August 15, 2025 • 29 mins
Step back in time with "Jack Benny," one of the most beloved comedians in radio history. His sharp wit, endearing personality, and hilarious routines made his show a staple of American entertainment. Tune in for a hearty dose of laughter and nostalgia, perfect for fans of classic comedy and vintage radio.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Jack Sunny with Marylyson Tilaris Rochester Gonna saying, here's truly donald,
ladies and gentlemen, Since time immemorial, man has tried to
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achieve faith. We can't bring you a man who has
left his footprints in the sands of time. But here's
one who left his footprints on truth or consequences, the.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Walking Man, Jack Sunny.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Things Hello again, this is bing Bon Bell Doggie and
don am I glad this contest is over. For eight weeks,
all I did was walk walk walk, walking up and
down again, walk walk, walking back and forth again, boom
walking day and night again, Boo boo.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Walk.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
That's all I've been doing, right, walking, walking, walking, right,
componing you. I wanted to break the monotony. I tried
a run, they wouldn't let me do it. I tried
a call, hop, skip, jump, anything, but no, I had
a walk walk. I've got a bunyon so big that
next week it's gonna have its own show.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Della tala.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Are horse your faces doctor soul? Oh now what I
went through?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
What dack?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
What are you complaining about? It was a very exciting contest.
Everybody had a lot of fun in it certainly didn't
cost you anything. It didn't they. I wore a whole
of my shoe and lost eighty cents some foss. Well,
what puzzles me is that, with millions of people trying
to guess who the walking man was, how did they
manage to hide your identity? Don, You'll never know the
trouble we went through to keep it a secret. Every
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Saturday night when Ralph Edwards went on the air, they
picked me up in a big black limousine with the
curtains drawing and drove me to my serious hideout, the
loneliest places they could find, ride me all alone. No, yeah,
John Hell was good accident. I didn't know he could
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do it. Why say that again? Don?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Oh oh?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
For one week, Oh, Don, You've never seen You've never
seen such.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Mysterious hides out. One week they took me to an
old deserted house at Malibu Beef. Another time they took
me to an old abandoned stable. One night, they even
took me to a theater that was showing The Horn
Blows at midnight. I mean, what eerie places I've never had.
Eight weeks of project Hello, Mary, I was just telling
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down about the walking man, contest, What experiences I've had?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Did you tell down what happened last night when that
lady guessed who it was? How you tried to kill yourself?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Mary tried to kill himself?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Why but Jackumus understood the rules. He thought he was
supposed to get all those pizes.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I didn't want all of them. I would have been
satisfied they'd just given me that diamond ring, that thousand
dollar diamond rings. But what pride of the ring? And
they're a plane, a boulder, an automobile, a three room trailer.
I tell you, Mary, it's a good thing. The contact
ended last night. Why because next week they were going
to give away the golden gate Bridge Boulder Damn and
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Judy Canova, believe me. Married. These last few weeks have
certainly been hectic. You know, I've not only been the
walking man, but I've had to make speeches at a
lot of dinners. The Al Jolson dinner, Kay Kaider, Luella Parson.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I know Jack. I was at the Parsons dinner with you.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Oh that's right. You see how mixed up I am? Mary.
I know, Mary, I saw pictures of that affair on
the paper, and I want to tell you that was
a beautiful evening. God you were wearing. Thank you, Jack,
You're welcome. Mary. I'm the one who complimented your dress.
Why did you think, jerk he made it?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yes, sir, Why Jack?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I didn't know you could.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Oh, he's a dinner on a stinger.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, don right, just give me a pattern two yards
of material, oil my bobbin and watch me go.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
But they're right, You're right, don.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Mary really did look beautiful at the Louella Parsons dinner.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
And John, you should have been there. George Jesso was
master's ceremonies that he made the funniest seat.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Funny steet when he got two last little ones.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Then Eddie Tanner got up and he had a change
for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
He was at Batalan.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I fell asleep, and then Bob Hope got up and
he was a riot.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Some riot. How do you do, ladies and gentlemen. This
is Bob talking at the Louella Partson's dinner, Hope telling you,
if you don't go to your druggists and buy pepsiden,
you'll have to go to your dentist and buy cuss fit.
Then he took out Eddie Tanner's teeth and explained the joke.
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What am I?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Well, Jack, I don't care what you say.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
It was still a very swanky affair.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Well married, but it was such a slanky affair you
think they'd serve something better than birds nests too.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
There wasn't bird nest too?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
What when you bent over take a bow, you're to
pay tal in it?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh, so that's what it was.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I thought that, Hey, hey married, skip comes Dennis. He
seems to be mumbling to himself.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Yeah, I wonder what being barn bells ten? And only
one can tell the master of the.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Metropolis to dinners.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh, hold on, miss Annie, what are you doing? Thomas?
