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
The home of Doge Burns and Craty Allen.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I don't know. Think he's just reading a book.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
The man she was trying to stop us, but she
shoot him aside stag across the floor.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
George, if you want to step everything a book, why
don't you take off.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Your shakes, take off my shirt.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Yeah, it's so thrilling the way your muscles balls when
you're trying to pay.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Rightly.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
My muscles don't falls.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
And let me raise the.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Man she was trying to stop us.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Judge is today Sunday?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yes, the man she was with Crategy.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
I'm glad of it because I'm Sunday. Jack Jenny's on
the air, and I wouldn't miss his program.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
For the world.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Well, he's on right now.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
You want to hear him, turn on the radio.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Jack was wonderful.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I think he's even funnier than in Hersel.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Great thing he's on right now in herself.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
No, Jack Benny Oh, I wouldn't miss.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Him for the world, you know, Judge, just send you
some around. And I didn't listen to Jack Jenny's program.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I told myself, Graycie, turn on the radio. You can
hear them.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
But if I told myself, I wouldn't be able to
hear the program next Sunday, and the program next Dunday
would probably be better than the program I told myself
over So why that's why I'm making that point, never
to miss Jack Jenny.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Okay, I'll turn it on for him.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Oh, Jege, isn't that wonderful?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
What's wonderful?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
The way your muscles both when you're trying to.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Die, Gracey, take off your shirts, Gracie, will you please
keep quiet so I can get Jack Benny's programs. And
when I walk into the library and I said, a Rocketter,
what are you doing with those tool faces in your hand?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
What are you thinking?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
He said to me, I don't know, Jack, what did
he say?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Well, Rocketter looks like in.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
My face and said, why did you turn off Jack's program?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
I wanted to tell you that if you have reminded
me that today was sendy, I would have missed him.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Look, Gracie, you could have found that out for yourself.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
All you had to do is go out in the
kitchen and look at the calendar. The red numbers of Sunday.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
The judge on our calendar, all the numbers are red.
It's doelling a bowl of ketches.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Well, Gracie, go back into the kitchen, take the calendar
out of the ketchup and wipe it all.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
It's too late da for lunch. I did well, Jack Briend,
Why didn't you tell me you like calendar?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I love him.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I love him, not Gracey. You turn on the radio.
You turn it on, Gracie, you're the one who wouldn't
miss Jack senty for the world.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
You turn it on.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
You just want to see my muscles gulls.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yes, yes, I want to see your muscles for them all.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Right, but I'm not gonna take my shirt off.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Okay, I'll turn it on.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
No kidding, Jackson. Did that really happen?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Sure? Phil?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And when a man got back on his horse, he said,
so that's why umbrella have ribs in him.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Don't be the jellis Jack. I thought it was funny too.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Racy stopped talking to the radio. Graycy, Why did you
turn it off. You were talking to me, I said,
stop talking to the radio.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
How do you know the joke was funny?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
He didn't hear the beginning of it. Well you've heard
it was the answer.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Well, that's the only tis you're supposed to laugh att
Oh judge, judge, just jealous because he's so sophisticated.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
And tell me Jack Denny. No, Jean heychel.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Jane, Jeane vershel Where did.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
He come from?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Den Mark? Everybody knows that.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Look, if you wouldn't list Jack Denny for the world,
why don't you keep listening instead of turning him on
and off and on and off and on and off.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Oh judge, yes you did that again.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Makes my Adam's apple do tricks man, Well no.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
It makes it to the tooth, sin around and sadness.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Look, Grace, I want to.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Listen to Jack, but don you really ought to do
something about your weight? Oh Jack, I'm not so sad.
I went on a die and lost ten pounds, ten pounds,
ten pounds off of you was like taking one bucket
of mog out of lasts.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
I wanted to hear the end of the joke.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
That was the end of it. When I first hired
you thirteen years ago. You were and that's the reason I.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Want to stop off the other one one of the
why came up? Go on, let's cut it.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Off, John.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Why did you turn off the radio because.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I want to read my book.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I just bought it. It's a raised age.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
I tie it.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
You could lose his money, Bobby shop for nothing.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I never thought of that. Tomorrow, I think I'll go
down to the vegetable market and read Strange Fruit.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Same Fruce.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
We have that book right here in the library.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
No, it's a spoilest in the ice box.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I know Jean Hushak wrote it, know very well.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Now going on that show and to listen to Jack, Betty,
you bet I will, and I.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Hope he has better luck than he had last week.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Well? Last week he was expected Lauren Bacall to be
a jet guy. She didn't show up.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
That's right, Gracie.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Will you please let me read my book?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
But there's only one thing to do.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
You.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Jack wanted Lauren Bacall in his program and he couldn't
have a Well, he can have me. I'll go over
to his studio right now and I'll be Lauren Bacall.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
But Tracy Racy, you can't be Lauren Becall?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Is Lauren Bringey?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Has he got that coming?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Sixty?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Big boy?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Looking her eyes?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Of course she.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Sat as Alory the recessible.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
That that was the best man played by Bill Harrison
an eighteen bribe me and now and now act just
once when I beat the number, he'd just say something nice,
not about the music.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Just about the boys. You have to make that track
about the bribes.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Well, when eighteen men come to a broadcast wearing nightgowns,
that called for a comment.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Believe me, there ain't nightgowns.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Oh them ain't, Phil, Bill, it's not their aid, I's
they aren't.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Well, get a load of my little boss. He's gone
crape do that.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
You don't even know what a crape tho that is?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
It's a Pasadena tortilla.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Well, well, well, for once, you're right.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Sure, I'm right. Everybody ain't as stupid as you are. Stupid.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
That's a fine thing to say about me, Phil, After
all I've done for you?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
What did you ever do for me? What did I
do for you? Phil?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Eleven years ago, I have to be in Memphis, Tennessee,
and I dragged you out of a bar, brought you
out to Hollywood, put shoes on you, put you in
front of eighteen musicians, put a stick in your hand,
and because you already had the shape, you thought you
were leading them. And as a hint for you to
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wash your hair, somebody puts on a shampoo program. What
did I ever do for you?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
So? What? So what?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Phil?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
When I picked you up, you didn't even have a
hamhock to your name.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
That's the what look Jackson.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
This may surprise you, but I had one of the
greatest sources in the country before I ever heard of you.
You had a great artist, I'll say I did. I
was the leader, and I had a man at the
piano for the name of a Derby. Well, my first
fiddle was the guy for the name of Hyphas. Poscanini
made my arrangement. Sekowski played the claranet, and I had
a dame sing in the blues by the name of
Lily Paul.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Well, you really have some great musicians.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
How come you got rid of them? They couldn't play Polkers?
Speaker 8 (12:07):
Oh sure, sure, I can.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Didn't do anything but off the piano. Who was that lady?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yes? Phil, Why don't you go down to grammin Chinese
and put your head into clament.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
And keep it there.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
And and now ladies and Gentlemenny. Oh hello, hello Dennis.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Where have you been? Oh?
Speaker 9 (12:40):
I was over the truck shore having a drink. Hi,
tomato ice cream soda? What tomato ice cream soda?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
A tomato ice cream soda.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Let's taste awful?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
What's then?
Speaker 9 (12:52):
Two scoops of vanilla ice cream from chocolate syrup cambinated
water in a carry?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
But what about the tomato?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
She waiting on me?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I sink here, I see kid. You're you're making up
a little joke.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah. I make up jokes all the time.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Now come on, Dennis, let's have your tho.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I'm not the only comedian in the world, you.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Know, Dennis, I never said I was Edgar Bergen, Bob Olk,
Jack Hayley, Eddie Kanner and Dean Herschel. Dennis, Dean Herschel
isn't a comedian.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
He's on the radio? Is doctor Christian?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Oh yeah, doctor Christian?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Come top, Dennis, doctor christ Can I have to see
you singing from the high up?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Got put that out. I'm glad you've stopped me.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
I was getting seazi.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Oh now, come on, come on, Dennis, let's have your song.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Okay, Oh, Jack, before Dennis's wrong? How about the commercials?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Oh yes, yes, I'm sorry, Dondie, the commercial. I have
the quartet right here, don Don. Last week the quartet
didn't show up, and we got along very well without them,
and I think we can get along without them.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
This week too.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Oh now, wait a minute, Jack, You pay the sports
from five hundred dollars a.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Week, don't you.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah, well, Jack, they took the whole five hundred dollars
and spent it on this week's arrangement. They they sent
their whole salary. Tell us what do you live on?
From the looks on the one on the end, it
must be packing. Well, well, all right, Don, If they're
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that's sincere about it, I'll listen to it this time.
But I'm warning you, Don, I'm warning you this time
had better be good.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I'll say it's good, all right. Follow the anvil cars.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
Wait a boys, boy, bye boy, bye boys bye boys.
(15:30):
By hell?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Holy what.