Speaker 7 (07:40):
You won't tell anybody? No, I think I know who
the walking man is?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
You think you know who the walking man is?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Who is it? Don't be Tucker, Dennis? What no world
makes you think it's Sophie? Tucker? Well, she's the last
of the red hot mamma being buying bell? All right,
she's a red hot mama. What's the bing borng bell?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Fire engine?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Or for Dennis. Look, in the first place, a walking
man is a man, and the second place it was
Guests last Night by a woman. Let's see what was
her name again.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Sophie Tucker.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
No, it was won by a lady in Chicago named
Florence Hubbard. And the walking man is me.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
What's the second name?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Who's men?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
If you'd have been here at the start of the program,
you'd know what I'm talking about. Where were you?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (08:38):
I'm sorry I was late, but I was out buying
myself a car, a car.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
But Jennis, you just brought a new car last month.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
I know I traded it in for a youth car.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Wait a minute, shit, why should you trade in a
brand new car? Drive around the used car?
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Oh, I want people to think I have money?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Who abod it?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
I put it over on that dealer. He gave me
a thirty nine slimouth and I stuck him with my
forty seven catlet.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Dennis, what was wrong with the cattle? Who was out
of jess?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Well, Dennis, you sure they put it over on him?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
And all I have to pay is forty dollars a month.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Forty dollars a month, How long do you.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Have to pay them?
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Twelve hundred months, all.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Dennis, twelve hundred months. That's one hundred years by the
time you finished paying, you'll be over one hundred and
twenty years old.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Well that's not bad for kid my age.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, yeah, Now, Dannel, before you sing your song, I
want to ask you no, no, forget it. Go ahead
and sing it.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Yes, we were gonna ask.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Him, well, I was gonna ask him no, no, Go
ahead and sing you Jack. I don't know what it is,
but go ahead ask him. All right, Dennis. In this
deal you made with that used car dealer, what happens
if you fail to keep up the payment?
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Well, then my other program will be called the day
in the Life of Honest John.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
You've got to say that.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
You think after eight years, I'd know enough to keep
my mouth.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
What tried.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
When you.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
And what I lied war.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Is anything? What I do, what I do with Puper
to tell.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
When I'm only do what I do what I do
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with Coper to tell, Oh I'm a.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Uh oh?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
That was what will I day? Sung by Dennis?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I mean will I probably up to day?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
And as you may be kind of silly sometimes about
the things you say, but when you sing, your voice
is simply beautiful. I mean it has a quality that
seems to improve week after week.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
That's awfully nice for you. To say that kid, kid,
I'm one hundred and twenty years old.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
All that kid, long subject?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah you tag get a wall of it for hello
fail Iver, mind that Hello Jackson. I want to have
a little talk with you. Why what's the matter? Fail
I needs a matter of Jackson? How you live?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
What was to me?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Last week? He gave you that cross examination about that's
what I like about the shop? And now I'm well,
we're doing a program that can way to work?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Send it?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
No, I can't, Dad. Last week he kept ticking on
my song and picking on it and taking on it.
And when I went home, well, well, well I did
something I haven't done in a long time. What was that?
I cried? Well, the last time you cried was in
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nineteen twenty when they voted prohibition.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Heay, was your two mind telling me, but this is
all about it?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Mary, No, no it ain't. You weren't here, Libby. But last
week Jackson told me that the worst so that's what
I like about the South? Didn't make sense? And then
he even had the nurse to say that there wasn't
a town called do wat did it? No? Hey, you're
as good as Don Wilson love Fell. I was gonna
talk about it right now. I had Alice looked too,
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what diddy up? In the encyclopedias, she wrote down the
whole history of the town out here. Libby read it
to him.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Oh why don't you read into tower.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
This is in handwriting. Live. I'm only a print man.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Okay, I read it.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
I went to college. I can read both.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Look, Mary, we haven't got it.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, you've got this coming to you. Juad Diddy, Mississippi.
Jua Didty is a town located in the southern part
of the state. It's the foot of the Wardo Ditty
Mountains and on the bank and on the banks of
the Diddy Wardo River.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Diddy Wado.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
This river is samous because it runs backwards.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Oh now, let's get on with the probe. Oh wait,
no matter, wait a minute, let her read it, Jackson,
go on, go on, Liddy.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
The principal industry of Juwa Didty is a manufacturing a
box back coach and button cures.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Hm.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
This town also plays an important part in American history.
It is famous because the Seminal Iroquois battles were fought there.