Speaker 7 (15:48):
Holy what?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
I'm a what holy m h.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I done kind of going one, kind of go with one.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I don't want to take a classy numbers and that
that that's the way it's not what I want.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I believe it.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I'm not a Wait a minute, no waiter man, wait.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
A minute, Why.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
No, that's for Wilson, Mom, wil Don. Is this the
arrangement they spend five hundred dollars for?
Speaker 4 (17:07):
He's the ample call from three hundreds.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Tell them to take their handle and get out of here.
Come on, fellas house, house house, see tennis.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
That was last week.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Come on, let's have your call.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Okay, You'll always be the woe, every all, every day,
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every you always be along. My My heart will feel.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
The same, even face from a ball.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
I promise they will be.
Speaker 8 (18:23):
All for me.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
You're always the war will feel the same.
Speaker 8 (18:42):
Even more say from about.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
My promise they will.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Be for.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Youz.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
That was?
Speaker 3 (19:44):
That was You'll always be the one I loved.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
By Kicker Freeman and sung sung by Dennis Day And
it was really swell, Dennis. It couldn't have been sung better.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
And now what's wrong with it? Came?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
What?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
There's nothing wrong with Dick Canes. I merely said that
you sing beautifully. I suppose Andy Russell is bad, huh, Dennis. Look,
Andy Russell is fine, and so is Jack Kyne.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
They're both great singers.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
And now in clus you want to punch you right
in the nose.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Dennis, be quiet, I'll sit down and now, and now,
ladies and gentlemen, for our Oh, Donna's Moore interrupted. They'll
answer the phone for me, will you please?
Speaker 4 (20:33):
You answered Jackson? It might be a fleck call, and
I love to see your skin roll up.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Don't be so smart, don don when you answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Please. Oh, I'm checking over.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
The closing commercial tennis.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Will you answer the poem for dragon?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Let's seen herschel to it Tennis.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I'll stop being so oh, never mind, I'll answer. Hello,
Miss Rochester, Rochester, Rochester, what do you want.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
The xact cleaners here?
Speaker 11 (21:11):
Are there any suit you'd like to have cleaner press?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yes? Yes, now let me see.
Speaker 11 (21:16):
How about your blue double breast when.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Born, I'm wearing that. Give him my gray Gabardine.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I'm wearing that.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Well, Look, Rochester, have n't pressed my tan suit?
Speaker 7 (21:31):
What fuss?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
You only wore that once?
Speaker 11 (21:32):
That was last week when you were rehearsing with miss
Ron McCall.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
I know she's seen the crease out of its.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Look Rochester, having pressed that suit, and tell him to
let the pants out two inches better let out more
than that, barn. No, no, no, the pants aren't that tight.
Speaker 11 (21:48):
Not remember what happened last week when you bent over Rochester.
If you see, I ain't gonna prop to like you did.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
They have won the game.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Okay, okay, give him my I'm giving my full dress.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Suit too, full suit.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yes, I may as well have it cleaned and press
for the Academy Award dinner.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Awes for what you want to get? You was going
to teachers.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Look, Rochester, I'm not expecting an award this year. After all,
I didn't make a picture.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Maybe they will give him an award for that.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Oh stop and just give my suit to the cleaner. Goodbye,
gourd fine?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Oh say boss I, what can I have Tuesday afternoon? Off?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I want to go to the races at Panameters for Rochester.
I thought on New Year's Day you made a resolution
not to go to the races.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I didn't go on New Years Days.
Speaker 11 (22:47):
Now anyway, The reason I want to go Tuesday is
the course I got tipped.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
On two wonderful horses.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
Text the spam Man and namby pay us.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Oh are they are they good horses? Well?
Speaker 11 (22:56):
Text as sam Man is by shipping fans out of swapuens.
Namby's passing by five pairs out of sleep Nancy.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Well all right, Rochester, you can go, but you can't
lose my car this time. Take a yellow cat.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Oh yellow caw.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, that's by rapid trampit out of general motor.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Good bye.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I can't understand Rochester. He makes a new Year's resolution
not to go to the races and braces.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Hey, Jack, and I was at the races justin.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I bet on a horse called fit Tampoo, Fit Tampoo. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
The dandruf came off him.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
So fast the other horses thought they were snowbounding pros
to death.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Oh, Harrison, when you come home, Alice must think he's
in wonderland.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
W look Wanga phil.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
Than mister Benny.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I once sat on a horse, nam kogate, Dennis, let
it go.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
He came in first, and I got my own shower. Jennis,
when you come home, your mother must think she's in.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
A nuts hose.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Well, at least that makes sense for this. Now, kids,
let's not hold up the show anymore because our catch
tonight is buried. Come in, Hello, Jack, huh.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Hello, big boy, you're worried to oh razy.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Why George, Gracie, what's this?
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Don't be fashful blue eyes? If you want anything, whistle?
What you don't know how to whistle? Don't you just
put your lips together and blow.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Racie whack. I'm sorry for this, but Gracie heard you
didn't get to kiss long the call last week, and
now she wants to be longer call.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
You keep out of this, Humphrey.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Now how about us today? Your friend's fascinating excess.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Gracie.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I wow, that's the kind of a woman I could
go for.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Say, you're kind of tooth Sonny like you're too young maybe,
but I'm funny hips, Oh.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
I am.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
I suppose your father told you how to de carry
palm from flower to flower on that.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
See, yes, you did well.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
I advise you to forget that. I tried, and believe me,
it's nothing.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Look, Gracie, I know you meant well in coming over,
but I'm trying.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
To do a program.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
That's right, Gracie, you're embarrassing Jack trying to kiss him.
Let's go home with fly lips.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Not on your life.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Look, Grace, if you really want to be kissed, what
don't you forget about jacksonhon grab yourself a hunk of
glamour like me.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Take take that.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Easy, says Plessy.
Speaker 7 (25:48):
To go around, Grace, you know what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
No, but I love it.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Come on, now, you're holding up my program anyway. I
can't kiss you right on your Georgia's nose.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
You can't.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
But you don't like it that way, Racy stop wold,
that's nonsense.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Let's go hold no.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Judge now, Lauren Becau disappointed him, and I'm not going
to let him be disappointed again.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Gracie, Grace, where we go? Stop kissing? Wait on, wait on,
wait on that wait?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Wow, what a kid? My hair is standing on him?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Yeah, he slipped a little to the side.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Porse, what crazy you're oh my whole radio program?
Speaker 5 (27:01):
Radio program? Yes, good god, let's hurry home. What time here?
And I wouldn't listen to the ron?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (27:09):
Yeah, if we hurry, we can catch the tobacco washer.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
The good night, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Because the majority of America's hospitals are under staff once again,
an urgent appeal is being made for student nurses in
order to meet this acute need.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
All young women between the ages of seventeen and thirty.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Five who are high school or college graduates. All right,
words to apply to their nearest hospital or school of nursing.
Now Jack will be back in juster man if at first,
Here is my good friend, mister F. E.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Boone at.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Nine. I'm Overton today tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Always.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Lucky Strike means fine tobacco, and in a cigarette, it's
the tobacco that comes. Listen to the words of a
tobacco expert, a man whose business is tobacco, Mister Fred
Leonard Evans of Danville, Virginia, an independent tobacco buyer with
twenty five years experience. He said, year after year, I've
seen the makers of Lucky Strike by fine quality leaf,
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that fine ripe, mellow tobacco you can't beat for top
smoking quality. I've smoked lucky as myself for nineteen years quote.
Year after year, I've seen the makers of Lucky Strike
by fine quality leaf unquote. Yes, and often after akin
independent tobacco expert like Miss Evans can see the makers
of Lucky Spike.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Consistently selected by that fine, that.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Light, that naturally mild tobacco. Fine light, naturally mild tobacco,
real Lucky Strike tobacco. Remember Las MFT Lucky Strike means
fine tobacco. And this fine lucky strike tobacco means real,
deep down smoking enjoyment.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
For you don't smoke that smoker.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Fine tobacco.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Lucky Strike, so round, so firm, so fully facked, so
free and easy on the draw. A ladies and gentlemen,
I want to thank George and Gracie who appeared on
our program tonight for the courtesy of Maxwell House Coffee.