Abraham Lincoln opened his presidential campaign there, and the town
is also mentioned.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
In that famous folk song.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
That's what I like about the South.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Uh folk songs?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Hey Jackson, what no?
Speaker 5 (16:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Then? All right? So there is such a time.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
But how did you happen to pick du wa?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Did he to put in your song? Frankie, my guitar player,
was born there. He told me, what a wonderful place
for this?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Well, it's such a wonderful place.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
How come Frankie Lester? Well, Jackson, he doesn't exactly leave.
You see, one dark night they took him to the
city limits, put him on the main highway facing forts
the west, and gave him a hit to leave town,
a hymn. They said, he's tamped on five. No, he
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went through Kansas like Haley's. Thomas. Well, I was fifteen
years ago.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I know that par is.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Hard to get off. But a leave, Frankie can remove
the feathers. It looks like a seagull sitting there. Now,
come on, let's get on it, and not so fast action,
take it easy. I look. Alice told me to say
that unless a retraction the sport's coming from you, our
association must be terminated. Alice told you to say that, yes,
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what does it mean? It means that I have to
apologize to you. And this whole silly thing started out.
Why do you until keep arguing over that song? And
it's such a simple thing to settled. All right, they'll
you want to apologize me, to apologize to you. I do?
Do you accept the apologies? I do?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
I now pronounce you man and wife.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Look we're not getting married.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
Think of the children.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Oh god?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
And well, now that I've a apologuys, I hope you're satisfied.
I'm happy if you are walking man. Oh you heard
the Truth and consequences last night? What do you mean
last night? I knew it was you the minute I
heard your footstep. You know, there's only one thing that
threw me. What I couldn't hear your cane. Well, I've
got news for you, Phil. They wanted you to be
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the Walking Man, but they could never find you in
that position. Now, come on, don we've got to play
to do tonight, so give us the interductor wait, wait
a minute, Jack, don't you think we ought to do
the commercial first? The commercial? Oh? Yes, I forgot. Well
I have the Sportsman ride here or the quartet. Good,
and you'll be happy to know that when they heard
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you were the walking man. They stayed up all night
for praying a number, especially for you for me. Is
that right?
Speaker 9 (18:45):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Well fine, fine, let's hear.
Speaker 10 (18:49):
That you walked to the O and he was old
cement blue.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
No one knew, No one.
Speaker 11 (19:07):
Ever salks to.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Just imagine my plight. He's Saturday night.
Speaker 9 (19:16):
He walked alone and thought that someone.
Speaker 10 (19:20):
Was surely soon get. No one ever.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Said yet that him.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
When they guess all be there, I tore my hair.
They thought he what turkeyll Eddie Cannor.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Was named inga.
Speaker 11 (19:40):
He's gotta call, they get Harry Truman.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
The trilla was blamed.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
And they just kick.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
And that's not all.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Jack walked alone. He's a loom and blue by the.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Ah from LaBrea to God.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
He walked on.
Speaker 9 (20:12):
He walked along and both you see bristle tired from.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Those barsis needed stark in my artist, How my susies?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
This twell, oh bing bong bell.
Speaker 9 (20:30):
He walked along and wh she had every booth my
every side.
Speaker 11 (20:38):
He re sais to die. Lucky's writing his.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Hands my favorite brand.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
With me some Kentucky who know them the best. He said,
Let's have every.
Speaker 10 (20:57):
That's not from Kentucky. No, he from somewhere.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
But you.
Speaker 10 (21:05):
So lucky.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
They told him he.
Speaker 10 (21:13):
Mustn't dressed on the band.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
It was true or consequence. Very good boys, very good down.
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That was a cute idea. I thought you'd like it.
I didn't say I liked it. I said it was
a cute idea. What I mean is I appreciate the
fact that the boy come in telegram project fagot. Mary, Here, boy, here's.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Something for you.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
But mister Benny, this shoe has got a hole in it. Yes,
take it. There's twenty cents in the lining.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
There.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
I'll go, Mary. Who's a telegram.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
From Seed Allan?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
From Fred Allen? What does he say?
Speaker 6 (22:13):
Dear Jack?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
You may be happy to know that when the contest
first started.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
I knew it was you.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
I can recognize the heel whether he's talking or walking.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
How do you like?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Wait a minute, there's more. I have something else I
can tell you, but if I put it in the telegram,
they'll save your program.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Who jokes in a role? He must have called in
a writer.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
It don't marry.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
The only reason Alan sent me that wire is that
he's jealous of everything that happens to me. Anything I do.
He makes an issue out of it. He doesn't like
the way I play my violin.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
On that issue. Even the Democrats are united Democrats, Semocrat?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
That's this right?
Speaker 7 (22:55):
If it isn't, Sophie took her as Henry Wallace.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Oh, I'll tell you that the Walking Man has been
guests already. It's me. You don't have to try and
get it anymore. The whole thing is over. It's finished.
Oh there's a phone.
Speaker 11 (23:09):
Hello, oh master, that's the me travelist.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Oh hello, Rochester.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
What do you want?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Rochester?
Speaker 11 (23:24):
I was worried about you boys. You didn't come home
last night.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Well I couldn't help, but because of the contest I
had to stay up all night with my writers and
rewrite my program for the day.
Speaker 11 (23:33):
Did you write in.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
The park for me?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
No?
Speaker 11 (23:35):
And what am I doing on the phone?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
I don't know? You called me?
Speaker 11 (23:42):
Okay, then I'll hang out.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
No, wait a minute, Wait a minute, Rochester. Are you
listening to the program?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
But we had to stay up all last night and
write it. How does it sound?
Speaker 11 (23:51):
Do you want the truth of the consequences?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Look, never mind, I'll find out after the show.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Go on.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Rochester. Oh, say, wait a minute, have there been any
phone calls? For me today.
Speaker 11 (24:03):
Boss. The phone's been ringing all day. All day long,
people have been calling up to congratulations for being the
walking man, or for being able to walk.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Now, stop with the joe.
Speaker 11 (24:16):
By the way, Boss, I got the garage door cleaned out,
the person moved out in the living room, and the
truck door wide open.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
When does the truck come the trucks? Oh, Rochester, we
were mistaken about that. I found out that I don't
get those prizes, and see they go to the winner
of the contest.
Speaker 11 (24:38):
You mean we ain't gonna get that airporney.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
No, or the pro I'm afraid not Rochester.
Speaker 11 (24:44):
The trailers. No, I'm sorry, and we even gonna spend
those two glorious weeks together in some valleys.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
No, all those prizes go to Florence Hubbard of Chicago.
Ill Lloyd.
Speaker 11 (25:03):
Oh, then I explained the letter I found on your dresser.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Letter.
Speaker 11 (25:07):
Here it is, it's in your handwriting. It says, why,
dear miss Hubbard, I'm six foot two as broad shoulders,
blond wavy hair, blue eyes and friends.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Compare me with Van Johnson, Rochester.
Speaker 11 (25:20):
I'm single, Congenie, you'll compare the boats and dance divinely Rochester,
or we'll meet you at the trains. Understand you already
have the rings, Rochester, they bos. What do you want
me to finish?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
The flayers howl?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
You know what to say?
Speaker 11 (25:39):
Or I'll take out some of the things you wrote
in that other letter. Which letter, the one you wrote
to the lady who won the IRA sweet.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Seats, Rochester, won't be necessary to send any letter. Florence Hubbard,
the winner of the Walking Man contest is going to
be on my program next Sunday, and so is Ralph Edwards.
Speaker 11 (25:55):
Good good. But by the way, Bars, those contests are wonderful.
Why don't you have one and give away prizes?
Speaker 9 (26:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I don't know, Rochester. What kind of prices could I give?
Speaker 11 (26:03):
Well, you can give away your car. You're pile in
an old two pay and two florious week.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
That to O city.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Say, that's a pretty good idea. I'll think it over
so long, Rochester, who I see? I hope Florence to
sell ladies and gentlemen. I want to join Ralph Edwards
and thanking the millions of people who entered the Walking
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Man Contest and contributed so generously to the American Heart Association.
These contributions totaled over one and a half million dollars,
and this money will be used for scientific research to
combat heart disease, America's number one killer. Even though this
contest is over, fundraising campaigns will continue because the need
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is still great. I also want to congratulate Ralph Edwards
for the wonderful job he's doing and thank him for
inviting me to participate in such a worthy card. Back
will be back and Julemener the first Eli hate an
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Speaker 2 (28:01):
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the winner of the Walking Man contest and Ralph Edwards. Mary,
I've done so much walking with this contest. How about
you and me going for a ride up to Mulholland's
Ride and you know and.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Part no saying the last time I did that became
the walking Lady.