I also want to thank Jean Herschel who was here
in spirit and he's cheaper that way. The night boat.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
This is MDC National seven
The Jack Penny Program presented by Lucky Strike.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Nine.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I'm American in a cigarette.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's the tobacco that counts.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
And now las MFT Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. Yes,
year in, year out, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. Fine
tobacco is what counts in a cigarette. And season after season,
that market after market. Independent tobacco experts, men who spend
their lives buying, selling, and handling tobacco can see the
makers of Lucky Spike consistently select and buy that fine,
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that light, that naturally mild tobacco, fine light, naturally mild tobacco,
real Lucky Strike tobacco, fine tobaccos that means real, deep
down smoking enjoyment for you do smoke that smoke of
fine tobacco. Lucky Strike, go round, so firm, so fully tight,
go free and easy on the drawer.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I hated.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
An my Mamala Americans.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
The Lucky Tax Program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston
Hill Harris, Rochester, Tennessee, and Yours Brolin Don Will, Ladies
and gentlemen. Again, It's Sunday, so let's go out to
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Beverly Hills to Jack.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Wait a minute, every week. It's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Let's go out to Beverly Hills to Jack Benny's house.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Why don't we go to somebody else's house for a James.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yes, why not? Let's go out to the home of.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
The home of Doge Burns and Craty Allen.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I don't know. Think he's just reading a book.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
The man she was trying to stop us, but she
shoot him aside stag across the floor.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
George, if you want to step everything a book, why
don't you take off.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Your shakes, take off my shirt.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Yeah, it's so thrilling the way your muscles balls when
you're trying to pay.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Rightly.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
My muscles don't falls.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
And let me raise the.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Man she was trying to stop us.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Judge is today Sunday?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yes, the man she was with Crategy.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
I'm glad of it because I'm Sunday. Jack Jenny's on
the air, and I wouldn't miss his program.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
For the world.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Well, he's on right now.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
You want to hear him, turn on the radio.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Jack was wonderful.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I think he's even funnier than in Hersel.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Great thing he's on right now in herself.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
No, Jack Benny Oh, I wouldn't miss.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Him for the world, you know, Judge, just send you
some around. And I didn't listen to Jack Jenny's program.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I told myself, Graycie, turn on the radio. You can
hear them.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
But if I told myself, I wouldn't be able to
hear the program next Sunday, and the program next Dunday
would probably be better than the program I told myself
over So why that's why I'm making that point, never
to miss Jack Jenny.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Okay, I'll turn it on for him.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Oh, Jege, isn't that wonderful?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
What's wonderful?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
The way your muscles both when you're trying to.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Die, Gracey, take off your shirts, Gracie, will you please
keep quiet so I can get Jack Benny's programs. And
when I walk into the library and I said, a Rocketter,
what are you doing with those tool faces in your hand?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
What are you thinking?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
He said to me, I don't know, Jack, what did
he say?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Well, Rocketter looks like in.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
My face and said, why did you turn off Jack's program?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
I wanted to tell you that if you have reminded
me that today was sendy, I would have missed him.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Look, Gracie, you could have found that out for yourself.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
All you had to do is go out in the
kitchen and look at the calendar. The red numbers of Sunday.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
The judge on our calendar, all the numbers are red.
It's doelling a bowl of ketches.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Well, Gracie, go back into the kitchen, take the calendar
out of the ketchup and wipe it all.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
It's too late da for lunch. I did well, Jack Briend,
Why didn't you tell me you like calendar?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I love him.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I love him, not Gracey. You turn on the radio.
You turn it on, Gracie, you're the one who wouldn't
miss Jack senty for the world.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
You turn it on.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
You just want to see my muscles gulls.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yes, yes, I want to see your muscles for them all.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Right, but I'm not gonna take my shirt off.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Okay, I'll turn it on.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
No kidding, Jackson. Did that really happen?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Sure? Phil?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And when a man got back on his horse, he said,
so that's why umbrella have ribs in him.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Don't be the jellis Jack. I thought it was funny too.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Racy stopped talking to the radio. Graycy, Why did you
turn it off. You were talking to me, I said,
stop talking to the radio.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
How do you know the joke was funny?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
He didn't hear the beginning of it. Well you've heard
it was the answer.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Well, that's the only tis you're supposed to laugh att
Oh judge, judge, just jealous because he's so sophisticated.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
And tell me Jack Denny. No, Jean heychel.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Jane, Jeane vershel Where did.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
He come from?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Den Mark? Everybody knows that.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Look, if you wouldn't list Jack Denny for the world,
why don't you keep listening instead of turning him on
and off and on and off and on and off.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Oh judge, yes you did that again.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Makes my Adam's apple do tricks man, Well no.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
It makes it to the tooth, sin around and sadness.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Look, Grace, I want to.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Listen to Jack, but don you really ought to do
something about your weight? Oh Jack, I'm not so sad.