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Jack Sunny with Marylyson Tilaris Rochester Gonna saying, here's truly donald,
ladies and gentlemen, Since time immemorial, man has tried to
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achieve faith. We can't bring you a man who has
left his footprints in the sands of time. But here's
one who left his footprints on truth or consequences, the.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Walking Man, Jack Sunny.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Things Hello again, this is bing Bon Bell Doggie and
don am I glad this contest is over. For eight weeks,
all I did was walk walk walk, walking up and
down again, walk walk, walking back and forth again, boom
walking day and night again, Boo boo.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Walk.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
That's all I've been doing, right, walking, walking, walking, right,
componing you. I wanted to break the monotony. I tried
a run, they wouldn't let me do it. I tried
a call, hop, skip, jump, anything, but no, I had
a walk walk. I've got a bunyon so big that
next week it's gonna have its own show.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Della tala.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Are horse your faces doctor soul? Oh now what I
went through?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
What dack?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
What are you complaining about? It was a very exciting contest.
Everybody had a lot of fun in it certainly didn't
cost you anything. It didn't they. I wore a whole
of my shoe and lost eighty cents some foss. Well,
what puzzles me is that, with millions of people trying
to guess who the walking man was, how did they
manage to hide your identity? Don, You'll never know the
trouble we went through to keep it a secret. Every
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Saturday night when Ralph Edwards went on the air, they
picked me up in a big black limousine with the
curtains drawing and drove me to my serious hideout, the
loneliest places they could find, ride me all alone. No, yeah,
John Hell was good accident. I didn't know he could
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do it. Why say that again? Don?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Oh oh?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
For one week, Oh, Don, You've never seen You've never
seen such.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Mysterious hides out. One week they took me to an
old deserted house at Malibu Beef. Another time they took
me to an old abandoned stable. One night, they even
took me to a theater that was showing The Horn
Blows at midnight. I mean, what eerie places I've never had.
Eight weeks of project Hello, Mary, I was just telling
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down about the walking man, contest, What experiences I've had?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Did you tell down what happened last night when that
lady guessed who it was? How you tried to kill yourself?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Mary tried to kill himself?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Why but Jackumus understood the rules. He thought he was
supposed to get all those pizes.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I didn't want all of them. I would have been
satisfied they'd just given me that diamond ring, that thousand
dollar diamond rings. But what pride of the ring? And
they're a plane, a boulder, an automobile, a three room trailer.
I tell you, Mary, it's a good thing. The contact
ended last night. Why because next week they were going
to give away the golden gate Bridge Boulder Damn and
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Judy Canova, believe me. Married. These last few weeks have
certainly been hectic. You know, I've not only been the
walking man, but I've had to make speeches at a
lot of dinners. The Al Jolson dinner, Kay Kaider, Luella Parson.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I know Jack. I was at the Parsons dinner with you.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Oh that's right. You see how mixed up I am? Mary.
I know, Mary, I saw pictures of that affair on
the paper, and I want to tell you that was
a beautiful evening. God you were wearing. Thank you, Jack,
You're welcome. Mary. I'm the one who complimented your dress.
Why did you think, jerk he made it?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yes, sir, Why Jack?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I didn't know you could.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Oh, he's a dinner on a stinger.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, don right, just give me a pattern two yards
of material, oil my bobbin and watch me go.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
But they're right, You're right, don.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Mary really did look beautiful at the Louella Parsons dinner.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
And John, you should have been there. George Jesso was
master's ceremonies that he made the funniest seat.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Funny steet when he got two last little ones.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Then Eddie Tanner got up and he had a change
for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
He was at Batalan.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I fell asleep, and then Bob Hope got up and
he was a riot.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Some riot. How do you do, ladies and gentlemen. This
is Bob talking at the Louella Partson's dinner, Hope telling you,
if you don't go to your druggists and buy pepsiden,
you'll have to go to your dentist and buy cuss fit.
Then he took out Eddie Tanner's teeth and explained the joke.
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What am I?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Well, Jack, I don't care what you say.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
It was still a very swanky affair.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Well married, but it was such a slanky affair you
think they'd serve something better than birds nests too.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
There wasn't bird nest too?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
What when you bent over take a bow, you're to
pay tal in it?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh, so that's what it was.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I thought that, Hey, hey married, skip comes Dennis. He
seems to be mumbling to himself.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Yeah, I wonder what being barn bells ten? And only
one can tell the master of the.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Metropolis to dinners.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh, hold on, miss Annie, what are you doing? Thomas?
Speaker 7 (07:40):
You won't tell anybody? No, I think I know who
the walking man is?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
You think you know who the walking man is?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Who is it? Don't be Tucker, Dennis? What no world
makes you think it's Sophie? Tucker? Well, she's the last
of the red hot mamma being buying bell? All right,
she's a red hot mama. What's the bing borng bell?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Fire engine?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Or for Dennis. Look, in the first place, a walking
man is a man, and the second place it was
Guests last Night by a woman. Let's see what was
her name again.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Sophie Tucker.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
No, it was won by a lady in Chicago named
Florence Hubbard. And the walking man is me.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
What's the second name?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Who's men?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
If you'd have been here at the start of the program,
you'd know what I'm talking about. Where were you?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (08:38):
I'm sorry I was late, but I was out buying
myself a car, a car.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
But Jennis, you just brought a new car last month.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
I know I traded it in for a youth car.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Wait a minute, shit, why should you trade in a
brand new car? Drive around the used car?