I went on a die and lost ten pounds, ten pounds,
ten pounds off of you was like taking one bucket
of mog out of lasts.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
I wanted to hear the end of the joke.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
That was the end of it. When I first hired
you thirteen years ago. You were and that's the reason I.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Want to stop off the other one one of the
why came up? Go on, let's cut it.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Off, John.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Why did you turn off the radio because.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I want to read my book.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I just bought it. It's a raised age.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
I tie it.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
You could lose his money, Bobby shop for nothing.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I never thought of that. Tomorrow, I think I'll go
down to the vegetable market and read Strange Fruit.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Same Fruce.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
We have that book right here in the library.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
No, it's a spoilest in the ice box.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I know Jean Hushak wrote it, know very well.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Now going on that show and to listen to Jack, Betty,
you bet I will, and I.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Hope he has better luck than he had last week.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Well? Last week he was expected Lauren Bacall to be
a jet guy. She didn't show up.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
That's right, Gracie.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Will you please let me read my book?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
But there's only one thing to do.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
You.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Jack wanted Lauren Bacall in his program and he couldn't
have a Well, he can have me. I'll go over
to his studio right now and I'll be Lauren Bacall.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
But Tracy Racy, you can't be Lauren Becall?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Is Lauren Bringey?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Has he got that coming?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Sixty?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Big boy?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Looking her eyes?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Of course she.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Sat as Alory the recessible.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
That that was the best man played by Bill Harrison
an eighteen bribe me and now and now act just
once when I beat the number, he'd just say something nice,
not about the music.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Just about the boys. You have to make that track
about the bribes.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Well, when eighteen men come to a broadcast wearing nightgowns,
that called for a comment.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Believe me, there ain't nightgowns.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Oh them ain't, Phil, Bill, it's not their aid, I's
they aren't.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Well, get a load of my little boss. He's gone
crape do that.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
You don't even know what a crape tho that is?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
It's a Pasadena tortilla.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Well, well, well, for once, you're right.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Sure, I'm right. Everybody ain't as stupid as you are. Stupid.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
That's a fine thing to say about me, Phil, After
all I've done for you?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
What did you ever do for me? What did I
do for you? Phil?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Eleven years ago, I have to be in Memphis, Tennessee,
and I dragged you out of a bar, brought you
out to Hollywood, put shoes on you, put you in
front of eighteen musicians, put a stick in your hand,
and because you already had the shape, you thought you
were leading them. And as a hint for you to
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wash your hair, somebody puts on a shampoo program. What
did I ever do for you?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
So? What? So what?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Phil?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
When I picked you up, you didn't even have a
hamhock to your name.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
That's the what look Jackson.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
This may surprise you, but I had one of the
greatest sources in the country before I ever heard of you.
You had a great artist, I'll say I did. I
was the leader, and I had a man at the
piano for the name of a Derby. Well, my first
fiddle was the guy for the name of Hyphas. Poscanini
made my arrangement. Sekowski played the claranet, and I had
a dame sing in the blues by the name of
Lily Paul.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Well, you really have some great musicians.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
How come you got rid of them? They couldn't play Polkers?
Speaker 8 (12:07):
Oh sure, sure, I can.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Didn't do anything but off the piano. Who was that lady?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yes? Phil, Why don't you go down to grammin Chinese
and put your head into clament.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
And keep it there.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
And and now ladies and Gentlemenny. Oh hello, hello Dennis.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Where have you been? Oh?
Speaker 9 (12:40):
I was over the truck shore having a drink. Hi,
tomato ice cream soda? What tomato ice cream soda?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
A tomato ice cream soda.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Let's taste awful?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
What's then?
Speaker 9 (12:52):
Two scoops of vanilla ice cream from chocolate syrup cambinated
water in a carry?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
But what about the tomato?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
She waiting on me?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I sink here, I see kid. You're you're making up
a little joke.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah. I make up jokes all the time.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Now come on, Dennis, let's have your tho.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I'm not the only comedian in the world, you.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Know, Dennis, I never said I was Edgar Bergen, Bob Olk,
Jack Hayley, Eddie Kanner and Dean Herschel. Dennis, Dean Herschel
isn't a comedian.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
He's on the radio? Is doctor Christian?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Oh yeah, doctor Christian?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Come top, Dennis, doctor christ Can I have to see
you singing from the high up?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Got put that out. I'm glad you've stopped me.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
I was getting seazi.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Oh now, come on, come on, Dennis, let's have your song.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Okay, Oh, Jack, before Dennis's wrong? How about the commercials?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Oh yes, yes, I'm sorry, Dondie, the commercial. I have
the quartet right here, don Don. Last week the quartet
didn't show up, and we got along very well without them,
and I think we can get along without them.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
This week too.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Oh now, wait a minute, Jack, You pay the sports
from five hundred dollars a.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Week, don't you.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah, well, Jack, they took the whole five hundred dollars
and spent it on this week's arrangement. They they sent
their whole salary. Tell us what do you live on?