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Oh, I want people to think I have money?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Who abod it?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
I put it over on that dealer. He gave me
a thirty nine slimouth and I stuck him with my
forty seven catlet.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Dennis, what was wrong with the cattle? Who was out
of jess?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Well, Dennis, you sure they put it over on him?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
And all I have to pay is forty dollars a month.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Forty dollars a month, How long do you.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Have to pay them?
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Twelve hundred months, all.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Dennis, twelve hundred months. That's one hundred years by the
time you finished paying, you'll be over one hundred and
twenty years old.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Well that's not bad for kid my age.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, yeah, Now, Dannel, before you sing your song, I
want to ask you no, no, forget it. Go ahead
and sing it.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Yes, we were gonna ask.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Him, well, I was gonna ask him no, no, Go
ahead and sing you Jack. I don't know what it is,
but go ahead ask him. All right, Dennis. In this
deal you made with that used car dealer, what happens
if you fail to keep up the payment?
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Well, then my other program will be called the day
in the Life of Honest John.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
You've got to say that.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
You think after eight years, I'd know enough to keep
my mouth.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
What tried.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
When you.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
And what I lied war.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Is anything? What I do, what I do with Puper
to tell.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
When I'm only do what I do what I do
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with Coper to tell, Oh I'm a.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Uh oh?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
That was what will I day? Sung by Dennis?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I mean will I probably up to day?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
And as you may be kind of silly sometimes about
the things you say, but when you sing, your voice
is simply beautiful. I mean it has a quality that
seems to improve week after week.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
That's awfully nice for you. To say that kid, kid,
I'm one hundred and twenty years old.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
All that kid, long subject?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah you tag get a wall of it for hello
fail Iver, mind that Hello Jackson. I want to have
a little talk with you. Why what's the matter? Fail
I needs a matter of Jackson? How you live?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
What was to me?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Last week? He gave you that cross examination about that's
what I like about the shop? And now I'm well,
we're doing a program that can way to work?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Send it?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
No, I can't, Dad. Last week he kept ticking on
my song and picking on it and taking on it.
And when I went home, well, well, well I did
something I haven't done in a long time. What was that?
I cried? Well, the last time you cried was in
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nineteen twenty when they voted prohibition.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Heay, was your two mind telling me, but this is
all about it?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Mary, No, no it ain't. You weren't here, Libby. But last
week Jackson told me that the worst so that's what
I like about the South? Didn't make sense? And then
he even had the nurse to say that there wasn't
a town called do wat did it? No? Hey, you're
as good as Don Wilson love Fell. I was gonna
talk about it right now. I had Alice looked too,
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what diddy up? In the encyclopedias, she wrote down the
whole history of the town out here. Libby read it
to him.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Oh why don't you read into tower.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
This is in handwriting. Live. I'm only a print man.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Okay, I read it.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
I went to college. I can read both.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Look, Mary, we haven't got it.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, you've got this coming to you. Juad Diddy, Mississippi.
Jua Didty is a town located in the southern part
of the state. It's the foot of the Wardo Ditty
Mountains and on the bank and on the banks of
the Diddy Wardo River.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Diddy Wado.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
This river is samous because it runs backwards.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Oh now, let's get on with the probe. Oh wait,
no matter, wait a minute, let her read it, Jackson,
go on, go on, Liddy.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
The principal industry of Juwa Didty is a manufacturing a
box back coach and button cures.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Hm.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
This town also plays an important part in American history.
It is famous because the Seminal Iroquois battles were fought there.
Abraham Lincoln opened his presidential campaign there, and the town
is also mentioned.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
In that famous folk song.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
That's what I like about the South.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Uh folk songs?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Hey Jackson, what no?
Speaker 5 (16:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Then? All right? So there is such a time.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
But how did you happen to pick du wa?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Did he to put in your song? Frankie, my guitar player,
was born there. He told me, what a wonderful place
for this?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Well, it's such a wonderful place.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
How come Frankie Lester? Well, Jackson, he doesn't exactly leave.
You see, one dark night they took him to the
city limits, put him on the main highway facing forts
the west, and gave him a hit to leave town,
a hymn. They said, he's tamped on five. No, he
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went through Kansas like Haley's. Thomas. Well, I was fifteen
years ago.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I know that par is.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Hard to get off. But a leave, Frankie can remove
the feathers. It looks like a seagull sitting there. Now,
come on, let's get on it, and not so fast action,
take it easy. I look. Alice told me to say
that unless a retraction the sport's coming from you, our
association must be terminated. Alice told you to say that, yes,
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what does it mean? It means that I have to
apologize to you. And this whole silly thing started out.
Why do you until keep arguing over that song? And
it's such a simple thing to settled. All right, they'll
you want to apologize me, to apologize to you. I do?
Do you accept the apologies? I do?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
I now pronounce you man and wife.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Look we're not getting married.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
Think of the children.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Oh god?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
And well, now that I've a apologuys, I hope you're satisfied.
I'm happy if you are walking man. Oh you heard
the Truth and consequences last night? What do you mean
last night? I knew it was you the minute I
heard your footstep. You know, there's only one thing that
threw me. What I couldn't hear your cane. Well, I've
got news for you, Phil. They wanted you to be
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the Walking Man, but they could never find you in
that position. Now, come on, don we've got to play
to do tonight, so give us the interductor wait, wait
a minute, Jack, don't you think we ought to do
the commercial first? The commercial? Oh? Yes, I forgot. Well
I have the Sportsman ride here or the quartet. Good,
and you'll be happy to know that when they heard
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you were the walking man. They stayed up all night
for praying a number, especially for you for me. Is
that right?
Speaker 9 (18:45):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Well fine, fine, let's hear.
Speaker 10 (18:49):
That you walked to the O and he was old
cement blue.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
No one knew, No one.
Speaker 11 (19:07):
Ever salks to.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Just imagine my plight. He's Saturday night.
Speaker 9 (19:16):
He walked alone and thought that someone.
Speaker 10 (19:20):
Was surely soon get. No one ever.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Said yet that him.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
When they guess all be there, I tore my hair.
They thought he what turkeyll Eddie Cannor.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Was named inga.
Speaker 11 (19:40):
He's gotta call, they get Harry Truman.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
The trilla was blamed.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
And they just kick.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
And that's not all.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Jack walked alone. He's a loom and blue by the.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Ah from LaBrea to God.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
He walked on.
Speaker 9 (20:12):
He walked along and both you see bristle tired from.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Those barsis needed stark in my artist, How my susies?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
This twell, oh bing bong bell.
Speaker 9 (20:30):
He walked along and wh she had every booth my
every side.
Speaker 11 (20:38):
He re sais to die. Lucky's writing his.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Hands my favorite brand.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
With me some Kentucky who know them the best. He said,
Let's have every.
Speaker 10 (20:57):
That's not from Kentucky. No, he from somewhere.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
But you.
Speaker 10 (21:05):
So lucky.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
They told him he.
Speaker 10 (21:13):
Mustn't dressed on the band.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
It was true or consequence. Very good boys, very good down.
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That was a cute idea. I thought you'd like it.
I didn't say I liked it. I said it was
a cute idea. What I mean is I appreciate the
fact that the boy come in telegram project fagot. Mary, Here, boy, here's.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Something for you.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
But mister Benny, this shoe has got a hole in it. Yes,
take it. There's twenty cents in the lining.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
There.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
I'll go, Mary. Who's a telegram.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
From Seed Allan?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
From Fred Allen? What does he say?
Speaker 6 (22:13):
Dear Jack?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
You may be happy to know that when the contest
first started.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
I knew it was you.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
I can recognize the heel whether he's talking or walking.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
How do you like?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Wait a minute, there's more. I have something else I
can tell you, but if I put it in the telegram,
they'll save your program.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Who jokes in a role? He must have called in
a writer.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
It don't marry.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
The only reason Alan sent me that wire is that
he's jealous of everything that happens to me. Anything I do.
He makes an issue out of it. He doesn't like
the way I play my violin.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
On that issue. Even the Democrats are united Democrats, Semocrat?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
That's this right?
Speaker 7 (22:55):
If it isn't, Sophie took her as Henry Wallace.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Oh, I'll tell you that the Walking Man has been
guests already. It's me. You don't have to try and
get it anymore. The whole thing is over. It's finished.
Oh there's a phone.
Speaker 11 (23:09):
Hello, oh master, that's the me travelist.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Oh hello, Rochester.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
What do you want?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Rochester?
Speaker 11 (23:24):
I was worried about you boys. You didn't come home
last night.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Well I couldn't help, but because of the contest I
had to stay up all night with my writers and
rewrite my program for the day.
Speaker 11 (23:33):
Did you write in.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
The park for me?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
No?