From the looks on the one on the end, it
must be packing. Well, well, all right, Don, If they're
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that's sincere about it, I'll listen to it this time.
But I'm warning you, Don, I'm warning you this time
had better be good.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I'll say it's good, all right. Follow the anvil cars.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
Wait a boys, boy, bye boy, bye boys bye boys.
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By hell?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Holy what.
Speaker 7 (15:48):
Holy what?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
I'm a what holy m h.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I done kind of going one, kind of go with one.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I don't want to take a classy numbers and that
that that's the way it's not what I want.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I believe it.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I'm not a Wait a minute, no waiter man, wait.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
A minute, Why.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
No, that's for Wilson, Mom, wil Don. Is this the
arrangement they spend five hundred dollars for?
Speaker 4 (17:07):
He's the ample call from three hundreds.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Tell them to take their handle and get out of here.
Come on, fellas house, house house, see tennis.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
That was last week.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Come on, let's have your call.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Okay, You'll always be the woe, every all, every day,
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every you always be along. My My heart will feel.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
The same, even face from a ball.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
I promise they will be.
Speaker 8 (18:23):
All for me.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
You're always the war will feel the same.
Speaker 8 (18:42):
Even more say from about.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
My promise they will.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Be for.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Youz.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
That was?
Speaker 3 (19:44):
That was You'll always be the one I loved.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
By Kicker Freeman and sung sung by Dennis Day And
it was really swell, Dennis. It couldn't have been sung better.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
And now what's wrong with it? Came?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
What?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
There's nothing wrong with Dick Canes. I merely said that
you sing beautifully. I suppose Andy Russell is bad, huh, Dennis. Look,
Andy Russell is fine, and so is Jack Kyne.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
They're both great singers.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
And now in clus you want to punch you right
in the nose.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Dennis, be quiet, I'll sit down and now, and now,
ladies and gentlemen, for our Oh, Donna's Moore interrupted. They'll
answer the phone for me, will you please?
Speaker 4 (20:33):
You answered Jackson? It might be a fleck call, and
I love to see your skin roll up.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Don't be so smart, don don when you answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Please. Oh, I'm checking over.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
The closing commercial tennis.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Will you answer the poem for dragon?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Let's seen herschel to it Tennis.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I'll stop being so oh, never mind, I'll answer. Hello,
Miss Rochester, Rochester, Rochester, what do you want.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
The xact cleaners here?
Speaker 11 (21:11):
Are there any suit you'd like to have cleaner press?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yes? Yes, now let me see.
Speaker 11 (21:16):
How about your blue double breast when.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Born, I'm wearing that. Give him my gray Gabardine.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I'm wearing that.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Well, Look, Rochester, have n't pressed my tan suit?
Speaker 7 (21:31):
What fuss?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
You only wore that once?
Speaker 11 (21:32):
That was last week when you were rehearsing with miss
Ron McCall.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
I know she's seen the crease out of its.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Look Rochester, having pressed that suit, and tell him to
let the pants out two inches better let out more
than that, barn. No, no, no, the pants aren't that tight.
Speaker 11 (21:48):
Not remember what happened last week when you bent over Rochester.
If you see, I ain't gonna prop to like you did.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
They have won the game.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Okay, okay, give him my I'm giving my full dress.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Suit too, full suit.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yes, I may as well have it cleaned and press
for the Academy Award dinner.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Awes for what you want to get? You was going
to teachers.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Look, Rochester, I'm not expecting an award this year. After all,
I didn't make a picture.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Maybe they will give him an award for that.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Oh stop and just give my suit to the cleaner. Goodbye,
gourd fine?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Oh say boss I, what can I have Tuesday afternoon? Off?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I want to go to the races at Panameters for Rochester.
I thought on New Year's Day you made a resolution
not to go to the races.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I didn't go on New Years Days.
Speaker 11 (22:47):
Now anyway, The reason I want to go Tuesday is
the course I got tipped.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
On two wonderful horses.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
Text the spam Man and namby pay us.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Oh are they are they good horses? Well?
Speaker 11 (22:56):
Text as sam Man is by shipping fans out of swapuens.