Speaker 11 (23:35):
And what am I doing on the phone?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
I don't know? You called me?
Speaker 11 (23:42):
Okay, then I'll hang out.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
No, wait a minute, Wait a minute, Rochester. Are you
listening to the program?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
But we had to stay up all last night and
write it. How does it sound?
Speaker 11 (23:51):
Do you want the truth of the consequences?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Look, never mind, I'll find out after the show.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Go on.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Rochester. Oh, say, wait a minute, have there been any
phone calls? For me today.
Speaker 11 (24:03):
Boss. The phone's been ringing all day. All day long,
people have been calling up to congratulations for being the
walking man, or for being able to walk.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Now, stop with the joe.
Speaker 11 (24:16):
By the way, Boss, I got the garage door cleaned out,
the person moved out in the living room, and the
truck door wide open.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
When does the truck come the trucks? Oh, Rochester, we
were mistaken about that. I found out that I don't
get those prizes, and see they go to the winner
of the contest.
Speaker 11 (24:38):
You mean we ain't gonna get that airporney.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
No, or the pro I'm afraid not Rochester.
Speaker 11 (24:44):
The trailers. No, I'm sorry, and we even gonna spend
those two glorious weeks together in some valleys.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
No, all those prizes go to Florence Hubbard of Chicago.
Ill Lloyd.
Speaker 11 (25:03):
Oh, then I explained the letter I found on your dresser.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Letter.
Speaker 11 (25:07):
Here it is, it's in your handwriting. It says, why,
dear miss Hubbard, I'm six foot two as broad shoulders,
blond wavy hair, blue eyes and friends.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Compare me with Van Johnson, Rochester.
Speaker 11 (25:20):
I'm single, Congenie, you'll compare the boats and dance divinely Rochester,
or we'll meet you at the trains. Understand you already
have the rings, Rochester, they bos. What do you want
me to finish?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
The flayers howl?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
You know what to say?
Speaker 11 (25:39):
Or I'll take out some of the things you wrote
in that other letter. Which letter, the one you wrote
to the lady who won the IRA sweet.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Seats, Rochester, won't be necessary to send any letter. Florence Hubbard,
the winner of the Walking Man contest is going to
be on my program next Sunday, and so is Ralph Edwards.
Speaker 11 (25:55):
Good good. But by the way, Bars, those contests are wonderful.
Why don't you have one and give away prizes?
Speaker 9 (26:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I don't know, Rochester. What kind of prices could I give?
Speaker 11 (26:03):
Well, you can give away your car. You're pile in
an old two pay and two florious week.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
That to O city.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Say, that's a pretty good idea. I'll think it over
so long, Rochester, who I see? I hope Florence to
sell ladies and gentlemen. I want to join Ralph Edwards
and thanking the millions of people who entered the Walking
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Man Contest and contributed so generously to the American Heart Association.
These contributions totaled over one and a half million dollars,
and this money will be used for scientific research to
combat heart disease, America's number one killer. Even though this
contest is over, fundraising campaigns will continue because the need
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is still great. I also want to congratulate Ralph Edwards
for the wonderful job he's doing and thank him for
inviting me to participate in such a worthy card. Back
will be back and Julemener the first Eli hate an
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American Independent tobacco experts again name Lucky Strike first choice,
Lucky Strike first choice over any other brand. That statement
is backed up by an impartial Crossley poll just completed
in eleven southern tobacco states. This poll, taken among tobacco experts,
reveals the smoking preference of the men who really know
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tobacco yes, for their own personal smoking enjoyment. Independent tobacco
experts again, name Lucky Strike first choice, Lucky Strike first
choice over any other brand. These are the experts, auctioneers, buyers,
and warehousemen, and we believe their overwhelming preference for Lucky
Strike has a direct relationship to the quality to baco
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we put you for.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Luckys.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
You've heard the poll results. Now listen to what mister s. M. Cuts,
a tobacco auctioneer from North Carolina, recently said, year after year,
I've seen the makers of Lucky Strike by fine tobacco
right prime leave. I've smoked Lucky seventeen years. Oh for
your own reels, deep down smoking enjoyment. Remember ls MFT,
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ls MFT, Lucky Strike means prime tobacco, so round, so firm,
so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ladies and John, be sure to hear
the Phil Harris Alas Face Show on Sundays and The
Day in the Life of Dennis Day on Wednesdays, and
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on my program. Next week, our guests will be farm Towards,
the winner of the Walking Man contest and Ralph Edwards. Mary,
I've done so much walking with this contest. How about
you and me going for a ride up to Mulholland's
Ride and you know and.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Part no saying the last time I did that became
the walking Lady.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Oh yes, yes, forgot
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