Namby's passing by five pairs out of sleep Nancy.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Well all right, Rochester, you can go, but you can't
lose my car this time. Take a yellow cat.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Oh yellow caw.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, that's by rapid trampit out of general motor.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Good bye.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I can't understand Rochester. He makes a new Year's resolution
not to go to the races and braces.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Hey, Jack, and I was at the races justin.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I bet on a horse called fit Tampoo, Fit Tampoo. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
The dandruf came off him.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
So fast the other horses thought they were snowbounding pros
to death.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Oh, Harrison, when you come home, Alice must think he's
in wonderland.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
W look Wanga phil.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
Than mister Benny.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I once sat on a horse, nam kogate, Dennis, let
it go.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
He came in first, and I got my own shower. Jennis,
when you come home, your mother must think she's in.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
A nuts hose.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Well, at least that makes sense for this. Now, kids,
let's not hold up the show anymore because our catch
tonight is buried. Come in, Hello, Jack, huh.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Hello, big boy, you're worried to oh razy.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Why George, Gracie, what's this?
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Don't be fashful blue eyes? If you want anything, whistle?
What you don't know how to whistle? Don't you just
put your lips together and blow.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Racie whack. I'm sorry for this, but Gracie heard you
didn't get to kiss long the call last week, and
now she wants to be longer call.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
You keep out of this, Humphrey.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Now how about us today? Your friend's fascinating excess.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Gracie.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I wow, that's the kind of a woman I could
go for.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Say, you're kind of tooth Sonny like you're too young maybe,
but I'm funny hips, Oh.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
I am.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
I suppose your father told you how to de carry
palm from flower to flower on that.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
See, yes, you did well.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
I advise you to forget that. I tried, and believe me,
it's nothing.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Look, Gracie, I know you meant well in coming over,
but I'm trying.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
To do a program.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
That's right, Gracie, you're embarrassing Jack trying to kiss him.
Let's go home with fly lips.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Not on your life.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Look, Grace, if you really want to be kissed, what
don't you forget about jacksonhon grab yourself a hunk of
glamour like me.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Take take that.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Easy, says Plessy.
Speaker 7 (25:48):
To go around, Grace, you know what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
No, but I love it.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Come on, now, you're holding up my program anyway. I
can't kiss you right on your Georgia's nose.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
You can't.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
But you don't like it that way, Racy stop wold,
that's nonsense.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Let's go hold no.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Judge now, Lauren Becau disappointed him, and I'm not going
to let him be disappointed again.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Gracie, Grace, where we go? Stop kissing? Wait on, wait on,
wait on that wait?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Wow, what a kid? My hair is standing on him?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Yeah, he slipped a little to the side.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Porse, what crazy you're oh my whole radio program?
Speaker 5 (27:01):
Radio program? Yes, good god, let's hurry home. What time here?
And I wouldn't listen to the ron?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (27:09):
Yeah, if we hurry, we can catch the tobacco washer.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
The good night, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Because the majority of America's hospitals are under staff once again,
an urgent appeal is being made for student nurses in
order to meet this acute need.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
All young women between the ages of seventeen and thirty.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Five who are high school or college graduates. All right,
words to apply to their nearest hospital or school of nursing.
Now Jack will be back in juster man if at first,
Here is my good friend, mister F. E.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Boone at.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Nine. I'm Overton today tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Always.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Lucky Strike means fine tobacco, and in a cigarette, it's
the tobacco that comes. Listen to the words of a
tobacco expert, a man whose business is tobacco, Mister Fred
Leonard Evans of Danville, Virginia, an independent tobacco buyer with
twenty five years experience. He said, year after year, I've
seen the makers of Lucky Strike by fine quality leaf,
(28:40):
that fine ripe, mellow tobacco you can't beat for top
smoking quality. I've smoked lucky as myself for nineteen years quote.
Year after year, I've seen the makers of Lucky Strike
by fine quality leaf unquote. Yes, and often after akin
independent tobacco expert like Miss Evans can see the makers
of Lucky Spike.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Consistently selected by that fine, that.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Light, that naturally mild tobacco. Fine light, naturally mild tobacco,
real Lucky Strike tobacco. Remember Las MFT Lucky Strike means
fine tobacco. And this fine lucky strike tobacco means real,
deep down smoking enjoyment.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
For you don't smoke that smoker.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Fine tobacco.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Lucky Strike, so round, so firm, so fully facked, so
free and easy on the draw. A ladies and gentlemen,
I want to thank George and Gracie who appeared on
our program tonight for the courtesy of Maxwell House Coffee.
I also want to thank Jean Herschel who was here
in spirit and he's cheaper that way. The night boat.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
This is MDC National seven
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